OpTic Podcast - SCUMP IS FED UP WITH DASHY | The OpTic Podcast

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

This week we have the OpTic guys discussing the preseason Call of Duty Cold War event where they faced off against 100 Thieves, Ninja, and Dashy living in Scumps house. Visit http://joinhoney.com/OPTIC to get Honey for FREE today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The next morning it shows him on the camera just like, he's like, so something not so chill happened last night. How many intros? People always think that you're stoned. I always. You never smoked. You've never, have you ever? Have I ever smoked? Yeah, like chronic.

The devil's lettuce. You're not. You just don't sleep. What? Just to give you a record, just what should say? Oh, because, no. No. Every single time that you're on camera, your eyes are red, but that's because you literally don't fucking sleep.

Well, that's because we do these shots at 11. 11.m. And I go to sleep. I stream until 2. Yeah. And then I go to sleep at probably, I drive home and then I go to sleep at like 3.30. Damn, you live an hour and a half away? You fall asleep right away? No. People like to enjoy their free time.

No, I said 230. Oh, I said, too. Huh? He's like, you'll enjoy their free time. Everything is streaming videos. Like, Stream videos. I like to watch movies, for instance.

But it's just, I, every time I'm on, yeah, and I'm a very giggly person, just in general. Yeah. People see the red eyes and then they see the ginkly.

Oh, people say I'm stoned all the time too, because I have allergy shiners in my, I look like I don't sleep. But I sleep adequately every day. But I just, I'm just very allergic to my animals. So that's the crazy thing.

Buzz gets the same eyes that he does when he comes to my house. He's allergic to himself. And we think, yeah, we think it's, yeah. What? Yeah. He's allergic to himself. He can't stand himself. He's allergic to dogs.

What? It's crazy. It's mind blowing. I don't. I can't imagine it. What? So, like, every single time we babysitting him or we dogs at him, like, he'll wake up in the morning and his eyes will be like this just red. Wait, really?

Yeah. And I'm like, boss. But not your house, though. No, I are us too. Oh, really? Yeah. What did he just. And originally, we thought that it was because he was drinking the pool water.

Even though the pool water is not, it's not that, it's not that, it's not that bad. He likes it. like willingly. He just jumps in? Yeah. He goes road. Yeah, he goes road. Anyway, so I check my phone yesterday.

I got an alert because of the cameras here and I wake up and it's like 6.30 and I wake up and I see an alert at like 3.30 a.m. at the studio and I'm like, what are what are we going to say? No, I'm about to talk about him and Bruce. Bro. What are you all doing? They were having a party. That shit was fog.

Wasn't a party? We were laughing at it. That's what I'm saying. They were like a watch party of vision, a watch party of, this is the end. Best intro ever. with Danny McBride is like D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Yeah, that shit's just super cool.

So good. This is the end? Yeah, we're crying. Yeah, the movie's like 4 a.m. Jonah Hill, that movie's so fucking funny. Yeah, he is. He's so kind. It's me, Jonah Hill, America's Sweetheart.

My favorite part when he's, they're doing, like, their self-interviews, and he's just sitting there and then he just starts peeing on himself. Dude, I was crying when the demon comes and fucking fuck fucks Jonah Hill? The next morning it shows him on the camera, just like, he's like, so something not so chill happened last night. That movie is good. That was Bruce's idea, huh? Yeah, it was.

Me, him and TJ, watch that. Yeah, he said he was crying. And yeah, they were crying. The one show that is the funniest that makes, and I was saying that, every single time I see the intro to that, I immediately stop it and go watch episode one through three of Eastbound and Down. It's the funniest thing. Have no one seen Eastbound and Down?

Like, you need to watch it. Have you seen it? Ever? I don't even know what you're talking about. No. Espotted with Danny Price. It's so raunchy. Really?

Oh, it's not raunchy. What do you mean by raunchy? They get the humor in it? Just foul. Oh, yeah, yeah. I always, for somebody's always think of Ronchy as, like, cringy. But Ronchy is not that. Bunchy is, like, unacceptable to, like, like, adults.

Yeah. Oh, it's definitely unacceptable. It's really, really, really, really unacceptable. Which is why I've watched the first three episodes. So is family guys. Family guys are too bad. Oh, there's parts of family guy where it's like that. Well, there's some parts of family guy that just haven't aged well.

Yeah. I mean, it was already like flirting with a line like, what, 10 years ago? And now you watch it. And now you watch it. And it's way past the line. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's, I mean, South Park? Funny that.

South Park, yeah, South Park, because it's always been that. I think it sort of gets grandfathered in on the political spectrum. Is it true that South Park? does like a 24 hour flip time. So, so in order to keep things as relevant as possible with current events, they write the show like 24 hours before they shoot it.

Yeah. Because they're always, they're always doing on like that's fucking genius. Like that is crazy. And they've been doing that. In the cartoon, it's not that difficult to draw, right? Like, it's literal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm assuming. I mean, it's difficult. Obviously, credit to the artist. I'm just saying in comparison to a 3D render. Yeah. Like, these guys are just like moving and doing the voiceovers.

I wonder how long. I've never watched I don't think I've ever watched a South Park episode Ever? Yeah, I don't think so I'm not a fan of it You don't know who Mr. Hanky is? No They made Ginger Relevant

Oh really? The Waterworkup episode was my favorite The what's the World of Warcraft one? Which ones that? They all four just get heavy in the World Warcraft Oh yeah That shit's hilarious And that dude shitting on the

Yeah Come down the bag in! Bathroom! She just comes in, he just shits all over. and she's just like, that's a good boy. My favorite one is where they test whether or not, like, if you eat, obviously, you poop. But what happens if you eat through your butt? Does it come something?

So they start eating on their butt. What the fuck? Bro, it's that good. It's that good. Anyway, welcome everybody to episode number 10 of the Optic podcast. What an intro. Thank you. Yeah, Matt's crying in the background.

That's pretty good. That's a good sign. CDL launching, man. We have notes, everybody that are producers in the back gives us. And more often than that, we're like, nope, no, hitch tweet, Jay Clarky, no. GA smokes and snipers. What was, why wasn't there any snipers? Because the snipers are.

And snipers are better. Once the smokes are fixed, there will probably be snipers. But they're still busted. They see the, they're stealing. Because you know the smoke shit. What's wrong with them, right? Yeah, you throw in the middle one way. You stole on your feet and you, like, stay in front of it and they can't see you and stuff.

Yeah, no. Can you see the light From the scope? Yeah, but that's on the problem. See, the problem is, because you can't use smokes. We can't use snipers because if you use snipers with no smokes, there's no way to cross and shit. That's why, you see what I'm saying? That accurate, you guys are.

Yeah. They're... Snipers are, yeah, they're good. Because the way to counter snipers, you throw smokes down and you cross. It's like a weird, it's like a weird thing where, like, sniping in competitive, strictly incompatitive S&D, it's like the most busted it's ever been. Yeah, for sure. Why? Because there's no flinch.

So if you're looking, if you're sniping at something, or if you're scoped in at something, if they get first shot on you, all they have to do is pull the trigger. It's not even just that, too. I don't know about you guys, but when I use a sniper in this game, it feels like there's times where I'll just, like,

if I'm drag scoping, especially, I won't even end up hitting them, but it'll just give it to me anyways. They get, like, magnetizes to them and just kill them. Yeah. When I'm just, like, swiping across my screen fast as fuck. Yeah. I'm cracked for that.

What do you mean? It just gives it to you. Like, it just gives it to you. Like, I'll be like, wait, I don't think I was on him. But I'll be like, I guess. It was by him. Yesterday, I thought all my shots were on him and none of them were hitting. They were on a, I know, that's because I know we were picking.

No, he was going off yesterday. Okay, I saw a seven piece. It was good. Huh? No, that was not according to POMage, according to POMage, it was not that good. That was about a week ago. About a week ago. I got more clips coming.

Did you reverse? Did you reverse boost that lobby? No, it was a sniper's, it was a sniper's only playlist. Oh. People were like, how did he get these lobbies? And I'm like, dude, if you got these lobbies, like, if you were in my lobby, I'd smoke you. Right. That's true.

Like, don't talk like you. I hate that shit. People say that all the time. You have a really good game. It's when your chat's like, how does you get these lobbies? You're like, bro, get in my fucking lobby. If you were in this lobby, you would not be doing this. Yeah.

People get tired about that. I hate when people say that shit. I have people in my Twitter comments, like, like, they talk like, I'm not a professional cod player. Yeah. I mean, and maybe they, and maybe they, They just don't know, but they're like, they just talk like I'm not, and I'm like, lucky lobbies.

If you just literally look at my profile. Yeah. It's literally God pro. They just act like I'm a YouTuber or something. It's like, well, you are. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I get that shit all the time.

Yeah, we went like 75 GB straight. People are like, how come every time I accept GBs, I get like tryhards and you guys get like easy players? Like, maybe you suck. Like, have you ever thought like you suck? Look inward. Fella. Like, we're good. It annoys me.

We are so good. And most of the time, it's not, like, people that follow me. It's, like, people from outside the scene coming in. And I just, I don't know, it just irks me. Does it bother yourself? I wouldn't say it bothers me, but, like, when I see comments like that, like, yesterday, I was like, I just lost brain cells reading this. Like, just some, just some stupid thread. Like when Pomache came at you?

Yeah, that was what. Hater. She, she's hating. Hey, Pam came. I was literally warming up for scrim. and pop the seven on screen, like warming up before screens. It was sick, too. It was sick. Wait, though.

The one on a cartel. Yeah, yeah. And Pam posted a gift, like, and I was like. That's such a man. Such a homage tweet. Famage is butt hurt about this game because snipers, like pub snipers think it's like the hardest game ever. Uh-huh.

And competitive players literally banned it because it's too easy. Yeah. So it's like, it's really weird. Wait, what? They think it's the, okay. That's a suburb. object to talk about. They think this is the hardest game to snip in? Yeah, because

the skill base matchmaking as well as like the ADS time. I can get the skill base for sure. The ADS time too. So like they go for like bough, powpaw, pow, pow, pow. Like they have to hit like a lot on screen at once. And so it's like the Tundra's hellas slow. Right, the

ADS time and then you have to cock back. The Pellington's good. Yeah. The other one that you use is probably the best one to get feeds. That like that's the one you don't even like scope out of. Yeah. If you do it fast enough? But if you if you on scope, you're not Yeah, yeah. Yeah, true.

You got to make it look cool. You got to make it look cool. Whatever. Yeah. It's like I've never, I've never, like, I was proud of it. I think that's all the matters at the end of the day.

Yeah, as long as I'm happy with it, that's fine. Yeah. I'm good. As long as you're happy with the result, like, whatever. Hater, Pam. Hater.

Pam's just jealous that he doesn't get to hang out with us anymore. And it's only a flight, like a three-hour flight away. Can you imagine? Three and a half. Actually, it's too far, Pam. Don't even try. I'm kidding.

All right. So, CDL launch event. We had a, I mean, I don't know. If you win, you count it as a real thing. If you lose, you're almost forced to save you. I was a fucking script. I saw Clay's tweet, and I was like, I died laughing. What a pussy perspective.

I'm not saying Clay directly. I'm just saying like, you ruined the title for the guy. If you don't want to win anything. when the public eye is watching you, like glorified scrim, no, it's not. Like, this is the first match of the season. You want to set the tone for your team to carry out through the rest of the season.

If you go in there and lose, your practice isn't working. It's a cut. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, it's a cut. I don't understand. I don't understand. Yeah, you might not know now.

I don't understand how people would go into it with a mindset that I don't want to win this match. We went in, like, we want to win this match, especially because it was 100 themes. We had a different thing with them, but... Yeah, I think those storylines... And you know what's crazy about that? Like, I don't even like the show match that we had

or the picking, the reverse snake thing. Like, my suggestion was to do that the ball draft, the bingo ball draft, you know what I'm saying? Where you have the two... What's wrong? It's trolleas fuck me, yeah, go ahead. I mean, he's trying to protect himself because he threw Florida in our...

I will say this. That was pre-recorded before that happened, and he said to pick he said i don't go fuck yeah i don't want the people thinking to hector was like fucking it's over i was like why didn't you ask like the whole team i did he didn't ask me i answered i answered i answered he texted he texted he texted i just said do whatever i don't care what i say he didn't say anything damn maybe i missed it yeah i mean it was there for a text matter it's like a call like yo what should we do i mean it wasn't that i who we do i don't like i have 800 unreaded text messages well that's weird that's that's that's that's a you

who the fuck texting you know much like yeah Don't they get it? Maybe I'm streaming. Maybe I'm doing something. Maybe I missed that. No matter what, we were going to get a pretty hard pool. I actually like our pool. Yeah, I like our pool, too.

I like her pool. Especially you have to see. I don't mind our pool because you've got to beat anybody, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're scared? No, if we win. Go to church. If we win, it sets us up better.

Like, if we do, do it in the pool, it sets us a better at the major. Yeah, yeah. It's not like the other pool's easy. Yeah. No matter what, this is like any team is a contender. Period. In the league? Yeah.

Well, huh? That's a cat. I'd say like eight teams could win. Either way, like the picks, as they were listed, that's how I picked them. It was a flip between mutineers and Rocker, and I saw it. It said Rocker, and I'm like, all right. I think Rocker is probably a little bit better at search, or will be a better search team than Florida.

Florida's probably better. Huh? I don't know. I feel like Florida is just a better team than Rocker. We recorded that like a week before, like literally an exact week before that thing went live. So people are like, didn't you just see what the mutineers just did? I'm like, dude, it's fucking pre-recorded.

What are you doing? Oh, yeah. I mean, that's, yeah. Yeah, that's trying to be entertaining and shit too. Like, you know, whatever. You get in there and you try to be like, all right, let's have fun. Let's make this, you know, a spectacle. Let's try to do this.

Yeah. Like, it phase three of Florida, they wouldn't have been saying shit to you, you know what I'm saying? It just goes 4 to 1. Yeah, exactly. So I didn't care. I literally couldn't care. I was told pick whoever. And I figured we have to play anyone anywhere.

And with this squad, like, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid of way. I'm saying, we're on the best shit. I was telling, I was telling Stroh, too, like going in there, in my head, I'm like, I was like, all right, I'm going to make, I'm going to make, I'm going to make, I'm going to make up. I mean, that was a given. They weren't going to. Yo, I know, but I wanted to make sure that, that I told him.

I'm like, look, Stro, if you don't want to have the E classical anymore, that's fine. I will start a new, a new classical phase. Okay. It's the new classical now. E classical, retired. New classical. About 100T? That's going to be another classical.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. one is it's a rivalry between dashy and them but then you guys are backing them up in this fight you know what I mean awesome huh what I mean awesome yeah what about you know it's a rivalry I think is it's kind of one side of it but it's a rivalry yeah yeah so I was like I'm like all right who cares anyway on that thing there's a there's a note here that says the real rivalries versus push storylines and although I get it because some people don't aren't showmen and the showmen they just show up they do their thing and like nobody from their squad is you know out there like wild and out as this dude often does is you often do the hell why'd

you come back to me you made sure i'm like well he's he's reserved i'm reserved you're not reserved anyway do you think do you think uh that we need to have pushed storylines or do you think that they're there already they're there already yeah the storylines for this season are already yeah you don't need to push anything else plus you kind of like when storylines kind of just blossom on their own, you know? Like randomly, you'll just see someone tweeted someone, and then you're like, well, what the hell? Then you click the drop down and there's a whole bunch of beef with them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's just like a storyline building. I don't like to push storylines between the top four because you know that's what's going to get the most clicks. Yeah. Like the optic, the thieves, the empire and phase. Like trying to build a rivalry between those four is kind of weird. That's why I really like the King of the North thing.

Yeah, that's good. That Ultra and Rocker have. I think that shit's cool. Well, you just love Game of Thrones. I used to. You're a little biased. Paris versus London, like the Scrabs versus old team. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stuff like that.

I like stuff like that. Because, like, it's going to be fun to watch stuff like that now because the cod is fun to watch. Because last year, I didn't care about any. People are saying the opposite. People are saying this weekend was boring to watch. A lot of people. A lot of people. No snipers, no smokes.

Oh, well, the sniper snokes thing. Yeah, I get that. They were saying S&D is boring to watch. It is. It is boring to watch. It is boring to watch. It's cool. When you guys play it, it's fun.

We like to play it, but it's not that fun. It's like NASCAR. It's fun when you drive. It's fun when you're driving, but to watch it, it's like. And another right turn. So this is like the video, some of the use of just him, even though he's from North Carolina himself. No, NASCAR was really fun.

Like, because. No, you've already. You've already sealed your fate. On your feet. No. And another left turn. Well, it's good because... The race is really excited when it starts.

Like, the flag and everybody goes. Is it? And then you fall asleep for an hour. And then you wake up. And they're about to finish. And so you're about to have. Yeah. So then you go back to sleep again.

Don't they lose like a little weight while they're racing? All water weight. They just start sweating and shit? Really? I think so. I think it lose like 20 pounds. Someone fact checked this. I'm not bullshunding.

They lose 20 pounds Yeah, because they have all that gear on and they're just sweating the whole time because it's all hot. So they're just sitting there like they come out looking pruning. They just come out, they were just been sweating for like an hour

like drenched. It's probably no exhilarating thing. I'm not making this up. No, I believe it. I believe it. Cars going so... Five to seven?

Five to ten? What I say, 20? Yeah. That's so cap. So five to ten. I was going to go and start driving. I mean, I could drive it for exercise. Yeah, right?

That's easy. Well, not easy. obviously, but you know what I mean, to just get a race car. To lose weight. I don't know. I personally think that the rivalries will happen just because, especially because a lot of people don't really understand, like, who gets along, who doesn't, who said what, and what I mean?

It's a lot of players that, like, don't get along behind the scenes, but on the scene, people don't even know that beef and shit. Yeah. Do you want to say it, like, who? No, actually, don't say, like, who. I'd love to. I don't know. So the season starts off February 11th, I think.

Yeah. We play, our first match is the 12th. We play Paris. And then we play phase on the, 14th. I was going to say what? I saw something I said we played Florida

but I was like, where it is this? No, we play Paris on the 12th and then phase on the 14th. So, wait, how was it organized this year? It's a bunch of league matches than a major. Oh, it's like a league thing. It's kind of, yeah. It's hard on our pool and then there's a major.

Yeah. It cedes you for the major. But it's three weeks of pools. Yeah, then the major. Okay. So it's, so like, one week, we can only have one pool match in like the whole home series.

Yeah. So you either play... There's no winner of the home series. You either play two or one. Okay, okay. Three weeks go by, then you have a major. Yeah. Those three weeks determine your...

Top three earned winners, bottom three earn losers. First seed gets a buy and first. So there's a major every two months? Every month. Every month. Yeah, that's good. That is good. I think we're in for a really good season.

I had fun watching it. I missed it. I didn't know how much I missed it until I was sitting here watching. Yeah, it was fun competing. Especially, like, how is it now that you're here and you don't have the ping from Cali? Did you watch? It's the best shit. Yeah.

It's such a difference, bro. Like, it's kind of sad and how much the difference it is. Would you say you scam for not flying here last year? Yeah, I literally texted out. I said, sorry of not flying here last year. Yeah, I tried to tell you. I just didn't think it'd be that much of a difference.

Yeah. Oh, it is. Oh, and it was. Was it? It is. How do you think our season would have got last year? I don't know. Because it wasn't like I was getting shit on.

Don't fucking say we would have won chance. I'm not going to. Don't fucking say it. But it doesn't feel like I was getting like. Huh? been so mad like if you can't come yeah no i don't think i don't think that would have been like holy year we won't chance for sure but like it would help it would help to come fights sure have you have you ever a team with dashy before no how is it it's fun i mean we've always been friends i always knew i was

going to team eventually yeah just because like we were always vibing together like we always played us in new tournaments together and he was just younger yeah and that was just there wasn't really a time for us a team everyone was worried about it who who everyone i get it though you know he was like i had to wait a shit like two years ago what's they huh what just He said to whip him in the shake. Did you? Yeah. He just had to have some fun.

He's literally living in my home. Yeah, that's good. Does it feel good to be like the older brother? No. No? It annoys you? Like, oh, fuck, they got. He's been there for three weeks.

He's like, oh, you were in my house for eight months. That's not the same. No, of course not. He can get another place of living. I had nowhere to go for eight months. He has a place to leave. He just can't move in until this week. Yeah, this week.

That's all right. And just for the record, Hector did not warn me that Dashie was coming to my home. He just said, yo, we're here. But that's cool, man. Okay, Brian gets it, you hate him there. Let's move on. He's a great teammate, okay? Let me go back to the thing.

Anyway, I don't hate him there. It's just, and in people your eyes. No, I like. Why are you so tight today? I like to set the alarm in the house. Let's start. Okay, let's, hold on the, reset. That's a reset point.

Okay, I just turned the dial. neighborhood is sketchy. Who hurt you this morning? Nobody hurt me this morning. Why? You're coming in here, yelling at people? I'm not yelling at anybody. Oh, my gosh.

Please tell me. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Oh, I'm in the spelling bee. But I'm just saying. If he loses the word, and we're also laughing,

he's just around. Like, what the fuck are you laughing? No, people have been giving me shit about Bruce staying at my house. And it is an inconvenience. I live with my girlfriend. I live with Buzz. Like, I have an alarm system

that I like to set. He comes in at 7 a.m. like, one time. One time. Bro, you're going to be such a good dad.

I think you have something worth complaining about. But I also very much enjoy chilling here until 7 a.m. So I see both sides. Thank you. Part of the interruption,

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Thanks for supporting today's episode. Let's get back to the regular schedule program. It's good having people around though, right? Yeah. It's like night and day. Yeah, having the amount of people that are here like now is so dope. Hell yeah. 100%.

You don't like being here alone? I mean, I don't mind that either, but it's just a different vibe. Yeah, yeah. It's so much third. Even when they're, because there used to only be one person, then there was two people, then there were three people. And so every time somebody else came in, I was like, oh, shit, hell yeah, more buddies to hang out with. Yeah, yeah. And now that y'all two are both here.

It's like, oh, I don't know. I love it. I'm having such a good time. Because one night, I was too. When I was here, it was always nice to have, like, people around. Oh, yeah. Like, when you're streaming or something, like, when I was streaming over here. Like, just having other people to converse with and not just sitting there alone, you know, playing.

Well, you have Blake and George, but. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. This place can get lonely if you're the only one here. And you were the only one here, like, streaming that late hours because he wasn't even streaming that late of hours. And you used to, damn, man. That was quite the... What did you stream?

That shit was fun. What did you stream? Right here? Yeah. All at the end? Yeah. Oh, shit. Where the chairs are?

Facing that wall. Where the chairs are? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would stream here. It was really weird. I would have been sky shot. Someone was going to come behind me. I don't even know how.

I don't know me either. On stream? You see a fucking, like, guy hooded figure just like running up on you? Just creeping. And your chat's like, look out! Do you think they're trolling? You look your OBS.

It's a 20-second delay and stuff? Yeah, because they always say, look out. you. Yeah, they always say there's a spider behind you. There's a freaking tarantula. It's like, dude. Imagine there was, though.

Imagine there was. Just on your shoulder. Holy shit. Where did that come from? That would make such a good clip, though. Imagine, like, you turn around and there's actually a fucking tarantula. Dr. Ciscila? It's a fucking charantle.

And then it jumps on your face. And you're running around trying to get it off your face like alien? You're staying in frame so you get the clip. You got to monetize it. Anyway, are you guys excited for the league? Hell of you. Yeah. Now I haven't seen what you saw.

Do you, has your opinion on who's the number one contender or the number one rival changed at all? So you guys know who's going to be the who school? Yeah, I mean, us, now are probably the best two teams. I can't wait to play on land, though. You think land is who? Same. Yeah.

You think is that big of a difference? Yes. Oh, yeah. The atmosphere is so different. Oh, yeah, of course. Not even the atmosphere. Paying everything. Huh?

Paying everything. Like, the match you're putting against 100T, the connection was probably the best connection ever played on in a match. I don't know about you. It was pretty good. That shit was really good. Yeah, well, they're all here too. Yeah. It was, like, everyone was in Texas.

It was Texas servers. Like, that's the closest we could get to, like, a land match. At least twice a week, I get a text from Natchat. And at least three times a week, I'm sending him a text saying, you're wasting your time. Just fucking move over here. Like, just move. Come chill. Like, imagine, he'll, he'll, he's like, yo, if I come through, will you put a streaming setup in my, I'm like, yeah.

Yeah, set up, set up. Done, let's go. How fun it would be if we could have, like, that sort of? Yeah, Jack and I were texting about it, too. And I was like, Jack wants to come here? I was like, what do you come down to here? And he was like, like, started talking about it. I was like, oh, I was joking.

Funny thing. You guys were even thinking about it. Jack was supposed to move in with me before he went to 100 Thieves. So was I. And Davis. But, you know, I didn't go to 100 Thieves. And so. So what happened there?

So what happened there? There must have been, like, miscarrying. So you can still live in with them? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Just imagine the vlogs He just high-fived you Unless mean you're good to go

Yeah I mean I have a girlfriend now So to see So it would be good They can be a couple It's not a team house It's not a team house So people say

They're like Yo have the boys move in I'm like this is not a team house This is my home Yeah I pay for this This is my house He's like

It's a home of living Yeah And that's kind of That's why I also get mad About people That's why I'm mainly mad As people's opinion About

How would you be? Yeah That's why I get mad. They don't know what it's like to own a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that I do. No, no, but I know what you're saying. That has to get annoying, right?

Because they'll put... Oh, it is. It's very annoying. They'll put a certain accent to it, or they'll put a certain emphasis on something. Like, we joke around when you're like, you hate Bruce. Obviously, everybody knows that you don't, right?

But, like, they might overread into it and say, oh, no, trouble in paradise already. You know what I mean? There's no trouble. It's just an inconvenience. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know why. your neighborhood is

it's all right it's sketchy dude I'm very big on security so yeah we know yeah so am I and we've already had one false alarm after New Year's Dognapper

What is it dognapper No Thank God Nobody came to dog nap buzz But after new years We had somebody Somebody stayed over in the caseta After New Year's

and we set the alarm, and they tripped the alarm by opening the caseta door. They're bound to it. We were so hung over, we just slept right through it. Oh, my God. And I checked, like, my alerts on my phone, and, like, the cops came to the door and shit. No one answered.

Yeah. So they just left? They're like, I thought. I called Hector. I was like, aren't they supposed to come in? They were like, shit, my Uber's here. I don't know. Just like, I closed the door and ran out.

He's going to wake up. I was like, aren't they supposed to come in? No, you're on your own. No, I think they are supposed to... Investing. Yeah. At least, like, go... They turn into the neighborhood.

They were like, he's fine. You know how when we got swatted? They went around the house, like, trying to look through windows? You think he did that? You think he, like, just looked in our back window and just saw just shit everywhere, bottles of alcohol, freaking... Champagne. They were like, they're good. Well, the other thing is, like, it was the day after.

After New Year's still. Yeah, so you probably understand. They, somebody just left the house and everything's all good because, you know, obviously there's no screaming or no fires or no nothing. And since there was no reports afterwards, and I think it was all right. I just thought that, I just thought that it worked differently.

I thought they had to, like... Dude, just like, imagine a burglar? Right? Just for the, on the off chance that he goes to that neighborhood because, like, why the fuck would he go to that neighborhood? He's going to expect the best shit. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. But then he pulled up to the door and he sees ring on the door and he sees a camera. And he's just like, and he looks up at the address, like, shit, is this the... Like, you have to fucking play it off.

Like, oh my God, it's a fucking camera. Yeah, I think I'm at the wrong attitude. That probably happens. Yeah. That probably happens like every day. Yeah. I bet you that happens so often. Well, there's a Porsche Pirates.

You're like, dude, fuck. There's a Porsche Pirates. Oh, I get alerts like every single day of people robbing packages from like other people. Because Ring has like, you get a neighbor app. Yeah, you get like alerts from other neighbors. Like, do they think it's like Christmas? I don't know. I bring a whole bunch home and they're like, yo, it's fucking good.

People post like bobcats like running through their yards and shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. That's dope. And like coyotes? No, it's not dope. I have four small ones. Buzz would fuck up a bobcat.

Yeah, easily. I don't know. A bobcat? Maybe a coyote. Not a bobcat. A bobcat for sure. A bobcat's a little bigger. Like a mountain lion?

They're not that big. Oh, maybe not a bottom line. I'm thinking mountain lion. Yeah. Mountain lions will fuck up. You're from California. Yeah. Mountain lions will.

They, uh, Joe Rogan said that 90% of a mountain lion's diet is house pets. Yeah. Remember that what? They just come in and kill them and just take them. Remember that video of the mountain line, like, charging that guy on that trail? Yeah. Slide canceling? Yeah.

Slide canceling? Yo. And he was like, Yeah. Throwing shit. He was like, holy shit, so cracked. I don't know what to do. Stay back.

Like you can understand him. No, my palms were, like, sweating, watching them. I would have rushed the cat. Yeah, you would have. Yeah, I would have. I would have rushed you back. No, it would have. It would have ran.

They would have ran. They come up and see what's about. Yeah. They come up and see if you're a pussy. Yeah. If you're a pussy If you're a pussy They're going to attack you.

I am massive pussy in that situation. No. You have to, like, stand up, I think. Yeah, if it's a big, If you're bigger than that animal, Yeah, you have to act like it. Yeah, you have to act like it. That dude didn't stand up.

He got away. He was running away, kind of. Yeah, that's bad. That's what I would have done. That thing's deciding if he's prayer or not. Oh, I wouldn't have, like, ran. I would have, like, done what he does. Like, back up a little bit.

The thing that he had his phone like this and not a big ass rock in his thing. I would not have recorded it. there's no way I would have I think I would have just really quickly he's a psycho and then I would have posted the picture of the dead cat afterwards

like I'll post I mean oh shit this cat's fucking with me and put it away and your shirt shirt's a little bit I didn't get that I can scratch myself I was like what happened nothing I don't know

like a bear though that's a different story a bear you're supposed to look you're supposed to as you're running away you take your sweater off and you drop it behind so the bear can be like oh shit what the fuck is is and then trice it on is a bad bear in a little goat What the hell?

Where do you take that? You just took that to a whole different direction. I just made that up. But I think that's what you're supposed to do. Yeah. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica. Is that from St. Brothers? No, that's from the office.

That's Dwight. I said this yesterday and you saw the office. I haven't seen the office in like three years. Okay, look. Answer me this. Answer me this. I watched it recently. I watched it.

I said this yesterday and people disagreed with me. The office is so good that you should only watch it once. No. Yeah, I disagree with that. I disagree with that too. Wholeheartedly.

Why would that? I think it's better the second time through. I've seen Family Guy all the way through like probably eight times. Never. Okay, that's weird.

Eight times? Family Guy for her to finish? Well, we put it on a night. Oh yeah, you told me on mine. Just for like, just. You're probably like skipping three episodes too. I need the TV on when I'm going to.

You should do that in buzzes' room. What do you mean? Just put sounds. Just put like fish floating across the screen. Yeah. Or squirrels. He loves movies. We were watching an Infinity War last night, and he, like, was watching the whole time.

He was just sitting on the couch. He was like, he was loving it. Did he get a COVID test? He better. Fucking Troy. Ann? Yeah, I'm probably. What's up, baby, Troy?

Hey, Troy. Hey, Troy, what's out? What's up, dude? No long. time. Anyway, all right. So I guess there's two more topics left, and I don't really want to touch too much

into this thing, but obviously there was some ninja drama that happened again. And essentially, it was ninja saying that parents should parent their kids citing that it's not his job. Obviously. How's that drama? I don't understand why people got so bitch. What is he saying? Okay, let me

finish. Let me finish. Citing that it's not his job to teach kids about racism and white privilege, gaming communities bashing him for it. Like, dude. How did he say it, though? I don't know.

I think that's a... I don't know. I don't know. When I read that, I'm like, this dude, can't fucking win. And that's what comes with that sort of that level. He can't win. It sucks. It's like...

The same thing happened with when he said he wasn't going to play Fortnite with girl streamers. Because at the same time, they, like, that looks bad on paper if you twist it that way. But at the same time, like, that was when like the myth and told

Bain thing was happening where people would re-upload their gameplays and get like 5 million views on it and it would entitle it like myth flirts with Pokemon like that kind of stuff and he was like I don't want to do that because I'm married. Yeah.

And so he... What? Miss married? No. Ninja. Oh yeah. Ninja. Ninja was like, I don't want to do that because I'm married. And then now instead of being respectful towards his wife, that's seen as... Yeah. As I guess

that's how I saw it at least. No, I got it. They say never feel bad for a dude with a plane. I don't know if he has one or not, but it doesn't matter. Like, I do feel bad a little bit because he can't, he can't fucking catch a win. When he talks shit to, and somebody tagged me earlier this morning, literally this morning saying, he's like, he wants a team. You don't see hex shit talking fucking kids. And I'm like, I literally should talk every single day, every single day.

Every single day. And I'm like, and there's a massive difference between, like, bullying somebody and then defending yourself and just. be seen like the bully because you're a bigger dude oh whatever Nidges hyper comes out I love that shit yeah

and then what's yeah and then the other thing the one that I didn't again I don't want to spend too much time on this he is right he is not the one

that's supposed to be raising anyone's kid or teaching not raising no no or teaching educating educating

it's not think about how the fucking stream would would go you're playing and all the time you know because I'm

privileged because I'm white. Right, right. You know what I'm saying? And guys, this is what racism is. There's black dudes, Mexicans, Asians in that chat. It is. I mean, it's definitely not his place.

I understand where he's coming from. But he does have a ton of people that watches his street. Yeah. And like a lot of people are raised a lot differently. So if they're mature enough as a kid to see things from other perspectives, then maybe they'll take his perspective. Like if they grow up in a racist home. But he's not actively out there saying.

Right, right. Yeah, I get it. He's not actively talking about, you know, political issues, right? Or climate of the current America. Right. Right. So at what point does he bring up that subject to start the education? You know what I mean?

Like, if I don't want any streamer anywhere talking to Olivia about what is like. Right. You know what I'm saying? I don't want nobody, I don't want anybody, like she's going to be influenced by people, but at the end of the day, she is going to have a conversation with her mom and her dad and her dad and her mom are going to tell her what it is, right? Their way. But to just put that shit on him, say it and say, you know, I'm a streamer. I'm here to play video games and not educate people.

Like, how the fuck is that a bad thing? I don't know how it's bad. I think everyone just picks part in Joe. He's just so massive. I think a lot of people, it's weird how one person could say that and wouldn't get scrutinized for it, but he's, you know, he says it and they will get screwed that. Like if Hutch said that, do you think anyone would care? No. No. No. I'm going to ask

because Hutch. Because Hutch is politically involved like Hassan, the big streamer that does politics. Do you think people would care if he said that? He says probably way more controversial stuff than that and people don't give a fuck because that's what he does. You know what I'm saying? The news stations go at it.

Everyone's listening to NjaSathe's waiting to fucking screeners. They're not looking for a positive thing. Exactly. That's, it's so frustrating to watch. Yeah, positivity doesn't sell. Or they want news. They want to spin it to, you know, to create news or drama.

It's like whenever he does all this, like, charity work, like, I don't see that. Well, no, how's that going to get clicks? Like, who cares? Yeah, I get that. But, like, it's backwards. It is so bad. Yeah, it is a shitty world. It is.

I mean, what's something at you that saying that people get rewarded for being bad? Like, it seems like. A lot of, it's really backwards. Like a lot of people that get banned on Twitch for like bad reasons, they'll come back and get bigger. Yeah. It's like, I don't understand it. But that's just how it is.

People just love drama. Yeah. They love drama. I mean, in anything, drama sells more than the actual, you know, in pretty much any sport. Yeah. Like imagine like NBA scandals, NFL scandals, like people are going to strip clubs and they're getting COVID, you know, and shit like that. like people eat away at that for like weeks and they just go in on this person like yeah which

I don't agree with it but you know yeah it's gonna get them clicks and change yeah it's just drama drives it just it's just annoying me because I was brought into the conversation this morning by some dude and some dudes I mean I really hope the hex replies to this shit and I was like all right cool I will I should talk every single like I don't know if they're 17 I don't know if they're 34 if they shoot my body I'm talking shit if they're talking shit about me I'm talking shit back if they're saying racist shit to me I'm talking shit back I'm not it's a rich the shit, I thought that was right.

No, I wouldn't say I was like, what the fuck? I was like, wait. No. And again, you know,

obviously, ninjas way younger than me, he didn't grow up in the same climate that I did, same way as you guys, I grew up in a different era.

Doesn't, like, all that shit aside, I feel like common sense is slowly and slowly and slowly getting like thrown, thrown out the window. Like, we went through it all last year with,

with, uh, with the army and I would come in here and look at you know, since when did we become so fucking un-American that we don't support our because of shit that other people have done. because of shit that other people have done. You know what I mean? So I get frustrated in a situation like that and I know that there has been

atrocious shit that this country has done from the beginning of fucking time. But man, like at some point you gotta have enough come and says to draw the line. You know what I mean? Those four soldiers that are in there streaming with fucking name a streamer.

Yeah, doing their fucking job. Yeah, doing their job because they're being told like, why are you fucking shitting on their, you know what I'm saying? I just try to think about the people copy and pasting behind the keyboard. I'm so fucking clever, dude. I'm so, I'm so superior to this guy that I can tell him.

It's really, his life sucks. What is this? What's going on here? That's how I see the typing is this. Do you think that they like, do you think that like people that do that go into chats and try to do that and see other people that are doing that and they like wish each other and become friends? Probably. You know what I'm saying?

Like you think they go there looking for friends that are also just toxic and like me? I don't really use Instagram very much, but you should see like the titles of the groups that like people add me into. They're like just disgusting. they'll add you into the group and then if you don't go on your Instagram you're just in the group but like just imagine how many just shit posters

just all come together and then it's like one just big one big shit it is 100% I don't have my DMs open for many many well I don't have them open but I get the requests and if you get put into the group you're in the group that does not even a request at that point

they just put you in the group Yeah. They used to do that on Xbox, right? I don't know. Did they? Or PS4. PS4. I don't know.

I was never in that. I always had my shit blocked. Always blocked. Just I don't need... But the titles of the groups alone, I don't ever go into them. Yeah. But the titles of the groups alone are just... I just don't need on solicited dickpicks.

Oh, that's the worst. Yeah. What? You don't like them? What? I'm just saying I don't need that. It's like backstory, that's all. It's the same thing where, like, you're in that group, right?

And there's, like, a massive conversation of racist shit going on. they screenshot that and they see that you're in that group. Somebody's probably like, holy shit, can I see the rest of that? Yeah. Well, that's, I mean, there's nothing you can do. But they're sort of forcing you and putting you in a situation that you don't want to be. Right. I mean, you don't even open it.

Anyway, I feel, again, I feel, I feel bad. And I feel, man, and then Jessica obviously has to, you know, doesn't have to, but she always, like, always has a man's back. Yeah. And she, like, tries to explain it. And then she gets shit talk, bro. It's like, oh, man. And they do a lot, right?

without being asked, like, she'll, like, I'll see her tweet out every so often. Like, who has pet problems

right now? Let me pay for your dog. Like, I don't, what don't they talk about that? They do that once a bud. What do they talk about that? It's just not going to give you is.

It's fucked up. It is fucked up. It is all backwards. All right. And the last topic listed here is the McGregor fight. Great job, guys. Fucking topics.

I'm kidding. So we have the McGregor fight. I try to stay up. Roger's so tight. Roger's so tired. That wasn't a white boy. He literally printed that out and he made it look good. He has the bulletins all lined up and shit.

Yeah. MLA format. Raj, we will say congratulations. The episode that you brought, everybody that's watched that that isn't necessarily in our scene has complimented your skills, dude. Good job. And to the guys that were also involved minimally.

Congrats to that. All right. So the McGregor fight, right? The McGregor fight. Did you watch it? Matt didn't like that one. Matt, Matt's used to. He went, oh, man.

Yeah, we did. We watched it at my place. Who did? Me, Matt, Bruce, and Dylan, and our girls. Cool. I was alone watching it. It was. Yeah, I was training.

You could have definitely came over, and you asked if we wanted to watch the fight here, and we literally left and went to watch it there as you were leaving to. You could have came over. Oh, no, I'm good. You said, I'm going home. I was falling asleep. I want to watch it in my theater.

I didn't watch it in my theater. I didn't. I watched it on my phone because ESPN Plus is a shit application. You should not download it. You should certainly don't pay twice the way that I did and pay for the for the fight if you're not going to watch. I ended up watching a cracked stream. But I paid for it so I didn't feel guilty about it. You know what I mean?

Like I'm consuming the content. I'm not stealing from no one. I'm not helping them. Anyway, I was half asleep as the fight before. What's up? I was just fucking sling about something funny. You want to share? No.

No, no. Anyway. So I was watching it. I was half asleep, and the second that I saw McGregor goes down, I was just thinking about something. I just saw it at the corner of my eyes, so I was like, oh, my God. Anyway, so I'm just like,

I'm just like, Oh, shit, I'm doing it. What did you think of what? We're not ending it on that laughter again. It looked like McGregor was beating his ass and then just rang him to his ass beat. I don't watch it. I was probably by your craft. I like got chills when McGregor started getting body.

But he was getting body? Yeah, I was like, oh shit. Oh, shit. That's the two-time, you know, two-belt champ just getting rocked. Effortlessly. This dude was controlling the fight the whole thing. Who? Effortly.

McGregor. McGregor was fucking handling that shit. Effortlessly. And then just lunch. It's a fight. And one, yeah, but he,

bro, this is what I'm saying, like, one of my favorite fighters of all time. Aside from, you know, all the bad shit

he's done in the, behind the scenes in his personal life, like, he was one of my, one of my favorite, is one of my favorite fighters ever.

And when I see him just like fucking bored in there, just like trying to do, like obviously you're gonna get caught. You're gonna get caught. Like, you're not fighting some random dude. This is like a trained professional fighter.

Yeah. And as soon as, as soon as I saw him go against the fence and then as he was dropping, he got the last hit in the mouth. I literally closed my phone. It was the first time I've ever been mad in that situation. So you said he didn't care.

I know he didn't. There's a lot of people saying that. I know he didn't. It didn't look like he like. If you go back and look at the fight against the first one against Diaz, like he was going to win that. But then again, he got winded and he didn't finish when he should have finished. Well, that's not caring.

That's just. No, yeah. That's just a complete. But the richer you get, the softer you get is what I'm saying. He has said, oh, man. and I don't think like if people say it's like oh you know he won because he's making the bag like uh-uh like you don't get to be that good unless you love the sport and he loves the sport and I know that he ain't happy with what it was but I know that he didn't care he just looked like

he didn't care it was it was so easy for him became so natural to him just controlling him keep keeping the distance and it was just like yeah and then he got caught and then he lost and and that's where it but as soon as that one punch it I didn't sit around to see this I didn't sit around to see this we literally said we watched the whole thing that I was mad So a lot of people upset about it I wasn't disappointed in him I was just mad at that he lost anyway

Any closing comments there, a chance Or are we gonna get going? Are you gonna tell me what you were thinking now? Did you get somebody after? Yeah Please don't roast me about Bruce Being in my house Why you turned away?

Just look him in the eyes, man That's your closing comment I don't think. Yes. You can't close them. You can't close them. I say something happy, dude. How, how?

You ask me. What? I don't know. I was thinking about something funny. I just don't want to get roasted for, I mean, I've been harping on it. You've got to get back on the wagon. I've got to get back on the wagon. You got to start drinking against it.

No. People actually said that LeBron James drinks a glass of red wine every single night, because it's good for circulation. And you say, that's why I drink three. No. No. Bottles. No.

I'm just kidding. Anyway, that's what I do for this episode of the Optic podcast. Thank you so much for tuning in. If you guys have any topics, I promise that the production team in the background will read them and put them on the piece of paper next week. I like this time around, but we'll see you guys on the next one. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye.