OpTic Podcast - SCUMP REVEALS HIS FAVORITE OpTic MEMBER | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 68

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

This week we have HECZ, Hitch, Scump, and MaNiC on The OpTic Podcast to discuss Halo Infinite, Scump's favorite member of OpTic, and Snoop Dogg getting a character in Call of Duty Warzone!  Go to http://joinhoney.com/OPTIC to get Honey for free! Go to http://manscaped.com and use code OPTIC to get 20% off and free shipping. Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG SCUMP REVEALS HIS FAVORITE OpTic MEMBER | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 68 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone was like, Forma went to yours. Yeah, he drove 30 minutes for Sunday. We're in the winner's finals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would hope so. Yeah, yeah. No, that's, I mean, it... I didn't fly to Raleigh.

Everyone was like, bad friend. I thought he wasn't even going to show up. I was like, yo, I'm going to get an Uber like two. Wait, really? Say that again. I didn't think Forma was going to come Sunday. Yeah. I was like, yo, I'm getting an Uber.

He is no authority. Yeah. We're going to be fine. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. To episode number 68 of the Optic Podcast. You kind of went like Australian right there. Did he? Was that the only one that noticed that?

I was wondering, are these cameras even on? They fucking better be. Yeah, I think they are. I think they are. They better be. Sorry, keep going. Keep going with your Australian. What I was just saying to me,

welcome to Optic Podcast, episode 68, brought to you by Honey and Manscaped. We have Seth. We have a man, Nick Maniac, Kersner. And we have Hitch. Yesterday we were in a... I wish I had like a nickname. Who's your favorite?

Pick your favorite to least favorite from us three right now. That's kind of fucked up. Okay. What did I do yesterday? That's crazy. You're all my boys. That's what I was expected. But Hector's my favorite.

Just, I mean. No, it makes sense. I mean, yeah. So we were in a, we were in an interview with Miko, and it was me, Blake, and Nick. And she goes, Hector, who's your favorite, least favorite? And he answered immediately. Bam, bam, bam. I'm like, Hitch maniac, Blake.

I was like, damn. I mean, it's kind of an easy question. I mean, you could just pull, like, the longevity card. That's exactly what it is. He's been my friend for the longest, therefore he's my favorite. Easy. Yeah, that's what, I mean, that's still on your mind from yesterday? Yeah, and I just wanted to, I just wanted to.

Paige brought it up too. Paige, what's your favorite? Oh, my God, dude. I was fucking, I had one too many drinks after our win on, was it, Sunday? Sunday, on Sunday. And I was texting aunt, and I fucking called him Anthony Chavez, because it auto-corps. corrected because of flame sword. And he's like,

there's no way you just called me Chavez, but it auto-corrected. Quavers. And I had no idea, like, I completely forgot that I did that. I was looking back in my text, and I was like, dude. His last name is Kate.

And Mike was there, too. So that probably helped, probably was like, no, no, it's his phone that auto-corrected. I felt so stupid. Why? Just because I went rogue. Like, I was celebrating.

I had one too many drinks. I FaceTime Zeni like an idiot. Like, I was just, I was having a, you know, I was having a good time. celebrating our winners bracket clinch. I won a dick. What the fuck?

You wanted? What? I won a dick. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that was fun. You still have it? Yeah. Well, yeah.

I'm surprised. I'm surprised none of us got sick from that place. Oh, I still got it. I'm surprised none of us got sick from that place. I did. You did? Oh, but you just drink too much. I didn't get COVID.

Yeah. You just drank too much. Yeah, it's probably, yeah. My body was just dying. There's a difference between being sick and hung over. which one was it? I was sick for a week. Because.

I still have like this nipples. Genetics. I've been trying to say this for years now. Don't blame it on the rain. We got elite genetics. Mexican genetics, which is like impenetrable. And then just good white boys. Genetics.

But just imagine. Decent white boy genetics. At least your hair's not thinning. Imagine how many like, imagine all the people that were there and like they were in the crowd. The pro players weren't obviously. unless they went fucking rogue. But like, imagine how many people that were there were like in the crowd the whole time.

You guys were in the crowd, right? Oh, dude, we were living in the crowd. Yeah, but they had a system and a protocol as to how to not contaminate. One of the things that I was doing... Yeah, we got COVID tested. Yeah. But the thing is, but you weren't allowed back in the pro room.

No. Not until like the... Not until finals. I left. I will say though, like every single time I was taking a picture and they'll, you can we take our mask on? Yeah, but hold your breath.

Ready? What's his year? I'm just surprised, honestly. I don't know why I just thought of that. Nothing came up after the event of like everyone being sick somehow. No. This is like the halo event. This is honestly like the first event that has happened.

You know what it is? You know why? It's because Russia is invading Ukraine. And that's the only reason why we're not talking about fucking COVID right now. Yeah, you're right. Okay? All right. Don't probably hell of people sick, but it's just like, yeah.

It's after the halo event? Everyone was sick. It was like bad. And like, yeah. Well, a lot of people. got stick at the Halo event and some people got stake after the uh the kickoff the caller did you kickoff and it's like people were talking about like why are they doing but like here in texas it's so different like i went to a stars game there's not a math there's i went then right after that we went to fc

dallas like there's no people don't care here so it's like if we're going to throw an event in dallas you can't like use la you can't like be like hey you can't have here get everything like you know what It's so crazy what it's like here compared to L.A. Because in L.A. Like, if you are the guy without the mask, like, people are eyeing you. Like, you, like, feel weird about it. But here it's like, you don't see a mask. It's so wild.

It was like me in Blackpool when I was 15. What? Go on. Uh-huh. Just all the old British ladies, we were in, like, dude, it's Blackpool. Like, I'm sure all the, all the EU viewers probably. It's literally like a shit hole. Is it?

They call it the shit hole of the UK. They call it that shit hole. Yeah. So, but like, like, very like old school British ladies. It's the New Jersey. And like you have me, a 15 year old with way too much hair. Ray, Joey, and Big T. Also, it's way too much hair.

And like an old Victorian hotel, like walking through the lobby. That's how they were. They hated us. Like, I could just tell, like, walking by, like, they hated us. Why? I don't know. You think. You just get, you.

Feel that energy. Yeah, it was bad. I need to go to England or somewhere in Europe and just like chill for like a week. Because I've only ever gone and then gone to the event and gone to the hotel and left. Or you could go to like Hawaii or like. You, how about you go to fucking Hawaii? I'm going on vacation this off season. I mean I have to God if you fucking don't.

I have to. If you don't. I've never taken a vacation. Me either, but you should. You have to go for four days. I am taking the first vacation ever in the, I mean, yeah, I take my fishing trips, but I'm still vlogging it, right? So I don't consider,

I'm literally not taking my phone. I'm just taking my second phone that has my Instagram, my Twitter. Your burner? I'm taking a vacation soon. And I'm shut your ass. No, I'm kidding. But we're going to Spain in a like in two,

like a couple of months. That's why we haven't taken vacations. Nick took all of them. Yeah. I'm taking everyone's vacation hours. Everyone's time, what? Four vacations in the past three months. You and Blake, just all you do is vacation.

I'm going to go with the work. Workout girls me and Paige work out with. Yeah? Where are you really? I don't know. They're planning like a whole. Are you going? Let me race.

Let me raise my fucking hand really quickly. Are you going to? Uh, she can't because she says she might not go because she's got the air pumps. I feel that. Okay. Listen, can I erase my hand?

How do you get? How do you get? How do you get in these situations where you're just going to these fucking resorts? The owner posted. Oh, I don't know. Uh, I'm just like a. good time like if you have money and you're like I could get this good vibe guy here yeah like i might just want to get him here you know yeah it would be fun for everyone dude you're a professional

vibe bringer but uh that's a that's a I mean that's a good occupation to have but it was more so the owner of this gym posted on instagram the kankoon retreat uh karma cancun retreat if you want to go let me know and I just respond yeah raising my hand emoji she was like yes wait do you have to pay for your own trip yeah So it's not really a vacation. Yeah. Well, it is. 100%.

Yeah. Normal people do have to pay for their vacations. Yeah. I want to be like Blake always on vacation. He is. Does he like, is hard, is his vacations like traveling and stuff? Blake's? Or is it just like, so Blake.

North Carolina. Blake grew up in a very like vacationy place. Like they went to Disney and then they went to the beach and they went, they went like three vacations a year. Then he married someone who was also vacationing. Oh, nice. And then so they vacationed together. Then they vacation with their families.

What's like an example of a trip? They vacation. They go to Disney. They go to like the... Like random beaches and so. Yeah, they have like cruises and like they have their own cabin in like Virginia or Maryland. And yeah, so they just... They're always not.

But he was like, this year he was like, no, this is the year I'm cutting back. I'm like, you're cutting back, man. You're cutting back on vacation. I will say though, like this is the first like family vacations since Santa Monica where live June and I are going somewhere together to a vacation. Oh yeah. Since she was like, Spain, Madrid. I'm going to meet up with Mixwell down there.

No way. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to, I'm going to meet up with him. I'm going to be like, you're going to fucking play with it. That's like a crazy place. That's like Madrid, going to Madrid. That's like a random place. I thought we were going to go to like. Are you going to see a game?

I hope. You know, me and Ace TV went to Madrid once. And Ace was responsible for booking the hotel. And he bought us a place that was like $39 a night. and it was literally in a school. Like, I went to get snacks at like 7 a.m. Yeah. And there's kids with their backpacks, lockers.

No. Like, yeah. That check me out. That would check me out. I'm like, this can't be allowed. Like, I could literally open this door and be like, hey, come. I got to. Whoa, why would you go there?

Dude. I'm saying, I'm trying to look out for them. Like, this shouldn't be a thing. I'm trying to protect them from me. I'm like a grown person. Yeah. And I'm just in my hotel. And I have a hotel room and there's just like a school.

downstairs that would check me out too I would not I would check out of that I mean but yeah you freaks you know don't don't listen to what I said yeah it's I wrote that's wild what yeah that it was weird $39 a night though can't be hey can't do you get like culture shock and stuff when you're oh time oh before we move on yeah when you go I want to see where you're booking and I want to see the packages that you're fucking booking because if you do what hutch did God bless his soul Okay. What you can afford to get a fucking dope-ass five-star place and it's not gonna put a dent. I mean, yeah, I'll go. I'm not getting like the presidential suite or anything. Okay, why. Tell me why. Tell me why. Tell me why. Tell me why. What if you win champs?

Tell me why would I. Tell me why not. What if you win champs? Why would I? I don't need the presidential. As long as I have a hotel room that's just strictly for sleeping and rejuvenating. Where are we going to stay then? Huh? We're not coming with. Oh, oh. Zinny's already tried. He's like, yeah, I'm coming too. Let me know on your own. Listen, you and your girl on your own, okay? Do not.

Just us. No, no, no, no. I'm serious, man. Listen, okay, it doesn't have to be a presidential suite, but get a sweet. I don't want, I swear to God scump. Dude, do you, you, let's fucking move on before I get fucking mad. That's the difference between like a $3,000, $4,000 vacation. It's not.

It's not. It's not. You're making shit up already. Let's fucking get stuff. started. Clayster being benched by NY. I don't, personally, like, he's going through something, I don't want to talk about it. Just let him go,

like, I don't want to, personally. I mean, NYSL needed something. And we're going to see if that's it. Yeah. I mean, it's definitely not ideal. I mean, that sucks. I mean, look at, look at the remaining OGs that are left. I mean, it's me,

me and crim now. It was me, crim clay. And I mean, some people might say like attach, or like other people like that, but like that's the last three. Well, now it's two. Yeah. Which is crazy to think about. It's me and crim, the last two in the league.

Yeah. That's my last place. Me running the sub, of course, being the oldest sub in the league. Second of last. And still tucking? And Clay's playing shooting, too. Still tucking. You know, I got to throw a little bit of self-gast.

Yeah. Me being the oldest submachine gun player in the league. So their second to last in 11th place. Something was needed. Yeah. I don't want, I personally don't have an opinion. I just hope Clay, I hope Clay rebounds. Although Clay is very good at rebumping conversations about other, you know, about optic

that shouldn't be brought up, but we're not going to talk about that. I'm just saying. I don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. All right, well, I wish Clay the best. So do I. I hope, hopefully he lands on his feet. It's a really, I can't imagine what he's going through because like.

Dude, being that Paris, sorry, keep going, keep going. I mean, I just can't imagine. like getting dropped or getting benched, whatever you want to call it. I mean, in the middle of the season, stage two, like, and not only having one win on the year, like. Yeah, that's rough. That's rough. And there's not a lot of other.

Are there a lot of teams that need an AR? No. That's what I'm saying. I feel like the ARs are locked. It's mostly subs that are moving around. I feel like every team's rosters at this point are pretty much locked. Like making changes at this point is starting to become like, I mean it's just like beating meeting a dead horse

it's like I mean there's so many things that you could do but at this point like I feel like it's too late at this point like after this major I feel like teams are not going to change as a business however I would not drop a personality that big

as a business see this is one I don't want to talk about it let's fucking move on Optic Texas is still number one in the city we're not talking about that either man we're not going to jinx shit over here man what's so what's going on over there Sort of like yellow.

I will say one thing. A lot of people like, never mind, I'm not going to say one thing. Okay. Or say it we'll cut it. Well, no, I was just going to say like a lot of people are like putting a lot of emphasis on our matches this upcoming week. And all they're seeing is like our seed overall.

But like, I mean, Shotsie talked about it. He was like, we're going to try to expand our map pole, which is probably what we're going to try to do. I mean, at this point, we're three. We're 3 and 0. We guaranteed winners bracket. The seating in the CDL this year is not as important as last year because you don't get a buy. If there was a buy, we'd be playing strictly for the win, playing our best maps.

Yeah, probably not. Not to be clear. Probably not playing strictly for the win. I don't know how we would do it. But if there was a buy, it'd be huge. Let me dumb it down for those who are going to try to twist your words into something else, so to not give them the ability to do that. What he is saying is that they're going to try to win while at the same.

same time trying to expand their map pools. They're not chalking this weekend and saying, yeah. We're still going to try to win. I just want to make it fucking quick because I know how this fucking world works. Well, I mean, if we get to the finals of the next major, we want to make sure that we have as many reps and whereas practices as we can on the maps that we're going to have to play in another grand final. Because like if we would have extended the series against phase at the first major, the next two maps were Berlin HP, which is our worst HP right now. And then Bochage S&D, which we're kind of still unsure about, we played it in a match,

we played it well, but like, you have to be good at every map. So like, taking that trade off for the 10 points, potentially, if we do end up losing, it's like Are we about to see a GAV control out of you guys? We've played GAV. Have you? Yeah. We've been taught. We're 3 in GAV. Really? What was the last

time? Fucking recently. Yeah, we played at the major. At the major, it's not recently. Well, yeah. Yeah, it's two weeks ago. Well, the In our last match, they actually picked to play Tuscan. Oh, they picked. Yeah. Okay, because I just see Tuscan all the time.

Yeah, they pick Tuscan. You guys are gross at Tuscan. Yeah. I mean, we're three and O and GAF. We haven't lost it. That's true. But, yeah. I didn't know that.

Just saying, I mean, obviously we want to win really, really badly. Yeah. But at the same time, like, we're going to try to, you know. That's good. I just wanted to make it clear because I know how scumps that they're going to throw on fucking. You know what I mean? No one's going to take it like that. No one's going to take it like that.

No one. knows everyone that knows the logistical like the thinking behind it will know like that's smart to do. Well, there are we going to Minnesota? Listen, it's a constant mastermind. I know where the where the hit point titles and fucking text

Stump says they're not trying to win anymore. So I just want to clear it out. They'll still put it there. Scum said he's the last two remaining. No, ready? Ready? And they're not trying to win anymore. Here's the title.

Tactical Rabs says, Tactical Rabs says, and there's not a no shot of it, whatever, he's cool. Tactical Rabs says Scum says they're going to throw this upcoming Sunday Hex disagrees and is mad at him

That's a good one You're welcome I'd click on it I don't know though We are on a 10 win streak Thank you If we beat I don't want to jinx anything

But if we beat LAG We're tied for the longest win streak in CDL History Really? 11 Yeah And then phase would be 12 To break the record

That's a good 12 Battle for that I don't know Don't ask me Don't ask me We're not talking about it man We're not talking about it I'm just putting it out there.

About it. I don't know. I'm happy. Everyone's happy with, I mean, we're coming off a super, super high. My man,

Ili, Swaggin, swagger, swagger, what's in. Skin glowing. Smoothie, coffee.

I don't know. That boy loves his drinks, bro. He loves his drinks. I look over. He's got a Gatorade, water, fucking game fuel,

another energy drink. I'm like, dude, what are you doing down there? Yeah. He's like, I like my liquids. I like my liquids.

I mean, who doesn't? So tonight, Scump and I have to go to Houston. We're going to have some tacos. Yeah. Or fancy restaurant. I wanted a stream. Yeah. Not even going to lie, because I have been fucking slacking on the stream.

But this is unfortunate because my passports expired. Same. My license is expired. So I'm in like, I'm in like I have to fix shit mode right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I've put this. Grown up stuff. I've put this away for too long, not worrying about it.

And now it's here. Now, so today, so we'll get the passport like same day, right? Tomorrow, I think, Paige. You get it same day? Yeah, but we have to be there on time. Page said, if you get there at 815, you're not getting an appointment. So we got to be there at 745. Wait, don't we have an appointment already at 8?

Yeah, we do. But we're getting there at 745. Yeah. I already have the paperwork done. I have my pictures taken and everything's done. Immigration plays no games. I have everything done. Okay.

We just have to show up. We just have to show up. Code Miko fans blown away by V-tubers incredible new Twitch Avatar obviously we were just we just in an interview with her what's crazy is that she

codes all that shit She does all that stuff Literally Yeah She makes it She's a genius bro I mean I don't know she drew it But she like coated all of this

I ain't gonna lie Her new one's kind of bad too The new one's hair Is fire So you're telling me that in the Metaverse You try to hit on that That's definitely What would be your first

What would you say to her At a bar She said a bar I'd probably like God damn. Yeah, that works. Zero one one, one, one. Sorry.

That was a risky joke, bro. No, it wasn't. That was good. That was good. Bro, in the future, is crazy that the T-shirts will have that. How does this work? How do you do this?

So you put on a suit, a camera, green screen suit that has like those little metal on the joints, and it just mirrors it to that. So she'll... So she's like in an NBA 2K game. Yeah.

Yeah. It's actually like, because a lot of YouTubers are like, uh, it's just like a 2D character and, and it, their webcam tracks the movement. And it looks shitty. She's like in a suit and she can walk around. So, so she's pointing right now in real life and it's pointing. I mean, this is like, this is like future shit. I don't think I even knew this is what she does.

Really? What the fuck? I think I met her and like thought she was just like, I don't know, a streamer or something. Yeah. Yeah. This is kind of crazy. She was this girl because I've seen like, no, it's not just animated. She coded it. She, she, she like did the whole thing. I just didn't know this. was her because I've seen like clips and stuff of these animated girls. Yeah, she like, uh, she's, she does a lot of, uh, do I track her? She does a lot. Yo, Mike.

Yo, Mike. Yeah. Get the shit out of there. Yeah. She does a lot of like interviews. So she, she's interviewed like a ton of like big creators as Code Miko because technically code Miko was the avatar and then her. her who we met code miko it all makes sense

huh yeah I couldn't remember her government name but yeah she calls herself the technician so technically whenever we were calling her Miko it didn't make sense but I don't know if I'm but yeah that's cool that's that shit's really cool yeah that's it's a glimpse into the future and and I it's crazy I mean it's just you think you think competitive video games are on that way like VR Metaverse you don't think so I mean yeah I do

maybe maybe in like 10 10 to 20 years but it's good it's a 50 plus years. I'd say it's a while away. Before that shit's actually good. I'm going to vlog in the universe. Whenever VR gets like, obviously VR is like progressing and they're making advancements in it. But I mean, it's going to take like some crazy

technology to be able to like put everyone in a lobby together with the suits. Like it's going to be it's going to be a whole ordeal. I don't even know how you would like. There's already been, I don't know what game it is, but there's already been a VR like tournament. They're up on stages. It's like 3V3 and they're like Oh, so there is like, oh, I didn't

even know that. It's like kind of already, I think, can you look it up if possible? It's like VR VR sports, it's like smooth. Yeah, VR tournament or something like that. That's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like it's not like there. It's not there like competitively. Yeah. No, it's definitely in the end it's like infancy, but

it kind of looked like a rainbow six-ish type game in there just all. That's crazy though, dude. That's, yeah. I mean, if that, when that comes around, I'm chocked because I got the endurance right now fucking. I can't run. You can't keep up. I can't run. Oh, yeah.

So there is an entire like VR esports. I mean, there is. Look how swole that dude is just from wearing those VR glasses. He eats whatever he wants and he's still shredded. How's that? How's your diet going, Nick? Not too bad besides the past like two days. Go on.

Like last night I had woke up. Had that Chipotle. My food's here. Later on I had a giant sub from Jersey Mike's with chips. And then right before I went to bed. I had three cookies, two McDonald's, McFlurrie, and a bunch of stuff. And then I woke up depressed. Yeah, Paige, can you get Maddie to go downstairs and get Suss Food?

So what were you saying? So you had what last night? For dinner, what you had for dinner? First I had Chipotle with chips when I woke up. Then I had an entire giant sub from Jersey Mikes with chips again. Then I had McDonald's. It was like two McDonald's. Get the four.

You're on that rogue? You aren't that rogue? Yeah That's wrong Three cookies Apple pie Strawberry cake pie No you didn't

No you didn't Dude Dude Are you Are you Yeah no Yeah no But like eating it

I was like God this will help me Go to sleep I'm so bored anyway But then I woke up I just I'm not I'm not happy about it

Dude I went rogue last time I'm so stupid Because like I Well I knew I had to wake up early today Well earlier than I'm like earlier than normal for content. So I played Eldon Ring until 3.30

in the morning. Just saw that. Just frying my eye sockets. You saw what I mean? I was, because we were playing Apex. Or we were playing, oh no, we got on the Rocket League. Or something.

And you can see your scene friends list. I was like, this motherfucker's Seth is playing Eldon Ring. What level are you? 52. I just beat the second bus. I don't know what that means. I beat the second main bus.

I beat the second main boss. Yeah. There's like 15 bosses or something that you have to kill, I've killed like a third of them. I couldn't, do you play it in your theater room? No. You should.

Dude, I tried playing... I don't have any furniture in there right now. Oh, that's true. Yeah. I tried. Why? I'm kidding. Oh, shit.

Go on. I don't know. I don't know that story. I tried playing one of the new PS5 game that came out right before that, the Horizon before dawn or whatever. Yeah, yeah. It's called a forbidden something,

forbidden West. And I tried playing that on. like the big screen I was like I'm gonna get like the full like experience and then you move and your character and I could have hit shit and I was like dude I got it's so hard to go back to that yeah dude I used to like like monitor one instant I play I play breath of the wild in the theater room was fine yeah I mean I don't know some some projectors are like really high MS yeah yeah like projectors aren't as bad I don't think is like TVs my first halo tournament ever was at a movie theater and you played on the shit sucked It was like split screen. Yeah. Like a hundred inch or something. Dude,

he was so cross-eyed, like looking at everyone's screen, peepee. Huh? I did win, but it was really hard to do. It's really hard to play. You played like on the movie theater screen?

Yeah. You played a lot of Fortnite when it first came out. Did you read download it because of the no walls? Um, thinking about it. Because I'm sure it's going to go away in a few days or something. Um,

but yeah, I have to hop on at least like once. You know what's fucking crazy is that I, even when it was, even when it was like, when you could just put up a wall and just like, like those, those things,

if you could just put up one of those, like I wouldn't mind it. It was when they started, one wall per five seconds or something. The thing is this, right? Like, we're literally saying what, like pros in Fortnite

want that to be in there because of how mechanically gifted there. And they are. 1,000% no one's saying that. But like the majority of like, I know my brother who plays or he used to play a lot. Like he doesn't have time to learn how to build all that. So his experience is something completely different. And he'll never have a shot against somebody like that's just good,

especially on cross platform. But I do believe like, I thought that that was like a really cool thing. When I, when you could only build sideways or like that was like the only thing that you built, like when karma was playing it. Like I had a fucking, I loved Fortnite.

I wouldn't have Fortnite up there if I didn't like Fortnite. If you did the wall ramp, wall ramp, wall ramp, wall ramp. People were like, yeah, like, oh, shit. Yeah, you put a ramp up and put a wall behind us. Who is that? And then they see these karma peeking over.

Like, no. No, with a fucking grenade launcher. Do like a one by one with a ramp and then do another one. You're like, yeah, I can build. And then nowadays, I can't even, I literally can't even tell what they're doing. It's just, wall, edit, and it, you know, it's just like, it's so much. Yeah, you see them go up and you just, you just go under their stuff and start hitting them down. Literally. Yeah, I mean, with the edits and all that shit, like, again, like, they're pros for a reason, and that shit's just like the, the craziest thing to me.

I, I don't have time. If I, I don't have time to download it. But if I did, I would have. 100%. But if I did, I would have, I would have grinded in. You would have been better in all of them? No. I mean, I was nasty, but no.

I was pretty good at Fortnite. Yeah? Yeah, like season. I don't even remember when I played it. One? Probably like season one to four and, right? No, I play mouse key. I was kind of nice

Yeah I have YouTube videos of it Yeah I have literal documentation The thing is I thought I was nice But like when I go back and watch my clips and stuff I'm like wait a second I wasn't that good

I mean for the time You're-to what you see on TikTok and shit now For the time you were probably good Until everyone like Everyone ramped up My My most memorable moment And we'll move on from there

It's like It was I was far as far as walk away and you could see like tiny little humans like going over this one hill and I shot the guy and it hit him as the bullet dropped over the hill and I was like I wasn't recording but I got so happy so like you know just just know that I it translates wait so can we talk about Eld and Ring for next 20 minutes is it all is it all it's hyped up to be oh dude it's incredible well I mean I've played like the Dark Souls games in the past too so it's not like my first I don't even know what the genre of games is called, but Soul's game, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, but I love it. Like, I love those types games because they're challenging.

They're challenging, and this one's different than the other ones, just because it's open world. It's not, it's not linear, like, at all. Like, you can do whatever. There's no guide, like, if you want a guide, you have to go to, like, the wiki and, like, look, like, this area, you should be this level to this level. But, like, you could go to an area like I did at the start without the wiki.

I went to like the third area that you're supposed to go to and just got like one shoted. Yeah. Or like what? He's falling asleep. No, but. Nah, that game is godlike. It is. I would never play something like that, but I was watching, I was watching somebody play.

And I'm like, wow, bro, what the fuck? That she looks dope as fuck. Where are you? He's like, oh, I'm underground. And I'm like, huh? He's like, yeah, I'm like in the core of the earth. He's like, you see how this map? There's a massive map.

bright day. I'm in this tiny little section and I'm underground. So there's another world above it with mountains and all this shit. And I'm like, get the fuck I. Dude, it's insane. Some random streamers stream like three viewers and they just talk into it. Where are you? It was Marcus, Marcus. I think that like those types of games are my favorite game. Like, like Dark Souls games, they're hard. They're not easy. They're like, they're just so much fun. They're challenging. See that those games are. 90 they're

Those games are hell to me But I like watching them I like watching people play Eldon Rouge I like watching people like There's a hundred and fifty seven bosses Or something like that 157

I just know I would buy that game Play it for maybe two hours And probably not get back on I've played for 15 I've 15 hours on it Okay Bros, why don't you stream that shit Huh?

People would eat it up If you stream that shit That's your game for you though Right? Yeah It's this game for him I might start streaming it though whenever I do come back yeah what's that game

saccaro saccaro saccaro that you don't know no I I downloaded that game and played it for oh should we time on time on time on time on time on oh I want to see this actually yeah yeah play that shit so apparently some fake walls are in there and as long as you hit them 50 times like they open up to this new area of the map which is genius and it's even more genius if if like nobody knew about it this is what they said for halo two one time for this map. You had to take a ward hog, shoot a wall a hundred times.

I want to know how... It would open up. Well, right here it was fake. Right here. Holy shit. What the fuck. See, this is the sort of shit that I would be like,

yeah. And it's just like a... It's just a little Easter egg or is it like a new... It's like if you beat this guy, you get his armor. And who's that guy over there? It's like...

You know what I mean? Like, this is the sort of shit that I would be freak out about. That's dope. Yeah. Apparently some things. walls revealing oh my god this changes everything wait so can you like exploring stuff in this yeah yeah but now imagine imagine imagine the same scale but yeah now imagine imagine like this is

this is something where you would have never thought to open it but for some reason someone did and then it got seven point five million views here and fucking chop that wall somebody data mined the game figured it out oh yeah no way some there's not a chance in hell some guy just went up to that wall and he's I'm going to hit that 50 times. Yeah, there's no way. There's no shot. I can't believe that. I wonder if all the Easter eggs in the Halo Infinite campaign have been found.

Because that was like all I saw for the first week. There's just there's like a ton of Easter eggs. What's even in that room? It looks like it's all just NPC like, I mean vendors. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, is this multiplayer? You can play a multiplayer, yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. You could like summon people and. Games Godlike. Yeah. It's probably going to be, it's probably my, it's probably my game of the year already. It for sure is going to, game. Did you have you played it? Is it something that you would play? No, because the thing is the game that I would play came out three days before that and then that game came out in the Horizons for forbidden West. Oh, you like played that. I played the first one zero dawn. It was amazing. Horizon Zero Dawn is amazing. Oh, so you love it. I love that shit. So you love that shit. But it's like beautiful and bright and awesome and you can ride these like fucking machines that look like animals. It's completely overlooked. And then you just you can be, you're like this badass, this badass girl. shoot arrows and shit and then that game came out.

And no, we got to see it. Yeah, because that came out right. That would fucking suck because you can't redo a release date. And that Horizon game has been hyped up for years. I mean, Zerodon came out a long, like a while ago now. And this was like, for, this was like the first real like PS5 game. I wish.

I'm, I'm stuck on a daily basis and we'll take a quick break up to the bottom. I'm still, on a daily basis I'm stuck between playing Call of Duty or drawing. And I can't find a, a, a, a, a, a proper switch in my mind to do either one. Yeah, I get that.

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And save you some money. Warehouse employees steals over $35,000 worth of video cards. Now, are we talking in Vida? What are we talking about here? Gotta be. Yeah, it's got to be like the 38th. What I don't understand is like, what? Russian GPU heist.

3070 TIs. This is the thing, though, okay? period in the story and if anyone's listening look i don't condone stealing i don't condone and i understand that certain class certain uh you know social class certain upbringings sometimes lead you to do bad shit because you have no other choice you're fucking hungry yeah i get that but do not steal if you're not smart enough to do it right period if you're not smart enough to know that there's a camera on that corner. Don't bust a tag. I mean, don't write your, I mean, don't steal nothing. What's up, Chavez? Wait, where's that shit going? No, they're just putting it so they can come back

and get it later. Like they, they put them there and then they, like, you ain't even looking around making sure there's not a camera. See, all right. Look, my brain immediately went to, my brain immediately went to this. If I'm there, I put them there and then I, I leave them there for three months. Okay, no one goes there. No one touches it. It's some people do the, the auditing. It's like, yo, we lost $35,000 worth the cards. Why are they? Let's check the cameras. Nothing. Okay? When it's all setting clear. When it's all done, that's when you go and go.

You know what I mean? Like, damn, what did happen to them? We can't find him nowhere. They're still going to be able to see you go put them back there. Do you? Yeah. I don't know. They're throwing them off the roof. Yo, that's crazy.

And catch them. But this is the thing, though. What sort of fucking moron? Wait, did they get caught? The first thing that you do... They got eight different camera angles on them. Is it because? Because I grew up a different way that everywhere I go, I check to see if there's cameras around.

I just don't get it. I never check. You cannot do anything in this world anymore. You can't cheat. You can't lie. You can't steal. You're going to be caught. You're going to be caught.

It's the worst time to be a thief. Don't ask me. Yeah, it really is. It's like, I can't imagine what graph writers go through nowadays. They don't even have masks on. Like, they didn't even try. They were just like, we're just going to fucking take them. They're not even COVID safe.

Dude, the thing is, I'm saying like a mask. That's just crazy. This isn't shoplifting, though, man. This is $35,000. They don't even have their masks on. Yeah, they don't even have their masks on. Irresponsible. Just unbelievable.

I do have a fantasy of, like, robbing a bank. Like bank robbery movies? Worst thing you can do. That's a weird one. Yeah. You have a fantasy? Yeah, I don't know. Just something about it.

Yeah, kind of. Like watching bank robbery movies. Impossible. What's your favorite bank robbery movie? I think inside job Inside Job with Denzel And what's the other guy's name

I forget the white dude Clive Owen Fucking incredible movie I love that one That's the one with the mini Cooper's right No that is the Italian job Listen I'm king movie Okay

Is that a true? Hell or high water is a really good one If you haven't seen it Really good It's a western isn't it Sort of Yeah Partner

My man knows about movies He's hype about it What's your favorite? Yeah We're asking the producer Which one? Untouchables with Kevin Costner Money Highs TV shows good too

Money Highs TV I don't know I watch the Spanish one right Is that the Spanish one? I watched it in Spanish and it was good I didn't know Heist was this big of a season two I didn't know

I didn't know heist was this big of a genre He loves it Holy shit It's like my favorite type of movies Do you like the Ocean movies? Yeah What's Ocean? The Ocean 11. Ocean 11, Ocean 12, Ocean 13.

I haven't seen that. What? What? Bro, it's got an all-star cast. Wasn't that been around since like 2002? Yes. It's like robbing casinos. Watch that shit tonight.

Oh, really? Watch it tonight. Nick. What's tonight? No, fuck that. I mean, if you haven't watched anything that I've told you to watch, don't watch this. It's a TV show? No, it's a movie.

There's three movies. Brad Pitt, George Clooney. You never seen that. That's crazy. Fucking Julia Roberts. I haven't seen it. Fucking Matt Damon. Matt Damon.

I mean, it's little like a powerhouse cast. Yeah, it's sick. It's a really good. Because they're like on the up of their careers, you know? They just all like, they all just happened to be in that movie. The editing is like crazy. The editing is so unique and shit too. Have you seen, uh,

have you seen now you see me or something? I've definitely heard up on that. Yeah, that's the, the magic guys. Oh, Bernie Mac. I forgot Bernie Macs in the rest of peace. Bernie Mac. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. What else is that guy? That's some Mickey cookies. Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, really good. I liked it. I wanted to ask Seth something. Hold on. Let's give a shout-out to this Halo player, Aiden Barrios, who's a student at Full Cell University, who uses one hand to control both. Wait, what?

Wait, what are we doing? What does he do? Oh. Oh, he does both thumbs? That's crazy. Wait, what the fudge? He doesn't claw. He uses his palm to control the movement

and his stump to control the view. Ew. That's kind of crazy. I mean, who cares? Wait, did it say he was a pro player somewhere? At full sale. He looks like a kid, didn't he? He's a student at Full Sail University, so he's out of high school.

This looks like kid hands. Oh, he's an anime character. Oh, yeah, he's a. Deceit. compete? Come on. Yeah, he competes at full sale. Yeah, he competes at full sale.

So he competes against, I think, other colleges. Yeah, shout out full sale, man. That's a good event. The optic van came from it. Yeah, also the full sale meme came from it. Oh, yeah. Which has happened again, but some of it's still full sale, but it's happened again, so they take it now. Yeah.

We passed the torch. That series, the optic van series, the first, we were just, we were looking it up for the major because we were trying to find old optic moments. Map 1 is the When Seth goes crazy on Slowns Keith can cross map kills with the scorpion And then map 2 is the Doct Van

What a lot of historic clips all from one term All from one series Cross it Yeah Let me tell you what happened You don't see shit like that anymore Let me tell you what happened Off camera

Off camera What Off camera Oh Let me tell you having off a copy It's so good Funny hilarious That was the last

I think that was the last event Well, that was the last event with coaches in the booth in the states, besides the Pomage event. Yeah. Go, let me ask you something, okay? Does he think he won a chip? He did win a chip. Who? Don't be hating.

Don't be hating. Pomage is a coach, and he won a championship. Pamas is one and oh. Where? You guys said ESWC. ESWC, right? Exactly. Doesn't even know he coached.

No, he does. You remember that. Pam. Pam. You want to know. You got a check. I can't remember. I can't even remember.

Wait, was he giving calls? Yeah, he was in columns I fucking forget, dude He was just trying to hype us up Good, that's the point I was trying to make At one point, uh, they were talking afterwards and Seth goes, dude, I got I died like five times straight

And I hear Pam go, let's go Let's go, Seth. I don't even remember That's so long ago All right, so this is what I was out Yesterday I looked up Like Snoop Dogg, obviously every The whole world, one of the most popular

people on earth, right? He's Snoop. And he's coming to Call of Duty, which is why we're talking about. I'm not talking about that. No, you can put it back up there. How many followers do you think he's got on Instagram? Think about it.

Snoop Dog? Snoop Dog. Let me start it here. Let me start it here. Let's reset. How many followers on Instagram do you think that Tom Brady has on Instagram? Tom Brady, 90 million. What do you think?

No, Tom Brady, like, just started his socials. I'd say like 20. 20 million? I'd say like five. Okay, he's got 11.7. Okay. Now, how was a little lawful? Now, how many does Cristiano Ronaldo have?

Oh, it's like a hundred something. Isn't it? It's got to be a lot. Oh, my God. A hundred million? Watch, watch, watch. He's bringing it up. And this better be on the fucking podcast

so the audience sees this. $415 million. Does somebody who's $415 million tells me to go out of retirement? I'm getting out of retirement. Soccer's like a cheat code. Yeah. And he's handsome as fuck, too. That obviously, like, it's another one. Tom Brady, handsome dude, too, but, you know what? But anyway. $415? How many fucking, don't bring this up yet. How many? No, whoa, whoa, how many do you think?

Snoopy the dog. That Snoopy the dog. I'd say, I'd say two. No, I'd say $150 million. $150? $200. How many do you think? I would say like 35, 40 million. Yeah, whatever it is over 20, it's way too many already, but I give him props because he's got 75 million 71 million followers that's a lot oh my god

he has to be the most popular call duty player in the world he came in the game and didn't like never he's been I feel like he's been relevant every year since like 94 100% wouldn't it dog town come out 92 or something why he's

he's produced some music he's just he's cool it's a fucking cultural icon that's Snoopy the dog right there cultural icon if he didn't look look like that would it work no if he didn't sound like that if he wasn't him it didn't work it's the sound he's the real is like i am i i have to have a snoop a snoopy the dog back

there with uh with the rest he literally sounds like a fucking like a pimp no he's the man dude he's the fucking man it's so cool all the time he's got he's got apes he's got land in the matter in in uh in in the central land he was a dukes of hazard he was a bro he's the man he's the man he's in phase Klan. You know what show with Kevin Hart? So this brings me to this new thing, right?

I'm starting a series and I can't do it with neither you or you but I can't do it with him and some of the other players. Wait, what is it? It's like they're going to listen to music from

the 90s that I believe. So you're saying like we know that with Nick. You guys, no, because Nick doesn't know. Nick knows every song that I'm going to show you guys. He knows every show you. Yeah, but that makes the video better.

If, because then what what you should do is you show me a song from 90s and then you're like yeah they didn't know any of these and then I'll show you a song from nowadays are you saying like underground like hip hop type shit or you're saying like just old school hip hop bon talk in harmony track call class like shit that you know yeah this guy knows fucking uh uh boys to men okay okay back again little little see to the end uh no yeah i know that shit I don't even know how I don't even know how I know that shit Let go It's a natural You belong to me

I belong to you Yeah, y'all lost me Anyway, that's super dope that he's in call of duty I'm not mad Of him being in call duty But I love that shit But I better not fucking see Chatham Tatum in there before I see

Scumper in there Yeah You know what I'm saying? No, no Offensive, Channington, he's the only one that came to mind right now because I just watched his movie The Dog, which was pretty good. So Snoop is going to be a playable character. Yes, pretty good. Snoop is going to be a playable. Yo, I'm playing him and ranked.

Yeah, I don't want to see some other, like, celebrity. You know what some fucking heat that just came out? What? Fucking, it's called We Crash. Jared Leto and who's the girl actor in it, dude? I don't know her name. It's so good. We crashed.

It's so good. It's a show on Apple just came out. There's only three episodes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm waiting into it's all that. Wait, who's the girl and I can't remember her name?

I know, like, her face, but I don't know her name. He's about to bring her up right now. Wait, do you all be watching Euphoria? No. Good. Too many penises. Yeah. Ann Hathaway?

Isn't Anne Hathaway? Yeah. I just watched the movie with her and Robert De Niro, the intern. It's like they make a company type show. Yeah, yeah. It's so good. Oh, my God. I'm definitely, I miss, I miss Silicon Valley, so I'm constantly looking to

something to replace that. What's the show that everybody? there is one show that so many people have told me to watch I think it's on HBO Damn it Succession Succession

Oh what the fuck That shows some ass No whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Yeah I think I watched like two episodes Time out I'm gonna tell you right now I'm gonna show a show ever No no no I'm gonna tell you right now

I got bored watching You know bro bro bro Best show since Game of Fucking Thrones That's how good it is It's funny And I mean clever funny Boomer No

No No. Yes, I'm a boomer, but no. Yeah, this show. Just know this. Just know this. It is. I would say it's not bad. It's good. You were watching it. You did enjoy it. You were fucking posting stories about it. You liar. You pose.

It's good. It's good. But after, I feel like after like eight episodes, it was just nothing was ever happening. Oh, no, no, no. You're out of your fucking mind. You know what else is really good? The Adam Project with Ron Reynolds on Netflix. The new movie that came out. Is good? You seen it? It was really good. Really?

Yeah, I loved it. Succession? Oh my God. It's so good. Dude, people tell me to watch that show all the time. We crashed. Give it a try. That's how good it is.

First episode's slow, but after that, oh my, it's just like a... We crashed. Oceans 11. White Lotus, I think it's cool. Yeah, that was God-like. You did like it? Yeah, dude, that one was so weird. No, it was a weird show.

Archive, Archive 81 was also Godlike. I haven't watched that one. It was Archive 81? I think it was Archive 81. Archive something so good. Oh my God. I can't believe you haven't watched that yet. He literally like constructs cassettes to like solve a demonic cult.

It's so good. That's why I didn't watch it because I read demonic and I don't fuck with anything demonic. There's two things that I don't do in my life I don't talk about. That's evil spirits and the cartels. I feel like I do need to apologize for last week. I was very, very rude to a lot of Batman lovers. And I have to say something. to you guys. I'm very sorry that

you guys like movies that don't make you smile. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. And he's also sorry that you're... Is this just to hutch? No. No, it's all the Batman freaks out there. They love Batman. I haven't watched it, so I can't say anything. I haven't seen it either. Have you seen any Batman ever? Yeah.

I wait for that shit to come out. I like Batman. When I finally saw the new Spider-Man, God-like. You like the Dark Guy? Finally saw. We both saw... I don't know the difference between them all, but... There's some badmands out there. I was thinking about it. I was like, not to double down, but we can double down.

I don't think that I don't think anybody like remembers the Batman. So it's not even a movie. You're just a Batman hater. No. No, I liked the, I like the, the, even comic books. You probably don't fuck with. No, I like comic books. You know, bring up his tweet to Hutch where he said, uh, that, that TikTok.

I had already sent it to him that day before. Did you really? Yeah. And then when you tweeted it at him, I was like, Because he had already The guy walking out the movie theater He's like I just watched a billionaire Get no no uh

I just watched a billionaire with no bitches Not Accomplish anything Yeah It's true I don't know I don't know Is the new movie not that good Hitch

Hitch tweets a lot Yeah I tweet a lot Yeah never mind that Yeah that I mean that was I just thought was funny It's hilarious The thing about that is like He

Whether it was Whether he believes is good or not It doesn't matter Because he's gonna die on cross. Yeah, well, I'm the same way. Yeah. You can't convince me that it's good. I mean, it wasn't bad. It just

wasn't good. I haven't seen it. I can't put anything in. Yeah. I'll wait three months to see it. How many, how many Batman movies have you seen? All of them. Yeah, all of them. And what? Besides, well, maybe not the originals. Who's the original? Was it Clooney? No. Who the fuck was the original Batman? I have no idea.

George Clooney was like part of the cartoon. He was never Batman. No, yeah, he was. It was Michael Keaton. Was Clooney ever Batman? Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Was Clooney ever Batman? When did Danny DeVito go? Danny Labano?

Clooney was Batman, yes. Okay, so I've seen those. Demi LaVano. Wait, what was the one? Yeah. No, I'm saying who was in those movies? Jack Nicholson. What was the Iceman?

What was the Iceman? Who was the actor in that one? Schwarzenegger. Yeah, but who was the Batman in that one? Because those are probably the oldest ones that I've seen. I know who Robin was. That was Clooney. That's it.

Yeah, that's fair. That's what I seen that. Maybe I'm just not, maybe I'm just not like well versed. and maybe I'm not Yeah I just don't know Are these all the Batman's? A

Yeah George Clooney Chris O'Donnell George Clooney was Batman Yeah Those are the last ones That's seen Val Kilmer

Who the fuck did Val Kilmer play Wait Oh shit Oh my god he was Is that the one With poison ivy Where she kisses the dude Oh yeah

Yeah baby Yeah it was She's redhead That was an awakening For me Yeah because you love redheads That's a new

Nick also loves redheads Yuck. Yuck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The MF2. I don't like any girls that are pale. Okay. That fucked up.

No, man. Kind of fucking terror on it. Love your own, buddy. I almost said, no, we're getting it. All right. That's always your. What's that saying right there? Rebirth Island is getting on

No, listen Oh, you can't listen Rebirth Island is the most exciting Game Mode and Warzone to play Especially in team situations That is not because Rebirth is good That is because Caldera is ass

Ooh Ooh Yes I dude I swear I look at like Twitter And I just see like the Warzone community Going fucking road Bro

All they have to do And they'll never do it I feel so bad for them right now Because like they had for dance They all loved it And then of course Like they get the new map and like everyone loves it at the start, but

it's called duty. So everyone just starts hating it more or more. As a halo fan, I have no sympathy for any of your cod players. Got up. You got something to play. Y'all bitch more than anybody. Y'all got a good game. You all have a good game.

You guys, you guys bitch so much, you killed your game for five years. Yeah. Good mechanically, not enough. There's not enough maps. I don't know if you can't put that on us. No, I can't. I just saw a documentary. You should watch it. go to go to uh youtube and type in uh halo documentary and that's it and something will pop up

but yeah it's a halo documentary about not like not like the not not it's uh go down go down go down go down i'll tell you when it's like a bunch of people uh that work there as like the as the as the whatever anyway but um keem just link what the fuck for you go up you got to go up halo three four three documentary the rest of follow halo esports no that's not it I just, I just fucking watch it. Keep going up. Keep going up. You know, there was like a whole Reddit of people that used to work for like three, four, three.

Yeah. Well, this is, this is part of that. Type something else, man. Yeah. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was like, somebody said, it was, Kempster sent it to me. He's like, yo, you're in this, you're in this, uh, documentary. I was like, what the fuck? Right there.

Boom, the third one. Yeah, that one. Three, four three, industries versus the world. It is so good. That's good. It's so good. Bro. It's, it's, it's good.

but at the same time, it's like, this is an anti, an anti-343 documentary. And they talk about how they, was that fucking Flamescord? They talk about how they don't give a crap and,

you know, whatever, but you know, it ends on some hope, right? It talks about, it talks about how, how bad the, the storylines have been, how fans were like, wait, we just made peace with this fucking hoard, and now we're against the horde again. They talk about every single,

I'm not really, No, no, no, but they do talk about esports. But yeah, there's, there's, uh, the first of it was going well. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, you guys should watch it. It's really, really good.

Yeah, I'll definitely watch that. It's long as fuck, too. 343 versus the world. Yeah. Wow. It's, uh, I just, I just watched it. It was. That's, I mean, it's just, it's wild that like,

that like the, the two developers that we deal with, that our two communities deal with on a, on a daily basis is just so secretive. Like you don't know what the, no, they're not transparent at all. You don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah.

It's like who knows how bad it is behind the scenes at three. Who knows how bad it is? Who knows like how it's actually, I don't know how it's actually done. There's one dude that's like obsessed with Halo. He got his dream job. And then he goes there and he's not allowed to do anything because the people above him won't let him.

The lawyers. Right. They won't let him do anything. Like that would, that's like, I'm sure. That would suck. Yeah.

I'm sure. Obviously, it's way more complicated than what my ass knows. Me, I'm just like, but fix this. Fix the manglars. But they're just like, that's not how this works. He's like, fix this because it wasn't my chair. I know I'm not. I can't change.

Look at all the chairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. The amount of the, I compare what Nick does with chairs. I can't get coffee in my chair. Fixed this. Yeah. I compare, I compare what Nick is to change.

the way that crim was the controllers. At 60-50, at 60-50, you know how he had that area? Like as soon as you walk in, bro, he had a fucking graveyard of controls. At least 30 controllers. Screwdrivers. Screwdrivers. Rumble packs. Yeah.

Fucking rumble packs everywhere. Dedy pads. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's how Nick is with chairs. Some chairs have one arm, some has two arms. Some chairs I like the support in the back.

Other chairs I hate the sides of the seat because I can't like sprawl my legs out. I can't play with armrest. I don't know, man. Genetics. Yeah, it's genetics. It comes back to how I was genetically shaped and morphed. Get it together, man. Get it together.

All right. So this upcoming weekend, and we'll close it on this. This upcoming weekend, we have, who do we play at Face End? L-A-G. So we play L-A-G. Saturday. Saturday, Sunday. Saturday, Sunday.

Also the VAL team. The VAL team. Yeah, shout-out to them. They went one more. They qualify for Iceland. Yeah. So that's happening this weekend as well. There, I can't believe I'm going to Iceland with the boys.

And well. and then Halo tournament's coming up here shortly Yeah in Kansas Are you going to this? Probably not Just because it's in Kansas

City Maybe I don't know man we'll see If I'm like Is that like a major one Or is it is? Yeah

You coming? 250 250 thing If it was in Texas You would go Yeah Okay Yeah if I'm like

Ohing my shit And I'm like You know what I can take Like I can go somewhere Three days Fuck yeah But right now

HCS We got to throw A Dallas event Yeah You saw what happened Like Oh yeah For sure

I would go on Sunday Yeah Yeah Yeah Like formal did Yeah like formal did Yeah like Yeah he was there man

Everyone was like formal Went to yours Yeah he drove 30 minutes For Sunday We're in the winner's finals Yeah yeah I would hope so Yeah yeah

No that's I mean I didn't fly to Raleigh Everyone was like bad friend I thought he wasn't even gonna show up I was like yo I'm gonna get an Uber Like two Really say that again

I didn't think formal was gonna come Sunday I was like He is no authority Yeah What are you What are you yacking? He's not

What are you yaddy? He's not what are you getting? I was like all right Well we'll leave in like the afternoon or something Then the afternoon comes I texted me It's like can't in a halo tournament Yeah

I was like yeah You're not showing up Yeah But he did He did Showered and everything I mean He showers every day

No he does Every day It was just because I feel like I saw him and his hair was still wet. Dude, that's why I had... Every day. I had a shower this morning before I got on the pod because I wasn't supposed to be on this one,

and I got called up late, and I was like, I don't think I've showered in like two days. So you had to shower? So I, like, had to shower. Wait, how? I don't know. I just kind of went through it, you know? No, no, no, no.

Like, how does a human being wake up, not shower, go do a whole thing, and then get up the next day and not shower and then go do a whole thing? Like, does not, does it feel... If I'm going to do anything, I have to show, Anything I have to shower. But if I'm going to wake up and just lay on my couch and chill,

there isn't a single day that I don't shower. Not a single, well, I think it was like, I shower the night before and then I didn't shower the next morning and then went through the whole day and then had like a weird, like, got a little too intoxicated. I feel like you sweat too much. Sunday, Saturdays. You sweat too much, not to shower. Yeah, you sweat too much not to shower.

No, I shower every day. It was just this one time. I just don't understand. I don't understand humans. Ah, they're mine. You already know. What? I had Ernie's yesterday. Ernesto's?

It hit. It hit. I got something new. How's your asshole doing? Oh yeah, from the wings. It hit me later. Dude. It hit me later.

The first time I used the restroom after that challenge, I've never experienced that. Did you clean the bone? Were y'all cleaning the bone? What was that mean? On the, on the meat on the bone? All of that shit. All of them but the last two, right? Yeah.

On the first ones we were. All of them but the last two or three. But those were just as hot as the sauces on the, on hot ones? It was the same sauces. Oh, really? The last one was 2.5 million Scoville. I guess that's high. Here's a trick.

Howlpheon goes 2,500. Was that the worst one? Yeah. Or was there like a random one that's not ranked that high that you were the just like, what's discussed? At least the last one had flavor. Yeah, the bomb literally tasted like gas. I feel like I've heard people complaining about the bomb on the show.

It, there is nothing good about it. It is only bad. Yeah, it's bad. I love spicy food, but I don't like that kind of spicy food. It's dry. It tastes like gas. It fucking pissed me off. I'm so excited for that video.

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