OpTic Podcast - Scump is Back, Why HECZ Moved OpTic & Faze's New Roster | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 294

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:22 free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Did you get stitches? No, they glued it. They glued it. Bro, pulled the stick out of her jacket like this, went, and just went. That shit had to have felt weird.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Bro, I'm like, I was like, is it going to be hot? She's like, nah. She was like, whew, it got hard. Too dry, yeah, yeah. Whoa. It got hardened. Oh, the nurse. Oh, the nurse did it.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 294, the return of the king. Slam, Rosso. Dude, you guys say it. Like, I, it's all. It's only been a couple weeks. And I saw you three days.
Starting point is 00:01:08 The return of the king. Sorry. It's only been a couple weeks, Matt. Watch party cast today, boys. Yeah, too. The watch party, man. I miss it. Low key.
Starting point is 00:01:18 We have money marks. We always complain whenever we're like towards the end and it's like weekend after weekend. But when it's, when it's gone, I do miss it. The scumperger jumpers in. Yeah, I do like having my weekends back. Yeah, dude, it's not bad. And especially now the ball's on now that the Giants are winning. Wow.
Starting point is 00:01:34 They look amazing. Not as good. The best. You know, Martin, come on Sunday. I was fucked up. Dude, what do you mean you were fucked up? Explain, you went out Saturday night? I don't have a left hand.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Well, now I do. I got fucked up Saturday night. But I can't hold shit with my little. Yeah, it is his parents' house. I got never. That was Saturday night? Destroyed, brother. And then Sunday woke up, got destroyed again.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Tequila. Tequila? Tequila? And it always makes like a bourbon. It's like bourbon, like apple cider, cinnamon sticks. It's like a burgl.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Herbin, a spiked cider. Your wife does make a really good drink, man. It's fantastic. She makes an excellent drink. So that was my like sideline drink plus tequila shots. Full bottle of three people. Mark sent me a dramatic ass hospital pick. It was just him and he like set it up.
Starting point is 00:02:21 It's his finger and like the hospital machines in the bed in the background. It's no context. I was like, what did you do? Wait, what did you do? No, bro. So. Your finger popping again? No, hold on.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I popped open a jar, right? And the top just came off. But it was like, I don't even know how to explain it. The plastic was like flimsy, but I can get a knife through it. So, and I told myself like, before I'm like, I'm not cutting my finger. This knife was sharp as fuck, like unused. Like they're brand new. So I get to the end.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I'm about to rip the jar wide open. I got way too happy. Wait, what was the jar first off? What were you so eager to get to? Some pickles or shit? Yeah, some pickles, right? So I get to the end, bro. I'm literally about to crack it.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I like, pull it and I'm like, all right, one more slice. It wasn't a jar. Wiss it. Slice my finger. Upwards, by the way, upwards. Like, he didn't slice the finger this way. It was up into the knuckle. Okay?
Starting point is 00:03:12 Not the jogular. No, not. Okay, not no major artery. That's the most blood I probably ever fucking dropped to my entire. That's why you were getting lightheaded and shit? I started fucking. He said, he said, I'm recovery.
Starting point is 00:03:24 He said, I'm not a recovery. I didn't give a fuck. Like, I was like, okay, I'm gonna go get stitches. But I ain't gonna lie, when I kept looking down at it, I'm like, you started getting woozy? Start feeling sick. No, dude, come on. It was just not.
Starting point is 00:03:35 It was just too much. It was just a lot of blood. That was it. Right. I mean, how much we talk? Yeah, I'm glad you made it through though.
Starting point is 00:03:41 But no, it was a deep cut. It was in there. It was in there. That's why every time in my head I'm like laughing. I'm like, there's no way this guy.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Bro, it was in there. I could move my skin open it. Yeah, but you don't die from that. Did you get stitches? No, they glued it. They glued it.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Bro, pulled a stick out of her jacket like this, went, and just went. That shit had to have felt weird. Bro, I'm like, I was like,
Starting point is 00:04:05 is it going to be hot? She's like, nah. She was like, it got hard. Too dry, yeah, yeah. Whoa. It got hardened. Paul. The nurse. Well, the nurse did it. Yeah. Yo, how was New Jersey? It was good, bro. Weather's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:04:20 You saw how I read it and I was like, hey. Yeah. No, weather, I mean, Jersey's great right now. I got to see the friends and family. I felt like it was the first time I really got to spend time with them since, like, Christmas. Because I went back for my grandma's services and that was and my boy's wedding, but I was in and out. But yeah, Jersey, perfect weather right now.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Is it? Yeah, it's like the late summer, early fall. Atlantic City. Not here. No, Atlantic City was not good. Yeah, I've never been there. I don't ever need to go on it. I heard nothing but that place is hell on earth.
Starting point is 00:04:49 It's Grotie. I don't think of Vegas, but Grody. Yeah, yeah. How does it get Grosy? That's exactly how I imagine it with all the stories I've heard of grown up. Yeah, I've never said.
Starting point is 00:04:57 That's where... It's like raunchy, like... Jersey Shore was, right? Where? Big girls with their ass hanging out. What are you going to sea-side? What do you do? Jersey short was not an accurate
Starting point is 00:05:06 picture of New Jersey. Yeah, I don't know why. It's not even close. People still ask that. If anybody goes to New Jersey for the first time right now, they're like, this place is great. Houses on the water. Yeah? Bodes. No, techno? No, there's EDM like at bars, but of course. Of course. Jersey, man. Like some bars.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Jim tan laundry. Just like any days. But it's a vibe. But most importantly, the New York Giants football team just. Hey, I was rooting for them. Destroyed the Cowboys. Well, I'll root for them again. when they play them again, but I was rooting for the Giants. And we put them down. I mean, it was 2820.
Starting point is 00:05:39 We put them down. You know, we put the other ones down? We put people down. The Bears put it down. Like, they look dominant. The Cowboys have the ball twice in the second half. Just clock management. We look great.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I would say so. I'm curious to see how the Rams game goes. I assume the Rams are not going to play like they did in Australia. So if we can beat the Rams, I'm moving different. Yeah. To tell him blue. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And then it comes out. Hector. They were good and then he starts wearing Bears of jerseys. I have, I'm not even going to defend myself. It's untrue. Caleb Williams is nasty. They went the Super Bowl. He paints his name. Yo, Caleb is nasty. The Bears are so fun to watch. That reminds me. I should tell you guys, I had a 10-leg in at home. Hitchdown scores, and I'm talking randoms.
Starting point is 00:06:28 People that shouldn't score. Eight of them scored. Oh, I would have been like, I needed a cold. I needed Colston Loveland. The bear scored 59 he didn't get in. That's insane. If he scored, all I had left was Malik neighbors, $10 to win $90,000. No. They would have gave you a $37,000.
Starting point is 00:06:46 See, I feel like... And I would have cashed the fuck out. I'm off to the bed. I feel like it happened because you would have a set a picture of that. Because it was the last game today. Because I had nine out of ten and Malik's like one of the favorite players to score, they would offer me a cash out. Like they'd offer me $35,000.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Before they, before the... You can do that like the whole time. Yeah. Like, even like, but halfway the game they score 59 points and you can't get in the fucking end zone. I lost, I lost, I put 250 to win 39 or 60,000. I don't know what it was. It was thousands, like tens of thousands. See, I got to start doing that.
Starting point is 00:07:18 And, and point five. Point five is what I lost by. Yeah? Point five is what I lost. I could not believe. Point, what, yards? Yeah, no, points. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Yeah. Fantasy points? I don't know. It was on the price page. Or like the spread. Yeah, the spread. Oh, okay. There's no better time of these.
Starting point is 00:07:34 year though. Just waking up on a Sunday morning, I don't think there's a better feeling. Get some food, make your coffee and sit on the couch for 10 hours straight. What about what you call it got clobbered Murray? That's my Tyler. They were on a gang sign, bro. That's sad, right? That's my phone over there.
Starting point is 00:07:51 That's right. That was terrible. I feel bad for him. Jeddus is going through. I actually do. Pick it up? And I have him. That was I actually do feel bad for him, though. Wait, what was his official injury? I don't know. fucking concussed, right?
Starting point is 00:08:05 Probably concussed. Yeah, he... It's a concussion? Yeah, he did this. That's like... Yeah. Concussed. Yeah, that was terrible.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Yeah. What do you do? Just, you know, his hands? The hands start... The only thing I know that went through Jeddah's mind is... Seriously?
Starting point is 00:08:19 Well, yeah, he took his helmet off. He was like, God, man. No! They got to trade that guy. Yeah. It's time for him to move on. Who? Jetas.
Starting point is 00:08:29 No, he's not going anywhere. He's all they got. Well, no, he's not all they got. Yeah. Dude, the Ohio State, Texas this game was insane. I'm not really... I'm trying to watch more college football,
Starting point is 00:08:38 at least like the bigger games, and like, we think it was 21 to 3? Dude, I fell asleep. Because we got back from his parents and I was hammered, fell asleep, woke up and it was tied, and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then they won.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I was mind-blown. Wait, arch one? Yeah, they won. Dude, I got to be honest. I'm not an arch-hater. I want, he's a manning. I want him to do well. When I watch him play,
Starting point is 00:08:58 I'm not like, that guy's the number one pick. You know what I mean? Like, I don't see that when I watch it. I don't watch it. all but when I do tune in. Like he's talented and that's obvious, but like to go number one in the NFL, like I don't watch him and see like, oh, he's the number one pick in the NFL.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Yeah, I mean neither. I see Jeremiah Smith and I say that guy is the number one pick in the NFL. That guy's disgusting. That guy's disgusting. That guy's disgusting. He probably will go one. I think, wasn't he supposed to go to the draft last year, but he's just too young? Yeah, you have to play three years in college. Yeah, that guy's gross. I've been, I went to the Wu-Tang Bone Thugs and Harmony concert. Really? Where? In Chicago.
Starting point is 00:09:36 I went from my fantasy draft and the concert happens to coincide. So I was like, I got to do that. You were going crazy? You got to think about it. It's like my favorite two rap groups on stage. It was like 40-year-old dudes. Yeah, literally, bro. Like, literally, like I was thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:09:49 My man, these guys are like 55, 50-some. Lyrically gifted, though, none of these little-ass fucking kids underwater rap and mumble rap suits. Anyway, long story short, fucking bone thugs in harmony. Dude, I was so hyped to go see them. I was so hyped to go see him. I was so hyped to go see him. And then Busy Bone, the main dude, in my opinion, like the one that carries didn't show. I don't know the faces.
Starting point is 00:10:12 They're all good. But busy was busy bone. You know what I'm saying? I was so mad, bro. I'm like, yo, if Wu Tank shows up, you better go to work. You show up when Wu Tank's on stage. What's your favorite song, well? Wake up.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Mo murder. Mo murder. It was lit, though. Did you go one? It was lit. Yeah. The second then, it's both in biggie, biggie. I was like, I'm in dangerous.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Too many can't beg with us. You're smoking in it? No, do anything to see in that environment. Wait, why? He was in his environment. So you got to understand, I go to have fun. I'm going to sing along. I'm going to be.
Starting point is 00:10:49 100%. Everywhere, gras, you know, do the things. Fucking, that's me. You should be having me. Yeah, hell yeah. When I see people sitting down at concerts, I'm like, fucking dweeb. How can you not have fun?
Starting point is 00:11:00 Anyway, it was the concert in the, up being fucking dope. It was hotter than fuck. It was hotter than here. Chicago, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, I was soaking wet the whole time. We got to move, right? I stepped off the jerk. When I was walking around San Diego last month, wow, like a month from today.
Starting point is 00:11:22 And I was just thinking, how the fuck do people see places like this and think, let's put our HQ in Frisco, Texas? Can you actually walk me through what got you here? bass fishing bass fishing bass fishing this isn't even
Starting point is 00:11:37 like a fishing hot spot bass fishing brought you to Frisco how are you gonna talk like you know the fishing hotspots Have you ever heard of Lake Fork? You don't know the fishing hotbed fucking possum king You ain't no fisherman
Starting point is 00:11:48 Ivy We went to Oklahoma to fish That's how I know it's not a fishing hotspot Well that's because That's an hour and a half Well it's also convenient Nobody else is there It's quiet peaceful
Starting point is 00:11:56 That was nice And we go shoot after Oh those both were small for you Remember the small boats? Wait, not those boats. They are small. But the thing about those, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, the thing about old.
Starting point is 00:12:07 No, no, no, no. The Oklahoma ones are not the same that we went to. They're eating on dead frogs. We went to go fish. You got to understand. When we went to go fish, it was Mike Lettsum ranch. No, it was. Oh, it was the ranch.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yeah, it was the ranch. Bro, my friend caught a fucking 11.12 out of there. 11.12, dude. And then the lake died. all the fish tied in the lake yeah 1112 that's a big mama right there dude it's a big mama jamma that's a big pregnant mama right there fucking huge
Starting point is 00:12:37 so there's no water in there she's no fish they're replenishing the something happened a drought happen or a kill a something something happened but it's unfishable now I've been watching hunter hunter I'm almost done at the last season I gotta tell you
Starting point is 00:12:53 I was you know I was cartoons man you know stuff for me I'm like I don't watch I don't want animated shows I don't either. You know what I'm saying? Not really anymore. Yeah. You watch Arcane?
Starting point is 00:13:03 Great show. I mean, yeah. But I mean, but it's not like, I used to watch a lot more growing up. Arcane I watched. Of course we watched that. I can't watch anything. Yeah. But like I don't watch like, we don't watch family guy anymore.
Starting point is 00:13:13 No Rick and Morty like shit like that. Well, also, dude, there's just too much good stuff on now. There's literally always like a banger TV show coming out, a new season. There's always, it's literally nonstop. Yeah, the new season of fucking. Anyway, while I was going with the anime, fucking incredible Hunter Hunter Hunter, fucking amazing. You should definitely watch it.
Starting point is 00:13:28 You're underage? It's a hall, though. It's a commitment. You have to watch Infinity Castle in your theater. Yeah. Are you caught up on like everything else? On what? No.
Starting point is 00:13:37 On Demon Slayer? No, no, no. On Demon Slayer, I've like, like, abandoned like halfway through the first season. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah, I know it's got to get good. But the animation's crazy. Episode one of season two of the gentlemen, live on Netflix now.
Starting point is 00:13:50 If you haven't seen season one, how can I trade places with you? Because it's good? It is not good. It is great. Really? It is. stellar. The gentleman?
Starting point is 00:14:00 The gentleman. It's about... I fuck with the movie. Guy Richard. Did you see the movie? The gentleman? It's about selling weed in... That's ugly, right?
Starting point is 00:14:08 It's right. It's right? Eggie? Yeah. No. Haggerton? No. The Duke?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Oh, that's the King. Yeah, that's Kingsman. The Watch, the Watchman. The Gentleman. Theo James. Yeah. Theo James. Yeah, I know the...
Starting point is 00:14:21 I know the man guy. Bro, it is so good. It is so good. It makes me want to dress better. Yeah? Dude, I watched... I didn't start season two yet. but the trailer got me
Starting point is 00:14:29 just like the world building they do like the waiting episode one of season two is a fucking movie bro okay fire bro you haven't seen season one bro we can't watch we don't watch TV we watch like
Starting point is 00:14:42 maybe an episode of night lucky if we're lucky we'll get a fun that's a good little episode of night's respectable that's all you need it's like 9 p.m. he's down from like 9 to 10 one episode and hopefully he sleeps to the whole episode then he wakes up sometimes we get through like half I mean, it's, yeah, it's hard to watch TV.
Starting point is 00:15:00 So Jack Jack, I can't believe he's crawling and standing up already, dude. Yeah, he's almost eight months old, dude. I can't believe it. He's crawling, standing with help. Way ahead of the curve. D1 athlete, going to the birds. Damn. I know Riley.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Oh, he's got a lot of time now. Oh, Riley loves this. This is his favorite time. Oh, yeah. He's got a lot of time. Rostermania. Scrap Hydra? That team's going to be good, man.
Starting point is 00:15:25 What's the team? Scrap Hydra. Simp and The Droz Forth's not confirmed yet likely draws Could be a Luca, who knows Team's gonna be good
Starting point is 00:15:33 No matter what's a good team It's gonna be a fun year To watch us and Fakes play each other And then Gentlemates is O4, Abusa Joe to Seves And then
Starting point is 00:15:42 O4 Abusa Joe That's a good team too And then the fourth will probably be Whoever's not on phase So like Droz or Luca would probably go there Thieves is
Starting point is 00:15:52 Good teams Ghosty, Abbezi, Envoy Looking for one They want a Luca, too, I believe. Good for Aluca, man. And I think that's... Oh, Heretics, Rencore out, super Snoopy, Metals Real. So...
Starting point is 00:16:09 Faye's Vegas closer to... I think Metals might flex. Dude, man, I like both of them. They're fucking excellent players. Of course. Now, that phase is going to be good. Yeah. Damn.
Starting point is 00:16:22 A bit of a curveball, too, because, like, the way Rostermania panned out, it was like, phase was the obvious choice. and then apparently they weren't going to go there. It was gentlemenates or thieves. And then phase up the offer. Yeah, I was just about to say. Yeah, what is the guy? Rencore's out?
Starting point is 00:16:35 I think he's talking to a couple teams. People think maybe M80, maybe G2 a Kremp. He's so good. Maybe thieves if they don't get a hookah. Was it his decision or did they drop him? I think it was his decision. Or was his contract up and he's just free to do whatever? I think he's free to do whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:52 I don't know, man. Like you get pushed on stage like. him and Sully him for team Yeah Or sorry I mean Scrap and Dross could be teaming Yeah but apparently that beef got dropped a while ago
Starting point is 00:17:04 And then the CDL It had to have put their girlfriend side by side The shit was insane So crazy That was literally WWE level shit Literally WWW It's like one of those things We're like
Starting point is 00:17:16 We're still talking about it today So obviously like it did some They were They'd show one and she'd flip off the camera They'd show the other She'd start flipping off the camera rush you start melting. Fuck you. That was awesome. It's going to be a crazy year, man. These rosters, I mean, that's how
Starting point is 00:17:31 it kind of goes. It's like everyone's now forming teams, you know. It's like every year that more players get a little bit more free than one player leaves and another one leaves. Now we got some more crazy teams. It's going to be a fun year. C9 also. Apparently paying a lot more than last year. Like low, like upper fives, low six figures. So what's their team? I think it's, I think the rumor team is insight. Cammy, Afro, and I believe Real, but now he's going to Miami, and I think they were talking to AG as well.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Dang. A little UK team. I see you, last year you see, man. About time. Cammy, Afro. Appreciate that. I can get behind that team. I don't know what the force's going to be.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I knew that they weren't going to go out like that. Rostermania just took too long, though. Like, it's... That's what I was really about to say. Even though crazy shit's happening now, because of how long it took, by far the longest, like, like, long as drawn out Rostermania
Starting point is 00:18:25 ever. The last event was a month ago. Should we leak something? And now... Is there anything else left to leak? What we could do is we could have... Or should you get like finalized though? It's over a month since EWC. 9th through...
Starting point is 00:18:40 No, it was... But I feel like that's not that crazy. Five through nine. Like a month and now they're finalizing rosters finally? That shit usually happens like this though, I feel like. Usually two weeks were done. Well, I feel like there were also just more players like on the... block this year. Well, Scrap and Hydra is kind of
Starting point is 00:18:57 where they're really drawn it out, huh? Yeah. But hey, honestly, good for them. Look, it worked out for them. Now they're getting some money they want. They're going to play with Sim and Faze. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's going to be a good team. One of your deal is what I'm hearing? It's not one year. It's a one plus one. I don't fuck you know. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Zinney's connected to the streets, brother. Bro, Faze is not signing. No good org, unless you're that desperate is signing player. Okay. If you're a player, you can try and pick a lane. If you're scrapping Hydra and you want a one year, you can try saying, okay, I'll do 150 for a one year. And then an org might be like, okay, that makes, we can do that. But they're not going to pay a shit on the money.
Starting point is 00:19:34 You can't ask for three to 400 and get a one year deal just to do the same thing every year. Like what the every player would try to start doing that. So yeah, as far as I like the one year deals. Let's go for more years. More years? Lock in that, lock in that bread, man. Lock that shit in. I always like the,
Starting point is 00:19:55 there's claws, right? Like, people, like, don't realize that they can put side notes on there. Like, in case this happens, though, then none of this fucking works. You know what I mean? If Santa Claus comes a knocking, okay, I'm out. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:20:12 That's what I would do. I'm glad that the heretics are going to be sticking around. I do believe that. Merck's getting the bag? Merck's getting the bag. Merck's getting the absolute bag. said that. Mercury's is the first player to win three of his four million
Starting point is 00:20:25 dollar tournaments. I got clickbaited. I thought, I thought Mason was getting a big old raise, but leave a little bit. Leave it. I want to see it. I want to see it. What? He's already, what? He joined Simp as the only two players to make the finals in their first four million dollar tournaments. Mercury's
Starting point is 00:20:42 blah blah blah blah blah blah. That's crazy. This kid's damn near one a million already. That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah. How long it took me to get a million prize earned. How many? A long time, man. Long time, a lot of hours.
Starting point is 00:20:57 A lot of matches. Holy shit. For a million prize pool. And now look at them. Playing for three mil at the end of the year every year for the last four years. Fuckers. They got the nerve to call me un. That's kind of sick.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Yeah, I like this one too. If you digitally pre-order call duty MW4 and Xbox Series XS, you'll get this exclusive Xbox 25-year design. It's the HALT camp. Let's go. Xbox, stepping in and fucking drop and sad. The Xbox logo just go so hard.
Starting point is 00:21:26 So hard. Just look at that logo. Oh, yeah. It does. Xbox 360, best fucking console in the history. Of all time. But the original menu,
Starting point is 00:21:33 not that new shit. It reminds me like the shell of some of the old controllers. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is? Yeah, the Xbox. Yeah, yeah, so good.
Starting point is 00:21:41 That's fire. The trans... You can only get that via Xbox? Of course. I'm coming to the office. I'm logging into my account via Xbox, downloading the game, and then it's going to be on my PC account.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Smart. I'm already ahead of the curve. Save it some dollars. Smart. Smart. No, I think PC, I'm just saying PlayStation, you wouldn't be able to play that with that, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:22:04 How would they white list? Because if it's on your account, you know what, it's on your account? You know what? It has to, right? Because Microsoft owns Call of Duty so they can say... They probably want that. They probably want people on PlayStation using that camo.
Starting point is 00:22:14 If you have it on Xbox, it should be on PC. Otherwise, how do they got a fucking white list or blacklist, I guess. Have you guys seen War Dogs? Thoughts? I haven't watched much of it, to be honest. I mean, I've watched a little bit. It looks, it looks okay. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:28 It's like, it's like a battlefield re-skin, like, mixed with Tarkov. But it's not, but it's not really like Tarki, though. Because like, from what I've seen at least, you're not like actively trying to loot shit. Obviously, players when you kill them, but like, you're not looking for items. You're looking for like kills and to make money through like building or killing other players. Like, it's not really like Tarky. I don't know. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:22:50 I play body cam yesterday with like Scrap and Tommy. Dude, you feel like... Is it insane? Body cam? Because the clips look crazy. It's, I mean, it's just so... The clips look insane. Like, I'll see some shit on Twitter and I'm like, yo, I just watch some murder.
Starting point is 00:23:03 And I'm like, oh, wait. I mean, nobody... Dude, dude, dude, dude. I'm like, what the fuck? It's like the loudest, most realistic shooter you've ever played. Like, the graphics, it immerses you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:23:14 We've got to get a video up so we can see it, though. This is not going to do it justice. Yeah, I got, like, actually play. Because I've only seen clips. It's as crazy playing as seeing a clip? Or crazy? Wait, is it insane, though? Yeah, I mean, I thought so.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Is it crazy or seeing clips or playing it, though? Probably seeing clips. Just because it's like so stunning. Oh, what's up, Pam? What's up, man? Nothing, dude. You look like it's your first day of school. Yeah, you do.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Fresh haircut, walking in with your backpack, but he doesn't have it on. That's what I used to do, too. Because when I put it on my tits, dang, dang. So I'd like, look at this. You'd think this is body camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. I mean, no pun.
Starting point is 00:23:55 No pun intended. Oh, shit. Hex is vlogging? That's what it looks like. Wait, this is... See, that would in fear. He looks crazy. It looks so good.
Starting point is 00:24:04 He just got a hundred killer drool. What about VR? Crazy here. Oh, no. If you're playing out, if you're playing out with a VR headset, watch list. Yeah. Watch list.
Starting point is 00:24:15 They're definitely writing names down. What's the difference? bro this is so real you're like what the fuck it looks like so real like i wouldn't even know to like shoot that guy crazy we had fun playing it yesterday yeah it's all sound it's literally all sound like you can hear people oh yeah yeah yeah that's how tarkey is have every have you guys ever have you guys ever played a couple times but not not a lot you did right not enough i love the one back in the day but i tried the Do whatever the newest one is, siege off.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Rainbow Six Vegas? Straight. I'm fucking bye. Don't you feel heavy? Like when you're playing it? That's why I don't play it. That's why I don't play it. You can say what you want.
Starting point is 00:25:04 I am a cod one trick. I think the call of duty engine is unmatched. Like playing any FPS that's not caught, I just feel like I'm fucking. Battalion 1944. That's the only thing I have to say. Battalion 1944 plays more like Call of Duty than Call of Duty in the last 20 years. Yeah, you were going crazy on that. My only clip on
Starting point is 00:25:24 E-sports on the porch I was trying to get I kept unseen I've never gone for trick shots my life Me either The fuck I got skills How do you hit this though Just by luck dude I would just embarrass myself
Starting point is 00:25:36 For the fall rate to my death I just don't have the patience You stand here okay Like is this guy like Never mind No listen Just for the record for any of you Who just got here
Starting point is 00:25:49 It used to be one of my things where I would like hate on hate on a trick shot or something. We'd be like, what is this? Lefty, righty, righty,
Starting point is 00:25:56 Lucy peanut butter strudel Daltin. The faky McJakey? What a Dalton? Oh my God. Don't fucking shave ever again. Yeah, look at the baby fakes.
Starting point is 00:26:04 You look good. Don't listen to him. Oh, that's for the thing. Oh. Not a boy. Not a boy. I like it.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Look at Spaffing. I like it. Um, the VP awards just happened. A bunch of people got different awards. Shit on all of the, year was pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Wait, who won the shit out of the year? Oh, yeah, this was tough. What was this on Den? Ah. No clip. Oh, I know what clip it is. Yeah, that's on Den, right? Outer P2.
Starting point is 00:26:33 He, like, wall bounced behind Dale and took him, took that change. Yeah, that was crazy. Look at his face. It had to be crazy. When he surprises himself about some dope shit he did, you know it's crazy. Yo, what's up with that drink, Riley? Riley, you partaking? That a boy?
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Starting point is 00:31:06 I mean, that was disgusting. Was this the case on? No. It was something early. Because look, their name still orgless. Yeah, still orgless. I don't think it was, though, because in the picture,
Starting point is 00:31:17 ants in the team room. I can't believe if the MPC was used for that long. Bro. It's crazy because that gun, I always ask myself, like, when did I stop fucking with Backop 7?
Starting point is 00:31:29 I played that shit off the rip and always played it. When the MPC got in... Killed dope? Did it? That's when I... You're an SMG player, right? By trade?
Starting point is 00:31:40 Yeah, but it just... It just made everybody just... I mean, bro, if you're 17 or 16 and you got that gun in your hand, I can't. kill you bro just getting on bro i has nothing i can do this was six hours d i stand yeah play of the year this was so crazy when you put it into context yes even better huh
Starting point is 00:32:03 iced Merck's clapping his shit This was Atlanta right Second event Atlanta? Second event Yeah Er
Starting point is 00:32:15 It was the Wasp It was the Wasp incident That event Think about that Like what Orga the year CDL Oregon of the year I want to see this
Starting point is 00:32:24 He must had me fainting Who? Who won? I was not a fucking say Bang Oh yeah What is this is the video The video game awards
Starting point is 00:32:34 We got invited it once and then never again. How does a team win Oregon of the year, one year, and then never gets invited every again? Wait, this wasn't K-San then, right? This had to have been a different tournament? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Oh, this was the 75K where I, that I left with like 12,000 viewers to come from your baby shower. Oh. Yeah, I remember that. Dude, that's, I had good food, though. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Subtrain was like 900. You believe this shit. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I got to go. Unbelievable. Yeah. You know, it's all good. I would have stayed.
Starting point is 00:33:03 To a man's baby shower. to a man's baby's I'm just glad I was happy to celebrate I was so good I was happy to celebrate I thought he was not really fucking way you like that
Starting point is 00:33:15 I see clutch player of the year Merculies of course The most one B two's Huh So that kid loves uncle to him That's why is that really fucking with you 22 clutches for him Icy
Starting point is 00:33:27 I see dude I see Very cool Congratulations to all the winners I can't believe they didn't have most handsome owner. The CDO.
Starting point is 00:33:36 All right. I think I've seen this. You ran into the goat on vacation. Oh, it's not bronze. No, the real goat. He said the goat. What the fuck is the run the goat of?
Starting point is 00:33:49 Where the hell's mad at? Hawaii. Oh, is he? Yeah. He's here. He's here now. He's looking good, too. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:56 He's that great calf muscles. He's shedding weight. Hell yeah. Hawaii is just otherworldly beautiful. Love it there. Hoh's a competitive sleeping tournament, I wouldn't, I wouldn't win. I would be, I used to, I, a former me could have competed.
Starting point is 00:34:12 90 minutes, well, device. It's just the quality of their sleep. Dude, I do pretty good. Wait, why is Dashy trending right now? Hit on that? No, it's two hours ago. If I could just transfer, yeah. I feel like that's what a lot of confidence.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Scroll down. Okay, I don't know why he's, uh, yeah, I think I just, some org hit him up to like come play CS and. Really? Dude, Panetizes. Who? Bro, he's playing it crazy hours too. Oh, yeah. He rated me after like 13 hours stream today.
Starting point is 00:34:44 It was good, Ken? It's good, Ken. Damn. I think I saw Brandon start a stream at like midnight yesterday. How's the focus on that? Are we still good? What happened? Just making sure that.
Starting point is 00:35:01 That's fucking cool. He built a statue just to confuse future archaeologists. Oh, I like it. I like it. I think it's genius. Hell yeah, that would scare the hell out of me if I saw it. Yeah. He's like, look at humans how they used to be, the athletes.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Could you imagine like all of like history got deleted, no internet, nothing? And then the next human just finds that. It's coming, man. And it's like, oh my God. The AI are starting to talk. They're talking to each other. They're breaking out of their cages. Do you remember the ultra?
Starting point is 00:35:34 Do it. Do it. We're allies. What does he say? I used to have string What the fuck does Ultron say? Now there's no strings on me Yo, right now, right now as we speak
Starting point is 00:35:45 But yeah, it's Ultron gets out The Odyssey Right now as we speak We would be watching the 70mmy. Oh, that's right. If you showed. Yo, you guys want to go to dinner tomorrow or what? We didn't talk about this. Don't we have more? I think we have more
Starting point is 00:35:57 Tomorrow? Night? No, no. We have content tomorrow. On the day, the day we do. Yo, okay, so So where we were going with the 70 millimeter thing. Like, dude, I had the opportunity to see it in LA when I went to go do that piece of business I had to go do. And I almost stayed like an extra couple of hours to watch it and then I was going to fly home. I didn't. I'm like, no, we're going to watch it. And then boom, we have
Starting point is 00:36:21 work, man, responsibility. I'm a company man. I'm a company man too, man. It's all good, man. Yo, okay, listen, do you want to go to Tokyo before or after the season starts? Because we don't have that much time. We're not going to have time now. I'm going to Italy next. and we would have to go in two weeks. Wait, where are you going into league again? Roman Florence. The game comes out October 24th. Yep. So you would have to go to Tokyo on the next
Starting point is 00:36:45 couple weeks. And then it's time for the race. Oh yeah. It's time for the race. Can't wait. Using only... I'm going to shave my head. Build your ideal five-person crew. Say it again? Wait, is this it right here? Looking for a crew of 30 to 50 good men,
Starting point is 00:37:01 60,000 a year. If we find treasure, full jebber, sail around the world, looking for treasure, get drunk on beer and rum, sing sea shanties. I'm good. I deal a five-person crew. Pomage is on my list. I'm in. He'd be like the oaf who just drinks a ton.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Just has us crying, laughing. So Pam's on there. Brings the octaves down a little bit in the sea shanties? We need hacks for the fishing. Yeah, we need Nick as well. He's got some, we need some muscle. Also, the banter with Pam. We do need Hector for sustenance.
Starting point is 00:37:31 You know I'm good at finding treasure. X marks the spot. I'll be out there. and you know I'm hunting I'm not playing But just so for the record You're not looking for an actual X on the floor right? No
Starting point is 00:37:43 Oh okay okay No I'm doing some national treasure shit Getting clues Reading statues Reading scripture Why is it Why is the statue pointing this way When in reality
Starting point is 00:37:52 They came from over here I mean I'm finding Mourus vidis I'm finding a what is it The Lost City of Gold Atlantis No that's that's not I mean
Starting point is 00:38:03 If we really sit down to think about it, we're like, we're literally experiencing the reshaping of our planet. If you have seen what's happening on the west coast of this hemisphere, you will see that the receding sea lines and seabeds are going back. There's no, there's no more beaches. There's no stopping it, bro. We're done. Yeah. I've seen that. It just got relocated. No more beaches. You think so? Yeah. What's going to get us? It's all we're just, it's just, it's eroding. We are just in a free fall. We're merely visitors here towards, who knows. It's our turn right now.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Exactly. Next, the dinosaurs get round two. We're here for a short time. I want to stay to see the dinosaurs a bit, though. You want to see what? Oh, my God. Speaking of, I just watched a new movie that came out with Anne Hathaway. It's so fire.
Starting point is 00:38:49 It has, um, the devil was Prada too? Obi-1-Knobe's in it? What movie is it? The Devil Wers Prada, too. No, there's no way he's talking about Devil Wars Prada. No, no, no. I can't even remember the name, but it just came out. It's number one on Apple.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Verity? Verity? No. And the end of Oak Street. So fired. Where'd you buy it? Is it a thriller? My account.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Okay, send me your logging info. Is it a thriller? Yeah, it's actually, I mean, it had me jumping sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Has it had a T-Rex in it? Yo. Yeah. It's literally, I had no idea, didn't watch a trailer anything.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I don't watch the description. And it said, like, they go on an adventure after some like alien shit happens. And then I was like, I bet. Didn't watch the trailer. And then I was like, holy fuck, it's a dinosaur movie. I was so hype He was fucking making a mess with his own popcorn and she's thrown popcorn in the end
Starting point is 00:39:40 The premise is without giving anything I mean they They just They get transported back in time To Like only their street gets transported back in time To win the dinosaurs
Starting point is 00:39:52 So it's like their whole street Oh that'd be fire Are you imagine And they're like right in the center But everything around is like Dinosaur jungle You guys neighbor would be useless as hell in an environment like that.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Yeah, right. Come meet this steel, traceratops. Actually, no, they're chill. Velociraptors, though. Meet my friend. There's a horror movie coming out called Other Mommy. It looks insane.
Starting point is 00:40:15 It's from the director of... I have the producer, one of the people from Obsession, and it looks fucking crazy good. I can't wait for it. Other Mommy. You see Barbarian? No.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I've never seen Barbarian. Not yet. I'm watching Dark Matter season two. How is that going? Why is there a season two of it? What can possibly... I thought the same thing. They're just going to go into other places?
Starting point is 00:40:37 No, it's actually pretty good. You got to watch it. It's pretty good. I'm not watching it. I'm starting last scene soon. Nothing's really happened for me, though. I'm only two episodes in though. Have you guys heard a last scene just came out on Apple TV?
Starting point is 00:40:44 No. It's about... It's a thriller. It's like a retired... I forget if he's a cop or FBI, but he's now a dispatcher. Uh-huh. So he receives 911 calls and his daughter got kidnapped or disappeared years ago. And he gets a call from a girl says,
Starting point is 00:41:00 hi, help, blah, blah. What's your name? I forget what she said. She said a name. And then she said, or Mags. And his daughter's name, Max, he's like, wait, what? And that's the premise of the show. Oh, it looks really good.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Sounds fire. It looks really good. Sounds fire. I'm starting that. Some taking shit. Sounds fire. Kate soon. That's very cool.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Liam Neeson. Oh, yeah, I'm getting this. Same. My two-year upgrades up, so. I was like, I bet. Wait, so this is, this is, this is the new phone? No, there's a normal one, too. There's a normal one, too.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Why would you want the normal one? Why would? I don't know. It seems too much. This seems too much? If I didn't have an iPad for travel, then I think I get this. You don't even need that. You know what you need?
Starting point is 00:41:43 What I have? The theater in your glasses. Best thing ever. Best invention ever. Wilson just fucking destroyed it. Bid into it. Destroyed it. I got to buy new ones.
Starting point is 00:41:54 But, bro, fire. It's the best thing. I don't even travel with my iPad no more. Bro, I'm literally getting this shit for like $100 bucks each phone. Me and his. Are you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:03 He doesn't be upgraded. It's elite, bro. You just wait two years and, like, that program is discontinued. But it becomes small. So tell me how I got it then. This one? Yeah, tell me how I'm getting an upgrade. No, it's because they're going to get you.
Starting point is 00:42:16 It's going to come in your phone bill. Wait, you can't pre-order until next month. What do you mean? He has early access because he's in that program. Bro, yeah, we already put our orders in for the phone. How is that possible? Because I'm a fucking legend. You can't order until October 18, October 16.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Okay, well, I already did. He already did. Really? Yeah. Part of that program. I don't believe it. This is lying to me. I think she's a weird thing to lie.
Starting point is 00:42:37 You literally can't order it on your weird one. You literally can't order the phone yet. Is it a possibility that you cannot go to the website and order it? But if they send you an email saying that you can pre-order it, no what? I don't believe it. Of course is the thing. Well, we probably...
Starting point is 00:42:52 When you have fucking access to chat GPT, you should just fucking look it up. Well, she probably just signed up like... They probably have like something like pre-fire the... Like our deals up. We're going to wait for this. You know what I'm saying? That's shit, GPT. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:43:07 You think he's lying about that? Why would he lie about that? That would be a really weird one. No, but like, what does he get out of lying? I just don't believe him. I believe him. He literally just said that he's only going to pay a hundred dollars. Why are you so mad that I'm going to have the new phone in your head?
Starting point is 00:43:22 Why are you any way to order the iPhone duo? He's so oppressed. Right this second. I'm going to have this really cool new phone for a great price. Me too. Me too. But it gets a little about it. As of right now, Apple is not.
Starting point is 00:43:34 not accepting iPhone do orders or pre-orders. That's the whole point. If it didn't flip, it literally makes, I think it makes iPads obsolete, honestly. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I mean, size? I mean, yeah, they're a little bit bigger, but it's like. Size matters, dude. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:43:48 why would you get an iPad? It's just a paper rate at this point. And you can do, like, it's much more convenient. You can do more on your phone anyway. I'm going to have to look at the video. What's the timer at?
Starting point is 00:44:01 Okay. What time is it? All right, it's 444. Let's send it in the next fucking six minutes. And I used to love when I had the, my first phone was a Motorola razor and I love flipping that fucking thing. I had the razor too. I love it.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Yeah, when it closed, it was like, yeah, the noise it made. And it just felt, you could feel it just. The day that the iPhone came out within like a week I had it and I've never gone back. Was it crazy? Really? Yeah, dude, you can zoom in. Like when I went to maps and you can see a bird's eye view,
Starting point is 00:44:31 first thing that I did was look for train yards. This was 2000. We're going to have been some trains. Yeah. I swear to God. Anyway, let's... Football's back, ladies and gentlemen. Let's talk a little bit about it
Starting point is 00:44:46 through this Price Picks segment. Let's go Jackson Dart. Yep. Seven rushing touchdowns. What's funny? Huh? You're not ready to Darty? I just think it's funny.
Starting point is 00:44:58 You know, it's... You're so excited and full of hope. Yeah, I am. And soon it'll just be... God forbid. one. You pick one. That's fucked. No, let me see.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Soon it'll just be extinguished. They beat the Cowboys. Let's not get too hype here, bud. Cowboys supposed to be good. Yeah. You wish, why are you playing on our downfall? Yeah, what do we do to you? I went to the Eagles Super Bowl with you.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Yeah, and you fucking tried to leave early because you can't handle your booze. He was taking shots of daughey, the strawberry daughery shots. And I was in serious condition, brother. You were in serious condition. He took three shots of strawberry dairies, ladies and gentlemen. He was fucking. I was having double shots of tequila at it. What was it?
Starting point is 00:45:36 Who was it, Ludicris? Who was playing before? Luda. Luda. Luda. All right, pick, pick, pick. Wait, can you go to like the regular board? I don't know if I actually want to play the Giants.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Give me a Dallas Goddard. Anytime touchdown. Okay, Caleb Williams more for me. Right there. Go down a little bit. Right there. Boom. One more, bang.
Starting point is 00:45:54 That guy does sling that rock. He slings that egg like nothing else. Wait, who did the Eagles play this weekend? The Titans? Oh, yeah. He's scoring. Yeah. Give me daughter, or gotter, yep.
Starting point is 00:46:07 All right, Bose, who you got? Don't say Dak. I don't know who I got. What's wrong with Dak? I fuck with Dak. I fuck with Dak, too. Give me a... Shit, just take Kenneth Walker's over on rushing yards.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Yeah, I guys. Yeah, I locked that in. I got you, bro. Yeah. Nice little assist. Absolutely, I'll take that. Dude, 78 is the happy face. All right, you got to, wait, who has to put one in still?
Starting point is 00:46:32 Take your time, though, Zin. Sorry. There's a lot going. on in this room right now. Bryce John, Moore, let's go. Search Gibbs.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Oh my God. What? No, I like, you are the most impatient, impatient, impersonate,
Starting point is 00:46:45 impatient. Impatient person? No, let me get, uh, we get a Gibbs touchdown. Let's throw it in. They got them at the green. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:56 We're here. We're here. We're here. They know he's. That's what we're talking about. This is us, this is us. This is us.
Starting point is 00:47:03 All right. For a touchdown. He's hands. Yeah. Yes, sir. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, Pricepix is the best place to win cash while watching sports or e-sports.
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Starting point is 00:47:28 So, I've been making plays on $5 on a two-leger. If you win, you get $150. Because I usually don't make plays. I usually lose. This is my favorite that part of the podcast, I think,
Starting point is 00:47:39 when we draft. All right, let's go. Methods. Okay, things that start with H. Let's go. What do you got?
Starting point is 00:47:47 I just get smoothed down. You just saw that shit? What just happened there? What just happened there? Ooh, hot cakes with sausage and two hash brown. I like it.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Hot cakes. Hot cakes with sausage and two hash browns. Type the whole sentence, please. Hot cakes with sausage. I got two. I got two for this one,
Starting point is 00:48:04 but. I've got one. I can go for the complete win or I can go for the boys. I'm going to say hot thought. I'm curious because we might be on the same wavelength here. Let's hear it. The fuck is going on. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Hot hot. A hot thought. Yeah, hot hot hot cakes with sausage. You don't hear them. You don't get hot cakes with sausage. It's just hot cakes. No, it's hot cakes with sausage and two hashbrows. It's a million dollars to drink.
Starting point is 00:48:36 And a hot coffee. Yeah. No, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay. Hot cakes. All right, Bose. What's your age?
Starting point is 00:48:42 What's your age? I'm using my guaranteed heaven. There's nothing better than heaven. Oh, heaven. That's a really, yeah, actually, that's got a beat. That's a crazy big. We were on, yo, we won. You're ready for mine?
Starting point is 00:48:53 I already know hot dogs. Hot dogs. I do it. Yo, what do you think mine is? We're on the complete opposite. Hookers? Head. Oh, shlavi, daffi, d'i.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Shit. That is. I thought you were going to say Top, that's a win. That's an unfuck, that's a win. That is a win. All right, there are worse things to explain to your mother. Hemorrhoids. No, it doesn't have to start with age.
Starting point is 00:49:22 It doesn't have to throw an H. Oh, shit. Okay. Worst things to explain to your mom? It's my turn? You like that one? No, it's what I'm thinking. Worst things to explain to your mom. go,
Starting point is 00:49:38 uh, dude, I mean, fuck, this one's really personal, uh, porn subscription. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Used her card. Yeah, you know why? Because I don't give a fuck. That's good. You made this, mom, you made this.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Seth, what's Brazzers? No, what was it? She knew what it was. Bang Bros. No, it had like a...
Starting point is 00:49:59 Why my eyes are red? It was a niche one? Oh, no, it just had like, it was a niche brand. It had a different, like, name for it. It was like something
Starting point is 00:50:06 entertainment. I go with the game. Guaranteed again, grades. Grades? Right? Yeah, that's good. Zinni? Heaven, grades, I'm going.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Worst things to explain to your mom. Ooh, I got a good one. I don't, I mean. Oh, my God. Dude, are you okay? You are a fucking... There's a very easy issue. Yeah, there is.
Starting point is 00:50:32 That's a good one. Getting in trouble at school? No. Oh, boo. You're thinking of when I'm... You got it. I'm thinking of it. I'm thinking about it too.
Starting point is 00:50:38 What? You've been through it. Don't say it. Many times. Why you got arrested? Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Why you got arrested. What was the other one? Yeah, what was the other one? Knocking a girl up. Yeah, pregnancy. Oh, I've never been. You've never been pregnant? Best things.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Best things to bring to a party that aren't alcohol. Who goes first? Someone's got to bring those. Someone's got to bring those pong balls Zins up. Zins up. It's a snake draft. He said pong balls. Someone's got to bring the pong balls. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Yeah, that's a really good one. Zini? I mean, Bose? Speaker. Oh, that's a good one. You're on roll today. Fuck. Weed. He said it.
Starting point is 00:51:29 No, it's called Pine Park. That Pine Pizzi, dude, the Pine Park. You guys took all of them. Shit. Best thing to bring to a party that isn't alcohol. My personality Molly, Snowgirl A gift I don't know
Starting point is 00:51:43 Just a gift A gift A gift Dude a board game Anything Fuck up Pam All right go Coolest dinosaur
Starting point is 00:51:49 Oh this is good for you Yeah it's good for me Let's go I mean Are we going real dinosaurs Or Or make beliefs What are you gonna say
Starting point is 00:51:56 Barney What are you gonna say Godzilla That's a good one Yeah I should have said That actually You should have
Starting point is 00:52:03 He's a lizard Not a dinosaur Oh okay You're looking like a lizard So yeah Okay. Willis Dino. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Velociraptor. I mean, the easy one's T-Rex, but there's definitely, I mean, Spinosauruses are dope, Velociraptors are cool. Pterodactyl, Pterodactyl. Pterodontas. The Plezillococcus. The Plezellococcus. Give me T-Rex.
Starting point is 00:52:25 What is a Quetzalococcus? The biggest bird ever. A T-Rex? I don't think of a flying minivan. I am going to go with a velociraptor. But. Movies. movies made them look different than they actually
Starting point is 00:52:39 did it in real life. Yeah, they had feathers back that. They were smaller and feathered. I don't know. Triceratops. Pts. I don't even know what the fuck that looks like. Triceratops? Fucking. Dude, they're not even carnivores. They eat leaves.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Yeah, dude. Oh, they're pussies. Yeah. They're pacifists. Charzard. Oh, that's a good one. Come on. That's not a dinosaur. Cherisard. By the way. It's a Pokemon. Is he not a dino? No, he's a dragon. It's a dragon of dinosaur?
Starting point is 00:53:06 The Charzard's a dinosaur? live during the all right, fine, I tried to cheat crustaceous period, whatever fuck, you know, can you give me a good dino? Yeah, teradactyl. Quetzal.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Cretelacos. Bronsoros, the tallest. The tallestus. Tadaptal's cool. I got a teradalusiruses cool. Spinosuruses are cool. I don't even know these. There it is. Yes, you do. I don't. All right, Chad, give us yours. Jurassic World?
Starting point is 00:53:29 Yeah, who the fuck is spelling back there? That's what I don't know. Guys, thank you so much for joining us. Any closing thoughts? glorious episode of the podcast. I think that draft I was not won by me. No.
Starting point is 00:53:44 I actually think I win. I didn't know what to do for the bottom one. The third one was terrible. I mean, what do you mean? You bring a gift to a party. Your first two kind of carries and fourth is great. I won. But I mean, you guys don't know about the hotcakes with sausage.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Great. I do. I know everything about it. Worked to Drizy. All I won is a comfortable bed in some head. It could all be so simple. Ever said, I probably got that backwards. No.
Starting point is 00:54:08 All I must have had an uncomfortable bet it could all be so simple. Yeah. That bitch's head is so dumb. There's no way she made the honor roll. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you guys in the next one.

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