OpTic Podcast - SCUF HOUSE CONSPIRACY THEORIES | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 78

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

This week we have FormaL, MBoZe, MaNiaC, and Hitch on to talk about conspiracy theories and animal planet.   Go to http://keeps.com/optic to receive your first month of treatment for free! Go to http://manscaped.com and use code OPTIC to get 20% off plus free shipping. Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG SCUF HOUSE CONSPIRACY THEORIES | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 78 MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, me, mirror? Formal. And Nick? Yeah. Me and Nick. Oh my God. Nick was doing the whole time at the clip. Remember head down?

He was like, that's what I look. I'm like halfway there right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that? I forget what. Yo, what's up? Do y'all don't like the yell? Nah.

You didn't like it? I didn't like the yo. Okay. I like the triple yo. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Do you like the hey guys? Hey guys.

Welcome back to Optic Pops. episode 78. Obviously, no Hector today, no cod team today. So probably a lot of you guys have already clicked off. Talk with what you're stuck with. But yeah, everybody traveled yesterday to go to Toronto and we're here. So we've got a bunch of the lists. I'm here with Bose.

Money Biscuit. I'm trying to do the Hector thing. And then formal. And then Nick, Nick. Why don't I feel like every podcast starts all with me? Because it's always like, are you doing it? I just did. Yeah, it's always like, hey, what's going on?

I had a really long night last night, so. But I'm here today. I showed up. You did show up. That's what counts. Good shit, though. I almost brought a beer here just to, like, try to recoup. You showed up with a beer that you brought from home.

I would actually been so shocked. Dude, I think Roger has beers beer's in there. Dude, at the razor shoot. So we just started drinking. What's going on with Raj? Hold up. I feel like there's always beers. Should you start drinking?

Wherever. In case he, like, fights with Hector or something. Raj can down beers. Really? Yeah, just beer after beer after beer. I feel like he hasn't for a long time, though. Like, he used to... He probably does...

He probably does... Were him and Matt going out, like, all the time? What was that spot? He or two ago. Dude, him and Matt, he looked and get fucked up. Yeah. Him and Matt and Matt, he get fucked up. They don't...

You guys can see, but Matt behind the camera right now. He's just smirking. He's like, uh-huh. When they go drink, they drink. Like, it's not like, hey, let's get a few beers. It's like they're like they really had a long, week and then just like get off my back hector like i'm done with this shit like i'm just gonna drink and then they're just like shot for shot shot and they just go ape shut dude the first time i saw

matt drunk i was like no way at the at the bar i've never at concrete cowboy just just going rogue i don't know if i'm sure i have like years and years ago but i don't know if i've ever seen Matt like letting loose. Blasted? Yeah. One day, man. He's got some good stories, man. You just talk to him.

Yeah. He's got some real good stories. Dude, at the razor shoot, we like went out and, no, did we, no, we didn't even, yeah, we drank, like, the night of the razor shoot and then we woke up in the morning and got breakfast at like 7 a.m., 7.30 a.m. Nick comes down to breakfast with a beer and a double shot of vodka and then gets coffee and an orange juice and had breakfast. Yeah, I had like five different drinks in front of me.

That's almost kind of how it was this morning. Like, remember at the face shoot when like we both woke up so hungover, we could like barely function? Yeah, that was the worst. Well, after that, I realized if you just drink more the next morning and like force it down, you like feel a little better. So that's what you were doing?

Well, that's what I did this morning. How much did you do this morning? A few shots. Like I got out of bed I took a shot I laid back down in bed Let it kick in And I took another shot

That's what I'm saying Then I got out of the shower Then I didn't want to text And be like yo I'm not coming It was kind of funny until you said Like you woke up and took a shot And laid back down Dude I don't know man

It's so hard when I can't like function when I'm hungover Like just the I didn't want to like cancel And be like you know I can't come in I've only had one hangover my whole life one hangover? What?

What was that? I get a hangover every time. It's because you don't drink the way of fucking normal people do. That's because you don't have the drink. Everyone knows I have no control. Got to be some. Yeah, probably in Chicago sometime. I used to be fucking blacked.

That was the only time when I used to get blacked out. Yeah, I feel like you used to get. Literally all of us. I can't remember every time. I was like talking about yesterday. Blacked out every time. No, yeah, you never really did. I feel like I've never seen Matt.

I'm an adult. Like, belligerent or like. I saw Matt drunk once and it was in Australia. And you were doing this at the club. No, oh my God, I've been to the club with Matt. It was the most random crew. Oh, me, you're formal. And Nick.

Oh, yeah, Nick. Oh, my God. Nick was doing the whole time at the club. Remember head down? He's like, oh, man. That's what I look. I'm like halfway there right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, was that?

I forget what about that was. Was that a club with like couches in it? and they brought bottles. I mean, I guess every club. Wait, was that, so this is how it happened. It was in a lay?

We go to, they were like staying. No, it was, it was a burbank event, but it was after. Oh, it was like two nights.

It was like a night after. It was like a night after. Yeah, everyone was like staying and I was still there and you guys were still there. And I came to your hotel. We went downstairs

at a sandwich spot, got something. Went to the club, but I had a fake ID. And then they did you used to get your shit or not stolen, but like people would take your fake ID. Yeah.

And the guy goes, where we're like talking to him, like, we got a section, da-da-da, some dude in a leather black suit, or not black suit, a leather black jacket, black jeans, slick hair back. He's like, come with me. I'm like, so I'm just walking with him. I'm like, I look at him. I appreciate you, man. And he's like, you better not fucking drink. And I'm like, ha-ha-ha. And he stops walking.

And he goes, I'm serious. And I'm like, what the fuck? Who did I just follow him? 21. That's crazy. Bro, I used to go downtown and you would. always have to like pay 30 bucks or something like yeah you would like give them your fake idea and they'd just like the fake ID would a 20 under it just like come on man like it always

it always worked that uh it always written i was going that fucking underground though always dude i remember one time it didn't one time the guy looked at it and went you gonna have to do better than that and get really dude that's what i'm saying and then like for them to even get it or give it back to you so you could like try it elsewhere. You'd have to pay him like 60 bucks or something. It's like a corrupt world. Like pay back. They probably made so much.

I'm surprised they get away with that. Everyone's corrupt. They probably made so much money doing that. Yeah, right? Like is that a loud? A bouncer gets the fake ID. Until you run into one where he's like takes it too serious like a cop that happened to me.

He was like, I was like, bro, I'll give you 100. 200 right now. 200. I can't. Like, bro, yes you can. Give me the fucking I do that. He thinks you're a cop

and he's going to be arrested. Vice versa. Yeah, but anyways, you need help, bro. I don't,

I don't even drink that much. But it's like, but when I do, it's bad. Like yesterday. I bet you everybody listening. Yesterday was like Memorial Day, whatever,

fucking. Stop saying that. How about this? I don't even like saying it. In the last week, how many days you drink? Just yesterday Or

Maybe like You forget You're just a year Two days in a row Two days in a row Maybe like Maybe like a week ago You drink Sunday and Monday

You blacked out For the nights You're just like Do you still call yourself Sobniak If you're I do I don't

I don't know I don't want people to think Like I have a problem I have a problem With drinking too much When I do drink Yeah But like I don't

I don't like Drink consistently at all But like yesterday It was Memorial Day and there was like pool party it was basically like pool parties and shit so I went downtown there's pool party and

wait that video you put up a base I'm just not comfortable in social situations without like those like a pool party and like you just get fucked up so basically I just like try to get comfortable and next thing once I start getting comfortable and I'm like I feel pretty good

that last for five minutes yeah maybe like 10 minutes later that I start feeling it like go down little bit so I like drink more and drink more it's bad but I like always been like that since like yeah even since like I was like 18 dude for real

and then my move whenever I do get too drunk always right hand on the fucking like right right right it's like right hand right eye every time I get too drunk it's like just you fall asleep in the Uber like that yeah I just got like this and I don't know what I do the Uber sleeps have you ever thought about those it was it

As a guy, we don't really think about it, but, like, have you ever thought about if you fall asleep into Uber? Like, they can just take you wherever they want. I know. I thought about that before. That's why I've, like, tried to stay awake sometimes. Yeah. I like, shit when I'm going to car.

To take it to whatever. Yeah, like, when I get in an Uber at, like, 4 a. They can pull in a garage, and you wake up, you're in a garage. You're getting pulled out of the car. Beat the shit out of you. Dude. Like, what's going on? But if you're awake, then you can stop it.

If you're awake, you can jump out of the movie car, man. I guess. That piece give yourself a fighting chance. It's like imagine he just misread the situation

and just jumped out of a car for nowhere. He was taking back roads just to like give you a nice smooth ride. He's like where am I?

He's just like what the fuck? Dude he'd be so He's just doing another like Uber ride and his passenger just fucking jumps out of the car

boarding miles per hour door hits a tree he's just like do you have you ever heard the story of when Harrison Ford crashed on an airplane. So, okay, so there's this like, you know who Harris Ford is, right?

Do you have made Ford? No. Either that or a president. Wait, that's actually such a good call, though. It's either made Ford or he's a president. Okay, now fill me in. Who's right down in the comments? Oh, he's an actor.

He's an actor. Oh, yeah. No, I know this guy. I know actors' faces about another name. Like Indiana Jones. He's Indiana Jones. Cool. Oh, really? You just said that.

Yeah. Okay. Well, there's a, there's a story that he, like, got his pilot's license, was flying little planes, and he crashed onto a golf course. And a golfer, I'm fairly positive. This is true, right, Matt? Hit the ball in his cockpit? Yeah.

That's his, that's his plane. He crashed onto a golf course. And a golfer went and found him in the plane and called the ambulance, and then he was okay and everything. But I've always thought, like, imagine being the golfer in this situation. Just so checked. He's just golfing and then a plane crashes. What the fuck?

And then he walks up to the plane and checks the pilot and it's Harrison Ford. Is he filming something? What is this? What is this shit? I've always, like, when I first heard that story, I was like, I was like, oh, wow, damn, that sucks. Like Harrison Ford got, you know. Wait, he's played a president in the movie for sure. But he survived.

But he survived and he's good. But then I thought about it from the golf. for his perspective and it's just like a random golfer on a Saturday, just golfing. Totally different simulation. Bro, I saw a video of some dude like flying in a private jet or whatever and the pilot like passed out, like just like blacked out. I don't know what from. But he just like he was unresponsive, whatever.

And the passenger landed the plane through like the, like he was like talking to the tower or whatever and he had to land the plane by himself. Like you're like, dude. That is the whole time you're just, please. I can't imagine. Please get off. There was like one hand on the fucking. There was like audio and everything for it.

That was on TikTok, right? Did you see it on TikTok? Probably. I saw one where I get all my news. A girl was a, a girl was flying. It was her first flight. So she had just, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

She had just finished flight school. And she took off on her first plane, our first time flying and the wheel fell off. Oh my God. On her very first. time ever flying and so it's like fate's like you shouldn't be a pilot and so she just did circle she just did like circles until they got her her like flight instructor to like help calm her down and dude the like it has the audio recordings and everything and it's actually kind of haunting was she like panicking because they were yeah no she was panicking but she was trying to be like

yeah she was like she was trying to keep it together but they were like hey like just so you know your wheel fell off we're going to try to get help just just you have plenty of fuel keep looping and you hear her call back, she's like, okay. Do you think, like, the tower people, like, mute their mic, and they're like, oh, my God. But then they, they're like, all right, just stay calm.

Yes, for sure. She's so fucked. And they just like, all right, so where do you? They, like, see her in the sky. They're like, look, look. Oh, my fucking God. She says, in a thunderstorm. It's like, what the fuck?

There's a mini thunderstorm over a plane. We're going to need you to hit the red light above her head. She landed it and everything. And then she went, she finished her course after that. like apparently graduated and went right back up to flying like a week later it'd be a good it'd be a good like first test you know yeah like that's your i feel like pilots only have to deal with that one time if that so she got hers out of the way and now she should be that's how i see it like just straight if it happens again in like her career that's like crazy struck by lightning no or she's like

she's like slowly building up a case for the most clutch pilot to ever exist she's losing she's loosening the wheels. She likes it when the wheels fall off. Yeah. She's like, oh, bet. I saw a video of someone

was skydiving and their parachute was barely out, so it's like they're falling fast as fuck. They hit the ground hard as fuck, but they landed on a, like a fire ant farm. Dude, I heard about this.

What? And they would have died, but all the, like, fire ants, like stung her that it made her body build, like, so much adrenaline that it kept her alive.

Isn't that the craziest shit She landed on a fire Man pull this up She landed on a fire Yeah Matt's like what the Before you even said anything That was Pull this up

Landed on a fire I think I saw it on like She fell 14,000 feet Saved by fire ants Like look at this title It looks like you're capping so hard You're like why would anyone click on this link bro Skydiver saved by fire ants

After falling 14,000 feet before the aftermath It's just spinning Wait wait wait wait scroll back up Into doesn't only 19 people died Oh oh oh oh oh Only 19 people died in parachute accident That's still 19 too many

That's a bad stat Yeah that's a pretty bad stat Car accidents Everyone's got a car No one's skydiving daily If you make one It says your Your chance of dying is roughly

One and 100 thousand from skydiving That I feel like those odds are not It's not that great. That's not like, that's not helping me be like, oh. I mean, that's good, but like, nah, dude. If you're falling in your parachute, what's your last like 10 seconds of thought? Why the fuck did I do this? It's like, damn.

I could have went on with life without parachuting or like skydiving at all and been perfectly fine. Right. I think that's the thing. Worst case scenario. Wait, hang on. I'm wondering if like, her parachute was like, or I don't know if there's a guy or girl, but like if the parachute was like a little out. Dude, like her.

Her shoe was deployed. She didn't survive 14, that. Shoot did not deploy as it had the previous 35 times that she had done this. So she's just like, what the fuck is just so unlucky? He's like, it just did it 35 times straight. And then the one time I'd like, whatever. She began to spin. Her shoot in the reserve shoot.

Dude, that is so. Spinning in the air would be so fucking. They can't even see anything. Doctors were baffled that she was still alive and over the course of her treatment, and they noticed small red bumps all over her body. Eventually, they came to realize that it was in fact fire ant bites that it kept her alive. Dude, that is, that is absurd. Isn't that that's what the ants don't give a fuck that she fell from the sky?

They're just like, intruder! Like how fast did they like just go to stain? On her shit right away. They're just like intruder. It's like, it's like, it's like as if like an intruder fell on the planet. You know, like how fast would the, how fast would humans respond with like the police and like shit and the army and shit? Fast. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? But they do it faster. I mean, they do this. Literally not even a thought in their ant brain. There's a task. Joan continued to work at the. Bank of America after her accident turning down disability

she just shows up to work and they're like hey I was your weekend she's like I got a story for you insects are fucking insane bro you Matt wait can you pull up YouTube in while we like in that we do this or like can you pull a video that I can recommend look up a Japanese Hornet versus

bees I need you guys to watch this Japanese Hornet versus bees yeah you guys gonna see this and people at home me to see this too because like what the fuck going on in the insect world. Look, I think I may have seen this. Dude, bees are so freaky.

Dude, why can't we more bee-like? Why can't we be more bee-like? Why can't we be more bee-like? Why can't we be bees? Can we be-be-be-can we just like, like, come together and be- Okay, wait, what are we watching? He's looking there, honey.

Weird that we like fuck with honey. I wonder if that honey is so much better than like. Oh, that looks so good. It does. Is there no sound, though? You kind of need sound because there's like a narrator. Uh-oh, here we go again Dude, that looks so good

It does, I don't even know I'll have this in the video I want to show the insects part That's so Ushy-Gushy What the Okay, like Like what's going on in the world Like what's going on in this world Look at our world

We're sitting here filming a podcast Look at this world Look at this guy posted What's good They're just one I'm just waiting They are just a unit That's all they are

Look at the little larvas How do you get a camera Fast forward It's when they're like This thing's in the beehive A giant Going, going. Like right here, play, play, play, play.

So this thing's pulling up on a beehive because he wants to eat them. Just one V. Look how big it is compared to these things, bro, right? But watch this, watch this, watch this. Like, what, like, this is what's going on on our planet in the insect kingdom. He's like, he's like trying to eat something. He's probably going hard right now. He's about to eat one.

He doesn't give a fuck that he's like, you know what I'm saying? Look, he's like, come here. That there's. He's like, come here! He just rips its head off. What? But like, like, look, this thing's a giant to them. They're like, no.

No. Yeah, dude, like... Dude, what a dumbass. You need to have my back, like, these things have his back. I mean, I hope I would. They just jump his shit. Look, and, like...

Dude, that's crazy that they do that, though. And he's just dead. Because they didn't attack until one of them got attacked. Exactly. Like, they were like, no, that's cool. Wait, now it's not. Swim his shit. Oh, he's just a big one.

Dude, he's gigantic, though. He's kind of alfing their shit. Like... Wait, does he survive this? No. I was like, there's no way he survived. He's getting stunned beyond belief. I think he...

He's got a guy. He's not even stung, bro. They're not even stinging him. That's what's crazy. They're just suffocating them. And they're killing him with heat. That's what this whole video is about. Is that these bees are killing him by just, like, vibrating their bodies and making it really hot for him.

And he can't move. They're like killing him in a weird ass way. Okay, first of all, what are these camera shots? How? Who the fuck is filming this? Who is ready for this to happen? I know. Did they, like, did they set this up?

I don't know. I feel like they do a lot. Get in there, buddy. Hey, look at this thing, look he took some down with him though. He's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm taking some with me. Oh, geez. He's just, I'm dead.

No eyelids. That hurted. No eyelids or anything. All because he was fucking hungry. That was insane. Dude, planet Earth is, Planet Earth is so sick. Have you seen the one where like these like,

it's like, I forget, they're like lizards or something. And from the moment, they like pop out of the ground and they're born, snakes chase them. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's like the... Let's end like on the beach? I know Sean, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the craziest scene.

And one of them has a crazy escape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, imagine spawning in. Okay, listen, listen. Imagine spawning in. Like, before you even have a thought, you look to your left and something else that you don't even know it looks like you yet

because you don't even know what you look like yet. It's just getting eaten. It's getting sworn by like these like, like, long things. You don't even know what a snake is, yeah? You don't know what anything is yet. It's just, but, you don't know what anything is yet. It's just, pure instinct. And then you see other, like, other people running, so you're like, I got to run too, I guess. I don't know what running is, but I'm just going to move these feet. I don't know. And then you're just running and then, like, you're getting chasing. You don't even realize that how lucky you're getting in shirt. Yeah. I don't know, bro. That's like, I wonder if it's like, I wonder if I wonder like what animal, like, obviously dogs feel fear. Like you can, you know you can like feel that. But like, do lizards? I think they do. Or is it just pure instinct? No, no. So then does it go down to insects? Do insects? Do insects? Do insects? Do insects?

feel fear or is it all instinct? Okay, I don't know if insects feel fear. Do they have emotions? I don't think insects feel fear. Hellesie. No, I don't think. I think insects only have like one one thing. Yeah, I think they just think like eat

hungry. Eat. Eat. And reproduce and. Oh, he's stuck. He's stuck my friend. We must pounce on him. Yeah, we must suffocate him with vibration. That's, I'm telling you, I don't know. It's crazy. So do you want to hit these topics? I guess.

Mottoffert two doesn't have to. I'm telling you we should just talk about bullshit the whole time. Dude, I actually saw a... Did I watch a fight this weekend? Jervante Davis one. Well, I didn't watch it, but I saw the knockout. Did you watch it? Come on, Matt, pull up the knockout here for the guys.

For you. There was a knockout? Wait. Is the guy that has the hardest hitting punch? No. No. I saw a screenshot. I don't really watch the fights like that,

but they pull up, like, Twitter goes crazy. And like, what was that one where who got kicked and his face looked like it was like more? Oh, that was the UFC fight. That was the Olivera card or something like that. But yeah, he got kicked out with like,

stained front kick, bro. Dude, it looked like, it literally, I don't know how you survive a kick like that. It literally looked insane. I would die. If someone kicked me like that, I think I would die. That would be it for me.

With that much force? Was, uh, was Davis winning this fight, though? I mean, Bose is going to say, yeah. No, it's like, it's like, but it's like not, it doesn't, he has all another six rounds. Like, so even if he stood up from this point. But I mean, like, how was the fight going, like, sort of like back and forth? I mean, there was like no really hard shots.

It was just like technical. Does he keep going from here? No, hell, that's it. He went across high when he got knocked. Yeah, if you, like, saw his legs there, though, they were still, like, not stable. Yeah. Dude, what's crazy is David, these guys are what, like 140? 130.

130. 130? How tall are there? This is 135. How tall are there? Rollies like 5-8, tanks like 5-6-5-5. Damn. He's 5-5-6-130 and could fuck me.

And could 1 be for us. You could 1 be 4. Even that guy. The guy who just got knocked out. Yeah. Good as well. And like, you know how much like shape you have to be in? They for sure only eat rice.

I'll be there one day. Not if you keep doing what you've been doing. You were almost there. I was. And then you went to Mexico, right? No, what really, or yeah, Cabo. What really did it is my back. Like, I hurt my,

probably said it on a podcast before, but I like tweaked my back in rehab playing volleyball. Playing volleyball, yeah. They did like nothing about it. Barely, dude, it was a struggle just to even get ice. Like, I think they just thought I was like trolling them. or just like being a baby. And then just over time, it just got worse and worse.

And the harder I kept working out, the worse it's gotten. I'm figuring it out. I'm figuring it out now, though. I'm like stretching twice a day. You've been telling me? I have to take walks. Really? Yeah, it's so annoying.

You've been telling me you're going to get an MRI tomorrow for like a week now. So have you still, have you got an MRI? Well, my chiropractor said that they were going to like figure it out, contact someone, and then let me know. That was literally a week ago. And I've yet to hear anything back. You could probably hang it out. Hmm?

You could probably hang it out. Yeah, I do do that. Like every morning I'll just hang there. What? Like, oh, my bar? Like a chin-up bar, I just fucking hang for like a minute straight. And then hit the shot? Bro, it's so annoying.

The shoe used to have back pain? Yeah. Dude, this shit is so like. It's like one of the... It's so, like, depressingly crippling. I forgot how I, so they used to like fuck up,

but yeah, it's so fucking annoying. Yeah, it is. Defensively crippling. I feel like I can't do anything. When you go to the carpenter, they like crack your back and shit?

It's like crazy cracks, yeah. Because I'm like so stiff. Once they... How stiff? Like literally they crack it. I have to be like... The last time I went to lay there

for like five, 10 seconds before I can like... It's pretty intense. He wants the... He like knows I'd do all this game and stuff And he wants, like, all of you guys to come in. But I don't know if you guys are interested. No, I'm weird now.

But it feels... Have you ever had your neck cracked? No. Like... Can I just YouTube a video on how to do it? No. No, you got to get someone to do it. Bro, the last time I went, she literally cracked...

She did the thing where I put my leg over my other leg and I'm on my side. Oh, sure. And she, like, rolls me a little bit. And then she did that. And, bro, I literally heard water moving. Like, heard water. It was weird as up. And she said, I thought I was crazy.

And then afterwards, she goes... Wow, that was the most water I've ever heard of move. I'm like, yo, it sounds like someone flushed the fucking face. In my ears, though, I heard it. Wait, how does she hear it? I don't know how. She was just like... She was like...

Dude, it was insane. I have no... Bro, like, I felt it like... It literally felt like it was coming out of, like, the spots in my back and my neck. It felt crazy. It felt like shit was leaving my back. It sounded like someone fucking flushed the toilet. I'm dead serious.

It felt like someone was gargling with terrain. It literally sounded like someone turned on a... sink for one second. Yeah, I never experienced that. What the fuck? You never just, like, hurt. Like, you never got your neck cracked by them and you hear, like, like, liquid. Like, you hear it.

You never? This is terrifying. Maybe I have to, like, listen next time. Like, water. I don't want to go. I was about to go. And then I was like, no. Really?

You never heard that? Nah, it's pretty nice. Maybe I'm crazy. It is? No, you're not crazy. I know what you're talking about. Like, you never just, like, sat there and, like, heard water in your body? No, no, no, no, no.

Not water. But, like, I don't know what it is, but it sounds like... Just sort of liquid. Yeah. Matt, do you know what we're talking about? I'll just hear that shit moving. No? Bose might be like a water shooter.

Matt's like a chiropractor guy. Have you ever seen people use a Y strap to where it's like the chiropractor? You're laying down. And he's like standing at your head. And it's like he's literally pulling your fucking head out of your body. That looks like it feels so good. Dude. Dude, my guy did that to me, but not as, like, he just did it with his hands.

Like, not a whole, like, strap. But it was still like, whoa. Really? Like it went like all the way down to like my lower back from like top of my head all the way through. How deep? Like to your. Dude, it's deep. It's a pull like close to the butto.

Dude, like imagine like your head being on a pole, right? And then you put the pole in your body and then your head goes on top. Imagine him pulling that your head like all the way as much as he can and then putting it back in. That's what it looks like. Literally it's like pulling your head out of your body. Pulling your body straight. He's like pulling your spine street and then letting it go and it just. goes back. That's what it looks like.

So, so, like, I've never seen a chiropractor ever. So if I go in there, like, he's going to fuck me up. No, it's, you're going to feel so much better. It looks worse than what it feels. Like, it feels pretty good. But, like, you watch someone do it, and they're, like, turning their heads that easy. Watching the TikToks, bro, I'm like, damn, it looks like it feels so fucking good. Yeah, it does feel pretty good.

You've seen the one other guy who, like, was in so much pain that he, like, couldn't lay down. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it was a guy who didn't feel good for him kind of thing. He didn't feel good for him kind of. Like, he was just like, I can't move. Like, it was like still kind of. And at the end, he was okay.

Yeah, there was just like one guy who was in so much pain that even getting on the table. He had a hunchback. I think so. I think I might have seen it too. And they just like, don't TikTok. And he goes. He got, like, breathe in and they're like, Kik, Kik.

Wait, you're watching the videos of like people just like, they're like holding a dog kind of like a dog standing there. Oh my god, dude, I don't even like seeing that. I don't even know, like, yeah, I'm like kind of uneasy about it, but like, they'll just, like, fix a dog's, like, back. The dog would be like, ah! Yeah, but like, and then it's like, oh, it starts wagging its tail and shit. But, like, how do you know, like, how to crack a back? I watch, like, horses, get nails stuck in their hooves or something, and then they got to, like, shave their hub down and then hoof or whatever. Oh, the, like horse stuff?

Yeah, and they got to take it out. Like, our abscess, a horse abscess? Ew. No, it's not. Dude. It's not like that. It's not like that. say puncture it comes out like oh and my

dude it just look are you talking about where they like shave the bottom of the horses yeah that's what I was talking I don't know that like I don't know about abscesses or they put that metal plate on the bottom of the horse and it's like able to yeah yeah yeah what the fuck are we said he's like uh the horsesher yeah but I've seen

like they literally have to like unscrew the horses and take it off and then like scrape it down like that doesn't hurt it all I don't know if it hurts horses or not apparently it feels like really good that's why the horses just the horse wait what it feels good yeah because it's like it's imagine having like like if you're a horse

you have dirt in between like the shoe and your hoof and you can't it's like it's like a nail it's like a nail that you can't that they can't pick dude they don't even cut it with like something they use like a fucking carver dude yeah back of a hammer just like stabbing it to the ground tell me how every time they shave off a new thing it looks like it's like a walnut like the inside of a walnut yeah you know what I'm like

what is that I saw yeah I saw I saw it look at it as a peanut like I saw a video where like it was like a horse that was like he's like thank you and the only reason the only reason like domestic horses have to do this is because they don't they're not like wild so they're not like running around right shaving it off right shave it off like wild horses shave it off naturally by like it's kind of aids for horses galloping and stuff horses were just chilling one day I want an horse and they were just getting like hurted and they were getting hurt we were like we should put a metal plate on their feet I kind of want a horse is what it drove

like this will fix it I feel like horses would be beautiful wild like just running around the forest and shit there's horses in the north kansas that like are wild on the beach so like there's like this part of the beach that like you can't go to and there's just like horses running around the beach imagine how the horses felt they were getting rounded up by other people riding

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It's kind of brain-dead stuff. I want like a huge out of like that so bad. Like, nah, dude, all it takes is one time. Yeah, just one, bro. They're in a bad mood for like 30 minutes. And you accidentally step on its foot or like you like you just, you just approach it wrong. And even if they don't mean to kill you, they just, they're too fucking strong. If you mess around with a lion, bro, like a polar bear or like a polar bear in his backyard and he has a pool for it.

What? Oh, cool. It's cool. He's a pool in everything. This guy has a polar bear in his backyard that he built a pool for and it's deep. They swim and everything. And he just goes in and cuddles and shit with it. I'm like, how did this fucking happen?

He's on. He's at the edge of the pool and the polar bears are behind me. He's like, what's good? Yeah. He's known since a baby. Now, you have to. Even like, say my cat, I've known it since it was a baby. But, like, he'll still kind of like, he's ready to fight sometimes. Look at this shit, dude.

Oh, my God. He looks like a kind of a polar bear. Like, he could be like, like, he knows. He's like, dude, polar man. Where does he live? Like, he's like, get off my back. Right there, I would have jumped in the pool, right then, in there. Dude, look at this thing.

Dude, it's a polar bear. And he's like, what's good. I don't think I'd be scared. He's like, take some Instagram. I feel like if I've known it since birth, I would. wouldn't be too scared. If I was around it every day since birth, I wouldn't be that scared, especially if he hasn't done anything yet.

But, dude, once it gets to, like, teenager size, you're going to know if it's going to kill you or not kind of thing. Well, actually, dude, you saw a push off and swim away? Dude, this is. Look how big it is, bro. Oh, my God. Where does he live? It looks like he lives in, like, Nebraska.

Would you ever want a life like this? Like a farm-ish life with, like that. It would be too boring, man. I couldn't do it. It'd be so much keeping up with them. I feel like it sounds fun, but then probably after like a week, yeah. And it just smells like horse shit, fucking. Look at him.

Just taking pictures with a polar bear. Imagine him like doing a dog rinse. Dude, that thing is just tripped. Like, shit. Dude, look at this thing. Imagine him approaching you like this, bro. I'd be so shook. Oh, no, I would shit.

See, all he's ever known though is probably this backyard, which is like, the only way you can do this. Dude, look at him. He's like eight feet tall. He's like, never mind you're not food And the amount you have to feed them a day Dude, imagine what this thing's eating It's like full animals

Yeah, it's just like chickens They don't have like He's like come back in the pool They don't have like polar bear food It's just full It's just full animals that you toss at it She's like dude if this thing wants to It could just end this guy like

Have ever seen an alligator eat A turtle? No no no Oh yeah no no I told you about that The like what kind of bone was it again a fucking, I forget what kind of bone, but like, and a turtle tube, dude. A turtle shell is pretty hard to crack, but not for a crocodile.

Imagine like a fucking elephant bone, a leg bone. Dude, the alligator one bite, bone like snapped. Bone chips everywhere. Like, imagine a human bone. Like, what do alligators think when they're like catching, like, or like, what do crocodiles think

when like they're catching zebras in their mouth and they come across the bone? And they're like, this kind of hurts my mouth, but like, I'm just kind of, gonna keep biting until it's like you know what I'm saying they have the most insane so they don't like think like that like they'll they'll have I don't know what their forces I'm actually biting shit like they don't give a fuck what they're biting has there ever been like a like a planet earth like documentary that like doesn't cut

anything it's just brawl what that's I mean what do you mean because like a YouTube videos like like like like like planet Earth and stuff it's like a it's like you know they'll get to a point where like the cheetah does catch yeah no no no thing and they like cut no there's a couple that are They're like kind of like You see it all? Yeah, there's a lot of roo shit I'm still scarred from seeing an alligator

Literally chomp a deer in half Like the deer's in its mouth And it's just like like whips it And the like bottom half of the deer Just like flies When a zebra crosses then like a river And like Africa And like it just gets jumped by like

Like and these crocodiles are like the big one Maybe it was the zebra Maybe it was a deer Just getting its face torn off Dude And like there's just pulling up All getting a piece And they feel pain

No, they do, dude, that's why it's fucked. Now, what's even more fucked is that they know they have to cross the river, though, and so do the crocodiles. And they know what's in the river. That's what's crazy. Like, they're doing it, knowing, like, we're going to talk to some of us guys, but, like, it's for the betterment of the species. That's what I'm saying. There's no way that's thought. That's not the thought.

I know. They're thinking food. They're thinking, we go that way, because we have to. Because the way they're like... Those kind of animals, like, dears, I don't really consider... I mean, I'm sure they are smart, but they do some dumb shit. They do some dumb shit. Like, you have seen videos of them just on the bridge and the highway, someone walks up to them and they just dive off the bridge.

Like, what are you doing? Yeah, no, no, no, for real, though. Why would you do that? For real. I was like about to put you on my backseat and drive you to the other side. Instead, you dove off. There's no way they think that's what you're doing, though. They just see a car.

Yeah, they just see a human. They're like, get me out of here. I'm about to die by a machine. What the fuck? No, I mean, I don't know. it's insane what's going on out there I saw it like I like the first time I saw something like that

that was like uncut it was like a hyena and there was a I think it was an elephant that was dead and the hyena was trying to eat the elephant but he couldn't eat

he couldn't eat it because of the like skin his skin's too thick so he tried to find a way to eat it and so he's literally just walking around I think it's a hyena just walking around this elephant

and the way that he found out how to eat it is like through its anus. So he sticks its whole face in there. I don't know if I've seen this. Starts eating it from inside. From the poop. The starting his ass.

Like elephants taste good. You're eating poop. Yeah. So I remember seeing that for the first time. So my friends linked it to me and like, and you had to go find that video. High school and I was like. Yeah, Matt, pull that one up.

And Matt's like, that's crazy. That's disgusting. Yeah. So yeah, look that one up if you want. I think, I mean, Imagine that's not even real. I just made that all up.

Dude, imagine going to Chickas. I just remembered that wrong. I've never heard anything like that. Yeah. Dude, I've seen Cheetahs like on the people that are driving like through like the jungle. I don't know what is Safari and a cheetah just jumps on top of the car. Bro, imagine being in like the jungle. Imagine being in the jungle with anacondas and shit.

Imagine getting pulled up on by a wild anaconda. Like you're in like waste high water. You just like feel something. You're like what is that? Oh, you're dead. But it feels like a, it probably feels like a like a, it probably feels like a big. ass carpet rolled up and it's like rubbing against your leg and you're like what the fuck was that

but like not a carpet I just mean like the sheer force of it you'd be like what was that you know you know it's long and all of a sudden it's wrapping up your legs and it's trying to kill you like if it goes for you it's trying to do something it's trying to kill you and eat you hole like snakes are fucked up what's crazy is people still

live in those conditions like there's so many like villages and tribes and shit actually still living in like those type of conditions the same day that we're like Like, oh, rabbit. Like, why can't we just, or whatever the fuck, year we're in?

2022, but, like, the fact that people are still fucking living like that. Like, they'll pull, like, an Anaconda will pull to a village, and the whole village will come together and, like, just fuck with it. You know? You're hitting with rocks and shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I see an Anaconda, bro. I'm dipping, like, outside the HQ.

I'm not like, oh, sweet. Like, what? It's like entertainment to them almost, you know? I don't know. That's insane. Yeah, like, the same way that we see rabbits and we're like, oh, a rabbit. they'll see like

wild a cheetah and they'll be like ah the cheetah's over there and then they continue walking home and I mean we haven't even talk about the ocean but like Jesus that's a whole other story dude I don't fuck with the ocean man

I don't talk with the ocean or space I just want to stay here The ocean didn't scare me but it's like as I got older I feel like it I'm a little sketched I spent my last days in the ocean like going to the beach

You're retired I'm retired from the beach like I'll go to the beach and lay on the thing, but I'm not getting in the water. No, I have too much respect for the ocean at this point to get in the water. I know too much about the ocean to get in the ocean now. You know what I'm saying? I don't know.

The last time I was in the ocean was in Mexico and it was kind of like, we were in the middle, we were in the middle, so it was like, it's a little scary enough to get hit by, like, do you get some bit off you by a shark? Because is it vibey then? Like, is it like? Well, I had so many thoughts. First, it was like, all right, let me make sure I jump off the right part of the boat so I don't get propeller, the fucking let my leg chat.

That's what I'm saying. And then the guy's like throwing bread. in the water and I'm thinking like we're swimming assholes yeah like sharks are just just just showing the water like what are you trying to oh this is the plot you get me to jump in and he just and he just like and then study started bleeding so at that moment I'm like fuck that hell I'm I wonder what sharks you think sharks you know how they say like sharks and smell blood from like however miles away like so are they just like swimming with like constant like constant options constant options around them where they're like

I can go there, there's blood there, there's blood there, there's blood, you know what I'm saying? It's not just your blood, it's a lot of other things, blood too. Yeah, they like smell what blood? And then they want something specific. That's actually kind of crazy. Imagine like a fish is bleeding over there. Yeah, definitely.

A fish is bleeding over there, but like Jeremy is bleeding over there. And then a sea turtles over there deep and that's like their favorite food. That's like that one smells real nice. Yeah, exactly. Let's go that way. It's like a chickfully for them. You know what I'm saying?

They just want to come towards and eat it. I don't know, that's insane. What's this? Bears? Bears can smell. 20 miles. Miles away, dude. I feel like I have heard something like that before.

Dude, 20 miles. 20 miles? I don't know. I'm not scared of a second. Like, actually think about how far 20 miles is for a second. Imagine me like, isn't that farther Dallas is closer than 20 miles? No, it's like smelling. And it's through a four.

It's like me smelling HDV in Dallas. Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, nice fun, man. What? Dude, that is actually... How do you even distinguish, like... But it has to be a raunch smell, like a dead animal.

A carcass. Yeah, a carcass has to have like a really, really pungent smell for like a bear. So what I wonder what like a cooked steak, like, smells like right in front of the windowsill? Like, what does it smell like right in front of him? It probably smells so much different than like what we... Not that I can smell, but... Like, the greatest thing fucking ever in life. Like, imagine like what, what humans can smell, but like...

Just give a bear... But now what he can't even like... imagine it amplified it's the same thing though you can say it's like are they smelling a whole bunch of shit then if you're smelling up to 20 miles away do you just have a constant diameter around you where you're smelling a whole bunch of shit and then when a bear pulls up on you you're just unlucky that you were the best smelling thing to him you know what I'm saying maybe you know how like what d and Jay you know how when you're in a room of full full of people talking and you can like hone in on different people's conversation and tune other things out maybe that's how smell yeah yeah where they're like dude I smelled cabbage but fuck that I can smell steak or 13 miles away. And then they just start moving towards that direction. And then they're just like, stake this way. And can actually like track it down. Here, side note.

Do you think that, do you think, okay, do you think that, okay, do you think that eventually there'll be a human born with superpowers? Like, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Yeah, actually. Hear me out. Okay, okay, okay. Beethoven. Tell me how hammerhead sharks.

Tell me how a hammerhead, you know what a hammerhead shark looks like, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did a normal shark turn into a hammerhead shark? Tell me that. How did one of them be like, and then like, and then like, Exactly like that And like over millions of years And then eventually he has sonar

He's like I think this would help me Get food Okay what about human Like what if I needed to fly one day You think eventually Eventually like if we needed to Like not wanted to Needed to fly

You know say the floor was lava Will we turn into like winged creatures I'm surprised It probably would happen This is gonna be a little weird But like if a human had sex With a bird Or like an eagle

Right Of course What would come out of that common thought. Okay, that's such a weird thought. How hasn't that happened yet? Okay. Can they clutch? Do they not get pregnant? Well, let's say, let's say, let's say, how about we change up? What the fuck? Let's change it a little bit. Let's change it a little bit. Yeah, switch it up. Instead of set. Let's talk about like maybe a scientist grabs human DNA. That's what I was saying. That's what you were going with instead of like banging a bird.

You know, you know what's crazy? Someone probably is trying that right now. For sure someone. But who's a billionaire. I offered LeBron and Serraina Williams to make a baby. Remember that? I'm fucking serious. Not yet. I wonder. You ever wonder what came in that?

What? I'm sure there was conversation. There had to be a billionaire offered a lot of money to LeBron James and Serena Williams to donate their hair and egg and his sprung. Are you serious? To make a super child. I think that why just one? Genetics of a fucking god. I don't know.

And do pushups like, modern day. It's nothing. But if, I mean, if that, if, I don't know whether that was a rumor or whether that was true. I'm sure it was true. But like, if that it was true and he like publicly said it, you know there were calls made. Like, LeBron's team was like, hey, like, we have this opportunity. Are you interested?

500 million. They probably are like, honestly, that would be insane. Like, I must be interested. If I was LeBron, I'd be like, what would our baby look like? Right. You have to wonder. I mean, have you seen Serena Williams? Yeah.

She's yoked. Literally, LeBron, female LeBron. Jacked. Like unbelievably jacked. What about Venus? Isn't that her name? Venus Williams? Yeah.

Venus. Serena. Dude, those are pretty cool names. Venus. Serena and Venus. That's a pretty dumb name. I never saw that King Richard movie. Have you all watched it?

Yeah. Is it good? What's it about? Good. Just like about their tennis career. Oh, really? And Will Smith is like, plays the dad. That's what he won an award for right after he slapped Chris Rock.

Oh, yeah. I got to watch that. What the fuck? Is it just me or can I not kind of think of like what some Will Smith something popped up and I was like I don't really want to watch it because I don't know Like I don't really want to watch it I thought about I thought about that a lot what is that again like what is a person have to do in order for you to dislike their art overall oh oh oh oh yeah like I love I love will Smith That's actually that and I was like I don't know if I can even like watch this movies anymore. I don't know.

Yeah. I mean, I get that way. It's like some stuff I'm like, that stuff is still, like, I'll still watch it. That shit's still funny. But like, or like that movie's still good. But like, I can't, I can't watch like House of Cards anymore because of like the- I just love watching House of Crates too.

Yeah, and it's because of that. Like anything with like him in it, what's his name? Kevin Spacey. Anything with him in it? I'm just like, ugh. Yeah. Even like Louis C.K. stand-up. Dude, that's weird.

Louis C.K. is a little... Louis C.K. makes jokes about what happened, which is different, in my opinion. I've really listened to this. Kevin Space is a different, like, Kevin Space is a serious actor too. Right. Where I was like, ew. Yeah, like, what the fuck's wrong with you?

Like type shit, I don't know. What'd he do? I don't even remember, but it was... Kevin's face. He, like, groomed boys. Oh. Oh, yeah, some weird shit, bro. Yeah, like, really weird shit.

Oh, it's so fucking weird. Yeah. Well, it's like... I actually never watched it. Anytime like Bill Cosby comes up, I'm just like... Yeah, which is wild. It's so weird, like, seeing his personality, like, how, like, weird and, like, goofy he was. When he walked out of jail, he just-all-the- shit.

Yeah, like, you're fucking weird, actually. Come on, psycho. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. That's... Damn. Yeah, there's... This world's crazy.

It is. It is wild. Damn, Bill. Like, base nectar is another big one. Do you know who base? Oh, yeah, I know that. He got caught, like, human trafficking. No, he didn't.

What? It's something very serious. Like to the point where like I grew up I grew up listening to his stuff I didn't why I didn't listen to Like that like I knew it was yeah it's like a DJ right yeah and like now I'm fairly I mean I don't want to be like spreading rumors for sure But it's like something like allegedly it's completely wrong it's something like fairly serious where my mind was like not not that anymore I don't fuck with him anymore yeah yeah but is this wait yeah oh my god yeah wrong with this guy was he like a famous DJ? Yeah, he was a DJ. And he's just

Like, like, what? At the same time? Like, aren't you making like, why you're not just in the studio making beats? But the thing is, is like extra money? Nick still listen to R. Kelly. So.

You're weird for that. Cows. Well, to be honest, to be honest, it's almost like the same thing. Like, you're still like, yeah. It's the remix to ignition.

All right, what's next? Like, I just, nah, I can't realize. Cows is. Yeah. Apparently. Ralee used to just like go and he had like a ring in his house like a like a wrestling ring or whatever and he used to just go snap his finger and a girl will come up from under

the ring she's just down there waiting the whole time posted that's so fucked dude that's like prison that's that's a dungeon what you're describing is a dungeon cow's ass crazy he went too far with that shit that's wait isn't Bill Kott are Kelly still locked up yeah but Bill Cosby's free bill he beat it up no There was like 70 women How long was he in jail? Like a year or two? No, when he got free I was like

This world, I mean It's just literally money This world is sick, dude It's just billionaires controlling everything If somebody's that evil can get out Like since Bill got out Arkelly can't get out But if R. Kelly got out, Bill was staying

Yeah, you might be right Someone got to stay someone got to go What about it's the balance of the force That's actually kind of crazy Dirty shit I just said Someone got to stay Is it Jeffrey Epstein, his wife.

Like, dude, he was in prison. She knocked up. Yeah. It wasn't his wife. It was his like, or whatever. Co-worker that helped him. But I thought they were like a cop-liss. Like, dude, he was in jail, but he could leave the jail every day.

Huh? He didn't know he could leave from like nine to five. I'm pretty sure the only person doing. He could go home and shit or like, and then his like time in prison was like his own secluded thing. Like it was like a living room. And he could eat like whatever he wanted and shit. I was like, damn. Dude, I looked, bro.

What the whole shit? I was like, looking at that shit. But the main thing I was looking at was like his finances that they like had in there, bro. This guy was. Doesn't look at money. Doesn't even look at money like loaded. Like main account like 80 mil, brokerage account 100 plus. Just writing 50.

Like just money just sweetest offshore 50. But like it, but it's crazy because like think about it. He had he got a guy was selling a company. He recorded that guy getting a massage from a younger girl. Granted, maybe the guy didn't know. Who knows, right? Because of sick. But I'm sure if, like, you're entangled, you're...

Yeah. No, if you're... You're hanging out on his private island. Yeah. Let's just say, let's just say, like, the guy didn't know, right? Right. Let's just say he didn't. He had that video.

The guy was time for the guy to sell the company. Just basically, like, I got this film. You're going to put me on that sheet to sell the company. So I get a few billion. If not, I'm going to drop this to the world. And you're not getting shit. I'm not going to... Dude, that's insane.

And he just... He just... And then just started turning up. much fucking footage they probably had. I would not be surprised if they had fucking. Dude, they have some crazy shit probably, you know what I'm saying? They definitely still have it. That's the crazy thing is they still have it.

Yeah, they do. Well, she used to like record him, right? Who the fuck knows? They had cameras in the crib. Imagine how much blackmail there is out there in the world. Imagine how many people are getting blackmailed right now. Probably, and think about how many people with billions that he's that they probably got footage of it, like you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, no, dude, this world is. So, it's a fucking crazy. Every company your friends are going to sell, let me guess. Here's this. Start me a bill. Yeah, that, I remember watching that documentary, the one that came out on Netflix about him, and I was just like, damn. I watched kids actually like sneak onto the island and go on his house and shit.

It's like these two kids. Yeah, I made like a YouTube video. Everything's like locked and shit, but like they didn't go inside, but they're on the island. Really? Yeah. Fuck. Dude, YouTubeers are. Yeah, right?

How bad do you need to get views, right? Like, why would you even do that? One time Alexis and I were on the, we were on the pier, the Santa Monica pier, because we just go and hang out there whenever we go out there. And all of a sudden there's these guys in matching shirts like running down the pier towards the beach, giggling when they all had cameras.

Like, well, no way. And we went past and I was like, dude, fucking YouTubers. And then I looked down, One of their friend had jumped off the pier and was swimming back to shore. Oh my God, dude. And there were already cops lined up on the shore just waiting for him to swim back. And like, what if he's like congrats? And it's like, dude, was it worth the, for sure 5,000, maybe 5,000 max views that you're going to get?

Just like, dude, come on. Some people do like literally anything. Yeah, I hate seeing them. Some people just live like that though. Like, yeah. Steveo and like the whole jackass crew. Like that was their life before they were even like getting paid for it Or they were filming it

You always know those weird kids like growing up There's always like those few The wild kids Yeah the wild like skater kids That just fucking love being You're like do the shit and he'll just fly off something Yeah Like fly off fucking top of the room

Remember when four logos came out? That was like the first time I got drunk You said four loco? You said four locoes? Oh dude that was my husband's shit That was the first gen four logos Dude those were fucking crack Dude, those are so long ago.

Dude, that was insane. At the time I got to high school, bro, those weren't, those weren't, like, four loquas were already changed them. Like, be kind of better. Dude, one can, you were fading. You spent six bucks, bro, and you were good for a whole night. I remember was in those. Did they, like, have to legally change that? Those things made your best smell like malt liquor for the whole night.

Dude, like the whole. Those are insane. Like, two, I drink two ones. I never, I never drank in high school, so I have, no, I never. Dude, should we get fucking four locos tonight and just go home. Hell no. Fuck you. That shit tastes like dog shit.

Look what you're doing Dude, we have not hit a single topic And I feel like the viewers like that Greater Clash I feel like to Greater Clash 2 Oh yeah, are you gonna fight? Hopefully

Hopefully I can figure something out If you Like can we start working Getting in the gym Like it's feeling better already I'll figure it out I'll go boxing So hard

I'll go boxing with you Yeah Yeah I will what you actually Yeah, I will. I did a,

I did like a month at this like UFC gym so fucking. Don't fucking say. I did. I did like a month of like,

I don't know, just basically like boxing drills and stuff. So fucking tiring. Really? Like your warm up is like two minutes to jump rope

and then it's like a minute of like shadow boxing then another two minutes to jump rope and then it's like 30 and that's like 10 minutes of like such intense. Intentionally, yeah, like, it's so, and that's just warming up.

It's insane. Floyd? No. Insane jump rope skills. And Mike Tyson. Like, like Tyson jump rope. Like, beyond belief fast. Like, you can't see the rope?

No. And he's doing tricks. He's doing tricks. Did that ask? Yeah, pull that up, man. I think about the warm up that I was doing when I was like doing soccer workouts last year. Dude, if I tried to do that right now, even just the warm up. Look at this.

Oh, my God. Look at him. Dude, he's a super human. Dude, I don't think people understand. Yeah, right. Like how good he was. How much of a super good is? This is a tank, dude.

Oh, did he ever get knocked down? I don't think he ever got knocked down. He got knocked down once, right? He never got knocked down. Knocked down. Really? I think he has stumbled like two or three times. He tripped on himself or something?

Yeah. Like to be fighting the other best fighters in the world and to not get touched, like, still be out of there, like, just completely out of there. It's insane. Dude, what? Look at him. Every time I see...

Dude, what the fuck, man? That's insane. Every time I see Floyd, maybe, I can't help but think about 50 cent. He's like, if you can read a page on a Harry Potter book. What do he say? He'd give him, like... He'll donate, like, it was like $50,000 to charity or something. It's so fucked, actually.

that da da da da da da da da da da da da if you can read a baby he's probably done that so much he's probably doing that to a song right now yeah yeah 100% he's doing something inside right now he's like one two three four fun in the line like a radio yeah but that's uh apparently there's been some other fighters though that have like

went like 60 and O forget the guy's name Brock he went like 60 and O then he lost And then he won like another 80 fight to Norel. What? So he was like 140 and one or something. You know his name? Forget his name.

He couldn't have been that. Probably, I mean, he's definitely like a legend in boxing. I forget his fucking name though, but I feel like he's probably, he can't be fighting like that good of people, right? I feel like Floyd has like, yeah, Floyd has like five, six world title. Floyd is just like. He's fighting like literally the best on the biggest stage. Like, so every single fight means. like so much.

He's just one of those athletes that transcended the sport. So you know how that dude that just, Jervantza just knocked out? The guy we just watched. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so imagine that guy, imagine he beat Javanta, he did that like five or six times

versus another fighter that was fucking. Yeah. You know, but at the time, as he got better, you felt people that were in the same range as them, but like, you know, if you get the world tighter, you're fighting someone that's like,

you know what I mean? Like 31 and one, and they're just like, and you're only like 13 and oh davis and this other guy we're both undefeated right yeah but he was only 14 and oh he was only 14 and oh he was only he's only knocked out 14 people he's young right yeah he's he was 14 and 12 knockouts jervantes was 26 and oh 24 knockouts damn 24 for 26 27 and 25 and javante's from like Baltimore just like imagine like you get an argument with him like you're on the streets like before he's ever a boxer like you just get a

the argument with this guy. He's like 5-5-120 probably at the time. You're like, this is my heart of talking. Just fucking. That was true combo. True combos. Oh my God. With no gloves

on? Yeah. Eyes going to be split like a turkey. Could not fight. Dude, so if you do get a you're going to go hard in the like in the gym? Fuck yeah. That's always that. I want to be like the I just want everyone to be like, oh my God.

He's fucking nasty. Dude, if an opportunity ever came up, we're like, that's what I envision in my mind. Bumming tip in my mom just fucking mean, just knocked out like face down on the box. Like you're like in the ropes tangled. It's like, un-godgious the refs trying to help you because we're dying. Like legs wrapped up like snapped out of place. Oh my God. But in your head, you're just, yeah, fuck.

You're like on you're on the ropes. I do imagine waking up after you got knocked out like that and you wake up and you're just like, no. I wonder how they feel. I've never been knocked out, so it's like, what does that feel like? Dude, that's what's insane. Some people, like, don't know where the fuck they're at. Dude, that's what I meant to tell you earlier.

Dude, after the fight, like, all right, so when he knocked him out, bro, he got up, he was still woozy. Then he left the ring, didn't do nothing. He was, like, looking around when he was. In the post-interview fight, probably like an hour, later, hour and a half, the guy's like, so, you know, in the second round, you were, you were pressing. doing your thing and a later round's like five or six what could you tell us that uh he's like are you talking

about the second fight and everyone yeah saw that what he like didn't really like he wasn't really like making sense yeah he was so he got like a concussion oh shit that sucks dude it's crazy because like normally I'd be like yeah like crazy fight like that like let him

let him like get one more knock down or like but he got hit it went cross-eye like imagine what another punch might do he may have died like the left like a ref let's it go one Yeah, like, my refs fired, sued because it's like, he's a native person. Yeah, everyone hates it. Bro, like, a guy hit went cross-eyed.

Like, I'm like, one more punch could fucking kill. And the guy's gonna try to stand up because his pride is like keeping him going to go. You know what I'm saying? Like, his pride is like making, no, he didn't even hit me that hard. Like, you know what I'm saying? Dude.

I know his headache was crazy. That's why MMA is crazy because they just lay it on. If somebody gets down, they're still hitting. Dude, some people won't even tap. Like, they'll, like, let their shit. The rest have to, like, pull them off. Bro, some of them get so excited once they hit the knockout thing because they know they get five freebies you know what I'm saying

they get five before the guy can get onto him if like he's like across the octagon I'm sure like just street just like just like yeah just like just like yeah just fucking like I wouldn't even yeah but I don't even dude these guys are in like such a killer mentality like if if I see someone like you can tell well I don't fucking know but I feel like you would you're in a fight like you knock someone out like you can tell

they're knocked out but like these guys it's so much dopamine like there's this unconscious face and they're just like hammer fist Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's, I don't, I don't even know if I'd have, like, the balls. So, like, I don't know, that's just, like, so fucked up. It's too, like, primal. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it's too, like, you're seeing right. Primal and, like, medieval. It's so fucked. It's so fucked. I don't know if I can do that. That is why. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for watching.

I know that was kind of a all over the place podcast. We hit almost every topic. Yeah. We hit almost, yeah, especially Star Wars, Obi-1 Kenobi release. I was just going to save this for. like next week. Yeah, this will be next week. All right, guys, thank you so much for watching.

This is going to do it for 78. We'll see you for 79. Peace.