OpTic Podcast - PRED GOT CAUGHT IN A LIE 🤫 | OpTic Podcast Ep. 143

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It is the first game I have played probably since Fortnite that I've actually, like, enjoyed. No way. Like, literally, bro. I've not gotten into any game. Y'all tried a different game other than Cod or Hela. And y'all fucked with it. Yeah. No fucking way.
Starting point is 00:00:19 And I didn't, I didn't think it was going to happen either. Finally. Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number 143, which of course means I love. love you. If you're from the 90s, you remember Pagers, one four, three, men, I love you. I, L-O-B-E, Y-O-U-3, L'A. Boomer. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money and, of course, Mountain Dew, and I'll tell you about that later on in the podcast. Today, we have a man, Nick Maniac Kirshner. It's been a while. It actually has been a while. Yeah. Since I've been on one of I don't know, I don't know, you know, I have conversations with the booker or something.
Starting point is 00:01:05 I guess I just wasn't performing. No, you were, though. I was like, you're really good. We have a money, money biscuit to my left. And, of course, the scumper jumper, both coming up, coming off of an extraordinary win against younger players. Proving the point that if Michael Jordan was playing in this fucking era, that they was, he would still dominate the same with the scumper jumper. You'd be an avid, you do all right. I agree.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Really? Michael Jordan? He would do terrible. Not terrible. No, I'm saying, like, just for our sake. He's not. For scum's sake. He's saying we could still be in the CDO.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Oh, yeah. Not show ass. What happened? This guy, this guy was texting me all. When was it? Since last, since last podcast about Charlo versus Canelo. And I'm texting. He's like, dude, he looks.
Starting point is 00:01:50 You don't have receipts? I have receipts. I have receipts. He did. He was talking. He said, oh, you don't know, you don't know boxing like that so I can't talk to you about. What was that fight Saturday? Yeah, Saturday.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I bought it. Panet it. Yeah. Canello dominated? I don't watch that. No, it went to, it went to distance. It was good fight. But he was dominated, he pretty much dominated.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I only watch that kind of stuff if, like, we're out. I don't ever watch it at home. I don't watch it since, like, Mayweather. Mayweather, it seemed like an event to get together and just watch perfection. See, like, it's crazy because I just don't care that much. I watch you have seen. I'm like, fuck, I can't get into it. No, boxing, and I'm like, I can watch one through 12 every round.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Really? No knockout, I still love it. Really? Like, I just enjoy it. It's like an art. Yeah. Like, you can just like, because. I kind of get it.
Starting point is 00:02:34 I don't really watch UFC like that. I mean, I don't really watch boxing like that either, but even like not even like main, main fights. Just like watching boxing is such like a art to watch. Like just the defense and just how quick and how just how quickly they expect stuff and the counters. And it's just, it's like just cool to watch someone be like masters at their craft. You think you got hands?
Starting point is 00:03:00 I mean, I've watched some of these. The YouTube fights? I watch some of these YouTube. For one, I don't have hands. For any like real fighters out there, let's make that clear. But for some of the shit, like YouTube boxing, I'm just like, dude, I feel like with no training I can hop in there. But don't challenge them. It's also, that's the same fucking dog shit idiots that are watching like pro players on CDL.
Starting point is 00:03:26 And they're like, well, let's not compare YouTube boxers to CDL pros. But like, they think they can, they could do. that until like you get in the ring. Yeah. It's just like whole fucking crowds around you. Your leg, you're like a little shaky and something. You're like a fucking deer in there. You like, you like Pomage playing basketball?
Starting point is 00:03:45 I feel like, I feel like, like I did boxing for a month. I felt I felt kind of like a natural. You're like Pomage playing basketball? Yeah. Yeah. Like a newly born, like a newly born giraffe. Yeah. I mean like that could be what would happen if I like went in there with no training
Starting point is 00:04:01 and stuff. I'm sure it's definitely easier said than done. But I think I did boxing for a month. And I felt like I was good. I was like, dude, I feel like I'm like naturally good at this. Like there's some stuff you hop on. You don't feel naturally good like fucking Valerant. But then like, I don't know, boxing, I feel like I could be decent.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I just played three lives of Valerance for the first time ever. And it's not my game. Me and Bo's been grinding. How do you shoot? when you can't move. Does it try to trust me. We know. This is our...
Starting point is 00:04:36 Yeah, it takes a lot. That shit has took me like, I'm just now finally getting to the point where like if he's not, if he's like in front of me, I could probably kill him. But like, it's still like sometimes I'll be shooting at someone and see someone else and try to move and shoot
Starting point is 00:04:52 and I'm instantly dead. I'm like, fuck. But it takes a minute. Like you need to play that. Can't get on it. It's just a totally different type. Like, when I hopped on Fortnite,
Starting point is 00:05:01 H1 Z1, it's like you're moving and shooting. Yeah. It's just as long as your, I guess, aim is good and you can hit them. Like, I wasn't cracked with building, but in Fortnite, I felt like I had a good shot. Same with H1Z1, but like this, I just feel bad in every aspect. Like, my strats are bad. P&IGL. Like, I'm not good with the abilities.
Starting point is 00:05:25 I'm not good at shooting. I'm not, it's just a totally different game. Like, I was never in a counter-shunders. strike so. What rank are you guys? We're just dropping. I got places to drop it. Yeah, I got placed.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I have gotten so. We drop when we play with other people. When you play me and him, just duo, somehow we're fine. As soon as we add other people in, we start losing. Well, it's like, we'll play with. I think we match harder people as well. Yeah, we're not playing with shit people. And it's like more.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Fucking, someone will join in. There'll be diamond or something. And we'll get decent people. Can you play with diamond players? Well, you have to five stack it. So like. Yeah. if you play you just have to get other people on.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Or even if we just get other silvers and golds from like my fucking stream and I'm just like, dude, this is so hard to win. But I mean, just every game, it doesn't matter who we play with, whatever. I feel like, all right, so I got placed gold two and then now I'm like silver three. Like I'm just, but I'm getting better.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Today I had a bad day. Today I've been up since 4 a.m. I didn't sleep that much. So maybe blame it on that. But today, I wasn't today it's like I do play good it feels so momentum based it's like I've when I'm on I'm on I'm confident I don't even I'm not caring about like just walking silent like I just strafe out tap them in the head yeah I just chow and tap them but then like once I start getting shit
Starting point is 00:06:49 on start overthinking start playing it slow and then that's just when things go downhill then I start missing and I look at my chat I see formal typing I'm just like this this dude I'm sure form was nasty at the game but it's just I don't know Valer's just a totally different type of game but it is the first game I have played probably since
Starting point is 00:07:12 Fortnite that I've actually like enjoyed no way I'd say this literally bro I have not gotten into any game y'all tried a different game other than Cod or Hala even that I mean the Cod yeah yeah don't fucking wait
Starting point is 00:07:26 and I didn't I didn't think it was I didn't think it was going to happen either. Finally. I came back to streaming after, I don't think I streamed for like two, three months. I was like debating what I come back and do. I just, I'm like, I just know if I start playing Halo again, it's just going to be so fucking stressful. The same kids are going to be playing. They're going to be better than me. They're going to be teabagging me. They're going to be talking shit. They're going to be in my stream. I'm just like, I'm just like, I can't come back to streaming to that because I like, not that I stopped streaming because of it, but it was like, there was days like,
Starting point is 00:08:01 my mental was just chalked. Like, it would ruin my day. I would come here, stream. I would get two and a half hours of Halo in. Why do you give a fuck? Just like, well, at, you've been retired from Halo for how long? I know, but it's like, it's something,
Starting point is 00:08:14 I don't know what it, like, it's just my pride. It's like, I just know if I put it in the hours. Like, you're so bad. You're still trying to go, right? I'm like thinking like that. There's no way that you can keep up with these younger kids. Well, for one, I could. Even though you can't.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Not the, not. Because you used to play against plumbers, you used to play against window washers. I'm not, I'm not keeping up with the top four. I think I could come back maybe the top. These kids are pretty cracked. But like I'd be able to hang with them
Starting point is 00:08:44 if I really grinded. But I don't even remember my fucking point. Something. Valerent. Valerent. Oh, I didn't want to come back to streaming to Halo because when I stopped playing and like stopped streaming for a little bit,
Starting point is 00:08:57 like my days would be just like, I mean, not to sound dramatic, but it's like my days would just be fucking ruined. And I would like, I'd get off. I'd be thinking about it still. I mean, it really wasn't that bad. So I was like, all right, whenever I come back to streaming again, I'm just going to watch what I want to watch. Maybe react the shit or whatever.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Just, I don't know, click on random YouTube videos. Just watch random shit. Maybe I'll try a new game. And I was like, all right, I'll try Valerant. I'll probably end up playing this like two or three days. Now it's been like three weeks straight, just every single. the day. I'm texting Bose in the morning. Like, let's play. You know, the serious one. I was dominating with us. I went to sleep at like two or three.
Starting point is 00:09:37 And then I read a text from Nick. He's like, I'm getting up at four or whatever, five to go to the gym, da-da-da. And I set my alarm for 7.30. And I was like, I'll meet you. I'll meet you like halfway. And then we get on and play. It's fucking like 7.30 in the morning. Like our teammates talking shit to us. We're talking to them. Another kid on the other team's talking. I'm like, dude, it's 8 a.m. And we're fucking. I'll let down like 12 or 111. And I'm like, what are your two are up? Nine, three and then we're tied 12, 12.
Starting point is 00:10:06 I'm like, dude, this is not how I'm starting the day. I'm like, all right, let's just get some shit off our chest. I was like, and you fucking suck. Sage, your word. And then the kid in the game set started dying laughing. We were a fucking cry. It's been a pretty good time though. It's the first game I can.
Starting point is 00:10:24 It's like I actually am like, I'm actually down. I'm not even into like all that weird ability shit. Like I hate that. I love just if that game was standard I would still like it. Yeah just nothing but that shit is kind of you never play battalion right? No you would have loved that it's all that's and you would have Like I just never got into the like keyboard and mouse I'm just not like it's I'm glad I'm not even now I could To be able to play keyboard and mouse is a good skill to have because like if there's games that are like keyboard mouse games like you're gonna want to know how to play it
Starting point is 00:10:52 So it's good to get into it yeah I just don't feel comfortable especially if you start broadening your horizons once we you know we get a little older you start playing single player games, maybe hit that. Gondge. You know, vibe out a little bit. Play some Starfield. You're in a spaceship. Have you played Starfield? Have you played Starfield?
Starting point is 00:11:09 Not that much. You're in a spaceship. I know what your problem is with Valoran. Just by playing, you move too slow. When I was moving, I felt like I had like a weighted vest on. What's crazy is you hopped on and you didn't know what you're doing? So you're just like moving, shriping left and right. And the other people like actually weren't hitting you.
Starting point is 00:11:25 And one of my problems in Valeran is, not that I'm actually taking your advice serious. but like one of my problems is like I just move like a turtle sometimes I'm just so that's what I was gonna say like you've got to do that but yeah like hit like if I'm hitting a like hit D to stop yeah yes but sometimes but I'll do that and I'll hit it and then I'll just hold my fingers there and I'll just sit there and shoot to my die like it's like no straight fit like once I miss I don't start moving you got shoot move like you got to shoot like two bullets then move yeah two bullets move that's how I do it Or I just do that fucking, what are they called? Where like, all right, you shoulder out, you see someone.
Starting point is 00:12:03 And you go back in and you just completely shrieve and just think them. Like you stop. Like wide swing? Yeah, that shit is fire. Yeah, wide swing. It's crazy watching other, like I was watching Terrick. I've watched Demon 1 a little bit. And there's just like, dude, this gameplay is just, like, that's how I think my gameplay should be going.
Starting point is 00:12:23 It's just like thinking people. A lot of hours. Yeah. Dude, it's so. Dude, it's so... Like, they move how my character moves in Cod, but keyboard and mouth. So I think, I saw it on Steam the other day,
Starting point is 00:12:34 but CS was like the first tactical shooter. I mean, that's, it was basically CS and Valoran are like the only tactical shooters, really. But I had 1700 hours in CS, like, back there. So, like... When were you, what, like, years were you playing? Yeah, I was his name. What, like, years did you start playing?
Starting point is 00:12:52 Like, during, like, your Cod days, just when you were bored? Is that not, like, the most... During, like, the off season. Yeah, probably like IW off season into World War II, probably. You're just grinding that? Yeah, I feel like you like... And that definitely... You play those games off stream.
Starting point is 00:13:06 ...carries over into Ballarat. Yeah, for sure. Like, you play those games off stream, though, mainly, right? No. But when you were grinding it? You were grinding counterfeit on. Oh, yeah, yeah, I wasn't streaming because I couldn't stream. That's when my internet was fucked.
Starting point is 00:13:16 But yeah, that's when I was playing it. Damn, 700 hours? It's a lot of hours. Even with CS2? Is there a topic of CS2? That is a lot of hours. 1,700? It was like 1643 or something like that.
Starting point is 00:13:28 1,700 hours? What is? How many days is that? I'm about to do, 1,700 hours divided by 2470. I can't get in days. Damn. That's typical. That was probably like one off season.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Damn, I was definitely a few years. A single off season. That tells me there were days. No, I played across multiple off seasons for sure. They just turned the air up and it's already freezing. I'm not cold personally. But yeah, it takes a while to get good at those games I wouldn't even say that
Starting point is 00:13:59 You have to like if you stop playing those games Like you just lose it so fast Like controller you can pick up the controller And like still be able to shoot Like mouse and key If you stop playing You just lose it You don't lose all of it but you like
Starting point is 00:14:12 You get reset Bro Bro My like pinkie's like For the chef He reaches like I'm fucking double jointed Yeah
Starting point is 00:14:20 Like I'll try to hit Bro I'm trying to It's hard right It's this hand but it's But it's like, my pinky like pops. And it's like, I can't. It's the only, like, as soon as my pinky goes like this, it's just like, it becomes weird. It's the thing I blame, I blame it on.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Imagine him just fucking shift walking like that. Yeah, bro. Because I'm, I'm like, ah. I'm like, ah. Yeah, that's, that's, uh, wait. So you're not coming to Kod next at all now. I wasn't invited, no. Oh, but I was going to go to hang out.
Starting point is 00:14:52 You're not coming to hang out? No, and don't think that I'm. I have anything against... Okay, well, I will be taking a company card. For what? What? Why are you there? We're representing the company?
Starting point is 00:15:06 Nobody asked you to? Nobody asked you to? Yeah, that's company guard. Who else is going? Me's Indian Shotsie. Who's chaperone on you guys? Me. No, hell, on the page.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Dude, what? I'm sending a page. We're not going to go that rogue. Dude, we're not assholes like that. You order more like an asshole than us. Yeah, let's get the caviar. Nobody needs it. Do I go to the club and spend $3,500 on four people?
Starting point is 00:15:30 That was different. It was a birthday. Okay. I've never gone to that road. And yes, I know how to eat. Okay, well, I wasn't the one to work. You're saying that you don't need caviar? You say that you don't need caviar.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I was not the one to eat caviar. Okay, but you say. I don't. You ordered two of them bitches. Yeah, but you say that you don't eat caviar. No. If we had the company car and it was us three, first of all, we're with shots. He's ordering chicken fingers.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Okay. Second of all. We don't go that row. Matt, do you have a company card? All right. You can have that one. I can have it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Oh. But you're not going, right? No. All right. I've got to be going. No, you're not. You got a cap on yours, right? We have a cap on yours?
Starting point is 00:16:16 Dude, we're going to get... It's like 85. We're going to get two dinners. We're going to get a dinner the night we get there probably. We're going to get a dinner the night before. Because we have two days before we even, like, do anything there. Yeah. Which is kind of fucking...
Starting point is 00:16:25 I like that. But, and then third day is the event, and then we leave the next day. So actually, we might get three dinners, depending on when the event ends on Thursday. I showed my shit would have said, restaurant, restaurant cookies. Nigs are like, what the fuck? Torquoise. What about Worlds turning up? World's?
Starting point is 00:16:43 At the club. I am trying, I'm going to try to only drink once at Worlds. Yeah, right. I'm going to save my drinking till Sunday. It's legal in Seattle to smoke cats. Why the fuck would you put your body through toxins like that? I can't do a watch party on cannabis. I'd have a panic attack.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Are you gonna drink while we're watching? I don't want to, but maybe if I start getting in comfy. It all takes it. Or just bored. A little push. I'll set it off and I say, yeah, well, if we're gonna drink, Friday's the day to drink. I'll be there Friday.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Because Friday pool play halo, it might be better because it's worlds. And I feel like the skill gap has definitely closed quite a bit in this halo, but. No, usually it's usually. I just say that because usually I go to events and it's like, well, I'm drinking on the flight there, drinking when I land, and then it's just being, and then I feel horrible. So, yeah. I never drink a long flight. But then I feel horrible when I get back. It's like, it's like fucking Chicago to L.A.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Yeah. I used to, I don't miss that. I don't miss that. I used to do the Jersey to Anaheim. Dude, that flight is like, what? On this one. That's like six, right? Six and a half?
Starting point is 00:17:54 Yeah. Oh, my. God, bro. I once did Miami to Seattle. That was the worst thing I've ever done. Just wake you wake up like four times. You're still in the plane. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, you got to find something to entertain yourself. You're groggy. Wait, what is it? Seven hours. I could have made it to London to that shit. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Um, we should film something while we're there if you, oh fuck. For what? Hello Worlds? Yeah, like we should go crab fishing or something.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Oh, damn, I forgot we've been to Seattle ate at that spot. Don't we get there Wednesday? Yeah. I remember those times. We're not going to be able to, we're not going to have time. Because we don't, we don't fly until Thursday now. We got our flights changed so I could stream another day. It's like a table like this.
Starting point is 00:18:46 They just fucking put a whole bunch of just. Corn, sausage, fucking crab legs. Yeah. Yeah. Did they just change your flight? Or did they change everyone's flight? No, just me. So you can ask if you want to go Thursday, ask.
Starting point is 00:18:58 But you got to ask now. I think Michelle already got her flight, so it's like, like we're going together. Here, I'm going to teach you the glitch. Yeah, okay. I don't know if it works for everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to have scale to do this. I think you got to have like, you know, some kind of like maybe, I don't know. Rewards program.
Starting point is 00:19:13 But anytime I need something with a flight, I just DM them on Twitter. I never call, go through the app. I just DM on Twitter. Hey, can I have your confirmation number? Do, do, do. Really? Can we charge this car? that book to fly 30 bucks for the chance
Starting point is 00:19:27 yeah sure really so bro I'll try that because I would rather go Thursday than fucking Wednesday which pick airline American I bet what did you say I was texting I just I
Starting point is 00:19:42 I um he uses DMs on social media as customer service oh my God they probably they probably just every flight look is that for Monday
Starting point is 00:19:55 a little earlier since I have to check out of my hotel does any. That was for Monday. 520s person. There's no way they do that with everyone, though. I don't have to be the FOTS. If you have some followers. If you have 600K, they're going to do it. But it's still like easy. It's still dope.
Starting point is 00:20:13 It's like concierge. You don't got to wait. I'm actually tried that. Flights canceled. Just shoot them a DM. Because I'm trying to stay another day, stream. I'm on my shit. Got some momentum.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Been running. I'm on a running program. Yo, I was going to say, that's inspirational. Yeah, I wish I. I mean that. I just don't know how to turn it into action. Because I'm like, man, this guy was up at 4 a.m. this morning in the gym. And then like an hour later, he was like jogging and shit.
Starting point is 00:20:38 I don't want to say running because I'm streaming. And then three hours later, I'm content. It doesn't end. Finally. Finally. No. But finally. You're making up for lost fucking time.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Yeah. After this, he's back to fucking knee. Oh, my plant. Well, I have so much. Neat. Just 3 p.m. Yeah. But here's why I did it.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I've been streaming every single day. And today, I think we have content from now until like 2.30 or 3. So it's just like, I'm just going to use this day. It's just not the stream. But last night, I was like, I'm kind of tired. I could probably fall asleep right now. If I fall asleep now, wake up at 4 a.m., get done, gym, food, and everything by like 7. Stream by 7.
Starting point is 00:21:22 7 to 10, little short stream. That way, I don't have to take a day off and content. and then. I woke up so early just to like get all that shit over with it. I could vouch the days where I wake up early, don't realize, do shit. And then I look at the time,
Starting point is 00:21:36 it's like 11.30. And I just feel like it does, those feel like the most productive. I'm energized. Like, been telling you all about this early morning grind, yo. It's hard,
Starting point is 00:21:46 bro. You know how hard it was? Like, I wanted to get up and play Valoran at 7. I set my alarm for 715 or whatever. Just getting up was just, it's like physically hard. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:21:56 I feel literally just momentic. Are you getting up to feed the baby in the middle of the night? Dude, you're fucking up my future place. What future place? All right, let me put it in perspective. If there's someone watching this podcast, that's like, I fuck with those. I want to take me out. Then they hear, I, back, here's a baby mom.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I don't got no fun. Bro. Like, you know what I'm saying? They're like, ah, it's false information. If you could afford it, who cares? Oh, I can't put that on my jazz. He doesn't have baby mamas. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:22:29 I don't know. Waking up early is the, it's just momentum, but this has been like three, four weeks for me. After just like, dude, I couldn't even wake up before like 10 a.m. I just felt like, I mean, it's crazy because like back in Scuff House, I'm up at 3 p.m. And it's like, I felt like a loser, but if I was up at noon at the Scuff House, I was like, fuck yeah, it's going to be a productive.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Like, just like on some, you went to sleep at randomly at like one or two. Just on my own, like at home. Yeah, yeah, type shit. Like, in the last five years? Yeah. Maybe 11.30. Maybe. What?
Starting point is 00:23:06 Like, just random time. Like, you fall asleep at, like, one or two. What's the latest you, like, woke up? When's the latest that I wake up? Yeah. I mean, if I like. Wake up? Wake up?
Starting point is 00:23:16 Like, wake up? Like, wake up. The latest I've woken up. Yeah. Oh, okay. The latest you've woken up, my bad. I'd probably say, like. 930, 10.
Starting point is 00:23:22 If I try, yeah, if I try to sleep in, I can sleep into like 11, but I usually wake up around like 9.30. Like I, dude, I can't get past like 8.45, 9. I can lay around. I feel like you've always been like that. Dude, even then like the shophouse and shit. But like if I, if I like force myself to sleep till 12, I just feel like shit when I wake up. Yeah. I'm just like. Over sleep. I just, I'm just, I used to get up and go to the gas station like duty number one. Oh, yeah. He's got his morning routine. Yeah, everyone knows
Starting point is 00:23:50 everyone knows. Sammy. What up, Mark? He knows. Russian cream? Oh man. I hate when I... Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I used to smoke the Siggs, when I used to smoke the Sigs, I'd be with a girl or something.
Starting point is 00:24:04 He'd be like, Camel Crush, I'm... Oh, smack to the... Why would you say that in front of here? I don't smoke no damn Sigs, Sammy. No, what I did. Camel Crush, I'm looking like... Why, you don't want your girl to know that you smoke?
Starting point is 00:24:18 No, I mean, at the time... You don't want them to know that you smoke. You don't want them to know that you got baby... What else don't you want them to know? What else don't you want them to know? I don't know. Fucking Versy color, whatever? how I got diagnosed with it.
Starting point is 00:24:29 For real. I woke up with a rash. I'm like, what the fuck? Yo, I have a white spot right here. You see it? Versi color. Is that what it is? No lie.
Starting point is 00:24:37 So what does it do? It's like, we found out. I just haven't missed a little kid. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Manchas. They used to call me Don Chamas. I don't know me like that. I don't call me Don't Chemos.
Starting point is 00:24:48 What does that mean? I don't know. My sister made it up. The evil one. The dark horse. It's another word for Damien. Yo, what's up?
Starting point is 00:25:00 What's up with a... Okay, first of all, we need to have a talk about our arrangement with iTunes. Okay? Why are you looking at me? Because you're the only one that uses it. Oh, like at home.
Starting point is 00:25:13 I know the hex quarters ain't using it no more. Oh, okay. Yeah, let's hear. What do you got to say? You bought Barbie, and we agreed that you're only going to buy movies that I'm also going to watch. Do you live to watch that?
Starting point is 00:25:24 They have their own iTunes. Okay. Well, no, they have it. Now they don't have to buy it on their iTunes. They have it on yours. I saved you the trouble. Two. What's the one that you just bought?
Starting point is 00:25:36 Ferris Bueller's Day Off? That was my mom. That was my mom. Well, she was at the... Yeah, you're going to yell at my mom? Kristen? 20 bucks. If I say it's a great purchase, bro, I don't even watch movies.
Starting point is 00:25:47 You know that. Yeah, but you've seen that. Like, you can get that on Netflix for free. My mom wanted to watch it. So we watched it. What do you hate on my mom? Okay. Didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Okay. Any other problems? Talk to me. It's one of the best horror movies that's come out recently. Watch it. We haven't even watched it yet. I need a good movie. So you just bought it.
Starting point is 00:26:09 It's this there for whatever we want. I need a good movie. You couldn't wait until it. We are going to watch it though. It's not like we're not going to watch it. You should have bought it when you were about to watch it because we were about to watch it. And then we didn't. But we're about to.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Now you bought another one. No. And then the other thing is it is like, that would buy it. He had to buy it. He had best buy it. his house, they brought him three iTunes and he wanted me to give him the password for all of them. Because I got, I got to approve it on my phone.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And then he's like, yo, let me get that coat again. I'm like, is this the time where I skate off from? Yeah, I was like, I don't know. Why are you hating, man? I'm not hating. Dude, you can, you can afford a little $15 fucking movie. Only me? Only I can afford that.
Starting point is 00:26:52 They were both going to watch. Only I can afford that? Who, it's the only I can afford that? It's the least you can do. Only I can afford that. The least I can do. Just buy me a couple movies. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:27:04 What are you going to buy me some movies? Man, I'm going to Cod Next. Like, I'm out here, you know, represent the company. I'm representing the company out there. Oh, man, you volunteer for that. That had nothing to do with Optic. Are you going to have, you don't even have logos? Are you going to have a logo on the stream?
Starting point is 00:27:21 Matt, make sure that when he streams, Cod Next, Yeah, I have my carousel. To tell me if there's an Optic Gaming logo permanently installed on like a watermark, if not that it's not a company outing. Okay. Thank you, Matt. That's fine. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:27:36 We can put that on there for a company dinner. Kid me? You should throw it on there. Make it 60% on the screen. See me at Fogo to Chow. Texas Day, Brazil. Texas to Brazil is better. Texas Day Brazil is better.
Starting point is 00:27:48 But you're not going to, let me guess, catch. Catch might be in the road station. Tao might be in the most viviest restaurant I've ever been to. I think catch is vivious restaurant. Have you ever been to town? No. Catch L.A. Does Catch have the statue of the woman with all those arms, like, symmetrically just gorgeous?
Starting point is 00:28:05 That shit does go crazy. Wait, where did we go in Vegas, the restaurant, remember? Catch and the cathedral. Oh, that was catch. Okay. And cathedral. There were girls in that hallway for three hours. I remember we ate, we came back out, they were still out there taking pictures. It was insane.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Just bought, like, like three hours. Literally. Wake up. I wish I can go, wake up. Unless they had just finished when we finished. out there for like three hours. No, they must have finished when we finished. They had to have. If they didn't, that was insane. No, but I mean, it's a... It was cool. I fucked with catch.
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Starting point is 00:31:22 RocketMoney.com slash optic. Let's get back to the podcast. To support this lifestyle that needs to happen in order for us to continue to do what we do and the daily basis. Yo, but for real, this fitness thing you're on, like, what's the streak that you're on right now, like running? As you say, you had 19 miles this week already, or last week?
Starting point is 00:31:44 I mean, I'm on week four now, but I've run five days a week, probably like 15 to 18 miles each week. Damn. Now I'm on week four. I did six yesterday. Three today. And then this is also on top of like lifting weights four or five days a week.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Probably like four days a week. But it's fucking hard. And my diet shit. Don't see a change in my body. So you're diet. But like I don't even, I'm not even doing it for that. Like I genuinely just like feel better doing it. And it just like it gives me something.
Starting point is 00:32:21 thing to do. Like waking up and knowing like oh I could just lay here for an hour or two hours before I like maybe go stream or something it's just like let me wake up. Okay how I have like someone who like sends me a program like okay how much wake up okay I got to run six miles today. Boom go get those six miles done
Starting point is 00:32:39 then after that I'm like all right then I'm gonna go go shower go go eat go stream and it just like it sets me up for like such better days having just knowing what I'm going to do I saw that you have a plan right? Like you put on your notes It's like
Starting point is 00:32:53 Yeah, it's like a program And then you write easy Easy easy easy next one Well he tells me Run it run it easy I think Thursdays are like Where I push myself To like try to run faster
Starting point is 00:33:04 But I ran at three I ran three miles With like a 720 pace Damn I was flying It's like it's fucking insane to me That I'm doing this right now Because literally
Starting point is 00:33:15 I think it was like The beginning of this year I tried running And it was just like so hard My hip hurt my backer like I couldn't even run a mile. So just to actually see progress, it's just like a free way to like,
Starting point is 00:33:29 this term is so popular now, but it's like such a free way to just like get some dope. Like I feel good at the end of these runs. Like it's and it's just like, all it takes is just getting out there. Maybe getting a program you don't have to, but it's just like just pushing yourself, just running a few miles and just doing this every day
Starting point is 00:33:48 or like five days a week and just gives you, just like something to be proud of. And I don't know. I just, I really like it, like how it makes me feel. I think I'm going to do a half marathon at the end of the year.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I think Shotsie's doing a marathon and I like almost want to do it just to join him. But I don't think I'm ready for a marathon yet. Did you see those $500 Adidas shoes? No. Yo, Matt, bring those up. What are they running shoes?
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah. They wait, they weigh like, they wait, four point two ounces. Damn. Is that light? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I never thought I'd be a runner, but like I'm really, I really am kind of like liking this stuff. It's like for like ultramarathon. How many ounces are in a pound? Like 16 or some shit? I don't know. Do you know? Bose knows. How many ounces are in a pound, Matt Craig?
Starting point is 00:34:39 Wait, Matt Craig shows the Adidas shoes. I don't know what they're called. He's getting bombarded. 16? 16 ounces. Nope, nope, nope. They're Adidas. Did you type in $500?
Starting point is 00:34:51 What page? What? Matt. Right there. No, the ones on the right. Yeah. Damn, they're 945 bucks right now. Ew.
Starting point is 00:35:03 But that's like stockax fucking hippie. No, no, no, no, no. They were on, the, the retail price for them were 400 bucks. Those are the retail price. Do those have like fiber, what they call? Like fiber optic? Not fiber optic. Yeah, look, right there.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Yeah, they do. Internet. No, what's the? Yeah, you get Wi-Fi. It's not fiber glass. It's bronze. It's bronze plates. The plates, right?
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah, the running plates. But it's carbon fiber. What was he saying? Fiber. Fiber. Fiber. Carbon fiber. Cidivir.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Carbon fiber plates. Carbon. Yeah, they put like carbon fiber plates in those shoes. I'm going to end up getting a pair or not a pair of these, but whenever I do my half marathon. I'll tell you what. Whenever you're going to do the marathon, I'll buy you these. What size are you?
Starting point is 00:35:44 I don't know if I, I mean, mate. I'm down to try. You want to wear these? These are fucking dope. Now, listen, I'm going to say this. I want to wear those to like walk around in as fashion. You know what I'm saying for that? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:53 I got the, I got the fires, you know what I'm saying? The A6. The A6, Cayano 14. Yes, it's a collab with Kith. Cream Scarab. All right, size 11. What do you have against collabs? Collabs are the best.
Starting point is 00:36:07 You're supporting like small artists. We did bad business yesterday. Who did? Me and Seth. What do you mean? We beat the good team. Oh, you're like, yo, this guy text me. Let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Let me tell you. He's this guy He's like He texted me He's like, Yo, can I beat these guys Or should I like not like He said that to me
Starting point is 00:36:29 And I was like Wake him the fuck up Yeah That's what I said He said Do I let your team win today Or nah Goes me,
Starting point is 00:36:37 Kram karma Sheesh Might be bad for business If they lose And I said beat them What I say after I was like I was like
Starting point is 00:36:45 Good thing I do bad business Good thing I do bad business yeah no they uh that was fun though they try they couldn't keep up now people were getting so tight because like i was streaming it like we're all co-streaming it and i'd like pop in my chat like after maps and shit i'd be like clinic like in my chat it's crazy how they were reply to you in your chat no no we're all chilling like laughing across stage and shit and some of the people that are watching are like angry we're like bro we're vibing bro having a good time having a good time was
Starting point is 00:37:17 Kenny is smiling. Yeah. Yeah, we were all talking shit. I looked across the stage. I was like, y'all can't fuck with us, huh? We were just having a good time. People take it so serious, though, man. It's like.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Oh, I was going to say. That boy, Pratt felt like a bulldozer on the map. Yeah, Pred was gross. Yeah? Yeah, he said he's weird, though. He lied and said he didn't play the game. He played the game. Yeah, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:39 He used the rat corners. Yeah, he used the laydown spot, blue fridge on Octane? Yeah. I didn't play the game. Shit, who are you trying to impress, though? You know it's crazy? I went back. like was like just skipping through
Starting point is 00:37:48 and when I stopped it was that exact play he was a camping looking through the little fence you couldn't even see him I haven't played bullshit pal um so so tell me about this cut next what is it is it like a so the first like reveal are they gonna have merch there
Starting point is 00:38:06 I don't know what I look like no online multi-player review yeah so cod next so like it's like a five hour four four or five hour event And it's just like you just run through like multiplayer and then you'll play like war zone for a bit and then you'll play zombies. Do you're war zone? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Like you just get a sneak peek and like all the streamers get to stream it. So like we'll all be live playing it like there at the place. Like while they're going through the show, we'll be there like just hanging out. And then they're like, all right. I've never been to Cotton X. This is my first year going. So I'm actually kind of excited. But so they'll do a show.
Starting point is 00:38:42 So like the first 30 minutes, they'll do like a show. like, hey, everybody, what the fuck's going on? And then we'll play for like an hour and a half, and then they'll do a break, they'll talk about the new Warzone, then we'll play for another half hour. But we're all, like, involved with it, so it's dope. Playing multiplayer? Like, competitive shit or Warzone?
Starting point is 00:39:00 Just multiplayer. Just like multiplayer, warzone. We'll probably play zombies. Yeah, we're streaming it. Everyone's streaming it. Oh, damn. Yeah, so it's like the first look at the game. So you got the Warzone game play,
Starting point is 00:39:12 if you pop game play. I'll be live. Yeah. I'll be live for that That's cool And then we come home And then the beta's out So we miss the first day of the beta
Starting point is 00:39:23 Because we're going to the bed It's a PlayStation 5? This week? This week This weekend, yeah Matt, can you make sure that they clear my schedule? It comes out the six It's the return time
Starting point is 00:39:32 I think And then can you come to the To my house to set up my PlayStation And also can I'm gonna As soon as he leaves I'm gonna go get my other PlayStation Oh yeah I need you to help me set up my PlayStation
Starting point is 00:39:43 Well no it won't Wait All I need you for It'll be there. It'll be there. You've heard it here first, folks. You've heard it here. Folks, you heard it here first.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I won't be streaming the beta because Hector will not allow me to borrow his PS5 for three days. I'm letting both borrow it. I know, petty. I'm letting both borrow it. It's already in my house. I'm going to get in. I changed the locks. So no beta on PC.
Starting point is 00:40:04 So your dog's not going to get fed then. Whoever goes to feed that dog is going to get that PlayStation. That's true. That's cool. Yo, you know what I find the most hilarious thing. ever and I'm glad that it's a thing, but I'm also ready for it to not be a thing anymore. This, the wives telling their husbands, is like, yo, isn't it cool that Travis, oh, that the Taylor Swift is putting this, this player on the map finally? Bro, that's the funniest shit in the world.
Starting point is 00:40:31 That is like, I don't get it. Well, it's funny. I get it's Taylor Swift, but, like, I don't get her fans. Like, her fans are buying tickets to football games just in hopes of seeing her. Yeah. It's fucking nuts. No, it's not. You're going to see her.
Starting point is 00:40:44 but like the what? The only thing I don't like anyone that much The only thing I find weird about that is that in this day
Starting point is 00:40:52 in age you shouldn't be like back in the day when the internet wasn't a thing I would have gone anywhere to see Michael Jackson you're like What though?
Starting point is 00:40:59 Yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I get but nowadays you can see her literally everywhere yeah
Starting point is 00:41:05 but it's hilarious it's like you know the way that they present the husband and they're turning him up
Starting point is 00:41:09 by the shots out the Swifties though they're some real fans they hold it down for the Yeah, shout out to the Swifties.
Starting point is 00:41:16 You wish the, the carrot tops? What's the name of your subs? BTH. Does BTH? Pretty much, that's how it goes when I pop out. That's fucking. Yeah, BTH, like, that's what they do. I mean, I go to events.
Starting point is 00:41:28 And that. That is one of the, that's the best one. That's the funniest thing. I sent it to live in Jude, and they're like, oh my God, I can't believe. I'm like, they're joking. And she's like, yeah, I know. But like, I think someone are like, kind of serious.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Because there are people who have never heard of Travis Kelsey. And, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And there, somebody was also,
Starting point is 00:41:52 now what they're saying is like, yeah, but she's only with him for his money. And then they're like, wait, time out.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Travis Kelly, but it's a joke. It's a joke. Like, they're saying that as a joke. Like, yeah, she's knowing full well
Starting point is 00:42:05 that she makes. She's a billionaire. Yeah. Well, they're probably saying he's with her for her money. Sure,
Starting point is 00:42:12 whatever. She's got paper. But anyway, They were like, let's see. Travis Kelsey makes $12 million a year. Taylor Swift would be making $90 million. How much does she make per? And she worth like $800?
Starting point is 00:42:26 Her heiress tour, I think, I saw somewhere she made like multiple hundred thousand of millions. Look, according to Forbes, Taylor Swift's Nestor's Nessworth is submitted to, okay. Or multiple hundreds of millions, not hundreds of dollars. The singer makes $150 million per year. Think about that. No, she, bro, these last shows, like, she was making, like, what, like 20 mil per show?
Starting point is 00:42:48 More? Bro, Mark Cuban was talking about the economic impact that she has. Yeah, I did. Who was, was you saying that? Someone was literally just said, I can't remember, but maybe it was Hilton that they were saying, like, she, like, positively affected the economy. Yeah. It was just, she did great business. That's probably crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Yeah, no, it's crazy. Her fandom is crazy. He's probably who's as big as her? Like worldwide? Drake, Taylor. Drake is not as big as her. Not as her.
Starting point is 00:43:21 But shit, Selena Gomez is pretty big. Selena is massive. Who has more followers on Instagram? Selina or? Bieber. Probably Selena. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Even Bieber's like that like top five elite is like Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, probably Selena Gomez. Pesa Pluma. We can't put Drake up there? As famous worldwide famous? I don't think we can't.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I don't think we can. Oh, Kylie. Damn, Salinas number three, which makes you the most followed woman on all of Instagram. Wait, wait, who's one, two, three? One guy, one is Ronaldo. One's Ronaldo for sure. Okay, who's one? Oh, the Instagram.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Okay. That makes sense. You ought to follow that. So, Cristiano with, how many? 602 million people. He gets 12 million likes on his picture. Then you have the greatest of all time, Leonardo Messi. Or I don't know if it's Leonardo.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Then Selena Gomez. That is crazy that you took a picture with it. Kylie. That's the most famous woman in the world. It is kind of weird. And then Paige cooks with her. Ain't that nuts? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Oh, Ariana Grande. It's weird how like normal it was. Like how just the whole hangout was just like so normal. It wasn't. Well, you were also on Mars. I also don't remember anything. I think it was normal. But I'm sure like a lot of them are like that.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Taylor Swift is 271. But like this is, dude, that's insane to me. Like good for like, I don't know how she lives life though. You know what I'm saying? Like not being able to go anywhere. Yeah. That's. Would you want to be that famous?
Starting point is 00:45:06 I mean, I say I want it, but it's like. Hell no, you would not. Not that famous. I would not want to be. No, I would not want to be. Bro, I was telling Ninja at Matt, so I'm like, I'm like, dude, my brain could not do what you do. If you got, what if you had to, if you were to have that money, but you were that famous, would you trade what you have now? Not like trade what you have, like you still have your obviously family and stuff, but you're now that famous with that money.
Starting point is 00:45:32 You're doing it? I can't do it. Yes, yes, the answer is yes. I would rather have that money no matter the cost. But there would be something in my brain that it's just like hates the fact that I'm like, man, I can't. Bro, that puts everyone in Crossfire. That should be crazy, man. But there's also, like, you probably feel cool.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Like, I can't go buy my own ingredients. I feel cool now. But I can't go to the store, to the Mexican store and buy my own ingredients. Yeah, and, like, feel like cool. Like, just, like, in and out. Like, I got to do this. Like, celebrities care about how they dress everywhere they go. Like, they have to think about it.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I'm going into, if I'm going to a dentist, I'm waking up, keeping the same shirt I just went to sleep on, maybe change my pants, push my teeth and just go. Yeah. They're going to be pick out of fit, like for. They got the popular. Their stylist has their fit picked out. Yeah, if you have a stylist, you know, you got to pick your own shit. You know what I'm saying? I pick my own shit.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I probably have a stylist. I'll tell you what. I'm looking forward to going to Seattle because I got my, I got the Solomons. Wait, you're coming to Seattle? Yeah. But you're not on the watch party? I'm on Friday and Saturday maybe like here and there. Who's not on Friday then?
Starting point is 00:46:38 I got to watch my team. Who's supposed to be Friday? It's supposed to be us for the whole weekend. You, and Zinney. Oh, me, you, I'm just gonna get one extra mic for me. We'll just pull on, yeah,
Starting point is 00:46:49 we'll pull on a fifth chair. Yeah. So Friday, I'll be super vibey. Friday's gonna be super vibe. Friday we'll just vibe because again, I'm gonna have the, I'm gonna have the plumita de wax,
Starting point is 00:46:58 you know what I'm saying? What? Blumita de wax. The pen. Bluma pen. Um, dude, it's gonna be viby.
Starting point is 00:47:07 I am so looking forward. I have, I have the right shoes. I have this new, like, I have the new jacket. This is coming fucking be rocking that shit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:15 It's cool as fuck. Hey, Siri, what's the weather in Seattle, Washington right now? Yeah, what's the biggest you can remember? Like, how far back can you remember? 53 degrees right now. Like, 2014? Like, no kidding. No, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:47:30 I'm like, whoa. I don't think probably like seven or eight. Really? Yeah. Like, some people were like, I remember when I was two. Like, me and my, went to. the pond and I'm just like, dude, I maybe remember a football game at eight. They're capping.
Starting point is 00:47:50 When do you remember? Remember what? I could remember. Not even first early memory, not even first early memory, because I remember like standing at a bookcase or something. I remember first grade. Okay, what, I'm lost. What's your first?
Starting point is 00:48:03 How far. Earlyest memory of what? Life. Like when you can you remember back to? People are going to say I'm bullshit. But I remember being like two or three with like a fever. Now I'm fucking mad. With like a fever and my ears were ringing.
Starting point is 00:48:18 And I remember it was, we were in a small room. It was yellow. Like it had a yellow tint. And I was just fucking crying my ass off because they were putting. This is an, I know. Like I said, people were going to say it was that. Oh, when I was too, I was fucking everything. I don't think.
Starting point is 00:48:36 There's nothing to. Dude, I can remember like four or five. Yeah. I can remember running into the. wooden ship at my preschool. Yeah. So how old was I? What's preschool?
Starting point is 00:48:49 Four? Four and a half, four, five. If you think about it like that, you can unlock those memories if you think about what you could have been doing in those things. Because you're like, I was in first grade and then you're like, what school? Oh, that's cool. And then all of a sudden your brain's going to be like firing off the new, you know what's saying? The neurons are going to be growing up. I don't really remember first or kindergarten.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I remember second. I shit my pants at recess. Were you like, damn? What do you say? What do you say? I remember second, I shit my pants to recess. I remember I had jeans on and just like one little nugget came out. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:49:25 I just like couldn't hold it. And they like, I don't think they let us use the, they were like, wait until recess is over and then you can use the bathroom. Look, so I like went out in the field and just like dropped the nugget down my jeans. I remember, when you said that, my brain thought about like a like a school moment. And I remember being like in third grade walking into the bathroom and there was some kids. So this is what happens, right? Me and three classmates, but I, two other classmates. One of the kids, like, I go to the bathroom, but he's like, I need help.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Like, he hadn't learned how to go by himself. So they brought, so the teacher sent another dude our age to the bathroom. And I went there too because I had to go to. And I remember clear as fucking day. The kid that didn't know how to go to the bathroom was crying at the stall. And the guy, the other guy pulled his past. All the way down And I remember
Starting point is 00:50:16 Just fucking down I had to be like three Third grade crying Just dying At what just that had happened Dude I was dying I had the best childhood I had the best high school
Starting point is 00:50:27 I I remember second grade My first day This kick up bit by hermit crab What He's like first day At second grade He's like sticking his hand
Starting point is 00:50:36 In the cage And it's locked on him He's like ah Had this shit on his hand Like his name was Isaiah I remember that shit You were cried I was just like
Starting point is 00:50:44 that's insane I would have started slamming that shit against the wall I brought like he just sit in there bro get that shit off your face like just take it off it's a hermit crab
Starting point is 00:50:58 right just like this hammer that's so fuck oh man ladies and gentlemen leave his brains on the desk that's brutal Oh my God
Starting point is 00:51:14 Oh That's so far It just goes for show Some people want it Some people kind of want it Ladies and gentlemen That's got to do it for this episode Of the Optic podcast
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