OpTic Podcast - REASON CHAMPS IS IN DANGER (NOT LOOKING GOOD) | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 37

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

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A killer's the one that told me about Envoy. He's like, what? That bull's on optic. He used to cheat. He's like, I'm crying. He's like, what? These fools are getting busts. He used to cheat.

You know, small sauce told out there. He was like, wait. He's on optic? Yeah. He's like, what? He's like, just dragging the city. Just mind blowing. He was just disgusted as that.

He should have cheated. You know what I'm saying? You're thinking about that shit? He used to cheat. Episode 37 of the opposition. podcast and also episode one of the COVID free podcast. Oh yeah. We're good.

Strictly a Phil main right here. Like, yo, we need one. Like Dills out, Seth's out. Like, Brandon, you're out. I'm like, bad. I'll fail. I'm here. I'm the third string.

I'm not even second string. Like, yo, shit, Seth and they're out. So like, so I guess we'll take Brandon. I mean, might as well. Are you guys? Yeah, you guys have to be honest since like, they, There's no way Dylan or Seth will ever get one to this. Like, has their performance and scrims gone down on the VIN?

Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. It's controlling. I mean, I don't blame them either. They can't talk to people. Yeah, they sound like, well, they've been better recently.

They've been getting better every day. Yeah. Yeah, you can tell. Oh, but I was talking about, like, in real life, like, their girlfriends have to stay away from them and stuff. That's what I meant. Yeah. For Seth, it's easy. He's in like a mansion. That's true.

For Dill, it's a little harder. He's in one-bedroom apartment. I'm pretty sure he's got COVID. He's in his own. He's in his own. It's for sure an emerald. We can set talk to buzz and stuff? That's got a second house. That is his thing.

He's got a guest house. He's in his other house. He's quarantining in his guest house. It stands in the trenches. It stands in the trenches. She's just shivering. She's gaming on like the TV in the living room. Like the horrible delay.

Play on Wi-Fi. That is so funny. Just wearing like two masks in gaming. Just losing your shit. Oh shit. Oh man. Test reaction to probably like when they told them like you're positive. It was probably hilarious.

I don't know all of them. I'm so funny, though. Yeah. I don't mean to laugh, but like, I know. It was so funny. He probably like, what? He said he knew he had it. You knew he had it?

Like, and me and him were taking, we were like, me and him went and his thing was like right after us, we see him pull up to the parking lot. But like at that point, he already knew that he had it, right? Like he knew that he had it. And we didn't see him walking up to the door. He was another one in the parking lot. And he looks so funny. He's like waddling to the door. Like, he looked like he had it.

look like he had it. He looked like he had it. He was like, man, I know this shit's about to be positive. That was good. Comedy, bro. You have the walk of shame for sure. The fact that he got it,

it should, it's not funny. It's not funny. It's kind of scary how facts that bounced around from everyone. That's what's creepy. I don't know who, boom, boom, boom,

a bunch of pros. Wait, does anybody, has anybody else? Has anybody else come forward and say they have it besides those two? Yeah, I don't know if I think I share that out,

but yeah, a lot of pros of it. A lot of pros. A lot. Not a lot. That's like, probably like eight. Yeah. Not to say like,

well, not to say like, oh, now is the best time. But when they did get it was probably. It's better than having it. Getting it three days from now. Exactly.

Or three days after when they did get it. Yeah. So you know what I'm saying? That shit's chimps around the corner. Because like we, I mean, apparently everything's still on for champs, which I'm surprised everything's still on.

But I think in the next like two days we'll know more. Wait. Yeah. A pinball machine. No. Yeah. Literally. It's like, can you smell?

No? Can you smell? So it's like that's it. That works. The fact, like, Seth might be the most paranoid person I've ever met in my entire life. It's just. It is surprising, yeah. Works out.

Like, that's, you would think Seth would be the last. Yeah. You take all precautions. Yeah, the way that everyone was in the podcast before, they were like, the fans cannot come up. Yeah. Seth was like, I'm not talking to anybody. It turns out to go back and put the music like, I'm not too much.

Fuck that. I can't talk to any of you guys. It's so annoying. Just the cloud music is. It's so annoyed for Seth. That's really fucked up. But also very funny. Feel better, man.

But they are feeling better. They're getting better throughout scrimbs and stuff. The first couple of days, they sounded rough. I was like, yo, like, are we gonna make it? Dill was like handling it a little bit and Seth. Is they bring a milkshake?

Can I have that? I'm not eating a melted milkshake later? That's good. Yeah, good call. That's a good call. Oh, see how I thought I would put it in the fridge. Oh, that's actually a good play,

but I'd like it now. So, Hex is, looking at the topics for today, Hex is selling his art for the first. You know if Hex was here, he'd crumple up paper and throw it away. So, yeah, good luck. Good luck on your art selling,

Hex. Yeah. But he looks like he's having fun with that. Creators moving away from Warzone. Damn, that's kind of tragic. Yeah, that's really bad time. That's a big out. That's a big O.

That's really bad timing for you guys. Look so god out Chick-fil-A, let us know. I just got completely distracted on the topic. All my attention is on the milkshake now. Chick-fil-A, let us know. You didn't order me one? We didn't even think of that. I'm Catholic.

You can cut that. I think creators moving away from Warzone is a pretty bad timing for all the CDL pros that we're all expecting to go to war zone after champs. Yeah. But now you guys are all going to play Valorant? I mean,

it looks like... I'm still gonna play war zone, but it's just like just sucks though. Like, it's just a big L for the scene. Like Nick Merck's, for example. Yeah. I saw him say that he's gonna switch. This guy averages like, what, 70K?

That's a big hell. His little group just like just pulls viewers. They all switched. That's like 100K with like all their group combined. No, that's like four huge people just leaving. Him and Tim and like. Tim, Cloak, Jack

they all left They all left It hurts all That sucks Yeah so now the top war zone You know The top war zone streamers are You know

Back to it's like Mutex Mutex Huskers 80 Was that Was that thing real Like welcome season That's you're talking about That's a troll

It was a troll Oh okay It says hackers welcome or something Yeah yeah Yeah Oh I didn't see that Because I saw Jack Like replied to someone's

Tweet that tweeted it And I was like what The fuck. I remember that one. It did. They did it. They're insane if they did some shit like that. Nah,

I tip that. They'd be like, now we don't fuck with you all. Yeah, hell yet. Now it's real. Keep bitching. We're not changing shit.

I don't get it though. Like, they're just like, like, yo, you were watching this Fortnite, um,

uh, the Ariada Grande concert remember? And we're like, bro, Epic's doing this for Fortnite. And then we can't even get an anti-cheep for our game. They have a full-on concert. I didn't watch it,

but I saw that it was, And it looks so dope. We were watching this show from Ninja TV, bro. It looks so dope. If I was like a Fortnite kid and I had that, I'd be dumb high. Yeah, it's an experience. I had the whole time, bro. Like the shit they were doing, I was like, this is so cool.

Yeah, dude. Like I was like, this is just so cool. I watched the, I mean, the marshmallow one was cool, but then they went crazy with the Travis Scott one. Yeah, I watched the Travis one. And then, uh, and then I, so I knew they were gonna, like, Christa actually I watched the whole Star Wars one. That shit.

There was a Star Wars one? You see that, bro. They're just doing, they're going above and beyond. They go above and beyond. Yeah. For like these things like... The fact that it's in game, too. The fact that it's live.

Like, there's no fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Like, they have all the people like ready for... Their servers will explode for that shit. Bro, the fact that... Don't play... I still watch that shit. The fact there hasn't been like a post Malone concert in stadium.

Like, that would be like the perfect play. Yeah, it's stadium. You know what I mean? It's literally a stadium. Like, something like that... They just get like... They just don't give a fuck. Let's just be honest.

I don't think... I just don't think they care. I just don't. Not a single fuck. just one like anti-j- they're watching it like damn that sucks for them like

maybe next year we'll think about it like we'll think about it you think they have like Husker stream up like at the at their offices and shit and right and like they're watching him right

like he's on like a big screen just like it's like a huge right and they're walking by and people get around to him what do you think they think they think when like they walk by and like damn you decide to a hacker that sucks

he was like 30 and that sucks don't change it at all yeah I don't think they're probably just like I mean it's comes to making a game right? Yeah, right?

Probably. Always gonna be those guys. It can't happen, yeah, downtown, it's filled with it happens. It's gonna happen. He knew what he was doing. There's like, one guy that's like, should we fix that?

And they're like, shut the, he's like, you know how much? I mean, that's good. Who is it? I said, like, what? Motherfucker? That's probably exactly what it's like. Yeah, one guy that's like, yeah,

we should probably do something about this. And then everyone's like, what? What's wrong with this guy? Jerry, shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's good though. Yeah, champs is in a week. Do you think you think you guys' scrim schedule is the same as everybody else that's has, I mean, how many teams do you think are affected by this whole like COVID? At least three.

At least three? Yeah. I don't think Minnesota is, they're all vaxed. Yeah, faxed. They're all vaxed. Oh shit. Including the coach. I tip that.

I tip that major. Yeah, oh yeah tip a lot of things about major You know what he said that was fucking comedy you gotta tell it again right said we laugh like I know you're gonna cry He was like he's like he's like after instead of what he's like you know what's crazy about attached I was like well he's like he's always guaranteed a piece of the pot He's guaranteed a slice It doesn't matter if it's a big one or small a glassy for example It's so true you want a little bit that's a small piece of the pie

It's like ever since ghosts he's guaranteed one one He's not getting a slice It might not be big It might be a small piece He might catch the crimes He's catching a slice that year You know what I'm saying? There might be nothing all year

And then champs But he's gonna get a piece But he's getting him up a slice You know what I'm saying He's getting himself a slice dog I tip that I tip that too He's such a nice dude

Shout out of touch Very nice guy That's funny I would affect it man It's the same They're just asking the same questions In multiple different ways

You're rich and lonely drop What the fuck? It's just like Rephrase the question It's really the reason to say Reilly want a controversial statement out of it It took they needed to fill the essay to get like a certain word count The next if you got for those that don't see

The next topic is COVID outbreak amongst God pros The same thing we were talking about for the past 25 minutes The R&L drop That was dope Oh yeah That that is not was heat Especially the The comic book one, the white one.

When I saw that one, I was like, yo, Aaron, when he came out with that one, I was like. Yeah, shout out to Aaron on that. Yeah, that one was fired. He must have been sitting on it, but he must have had that, like. Yeah. Because when he sent that to me, I'm like, what? Yo, I remember when Mark is DM me, he was like, I think we're gonna do this. What do you think of us?

I was like, yeah. I'm down for that. That show was fire. But yeah, it went well. It was good. How do you figure out? You just, you just like go through all your homies and you're like, who have haven't I collabed with yet and that's who you go with next?

Well, I see sometimes like I'll like go through and I'll just see people tweeting me randomly. Yeah, yeah. Well, I usually decide by when people send me ideas for someone like, yo, we need to see that Batman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. I was thinking. Like do you come up with the designs and you're like, holy shit, like a Batman thing would be dope for Bruce and then you go. I didn't know at first, but Aaron brought that up to me.

But he didn't do like Batman. and he did like like uh i forgot what he was scared or something about the he didn't want to get copyrighted yeah yeah yeah so he did like bruce wayne yeah like i wasn't even thinking i was thinking of dashy the whole time but i forgot his name bruce and i was like oh okay i get it i get where they coming from yeah yeah so yeah it was good it went well that is that that is super dope who do you got in the in the tank who do you think is coming next for a collab did did the rapper shit ever work out or no they always just cap like they it It's not that I get it.

They're probably busy. But, like, I'm not just going to keep, like, at some point, like, I might be doing you a favor. So, like, I'm not going to dig ride you to do you a favor. That's so true. Like, hey, do you want to make money? Do you want to make money? Yeah, like, okay, you don't need it. I get it.

You're rich. I'm not going to digride you to do you a favor. That's so funny. Dude, I remember like, it's happened with like three rappers. You've come up to me and you're like, dude, he responded. You've been looking at this shit. I'm not going to dig ride you. I'm not going to dig ride you to do you.

Because they always hit you back up and they're like, yeah, hell, yeah, let's do it. Let's lock in. And then you're like, okay, here's what we're doing. And then there's just no response. Crickets. Just goes. Like, okay. That's what it's like texting like Seth, just so people know.

If people don't know what it's like texting tonight, right? And it's never. Maybe for you. Seth responds to me. Wallbean, that's a little different. You are half of the T2P after all. It has to respond. Are you the T or the P?

Oh, my bad guy. I'm the P. The pipe. Oh. Isn't that? Yeah. That's kind of beta, no. No, he's T, he's tiny.

I love how you thought that out. You've thought of this before. Tiny pipe. That would mean it was tiny to pipe. Tiny two pipe is the new. What is time to power? Where did that come from? Yeah, where did that come from?

I need to know, because this is. stuck for years now. Did you guys just do me back to like 2015 Twitch chat or some shit? What the fuck was that? I actually never knew. You never told me either. It was my shit with one of my friends from like back in the Haley's and such as rode my shit. You just started saying it.

I just started saying it. I feel that. I just started saying it. He called. And I threw my clan tag and I got on the next day, Seth, I had it and his. And I was like, you're scrimped, right? You're scribbit, right? You're scribbing the next day I come in.

I'm like, I bet. He's like, yeah, I fuck with it. He's like, yeah, I fuck with it. I was like, all right, why? Why you fuck with it? Because it doesn't even make any sense. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like such a totally like a little thing.

Remember this, uh, the shirt? Sweat shirt. I kind of, I dead ass want one. Oh, they always talk about it. They hated it. I know they hated it. That's why I want one so bad. They never came.

Like, they never even. Oh, they never got printed. Oh, they never got printed. Yeah, they got printed. Yeah, they got printed. Oh, I want one. What are you talking about? The time to pound.

You guys came out with Roch? Yeah. It's limited time. It's limited time. I remember Aaron texting me. He was like, bro, everybody's so mad at me. He was like, but someone said, put time to pound on a shirt, so I did. And now I'm in the back.

That's exactly. That's how this works. Was it literally just that? Yeah, I'd like to move on. I'd really like to move. Okay, but if anybody has one of those sweatshirts, hit me up. I'll buy it from you. We have some?

Never mind. I'm not buying it from you. We have some. All right, let's get to one of the questions. What is the nastiest thing you've ever done in game that went under the radar and didn't get picked up by broadcast? This one's kind of easy for it. Pull it up, Matt.

Pull it my Twitter right now. Yeah, I was going to say it. Yeah, put my Twitter. You guys got to watch this. I don't see it. I tweeted it recently. Go to my Twitter. I'm going to gas this.

This is probably the best clip in like. This is one of the sickest clips. In Cod for sure. You could one down. You could open that real quick. I can shoot it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

What are you doing? Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster. Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster. No, it was a retweet. I don't think it'll be on this. No, no, it was. It was a retweet. It was a cool tweet.

It was, yeah. I don't tweet that much. It should be here somewhere. There, there, there, there, there. Open this, full screen this. This is a tip-able ace. I will tip that. This is a tip-tipable ace.

This is like stupid. If they were spectating? Look at the kill feed. One, snipe, two. Two. And then three-piece, hiss on that guy. And then Jet-Py-oh. Hiss on that guy.

It's a four-piece. Look at that. He does no scope, man. Dude. It's a cool. You just, I don't know. If I would watch that. Dude.

Rewind it one more time? Oh, God, if I was next to you and saw that, I'd have been like. I was so mad. That's probably the best. I'm saying school steps. I'm like, chow me. I'm sitting on the open school steps. Like, in between this kill and then last.

No. Dude, the fact you kill him. That was gross. This guy got shit on. They all got shit on. That was one of the sickest clips of all time. No bullshit. That was that.

If it was on my people the whole time, people would be like, holy shit. Because the third shot was disgusting. Dude, if that, there's so many clips like that. That it's like, if it was on a person's POV, like, imagine if your, if your PACs three piece wasn't on your POV. The kill fee was going so crazy. You might not even have noticed that you got a three piece. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, yeah. That happens all the time. Because like two of, like, I think one or two of them were. You know what I mean? And so it's like that happens a lot. It's like there are so many instances where There's so a series that weren't streamed like you have like a random mixy-ass side station match like Saturday night Hell yeah. Like if someone could go off that series you know what I'm saying? I think you like trust that was frying It was like streamed with the one of the set says you called the live streaming like with your phone It's like a periscope series the periscope series were crazy yeah those series were so hype yeah

Do you remember were you at you at you and G phil you were playing on like fear or something right? Mm-hmm. Do you remember the, uh, TK versus Envy side, uh, side station match that tournament? Yeah, but it wasn't, um, that was like a Sunday morning, so I wasn't actually at the venue. Oh, yeah. It was like, it was like, top in the top six or some shit.

Or no, Neslo was hype, right? Nezlo, yeah, yeah, it was the Nesl shit, yeah. That shit was, that was my first event ever. And so I thought every, I thought side stations were always like that. They kind of were. Yeah, they were really ratchet, yeah. Side station matches? Yeah, yeah.

That was a hell of shit, they were, but I was talking about, like, the actual game. I think it went like, I mean it wasn't a hard point, but I think it was like eight to seven blitz and then like super close Dom. It was like really close matches and went all the way to game five like shit like that is like back then like Dom. Dom was like you play one half and the game would end and then you play another half member. So like there'd be like a hell of shit talking between you'd be up like 16 points. That was like kind of big at the time. Blowing out the first side. Yeah like an octane.

He just put him in a trap. Exactly. This is the first bat. That was in my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. I can shit talk like we're good.

True. Yeah. Just got to go off the next side and the map ended. And it had like a 90-second match time. Remember? As the game was starting, it'd be like 90 seconds. You'd be like, all right, I bet. I'm just going to wait for a while.

All right, let's go. Come on. Dude, that show is annoying. Dude, I forgot about that. What about you, Bruce? Nassies. This one's easy for me. Your entire World War II.

Yeah. I'm not even like the first event in World War II when I dropped 20 game five. I wished like that whole map was just broadcast. 20? Yeah. Yeah, when I tied Crimes record. That's typical.

And then the last one, we were up 5-4, and then the last one had 18 kills. And then I, like, I snipe one- Did you debate like going 5-5 just to get an extra round? You debated it. I know you. I know you thought like, no, no, no, no. But yeah, you guys are rush out. I was just, I was more upset.

Yeah. I'm like, you know, honestly just chowlap. You know, rush that shit. You watch that trust. I got all right. Whatever. Yeah, I got streaks. No, but I remember like, I remember the 5-4 and I had 18, and then I got two snipes.

And it was like two, like, one was off like the cabin wall hiding, which is like the godheady at the time on fours. And that quick scope fell on. And then it was on an open bracket station. And there's people behind me. Oh, I was like, damn, they're gas. Like the 15 people watch. Yeah, that's high.

Yeah, that's not. Yeah, you saw that shit. I was like, damn. I missed that too. Like, like, people behind you getting the reaction. Yeah. And you don't have like, the sound cancel.

So you have like the normal astrosy. Like that you like then, like you can't. You went around there like, yo, that was nasty. It just smells too. Yo, good you go. You go, go. Like, you guys want to go to this one? Everyone's like, yo, this guy's good.

I just, I remember everybody around side stations. Just being like, damn it stinks over here. And I was like, I bet you it does. Like, I can all cool about it. Yeah, yeah. I can go beat up. I just love that shit. But I remember, like, my first HAL event that I went pro at Dallas 2011, like, I was known as like an online kid, right?

And we're playing on feature station. Like, we made a three-am bracket. And back then, if you made it three-am rack, you play the pool-up matches. And you play a bunch of pro teams, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, four of them. So, like, our first match was, like, against, like,

FB or some shit and FB at the time was like fresh up and Nats when like they were like FB you know what I'm saying and like we're playing Peter Station and then a hell of pros behind me just like me specifically because they wanted to see if I was an online kid right and I'm shitting on FB and I'm like I'm like you guys peeped that shit you're trying around shit and it's like yeah you like you like you missed out and just think of itself like this is gonna be so sick like if I didn't have that match specifically like I would have a different player wait that's what happened to me to my first event everyone thought I was a border so I remember at Anaheim Everyone just like this guy's cheating right? And I remember how if you were by me like no this kid just gonna turn but I was like yeah shit because I'm on 7-7 just turn just uptiling everyone and shit basically that basically jet. Pre-jet. Yeah, sure.

I'm not given any like foreshadowing you know what I'm saying. I didn't know I didn't know of Dylan. I didn't know if Dylan when like when when Dylan when when Dylan was coming up and everybody knew he was boarding I didn't I didn't know who he was but I did know the name Ely and everyone thought he boarded. Yeah, I've already my circle. That whole circle was a sketch, sell. Yeah, it's just a little sketchy little sketchy.

All three of us, they were like, these guys are boarding for sure. Oh my God. Just playing those kids in the best of you are boarding. Potentially. No, you all just have like a fucking, I didn't know all three of us. I know a lot of the control players too. The kids that have a boy.

He's like, what? That bulls on optic. He used to cheat. I'm crying. He's like, what? These fools are getting busted. He was just to cheat. Yeah.

No small sauce told I'd they used like, wait he's an optic. Yeah, he's like, what? He's probably dragging a city. Just mind-blown? He was like,

Huh? He's just a cheated. Right? You know what I'm thinking about that shit? We used to cheat. That was pretty scary back them, looking alive.

Dill burned every bridge on his come up. All they had kids don't fuck with the ball. The only way on top. The only way for Dill was up. Like, that was the only... It was like,

I'm on optic now. Like, shit. It all worked out for the ones that deserve it. You said, cheat. Well, you ended up, you won, I'm assuming you won the S&D that you dropped 20 on, right? Yeah. Okay. Thank God.

Because that would have been. If I dropped 20 for the L? It's had to happen before. Imagine lose your magic? I don't think it's. I'm on the team. Peace. Dude, I wish that match was streamed.

That was the best year that ever played, like, from Map 1 and Map 5. Because in the second map I had, in the second I said, it's 17 on the London. What? 7000s yeah I can't fact check this I'm gonna tip it almost 40 to us and just like I wish it was streamed back 35 jean almost 40 that's weird at the map 1 I had like 58 for I don't know I wish you would stream so you guys could see it it's like 14 and 11 I don't know what's count just keeps getting over the years it just keeps going up next I thought you said it was like like 20 20 whatever good that's

wait because is that same year Tj dropped like 60 for the hour That was against Teach, too, against Rise. And I remember saying to Teach, I'm like, bro, like, come on. Like, your team, you have the superior team here. They run your shit. Come on. Matt 5 to smoke them. Oh, wait, that was against you?

Yeah, it was, I was against Rice. At the time it was Yuli. No, the 60 one wasn't. Oh, wow. Hell now. He's not dropping 60 against me. Yeah, right? That was getting out of.

I was watching trust. I want to shut that shit down instantly. No, but that was like the older rise. Before they got gunless and became like godlike. Yes. He's like fellow. Aqua and like... He's still good at S&D?

Yeah, he's good. It's like, do I do that? Because he still plays the same way. Just like, just chowes everything. He just goes down, yeah. He just runs down there. He's so funny. Five-five is like, fuck it.

He's just like... Who would you say is, like, the top S&D player? Like, I feel like the individual, like, playmaking thing, I don't see it as much anymore as, like, I used to. I feel like, I don't know. That can be me. I don't know. That's pretty good search.

Yeah, yeah. You're not going to get. Seth, Seth might be the best player in the lead. The best S&D kids are in the leader now probably. There's no like S&D kids like they're way back in the day. That's what I was thinking. Like back in the day like search kids are better than pros. But like now like all the search kids are in the scene.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what that's what I was thinking. And they play more like pros do now. Like I feel like like S&D kids, when you play them back then like they would do like, you would notice their shit. They'd be like they're a little reference. You know what I'm a little different. Like you Zive back.

Now it's really like. It's so team based. It's like. It's like playing an island and like costing your team. Right. You like have to play. Dude, I saw some shit when you guys were playing on Raid. I was like, what the fuck?

Like, both you guys, all three, only three of you guys hit on both sides. And everyone just dropped. It was like, I'm like, what the fuck? It's just the way this game is. And you can't snipe two, which is so, like, one-dimensional how to play the game. Like, not sliding makes this all sorts of so different. It adds another element. It adds to that left side.

You feel like you can just chowl. So you like take a chow from like top grannie's top bread and like standoff. You can swing on every end. Like, you don't get punished for it. And it's like, people like that. you play search is literally different because like you know what I could tell if you're worrying about a sniper you just could you just play different oh and you're like you play like more like like like trying to like stay alive you just play like your angles way tighter like that is true you probably

feel like the maps open all yeah you feel like you feel like you feel like yeah you feel like you feel like you could just like pete shoulder some shit and be like yeah there's one deep street let's go somewhere else like you know what I don't like the scene the scene's gonna be so different next season whenever snipes do come back she just bring it back for champs like who cares just for just for like we're on land I'm playing and I'm like If I'm a fan, bro, if I'm a fan, I'm tight that snipers are G8. Because when I used to watch, like, back in a day, like, I remember watching you guys in IW, like, when you used to snipe or, like, you and Johnny snibing in that, like, that one final in I w,

that was, like, lit. I'm like, damn, that was a dope-ass night. Yeah. And then you hear the crowd go crazy. Like, that's like dope. It's such a, like, it's like a little mini game. Right. Yeah.

I feel, I kind of compared it to, like, dunking in the NBA. Yeah. It's like, it's so, like, it can be easy. Like, if you're preem and somebody walks, it's an easy, it's an easy dunk. Hey, you know what I mean? Like, if you have the snipe and it was like, holy shit. And like you would look forth. Like, whenever S&D's on, I'm like, yo, someone's going to sniping it.

Like, I'm going to like watch this time. It's just for that one snipe. You know what I'm saying? Now it's like S&D's on like, damn, they're just going to jiggle everything. Yeah. It's like, yeah. It's like it's not even fun to watch. It's like you take away.

You took away snaking and just added jiggling. So it's just like blackups fourish without the snipe. And I get it like why we get it because it's like obviously, and this game is kind of broken. but like we're not like you know what I'm saying like the viewers are kind of paying us right now so like we got to entertain them you know what I'm not in the position to be greedy not just for the rest of the game like bro I'm trying to have a job in two fucking so if if snipes say hypothetically snipes came back for champs which one of you guys is running snipe oh I am like I would give it to Matt sometimes but probably me he's being nice I know him too well but it's probably him I'm gonna go for this pick right here.

I'm like, where do you want to go for this pick? Actually. Yeah, I got you. I got you. I just see you put a fly. Matt, but we'd be like the first team with like two like I look at a defense. Yeah, for sure. Have a double off.

I'm like you got to, I got B. It's like a double off. The way the sniper is in this game. Yeah. Put the two subs middle just rotate based off of. Yeah. See, you got the COVID subs just running up here. Yeah, we got this shit.

Just contaminating. Yeah. I got They got mid, they got it Oh, God I get that shit up, what?

What? You can't know if I Do you see all that green shit coming out of them? Like a Vipor? They're basically Vipar at that point. Like,

yo, they mauled me off. I'm literally mollied off. What do you have me to do? Stay away from checking. They just see Zia. Hello, guys.

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would you compete in for gold? Dude, did you see the fast walking? there's a fast walking So there's something where you have to fast Walk but what considers you Like not running You know what I'm saying Can you can you look it up Matt

Can you show like a fast walking like clip But where does it like stop like You're jogging at this or you're running at the way That's what I'm wondering What is it like? That's a cutoff right there Probably like like a hips thing or something Yeah it's a problem

If you're hip moves too much Then like you're considered running What are you chow chach chawing at that? See look Look at that look at them Look at them go How are you not gonna run? That's jogging

That's what I'm saying They're basically Like I'm waiting for a little blind spot And I'm sprinting You know what I'm saying They're running They're jogging very lightly That's not

That's not fast walking I don't understand There's gotta be This is just so unbelievable trolley Dude they just look at the pool And they're like like The floor is like hot as fuck Like you know what's that

It's lava And they're like It's like Look at them I'm talking shizzy past his mouth You said to slow Slow-mus fucker It's on the hit

Slow ass walker Amateur not moving his hips It really is on the penalty zone It's like you out to penalty This guy's running Yeah, you're fine You're running It's just crazy that there are people

How are someone not running in this little pack Dude, this is running You're telling me this guy's not running Farright's running Yeah You think so? Yeah You just know that there's people

With a gold medal hanging in their home And then other people come in and like Oh my God, you have an Olympic gold medal Would you be proud of this thing? I don't think, yeah, run shit. How many, like, what are the comments? I got to know what the comments say. When you eat Taco Bell.

What I'm saying? Like, they look like they have a purpose, bro. They're gonna have to like, I don't know. When the life card tells you no running, dude, that is exactly what it's like. Just like, that's the only time I fast walk in my life. It's like, yeah,

going around the pool. So what was the question again? So, yeah. Or like in the airport, we know if you're like running in front of people, you fast walk the fuck out that shit, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

It's really all in the hips. Because then when you see someone running in the airport, you're like, damn. I'm like, that guy's in a guy needs to catch that plane. Late. Yeah. Like the plane is already like, it's already. It's not flexible at all. He needs to get that flight.

Everybody's not to be ruined. Everybody just parts. Wait, are you like, you go, man. You guys are just scared. The same way we're like, they'll leave to the airport like four hours early. Yeah. I don't get there. I usually, I usually leave like hour 30.

That's what I'm saying. I used to think the same way. Like I should get there like two hours or four times. parents were like conditioning for me for that and now I leave like 30 minutes before like with not probably like 45 oh like when I applied SNA it's so quick so I'm still do that like my parents like even now my mom but you're gonna be late to your flight I'm like I'm like it's still three hours before she's like trap you know how traffic gets and the line I'm like it's only like 50 minutes they're just like so sometimes sometimes that airport line is

like it looks like it could be a dagger it looks like it's gonna be like an hour and a half But somehow it's, bro, when you pull out, you pull to an airport, and like, you have to catch your flight and you just see the line. You're like, dude, there's no way. They swindled me when I got there.

I saw the line, I'm like, dude, like, you can get clear and skip. I'm like, bad, right? And it's, me got to three months later. I just get charged one to 50. Yeah, yeah. No one told me I got to cancel. Remember when you skipped that line?

Yeah, yeah. You want to hear a cool-as story. After Champs and W, I stayed for like a week and went to Disney World, whatever. And then like, after that, I was flying home. And I show up to their

Orlando report like I don't know it was cutting it close already right I see that line you even though Orlando report like it's just like a little cluster fuck in a corner it's just like what the fuck's going on yeah I quote I was okay we're not making our flight whatever so like um I'm gonna look up new flights whatever said and this guy comes up to me taps me on the shoulder he's like he's like you want to try this new clear shit and I was like I bet I mean like why the fuck not and um so I'm skipping the line skipping the line I'm getting dork from everybody I'm like what the fuck am I getting this right and um because clear head just came out and he's like no yeah we're just like doing help some people out I get through right and we make and we make

fight but like as this guy's like sending me off for the security he just goes good shoot a chance by the way formal and I was like yeah you like that shit I was like that good looks and thinking I was like this is so cool dude it was super cool

I was super cool dude I forgot about that Orlando airport it's like you walk in and there is no line it's just looks like a cafeteria like a school cafeteria It's just like there's like there's like eight lines going into one little cluster Like cluster It's been shudding like

Dude, that's how COVID started. I hate that shit. It started in Orlando in that line. In that line in the Orlando. Do Chicago's airport? I hate that one too. Chicago. Oh, yeah.

Really? I don't like that one. It's always so long, dude. Yeah. It's never, it's either like, it's big as fuck. And there's nobody there you're in or the lines. I've only been there and it's been packed. Me too.

Dude, the DFW one is the word. I can't stand DFW. Really? There's certain. There's any airport. The vibe. The best vibe is the North Carolina airport is dope. I've been there before.

That one's really quick. That one's real nice. Nobody lives there. Well, only the good people live there. Yeah. Not many good ones. Dude, when I went to Philly airport, it was a shit show. The Philadelphia airport, that shit was a shit.

Really? I don't know. That shit comes out of the ceiling. They don't give a fuck. Have you ever been to LaGuardia? Yeah. LaGuardia is like, bro, it's like a different world. Atlanta's this ratchet, dude.

There's like, yeah, there's like eight smoking sections. Like, you know, one delta wing. I'm just like, I mean, I'll fuck with it. But like, why there's a state? so many there's like side by side like I'm like what the fuck is going on smoking section's insane it's literally a glass bubble in the middle of the floor everyone's in there smoke 20 people in a glass machine in a glass room with saw machine like lots and shit they got slots inside like the

oh yeah maybe I have seen that very set up yeah that's kind of typical it's just like smoking in there's just like everybody's just sketchy you come out like no one's saying a word no one's yeah everyone just has their own little demons and shit like guys Damn it. This is so weird. Some people don't even sit at the slot. They'll just tuck in the corner and just Right flight was crazy Right they just need a minute Because that that fucking um the baggage claim in Vegas airport is actually like hella mixie. It's like super fucking big You guys what I'm talking about? Yeah, it's fucking massive and it's hard to like it's just not very like it's like you got it there's a weird

It's a weird ass vibe. It's a weird Yeah, and it's It's like 16 of them just all lined up. And you're like, which one in line? Like, it just feels weird. I remember the first time I went to Vegas. I was in that baggage claim area. And I was looking at it.

And I was like, damn. How many people are probably like, like their life was just ruined here? And that's all I could think about. Because that's all I thought about at Vegas is like people picking up their bags. And they're just like, I'm about to lose, you know, $100,000. Damn. Can't go into my family. I bet our mortgage.

Yeah. I guess I guess I'll stay. Yeah. There's been a lot of like inner convos for sure. Oh dude, I bet you some shit has gone down at that Vegas airport. Yeah. Families leaving and shit. Just like psychotic shit.

Yeah. I don't know why my mind went there when I landed. Yeah, so that's, so anyway, Olympic, yeah. If you were to train. You guys went to Columbus airport? The one that's been under construction for like 10 years. Oh, you columbus. Every time I go to my bag is like, bro, I swear this fucking things been under construction for like forever, dog.

Like forever. I don't know. Is that the airport where you're walking through the shoe shine shit is here and then they have the food court to the left before security? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Max and Irma's. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like a Chili's or some shit. That's the one before like MLG events, right? Yeah, we used to go there all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to go to the league and shit. I hated the airport. The airport was such bad vibes. You don't like any airport from what I'm hearing.

Yeah, SNA's vibe you. First of all. SNA? Yeah, SNA, San Ana. And what about LX? LX. LX is horrendous. It's horrible.

County. It's horrendous. Most Ambrose are horrible. No one likes flying like that. Like no one's like, dude, I can't wait to go to LAS. Like, yeah, let's go six hours early. Just chill. Like, no, it's a horrible time. Yeah, no. It's just so packed. L-AX is so mixy. Unbelievable packed.

And when you land, you got to go into a bus to a fucking court where you got to find a cab to get into. Bro, it's mixy as fucking L-A-X, bro. I've only been to L-A-X once since they did all that. Wait till you go this time. Because it used to be like, you just wait for, and you just see your Uber. You see your Uber.

all the way over there just weaving in and out of like stop and go traffic and you're like it's me it's over here it's so bad at lax yeah one time i got there like an hour and 45 minutes before my flight left right with my brother and this i if i missed this flight i missed it because like we're in that little circle thing and that like there's like so when you go there like from the freeway there's like a tunnel and then it's the circle yeah yeah but there's a giant tunnel first and like the cars were backed up to behind the tunnel right like i was like what the fuck and my other option was like running with my suitcase and show i was like it's not worth that yeah i'm I don't need to catch this flight.

Like, I kind of want to catch it. Like, I don't need to. And then, like, I just missed it. But I was just thinking myself, like, there's no way. This is how this is set up. Like, you know what I'm saying? That is the best feeling, though, like, going to the airport, like, all right, I want, I know I, like, I kind of need to get on this fight.

But life's pretty good. But, like, if something goes wrong, I'm not really tripping. Some people, if they miss a flight, they're weak as wrong. Oh, yeah. They're, like, they might get fired. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, but then if, it's like, if you're in a situation like that, you're not going to take any chances like leave i'm only 45 minutes before you know why not like you're gonna be

yeah unless you're me and you're completely irresponsible you miss some pretty important flights there's some people who just have like i don't know you can just tell their schedule's about to be torched if they missed that flight you know what i'm saying you can just tell imagine just like you don't have to do any of that it'd be weird that that's a different lifestyle you'd get way too adjusted to that and like you would just want never settle like you guys yeah yeah too much even first class was like what fuck is this first class the same way i feel like is gonna wait nah not as private no not as private obviously but yeah i mean if you could have the same feeling if the airport was never packed and you sat in first class you would get that feeling

dude if he's never going through like yeah like all like these there's like little mixes there's like the years where you remember and you're like i hate fine that's what you because like you just like beats or like earbuds like sound you need to get out of that zend just yeah that zone of like that little mix i mean everyone has headphones but like What the worst is when you get woken up or some shit. Yeah. And I'm like, bro, like, you can't put my trip for me? Like, I'm sitting in the aisle, too.

You can just do the meat solid? Or, like, I fall asleep and the guy goes, I got to take a piss. And I'm like, bro, we just took off, dog. Yeah, that's it. And they pissed, like, three more times, like, an international. And by the end of the flight, I hate the guy. Like, I hate him. I was on a flight, and the lady, I had, so I had, like, I was basically a free flight.

I went to L.A. And I'm sitting next to this lady. And I guess, like, whoever she was with, was on the aisle over. But instead of her just saying, excuse me, do you mind, she, like,

called the flight attendant, like, excuse me, is there any way where I could get them switched? And I'm right there. I'm like, and the lady's like, do you mind switching? And I'm like,

okay. Why didn't you just ask you? You should ask her to ask you? Yeah, like, what the fuck was that? That's weird. I'm not gonna lie,

I gave up a window for an aisle, so it was a little bit, but I didn't want to be a dick, you know? Like, you guys enjoy. I'm usually pretty flexible with that. Like,

if someone asked me for my seat, Like if they're like let me say next to my girl or something I'm like yeah, but I don't care as long as like putting me in like some like 36 B Yeah, like obvious like it's not fair switch at all You want if I should have been first with my girl it's you're trying to finesse What's you in? I'm like 34d but like it's same it's the same shit my girl you know I really side dude I actually can't I remember hex bought me a one of the when we went to some sort of like event Hex was like yeah we're going we're going back early I'm gonna get like a you know flight back on like a virgin airline or whatever

and then we sat first it was the first time I ever sat first class I was like fuck I want to do this all the time now it's one of those things that once you get it once bro I can't play it away you know when you feel hell of bougie

You know when you feel hell of bougie is like when you take it international you fly first and you have your little pod and you're sitting there like excuse me peasants I'm going to the left you guys yeah you can talk she's gonna send you down that way

excuse me yeah I gotta go upstairs You know what I say? I never been on Yeah, that's like a First Class of Wine. When we went to the East Sports Awards when Nick took

Matt's award. I always have to When we came back We flew first. So Nick and I literally just like laid down. Like we sat next to each other And the bed

And the seats like folded into beds We were just like sitting down And we both like synced up The Truman Show And watched it together And then fell asleep. Sounds super cool. Yeah, super cute.

And then, yeah. That was the only time, whenever the plane was descending, I was, like, pissed. Because I was waking, I woke up. There are some time like that. I had a one vibe-be fight like that. I stayed up for like,

it was almost two days because it was my first time going to London. So I was like, I don't want to like be up the whole time on the flight. It used to be like in the back of my mind like, I don't want to stay up the whole time.

Yeah. Bro, I remember just falling asleep and waking up and he were like, you're gonna be arriving in London Heathrow in like 30 minutes, I'm like, that's the best. Yeah. That's the best. When you fall asleep and you wake up landing or some shit, that's the best.

Have you ever fallen asleep and you've never taken off? Yeah. Have you ever fallen asleep before it takes off? Yeah. And you sleep through the takeoff? Bro, one time? Psycho, but I've done it multiple times. At IW. Vegas,

like we had like a really shitty event. We got like eighth or something, but like I ended up getting sick at the end of the event, right? And so I was going to fly back to LAX, which is like, 30 minute flight from Vegas, right? And I get really sick in the airport as my flight's getting delayed all day. This is when, like, L.A.X had some shit where, like, they were really backed up in traffic

and it fucked over everyone for like a week, okay? But this is like the first day. So I didn't know about this yet. This is happening in real time. Yeah, yeah. So I'm in Vegas airport by myself and it's like 30 minutes goodbye. They're like doing the shit

where they're like delaying it for 50 minutes and just keep doing that all day. And so like eight hours later, I'm like sick at this point. Now I'm sick, right? And I'm like sitting there like in hell, whatever. I finally get on the plane and we take off.

I fall asleep, right? And I wake up and we're landing. So I'm like, thank God it's almost over. You know what I'm saying? And I get out of the fucking airport or out of the plane. I'm still in Vegas. And I'm like, what the fuck? Because they turned around mid air, right?

So I fell asleep when they were taking off. And I'm like, dude, thank God it's over. You know? And I woke up landing in Vegas. And I'm like, bro, what the fuck? I'm like, no way. I'm back in Vegas. I was losing fucking forward.

We can't lead. I was like, dude, I could drive to fucking away. Like, I was like, dude, it's so. annoying. I was so fucking weirded out. So something like happened with the plane or something? No, they were still backed up at LAX. So they were like, yeah, we thought we could leave, but like, I guess they're still backed up. We got to go turn around and wait. I was like, bro. Oh, that's horrible. I was like, no shot. It was so bad. And I was getting sicker. I was horrible. Do you remember the flight to Australia? Yeah, that was fun as fuck. How long was that? It was like

15 hours. It was great. Bro, we left on, we left on Tuesday. Such a dagger. We left on Tuesday and landed on Thursday. Because you guys are also going forward. Yeah, because it's a 16-hour flight or something like that. Wait, what did you say? You're skipping the Wednesday completely. I always say like Australia stole Wednesday from me. Yeah, right?

And that's crazy. Anything could have happened. No one knows. I always say that I've lived every day in my life except for one Wednesday. Yeah, right? And you never know. That one could have been lit. I remember, bored of the plate for that play.

I remember thinking like everyone on that flight had the same vibe like we're about to go through a journey. Yeah. Yeah. Shrap in. You know what I'm saying? Like everyone eat? Everyone take a piss? Like everyone's on a vibe.

Dude, everyone was like that. Yeah, it's like, but then like, like, hexagonus like, it wasn't like first. It was like something. We got business. Yeah, it was like premium economy or something like that. I had a pod though. Yeah, we all had pods. But it wasn't first class.

That must have been cash. So we like, all laid back. You want to go to bed, you like, good night. Yeah, we slowly like turned into a fucking lay down spot. We like all laid down and I remember we all slept. I think all of us slept the entire flight. It was way back for sure. Fucking, oh dude, no, not on the way back.

On the way there. On the way back, I did not have premium economy and I sat between two big dudes For 15 hours I still had a pod. That sucks Yeah, well you guys were like you know rich Are we out again? Oh wait that was a hecker of all of us except you the fucking pod That was like damn it was real bad But you were like you were gonna be like you get on my seat you're gonna be like it's bad enough to where we can switch But it's pretty bad no you're to the right. Yeah you're the right I'm going to the left

There wasn't another, there wasn't another premium economy one. The only one was first class. And first class ones were like $7,000. Yeah, something like that. So Hags was like, you good? And I was like, yeah, I'm good. Just first 15 hours. Oh, my God.

I couldn't even sleep. I just watched four movies. Do I watched a lot of movies. I think I watched the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy. Did you? On the way there, think so. Like, I just kept putting on the next movie and just falling asleep. And then looking up and be like, oh, this part's lit.

And then they're pulling like a sleeping shirt? Yeah. I couldn't do that. I'm like, no. I remember I was like dude the work the worst is when a flight doesn't have AC or the AC doesn't work oh that's a dagger dude because I've had because like some of those in the summer especially you're going like somewhere hot like Texas like actually all in like the yeah it's happening when we're on the tarmac they'll be like we got to turn off the AC for like oh yeah yeah

I'm just like bro what the fuck everyone's just sweating you could feel the difference you know what the worst is is when you're about to take an international flight you get your seat and like you can tell it's about to just be a horrible flight like you're you know what I'm saying like you're in like a really Mixy-assie you're not you're spread out with like your friends like a baby crime and then you look at the back of the seat and there's no TV and you're like wait what's it even legal like I remember find it one time and I was just like bro what am I'm not I five no TV nothing I was like I don't know what I'm like I'm sorry you're not even you're not even you're you're at the middle so you can't even look out the window you're like looking at what did you like the scene in front of you I've had some fucking so I'm doing state time on my way to fucking We're supposed to draw? I don't have pen and paper? If you get bored, you're just like, I'll take over, I'll fly.

I'm just like, I'll just... Pylot, you're good on board, I'll fly. I don't know if I've ever had an international flight without some sort of entertainment. It was the only one I've ever had, yeah, but it was like a really old plane. Where'd you go? To London.

Dame. It was to London. This one time I was sitting next to Damon. I was sitting next to Damon on the international flight. I think it was like to London and Paris. and like I fall asleep, whatever, it's like an overnight flight, right? So it's like, they turn off the lights and shit. I kind of fuck with that vibe when it's super dark in a plane.

I'm like, yeah, like I can do my shit. I'll go open the overhead during that time, you know what I'm saying? If I have a snack, but not during like the normal time. I'm not that hungry. Whenever I'm talking about shit. Yeah. So we're like, I go to bed. I wake up at like, you know, middle of the flight.

And like me and Damon are in the middle four seats. You know, it's like three, four three. We're in like the middle four, like on the far right, like just us too. And then like Seth's like whatever. And then I wake up and I, just hear like bottles clanking. I'm like, what the fuck is that?

And like I, but like, you know when you heard something if you don't want to wake up to actually check what it is? Yes. But then eventually I was like, can me fucking see what this is?

I'm open my eyes. Damon's next to me. Hammered off these fucking little like miniature like the miniature like whiskeys and stuff. And he's gaming on the little controller playing the video games on the fucking monitor. I was like, yeah,

you're good? And he was like, what? I was like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm sleeping. I'm just like,

I was fucking a dude. I was fucking weird. I was fucking weird. it out. Gaming on the little had like eight empty whiskey. And he's so into it. What the fuck?

He's so into it too. It's just like Frogger or something. Yeah, he's just playing some weird shit. That's good. Like that where the person next to me just, they're drinking. Like I wake up, go to sleep, wake up, and they're just. They're hammered. They're hammered.

I think some people have to get hammered in order to fly. Some people could get up to me. The last time I went to L.A. It was like, I took off 720 and there was a guy next to me was drinking. Bloody Mary's. Yeah. In the morning?

In the morning? Yeah. Dude, airports are different. I remember I tweeted one time. I was like, dude, time does not exist in airports. I saw a dude. I'll never forget it.

I saw a dude with a, he had like a Panda Express bag. And then he went and got a shot of like whiskey or something. It was like a shot of something. And it was like 8 a.m. And I'm like, what? What time zone are you on? Some people are different. dog like like I literally can't eat that yeah yeah in the afternoon but I mean he could have been

like flying all night you know what I mean and so it's only acceptable if you're up on night like if you wake up at six and you get panda at seven that's like that's a problem that's that's weird something's that and then a shot at eight like this just is panda even open at am probably the airport oh airport in Vegas airport it's like always open yeah I feel like when I feel like on international flights when the lights turn off I feel like that's the only time people on not private planes join the mile high club because I feel like that shit have you ever thought about the mile high club yeah kind of it seems kind of it no it does seem kind of achievable it seems pretty cool it seems kind of easier than like I would imagine

when I first was like before I was flying like like on American Airlines like I think it's I think so how because like okay think about it like when it's like hella dark when it's really dark and like the majority of the flight sleeping which happens a lot where like you can tell most of the flight is asleep, right? And like if you have like some cool flight attendants, like and like, I don't know, I just feel like it'd be kind of easy. Like if you just start off for the bathroom, no one's gonna like knock on the door and be like, are you guys

fucking in there? They could be like, I mean, that's kind of crazy. They might go tell the person they're saying, but like, not going to do anything about it. You know what I'm saying? It takes like a certain person to tell them. Yeah, okay. I wouldn't tell them. If I walk past the bathroom, I'd be like, damn, that's crazy. Yeah. But I wouldn't do anything. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's true. I guess

that, I guess joining the Mile High Club isn't like we did it and nobody knew. like we did it and everyone knew and we didn't care I guess that you'd have to be a certain person because the first time I heard about the mile high club I was like dude there's no way that's real only time we're busting like quick would be like helpful yeah no I'm done I'm done my feet we joined we joined we joined the club I'm having a panic attack in the right yeah yeah that's how it would be just all right we're done right just thank God right now you got to go back to the AC while you're

sweating and You know if you sweat and get under that age You have a fit the man when you land though Yeah, yeah, yeah So the guy you're playing four Or you just feel terrible And everybody's just like, that was the guy. These guys.

We saw him get out of the bathroom like this. He was sweating. Yeah All right guys, well that's gonna do it for... We never even answer the question. That started out with the Olympic sport thing. That entire, that entire Fucking conversation what happened. How did it start? How does it have that start? I don't know. Oh, the airport running

Yeah, that's how we got there Oh, we could do a lot with it literally. You know what I'm saying? Just give us the little bit of it Well, we'll stretch that. I'm saying Asked kind of to answer that probably probably like the point guard for TV USA if I was American That's where you pick basketball out of all of them. I'm kind of fast walking You think I'm picking some trolley shit like pole vaulting or like shot put Imagine me like the best shot putter You just beat

Dude my friend of high school Hit in the head by a discus And he got a concussion He got a scar and shit right next to me Outside doing homework All of a sudden I get bang I'm like what the fuck I turn right right

He's literally passed out on the floor Are you serious? I was like shot putting It wasn't a shot putt It was a discus You know it's like a discus Is like a what is that It's like a it's a thing you use for like

One of the fucking Limitsports I don't know what it's Discus Yeah discus It's like a metal disc Yeah it's like And they just fucking launch it That's a fish

That's a fish That's a fish Oh yeah It's a one of those things And it was one of those things And he's not died Holy shit It just knocked him out

That's crazy You went straight night night What do you mean Where do you catch these No you chucked the wrong Someone was like at home plate On the baseball field It's like over the fence

And he's trying to throw it as far Yeah Yeah kind of See how far you're It was super unlucky We were sitting underneath the baseball field And like the baseball field was above us, right?

And like this guy threw it and just like just fucked up his throw. It just, like, so he threw it like, he's at home plate, just spun too much and he threw it like backwards basically and just flew over and just hit him in that. What the fuck? Dude, imagine me the guy that threw it. You're just like, I just killed a guy.

Yeah, 100% of what you were thinking. Yeah, that guy's fucked. Yeah. That guy's out for the, that guy's out. Did he visit him in the hospital? No. You got to ask. Damn, that's my bad.

That's fucked up. Um, I didn't really mean. I didn't even fucking visit my hospital. I didn't even tell anyone. I just went. I just laughed and went home. He kept it to yourself all along until this podcast. You didn't tell anyone to right now.

No, I was like, is that a discus? Is that what I'm supposed to think? I'm supposed to assume with a discus? Whoa. Whoa. I was like, no. Are you good? I think it isn't hit with a discus dog.

It's like a bloody metal object. I didn't know what a discus was yet. I was just like, yo. Did that come from space? I was thinking some crazy shit. You're acting stupid. I was like, I looked around, I looked around twice, I was like, hold on. There's some little mini-tray aliens.

Some mini aliens are fucking invaded and laid it on top of his head. It was really, so trippy, bro. I just looked down and see this little mental object with a little bit of blood on it. I just like, what the fuck? I was mind-blown, I was mind-blown. It was like the guy throwing it didn't make any noise It was like Look out

I was doing homework I was doing homework and I just like boom And I'm like What the fuck was that And I just see like a little Bloody like mental object and him just Faced down in the grass I texted my friend I was like

Yo I think Tomi's I don't know Oh That's good But yeah I want to be like a polevolta through some shit. Paul vaulting. What the hell is the diving shit?

The synchronized diving? You have a giant pole arm. And you fucking, you like, you always find out. And you're like, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like going over, you're like 30 feet up. You're just like, I run shit. But what if you fucking get halfway through and then you just fall? There's some people, like, if you feel like you put it at the wrong angle, it can just like, it's stopped.

And like, you know what I'm saying? So like, you're supposed to plan it and then use it to like spring yourself over. But if you don't do it right, you can just like just like just like just like just, you just, fucking just like impale yourself. You're just like, just like, just like, you're just like,

you're just like, like a 30-foot pole. You're just like, you're just stuck inside of it. It's just rocked. I've always, I've always, the pole vaulting like scares me

because like you, you put the pole down, you go over the thing, and then what if you land on the pole? Yeah, or, oh, yeah. That's always what I've thought. Like, what if you go on the other side and then you land on the pole

and now the polls going through you. Yeah, there's a, there's a, So I would not pick pole. I picked like ping pong or something. You know what's crazy? Like high jumping?

People can jump really fucking high dog. Yeah. And they can just make their body like flat and shit. And you're like, how did you just get like six foot five? How did you get up there? Like what? That's how do you want to watch Russell Westbrook. Yeah.

It's like, oh my shit. Yeah, he looks like he looks like he's flying. Yeah. He like jumps and then he like never comes back down. Yeah. Like stops like it has time to go like this with the ball like. Talk of shit. You know what?

I felt that away. Like, let me take this call. Yo, Bose, you probably remember this? Remember D. Rose in his prime before he got injured? I swear, he used to jump and I used to be like, damn, bro. Like, this guy's literally touching like the top of the floor. Like that's like that mugsy guy can dunk? He's like 5'4 3 and he could dunk.

He could dunk? What? Mugsy Boggs? It's so troly. It looks like a little-ass kid is just dunking. You're like, how? It looks like a two-k character. You're like, that's a glitch in the game.

We're going to take that out. That's like a little five-pigms. And he won a slam dunk contest. Look this shit up. Look the shit up, man. Mugsy Boggy Bogs want to slam dunk? I'm pretty sure I'm not faded. I could be faded, but I'm not faded on these.

What? Yeah, he did. He did. Dude, look at him. He's like a child. Oh my god. Watch a video. Watch a video.

He's jumping double his height. Watch a video, bro. He's jumping more than his height. Yeah, he's double. Like two of him. That's insane. Dude, that's insane. That's a same.

Superhero. That's a super hero. No lie. No joke. Oh, that guy has superpowers. That's a video That's what to do that. Oh, it's a video. It's like dude, this is unreal. What the fuck? Yeah, that's him right there. Five foot three. Dude. Dude. That is so trolly. Oh wait, I do know this guy. This guy was in space jam. Yeah, he was. He was. He was in space jam. Imagine this guy getting buckets on you, dunking? That is crazy. Is he's like a little pest on defense look at him. That was a trash that go

So low he can get the ball He's so low Dude that's fine your shoe look at that looks so trolly oh my god That looks so trolley he does look fast He does like he's always just there Dude it looked like he had to throw that ball like a discus Dude for real that was that was throwing like a discus yeah I want to see the dunk though. It's got to be a dunk right

I want a slam dunk contest. Like type in slam dunk contest. Like, how can this guy do tricks? Like, okay, you could dunk. You could like barely, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, lay it in almost. But how can you like win a slant dunk contest? I mean, they probably gave with him because he's five by three.

Yeah, he just dunked. I guess that's cool. Oh my God. He was in the 1990 or 1986 slam dunk content. Like, what is this quality? Like, where did it, when did the quality turn normal? When did it go from this to something else? Look at this quality.

Who the fuck is watching this shit and be like it's fucking fire? You'd watch it back then like honestly like I would not watch this too. Yeah, they wouldn't watch. You didn't know any better. That's why. People watched TV when it's in black and white. Bro, people were watching this like, how is this so clear? He tried to pull this.

They're like, dude, this is the best shit. Dude. It's the best shit. It's gay. It's gay. Did I just see a guy miss a dunk and that's, that was part of the contest? Is this him? Like LeBron would never.

Is that him? Oh, he's jumping from free throw. That's not even him. That's a different time. Yeah, yeah. No, there's no. there's no way mugsy bokes could jump from the free throw fast forward we have that t i that look just like t i that's that's him right that's got to be him that has to be him that's him but like there is all right here we go okay here we go here we go i foot three

five foot three dude bro who's five foot three that we know it's like you can not dunk you know I don't even know anyone that's like like imagine Abe. I think Abe's taller than five three two. No, he's short. No, I think Abe's like five five five five. Nah, he's like five five at least. Oh my god. Oh my god.

That's crazy dog. Wait, was that him? That's him. Whoa. Well, we sure that's him? Mugsy. That's him. That's him.

Imagine Michael Phelps. Wow, and he has dunks on? What the hell? And he just sat down. You have to tip it. That's 10, right? All right. All right, are we done?

That's nuts. Yeah. All right, well. See you later, guys. I still don't know how we got there, but thank you guys for watching. That's been episode one of the COVID-free podcast. We will see you next week. Peace out.

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