OpTic Podcast - RANKING THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE CDL | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 157

Episode Date: January 13, 2024

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Yeah, I remember when him and Crim Six almost fought, when you do that cookie and shit? Mike poured hot, like super hot sauce or some shit on a cookie, and Crim Six ate it. And then Crim just instantly knew it was Mike, so he grabbed the cookie. Literally instantly. Went down to basement and just chucked it as hard as he could at Mike's head.

You know Crim, right? So he grabbed the cookie, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no. And he's just him. And then they started, like, wrestling a little bit. And I just remember, I think I had my camera out and I was on those little like hover things. And I was just, I was just on the hoverboard like circling them with my camera. They were like, they were actually both like super pissed. Gentlemen, welcome to episode 157 of the Optic Podcast.

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That'd be dope. Not only that, but if you look at it. He's thinking. Anyway, he's on to something. That's a good thought. That aside. No, he's... Damn.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What are those? Negative pens? I knew they were prescription, so I was like, let me see what they're like. Oh, me too. Negative three, both eyes. Same.

Nice. Wait, really? Can't see shit. You want some contact? Is it true? No. If you have got my okis. Like, that's his prescription.

And when I put those on and how like it, I can't see shit, that's what it looks like for him without them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I don't think so, though. I just can't see, man. I don't think so. There's no way it looks like this.

Like, I can't read any anything on that. Yeah, negative threes, you can't read that. I can't read anything. I just wonder if it looks like this from my. Bro, I mean, probably, can you read the board from there or no? All right. I can read this perfectly.

Oh, my God. There's no way, like, that's what Seth sees without glasses. Oh, my God. What do you mean? That's what it looks like. Have you ever heard, like, that's a thing? Yeah, no, I'm going to be able to see with these on. They're going to look normal.

I'm negative three. If that is the truth, Nick, that is fucked up. Do you sure you're negative three? I'm Boston Why did you do that with your neck? I had to double check. Like, what the fuck? I did something to me too.

I don't know if these aren't. Are you sure you're a negative three? Yeah. Bro. Someone's wrong. I don't know what I am. It can't be real because like 14. No, that's impossible.

That'd be considered blind. I'm getting motion sickness. Well, if you're, it's by like your. I'm legally bind. Like the shape of your face too, I'm pretty sure. So like if your eyes aren't looking straight through. Oh. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it'll look weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe I'm just making shit up. No, that makes sense. But I don't think so. I mean, obviously, if there's an optometrist in the audience, please do leave a comment in the section down below, letting us know if it is indeed true that if there's at least one. There's no way that you could that be true because that makes sense to me.

I feel like that would be legally blind. If I, if I could see, if I saw like that, what? Let me not put D. P-O-P. By then, Will me down. I'm not going to say he's legally blind, but I think Will. Will is like negative 7 or something like that. Or what's karma?

You know what that is? I can't drive without something helping my baby. I don't know what I am. Apparently mine's mild, but I feel like negative one, 20. Bro, if I'm out at night without glasses, like. See, like I can't see anything. Let me see. I can't see it.

Mine's like a mild. It's probably like negative 75. First of all, clean them shits. This is a, this visual acuity lesson, 20 out of 200 is considered legally blind. Oh, yeah. I can't read that right now. With those, I cannot read.

I could barely make eye contact. I want to get, I'm getting LASIC. If your prescription is 2.5 or lower, this means that you are legally blind. Well, there you go. Well, listen, I, I, Jude, Liv and I were having the same conversation. You were a, what? What?

So I'm legally blind. I'm legally blind. T-O-P. If it's what? What the fuck? If it's, oh, wait. That's annoying. See.

Wait, are you wearing contact? I'm kind of pissed too, actually. That's fucking whack. I have perfect vision, 2020. The first. I might be able to scrape up some. Yeah, look, from here I can say, you see, you see that ad right there next to the orange RX? What they got for the legally blind?

H-TPS 4-S slash 4-SX-TX. They got a monthly check for legally blind. You see it, Matt? Right there. Yeah, can you read that? That little below, no, above that. Yeah, above the blue. H-T-TPS.

H-TPS safe, uh, S-X-H-S-Safety-S D2019-lash-1-Sflash. Yeah, you can read that's pretty good. Yeah, I mean, I got contacts. You think the government cuts a check for the legally blind? How to do you do something. I could get a parking pass something. Handicaps and something.

I'm legally blind. It says it. How could I have been the driver from legally blind? P.O.P. Oh, yeah, I remember that. All right, ladies and gentlemen, with that said, I want to touch base a little bit of this at what point did you realize that you needed glasses was it when you were you were like younger i don't think it was still in my 20s damn i needed them in seventh grade and then like

i went to i remember going to the eye doctor gave my glasses and just never fucking like i can never see out of them from the day i put them on really i just never used them and then when i got like older i just got context yeah i think when i was like 20 starting to drive at night it would just be harder to see. And then I think when I, I don't even think, when did I get glasses? I don't even think I got glasses to the scuff house. Because I think we would go out some nights

and I never wore glasses, but I would just be blind out there. Then you got a couple drinks. You start drinking, it turns even worse. You're in like a club setting. I was just blind. And then I think I started slowly getting glasses. I don't think I even really wore them to like these last few years.

See, that's where me and Neac are different. I needed glasses for baseball to see the ball. He needed glasses to go to the club. Yeah. He's like, he's like, wait, Seth, but I didn't even really notice still. Yeah, I've had bad vision since like, I got glasses and probably, like, fit their six years.

But you wore contacts at one point. Yeah, yeah, but I always wore contacts. I never like contacts. You just like, fuck that. This is easier. I look more distinguished. My premier partners over at Oakley. They definitely make it easier.

Contacts? I don't know. Maybe it's my eye. shape or something but contacts were weird for me I never felt comfortable I tried gaming and I went blind with contacts and I literally like I could I had to stop my stream

I was like I can't like I just can't see I was trying to put I got context I don't game with my glasses but I got contacts and they're just like you know use them once throw them away so I put them one in the morning then I like went to stream and I was like trying to put

sebo myself like I'm about to be able to see and shit but it was just it was so like blurry and I don't know I just wasn't able to play with them literally just like ended my stream I was in a bad mood took them out never wore him again then I just I stick with glasses I don't even like I don't I need LASIC I want to try LASIC but I'm also scared of LASIC well that's what did you guys said and I said they're like I'm like what did you guys get LASIC? It's fucking insane because it comes back and you're going to have to know I'm like yeah but they're just going to shave a thing out she's like I don't know I'm scared I'm like how long has that been around for. How long has the LASIC technology been around for? I remember it's like it's got to be

more than 20 years. And if it's more than 20 years, I mean, so the technology now, he could burst into when it was safe to do it like a decade ago. That just seems insane. Something digging into your eye. First off, how the fuck do you figure that out? They like cut the layer of. How do you figure that out? Who were they testing on? How do you, like, how do they figure that out that they can cut into the eye and like fix your shit? Yeah. Sice it then layer off, clean all the gunk out. You'll never hear it. Maybe, maybe like when I'm done done with my gaming career.

I'm, I'd get that shit like tomorrow. Really? I think I would get it. But it. That's how I feel about getting teeth. I'm like, oh, man, I know it's going to. Ooh, that dented boy. I know it's going to hurt, but I kind of, I'm like, I'm like, like, like veneers?

No, like the good shit. Oh, the pullouts? No, what? No, like, whatever nature I got. Oh. You have veneers. Yeah. I thought you want the Floyds where they removed the teeth and just drill the teeth in the...

Damn. I'm going to do that. I mean, I wonder if you even feel the pain, though. Huh? I mean, maybe when you wake up... What? When you wake up, like, after a week, you're probably good, right? Oh, dude.

Nah, when you wake up, you're... When you wake up, your head's going to be throbbing. You might be swollen. You might be swollen. Your whole brain was shaking from all the drilling into... Nah, but when you wake up from the laughing gas, you're feeling nice. Have you had laughing? a little bit? Never.

I don't go under or any. Never. Drew just, uh, I like going under. I don't. I start kicking in shit. I was, I take the needle and just stay up. What?

What? You go to sleep during shit? If they give me a anesthesia or whatever. If they don't give me it, I'll do it. My dentist gives laughing gas if you have anxiety. I was on the gas. Dude, I want to try that shit just for fun. I would never go to sleep during anything.

I never had surgery or nothing. than either. I've had several. I had my appendix taken out. And I tried, like, counting. So you went to see for like an anesthesia in? I think I got to like 17 or something. I don't even remember. But I, like, made it a point to stay awake.

Yeah, yeah. And then I just like, I don't have any, like, I don't have wisdom teeth. I don't have like, luckily. Luckily. But you just had a root canal. Ooh, you should have told her not to get it. Why? Because they just set up the fail.

That's what I remember I was, bro. I had a root canal. I was eating a Cheeto at the car dealership went bit down to broke sideways I had to like go to emergency like dental like Oh They're like well I don't know if we could Your insurance what? Cash let's get this done you see

She's too hanging on my mouth Oh my God bro that was like it hurts so good I swear to God it hurts so good what it was hurting they pulled it out It was like oh my god Thank God ladies you are awesome yeah oh my shit that's how good it fell

you turn into like and I had a needle and it just I could just feel the pressure releasing I'm like oh thank fucking ladies well done

like a zit bro and it was it felt better than that like a zit what what you mean like whenever you like have a big zit

and like you either hop it or it's just it feels good it's like a pressure release anyway Jude got fucking a root canal

and she's like can you pick me up I'm like hell no you're gonna be on that laughing guess what Something I want to hear. I'm good. Ignorance is bliss.

I don't think I've been to the dentist in like 15 years. Not even for cleaning? Don't even go every three months. I think I do take care of my stuff. But if you have it, if you feel like twice a day. Like if you drink cold water and like slosh it around, you don't feel any coldness or any. Do what? Like you haven't been in 15 years.

So like if you drink cold water and like move it around your mouth, do you feel like any coldness on your teeth or anything? I do. You do? Yeah. Like, really? Let me say you have some. Really?

You don't want to have these in between the teeth. Sometimes if I eat fruit too cold, it like kind of hurts. Really? Yeah. You might want to go. What happened? It just almost broke my back. That's like, ooh, there it is.

And this is like, there it's not. There it went. But I guess I'm like waiting for a sign to, but when it gets to, late and then fucking go. Too late is the lake is the cavity. But I like brushed twice a day. Too late is the root canal. Too late after that is. Dude's got really nice teeth though.

Gotta go. Got to go. Here I am with fucking unbreakable teeth, but they're not good. So I'm gonna go get them new shits. What, veneers? I'm not gonna get braces at this late in the game. Why don't you get like a new one? I'm gonna get brass of these glasses. Real. I mean it. All of a sudden

pimples just start popping up. It wouldn't be bad to try the braces, though. But you start demolishing an S&D. Listen, let's not talk about what happened yesterday, okay? Because I was even trying. I still was putting down Matt Craig and Matt, you played against me, right? Did you play them? Matt, how tough, listen, you saw me, man.

You know you were like, what the fuck? Did Matt Craig get smoked? And Roger. And who else was on your team? Oh, Meathead. You were pissed? Who? Me?

You were like taking it out on the production? No, I was just like, oh my God. I'm mad that they're not better. is what I'm like, my production team needs to be good at Call-A-Duty. Like, I cannot believe this shit. Yeah. This has been their life, call duty, gaming. Yeah.

This is what, it's all they got. I'm like, I knew, I'm like, man, that's why they're so good at video making because they're not spending their time practicing. That's crazy. But it's good. Honestly, it's good. Listen, I'm going to tell you something. I played against Shotsie with his own weapon that he gave me as a loadout? He wasn't even using the class that was for the tournament.

He was trawling? No, he was using. The pro one, it was a different one. Oh, wait, were there like set classes? It was just like one attachment. It's a hitch class. It's a hitched tournament. Instead of Phantom DR6 on the MCW on the rival,

instead of the clear shot or whatever, you had to put like a Bruin grip or some shit. So it wasn't like that different. Listen, I'm going to tell you something. When I heard that I had to change my class, I'm like, no, I'm not. Yeah, I hate one. I hate shit like that.

You don't follow the rules? No, it's not about that. It's just like, if somebody was going to go and do it or like take a screenshot, I guess I could have taken a screenshot and gotten back to my same class I could have duplicated it I just didn't want to bother with all that shit I did cross my mind to forfeit shots you I don't even know

because then I'm gonna be all mad at forfeit shots you have I wouldn't say it wouldn't cross my mind what forfeit him oh you're saying you did say that'd be fun I said it but I was like kind of serious just sussing the water if you would have been like yeah you wouldn't reply you'd be like oh yeah that'd be fucking hilarious if you always to forfeited him wait who won um i think shots he's team no no no it was yeah

shotsie's him dal to shush yeah shaltzsche wait no but he only played one around yeah daltuce j-sflush their heart isle and oh diesel and pamp got second damn you i will say though listen i and and you guys like witnessing people play is not the same as playing on their team and understanding the entirety of the situation and like seeing their POV because like when we were playing like these guys Daltush and and J. Spush like bro oh no no

the S and Dillon Dillon that team because I was like I was playing against them so like I knew every I knew the game they were playing I knew the situation I knew like how hard it was to get a how hard it was for me to get a kill on them and then when it switched over to like his POV or like Zini's POV

like I was like man Zini's POV Zinny fucking games, bro. That motherfucker moves like different. Like you could tell the level. You could tell the gap from Zini and like you could tell he was just fresh off this shit. Like yeah, yeah. You could like you can tell who has it. And that motherfucker.

I was, I was so impressed. Last time I was that impressed was when I played with, with formal. Formal also had a POV. And again, when you understand how hard the kill is that you're playing against, like you get how good that person is because you're in the same situation. And then you see the gun skill that you don't fucking have or the awareness that you don't That's how I feel about war is that. Well, Seth, too.

We played Seth as obviously. No, no, I'm saying it's, I've never heard you admit that you ain't shooting like that. No. No, no. He would. When you realize you don't got that gunny. No, no, it's crazy. So that awareness.

You're like playing against a kid like Essend Dillon? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but. S&D kids? Yeah, but they haven't stopped playing search. First run on terminal shots, he hits the jump. I'm just like, why, kid?

What? From the term Like from outside the plane The window He did jump to the crawl on the side And came through the window And killed me I'm like right then and there

Everything just dreamed He's got mad Round one Like We lost So I was excited to play But But like for example

In the S and Dylan Like I'm like man This guy's like You know Way way better than me And then I see Zinni Just fucking chasing Like during a gunfight

And Zini's just going forward Yeah ran him down Yeah He ran his ass down I was like Tap them up Tapped him up Tapped him up

Dan, you ran on him. Oh, bro. I was like, damn, you just went straight out of him. Crazy. I would have been, like, at least sliding away. I saw a feel about some war zone kids. I mean, like, Seth, obviously. But then I'll see motherfuckers, like, blast dropping, like, 39 kills.

Like, what the? Like, I was watching formal. Formal drop, like, 21. Just, like, shooting straight, beaming. That was like, damn, formal shooting right now. And then it goes to the scoreboard blast has 39. I'm like, what the? It doesn't even make sense.

I'll watch their POV and it's fucking disgusting. I watch Aiden and I'm like, this is different. Dude, I used to play with Blastor and he was probably like, I don't know. I was probably 13. 17, he had to be like what, like 13 for, he used to be like a squeaker winning tournaments and shit. Black Ops 2, all that. Like he's just always been like, there's some people that are just always like. But then it's like it doesn't, it's just weird how it's like I'll watch Dashie play war zone.

And it's just like nothing. He probably trolling. He is trolling. And obviously he's not a war zone kid. Like there's a knowledge to it that's going to get you a fuck ton more kills. But then and then Blass is dropping 39. Dash is dropping 11 kills. But then like the CDL, it's just flipped.

Warzone players are better than CDL players. But then when they go to CDL, it's just they never, like there's a reason you go to war zone. They get slammed? Yeah. What is called out is? we'll just call it out I've watched um whose podcast was I watching

it might have been Hitch and Repulse and he was saying who is it Biffle? Mm-hmm Apparently had like CDL offers but didn't take him up I don't blame him

because he's probably getting offered like the shitty shit Yeah he probably Like if you're if you're gonna switch your main career to go to the CDL you gotta get like a good idea He would have one of those positions

where it would have either looked really bad on them because his team was just dog shit or he would have just been carrying absolute just going off and just not in the cdl if your team shit it's it's hard to carry yeah like you're not carrying counts with them like you can't like i mean you could have we seen like people single handedly just carry a cdl team no fuck no i don't think so i don't think we have like you got to have a good ass team around you i don't even think maybe this push it i don't even think

i ever saw like one of those where two teammates do bad but the other two just pull them through maybe on some situations but not position but not position not like fully through the game. Like where someone fries but like on a consistent basis it's like it's hard to yeah

like it's like I don't want to say impossible like it's fucking to carry a CDL team you gotta be baiting their shit you got to be sending not even really a thing anymore you're baiting no way

you don't think so like for a whole season you don't think there's someone I did see I did see a bunch of like shit like that I saw some some dude because I got tagged in it some dudes like

it's like I reached out to every CDL team and no one No one from Optic has spoken to that dude about there. Because he said, it's like, I reached out to all the CDO management teams and none of them extended and excited. First of all, you didn't contact Optic because Optic wouldn't have given you information like that. What do you mean? I don't know. I just saw something on there that's like some dudes.

What are you talking about? Breaking Point. I'm Biffle. We're still talking about Biffle. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Biffle. You're talking about the offers. What are you saying? Yeah, so somebody like on breaking point, I think, like they released an article that said some dude reached out to every.

B-CDL team all 12 and that they all told them there was no offer from Optic to or from all teams to that. I'm like, nobody reached out to Optic for that. So him saying that all 12 teams confirmed is a lie. But I'm here to confirm that Optic didn't, didn't do that either. Oh, okay. I was confused. I do, I do fuck with Biffelaw a lot though.

Yeah, he's nasty. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, like I see shit like that and I'm just like, lies. But I don't know. What am we going to get in the guy on there saying, no, you did it. No, you did it. I texted a text a page, J.P. and Carmen, I'm like, I might reply to this shit and say, no one reached out to Optic, so this is Cap, and I better be fucking right. And all three

and we're like, yeah. What was he doing before Warzone, though? Biffle? I don't know, but. I'm pretty sure he played search. Biffle? For real? That's what I heard. I heard he was like a search kid. I was actually surprised at how good the Warzone players at S&D. Maybe I'm tweaking. They knew angles that I was just like, what the fuck? I haven't seen this shit since Modern Warfare, too. I just don't know, like, how far their brain extends, like, to the game. Like, you know, you're in a 1v1 in search.

Like, I know if this guy dribbles a stun, I can maybe hop over this real quick and not have the stun hit me or some. I don't know if there, if you get that kind of in war zone. You don't really, it's so chaotic. You don't really need to, like, think that deep into the game. You know what I'm saying? I've seen you do something like this, but the most recent memory like that. But I've seen you do this where you're just like, you're in the middle of something. And then you toss a fucking stunt to like yesterday we were in a situation in which we were on Skid Row.

Zinny was like, what do you call that back alley? Like down the steps? On the back alley. And there's the ticket booth? What steps? Skid Row. On the back alley. Oh.

Like the elbow. P3. The hill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. And then Zinn knew where Pammaze was coming from and he knew that there was a guy about to come here. So what he did is like he hops off, throws a stunt to where Pam was supposed to be, kills the guy that wasn't. at the door and then turns to smoke Pam, but Pam came out on the other side.

But Pam, like, this, like, he didn't do what I said on purpose. He just, like, accidentally just came back and the stunt missed him. But it would have been crazy because he read him. Zinn shot the kid and then Pam would have got stunned and not been able to aim at Zinn. He would have just killed him. Yeah, it was crazy. Zinn was gaming yesterday? Yeah, he was.

He was out of his gaming chair. Yeah, he was very, very impressed. All right. I want to see this. Gene's going to be hype, like, what? He's going to say. Yo, click on this. What is this best quality players of 2023?

Did you play in 2023? Or would you retire? I mean, I played, yeah, I guess. But I don't really think I count. Five Kismet. Big kids. That dog, got that bulldog in them.

Sal. Yeah, Sally. Wait, wait, let me guess. Let me guess. Arthur? Who's top three? Scrap. Scrap he's in the top three. Highson.

Hydra. Hydra. Abizi? What about the PIM? Wait, Simp? Nah, I think Abe. I think Abe. I think Abe.

Oh, yeah. Last year, I think Abe. But Simp so far this year is frying. But, yeah, I would say maybe Abe, let's see it. All right. Ernst. Yep. There it is.

Abeesian, of course. Hyger. Hibiz. Paco Ruziewich. Damn. So A, BZ is the best SMG in the world now. Right? What's I say right there?

Right now? No, no. BZZ is the second best SMG. Right now? Yeah. Hydra is the best. I probably still say Hydra. And then Simp.

Stim's been frying. AG's been frying. I know why they don't put us up there. No, I'm kidding. Cool. I mean, so we don't have anybody in the top five. So? I've got to get a new team.

I'm just kidding. You're a moron. Well, that's how I think. I got to think that. They didn't put anyone in the top five Decerto polls or you're fucking... Hey, Siri, call a DeSerto mic. Okay, fine. Lucky.

So in the reality of things, though, we are going to see the shortest season we've ever seen for Call of Duty. We are seeing more online games as we're doing that. We haven't decided whether or not we're going to. Boston. Have not decided yet. You got to know. I mean, we got to We do need to know.

Listen, you guys are going to pay for your fucking flights very soon here. Sure. Not you, not you, you're good. I don't feel good.

I got to fly somewhere. Hey, I got to go home. Boston and January. I can tell you with certainty, I will be there. When's the event? Give me the word.

When's the event? Last, January 25th, I think. Is it? Is it January 25th? 25 through the 27th, I think. 20, right there.

What do you mean you guys don't know? Or can you talk about it? We have some things that we need to figure out. Yeah. Simple as that. Simple as that. Monty talks, Nick Maniac Kirchner. Okay, I'm learning.

Did I smell a back end? Yeah, that was funny because the way I did it. I meant money. But you thought I met you farted? No. I don't know I walked into that bathroom today It was the worst I've ever smelled

It smelled like fucking Like you expected to smell like shit But it was like a wombo combo Of like every corporate person Went in there Took a shit on top of each other It was the worst I've ever smelled It probably still smells

The Pamba Wham? It probably still smell So I don't think the people know though The people probably don't know like it's insane it's a shit off everywhere we go at the fucking ex quarters it always be a shit off

like and people people sometimes I see Matt Craig's shoes under the stall like I mean I'd see Roger no but there's always like

it's not even you never go see me but it's just all I swear every time I go in there someone every time I have to shit someone shitting in the stall

next to the stall I'm gonna shit at and it's always dead quiet it fucking smells horrible I always put on like music or TikTok yeah I just start blasting music the other day walked in and take a place I hate hearing the like opening of the door

of the a yes that's fucking filthy bro and just like the little like like those little sounds and like hearing the water and like bro I walk in like I can't not just

fucking I'm like a deer I'm like a Yeah But they're just like hearing everything They're like scared But I'm just like hearing everything In the stall next to me I'm scared

Sitting on the fucking stall I don't know I can't not listen to it intensely I walked in and I knew it a sick Because he was playing this rap music playing loud as fuck And I'm like Damn fucking stinks like shit in here I'm like taking a piss

I think there was someone else in there with me, I think. I think so. Wait, what do you mean in there with you? In the stall next to me? That's why I was playing music. Yep. What?

I just imagine Matt's it. They're like, they're like tapping his foot. Who were we playing with? Was it symphony the other day? Dude, there was a kid,

little kid we were playing with. Wait, the old man. burped and yeah dude that was insane we were playing

with this kid bro and he goes I go yeah I'm gonna get you your first win he's like all right and then I just

hear him go oh wait that was the older guy wasn't it there was like an old dude who was

fucking horrible it was like his first game ever and we would res him and he would just get

fucking gunned in the parachute and then we stopped picking him up but he was spectating

eating chips like yeah and then you heard him I muted him I muted him but you said you heard him I'm gonna clip it he was like Jesus

I was like did you just degenerate coughing fart shitting your pants eating chips and his boxers just just chips grabs his controller right away like

the worst that like that like that yeah it pisses me off yeah so I've been sitting in my office, you know, gaming, the last 10 years, the last 10 days of my last year were like legit relaxing, just drawing and shit. But, uh, but I've been hearing noises in my, on this side and I'm like, you know, I'm like, there's nothing above me. I know that

because there's no second floor where on that, on that side of the house. Voices like what though? It's just like noises like, you know, shit like that. Yesterday, I heard that shit again. I have my headset on and I hear. And I'm like, oh shit, I took my headset off. I opened the door. I thought I locked the door and Jude was trying to like open it. I'm like,

I opened and no one there and I looked down the hallway and I'm like, what the fuck? So I go back in and I go out the side door of the house and I look and there's no one there. I thought it was Leo folks knocking on the door.

You got troll? No, it was that thing. Yeah, that's a fucking annoying. Yeah, by Shazzy. Yeah, and did it to us the other day.

I was literally about to fight a team of three and all I hears. I hit the quickest. And I literally, I snapped tomorrow. I'm like, what the fuck? I snapped back to my, I snap back to my left.

No, not in real life. No, I'm literally rolling up on a team of three on my UAV. I'm licking my lips and I hear. Yeah. The aunt did it.

Or it was Damon. It was Damon. They were bored in between scrims. And so I like, I looked to my right and I was like, there's not even a door here. Because that's where I heard it from. And then turn back to my left,

knocked one and then died. I was so pissed. But like, it was funny. Dude, it scared me my hard job. But what's crazy is I heard it. But like,

I didn't want to be like I fell for it and I looked at Discord. No one was there. Like, David, Damon came in, didn't let the Discord immediately. Instantly. When I'm in Flakers, like, everyone expects it in Flakers, right? But actually, damn. All right, so you know how like motherfuckers got girls and shit? And we'd be talking about sensitive stuff, so they'd be nervous. Ladies and gentlemen, part of the interruption, let me give you a little bit of an update.

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Bro, I legit was, because somebody did it to me last week. It had to have been like last week or something because I heard it. Why is it so scary? It's not scary, but it's like someone in your house. Bro, it was violently knocking. Yeah, it's like, and it's close to you. It's like, bro, I legit freaked out because I'm like, I have a window right here. and then I have a door to go in the back

and that's when I was like boom boom boom and I was like what the fuck Wait who did it to you? I think Yeah Shotsie I think Shotsie I think Shotsie No it was Damon Are you sure it wasn't So Damon did the knock

But then Ant came in and started doing dumb shit after that What was Ann? I forget Ant was doing something after that I forget No it was Damon He was playing those voices Was it Damon the whole time

Like my voice and shit Like he was like some of our And Damon Damon did the knock and aunt was doing that Because aunt was in my chat Like laughing my ass off the whole time. I thought it was Ann.

I was like, dude, Ann, stop. Both of them. Yeah, I think Damien came in and started like playing my voice. Yeah. But it's like, where is he getting this? Is there like a file out there of just like optic sound boards?

You documented it? You were tweaking? No, I sent it to Ann. No, you were tweaking, huh? Bro, I was so, I was super tweaking. Who was in your, what were you doing when he did it? Like, where,

No, because it was like in between rounds and shit. Were you baked? Yesterday? No, I don't, we're in Texas. Never do that. I was. Was it yesterday? Yeah, it was yesterday.

But no, but it happened last week. Your teammates here? But it happened last week. And I was like, I was like, yo, chat. Was it me? Like, maybe I heard it in my head from somebody else's mic. And I, yo, I hear. And then it's also about to ask us on the chat.

Like, did I just hear knocking? And I was like, oh, bro. I was so. I was like, I'm going to buy a Go XLR that you can, like, record? do shit like that with, but like you could do that in war zone prox chat and just like you're under a team and you just

do that. Hit him with it? Like it has to fuck with a little bit. You start playing bro, I got what? You don't know where they're at? You're playing solo? You're playing a kid. He thinks it's his mom at the door or some shit. You don't know what they're like. You got to be able to fuck with them a little bit. That is good. You never know, man. You could get a freebie office.

Dead ass. When you're in the gulog? You fucking ended. He's, It's AFK. Yeah, right? He's like, what the fuck? Yesterday would have been a perfect time for me to use those intro songs that I used to, like, anytime I was in a 1V1 and there's a video of me informal where I'm like Last Alive,

I put on that, what's it called, the Last of the Mohican song? Where he's like running and shit, about to kill like every. Have you seen The Last of the Mohicans? Have you seen The Last of the Mohicans? Have you seen the Last of the Mohicans? Have you seen the Last of the Mohicans? Have you seen the Last of the Mexicans? Have you seen The Last of the Mohicans with Daniel Day Lewis?

Uh-uh. Watch that shit. Tonight. Tonight. When was it made? 1995? That's when I was born. Damn.

That's why you didn't see it. It's a good year. It's a good year. A lot of, a lot of legends come back at 95. It's a good year, man. Specifically. What legends?

Oh, 1992. What legends have y'all's birthday? I feel like I used to know. Well, go to a celebrity. birthday and then put in... What's your 1115? No, you're 8. August 15. 8.15. Damn, you're good with birthdays? No, I just know

his because my dad, my dad has the same birthday as him. And you have the same birthday as, or Mixwell has the same birthday as you. Yes, I remember you to... Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lawrence. June? June? I know that because my boy Eric's birthday is June 30th also. Steve Keith. August 15th, Chief Keith.

Oh, another redhead. Jill Vertez. Shout out Jill. Nipsey. Nipsey Nipsey? Ben? Ben Affleck? Wait, let's see y'all's.

February 9th. I got a fucking glare. I can't even see the shit. February 9th. Bella Porch. Michael B. Jordan. That's, yeah, yeah. Ain't no one born this day.

At least, oh, Joe Pesci. That's a good one. So me, Joe Pesci and Michael B. Jordan, the only cool ones up there. They do Bose. Oh, Bellaport. She had that viral, yeah, that's, she had that, the TikTok, right? The viral. The viral.

10 10. It was, oh my God, I remember the song is, um. DDG. Yeah. Damn, y'all ain't got no one. I ain't got it. He was generous. Mario Lopez.

Wait, what birthday is this? October 10th. All right, let's see Seths. June 30th. It's just me and DDG has goaded. Yeah. YouTube star, YouTube star. Oh.

Mike Tyson. Now, that's what you got. Hey, Davis. Now, that's actually crazy. because I've seen Mike Tyson on the flight before. And you didn't get a picture? It's all connected. Yeah, going to London.

Yeah, he was on our flight. Did he beat you? Were you fucking one of me? Was that the video? No. I would not fuck with Mike Tyson. You guys watch the Kat Williams interview? No, I only watched the other, the shorts.

You watched the whole thing? You were died? I was laughing. It's like, don't look at Mike and at Worth. I had already recorded. I was like said to Hitch because he always asked me about that. Yeah, Michael Phelps, you ever heard of him? He knows how to swim.

He does, sure. Is he still the goat? Yeah, he's got the most, yeah, I think. Betts. Yeah, period. So, happy birthday to Hedge. Thank you for throwing that. Thanks for the invite.

Yeah, happy birthday. Well, not. Michael Phelms. Damn, we're the same age, too. What the fuck? Wait, no, we're not. Oh, he's born in 1985. It said he was 28.

I was like, what the fuck? And you were 85? 95. No, you're 95. Yeah, I'm 20. So he's 38. Oh. Yeah.

Damn. Damn. We thought it was... How many medals does you have? Those are gold medals? Yeah. 23 gold, three silver, two bronze. He wasn't trying to those, though.

He was stoned. Yeah, I remember when I first moved to plane of my first department, I forgot what's the meme. They sent out, like, a notice people smoking. And someone sent back a Michael Phelps meme. Like in a group chat of like 500 people, bro. That's fucking hilarious. anonymously?

Yeah, that's the best part. You don't know who's email. Was it you? Uh, maybe. That's actually comedy. It wasn't me, but yeah. They were, they were telling people, wait, they're,

Oh, ha, I loved it. I wanted to reply, like, you're the fucking man. They were telling people to stop smoking? Yeah, they were playing the shit. Yeah, did they ever do anything about that? What? Because they, my apartment sent like a weed thing as well. Really?

Like everyone in the, because they just fucking reeks in the hallway sometimes. Really? I feel like they never actually do anything. My old apartment right here at Victory, they didn't say shit at all. This one that I'm at, who, bad not. I did, and a uniformed cop was knocking.

It was like the courtesy officer of my building. She was cool, though. She was like, I had two cops show up to my apartment when I was living with Aaron Create. And I guess I can talk about this now. but it was like 2 a.m. or something I'm like screaming, raging, and someone called the cops for like domestic violence or whatever

and two cops shut up. And I'm still in there gaming, screaming, my door is shut and apparently Aaron answers the door. It's two cops. We just have a bong on our fucking kitchen table and the cops just see it. Like, first off, Aaron's opening the door, which is you don't do.

No. To two cops when I fucking bonged. I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then they, like, see the ball. I hear a knock on my door, like a light. It was like a light tap. And I'm like, what? Thing it's like Aaron.

And then they're just like, Dallas police open up. And I'm like, what the fuck? And you got to think at this time, I'm cracked the fuck out. I said Frisco police. Like, I was probably up for days. Like, it was in this. Wait, where? At the Emerson?

Yeah. No. During this. That's the wrong side of Friscoe. And then. Yeah, they just... What's that mean? They're fucking strict.

Yes. No passes. I mean, they're out-out-ins. They're pretty cool. Wait, what? They don't give out no passes. So, okay, you know where the hex quarters is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

On the other side of the tollway. They don't fuck around over there? They don't fuck around. They don't play no games. Our side's cool? Where you are, I mean, they don't fuck around right there. You know what I'm saying? But they're cooler.

Yeah, yeah. Listen, I mean, they were cool. They were like, you got any weed in there. And I just had a little bit. And I just, they just made me flush it. And I forget what we did. Yeah, I'm gonna burn it later. Yeah, because they got that plain sight shit.

I think they took the bong or something. I forget. Well, that's nice that they didn't fucking. I don't think they could have rest. Like, they got called domestic. It's like some shit called plain sight. No, if it's in sight, I think they can. Like if they come near for fucking, who knows what.

Would it have to be? If they see it, they could. The bong was inside. The weed wasn't. Yeah, so you're saying yourself. I'd have been like, I don't got no weed. Well, I was just fucking scared. Yeah.

This was like, and I was cracked out too. Like, I'm already paranoid about everything. At the Emerson, I had one paranoid time. It was like three in the morning, bro, right? And I'm like by the window and shit. Fire alarm starts going off. I'm like, the fuck? Is that me?

Right? And it's no way. Like the whole apartment fire alarm? Right? So, bro. That shit used to always go off. Next to you know, I'm just chilling, like waiting. We got my ear to the window.

I see flashlights coming through the window. Like, what the fuck is that? I get up, it's the firefighters. They're at the apartment, but I'm thinking they're going to see, like, smoke, like coming out of my room. You know what I'm saying? I was like, you're cooking in there?

I had to go on the balcony, you know, and go on the balcony, you know, I'm saying? Let them know I'm there. Like, if there's anything in my apartment, I'll let you out of the last way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Big two. Dude, that used to always go off the fire alarm. Dude. At the Emerson. Zind's building? It got to the point where I just stated. Every fucking week, bro. Yeah, see, I would hate that.

I'm pretty sure it's their building. All right, we're back. Yeah, we just want a little tangent. Yeah, we're back. Sometimes the conversation is so good that we have to pause the podcast and come back to it. We'll share it with you one day. Matt, don't delete it. Just save it for 2030.

I feel like there's a lot of files like that. Don't you have? I don't know if you used to call them like the optic files. X-files? I have them. I still have the X-files. like stuff that just wouldn't fly.

We couldn't put out. I mean, I got, I got videos of us in the basement playing with that fucking spider and shit. Yeah. That basement was crazy.

Like, if somebody would have moved in down there, that would have been fucking like, wow. Moved in down there? Yeah, you remember? No.

That's what I should have did. Nobody could have moved in there. Yeah, renovated downstairs. Nobody could have lived down there. Why? That was inhabitable. No. Yes.

It was. Bro. It's always inhabitable until you make it habitable. No. That place is... All you needed was like a rug, a nightstand, a bed. An exterminator. I think I went down there twice.

The best in the world. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Every nook and cranny. Every, everything. There was that one little area where like the floor elevated and then it was like deep and it was like a crawl, like a little cross base. Yeah. Why was that even there?

Right. It made no sense. Nah. I wanted to put a fence on there. That is kind of scary. I'm like a lot. The amount of shit that I thought about like pranking you guys with, I never did just because I'm like, man, this is like, it would have bang. a bang this content

I would hate if somebody did that shit really yeah I hate pranks yeah I don't like I don't like public pranks I don't like video but we're also 30 now yeah but even back then it was just like making someone else super uncomfortable like coming home from a five hour flight and I have a whole bunch of cups of water in front of my door

let me act after fucking yeah all day sure and then you might not even give a fuck but you like yeah I never heard that that's your head you tight I mean You know Was that shit out of time? It's just like

It wasn't me though So I'm traveling Cocksuck to this shit When I fucking Who was it Mike? Mike and Mike loves that shit Oh yeah Trying to think what else

I feel like he did something to me And it just like annoyed You remember when him and And Cremsix almost fought fought When you threw that cookie and shit But they threw cookies No but it was like a hard ass Mike

Mike poured hot Like super hot sauce Or some shit on on a cookie and Crim 6 ate it and then Crim just instantly knew it was Mike so he grabbed the cookie literally instantly that's almost funny went down the basement and just chucked it as hard as he

good at Mike's head and it went to him right you know crim he's like he doesn't understand like when there's a joke there's a certain way to you know he's just like so he grabbed the cookie and I was like no no no no no no and he's just him I was like yo if that hit him in the wrong place like you could have killed him

but maybe not imagine Mike died by cookie Yeah. Cookie to the head. That'd be tough for sure. I don't know. And Mike, like, I feel like he didn't know what happened at first, but then once it registered, he just, like, charge crumbed.

And then they, like, tried to scuffle. And then they started, like, wrestling a little bit. And I just remember, I think I had my camera out. And I was on those little, like, hover things. What were they called? Hoverboard? So it's already troll. Is it a hoverboard?

Yeah. And I was just on the hoverboard, like, circling them with my camera. They were actually both like super fucking piss But it's like They don't know It's like what are you got to do Like start throwing fists or something But you and Mike got into the argument in Vegas

Oh yeah You slapped the water off And he slaps the fucking bag off And I'm just like Oh my You remember Oh wait were you guys there for me and proofie Nah

You weren't No that's a legendary one I gotta have someone tell the story one day It's in there It was me Big T Mike, Matt, and Proofy.

Bang. We were like going to Venice Beach and or we were, we had to go to the airport. Wait, was that for the Red Bull thing? Yeah. We had to go to the airport and I think Mike wanted to go to, I forget what happened. They wanted to go to the opposite.

Like we don't got time for that. We got to go to the airport. And then me and Mike started. No, because Proofy had his, his friend shit or some shit that he wanted to go chill with him. Right? I can't remember. That's why I got to have like Mike or something.

I will say though that that, that experience was one of the most craziest experience I've ever been on because that's when that one dude I wasn't smoking that much back then but somebody wanted chronic Oh my God I was there for that You didn't smoke at all

Who? Me? Yeah no They're still trying to make sure The guy with the duffel bags Yeah dude one big ass duffel I was mind blown I remember the strange too

I remember San Fernando Valley Is the one that I remember I'm never saying like SFV Mike's a clown We go back to Venice like seven years later. He's like, I think that's the guy with the backpack right here. Shut the fuck up.

Imagine if it was like. It would be a good memory if he actually remember. Yeah, man. There was a gas explosion in Fort Worth. There was fucking UFOs all over my TikTok of brand new footage. Civilian footage, mind you, right? Let me see that footage. Shit that you, what?

You don't believe it? Bro, it is not altered. It is impossible for, like, bro, this ladies. But I bet it's the worst quality ever. No, no, no, no. No, they're good. They're really good. Of the aliens?

Bro, the Miami one, there's this black dude on a, on a, on a balcony. He's like, yo, I've been telling you, I've been telling you about this shit. And then there's a three lights. They come together. They separate into a bigger triangle. And then they do fucking maneuvers. And then they come together again, just lights. Orbs.

They could have been satellites. Orbs? Satellites don't move like that. Satellites are not moving. I have to see this. Because I am up with technology. Satellites. So let me, if we, let's see this footage.

I will. Because if there's, didn't they say there was like three 10 foot aliens walking around Miami? But somehow there's no footage. Well, because the police went around and took. In Miami, a huge populated place. Like, with every, everyone lives on their phone. It's like 240P. No, no.

It makes no sense. It's like some whirl the world. I'm going to record this, Matt. But what if that's the alien? defense is they can make the technology around them. Dude, they're satellites, man. We're alone, man. Yeah. I'm starting to lean towards that as well. We're fucking alone, man. The universe is so big, like, it's not surprising we're alone.

At least on our little part. I'm sure there's other shit out there. We're just not going to see it. Yet. Is this the video? Yeah. Let me see this. No. That one looked... one looked convincing. Do you like the whole lights in the sky shit?

Hashtag UFO. Hashtag UFO sightings. But if weren't these things, SpaceX. Weren't they walking around Miami? Like, where's the videos? Okay. So just the thing that confuses everybody is that why did the entire citywide

cop force go to that one spot? And they said, well, those teenagers firing. Those teenagers. And that dropped the same weekend that the Epstein document. Misdirection. Misdirection. Whoa, careful with that on you.

Yeah, I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I don't know. I'm not saying. I don't know. That shit crazy. 1111, make a wish. Bill, you know you dead wrong.

Huh? You know you dare. Wait, who? Said Bill. You know, but what if you're on that list, but you just, you literally like,

like, definitely some people who, you know, like this guy's rich as fuck. He wants to have a meeting about some shit when we'll do this and some, something,

and they just like went there, had a meeting, went home. I mean, yeah, I'm sure there is people like that on there that are just called in the crossfire, whatever. 100%. But there is some people that knew what the fuck was going on. Yeah. Oh, for sure.

Pizza. And Mr. Clinton's definitely one of them. Do you see that video of him? I mean, Bill Clinton is in a pain, is in a dress. He didn't even say like. It was like a sinister look. He was like. Does he even show himself in public?

He was sinister. He's in Mexico or no. Living it all. Everything's all right. He ain't going to jail. for no reason bro was in a dress

a painting right when you walked in Epstein's house there was the Bill Clinton in a dress painting you know oh yeah

and then he had the George Bush like sitting with two paper planes when you walk in Epstein's house that's the first painting you see of Bill Clinton and then Matt go to the George Bush one right in the fucking doorway

yeah right there like that's fucking weird and look those are supposed to be the Twin Towers of course yeah of course yeah Wait, that's another painting? Is that in Epstein's home? The fucking nut. Dude.

Bro, the crazy thing is, bro, is like, that is the craziest shit I've ever, like, all right. Imagine, like, just through the grapevine, this fucker is just lurking, right? Someone's like, you get recommended to this guy who's good with finances, right? And you're a fucking multi-hundred millionaire. You guys go to dinner, you talk, and he's like, yeah, come by to my beach house this weekend, da-da-da. I'd be like, fuck you. Yeah, exactly. So you go, you bring, whatever you come, whoever you come with.

And he's like, you want a massage? You're like, yeah. And you go into a fucking room and there's a hidden camera. And then a girl that's underage comes out. You have no idea. You get a massage. This motherfucker has it on video. He calls you back to dinner next week.

And he's like, tell me 30 million, motherfucker. I wonder if that's how, I'm, I mean, why would he be keeping video? Not with everyone, but. If you look at the fucking trail of the shit, I don't want to get into this shit, but. But my thing is like, why would you go back then? Why would you go back then? They probably didn't go back. A few select freaks went back.

He like got on business sales, called a deposit. They'll go look at his finances. Like you could see how much he had in his account and shit. Damn. That shit is, you know, this world is crazy. How do you make it to that level? And like that's what you want to do. Yeah.

That is the ultimate question. That is the ultimate question. This world is nuts, bro. I mean, it has to be the What the fuck are we living in here? Planet Earth What is planet Earth? It's crazy.

This shit is crazy. We've been around for four billion years. What's happening right now, it's that snap of a thing. All you love wants, everything. The aliens can come get me now, to be honest. No, not yet. I'll give them 15. But be honest with yourselves right now.

Be honest. If a fucking UFO hovered right in the middle of this plaza and then dropped, an alien and an alien was walking around I would go downstairs and run around him and be like I would talk to him

like telepathically this how they did I'd be like fuck you're doing here yeah you'd have a kind of chop it up I wouldn't be scared I swear to God everything I love I would yeah exactly you don't know what kind of alien it is though I would not be scared

you would definitely be scared it's a reptilian I would be just as afraid if I saw that the big ass alligator that I saw in the in the Everglades in Florida because it would necessarily be scared, but you'd be like, holy fuck, it's happening. Yeah.

My time on earth, out of like the millions of years, billions, the time, the 80 years I'm alive, it's happening. Yeah, how long, that's how I would. Imagine the day. That's what I want. Imagine the day. I want an apocalypse to happen. Yeah.

During my time, just see a huge tsunami. No, no. That's my worst fear. And I'm like, yes. What kind of bullshit are you on? It's one of my worst fears, bro. Like, it's just. It's so rare that that's going to happen

At least happen during my lifetime You'd be like, yeah, so lucky What do you mean? It wipes out humanity Let me see the aliens Let me see the end The sun explodes As the waves

As the waves As the waves You see a pack of mermaids And you're like Of course they're real too Everything would make sense At the end Dude it's just

And you just respawn And you're in fucking school again You're like God damn Oh I dread that day When you respond and you're in school When I'm conscious

And I'm back in school That's probably what we said last life And now we're fucking doing this shit Dude, I'd lose it That's crazy All right Well that is enough for me Idiots Season 2 episode 2

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