OpTic Podcast - SCUMP LEAKS HIS NET WORTH | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 84
Episode Date: July 27, 2022OpTic Nation: https://nation.opticgaming.com/earlyaccess This week we have Scump, HECZ, FormaL, and Hitch on the OpTic Podcast to discuss Call of Duty Champs, Scump's Net Worth, and the announcement ...of our Membership program! Go to http://go.factor75.com/optic120 and use code optic120 for $120 off. Get 20% off + free shipping at http://manscaped.com with code OPTIC. Check out the OpTic Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ SCUMP LEAKS HIS NET WORTH | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 84 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It was sick. It's still, Matt.
That's how normal players think.
That's how normal players thing.
Game battles match.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, GB.
It was an old middle of option GV.
Yeah.
Again, this is.
You know what?
Jay, Varge, 4, 3, 2,1.
Fuck you.
I was just looking at him.
Yeah, I was just looking at him.
He said it was a game battles match.
Again.
Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode of the option.
podcast. It's number 84 and we're here with Seth,
formal, Hector, and
Davis. Hitch. Do you guys mind when we call you by your
Gamer Tides? God, that intro sucked.
I thought it was pretty good. It could not have been any more vanilla
than what you just did. I literally just did Hector's
intro, so you just roasted him. Thanks, man. Yeah, his
intro sucks. No, come on.
You can't say that.
Yo, yo, yo. When you say stuff like that,
you influence people to be like,
I used to like it, but now I
made it. Welcome, welcome. Why do you say it five times?
Oh, is that like, that's your intro, right?
Welcome.
Yeah.
Is that what you just did?
Yeah.
The evolution of intros.
I will say this.
It's got your champs in a week.
I got a locket in.
Can I say, can I say something?
I got a lock.
The intro was one of the best things that I forced everybody to do.
To have like one intro that every video like says is one of the most genius shit I've ever done.
And I learned it from traditional TV.
Shout out traditional TV.
Wait, what do you mean from traditional TV?
Just like every show like started with like a repetitive intro.
every single time.
When I was a kid,
like,
think about the theme songs.
You know,
essentially what I wanted to do is,
I wanted to create a theme song
for people to,
you know,
sort of going on.
It was crazy that like,
that was like an era
of like the yo,
yo,
yo,
yo,
wake up bitch,
whatever Nade's was.
Nate's was YouTube.
How the fuck you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That one was good.
That was really,
and then he changed it to fudge.
I was like,
damn.
Yeah.
What's on?
Which one was the best one?
Not yours.
YouTube.
I mean,
.
My,
your was really good.
Yo,
yo it is you boy up this
scumpy what was yours man I never had one
damn I never had one
and I didn't want to be cringe like Seth
oh I did did you have I used to do some cringe
yeah still but what was
no I'm kidding still do you know sometimes
no bullshit you and I
I don't want to do what I just told Seth not to do
which is like influence people to do that
I fuck it does that sometimes you'll be in a meeting
and then you'll be like what and I'm like yo you're not fucking streaming
dude come the fuck down you know I do that all
I know it's me though I know it's you that's why it's
funny to me.
Streamer mode's hard to turn off, bro.
Yeah, it is.
I mean,
he is like that, though.
It's funny.
I'm pretty, I'm pretty like,
I'm pretty much the same on stream and off stream,
just a little less dick jokes.
Wait, so what was,
what's your,
what was here?
You wouldn't say you're a little bit more, like,
enthusiastic?
I mean,
definitely sometimes.
No, he's not even a positive person, though.
But I still,
when I stream, I just yell.
Yeah.
Because I was in here,
and I was,
I was here for a week
while we were getting the new house
situated.
I was just yelling apparently.
It was.
I just don't think people don't realize how loud,
like how loud streamers are.
Because like in order to be like that, like,
except for Matt,
he just,
I have a noise gate at home.
Like,
I'm just used to talking louder
because of my noise gate and like...
Dude,
whenever,
before, like,
Matt started streaming here,
I used to go fucking rogue.
Like,
whenever I would do like those freestyles and stuff,
I would literally be like screaming.
Yeah.
Like,
oh yeah,
no, yeah.
You would scream.
Yeah.
So would I.
I don't really scream.
I mean,
I'm sure I,
Sometimes I do.
It's not bad.
See, I kind of...
I'll catch myself and I'm like, ooh, I bet you I just checked Bruce or...
Oh, no, you'd check us all the time in practice.
But that's all right.
Wait, do you?
Does he...
Wait, I don't really...
Stream?
Oh, you guys have been practicing really late.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
You wait, say that again?
You guys haven't played three a days.
You're saying we've been...
Yeah, you guys...
Putting it in work.
You put it in work.
We did have a three-day yesterday, and that shit fucking sucked.
Yeah, what the hell?
Three a day?
I do.
I don't even think my hands could do that.
We played phase and then we played Seattle in a full set.
And then we played Seattle in a full other full set afterwards.
So I was playing fucking Pred and Lamar for four hours straight.
At the end of it, I was like, I'm getting off, bro.
Like, we were playing them for four hours straight.
Like, it was a long day yesterday.
Either you live with the pain of overworking or you live with the pain of regret.
Okay.
What's Lamar Tank?
What's Lamar Tank?
Yeah, what's Lamar Tank?
think?
A hetty that he goes to...
Oh, no, it's Lamar Tank is back on bocage, yeah.
That one back left?
Yeah, back left.
He got a Mark tank, actually?
Does everybody the league call it that?
No, I've heard a lot of people call it that.
That's why I asked.
I think they all just followed what we said.
Oh, shut.
How does those go, though?
Like, is, for scrams, does it get to a point where you can practice too much?
I've always wondered that.
Yeah, yesterday we practiced too much.
I've literally just said, I was just said, I was just.
shooting against the same four people for four hours.
Yeah, well, I didn't know.
At a certain point, you're like, dude,
at a certain point you just get checked out.
You're like, you can't, like, you know.
Especially when there's jacked as bread.
And he's just spawn killing you.
Just so jacked.
He's a good dude.
I talked to him for a bit at, uh,
funny as fuck.
I've never met an uncool Australian.
That's fucking life.
That's fucking life.
Never in my life.
It's facts.
I've never met an Australian I don't like.
Yeah, I swear to God.
That is so fax.
Or like Australia and what's the other...
New Zealand.
New Zealand.
Yeah, I feel like they're very similar.
Like, they're always just cool.
They're always so cool.
Why are they so fucking cool?
Why are we so not cool?
Whoa, I didn't say that.
Because I vibe with them, so.
So I'm cool.
No, I'm saying like, you've obviously met Americans you don't like.
I'm saying why are Americans so uncool if you've met all the Australians that are
always cool.
I mean,
I think this is a good question
for the Australians
who watch this podcast
and the New Zealanders
that watch and the South Africans
that watch this.
Do you guys,
have you guys met
any uncool of your countrymen?
I'm sure they have.
I want to see too
like Australians fight each other.
I bet you the shit talk would be
it'd be super fucking cool.
So good.
So cool.
Just watching them just like,
man,
people fighting are cool.
Do you have any Australian friends?
Like friends, friends?
I don't think so
Have you seen the TikTok that was like
How do Australians say Mojo Jojo
No
More George George or more joe more joe
The sewer
That's pretty good
The Swidger
There's like a for some reason on TikTok
There's like a bunch of
Like people making fun of Australian accents
But they love it
I don't get those
Yeah they're just so cool
They're just like oh yeah we do talk like that
they are so cool
but when you make fun of like
how British people talk
they oh my God
you know what's a fucking hilarious trend
on TikTok
is it'll be like
something about like
something about like British people
and then it'll show like a demon
and it'll do like love those
it'll be like you fucking Walmart
dude they're so funny
the meta of that trend
got so crazy where it was just like
you'd be like, oh, well, like, why do British people do this?
And then it would just cut to a demon just screaming.
Dude, like, eventually.
I don't have that.
Somebody sent me a lot.
Because they'll be, like, talking about, like, something.
And then it'll be like, you fucking want.
And it'll be like just a demon pit.
Well, at least, I don't.
And they would say something about Americans.
Dude, oh, it's so good.
I would only get them like every once in a while.
But when I got them, they always hit.
I think I liked so many of them.
That was my entire fee.
Oh, really?
week, dudes, because I laughed at all of them. If you like them, does it like push more to you?
Because I don't have it. I don't have it. You don't have a TikTok?
I have TikTok, but I don't have an account. So like, I don't know how to. Oh, I don't,
you can browse it without account. Wait, just for the record, for the record, you do have an official.
Yes, I have an official TikTok, but I don't have an account that I scroll with.
What the fuck? You're throwing me for a wall right now. So like, I have a TikTok. Open your phone.
I have a TikTok. Yeah, show me. Yeah, show. Do the, do the 10 swipe test. Yeah.
Yeah, let's see what's on your...
Record your screen.
This is dangerous.
Do it on your four years.
Sometimes I just have like hot dudes
Chuck of wood.
Are you recorded the screen?
So we can over-imposed it.
Oh, do you want me to record the screen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we could...
Yeah, that's good.
This is pretty good.
This is pretty good.
Just for the record, I passed.
Joey update did not pass.
Dude, Joey's a savage.
Wait, so I show this camera?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Call of Duty.
Call it duty.
Oh, that rolling loud video of this dude getting...
Wait, what is that?
What is that?
There's just some...
throwing bottles on him.
All right.
Is that Ian Dior or whatever's name?
I don't know who.
I think it's a random person.
I think it's a random guy.
Three, all right, swipe.
Okay, what's that?
I think that's an ad.
Oh, it's an ad, yeah, yeah.
Four, all right.
All right, go.
Go, go.
It's not that bad.
Uh-oh.
Wait a second.
This might be one.
Wait a second.
Uh-oh.
I like,
wait, hold, you're good.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
You're good.
You want your kids to have them?
Sex.
That's like a kid talk.
All right, good.
swipe all right yeah you're passing so the seven oh this is good eight that's
fighting yeah fighting late nine all right one more wait a second oh no this is a loyalty test
oh oh i'll DM your ex and say your ex is fine how'd you manage to lose that uh
okay don't do that damn there you're good you good stop stop recording wait so what uh what was your
what's your account on that you don't have an account so you can just browse
no i'm not logged into an account oh and you can just browse take that i don't know you could do that
Your low-key is fun.
Yeah, I'm loki as fuck.
Yeah.
How does it know what videos you like if you don't have an account?
I mean, it's the algorithm probably still follows like my phone and then they fucking look into my camera when I'm showering.
Or some shit.
Yeah, I found that if you share it, you get...
Yo, you know you can do that shit?
What?
Like, people can look into your camera on your phone?
No, like the...
So in the shower, I always turn it away from me.
I'm not kidding.
Oh my God.
Wait, you're what?
Your camera?
Yeah, like, if someone gets into your camera and your phone,
and they can, like, see through your camera.
So, like, if I'm in the shower and I'm just fucking balls are out.
So where's the camera?
Like, where's your phone for doing that?
I just have my screen pointed towards me.
Wait, too.
Wait.
They can use the front camera.
So you're actually like this.
Wait, are you saying that you, are you consuming content while you shower?
Dude, I don't.
They are?
They are.
I don't stop.
I don't stop.
You don't stop consuming content.
What the fuck?
If I just, I watch, I watch videos in the shower.
You watch videos in the shower.
Yeah, why not?
Like YouTube videos and TikTok.
I'll listen.
It's like watching it, it's like watching it in the bath.
Like if you take a bath?
You take a bath?
I haven't had a lesson.
I haven't had a bath and I can't, I really can't remember the last time I took a bath.
You know you're down bad when you take a hotel bath.
You took a hotel.
I just, when did you take a hotel back?
Dude, dude, you don't know what people throw on the floors in those showers.
Or spill.
Do you remember what?
when I think about that bad.
Yo!
I fucking...
Seth went rogue one night.
Where was this at?
L.A.?
Oh, it was for the face shoot, right?
Was it for the face shoot?
Was it the face shoot?
No way I was that fucked up and I won the one of you on the next day.
No, no, no.
No way.
Why was Blake there?
Blake and Nick room together.
I don't know.
Okay, whatever.
What happened?
I just threw up in the shower, all in the shower.
all over it
When you know what's that's drunk
He repeats stuff
Yeah
Like over and over
He he was like
He was like
Yo Davis
Don't go in the shower man
And I was
And I was laying down
Like what?
He was like
Dude trust me
Don't go in the shower
You didn't
You didn't open the phone
The thing
Don't go in the shower
It was one of the graded ones
It was fuck
Oh
We left
We left in our
I was saying.
Oh, so you're in the shower?
Still in the shower.
It was.
Didn't shower.
Fuck.
I didn't shower because he told me not to go to the shower.
He couldn't go in there.
Yeah, that would scare me.
He could not go in there.
Oh, the smell alone would be like,
dude bad.
And I,
because puk,
puke has a certain kind of smell.
Oh, yeah.
It's not,
and it's gross.
And you can tell that it's puke.
And maybe it's the acid from your stomach or what,
but there's a very distinct puke.
Sorry if you're eating.
Yeah.
Okay, let's move on to that because.
Yeah, sorry if you're eating.
Although,
although,
Bro, that shit was just so fun.
I read the comments on the poop talk
and it wasn't poop talk.
No one cared.
Well, people know I hate poop talk.
Yeah, you do, yeah, yeah.
I can't stand talking about that.
I can talk about shit all day.
I just hit throw up.
Okay, let's get off.
Sorry, sorry.
I was just going to say,
I go back into it.
Let's get off it.
No, okay, well.
Get away from it.
Don't bring it up.
Okay, I'm done.
So anyway, we were talking about intros.
What was your intro?
First out of the day?
Oh, damn.
How did you?
Well, first shot of the day I loved.
Yeah.
but that was a that was like a second or third or fourth iteration i tried some stuff like during
optic intel yeah and it was just not good no what was it that's when i was like i don't really
cringe it myself too often even though a lot of other people do which i'm fine with but that that
that one hurts remember when little dicky used to do this thing was like my name is like oh yo it's
little dicky aka and then he would say something else yeah yeah i tried something like that
at one point and that didn't work out didn't it didn't work out you know it's a hitch but you can call me
and then I would say something different every time.
I liked first shot of the day.
First shot of the day was nice.
I like that one.
You know who had a really good one?
Krim, when he's like the Tasmanian.
Oh, yeah, he'd come up with it.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Maybe that's where I got it from too.
Damn.
Yeah, that was good.
I went through fucking like 19.
It depended too on also the show that I was doing.
If it was top five kill camps of the week, I would do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I try it a little bit.
And then like the Good morning.
Good morning.
No, because I'm not on my way to the scuff house.
So now...
Damn.
Yeah.
We've been at it like crack addicts for a long time.
I was thinking about it like a couple nights ago.
Like our...
Well, my life, our lives, I guess.
Dude, we...
We had some crazy shit.
Like, those two houses?
Well, you didn't live in $6.50, right?
24 hours.
24 hours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But those two houses were...
They didn't qualify for the...
Well, no.
Do you think you qualify for that?
Yeah?
Yeah, no, I think I do.
I mean, that's a, you'd have to take a poll from the people in the house,
and they're all going to say yes, so you might as well not take it.
Anyway, go ahead.
I was going to say, yeah, there's, it's been crazy, man.
The craziest one was when the, the craziest one was when the, the scoff house used to flood in the basement.
Yeah.
And then we used to call the, what are they called, the plumbers?
Plumbers.
And one of the plumbers had to take a shit.
And obviously, because it was y'all that was.
living there.
There was no toilet paper in that bathroom.
So he, and I think your mom was visiting.
But this dude, this fucking maniac,
wiped his ass with a hand towel and flushed the hand towel.
What?
That's a fucking plumber.
Think about this.
So we had to call a different plumber.
And the plumber came back and he's like, it's this.
And I'm like, okay, well, I know my boys are dirty,
but they would never wipe their ass with a towel.
Maybe a sock in the wild.
He said he tried to blame it on us?
No, he didn't.
Somebody did and I'm like it was a fucking plumber that has to take a shit back there.
That's disgusting.
Anyway, move on from the shit talk, Seth.
Dude, that's fucking foul.
Shit talk.
I mean, I guess if you're in a pinch though.
Yo, whenever you guys moved into 60-50, this might be personal, but like, what was your financial situation like?
No money.
No money?
No.
What?
I just graduated high school.
Yeah, I know, but I didn't know.
You think I was balling?
I mean, I probably had like, I probably had.
I probably have...
I went to the viewership
a couple weeks.
I know when I got there,
you guys were bawling
because the first day I got there,
oh my God.
The first day I moved in that house,
like when we just started to me in AW,
I literally walk in and where my setup was,
it was like right to the right,
like in that living room.
There was literally a check on like a,
like thrown into like a stack of papers.
It was a check for you and Nate
about like what you guys,
when you guys did like the AW streams
at the start of the year.
How much was there?
40K.
Just like just sitting there.
I was like,
and it was just like thrown under some like magazines.
I was like what the fuck?
It was like a W.
That's like like where is it?
He's trying to catch it now.
He 100% cashed it.
You guys did a stream on for MLGLTV?
Yeah.
It was a sort of like a prestige thing or some show up.
It might be like the it.
It was just like casually next to some more.
It may have been like one of those.
That was way that was like that was years and years and years down the line.
That was not when we first moved in, I did not have money.
I was out of high school.
Yeah.
I won like a couple $2,500 tournaments.
I probably had like, I probably had maybe like five, five to ten grand.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Back then it was like, it was weird.
Like, from my perspective, we were making as, like, I remember hitting up Duncan from scuff and saying,
you got, you got to give us more than $400 a month.
Bump it up to $1,600, which is what.
$400 a month from scuff.
Now think about that now.
I mean, that's crazy.
Well, they had to, I mean, obviously, we helped build that business to where they were able to pay what they pay now.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Just think about that now.
Yeah.
Like scuff is now huge.
Imagine if we would have said, you know what, Duncan?
Fuck this, mate.
We all want ownership.
Just a little percent.
Two and a half here, two and a half there.
Two and a half there.
And he wasn't going to say no.
Nobody was thinking like that back then.
No, I sure as fuck wasn't.
Damn.
I can only imagine.
I can only imagine how.
We fumbled that shit.
Just imagine how unfair life was.
Life would have been for everybody else if we were mega smart businessman from the beginning.
AKA douchebags.
That too.
Yeah.
That's what mega smart businessmen.
Yeah.
Well, we were just talking about it, right?
There wasn't like that much paper coming in.
And it actually sort of the house sort of kick started that, that wave.
Definitely in the call a duty scene.
Yeah, because I remember, I remember like the first time that we went, we went live, these guys went live.
like it was one two three four spots murk big timer him and him uh at the number one spot of twitch
and that never happened ever they had never happened up until that point there was no call of duty
that had ever been at the number at the number one spot in that so it was like blackups you all
moved in wait so blackups two releases you guys win chicago then you move in right after that no they
were already moved in we announced after oh okay or set was still moving i don't remember man
that was jesus that was so long ago which which which does
It doesn't feel that far back though.
Like I don't, any time that I have a memory about those days, I don't feel like they were like a decade ago.
That's how I feel.
I feel like the scuff house was like a couple years ago.
Shit was damn near like almost a decade ago.
Yeah.
McAlpin or 6050?
Well, my 6050 was a decade ago.
Yeah.
2014.
That's just crazy.
So like, so yeah, starting next year, because McAlpin is 10 years, 10 years old.
That shit is.
10 years.
Yeah.
I'm, yeah.
That's insane.
I have a 12 year old kid.
She's about to be a teenager.
That's fucking wild to me.
I have a kid.
Me?
Who gave me that responsibility?
Well, you always say, I have 20 kids.
I do.
When am I going to focus on me?
I have 20 kids.
I tell them all the time.
I'm like, you're holding me back.
Yeah, it's, it is wild.
I mean, time flies when you're having.
fun time flies when there's like
no level of like
boredness I think time just flies
I think time yeah time just flies
and it only gets faster have you ever seen the movie
arrival or what's the other one
interstellar would you say the older you get
the faster time has been going by
100% that's fucking horrifying yeah it is
yeah I just feel like I feel like dude
do you all do you all get like whenever you get nostalgic
of like whenever you were a kid like you hear
like a or you watch like a TV show or you like see like a old
video game do you all get like a pain
is it painful a little bit
No?
No.
Me neither.
Fearness down,
if I see like a fruit roll-up even.
Just be like,
damn.
Damn, those are the days.
They just retired the chaco taco taco.
Saw that.
They retired it?
Yeah,
they're no longer gonna make it.
And I think that they're no longer gonna make it.
They're still making sushi cues and all that other shit.
The reason that no one's making the chocolate is because nobody was fucking buying it.
So everybody is fucking complaining or crying.
Yeah,
those are posers.
Yeah.
I did see a...
Same with Dunkeroo's.
People were pissed when don't goos left.
That the kangaroo thing?
Is it a kangaroo for an emblem?
The shoes?
Dunkaroos.
The dunkerroos, yeah.
The roos, yeah.
That's what the roo was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a kangaroo cookie.
Oh, it's a kangaroo cookie.
You're one of the posers.
Poser.
He was like, kangaroo.
I was like, yeah, what do you think is called Roo?
What the fuck?
That's a Dunkeroo.
Yeah, yeah.
And it has like icing and shit?
I didn't see that.
Right, bad.
Yeah, no, dunkerooes went crazy.
No, dunker was, so fire.
When you said dunkerous, I pictured the shirkeroo's, I pictured the
shoe rues, the kangaroo shoes.
Wait, they discontinued dunkeros?
No, they just came back a couple years ago.
Oh, so you can still buy them.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember a time where Twinkies were about to disappear.
And at the time I was working with, Judah and I were working with this girl whose grandparents
started Twinkies.
What?
Yeah.
What are their names?
Twinkie?
Is Twinkie named after their name?
I have no idea.
Imagine if that was the thing.
No, Twinkie means like twins, right?
Like Twinkie does it?
I think so.
Yeah, I'm almost certainly positive that that is the thing.
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So Face Clan launches a phase subs as a virtual restaurant business on DoorDash.
Click on that.
Like Mr. Beast Burger?
Like Mr. Beast Burger.
I love that.
Phase subs.
I like it.
I think it's dope.
The second that Mr. Beast launched the burgers, I'm like, why haven't I launched my tacos?
I was about to say.
It's got to be taco time.
The taco time.
I mean, I don't know what we're called.
Don Hector's?
I mean, I don't know what I would call.
Bro, that's what we should do.
We should fuck.
We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we love tacos.
We should make a fucking taco chain, dude.
Imagine that is the next, that's next, bro.
That's next.
It's next.
We have to make a taco chain and it can't be no shit tacos.
Like, authentic street tacos, cilantro, good meat, onion, fire salsa,
lime, good tortilla.
Damn.
I'm, dude, you just made me so hungry.
Linguas.
Do you hear that Mexicans?
Bro.
He said Lingu, he's down.
Bro.
And then how?
Is it, is it, how quickly do you eat the Tocco?
How, you have to eat them quick?
Yeah.
Because they get slimy.
They get slimy and chewy.
Be like making out with a cow.
Ooh, yeah.
When they get cold, they're gross.
Yeah.
Dude, we should actually do that.
We're one.
There's no doubt in my mind.
But not like a virtual one.
Like, I want like a physical change.
chain. So what does this mean?
Virtual. Like, what do you mean virtual? So this
what? Like, so they
source their business to other
restaurants that are already operational.
Oh, like Mr. Beasts. Yeah, like it's exactly.
I'm assuming I mean, I... It's exactly, yeah.
That's what same way and it is. So they just
have different restaurants do the work for them and then
they just throw phase on it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
That's good. I mean, I, I, again,
when Mr. Bees launched that immediately, I'm like, wow,
we should do a taco one. Um,
dude, that sounds like so good.
Yeah. Stop. Can you school away?
Let me ask you something.
Yesterday, yesterday you told me that you weighed 221 pounds.
Dude, whoa, whoa.
What?
Just exposing?
You said, you talked about the tanking, the dipping of the tank.
For the record, it wasn't that the skin would fit me.
I was just like, why, like, fuck y'all camera production people.
I just want to see us get hurt and wet.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, the tank.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it wasn't because I did.
Oh, look at some of the way.
That's actually dope.
Look at some of their subnames.
They have a hot.
drop.
They have touch grass.
Touch grass is good.
Yeah.
And even a unique phase sauce.
Every, it's a gaming culture.
Every option into the organizations and broader gaming culture.
That's pretty cool.
But I'm Matt, Dore.
But yeah, I mean, look, congratulations.
Let's take a moment and congratulate my man, Phase Rug for his ascension to where he's
at today.
Yeah, like, shout out that, dude.
Good, good, good human.
Good guy.
Good thing.
Good guy.
I mean that other, the other YouTuber, Ryan, uh, Treyhand, is that his name, Treyhand?
Dude, that dude is murdering.
Yeah?
What does he do?
Murdering.
Uh, he started, I think, I think he was, um, like, uh.
Matt knows for sure who he is.
I think, I think he was, not taught my, I think he was, like, helped by Mr. Beast a little bit.
Not like, just like, as far as, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, look, look, look, look,
yeah, look at, look at, I used to watch a lot of, a lot of his videos were popping up on, like,
the trending pages and stuff.
and then he started doing this series
I haven't even watched any of the series
but he started uploading every single day
yeah
97 million views
what does it what does he do
he uh it's like a
sort of like vlogging but more of like
challenge style videos so
he did a video where
he stayed in VR for 10 days straight
so all he didn't take off his VR headset for 10 days
is that a real thing though
I spent 100 days in the metaverse but I don't think it was actually
100 days I think it was something else
Yeah, Tesla autopilot for 24 hours
And like literally just just
Just me and Brandon actually watched that one
Did you?
We didn't know this was the kid
But yeah, because we were wondering how like autopiloty they are
And we were looking all the thumbnails
And they're all like literally just like sleep
And shit
Was he actually asleep for 20?
Like was you not like
Some of them like
You can't like you can't go to bed
Like you have to have your hands like on the wheel
And touch it every now and then
But they know you're not like actually like a sleep
I'm objecting did you pulled up in a red light
Or like you're on the highway
That video, that video overnight
overnight in the world's lonely of the house.
There are a political idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Let's him laugh.
Yeah, what's him laugh.
Yeah, the video overnight in the world's
loneliest house, that's the first one I saw of him.
And it's like, I've, I've seen pictures of that house.
You know what I mean?
It's like that island with just a house.
Yeah.
And like, I didn't know the story of it and he went to it.
Like he, it's like crazy to get there.
Like you have to, you have to like, it's like owned by these two guys.
and you have to...
How often does he upload?
Like once a month?
Well, before he started doing this like daily upload thing,
I think it was like once...
Is he doing...
He's that?
Three weeks ago, three weeks ago, three...
How do you get food to that house?
You have to...
You have to ship it there.
Or you have to like...
You have to go to town.
On a ship.
Not ship it there, but like go on a...
What about a...
That'd be scary.
But what about like...
Couldn't you just bring your own food?
So I was thinking...
I was thinking of a concept for a new show
because I love vlogging and I appreciate what the insight that it gives the, you know, the people that watch us.
But I was thinking that like, you know, what if I did an interview or just hung out with people, right?
I say to you, Matt, Matt, this weekend, we're going to leave at 5 p.m.
We're going to go to Toby.
What, what happened?
What?
What is just started.
2.5 million stops.
I'm still, year 10.
He went viral.
Yeah, he, I mean, the definition of viral now is insane, right?
because it's the V right there
just like
Yeah
So I was thinking Matt
We leave this Friday
And I'm the theoretical right
We leave this Friday
We get to the place where we're going to be at
We're going to camp out for the night
And then we're going to wake up in the morning
We're going to go fishing
And then we'll be back by you know
12 whatever
But it would be like an actual
We have to survive in the wild
For a night
You'll have your own tent
I'll have my own tent
If we get into a fight with a wild boar
Or some tigers
And that's what happens
Zip it up
Yeah
You say you're down
Would you be down for that
You're down
You're an outdoors guy
Would you be down for that?
He's like
He's like
He's like
You're an outdoors guy
Like
What do you mean
Outdoors guy
I've been fishing once
You saw I committed him to it
And I moved on immediately
Would you do that?
Would you be down
And I looked over
And I looked over
It says just
Would you be down?
Would I be down to go into the wilderness for one night?
Just one night and then fishing there.
If we have a tent?
No.
If we're like naked and afraid.
No.
If we're like naked and afraid.
No.
It's like what?
Yeah, what's the point of that?
What is this going?
Yeah, calm down with that show.
Naked and afraid.
It's a very, very popular competition show.
It's only popular because they're naked.
Like someone would like to just take all their clothes off.
I think we should do that.
Obviously, we would be completely separated.
do it individually, but just uncensored.
Yeah.
Just fully be naked.
Oh, no.
Just.
No?
No.
You don't think that'd go viral?
No, it would.
But for the wrong reasons.
You know what I'm a naked camping trip?
Yeah, I'll take care.
That would get views.
It would get views.
Are we thinking of getting views here?
I'm thinking, you know?
Yeah.
I like what your head's at.
I'm good.
If I censored myself, I would just make it really
long.
Like Borat?
But it would be a completely lie.
Bruno?
Yeah, it'd be a complete lie though.
Is this from your waist to your kneecap?
Yes.
And I'd have it swing.
Like, what?
I would completely fool
everybody.
Yeah.
They'd have no idea.
So, wait, hold on, hold on.
What is naked and afraid?
Okay.
So naked?
And they're afraid.
So naked and afraid is a show.
It's a competition show like
Survivor?
Yeah, like Survivor.
of sorts, but essentially what it is is that you drop
off humans naked into
an area and they have to be able to survive.
They are paired with
is it a man and a woman every single time?
It's a girl like, I think. Yeah, usually a man
and a woman. Do they know each other?
No, they don't. They're strangers.
They're strangers. The first and seconds. The first
and seconds is like, all right. The first ten seconds.
It's like, hey, I'll get
the firewood, you fish?
No way, bro. I get the firewood.
I just
What the fuck?
Do you think they've ever, you know?
Yeah.
Of course, right, Matt?
They've slept.
But they're dirty and stinky.
Look it up.
You're gonna have naked and afraid sex.
It's gotta be gay.
No, don't.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He was typing.
Look up sex naked and afraid.
It's got to be on day one, right?
Anything after day one, it's just gross.
Matt, I do want you to look up whether or not they've slept together or not.
Yeah, I was, I was talking with Blake and George about this.
How long of a time, how long do you think it would, like, like, like,
like realistically take if you like if say like the scuff house yeah or 60 50 for for all of you guys
to always be naked before it wasn't weird anymore oh okay repeat that question okay so in my in my
scenario i asked blake and george like if we live together the three of us live together how long
do you think it would take for if we were just always naked in in the house how long would it
take before it wasn't weird anymore so think about that from 60 50 i was just picturing like
Seth coming into my room with like a box of Garibald his cookies
but he's naked and he's like, do you want me?
And I'm just like, taking me about a month to get there.
To get there.
I think, like said, three months.
I think maybe three months is, because after three months,
you've seen, it depends how often you're seeing someone.
They're close.
I mean, three months, that's not really tight.
I said one month.
Yeah, one month.
It's really tight.
It'd be weird to see Will after a while because you only see Will like once every
couple months.
I don't think I don't think I'd ever get used to it.
Eventually you would get used to it.
I don't think I could get used to it.
I don't think I could gauge that.
No, of course.
I wouldn't be able to lead you the same.
What do you mean?
After four months of seeing me naked,
it wouldn't be like,
oh no.
But my brain wouldn't be able to like rewire.
I couldn't rewire for that.
It would if you were naked.
I couldn't rewire for that.
I think it's more about how long before you're comfortable
walking around just like long swinging.
I'd be comfortable.
I'd be comfortable. I mean.
I'm from the 90s.
We'd shower in showers together.
You guys?
at the gym.
In gym class.
What do you mean?
Like a gym class.
I know.
The bathroom's only got doors.
Yeah, where did you go?
Yeah.
You guys never shot together?
No, you did actually.
Yeah, you're based on.
Yeah.
Sports.
Yeah.
I never showered with anyone in sports.
Really?
When people say that, I'm like, win.
We had like one shower and it had like.
The different heads.
Yeah, like 16 shower heads and there were just be dudes.
Just showering?
Just dudes.
Yeah, everywhere.
See, I never did that.
That was.
I played a lot of sports and I never did that.
Same.
Tell me about it.
Anyway, I don't know.
It is, it's, I don't think that I could ever get used to it.
I mean, I would have to at some point.
I would just be like, fuck it, man.
I don't know.
I don't know how long.
You would eventually get used to it.
Of course.
100% you would get used to it.
Their question is, I wonder.
No one has ever admitted to hooking up on naked and afraid.
Okay.
They're liars, they're liars.
They're liars.
They're liars.
They're stinky lies.
Stinky, they're literally stings.
They're literally stings.
Sex is really the last thing on your mind.
That's probably very true, though.
That's probably very true.
No offense, but I'm pretty sure that that was said.
You're dirty.
You're hungry.
You're tired.
Who said that?
Anything.
I just want to be clear, okay?
I didn't.
I said set a woman, right?
Because as a man, there's no shot that you don't think about it like every, like, I don't know.
That's bad to be said.
You're, you're thinking of it from our perspective, uh, clothes and,
Not afraid.
You're getting, you're under like a thunderstorm.
They are naked.
You're under a thunderstorm.
You're going to land on your little shit bed that you made.
Not afraid at the moment.
They're not afraid.
They're naked.
They're naked and afraid.
And afraid.
They're getting.
They're getting cuts.
Mosquito bites.
They're dirty.
You're telling me that they're not naked and horny.
Actually,
maybe you're right.
That's a bad.
That's a bad picture to show.
So right here, look, especially during the late cold nights when some have cozied up to
each other for warmth.
Sure, Jan
I don't know
I don't know where they're staying though
Because like if you're in like some extreme ass area
Bro you might not even be thinking about it
You might actually be thinking about survival
Dude you know who was in one of these
Hutch
No that would be funny
You know who was in one of these though
One of the competitors that competed with me
And Tommy in the controller back when
Way back when
You know what I'm talking about the controller?
Yeah I don't remember his name
But he went from doing the controller with us
To go in into naked and afraid
And he had to weird little switch up
He had to be lifted out because they landed in some tropical ass island and every inch of his body got sunburned.
Every inch of his body got sunburned.
He said.
He had to be airlifted out.
That's a painful airlift.
Yeah, bro.
Imagine.
Bro, he was like literally, he could not sit down.
He could not.
Every time he moved, just to me, you felt sunburned before.
Now, imagine feeling sunburned like on your taint.
Can't even lay down.
You can't even stand up.
You can't do anything.
Something's always touching something.
I've been sunburn.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Bring that up.
Bring that out. That's him. Right here.
That's him?
Yeah, that's him. What's his name?
Oh, my God. He looks so sunburn.
Oh, my God. He looks bad.
What's his name?
He looks like his taints burn.
Jonathan. Yeah, that's our boy right there.
How did he get a shot out, Jonathan?
Damn.
Bro, click on the left one.
Wait, the left one. Yeah, click that.
Make that big.
Oh, my God.
I mean, we get the law.
Bro, look how that lobster.
Damn. So sunburn.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
He looks like a.
Lobster.
Bro.
That was you just said.
I think he just said that.
Dude.
There's like a tomato.
Yeah, dude.
It was crazy.
And they came in like fucking fourth place.
No offense.
Not in this one.
In this one he got airlifted.
So he got like last.
Do they get money for like a lot of days?
It's like a million dollars.
You get a bunch.
A million?
Wait, how much do you win, Matt?
I don't want to talk shit.
I know for a fact that Rodger has already thought about doing a show kind of like this.
No.
I mean, it depends how remote the location that you're going to.
For a second.
Like what area would you feel the most confident in surviving in?
Like rainforests like the hex quarters.
Damn.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
I mean Antarctica.
That's a very good question.
You can't survive in Antarctica.
I'm not going to the Amazon.
I don't want to go to a desert.
I don't want to go to an Arctic place.
I can't survive in the ocean.
Like I'm pretty much useless.
I mean, what biom would you?
What biome would you survive?
What would you survive?
What terrarium would I want?
Like, could you survive?
in like the swamps, I could not do
the swamps, bro.
No, dude, I just, I couldn't do the
swamps. I just saw some, some,
imagine the spiders and the spookings.
Killing a dude.
I don't know what I would go to, bro.
Wait, what? There's no actual
cash prize, tarantulas?
Fuck, rainforest.
Cessing's a right.
Although there's no actual cash
prize for winning the show,
the contestants are compensated for their time.
$5,000 in cash.
Okay.
$5,000?
They're just trying to be on TV, hopefully
get discovered.
Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
It's also like an exposure thing too.
They get be on TV.
$5,000.
Yeah, right.
They're being exposed.
Yeah, right.
Literally being exposed.
That's insane.
But listen, this is what a, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Some people were you, wait, some people were, you know, made to be CEOs of companies.
So some of them apparently already have money and they're just doing it to see if they can do it.
So I bet you people think you get a million dollars just because of survival.
Oh, it's like a little company retreat.
Survivor.
Survivor.
People think that people get this.
probably makes up with Survivor and Survivor, you win a million dollars.
Yeah, and they just say, well, like, yeah, where's everyone out on Alice?
So everyone watching things.
Where's the competition?
What's the premise of Survivor?
What's the premise of Survivor?
What's Jeff Prost?
That's what I would say.
They do like challenges, I think on Survivor.
I think Survivor, I've never watched.
Outlive, outlast.
Outlive, outwit, and out last.
And they vote people off, too.
And they vote people off.
So it's not just, it's not just, it's among us.
It's, it's, uh, yeah, it's among us,
essentially, but it is all about, like,
whether or not you're able to create a manipulation,
it's a manipulation.
It's a manipulating show.
Yeah, it's a manipulation show.
Yeah, it's fucking really good.
So how do you win?
By being the last survivor.
By being the worst person.
You try to get not voted off.
Be cool with everyone, basically.
Be cool with everyone.
When it comes down to a one view one, I'm going to vote for him.
He's going to vote for me.
I don't remember.
No, there's a panel at the end.
Okay, so there's two last people at the end and everybody that got voted off the last.
I mean, everybody, everybody that is part of the show votes for you.
Everybody that is part of the show that got voted off votes for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we're still cool, right?
I didn't even vote for you.
But if you manipulate to get someone kicked off, they're not going to vote for you.
If you do it right, though, they would know.
I think it'd be a good idea for you to watch.
Can I stream watch?
Can I do a stream party on Survivor, you think?
If it's on Amazon Prime, you can.
Oh, bro, it is.
There's some.
I would love to do that because it was one of my favorite shows of all time.
I watched like 10 years of it back in the day from like, whenever it came out to
when I pretty much started doing this shit.
If it's on Amazon Prime, you can watch it on Twitch?
If it's Amazon
Like Prime video, yeah
You can do a watch party
Yeah
Like real world
Or real world road rules challenges
That was really good
Yeah
Are there like good shows on Amazon Prime?
All right
You can watch the boys on stream
I don't know if the boys
No it's too much nakedness right
See the thing is if you do a watch party
Is it show up on stream
They sign into their Amazon
And it'll pull up with you
So they'll watch the video
Like it's a show
You can't watch on the screen
You can't watch it on stream now.
But you can watch it and they can follow along with you.
So you can both press play at the same time.
Three, two.
Well, yeah, but you don't have to.
They just, they come in to right where you're at.
Yeah.
So if you're watching, like you watch Syke is one of them.
Say you're watching Syke.
Yeah.
Or I think Interstellar is one of them.
Say you're watching Interstellar.
You get like, halfway through the movie and somebody's like, oh, what's that doing?
And then it pulls up Seth's webcam and then it says, log in to Amazon Prime.
They log in.
And then boom, they're right there wherever.
Yeah, I'm not too familiar on that.
I still think that, yeah, watch a party.
So you do right there.
Yeah, see, that's what it looks like.
It auto puts up there.
It auto puts what up there?
Wow.
So like, so whatever, so Seth is in this scenario.
That guy in the top right is just streaming his webcam.
Okay.
And so he's like, hey, we're going to watch it.
What is that the boys?
Oh, so when you press play on your TV, they'll put picture and picture his camera up there?
Yeah, yeah.
You should definitely watch it.
I haven't watched it either.
Like a nine.
Really?
Like a nine and a half.
Started Entourage.
Like a nine and a half.
It's really fucking good.
Entourage is really good.
I'm surprised you haven't seen yet.
People were talking match it.
I got a bunch of texts from people that says that they cannot believe that you guys haven't watched Succession.
I think one of them said is...
Succession is the other one that people need...
That people keep telling me to watch.
Every single person I've heard gassed it is some like top dog business guy.
I swear to God, all the TikTok has seen gas in the show, it's someone with a lot of money.
He's got a suit on.
You're the only person ever heard of talk gasset.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Nah, dude, it's really fucking hilarious, man.
It's some business show, right?
Cousin Greg is one of the best characters that has ever been on camera.
It's so fucking good.
Have you all watched On The Raj?
It's so funny.
I just started it for the first time.
I haven't seen like every episode.
It's one of my favorite shows ever.
Yeah, it's really good.
Oh, that's...
The whole desk just moved.
And I didn't push it.
That's why...
Wrong.
That's why I started it.
I think your brother told me to start it.
Who my brother?
Yeah, yeah.
We were all like drinking at your place and it was on.
Oh, everybody.
everybody on everybody in the entire room started talking about entourage and I was there like
so good it's good so good yeah I haven't watched it in like a good like a good five years I think
this has been a nonsensical podcast so far no it's good I bet you this is what I be the one of the
favorite podcast yeah we're fucking all over the place right now we went from throwing up in the
shower oh don't bring it back up don't get back in that's sorry that to what the two to
naked and afraid I'm sorry survivor I watched so much survivor but
bro, like I had a ritual.
Every Thursday, I would go to Hooters and I would buy...
Dude.
What?
Every Thursday.
Every Thursday.
It's when they came out every Thursday.
I always joke with this.
I'm like, when I'm 50, I'm going to be Twin Peaks.
Getting a beer alone and, you know, just hanging out.
She loves it.
Does she love it?
Does she love that?
Does she laugh?
She laughs.
She laughs.
Does she love it?
She laughed.
It's a big difference.
What's a big difference?
Was it a laugh?
Or was that a real one?
No, she, like, loved it.
She thought it was hilarious.
Back to it.
She knows, you know.
It's true.
I'm fucked up.
Oh, that's what you were going to.
Do you, I see it now?
She understands me.
Do you think, though, that you are fucked up, or does she understand that when you are a creative
person, your brain just goes to places unimaginable?
Unimaginable is the right word.
I am creative then.
because holy shit.
No, yeah, it's creativity.
I see it in his eyes, he's a freak.
I'm a freak of nature.
Yeah, I sometimes have to turn it back
because it goes too far sometimes with me.
See, I wanted to bring this up when we were talking about it,
but whenever, like, I feel bad for IS
because when I am streaming,
after I get off stream, I come downstairs
and I am just fucking trolling.
Like, it's like an extension of troll.
Yeah.
Like, I come downstairs and I'm still on stream,
and it is just, just to deal with it.
Does she give you five gifted?
like every time you make a good joke.
So you're just like making...
I wish.
Like making jokes and stuff?
I love fun.
Dude, I can only imagine.
Oh, it's bad.
Because I'll hear, I used to hear him like get up
and like screams would be done.
He would start walking away.
It sounded like you get on all fours
before he even left his room.
And he'd be like,
is it now?
I'm like, oh my God.
Oh, it's bad.
No, that's not, that's not good.
No, it's only good.
You just kind of like, just like,
fuck with her?
Like, mess with her?
Yeah.
It's like he was trying hard all days.
Then he's got his trolly side
that just can't wait to come out.
I can't.
I can't contain it anymore.
I have to be serious for seven hours straight.
Be serious?
Oh, jeez.
Now that I'm thinking about it,
do you know how to start a fire?
With a lighter?
No, just like start a fire from wood.
Yeah, you need tinder,
you need a piece of wood, and you need a chisel.
Pretty good answer.
And then you have to get the spark,
and then once it starts like heating,
then you blow on it.
Like a little birds nest?
Yep.
You need Tinder.
Do you feel a couple?
confident that you'd be able to do that.
No, no, I couldn't do it.
I would not, you couldn't, I couldn't do it.
No, I mean, definitely not with those hands, right?
If you threw me outside and took away my phone, I'd probably die.
I would probably die too.
Like, it doesn't even have to be in the woods.
It could be on Main Street.
Really?
Yeah.
No.
Would you, do you think that, all right, let's say, let's say we do a, a, how do you
say a home deprived?
Live off the land video?
Yeah.
No, I mean, let's, let's say, if, if, if,
I don't want to say homeless because obviously, you know,
but if I said you gotta start with nothing today.
No technology.
No technology.
Just you're gonna be as if you had no home,
no cash, no way to eating.
Would you be able to do it?
I say yes.
For how long?
Just one day.
For one day?
No, I'm not saying,
but you have to complete the challenge.
It's like you have to get food to get you.
You have to make food.
You have to get food.
Start a fire.
No, and I'm talking about in the city,
in the middle of the city.
Would you be able to, yeah.
Yeah.
Like you'd have to pedal for money
get food and all that shit.
It would be disgusting, but I'd reach right into that trash can.
Would you?
I feel like I could manipulate somebody outside of like a subway.
Find a piece of pizza that doesn't look as eaten and eaten.
Well, cheese is mold, so you're good there, but the bread might be stale.
You would rip it away from that rat that was eating in?
Give me that shit rat.
You eat it?
No.
The reason I ask that is because I'm not really, I mean, I'm a germaphobe, but like, I mean, if it's life or death.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The reason I asked that is because I went into a restaurant, and while I was waiting for my order,
while I was waiting to be seated
some dude walks in, looks at a couple
of bags and grabs a bag and leaves.
Not a single one of the workers
verified or whether or not that DoorDash guy
was a DoorDash guy. So I'm thinking to myself
I'm like, I would just fucking be
king scam out there. I would walk in
pretend that I'm the Uber
I'd have a little black
cardboard thing that looks like this. I race it up real quick
and grab my shit and leave. That's what I would do.
You could definitely get away with that. They don't give
a fuck. I'm sure it's happened.
A gazillion time.
Think about it.
They already...
I just camp outside the fucking HQ.
You said Brandon?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You could also do that.
You open it as just coffee.
You're just like, fuck, I'm not eating this shit.
One week until champs, Seth.
Obviously, thank you for allowing some of your hours to come towards content.
Thank you, man.
Certainly appreciate that.
Three videos today.
Champs is in a week.
Chapses in a week.
Three videos today.
Okay.
Well, that being said, there's a blackout.
There's a blackout.
starting Wednesday.
No, there isn't.
I have content
tomorrow and Thursday.
Dang.
Starting Wednesday.
Not anymore.
Huh?
I said starting Wednesday afternoon
there's a blackout
there's a blackout of content
for until champs.
What do you mean?
Until champs?
We have this week
we leave next Tuesday.
Do you think that these content days
are potentially
making your performance
of champs worse?
Maybe?
No.
Food for thought.
Food for thought.
I mean, it could affect
practice if I have to wake up earlier
and I'm not as all there.
I'm saying that you should cancel
his content.
See, when you put it like that, it makes a little bit of sense.
Because I only slept six hours last night.
He's got a week until chance.
And then put it as a bullet point to rub it in his face.
I only slept six hours last night.
And my normal schedule, I usually wake up for like 10.
Yeah.
So I usually get like seven, seven hours-ish.
Yeah.
But today, six hours had to wake up.
To that, I say something along the lines of, well, Matt, give me that box, please.
Max, so what I was saying is that, maybe get some sleep.
Maybe don't watch that extra show.
don't eat those.
I can't sleep though.
What, what do you mean?
Have you ever heard of?
I'm on a circadian rhythm.
Go on.
Matt, just come.
Yeah, bring the shit.
Bring me that with a knife.
You think I can just fucking sleep
when I want?
I'm a fucking machine.
Wait, what word did you just say?
I wake up at 10.
Can't argue with that.
Circadian rhythm, your rhythm of sleep,
the sun comes up.
I, I, I don't know.
It was a real thing.
Yeah, I've never heard of the circarium
twisty method.
Yeah. Circadian rhythm is a natural internal process that regulates the sleep wake cycle.
God, you guys are dumb.
Is it the first time that you googled that?
That is not the first time you googled that.
I know a lot about everything that's not relevant.
That's pretty true.
Anything that has nothing to do with anything important, I probably know.
You do surprise me sometimes.
I'm like fellow.
Like when you figure out the DOM points so easily, I'm just like, why does your brain work like that?
You're just like, now we get in the hill for two seconds.
I'm good at arithmetic.
I can test B for three seconds.
You throw a cosine or a sign and tangent in that shit?
I fucking go.
I don't know what's going on.
What's your sleeping schedule like nowadays?
Pretty much same as what he just said.
Yeah.
Well, when I have content days.
It's really annoying.
In situations like that, again, I do, I do, look, I've,
this is something that we've struggled from the beginning of time, right?
Like, finding the balance between, you know,
allowing you guys to get the best practice possible
and not interfering with that, but also obviously the importance of content and, you know, what...
I think we're the only organ in the world where our content creators are professional players.
Yeah, but that was like, that wasn't by accident, right?
I never thought about that.
Well, no, it wasn't by accident.
We are the perfect hybrid and that's what allowed us to get ahead of the game early on.
We're like the Indominious Rex.
Yes.
You saw that I bought, I bought the...
Don't put your knife at him like that.
Yeah.
Did you watch it yet?
No.
I started to...
We were gunned a couple nights ago, but...
Oh, my God.
The new one.
Yeah.
We started it and we stopped it.
Oh, we stopped it.
Yeah, no, I had a 30% and it kind of like...
Dude.
Yeah.
So far, I haven't seen any...
No way, Chris Pratt, he finally missed?
I can't believe that they even...
Chris Pratt, it's been like...
It's been a while since he missed.
Got complacent. It happens to everyone.
It was a good eight years.
I mean, it's not like he wrote the movie.
What?
I was hoping you'd agree.
I knew that this is what it was.
You got complacent.
It happens.
What is it happened?
I was hoping you just be like, yeah?
It does happen.
I mean, it does happen.
It's human nature.
Dude, you know what's going to be...
Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
Who is that?
No fucking what.
Is that the prototype?
That is the prototype.
Hell yeah.
Can I wear that?
You can wear that, yeah.
Are we showing?
Show it, show it.
So this is, this is, uh, optic day.
That goes hard, yeah, that's great.
Let's show up the back.
Okay.
I call that one.
Uh, there's, uh, anyway, this is...
All right, cool.
We'll show this.
We'll show the back.
on the membership extra 30 minutes of the podcast.
Yeah,
I mean, you kind of show them.
Wait, so this is the, are we in the back nine right now?
No, I don't think so.
Not yet.
Matt'll tell us when.
Say it again, Matt?
Yeah.
It's not an extra 30.
Oh, thank God.
I thought the podcast's only 30 minutes long right there.
I was like, wait, what the fuck?
There's no way, let me talk to me.
No, because we, I know, me either.
What the fuck?
Like, no way that's the thing.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's going to do it for this episode of the podcast.
Episode number 84 has come to an end.
A huge shout out again to,
who factor and manscaped.
We are going to be launching our membership program today.
As you guys are watching it,
if you go to the first link in the description,
which is nation.opdigaming.com slash early access.
It's going to be the,
there's going to be obviously certain iterations of this.
It is crazy, right?
There's going to be certain iterations of the membership program.
And look, I can read a whole bunch of things here
that are going to entice you to do it,
but just know this.
If you join, you are going to have access.
Everything that I've been wanting to do for the past,
past three years that have been unable to do because of obstacles here and there, we are going
to be able to execute on this.
To give you an example of one thing that we came up with yesterday is the fact that the
Shanil Hooty, which is never going to be released ever again, you know which one, the
Chanel Hooty with the optic in the back and that.
Everybody knows what's up.
We are releasing a very special color way, having decided whether it's going to be a maroon
one or a blue one or a blue.
Anyway, it's going to be.
Baby blue would go nasty.
Baby Blue would go nasty as the one that I liked the most of them,
but only members of the program are going to be able to get that.
So go ahead.
And again, the content that we're creating, the extra content is an investment that we're doing as a company into this thing.
So please, we're giving obviously every single person that works for Optic as a creator or as a professional player
the ability to make money off of that as well.
So you guys will also look, I'm just looking to allow more people to monetize the ability that they get to do with their brand.
We'll have more in store, but for now, go ahead, go find out, go do the research.
If it's not for you, it's not for you.
No hard feelings.
There's a free option.
There's a paid option.
But again, it's something that I've wanted to do for a very long time.
I'm hoping to get to the level to where we will be able to print as many of those little figurines as we can as part of the program.
I think it would be a good idea.
Anyway, we'll see you guys next time.
Good.
Bye.
