OpTic Podcast - REACTING TO MY SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 161
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Oh, yeah, here we go.
Is this you?
Yeah, this is the Super Bowl commercial.
You're in a Super Bowl ad?
Yeah, that's sick.
All right, who's intro on us?
Formal.
I already said none of it.
And you were late to you have to.
Okay, well, that's a low blow because that was literally, like, fuck you so.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Optic Podcast.
Episode 161.
We do not have Hector here today.
He is in Tokyo.
Yeah, what's he doing there?
I saw him tweet that out.
I think he's just, he's going on a vacation.
Really?
Yeah, he said this is his first vacation.
He took, uh, live in Jude.
I hope he said all this.
I don't know why he would hide it.
But, yeah, he took live and Jude there in, uh, Japan right now.
That's cool.
That shit is lit.
I mean, that's, that's somewhere I've always wanted to visit.
Same.
That's on my bucket list of visiting, so.
Is isn't home.
Is is gone for a week.
I can't say where, but is gone for a full week.
I've had the house to myself.
Oh, yeah.
Taking care of the pups.
By the way, you want to know something?
I figure I get this off my chest now.
I accidentally exposed where your wedding was going to be.
But luckily, my friends have zero viewers.
I was like, yeah, I'm going to so-and-so.
Oh, you're streaming?
I'm like, oh, you're streaming?
I'm like, oh, my God.
Okay, well, now they're going to go look for it.
Well, what do you mean?
They wouldn't know.
Should I not?
Well, they're going to know that.
I didn't.
It's okay.
I don't know.
Like, I don't tell people.
but it's like do people care like I don't know it's not that secret I just don't want like
yeah yeah yeah so but yeah she's she's not here right now she's uh she's over there I've been
had the house to myself for two days it's been a little bit weird I've had to cook my own meals
let the dogs out on my own sitting on your phone watching Drake videos yeah that I mean I was
I was laying in bed when I saw it I was I literally had just woke up
not look at it? Is it that? It's just him
laying in bed flopping his cocker around.
Oh, he's playing with it. Yeah, he's playing with it.
Oh, I didn't know he was playing with it. I haven't.
Don't have. You've seen it. I saw it. Yeah. I looked for it. It just came out.
I searched. I was in the car and then I saw on Instagram like,
don't look why Drake is. And then I scroll through the images and it had like,
oh, people's reactions. So you have seen it. No, I, no, I didn't see the actual video.
I saw the news of it. People's reactions too.
I wasn't expecting to wake up to that
I kind of got my 4U page
I mean you never know it's gonna pop up
It's fucking nuts we were just talking about it
You could have cocks
Butts beheadings
Everything pornos shootings
Fucking
Anything can be on the 4U page
That's why I usually am not on it
But today I woke up
We'll just when that update came out
When I usually just put you on the 4U page
When you go on Twitter
And then like you're like
Oh shit I'm not even on my
following. And you go to the following, you're like, geez, this is like more normal.
Yeah, way more normal. But yeah, a lot of shit's been happening just on the internet. I mean,
Drake's dong's been leaked. We've got Aiden Ross and go ahead. Let me ask you this. Well, what you
think about the Applevision pros? Oh, I think it's fucking sick. You're going to get them? No, I didn't
get them yet. But I don't even know if I'll get that. But I'm just imagining like what it's
going to be. Have you seen the videos of it? Like the case.
nice that video? Yeah. Dude, just
imagine, I saw one, I don't think you can actually
do this stuff on the Apple Vision Pro, but it was like
10 separate videos of things
that you could do, and it was
like having a conversation with somebody in
front of you, and they speak a different language.
And it's just automatically translating
it on your screen what they're saying.
Okay, that's crazy. That would be
fucking insane. You could just have a conversation
with somebody speaking. Yeah, yeah.
What else? There was people watching
like a Formula One race, and you
look down and, you know, like the overhead of
like the track and you can see all the cars.
It was like augmented reality like on your desk.
You'd see all the cars.
What?
There was another one where somebody was learning to play piano and above it it was like
flowing down what keys you need to.
The guitar?
Yeah.
So this shit's a glitch.
It's gonna be nuts.
Once they can fit that tech into like imagine it's in your sunglasses.
Yeah.
They already have the sunglasses that can take photos.
Imagine all that tech and all you have to do is.
Yeah.
I knew it was something was crazy because.
I saw this guy make shoes.
His name's Kukai and shit.
And he posted his, like, POV of it.
And it was his hands.
But it looked like video game hands.
It had his, like, jewelry on his wrist and everything.
So I don't, did it, like, normal?
Like, he didn't set that up inside of this.
No, I don't think so.
I mean, when you're looking through it, you're not actually,
it's like, you're looking through a screen and, like,
the sensors on it are creating what you see.
You're not looking like.
like straight through the headset.
Dude, that's crazy. But yeah, it's gonna be nuts,
bro. I mean, yeah, that shit's crazy. See, I...
It's obviously weird. Like, this is gonna be the worst.
Yeah.
One ever. So I don't think I would buy this one,
but give it like, give it 10 years, bro. It's gonna be...
Ready Player 1? It's gonna be nuts.
Dude, imagine.
It's not same shit.
Shit, I can't wait from to put them in glasses.
Yeah, glasses. I'm not gonna walk around with those.
Yeah. I'm not ever going to do that.
The glasses thing.
I'm never going to walk around with that.
Fucking.
Somebody showed the past.
confidently, I will never walk around.
I'm walking through a city, I'm not putting that shit.
No, absolutely not.
2007, though, they patented the Apple Vision Pro.
The same year the first iPhone came out,
they had like the drawing,
in the drawing it was connected to an iPod,
showed like the thing that would go on your face
and all the tech inside of it.
So they've been working on this shit since 2007.
Imagine what they're working on right now.
For like 2040.
Yeah, that's crazy.
All the ideas and shit.
so when, not even then just
by the time we get wiped out
what they're going to be left over and the ideas they'll have,
shit.
Shit.
I mean, it's some black ameer type shit.
It is.
It actually is.
We're getting closer and closer to,
we're flying too close to the sun, it seems.
You love that fucking saying.
Huh?
You love that saying.
Fly too close to the sun.
Don't be surprised when you get burned.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, dead ass, dude.
I feel it.
We're literally turning into a Wally.
Remember all the people?
Their bones all are fucked up
so they have to sit on their shit
and they get flown around
and they think they have like
visors on don't they have like shit in front of them
so I think so
we're getting closer to that shit.
I saw where a lot of people are returning theirs though
because you can't watch porn on it
which obviously that's like
the top of mind
Yeah, 3500
and you try and it like blocks it out
it says like sensitive content Apple doesn't allow or whatever
They're going to start out
for now.
Yeah.
For now.
For now.
For now.
Wait.
Someone's working on that right now too, going crazy in like a basement.
Oh, someone found that out already.
Someone's loving it.
Someone's literally at a desk probably right now with a literal, you know those
like synthetic butts?
Like they literally are butts.
They have a butt next to them.
They got their Apple Visions and they got a screwdriver trying to tinker and get.
What?
Can I do what?
They're trying to tinker and get their shit.
Oh, dude.
That was another thing they showed.
real right now, but it will be. They had their Applevision Pro on or their tech or whatever,
and they were looking at their girlfriend or wife, and it was like a deep fake app where you could go
and just like swipe and change the face on them. Oh my God. Oh, hell no. It's going to get fucking
weird. That is disrespectful. It's going to get weird. Yeah, that is, right? I mean, yeah. If you're,
if you are, if you, I mean, speaking candidly here, if you, if you, if you have your wife in front of you
and you got AI making her look like a different person.
That is insane.
That's insane.
That would never fly ever.
That's crazy.
It's going to get weird, man.
It'll take a while, but it's coming.
We really, we went down to see it.
But this is what people are thinking about.
Nobody cares about the fucking tech.
No.
People want to see some fucking knockers.
And they're using the Apple Vision Pro's phone.
Yep.
That's sick, but you're getting it?
No, I don't think I'm going to get this one.
You're going to wait?
Yeah, I'm not really like, even when the iPhone first came out, I'm not like an early adopter.
I wait until it's like built out a little bit and I don't know.
I'll give it a couple years, version three, version four probably.
Yeah, the new iPhone's expensive as all.
I mean, that shit's expensive.
How much is it? Four?
Four grand.
$3,500?
The Vision?
Yeah.
Is it like, is it that expensive?
I think it is.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not buying that.
I'm not buying that.
I don't, I don't even know what I use it for.
for everything I just have my phone
I feel like everything that you can use
the Apple Vision Pro for now is
It's like a... It is. It reminds me about
iPad and a fucking headset.
Right. But then again
I'm kind of ignorant to it because I've done
literally zero research on it. I just don't
care enough. I see people get it.
I'm not really too tech
like that. I'd get this... Would you get a
cyber truck? No. You wouldn't?
I don't think so. I don't like them.
You kind of fuck with it? How
expensive are they? I don't even know.
I mean, look, I mean, I'm sure they're...
You see the video of the guy on the interstate
where, like, somebody's filming it from another car?
He's got the Applevision Pro on me, sitting there.
Yeah, in the cyber truck.
Really?
It's weird, bro.
Going crazy out there.
All right, we've got Zinn.
Talking about Big Zinn.
Zin was actually just in New Mexico.
We can't say for what.
But yesterday was his one year retired.
Best and worst thing about having Zen around.
Damn, was it really?
Yeah.
It's all good things.
It's all good things.
Yeah, I agree.
It's all good things.
I mean, I've been knowing them since I was a kid, so it's like a little different.
The only thing that I will say...
Yeah, I love having dinner around.
The only thing I will say is that we eat way too much.
Like, when me and him are together, it's always to go eat or drink or, like, just do something.
That's my only negative, but it's still a positive.
because obviously I fucking love eating.
I just, I've been trying to lose weight.
But yeah, congrats.
He's always posting some crazy ass food.
I'm usually with him.
Is it just like around here, like downtown food mostly?
Well, we were just in Boston, downtown.
We go to a lot of different places.
He's got the Italian spot.
What's the Italian spot?
Where's the chicken parm he's always posting?
From here?
Yeah.
I think that was Monarch.
Monarch.
And that's like the really like high,
And it's like 52 floors up.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's a nice one.
Valentine's Day is coming up as well.
I forgot.
Valentine's Day's coming up very shortly.
I'm a free agent, just letting you all know anybody out there.
No baby mamas?
No baby mamas, none of that.
Free agent.
So, you know, if any of you got maybe a sister or...
Oh, hell now.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
Where are you going to take them?
They'll be taken care of.
Don't worry about it.
You're telling people on the pod to pimp their sisters to you.
No.
They're not getting pimped?
It's like Flavor Flea.
It's like Flavre.
I'm sorry.
Flavit with love.
But yeah, Valentine's Day coming up.
Such a goody show.
Do you all have anything special planned?
I don't think we're doing much this year.
I'm trying to have something special play.
Yeah, I'm planning on it.
I got a nice res lined up.
I got a nice res lined up.
I'm pretty excited for a new place we're trying.
You can't say.
Not doxing myself, obviously.
Oh, yeah.
On Valentine's Day, not trying to dox myself.
That'd be insane.
Trying to go out enjoy a nice dinner.
Usually people are very nice.
I just, I err on the side of caution on that type of stuff.
Well, you ever been in Seattle?
Don't go past...
Don't go on Third Street.
Third Street?
Yeah, on Seattle, don't go to Third Street.
Don't go to the Ross for less.
You just ask for it.
Never go to the Ross for less.
You're asking for it.
Yeah, you are.
Did you heard the story, right?
No.
Where I almost got stabbed.
Oh, that was there?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you showed me the video.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's Third Street?
Yeah, off of Third Street.
Okay.
It's like, it was like a block away from the Ross for Less.
And there was that girl that was like, and I was like, can we drive up a little more?
Like, he was about to let us out right next to her.
Oh, dude, it was, it was crazy.
But what's up next?
We got new rumors about Cod, Black Ops, Golf War.
Can we click on that?
Read the fucking screen.
Yeah.
New rumors about
Call of Duty
24 Blackops
Goal 4 campaign
to have open world
elements.
What do we think about?
Did you play
the most recent campaign?
Yeah,
and those missions
particularly,
I fucking hated them.
That's kind of what it was,
right?
Yeah.
It felt like you were
dropping into war zone
instead of like.
Yeah.
I don't really like that
very much.
I didn't personally like it.
I like the more linear,
like you start the level,
you hear the dialogue,
okay,
we got to go.
you've never seen before.
Like the first mission where you're at the prison
and you're like breaking them out,
that's like campaign.
That shit was cool.
Yeah.
That shit was super cool.
But yeah,
I didn't really like the open world elements very much.
Campaign will have a fast travel system and vehicles.
What are they trying to make this shit far cry?
Fast travel?
Are they trying to make it Eldon Ring?
Like, what are we doing here?
Raven Software is developing it.
Adler will return October 24,
2024 release.
Is that a character?
Yeah, I don't even know who Adler is, but all of that stuff is campaign-based.
And I'm not going to lie, I'm not the biggest campaign guy in the world.
Yeah, I don't even play him.
Only one I've ever played was Cod for.
I played this one because we hadn't had Cod for so long, it felt like, that I was like, it was during the off-season.
I was like, I'm going to play it, take a day, play the campaign, fuck around, you know, like.
But I didn't hate it.
And I haven't played a Cod campaign in a long time.
There were some good maps.
Like the ones that were meant to be like a campaign map, they were fun.
But as is like every other one was like a little, we're going to drop you into Erzikstan and just blow up this helicopter.
Yeah.
Matt, you just had, your halo season's kind of starting back up a little bit.
Talk to me a little bit about what's going on.
We played a turnie.
Wait, what was that turn to me?
Because I didn't hear about it, but I knew.
There's just one every weekend.
It's not like a big turn.
It's like a 2K.
Okay.
Oh. It's a good 2K.
Dude, people were in my stream acting like it was like a 25K fucking.
They were like, you're not going to watch formal?
And I was like, dude, I didn't even know there was a tournament today.
No, they're like 2Ks.
And then at the end of the month, there's like a 5K, but the 5K is way more important than all the 2Ks combined.
So these are just practice?
You don't have to watch this.
So is it just for seating?
Yeah, it's seating for the 5K.
And then that's the seating for Arlington.
It's just, it's stupid.
Is the 5K pro points or prize points?
I mean, there's a prize pool, but it's like fucking $100 each or something.
So it's all for pride and practice.
It's just practice, really, and points.
People are tweaking.
Yeah, I mean, Monsker won.
I mean, he's been due.
He plays these things, and he's just a guaranteed ticket to the final with any roster he plays with.
It's actually pretty insane.
Who is it?
I've never seen someone like the monster.
Wait, really?
Yeah, he literally plays with, like, any roster, and he gets to the final.
And this time he won.
But, like, he gets to the final, no matter who he plays with.
He plays the top 16 teams, top 12 teams.
top 12 teams, they just go to the final.
They beat us, SSG, they beat Faze, like...
How is this a thing?
Just that guy.
It beats me, right?
People thought he was cheating, he's not cheating.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
I don't think he's shooting.
Is he fucking yacked up?
I just think he's just like,
it's a little on his own head of tournaments, you know,
for lack of a better...
Whenever he gets on the stage, he starts overthinking shit.
Yeah, I mean, it's...
Yeah.
We've seen it happen, but who ended up winning an SSG?
Yeah, him, yeah.
Yeah, well, that'll do it.
What's up next?
We got a billionaire bank rolls the steroid Olympics.
Oh, yeah, that sounds fucking dope.
What the fuck is this?
Everyone's allowed to dope.
It's going to be the biggest, baddest motherfuckers.
What?
Yeah, it's going to be sick.
You're allowed to use steroids.
I did not hear about this.
That's crazy.
Is it Peter Thiel?
Who was it?
I think it is.
What?
So random people are going to be like,
My fucking time.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so fucking confused.
So what are the sports they're playing?
Yeah, I don't know what the games are.
Are they throwing javelins and shit?
Just jacked out of their minds?
Swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting.
What is that?
Track and field.
Oh, imagine.
And combat.
Combat.
Combat?
Wait, combat is crazy.
That's so broad.
Just combat.
Combat.
Anything goes.
It's such a good idea.
like in that you're like combat your mind started going like this is a fucking royal rumble
it's like a gladiator pit just weapons you just open the door and you're in a field and there's also
50 other motherfuckers just other jacked motherfuckers out of their skull such a good idea you somehow
have to be the last man standing you're just like uh okay unlike the olympics where 44%
of olympians admit to using banned substances while only one percent get caught so they said
fuck it.
And so AIDS with 1%.
If the real Olympians,
and I say real,
I don't mean it as disrespect,
but the real Olympians are doping.
Yeah.
So let's just run with it.
Let's let them all dope.
Does it say when it is?
It's got to be at least a couple years in the making.
Well, this has to be like,
this has to be like borderline though,
because steroids are obviously really bad for you long term
if you don't use them correctly, right?
Like they can fuck your shit up.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I don't, are they illegal?
Yeah.
You can't just...
I think they're illegal, real.
Yeah, I don't think you can just go buy steroids.
There's no way they could be illegal and then put on an event like this, right?
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Everyone's allowed to take heroin.
It might be illegal. It's the heroin ball.
It might be legal where it's gone.
Provide more details. April 17th. Okay, promote Paris during the summer Olympics.
Okay.
They're calling it the enhanced games.
Oh, yeah, dude. We're flying too close, man.
Oh, here we go.
We're flying too close to the sun, the enhanced games?
He loves that.
Next, they're going to start putting robotics into people and shit.
Wanting a robot?
What was the Alita?
Alita, the last fucking, you seen that movie?
What?
Alita?
Oh, yeah, the Battle Angel?
I have seen that.
Chip, Will?
What?
Oh, the neuralink?
No, I think he did put it into somebody's brain, right?
Somebody did it already?
Yeah, what's going on with that?
Wait, I'm not done with that.
You're doing?
I'm not done with that.
You're telling everyone how he's feeling?
I haven't said.
Oh, is he alive?
Yeah, is he awake?
I think we're thinking about this the wrong way, though.
The dope?
See, when I hear steroids, I think of just massive dudes.
Okay.
Like, just massive fucking, like.
Hell is more.
Like, John Cena dudes, right?
Like, level of massiveness.
Yeah.
I feel like this, though, I mean, they're not going to be, like, massive.
They're just going to be...
No, like, track and field.
You can take stuff that just you have so much endurance, like, you literally,
don't run out of energy.
So they're just running like 600 miles.
They get to their pit stop and they just pull their pants down.
Somebody injects them in the ass and smacks them on the ass real quick.
They just fucking like a train just right back at it again.
Guaranteed to blow up, bro.
It'll be so good.
I'm so intrigued.
No way this ends well.
There's no way.
Well, someone's going to, I mean, God forbid,
but someone could have like a heart attack or something dirty.
Because if there's no limit, like steroids, they're going to be like.
steroids they're gonna be like
don't find me to fucking Pablo
no lie
dude people are going to be
overdoing it so hard
to try to win especially if it's
allowed this is not going to end well
there's just no way it sounds well there's no way
there's a second annual enhanced games
it's a one and done it's a one and done
there's just no way
900 athletes have expressed interest
in participating in the enhanced games
I'm right they have
any interest will
God damn right
They did, yeah
Someone's been waiting for this shit
Fuck yeah
Wow
All right
The enhanced games
Coming coming
Coming soon
That is
That is something
That is something that I did not think
I would see today
I cannot lie to you
Next up
Next up we got to talk
About the bowl
It's coming up
And last night
Tell me how last night
We're in the group chat
All of our optic
I didn't get to really reads
But yeah
Break this down to me
All of our optic chat
Right
So page text
She's like
What are we doing for the bowl
Zinni's like
I'm thinking Seth's house
okay so I haven't said anything
like Zinni said I mentioned it at dinner
which I don't remember but he does
so I said okay
I don't remember this
but that's fine
so the next thing Paige brings up is like
okay well we need food because obviously Super Bowl party
two most important things
food alcohol
right like you just need them
it's a Super Bowl party
so Zini
gets mad that I'm
that page is like everyone should chip in
let's get a taco bar.
So he offered my house up and then got pissed that he was going to have to pay like $20 for the taco bar.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
But we've got the Niners.
We've got the Chiefs.
It's the last football game for seven months.
And I'm not going to lie.
I'm pretty sad about it.
Who's a favorite?
I don't even know who the favorite is.
I would say if I was going off just my opinion, I would say the Niners are probably favored.
Yeah.
Can you pull up the favorite?
favorite of this?
Kansas City beat who less?
The Bills?
Buffalo?
I think I watched a little bit of that game.
They beat the Ravens?
Yeah, no, they beat the Ravens.
Oh, the Ravens?
They beat the Bills, then the Ravens.
Oh, okay.
Wait, who did they play first, though?
The Chiefs, because they didn't have a buy.
They played...
Who did they beat first?
The Texans?
No, it wasn't the Texans.
Cowboys.
No, they're in the NFC.
Who the fuck did the Chiefs beat in their first round?
I don't know, but...
The Niners are favorites to defeat them.
the Chiefs. What's the spread?
Because the Niners are like
the most stacked,
probably the most stacked in terms of like
talent positions in the league.
Like receivers, running back. What's the running back?
What's the running back? That guy's fucking beast.
Guys, an absolute tank. What the fuck's going on there?
I got so good. Dude, I saw a picture of him.
It was so sick when he was a kid.
Because you know his dad is Ed McAfrey,
who used to be the wide receiver for
the Broncos. And it was like literally
Ed McCaffer, or no, I think it was Shannon Sharp.
Or some, yeah, I think it was Shannon Sharp
was like holding Christian McCaffrey as a kid
because Shannon Sharp and Ed McCaffrey were teammates
with the Broncos.
That's crazy.
They're just like destined for greaters.
They really are.
Ah, they beat the Dolphins.
How the fuck did I not remember that?
They beat the dolphins.
They beat, wait.
Dolphins, Bills, and then the Ravens.
That's the Bills won 20 to 17, no?
Or is that regular season?
That's regular season.
Okay.
And then they played the divisional
27 to 24.
I can't believe the Chiefs beat the Ravens, first off.
I thought it was going to be a lock 49ers
versus the Ravens.
It's all rigged.
Yeah, that's the talk of the town.
I need T. Swift to go to the ball.
Do we think it's rigged?
I think you're going to let her sit down for that.
You got to go to the ball.
Then they win and then she gets proposed to.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I was with you. Imagine the ratings.
No, that's not even that.
That's not too far off.
That's not far off.
That's not too far off.
I could dead ass see that happening.
Like I can actually see that shit happening.
I can see it now and I'm picturing it.
I mean, if you're Travis Kelsey.
She's just one big bang after one.
Isn't fucking...
Like how many more viewers is Tiswis with bringing to a Super Bowl?
Wait, isn't Patrick Mo?
Or no, Patrick Moe's a time of the baby.
She literally has created like economies for cities.
She's fucking massive.
You think they're going to let her not go to the Super Bowl?
She has created economy,
economic prosperity for certain.
cities that she went on in her tour.
You think that she's not?
That's insane.
Dude, her fucking, her like,
minions?
Dude.
There's going to be a lot.
I bet there might be a huge spike in Super Bowl,
like by 10, 20% maybe.
Oh, the ratings are going to go nuts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can be the most viewed Super Bowl ever?
Yeah.
I think so.
Yep.
I think so.
What is the most view Super Bowl so far?
What do I look like?
I don't know, an almanac.
Oh, fucking.
Yeah, I think it's going to be the most viewed.
It's Mahomes.
I don't know.
If the Chiefs win, I might actually be a little skeptical.
I might be skeptical.
Huh?
Skeptical of what?
The rigging?
Yeah, I don't know.
It wouldn't sit right with me.
I think Mahomes is an absolute tank.
But in terms of like the teams, I mean, any given day, but it's not like the chiefs are bad either.
I was going to say, they're pretty good.
Yeah, they're solid.
They've been in the last like four out of five Super Bowls, three out of fours?
something? They're solid.
They're really good.
But I don't know.
I thought the Ravens and the Niners were also like,
are also super solid at pretty much every position.
I didn't know the Ravens were good.
They were insane.
They were really good.
Is it still Lamar Jackson?
Yeah, they played the Niners in the regular season and smoked them.
Oh, shit.
And like nobody was doing that.
So, yeah, we'll see.
My prediction, I'm going Niners.
I think the Niners are going to win.
Me too.
Wouldn't surprise me if the Chiefs.
Chiefs do end up winning, but I think the Niners are going to win.
I'm going to be rooting for the Chiefs.
I want to see the fairy tale.
Let's just see it.
The proposal at the end.
Isn't that one of Taylor Swift songs, fairy tale?
Sounds like something.
Oh my God, yeah, it is.
It's just hit.
It's a banger too.
They win.
That shit starts playing.
Oh, my God.
He hits a knee.
Wow.
T. Swift fan, go crazy.
It'd be a movie.
It'd be an actual movie.
And the internet goes wild.
It'd be a movie.
Wait, who's the half time this year?
Usher?
That's a weird one.
I won't want.
He's got a lot of good songs, but that is a weird one.
That's like, because he's like, I feel like he's like our generation.
He's a little older, yeah.
When we were growing up, Usher was like huge.
They might as well just have Taylor Swift plan.
Yeah, right?
And they never pay the people that play the Super Bowl.
So I, well, what do you think?
Taylor Swift's probably going to like make an appearance during the.
What do you mean they're getting her viewers?
Like they don't pay the people that perform at the Super Bowl.
Do the people paid?
Wait, really?
I don't think so.
Do they just want the exposure and some of the views?
Yeah, that's a lot of exposed.
Can you pull up how many viewers
were on the Super Bowl
like year by year?
I mean, it's like over a hundred million.
Yeah, about 100 million.
Oh, really?
150.
It's like, it's a fucked time.
I mean, the only thing that's viewed more
than it is probably like the World Cup.
Though I should storm the field
with a big, rich and lonely sign.
You should.
Yeah.
Bingo.
As the drop is going live.
Should go throw it over Usher.
Orson.
Tackle him.
Tackle him.
Tangle security guard.
Point at Taylor in the suite.
Run over to Travis Kelsey, try to tackle him.
$1.15?
Wait, what is this?
I can't even...
All platforms?
Oh, is it a year in the left?
What's that, 126?
Oh, that was Patriots and...
New England, Atlanta?
That makes so much sense.
But $115 million, like, yeah, you're doing that for free.
I'm doing that for...
I might pay them.
I might pay them and say, let me do it.
Dude, look at all the New England's just in the Super Bowl.
Just like as you go down, holy shit.
But who do you guys got?
For this year?
Yeah, I'm going to be in-nors.
49ers?
Chiefs?
Niners?
Niners?
Niners?
Nineers?
Nineers?
Nineers?
Three-niners?
I'm not talking Drake.
Jesus.
All right.
How bringing them up?
Huh?
Don't bring them up today.
Still thinking about it.
Now I'm just, now I'm back there.
Now I'm reliving it again.
Yeah, well, I heard nine earn.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Is this you?
Yeah, this is the Super Bowl commercial.
You're in a Super Bowl?
Oh, that's sick.
And I just want to say, first off, I fucking love both of the people in this, in the commercial with me.
Aubrey Plaza and Nick Offerman.
Is that, wait, Nick Offerman.
You're talking about, what is this?
Parks and Rec.
Yeah.
The guy that's like always stone face.
He's like, Nick Offerman.
Yeah.
The big ass stash.
That's incredible.
So they made me shave my stash because he had a stash.
They didn't want, like, hell of stashes.
Too many stashes?
Too many stashes?
They said, the director said too many stashes.
One of you just got a shave and I mean obviously I'm losing that one.
Yeah.
So I was like, all right.
That's incredible.
Wait, run it.
Yeah, run the shit.
It's me. America's sweetheart.
And I just love having a blast.
The Mountain Dew Baja blast.
Kids party.
Having a blast.
Stuck in an elevator.
Having a blast.
Winning.
Losing.
Having a.
There he was.
Did you even see me?
Wait, were you the streamer at the top of all?
Wait, was it you in the middle too or on the top right?
No, the top right.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that goes.
That goes flash.
Can we get a freeze frame?
Yeah, we, it's quick.
It's, I mean, it's quick.
You gotta really pay attention.
Yeah.
Bang, there we go.
Come on, no.
Wait, those real accounts?
No.
Hell no.
Wait, that's sick.
You think they're gonna have like Tiff and
all my mods?
Oh, yeah.
That's sick.
That is dope.
But yeah, it's quick, though.
It's quick.
You gotta really be locked in.
It's okay. People are going to still tweet the picture of you.
You're still on a Super Bowl ad.
Yeah, no, I'm not. It's definitely dope.
So how long did that take to...
For my part?
Yeah.
For that little fucking half a second, it took like an hour and a half, two hours.
But with camera set up, probably like four hours.
That's crazy.
You just had to keep saying that over and over?
I had to do like a bunch of different takes.
Wait, so you did it like remotely?
Or did they come to your...
Yeah, it's my house.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so I did it like...
I probably did like...
200 different takes.
Yeah.
And they used the one with the optic gaming.
We were worried about that because we were doing ones without opting gaming
and ones with optic gaming and they used the one without the gaming.
That's good.
Wow.
Get a double.
Get scump.
There it is.
Is that who her name's,
what is it, Audrey?
Aubrey.
Aubrey.
Is it Aubrey or Audrey?
I recognize her for something.
I can't remember what she.
It's Aubrey, right?
Aubrey.
She played in something.
I could have wore scump merch.
What is she in?
You look that up.
It's like bothering.
I'm a look at it.
Build the brand, build yourself.
You know what I'm saying.
I don't know.
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Next up, we've got Joe Rogan signed a $250 million deal with Spotify that will let him post on X and Twitter.
Didn't he just sign the 100 mil?
That's on top of the 100?
No, I think he signed more than 100, right?
I thought it was $100 million deal, like a couple years ago when he first went off YouTube.
Fucking Christ.
Dude, when is our podcast going to take off like that?
Yeah, come get us, Spotify, come get us X.
Spotify is paying him $250 million so that he'll post on other websites.
So does he do?
I'm confused.
That's an incredible deal.
Yeah, that's great.
I've never seen anything like it.
Oh, you can post his podcast on Twitter and other sites.
And get paid to $200.
$50 million. Wow. Wow. And get the X monetization check. Is that all Joe Rogan does? Does he like, does he do a podcast today?
Straight podcast. I don't know if it's a day, but I do watch them.
Dude, same. I love like the little cuts. They do like a little take five minute little clips out of like his hour long podcast or whatever. I just watch those over.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I wonder, I wonder if he does like a week. Like I wonder if he just has like a day where he'll just do like five.
Like he'll just do like five, two hour ones.
I don't know.
That seems like so much, dude.
He's doing like two and a half, three, four hour fucking podcasts.
Is that how long they go?
Sometimes, yeah.
He probably does one to two a day.
I mean, that's a shit ton of podcasting.
I can't lie.
That's all he's doing.
But he also has like, I mean, the pick.
He can pick whoever he wants and people are going to come on.
He's picking.
He's got lined up for like months.
Would you go to a live podcast to watch it?
Like, if he did a live show?
No, that's two.
That's too.
If the Ovon was on it, I would probably do it.
I'd do it.
The Ovon's a little.
If it was so fun.
Who was on it?
Theo Vaughan.
Oh.
I think it's funny ass
guys because he's like in the comedian world,
you know what I mean?
So half his guests are comedians.
So they're just like hilarious podcasts.
See the one where he was,
he was on the Joe Rogan podcast
and he told him Joe Rogan was showing him in his cold plunge or whatever.
And he was like,
you look like one of them wrapped up turkeys with the lungs on him
because like his abs were all fucking.
He's so good.
Or he was talking to Drewski.
And like,
he's so,
Theo Vaughan is so funny that like his jokes go over.
too fast for comedians.
I forget what Drewski said.
He was talking about meeting Michael Jackson or something.
And he was like, yeah, you know, I wish I would have seen him.
And Theo Vaughn asked him.
He was like, did you ever meet Michael Jackson?
And he was like, no, man, I must have been what, like eight, nine years old at Theo Vaughn, like immediately says, well, that would have been the time to meet him.
That's a sick one.
It's a sick one.
It's a sick one.
But that guy, he can say whatever he wants.
Oh, he's so funny.
It's always crazy to me
When people transcend
The cancel culture
He can just say whatever the fuck
People just love it
It's all in the delivery
Mm-hmm
It's the delivery
There's like no hate in his voice
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah
Yeah shouts out
Shouts out Joe Rogan man
I mean he's been
He's been grinding his podcast for
Yeah
I don't know how he does it
Because
I just feel like it's a lot
Like I mean it says right there
Well I know
But like picture like
He's got to like
If he has a physical
coming in. Like, you think Joe Rogan's, like, that well-versed? He probably has to, like, prep to be able to, like, know what the fuck he's talking about, at least to make it.
Kind of just, like, ask some questions the whole time. He'll just, like, let a, like, someone like that, like a physicist or someone who's obviously in some, like, crazy line of work. He'll just let them talk most of it. And then who's asking questions or pithing. But, like, you got to know what questions is to ask.
Kind of. You got to do a little bit. Like, I can't, what am I going to, I, I'm thinking of, like, what I would ask? He's just really good at keeping the conversation going. Like, there's not really any dead time. Like, like, you know what I mean?
but also tomorrow we have
this should be, I don't know why this isn't on topic list
but tomorrow we have resurgence ranked
dropping season number two
So today, huh?
Are you gonna play that?
I really want to
Because do you want to play it with me?
Because these guys are so,
these guys only want to play like ranked
Like fucking.
You guys still love ranked like that?
Even with the cheaters and try to love it?
I mean, I try to love it yet.
Yeah, probably probably like
Not yesterday.
We were definitely running into Wallers yesterday.
We're running into cheaters every day.
We didn't have a blatant one yesterday at all.
Any cheese working now?
No, we're running into cheaters every day.
We're running into cheaters probably one out of every five games.
Like there's probably at least...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like they're scared, though, to do it on his shoe.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, too.
Like, they'll be like, yeah, or they'll leave before the game starts,
or they'll just want to rank all the way back up.
Some of them do, though.
Some of them try it.
Yeah, no.
People like, I don't know.
Like, we're definitely playing cheaters.
But this is what scares me for resurgence is because now it's on a free to play game.
So, because obviously, obviously under three ranked, you got to pay to actually have multiplayer and have ranked.
Yeah.
This shit completely free.
But like, if you get high enough, though, and if it works properly, you're not going to run to that many cheaters.
I swear in warsom, we weren't running to that.
many cheaters. You know what I mean? Like there's not that many cheers on war zone. Like,
well, that we were like running into like day to day. How many? Not like war zone one much like every other
fucking hundred nine. It's by spin boning on the ground. You know what I mean? Well, the thing with
war zone ranked is that there's, the lobby's so big that you're not going to have like, if you're
in the top 250, you're not going to have like a bunch of iridescent teams and crimson teams.
Like it puts a lot of different ranks. Yeah. You're not just running into like,
Because just think about it.
There's a hundred, you need 100 people.
A resurgence lobby, was it?
Like, 60 people?
Like, the matchmaking can't.
That's true.
Or it would be waiting for like an hour.
It'd be like apex wait time or some trip.
Which honestly, I wouldn't mind.
Well, how much SR would you get for a win?
Yeah, that's one I want to see.
Oh, teams remaining, okay.
How SR in war zone rank?
Teams remaining, okay.
Okay, so you get placement SR.
The thing I'm curious about,
I think you lose SR when you die in resurgence,
which kind of doesn't make sense to me.
because the whole point of resurgence is
to be able to die.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, that's the whole point.
First kill or assist, 10 kills plus assist, 100 SR.
So if you win and you drop 10 plus, you get 250.
Wait, what?
This looks like you can get like a faint amount of points.
Yeah, like if you just have a nasty squad,
you can low-key just rank up fast.
Well, there's, warzone kids.
I'm just going to like all grind together
and just get $1.50 right away.
Well, no, there's a price.
Like when you get to top 250,
you're paying like 150 SR
to get in the game.
So if you don't win the game,
you're basically like,
like if you don't get top three,
you're like losing.
Like apex.
Yeah.
That's how apex works?
Yeah,
you like buy in.
You start with like negative
in the top right.
But I'm really excited for this.
I don't know.
I feel about that.
Again, like you just want to play MP ranked.
Zinni only wants to play MP ranked.
Fucking Natechot said he was down to play this.
I love Nade.
Yeah, Nate says he's down.
Because like...
I guess his means any of you.
Yeah, I might be down. I don't know.
I don't know. We'll see how much you're getting stream slides.
The games with you are insane sometimes.
Dude.
They're insane.
People like...
And people try to downplay and I'm sitting here like, dude, there's no fucking way you guys think this is real.
Games are insane.
There's 30 people low town.
We go low town, bro.
It's insane low town, bro.
There are 30 people and that's not where it ends.
There's teams that land outside and then they come to low town to try to kill you with their low town.
On the hill?
Siperland?
It's fucking hell.
I was getting mad at Nick because I was like, dude, you have to hide.
Like, are you not getting pissed?
Like, just dying?
Like, are you not getting angry?
So we'll see.
I don't think streamside is going to be that bad.
Well, just because I hide my screen.
We'll say.
But it's also resurgence.
So.
Makes it a little better.
Yeah.
So there's 50, what does it say?
51 players per match player count, 51.
17 teams
Yeah match player count
51
Fortune's Keep which I'm excited for
Prios
I think this is gonna be fun as fuck
I think it'll be fun
Oh it's trios
But I just so my SR on COD gets reset tomorrow
And I gotta get back to Eurdescent
What?
Why?
The new season's
No no actually I heard
I heard the other
I heard that
Ranks don't
Your rank doesn't reset
But your like level does
So like your you're like emblem
like whether it be the dragon or where the fuck it is,
that resets back to zero,
but your actual rank doesn't.
At least that's what I heard.
That's what I heard today.
And I was just in like a Twitch chat,
and that's what people are saying.
So I don't know.
There will also be a death fee where players is a service.
However, you cannot lose more SR than you put in for the deployment fee.
You cannot.
It just means you're buying in.
You can lose 100 if you're buying in.
You can lose 100.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there will be a death fee where players lose SR
each time they die in resurgence while
there is respawning in the mode you'll be penalized for dying often however you cannot lose more
SR than you put in okay so yeah you can see where where are the deployment fees is that does it
show it i'm sure it's the same as like what war zone was last year there's no way they fuck that
that much uh but i think it's gonna be dope and it sounds like you're down to play it i just started
halo i can't just start grinding war zone resurgence rank you don't have to grind it but just
play like tomorrow just tomorrow just to try it
Okay.
I just want to try it because I might not like it.
I think that I'm going to like it based off like what it is,
but I might not like it.
Actually, on Scrimson tomorrow, we could try it.
Dead ass?
Oh, shit.
I just got fucking hi-ya-ya-ya.
You're going to be on multiplayer?
You're going to be on multiplayer?
Ranked, yeah.
I mean, I mean, if my shit doesn't reset and I'm still at your desk and I'll play
Warzone Rank.
See, like, I have fun.
I have fun playing multiplayer ranked until, like, the five hours.
remark and then I'm like okay.
Golly time.
Yeah, then I just then I just like
my brain turns off.
He starts looking at me as I'm spawning up like
bro I'm spawning here.
You're not spawn trapping anyone.
I'm just trying to get any dope
like just cracking jokes.
He like turns around fast and then I'll be like
oh shit says tweaking.
The other day I actually was tweaking and
you said it and I was like oh shit I'm tweaking
I forget what it was but I was actually tweaking.
I was like looking for someone to the back.
Oh it was on this.
And I spawned up, I'm like, Seth was bugging.
Yeah, no, I was on invasion.
That guy was our back blue.
And I was like, where the fuck is this guy, bro?
And I was like, I would literally hunt him for like, a minute-house.
And you were like, Seth Sweening.
And I still didn't find him.
He kept killing us.
But I'm hype.
I think, I think we've never.
Depends how many cheaters there are.
Is it obvious when people are?
Like, they'll just blatantly.
Is their aim while you or they kind of try to hide it?
The obvious ones, yeah.
The obvious ones, like, you can tell they're like soft aim.
and it's like, dude, nobody's shooting this fucking straight.
Yeah.
Like, they're soft aiming, like, all their bullets are hitting, like, here or your head.
Yeah.
Or they're just fucking aim-botting, which that's the next tier-up.
I would rather them aim-bop me. Yeah.
Then walled me, and I don't know if they had, like, sound EQ and, like, all this other shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think we're playing cheaters.
We're playing a waller probably all.
You're playing a walling stream sniper probably every single game.
I'd be so fucking paranoid.
Every single game.
Not every game.
They're not that good.
Every time I'm not.
Every game, there's a stream-snipeing waller in your range.
Not every game, but some of them, for sure.
So you never really know.
Like, when you die, it's always in the back of your head.
No, like, what is that cartoon?
You kind of know, like, because, I mean, we've played a good amount of ranked at this point.
We've played, we've played a decent amount of, like, multiplayer.
We played hard points, searches at the start of the year.
So we, like, know when something's like, why the fuck are you looking at that?
Yeah.
It's like, why are you checking that right now?
Right.
So it's like you kind of just have to go off your intuition.
Yeah, makes sense.
But it's not horrible, but the cheating hasn't been horrible.
No, it hasn't been too bad, but it's bad.
Yeah, it hasn't been horrible, but there's definitely people that are cheating.
But I'm excited because this is the first time resurgence ranked has ever dropped, I'm pretty sure.
They did like Warzone ranked last year and the year before that, I think?
Or was last year the first year?
I can't remember, but I don't think they've ever done resurgence.
So we'll see how it goes.
And that's their next fucking tier.
They always do it.
They release things one of the times.
So it keeps pulling you back in.
Till October, November rolls around.
$70 again.
Nah, till, I would say till like, May.
May is like when everything's probably, like, out.
March, April, May.
Like, everything for Cod is, like, out at that point.
They might add a couple maps.
A couple skins that are cool.
But then, like, after the CDL ends, it feels like Cod just, like, ends.
At least for me.
Yeah, same.
Once CDL's done, it's like, okay.
Maybe, like, one week of rain.
People were playing ranked after that shit ended.
I was like, these guys are nuts.
Yeah.
Love the shit.
I'm excited, man.
I think it has to tension.
They love it.
And I'm not sure what the fuck else to talk about.
And it?
Toby Keith died.
Yeah, I saw that today.
RIP Toby, man.
RIP TOB, man.
The country singer, right?
Yeah.
The Red Cup.
The Red Cubs.
I didn't even know he was sick.
He had a Red Solo Cup.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
He died this one.
I actually saw him live at Stagecoach.
Really?
Yeah.
Weirdly enough.
Love Toby Keith.
Oh, wow. Yeah, I know who this guy is.
He had stomach cancer.
Damn.
RIP a legend.
That's insane.
He was only 601, 62?
62, yeah.
RIP, Toby.
Man, dude.
It's...
Let's just, I say, we just chat it up.
What fuck?
So what's going on?
Fuck.
I got planned after this fucking podcast.
We'll go feed my baby or a bottle?
Simulac.
Himalak?
Yeah.
How is the baby good?
Great. Yeah, actually, she, uh, she started crawling and babbling yesterday, which are two, like, major milestones.
You know, they'll, like, make sounds like, eh, but they need to, like, make sounds, like, bah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And she did both of them yesterday. We were starting to get worried that, like, because after like nine or ten months, if they're not babbling, they might be autistic.
And you're like, oh, shit. So we were starting to panic a little bit, but she, but she started. So, yeah, it's dope.
So it was a big day. So you were like, yes. Yesterday it was a big day.
Yes.
we got it
yeah that's amazing
how is it like just day to day
is it as crazy as it's incredible
dude it's so good
well I like I hesitate to say it's too incredible
because it depends on like your situation
like you would love it because is she stay at home
yeah yeah she stay at home like she can take care of the kid
Alex is stay at home so like
if you're in the right circumstances
it's great you know if you don't have to
you know if you don't have two parents like commuting to work
every day and you don't see your baby but
yeah for our our situation it's it's fantastic it's like all the time is it all the time baby time or is
it like for her it is yeah for me no i mean i do my work throughout today and then once those markets
open yeah i'm locked on the market opens you got to be there like i'm checking right now are you
yeah yeah but that's amazing yeah but yeah it's it's good it's uh it's fun there's some scary
like she had covid you know we had to go no god got not having a baby had COVID huh the baby
The baby, yeah, that was her first sickness was COVID.
Oh, goodness.
Yeah.
When was that?
Last week, two weeks ago, something like that.
Oh, boy.
She didn't have it that bad, though.
She was good.
Yeah.
But it's, it's all good.
What do you mean?
Not that bad.
It's a baby with COVID.
Isn't that like the same?
No, she was good.
I feel like babies' immune systems are probably better than ours.
Yeah.
Alex had it way worse.
Is that true?
I mean, they, they don't think they get it.
They're just born.
Yeah, they're fresh.
Yeah.
Right.
That shit should be.
I would feel like they're vulnerable.
Yeah, if it's like, if they're
under six months, then that's kind of sketch,
but she's like developed as a baby.
Like, not like speaking, but like as far as a baby, she's developed.
Yeah, she's not like, you don't have to worry about her,
just like dying in her sleep or something.
Holy shit.
But at first, dude, that is morbid.
That's real.
Dude, just checking for the first six months?
SIDS is like, yeah, it's no joke.
Holy shit.
Yeah, that probably be scary to like have your, like,
it's scary at first and then you have heard of the train of sleep.
Yeah.
You slept a little too well.
You're like, why haven't I woken up?
like, damn, I ain't wake up in five hours.
Yeah, you got to have the camera with the app on at all time when they're sleeping and then like,
what did they do back in the day?
Like way before technology.
Go in there with your band turn.
They died more.
Put it up to the baby's face and just hope it's alive.
Yeah, it's been, it's been weird for me just being home alone.
I mean, it's weird when you have like is around and she's always helping, you know,
she helps me with food, helps me with shit around the house if it needs fixed.
But now that I'm home alone, it's like, if I want to do something, I have to like do it.
And it's like when I'm streaming, it's just, it's so different.
Because like I have to actually get off stream for like three, four minutes, go downstairs, let the dogs out, wait for them to be done to let them back in, to go back up.
So it's like I have to actually like leave my stream, which I usually never have to do.
So, yeah, shouts out is.
I know the stream is a lot different than a baby.
Not even comparable
It's not even remotely comparable
But yeah it's weird man
You'll like it
You'll like it if y'all plan I don't know if y'all plan on having kids
Mark's already there
But why do you keep saying
You can't just
March there
That was the biggest deflect of I ever seen
He threw it over to you
No I'm not there but Seth is
That's why he was telling you
He can't tell
Is his pregnant guys
Is his pregnant guys?
Tommy don't want to tell you.
Wait, have we not talked about the fucking Aiden Ross scamage yet?
No, we did not.
Oh my God.
Yeah, this was insane.
Is that Playboy Cardi?
Yeah, that's Playboy Cardi.
Okay.
So I don't know.
I'm a little bit like just...
You offered him $2 million and a Ferrari to come on the street.
And like the original, it was really only supposed to be 10 minutes.
I have no idea.
What?
No.
I think it was.
I mean, I've seen a lot of TikTok's conspiracies.
Nah, these guys...
I heard this motherfucker doesn't even have any interviews out,
and that's why it was going to be so big.
Playback Cardi doesn't do any interviews.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's why this is going to be so big,
because he was going to actually be on a stream.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it has to be like.
Yeah, because he said he stayed for half of it.
I think he was only supposed to be there for like 12 minutes.
So he stayed for six minutes.
I did see Aidan Ross, like, I saw a tweet this morning,
saying like they're going to do a part two.
Yeah.
And they're just going to do it again.
Yeah, that's where...
That's where it seems like, I don't know.
Like an act or something.
Now it's like super hyped up
and now he's gonna get 700K viewers.
And now it's just like weird.
It'd be hella smart.
I can't even lie.
No,
they're they're so good at like
at creating those viral moments.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Like is that two mill real?
Like it's like is it?
I don't know.
We'll never know.
We'll never know.
We'll never know.
That's the crazy.
That's the annoying part.
You'll just never get the answer.
And if you,
if he's in front of you and you ask
him and he tells you, yeah, it was real.
You're like, it wasn't fucking real.
You're like, wait, what?
Yeah, like, so it's like...
Is you saying with a mask on staring at you?
You're just like, fuck, I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, they probably are that smart.
Now to think about it, they got a whole team of people over there.
Like, just literally formulating all day, how can we get hype on the stream?
And then, and I think Aiden was saying that, uh, there was a $30 million
kick deal for Cardi after the stream.
But like, the thing for me is, like, he doesn't even do interviews and stuff.
I don't know.
He turned into a streamer.
He ain't streaming.
It's definitely good though.
I was watching it.
I was glued to my screen.
I was like, this is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Like, this guy just came on and went,
2024, new music.
I was like, bro, what's going on?
Look at the mask.
Yeah, if they're going to do a part two,
then that probably makes sense.
That was probably fake.
Were you guys watching it live?
I didn't see it live.
I just saw clips the next time.
Yeah, I saw clips.
It was at like 2.30 a.m.
And I was like,
viewers were in there?
Like 400 when I was watching, but I was like,
because there was like an hour and he was like, he's coming on soon, he's coming on soon,
he's supposed to be coming on any second now.
And like that went on for like an hour.
And Aiden was like just stalling, I guess, or because-
Building the viewers type of stalling.
But then he came on and it was just weird.
I don't know.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Either way.
That's insane.
Just everything involved in here is insane.
$2 million, playboy card, he's six, man.
Like, there's just so much shit that's just insane about this.
It's insane.
I mean, shouts out to, shouts out to Aden, man.
That shit is...
You know, it's how to fucking gross of viewers, bro.
I mean, then right before that was the 21 Savage shit with the cards.
He's just all over TikTok.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
These clips are everywhere, dude.
You got it going up for sure.
I tip it.
All right.
Well, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
We were just told this was an hour long, and that blows my fucking mind.
but thanks for watching.
We'll see you guys in the next podcast.
Peace.
