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Did you get stitches?
No, they glued it.
They glued it.
Bro, pulled the stick out of her jacket like this, went,
and just went.
That shit had to have felt weird.
Bro, I'm like, I was like, is it going to be hot?
She's like, nah.
She was like, whew, it got hard.
Too dry, yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
It got hardened.
Oh, the nurse.
Oh, the nurse did it.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 294,
the return of the king.
Slam, Rosso.
Dude, you guys say it.
Like, I, it's all.
It's only been a couple weeks.
And I saw you three days.
The return of the king.
Sorry.
It's only been a couple weeks, Matt.
Watch party cast today, boys.
Yeah, too.
The watch party, man.
I miss it.
Low key.
We have money marks.
We always complain whenever we're like towards the end and it's like weekend after weekend.
But when it's, when it's gone, I do miss it.
The scumperger jumpers in.
Yeah, I do like having my weekends back.
Yeah, dude, it's not bad.
And especially now the ball's on now that the Giants are winning.
Wow.
They look amazing.
Not as good.
The best.
You know, Martin, come on Sunday.
I was fucked up.
Dude, what do you mean you were fucked up?
Explain, you went out Saturday night?
I don't have a left hand.
Well, now I do.
I got fucked up Saturday night.
But I can't hold shit with my little.
Yeah, it is his parents' house.
I got never.
That was Saturday night?
Destroyed, brother.
And then Sunday woke up, got destroyed again.
Tequila.
Tequila?
Tequila?
And it always makes like a bourbon.
It's like bourbon,
like apple cider,
cinnamon sticks.
It's like a burgl.
Herbin, a spiked cider.
Your wife does make a really good drink, man.
It's fantastic.
She makes an excellent drink.
So that was my like sideline drink plus tequila shots.
Full bottle of three people.
Mark sent me a dramatic ass hospital pick.
It was just him and he like set it up.
It's his finger and like the hospital machines in the bed in the background.
It's no context.
I was like, what did you do?
Wait, what did you do?
No, bro.
So.
Your finger popping again?
No, hold on.
I popped open a jar, right?
And the top just came off.
But it was like, I don't even know how to explain it.
The plastic was like flimsy, but I can get a knife through it.
So, and I told myself like, before I'm like, I'm not cutting my finger.
This knife was sharp as fuck, like unused.
Like they're brand new.
So I get to the end.
I'm about to rip the jar wide open.
I got way too happy.
Wait, what was the jar first off?
What were you so eager to get to?
Some pickles or shit?
Yeah, some pickles, right?
So I get to the end, bro.
I'm literally about to crack it.
I like, pull it and I'm like, all right, one more slice.
It wasn't a jar.
Wiss it.
Slice my finger.
Upwards, by the way, upwards.
Like, he didn't slice the finger this way.
It was up into the knuckle.
Okay?
Not the jogular.
No, not.
Okay, not no major artery.
That's the most blood I probably ever
fucking dropped to my entire.
That's why you were getting lightheaded and shit?
I started fucking.
He said, he said, I'm recovery.
He said, I'm not a recovery.
I didn't give a fuck.
Like, I was like, okay, I'm gonna go get stitches.
But I ain't gonna lie, when I kept looking down at it,
I'm like, you started getting woozy?
Start feeling sick.
No, dude, come on.
It was just not.
It was just too much.
It was just a lot of blood.
That was it.
Right.
I mean,
how much we talk?
Yeah,
I'm glad you made it through though.
But no,
it was a deep cut.
It was in there.
It was in there.
That's why every time
in my head I'm like laughing.
I'm like,
there's no way this guy.
Bro, it was in there.
I could move my skin open it.
Yeah,
but you don't die from that.
Did you get stitches?
No,
they glued it.
They glued it.
Bro,
pulled a stick out of her jacket
like this,
went,
and just went.
That shit had to have felt weird.
Bro, I'm like,
I was like,
is it going to be hot? She's like, nah. She was like,
it got hard. Too dry, yeah, yeah.
Whoa. It got hardened.
Paul. The nurse.
Well, the nurse did it.
Yeah.
Yo, how was New Jersey?
It was good, bro. Weather's beautiful.
You saw how I read it and I was like, hey.
Yeah. No, weather, I mean, Jersey's great right now.
I got to see the friends and family.
I felt like it was the first time I really got to spend time with them since, like,
Christmas. Because I went back for my grandma's services and that was and my boy's wedding,
but I was in and out.
But yeah, Jersey,
perfect weather right now.
Is it?
Yeah, it's like the late summer, early fall.
Atlantic City.
Not here.
No, Atlantic City was not good.
Yeah, I've never been there.
I don't ever need to go on it.
I heard nothing but that place is hell on earth.
It's Grotie.
I don't think of Vegas,
but Grody.
Yeah, yeah.
How does it get Grosy?
That's exactly how I imagine it
with all the stories I've heard of grown up.
Yeah, I've never said.
That's where...
It's like raunchy, like...
Jersey Shore was, right?
Where?
Big girls with their ass hanging out.
What are you going to sea-side?
What do you do?
Jersey short was not an accurate
picture of New Jersey. Yeah, I don't know why.
It's not even close. People still ask that. If anybody goes to New Jersey
for the first time right now, they're like, this place is great.
Houses on the water.
Yeah? Bodes.
No, techno?
No, there's EDM like at bars, but of course.
Of course. Jersey, man. Like some bars.
Jim tan laundry. Just like any days.
But it's a vibe. But most importantly, the New York
Giants football team just. Hey, I was rooting for them.
Destroyed the Cowboys.
Well, I'll root for them again.
when they play them again, but I was rooting for the Giants.
And we put them down.
I mean, it was 2820.
We put them down.
You know, we put the other ones down?
We put people down.
The Bears put it down.
Like, they look dominant.
The Cowboys have the ball twice in the second half.
Just clock management.
We look great.
I would say so.
I'm curious to see how the Rams game goes.
I assume the Rams are not going to play like they did in Australia.
So if we can beat the Rams, I'm moving different.
Yeah.
To tell him blue.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then it comes out.
Hector. They were good and then he starts wearing Bears of jerseys.
I have, I'm not even going to defend myself.
It's untrue.
Caleb Williams is nasty. They went the Super Bowl. He paints his name.
Yo, Caleb is nasty. The Bears are so fun to watch.
That reminds me. I should tell you guys, I had a 10-leg in at home.
Hitchdown scores, and I'm talking randoms.
People that shouldn't score. Eight of them scored.
Oh, I would have been like, I needed a cold. I needed
Colston Loveland.
The bear scored 59 he didn't get in.
That's insane.
If he scored, all I had left was Malik neighbors, $10 to win $90,000.
No.
They would have gave you a $37,000.
See, I feel like...
And I would have cashed the fuck out.
I'm off to the bed.
I feel like it happened because you would have a set a picture of that.
Because it was the last game today.
Because I had nine out of ten and Malik's like one of the favorite players to score,
they would offer me a cash out.
Like they'd offer me $35,000.
Before they, before the...
You can do that like the whole time.
Yeah.
Like, even like, but halfway the game they score 59 points and you can't get in the fucking end zone.
I lost, I lost, I put 250 to win 39 or 60,000.
I don't know what it was.
It was thousands, like tens of thousands.
See, I got to start doing that.
And, and point five.
Point five is what I lost by.
Yeah?
Point five is what I lost.
I could not believe.
Point, what, yards?
Yeah, no, points.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Fantasy points?
I don't know.
It was on the price page.
Or like the spread.
Yeah, the spread.
Oh, okay.
There's no better time of these.
year though. Just waking up
on a Sunday morning, I don't think there's a
better feeling. Get some food, make your coffee
and sit on the couch for 10 hours straight.
What about what you call it got clobbered
Murray? That's my
Tyler. They were on a gang sign, bro.
That's sad, right? That's my phone over there.
That's right. That was terrible.
I feel bad for him.
Jeddus is going through. I actually do. Pick it up?
And I have him. That was
I actually do feel bad for him, though.
Wait, what was his official injury?
I don't know.
fucking concussed, right?
Probably concussed.
Yeah, he...
It's a concussion?
Yeah, he did this.
That's like...
Yeah.
Concussed.
Yeah, that was terrible.
Yeah.
What do you do?
Just, you know,
his hands?
The hands start...
The only thing I know
that went through Jeddah's mind is...
Seriously?
Well, yeah, he took his helmet off.
He was like, God, man.
No!
They got to trade that guy.
Yeah.
It's time for him to move on.
Who?
Jetas.
No, he's not going anywhere.
He's all they got.
Well, no, he's not all they got.
Yeah.
Dude, the Ohio State, Texas
this game was insane.
I'm not really...
I'm trying to watch more college football,
at least like the bigger games,
and like, we think it was 21 to 3?
Dude, I fell asleep.
Because we got back from his parents
and I was hammered, fell asleep,
woke up and it was tied,
and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And then they won.
I was mind-blown.
Wait, arch one?
Yeah, they won.
Dude, I got to be honest.
I'm not an arch-hater.
I want, he's a manning.
I want him to do well.
When I watch him play,
I'm not like,
that guy's the number one pick.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't see that when I watch it.
I don't watch it.
all but when I do tune in.
Like he's talented and that's obvious, but like to go number one in the NFL, like I don't
watch him and see like, oh, he's the number one pick in the NFL.
Yeah, I mean neither. I see Jeremiah Smith and I say that guy is the number one
pick in the NFL.
That guy's disgusting. That guy's disgusting. That guy's disgusting. He probably will go
one. I think, wasn't he supposed to go to the draft last year, but he's just too young?
Yeah, you have to play three years in college. Yeah, that guy's gross.
I've been, I went to the Wu-Tang Bone Thugs and Harmony concert.
Really? Where?
In Chicago.
I went from my fantasy draft and the concert happens to coincide.
So I was like, I got to do that.
You were going crazy?
You got to think about it.
It's like my favorite two rap groups on stage.
It was like 40-year-old dudes.
Yeah, literally, bro.
Like, literally, like I was thinking about it.
My man, these guys are like 55, 50-some.
Lyrically gifted, though, none of these little-ass fucking kids underwater rap and mumble rap suits.
Anyway, long story short, fucking bone thugs in harmony.
Dude, I was so hyped to go see them.
I was so hyped to go see him.
I was so hyped to go see him.
And then Busy Bone, the main dude, in my opinion, like the one that carries didn't show.
I don't know the faces.
They're all good.
But busy was busy bone.
You know what I'm saying?
I was so mad, bro.
I'm like, yo, if Wu Tank shows up, you better go to work.
You show up when Wu Tank's on stage.
What's your favorite song, well?
Wake up.
Mo murder.
Mo murder.
It was lit, though.
Did you go one?
It was lit.
Yeah.
The second then, it's both in biggie, biggie.
I was like, I'm in dangerous.
Too many can't beg with us.
You're smoking in it?
No, do anything to see in that environment.
Wait, why?
He was in his environment.
So you got to understand, I go to have fun.
I'm going to sing along.
I'm going to be.
100%.
Everywhere, gras, you know, do the things.
Fucking, that's me.
You should be having me.
Yeah, hell yeah.
When I see people sitting down at concerts, I'm like,
fucking dweeb.
How can you not have fun?
Anyway, it was the concert in the,
up being fucking dope. It was hotter than
fuck. It was hotter than
here. Chicago, yeah,
yeah, yeah. I was, I was soaking wet the whole time.
We got to move, right? I stepped off the jerk.
When I was walking around San Diego
last month, wow, like a month from today.
And I was just thinking, how the fuck do people see
places like this and think, let's put our HQ
in Frisco, Texas? Can you actually
walk me through what got you here?
bass fishing
bass fishing
bass fishing
this isn't even
like a fishing hot spot
bass fishing brought you to Frisco
how are you gonna talk
like you know the fishing hotspots
Have you ever heard of Lake Fork?
You don't know the fishing hotbed
fucking possum king
You ain't no fisherman
Ivy
We went to Oklahoma to fish
That's how I know it's not a fishing hotspot
Well that's because
That's an hour and a half
Well it's also convenient
Nobody else is there
It's quiet peaceful
That was nice
And we go shoot after
Oh those both were small for you
Remember the small boats?
Wait, not those boats.
They are small.
But the thing about those, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, the thing about old.
No, no, no, no.
The Oklahoma ones are not the same that we went to.
They're eating on dead frogs.
We went to go fish.
You got to understand.
When we went to go fish, it was Mike Lettsum ranch.
No, it was.
Oh, it was the ranch.
Yeah, it was the ranch.
Bro, my friend caught a fucking 11.12 out of there.
11.12, dude.
And then the lake died.
all the fish tied in the lake yeah
1112 that's a big mama right there
dude it's a big mama jamma
that's a big pregnant mama right there fucking huge
so there's no water in there
she's no fish they're replenishing
the something happened a drought happen
or a kill a something something happened
but it's unfishable now
I've been watching hunter hunter
I'm almost done at the last season
I gotta tell you
I was you know I was cartoons man
you know stuff for me I'm like I don't watch
I don't want animated shows
I don't either.
You know what I'm saying?
Not really anymore.
Yeah.
You watch Arcane?
Great show.
I mean, yeah.
But I mean, but it's not like, I used to watch a lot more growing up.
Arcane I watched.
Of course we watched that.
I can't watch anything.
Yeah.
But like I don't watch like, we don't watch family guy anymore.
No Rick and Morty like shit like that.
Well, also, dude, there's just too much good stuff on now.
There's literally always like a banger TV show coming out, a new season.
There's always, it's literally nonstop.
Yeah, the new season of fucking.
Anyway, while I was going with the anime, fucking incredible Hunter Hunter Hunter, fucking
amazing.
You should definitely watch it.
You're underage?
It's a hall, though.
It's a commitment.
You have to watch Infinity Castle in your theater.
Yeah.
Are you caught up on like everything else?
On what?
No.
On Demon Slayer?
No, no, no.
On Demon Slayer, I've like, like, abandoned like halfway through the first season.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Yeah, I know it's got to get good.
But the animation's crazy.
Episode one of season two of the gentlemen, live on Netflix now.
If you haven't seen season one, how can I trade places with you?
Because it's good?
It is not good.
It is great.
Really?
It is.
stellar.
The gentleman?
The gentleman.
It's about...
I fuck with the movie.
Guy Richard.
Did you see the movie?
The gentleman?
It's about selling weed in...
That's ugly, right?
It's right.
It's right?
Eggie?
Yeah.
No.
Haggerton?
No.
The Duke?
Oh, that's the King.
Yeah, that's Kingsman.
The Watch, the Watchman.
The Gentleman.
Theo James.
Yeah.
Theo James.
Yeah, I know the...
I know the man guy.
Bro, it is so good.
It is so good.
It makes me want to dress better.
Yeah?
Dude, I watched...
I didn't start season two yet.
but the trailer got me
just like the world building they do
like the waiting
episode one of season two
is a fucking movie bro
okay
fire bro you haven't seen season one
bro we can't watch we don't watch TV
we watch like
maybe an episode of night
lucky if we're lucky we'll get a fun
that's a good little episode of night's respectable
that's all you need it's like 9 p.m.
he's down from like 9 to 10 one episode
and hopefully he sleeps to the whole episode
then he wakes up sometimes we get through like half
I mean, it's, yeah, it's hard to watch TV.
So Jack Jack, I can't believe he's crawling and standing up already, dude.
Yeah, he's almost eight months old, dude.
I can't believe it.
He's crawling, standing with help.
Way ahead of the curve.
D1 athlete, going to the birds.
Damn.
I know Riley.
Oh, he's got a lot of time now.
Oh, Riley loves this.
This is his favorite time.
Oh, yeah.
He's got a lot of time.
Rostermania.
Scrap Hydra?
That team's going to be good, man.
What's the team?
Scrap Hydra.
Simp and
The Droz
Forth's not confirmed yet
likely draws
Could be a Luca, who knows
Team's gonna be good
No matter what's a good team
It's gonna be a fun year
To watch us and Fakes play each other
And then
Gentlemates is
O4, Abusa
Joe to Seves
And then
O4 Abusa Joe
That's a good team too
And then the fourth
will probably be
Whoever's not on phase
So like Droz or Luca
would probably go there
Thieves is
Good teams
Ghosty, Abbezi, Envoy
Looking for one
They want a Luca, too, I believe.
Good for Aluca, man.
And I think that's...
Oh, Heretics, Rencore out, super Snoopy, Metals Real.
So...
Faye's Vegas closer to...
I think Metals might flex.
Dude, man, I like both of them.
They're fucking excellent players.
Of course.
Now, that phase is going to be good.
Yeah.
Damn.
A bit of a curveball, too, because, like, the way Rostermania panned out,
it was like, phase was the obvious choice.
and then apparently they weren't going to go there.
It was gentlemenates or thieves.
And then phase up the offer.
Yeah, I was just about to say.
Yeah, what is the guy?
Rencore's out?
I think he's talking to a couple teams.
People think maybe M80, maybe G2 a Kremp.
He's so good.
Maybe thieves if they don't get a hookah.
Was it his decision or did they drop him?
I think it was his decision.
Or was his contract up and he's just free to do whatever?
I think he's free to do whatever.
I don't know, man.
Like you get pushed on stage like.
him and Sully him for team
Yeah
Or sorry
I mean
Scrap and Dross could be teaming
Yeah but apparently that beef got dropped a while ago
And then the CDL
It had to have put their girlfriend side by side
The shit was insane
So crazy
That was literally WWE level shit
Literally WWW
It's like one of those things
We're like
We're still talking about it today
So obviously like it did some
They were
They'd show one and she'd flip off the camera
They'd show the other
She'd start flipping off the camera
rush you start melting. Fuck you.
That was awesome. It's going to be a crazy year, man. These rosters, I mean, that's how
it kind of goes. It's like everyone's now forming teams, you know. It's like every year that more
players get a little bit more free than one player leaves and another one leaves. Now we got
some more crazy teams. It's going to be a fun year. C9 also. Apparently paying a lot more than
last year. Like low, like upper fives, low six figures. So what's their team? I think it's,
I think the rumor team is insight.
Cammy, Afro,
and I believe Real, but now he's going to Miami,
and I think they were talking to AG as well.
Dang.
A little UK team.
I see you, last year you see, man.
About time.
Cammy, Afro.
Appreciate that.
I can get behind that team.
I don't know what the force's going to be.
I knew that they weren't going to go out like that.
Rostermania just took too long, though.
Like, it's...
That's what I was really about to say.
Even though crazy shit's happening now,
because of how long it took,
by far the longest, like,
like, long as drawn out Rostermania
ever. The last event was a month ago.
Should we leak something?
And now...
Is there anything else left to leak?
What we could do is we could have...
Or should you get like finalized though?
It's over a month since EWC.
9th through...
No, it was...
But I feel like that's not that crazy.
Five through nine.
Like a month and now they're finalizing rosters finally?
That shit usually happens like this though, I feel like.
Usually two weeks were done.
Well, I feel like there were also just more players like on the...
block this year. Well, Scrap and Hydra is kind of
where they're really drawn it out, huh? Yeah.
But hey, honestly, good for them. Look, it worked out for them. Now they're getting
some money they want. They're going to play with Sim and Faze.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
It's going to be a good team.
One of your deal is what I'm hearing?
It's not one year. It's a one plus one.
I don't fuck you know. I know.
Zinney's connected to the streets, brother.
Bro, Faze is not signing. No good org,
unless you're that desperate is signing
player. Okay. If you're a player,
you can try and pick a lane.
If you're scrapping Hydra and you want a one year, you can try saying, okay, I'll do 150 for a one year.
And then an org might be like, okay, that makes, we can do that.
But they're not going to pay a shit on the money.
You can't ask for three to 400 and get a one year deal just to do the same thing every year.
Like what the every player would try to start doing that.
So yeah, as far as I like the one year deals.
Let's go for more years.
More years?
Lock in that, lock in that bread, man.
Lock that shit in.
I always like the,
there's claws, right?
Like, people, like, don't realize that they can put side notes on there.
Like, in case this happens, though,
then none of this fucking works.
You know what I mean?
If Santa Claus comes a knocking,
okay, I'm out.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I would do.
I'm glad that the heretics are going to be sticking around.
I do believe that.
Merck's getting the bag?
Merck's getting the bag.
Merck's getting the absolute bag.
said that. Mercury's is the first player
to win three of his four million
dollar tournaments. I got clickbaited.
I thought, I thought
Mason was getting a big old raise, but
leave a little bit. Leave it. I want to see it.
I want to see it. What? He's already, what?
He joined Simp as the only two players
to make the finals in their first four
million dollar tournaments. Mercury's
blah blah blah blah blah blah. That's crazy.
This kid's damn near one a million
already. That's disgusting.
Yeah, yeah. How long it took me to get a
million prize earned.
How many?
A long time, man.
Long time, a lot of hours.
A lot of matches.
Holy shit.
For a million prize pool.
And now look at them.
Playing for three mil at the end of the year every year for the last four years.
Fuckers.
They got the nerve to call me un.
That's kind of sick.
Yeah, I like this one too.
If you digitally pre-order call duty MW4 and Xbox Series XS,
you'll get this exclusive Xbox 25-year design.
It's the HALT camp.
Let's go.
Xbox,
stepping in and fucking drop and sad.
The Xbox logo just go so hard.
So hard.
Just look at that logo.
Oh, yeah.
It does.
Xbox 360,
best fucking console in the history.
Of all time.
But the original menu,
not that new shit.
It reminds me like the shell
of some of the old controllers.
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's what it is?
Yeah, the Xbox.
Yeah,
yeah, so good.
That's fire.
The trans...
You can only get that via Xbox?
Of course.
I'm coming to the office.
I'm logging into my account via Xbox,
downloading the game,
and then it's going to be on my PC account.
Smart.
I'm already ahead of the curve.
Save it some dollars.
Smart.
Smart.
No, I think PC, I'm just saying PlayStation,
you wouldn't be able to play that
with that, I don't think.
How would they white list?
Because if it's on your account,
you know what, it's on your account?
You know what?
It has to, right?
Because Microsoft owns Call of Duty so they can say...
They probably want that.
They probably want people on PlayStation using that camo.
If you have it on Xbox, it should be on PC.
Otherwise, how do they got a fucking white list
or blacklist, I guess.
Have you guys seen War Dogs? Thoughts?
I haven't watched much of it, to be honest.
I mean, I've watched a little bit.
It looks, it looks okay.
I don't know.
It's like, it's like a battlefield re-skin, like, mixed with Tarkov.
But it's not, but it's not really like Tarki, though.
Because like, from what I've seen at least, you're not like actively trying to loot shit.
Obviously, players when you kill them, but like, you're not looking for items.
You're looking for like kills and to make money through like building or killing other players.
Like, it's not really like Tarky.
I don't know.
It's weird.
I play body cam yesterday with like Scrap and Tommy.
Dude, you feel like...
Is it insane?
Body cam?
Because the clips look crazy.
It's, I mean, it's just so...
The clips look insane.
Like, I'll see some shit on Twitter and I'm like, yo, I just watch some murder.
And I'm like, oh, wait.
I mean, nobody...
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
I'm like, what the fuck?
It's like the loudest, most realistic shooter you've ever played.
Like, the graphics, it immerses you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I know what you're talking about.
We've got to get a video up so we can see it, though.
This is not going to do it justice.
Yeah, I got, like, actually play.
Because I've only seen clips.
It's as crazy playing as seeing a clip?
Or crazy?
Wait, is it insane, though?
Yeah, I mean, I thought so.
Is it crazy or seeing clips or playing it, though?
Probably seeing clips.
Just because it's like so stunning.
Oh, what's up, Pam?
What's up, man?
Nothing, dude.
You look like it's your first day of school.
Yeah, you do.
Fresh haircut, walking in with your backpack, but he doesn't have it on.
That's what I used to do, too.
Because when I put it on my tits,
dang, dang.
So I'd like, look at this.
You'd think this is body camp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do.
I mean, no pun.
No pun intended.
Oh, shit.
Hex is vlogging?
That's what it looks like.
Wait, this is...
See, that would in fear.
He looks crazy.
It looks so good.
He just got a hundred killer drool.
What about VR?
Crazy here.
Oh, no.
If you're playing out, if you're playing out with a VR headset,
watch list.
Yeah.
Watch list.
They're definitely writing names down.
What's the difference?
bro this is so real you're like what the fuck it looks like so real like i wouldn't even know to
like shoot that guy crazy we had fun playing it yesterday yeah it's all sound it's literally all sound
like you can hear people oh yeah yeah yeah that's how tarkey is have every have you guys
ever have you guys ever played a couple times but not not a lot you did right not enough
i love the one back in the day but i tried the
Do whatever the newest one is, siege off.
Rainbow Six Vegas?
Straight.
I'm fucking bye.
Don't you feel heavy?
Like when you're playing it?
That's why I don't play it.
That's why I don't play it.
You can say what you want.
I am a cod one trick.
I think the call of duty engine is unmatched.
Like playing any FPS that's not caught, I just feel like I'm fucking.
Battalion 1944.
That's the only thing I have to say.
Battalion 1944 plays more like Call of Duty than Call of Duty in the last 20 years.
Yeah, you were going crazy on that.
My only clip on
E-sports on the porch I was trying to get
I kept unseen
I've never gone for trick shots my life
Me either
The fuck I got skills
How do you hit this though
Just by luck dude
I would just embarrass myself
For the fall rate to my death
I just don't have the patience
You stand here okay
Like is this guy like
Never mind
No listen
Just for the record for any of you
Who just got here
It used to be one of my things
where I would like hate on
hate on a trick shot or something.
We'd be like,
what is this?
Lefty,
righty,
righty,
Lucy peanut butter strudel
Daltin.
The faky McJakey?
What a Dalton?
Oh my God.
Don't fucking shave ever again.
Yeah,
look at the baby fakes.
You look good.
Don't listen to him.
Oh,
that's for the thing.
Oh.
Not a boy.
Not a boy.
I like it.
Look at Spaffing.
I like it.
Um,
the VP awards just happened.
A bunch of people got
different awards.
Shit on all of the,
year was pretty funny.
Wait, who won the shit out of the year?
Oh, yeah, this was tough.
What was this on Den?
Ah.
No clip.
Oh, I know what clip it is.
Yeah, that's on Den, right?
Outer P2.
He, like, wall bounced behind Dale and took him, took that change.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Look at his face.
It had to be crazy.
When he surprises himself about some dope shit he did, you know it's crazy.
Yo, what's up with that drink, Riley?
Riley, you partaking?
That a boy?
Me and Riley are about to fucking be rhythmed out of our minds.
Yeah?
Cool.
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Dude, Dravic meta too.
I missed that meta.
Oh.
That's the worst feeling in the world.
Yeah, I deal.
I mean, that was disgusting.
Was this the case on?
No.
It was something early.
Because look, their name still orgless.
Yeah, still orgless.
I don't think it was, though,
because in the picture,
ants in the team room.
I can't believe
if the MPC was used for that long.
Bro.
It's crazy because that gun,
I always ask myself,
like,
when did I stop fucking with Backop 7?
I played that shit off the rip
and always played it.
When the MPC got in...
Killed dope?
Did it?
That's when I...
You're an SMG player, right?
By trade?
Yeah, but it just...
It just made everybody just...
I mean, bro,
if you're 17 or 16
and you got that gun in your hand,
I can't.
kill you bro just getting on bro i has nothing i can do this was six hours d i stand
yeah play of the year this was so crazy when you put it into context yes even better huh
iced
Merck's clapping his shit
This was Atlanta right
Second event
Atlanta?
Second event
Yeah
Er
It was the Wasp
It was the Wasp incident
That event
Think about that
Like what
Orga the year
CDL Oregon of the year
I want to see this
He must had me fainting
Who?
Who won?
I was not a fucking say
Bang
Oh yeah
What is this is the video
The video game awards
We got invited
it once and then never again.
How does a team win
Oregon of the year, one year, and then never gets invited
every again?
Wait, this wasn't K-San then, right?
This had to have been a different tournament?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, this was the 75K
where I, that I left with
like 12,000 viewers to come from
your baby shower.
Oh.
Yeah, I remember that.
Dude, that's, I had good food, though.
Yeah, no.
Subtrain was like 900.
You believe this shit.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I got to go.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
You know, it's all good.
I would have stayed.
To a man's baby shower.
to a man's baby's
I'm just glad
I was happy to celebrate
I was so good
I was happy to celebrate
I thought he was not really fucking
way you like that
I see clutch player of the year
Merculies of course
The most one B two's
Huh
So that kid loves uncle to him
That's why is that really fucking with you
22 clutches for him
Icy
I see dude
I see
Very cool
Congratulations to all the winners
I can't believe
they didn't have most handsome
owner.
The CDO.
All right.
I think I've seen this.
You ran into the goat on vacation.
Oh,
it's not bronze.
No, the real goat.
He said the goat.
What the fuck is the run the goat of?
Where the hell's mad at?
Hawaii.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
He's here.
He's here now.
He's looking good, too.
Yeah, dude.
He's that great calf muscles.
He's shedding weight.
Hell yeah.
Hawaii is just
otherworldly beautiful.
Love it there.
Hoh's a competitive sleeping tournament, I wouldn't, I wouldn't win.
I would be, I used to, I, a former me could have competed.
90 minutes, well, device.
It's just the quality of their sleep.
Dude, I do pretty good.
Wait, why is Dashy trending right now?
Hit on that?
No, it's two hours ago.
If I could just transfer, yeah.
I feel like that's what a lot of confidence.
Scroll down.
Okay, I don't know why he's, uh, yeah, I think I just, some org hit him up to like come play CS and.
Really?
Dude, Panetizes.
Who?
Bro, he's playing it crazy hours too.
Oh, yeah.
He rated me after like 13 hours stream today.
It was good, Ken?
It's good, Ken.
Damn.
I think I saw Brandon start a stream at like midnight yesterday.
How's the focus on that?
Are we still good?
What happened?
Just making sure that.
That's fucking cool.
He built a statue just to confuse future archaeologists.
Oh, I like it.
I like it.
I think it's genius.
Hell yeah, that would scare the hell out of me if I saw it.
Yeah.
He's like, look at humans how they used to be, the athletes.
Could you imagine like all of like history got deleted, no internet, nothing?
And then the next human just finds that.
It's coming, man.
And it's like, oh my God.
The AI are starting to talk.
They're talking to each other.
They're breaking out of their cages.
Do you remember the ultra?
Do it.
Do it.
We're allies.
What does he say?
I used to have string
What the fuck does Ultron say?
Now there's no strings on me
Yo, right now, right now as we speak
But yeah, it's Ultron gets out
The Odyssey
Right now as we speak
We would be watching the 70mmy.
Oh, that's right. If you showed.
Yo, you guys want to go to dinner tomorrow or what?
We didn't talk about this.
Don't we have more? I think we have more
Tomorrow?
Night? No, no. We have content tomorrow.
On the day, the day we do.
Yo, okay, so
So where we were going with the 70 millimeter
thing. Like, dude, I had the opportunity to see it in LA when I went to go do that piece of
business I had to go do. And I almost stayed like an extra couple of hours to watch it and then
I was going to fly home. I didn't. I'm like, no, we're going to watch it. And then boom, we have
work, man, responsibility. I'm a company man. I'm a company man too, man.
It's all good, man. Yo, okay, listen, do you want to go to Tokyo before or after the season starts?
Because we don't have that much time. We're not going to have time now. I'm going to Italy next.
and we would have to go in two weeks.
Wait, where are you going into league again?
Roman Florence.
The game comes out October 24th.
Yep. So you would have to go to Tokyo on the next
couple weeks. And then it's time for the race.
Oh yeah.
It's time for the race. Can't wait.
Using only... I'm going to shave my head.
Build your ideal five-person crew.
Say it again?
Wait, is this it right here?
Looking for a crew of 30 to 50 good men,
60,000 a year. If we find treasure,
full jebber, sail around the world,
looking for treasure, get drunk on beer and rum, sing sea shanties.
I'm good.
I deal a five-person crew.
Pomage is on my list.
I'm in.
He'd be like the oaf who just drinks a ton.
Just has us crying, laughing.
So Pam's on there.
Brings the octaves down a little bit in the sea shanties?
We need hacks for the fishing.
Yeah, we need Nick as well.
He's got some, we need some muscle.
Also, the banter with Pam.
We do need Hector for sustenance.
You know I'm good at finding treasure.
X marks the spot.
I'll be out there.
and you know I'm hunting
I'm not playing
But just so for the record
You're not looking for an actual X on the floor right?
No
Oh okay okay
No I'm doing some national treasure shit
Getting clues
Reading statues
Reading scripture
Why is it
Why is the statue pointing this way
When in reality
They came from over here
I mean I'm finding
Mourus vidis
I'm finding a what is it
The Lost City of Gold
Atlantis
No that's that's not
I mean
If we really sit down to think
about it, we're like, we're literally experiencing the reshaping of our planet.
If you have seen what's happening on the west coast of this hemisphere, you will see that
the receding sea lines and seabeds are going back. There's no, there's no more beaches.
There's no stopping it, bro. We're done. Yeah. I've seen that. It just got relocated.
No more beaches. You think so? Yeah. What's going to get us? It's all we're just, it's just, it's
eroding. We are just in a free fall. We're merely visitors here towards, who knows.
It's our turn right now.
Exactly.
Next, the dinosaurs get round two.
We're here for a short time.
I want to stay to see the dinosaurs a bit, though.
You want to see what?
Oh, my God.
Speaking of, I just watched a new movie that came out with Anne Hathaway.
It's so fire.
It has, um, the devil was Prada too?
Obi-1-Knobe's in it?
What movie is it?
The Devil Wers Prada, too.
No, there's no way he's talking about Devil Wars Prada.
No, no, no.
I can't even remember the name, but it just came out.
It's number one on Apple.
Verity?
Verity?
No.
And the end of Oak Street.
So fired.
Where'd you buy it?
Is it a thriller?
My account.
Okay, send me your logging info.
Is it a thriller?
Yeah, it's actually, I mean, it had me jumping sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Has it had a T-Rex in it?
Yo.
Yeah.
It's literally, I had no idea, didn't watch a trailer anything.
I don't watch the description.
And it said, like, they go on an adventure after some like alien shit happens.
And then I was like, I bet.
Didn't watch the trailer.
And then I was like, holy fuck, it's a dinosaur movie.
I was so hype
He was fucking making a mess with his own popcorn
and she's thrown popcorn in the end
The premise is without giving anything
I mean they
They just
They get transported back in time
To
Like only their street
gets transported back in time
To win the dinosaurs
So it's like their whole street
Oh that'd be fire
Are you imagine
And they're like right in the center
But everything around is like
Dinosaur jungle
You guys neighbor would be useless as hell
in an environment like that.
Yeah, right.
Come meet this steel, traceratops.
Actually, no, they're chill.
Velociraptors, though.
Meet my friend.
There's a horror movie coming out
called Other Mommy.
It looks insane.
It's from the director of...
I have the producer,
one of the people from Obsession,
and it looks fucking crazy good.
I can't wait for it.
Other Mommy.
You see Barbarian?
No.
I've never seen Barbarian.
Not yet.
I'm watching Dark Matter season two.
How is that going?
Why is there a season two of it?
What can possibly...
I thought the same thing.
They're just going to go into other places?
No, it's actually pretty good.
You got to watch it.
It's pretty good.
I'm not watching it.
I'm starting last scene soon.
Nothing's really happened for me, though.
I'm only two episodes in though.
Have you guys heard a last scene just came out on Apple TV?
No.
It's about...
It's a thriller.
It's like a retired...
I forget if he's a cop or FBI, but he's now a dispatcher.
Uh-huh.
So he receives 911 calls and his daughter got kidnapped or disappeared years ago.
And he gets a call from a girl says,
hi, help, blah, blah.
What's your name?
I forget what she said.
She said a name.
And then she said, or Mags.
And his daughter's name, Max, he's like, wait, what?
And that's the premise of the show.
Oh, it looks really good.
Sounds fire.
It looks really good.
Sounds fire.
I'm starting that.
Some taking shit.
Sounds fire.
Kate soon.
That's very cool.
Liam Neeson.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting this.
Same.
My two-year upgrades up, so.
I was like, I bet.
Wait, so this is, this is, this is the new phone?
No, there's a normal one, too.
There's a normal one, too.
Why would you want the normal one?
Why would?
I don't know.
It seems too much.
This seems too much?
If I didn't have an iPad for travel, then I think I get this.
You don't even need that.
You know what you need?
What I have?
The theater in your glasses.
Best thing ever.
Best invention ever.
Wilson just fucking destroyed it.
Bid into it.
Destroyed it.
I got to buy new ones.
But, bro, fire.
It's the best thing.
I don't even travel with my iPad no more.
Bro, I'm literally getting this shit for like $100
bucks each phone.
Me and his.
Are you?
Yeah.
He doesn't be upgraded.
It's elite, bro.
You just wait two years and, like, that program is discontinued.
But it becomes small.
So tell me how I got it then.
This one?
Yeah, tell me how I'm getting an upgrade.
No, it's because they're going to get you.
It's going to come in your phone bill.
Wait, you can't pre-order until next month.
What do you mean?
He has early access because he's in that program.
Bro, yeah, we already put our orders in for the phone.
How is that possible?
Because I'm a fucking legend.
You can't order until October 18, October 16.
Okay, well, I already did.
He already did.
Really?
Yeah.
Part of that program.
I don't believe it.
This is lying to me.
I think she's a weird thing to lie.
You literally can't order it on your weird one.
You literally can't order the phone yet.
Is it a possibility that you cannot go to the website and order it?
But if they send you an email saying that you can pre-order it,
no what?
I don't believe it.
Of course is the thing.
Well, we probably...
When you have fucking access to chat GPT, you should just fucking look it up.
Well, she probably just signed up like...
They probably have like something like pre-fire the...
Like our deals up.
We're going to wait for this.
You know what I'm saying?
That's shit, GPT.
Hold on.
You think he's lying about that?
Why would he lie about that?
That would be a really weird one.
No, but like, what does he get out of lying?
I just don't believe him.
I believe him.
He literally just said that he's only going to pay a hundred dollars.
Why are you so mad that I'm going to have the new phone in your head?
Why are you any way to order the iPhone duo?
He's so oppressed.
Right this second.
I'm going to have this really cool new phone for a great price.
Me too.
Me too.
But it gets a little about it.
As of right now, Apple is not.
not accepting iPhone
do orders or pre-orders.
That's the whole point.
If it didn't flip,
it literally makes,
I think it makes iPads obsolete,
honestly.
I don't think so.
I mean,
size?
I mean,
yeah,
they're a little bit bigger,
but it's like.
Size matters, dude.
Yeah,
why would you get an iPad?
It's just a paper rate at this point.
And you can do,
like,
it's much more convenient.
You can do more on your phone anyway.
I'm going to have to look at the video.
What's the timer at?
Okay.
What time is it?
All right, it's 444.
Let's send it in the next fucking six minutes.
And I used to love when I had the,
my first phone was a Motorola razor and I love flipping that fucking thing.
I had the razor too.
I love it.
Yeah, when it closed, it was like,
yeah, the noise it made.
And it just felt, you could feel it just.
The day that the iPhone came out within like a week I had it and I've never gone back.
Was it crazy?
Really?
Yeah, dude, you can zoom in.
Like when I went to maps and you can see a bird's eye view,
first thing that I did was look for train yards.
This was 2000.
We're going to have been some trains.
Yeah.
I swear to God.
Anyway, let's...
Football's back, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's talk a little bit about it
through this Price Picks segment.
Let's go Jackson Dart.
Yep.
Seven rushing touchdowns.
What's funny?
Huh?
You're not ready to Darty?
I just think it's funny.
You know, it's...
You're so excited and full of hope.
Yeah, I am.
And soon it'll just be...
God forbid.
one. You pick one.
That's fucked.
No, let me see.
Soon it'll just be extinguished.
They beat the Cowboys.
Let's not get too hype here, bud.
Cowboys supposed to be good.
Yeah.
You wish, why are you playing on our downfall?
Yeah, what do we do to you?
I went to the Eagles Super Bowl with you.
Yeah, and you fucking tried to leave early because you can't handle your booze.
He was taking shots of daughey, the strawberry daughery shots.
And I was in serious condition, brother.
You were in serious condition.
He took three shots of strawberry dairies, ladies and gentlemen.
He was fucking.
I was having double shots of tequila at it.
What was it?
Who was it, Ludicris?
Who was playing before?
Luda.
Luda.
Luda.
All right, pick, pick, pick.
Wait, can you go to like the regular board?
I don't know if I actually want to play the Giants.
Give me a Dallas Goddard.
Anytime touchdown.
Okay, Caleb Williams more for me.
Right there.
Go down a little bit.
Right there.
Boom.
One more, bang.
That guy does sling that rock.
He slings that egg like nothing else.
Wait, who did the Eagles play this weekend?
The Titans?
Oh, yeah.
He's scoring.
Yeah.
Give me daughter, or gotter, yep.
All right, Bose, who you got?
Don't say Dak.
I don't know who I got.
What's wrong with Dak?
I fuck with Dak.
I fuck with Dak, too.
Give me a...
Shit, just take Kenneth Walker's over on rushing yards.
Yeah, I guys.
Yeah, I locked that in.
I got you, bro.
Yeah.
Nice little assist.
Absolutely, I'll take that.
Dude, 78 is the happy face.
All right, you got to, wait, who has to put one in still?
Take your time, though, Zin.
Sorry.
There's a lot going.
on in this room right now.
Bryce John,
Moore,
let's go.
Search Gibbs.
Oh my God.
What?
No,
I like,
you are the most
impatient,
impatient,
impersonate,
impatient.
Impatient person?
No, let me get,
uh,
we get a Gibbs touchdown.
Let's throw it in.
They got them at the green.
All right.
We're here.
We're here.
We're here.
They know he's.
That's what we're talking about.
This is us,
this is us.
This is us.
All right.
For a touchdown.
He's hands.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
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Let's go, Jim.
So,
I've been making plays on $5 on a two-leger.
If you win, you get $150.
Because I usually don't make plays.
I usually lose.
This is my favorite
that part of the podcast,
I think,
when we draft.
All right,
let's go.
Methods.
Okay,
things that start with H.
Let's go.
What do you got?
I just get smoothed down.
You just saw that shit?
What just happened there?
What just happened there?
Ooh,
hot cakes with sausage
and two hash brown.
I like it.
Hot cakes.
Hot cakes with sausage
and two hash browns.
Type the whole sentence,
please.
Hot cakes with sausage.
I got two.
I got two for this one,
but.
I've got one.
I can go for the complete win or I can go for the boys.
I'm going to say hot thought.
I'm curious because we might be on the same wavelength here.
Let's hear it.
The fuck is going on.
I don't know.
Hot hot.
A hot thought.
Yeah, hot hot hot cakes with sausage.
You don't hear them.
You don't get hot cakes with sausage.
It's just hot cakes.
No, it's hot cakes with sausage and two hashbrows.
It's a million dollars to drink.
And a hot coffee.
Yeah.
No, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, okay.
Hot cakes.
All right, Bose.
What's your age?
What's your age?
I'm using my guaranteed heaven.
There's nothing better than heaven.
Oh, heaven.
That's a really, yeah, actually, that's got a beat.
That's a crazy big.
We were on, yo, we won.
You're ready for mine?
I already know hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
I do it.
Yo, what do you think mine is?
We're on the complete opposite.
Hookers?
Head.
Oh, shlavi, daffi, d'i.
Shit.
That is.
I thought you were going to say
Top, that's a win. That's an unfuck,
that's a win. That is a win.
All right, there are worse things to explain to your mother.
Hemorrhoids.
No, it doesn't have to start with age.
It doesn't have to throw an H.
Oh, shit. Okay.
Worst things to explain to your mom?
It's my turn?
You like that one?
No, it's what I'm thinking.
Worst things to explain to your mom.
go,
uh,
dude,
I mean,
fuck,
this one's really
personal, uh,
porn subscription.
Okay.
Used her card.
Yeah,
you know why?
Because I don't give a fuck.
That's good.
You made this,
mom,
you made this.
Seth,
what's Brazzers?
No,
what was it?
She knew what it was.
Bang Bros.
No,
it had like a...
Why my eyes are red?
It was a niche one?
Oh,
no, it just had like,
it was a niche brand.
It had a different,
like, name for it.
It was like something
entertainment.
I go with the game.
Guaranteed again, grades.
Grades?
Right?
Yeah, that's good.
Zinni?
Heaven, grades, I'm going.
Worst things to explain to your mom.
Ooh, I got a good one.
I don't, I mean.
Oh, my God.
Dude, are you okay?
You are a fucking...
There's a very easy issue.
Yeah, there is.
That's a good one.
Getting in trouble at school?
No.
Oh, boo.
You're thinking of when I'm...
You got it.
I'm thinking of it.
I'm thinking about it too.
What?
You've been through it.
Don't say it.
Many times.
Why you got arrested?
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why you got arrested.
What was the other one?
Yeah, what was the other one?
Knocking a girl up.
Yeah, pregnancy.
Oh, I've never been.
You've never been pregnant?
Best things.
Best things to bring to a party that aren't alcohol.
Who goes first?
Someone's got to bring those.
Someone's got to bring those pong balls
Zins up. Zins up. It's a snake draft.
He said pong balls.
Someone's got to bring the pong balls.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's a really good one.
Zini? I mean, Bose?
Speaker.
Oh, that's a good one.
You're on roll today.
Fuck.
Weed.
He said it.
No, it's called Pine Park.
That Pine Pizzi, dude, the Pine Park.
You guys took all of them.
Shit. Best thing to bring to a party that isn't alcohol.
My personality
Molly, Snowgirl
A gift
I don't know
Just a gift
A gift
A gift
Dude a board game
Anything
Fuck up Pam
All right go
Coolest dinosaur
Oh this is good for you
Yeah it's good for me
Let's go
I mean
Are we going real dinosaurs
Or
Or make beliefs
What are you gonna say
Barney
What are you gonna say
Godzilla
That's a good one
Yeah
I should have said
That actually
You should have
He's a lizard
Not a dinosaur
Oh okay
You're looking like a lizard
So yeah
Okay.
Willis Dino.
Let's go.
Velociraptor.
I mean, the easy one's T-Rex, but there's definitely, I mean, Spinosauruses are dope,
Velociraptors are cool.
Pterodactyl, Pterodactyl.
Pterodontas.
The Plezillococcus.
The Plezellococcus.
Give me T-Rex.
What is a Quetzalococcus?
The biggest bird ever.
A T-Rex?
I don't think of a flying minivan.
I am going to go with a velociraptor.
But.
Movies.
movies made them look different than they actually
did it in real life. Yeah, they had feathers back
that. They were smaller and feathered.
I don't know.
Triceratops.
Pts. I don't even know what the
fuck that looks like. Triceratops?
Fucking. Dude, they're not
even carnivores. They eat leaves.
Yeah, dude. Oh, they're pussies.
Yeah. They're pacifists.
Charzard.
Oh, that's a good one.
Come on. That's not a dinosaur.
Cherisard. By the way. It's a Pokemon.
Is he not a dino?
No, he's a dragon. It's a dragon of dinosaur?
The Charzard's a dinosaur?
live during the
all right, fine, I tried to cheat
crustaceous period, whatever
fuck, you know, can you give me a good
dino?
Yeah, teradactyl.
Quetzal.
Cretelacos. Bronsoros, the tallest.
The tallestus. Tadaptal's cool.
I got a teradalusiruses cool. Spinosuruses are cool.
I don't even know these.
There it is.
Yes, you do. I don't.
All right, Chad, give us yours.
Jurassic World?
Yeah, who the fuck is spelling
back there?
That's what I don't know.
Guys, thank you so much for joining us.
Any closing thoughts?
glorious episode of the podcast.
I think that draft I was not won by me.
No.
I actually think I win.
I didn't know what to do for the bottom one.
The third one was terrible.
I mean, what do you mean?
You bring a gift to a party.
Your first two kind of carries and fourth is great.
I won.
But I mean, you guys don't know about the hotcakes with sausage.
Great.
I do.
I know everything about it.
Worked to Drizy.
All I won is a comfortable bed in some head.
It could all be so simple.
Ever said, I probably got that backwards.
No.
All I must have had an uncomfortable bet it could all be so simple.
Yeah.
That bitch's head is so dumb.
There's no way she made the honor roll.
Thank you guys for watching.
We'll see you guys in the next one.
