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I kind of feel the opposite.
I feel like we got to be responsible for your ass because you get sloped.
Oh, man, I get so, yeah, that's the best when somebody's looking.
The best thing is when somebody's looking over you.
You know what I'm saying?
Hell yeah, you can just lose control.
Hell yeah, somebody's got my back.
It's the only time I like drinking when I just lose total control.
Triggins.
Proceeded to trip as I was doing the conga line up the stage in front of 100 kids.
Are we live right now?
And then I said, you know what?
That's what I fucking get for partying for fucking 20 euros.
In fact, I'm never partied period.
Your favorite thing to do.
Huh?
Favorite thing to do is,
who's your favorite group to drink with or party with?
Me?
His neighbor.
Actually, you know what?
The elites.
He's a good time.
He's a good time, my neighbor.
He sees his neighbor more than us.
He becomes a good friend.
Huh?
I mean, his neighbor are cool.
Yeah, yeah.
He said, we had eight old fashions last night.
Nine.
Nine.
Last night.
Nine.
I've seen you off.
I've seen you all.
five rum and coax and that is cap are we fucking is there are we
yes we are like first of all bo's no topic no we are the podcast no we are the podcasts you don't
know what's going to know we are on but but keep him honest he just said that he's seen me off
of five rum and coax and that i you see me drink more yeah i've seen you drink more
that he got sloppy that was like that was like 2016 though no okay so for denisa's 30th
which is why when we went to p i had me and mason i had mason i had mason up to three
And then after that, I had like three more.
So I had six.
And then you peop.
What about the champs party?
What chance party?
Do you remember at the club or the little after party, optic party?
Oh, yeah, no.
How many did you drink?
No, I have none there.
Oh, nothing.
Yeah, but he'd be puking.
But he'll like pukes and keep going.
I had drinks there and I had a lot of drinks there.
Damn.
That was going crazy.
You know, it's hilarious.
Bro, I remember he's talking to syrup.
Oh, my God.
I'm so thankful the lights were off in that place.
bro I was grabbing the napkins like from the that they have at the sections wiping my face
went home was drunk as fuck fell asleep woke up in the morning my face was dark black
I'm like what the fuck?
And I'm like yo I was rubbing my face with the napkins I had ink everywhere just
Oh the my concierre was probably like so looking like a fucking idiot
What the fuck?
That is the worst apparently I had drinks all over me I had no idea
Really? I had no idea
But I walked out just drenched.
To answer your question,
there's been three iterations of groups of people
that I've loved that I've loved getting drunk with.
My first is obviously my boys from home.
It's obvious, right?
And then the FIZ.
No, Leo is, yeah, Fizz.
The Fizz.
Yeah, who are you throwing in this group?
I feel like FIZ himself.
You could just put them in any group and then he'll.
Who is?
Yeah, I've never hung out with him, but I hear good things.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a good time.
He's a man.
I don't think, have we ever been like pissed drunk?
Oh, that night.
You, me, and whoever?
Can't tell who he's looking at.
Well, I've probably been drunk with you more times than anyone you just mentioned.
So now I'm a little bit insulted.
No, no, no.
To be honest.
But you and I haven't been, like, I haven't been drunk at the same time that you've been off the raft
because I've been looking after you guys.
That's just a lie.
That's it?
just suppress it. Yeah, you're suppressing your fucking
thoughts for some weird reason.
You know, I see like I gotta be
the one to be like on the look I'm the
responsible one with the boys are getting drunk
and shit. Is that right? Yeah.
I kind of feel the opposite. I feel like we got to be
responsible for your ass because you get slop.
Oh man, I get so, yeah, that's the best
when somebody's looking. The best thing is when somebody's
looking over you. You know what I'm saying?
Hell yeah. You can just lose control.
Hell yeah. Somebody's got my back.
Yeah, it's the only time I like drinking
when I just lose total control.
Like someone
Someone will get me an Uber
Someone will
Like it's just all planned out
So I'll take care of for you
Like I need
Yeah
And then it's just like the other
The other night I drank
But I had to like control myself
Oh
I was with
Michelle's
We went to an engagement party
And then it was all of like
That family
So I just knew no one
But um
I was trying to
Not chalk myself
Like I wanted to stream the next day
So I was taking it easy.
And it's just not the same when you're taking it easy.
Like when you just try to have like two or three, at first I tried to have like two or three.
Then I was like, fuck it.
I'll just have some more.
I was probably out for like seven hours probably.
And then had like 10 to 12 drinks, which like seems like a lot.
But there's something wrong.
That is a lot.
There's something wrong with me.
He said 10 to 12 drinks.
There's something wrong with me genetically.
Like it doesn't.
I felt drunk.
Like I was standing at Pete's piano bar
And I was like, I'm fucking sober
Even one of the girls was like, Nick, you're so quiet
I was just like I'm sober right now
Like this and this is not
This is not the fucking place
It might be a redhead thing
Because I swear I can drink a lot too sometimes
Just not just not.
And I'm just like Pete's piano bar
It's just not the fucking place to be right now
So like I want to just take back to back to back shots
Like didn't the fucking zone with y'all
But like
Pete is the after party in my opinion
Pete you got to be
Turnit walking in
Or you just, unless you have that type of personality.
And I don't have that type of personality.
Yeah, that's the, if anyone doesn't know, it's like live.
You wouldn't call it, it's live music, but it's more like...
It's like an act, right?
Like a concert is?
Yeah, it's like a whole act between these two piano players who sing, they get the crowd involved.
They sing, they stop the music, the crowd sings, and they sing, and they sing, and the crowds.
It's a whole...
It's a little vibe.
I don't even know what you'd call it.
there's got to be like a name for it
a piano bar bro
speaking of bars
it's literally in the name
Pete's piano bar
I mean I guess that's a piano bar
I guess that's
okay dueling
dueling literally
they duel
yeah they duel
yeah they dole
so two things
one
I
Jude's like oh Nick
got engaged
and I'm like in my head
I'm like yeah he didn't tell anybody
because your girl posted a picture of some ring
you got engaged
What the fuck?
If I've been that out of the loop, I would have been
Yeah, I would have just been this.
I got engaged, but I did get scolded by everyone there.
Did you?
Like, where's when are you now?
And you're next.
Just fucking staring at me.
Wait, where'd you go?
Pete's piano bar.
Well, we went to an engagement party and we went to Marquis sushi, but like,
it was all of her family and stuff, Michelle's friends family.
And like, it was nothing but couples.
And then they're just looking at us because we're the only like non-engaged.
married couple.
Oh my God.
It just all falls on me.
I turn red and shit.
So their family went,
and Isis family went to Pete at the same time.
You guys all might have been there.
No,
I don't think we went,
what time did we go there?
It's probably like,
do you know what time they left?
I think we got there at like 11 or something.
You probably just missed them
because they got there.
They were like,
what the fuck is left?
It was.
It was not there.
It was kind of lit.
It was kind of lit.
All right.
But no, we did not get engaged yet.
Yes.
Maybe.
She placed her cards right.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
We're still working on that.
She's got to get her shit together.
You're the price, homie.
I'm kidding.
Totally kidding.
Yo, so I want to talk about this.
Speaking of bars, I went to Woody Harrelson.
You know who Woody Harrelson?
I think so.
You know Woody Harrison.
Absolutely.
So I went to his weed, his dispensary in West Hollywood.
He has a weed dispensary.
Yeah, it was right next to you.
Look it up, Matt.
Woody Harrelson's...
Oh, yeah.
You can just tell he blazes.
Yeah, yeah, no, he's been an advocate for decades.
Bro, it is the best dispensary I've ever been to because it has a back patio that is like a jungle in the middle of Yucatan.
Okay?
The Yucatan Peninsula.
You...
You felt like you were in a different country.
Bro, it is a magical.
I did not want to leave.
Where is this?
Right?
And you're allowed to smoke back there?
Yeah.
So you go in the back and there's this.
And there are bonsai everywhere.
I'm talking about like fucking hundred year old bonsai.
There is like a little pond with like a Buddha like peeing into it.
But it's, you know, peeing water into it like a statue.
The Gondja Garden.
Click in there.
Look in there. Look at this.
Okay.
So check this out.
This area right here is the back patio.
And it's got, it's got, not cockatoos, the Guacamayas and shit.
the anyway it's got exotic birds
it's got like
fucking bonsai everywhere
I didn't see this cabana area
but dude me and Josevo sat there
and we smoked one and I couldn't
go there look here here so we were back there
by the oh yeah you were toasted huh
no not really it was like 11 o'clock and I'm like
I don't really like to smoke in the morning so
I'm like yeah I'll smoke it so we pulled out a blonto
blonto and we smoked it and I couldn't be
more at ease and I said you know what I want this
my backyard.
That looks dope though.
Yeah, no, it was definitely like an experience.
It was so impactful that I had to talk about it here.
I like that.
No, I like that because I feel like every one I've been to, like they're super strict on like,
you can't be smoking like.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a consumption
lounge.
A consumption lounge.
Was it not busy?
It's like that shit in Denmark.
You go to a coffee shop and you smoke that chronic and you get that coffee.
Don't smoke cigarettes in there.
No?
Just weed.
Cigarettes are not allowed to be smoked in there.
Well, I've been on my running shit.
Or cigars.
You could tell, man.
I wouldn't even want to do that.
That's good for you, man.
You do look better, man.
Yeah, I'm trying to get my fucking life in order, dude.
Ever since you shaved your head?
Huh?
Ever since you shaved, or you, yeah,
ever since the head shave, you're like, man.
Yeah, I don't like ugly hair, Sethi.
What the fuck?
Didn't have the same aura.
He gets a cut and was walking different.
I was like, he's back.
He's fucking back.
You got a new, new haircut.
and you walk.
Anyway, that's...
I'm feeling like I'm back.
The reason I was in LA is because I went to the
ESports Awards to go collect a trophy
for my friend, Mr. Shotsie, Anthony
Quava's controller
player of the year player.
I was sitting right next to Bill Kenny
having dinner as he was a...
He was smacking?
All up in my ears.
And I'm like, man, that shit must be good as fuck,
Bill Kenny.
But yeah, it was a good time.
There was a lot of people.
Yeah, how was it?
I didn't, I've been so out of the loop.
I haven't talked to it.
There was more people there than there was when we hosted.
Well, obviously.
And it's in Los Angeles.
Yeah, and it was packed.
It was just, you know, a lot of people were there.
Yeah.
Y'all should have hosted again.
Yeah, maybe.
I'd be down.
Get a redo?
You wouldn't do it again?
No, I would.
Were you happy with your last performance?
I think that I would have done better if the teleprompter fucked up on fucking Pucket.
Puckett's up there saying and say, hey, and Puckett wasn't supposed to be like a host.
He was like there to chill to collect an award himself.
He found out later.
but he was there in the crowd and I'm like,
no, working today, he's like, he's like he's a hell no.
So he's fucking knocking him back.
He's drinking his ass.
His image, it looked like a like a fucking 2010 MLG bar.
Just him.
Hell yeah.
Him and Shibby knocking him back.
And then all of a sudden somebody comes in, taps him on the shoulder.
He goes.
He goes on stage and he's like, ladies and gentlemen, how's everyone doing blah, blah,
and then he's like, I don't think those are my lines.
But he started reading him and I'm like, nope, those are not my lines.
And then he's just started going off.
Comes back to the table.
He's like, something's never changed.
He's fucking teleprompters.
I heard him say there was a.
Halo 2 land
few weeks ago or whatever
and Puckett was basically like hosting it
and he said he used to
like sneak drinks
like in his early casting days he would
sneak drink like he would have like a fifth
of something under the desk.
What?
I don't want to
I don't want to miss say what he said
but he definitely said like in his early casting
days he used to be drinking like to cast
because he was like you know you'd feel uncomfortable
or nervous. You get a shot down
you? Sometimes it's a long day.
or you don't really know what to, you know,
it just makes them more comfortable.
I was like, I heard that and I was like,
fuck yes.
I knew,
I knew I,
I knew I fucked with puck.
Was that Shotsie's second,
uh,
controller player of the year?
I believe,
no,
I don't know.
I could have swore it was the second one.
Should be.
Maybe it was his first.
No one uses that controller better than Shotsie.
That dude makes that thing look like a massive key.
I don't know.
I myself.
How many do you have?
I have one.
No.
but how many e-sports trophies do you have?
Two.
I have the controller player of the year
and then the e-sports personality of the year,
which just recently won in Riyadh.
Damn.
I only have won the eavesdrop podcast,
which is a good one to have, right?
Like your podcast got awarded,
so I'm pretty proud of that.
Absolutely.
Got Maddie.
I would be very proud of that.
It's a major award.
Yeah, I was really...
Yeah, that's huge.
Still one of my favorites.
I mean, obviously the million gold button plaque
is like the one.
I finally unboxed it
and looked at it for the first time.
I got a little bit emotional.
Yeah.
I got all the doubles.
You started crying and shit.
You shed a gangster tear on top of it.
You know these gangsters,
these gangsta fools don't,
these fools don't cry, bro.
Yeah, all right.
Sat, what was it?
Smile not cry later, dog.
You know?
Yeah.
Anyway, good time.
Eastport's awards.
It's always a good time.
I think there's something's going,
something went sideways with that,
with that show because a lot of people aren't showing up anymore.
And I don't know why.
It's like a, it's like a celebration of each other.
as creators to be there.
I feel like when we went in, what was it, 2017?
Yeah.
I thought that shit was fucking lit.
It was lit.
Like, people wanted to go.
People flew to London for it.
Is that just because of, did COVID, did COVID fuck up the rhythm?
I thought that that shit was lit before.
It wasn't, I think COVID may have.
Everyone was getting fucked up.
Accepting awards.
Kawadui.
Ha, ha, ha, wow.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think, I don't know.
Something happened.
something happened where it's not as as live as it used to be and I don't know why I don't know if people
don't want to go because they don't they don't want to stop streaming or they they see it as a
it's like our award show it's like our Emmys is you know what is that is that sort of vibe so
yeah yeah I don't know I thought it would be cool if it was more of an event like or just to
like people people will win and like still not want to go the thing I don't know what it is
people should go there saying say oh you know it's like a high school reunion or it's like
Oh shit, I'm going to go see my boys that I don't get to see.
Like, it's an off night to go hang out with peers and just people don't go.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I understand this time I'm around because ranked had just came out.
So obviously, like there's right there.
Yeah, he did.
He won 2020.
I was going to say that was the second one.
Damn.
Wait, he won in 2020?
Yeah.
Damn, Matt had two as well.
I didn't even know Matt had two as well.
Yeah, Matt, well, yeah.
Yeah, 2017 is when I got it for him.
So basically if you win champs in Cod or Halo, I mean,
Matt's was in 2022, you get e-sports controller player.
You're there 2016?
Yeah, no, I mean, that's it.
The fucking man right there.
And then what are the other two years?
2018, who is that?
2018.
What's, who's 2019?
What does he play?
It looks like some feet on or something shit.
And then proofie.
Damn, they just started giving it to.
Where?
To the, God, guys.
The controllers
Dude, look at
What do you got Codhielo?
Apex?
Yeah, you get it.
You got Apex.
And then look at Shotsi in 2024.
What changed?
You know who I'm surprised
Has it won one of these?
Fucking how.
Oh, how?
Yeah.
Yeah, how?
Well, actually, that's not true
because he's only been on controller
for one or two years.
One or two years,
but I'm pretty sure he won
Apex on controller.
That is crazy how he switched
and then won that year.
Yeah, that is kind of us.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
I thought it was a good night.
I love going.
I mean, I've been going since 2016.
I've only missed two.
One of them was because I had COVID.
But aside from that, like I don't mind missing them.
I get to see people that I don't normally get to see.
We're all nerds, man.
No one wants to, even if you win an award, like it's.
No one wants to travel, man.
No one wants to travel.
No one wants to go up there and, like, give some speech.
Yes, they do.
I mean, it should.
Yeah, no.
Did you see formal up there giving an actual like, thank you speech?
10 seconds.
He doesn't, I would do it.
It's like 10 seconds.
Yeah, you could go up there and say to the fuck you want.
Yeah.
You can literally go up there and be like, thanks to the word and walk the, the, you go up there.
Thanks everyone for coming out.
I appreciate it.
Have a good night.
Yeah, you can do whatever.
Yeah, it's literally your time on the stage.
You walk up there.
And you, it's dead silent.
You just, you fuck up your first word.
It's all gets that way.
You trip over your shoelies.
Trip, fall, rip your pants.
Fucking arm pitch sweat.
You are tweaking.
I imagine.
Yeah.
I would tweet.
Listen, I had an excellent time.
Hell yeah.
I was.
I literally, as soon as I look over a bill,
after I grab shots these thing and I'm like,
you're not up for anything else, right?
Like, no, I got to go.
I fucking.
Dipped.
Dipped.
See, and you're wondering why people don't go.
No.
Yeah, you're in the problem.
Dude.
Hang out just like the old days.
Here's the thing.
It took me an hour and 45 minutes from my hotel to the Eastport Awards.
An hour and 45 minutes.
Oh, that's insane.
An hour and 45 minutes in an Uber
To get back, how was it?
35 minutes
Okay, but I'm like, no, I gotta get, I gotta get.
You had the shit? No.
Because that's usually your number one.
I gotta go to my own restroom every time.
I gotta go to my own bathroom.
I don't cry, I don't cry, I don't cry wolf when it comes to pooping.
I just shit in that bathroom.
I mean, yeah, I only shit two places in my crib here.
Oh, you'll shit here?
Oh, damn.
No, not me.
I'll go to the garage.
Is this your first time shitting in a public place over here?
Yeah, kind of.
Because usually you used to never.
I'll hold as long as I can.
I'll do all I'll pull the hex.
I'll get a hotel.
Like I wouldn't be able to function on the podcast.
That's shit.
40 bucks?
Yep, real quick.
Too, too.
And if you got time, taking that.
Yo, all right.
Can I ask you a question?
You obviously haven't been playing ranked.
Yeah.
I haven't been playing.
I haven't touched ranked because I hear that it's just played with fucking cheaters.
Yeah.
That's not why I have.
been but not at your rank or not a
terrible but it's terrible
it's terrible yes I think I'm playing
tomorrow for the first day and I mean
everyone I've talked to is just said it's so miserable
you'll get up to
you should hit crim pretty fast
yeah well if I'm playing with like
I'm gonna be playing with Matt and he's
iridescent
yeah you're fucked from the beginning
I wouldn't do that because if they don't
reset anything and like they just
take the hackers out and then we keep our ranks
bro it's gonna you're gonna
have to grind through that with the MMR.
Like, you're just going to be gaining.
If you play 10 hackers all day, you're going to be getting like 50 points a game.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
It'll take you forever to rank up.
You think so?
I think you'll be better off.
I mean, you'll be able to play with that.
You'll play with hacks, yo.
Listen, I'm warmed up now.
I'm good.
Are you saying if he plays with like the higher ranks, he's going to be cheated on all the time?
And then that's going to mess up his SR?
It's that bad?
Yes.
Yeah, you're better off just playing with me.
Put it this way.
They said they banned 20,000 accounts,
and the number one guy is a blatant cheater.
So, like, they're not going anywhere anytime soon.
Yeah, the whole leaderboard is still cheating.
So you're suggesting don't even play, like, with them.
Yeah, you're going to have to find a lows.
I would rank up as high as you can, either solo or, like, with Nick or HECS.
Me, too.
And then jump in with them?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that would be the next option.
Fuck.
All right.
So tomorrow we have a session at 10 a.
We'll stream tomorrow.
Put it this way.
Put it this way, Seth.
I got on yesterday at one game off from Iridescent.
Yeah.
I won my, I got on play two hacking games.
I had the SR protection.
I won one.
I had a 10,034 SR right now.
Yesterday I played five, six hours.
I just have 10,000 SR.
So you're like hard stuck right now?
There's nothing to do.
Is it pretty much you win, you get cheated.
You win, you get cheated.
You get cheated, you get cheated, you lose, you win, you get, like,
you either get cheated on lose or you tell them,
yo, can you boot the lobby off, please, we don't want to get cheated on?
Some of them will do that, or they'll try to play legit,
and once you are about to win, they'll just-
And you're saying it's every game.
Every game.
It's what I heard.
I was watching Dashie this morning.
Yeah, every time I click.
Yeah, I was watching Dashie this morning,
spectating a fucking cheater.
Or it was apathy and Slack.
Slacked playing against some fucking cheaters
And beating them beating the fuck
You gotta be some level of dweeb, right?
Like it's not just like a elevated level
It's like an iridescent dweeb
You know what I'm saying?
To not only cheat
But also to feel good about winning while cheating
Yeah, people don't understand like
Bro, to be at iridescent right now
Or top 250 you need to either be a current pro
High Top Am
Or like an X pro
Like you bro, it's not easy to win like 20, 30, 40 games of ranked at this time to be at that rank.
You got to be a sketchball.
Or you're just completely talented.
Like you need to be in the league.
You're the fucking best.
Yeah.
It's time to suit up.
It's one or the other.
No, I've been I've been like peeping a lot of people playing it and it looks, it looks bad.
Yeah, it's just not great.
It's all.
It's miserable to you get like a 20 gift.
To at least like get a good three, four hours of streaming in.
I would do what I said.
All right.
So can anyone, this is Matt's tweet.
It's really that bad.
Like, it's not even like, you're going to fuck up your ranks at that.
It looks really bad.
You're going to fuck up.
All right.
Can anyone send me some screenshots on the T250 leaderboard right now?
I'm not on my PC and I want to confirm this is true or not.
This seems literally impossible because I have played the same cheater since day one and not a single one of them has even a scratch on them.
Complete propaganda.
Ten names minimum in the first three pages.
We legitimately spin botting.
Live from streams, 19,000.
Are we crazy?
What is going on?
It's not that this is what's more fucked up, right?
The fact that Ricochet is actively saying we just spend 19,000 people, but the top 10 have three of the cheaters.
And the number one cheater is famous for being a cheater and it's not booted yet.
There's something fucking not.
Something doesn't click.
Now, Max, go to the native video like below the tweet.
They have like no control.
I don't know how this works, but apparently they just have no.
control over like who they can ban
like they can't just type in a gamer tag
and it gets banned like they don't
have that I don't know what it is
but they do not have control of shit
like they have to let some like coding shit
figure it out to ban them they can't just like
type in the username and ban the fuck
well people are saying like a bunch of like the top
rank play just streamers are like
bro just take the shit down
until you guys figure it out because right now
it's like yes I wouldn't mind
them just taking it down
wiping all the ranks and then just trying to
figured out. Yeah. Because uh... Answer.
Yeah. Hanser's the guy that I heard. There was a video
to that. Tanser. If you're watching,
I hope you get... It's insane.
It's what he wants.
I mean, but... Take that down. Forever.
It doesn't even matter because, like,
he can never be anyone in the
gaming community.
It's burned. Unless he...
Unless he rebrands and hopes nobody
finds out of him. It wasn't going to be
shit. He wasn't going to be a goddamn
thing. Yo, that's not... Number nine
is not him, is he? That's not number nine.
ain't him.
No.
Number nine ain't him.
No.
Number nine ain't him with the...
That's a 14-year-old rage hacker.
Yeah, how many of these are legit?
Just have it?
Yeah, at this point in time, we should know the top 10.
We should know their names.
But like, it's just havoc.
It's just, well, I don't know none of these guys.
There goes Hagger.
Now, Hagger.
Now, think about it.
If there was no hackers, Haggy,
he'd probably be top three.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You don't know anybody on here.
I don't know anybody.
Like they can't even take care of the leaderboards and they're talking about their banning
19,000.
What gives a fuck about these 19K brand?
Dude, I swear to God.
First off, 19,000 cheaters is crazy.
19,000 he's,
they're banning 19,000 VPN users.
And I bet you some of those 19,000 are actually skilled people that have been fucking
shadow banned because of,
oh yeah,
there's probably some definitely been.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, Havick,
this is what gives me no hope.
Havick said he got shadow banned and he was,
and he was,
talking to, I don't know if it was
active, Activision,
ricochet, I don't know who's in charge, but he was talking
to them for like a week and talked
to about multiple people and they could not figure
out how to get him unshadow banned.
Jesus. So it's like they just don't even
they don't even know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, they don't even
have control their own system. That's insane. That's
kind of scary. You know, it's
insane. It's pathetic. But what's
also crazy is like
nobody I know
the pros is shadow band.
Like, I don't, I'd never heard of a
getting shadow band.
Yeah, it's always like some, like,
someone who you are.
What are you trying to say over there,
Mike Mark?
Shadow ban.
What the fuck you're trying to say?
No,
I'm not saying,
Cole,
I fuck a Colt.
I'm saying, like,
he could have just maybe
played with someone
that was a sketchball
you didn't know, like,
yeah, maybe.
Or it could just,
obviously,
those people are playing
way more matchmaking.
Like, pros and shit
are playing matchmaking.
That is true as well.
So it's like his,
the coding,
how it works,
they see his KD,
how many kills per death
and his,
I don't know.
That could all just be
intercollected in all the time.
Dude, 19,000 though.
19,000 cheers.
And one playlist, too.
Not just like in the entire,
just one.
But for him to be at number three,
you know what,
how much hell he went through?
He's definitely had a few nights
where he's went to sleep,
like, I gotta quit this shit tomorrow.
I gotta tell my stream,
I don't play him ranked havoc.
Like, bro,
he must have gone
the most trancherous guntlet ever.
I mean,
I mean,
his stream rewards him for it.
So he's the number one face, like against these fucks.
It's that bad.
Yes.
Like, I bet you if he was, he'd spawn him here right now, he'd be like, I've had nights, both.
Just nightmares, cold sweats.
Yes.
No, this is, I mean, his stream's popping off, so it's worth it.
It's entertaining.
My thing about this whole thing is like, you know, think about how many years it's taken to get to a game as good as this one with the movement, with the shooting and all that.
And then there's always something that they got to fuck up.
You've got to think that they have to be doing it.
I mean, this isn't just a fuck up.
This is like, this is not a fuck up.
This is a game breaking.
This is game breaking negligence.
It's like, this is not a fuck up.
And then, if they cared, like people are saying,
they would take the shit down, fix the anti-cheat and then bring it back out.
And go through and get all those cheaters out.
But it's just they wanted to drop it early.
They dropped it early.
They probably didn't really test the anti-cheat.
I mean, they have so many other avenues to test it.
I mean, they have public match history for weeks and weeks and weeks of the game being out.
It's been out for like a month already.
So I don't know what they were thinking, dropping the shit without having some sort of working anti-cheek.
You know what sucks, though?
Even for the console people, they can't turn off crossplay.
Yeah, so you can't even go to PS5.
That's a thing.
Some people probably bought a console.
just to not deal with this.
Yeah, and they figured out they can't switch.
That's part of the issue.
I gotta take a piss.
Yeah, not.
Yeah, that's fucking insane.
Come on, man.
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So, so two things, right?
For the past two weeks, and obviously, like, I've had an unusual amount of traveling
that I'm the first, I mean, I'm leaving this Sunday to Tokyo for a week.
Like, it's, it's not.
Dude, this is, toke trip.
Listen, I go on again.
IRL.
Damn, you're going Thanksgiving into vacay.
Shit, man.
And then we come back in this two weeks off for content because I'm, I'm a kind of.
And then you got Christmas.
24-7,
24-7 IRR-Stream,
me, you boes.
Find a response.
And then we bring Nick to L.A.
to get them on the Pine Park podcast.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Maybe try.
Okay, so what we were going is that
is that comfortable.
So I,
I don't owe.
CBD.
I don't owe people fishing trips.
They have volunteered me
to be part of their sub-a-thon and stuff
and I'm super happy about it.
I need excuses to get out there and fish.
You definitely.
But these guys fucking drag, okay?
They drag and now it's cold.
No.
And the fish aren't hungry anymore.
The past two times, I'm ready.
I'm the no life.
I'm the one who does nothing.
You have shit you're doing.
Cancel your shit and figure it out.
Tell me when and where and I'm there.
And we're supposed to go fishing tomorrow.
Like two weeks ago, you bailed.
And then we're supposed to go tomorrow.
Now it's cold.
It's too cold.
The fish aren't biting.
Hey, Siri, FaceTime.
I mean, I definitely don't want to go if the fish aren't biting.
Now, you got to have the motherfuckers bite.
Gotta have them shit.
It's biting.
Let's go to the group of, you can't go fish and catch no fish.
Let's go to that lake.
They'll bite in there.
Which one?
A small little lake that we went to to film the video.
No, that lake is a vibe.
No, that lake that lake that we went to, it turned over.
The guy lost 90% of his fish.
I mean, I don't really care.
What I mean it turned over?
It, like, it flooded, it flooded over.
Really?
Yeah, that sucks.
Really?
Yeah.
D.
IRL stream your Thanksgiving.
I get hammered.
I'm done.
Listen, whatever.
All I'm saying is that.
You'd let me IRL stream your Thanksgiving?
No.
Okay.
I'm just, my family shit.
You come in and crash that shit?
What's so, God?
This is hammered.
This is a belligerent.
Live, what's your favorite anime?
Hey.
One be one or basketball and shit?
All right.
This should make you the dashy sniper thoughts.
This CDLGA, I think that at this point is just for content.
Yeah, every year it's the same shit.
Every year is the same thing.
Fucking players don't want to play.
And then they're like, well, if we do this, we're only doing it for the Twitch chat
or for the spectators.
And I'm like, yeah, motherfuckers.
Who the fuck else do you think you're playing for?
You think, again, people, pro players, believe that people, that people are
there for them. No, you are there for the people.
Start putting fines in. Get it fucking right.
Run a fucking sniper 5K fine.
All right, let me see. Run that shit.
What is this?
Do it. To start fighting people?
I want to hear this stuff. That's like the wave I'm on.
Because I just know what the sniper did for me. The first ever event I watched was MLG
Anaheim in 2013. The thing that got me hooked on it, I guess ComCod was watching
Nate tonight. I remember he had like a crazy ass collide on raid. The sniper has just
create so many godlike moments. It just has dead.
different, like,
aura, especially at an event.
Like, you see somebody snip, like, in front of a crowd, they start going off.
Like, it's like people just get more locked in.
They get more invested into watching it.
When I went in the call, I was just, I was semi-trolling, but at the same time,
I just realized that these guys don't even snipe.
It's, like, actually pointless to discuss something that they think is OP when, A,
none of them are capable of actually doing anything they're talking about with the sniper,
or, like, have even just tested it or, like, used it themselves or fucking
experience, like, something, like, fucking totally absurd.
They're just so scared to fucking add a little bit more strategy to S&D.
That's somebody that's obviously really good with it.
I don't snipe, if there's 10.
If there's 10, 11 rounds in the game, I'll snipe two, three rounds, bro.
Not even a fucking quarter of the game.
And I'm supposed to be nasty with it, right?
Like, I think it's troll to snip every round.
Like, it's not that good.
You have no fucking attachments.
You get hit markers.
Flinch is insane.
They know where you're at.
They see your glint.
I wouldn't mind the GA as much if people were literally honest.
Dude, I'm literally dog show with the sniper.
I can't do half the things that are fucking good with it.
We just want it out because we don't got a sniper.
I would be like, yeah, this is biased, but I wouldn't be like, I get it.
My fuckers are cap and saying that it's OPE, this and that.
One, they don't have a sniper, two, they're not capable of doing half the shit they're talking about with this.
I'm like, bro.
If I know you can't do half the shit, you cannot comment on this.
Because as somebody that's actually pretty good with the sniper over the years, the shit that people are saying you could do, I'm like, show me, bro.
I'd love to do that, too.
Dante's actually good with the sniper.
So if he wants it, like, I could, like, see his argument with it.
I don't think it's pros being brain dead, chat.
I actually, I genuinely don't think it's that.
I think it's just biased, man.
And I get it.
I'm not going to sit here and fucking act like an abrogate.
People are just going to do it for, like, the betterment of their team, bro.
It's just the reasoning behind it.
Like it's like the reasoning behind it is very like insane.
I can respect it.
Yeah.
Look, I don't know.
Okay.
But what I do know is that the audience gets more locked in as he just said when there's a sniper on the thing.
Whether it's O.P or not, shut the fuck up.
You have one of your teammates pick up and be O.P versus O.P.
And then we'll see who that's what he's saying.
He's saying if a team doesn't have a sniper, they're just going to vote it out.
because they don't have a sniper
and they can't do it.
What up?
But, I mean, I get what he's saying, for sure.
I personally, I would love to see snipers in.
Everyone would.
The only people that don't want to see snipers.
I mean, but also we're spectators.
So it's like, the only thing that matters.
The only thing that matters.
The only thing that matters, spectators.
The only thing that matters is the people watching.
I do understand how it makes it just slightly RNG-G
because it's like, I don't know.
like they have a strat you have a strat and just like you got snifed and it's like oh well everything's
just fuck now instead of actually truly just battling it out what players gunnies win you know
a sniper does throw it off a little bit wrong wrong wrong
a sniper does throw it off a little bit but i i would like to see snipers for sure
just i wouldn't mind it dude all i'm saying is that if the if the spectators want it you should do
it no spectators no job okay no spectators no job all right yeah but then on the other foot i don't
think i don't think having snipers yeah damn bruscious the needle in terms of viewership no it doesn't
but it does from excitement i mean and then excitement draws in more crowd everybody wants to be
part of a good time i mean you know i think it would add excitement to the viewers that are watching
i don't think it's bringing in new people because they're using snipers yeah but imagine maybe maybe a
Few, obviously.
There's probably some coming in,
but it's not like they're gaining 10, 20% viewership
just because snipers are in.
All I am saying,
or would it?
This is what I am going to say with,
or would it?
This is what I am going to say
with absolute fucking facts.
If it wasn't for snipers,
call of duty wouldn't be as big as it is today.
Yeah,
I can agree with that.
That's probably factual.
Okay?
Period.
And there's a reason for that.
The vast majority of the people
that watched nowadays started by watching.
And listen,
if you're one of those guys,
I never watched sniping
fucking not talking about you dweeb
okay I'm talking about
the mass majority of the cool
watching the Hector
cod4 montage
Stevie
nine lives
uh katha
think about
pro mod and what that did
for the scene
think about the you know
I just I just would like to see
at least in S&D
it was my favorite thing to see in S&D
well obviously
100%
but was sniping even like like study
used to snipe
Like when I was a noob fuck and I'm watching I see study with the snipe
I'm like oh study's nice with this night
So it like kind of
Introduce me to him as a player a little bit
And there's a few people like that
I always enjoyed watching Essend or watching sniping
Obviously formal and shit sniped right mm-hmm
It was always so fun to watch like and if there was an S&D match going on
And it wasn't on the snipers PPOV I was pissed off
Yeah so mad
But it was so, because S&D can be a little boring sometimes.
It is a good spectating experience, but when you add a sniper on top of it, I feel like it elevates it.
Oh, yeah, definitely elevates it even more.
I mean, just think about when I two-pieceed you and you.
You know what I'm saying?
They saw it.
I haven't played in a long time and I still fucking wrecked y'all.
On strike.
On strike.
On a cod-for, fucking.
No, it wasn't a cod-for map.
Yes, there is, Matt.
You got, you were the same.
You were my second kid.
I have to see whatever the hell you're talking.
What?
No way your memory is this bad.
It is.
We were playing at the office downtown.
Yeah.
What game was it on, though?
Like, what sniper were you using?
I don't know.
Oh.
I'm pretty sure he was using the M4.
083 or whatever.
No, they didn't have that in.
They haven't had.
In cod four?
No, but it wasn't card four.
It was, uh,
yes, it was last,
it was Black Ops something.
That's funny.
It was not caught four.
It was not caught four.
It was not a three piece.
It would have never happened if we G8ed it before that.
I swear to God,
it was one of those snipers where you zoom in and it's doing this.
Yeah, cod 4
Nah, dude
Matt, you know what I'm talking about, right Matt?
What game was that on?
It was, listen, we just played it at the office.
Call 34, we just played at the office.
It was a call 34 map because it was strike
but it was with this A&H rifles.
Like it was in a recent game.
But you wouldn't have done that without us tonight.
All right, I got to see this shit.
I got to see this.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I would have been shooting 30 bullets a second
instead of just one every three seconds.
That was funny.
I just remember that.
But let's wait for Matt Craig to find that shit.
Bring snipers in for the love of God.
Let's watch some snipers this year, man.
I'm down with that.
Let's watch some snipers.
And then there will be like, what's it called?
Like, what's it called? Like, Matt's the best
scrap versus draza sniping.
Simp versus dashy. That's a good one.
Simp versus dashy. Like that. Like that stuff's so much, so much fun to watch.
I mean, think about being, like, think about it.
If you are known as, who's the best SMG?
Who's the best SMG? Who's the best AR? Boo.
who's the best sniper.
Now that's something classy.
Was Formal the best sniper?
Huh?
Yeah, Matt was the best sniper?
He was insane in Halo Rees.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, this is what it was.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's MW2.
I don't know.
But Matt, you know where to go.
Right there, the most played.
Matt, it's the most played, obviously.
You know what I'm saying?
There's hacks right there.
Oh.
See you later, scump.
I'm like where?
Oh shit.
No, that actually was a solid shot.
Wait, who was the set?
That was you knee at?
Yeah.
The two redheads got taken out.
Dink?
Predictable.
Dink?
The thing is...
I hit him, though he's just too skilled.
The thing is this, it's like,
I hadn't even played the game.
It just comes to me.
Like, this is a top ten,
this is a top one moment of his past like 10 years.
Me?
This might be number one.
No.
Of his gaming career.
Dude, I don't, listen.
This was slight for you?
Slight worry.
Look at my reaction.
Look at my reaction.
Look at my reaction.
Yeah, you didn't know how to react.
You're so flabbergasted.
No, look at my face.
Look at my face.
Yo.
He almost fainted and he got up too quick.
I just don't ask.
Yo, go back.
I want to see his face light up, bro.
Watch his face.
He like surges forward
I was like this
I was like this
Dude
This is
This is the thing though
Like think about how much I don't play
He almost fainted
Think about how much I don't play
I'm telling you
With his fucking shades on
Dude and his hair shades on
What's life or is this?
It sucked
I don't remember what it was called.
That's hilarious, man.
I'm telling you, don't give me eight hours a day to just play with a sniper.
Please.
I mean, nobody's telling you not to.
All right.
Matt, let's move it out because I do want to talk about this following thing.
I have a question.
So, Kai's not, I mean, we're not going to, he hit 500,000 subs.
Congratulations, man.
Fucking awesome.
Yeah, it's not.
I want to know what the issue was when him and what's, what's,
the Selena boy
from Selena Gomez's boyfriend
what's his name?
Benny Blanco
When Benny Blanco
When Benny Blanco was on Kai Sinat's stream
They found a girl who had been live
For three years
They promoted her
She got like why were people mad about that
Did you see that?
He was mad about that
You know what I'm talking about?
She hit like 10K subs or something like that
Yeah I didn't see anybody that was mad about that
No there was mad people
fucking outraged at the fact
There was like that was irresponsible for him
To do something like that or something
Wait why?
Yeah I don't know
That's why I'm trying to
I'm trying to see the stupidity of mankind in full display on the internet for everyone to see.
That girl has been streaming like every day for the past three years.
Yeah, that's nuts.
Yeah.
That's an uncracy grind.
Yeah, good.
And, you know, finally something good happens and people are like, well, that's irresponsible.
And I'm like, I didn't even read.
It was just like I don't know.
I swiped away.
See, that's why I'm taking a break from the internet, man.
That's just, that's so low tier that I can't even, I can't come down to that level to talk
about it. Good. All right, well, let's move on
then, because I am with it. I can't even
look at that. It's just like,
like, what are you talking? That's the type of shit
I'd see on Twitter nowadays. See, like,
the first comment and just click off.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not even. This is bad.
This is bad, actually.
Click on his fucking
profile pick. Put him on a fucking
blast.
Oh.
Oh, my God. This is bad
actually. Why? Can we see
Let me see some of the comments.
I'm actually curious.
The stream calendar is
concerning. People are roasting her for working
hard. Like what?
Is someone who works
in social media marketing? This can't be healthy by any
means. I mean, I don't
really understand that. Stop, stop.
What's that?
The first one that? Is someone
who works in social media marketing, etc?
To me, this proves that Twitch has really
really shit discovery for creators.
Okay.
If I go live for four years straight,
24 hours a day and I don't say a fucking word,
should I get discovered?
Yeah, like you gotta have that.
Maybe she, we don't, I don't know.
I'm sure she had a community.
I mean, I'm sure she did.
But like, shit, sometimes it takes time.
What if it was the,
growing on Twitch is probably like,
what if her fourth year was going to be bigger than this one?
She don't got clips on tickets.
TikTok. You expect growth?
All I'm saying is that this whole thing turned into something that it never was.
It just went so far left that it's insane to me.
I agree.
Well, a message to her.
Don't worry about any of this.
The people with a brain inside their head are proud of you.
Shout out to Kai for making that happen, man.
That was, I think this is super dope to see.
No, I have a question.
So she hasn't gone outside in three years?
I'm sure she just takes her
RRL stream everywhere
Oh wait she hasn't turned it off
It's like a permanent
IRL stream
Really? I didn't know that
That's fucking crazy
But it's like a sub-a-thon though
Like people if you love that
Yeah
100 bits
How many sucks did you have before that man
100 bits is a certain amount of time
Subs are a certain amount of time
So it's our community that keeps it going
Dude I've seen 200 viewer
Fucking streams that are popping
Hour streamed 80
Yeah
700
the last
365 days?
What?
Wait,
can you do the math
really quick?
365 divided by
24?
What's the math on that?
365 divided by 24.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, 365 divided by
8,759.
That'll be an average of how many.
365
divided by eight, what?
Oh, there you go.
Maybe eight
Oh, okay, so
Maybe 8759 divided by
Wait, is that the same thing?
8759 divided by 365.
Yeah.
Yeah, so just flip it.
Yeah, there you go.
So she's streaming literally 24 hours a day.
Holy fuck.
So she doesn't turn it off.
That's fucking crazy.
Well, it's a sub-a-thon.
It's just always on.
Yeah, that is nuts.
But like she said when the power goes out,
she gets a hotel.
Like, if the internet's out, she gets a hotel.
I can't see if you're certain.
10,000 is some change, right?
Yeah, now she's got more.
Oh, she got, I think she had like 12K.
Oh, oh yeah.
I mean, I mean.
Yeah, but what's her average?
Like, how much she's making it on a monthly basis?
And I'm not pocketwatching.
I'm just curious.
I'm just curious.
She just has passion for this shit.
Which I am in complete support of 100%.
Yeah, maybe it's just something she loves to do.
Pays the bills.
All right.
Keeps your life going.
I personally don't think I could do it.
What do you mean?
Stream a full year, 24-7?
Three years.
No, you couldn't do it.
None of us could.
Fuck no.
I sure is fucking.
Not a single one of us could.
Even what Kaisenet does, like, I would just mentally, I'd lose it.
I have this hitch thing going in my head right now.
What is that?
I think I'm mentally preparing myself to, to, to,
commit to vlogging
every day for a full year next year.
Really?
Don't be about it. But I'm going to need everyone's
work, though. I need everybody
fucking be there. The pitch in?
I don't think I could do that. Are you
optic fucking... What do you call that? It's not a hoodie, is it?
This, yeah. Is it a hoodie?
No, it's a... Yeah, what do you call that? I need that.
That's my favorite piece we've probably
ever made. Dude, it's so fire.
Mine's the one I'd say...
The hat? The hat is.
I need that combo.
I'm on that.
I'm going to have this.
I'm going to wear this exact combo.
That is that hat for release as well?
In the winter, yeah.
You can grab it right now before you go.
That hat, that jacket.
I'm going to wear my own camo pants and shoes.
I'm going to copy that exact fit.
You're going to see me next week.
I love that shit.
Thank you.
I'm here to help.
Thanks, I'm here to help.
Thanks.
All right, bring us back to the.
He thinks your fits fire here.
He thinks your fits fire.
Who thinks?
Nick, yeah,
I think you're fresh.
It's simple enough for someone like me.
Dude, it's so simple.
No bullshit.
I wear this.
I've been wearing it every chance I got.
I wore it to the movies last night.
And bro,
I'm telling you at the movies last night,
I don't know what it was
because I don't get recognized in person
like that often.
Bro, everyone at the movies knew me.
At Cinemark, like, at least 12.
The one right here?
No, in plain O.
At least 12 kids.
For real.
Like four different groups of like three kids.
Well, like, no way.
And I was like, what the fuck is going on?
You were wearing this?
Yeah, I was wearing that.
they were all going to see Gladiator
and I was like damn
they were talking to me about...
Don't tell me Wicked.
Yeah, I went with Is and her family.
Dude, my family's going to go see Wicked
tonight.
It was very girly.
Guess who's not going?
Me.
It was the girliest movie
I've seen in a long time.
I didn't think it was gonna be like that.
So you don't,
so I wouldn't enjoy it.
No.
Don't go.
You would hate it.
It's just like Madeline
when you rented it on my shit.
No, Coraline's not girly.
This movie is, it was like,
oh man.
What was your snack?
of choice.
I just got popcorn.
Butter on?
You don't add like,
what do people
dump in the popcorn
sometimes?
Fucking chocolate raisins.
M&Ms.
M&Ms.
You don't do any of that?
Cookie dough bites.
I mix them all.
I'm trying to die it.
So I'm trying to...
What's those little things
that got in movie theater?
It's like a milk.
I'll tell you bite it
you taste a little ice cream on the entire.
Oh.
I don't know, but I want some...
I think they're called dibs.
Dibs or something like that?
Yeah, those things are guys.
We got to milk duds.
I ain't been to the movies in forever, though.
The buttery popcorn is just enough, though.
That should be.
Yeah, everyone, they were all going to see Gladiator,
and I was like, I'm going to see Wicked.
I would have snuck in snacks to Gladiators or something.
I heard it's, I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen a, I just found out that the main character is Pascal.
Yeah.
I literally see anything that's Gladiator 2 related, I go like this and like this.
Bro, it's hell of funny, though.
They were all like, man, what the fuck's up with the cheaters and rank?
like, bro, I haven't even played yet.
But I heard it the bad.
So you haven't played ranked at all?
No, I came out Thursday.
My last stream was Wednesday.
I had the off-the-grid tournament.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So anyway, Thanksgiving is today.
So happy Thanksgiving to everybody out there.
If you're eating turkey by yourself or if you're eating turkey with people.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, boys.
You getting fucked up?
Huh?
You getting fucked up?
Oh, I'm eating, drinking.
fucking do whatever I want.
Dude, that's what I do.
The best days.
Just do whatever the fuck I want to do.
I love that shit.
I love that shit.
I have one of those days recently where
Liv and Jude went out somewhere
and it was just me and the dogs
and I was like, fuck, what am I going to do?
And I'm like, all right, do whatever the fuck you want.
I made a sandwich.
Just to make a sandwich.
There you go.
That's how it be.
I just had breakfast.
Oh, man.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
It's crazy because it's true.
It's true.
I just had breakfast and I made a sandwich.
It's insane.
I am looking forward to Thanksgiving because this year I am going to teach the world how do you make my favorite turkey sandwich.
You know you have Action Bronson's.
Have you seen Action Bronson's turkey sandwich?
I have not, but I am a big fan of Action Bronson.
Man, bring up that YouTube video.
That's just like 13 years old.
He sneaks downstairs or he sneaks into the kitchen.
quietly.
It's like fucking 1 a.m.
In the morning.
He's highest a fucking kite.
It sounds very,
yeah,
everyone's seen this.
It's fucking.
Highest a fucking kite makes an incredible Sammy.
And I'm talking about the whole thing.
I'm putting,
I'm putting honey glazed ham.
Nah.
No, no,
no.
Do turkey sandwich.
Thanksgiving sandwich with action Bronson.
Thanksgiving sandwich.
Brominen.
Brannan.
Brannon.
Brannon.
Ron Don't worry, man.
That'll still pull it.
Right there, right there.
Not turkey bags, not turkey bags.
You could just type it.
He was just typing Thanksgiving, man.
Yeah.
Right there.
This one?
Is that the way you clicked on?
Okay, click, uh, in the middle somewhere.
Yeah, Matt loves this shit.
More and more.
Yeah, right there, right there.
You said Matt loves this shit?
How yeah.
What's that?
It's corn beef.
All right, now fast forward to the end, just so we can see.
I love the home vibes.
This looks like a real kitchen.
You know,
dude.
That's what you're going to make?
Yeah, but mine's going to be
edible.
Not that this isn't,
but you're going to be able to put it,
you know.
In your mouth?
Just put it in your mouth.
I said,
your motherfucker mind.
No, mine's decent.
It's not a stackable.
What's it called?
It's called something.
The fader.
That's what it's called.
It's called the fader.
You'd have to mush that down.
Yeah.
I like a nice smash.
Same.
If you can't fit the sandwich in your mouth, it's not a good sandwich.
I don't like tall sandwiches.
I grab a burger before I even unpack it, I go like this.
You have to.
I need that smash.
Is there anything that you guys, what do you do for Thanksgiving?
We're just going to stay here, probably go to Costco, get some bullshit, pre-bade everything.
Turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy.
Can I give you a suggestion?
Stuffing.
If you're going to do that, then just...
You call it stuffing or dressing.
Stuffing.
Both.
Stuffing.
Both.
Both.
Stuffing, mashed potatoes, a gravy, turkey.
That's all I need.
Simple man.
All right.
Maybe some shots.
Jude makes this green bean cassero.
I'll be at yours.
You can probably come over.
Why don't you'll stop by?
We're stopping by everyone.
Come over to my place, boss.
We'll have my own.
Coming over to this is ants?
We'll be on feet.
You know, I'm getting.
I know I'm taking care of by the by his family actually whenever they came over after
Pete's on Saturday I think and she brought up that Jude already put in a request for
cherry pies two to cherry pies yeah the if I'm telling you if if if I can convince you or if I was
able to show you like I've had cherry pies all my life but this one magic I don't know if it's
the crust I don't know there's a flavor in there that I don't know but it it it had me
I think it's shrunk.
You know what I'm saying?
I never had cherry pie.
Dude,
have this one.
Is his mom's his gas.
I like pumpkin pie.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah,
I like sweet potato pie.
Nice.
I don't know if I've had that.
I feel like pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie are so similar.
Are they?
I feel like sweet potato pie.
Yeah,
I don't like sweet potato as much of pumpkin.
No.
Yeah,
Pumpkin's fire.
A pumpkin guy, yeah.
I love the nice.
I don't like pumpkin pie because it's like a wann-be carrot cake.
Oh my.
See,
okay,
that's how,
That's how I am with the soup.
What's up Pam?
What's up?
Pam?
Dressed with the occasion I see?
You're looking tan.
Do you get a tan or some shit?
That's that new monitor.
That's just the skinny's in, man.
It's just that new monitor.
It's that reservation.
That's that reservation.
We know what's, uh.
He's just a northern Mexican.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the wet dog.
We got hitch in the house.
All dressed up too.
What the fuck is going?
Why everybody looked the way they look.
Anyways, Matt,
let's talk about the Drake Sue Spotify and shit.
Sike.
I don't want to talk about that.
That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a lot.
We're not, we not, we're not so again.
Like, can you mention Kendrick without Drake?
By the way, have y'all listened to the album?
Which one?
The Kendrick's new album?
No.
I would never.
All I've seen is mustard.
Mustard.
That's the only shit I've seen.
I would never.
It's all right.
It's all right.
I just don't listen to Kendrick or, I mean, I listen to more Drake than Kendrick,
but like, I don't want to Drake drops the album or Kendrick.
I don't.
Yeah.
I mean, I was telling people, people, people think I'm a Kendrick Cater since that beef,
but I was telling people like, even when Drake drops these days, I really don't care.
Like, even when he dropped, like, her loss, I think that was the name of it, or like, for all the dogs.
Like, I just don't really care anymore for whatever reason.
Yeah, I don't care.
And then Kendrick dropped.
The first song actually kind of got me hype.
I was like, oh my God, I forgot how good Kendrick is.
And then the next, the next like five songs played.
And I was just like, I don't give a shit.
And then I played through it.
And then I just kind of forgot about it.
But it's a pretty good album.
Yeah, no, I'm not, uh, it's not, not my thing personally.
Yeah.
I was surprised to see the Mac Miller balloonerism.
I'm excited for that.
Yeah, I can't wait to hear that.
Yeah, that's, uh, that's going to be interesting.
I mean, fuck.
I mean it's got to just be
It's just songs that he like has in the vault
Like from deep
Yeah
So who knows like what kind of vibe
It's gonna be
From which era
We don't know which Mac Miller it is
Who knows like
Is it Blue Slide Park?
Is it kids?
What did he pass a lot?
What do you think his best was?
Blue slide
No no no
Kids
Kids
Yeah
Kids that's why I started listening to
It's weird
You really do know
Mac like that
Well I only know
That's all he played
And I gave it a
I really like his up
beat like kids blue slide part and stuff but i also really like like is like slowed down like more
i'm not a romantic no not not romantic but it's just like more emotional but it's like yeah you
just the so like the sound that he has what album was 2009 it'll probably be a mix of like a little bit
a little bit i hope so i like swimming and i don't want to cry no more nowadays i'm gonna
I like shit like this.
Yeah, that was cool.
I don't mind.
I talk shit about it, but I don't mind it.
That's my type of mac.
Wonder where it's coming from, man.
But that went, they said when that releases?
Or rap Diablo?
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Rap Diablo is far.
Rap Diablo.
Dan da da da da da da da dun.
January 17.
My favorite is get a,
That's my favorite of his of his songs. Get up.
Get up.
Hey, you on Fastly and Switch.
What if we did a listening party?
Yeah.
Damn, we should.
Just put it on my-
Actually fucks with me.
Yeah, I'll come through.
Dude, I actually, no bullshit, I actually just got the final piece of the set that I was waiting for to do, to do the show that I want to do with like making shots he listened to Bone Thugs and Harmony fucking like old albums.
or shit. Flat of Chicago. We ran out
1235 for the night. We go to the basement
get the setup, turn all the lights off,
and we all sit in a circle like we did for... I wonder if that video would do well.
Of course. If we did like a whole
Mac Miller's new album.
What album did we do that for? Drake Vues. It was Vues?
I got responsibilities. The people
that need to know what we didn't have been.
You guys were like...
Oh, you were going crazy.
So they're meditating in the bed.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
We know how Nicknought so far.
This is like the nerdiest group of white kids.
I already know Nick's reaction.
He said, I got responsible.
There's people that I need.
Yeah, it's so funny, bro.
Just knowing that was great.
So glad I was sleeping.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, that is going to do it for this episode of the podcast.
I do hope that you guys enjoyed it.
Hope that you guys have a merry, merry, happy Thanksgiving.
We'll see you guys next week.
Peace at.
Hello.
