OpTic Podcast - SCUMP CALLS OUT CHEATERS (PERMANENTLY BANNED) | OpTic Podcast Ep. 94
Episode Date: October 6, 2022This week we have Scump, HECZ, Hitch and MBoZe on The OpTic Podcast to discuss cheating scandals in CoD, Fishing, and Chess as well as Mr Beast Selling his brand for over $1 Billion. This podcast i...s sponsored by ExpressVPN and Jack in the Box. Go to http://expressvpn.com/OPTIC to get an extra 3 months free. To apply, head to BecomeGamerJack.com and submit your one-minute video explaining why you should be chosen to become Gamer Jack Check out OpTic Nation here: https://www.nation.opticgaming.com/ Check out the OpTic Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG SCUMP CALLS OUT CHEATERS (PERMANENTLY BANNED) | OpTic Podcast Ep. 94 MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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No one gives you cheating and you're just cheating.
But the second that you...
I've got a list of a few that I think that I'll never say...
Unless they get it out and they'll be like, I can do it.
But that's...
Yeah, eat, man.
You good.
Yeah, man.
It's natural, dude, just be you.
We just need you to sit there and look pretty.
Hell yeah.
Welcome.
Welcome, welcome to episode number 94 of the E...
I'm sorry, of the optic podcast brought to you by ExpressVPN.
And we'll tell you a little bit more about them later on a question.
I know that every single one of you watches the ad reads because you guys support and back us.
Oh.
How good is Hitch on there?
Because I watched them the other day because I don't skip because I support Optic.
You're really good.
Thanks, man.
You know who's not that great?
Maniac.
No, I wasn't going to say anything.
I wasn't going to say anything.
I was just guessing.
I wasn't going to say it either.
Who?
Yeah, you know, maniac.
No, kidding.
No, he's good.
Anyway, welcome, everybody.
It's been a while.
I wasn't supposed to be on this podcast, but I think formal, like everybody else, including
Sniffy's.
Got the sniffy, sniffies.
Apparently it's not COVID, but it's definitely some halo vid.
He got a chip.
He's 100%.
He should have been excused already.
Why?
He just want a chip.
Let the man breathe for a second.
See, the thing is, is like, I see content.
Me and both see content like a fun thing to do.
We don't see this work.
You know what I mean?
What fuck you're off of that?
You disagree?
No, I actually do enjoy coming in for content.
Most days.
Some days is obviously like.
Which ones don't you like?
I mean, just some days, like, I'm not, like, I'm not feeling it.
Yeah.
But most days, I come in and I have fun.
But some days I come in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know, maybe because I...
But then the season starts, and then you...
Imagine you go, O and two in the weekend, and we have Monday content?
Yeah, I'm coming to test.
Yeah, I'm coming to mad.
And I'm like...
That's what happened the very first week.
So I'm wearing...
So I'm wearing...
You had to come in the very next day for a fucking podcast.
Yeah, thanks, Roger.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Wait, let me...
No, no, no.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought you jumped the gun on that.
I did jump the gun.
But obviously you have the event coming out, but the fire merch that was created for this was just a bumming on, bumming beyond some of the coolest shit we've done.
Fire.
Well, remember, leave one for live.
Leave one for live.
Okay.
So we got the, yeah, we got a 90s throwback.
Yeah, early 90s.
Early 90s.
No, it's for live.
I was just one.
You don't wear bea-beating?
Yeah, we're selling these at the offseason event.
But you wear shitty ass cups hats, aren't you?
By the way, I was told I could eat
Huh?
He was told I could eat
I was told I could eat
No, you're good
I'm drinking some fire-ass Arizona
Much Much Mungo
Fruit juice cocktails
Apparently
This 99 cent can is no longer
$0.9 cents
They increase the thing
That's fine
They should have done that a long time ago
Those things are worth gold
Bro my brother and I used to
smash these
Anyway
So give them the update
So it's gonna be a live event
Yeah, live event, October 15th and 16th.
There's a merch drop.
There's going to be a throwback, two throwback
e-sports tournaments.
One's Blackups 2.
One's Super Smash Bros. Melee.
There's going to be a Pokemon card box opening.
There's going to be a speed run race.
And also, Randolph and Castro are going to be playing FIFA against each other.
I'm going just for that.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
What's the format for the tournament?
Is it like, do we play everyone?
Is it like a round robin?
No, it's literally a tournament?
best of four or it's a
four team double
OM so we could play two matches
hopefully not but we could go in
there's only one team that doesn't make it a Sunday
so because it's best sevens
so it's like so
round one is on Sunday
winners finals is on Sunday and
losers round one is on Saturday
sorry on Saturday
is round one losers round one and winners finals
and so losers finals
grand finals is on Sunday gotcha gotcha
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun.
I mean, Bowes played it.
What do we play first?
Uh, y'all play each other first.
Bose, kill a.
Why?
What do you mean?
Why?
Bose killer Clayster.
I mean, I know.
You're not Clayton's.
No, he knows that we need you for viewership.
And you've got to get knocked out.
And now I'm going to have.
Now the pressure's on you.
It's like, you got to save the tournament.
You got to let him win, man.
It's all good.
Wait, what was it?
Ricky?
No, it's Bose.
Bo's Killah
Zinny and
Clayster
You put Zinny in the tournament?
Yeah, he wanted to be in it
because it's a charity tournament
he wanted to do good
That's why he's been banging my line
Can I stay with you?
Can I stay with you?
I'll get a hotel if I need to.
That's exactly why you know.
He knows what he's doing.
He knows I can't say no.
You can't say no to Zend?
I can't say no.
You said no to me when you offered
that I can move into your house
and then you backed on that offer.
Moving in's a little different.
what do you say
well seth one time I always tell
this story Seth that when like 2018
was like really we were like drunk
at a club and he was like he was like
bro I'm building a house I was like hell yeah
he was like you should move in
and I was like I would yeah
it was a thought for a little bit it was what
me you and there was one other person
was it Will? It might have been
it might have been Will or Maniac it was either Will or
it was 100% maniac
Oh was it yeah we were to have another little scuff house
at my crib
I would have been there every day.
And then he sobered up the next day.
I was like, hmm.
Well, no, because then I met is.
That's true.
And then it was.
Is fucked it all up.
He did fuck it up.
Gosh, darn it.
Speaking of this, so me.
Oh, yeah, I want to hear this story.
So, so we got invited to the, to the Cowboys game by Kyle McCarthy.
Shout up Kyle McCarthy.
He's friends with everyone.
He invited us out, sweet, sweet level access,
coach's sweet level access.
Like, fire, right?
Not needed for the story.
Just a weird one.
What's weird?
To set the scene?
What you're about to tell has nothing to do with the suite.
Okay.
On the way out.
On the way out.
So I got...
It's literally zero.
I have a foot problem right now and it's not gout.
I know when it's gout because my thumb...
My toe gets swollen underneath the fleshy part gets super red and swollen.
It makes a difficult for me to walk.
But I have any podiatrists out there that watch this podcast?
Let me know what the fuck this is.
So picture these are my feet.
This area right here, this fleshy part, where you kick a soccer ball with if you want, you know, a curve ball too little, you know what I mean?
Right.
That part, if, if, I don't know what happened.
But I think it was because the undefeated ultra boost, one of my favorites of all time, were too tight that it developed this thing where it hurts.
Every soften, it hurts.
It just like, it's painful to walk.
It's like a sprained ankle, but only this area.
So I had to walk to the suite.
Free drinks, burgers, glissies.
the whole nine, really good.
All right?
On the way out,
we went the wrong way.
And they were trying to kick us out
and say,
you guys got to go back.
And I thought to myself,
I'm like,
I see other people just leaving
and not listening to the,
to the dude screaming at everyone.
No, so what they were trying to do,
so we were trying to leave
through one of like the security checkpoints
and they make you go through like
an actual exit where everyone goes out.
So we were trying to like take a shortcut.
You're explaining it horribly.
Keep going.
No, you go.
I mean, obviously,
I'm doing a horrible check.
I would go. No, continue.
No, you go.
Continue.
I'm going to be quiet for the next.
We're in the sweet drinking a, drinking a hot dog and eating a beer.
Okay.
Look, I'm a baby.
I'm just not going to do it.
Anyway, so I see that everybody is not listening to this guy.
This guy is solely focused on me.
So I was like, okay, I'm going to say that there's, in my head, I'm like, I'm going to say something's wrong with my foot.
I'm going to bring this dude this way and then live, Jude and is can go with Seth and beeline it to the exit.
It was like in the garage.
Remember?
When I was out, you didn't see me.
I just, yeah, like that.
So I'm like, I'm like, yo, I can't go all the way back there.
Man, my fucking foot's wrong.
He's like, oh, okay.
So the second that he turns, at the corner of my eye, I see Seth, and then I see the girls just standing there.
And I'm yelling at him the whole time like, is, come on.
And she's like looking at me.
And I'm like, come on.
And they just stood there.
Yeah.
So I had that.
Everyone? Everyone just stood there?
Yeah, all of them.
All three of them.
And I'm like, and then the guy's like yelling and he's like, guys, go over there.
He said, live in Jude, go over there.
Go over there.
And I was like, I was about to get like, yo, don't fucking talk about to my girls like that.
Yeah.
Pussy.
You know what I mean?
Anyway.
So I'm like, I'm like, live, come on.
And then she's like, she's like a little bit scared.
She's 12.
She's like timid.
I'm like, if your father tells you to come here, no matter who's telling you
know you come when she's like, oh yeah.
So she comes.
And we go.
And then Seth gets in trouble because he fucking left him dry it out to hang.
But then I had to back him up and be like, y'all snoosed.
He was doing the right thing.
I was drawing at the version.
And they didn't.
I took his opening.
Where you left everywhere?
Well, we were like this far apart, but I was through the security check.
It was like 50 feet up.
I said from here to where pages are?
No, that's.
Probably farther.
It's like the end of the desk.
I'm standing over here.
They're right there.
This, the desk is as big as the security metal detectors.
No, I wasn't.
I mean, regardless.
Regardless.
They choked.
They choked.
They choked.
And you got the earful for it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Why should leave me behind?
Yeah.
You know I can't react to the pressure.
That's what Jude says all the time.
You make me an iras.
That's right.
That's right.
Just right.
You want to talk a little bit about your guy dream, the Minecraft guy?
Because he did a face review.
Yeah.
Did you happen to see it?
That shit was crazy.
1.3 million people wanted to see what that dude looked like.
Ludwig was actually streaming a reaction of, like, he,
Ludwig was streaming himself watching the dream reveal,
and Ludwig broke his viewer count,
his all-time viewer count,
just watching Dream.
That's fucking crazy.
Minecraft, man.
Minecraft is and will forever be one of the beasts,
the best video games out there, period.
But like, the,
the dream shit is crazy because, like,
He was getting cooked.
Minecraft is...
He was getting cooked.
He was getting cooked.
Wait, why?
Just verbally assaulted.
I saw a bunch of tweets at bang saying he was like, ugly and shit.
I was like, I feel like he's just like a normal dude.
A normal looking fucking dude.
He was like, I'm going to tell you one thing.
By the whole internet.
I'm going to tell you one thing.
I don't understand.
Everybody here understands.
If you are a straight dude and you care about how one dude looks, you are literally a
Loseer literally like like you because I guarantee you that the people that were judging him looks like
Exactly what is someone supposed to look like if I did a face reveal 10 years into optic people would have been like oh my god
I think the crazy thing is that is one handsome dude is so somebody so a while ago like a couple months ago it was like trending that somebody had found him so I recognize his voice I went to high school with him
Yeah tweeted a picture of him in high school really big dude like big
Big goofy goofy nerdy looking guy.
Wasn't him?
And then if you put his face reveal against that picture, the dude lost like a hundred pounds.
Yeah.
Literally like he lost like 100 pounds.
He definitely has been like either like really strict with his diet or working out or like making it like doing a lot to make himself look good.
Because I'm sure anybody like starts uploading videos without showing their face.
If they're not like self-conscious a little bit, that's at least how I see it.
I see if anybody's uploading videos without showing their face and they're really big and they never show their face.
I mean, that she never shows his face.
Right, but that, I mean, yeah, I get what you're saying.
But I think there's, you're either like self-conscious or you don't want to be on camera at all or something like that.
Or you're just baked.
Or you're, yeah, that's another, that's another way of putting it.
Huh.
Okay.
Or you're baked, yeah.
Like some streamers take away their, they're, they're,
face cams whenever they
I put my face cam off if I'm
I mean not that I stream but when I do
like if I'm eating I'm taking that off
Matt can you can you find that before
and after picture of dream I don't like when people
because when people watch me eat on stream
I feel rushed always
because yeah because they want me to get back
in the game instantly or whatever but like when I'm eating
on stream I always feel rushed
I might start doing that actually you should eat before
you stream I do but if it's an eight hour
stream what am I just going to sit there and starve
wait I think Hungry Box tweeted it
Hungry bucks?
Um,
but yeah,
I just think I was,
cause I saw when the,
whenever it's fake,
like he,
he took away the mask,
whatever.
I was like,
oh shit.
Like,
he's just like a,
he's just like a fucking dweeby looking guy.
Like,
look at this picture.
Look.
Like,
that's not the same guy.
You don't think that's the same guy?
I'm not,
not even close.
I think so.
No,
it's not.
I can tell.
Look at his eyebrows and look at this guy's eyebrows.
The guy,
this guy has like a little bit of a line on the,
those,
yeah,
not even the same guy.
there's there's nothing wrong with that dude go back
that is not a bad looking dude
how are people roasting him that looks like the most
like that like that meme said he's easy to draw
right I'm easy to draw
literally there's a pizza box that looks exactly like me
I'm easy to draw I don't understand
like where the fuck dude I don't understand where it's coming from
yeah I don't know either dream if you're watching obviously because you do
you are one handsome M-Fer
and
That's what I said
Just like again
That dude Kai
O B-V-O-O-O
At O B-V-O-O
He looks like
A human Shrek
So the fuck what
Also he doesn't look like
So let me see what you look like
Dweeb
No click on
Also that's handsome Shrek
No that's not him
On the at that tweeted that
Him
Yeah I want to see
Find me a face
Look at him
Can't
Yeah exactly
That's how you look nerd
And you could do that with hundreds of thousands of people
I mean it's just it's just the thing
It's the thing that people want to talk about
It's the most viewership so
Eggs man just eggs remember remember when Twitter had eggs
Yeah and they'd all talk shit
Oh yeah talk shit
Fucking eggs man
It is the easiest thing to mute someone and never hear from the
Because they don't know they're blocked
The fucking eggs
But I mean that's the crazy part is dream like his whole crew
They're all gigantic now
And it's because, I mean, it's because of like the way, like the path that he set.
But like, George's not found guy was, he was just playing in the Sidman charity event.
Yeah.
I mean, they're really good friends with Carl Jacobs, which is like the, uh, Mr. B's guy.
And like, they're all like literally A-list celebrities now.
And they were all doing things together.
But he couldn't do it because he didn't show his face.
But now he can.
And I think that's fucking dope.
Like, it's going to be cool to see him in like IRL videos with all them.
Like, I just think it's a cool.
It's a cool thing.
and like if anyone
if anyone's trying to find negativity
out of it
I'm gonna fucking get it
can you do
people love to hate
they do
they do love to hate
especially when people
don't can't see
who they actually are
when you're hidden
behind a facade
that's very sure
at the
it's very easy
to say shit
when you're behind a facade
but if it is the same guy
like props to that dude
because
he lost
and if it isn't
if it isn't
props to the dude
who's a bigger
in a bigger
shape
if he's so happy
with himself
because he looked happy
he did look happy
he looked jolly
I mean, he's fucking happy.
He's happy, dude.
Listen, is it healthy?
I don't know.
Who cares?
Who the fuck?
Mind your fucking business.
At the end of the day, just mind your own fucking business.
It's so, it's such a hard concept.
Shut the fuck up.
Bro, when I first, when I first, listen, when I first revealed my face and I don't, I didn't
I didn't even know about revealing faces because it was like early YouTube.
So it was uploading gameplays and then it wasn't until C-Nanders came along that you added
your face to it and all that stuff.
When I did a vlog, people were like, holy fuck you're Mexican.
And I was like, uh, yeah, he was like, you don't, you don't sound or talk like you're Mexican.
Bro, when Avalanche revealed himself, I didn't think he was going to be black.
He told me, he was like, dude, I'm black.
He kept telling me I'm black.
And I was like, I don't know, man.
I don't know if I, I don't know if I believe you.
And then he, he showed him in the, and I was like, oh, shit, you are black.
I don't know.
You see the video of, uh, KSI when he was like talking to Dream.
Because, you know, like, Dream face timed everyone.
And KSI calls him.
He was like, oh, oh, my God.
You're a boy.
black.
And everyone was like...
Kaye's a fucking goofball.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think...
I think...
Look, and I'm okay with that.
I've been in the internet long enough to understand that there's people out there that
are sad and weird.
And they care about weird shit.
A lot of sad and weird people.
So, like, I hope that he...
I hope that he didn't take too much into that.
If 100,000 people tell me that I'm ugly, I'm not going to believe them.
Put that on a shirt.
Put that on a shirt.
man. All right, let's move on. Dream, you're our handsome. Yeah, that's it. Let's talk about,
do you want to? I mean, even if he's not, which I mean, he is, but like even if he's not,
I mean, the cash makes him. That's like three points. So whoever's Satan, that's an extra
three. I do, I kind of do want to talk about Sensor and Nadia a little bit. All right.
Take it away. I have, no, I haven't seen it at all. Take it away, Seth. Go ahead. What's your opinion?
seen it at all. I actually haven't. Okay, I will
say I didn't watch the thing. I did come across
a video where he was crying
and I
believed it. He believed?
I believed that he was crying like for real.
You did? I did. And then when he was like
I'm just kidding, I don't give a fuck. I was like, me. I'm in one of my
like remove myself from the internet phases again.
I know. I know.
I don't understand
look. So, okay, you already
give me the run down? Please give me the run down because I have
So many things.
Because I just saw today that he was getting into a fight with fucking, what's, what's his name?
Santana.
What's his?
Yeah, Santana.
Yeah.
From fucking Faze.
And he's like, dude, I used to be in FACE.
But you're not anymore.
Which means that the Faze guy who's still in Faze owes you nothing as a homie as a respecting, period.
Right.
So it's not, I just gone.
Because I have, I have a lot to say.
And I don't think legacy holds any.
Not in gaming.
He left.
If you leave.
He didn't have to leave.
He left.
I guess, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I guess if you're kicked, it's different.
So Doug comes on to the flank, says he found a guy that can penetrate the hacker websites, and you can find out anyone.
No, Seth, go up.
Infiltrate.
Oh, penetrate.
No, I didn't say penetrate.
No, I said, is it a penis treat?
Come on, man.
Oh, I'm the immature one.
You can get into the hacker websites and figure out buy Activation.
ID who was downloaded sheets.
Okay, I did see a little bit of this.
The robot voice?
I did watch a bit.
I watched a little bit of that.
That's the only thing.
I haven't seen any of this.
Okay, keep on.
Robot voice?
What the fuck?
Go on.
So a guy comes in, says he's the guy that, you know, built the program.
He can figure it out.
He was using a voice changer.
It was hilarious.
But then Doug, being Doug, uses, he can only find out people who have downloaded
cheats on Vanguard.
So he uses that program to find the top 200 ranked play cheaters.
And everyone else is like,
yo, Doug, we don't care at all about the top 20.
Yeah.
We care about Warzone kids.
We care about S&D stars.
We care about challengers players.
Can I interrupt you?
Yeah.
What people care about is whether or not people are being successful and making money.
Greed.
No one gives a fuck if you're cheating and you're just cheating.
But the second that you...
I've got a list of a few that I think that I'll never say...
Unless they get out and they'll be like, I fucking knew it.
But that's...
But you're also talking about people with a, like,
with a following.
You're not talking about
random people on a
leaderboard.
Yeah, no.
People have been hacking
and call of duty
since Cod 4.
If you go to the top
leaderboards and cop 4
the first 150
are all like modded
hackers.
It's not like
actual leaderboards.
So like everyone was like
yo Doug,
we don't care about that.
And so then he started using
Nadia's name to like,
yo,
I'm going to out Nadia
because there's
the biggest hype around
Nadia cheating right now.
and which is genius by the way
which is genius
which part cheating or is she or not
I don't know
no one knows
I was
about her whole little marketing scheme is
is good
yeah shout out to her
I kept getting fed her
content on TikTok
and I'm like
what is this I'm trying to watch
Mexicans working in construction
doing funny shit
that's what I watch
it's hilarious
gone
I'm on cat talk
oh my cat
I'm on like the hot guys
chalking wood
oh my gosh
My God, dude, that's fucking hilarious, bro.
I love that shit.
Wait, is it actually hilarious?
Well, when I watch one and a girl comes up, it's like, and they do like a duet with it.
And they're like dueting it.
And every time he chops, they go, huh.
He's like, let me get my, he's like, let me get my hands in there.
And they'll be like, ooh.
I'm like, go on.
I'm like, why.
I don't go on TikTok.
Damn.
I mean, I very, I don't get those often.
I get like cat, cat TikTok food, Tarkov and sports.
That's like my TikTok.
I get what I love, which is.
Omnis, UFOs, pyramids, conspiracies, and I would love to see more graffiti stuff and camping.
So.
Yeah, so you'll feed me that shit.
So then.
So then Doug uses her name to get a bunch of viewership says that he, you know, found a way to get to expose people that cheat and everyone wants to know about Nadia.
So then I think he tried.
She doesn't hack.
couldn't either she doesn't hack or he couldn't find her name so then he didn't know what to do
was not going to make a video and then I think just decided to go full troll and that's when he
like uploaded a video of him proposing to her yeah and then just went extreme troll can we all
agree that it was a fucking huge miss it was a huge miss it was a little weird the only thing that
I saw it was at the end when he's on the jet ski in his suit that's all I saw that yeah that's where
I was just like come on man
And look.
Wait, he uploaded a video?
Look at this.
I thought it was just on...
Oh, thanks, Matt.
Yeah, there you go.
The thing is, it's like, I fuck with...
I've always fucked with Doug.
And I'm not saying that I don't fuck with him anymore,
but I'm just like, I think this time it was one of those things where you...
Like, this shit?
Like, we get it.
You love the gym.
Sounds like you don't love Doug over there.
No, I do.
I do.
We get it.
You love the gym.
Yeah, this is what I saw.
So he walked...
The jet ski.
drives up on the jet ski
oh my god
look at him
and then gets a ring out
and proposes to Nadia
who is openly
either lesbian or bisexual
but she likes women
and that was it
and that was it
my thing is
it's like
I mean it's funny
guys
guys it's so troll
but it's funny
I don't know
I don't know
anyway a lot of people
came at him.
It's so funny because
it's just so out there.
It's only something Doug would do.
It's just fucking bizarre.
Yeah, but do you think
that he's been like
actively like trying to be a little bit
more, I don't know, like
drama driven lately?
Like he's been like...
A lot of people are.
Absolutely.
How you get views.
He is very drama driven right now.
But I mean, he got a lot, he had
10,000 viewers on Twitch, 10,000 viewers.
Drama gets views.
Always.
Look at that.
Who's is that?
that's Doug look at his spike
is that the spike for the last uh what
9 million views in august
go to his channel i want to see his views
what are you talking about here uh videos
76 91 59 929 274
that doesn't make sense yeah the thing
look again
I just I think that it was the wrong thing
I think everybody needs to fucking back off of this
this woman you know i mean like if you don't fuck with her
well she doesn't
also though, don't...
She doesn't lean into it.
She leans into it hard.
Do you think...
Let me ask you this.
She has apparently
like a large
live following, yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
That is the only reason
why anyone's focused on her.
There's other people
that he could be going after
or anyone could be going after
and complain about
that isn't necessarily...
I don't know.
I just...
I mean, I get that,
but she leans into it.
He's not going to get viewers.
That's why I say it's genius.
She literally does it to herself because she knows that it's getting her views.
It's genius.
We're talking about it on the optic podcast.
It's genius.
I've been,
I have been thinking it's a genius.
She literally,
every TikTok,
I'm cheating.
Look at this.
You know how many fucking morons are out there?
She's actually doing it.
And then they tell her friends,
like, yeah,
she's fucking cheating.
She's not this good.
Like,
just,
it's genius.
The fact that someone pulled her,
someone pulled her away for an interview at Codnext.
And some random person was like,
oh,
she just got pulled away.
at Codnex for hacking.
And bro, I bet you, 40,000 to 50,000 people believed that.
Yeah.
And that's, I mean, that just goes to show, like,
the IQ level of these guys that think that everyone is hacking is not that high
because they think that someone would bring hacks to an Activision event
and then get kicked out.
Literal morons.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Who would believe that?
Exactly.
But it's genius because they believe it.
And she's thriving off it.
It's genius.
Look, just be nice to each other.
Until you see somebody bullying somebody else or you need to step in, mind your own fucking business, man.
Like, there's so many things that just things can be avoided.
And I know that the internet rewards bad behavior.
And I know that I'm saying this because I, like, how much easier would our lives be if we just focused on bad behavior?
Drama gets views.
It's just, I don't know, man.
I just, I, I, let's talk about the beef with him.
and Santana, Matt.
More drama.
So Santana comes up and says,
yo, has anybody been exposed?
No, this must be an impression grab.
Which it was.
And then everyone got mad at Santana for saying that.
Sorry, roasting Santana.
Why, though?
And I was like, you know, I mean,
he's kind of like saying what's,
he's kind of saying the truth.
Not yet, but dog said it himself.
Like, this is how the game is played.
Yeah.
The problem with that, in my opinion,
is when he brings in somebody
outside of, you know what I mean,
outside of who isn't who doesn't want to be collaborative in that effort you know right yeah if he
told her as like yo is it cool if we make like a thing out of it and she said ah fuck it yeah i'm
i also want to impression grab i also play into it i also lean into it damn i mean that boy
going hard your lord and savior just embarrass his whole community his whole community you should
honestly feel embarrassed right now a censor is going to expose 250 vanguard kids rank why not go
after the streamers that everyone is making videos about
all these Nadia tweets and you going after kids
in the top 250 impression grab
Yeah people got really mad at that one
And then he tweeted that
Before he made the Nadia video
And then he made the Nadia video
And basically
I said to head I was like, see, I told you
And then
I'm gonna look at
At my
Keep going
While I look up at how much time I spent on Twitter
I'm interested in to see why people are
On Twitter
How much time you spend?
Yeah
Oh dude
You want to see mine?
Yeah, I do, because I am literally not...
Wait, let's see my...
Wait, I want to see my Twitter screen time
in the past week.
It's probably fucking...
I don't know, I'm looking.
Just type in screen time, and it'll go app by app.
Screen time, okay.
Yeah.
Right here?
Bro.
Oh.
Twitter's not even on there.
Wait, I don't even have...
Actually, Twitter, four seconds.
Wait, I...
I've been on Twitter for four seconds.
That's a week.
Oh, that's today.
That's today.
Oh, wait.
How do you...
you know if it's today or?
Yesterday one minute.
I'm telling you I have not been getting on Twitter.
This week I have 50 minutes on Twitter.
Let me see it.
41 seconds.
Week, week, week.
Last week.
Oh shit.
I'm not even going to say my TikTok time.
Let's see it.
No.
Is it worse than my Twitter time?
It gets to.
How are you even on Twitter for that long?
There's no way that's right.
Wait, what is your Twitter?
No, 100% is right.
There's no way that's right.
You've been two and a half hours in one day?
Get the fuck off the blue bird.
No, there's no way that's right
What do what I mean?
I mean, maybe I leave my phone open
Last night I left my phone
charging with the camera open
I do that
Because I don't really close my phone
So I just put it down
Yeah
So maybe that's it
I don't know
I'm not sitting there scrolling on Twitter
When I'm having a good day
You know I'm having a great day
I go on Twitter and I just get fucking pissed off
I'm like dude
Literally lick sack bro
Like
Every time I'm having a good day
There's always some fucking pussy
Just
Always the one
There's always one.
There's always one.
What's your daily average screen time?
Nine hours.
Nine?
I think.
Oh no, a week.
Yeah, heck's not on his phone more than anyone.
I do.
Yeah, you want to see my fucking, look at this shit.
Look at that shit.
This is my schedule.
It's, look at this.
Oh, yours looks like this now too.
Yeah, mine looks like that too.
Welcome.
Nine hours?
Yeah.
Get a fucking grip.
Actually, mine is.
Zoom calls, meetings.
No, no, no.
This last week.
Then what am I, if I'm on Twitter for an hour,
Let's see it broken down by apps.
You can do it.
Here, right here.
Let's do it.
Settings.
Go to more.
Hold on.
I'm going to hand you my phone.
I would love it.
Actually, you know, the Twitter thing might be right.
Because while I'm on a meeting, I usually go to Twitter.
And so I'm listening.
I'm listening.
You're already here first.
This isn't listening.
I'm talking, but Twitter's open on my phone.
That actually makes way more sense.
Camera?
That's from last night.
You shooting motion pictures?
Yeah.
Six and a half hours on your camera?
No, I'm telling you last night.
I woke up and my phone didn't charge all the way
because my camera's open. I was like, fuck.
Six hours on messages.
He's always talking to people.
Five and a half on Insta.
Five and a half hours, brother.
Oh, that's this week.
Oh, that's not that bad.
Wait, mine is this week.
Oh, that's for the whole week.
Yeah, you were talking shit.
Mine's this week.
Two and a half hours on.
Oh, that's not bad.
Listen, I do spend TikTok, I mean, I'm sorry,
TikTok and Instagram now that Instagram.
It's only Tuesday.
Yeah, but it starts Sunday.
I take a shit on Sunday
I take a shit every day
Yeah so that's literally
When I'm falling asleep
I don't watch TV
I either I'm either on Instagram
And watching shit or TikTok
So TikTok and Instagram serve the same purpose for me
Which is like try to fall asleep
Sometimes it's an hour
That's how you fall asleep
I can't fall asleep if I do that
I gotta watch TV
Every saw I'm gonna be like
Hey
You've been scrolling for a while
Is it because you can't sleep?
Yeah
The TikTok guy
Yeah
And a girl
Hey.
Hey, whoa.
That's what he does.
It like pops in.
He goes, hey, don't do that, though.
Wait, why?
What did I do?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Keep going.
Anyway, no, I, so back to the, back to the Nadia thing.
I just, mind your business.
Let the girl rest, man.
The thing is this is like, if you're literally doing what, if you're saying that
you're adding more eyeballs to something that you don't like and something that you don't want to happen.
When there is something that I don't like and I don't, like I see somebody sucking, like
thriving for attention, I literally do the complete opposite.
Yeah, I try to ignore them, motherfucker.
I don't try.
I actually am successful in doing so.
I have so.
You're very spiteful.
I have, but it's not even spite.
It's just I enjoy my peace.
I am, but I enjoy.
Time out.
There's a difference between spiteful and petty.
I'm keen petty.
Yeah, okay.
What is that?
For the podcast?
Oh yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
So, congratulations to our friend, our brother.
When did this get here?
Wait, how'd you get them?
Wait, they were, how'd you, they're already in stores?
Juvi, wait, does it say anything about like 100 thieves anywhere here?
Juvi, okay, so I knew about this a long time ago.
Five cows, hell yeah.
He told me about this about like a year ago or two.
Juvie is available.
Shout out to Nate Schott.
I'll take a sip.
Yeah, I'll take a sip.
Cheers, man.
Congratulations.
My hermano Nadditchat.
He just saw you say it.
Raj has one.
It's good.
It's not bad.
It tastes like any other,
any other energy.
I mean, with energy,
I feel like,
how are you going to get a different flavor,
you know?
What's the at?
I think it tastes amazing.
Yeah, it's good.
How much caffeine is in it?
That's dope.
How much caffeine is it?
127.
God.
I do like the branding.
Yeah, the branding's dope.
Branding is dope.
What?
New iPhone comes out and fucking doesn't,
your phone doesn't work.
I got an explanation.
I've been drinking the Arizona this whole time.
And it's not bubbly.
So I just took a fucking megapulp of this.
Hell yeah.
No, that's dope.
Good for Matt.
Is this a rejuvenating energy drink from nature?
Congratulations, my man.
It has, it has B vitamins, L. Theanine.
I don't know the fuck that does.
Taurine, caffeine.
Jinseng, vitamin C.
So this is, okay.
Congrats, man.
This is a fire.
Branding is on point.
Couldn't expect anything less from a mastermind like that.
Watermelon lime.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a good name, Juvie.
Oh, yeah.
Congrats.
I'm about to just check this whole thing.
Yeah, right.
I'll be turnt.
If I drink, like, if I, I've been noticing,
if I drink, like, even half a cup of coffee,
I'm just turnt.
Really?
I can't drink caffeine anymore.
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I say just leave everybody just let everybody do you don't want to watch it don't watch it
if you don't support it don't support it you showing up to watch her is only helping her be bigger
and you going over there and talking shit makes you look like a fucking loser which you probably
fucking are because you're not the police you're not going to change anything you're not
going to get her banned you're not going to do literally think about the amount of people that
get banned on a daily basis you don't mean like what is her secret to still being on there
Well, people think since she has a following Activision, white lists her account,
then that's why she can cheat.
I'm going to tell you something.
Activision doesn't white list shit.
Doesn't white list shit?
They don't give a fuck.
Period.
You know what I mean?
They're not going to white live.
I mean, they're barely doing ricochet.
And that shit.
Now, ricochet's been working.
Okay.
Then why is she still playing?
If she's acting.
She's not cheating.
Let me tell you this.
Let me ask you something.
Or she's whitelisted.
I can't.
That's what people say.
So, look, cheating happens fucking everywhere.
The fish thing?
The fish thing.
For example.
You were disgusted when you saw that.
I was so bad.
I saw it and I was like, oh, Hex is probably fucking pissed.
Yeah.
Tell Seth, he hasn't seen it.
So there was a couple of fishermen in Ohio.
And this thing went mega viral.
Right.
If you go on, yeah, bring that up, Matt.
So these are weights that they start.
So pretend this, right?
To win, you have to catch heavy fish.
The heaviest fish wins.
Okay?
Yeah.
These guys, there were a walleye competition.
Walleye certified.
I am.
You got to catch a walleye.
Walleye are super fun fish to catch.
They put up a good fight.
They stuffed them.
They stuffed them with weights.
Like in the mouth?
Bro, I swear to God, look.
Like in the mouth?
They fucking stuffed them.
And then they also gave them filet of other.
fish to give in a heavier weight.
Apparently, people have...
Damn, that's cannibalism.
It's crazy.
Forced cannibalism to win a truck and turn.
No, fish eat fish all the time.
It's still cannibalism.
Dude, look.
It's the same species.
So this is...
It's not like they found it later.
They literally cut his fish open right in front of his face.
Because, bro, listen, if you're a fisherman,
you can eyeball what something
weighs.
Yeah.
And everything weighs 10 pounds.
These guys are professionals. Yeah.
Look at this.
Tongue.
Wow.
Wow.
That, bro, listen, I've heard of this being done in the past, but not those big fucking eggs, metal eggs.
Never.
Those are heaviest tungsten weight.
To give an example, Seth, if you turn around and you look at the brick up there, you see those little tubes?
Yeah.
That's where you put the weights.
Look at the size of those weights.
Those are actual fucking eggs.
Yeah, metal eggs.
Those weights, I don't even know where the fuck you use those in the ocean.
Like, that's him.
That's him, this, this loser.
Just looking.
Watching everyone cut his fishermen.
No, no.
Matt, rewind it a little bit and let, let them hear the fucking outrage from these fishermen.
These dudes, and again, listen, I love everyone, no matter the race.
But they said the most white motherfucker ever.
Go go back, Matt.
You hear somebody, you need to go to jail.
That's true.
I want you to.
I don't want anybody to touch these guys.
You're going to jail
You heard so
Yeah
They're going off
Oh they're going off
Bro these are outdoor boys
Okay
Bro this guy's a scum
So he's just catching them and just scuffing them
Just catch them
Stuffing them
I mean we all fucking do it
I mean we all fucking knew it
Look at this.
Jesus.
He gave that one, too?
All of them.
Two.
And a filet.
This is a flay.
It's a walleye filet.
Damn.
And he's just watching it.
He's just taking it.
Yeah.
And he had one.
And he had one.
And he had one turn.
And he had one.
tournaments before, right?
Somebody screams, he's like, you robbed me last tournament,
because the guy that came in second place last time was there.
That's infuriating.
What's the difference between first and second and something like this, you think?
What's the difference in price pool?
Same thing?
I mean, yeah, a couple hundred, a couple thousand.
I don't know.
It varies.
Some are 100,000.
Yeah, of course.
Damn!
Yeah.
I wonder what that.
That's some scummy-ass shit.
People be cheating.
But that's not even it.
Go to the one that I tweeted.
Look at how many views this has, right?
423.
Go to the one that I tweet him at.
That I, that I, that I, it has like 10 last time I saw.
I saw four.
I woke up the, wait, what the fuck?
Sometimes I'd be putting hutch in my, in my thing and I don't know why I do it.
All right.
Keep going.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Right there.
12, 12 million.
That guy's right there.
Yeah.
He was so happy that he found him.
He's literally just yelling in his face.
He's like, yeah, motherfucker.
Is this like the, like the guy that runs the...
No, that was just another dude.
Bro, I'm telling you.
Another dude.
He probably said, like, no fucking way.
Yeah, he just got, he just got fed up and went in and cut it open.
They found it.
Imagine he didn't find it.
He was like, some shit's not right, man.
Fuck you need 22 pounds.
The thing is, like, bro, he's gotten away with it for so long, but everybody is so respectful
that they just like, hey, you know what?
That's what it is.
All right. Hey, the is what a dey. We lost this battle.
Yeah. That's crazy.
I mean, just that one right there.
And his partner too. And his partner is complicit.
For sure. Because they're on the same boat. You know what's up.
Yeah. Hell yeah. You saw him doing it.
Yeah. The same way. I don't know.
But there's cheating fucking everywhere.
Yeah.
Like what's fucked up is that one, Nadia isn't competing in tournaments. Is she?
Yes.
Is she?
Yeah, she does wages and shit
I'm almost positive she does wagers
I'm okay well then that's a different story
And she shouldn't do that
But if like there's like the guy oh my god
The guy that was talking to what's his name
A Glock Glock guy that was talking shit to his girl
Did you see that? No I saw it on Twitter 25 minutes
I saw that I see the drama and I saw that I saw that yeah see I didn't watch the video
Huh but I saw some some dude was like yelling it played around
And he was like yelling at his at his girl's uh
It wasn't Val.
It was Apex.
Oh, it was?
Yeah, because she's like, you just sat there and watched him loot?
You got, bro, you got to play it to see how big of a fucking loser this guy is.
It is, it literally enraged to me how big of a fucking loser that was.
If you go to my thing, I replied to Hutch.
Yeah, it's this one.
Deleted clip.
Went viral.
Well, apparently he beats her.
On stream?
Hold on Matt's her
That's her streaming
Can we hear anything, Matt?
I just hear you fucking
What?
I said fucking Valcher
You're a bit
You fly and I jump after you
What the fuck?
I don't think this is a clip
Mocking her accent
That wasn't him
Mocking her accent
That's fucking like
Yeah
That was the clip
No, that was not the clip.
If Matt goes to my account and look at my replies, he can have him.
Matt, do you feel like I'm berating you the way that he was berating her right now?
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
If Matt goes to...
He just went, yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah.
1.5 million views.
Are you looting?
Oh, it's the same people.
Like, brother, you're in gold.
You suck.
Dude, the second that...
You're in gold.
Just accept it.
What the fuck?
I don't need an armor swap.
Get an armor swap.
But you're in there like taking your time.
Like, did you forget that they were fighting another enemy?
Who were they fighting then?
Who were they fighting?
Is that bro, like she didn't, I bet you she never wanted to play video games to fucking begin?
Yeah, I know.
I was thinking that.
I was just thinking that.
That is your, that's the person of the sports.
supposed to love you the most.
Dude.
What the fuck?
He's still arguing.
Like, you know what I said?
I'm like, I understand.
When you're playing for hundreds of thousands of dollars and there's that much money in the
line, you get a little peeved.
Oh, wait.
Let me guess.
This was a fucking public match.
Fucking loser.
Literal fucking loser.
I mean, I just can't imagine getting that mad when you're in gold.
Like, just accept the fact that you're not that good, buddy.
It's not your wife.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, if I even have an influx in my voice
When I'm talking to Jude
Just immediately she's a whoa
Chill the fuck down
That's crazy
That's wild
Yeah fuck that dude
This is why I don't go on Twitter
I am just constantly fucking
Played with fucking unknowing
Fucking
Speaking of the cheating
The cheating thing
Have y'all heard about the whole chest thing
That happened like a couple weeks ago
No
I think I may have saw something on Twitter
So like the number one player in the world.
Magnus?
Magnus plays this American kid and just quits.
In the middle of the game just resigns.
And he said it's because he could tell he was cheating.
He didn't say it, but he insinuated that he could tell he was cheating.
Didn't know how.
So people have to try to figure it out.
But apparently there's been a few times where that guy, his name is, I can't remember his name.
The American guy, that he's played the exact move.
that like the smartest computer would play.
He has it in his anus.
Yeah, and people said that he might have anal beads
that vibrate when he has the right
move. The right approach, the right...
Because they, they wanded you down
before you go into the venue.
But not back there.
So, could...
Wait, there's no way people think he's got anal beads
up there. Some people do. Some people do.
I mean, that's next left.
And then I started thinking about how easy it would be.
You know how easy it would be?
to cheat at an e-sports event?
Yeah.
It would have to be, it would be so easy.
You know what the fuck else this fucking loser said?
He said, guys, if you think that I'm abusing my wife, you should see the country that
she comes from.
That's real fucking abuse.
They really fucked them up over there.
Who said that?
The fucking, this loser glaucoma fuck.
No way.
He said that.
Yeah, and he's mocking her fucking accent.
There's no way he said that shit.
For the record, Jude always mocks my accent.
Wait, yo.
Someone help me.
in call duty, I get anal beads
and like
if they're going A?
The second one vibrates if they're at B
that's what I'm saying.
If they go
I'll be like
Yo ain't
I'll have
How the hell
I'll be like
vibrate
If they're planning
It'll be three
To the board
Yeah right
All three of them
I be afraid
I'm just sit there
They're a whole butt
They're planned
You know what I'm saying
Damn
Next thing you notice like
Someone's moaning
You're like what the fuck
Nah did you see the
clip apparently I moaned when I game
I did see that I didn't see it
no we don't need to watch it but apparently like I
I subtly moan when I'm in the zone
I forget to breathe I think I forget to breathe
and that's like why what happens
yeah
I think I forget to breathe
it's hell weird
look I am very toxic when I play with hutch
and diesel and
Fist specifically but that is not even
toxic that's abuse that's verbal
fucking abuse that's crazy
that's wild it's like think about think about it man
Now, he didn't just let it go.
He kept on going to say,
yo, it's a fucking public,
fucking match,
you fucking loser.
Secondly,
if somebody talked to me like that
when you were playing.
Bro,
even if it was my boy,
look,
if Hutch talked to me like that,
that's a difference between
being like a little bit extra
when you're on stream
and this.
This was legit.
He was so angry.
Yeah.
That she was looting.
That she was looting.
In gold.
I would have been like,
motherfucker,
I'm not playing with you no more.
In gold is the most important thing.
In gold,
she was looting.
You're not even.
flat, brother.
Everyone lutes in gold.
Everyone's looting down in gold.
Let's be honest here.
If I see gold, if I see a gold piece of armor and I'm in gold, I'm looting it before I like that.
So he canceled all his shit.
I bet you, bro, I feel so bad for that woman.
And I'm going to tell you why.
Because of what happened, he's going to blame that on her.
Because of you.
Because of you, I am canceled.
Because of you, I don't have a career and now we can't eat.
Because of you, now you'd have to go back to wherever you came from.
Because of you.
You fucking loser.
Too far from the sidewalk.
I don't know this song?
No.
You don't?
Oh my God.
Why is this the most drama-filled optic podcast to date?
Oh, I mean, it's been like the most drama-filled.
Look at Matt loving it.
He's like that's a good title.
He's like the most drama-filled month.
We don't have to go into it.
Yeah.
But it's been a drama-film month.
Mr. Bisa was offered a billion dollars to buy his entire setup and in company
and all that stuff.
He said,
no,
I want $10 billion.
I don't think he said,
I want $10.
Did he?
Who offered him a billion?
He said,
like,
uh,
somebody.
I don't even want to say it.
Oh my God,
he did say it.
It would probably be like
10 billion to $20 billion.
Yeah.
Because,
yeah,
because the person who offered him a billion
offered him,
or offered it for all his entire
catalog.
Yeah,
entire.
So all of his channels,
his restaurants,
and his,
uh,
his Mr.
Beast,
yeah,
it's like,
Feastables thing like everything.
It's like buying Mike Tyson.
Somebody bought the Mike Tyson brand and they, you know, they pay him a percentage of his
own name plus a salary.
You know, that's how it works.
So I'm assuming that they were trying to do the same thing.
Yeah.
Because buying a channel that has a face attached to it can never be bought as we have all
experienced.
Yes.
Right?
So it's, it just doesn't make sense.
If I buy PewDie Pye's fucking fan base, you're not buying his fan base.
No.
He could start a new channel.
You can see.
Yeah.
Just, yeah, you'll get a couple of million views at first, but people are there for the people in there.
Good for him.
Yeah, that's fucking nuts.
What would you have said, Seth?
Yes.
Yes.
For how much?
But I also, yeah, never mind.
But a billion dollars, yeah, yeah, I'm out.
I'm out.
You'd go back to streaming, though, immediately.
I would have a billion dollars and just not spend it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
That sounds.
born.
Huh?
Let's go all out.
I spend all billion of it.
No,
not,
though.
I spend 90%.
How much do you think that you could spend
in like a year
if you really tried?
Oh.
Hundreds of millions.
Yeah,
if I've really tried.
You could just spend,
spend,
spend,
but for things I want,
I'll probably spend like...
I'm going to put it to you like this,
Seth, ready?
15 million in a year.
A house in Malibu or in the hills
is what, 20?
20 million?
Not just how much.
Not just house with 70 million.
Okay.
Obviously that house needs a Ferrari, a Lambo Bugatti.
So that's 75.
Obviously needs a cleaning crew.
And a cleaning crew and all that stuff.
So that's 100 mil right there.
Security.
Okay.
Then I'm obviously going to buy the same exact thing here in Texas.
So blah, blah, blah.
New York, one of the penthouse apartments.
Yeah.
You can spend it.
I bet you.
I wonder how much celebrities spend on security a year.
Just security a lot.
What's that, Matt?
The Sultan of René's Boeing 740.
Okay, that motherfucker's the sultan of Brunei, and he's got 323 million to just spend on a jet.
That's insane.
That's not real money.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's monopoly money at that point.
He has a jet with like a, with like a, like a, like, why do you mean that big of a plane?
Because he can.
I know, but why?
Because, oh, if you had a trillion dollars, you wouldn't buy yourself a plane.
Okay, but imagine you have.
That's actually maybe because we're like, so you could be like more secure.
Like, that's like, that's like, that's just the push through the air.
You know how baby jets.
You know how you'll be like, you guys will be like, oh, I have a meeting at 5 p.m.
This thing sits 400.
I have a meet.
Wait.
Leonhardt from from Dallas?
Leonhardt, yeah, the Pokemon YouTuber.
God damn it.
Has a hundred and fifty million dollar yacht.
Yeah, yeah, that's my boy.
You'd buy that?
No, I would not buy a, yeah.
I would never buy a boat like that.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
I'm not a boat guy.
No.
That's insane.
No.
Yeah.
You know, you know how like, you know how you're like, oh, I have a meeting at five?
I bet you like these billionaires.
have a meeting at 6 p.m., but it's in New York.
They have a, they wake up
the next day and they're like, oh, I have, I have
a pretty important meeting at 8 p.m.
It's in L.A.?
Nope. You don't think so?
No, billionaires don't go to those meetings.
They have people that go to those meetings.
Not a day-to-day basis, but I'm saying like the big
high-end ones, they go be there in person.
Hector does that.
Yeah, not on a yacht.
Huh?
Not on his, I mean, yeah, but if he has a big meeting in L.A.,
flies to L.A. I'm also not a billionaire yet.
I mean, yeah, but you know what I'm saying?
But if I was.
Oh, I'd be the most flagrant.
Saudi Prince,
$502 million.
See, I will say this.
That's crazy.
Why?
That's crazy.
I will say this because stay there, Matt, go up.
I could never separate myself from my boys like this.
I would never sit in the middle and be like, this is my chair.
No one can sit here.
He has a throne.
That's an iron throne.
Look, he is a Saudi prince, so he can do what he wants.
But I would.
I couldn't do that.
I have to sit with my people.
That's insane.
What girt?
What good is first class if my brothers can't sit?
That's what I've always said.
Who said that?
Jay Cole.
But he doesn't say brothers, but, you know.
That's just that.
I wish I could get that tattooed on.
Exactly.
You got it.
You got it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know how we got on the, oh, Mr. Beast.
They're not selling it.
You get to a certain point to where you're making so much money.
If you already have that much money, you don't really need to sell it because it's your life's,
He doesn't start like me as the guy that he's doing it because it's a job of his.
He literally gets joy out of seeing numbers.
I'm not even talking about the money.
He just likes to see the viewership go up because he knows in this head that he played the game of YouTube so well.
I mean, he's on top.
Because he literally studied it so well to see if his analytics could help him get more views.
And they fucking did.
He studied.
Yeah, go ahead.
Have you seen the video of him talking to the sideman?
and even at the level of the sideman
he's still like, why don't you guys do this?
So he was like, why don't you open seven
because they have one side, it's called sides, I think,
it's like a restaurant.
He was like, why don't you open seven of them in London
and have all seven of you open one apiece?
And then they were like, I don't really know
why we don't do that.
I think it's just like, and then Vince,
when are we going to start doing some cool shit, man?
Vigstar was like.
You want to answer the question?
Let's open a tacos.
joint. Let's open a fucking
authentic Mexican taco place.
That's Ivo I want to do that shit.
Let's do that. You down?
I'm so down. I mean, I'm not going to
be hands on. I mean, now that, no, I don't want you
back there making fucking, what? And the tortillas are
green and black. Green and black?
No, not. Like, I'm talking just
good ingredients, good food
with some sort of branding. Like a better
ventana. Yeah.
And, but internet, not
internationally, but national. You steal the workers
my favorite spot.
Or you just have, or you just do what Beast first did to raise money, which is like
you send your, uh, ingredients to a, a spot.
I wouldn't trust them.
You what?
What do we love tacos?
We do love tacos.
You make businesses off things you love.
I do.
We can make a bang and taco joint.
The problem is that we have too many right now.
Too many businesses?
Too many businesses.
Just this, just this, hunker it down.
Too many businesses, not enough tacos.
Not enough tacos.
You need to flip that.
Listen, but, but, you know, you know.
Dude, if we made a good taco spot, you know how many places are deprived of a good taco?
In Pennsylvania, those motherfuckers aren't getting any good tacos.
Seth, if we, if I read, it's as easy as going to London and opening up a real,
and London, I know they're not getting good tacos.
No, they're not.
Because the lobster mac I had there was dreadful.
Yeah, a lot of the stuff there.
I don't know.
You could go in there, you can just bring food to London.
Just bring food.
Just bring food.
They're going to blow.
They're any billionaires.
They just have to make good food.
But, shout out chikis.
Dude, we got, we have to make food.
We have to make a taco spot.
I'm down.
Look, the Portillas thing fell through, right?
It did fall through?
You gave them?
Yeah, well, because we wanted to buy the franchise and bring it out here, like, you know, very
early on.
But now they're opening three up here Dallas.
I think that's what's tough.
Wait, dead ass?
Yeah.
When's the first one?
So the, at the end of this year?
Oh my God, we're at the end of this year.
I don't know.
It might be kicking into the next one.
So there's one in the colony.
There's one in Allen, and then there's one in Denton.
They just announced the third one.
They're none around us.
None around us.
How far is the colony?
Yeah, the colony you can order it.
It'll be in your house in like 20 minutes less.
Bro, the lines are going to be like that stupid-ass place.
That was it?
Like, you guys are sad, bro.
Do you all remember the fucking KFC lines?
Bro.
The Popeye.
Yeah, sorry.
The Popeye's lines for the chicken sandwich?
Well deserved, though.
That chicken sandwich is fucking phenomenal.
Smash that pee.
Smash that pee.
Smash that pee, yo.
Shouts out to everyone that remember smashing
that P? I remember
While people were pushing P
a year later, we were smashing
it. We were smashing it. I fucking love that shit,
bro. I would just be sitting there, you guys
want me to smash it? And I'd just be
smashing it. It was comedy. We had a little camera
pointed only on the P. You just see
That's so funny. Oh, dude,
it was great. Chouts out,
Popeyes. Well,
shout's out Jack in the box, actually.
That's what I'm talking. Smash that J.
Smash that, yeah.
Well, well.
Yeah.
We'll figure it out.
Oh, God, I forgot about them.
What, the little mini tacos?
What was it, though?
Dog, we had the, skump box.
We did.
Scum taco box.
I wish, yeah, give me my own taco box or jack in the box.
We had the, set it up.
We had the one-v-one tournament.
What's the skump munch box?
When's the skump munch box come out?
That's you a bang.
Yeah.
Just give, like, 30 small tacos.
No, I just gave them the idea.
What?
They're going to go get ice spice.
It's a munch box, you know, the gross.
Oh, yeah.
That taco's a munch.
I don't know what I'm laughing at.
That's pretty cool.
Anyway, I think we've covered enough.
We ended it on a positive note.
Tacos is always a good place to end it.
So, yeah, let's enjoy some tacos today.
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How many people are coming to the event?
I'm not sure right now, but...
Yeah, it's open to the public.
It is open to the public.
Definitely come hang out.
I would buy the tickets like as soon as possible though.
Exclusive gear.
Pokemon and some exclusive gear.
Wait, for blackouts too, can we use PS4 controllers or do we have to use 360?
I will let you know if we have to use 360.
I'll let you know if we have to use Xbox.
We're using the program?
What?
That program?
No, no, no, no. It's Xbox 360.
Ones?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
None of that matters.
All that you need to take into account is that you better buy your tickets because if I just, what I don't like is when people get mad at me for shit that they do.
So when people's like, uh, I didn't get a jersey or ah, I didn't get.
We told you.
We told you.
Yeah.
One day we will be able to have unlimited spots.
Come watch some games and it's all for a good cause.
So I will definitely be there.
So come say hello.
And we will all be having a ton of fun.
And that's it.
Exclusive merch, man.
Let's put you guys.
We'll see you guys next time.
Peace, guys.
Goodbye.
