OpTic Podcast - SCUMP LEAKS THE 2024 OpTic TEXAS ROSTER | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 130
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Now, parrots are crazy.
Mark?
No, I wouldn't want to talk.
Mark?
I don't want it to talk.
Mark?
Mark?
Yeah, I don't want to talk.
No talking.
Then you get a chatterbox and he just doesn't shut up.
Yeah.
Like, bro, we're not going to sit here.
Are you?
Oh, dude.
In high school?
Real shit.
Welcome back.
We have taken a, we have not taken a week off.
I just wasn't here last week.
We were here.
How was the pod last week?
Good.
All right.
Episode 130.
It was, it was, it was me.
Me, Zinny, Roger, and Nick.
Yeah, because I got sick.
How'd Roger perform?
Good.
Yeah, he's natural.
Good for him.
He was on his lap.
He had his laptop out looking like he was looking at shit.
Yeah, he fake works all the time.
He wasn't looking at it.
Yeah, he wasn't working at anything.
All right.
Episode 130 presented by prize picks.
I talked to Zinn before hopping on the podcast and he said the whole time today,
all he wants to talk about is Rostermania.
I've talked about enough Rasterman.
That's all he wants to talk.
talk about the whole pod.
It's all I want to talk about.
It's, uh,
yeah,
no.
Okay,
so I'm guessing you guys have been talking about it nonstop.
Yeah,
I mean,
how can you know?
Every time there's a tweet,
oh my God,
J-CAP tweet,
scrap tweet,
inside tweet.
We're doing like,
we've been doing like,
the first hour to an hour and a half
is usually like bullshitting
and then roster mania stuff
and then we'll play only up
and then we played a duo game.
A way out.
Oh,
did you all finish it?
Yeah.
It's so good.
Oh yeah.
And I didn't,
whenever we first,
started playing it I was like what the fuck who won he he did dude the fucking rat bastard
come on man I mean Zinny couldn't shoot straight yeah no he had high ground dude you know he
he like locks in his shit dude even the many games like when it's like tap square he would like
put his controller on the table and like oh yeah I was trying hard like five gifted come on
did y'all do the the basketball shit the little basketball games and stuff yeah yeah
I smoked him in what I smoke you on um I beat you in
connect for you beat me in that weird uh jumping ball game me in horseshoes oh yeah i think that's the only
thing you beat me in nah those horseshoes y'all should play um now you should play the other game and
balancing the wheelchair oh yeah balancing the wheel what's it what's the game where their marriage is broken
and they it's the same thing it takes two it takes two if y'all play that's next that's so good
you know it's one of the best experiences i've ever played it's like uh it's like a it's like
cartoony right isn't it's like a yeah but it's it's 10 times smoother than a way out
Really? Like it feels like you're like actually playing like a AAA game rather than a way out the way out's really good
But he's got set it up right now Zinney's interests may have been peaked right
It's good it's gonna have to run that
It's saved the it saved the Lexus and that that was that was that was that was that was maybe that's why it takes you that in Minecraft yeah
Hell yeah um okay so for somebody who is not keeping up with roster mania which is myself
give me the spark notes
that way we can just
I mean the big news yesterday
were ghosty and Kyler being released
that's obviously the biggest news
biggest news
you want to go
changed by thoughts or change
change change change then we'll wrap back
because I mean ghosty and Kyler
I mean they
it's impossible because a lot of people
are very like recency
because we agree that Dan
played the best for us at champs
at least I think so
he thinks so like ghosty at champs was lights out i don't think it was debatable so i was trying to tell people
that like he was he was incredible and he's a great player and he's built like longevity but rastermania
is a game of chess where it's like you're trying to stop certain super teams from forming so it kind
of forces your hand into certain moves well also like there are only a few players will only be
available once in a blue moon every two years every three years and it's like you kind of have
to jump at the opportunity and it's shitty but it's the reality like if certain teams once
roster mini is over, once I'm able to say some of the teams that could have formed or will form
or whatever it may be, people are going to be like, okay, that team can't form.
Like that team's not allowed to compete because like it wouldn't be funny.
Like it would just, they just fucking stop people.
I mean, there are some super teams that are in the talks.
Yeah, because you see a bunch of these orgs dropping their whole roster.
Oh yeah.
So, so Rocker squad wiped.
Florida squad wipe besides Vickle.
Vickle's the only one.
Boston.
Boston gets rid of Wakening, Nero, and Vivid.
They only keep beans and...
Snoopy.
Snoopy and Krempe, I believe, is still signed.
I think Kremp got extended.
Snoopy and Kremp, so...
Yeah, Wakening getting released is interesting for me.
And then L.A.G. L.A.G. Wipe.
London wipe. Hixie getting dropped from Ultra...
L.A.G kept Alec, didn't they?
Yes, L.AG has Alec and Spart right now, and people are...
But Spart signed a three-year deal, so...
Didn't Alex sign something big to...
Alex signed a three-year deal as well.
Oh, yeah, Faze reportedly releasing Slasher.
That's interesting.
That was a leak.
Who leaked that?
Jake Hal, I think.
Yep.
And Austin played, dude.
Austin was playing really good.
So it sparks the conversation.
It's like, who are they getting?
So if your phase, do you need like a slayer?
No.
Yeah, you need Tony.
You don't need a slug.
I mean, you don't need a slayer.
Good A.R.
It just depends on what they want to do.
because there's, I think
Parasite tweeted yesterday
like if Simps go on a flex, it makes sense,
if not they need to look in words,
whatever it may be.
If Simp goes to flex and they pick up a powerhouse SMG,
and there's like three SMG maps
and like imagine you have, I don't know,
Simp, a Bezzie,
and like a superstar SMG running three SMGs,
Pred, Envoy, whoever is free.
It'd be insane.
And then Hixie, I think Hixie getting released from Ultra
is kind of the craziest.
They win an event.
They play second at champs.
And like, I don't know, unrestricted free agent.
Like, it's just, I feel bad for the guy.
I mean, he did a lot for that roster that isn't on the scoreboard.
And he just, he'll get a team, but it's like he's not going to get a team like Ultra.
I mean, Ultra was a top two, top three team.
And it's for him to get a team like that, it's going to be very hard.
Yeah.
Lots happened.
A lot more is going to happen.
I mean, it's moving kind of fast because I feel like it has to this year.
Everyone's making moves like.
And we're going to have four months of waiting.
Yeah.
Everyone's moving fast and then it's just going to be a waiting game
Until the scump summer league happens
On what game?
Who knows?
TBD, perhaps.
Cold War
Seth was trying to tell me that people wouldn't come
To either the hex quarters or here to like for a summit style
Have you ever watched Summit like the the tournament
They do in Dota and they did in CS and they do it in smash
Where they just like rent out a house
And they throw a tournament there and then like the players
are the casters and they just sit there and vibe and then like it's for a big price that way that would be
sick but we can't we can't do it in this state it's too fucking hot here man it is fucking talking about
we're going to be indoors you actually it's going to be an outdoor we got to go somewhere nice
Colorado yeah yeah Denver yeah uh jersey set was telling me people wouldn't show up for that yeah
people would show up like people would if you yeah people would show up because enough people live here
yeah look at that that shit's fired I forgot enough enough enough people live here
two, I think. At least I'm not sure what they're doing in the
off season, but a lot of people live in Dallas or
local. It would also depend on the prize pool.
If we got a good enough prize pool,
people come. Yeah. But
if it's for like 25K,
10K for first or something like that,
I don't think people are coming.
Nowadays with the CDL, you got a long
off season. It's too long, man.
What are these guys going to do? Right now it's still
I'll tell you what, only up.
Only up is a blast, dude. That game
is fuck.
Whoever made that sick in the fucking head.
Then he hasn't beat it yet.
I beat it last night.
Have you beat it yet?
I have not beat it.
Dude, it's infuriating.
George,
you got to the...
Dude, it's literally just common.
I know you can't play keyboard mouse.
I hate it.
Exactly.
I can't either?
Actually, can everyone's roasting...
Can you imagine a Killa and Bo stream?
Everyone's roasting the way I play because...
You use your index fingers what I heard.
Well, there's more.
Well, I was using my left ring finger for shift to like to sprint.
My middle finger's on W.
index would be on whatever D
but I would go
for the space bar
I would go like I would use my index finger
for space and D so I don't use my thumb at all
it just kind of hovers
but now I'm using my
no wonder
now I'm using my pinky for shift
but I can't do the space bar
thumb yet
yeah because your thumb's too far away
and my hand's starting to hurt
because I never played it
I never had my hand in these positions
it's so natural you have WASD
and then space bar
and then shift control
like left all
I don't know, man.
What you're doing is unnatural.
So is that?
Yeah, that finger is fucking...
You guys do that?
Oh, that's disgusting.
Is it?
What happened to you?
Just double jointed.
It's double jointed.
Num, num, num, num.
Delisian, Lord.
Wait, so what part did you keep following at?
I got to my highest point yesterday.
Dude, I felt like the stupid shit.
Oh, my...
You remember the point where there's like a bird
and it's just like sitting there?
It's like a wine glass and a bird.
Right there, knock me off.
The girl, where are you...
I was trying to like, yeah, on the globe.
Yeah, I fell, I fell the girl in a skirt eight times and then broke my mouse and my monitor.
Dude, it's infuriating.
I had to change my monitor.
Wait, did you see the clips I was tweeting?
The one was on the cart and it just, the game doesn't want me to win.
If you just threw you all.
Dude, if you see someone's clips.
I don't know how your monitor survived.
I put on future, I was like, they don't know me, son.
The cheese clip.
Fucking flew me off.
Oh, I don't know how.
Because I, I watched that clip before I played the game, so I didn't have perspective.
And I was like, dude, that looks like it sucks.
having played it, I would have been in fear.
Did you get off?
No, I ran that.
I ran that shit back immediately?
Pretty sure I ran that shit back.
And then I beat the game yesterday.
You're insane.
There's nothing more demoralizing like a long fall.
You can't give up because once you give up,
that's the only time that you've truly lost.
I think I lost.
Now my chat just loves it.
I think I lost.
I think I have.
Dude, it's so fun.
But whenever that game inevitably dies
out because there's only so much you can do on it.
Just go up.
Yeah, it's going to be interesting.
I'm trying to get him to play other games.
Dude, he makes shit up.
I have a theory about him that, like,
instead of just taking responsibility,
he deflects towards me.
He's like, yeah, he doesn't want to play anything
but Warzone or Cod.
We're playing a way out, only up.
I'm down for a takes two.
I just don't want to play Warzone rank, dude.
That can't be fun.
So he says, I'm making shit up.
And then he literally says,
I don't want to play warzone.
Well, no, no.
My exact words where I don't want to do anything, like, exclusively for a day.
Like, I don't want to play only war zone all day.
I want to play three hours of war zone.
Yeah, we can do that.
Okay.
So, but exactly.
So you're making shit up because I've never once said I won't play any those games.
There's not one game I said I won't play.
I mean, if you get me on Val, I mean, I can't use the keyboard mouse.
So I'll be fucking shooting apparitions and just like.
You got to, I mean, if he doesn't learn keyboard and mouse, he is going to become miserable.
The best way to learn keyboard and mouse is my-
I'm miserable.
Minecraft?
It's 100% the best way to learn to learn keyboard and mouse is the best way.
Really?
Yeah,
because there's no pressure.
Because everyone's going to be playing keyboard and mouse games.
Yeah, you're right.
Actually.
You're just not going to play it.
You think people are watching me play Minecraft, though?
I feel like as soon as I switch that category to Minecraft, they're like,
Minecraft.
No, no, no, it's the exact opposite.
Really?
You have people flooding in.
It's really weird.
If I'm just building shit?
Yeah.
If you, if you let your chat teach you how to play Minecraft, they will
fucking.
I've never beat Minecraft.
I've never killed the under dragon
You should do that
Wait is there like a story in Minecraft
I don't know
Yes there's a way to win
There's a campaign
Yeah well
I just build shit
There's a way to build in houses
And hey go to the nether
And then you have to go to the stronghold
Get everything and then go to the nether
And then or the ender
The ender portal
So you think if I actually did what he's saying
People will watch that
Yeah I also think we should have
An optic server and just
That's what I said bring back optic craft
Yeah that's what I think
But
New Jets
Me, Bose.
Literally open it up to everywhere.
That's not really new gen.
You're the only.
I'm the only new one.
That's like,
well,
no,
but he didn't play.
Did you?
Yeah.
No,
no,
but he didn't play.
That's what I'd know.
C.S.
I played one game,
deleted it.
I was infuriated.
So you have zero.
Zero.
I mean,
at least I played C.
Dude,
I got on like all hype.
I was watching like a CS major
and I was like,
oh, fuck yeah.
I'm,
I'm an op.
I stopped in.
Dude,
I was shooting walls.
I just deleted.
I deleted it immediately.
hard game. Yeah. You're gonna have to at some point. I know. I mean, it's that's five
long months. Because Minecraft is like fun too. Like you can like it's so I mean it's the best
I haven't played this into growing up like Xbox days but if I had I might I might hop on. Yeah.
You should I mean you should try either like I used to I used to one a time that I miss is I used to
hop on in the mornings like at like 10 a.m. and I would play from 10 a.m. to like one and just
play Minecraft and now I would get off and then come back for TST stream and people
Like, that shit was so much fun.
I'm also enjoying the two of days because I'll do like, I'll do like seven to eight hours like my normal stream.
Then I'll go work out, eat, whatever.
And then I'll go like live for like two to three hours at night watching videos.
I've been playing Portal 2 with Selium.
Yesterday's that.
It's great.
We finally got the part where he's just carrying.
I mean, that kid's a brain box.
I mean, like my, it's like, I got on like 1 a.m.
So I'm like, I'm already done Jupiter.
I'm just like, he's like, build a bridge.
And I'm like, how the fuck do I build a bridge?
I don't want to ask him because then it's embarrassing
so I'm just trying to figure it out
and you can't be embarrassed in front of him
no yeah you can't be embarrassed
my chat's just I mean
it is fun though
it's it's fun to finally
for the first time in like
over a decade play different games casually
because like when I tell you
I was strictly cod
like it's the only thing I would play
and like GTARP and you all like
shit like that but I was like strictly
cod
yeah that's
I can't believe I forgot about Portal 2
have you all ever played Portal 2
no
Dude, that game is...
I'm strictly caught.
That game is fucking...
You should bring back...
I mean, like, I'm hoping to other shit, but like...
You gotta broaden your horizons, man.
The only other game I ever played was IronSite.
You played GTA?
CSGO, GTA.
Yeah.
But you're like...
There's so much out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't wait for God of War Ragnarock.
I finally get to play that in the off season now.
You should play God of War.
You'd love God of War.
You'd love it if you don't look at your stream numbers.
The thing...
with playing campaign games
is you have to beat him in a day
or you have to not care about who's watching
because like they're gonna drop
that's why I can't play campaign games anymore
no not him there's fucking something weird
with him they'd watch some shit
yeah it'll go from 30,000 to 6,000
no 30,000 to 28,000
or something
they'd watch them shower dude
I mean I go go
I walked to my pantry to get snacks
minus 600 viewers I'm like what
I'm just getting on
comments come back where the fuck did you go in the in the in the 30 seconds I walked away where
did you go if like and George are up and I have to pee I hold it until they get back
right now see someone that's what we did on the watch party someone's someone's got to be there
you were I mean what gone every 15 no I started improving I started uh towards the end I
started improving my my bladder I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about but yeah Matt
did you write this did you write these little notes
Because he wrote Will Shotsie Elite as a...
No, I think he's reformed.
Chatsy's reformed?
And he didn't go live yesterday.
He's starting to play his cards right.
He needs to know.
Maybe the team is forming.
He needs to...
Who knows?
He needs to know.
I mean, I said yesterday.
I said he's not turning that shit on today.
I would have went live on him, but I'm also...
I trust myself enough not to speak.
He'd probably to start blurting shit out.
Oh, well, this guy's available?
No, there's no way.
Yeah, no.
I mean, I go live.
It's a missed opportunity.
Dude, he would have flew in there.
Who all did Shotsie leak?
It was like, he leaked like everybody.
Yeah, when we first merged,
because like, we were announcing Z-Laner at the time.
And he was like, oh, yeah,
I think it's really cool that I was able to join
right before Z-Leynard joined.
And I said it,
and the Hector said it to me,
and I was like, no.
We had shot that whole, like, video.
You can't be mad of them, though,
because it's just hilarious.
Like, it's just like,
just him you know what i'm saying like you you wouldn't hurt a fly yeah yeah i think that
kid's great dude um kick dot com in talks with doctor disrespect following his tweet doc said
he needs 50 mil though i'll take two one half one half i'll take one million talk to me well
it's interesting i also saw today's a three year anniversary three year anniversary three
year anniversary of Doc getting banned on Twitch.
Wait, what?
It's been that long?
The best kept secret in the gaming community.
Yep.
No one knows.
And he's still not,
and Doc's still not partnered with anyone.
So it worked out for him.
If I got banned from Twitch right now, I'm in...
You're in big trouble.
I'm in touch.
If they took me out right now, there's nothing I could do.
Unless the TDL goes to you to you.
What would I do?
Yeah.
Just call it.
I would have to spin the wheel on a different platform.
I'm going to have to go to a different platform.
Yeah.
I don't think I'd be like...
No, kick will be good.
You'll be a lot on kick.
I mean, I fuck will kick.
It just, it doesn't make...
I don't know.
Damn, your beauty almost scared me off the screen.
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Let's get you guys back to that damn podcast.
It's weird how Kate.
It seems like Kay is doing well from the outside looking in.
I don't know though.
I don't know like that the viewership is, but with XQC there.
Like, well, I mean, it seemed like there was a shit ton of people.
It's just crazy the deals they have.
It's like they're allowed to go live on Twitch and then it is funnel all
their viewers from Twitch on to
I mean ice Poseidon has 11,000 viewers
didn't he get like he got super
canceled right didn't I don't remember what he did
but 11,000 viewers right now
yep here we go
dude this looks exactly like Twitch
oh yeah no it's literally Twitch
it's literally Twitch
okay so
and everyone's gambling
it seems like
yeah
a lot of gambling I mean a lot of gambling
it is right
it seems like there's some really good
it seems like there's some pretty good streams
but also
what is separate what is the difference between
this and mixer
like why did mixer not succeed
the split the rev split
that's what brings it I don't know
90 10 was it 9010
kicks budget is unlimited right
I mean I don't understand the background
because aren't they owned by steak
yeah I mean
I mean, their bankrolls unlimited, but when it comes to the website being profitable, it doesn't make sense.
I mean, they got a 95-5-5-creator split.
It has to be.
That is incredible for creators.
And what's...
It's the goal with a kick.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It could be a move to...
Disruption.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Secondary, you know, because not everyone can promote gambling.
You sign them to kick and then they get the back...
So the kick CEO...
It's a big, like, marketing campaign.
Jake interviewed...
Huge.
Really.
You know what I'm saying?
Real shit, though.
You never know.
Jake interviewed the CEO of KIC and Twitch.
And I saw a couple of clips of the KIC CEO saying, like, we have no plans to remove
the creator split.
He also mentioned Stake because a lot of people, one of the biggest controversies is
like how it's backed by stake.
Right.
But the KIC CEO basically said, like, we're not going to force promote steak.
Like there's no ads that promote steak.
Like sure, if you go watch a streamer who's gambling, that's one thing.
But like, let's say you're watching this guy play call duty.
In no way, shape, or form are you going to see steak unless you like go out of your way to see it, like on a different stream.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So that's, they're not necessarily using the website to promote the gambling aspect.
It just, it's backed by that money.
But I mean, like, I don't know.
I just, I'm going to stop that.
that combo there because then it starts getting you start getting clipped and people take it out of
context and the big streamers start watching it and they call you a fucking asshole then the
hundred million dollars that could be good for you yeah i know i mean yeah i mean i can start
name dropping top streamers yeah just name drop the top 20 streamers in the world eventually
they'll watch my clip but yeah if a hundred if they give a hundred million dollars to xc for
non-exclusive contract they can give me one well that's not where i was going but yeah that's not how
it works they could give you one
I would take one.
I start bringing call duty over there.
They don't have a big call duty base until Tony walks in with rank play, solo ranked.
It's just like 95 or 90, what is it, 90, 10 creator split.
955.
It's 955?
Jesus.
Dude, I mean.
955, 100 million to XQC.
They definitely, they brought over Hikaru and who else?
A couple other people.
I haven't really been keeping up with that.
So like, there's no way they're in this to make money, in my opinion.
I don't think that's the reason that steak is alive.
There's got to be some personal beef up top.
There has to be some other reason.
Some real personal beef.
This literally is called, there's a section called Pools, Hot Tubbs, and Bikinis.
Well, that's on Twitch 2.
And that's our hot tubs and bikinis.
I think we changed the game.
I'm just going to leak it.
Hot tub.
I got a marker.
Roster mani.
I'm writing rosters on my tits.
Oh, Florida's got Vick.
10 gifted
show my back
my back
my back
I'll turn around
10 gifted to see my back
every 100 gifted
Every hundred gifted
There's a new roster leak on my back
Oh my God
Phase
And then we're cut off from
Hypothetically which one went to phase
We have no intel
Which team with the phase
Team B
in this hypothetical situation
You turn your back
And it has four names
What are the four names
Oh Selym-Simp-A-Bee methods
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'd leave you like this.
Mr. Beas was also almost on the Ocean Gate Titanic Sub.
Yeah, I saw that.
That exact mission.
That's insane.
Then he almost got like a free, like a free trip, right?
But he was invited on that exact mission or he was just invited on himself.
No, I don't think it was the, well, not the exact same day.
I'm sure.
I was invited earlier this month to ride the Titanic submarine.
I said no, kind of scary that I could have been on it.
No, I think it was that specific.
trip it looks like.
I'm going to go to the Titanic in a submarine
late this month. The team would be stoked. That is
crazy. Oh, maybe it was that specific one.
That would be fucking... Mr. Beast was down there.
I was diving in. If he was down there, they would have found that
true. Oh, yeah. Oh.
You would have had 50 million people just diving.
Yeah, they don't have been fucking... Yep.
Dropping from helicopters.
Yeah, yeah.
Mr. Beast is down there?
I mean that's fucking crazy
So they found nothing
So it was it had to have been the same trip
Yeah that's what I'm thinking
That's fucking so they have found nothing
Matt's probably looking it up right now
They found debris
And that's
It's weird
They found debris
And they concluded that
The only things that survived is shoes
And anyway
It imploded I think a lot
Like a few days before
Like it imploded early on
Didn't it?
Yeah
Didn't implode late
That's what they said
It said it imploded like pretty
Imploding means
exploding inward.
In a millisecond,
basically before their brains
could even
figure out what's going on,
they were done.
They were dust.
Is it weird
that I am happy about that?
Oh yeah,
no,
it's a way
that's a way
that's a way
to go out than
just sitting there
and knowing
and just like
you're sinking
like halfway down
and she just opens up
and you float,
I wouldn't want to go out like that.
You see what depth you're at?
Yeah,
it's darned.
God,
yeah,
that was.
It gets to a point
where like,
you're sinking
so far that like you can't sink any farther
because now you're the lightest thing in the ocean
so you're just sitting there in the abyss of blackness
no I think you keep sinking
oh really I don't fuck with the ocean man
I don't fuck with the ocean
I wouldn't you couldn't pay me to go down there
if I'm at a resort that's what I said I'm not going to
yeah fuck that ever
I would not give a shit I wouldn't do that for a lot
I would never get in oh hell no you could pay me a billion
no I'm going down
20 million I probably wouldn't do it
I'm not doing it for
I'm just too scared of the ocean
A billion I'll take the risk
Yeah
Yeah a billion you got I mean you got it
You don't fuck with the ocean
I wouldn't
I would I
It's I I look Alexis
Asked me she was like why haven't
Why haven't they gotten the like Titanic out like why haven't they
Raised it up? I don't know so we watched like
I looked it up on YouTube
And it was like an infographics
I mean they have this company the Ocean Gate
They have the Titanic footage on their YouTube
Yeah like that's what I was watching
I went to the infographic
they explained why we can't get the Titanic up because it's like eroded or whatever.
It's also two miles down.
Yeah.
It's so far down.
Like they got one thing out.
Like and so then at the very end of the video because this video was made like two years ago, it was like, also there are there are two companies right now that are making it where you might be able to visit the Titanic yourself.
One of them's called Ocean Gate.
And I was like, bro, this is this is weird.
It's like some black mirror shit.
I mean, I don't think it'll.
There's no way to get to tempt it again, right?
After this?
No, hell.
There's no way.
Maybe if technology gets better, but...
There's no way.
Like, you would have to be insane to, like...
Like, that's, like, a different level of insanity.
Do you think our current generation is desensitized to death, but beyond...
Social media is ruined it all, man.
Don't get me started on my rant.
Well, I wouldn't even say it's social media.
I mean, social media has a part in it, but, like, movies and stuff like that.
I mean...
Yeah.
I think it's social media.
Because it's just so...
You're just so quick to the next thing.
the biggest celebrity in the world can die
and they trend for two days
and that is just back to your own.
And then after that there's jokes about them die.
Yeah, there's memes and then there's the next thing.
And then and then Ronaldo scores and E trends
and the guy who's dead doesn't matter anymore.
And then there's roster mania shots.
He picked up a player and it's it's just.
It's just crazy how when you're scrolling
through any vertical app,
whether it's TikTok, YouTube shorts,
Instagram, Facebook.
I think Amazon has it now.
like you're gonna see like 40 jokes about the Titanic correct and it's like every
time I see one even if I think they're funny I'm like dude this is we it's weird
it's like we're living in the fucking black mirror episode no there's no there's no
there's no longer like extended attention I have TikTok brain now like I am
I'm known for watching TV I'm a fucking TV I love watching TV even now it's like I can't
go five minutes depending
on the show without like check on my phone like yeah it's just like a it's like it's like it's literally an
addiction it's really bad and i'm gonna delete it tech talk yeah i delete a tech talk all right has it
it help yes but then i started watching instagram reels that's the problem they're all the same
dog but instagram is like it's literally a scam like they get you like if you're on if you're on if you're on
your feed and you just click on someone's random like video you're just like oh like i'm following zim
Here's Zen and he is tweeting a video about how he won a lot in Vegas.
I'm like, oh, cool.
I like it.
And then when I swipe that, now you're in the reels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They threw you in the abyss.
Yep.
And so now I'm just like, and next thing you know, 35 minutes has gone by and I'm watching soccer videos or...
And they hook you like this.
It's a doodle and you're like, dog.
Next...
Oh my God, that's perfect.
I get a new dog today.
What?
At 9.30 p.m., we go to the airport to pick up our new dog.
No.
Our miniature golden doodle.
Oh.
And we have to figure out the name.
It's a girl.
Is once Gwen.
I said it to the stream.
They didn't like Gwen.
I like Gwen.
But then again, you could say anything to Twitch chat and there's always going to be like...
Call her Gwyneth...
Gwyneth...
Quint of...
Chautro.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Paul Trow.
Paul Trow.
We already thought about it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So what name did you pick?
Huh?
What name did you pick?
We don't know yet.
He was down for Gwen too.
It is once Gwen, but I don't really know how I feel about Gwen.
Gwen and Buzz.
I mean, what can you?
Yeah, Lily.
Buzz Gwen.
I don't know.
Buzz is, I wanted Lilith.
I like, dude, I like Abby.
Abigail, it's the final boss in Diablo Four on some nerdy shit.
Lil is a cool name.
Lily's cool, too.
And that's, that's Mommy.
I called a, I called a dog place too this week.
I called a dog place this week.
That's how down bad I was.
Did you?
Yeah.
Because I want to get a greyhound.
So I called a greyhound place.
Like the skinny ones?
The little noodles.
Really?
You like this?
Like Jenna Marbles dogs.
Not those.
The other grounds.
Jenna Marbles dogs are like the little ones.
You're talking about the ones that you're running?
Oh my gosh.
Those things get memed all the time.
Yeah.
Look at that guy.
Yo, what was it?
What I would do it for you?
I'd get it.
Remember those?
Maybe.
I can't do it.
They'd be like the dog.
I had to do it.
See, I need to get off it.
I'm a bad.
I would get a tubal.
I would get a joodle.
I would get a doodle just because of the shedding and the hyperalogenic.
And I think doodles are cute as fuck.
And then we have,
Osse doodle, golden doodle.
And then we have a July 4th party.
Yes.
Which I'm assuming everyone here is.
We have a wedding first.
I should be.
And the dog will be there.
Ooh.
And my dog.
Everybody's going to be hugging the dog.
Everyone's going to get no dog.
That dog is going to be with me.
That dog's going to be an hugged on.
Oh my God.
Like we get it's a puppy.
Oh, it's cute.
have y'all seen it have all seen the dog i've seen it was dog my the dog we're picking up oh no i just
learned about this right now mac crack go to my twitter real quick and just it's i i i don't have that
many tweets oh that's gonna be fun yeah it's they well so it's actually perfect because the people that
we got it from uh are in utah and is was going to fly to utah and get it but then they were like
we can just bring it to you and it's like the price is like basically the same i'm so you
That's one we're getting.
That is a cute pop, dude.
Look at, look at little...
Unnamed.
A puppy like that would solve all my problems.
I was hoping it would just come to.
But these were our choices.
We didn't pick Maverick because...
Look at Maverick.
He should have got both.
He's fucking cute.
He should have got both.
Wait, can I get Maverick?
Is Maverick still up for grabs?
I don't know.
Text him right now.
Bring Maverick.
Fuck, I'm in.
They probably haven't got on the flight yet.
I'm impulsive.
You'll just get him?
Bring me Maverick.
Now, if I didn't have an apartment, I would get a dog like this.
Yeah, you need a backyard.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't do that to a pup.
Hopefully I stream today, but depending on, we're streaming today.
Maybe.
We're streaming today.
And then stream today, I'll probably get off around like 6, 7, and then we drive to the airport and get our new dog.
And then I'm taking tomorrow off.
Oh, yeah.
That's like a necessity, right?
As soon as you wake up, you're going to look for the dog.
Oh, hell, yeah.
We already got a bed next, right next to buzzes.
Like, we're prepared.
How does Buzz do with small dogs?
Buzz is going to go crazy.
Like, Buzz is going to be so happy.
Because, like, right now, Buzz, like, obviously, we fuck with him, but, like, none of the cats like him.
So, like, he can't play with any of the cats.
But, like, now he's going to have a little friend to always play with fun.
And that's mainly why we're getting another dog for Buzz.
For Buzz.
Yeah, yeah.
And we want another dog as well, but we want Buzz to have, like, whenever we're not home or, you know, someone to keep
company.
So it's gonna be great.
Oh man.
There's nothing better than a new pup.
Dude, I was having pet fever this week.
Went to PetSmart and there was a bearded dragon and I went back the next day and
I was like, maybe I get this bearded dragon.
Really?
That's how they're cool.
And I was looking at the beta fish.
Like maybe I just get a beta fish.
Those things will eat each other.
I just, if I had to get a random pal, I get a bird.
A bird?
You don't like birds?
No.
Pretty bird.
Birds are awesome.
I mean, they're cool.
But like, he just kidding.
do shit with a bird you can't pet the bird I mean like I would get a dog but
but he'd said bearded dragon anything with a beak really you don't like birds I don't
not like him birds are awesome you just can't do shit with the birds you really
actually can what like when I was a kid like a matter of the cage yeah bro no lie my
grandmother used to open the it was like a small one too bro like this call as soon as
the doors open just it would just fly land on your shoulder you can feed of chips oh which
when you get in the way was you open the front door it's just uh you got to be careful
Yeah, exactly.
There's no loyalty from that bird.
She had one that looked like the second left.
That one lived for like 20 years.
And I think she had like a blue one like that or green one.
But yeah, the one on the bottom or the second row to the left, that shit recently died.
No, to the left.
Yeah, that one, that shit lived like 20.
Yeah, no, it lived like 20 years.
That's great.
That's a good life, RP.
Not parrots are crazy.
Mark.
No, I wouldn't want to talk.
Mark?
I don't want it to talk.
Mark?
I don't want us to talk.
Yeah, I don't want to talk.
No talking.
Then you get a chatterbox and he just doesn't shut up.
Yeah.
Like, bro, we're not going to sit here.
Are you?
Oh, dude.
In high school?
Real shit.
That's fucking weird.
In high school, Blake had two birds and we would be in Xbox live party and every
once in a while.
Like in the back.
Yeah.
I'm like, I mean, that's only.
George would be like, shut the birds up.
That's, they're not for gamers.
They're not.
And nowadays, especially with the good ass mics we have now.
All right, so Nameless is Bachelor Party
Seth's gonna fist fight Nick Merck
at the UMC godland
Only up
And the optic halo major
Is this weekend
Yes
Yes
I'm very excited for that
This is an eventful week for me
I mean I don't want to talk about myself too much here
But it's my birthday
It's my birthday the first day of the event
And I'm gonna be watch party
21
Yeah
Oh we're turning up
28 actually
Damn old as shit
New dog birthday
New dog birthday
4th of July party
and then I fly to Vegas for the
Nick Merck's event
I mean it's back to Vegas
it's like a dope two weeks
I got coming up. We're not going to lie.
You ended up in Vegas
so now you get to use your winnings
to go to get hit the tables again
that Vegas trip was basically a vacation
and I'm not happy about it.
This time it's gambling
bigger ballers too gambling dinners
you might be in trouble like
Nick Merks
I mean that was
I probably spent the same amount
in Vegas
so I didn't mount.
Nick's sitting down with 5K.
Which is just disgusting.
I could have went to META for that money.
And I spent it in, I spent it at the ARIA in Vegas.
To be fair.
Usually you go to Vegas like once a year, if that.
You're in a weird situation where you're going back.
And like he said, you're with big ballers now.
Well, no, I'm not, I'm not gambling.
You go near those tables.
It's not, it's not.
No, I'm actually not.
So Nick says, yo, Seth, come here.
Let's play a hand.
No.
He throws 10 racks.
I'll go to dinner with you.
I'm not gambling.
He's like, match it.
I'm not gambling
Right
And you feel like
As soon as we land
100,000 on black
And 100,000
That was a pretty good impression
I'm just hyping them up
Hell yeah
I'll watch
Yeah I will not
I will not be there
I do wanna
I'm going alone though
Which kind of sucks
Is was gonna come
We were gonna go to like
Some more of the shows
That we liked Cirque Solace
Thunder down under
But Bill Kenny will be there
I can be bought
Huh
I can be bought
You give me a stipend
While you're at the tournament
A per day?
$1,000 per day, I'm there.
It's going to be fun.
I'll book reservations and shit.
I'm going to be in Vegas alone, man.
It's going to be weird.
I mean, there's other people go like Tommy's going.
Yeah.
It's like the SpongeBob me.
Yeah, Zoom is going.
Nick Merck's like a bunch of the war zone, like all the Baca Bros.
Joe Woe, Aiden.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to be gambling, brother.
Bill Kinney hit me up a month ago.
I was like, hey, you want to go to the Seth, Nick Mark's UFC event?
And I was like, absolutely, I do.
And then he hit me up two days later
and said, never mind, I don't have a ticket for you.
And I was like, damn.
And then I think at the end of it, there's like,
so it's, I think it's Friday and Saturday.
And then Saturday night, there's like an actual UFC, like,
fight.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
But I don't think I'm going to that.
I don't know if I'm going to go.
Ah, go to that.
You have a VAT event.
Wait, who's, wait.
I was going to go back home for the puppy, like,
let me find out of the option to leave Saturday night or Sunday.
And I'd rather get home Saturday night and, like, have a full day Sunday and not to worry about flying.
Snobby X Nelk.
Like.
When is it? What date told you?
You go to the fight.
We'll see.
What date is it?
You'd probably be right there.
The fight?
Yeah.
It's...
Wait, who's on the card?
The weekend of the fourth, I think.
Weekend of fourth?
I think so.
Hold on.
Let's see.
It is...
July 8th?
July...
I'm about to shoot my self.
Yep.
Or no, the event is the seventh and eighth.
Oh, wait.
Volcanowski's fighting?
Hold on.
He just made that up.
No, he's not, no.
No, Volk made an event.
I don't know Rodriguez
I mean that's a good
I mean Vogue fighting is big
25 2 and 0
Holly Holmes
Robert Whitaker's fighting
Who did
Let's see who Vulk fought last
I think
I don't know Malley
I think
Oh no he lost to Islam
Oh
Islam Islam smoked him
No he didn't
It was a close fight
Was it was it close
I think so
Oh I'm thinking of
Uh
Kibb's boy
No
I'm thinking of fucking Hamzat.
Oh, maybe that's the fight I'm thinking.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're mixed up in some way.
But it's going to be dope.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yeah.
That's going to be fun.
Yeah, it's going to be a good time.
Good thing.
Back to Vegas.
Yes, sir.
Back to Vegas alone.
That place is nefarious.
That place is nothing but debauchery.
I mean.
I fucking love it.
I was minimum at a loss.
Really?
I love Vegas.
I don't know what.
I was at $200 loss a day.
I love it for three days max.
I don't love it for six days.
Like two days will be fun.
Yeah, you guys were there a lot longer.
You can't be there for more than two days.
I'll be there two nights.
I get in Thursday night, Friday night, first day.
There were a lot of people there this year though.
Or in the summer.
You know what I was thinking about is hella random?
Because when I got there, I gave him my card and a thousand got ripped.
Oh, fuck.
It's starting early.
Right?
So I was thinking, I wonder how many people go to.
to like get a hotel, they're going to Vegas,
and then they got to pay the fucking
a little fee for the hotel shit.
That's always like a grand or whatever it was.
And they're like...
Well, now they hold your card.
So like if you fuck up the room or...
Well, no, I know, but like...
There's a resort fee too.
Yeah, there's resort fees.
Well, yeah, that was only like three hundred bucks.
But I'm saying, imagine you go there,
you like book your chirp and you go.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes, it was.
It was like 300 to 300 a day.
It's like $300 a day.
There's like no way.
Dude, bro.
The resort fee is not $400.
I got there.
They're not sure they paid for that in the room.
I'm talking about when you go up there, you pay.
Yeah, when I gave them my card, the room or the room was paid for by optic.
Yeah.
And then for the five days or whatever, it was $1,082 or something like that.
Yeah, but that was deposit.
Yeah, so 600.
Like, 600 of that was deposit, and then the other, like, three or 400 was you paid.
Yeah.
Yeah, but still, I mean, if you go there, if you book a trip and you only got $1,000
you can go there, you're at zero.
Yeah, but they're not saying that the aria.
That's a good point.
Luckily, that is a good point.
But like, they'd be staying at the Big D or the holiday.
I didn't think off the top of the-
They try to drag you back in.
Yeah.
Some of those places are 30-barks a night.
The normal, right?
Dude, yeah, there's there are places.
I'm trying to remember, what is it called?
They know when you leave and they try to get you back quick.
I'm getting emails.
Area four free nights.
Come on by.
Bro.
No.
I signed up.
No.
I signed up at Chalktown.
Chalktown's been having to trying to get me
three, they're like, hey, three free nights and a show.
All you got to do is come here.
Really?
Dude.
Yeah, casinos are crazy.
Wait, should I become a, are you a member or whatever?
MGM, yeah.
You have to.
If you weren't putting your player card down.
They ask me, but I don't have one.
Should I get one?
Yeah, you should definitely get one.
What's a player card?
Just like an MGM card.
Every time you sit down to gamble or you're at a restaurant, you give it to them,
and it tracks like how much you're gambling, your average bet, the time spent,
what you're spending at a restaurant.
And that's when I start.
comp and shit. They upgrade your room. They give you
free rooms. Like,
that's when they start. Okay.
Because I mean... Because they want you back there. I didn't get no money.
Because I robbed that place and they want me back.
It's a bad business. I didn't get no money back from the first.
Stay at the hotel.
Because I... Room service. I went over the tab.
And they started... No, they knew I was gambling.
They knew I was gambling because I started away.
I would like... I came back one day.
They had slippers at the side of my bed, a handwritten note.
Anything you need.
No way. My R&L box that
we couldn't bring back because there was too much.
I wrote a note on top, please ship to me.
Shipped overnight.
Overnight shipped to my door.
No way.
Overnight shipped to my doors.
I mean, they hit me for 200 for the laundry.
Laundry?
I mean, I had to.
I stayed two extra days.
Oh, you had to do laundry there.
Oh, I didn't even know you could do laundry there.
Actually, was 200.
I was like, that's when I was.
I knew I was fucked when I paid.
We got two drinks to pool, $85.
I was like, no way.
75.
75?
75.
Well, you bought a $100.
$1.14.
Yeah, I bought a $100 pair of swim trunks.
What?
Because they know you're in a corner.
There's one option.
It's right next to the pool and they know that you have no choice.
If you're going in there for slim trunks, you have no choice.
No choice.
I was fucking, I woke up from the whatever night and I had to go shoot guns with them.
And I was so hung over.
And I had to pack my bags and the plan was to go stay at the Airbnb with them.
I got up, looked around my room.
I'm like, it's not happening.
I got to extend this day.
I go downstairs.
You're like, uh, sorry.
You can only book two nights.
And I'm thinking, ah, 200.
If I can get them for like 200, 250, fuck it, and I'll take that out.
$6.50 per night.
I'm like.
Did you do it?
I threw a fit.
I'm like, I've been here a week.
I've been here a week.
All this money gambled.
I was just saying shit.
I had to pay $6.50, but not what it would have been $1,300 or whatever.
Damn.
You ended up at $6.50 for both nights?
Yeah.
No, for the one night, but they were, it was minimum.
For the one night.
Yes.
But it was minimum booked two nights.
You didn't book the presidential?
I mean, I had a balcony.
Now, when we first walked in, they got me, they were like,
they were like, I could upgrade you to the Sky Suites.
I'm like, Sky Sweets, I've heard great things.
Extra $256 a night.
Extra 100 a night.
I said, you know what?
Sure, let's start the weekend off right.
They're like, it's a smoker room, but it doesn't smell like smoke.
I was like, okay, fuck it.
Walked in just reeked the bogues.
And I'm like, I called.
I was like, can you switch me?
They're like, yeah, we have no more available in the SkySweets.
We can switch it back to your original room.
I was like, yeah.
I was like, why did you wake me waste my time?
How are you going to tell me it doesn't smell like smoke when it obviously smells like smoke?
You know it smells like smoke.
Like I walked in an instant head.
Yeah, because there's no, that's why I didn't stay there.
There's no balcony.
You can't open a window.
It's a gruesome thought, but I think I wonder how many people just land in.
And they're not taking a bad shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I saw the homeless people there, I was thinking that.
I'm like, damn.
I wonder if one of them came here so up and just blew it all.
Now they've been here for the last 10 years.
I know people personally who have went up 100K and then went down 50.
I'm like, how?
You go up 100K and then you leave down 50?
It's like, what are you doing?
You know people who went up 100?
Yes, yes.
Like, yeah.
People with money or just like, oh yeah, I go up 50K.
Oh, yeah, I'm out.
I'm gambling with five, taking 45 back.
Exactly, bro.
I can go get everything I want tomorrow.
I'm buying a suitcase too to walk to the airport.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, but they start chasing.
Hey, them.
What?
They start.
Here's a tip.
They start.
They start, they start chasing.
It's like, okay, you put 45 aside, you have 5K left, you lose to 5.
You're like, I can take five more.
Yeah.
Then it's like, okay, I lost 10.
Let's take, let's take, and just like a, they just get you, dude.
They just get you.
That's crazy.
They wouldn't get me if that was, if that happened to me, they would not get me.
I got you.
I'm out.
Yeah, I'm gone.
I'm going.
I'm getting in.
I'm not.
No peace.
Oh, and I'm paying for it.
They're probably blacked out.
Just like.
Crazy, bro.
crazy. All right guys, well, I know
we got Super Vegas talk at the end there,
but let us know down in the comments
who you think the craziest roster
is going to be in this
that is going to be formed in this offseason
and you might be right. If you're right,
Zen will personally send you
$10,000.
Cash. And a picture of my back.
A lot of people really want to see my back. It's like
weird. It's like a thing now. You're welcome.
You're welcome. It's just spam. Show that back.
I will be paid. I love it.
All right, guys. We'll see you in the next.
episode 131 coming to your screens soon and you better watch it or else peace
