OpTic Podcast - SCUMP MOVING TO FACEBOOK | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 48

Episode Date: November 3, 2021

This week we have Scump, FormaL, HECZ, and MBoZe on The OpTic Podcast to discuss Facebook overtaking YouTube in streaming numbers, Elon Musk donating $6B to solve world hunger, and some conspiracy the...ories.   Go to http://hellofresh.com/optic14 and use code optic14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts! Visit http://joinhoney.com/optic to get Honey for free. Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG SCUMP MOVING TO FACEBOOK | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 48 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No, we're going to shoot. You have to, five a year, but you have to take into account that, what? God damn. I mean, five a year. So where do I fucking sign? Welcome, welcome, welcome to Optic Podcast episode number 48, brought to you by Hello Fresh and Honey. And I'll tell you a little bit more about them later on in the podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:29 God damn. It feels good to be back once a week. How are your shots today, man? Good, good. I'm a little bit out of it at the moment, which they always do to me, but it's all good. Do you think you're going to have a different reaction to them because of the amount of beer that you inhaled this past weekend at the party? Well, it wasn't so much beer. It was more seltzers and some other gross, some other gross alcohols.
Starting point is 00:00:54 I mean, I was taking like Knob, Knob Creek to the fucking dome. Knob Creek? What was the whiskey? I had fun. Did you had fun? Yeah. But people should know that you're a human, that you like to get out there and party, man. They can relate to that. Oh, I'm partying.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Yeah? What I don't understand is, have you ever been to an EDC festival? No. Electronic dance competition? What's EDC stand for? Electric dance. What's EDC stand for? Carnival?
Starting point is 00:01:19 Electric dancing carnival? Oh, EDC is. Yeah, EDC is electric dance carnival. Oh, no, it's electric daisy carnival. Something with Daisy. Am I right, Matt? Get a doll up a daisy. Electric Daisy Carnival.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Is that what it actually stands for? Yeah. There's no way. There's what's... Electric Daisy Carnival? I would just hate standing in a crowd of people. You're dancing. He said he danced for eight hours.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Did you really? Two days. Oh, no. Why are you laughing? He was like, his arms are like, because he's the only move I know. He started doing this shit. Show me one of your favorite moves from the top up.
Starting point is 00:02:03 And then you see a dude next to you and he's just fucking rolling nuts and he's just like You're like biving with him? Did you run into anybody that you clearly was like mega like on drugs and you just started like doing the electric like the electric Boilu on them? Yes Oh, how's your head moving like that? A lot of people are on drugs. Yes. What is your favorite go-to move with the club? I don't have one.
Starting point is 00:02:31 You know the dance at the clubs? No. Dude, you'd be walking through the crowd. You just smell chronic, chronic, chronic. They didn't mess around. They were smoking some of that loud. They were not smoking mid. Houston, right?
Starting point is 00:02:44 Houston? Houston, yeah. Mids. What do you know? They're smoking some of that loud. That loud? Look, I mean, I guess if they're allowing, well, they're not allowing it. I mean, people are just kind of party.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Well, that's the thing. It's like, it's so weird because, I mean, it was my first, like, carnival, whatever, rave, whatever you want to call it? It's like a different culture. It's like a different culture. Peace and love. People, no, people just, they're just drugs everywhere and it's like allowed. It's so accepted.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Like it's just allowed. It's so weird. Did anyone try to like give you a pill? No. No, like you weren't walking around and say, hey, Seth, take this. No, nobody was like- Did anyone recognize you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Yeah. They're like, what the fuck? Why are you dressed like that? A lot of people recognize me and then a lot of people were like pissed that they didn't see me there, which is, I guess it was, it was big. There was like, there was probably thousands of people there, but. Would you have partied with the people? I mean, I did part.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I met some people. We had a good time. Yeah? Not people that knew me, but, you know. That's the best. I just met like, we met like random couples that we vibed with. What was the name of one of them? A couple.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Michelle? What was the thing? Michelle. Shout out to Michelle. Michelle. He was the man. And Priscilla. And Priscilla.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Shout out to whoever they are. We vibed. Yeah. Do you have a dance? Do you have a dance move? No, I usually just like, like, I like you vibe I just like fake I fake the light show with my hands and see how fucked those on the light shows you don't even have any gloves on he's sober as fuck
Starting point is 00:04:10 I usually just bounce with you I'm like I'm not gonna dance by I got two left feet plus motion sickness yeah I'll bounce yeah yo Seth how much would it take for you to leave Twitch to go stream on Facebook I'm not answering that question on the podcast three million four million five million six million what's the year let's say for a two year deal what would you ask what we could do them for 10 two years you know you're gonna shoot for five you have no you have to five a year but you have to put take into account that what god damn i mean five a year so where do i fucking sign yeah you got to take into account the fact that he's telling me what you want five a year i'll recover my password right now
Starting point is 00:04:58 five a year i'll recover my password right now If you'll recover his password, he hasn't logged into Facebook. My Facebook got hacked. Remember? Yeah? My Facebook is hacked. I literally lost access to it. How many?
Starting point is 00:05:13 10 years ago? Yeah, I lost it at the same time I lost my Instagram. Yeah. Which was like 10 years ago. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't know. You use your Insta still?
Starting point is 00:05:22 My Instagram? Yeah. I don't know what I see you guys post. I don't. It depends. Like, if I get a good picture that I like or like, something's going on, I'll post mainly stories. Yeah, but if you're not, like, posting something like,
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, like back in the day, I actually just post anything. Anything. Yeah, like food and shit. Yeah. Back in there, I was Instagram and sushi and shit in high school. That shit slapped. Yeah. The picture slapped.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I mean, the beginning of Instagram was like the story. Yeah, it was awesome. I hate the fact that they've gotten into this whole algorithm bullshit and now they have like nothing's chronological, which sucks. Like I want to see everybody that posts up. I want to go through a thousand people's pictures. Exactly. Yes. I agree.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Like on time, like somebody posted three minutes ago. Awesome. I want to see one zero seconds, minutes, minutes, minutes. Yeah, exactly, exactly. I agree. Yeah, and this is part of the problem. Like, you could have that. You could follow a bunch of people.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Well, no, it like swaps. It's weird. Like sometimes I'll see one, I'll see one minute ago and then sometimes it'll go from a minute to 15 hours like. Oh, just jump around. Yeah, I hate that. Twitter does that too. Twitter's been doing that now too.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah, it's like 19 hours ago. What's the fun of it. Yeah, if you, there's a setting or there's a thing you can press and it's like your home page and then like it has your homepage, which is like everything that it deems that would be important to you, like the algorithm. And then you have like most recent and it'll only show things that are most recent. Yeah. Oh, which is, it's just annoying.
Starting point is 00:06:41 They just switch that. And they don't tell you about it. They just do it. And you know why though, right? The whistleblower against Facebook just said that they have this algorithm, which like it's, it's strictly put on there to feed you shit to keep you on the platform. Right. So they, like the amount of shit that they were saying.
Starting point is 00:06:59 And that's what people are saying that's one of the reasons that that they changed from Facebook to the Metaverse because what this lady was saying was so incriminating that Facebook had no other choice but to take down every you don't remember that one like two weeks ago where Facebook and Instagram went down
Starting point is 00:07:16 Oh yeah yeah they're saying the theory The conspiracy theory is that they themselves under the shroud of we're renaming to Metaverse that they took everything down and wiped everything out under like hey we were supposed to do that
Starting point is 00:07:30 before the subpoenas came in before all the government like regulators like clean the shit yeah like what like the server and I guess like they wanted to cleared history everything yeah for Facebook I'm like a giant server room oh my God imagine how much people throw water yeah yeah and they're just ripping wire you know facial recognition to get in imagine how much data that is they just got I mean I don't know if this listen listen listen Linda I believe it I believe it that's what I believe because I like conspiracy theories and I like to live in the make-believe world of conspiracy theories.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Yeah, look at him. He's a new thing. He's down for a while. He's super into conspiracy. There's no cloud recovering billions of people. Yeah, no, but I think it was more about their cloud. Kids be like, yep, re-upload. I think it was more about their own. Cycler, get that up. Yeah. I think it was about their systems and their algorithms and the way that they were. I mean, I don't know, way beyond me. Anyway. Damn. But you see this, this, obviously, for the last couple of years, right, you've been seeing the Bitcoin stuff. And I remember the first time I ever heard about. about Bitcoin. I'll tell the story some all the time.
Starting point is 00:08:34 But like lately, the fact that this dude is doing the Metaverse and the fact that NFTs and crypto are like going so insane and the fact that not only a lot of people
Starting point is 00:08:43 are sort of going there but like Nike recently just, just a, not trademark, but patented more stuff that I just, I just posted it
Starting point is 00:08:52 on my, on my Instagram to let people know. So Nike is joining the Metaverse, right? And Nike's heading to the Metaverse on October 27th.
Starting point is 00:09:00 No idea, bro. What is the Manever? I thought the Spider-Man. I don't even know. The universe? Into the Spideyverse? Yeah, the world. NFT world.
Starting point is 00:09:07 You're not true. Ready player one. You keep saying it. What? Oh. That's what Facebook is trying to build. Are you serious? Sims.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Yeah, but you're like... Yeah, so check this out. On October 27th, the company filed new trademark applications for Nike. Just do it in the Swush logo. The finest indicate an intent to make and sell Nike branded virtual shoes and clothing. This is Nike. They're thinking. ahead of the game the way that we are thinking ahead of the game right the the the the bad thing
Starting point is 00:09:37 about our rally announcement which will have more information on as soon as we're getting like my coins launching tomorrow but i don't have my nfts ready so i'm not going to you know promo it as much but like because of other things that have happened in the past like they didn't really take a look at what this like people don't don't understand crypto and we knew that we were going to have a little bit of like well is this the same thing as the the other stuff that that happened in europe or whatever So I was like, it's not, it's different, it's just that But everybody's moving towards this new digital space
Starting point is 00:10:08 Called the Metaverse Whatever your avatar is And just watch Ready Player 1 And you'll get to understand a small glimpse of what it could be If you watch... Wait, Ready Player 1 is a small glimpse of what it could be? What it will be. Not could be, will be.
Starting point is 00:10:21 You saw Ready Player 1? Yeah, that place pretty big. Master Chief just comes out. Yeah, all he had to put us in reverse. He's like going to go to reverse. He's like to go through the glitch. you know what I mean? He wants to be there so bad.
Starting point is 00:10:33 He's going to go backwards. Yeah. Would you look like you or would you look like something else? Like me. Yeah, I would look like me too. Idiots. What would you do? Pulling up like Jack Sparrow or some shit 100%?
Starting point is 00:10:51 Fuck yeah. Or like Donnie Darko? Some crazy shit. I'd find like the crazy shit. Like what? You'd be like the It clown or something, just trolling. Nah. You could be anything.
Starting point is 00:11:03 You can customize. Yeah. You can be master chief. No, because then like, it doesn't make like the world like, you have to be yourself. You have to experience that world like you. Exactly. I'm not going to go in there.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I don't think you guys are having to be the only two that are yourself. No. Yeah, then obviously. No. You just see a lot of people. You need to be yourself. I put like king gong. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:25 What the fuck for? So I can pull up. What the fuck. Yo, carry me. Care of you. Care of me on your shoulder. So we can be doing this. I'm like you actually wear yourself I squash you and I'm like go make a new character.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh, you could and I'd be like uh you just see coins fly out of a big? Like we'd be at his desk but like home we'd be recording like this in our world. Yeah. We're just on a podcast. Yeah. They're having, yes. I'm just came to with that NFT hex quarters art around this and shit. Bro, I'm telling you it's like it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:54 It's fucking crazy. I wouldn't I don't out too nuts. We sound baked. No, it's real. I mean, come on man. It's like fucking. 30 in the afternoon. I need to fuck.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I just fuck smoke somewhere. I just imagine this crazy fucking we're doing a podcast in the metaverse. Yes, we will be. But the thing is this is like how can people get stoned in the metaverse? Like your characters is like, oh look my character's how I. I was like what the fuck's the point of that? They're going to have like
Starting point is 00:12:20 dude you're going to have to plug in. Like it's in the matrix? Yeah. You're going to have to plug in dog and you can't plug it out. It looks so painful, dude. It doesn't connect. The pieces don't go. Yeah. Well, the thing is, it's like, yeah. It's like, you cannot smoke in the metaver.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Anyway, so Facebook gaming speaking. Yeah. No bullshit. Even if you plug in. You just bleed into your brain. Yeah. Oh, just pure TTC stream. And then you come out.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Just Terps. Keep the THC. Just give me the Terps. What? What are the turps? The terpines. The turpines. Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Anyway, on the same topic as Facebook, Facebook gaming surpassed YouTube live in hours watched, Which brings me back to the fact If they gave you 10 You would I mean the fact that you're still competing and streaming like they that's an affordable thing for something like that The fact that they've already surpassed YouTube live in hours watching quarter three that's they're here to play Okay They are here to game
Starting point is 00:13:17 What the fuck? What's that? What's that? Total hour stream nobody's fucking with Twitch No Why didn't they mention Twitter? What's there? They just left Twitch out of it. Yeah, Twitch is just running shit.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Yeah, Twitch is real. That's crazy. Total hour straight. Well, this is our stream. I want to see ours watched. Yeah, hours watched. No, no one's ever going to beat YouTube in ours watch. Twitch is just gaming and some like RL content.
Starting point is 00:13:47 On stream, though, on just streaming. What is this? Live, right? Yeah, this is just streaming. And Twitch is destroying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Twitch is. Yeah, of course. Yeah. How do you think? Google feels or YouTube feels so the fact that they could have bought Twitch Amazon comes up saying yeah we'll give you a billion dollars fucking Google wasn't like I'll give you two billion and it won't even matter yeah what's what's Twitch worth now Matt can you look at the at what what Twitch is worth because it was bought for
Starting point is 00:14:18 970 something million I couldn't you make it like damn what that's which is yeah 15 billion now yeah that's a investment, yeah, I mean, we talked about it before, but you got to look at it from the perspective. Like, how much you think, how much is YouTube worth, Matt? Give me that fucking thing. Because you got to think about if you're, if you're Google and your
Starting point is 00:14:40 plan is what Amazon's plan is, we should be... How much Facebook's worth, bro? 500, YouTube is worth 500 billion. Look how much Facebook's worth. It's got, is it a trillion? I think so. No. No, Facebook's up there. It's in the top 20 in the world. Yeah, 100%, but
Starting point is 00:14:55 I don't know, I don't know about it being like A trillion. Wait, Google is valued at 1.6 trillion. So no way that Facebook is valued at a trillion even closer. Google just make sure you see that their shit's way better. Like, look, it shows you YouTube. Shows you YouTube, but they just make it to default. Yeah, why is that there?
Starting point is 00:15:13 That's so funny. Like, they just have that as a comparison. It's a flex. Like, yeah, YouTube's pretty big, huh? Yeah. Themselves. They're like, I'm this big. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:21 That's hilarious. What's up, man? 1.2 trillion. Okay. 1.2 trillion. I mean, they're up there. 1.6. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:30 they're way up there. Amazon? I mean, Tesla is what? A trillion? Apple is a trillion. So, you know, it's crazy. It's nuts. The cash is just...
Starting point is 00:15:41 Are they even seeing me? What did you say? I said the cash is just flowing on those sides. Just flowing. 1.7 is Amazon. So it's more than Google, which is crazy to me because... I mean, I guess it's commerce. There's no real true commerce.
Starting point is 00:15:55 You don't buy anything from Google. Yeah. I mean, if you go to shopping, you can buy like the same shit, but it won't be delivered the way that Amazon the Amazon snapped. Like they legit like changed the life. They changed the game. Apple is less than fucking Microsoft.
Starting point is 00:16:09 What the fuck? That's crazy. Who's someone buying Microsoft shit? Yeah. Just buying the surface. You get a surface? It's like the iPad of Microsoft. I see like I don't even know that. Well they, whenever they pan to like the NFL games
Starting point is 00:16:23 all like the offensive defensive coordinators, I mean it's an ad, but you can see like the surface. I don't know you're talking about. I thought there's right ads. I mean, they might have a partnership with it. Microsoft service. Ten cents is number 11.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Get the fudge. Where's Activision? It can't be. No, Activision is not even good. Ten cents. $5164. Like Visa. Alibaba.
Starting point is 00:16:44 How are you worth more than Visa? All they do is cash. It's all they do. They're just money. I mean, it's all the shit I see every day. Walt Disney. Netflix. Salesforce.
Starting point is 00:16:54 I figured Disney would be higher, actually. PayPal makes sense. I mean. Pay probably. PayPal me. Venmo me? No, it says that. What's Ili lily?
Starting point is 00:17:03 Is that someone's name? Eli, Eli. Eli, Lili? It's got to be like shoes, dude. It's got to be like shoes. 300 employees production plants in 13 countries annual sales for a return to a billion worldwide company is one of the largest pharmaceutical companies. Of course.
Starting point is 00:17:18 My competitors. Look, look, you see this? Mark my words, okay? This is pharmaceutical companies. Do you know what's going to happen when a natural medicine comes into the market? That's accepted by R. You see Pine Park? You see Pine Park, dude.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Yeah, that'd be crazy. You will see Pine Park. All right, Maddie, let's get back to the program. So, with that said, do you think that they, a company that's trying to get more market share in, in the ad streaming wars? It's not going to give this dude five a year? 100%. Definitely would. There's, like, like, in my.
Starting point is 00:17:57 I mean, that's a lot of money, bro. That's a lot of shit. Some people, that's a lot of money. They don't be a lot of money. You know, all right. So this is the one that I don't get mad and you're going to have to walk me through this a little bit, okay? Twitch money laundering scandal with...
Starting point is 00:18:11 Yeah, what is this? You know what's up? I mean, it only makes sense. Like, okay, so look. Let me read it. Let me read the topic. Okay, I saw something too. I was all confused.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Twitch money laundering scandal with Valorant players. People are donating money to streamers via bits with stolen credit cards. Those streamers, then give someone that donated money back to the person who donated it. Is there like no way to track bits? Well,
Starting point is 00:18:33 and like, you get what I'm saying? Like, if you have someone's information, you can't just go to Bank of America ATM. Like, you get what I'm saying? The only way for you to get that in cash
Starting point is 00:18:43 is to send it to someone and then send it back. Yeah. And now you have the money. You know what I'm saying? You can't just like, you have someone's card information. You can't just walk into Wells Fargo.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Like, hey, I got it. Yeah. How do they do it here? Yeah. That's probably one of the easiest ways. Yeah, there's made bits, the money. You just donate it, you tell them, like, don't know how do you get the information for the car?
Starting point is 00:19:02 You can buy that. Make a random Twitch account on a VPN or some shit and just do it. And donate bits and then I pay you from like my Twitch check. Think about it. Imagine you got like a 10, a group of 10 people. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That would be crazy. Come on, God.
Starting point is 00:19:19 You got 10 people. Wait, I got it. We can. Wait, so Valerant kids are doing this? They were professionals on The professional players? Two professional players or Savage's.
Starting point is 00:19:33 They're brothers on like a Turkish team or something like that. Wait, is one of them seen at or whatever? See, I know that name. That guy's actually good. It's Turkish, right? And he's getting money. What an idiot.
Starting point is 00:19:42 What an idiot? What? Why ruin a good thing? When you have a good thing, why do some... Greed will imprison us... There's no way they didn't think they were getting a caught for that. That's such like a...
Starting point is 00:19:52 It's something that'll like you'll get away with for like a month, two months. And then it's just, it's just gonna bite out and so you and buy don't do i don't understand how in the world of the internet where everything gets leaked and found out that people still think that they cannot get they can get away with shit people are going to find out literally dude it's like the old days they got caught through the twitch leak oh my god oh my god leakers man leakers slingers ruling about eight million valuation
Starting point is 00:20:22 oh wait he had a big evaluation eight mill to be exact and Bits. Yeah. Oh wait. Yeah. We would know. Oh, he found another one. Yeah. Hell yeah. What the fuck. Yeah, we would know for sure. Like, we don't see you driving a Lambo. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:20:41 I mean, if you're... You think I'm an idiot? No, you would wait. You're dumb, you'd wait 15 years. If you're dumb, you go buy a Lambo right away. Yeah, I just, you know... Pay Blubon some crypto. Had a crazy casino run.
Starting point is 00:20:52 It's everyone. You're right. If you think about it, bits. are a cryptocurrency kind of not at all I mean yeah they are
Starting point is 00:21:01 they're a literal digital currency that is made out of real money yeah but does the price go up on it based on how many
Starting point is 00:21:07 people are like buying it but it's still it's still a form of currency there's an exchange there yeah PayPal is fucking crypto yeah with that logic
Starting point is 00:21:16 yeah it is it is it's just it's a form it's actually digital cash yes digital currency that's crazy it might not fluctuate
Starting point is 00:21:24 the way that other markets fluctuate but it's still like something. I mean, money itself is fake. Like the value of a paper dollar is not what it used to be because gold and everything that backs it doesn't exist. If anything, you should be, like everybody forgets that a dollar is a receipt.
Starting point is 00:21:42 It's nothing but a receipt. It says this has, this is a dollar. It's worth a dollar as a receipt. And you exchange receipts without people. Yeah, I wonder what it was like back in the day during the gold rush. Like. Cut throat.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Like everyone's just traveling to. California. Just leaving all their shit and they're like, we've got to go to Cali. There's like gold. Imagine how dangerous it was in that time. It was probably so hostile. You just walk into a bar and a motherfucker, he's got a chewing. Give me all your gold. Give me your shit, bro. He's got a revolver.
Starting point is 00:22:12 He's like, you don't look like you got that twang. Oh my gosh. But they used to like shoot people over a poker game. Like they think you're cheating. They just pop you. You're bluffing. the guy pulls out the gun but at the same time when he stretches the aces in there he's like
Starting point is 00:22:29 oh fuck this guy shoots him and they're shooting each other that's the way it goes but that's that is a bizarre like who even thinks to do some I feel like it was the brother's fault did they feel like or did they just get looped into it because I think Cina was probably playing baller all day
Starting point is 00:22:44 yeah like he probably didn't even have him he probably just got convinced well weren't they all weren't they both pros I don't know I'm pretty sure they were both pros if they're both pros and you don't know The thing is this, if you get to be one of the lucky people that gets to pay a salary to play video games, dude, like, think of other ways. Don't go the bad way.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Like, you can, the thing is this is, like, if they put the same amount of brain power to figure out this scheme, you can figure out how to create an actual legal business. A sub-a-thathon. Yeah. Look at a fun sub-a-thon. Yeah. Fun-sub-games on Sundays. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I just, I just, if you're that creative to be able to, to, to, year some of this I was like one of the the the best entrepreneurs are always going to be the hustlers to have the creativity to come up with different ways to make that cash that is bizarre though I wonder how much money they're getting in bits because which is probably like what the fuck is this and you see like a huge fluctuation of bit money as head streamers you know yeah because like when you look at your show you can wait so when does it become weird like I don't know he's got a hundred viewers and he's gotten a million two million bits this month how much is a bit worth one cent per bit so one cent so a hundred bits is a dollar yes so 10,000 bits is 100 bomb 100 bucks yeah yeah is yeah is it yeah he just like yo thanks so much uh anonymous for the 60 million bits and he does it over and over or did they all do it in one lump sum of like here's 500,000 bits I don't know what here's saying here's a million how would you do it I would do it in a weird way how did you do it it's a million dollar guys guys are idiots you're doing it online yeah you got to do it like when I'm off stream 4 a.m.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Matter of fact, I'm in someone else's chat chatting. Just to really do like throw it like you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, formal was in this chat at 4 a.m. You didn't know what's going on. That's insane though. Well, that's a thing though. How do they prove?
Starting point is 00:24:40 Right? Like, at what lengths did they have to go to to prove somebody in Turkey? Well, wouldn't it be as simple as like Twitch getting a, a fucking notification from the credit card company and that person complaining? And they're like, yo, I got a charge to, Twitch and then the credit card company calls Twitch and they're like it's just fraudulent and like what we can't do them about that's bits you can't track
Starting point is 00:24:59 what I'm saying though it's like it's like where the where they get the fact that it was like their fans or whoever and watching them laundering it because after after it leaves if I say anymore I'm gonna actually investigate by Twitch yeah after you after you after you leave after the money leaves Twitch like they can't track like how the fuck are they gonna go you how much well you they would have to go into their bank accounts and see those transactions yeah it's just too much man I I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how the answer works. Did you know, did you hear about this train wrecks stuff?
Starting point is 00:25:26 Like, he, he, EA banned him from playing in Nick Merck's Apex Legend Surments because of Trainwrex gambling streams. Trainwrex pissed because FIFA packs are essentially gambling. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. And I think, you know, I think the balls for Twitch to, like, for EA, for EA to have any say in that. Like, are they putting up cash?
Starting point is 00:25:50 Like, a forfeiting from the. Gosh, forfeit him. If he wins, forfeit him from the money. But you can't, you can't stop him from streaming. You know what I mean? Like, it, I just don't understand sometimes the logic behind some of these things. Yeah, that one's a little flawed. If he's just like, why? Like, why do they, why do they care enough? You know, like, it's not like he's gambling when he's playing with Nick. It's like, yeah. This is why. I just had the epiphany. This is why. Because EA knows that. FIFA packs could, in essence, be considered gambling because you don't know what you're going to get. Sometimes you get good shit, sometimes you know. And you can trade that, that, that, that, uh, that NFT to somebody else, can't you? Can you?
Starting point is 00:26:33 Can you trade? Can you trade? I don't know if you can turn that. Where's Castro? Can we FaceTime Castro? So it's basically like opening CS boxes. Yeah. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:26:42 I don't know if you can trade the items once you have them yet. I don't know. I don't think so. That completely changes the game. Let me ask you this. I have in a, uh, a, a. a Fortnite account that has like some really old school dope. Oh, you're saying to sell the account.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Yeah, could I sell the whole bunch of like rare shit? I'm sure that does happen. Oh yeah, that was a thing for a little bit. That does happen for sure. Yeah, that happens. One of the one of the, see, this is the problem though, okay? Like people in this industry, young people in this industry that see the opportunities that they have like more often than not try to expand from just gaming, right?
Starting point is 00:27:16 They try to diversify their their income. We saw it during the scandal with CSGO skins My problem with that is like If they weren't greedy And they weren't fucking with it And they were just like yo this is legit They would be so much better off
Starting point is 00:27:34 In the long term They would have made so much money dude It's a billion dollar industry Within the first fucking year They fucked out The skins were? Yeah That's bizarre
Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah I believe The second that they started to Turn knobs and dials on the back end that's when we, that's when everything started to go to shrie. I don't really. They would have just fucking let it go. He's just greed.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I don't really remember what happened with that. So let's say, uh, optic skins.com because that's what we were going to call it. But we're going to do it the right way, obviously. Opticskins.com.
Starting point is 00:28:05 You roll the dice or you roll something and then you get something. What they were doing is like, since he's a streamer, I'm going to give him a higher probability of winning. They were doing so much sketchy shit, dude. Yeah. And that's,
Starting point is 00:28:16 because I was like, I was like in the thing of it. So then you see the streamer. winning you're like I'm gonna go win. Dude the Phantom Lord thing was insane. I was playing on the site called CSCO Shuffle. And like every single round there's like a ticket thing at the bottom it says like the hash mark, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:28:29 That's like that determines the winner. That's predetermined. Yeah. So the owner of Seasco Shuffle was like telling Phantom Word what the ticket was gonna be before the pots were even like going. You know like five pots down. So like five pots from now he's going in first, making sure he's in first like $5,000.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Like he's getting all the bottom tickets, you know? And then just guaranteeing a win and then faking a reaction. and it was just like so crin and then on top of that making money on the gifting he was a huge streamer
Starting point is 00:28:54 yeah Bannamo was like a top five stream at the time he was the number one person that was like he was like a top five streamer at the time on Twitch and then just got
Starting point is 00:29:01 that time was what a greedy bastard not only a greedy bastard what the fuck the thing that says like the money that it set esports back
Starting point is 00:29:10 a ton because right now look at this this dude's getting getting banned from gambling right now Activision
Starting point is 00:29:17 right now what's Fortnite? Always forget Fortnite. Epic games. Like no EA, obviously, like no one is going to allow. Like, Riot is not going to allow draft kings to sponsor a jersey. That's so much, like, in the long term,
Starting point is 00:29:34 there would have been, like, it's coming, right? Like, gambling in e-sports is coming. 100%. The reason it's not here already is because of that shit right there. Well, it's there. I've seen people tweet me. They're like, you just lost me 500 bucks.
Starting point is 00:29:48 And I'm like, I don't know. No, it's there, but not at the level in the United States that it needs to be at. It's not like real sports betting it. It's just like kind of half-ass thing. In Europe, what's that, what's that betting site in BetSafe in Europe? What are the, the, is BetSafe? Well, I mean, now people just VPN to get around. Like, if there's limitations on your country or wherever you live, they just VPN to be able to play.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Yeah. All I'm saying is that, like, we would be, I mean, man, like this thing thrott on fan engagement and sponsorship money. And that could help a lot of people. But also there's a lot of responsibility comes with it. You can't have kids fucking gambling. You know what I mean? Like it's...
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Starting point is 00:34:45 What? How many socks was that? I needed new socks, dude. They were just, they just disappear. They actually do. Sox are one of the things that just go. They actually do. You go to an event, you lose two pairs of socks.
Starting point is 00:34:55 You go. I don't lose them. Never. Like, they might get aggressive. Never. You guys are looking at sock demons. Yeah. There's, that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I bought like 24 pairs of socks. If there's one thing that I have a lot of. Dude, I literally had none. Like, I'd be wearing is a socks. No shot. Yeah. Little trolly ones? You were constantly pulling them up?
Starting point is 00:35:17 No, like they fit, but they were just troly. Like, I wore rubber ducky socks to the EDM concert. Yeah, but that fits there. That fits there, yeah. Yeah, that fit fits there. You were actually kind of cool for that. Yeah. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:35:29 For sure. Yeah, I don't know. Listen, I've offered this to Brandon, too, right? I told Brandon, I'm a Brandon. If you give me $2,500, I'll get you set up for your whole outfit for all fall. Just give me $2,500. I'll get you like fucking seven outfits, fire ones. shit I might take you up on that fucking skinny I'll do that me do you don't need to
Starting point is 00:35:50 look at us bro we're not skinning we're fucking freshest what stay fresh I mean I wouldn't buy don't balance yeah I got hoodie though now I mean you gotta be on a 20 you need to buy a bunch of I mean that's fine I know where would you like but I mean if you give someone a $2,500 budget you're not gonna how much was that hoodie probably like $2,500 this is a whole bunch $2,500 not $2,500 like probably like up there $1,200 I said a hundred bucks Jesus half the budget I wouldn't do that see that thing is it comfy damn it's good quality it lasts for a hundred dollars came out mm so you know
Starting point is 00:36:27 wearing tears that happened we're in tears for a minute is so fun yeah the I'm just saying what fuck how did we get two fits oh the fits that you were wearing about I would have hooked you up man yeah it's you like wear whatever yeah literally it might be the most acceptable place to wear whatever the fuck you try to dress troll at eddm I would totally put you in some Oshkosh, be gosh, like overalls. I throw them in some, like, fishnets. Fishnets. And they fit at the budders.
Starting point is 00:36:53 No. With the butter. Yeah, with the butters. You be like, you know, that guy is actually. Yeah. Same socks. We'll let you keep the socks. We'll let you keep the is his socks.
Starting point is 00:37:04 No top. No top, literate. Fishnets in the socks. Yeah. And a hat maybe with a little umbrella. With a cowboy hat. Really top. It's getting real weird.
Starting point is 00:37:13 With a fan. Yeah, yeah. You feel like that? freaky-diki you know percent all right this is where he gets tricky okay Elon must says that he will donate two percent I saw this at the beginning of the week Elon must will donate two percent of the of his net worth six billion dollars bro think about that so fucking rich yeah two percent of your net worth is six billion that's insane what let me see let me do the math on Seth's a lot of chat that's
Starting point is 00:37:39 insane dude that's a lot of chat let's see a lot of ched had six billion dollars where is that coming from he's not even to notice so is that bank account like like a cashier's normal check how are you getting this money is that 300 is that 300 billion what six billion dollars is like in cash a lot it looks crazy you think it's filled up this whole desk like it would fill up oh it'd be like it'd be from here to like that wall for sure just straight 292 billion dollars yo shout up to Elon Musk man he doesn't have six he has six billion in a bank account though No, no way.
Starting point is 00:38:16 I wonder where it all, it is all stored. He probably got like, I'm picturing a fucking vault. He probably got like, like small vaults. Bro, imagine beat Jeff Bezos last year. You're like, I'm the richest dude in the world. Like, fuck, fuck, fuck Elon. You know what I'm saying? Like space, like space.
Starting point is 00:38:28 What's, what's Elon? What's, uh, what's his name? The Amazon guy's, uh, space thing? Well, he also got cut in half, didn't he because of his divorce? Oh my, no, it wasn't half. It wasn't half. She's donating a lot of it though. I respect her on that.
Starting point is 00:38:43 No, I respect her on that too. Yeah, bring up a McKenzie I can't think of his name. I'm gonna take your money, I'm gonna fucking burn it. Every time hers, every time it shoots up, she starts dishing billions out. Oh my God, bro, billions. For real. Good for her.
Starting point is 00:38:59 And this is the same right there, 56.56.7 and she has donated. God damn. I mean, once you've got a billion dollars, she don't need to do anything else besides like Besides like, philanthropist things or maybe trying to make different businesses. Like, but once you have that much money, as long as you live not like a complete and utter asshole, you're good forever. I'm not joking.
Starting point is 00:39:26 $56 billion, all my friends are now billionaires too. They're instantly given a billion dollars. If I had 56 billion, every one of my friends is getting $2 billion. They'll be mega million. I'm not even trying. If you have that much. I'm not giving them a billion. I'm giving them a billion.
Starting point is 00:39:37 I'm giving that much money. No. If I have 56 billion. Bro. You're eating. Why you're eating? 27 billion if you have 57 people a billion how no how about this for whatever reason you divorce jeff pesos and then he gives you 56.27 billion how much you giving me uh i'm gonna give you at a
Starting point is 00:39:56 56 i'm gonna give you a billion how much you gotta give scump i'm gonna give scump a hundred million i'm gonna give everyone like a hundred that's so that's so fucked i mean if you guys want a billion i give you a billion i'll give you a billion i'll give you 50 billion how about this if somebody told you $56 billion, but you have to give up, you have to give away $50 billion. No problem. I would easily do that. Yeah, no problem. $7 billion almost, round that up?
Starting point is 00:40:23 I mean, like, you're set forever. Forever. You're never worrying about money. You never have to, like, yeah, what did I do at the club last night? Never. Okay, so the reason that we're talking about this specifically is because Elon said that he was going to give $6 billion to the, right? if it solved world hunger
Starting point is 00:40:43 because the guy from, who was it, Matt? Who was the guy from the UN that said something? It's on this Twitter thing. He's such a troll, dude. If they can describe it on this Twitter thread exactly how $6 billion will solve it. Imagine that's the guy that's going to, like, someone's, they have someone out there right now
Starting point is 00:40:59 that's like trying to write responses to that, you know? So that's $6 billion. Somebody at the UN, the director of the United Nations says that Elon Musk could solve world hunger with 2% of his net worth. And Elon's like, if that's the case and you can prove it, I will fucking do it. I fuck with that heavy. I fuck with that.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Elon don't play no fucking games. He said, if WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6 billion will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock tonight or right now and do that shit. Prove it, and he'll do it. And guess what? He would do it. I feel like
Starting point is 00:41:34 100%. He definitely would. Yeah. And it's like, and then here's another data point. Go up again, Matt? go up again another another thing saying in 2020 the UN world food program WFP raised for 8.4 8 billion how come it didn't solve the world hunger then where the fuck did that money go right I mean how much money does it take to solve world hunger I don't really know that man what's an estimated amount of money that you would need to solve world hunger who's answering that though how many
Starting point is 00:42:00 humans are there in the world a lot bro not as many ants but solve what like not as many his ants would we give those checks like so many fucking ants you up. Meaning what, though? So, all right. So you're homeless. What, what it comes with this? Fucking, like, you got to check every month? Well, what's a way? Are you saying, like, if someone don't, if someone don't in six billion, what changes for them? Come on, you mean, you know, I think so. You know, normal people with money are going to go. I think that is, yeah. Oh, you're right. You're right. Oh, random. But did you see that thing recently of a guy who, like, applied to six flags, like, passed and you get two free meals a day? He said he went there for, like,
Starting point is 00:42:37 lunch and dinner for, like, X amount of years and seen. No, he did it. I swear to God, I just saw some articles. If he just had like an annual pass? Yeah, and just like, oh, my God, that's so smart. Yeah. If you live right that, like live across the street. 159 bucks for the year to do that. That is so far.
Starting point is 00:42:52 And he just went shaking the fingers and fries every day. That's insane. Seth would do that shit 100%. Look at him. He's like, I would. That's kind of, it's for 160 bucks you eat for the whole year? Yeah. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:43:05 Who's not doing that? Okay, yeah. The 1140 man says he ate almost every meal. at six flags for $150 a year and repaid his student loans with that. Oh my god, that's so chippable. Shout out to that genius. It'd be annoying as fuck going back and forth for like us, but like for him. He's to like go through the gates, but.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Yeah. Well, dude. I mean, you're standing in line everywhere. He's in there so hungry in line. I cannot wait for this. No, he would go to different restaurants. Uh, well, he'd get a trip in there like, ah. Those things are weird though.
Starting point is 00:43:33 It's probably specific to like one like, like their biggest, like, you know what I'm saying? Their biggest cafeteria they have. It's not going to be like. all the like the gourmet shit like you're not gonna be able to go there and you know what saying it's gonna be specific for like the one big place that they have probably that's how these places work it's like i'm gonna have two burgers today but i'm not gonna eat the bread you know what i'm only gonna make a little taco salad like that's crazy apart from the diet
Starting point is 00:43:58 apart from the diet you can get all sorts of things like dip and dots sundays churros pretzels etc keme asada salad to the menu what a salad that's actually so genius like I'll tip that bro I tip that too like I mean at what point did he get that epiphany it's probably good too I don't know he's right six guys one day and like was like I could eat here every day he's like wait it took me fucking wait if I leave at fucking at lunchtime I can yeah on a weekday no one's here summers are like oh that's so bad I have to that's crazy yeah summers is when he was like I didn't hear about this he's actually crazy he probably went some days without eating his dinner
Starting point is 00:44:40 I bet you, I bet you, I bet you money that if it took 10% of his net worth to solve world hunger, he would do it too. Probably. And this is what I mean, right? Like when people are saying tax the fucking rich, like this is not going to fucking solve everything. Just leave, you know what I mean? Don't tax the rich. Just, you know what I mean? Yeah, he's a sell Tesla stock right now.
Starting point is 00:45:00 That's why Hutch has no idea when he talks about anything that has to do with economics. He, he, you think Hutch knows more than the direct. of the UN now but yet he's there talking tax hacks tax hacks tax my buddy hex and then tells me to buy him a fucking Tesla yeah don't you get like it's a thing go listen go to go to anytime you see Hutch live go to his stream and then type type in the chat tax hacks the whole chat will be like tax tax bro no bullshit yeah he like made it a meme yeah oh my gosh and then he also made a a meme I want to buy him a Tesla like Jesus Christ don't you get like a tax
Starting point is 00:45:40 break if you own like a yo what does it call economic free I was like I was like that text that like tax break I was like I mean you can get tax breaks if you think about anything well no I'm saying just for the car if you get a Tesla yeah yeah yeah because of the emissions yeah yeah it's not not anything but yeah I mean you can still right I mean as a business you can write off like a vehicle that is that weighs X amount and all you have to do is put a sticker on there that's your business and Tesla's really drive themselves yeah but you have to like press it like big timer or I mean sli e-s-sheimer we knew this dude random dude that drove from the scoff house to
Starting point is 00:46:20 the Bulls game without touching it all he did was tie a towel right we tested it oh yeah when it like because you have to touch the wheel to make sure you're not sleeping or nothing like you can't be sleeping like it'll start beeping and and like just stop the car like type shit yeah that that is ridiculous so you which part I don't trust all of it I do You haven't seen like the freak stories where the computer system malfunctions? Do you want me to freak you out? You want to know the weirdest shit I heard about Tesla?
Starting point is 00:46:46 You put your life in the hands of an AI robot rather than just driving your car. Probably in better hands, yeah. It probably is better for a fucking robot to drive me than a human brain, yeah. Yeah, of course. So many distractions. I'm looking at my phone half the time. I'm not going to test. I would trust it.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I would trust it. I would trust it. I don't drive anywhere. That'd be fun. Yeah, I would for sure trust it, 100%. I don't know if I would trust it. I'd rather. You want to hear something.
Starting point is 00:47:09 something freaky about Tesla? Sure. All right, you rather what? I'd rather me be in control. It's like when you're on a plane. I'd, you know, like, you'd rather have to trust the pilot. Wait. Yeah, but he's also trusting.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Wait, is this for Tesla? Okay, approximately 17,250 car crashes each age. Just like just Tesla's. Yo, Brandon, do you want to hear something crazy? They wouldn't be one of the trillion dollars if it was happening. Yeah, right? Like, more this way. In between Seth and, all right?
Starting point is 00:47:39 Brandon, I'm going to tell you a story and you tell me if you believe it or not. There's a video. I watched a video. I've been watching TikToks a lot lately before I go to bed. And I'm like this. And the second that I do that, I put it away and I pass out. All right. People in a Tesla were driving through a cemetery.
Starting point is 00:47:57 They were driving through a cemetery. And you know how Tesla can detect on the viewer that there's people there? They were seeing ghosts. Like Tesla. People walking. It looked like people like walking. And there was no... Matt, bring up the...
Starting point is 00:48:11 That's cat. The Tesla cemetery on YouTube. No bullshit. Right here, look, look. Tesla in a cemetery. Look at those people. There's nobody in front of them. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:48:22 Because they're censors? Yeah. They're playing Drizzi in the bottom right. Yeah, okay. Let's go! Yeah, I kind of believe it now. Yeah, you believe it now, because only truthful people. Marvarez is playing while a ghost is just knocking on the window.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Wait, that's a fucking sad-ass vibe. You're listening to Marvin's room going through a cemetery? Oh, sir. Like, look, look, look. Wait. That's all the bodies underground and walking. Yeah, and you have to understand. That's kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Is that what it's detecting? Is it detecting bodies on the island? Yeah, but it's under. I don't know if, I don't think, I don't think it's detecting necessarily. I think. Did Tesla crap is what of the fucking afterlife? Are those, no, wait, this can't be that crazy. Are they detecting just like, just the bodies under the, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Yeah, that's what I thought. No. Because, no, you cannot. Are you sure? Why was that shit? What is, what is. The walking thing is that, like, that's just, That's just a program that says, like, you can be standing there and...
Starting point is 00:49:11 Because you got to know its way the person's walking. Okay, think about it this way. Say I'm going over a bridge in a Tesla, okay? And there's, like, I'm going to a bridge in Chicago and there's people under me. Is the car able to detect people under me as well? Okay, then they can detect people underground. It's cold. It's cold.
Starting point is 00:49:23 It's cold. A human have no... Heat. Yeah, they're right. Their mom. Oh, my God. You're right. They grow off of some form of energy, whether that's body temperature or just your
Starting point is 00:49:37 electrolytes. Huh? You freaked out by this? Yeah, I'm fucking freaked out. That's true. That's why I'm gonna go. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to bust this, mate. What's so? Would you, we need Will. Will has, Will has a Tesla still. Oh, I'm not going. You want to go to a cemetery.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Wait, why? That's like asking like, yeah, it's like, we had to go to the most. It's got a Ouija board. What's like? What's the guy? That's asking like the ghost to haunt you forever. Yeah. Yeah. You can disturb my shing.
Starting point is 00:49:59 You're putting Marvin's room in shit? Right. I'm so sad. Imagine some ghosts is like, oh, they're here to pick me up. So where we going? Oh, we're playing Val? All right. The other conspiracy theory that we're going to end this thing on. Bro, have you heard of the La Palma volcano?
Starting point is 00:50:17 Okay. Matt, bring it up. The La Palma volcano recently erupted. Okay, and I've been doing research on this. And it hasn't been covered by any of the news outlets, period. Except for you. Where's it at? Except for me.
Starting point is 00:50:29 It's in the Canary Islands off of the west coast of Africa. Matt will bring it up in a little bit, but three years ago, a scientist realized that the side of the volcanoes... Oh, I read about this where if it breaks off, it's going to cause a tsunami. Why does these two have these like little like things they've read about? This really is a real. It's happening. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. All right. Check this out. Three years. Your Bose looks fucking shook. I, no, I research just like five, six years ago. Maybe longer.
Starting point is 00:51:02 You got sure for a second? If you research it, it'll tell you like, This is supposed to wipe out the whole East Coast. It won't reach Texas. It's so big that it's going to fall into the water. Hit the water and the water's just going to keep picking up all the way. As fast as a jet for nine hours straight. All the way to land. It'll lose a couple of feet.
Starting point is 00:51:21 So this is like some 2012 shit. Yes. What? But this is what freak me out. You see the statue of liberty. Oh, that's crazy. This has come back to life, bro. You know what you know why it freaked me out?
Starting point is 00:51:32 I mean, it's the East Coast. This morning when I was on TikTok and they brought it up. Now, mind you, okay, I don't believe everything on TikTok, okay? Especially the flat earth shit. This is my problem with flat earthers. Let's say you're a flat earther. You ready? Okay, the earth is flat.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Okay. So what? Like, what do you want to prove that it's flat? Okay, it's flat. Do you want to hear me say it back to you? Yeah, like, what's going to happen? Who's going to come out and be like, yeah, we owe you money, dude. Yeah, we've been fucking foolish.
Starting point is 00:52:05 you this whole time. Nothing happens. You would just live on a flat earth nap. Dropping out of the astronomy program. Okay. So, all right. That aside. I saw that and I'm like, yo, that's fucking crazy that the conspiracy theory ended up being on that girl that went missing, that they thought the boyfriend and the he too was
Starting point is 00:52:21 also strangled apparently. They find his body? Who is this? Brian Laundry. He got strangled as well. He found remains of skull. Yeah, so it was... How do you know so much? Because we read, we're educated, we're cultured. Unlike you gamers who all do is fucking gold name. I'm literally just doing nothing all day.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Yeah. That shit was actually weird. Okay, but the thing is this is like, that happened? Listen to me. Okay, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna set up the conspiracy for you. She goes missing. Everybody's blaming the boyfriend. Uh-huh. For a long time.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Every news source, everybody's covering that. That happened at the exact same time thereabouts as when the volcano, like in the time frame, that the volcano erupted. And then no one covered the volcano. You know, they covered the, they cover the Haiti, the Haitian earthquake. I remember that. They cover all that. Why aren't they covering this one thing?
Starting point is 00:53:11 And why did this happen to be that? And then the most conspiracy thing about it is that for the longest time, they thought it was a boyfriend that did it. Are these two related? The volcano in this fucking. Well, he's saying that that's what covered up the volcano. So do you think they're trying to cover up like mass hysteria or some shit? Yes. So everyone doesn't freak the fuck out?
Starting point is 00:53:28 Because it wasn't the boyfriend in the end. So there's a fucking wave coming forth right now? Right now. and it won't hit us. What do you mean it was the boyfriend? Who killed her then? It wasn't the boyfriend. Wait,
Starting point is 00:53:35 who's the boyfriend died too? What the fuck? Remember, they found his body. I don't even know what's all that. There's so much information. They killed both of them. I don't even know what's happening with the boyfriend's story.
Starting point is 00:53:46 They killed both of them. And then they made it seem. They only put her remains out there. And then the boyfriend came out later. And then you're just down the hole. Anyway, so check this out. Then who was it?
Starting point is 00:53:54 This is what freaked me out this morning. When I saw that, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Like, any time I say a conspiracy, I go to the bucket myself.
Starting point is 00:54:01 I'm gonna do my research. I heard this roughly, if I had to take a guess, I heard this about seven, eight years ago, maybe 10. Tell me about the girlfriend. About this. Not the girlfriend thing, what? I don't know. Dude, I don't know what's going on. Okay, listen, that's what freaked me off this morning.
Starting point is 00:54:16 I'm like, let me debunk this. And then I see a video from three years ago explaining exactly how everything was going to happen. It's on YouTube three years ago that explained everything how it was going to happen. And it's happening right now. And it's happening right now. And it's happening right now. Matt, bring up, bring up the live feed of the volcano. And we should post this video tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Yeah, right when you get the word out. Hello. Yeah, let's round up the troops. Optic causes mad hit mass hysteria. Optic saves the world. That's what it is. That's where we're going with. The East Coast.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Yeah, but like once the East Coast is down, hysteria hits. Mass zombie spawns. You can't swim that out. You can't swim that out. Where's the live feed, Matt? Hit me with the live feed. You never know. Unless some shark NATO shit happens.
Starting point is 00:54:58 You never where's Doug Sensor Martin? Where's Doug at? You get him the right well you're doing this Matt I also want you to open up a map a world map on a different place Matt Dude apparently there's a tsunami coming from the east coast Yeah you're gonna be shook we're hearing about this We're gonna be sure and now for all your audio listeners Yeah peace oh shit Brandon's from the way where's where's
Starting point is 00:55:21 See later Turks and Caicos Mm-hmm Yeah imagine standing he's imagine standing you imagine standing New Finland. New Finland, there are? Is that the East side? Like, Florida, maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:34 You shoot, you know, he shoots fucking straight. So in theory, what you should be doing, it should be dumping all of your insurance stock right now. I'm kidding, we're not financial analysts. But they're going to take a hit if this shit happens. Housing, think about that shit. Commercial buildings. That's where it is.
Starting point is 00:55:48 That's crazy. Oh, my God. And the waves coming? Oh, yeah. Wait, when does the waves spawn, then? If it hasn't spawned already. It hasn't spawned already. It hasn't spun.
Starting point is 00:55:55 What needs to happen? It's the ocean. of the volcano needs to break off. Oh, so right now it's like held together? Yeah, I mean, so it's a mountain, right? It's held together by what? Just like a string. No, it's dirt.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I know, I'm saying like how close is it to falling is my point. No one knows. Okay, well. No one knows what. Well, how close it is from breaking off. If you're on these coast, get the fuck out of there. Come to Texas. And then...
Starting point is 00:56:17 Well, that's like the same thing as the West Coast. To get an idea, if you look up like ice or like, like, like iceberg falling into water or something, like, or a mountain falling into water, you could see, like, like, like, like, like, like the little-ass reaction of it falling, just imagine something huge. Yeah. It's like the size of a state would be crazy. You know,
Starting point is 00:56:36 we better pray that the fucking yellowstone thing doesn't blow up while we're like. Oh, we're fucking in our lifetime. It's shot for some generation. Listen, we're not going to get burnt to death, but we are going to suffocate to death because the ashes. No sun,
Starting point is 00:56:50 no ash. Nothing. All the plants are going to die. What is it called the, the, uh, an ice age will be in. Literally. I was going to say like,
Starting point is 00:56:57 it's kind of like a nuclear. You're a winner. Dude, seeing the planet from like the space station would probably be insane. You imagine it's just like a black ball. Dude, that would be insane. Or you see Allen and all his boys like pull up and they go there. Oh my god. And and there is a UFO monitoring it.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Monitoring it. It's a UFO. I'll swear to God. I'll leave that too. They don't know what's going on. You're telling me they could shoot down a little later. Yeah. You got that shit off.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Watch us freak out. I forgot what we were talking about. what we were talking about or i forget what it was it was some ufo shit i was watching and he said that they were doing i forgot what they were doing and something flew over and like zapped it and shut the whole plant down oh yeah it was nuclear what do you mean like i like so uh i don't i think it was i don't remember the country that was doing a nuclear test but somebody like they were doing a nuclear test and aliens don't know if you're testing or you're fucking around. So aliens, aliens said,
Starting point is 00:57:58 disable everything, and then they, it took off. When? I don't know. He's all public knowledge, right? It's all public knowledge. You should do the research on that. Anyway, on that note, everybody, do you have any closing comments there? Are you nervous? You won't hit you? I'm more worried about the aliens now. So many people. I'm worried about the Sudan. I mean, I was going to say the San Andreas fault, too. It's like the same
Starting point is 00:58:17 thing. People think fucking California's going to break off and go to Hawaii. Eventually, it's going to happen. Yeah, yeah. It's like scientific. That's real. It's like the same type of thing. You don't know when it's going to happen, but it's going to happen at some point. At some point. That's why I'm on that like, yeah, I don't want to live in LA. Earthquakes, it's one earthquake away from, think about it. I always get scared when we stay in LA and we stay in like a high rise like hotel.
Starting point is 00:58:41 We had an earthquake when we were there last time we were there. Yeah, we were in the lobby. We were driving. We survived. We're going to the dispensary. Oh yeah. We did it feel like earthquake. Yeah, we felt it.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Bro, the one in 2013 champs or 2014 was crazy. was crazy. Oh, there was a big one left then, actually. The building was like Yeah, the building starts swaying and you're in 14 to 14th floor? No, it's supposed to do. It's like too far to one side and just No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:59:06 That's what I think. Yeah, I mean, it can't Ben like that. The California buildings are built differently. Yeah, man, I'm talking about a real earthquake, get the rocking that building. No, I think they plan for 20 I'm, I used to work at an insurance company, so I know that
Starting point is 00:59:21 they're built differently. They're built to sway, yeah. They're built to rock, so. You rocking was good. But they also might just be saying that to not cost mass panic. It does feel fucking weird, yeah. I'm freaking out. Anyway, that's going to do for this podcast.
Starting point is 00:59:35 I hope that you are as freaked out as I am. And it's everybody on people who are going to go down so many walks of YouTube right now. Hey, listen. Do your research. Do your research. Let us know what you think in the description down below. Leave a comment. We haven't had any questions from the public.
Starting point is 00:59:48 So maybe this time around, somebody will ask a good one. It's like the, the, Oh, wait, somebody asked me on this, on Twitter, because I ask us something. So we'll end it with this, and then we're off. Profile, favorites, likes. Okay. I'm starving, dude. Are humans better at creating or destroying?
Starting point is 01:00:10 Destroying. Whatever the end of that sentence is, it's destroying. We were destroying this planet. Seth? Destroying. Destroying. It's by far destroying. Our natural resources are going to be gone.
Starting point is 01:00:20 You could tip our creating. You could tip the creating part, but the destroying part is just, too overwhelming to really tip it. You can already see. They're starting to make like different types of food that aren't like you don't even need. I guess everyone forgot about the food shortage. We all get you. Everyone forgot about the flood that happened.
Starting point is 01:00:36 For real. You know how expensive food is? Food should be one of the cheapest things like for people to get. Say that to the owner so dull or to be. Exactly though. That's like where greed and shit like food should be not cheap obviously but not like it's getting expensive. like just
Starting point is 01:00:53 man we're all trying to make a lot of fucking and they're making like sustainable things that aren't needed to make like eggs they made like fake eggs out of plants
Starting point is 01:01:01 they're making like plant eggs and plant food I saw that where like an egg was coming out of a plant
Starting point is 01:01:07 no no no did you see that did you see that shit no I mean it's a seed but no like he went over there
Starting point is 01:01:14 cracked the egg I'm like I would never eat that shit fucking chicken comes out of an egg and shit comes out of a plant
Starting point is 01:01:19 yeah all right so that note we'll end you on one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite quotes ever it's from Picasso that says every act of creation is an act of destruction i believe that's why you guys fucking Picasso yeah

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