OpTic Podcast - SCUMP IS PLAYING IN CHALLENGERS | The OpTic Podcast Ep 138

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Gotta get the PS5 fired up. Yeah, I gotta get... It's gonna be not the best experience. Says has to go buy a PlayStation 5 finally. Nah. What? I have yours. No, I need it.
Starting point is 00:00:11 What the fuck am I gonna play? You got two, right? Yeah, but... Tough luck, pal. Tough luck, pal. Tough luck, buddy. Dude, I know where you live. I know the code to get in here.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Welcome, welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen. So episode number 137 on the Optic Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money, USAAA, and Dairy Max. And we are on in the podcast, Mr. Scumper Jumper, we'll let you know a little bit more about them. Or Hitch or someone. I did them last time.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Somewhere about. We launched, wait, let's, we should, we should, yeah, Mark, you've never done an ad read. Maybe it's your time. Maybe it's your time to step up to the plate. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Hitch brought in his new dog.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Wendoo. Mm-hmm. Fuck. Upon, what kind of dog is he? A greyhound. A literal greyhound. A literal greyhound.
Starting point is 00:01:19 I saw him and I, and I touched him. I've never touched one of your kind before. That dog, I was going to say a person. That dog is built for fucking speed. Yeah. If you see him, like, he's a fucking bullet. He's a boy. It's funny because, like, learning about greyhounds is crazy.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Because their average, like, body fat percentage is like 7%. So, like you. Yeah. No, not like me. Like, it's nothing but muscle and bones. Yeah. And they, those dogs, like, they, they race for a minute and then they sleep for 17 hours. Like, that's what those dogs do.
Starting point is 00:01:54 So this one too? Yeah. Where do you let them, like, release energy? I mean, he doesn't need to release a ton of energy. Yeah. That's what they warned us about is like, especially during the summer here. Like, don't, don't let him go around. Don't let him go around a park or anything.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Bless you. No. But eventually, yeah, eventually when it cools down, I'm going to try to go to like some sort of dog park or somewhere and just let him go. What a cool. Yo, let me know when you do that. We'll take all the dogs. Maybe we're in like a big ass field. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:23 And obviously. As long as it's like fenced end and stuff. Yeah. Because you're not catching that. You know, I'm not cats. No shot. I'm catching him. First thing I say to him like he ain't faster than Henry.
Starting point is 00:02:31 What's his backstory? Yeah. What's his backstory? So he was a racer. He was a racing dog in Australia for a casino. And so you go in. and bet on the dogs and he won like he won two races and his dad is like a legend his dad won like like 700 grand of races and in dog dog races back in the day so here's the dog
Starting point is 00:02:55 thanks matt yeah uh good stuff matt yeah he's on it today you can't wear those headsets around here you know that man what's up what's going on man leave mack alone oh what's your microphone matt like last week We had questions for you and you didn't have your mic on next week He's been saying that for three years Excited stuff so so you you got them out of a shelter like how did you yeah there's an organization here called Galt Greyhound and then that's what the Gs say I don't know what the rest stands for but yeah they they're really good about getting getting dogs in from Australia and Ireland because all the all the places have shut down in America so no more Greyhound races in the United States What? COVID just killed it.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Literally just killed it. Yeah. But in Ireland and in Australia and other places overseas, yeah, there's still a lot. So Matt, look up for the Greyhound named Optic Hecks in the meantime. Oh, you told you. Are you serious? Go. What I told?
Starting point is 00:04:00 Wait, did you record it? No way. Why? Because what I was about to throw up. I want to get rid of it. Oh my God. Are you fucking serious? Nice.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Mace window, taking a shit every. shit everywhere. You were right. Wait, why? I told him he sniffed a little too much for my liking. No, I walked him this morning. He shit.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Oh my God, I smell it, I think. Boo. No shot. He took a shit. That's so funny. He looked like he was stressed out. Look like he had one in him.
Starting point is 00:04:27 I mean, he's in the assayish. Oh, yeah. He was walking around, looking out the window, sniffing. I mean, he knew he was, he knew. He knew he was supposed to go out there, But he's two stories up.
Starting point is 00:04:42 He looked out and he said, man, I wish I was right next to that fucking forklift. Next best place, Roger's office. At least it was solid. Yeah. It wasn't solid this morning. What do you feed him? Farmer's dog. I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:04:57 It's like the whatever brand that the foster. What? Whatever foster parent was feeding him, they give me that. Campbell? Because it's an athlete. I think it's like the Amazon brand. I can't remember. No, you can't give a dog processed food all the time.
Starting point is 00:05:13 You're right there. They misspelled Optic, but we will forgive them. Optic X Greyhound profile. Wait, what is this? Somebody named a racing greyhound optic hex. Look at that. Does he have any wins? All the greens are win.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Damn. Five wins. So five wins out of ten. What I told them is that, you know, obviously this is the thing. I don't go to zoos. I don't go to aquariums. I don't go to like any of those because I feel like that's,
Starting point is 00:05:47 you know, although it is protecting, you know, the animals at some degree, I also, you know, I don't like the way that they're in, it's just my own,
Starting point is 00:05:55 my own thing. So I told them, I'm like, if I can help in making this dog a better life, let me know. The only one dog that I would take in
Starting point is 00:06:02 because we're not getting no more dogs, I told you, no more fucking dog. But you'll bring in Optic Hex. But when Optic X is ready for oh that's good when he retires he's like come live that's with a pack sure hey that's oh mason and OG you can call him OG well OG O G optic optic Mace window and and the optic pack a cool name shit man those I've I've had the name for 10 years
Starting point is 00:06:30 it's a cool name my first was original way what original name was uh I can't remember his racing his racing name because they have like racing Like yeah like seed biscuit type things Almost five so he's been so you got a new name ladies how well he got a new name for his Adoption like fostered family as well so that name was Macca and that's like it means McDonald's in Australia So he don't know what the hell's going on right now he's not he's gonna be a little bit of an adjusting period for sure just took a shit in rogers office so he's so adjuster never never call his name when you're disciplining him only his only his name when it's positive enforcement. Yep.
Starting point is 00:07:13 No, no, no, no, no fucking Henry. Henry, I saw Henry. Yeah, I saw Henry. He don't respect you. What the fuck what you're talking about? I saw. Dude, you call him. He looked at you and just goes in the house.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Listen, if Henry gets near me or the table where I'm meeting it, all I got to do is is, he's like, oh shit. And he fucking walks away. But yeah, I think another, another, the optic dog pack keeps getting bigger. Your cats are not an option. And neither's my turtle, so I think we're fair. You know what? Do you have a turtle?
Starting point is 00:07:42 No. You want to know something about those cats? They don't give a fuck. Yeah. About what you think? About what anybody thinks. Oh, they care what I think. No, no, they run away from you nonstop.
Starting point is 00:07:51 How many times has Matt let out? What's the name of the cat that you let out? Bink. Binkink. Yeah, Binky. Matt Craig has a running track record of letting out binks. Really? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Multiple times. Like, he just comes over and just lets him out. Yep. It's fucking gone. This fucking cat's. can't wait to get the fuck away from him. No, he goes outside, sniffs a little bit, and then he doesn't want to be out there. No.
Starting point is 00:08:15 He knows the life of luxury he lives. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. He loves it. He loves it. How's your little one? Gwen? Great.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Excellent, beautiful dog. Yeah, still biting, but still teet. They don't know how to hug. They got a bite or lean against you. Yeah, I don't like when she bites me. I just say no and push her off. And then she comes back, and then I say no again and push her off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Try to give her a bone or something. I can't believe the dog took a shit in Roger's office. I just left. That's so funny. I wonder if like the poop, when he poops when you see him, are they, are they fast-looking poops? Or are they like sizable poops? There's some big boys. So I can recognize who should it wear in the backyard.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Well, you have dogs of all different sizes. I can tell which ones are Henry's. Yeah. I'll tell you that. Yeah. I can imagine. Right there. One of them right here, fool.
Starting point is 00:09:11 That's gross. Damn. What? Easy to pick up. All right. So, Optingation. Good release.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Well, let's get on the flow state. I don't want to talk about idiots yet. Great success. Yeah. Right? I don't want to talk about idiots yet. I want to know what the king's been up to.
Starting point is 00:09:31 He's got, what are you up to and what are you going to be up to? I've just been streaming. You know my thing? I had a sponsor stream yesterday. It was great. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 And tomorrow I leave for Florida. There we go. Four days. Four days. Dude, man, people are on my ass, though. I told my stream yesterday, I'm like, yeah, I'm leaving to go to Florida for four days to see my mom. And they're like, part-timer. I'm like, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:53 I have to live my life at some point. Let the record show. I said go for a fucking, a full week. Four days? Four days is nothing. Leave Thursday. Leave Thursday, flyback Sunday night. So you're only there for two days?
Starting point is 00:10:07 Well, no. I'll be there all Thursday, all Friday, all Saturday, and then like Sunday afternoon and then flight. It's not enough, man. It's two days. You deserve more, man. That's two days. Not according to my stream. They all are.
Starting point is 00:10:20 They don't know shit. No, they're teasing you. They're a part-timer? I don't know. I don't know if they're teasing me. Some of the shit they said cut deep. No, they just call me a part-timer. And I always say, they don't see whenever we do content.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Like, they don't see. He's also a part-timer for content, ladies and gentlemen. So two part-timeer. equals one full time. That's right. Which is still, yeah, bang. Bang. I think, I think it's what you've been up to, man.
Starting point is 00:10:44 How was New Jersey, dude? You went out of nowhere? Don't we talk about this anywhere? Two weeks ago? I don't think we talked about what you did. Oh shit. I was just visiting my family, chilling. Wait, both your family, your family, your mom, and then the family that you don't talk about.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Yeah, bro, you gotta stop doing these people. They're like, he's put him false. He's got two, he's got two babies. No. What? What? Junior Junior the second because you're a junior and then he's got a cute baby girl who's like nine bro stop that's not true this issue this issue with the baby mama right now that's why we don't
Starting point is 00:11:23 talk about it probably he is insane today I haven't had the my medicine that shit huh I said I'm at itchy Mace got that shit he's got that he's got that dead smoke before us Me? No. I've been here. I've been here. I got up at 5.30. I got up at 5.30. You got some new good news. What happened today? Something happened. Some, some good must say. So I thinks are going my way lately. But, but, but I have not smoked today. You know, I'm proud. I'm proud cannabis user. Not here in Texas, obviously. But when I go to LA, I'm a very happy user. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't lie about that. I'm on camera. This is the thing. When I say I'm not, I'm not. Period. I'm not. I wish I was. So what else did you do besides by Similek and diapers?
Starting point is 00:12:14 Some pamper's. Not shit. It was boring as hell. So you just went for the... Yeah, good times. Visitor friends? Do you drinks. Go to the beach bar a little bit.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Okay. By about. Sure. That sounds nice. How's moms? Doing good. Yeah? It was a nice time.
Starting point is 00:12:35 It was like, oh my God, I can't believe you're there. That's his spotting. Yeah. Wait, Zin's home right now, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Zin's been going. He's just second time Zin's been out. Yeah, right?
Starting point is 00:12:45 Talk about part-time. You talk about part-time. Yeah, but he can stream on his, so it's like, it's a little different because, like, there, I don't have a setup right. And I wouldn't stream there anyway. I'm there. I'm there to visit family. Fucking Zin-y streaming, streaming free contents and shit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:05 He's not the brightest of the bunch. Oh, man. He just saw like free content for his stream. He's like, oh, I can watch this. I can watch it all. Hell yeah. Guys, check it out. To me, it's that, ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:13:19 No, look, I think we launched with three new shows, but there's more coming. I'm processed. I like, I watch that. I like what you guys are doing. I think it's, it's educational, which is like more than anything because a lot of people who are currently looking to get into e-sports don't. necessarily know what approach. And, you know, when you see what sort of discipline it takes to organize all of the footage hours and hours and hours of footage and then find a music,
Starting point is 00:13:52 a soundtrack that's going to look good for that one episode. Plus, like, what it takes to shoot the actual thing. Like, I think it's good educational thing right there. Like, I didn't know that wearing colors on stage is a no-no and that you always have to wear black so that you can be like in the foreground or something like invisible almost I didn't know that just so your eye doesn't catch it yeah he's like do you win red dog I didn't always wear black but I never wore bright red that show was crazy yeah I mean bright bright red's insane that's insane and it's I never noticed him you didn't you didn't you don't notice it unless you are behind the camera one if you wouldn't have been wearing it was distracting you know what I'm saying oh yeah we did win we would
Starting point is 00:14:34 want, you know what I'm saying. We did win. Yeah, yeah. It's not what if we won that one. That's right. Yes, we did. Yes, we did. Like, we did. I didn't know which to be fair. I didn't know what episode. Oh, I guess we were celebrating on stage. What the fuck am I talking about? Yeah. So I didn't watch it. I'm kidding. We have raw interviews, which is good. I have to review some of these to make sure that we're not going above and beyond and showing our real intrusive thoughts. Get out there. You know, we've had enough of that. Idiots. Idiots is dope. Thank you, man.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I fuck with it. Yeah. It's sick. I love that type of show. Like Guy Fieri, diners, Drivens and Dives. Fuck,
Starting point is 00:15:11 that's delicious. Anthony Bourdain, rest and peace, but his, his show. I never watched it. I mean, I love that type of stuff.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Travel, eat. It's very like, it's good because it's like, we were watching yesterday on stream and all, all the whole season, we watched the whole season on stream. And, um,
Starting point is 00:15:29 even the uncut episode. And, uh, Blake was like, I like this because, Like this is like one thing I could show to my wife and like we could watch it because like they've a lot of people like his wife don't care about. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah. But like watching the grind of diamond on apex. No, she's not. No. Or unprocessed. She didn't care about unprocessed. No. But she'd watch some food.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Food though. Everyone likes to everyone. Dogg was torture watching that by the way. I'm eight months in. Yeah. Oh, you were just just. There was one part where like you pulled up some like it was meat with cheese. hanging off of it and put it in the taco and I was like,
Starting point is 00:16:07 I was like, it was torture. Especially because you really like Mexican food too. Yeah. And that's from like literal Mexican. And it's cheese and meat. And I'm not eating either one of those things. It's a good combo. And I'm just like, m-o.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Did you like it? Mago sounds fire. Mago. Dude, they're guack. They did something to it. MSG sprinkled on top. They did something to that guac. Where are you going next for season two? Chicago.
Starting point is 00:16:37 LA? Okay, Chicago. Yeah. So for the next season, so the reception was good. I obviously hate everything that I do. So unless it's fucking a certain way. But I was really nervous when we released it because we spent a lot of money on that show. And I wanted to make sure that it was like, you know, worth it.
Starting point is 00:16:56 More importantly that it was worth it for the people that were going to be paying additional cash. So I needed to, I needed it to be next. Netflix level good, which is fucking really good for these guys because that's what they fucking want to do more than anything. So I thought it was good. I was nervous because if it would have been me, Bose and you or me, Bose and Seth or me, Seth, is it? I mean, you name anybody in Optic would have been like an easy like, oh, I'm going to watch this regardless because it's a hex of the boys. But I brought on two people who have, you know, one has been on TV, but, you know, Mike has never been on any social media. So to bring them along, I thought it was a little bit nerve-wracking for me because I didn't know whether or not they were going to be good on camera or Mike at least was going to be good on camera.
Starting point is 00:17:40 And he opens up in the next couple episodes. Too much, I think, in some cases. Too comfortable, you're saying? But I don't know. I think I figured that for season two and you guys, I'd love to have your opinion on this. Because I'm not saying that Texas isn't big, but because Chicago is so diverse that and it's got world-renowned like shit that they're known for. Yeah. Like if you go to anywhere in Dallas, you're like, what are they known for?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Tex-Mex? Yeah. Barbecue? You know what I'm saying? So I figured we would do a full season just in Chicago where episode one it's like hot dogs only. Episode two is like the best burgers. Yeah. Pizza spots.
Starting point is 00:18:19 You know, you know, Eros. Oh my God, the Euro culture there's fucking for sure. Now you're talking. Yeah, like one episode per I like that. Per food item. And then you got to end the season with Deep Dish. Deep Dish. pizza you like that shit I hate that's Chicago's shit it is it is it is it is it's like
Starting point is 00:18:36 Chicago is like yeah it's like they talked about when I like the dish Jude loves I love like like with the doughiness oh I love that shit I don't fuck with it I kind of like down it's crunchy on the bottom but the centers is hot soft dough okay maybe now I want some but see put me on eat but Chicago yeah so I figured by the time that we start traveling again for like for let's say it's Toronto for example. Toronto has a really, really good culinary experience no matter where it is. You go New York is still obviously like to do.
Starting point is 00:19:07 But like if it's Toronto, for example, I think that since we're already going to be like filming idiots while we're there, I think that by the time you guys get there, you guys can be on, I'll let you guys be on one of the one of the episodes. I'm just kidding. But yeah, it was nerve-wracking. If I'm being honest, like it was one of those projects where I was just like, man,
Starting point is 00:19:26 I mean, this is, this is, a lot of resources went in so you wanted it to be a lot of time, energy. I think it's cool because people watch it and they think like where would I take where would I take Hector if he came to my state? I think that's kind of cool too because I just thought about that.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Me Nick and Blake and George were talking about like different places in North Carolina. Yeah. Like maybe you would go and I bet you're like people probably think about that all the time. If people were to come here, where would you take them? It's the Charles. Well, yeah, but like,
Starting point is 00:19:58 Give me like a few. Okay. The first thing, if you want Mexican, you are going to Donia Marias. It's on Texas Instruments Boulevard, T.I. Boulevard, right across the street room in Texas Instruments building. The calculators. Yeah, the calculators. It is the best Mexican food, period, here in, the most authentic for sure here in Dallas. For barbecue, Goldies.
Starting point is 00:20:21 We didn't cover a lot of these on the Dallas episode. Sushi Kinzo. Sushi Kinzo. I haven't tried it yet. We went back last night. I'm going back again tonight. Damn. Back back.
Starting point is 00:20:33 What time? Oh, I can't do it tonight. I'm going to the Charles tonight. 8.15 tonight. But it's a business dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is it so late? Why do you guys eat so late?
Starting point is 00:20:42 The Omacase, they're scheduled blocks. It's either like 530 or 815. I would do 530 for sure, so I can be in bed by 830, you know? Well, yeah. So the best restaurant to go to, like, if you're going to go on a date, it's uh how expensive would you say the charles is not urban of the charles not expensive enough because yeah it's the food you get there
Starting point is 00:21:05 when I looked at the menu it wasn't too crazy you probably be like two people 120 it's like $25 for a main pasta dish all the apps are probably around like 20 bucks but like the quality of the food compared to the pricing is like that meatball was bro I started for bank for your buck the charles is up there no where is this I don't even know what you're talking about oh Harry Hines or I don't it's
Starting point is 00:21:26 in the arts district. Yeah, the arts district is from here. The Charles would be good. I think for breakfast, I mean, it depends. Ask me a question. Breakfast. I'm going to tell you to go have the Wevos Rancheros over at the Omni. Texas Spice is the name of the restaurant.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Breadwaters down the street has... Yeah, breadwinners is fire. Has good Miga's. I mean, I can give you all the spots. What's the place below the Statler? The breakfast spot? I forgot the name. That's a good spot too.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I don't know. I forgot the name. I think it's called Overeasy maybe. Something like that. Yoke is, nah, I don't know, a hole in the wall places, that's, that's what it is. I bet you still haven't had Fuel City tacos. I have. I've had fuel city tacos.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I've had everything around here, Omen's already like went in. Yeah, I go to Fuel City. Yeah, fuel city is good, but it's not as good as in Surhenthes. That's fire. It's right around the same area. Really? I think by the time that episode five, part one comes out, like you're going to get an understanding of Dallas.
Starting point is 00:22:26 that you wouldn't think otherwise because there's crazy, crazy fucking opportunities for, you know, food like that. So good. Crazy. Yeah. It was really good.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I love eating, man. That looked like a lot of fun. It was. The thing about it, though, is that we did, we shot an entire season in seven days. Right? So we went for Apostle one and a half, fucking San Antonio one and a half.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Houston one and a half. Austin one and a half. Dallas. Those SD cards were on fire. Huh? So those SD cards were smoking after. Yeah. Yeah, it was good.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Also, it's like, to say that we shot that with like one person, like only one camera person was doing that, I think we did a pretty good job. Yeah, just Austin Cox. He did an excellent job. Yeah, once it came down to the editing, I had to step in a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Throw in my ADHD for contents. Do you have any? Do you have any ideas for a show that you guys would like to do for Optic Nation?
Starting point is 00:23:29 I'm doing a show for Optination. Which one? It's the extension of the podcast I'm starting. The podcast is called Around the Bar and I'm doing an extension of it with every guest called Behind the Bar. And we're going to get like rapid fire questions and me, myself and the guest that I'm interviewing are going to take turns trying to sink a beer pong. like what is it seven cups or something no how many cups is it 10 10 cups I think and then like however
Starting point is 00:24:00 many shots it takes the two of us to complete it we write that down and everyone over the course of a season is competing and then the winner gets a trophy at the end of the season so I like that it's kind of like a rapid fire style interview slash extension of a pot Seth by the pool we should do a fishing show you and me
Starting point is 00:24:18 you love that shit you should come fishing too I'd be down I mean Anything that you ever wanted Wanted to do? Like show wise I mean if I wanted to do something I'd do it for my own channels
Starting point is 00:24:31 Like something like that Yeah like what though I don't know Nothing in your head I mean me and Zinny wanted to do a cooking thing Which That'd be good At my house
Starting point is 00:24:41 That'd be good But you want a live stream at though Huh? You want a live stream at though That'd be funny as huh Yeah live stream it That'd be probably live streamed And then just make it
Starting point is 00:24:49 Yeah I like that But for Optic Nation I mean I don't know. What about about you? I don't know. I'm not sure. Hot box show.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Yeah, dude, we should do what happens. That show would be fun. Can't do it here. Can't do it here. We've got to fly to L.A or every episode. Michigan or OKC is right up. Okay, as I say, Oklahoma. You cross that border.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Just pull off on the road. Episode one. Episode one. Right when it's just welcome to Oklahoma. Yeah. Put the hazards on. Boom. filming commences.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Raj, where are you? Raj is baked. Camel work sucks. Show's horrible. That's good. David Von der Haute left Activision. I see as one of the bullet points. The shit that he did, right, for our scene.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Changed everything. Changed everything. Changed everything. I remember the day. He was in the, he was in the weeds on the 360 icons forums, asking people what they want and implemented into the game. Yeah, he had a 360 icons account.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Yeah, he was like one of the only ones that could actually get shit done, it seemed like. Yeah. Well, we were sitting in MLG something. We're watching Black Ops one. He's sitting next to me and then it's, I think, Ash and somebody else. And then he's like, he's like, how come everyone's spinning every single
Starting point is 00:26:15 time they're diffusing the bomb? I'm like, oh, it's because it doesn't make any noise. He's like, oh, I'm like, don't fucking fix that. And then he's like, well, it shouldn't happen. And then no matter what happened, he would clap. He would like, look at that animation. No matter what was happening on screen. He would be like, look at that animation.
Starting point is 00:26:29 But I want to give us special thanks to David Vonnernerner for what he did for Call Duty competitive from the beginning. 18 years and eight cod titles. We didn't start. We didn't get off on the right foot, he and I. Really? Yeah. Because at the time, I was talking shit about how they ruined sniping on
Starting point is 00:26:50 YouTube videos, but it was mostly because of their social media manager at the time. Or what the fuck? I don't want to say his name. But he, you know, because he was on his team, he wanted to back him up. So we went to the Machinima, what are they called IGAs? The Inside Gaming Awards? Yeah, IGAs. We were in L.A.
Starting point is 00:27:09 We were in one of those fucking hotels and the show's about to start. Who sits in front of me? Mark Lamia, David Vonahar, who I'd never met. Jay Pereir, legendary fucking what a man and then some other person. Is that Big Jay? Yeah, Big J. Perier. Remember him?
Starting point is 00:27:27 I think so. Of course you do. Yeah. If I saw his face, I'd remember him. Yeah, big, big dude. Yeah, big motherfucker. Super tall. And Hutch or Jay or one of the dudes that I was sitting,
Starting point is 00:27:37 he was like, he's like, oh, that's David Vonnernernerner. And I'm like, I'm like, hey, excuse me, what's your name? He's like, I'm David, I'm David fucking Vonner. How old fuck are you? Because he knew who I was. Oh. Right? So he wanted to fucking make his presence known.
Starting point is 00:27:50 And I was like, I was like, relax. Come in peace for fuck's sake. He's like, I'm sorry. And I'm like, I'm sorry. So that's where our relationship started. What a legend. And now his watch is ended. B02, B03, B04.
Starting point is 00:28:05 No, B01. All of them. Trey are. B0. 3. Blackups won. I'm sorry. World War.
Starting point is 00:28:11 War. World of War. Blackups one. Blackups. Two. Two. B03. V0.
Starting point is 00:28:16 4. 4. Cold War. Cold War. I mean, that's a, that's, the track record's good. Bro, he couldn't go anywhere without security. You know the crazy thing about all those games? No tax sprint on any of them. No tactical sprint? Yeah. No tax sprint. Also, to this day. Okay. Kill Streaks would have never, ever been in competitive gaming. Without him. Without him, standing his fucking ground and talking to all the pro players and saying, sit your ass,
Starting point is 00:28:46 down, watch how this thing goes. Yeah. And here comes fucking scumpy, with his fucking plain and shooting this in the slums. 100 killers were whack. They were whack. 100 killers were extremely whack.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Oh, no, they were a shot. Wait, that's already an incentive for offseason two. No what? 100 killers for one for map one of grand finals are allowed. Yeah. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:07 But like lightning strikes and hellstorms were great, but 100 killers were so dumb. Really? Guaranteed kill. It's a video game. It's fun. I don't know what you're talking about, man. leave it to the big dogs man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I'll let you be. I can't say nothing. What am I going to say? You're wrong? No, the kill streaks were, kill streaks were great besides Hunter Killer. RCXDs were a little, but RCXDs like people love,
Starting point is 00:29:31 like Blackups three RCs. They're so fun when you get a kill with them. But like they were so cheese. You just sit there third person with the RZ. Yeah. I mean, legendary creative himself, right? He's a musician. DJ.
Starting point is 00:29:46 himself, obviously, he's a race car driver. Like, this dude is a man of many, many skills. So he will be missed. I really hope that whoever takes over. Is Triarch in this next cod title? Aren't they making the zombies of the next title? MW3 zombies? I know they've been making zombies for the last like three games.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I think they're doing zombies for this game, but they're like doing some crazy shit. But it's like open world zombies or some shit. Like 24 people. That's insane. Really? Yeah. I think it's something like that.
Starting point is 00:30:19 It's like six teams of four and you're like in a big ass zombie map. Something like that. I just hope that whoever takes over does all does care about competitive in some sense. Because we've been, uh, we've been somewhat, uh, the past two years have been, uh, not so great. Cold War. You can't get fined anymore. Huh? Speak your truth, man.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Oh, yeah. I mean, I've said it on my stream. They've been fucking off. Both last two games have just been miserable That laughs us at all Vanguard into MW2 I'm surprised CDL's still kicking How serious are you guys about
Starting point is 00:30:56 Competing you and Zinny For Octagnation Not uptagnation I'd play I'd play I'd be down Depending on the game I might play If it's if I love the game
Starting point is 00:31:06 You cannot Well no like I'll scrim and shit You can play together I'll scrim and shit Like, us getting on every day in scrimming, like, the viewership would be insane. It'd be great. Did I tell you we're doing that? We're doing that.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Yeah, I mean, that'd be great. TST is, like, making a video, like, how good are pro players really type thing? And we're going to dedicate like a month. I fuck with that. Yeah, dedicate a month, find a fourth and scrim and get a coach and play the first open. Who would be your fourth? It has to be that kid that you guys used to play with. But like, for the kickoffs, it's already like me, Pred, Shotsy,
Starting point is 00:31:42 in we already like made our team who who me zini pratt and shotsie for what for the kickoffs like the creator kickoffs yeah we're creators now that's so dumb dude that's so dumb so dumb so we're literally just gonna have a pro team basically I mean pro team I know
Starting point is 00:31:59 not professional wash whatever but if I was you I would never say that shit protein so dumb I would never so but you to actually compete you would go to like an event and no well we can't we have watch parties We can't compete at the events You can't compete at the events
Starting point is 00:32:15 At all I mean it's still be fun to like shame Yeah You can play the Challenger's opens right Yeah just bullshit and like I'm thinking about if I like the game I will heavily consider But I don't know if I'm gonna like the game
Starting point is 00:32:27 Use ins But 150 health MW2 maps How bad can it be? I'm scump The kickoffs are gonna be fun Because like The kickoffs are gonna bang
Starting point is 00:32:37 The only time I watch And play college duty Like That's our Like those are our map. Like me, Blake and George. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:32:45 we have the leg up. I've played those maps. I've played those maps. I've played those new kids coming in. I'll be like, I know like some, well, obviously the pacing of the maps
Starting point is 00:32:53 and everything's going to change. Like nade spots are probably different and all that stuff. But the little ratty corners for the little wallbanks. I know what they're playing. I know what they're playing. I know where they're in mid hall
Starting point is 00:33:01 in one of those two corners. Yeah. Exactly. Everyone knows those corners. Or they're snake and Eskies. Like I, yeah. The kickoffs could be dope.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Everyone play those maps. If it's Cold War time. to kill with like actual slide canceling and wmw two guns we've never had we've never had Cold War time to kill in a non-tray arc title like you're gonna think like sledgehammer games and infinity war games everyone dies in a bullet every time yeah like there's never been a game that's that's do you die super fast in a movie three or two i never died like this past year this past year right yeah stupid fast like crazy fast like You could get three bulleted to the head
Starting point is 00:33:44 And just That's weird shit You don't remember whatever Simps shotgun pred On 10 HP in bottom orange 55 Oh yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:54 Yeah Yeah literally just Yeah Low time to kill games are Not it Hey question Where's the skill gap Can I play
Starting point is 00:34:02 Advanced Warfare right now Wow what a game If you No no not advanced warfare Sorry let me rephrase that Model Warfare You mastered Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:12 And there's people playing that shit right now? Really? What a game that was too. On a PC? You can still play on PC. You can play on Steam. MWR is the only game on Steam. Well, MWR and Black Ups 3 are the only game on Steam that have communities.
Starting point is 00:34:27 That have aim assist. That like pre- Brandon was telling me that Black Ops 3 you need like other stuff though. Like anti- Like DS4. Like he says the game. feels weird if you don't like have other things. It has your controller and
Starting point is 00:34:45 It has aim assist but Brandon was like don't play that shit. You're gonna hate it and I was like okay. I won't play I want it to be one of those where you're like, you want to play tournament? I just turn on a PS5 Dude those days were so much better gone. They're gone Think about that gone. Just gone just one day like bro I used to be one day one day one day von a hard put on the xbox tournament and we got to turn on the PS4 PS4 to go playing the other PS4 2v2 or so like switch Consuling up the mix amp hit the button yeah god man what a beautiful beautiful time we were lucky we shouldn't we shouldn't be complainiest us because we did experience the greatest and
Starting point is 00:35:23 and hitch always puts it like it's like some of the new people that are here like don't even know what those days were like oh see I don't the thing is I don't even know I didn't I didn't play I didn't have any like money like when I was a kid to like I didn't ask my parents for money for any of this because I mostly hit it from them. So I never even played the like days where the every S&D tournament had a hundred plus teams. Like I never even played in those. I know you guys talk
Starting point is 00:35:50 about all the time. Those days weren't like were there 100 teams in every S&D? It was like you wouldn't get 100. You get like 60, 40 to 60 though. That's a lot of team. I mean that's a fuck ton of I was going to say like you're there all day. Now it's like 66. Yeah, sometimes they were big. I guess
Starting point is 00:36:06 I'm thinking like of like the 32 like 16. The two to The edge dry out was like 2 v2 30 something team still or that's still like a great tournament. Yeah. Like prizes were like 240 minimum each like 2B2s. That's insane. Because now like I think right. I mean, I think they're all, are they all dead now?
Starting point is 00:36:28 Is game battle still they still? They play for crumbs now. It's like all right. See, we played for for honor unless they're like wagering like there's like a wager community kind of. but like not really there's like money eights and stuff this is like switcherooze that switcheroo shit is cool to me
Starting point is 00:36:47 I think the switcherooze when does the new card come out November November yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah I think Was I tripping yesterday They said the beta's October 6th Yeah they said they said the There's a release event right
Starting point is 00:37:01 In early October I think I think they said that online I don't know Dude the fact that there's dead silence and red dots? Yeah, there it is. October 6 through 7. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:13 October 8 through 10. PlayStation 6 and 7th. Ah, here we go with this again. Yeah, I will be live. Gotta get the PS5 fired up. Yeah, I gotta get... Yeah, it's gonna be not the best experience. Says has to go buy a PlayStation 5 finally.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Nah. What? I have yours. No, I need it. What the fuck am I going to play? You got two, right? Yeah, but... Tough luck, pal.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Tough luck, buddy. Dude, I know where you love. live. I know the code to get into it. I'm taking more than that PlayStation 5 if that's how we're playing. So you get met with some. That's right. Yeah. Never mind. Repercussions. That's right. I don't want to get punched in the head. Well, congratulations to David Vonnerhar, exemplary career. Looking forward to see what he does next. Man. I know it's going to be big. So I'm here to watch his new ascendance. Let's take a quick commercial break. Let's say hello to the sponsors and then we'll be right back.
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Starting point is 00:43:43 Where are you going now? Dude, it is. I just get signed up for shit now. You know what I'm going to? The Rockaly? Listen. I'm going to Saudi? I'm going to Saudi Arabia?
Starting point is 00:43:53 I'll play a hate. What, are you coming? If you're going to the Rockaly shit, are you? No. I wanted to, but my schedule didn't allow for it. Why? I was going to say I would have been play a year. Would you have gone?
Starting point is 00:44:04 Hell yeah. You can't smoke it with her. I'm sober over there. I don't need it. I'm high off life over there. Dude, you can find paper everywhere. It's like, oh, there's a million dollars. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:44:20 So we have Hala Fort Worth this weekend. I'll be the first home. Next weekend. Not this weekend the following. This weekend Saudi. This weekend, Saudi for the Rocket League team. Next weekend's forward. So next weekend, we do the watch party on Friday.
Starting point is 00:44:33 No watch party. I probably won't do it. on Friday. Okay, cool. Fuck, even better. Oh, are we going there? Listen, I get signed up for shit. Okay. We have a lot of work, a lot of people that help now, so I don't have to be in tune with everything. Yeah, I don't know if we're going. We'll see. So Saturday,
Starting point is 00:44:50 I've been trying to get out of this fucking football, fantasy football league for at least five years. I don't know anything about, I don't watch football like that no more. So I don't know, I'm just, whatever. So I have to go to my fantasy football with my friends Saturday. Come back Sunday. In Chicago? Yeah. Saturday. One of those backyards. things you'd be doing yeah hell yeah old school fire shit um Friday so Saturday Chicago comeback Sunday baseball uh the baseball thing on September 4th which is Monday
Starting point is 00:45:19 Tuesday I'm back in Chicago for 10 days to do that's at like 3 p.m. right yeah oh shit for real yeah it's not a night games uh isn't there the dome can't they close it and they oh yeah you're right you're right yeah they do they are closed I'm so dumb right right right right right Love that brain. Yeah, that brain's so good sometimes when it works. And then we come back. We got the Drake concert Thursday. The 14th.
Starting point is 00:45:43 That's next Thursday? No, that's two Thursdays. Two Thursdays. Two Thursdays. I come back. June and I go to that with everyone. I can't wait. All you guys are coming on.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Yeah. And then the following day, Jude and I fly back to Chicago to go to the Chicago theater, Pesa Pluma concert. Oh, damn. bro bro how many times you i got to see you it's fun it's a fine last concert yeah it's like the fourth time i might this yeah on tour with them yeah we're roadies this this this uh this friday or i'm sorry this saturday i might go to houston to watch uh forza regida that's been on our on our this era of our marriage is called going to concerts hey that's live it up shit sounds fun right it's fun
Starting point is 00:46:30 That sounds fun. Yeah. Sounds like a great time. Get to go to Chicago. Hell yeah. Good concert. Good food. Home town.
Starting point is 00:46:37 It's got to be so sick, man. I can't wait. Well, Alexis was here. We went to a candlelit quartet concert. Like downtown or over by the airport. What's a quartet? Like four instruments, like strings. And they were playing Metallica music.
Starting point is 00:46:56 So, like, and we were all like. We had our wine glasses and stuff. Hell you. Just bobbing. It was fun. Yeah, that was fun. I like it.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Seth's going on vacation for, I mean, four days. Please, man, just take, do me a favor. Do us all a favor. Go for two weeks, man. Just experience what it's like to not think about work for two weeks for yourself, man. Yeah, go for two weeks. No, then they call me part-timer, man. Who cares?
Starting point is 00:47:21 They'll understand. Put your stream on my auto. No, they won't. Dude, you're like, you've never, ever, ever had a break in all your life. You've never been on spring break. Let's go to Carmel. Go back to Carmel Valley? Hell, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Listen, I'm taking a nice four days. You know me. I'm calculated. Four days. Come back. Instast starts streaming again. It's like I never left. But you should leave, though.
Starting point is 00:47:46 You should feel like he left. You went away. Yeah, dude. But no. But let your stream on auto host and just go, man. No, man. Whatever happens happens. But only started at like 90s.
Starting point is 00:47:59 PM. Nah, I can't leave the stream for that long because nowadays, like, the stream is like my, I mean, main work at this point. So it's like, I just find it incredibly sad that you retire and you go back to work. You retire to work harder? Come on. Do yourself a favor, man. All in favor of stuff taking a two week vacation with no work.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I can already see the part timers. I can already see. I'm scarred. I was like, hey, I told my stream yesterday. I was like, hey, guys, I'm going to see my mom. I haven't seen her in a while, going on vacation, you know, going to go see her in Florida at the condo. Have a good time.
Starting point is 00:48:39 They're like, part-timer. I knew you part-timer. I was like, Jesus. Everyone was spam in W. No. No. War timer. No.
Starting point is 00:48:49 War timer. War timer. And there has not been a single month that I've been retired that I have not streamed more than 100 hours. Yeah. There hasn't been a single one. You hear that Twitch? 100 hours this month.
Starting point is 00:49:05 This guy. Full timer. What are you going to do? On top of content here. Well, for free, mind you, okay? Like, all pro bono. I'm not complaining. I'm just, you know,
Starting point is 00:49:17 so in Florida, it's not hurricane season, right? And I think like a switch coasts for this summer for some reason. Oh, yeah. It's one of California, right? California. California got a, California got a hurricane. Hold on. Let me look at the weather.
Starting point is 00:49:32 You didn't look at it ahead of time? I did, but it changes like all the time. It was Hurricane Abney is on its way. Wait, which part in Florida? Clearwater Beach. Oh, that's where they said it's going.
Starting point is 00:49:46 That's an episode. What is crazy, though, is that, I mean, we're not going to talk about any conspiracies around Hawaii, okay? We're not going to do that. We're not going to do that.
Starting point is 00:49:56 We're not going to do that. Let's refrain, you know. But the fact that, a tornado and then a 5.1 fucking earthquake hits them. It's crazy. So it's 93 with like overcast, 93 with overcast, 92
Starting point is 00:50:09 straight sun and then Sunday 93 with overcast. What's the spinning clouds to the left of that? What are those means? Next week it's supposed to start in. Yeah. Well, I'm happy that you're taking at least a break here. Not until September.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Dog. Just remember last year we had 31 or 36 consecutive days in triple digits. Yep. Okay? I don't know. This year's heat is crazy, son.
Starting point is 00:50:35 113? It's hot. Yo, that day was crazy. I feel like last year it was a consistent like 101, 101, 102. Now it's like, it'll be 97 and then it'll be 107. And then like I got into my car the other day. It's a 11. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:49 11. You made a wish. Make it cold. Just please. Here it is. This is August 23. What was August 22? Dude, what?
Starting point is 00:51:00 That is stupid. bid. August 22. There you go. View. Okay. Oh, there's a 99 in there. There's an 87 in there.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Okay, keep going down. Keep going down. Yeah, because they'll show you the, oh, what's the next month? Into September? No, I think it was July last year. That's when it got cold. View, quick view. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Yeah, it starts to cool down in September. September. But it's not until October November. God, I can't wait for football, man. Fuck! Same. College football is starting? Doesn't it start?
Starting point is 00:51:31 like next week yeah starting this week what September looking like 20 I had a dream about college football last night I didn't think about that's right dude I can't oh yeah see there we go yeah we can work with 80s like start running again I can't fucking run dog that's why I haven't been running either wait oh this is okay I thought it's at all that's going in the house are you taking the dog with you when you go jogging what a cool sign maybe they won't they won't jog long distance oh like they They sprint and that's it. I like that.
Starting point is 00:52:02 It's zero or 100. I like it because that's how I operate. You're just sprint. I go from my room to the kitchen and then I take a nap. I wonder where the dog is right now. He's in the room in Rogers office. Taking more shits. Taking a shit in Rogers.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Taking more shits. What the fuck? What are we doing the podcast? You want to know what happened there? I'm like, I'm going to see if I don't say anything, if we can carry this through. Last time I brought up something, you like shut me down.
Starting point is 00:52:41 So I was like, no, what was it? What was it? What was it? Careful. It was something about, it was something about,
Starting point is 00:52:45 it was something about what? It was something about those idiots. And you were like, let's not break flow state. Find the clip. No, no, I don't remember that. So I was like,
Starting point is 00:52:55 all right, I'm gonna let it walk. Where do you think? I'll start facilitating. You were in flow state. It's usually your thing. I let you do, you know, I let you have this one. That you have this.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. Of course. Alright, so somebody to take you on. All right now. YouTube or ruin? No, I actually, have you heard about this Mr. Beast thing?
Starting point is 00:53:15 No. So he has the past three uploads that he's had have all been one out of tens for his channel. For him? For his channel? And a one out of 10 on his channel means that it's the number one most viewed video on YouTube. All of YouTube. Because he keeps breaking. his own record and his record broke all of YouTube's record.
Starting point is 00:53:39 So, yeah, he got 40 million, 47 million, 49 million, then 52 million. 59. Every country on earth fee. Fight. They had people fight. 250,000. That is, like backyard fights? Stupid.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Yeah, that's ridiculous. That is stupid. That seven days stranded at sea video. That's the only one I think I've watched. Jesus Christ. He's one of the most famous. on it. Yeah. No, no. He's he said he can't go out in public anymore. Like it's he he, I believe that. Dude, he went to he I saw an interview with him and calling this mirror and he talked about how before
Starting point is 00:54:19 he went to Antarctica for that video, he had to stop somewhere. I forgot where. Do you remember where Matt? He had to stop somewhere in some other island, uh, to, to prep to go to Antarctica. And he only said hi to one person in the airport. Because he, he, he, He had his whole face covered and somebody recognized him. And he only said hi to one person and autographed one thing and then went to his hotel. And by the time he got, he was going to leave his hotel, there were like a thousand people outside chanting his name asking for money. Isn't that fucking because he's like known as the money guy now.
Starting point is 00:54:57 So like people just want money. It's a good thing to be known. Yeah. It's like he and so he's like neck and so when I go out now I can't say hi. to people. I can't talk to people because if I talk to people, that's just going to encourage like that question. Like somebody's going to text their friend and they're going to put it on their Instagram story. Then they're in money money. Bam, man like money. It's just crazy. I gave 1,000 people outside my hotel room a hundred dollars each. Yeah. Dude, it's like people are just going to,
Starting point is 00:55:28 I mean, it's same thing happened with David Dobrick where people are like, I'm in your vlog. Can I have a Tesla? And it's like, oh yeah. Like that's just what's going to happen. Like if that's what you're known for giving away shit like people are just gonna LA I kept driving by his Pizza restaurant dough bricks or whatever do bricks looks good did you go no I was always every time I drove by I was like What happened what happened with him? He just stopped up on him because he got semi-canceled? Yeah Well he got canceled but then he he came back for like six months at the crane thing What happened to him because I remember he got canceled and then he came back for like six months it was uploading And then just completely stopped uploading apparently he's
Starting point is 00:56:05 doing stuff on Snapchat now. Apparently a lot of people are doing a bunch of stuff on Snapchat. Why do you say it like that? Yeah, because Snapchat's popping right now. Yeah, apparently Snapchat's like stupid poppets. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:17 You should get on that side. That's what I've, that's what I've heard. You want to do this together? Apparently it's like the... Do you? Yeah. I don't even know what... Start uploading.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Yeah. Because apparently it's like short. I don't know I've been on. It's like shorts. For minimum? Minimum. Yeah? Six grand.
Starting point is 00:56:35 the night. You still have it on your phone? I'll be like, yes. I still have it on my phone. You should check, see what, look up like David Dober and see like what his story and shit looks like. I don't know. I haven't watched anything from him and since he stopped uploading. But apparently like Snapchat's Snapchat. I don't even know how fuck you use. How do you know how many people follow you and shit? Are crazy. Really? That's what I've heard. Like more people are making money off Snapchat than TikTok. Well, I'm about the post story right now. Ah. Aha. You're saying? I don't see. I mean, I don't know. I could be lying, but snap star. I don't know how I used this. I've never used it. I used it for a little bit. It posted Celsius. He's just like posting a whole bunch of random shit. Just a bunch of random stuff. Yeah. Oh, that look look look. Look how many stories. Where? Where? What do you see? Like matches going through it right now. Oh. Just different pictures. David Dober can tell him how much he's asked how much he's making off this shit. Let's talk business.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Like look, they just posting stories and that's what he does now. Fuck, just pictures. Pay me. I mean, if he's making enough to where he doesn't have to post YouTube videos anymore and he was getting like six million views of video, like he must be making a lot of money. Yeah, good for him. I mean, I don't, I don't know the situation. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Like, I don't know the article or none of that, but. Yeah. Like, I try to not. I just don't see how. you monetize it. You know what? You know what I'm saying? I think they should make a documentary.
Starting point is 00:58:12 They should make a documentary about this. Somebody will eventually is what happened to Jenna Marbles. I think about that all the time. Oh shit. She had dogs like you, but smaller ones. Oh yeah, the little Italian.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Yeah. One day she was like, you know, I've made enough. I'm done. Good. Because somebody was like, they were doing what they were doing everybody and going through
Starting point is 00:58:33 past videos and trying to cancel people for different things. Yeah. So they hit her. They were like, hey, you made this where you acted like Nikki Minaj and you put tan on your face. So that's black face and like went through a bunch of like a bunch of different things like that. And so she made a video. I was like, hey, like, I'm done with this and hasn't uploaded since. That was three years ago.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Good for her. Yeah. Yeah, she's good. She's just not on social media. People don't do that often enough. No one does that. Yeah, I agree. Nobody does that.
Starting point is 00:59:03 Are we going to be smart enough to do? I will not do that. I just love doing this. I do like. Yeah, I just, I just enjoy this a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:12 There's also a guy that I don't even know who he was, but he said, I heard a podcast, somebody talked about him. He said he was going to make YouTube videos until he was done with college. And then as soon as he got done with college, he was going to stop.
Starting point is 00:59:27 And during that time, he blew up, got like 10 million followers or 10 million subs. And sure enough, as soon as he got done, as soon as he graduated, stop uploading. Completely stopped.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Do you know what I'm talking about Matt? I mean, he said it. He just kept his word. He was like, all right, that's it. Now I'm going about life. That was a fun chapter. I'm like, fun chapter. People would kill for that.
Starting point is 00:59:50 I want to be here talking shit to some of your grandkids soon enough. Yeah. That's crazy. It's an old man. I mean, you got that's, you know, you got to be, if you know what you, if you know what you want in life, you know, it's. You know who had a really good career pivot? Fucking T-Mart. He's like as soon as the the CS shit went on he's just like you know what he made he just started doing fucking
Starting point is 01:00:15 Caribbean cruises videos yeah, but his it does he still upload on his gameplay channel? I don't know, let me see Matt Dude his gameplay channel at one point was just like nine videos a day just something insane. Yeah, and they were getting like 30k views T martin two 18 hours ago. Yeah. Nah, he's still going just I mean I mean I mean, and it's, it is views, dude, 67, 60, go down? No, but if you add that all up. 15, 95. I mean, dude. No, if you add those all up, like,
Starting point is 01:00:51 let's look at that social blade, Matt. Damn. Well, let's look at Trevin Chels first. Yeah, and now he just, he's partnered with Caribbean crews and just goes on on cruise. Look how many subscribers, though. Where? Damn.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Damn. Yeah, just traveling the world. Yeah. Hex and Jude go to concerts. That's the... Which concerts? The same one. The same one.
Starting point is 01:01:17 All the time. Peso Pluma City one. They're on tour with Paiso Pluma. I was uh... I'll tell you guys to self-scribitt. Better bein it. Uh... All right.
Starting point is 01:01:32 What's this looking at? Yeah, I mean... What is... What are we looking at? Now we need to go back to see... now we need to swing back and see how many minutes them things are so we can get down to the real nitty gritty gritty. That's insane.
Starting point is 01:01:49 The best optic jersey of all time, what the fuck are we taught about? Yeah, let's see. Let's see it, man. What's this? Oh, the pink ones. Those the X-Games ones were fire. People are going to love that. The pink ones.
Starting point is 01:02:06 which was your favorite Seth you wore them out of those four just you're in general those those are fire yeah those go stupid yeah those are hard bring those back yeah that X
Starting point is 01:02:22 those those are those are crazy X games too yeah those shit's are fire you watch the UFC fight nah I'm telling you I don't watch anything anymore nothing
Starting point is 01:02:40 What do you all think about this whole, like, Logan, Dylan? Oh, yeah, that's stuff. I don't even know what the hell's going on. What the thing? How it's like, I know the fight's real, but I hate how the WWE will shit like in the beginning. Wait, what do we tell? Who's Dylan? What?
Starting point is 01:02:54 Dylan Dennis is like a, uh, a MMA fighter that's boxing Logan Paul. Uh-huh. And dog, the prep for this fight is crazy. What do you mean? The prep. Click on that, Matt. Yeah, he's just, he's just, Logan Paul's fiance. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:03:08 I didn't even know you had it up here. Yeah, he's literally like just going, like Dylan Danes is just going in on Logan's fiance. Like just, that's all he's talking shit about is just his fiance. All her ex-boyfriends, like every guy she's like been with. That's her. That's her. Leo, Leo, I mean? Yeah, this stuff, I mean, it's all I see.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Yeah, it's all like. I haven't seen any of this. It's his whole Twitter. He's not seen any of this. His entire social media is pictures of her. I think it's, I think it's the only time a Paul brother has fought where I'm like, I kind of want the fucking Paul brother to win. Like, because you know when they first came in, you're, you're cheering against them.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Because they're all talking shit and they're like acting like they're fighters, but they're YouTubers. Yeah. Now they're actually fighters. Yeah. And this guy is like out shit talk or out like scumbagging a Paul brother, which didn't, I didn't even think was fucking. possible but it's happening and so I'm just like damn like I kind of want him to get like
Starting point is 01:04:16 you don't talk about a dude's girl I feel like that's off limits but I guess you know it's I'm not I'm not a boxer so I don't know it's it's all this time can be man no women and children they're they're selling that fight oh yeah people are gonna watch that you know what I'm saying they're doing a good well he's doing a good job at selling it shit dog I mean former optic alarm Mr. what would you say? Sugar Sean. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Yeah, that's dope. He's beating shit out of people. Yeah, he's just, he's just a fucking one of the best strikers ever. I mean, dog. What? Fucking mega fast.
Starting point is 01:04:49 What are we watching, man? I mean, I don't know about these, but just the first one. It's fucking mega quick right hook. That right here comes that right hand. Right here, watch. Is it left? Damn.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Yeah, at what point do you call it? 17 hits to the face? Right. You know, like, I was just. Yeah. Can you imagine? Look at it, man. Like we were sitting next to somebody who could murder you if you want.
Starting point is 01:05:13 He's just a fucking warrior. It's just you wouldn't even know where to begin. Seth was one of you wanting a make a wish guy and sugar shawns behind him. Like I'll in the hex quarters. You remember that? We, uh, we did a make a wish thing at the headquarters. Okay. And it was myself, Nick.
Starting point is 01:05:33 We're standing back. and then uh, Krem, Zen and Seth are like taking turns of one of you wanting the, the guy. And then Sugar Sean's also there
Starting point is 01:05:43 because it was like his first. Yeah. And he's there with his like agent. And so Nick and I are looking at him. And like he'll sit there and like he'll just fucking like have these twitches. They'll just like do this. Yeah. And Nick and I are like,
Starting point is 01:05:56 yo, he wants to fuck somebody up right now. Yeah. Like right now that's what he's thinking about. You wish he could punch something. Like baseball players will sit there and they'll just do like this. like this like he's
Starting point is 01:06:06 fucking he's just just ready at any moments notice somebody's gonna how much Seth to go
Starting point is 01:06:12 one round octagon against sugar Sean I mean I'm gonna get knocked out but if you win
Starting point is 01:06:19 you get 10 times the prize pool five I love that that's good to go get knocked out five
Starting point is 01:06:31 yeah kidding me money how much so to get to a Yeah, to the ring with Shrews Sean. For one round?
Starting point is 01:06:40 As long as you can last, my love him. Every round that you get out alive on, it increases by 5 mil. Shit. I'm running. Get it on. I mean, I'll survive as many as I can. I mean, circle our first round. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:06:58 Try to not get knocked out. Second round, I'll maybe try a little bit. Try a little bit? Get them on the ground. If you start trying, you're done. Why did you pop? Imagine. Oh, you haven't a headlock right now?
Starting point is 01:07:09 You had him in a headlock right there? He has him and a half lock. How'd you even get that close to him? I got up on him by around three. Bro, he's got a long-ass read. That's not what happened when he tried to get it close to him. I don't know. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 01:07:24 I'll probably do five, too. Damn. Bro, he's just so fast. Oh, I mean, if it's one around, hopefully he, like, looks at me. He's like, I'm knocking this. You'd be like, go, y'all, we were an optic, dude. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope that you guys enjoyed this episode of the podcast.
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