OpTic Podcast - SCUMP PREDICTS COD CHAMPS WINNER | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 83

Episode Date: July 23, 2022

This week we have Scump, FormaL, HECZ, and MBoZe on the podcast to discuss Call of Duty Champ, Major 4, and whats next for Scump!  Go to http://joinhoney.com/OPTIC to get Honey for free! Go to http://upstart.com/optic to check your rate today. Get 20% off + free shipping at http://manscaped.com with code OPTIC. Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ SCUMP PREDICTS COD CHAMPS WINNER | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 83 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's see what these fucking topics are today. The, we don't go off the topics. A mysterious radio signal has been detected from a distant planet. Yes. I think we need a fucking bowl. I think we need a bowl right now. I'm talking about this. A bowl?

Yeah. Once the last time you, bro, it's been years for you. Don't act cool. Let's smoke a fucking bowl. Don't try to act cool. The last time I smoked with Seth, the cops came at the old house and then I turned around like, yo, Seth, get rid of the week. And literally, I was out of time.

Yeah, it was like a movie. I swear to God. It was like, if you got this scene and we watch it, it would be like a movie. I go, yo set, drop that. Bro, the blunts on the ground. Did you still smoke? He's gone. He's gone.

So fast, I checked the stairs. He's gone from the stairs. He's already in the crib. All you heard was, all you heard was. Does his feet just running a mic. I was out of there. That said, welcome to episode number 83 of the Optic Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Honey, Upstart, and Manscaped. Woo! That's good. That's fucking good, dude. That was proof, okay, that the reason that I talk as much as I do in podcasts is because when I don't talk, silence. Yeah. You just did the ad read.

We're waiting for you to kick it off. That was kind of like you did that on purpose, though. That was the kickup. What's not, Shotsie? Future. What's that future? Wait, what's good Sonic? Wait, what's good Sonic flies?

Wait, so... Who's Sonic Fly? The Allen told me about the old tag. I'm taking this new... Fucking kidding me. Wait, was it Sonic Flies? Sonic Flies? I mean, yeah, I think the new name's way better.

But there's something that we said about nerdy names in gaming. Like, people just go fucking crazy for them. Like what? Captain Sparkles. Jordan Marin, shout out to my man. Pro's don't talk shit. used to be his original gamer tag, but he switched to something more gamer-friendly.

If you could change your gaming tag to like another name right now, like you had to like just switch for whatever reason. Prestige. Prestige Worldwide. I will go back to plague prestige, which was like the original clan that me and my brother started before I joined Optic. Do you think my gamer tag is cool? Yeah.

Fuck now. You've made it cool. You made it cool. But scump? Scumpy. No, I mean, think about it. Scumpy is cooler than scum. Scum.

There's so much. What? Scumpy is cooler. than scumpie is cooler than scump i gotta change it back from i mean yeah with two eyes i gotta go back to two eyes i think so dude for champs yes i might have to come different all the new players you have flashbacks of like they're like oh my god it's scumpy what the fuck holy fuck is not old is it's cooler with two eyes yes yeah he's like it's like it's not it's not old scump it's young scumpy fuck but then if you take off the s it's comfy cummy s and the p minus s a p uh

So wanted to start the podcast with, you know, with a little announcement. Obviously, the summer drop is already there. That's why you see my man Wallace who scuba diving. They're super limited run on these. This is obviously the prototype because it's got the top of the G's missing on the side. But essentially what it is, it's Wallace upside down. And originally we're going to have Alan laying on top of him sunbathing, but we just didn't have enough time. I mean, we're just making anything nowadays, aren't we?

Yeah, you see Wallace back? We're making pool floats. What's next? Fucking beer coosies. Yes, that's what we need next. I mean, we had coffee. We have beer coosies? Yeah, of course.

For the summer drop, yeah. If you see behind you there, Scumpy, you see Wallace in a figurine, you see him? Some badass motherfuck, sitting next to MF Doom and Biggie. Themofunk is bad, right? I fuck good. Anyway, so yeah, so Summer Drop is available right now. if you guys go get it. We're dropping a bunch of merch.

Why? Because we have an unlimited amount of imagination. And everything that we can come up with is going to be created, period. Why? Because we're having fun. Is it part of the business? Sure. But mostly because I want to wear shit that I used to wear in the 90s.

As Drake once said, as soon as I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it. Is that subliminal message towards something? Are you still? TBD. Are you still having fun playing competitive Call of Duty? It's a cool question. Not related to anything else that we discussed. Honestly.

Honestly, or you want the truthful one? What's up, Joey? That's the same thing. Yeah, I'm having a blast. He is. Yo, so I was in New York. New York, it's legal out there. It was just a weird, weird scenario.

And I don't know, where the fuck was I bring? Where was I going with that? These glasses are just being detected from a distance. So I did. I was watching something on the pyramids. And then did you see what? It's funny that you watch that way you're saying. Yeah.

I mean, what do you? Have you watched Unexplained with William Shatner yet? Yes. Well, I knew you would. I knew you'd watch that show. I will say though,

I think he watches way more historical and far out content than I do. And that's impressive because I watch. because I watch Is there a reason for that or are you just like learning or are you fucking just Jake?

Seth. I just I just I just I just that's good I just think that there is something

to be said that like everyone is cool with us being. Everyone is cool with the fact that if Matt pushes a button over there

a letter appears over here and is done through a cable everyone's just cool with it. Yeah like no

yeah you just assume like yeah that's that works like everyone's just just no questions. Okay with it. Like your eyeball, that just naturally happened.

You're cool with that? Yeah, I know that's that kind of shit is just like, it just makes sense. It just everything align. No, no, no, no. Think about this. There's a little, there's a little, there's a little ball. You're going to make me switch to manual breathing. There's a, you know what I mean?

There's a little ball, right? There's a little, there's a little ball that gets hit by a, a little swimmingy little thing. And then inside of that ball, everything inside you grows. And it grows out. words and everyone's cool with this. It allows perfect to get you through this life. We're like tadpoles staff. Yeah. Well, we started out as tadpoles.

Seaman literally looks like tadpoles. Little cummies? Little white tadpoles. It's, yeah, yeah. I just want everybody to know that the shit that I say has come out of his mouth at one point or another, okay? So don't think that I just comeys. I would do the fuck why would I say that?

That was not me. Yeah, 1,000% And then you have Ant over there calling his subs the cum shots. Yeah, no, he doesn't. He changed it. Yeah, that's not me. He changed it. Oh, no. Yeah, his subs are the cum shots.

His chat made him do it. He just got bullied into calling him the cum shots. Like, how the fuck does that happen? I didn't know until we were putting the chain on him. Did you do it, dead ass? Bro, I did it. Dead ass. Bro, I was putting his chain on and said, it's like, do you know what he calls his

subs? And he says like, he he, he, don't tell him. I was just like, Jesus. You got to go watch that. If you go back and watch that, like, there is a. a minute long segment of shots he just being like the just making every just making say say what say no I'm not gonna say funniest no he's not the fun that's the funniest yeah that smirk is like it's absorbing tipping he's like yeah yeah so the mysterious radio signal has been detected from a distant

galaxy MIT says yeah let's hear it what does it sound like yeah yeah That's actually a good... Is it just like tones? Like, bong. Or is it like a rival and it's like... Doodoo-Dun, do... Like a... Imagine?

This site can't be reached. Of course. Great. Now, it's the Boston Globe. I hate when they do this shit. You've been selected? Not even... For what the Hunger Games?

Who the fuck does that mean? Been selected. As I started off-detected an unusual radio signal from a far-off galaxy according to MIT officials. The signal is fast radio burst and intensely... strong burst of radio waves. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology said in its statement, usually the mysterious

signals from last for a few milliseconds at most. Wait. So it's like, that's a millisecond. Last another three seconds and included burst of radio. I mean, if you think about it, again, not to go back on the fact that everything that we experienced is already weird, right? And the epiphany and I've experienced this throughout my entire time, right? Since I was in high school before I touched cannabis for the first time,

I was always thinking about time and relativity and where the fuck we came from. A tree, a tree, a tree. It gives you what, oxygen, but it breathes in the monoxide that used to photosynthesis. You have houseplants in your house? I do. I need to start getting some of them shit. So my mom's a big plant lady. Not to be confused with a cat lady, no offense.

Oh, I mean, look at my shirt. I'm basically a cat lady. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's the scumpy I'd be scared of to play against. The one with the dolphins? You know what I'm saying? Literally all swagged out.

I might have to come different. I might have to come in my old dolphin shirt if that shit still fits. Don't clip that, guys. It's cropped off of it. Crop top of it? And it's be scumpy with two eyes. I'm walking around backstage. I'll actually be shook as fuck.

Just looking at fucking, I don't even know. Bro. Just staring at people as walking by him. Haley, Nateshast. Beyonce. Congratulations, by the way. She's throwing a party for Nade shot for his 30th birthday. And she texted me. She's like, hey, do you have any old pictures of Matt when he was competing? And then I'm like, yeah, I do.

I found a couple of naked ones of you and him. Okay, shirtless ones. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Anyway, but I saw I saw a scumpy and I was like, that's scumpy right there. That is the fucking boy, the man boy. Yeah. Anyway, so where we're going with this, they also just released like the farthest into the galaxy picture.

Did you see those? Well, is it, it's not Hubble, right? It's something else. Yeah, I think it's a Hubble telescope. No, it's another one. It's a different one? It's like you put the Hubble telescope in 4K. It's called the one, Matt.

The James Webb. Look at that thing. I saw that one guy talking about this. What's his name? I've seen a lot of TikToks on this. What is his name? Michael, or not Michael. Oh, Neil deGrassey Tyson.

Yeah, go up, man. I want to see that picture. I just want to point, I just want to point out that potentially in every single one of the things that you're seeing there, it's like it doesn't even make sense. You're telling me that we are stuck on this planet and we will never be able to go there, but there's something happening there. Yeah. Like, how are we supposed to go through life with meaning?

if we are meaningless. We don't. We're one speck of dust. And then we live our life. We love. We make our money. You know, we live and then boom,

nothing. Yeah, but I feel bad for those who don't spend their money. You know what I'm saying? She's always like, isn't it crazy? We're going to be dead at some point?

I'm like, I'm like, why? She'll bring it up at like 12. She's sharpening a knife. She'll bring it up at like midnight. And I'm like, why? Like, I'm about the,

I'm trying to sleep. Yeah. It's like, wait, if I fall asleep now, will I wake up tomorrow? I'm coming to sleep here. The fuck?

Yeah, I just, I mean, how are we okay with all of this? And it's not like we can do anything about it, which is the thing that drives me the most nuts. Like if somebody told me, it's like, yeah, there's a planet right there that's exactly like, do you want to meet yourself in that one star? Because an exact same replica of you is happening right there in that spec. Do you want to go meet yourself? Yeah, well, you can't. I saw it like yesterday. It was Neil deGrasisicin and someone asked him like, what's the crazy thing about space?

And he was like, he's like, if we were to like run into another intellectual being, like, what questions would we even ask, right? And I was like, damn, like, what would you ask if like you only had like, it was like a genie? Three, three questions. Oh, you wouldn't get, you wouldn't get it out. You wouldn't get the important ones up. What would you know what to say? Uh, who are you today?

What's your diet? This isn't the podcast. Right. I'd be like, how can I, we still talk? I need that. Like, because it just cuts off. They go back and there's no contact. I'd say, what do you eat?

How do you speak? What do you eat? That's what you're. starting with? Yeah, well, you don't know what the fuck's on that planet. That's actually a good question. Dude, food's one of the biggest things that we have in our lives. Imagine like, what? We don't.

We don't eat. But they don't have mouths. How do you convalingus? How do you connoisse? So what do you eat? How do you speak? How do you communicate? Well, he's communicating with you.

Yeah, I guess. I would be like, do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? It's like, do you understand what comedy is? What if they just touched your head and all of the information they've ever learned just goes into you? That'd be sick. Oh, my God, finally. Yeah, right? Like, God damn.

I go back, oh, this is what was also fucking me up the other day is that there isn't, and you can go on YouTube right now, there isn't a single video of planet Earth out there. There isn't a single video shooting at planet Earth. anywhere it's all digital look it up Matt's your point how long how what was the last time that there was a human on on the moon how is it that I'm also convinced that the moon is hollow okay I'm not gonna lie I saw a pretty convincing TikTok of the day like trust me like I know it sounds faded but we might have we're making some very good point is this accurate Matt last time that we

were on the moon was 1972 we might have some flat earthers in the comments now look what whatever Sure. Okay, let's say, okay, let's say, flat earthers, proof comes out tomorrow that the earth is flat. Now what? I told you, so.

You've won. You did. You've won. They just want to be tips for it. I just don't understand. Like, nothing matters. Nothing matters. Let's get real with it.

You know what I'm saying? Think about how fast. We are insignificant. That's how it is. That's digital map. What is this? Okay, where's the, where's the, I want to see the video from the moon.

Like someone took a, like, took like, like, we were in that picture type shit. No, but what, okay, where's the, where's the, where's the full picture video of our planet? Where's, like, of them approaching it? Like standing from the moon? You're saying standing from the moon. Yeah, standing from the moon. With, with Earth as a subject. With an iPhone.

With a, sure. With the, fuck, do with the, with whatever. I don't know. Anyway, let's move on from the fucking crazy because I literally drive myself nuts every single time I think about it. sense. I have so many thoughts I go through my mind. I'm just like, I just chopped up the when you try to understand that there is like how the fuck did all of this happen? Something like think about where you came from how we came to be. Now I want to make, I want to make sure that everybody says it's 11 o'clock in the morning. Okay. So don't say that

everyone's way. I don't I don't ever smoke until like five, unless it's the weekends or I'm on on vacation, which I'm never on. But like regardless, if you seriously sit there and think about how it all began. And they're like, well, God, okay, fine, but how did God become? Well, he just became. That doesn't make fucking sense to me. Please. Let's move on.

None of it does. How's your trip to, I mean, aside from the major, obviously, we didn't get the result that we wanted. We came in fourth. Every match that we played seemed to be like so, so close. That's a fanned guard for you. You told me, you said something. All right. So this marks the fourth event that a different team has won it, which has never happened before.

which, you know, if we put it all into perspective, champs is up for grabs for anyone. Yep. And that... I don't think every team at champs can win, but I think that there's like a large amount of the teams go in. Yeah. Obviously, there's some teams that I just don't think are going on.

Not going to say it, but... There is a conspiracy theory going on that I want to touch on, okay? And I don't want to add on to the conspiracy. But isn't it fucking weird that every map goes to like a map five, round 11 to me? It has been weird. Map 5 round 11. 3, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3,0, 1 3, 3,0. Like, no one else finds this weird.

There have been a lot of game 5s lately, like, a lot. Every one, almost. It's just crazy how a different team is on. It was, like, 12 out of 14 or something for, like, I think it was during this, it was during the split, but it was like 12 out of 14 or some crazy shit, like during the online split into land. Yeah. Because every single match on the first day was. almost the 3-2. And then Paris takes phase to a map 5. Like, I don't know. It's crazy.

Yo, so. I have theories. From a map pool perspective, is it only certain maps, like, is that a G-A thing? Like, we're only playing these maps, period? Yeah. Well, the maps are decided at the start of the area. Look at that. 3-2, 3-2, 3-2, 3-2. Yeah. I have theories. I have theories. Go ahead. No, I'm not going to share them, but I have theories. That definitely raises concern.

your theories? Just spit a spitball a little bit, man. What do you think? No, I'm not saying shit. I'm going to tell you what I think. Okay, if we aren't playing on land because we're not, it's just, it's through the internet and every, it's connected. And if they, if they from the background are able to lower somebody's paying when they're

playing from here, why aren't they able to do the same thing from there? Let me ask you this. And this is a direct question. You're not talking shit about the league. It's just an honest question for me to you. when you hop in the game, does the movement of your character interact with other characters

the same way every single time? No. Okay. This is, well, that's the thing. This is the first call of duty that I've ever played that I get on every single day and the game feels different every single day.

And a lot of pros, like pretty much every pro will say that. Yeah. Even Brandon says that and he drops a 1.3 every series. It's like Cold War. Like Cold War, you'd get on and you knew what you were getting every single day. But like this game, yeah. You get on one of your settings changes and like the whole game feels different.

It's great. And how do you guys keep track of that? Like is there a chance that whoever was on that station, the... Oh yeah, you can go into like the 3D settings when you're on the main stage and just fuck one person's setting up and you'll change the whole way. I have theories, bro. My game felt so weird. You don't want to discuss them? You can't keep leaving me on the edge of my seat here.

Huh? I have theories. I'm just, my game, my game felt weird this weekend. Save, save those theories for, um, for that thing that we're dropping next week, for that secret project that we're working on. Um, can we talk about that, Matt? So Matt's like, uh, you're, you're the boss. It was like, what a fuck?

I think it has something to do with like, oh, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the servers that we play on because they're different servers than like regular servers. Like, I have so many fucking. I mean, those are not the theories. I have like theories, but those are not theories. Well, we'll discuss those. Those are like why the game feels different. Yeah, so next week we're just mind fucking myself.

Next week. I don't even know. The more you're talking. I don't even know what's going on. I don't even know what's going on. So next week we're going to be. Nice. Next week we're going to be launching a subscription service.

We're working extra hard on additional content to bring you guys more contents and more ways to support the. team, right? Obviously, like, this is, this is an initiative that I've wanted to do since, since we started making those molds up there, those little toys of Crim, Karma, me, Seth, formal. We were going to do a Pomash one that was taller than the other ones. We're going to do an embos one. And the way that it was going to work back then, it was like, it was going to be like a subscription. Like, picture loot crate, but optic themed. And that's what we're going to do. We're going to be launching next week. But it's going to be like additional content.

I want to make sure that everybody understands that we are investing money and resources to make this happen so there will be no ripping god damn it of are there's not even no watch parties on the secret content that we create for this specific platform this is only specifically for the green wall I will personally be pushing a button that claims content and everybody can be mad at directly this guy right here okay because we are trying to do as much as we can and if we're investing time and money we have to see some some return so that we can invest in more camera people so that we can create more content but yeah I'm super psyched about that since 2016 I wanted to do something like that and now that we finally are able to, we're going to do something like that.

But so Major 4, obviously, like, as I was saying, didn't turn out. Did you watch the whole thing? Most of it, yeah. Yeah, I try to watch every single one because of last week you guys said that every single game mattered. Can you give me a rundown on who didn't make it to champs? L-A-G, Florida, Paris, and Minnesota. Minnesota Rocker, did it make it? Can a team that is currently in the league sub a barrow player?

No. I fucking hope not. If that's a thing, then this, yeah, that's not. Boycott? I don't, that should not be allowed. I don't think it's allowed. Okay. Pretty sure there was a roster lock after the major or during the mayor. There had to have been a roster.

I don't know why there wasn't a roster lock like going into the fourth split, which there might have been, but I don't think there was. Like there should have been a roster lock like. Yeah. I mean, because the end of the fourth split and champs are, like, pretty much when the fourth split started, the champs, it was like a month. Yeah. Like, you shouldn't be able to make a move at that point. I agree.

It's the last month of the game. Yeah, I agree. Super teams can then become a thing about this, right? Like, all four of those. Super teams wouldn't happen because all, like, the good players are locked in. I mean. Yeah. So you're not going to get like, you know.

What if you, what if you, as an org, let's say, who do you think is the? What could have happened is if the subliners, like, if they fucking. Like we're looking like they weren't going to make it. Like say they start their split like two and three or some shit. Like Hydra could go somewhere if they wanted to sell them. Right. Or what if you're the sublinner, like, hey, breach, I will loan you, Hydra. But I get a cut of that if you guys, I get a cut of every winning or the winnings if you guys, you know, that sort of thing.

So I can see something like that happened. And that way they're invested and they feel like they have something. But I think that'd just be bad for the league in general. But I mean in this league, I mean, how can you make it fucking worse? We're playing online call of duty still to this fucking day. We're over practice. Three years. We are over practicing.

And we can't use COVID as an excuse anymore, especially now that we're having live events. Okay. Three years of online cod. With no tournaments. With bloom. Yeah. That's what I'm saying is this. Like, right, we're going into season fucking four.

of this thing. If next year there is a single thought or mention or we should do anything online related, my fucking hand's going to be raised and I'm going to say no immediately. It's going to be. I just, I have no pay. I just don't want to. It's not. There's no way it isn't. It works. It works for the league. It doesn't work though. The viewership doesn't work. I mean, but it probably costs way less money. You'd be surprised. And you know what? You know what else? Scump? Who the care so much it cost because we're the ones paying for it not the fucking league we're the ones paying for it not the league so if we as an ownership group want this to not be online we have a hard say on that the problem is that some people don't fucking get it and it's hard to convince people who

don't get it on logical things as logical as they may be so like i said i'm personally not i just i just don't want to see online like the the how is it that now with more resources how is it that now with more viewership and better tick now. Yeah. What I'm saying is like how is it that we went backwards from MLG with more resources. Everyone comes to Texas they play out of the sports arena. Yep. Every single game. I'm down

with that. Everyone we can sell their t-shirts. Once a month you come to Texas play out of there. Go home. They know where it is. Yeah. Never changes. I agree. I agree. I mean that would put a lot of pressure on like the teams though to move all their players here and I understand. I mean, they're paying, let's say they're going to be paying. Okay, let's say you're LA thieves.

Okay, LA thieves, I can guarantee you pays more over there than they would here. So from a monetary perspective, it's easier, it's cheaper. Texas is very, very affordable. And it is a fuck. I mean, it's hot as hell right now. But there's no place like fucking Frisco, Texas. There's no place like Plano. This thing is fire.

It's a bubble and it's a beautiful thing. I mean, that's biased. Literal fire right now. Literal fire. Amen. Yes. Do I rained, which means that now it's going to be boiling hot. No, we were out there.

They're lying on that, bro. I said it was 78. No way. Well, no, I'm saying like it's going to go from dry heat to boiling hot because of the steam. Anyway, I just, I'm just done with Online Call of Duty. Online College Duty has never been fucking good for fucking anyone. The amount of people that are cheating. No one's cheating.

Huh? Nobody's cheating. No, no, no. I'm talking about like challengers in challengers. Oh, yeah. People are cheating in challenge. Like, like dog sensors are just. Oh, yeah, yeah.

People are cheating down there. Well, that's what I'm saying. I wasn't talking about this, but like it's just. There's probably people on like top eight teams that are cheating. Like, I'm not kidding. That's so bizarre. How would they know? Yeah.

I was frowned that day. Yeah, I was probably that day. Well, it's like dog caught another dude. Not at the, I would assume at the major, like their major tournament. they have people check their PCs, but... Well, it's their piece... It's the league PCs. They don't bring their own PC.

I know, but they could like... I mean, people could download something really quick and, like, know how to hide it. You know what I'm saying? Like, put it in a folder of a folder of a folder of a folder. Foraken? You're just clicking in a folder and more folders. Keep high.

It's a never-ending folder. The very moment's just cheats. What the fuck? They're like 20 folders in. They're looking at the kid. Like, you fucking serious? He's just like, told you unclean. It's like, it's like in succession where, uh,

where cousin Greg is hiding those receipts that are going to get everyone in trouble and he saves it in a folder named Top Secret and it's not like and then Tom Waskins goes like Oh, top secret Greg. You maniacal mind. So good.

No one's seen that. What? Nobody's seen that show. It's the second, it's the second best show that HBO has ever. I don't think anyone in the comments have seen the show. Have you seen it?

Nobody understood that reference. Have you seen it? Succession? I almost started it the other day though. Guys, please. If you're in the chat, if you're in the comments, section, please let me know if you've seen succession and rated 1 through 5. And I'm not saying

it, bro, it is so good. The drama, the comedy, everything about it. It's one, it's the second most, is my second favorite show from HBO. And yes, better than Deadwood. Yes, better than Rome. Yes, better than how to make it in America. Better than Westwood. Better than I can go on and on. And this guy talks about all I do is work. Oh, he just, he's seen five shows on HBO. Damn. Jesus. Ready? You do watch a lot. Ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Five shows. just on A.m. What about showtime?

Rome. Rome aired in 2003. I'm... Let the work through the talking. Listen, if I'm able to do this while watching eight hours of shows a day, which I don't... Thank you. Anyway. It's like...

Let the work do the talk. Yeah, exactly. I let the work through the talking. The other thing is, it's like... It's a lot of shows. Huh? In the last... In the last, I'm not going to fucking justify.

You need to stop buying fucking rom-coms on my account. Oh shit. I do this is going to come out sometime. Period. I don't know why. Sing? He was holding that. Sing?

Sing. Sing. Sing, too. Sing and Sing 2. Both are fucking phenomenal. No, they were not. Both incredible movies. I buy shit that's going to benefit more than one person.

You buy shit that's only going to fucking get you happy. You're telling me Liv hasn't seen Singh or Sing to. Live and Jude have their own account. Huh? Live and Jude have their own account. That makes no sense because you have 900 movies or a thousand movies. Wait, I or we? We.

Okay. But you... You have a thousand movies. We have a thousand movies. And they're not going to watch the shit that... Do you think they want to watch Red Dead Redemption? I'm sorry, the Raid Redemption? IP Man.

It Man? No. Okay, exactly. You think they're going to watch Avengers? Yes. Maybe. No. Yes.

Jude doesn't watch movies and live I just got them to watch Stranger Things they watched it on their own I put them on and we were like spending family time That sucks That sucks for him Well this is why it's good though

Because there was a lot of scenes where like those teenagers started kissing and I'm like I have a 12 year old I'm like I don't want to be there Like let the girls watch that You know what I don't want to be there I'm like no Fast forward this shit You know what I mean

So I was like, I'm actually kind of glad that they did. And it also gave me an excuse to be like, all right, since we're not watching and Ser Your Things Together, now you've got to watch all the movies that I want you guys to watch. Watch Arrival, Interstellar. What the hell? You can't be just showing movies under them now. Yes, I can. Interstellar.

You can't be showing space movies under that. Yes, I fucking can. Next is gravity. After that, after that, we're going to watch Sphere, which was fucking insane. I can watch Life. Fear. Life? Life.

Life. Oh, yeah. Life is good. sphere life was good sphere is like a 1990s movie about space and it is fucking phenomenal I don't know if I can watch a 90s space movie

no you can't because it's not like there's no special effects that's the problem no no no trust I need space sure to look like an interstellar no bro it is it's got it's got one of the it's got one of the most thousand foot waves it's got one of the most gangster fucking uh spins or a twists ever it's fucking fat here's an egg No, sphere is a perfectly A perfectly

That's what comes out of it No, that's not true That's not true That's not true What is that an anglerfish A huge anglerfish Comes out of a neat space Oh god

It eats space That's sphere for me It wouldn't surprise me If that was the case With what we just Yeah man Back out See snake see

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I wanted to see... Nah, so I'll tell the story while he shows him that. So I asked Matt, I wanted to see how many TikToks he could go down before I saw boobs or ass shaking. And he was actually... surprisingly clean I passed I passed the test

you pass but him I've seen his TikTok about a couple months ago whoa whoa whoa whoa relax chill you just said it's clean I was laughing at the most random TikTok the other day

it is clean right now surprising he was like a fucking freak I guess he was mad his wife put some sheets on the bed he was like these goddamn satin sheets they were like satin you know like you lay on them in the fucking if you move the wrong way shit

just fucking flies up Yeah. I'm not a fan of satin sheets or silk sheets. Give me some cotton. Give me some heavy threads on it. FaceClan goes public on NASDAQ. Congratulations to the face homies. NASDAQ? NASDAQ?

NASDAQ? Anytime, I'll repeat this. I'll say it again. How many languages do you speak? Huh? How many languages do you speak? One? How many languages do you speak?

Three loosely. Ooh. All right. So allow me to allow my second. language to sometimes go off the rails and say NASDAQ or say NASDAQ, as I said in Spanish. But anyway, so congratulations with FaceClan. That's amazing. People were tripping because the stock like went down 30%.

Like do you guys like... Wait, is it public right now? Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? You didn't buy any? No. I didn't. Anyway, look, at the end of the day...

I don't think my Pennsylvania. Borgant broker knows what's the son? Yeah, I don't. What about your Texas one? Yeah, it's different. Okay, so... Different story. Again, congratulations.

That's like a huge step for e-sports. And anybody in e-sports fans or orgs or creators who were talking shit about them dropping a couple of points during 30% during the opening, you're a hater on your own space. That's how it always happens. People buy, buy, buy, buy, and then they hit their wall. They make a little bit of profit and then everyone sells and then they buy again. Yeah. So, yeah, the majority of the people say, some of some... sometimes sometimes I look at replies and I wonder how people have made it.

Like how were you able to create a Twitter account, you fucking morons in the shit that they say. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's beyond me. He's like, you have good luck losing your money on a stock that's not blah blah. And I'm like the comparisons that they were made. I don't want to sit here and read the stupidity, but just know that I saved them in my, you want to laugh. What the eight watchers are getting you? No, not me.

It's not my. It's not my team. This is big for fucking e-sports. This is the biggest team in all of esports that has been able to transcend e-sports. And they're like shit-talking. Like they're like, I just don't understand. Like some teams and players and creators feel that bringing down somebody else elevates them somehow, but it fucking doesn't.

Like this is a team that's going to be worth more than the Dallas Cowboys or the Yankees come 50 years from now. This is a clan is 10 years old. And it's got more follow. You don't think so? That might be a stretch. And the cowboys and the Yankees? Yeah.

That might be a stretch. You don't think so? I mean, phase up, but I don't know. You're riding in the middle. Huh? No, you know my rules. What? Yeah.

Faze up? Oh, two middle seats. No, so anyway, congratulations to them. I just, if you look at plainly, right, if you just take, take, take, take a step and look at how old are the Dallas Cowboys do you think? Old. Since like the 40s?

The 40s. Ever since football, right? Yeah. It's like, so how old? 70 years old? Like 70 years old, Matt? How old are they? 1940.

1960. Yeah, I was going to say, there's only been, there haven't been that many Super Bowls. Yeah, so 1960. Look at how many years they have under the belt. This is the amount of time that they had to develop as a franchise to get to the valuation that they have right now. Which is? What is six billion?

It's like $6.9 billion, right? Dallas Cowboys worth, not net worth. Okay, fine, 6.5 billion. That's how much, and look how long it took him to get to $6.5 billion. Okay, now if you look at it from a social fan perspective, you're telling me that phase doesn't have. I mean, how many followers does, I mean, just think about it, man. Like, how many followers of the Dallas Cowboys have on Cowboys?

You're giving it like a valuation. But they're also filling stadiums with 100,000 people. I also think Faze could do that too if they really want to. Yeah, Seth, I mean it's... A hundred thousand people? Yeah, I think they could. Seth, I'm going to give you an example, okay? The sideman filled up Wembley Stadium to play soccer versus all-star YouTubers.

Five dudes from England sold out a stadium to play against other YouTubers. Period. Like, this isn't new. Basketball players. who are doing their job go out of their way to come say hello to you if you're sitting courtsites Seth you dummy you gotta think about the the larger scale of this thing Dallas Cowboys on Instagram has 4.1 million followers do you know how many Face clan has 10 damn it's again if you're if you're counting on how many people face was was able to

influence into clicking a follow button versus that is the same amount of people that you could arguably say how many of them can I sell a t-shirt too Fair enough. And they are only 10 years old. Fair enough. Okay. Great points. Yeah.

Just, I've been school. I just, I just, it's just that the amount of people that just hate on, I would have just gave you whatever you were just, I would have been like, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not, no, no, no, no, I wasn't talking about you. I wasn't talking about you. I'm just saying.

You hate on yourself, so you wouldn't even be an offense, right? Like, you wouldn't be offending anyone. I hate on myself. Sometimes. Well,

weren't we just complimenting him? He's like, no. No, it's not true. We literally just went through 15 minutes ago. But anyway, so where I was going with this is like, this is good, this is good for esports. I hope that they succeed. Not only because I'm friends with them, but I also want that for the space. Because it's, it's just, I mean, Web 3 is coming.

I don't want to get into it because people get mad. I want to talk about Web 3. Anyway, let's move on. Congratulations to them again. Tommy, sorry I couldn't be there. I've been gone for too long. All right. All right.

So New York, Scump, you got to experience New York, the food in New York. Not really. Yeah, I had a couple places. I tell you, that's the thing about events. Like, you go there, but you don't experience shit. You just go there and you play the event. Yeah, you don't experience anything because you don't have time to experience anything. Plus with COVID too.

Yeah, you don't want to go out? Yeah, you don't want to go out? You think I'm going to Times Square fucking people coughing and COVID and I bring it back? Did you get on the plane with no mask? Uh, yeah? So do you think what's more likely... What's more likely to happen for you to get... Me being on a plane...

Actually, you know what, the plane circulation is... Instead of being around 100,000 motherfuckers from every part of the earth. In an open space. Well, technically, the plane... The airport is the same thing. With everyone that they came in contact with, it could be... You're bumping into people? Facts.

You know what I'm saying? How many people did you come in contact with? No, you keep your distance from people at the airport. Not on the plane. In Times Square, it's kind of unavoidable. Not on the plane. Your shoulder to shoulder. You're in a metal, too.

Have you been to Times Square? I've never been shoulder to shoulder with anyone. There's hell of people. Yeah, but it's not shoulders. It's not the dropping of the fucking New Year's Eve ball. There's a lot of people there. Jesus, that's COVID. There are a lot of people there.

The other thing that you have to take into consideration, Seth, is that you recently had COVID, so you're good. I had COVID August of August of last year. No, did you just have COVID? No. Was it August of last year? It was the last time you had it? Yeah, right before champs. Yeah, that was fun.

Wait, so you didn't catch COVID at the party? Huh? You didn't get COVID at the party? No, I didn't. Did you? What party? The Arctic party? I forgot.

Everyone came to your house after? See, you're immune. Yeah, I was good. Yeah, you're immune. That's, because 10 out of the 11 people. Wait, hold on. Let's go back. Don't act like me and Dill and didn't power through that shit.

Do you not remember last year? We powered through that. I was on the flight there. Like, who we're playing with? I was like, I don't know. I went through his beats on. I was like, okay, bad champs vibes. We still, we still practice through that.

I don't know. Losing my shit. Yeah. Cross the ass beats. We practiced for two weeks and didn't even know if we'd go. Exactly. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. What did you guys end up placing last year? Like seventh. Sixth. Should have said seventh. I will say, and I want to take a moment right now to give a huge,

huge shout out to the New York. Thank you. No. No, to the New York crowd. That shit was fucking. Yeah, it looked great. Elite. Like, I was watching the event

like, jealous. I wasn't there almost. Yeah. I was like, Dan, this looks hype. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were a little more strict on allowing, I mean, obviously with good reason, right? Like, you don't, like interacting with the people. But it was massive, the crowd.

It was filmed at the King's Theater. Is that what it's called? Yeah. At the Kings Theatre. The venue is fucking incredible. Was it like a, like a theater room? Like a dope theater. Like, you look up to the ceiling, it's hell high and it's like embroidered and it was so sick.

Yeah, no, it was fine. It was like there was like columns and like we're fucking. Yeah, for sure. They shot the Wutang documentary there. That's why I was hype about it. It was sick. Yeah. Yeah, that was really good.

I mean, I think the player rooms need improvement. Yeah, the PPAs were horrible. Yeah, the PPS were just bad. But the PPAs at every event besides ours haven't been good, so. Yeah, no, they have not. And we say PPA's pro player area where we warm up. Usually at our events in Texas, we always have our own rooms at the Eastports Arena. So we're kind of spoiled.

Like first event of the year, we all have our own rooms closed doors. know it can hear us. This event we walk in, we're in a room with Boston and Toronto. I'm screaming and I see Zen. What's up, you fucking pussy? I'm like, Zen, I'm mid-script. Yeah. And then Bance comes in, an insight. Oh, those two

are fuckers, dude. Insights like, it's the fucking king. I'm like, dude, leave me alone. Bance walks up to us before we play them at the major and he's like, he comes into our huddle. He's like, I fucking love all you guys. And I'm like, dude, we're about to play. Get out of here.

Like, the Vance is the biggest troll. Dude, the biggest troll. They're typing in game chat before you play, like, scumpy. Like, I'm like, just leave me alone. They got mental. They got mentals on you? They got mentals on you? Fuck, no, we beat him.

Yeah, no, I don't know. But, like, it's just funny. No, that's not a weird. They're just so trolle. That's so trolling. Remember I was telling you how videos just pop up on my shit? Yeah. And I watched the, the reason why you call a Major Maniac, Major Weenie.

I never knew that. Wait, what? He walked in on the bat in the bathroom. He was like, he went, wait, what? He was taking a shit. It was in Black Ops 4.

He was just coming into the league. He was on midnight or whatever. Whatever with my team. And the stall didn't close in the Columbus fucking thing. So I walk in there and the door was like slightly ajar. So I just fucking bust in. Mike's sitting there and he goes, and I was

Oh shit, my bet And then they went on and lost that next match on stage Because he was fucking checked I don't blame him And then like that's like what's up Major Weenie? Yeah I'm like I don't think he even knows I call him Major Weenie But I call him out

Is Major Weenie's one shot Major Wee That's good Yeah It's like high school High school In the 90s never had Fucking Doris in the stalls ever

So you always walked in someone That's crazy What? Yeah that's it is actually crazy. Yeah. Now, Wheeling High School, if anyone here goes to Wheeling High School

in Wheeling, Illinois, 6-0-0-0-0-U, let me know if they have doors now. Wait, wait. So you'd be taking a shit, so someone just walk by. Yeah. Like what? Like, you'd walk in to take a pencil,

you look over there. Oh, shit. You'd see like three dudes, like, they're not on their phone, they're just looking up. Okay. Because there's no phones in the 90s, right? There's no cell phones.

Is there doors left and right? No, yeah, there's a stall. Yeah, there's, it's just no doors. You just staring straight. Did I go to a ghetto-ass high school, you think? Maybe. I think so. Anyway, but yeah, that's how it was.

We had doors. That's insane. Oh, dude, and I was thinking about it. Did you ever take a shit? Huh? Did you ever take a shit? I've never taken a shit in public unless I really have to. Maybe 10 times in the last 42 years in my life.

I don't know how you do that. Like, there's not times where you just like to go. Oh, my God. Wait, we haven't told the story about in Toronto. What? Oh, my God. It was a mix. So you know, I remember I had to take a shit, right?

Yeah. Right before our match. And I needed the baby wipes because I forgot them. So I'm in there. I had hand warmers in my pockets. And I guess they were like touching the side of the toilet. And it made the bowl really hot and moist. It was so weird.

You were taking a boiling shirt. I was taking a shit. In a crock pot? Dude, my balls were just sweating, bro. It was the weirdest thing. What the fuck? And I had to call Hector for the wet wipes. It was the weirdest thing.

You had like a fire-nice experience before they- I came out of there like checked but we still won the match. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. But I was like, dude, I didn't know that handwormers like, I guess they,

they warm? It like made the bowl humid. Yeah. It was disgusting. That's disgusting. It was disgusting. Like in, see, that's why I don't go to public things. That's disgusting.

Yeah. He calls me, he's like, uh, yo, I need the wipes. I'm like, say no more, bro. I'm your guy. Fucking boom, boom, boom, got him. Fucking ran over there.

There was no toilet paper. I would have been going up there. I would have been going up there swampy. So I, so check this out. No, check, no. Imagine. There was no toilet paper. So I'm sitting there literally five minutes before our match.

Like, you would have shit on and then smelled like poop after. That would be like, damn, you got shit on. You got shit on you. Wait, who do you sit next to Shatze?

You imagine Shatsy's like, midgame, it's like, uh, gets checked. We lose. Is that you, Wallace?

You're like, shit. Bro, I fucking, I get the, I get the, I get the call. I'm like, boom, I fucking, I'm like, scramble on page, where's the blah.

I grab them, I run. I'm like, it's not for me. So I'm running away. Like, I'm like, I'm not in a rush. It's not my rush. So I'm running. I fucking kicked the, and there were fans like, they could see us walking in there. And I'm like walking out and they're like, stop.

And I look back. I was like, I was like, please. He had a toilet paper like tail coming out. Anyway, I walk in there and I'm like, Seth. You're like, yep. I'm like, psh, kick. I, I dropped.

I dropped. I dropped the wipes and I'm like, kick him right under the stall. It was weird, bro. Yeah, I just, I just, do you, would you go in public? Yeah, if I really have to. Again, if I really worked done on my car, I'm like, dude, it was like a 30-minute process. It wasn't even long.

I dropped the car off. I'm, damn, what the fuck? Oh, shit, I got to take a shit. I look to my left inside there. I swear to God, the door to their bathroom was probably like, this wide. I'm like, I'm not going to like it in this. So I immediately left went right to, I think a Denny's or something. You went to Denny's.

That's not mine, right? He was the time of one of Denny's took his shit and left. It was so bad. Bro, I would have went there, but bro, bathroom knees would have been hitting the wall. It was bad. Damn. It was small. This one time we were driving from a fishing trip and I was like, I got to go.

Can we switch the topic? Yeah. Anyway, I ran out of a hotel room on Expedia. Mine was like one, like a very interesting. Yeah, I did not think it was going to spot. Now we're just in poop talk. What are we doing here? It is the most relatable thing that you can talk to another human about.

But just not. In fact, it's the most relatable thing. Not me. I'm usually self-sufficient and I never have to. Well, the thing is like we're talking in a situation. We're not saying, oh, dude, you know, you know, when you eat corn, it's never goodbye. It's see you later. Right?

We're not talking about the specifics of the poop. That's disgusting. Well, whoever's eating still put their food down. No. Especially if they're eating corn. It's see you later. That's disgusting. It's never goodbye.

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to hear the additional minutes of this podcast you guys will see them next week also on this platform and again we're investing money into this thing so I don't want to see anybody doing any fucking watch parties so I don't want you to do not do that okay you're not going to get to give away that content for fucking free. That's not the way this thing works. Please. We'll shut it down. Let's make this a cool thing.

Don't turn this into a bad thing. All right. Thank you so much. That's episode number 83. Shout out honey, Upstart and Manscaped for being a sponsor of this podcast. We'll see you guys next time. Goodbye.