OpTic Podcast - SCUMP STOLE THE COMPANY CARD 😂 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 135
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You know, we had some, we had some old fashions.
We were drinking at the pool all day.
We had some old fashions at the Charles.
Yeah.
I mean, and then we ended up going.
It ended up being an absolute ball.
And then, introduce the boys.
Dude, out of nowhere, we're leaving at like 1.30 a.m.
And I just see a figure just walking out of the darkness and it's fucking flame sword.
It's like, I was like, why are you here?
Welcome everybody to episode number 135 of the optic podcast.
Everybody's on their optic.
Yeah.
Everyone's on their Optic Day merch.
I'm wearing the hat.
You and Seth are wearing those dope-ass jersey.
60 in the front, 50 in the back.
Green wall in the back.
We're also going to be putting these on the market.
You know what's cool about these?
Is that the clasp?
You know, the thing that you clasp the back has an Opticaming logo on it.
Wow.
Look at that thing.
How does it cost?
Huh?
That is gas.
30?
I'm going to tell you.
Whoa.
Anyway, welcome everybody.
Oh, also we unvaulted the first ever opt-gaming t-shirt that we ever made,
this, well, that I ever made is this one with the optic tag.
My dad told me in the beginning, it's like, do a logo.
You got to do the optic logo.
And I'm like, I don't think the logo will sell as much as like a graffiti t-shirt pop.
And do I regret not making the first optic t-shirt and optic logo?
No, I do not.
Anyway, it came out alright man
This one came up Superfire
It's all gold
No, I'm saying the optic logo and shit
It's gold man
It came out all right man
Came out all right
What you've been up to man
Cupping my fan out
Your little brother's calling
Your Shatsy now
Like what's going on?
Yeah they're slowly like moving over here
So like
To where?
I can say the city
No no no
Oh to up up north
Yeah
Okay gotcha
So you're helping that move
Yeah
Dude have you ever heard of cash money
Why don't you pay
Movers. Why are you helping?
Nah, because they actually love doing it.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Now, they actually, like,
the way they look at it is, like, oh, like, 300 bucks.
Like, I'll just do it. Yeah. Like, my stepdad had a,
had a change, like, 19 sprinklers.
Damn. And they were trying to charge, like, $1,000.
He was like, oh, I'll just do it myself. Yeah.
Hell yeah. I can't do that shit.
Yeah. I'm stupid.
When people ask me, uh, my boy Kenny asked us to, uh, to help him move,
to help him clean out his garage ones of a new house that he bought.
And I'm like, I'll help.
I showed up.
I showed up with 1-800 got junk.
And I'm like, let's go drink some beers, boys.
Let the professional.
I mean, that's also a good strategy.
Yeah, I'm not going to ruin my back.
Have them move it.
Drink bruskies.
Yeah, let me help you.
I got you.
It sounds great.
You need help, got you.
I can do it.
That's super dope.
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Seth, what you make for us last night, man?
Why don't you tell the, tell them?
Yeah, so I made my beeria again last night.
Beef, beeria.
Beef, yeah, not goat.
But the peppers, I think I used a different pepper.
So it was not as good as the first time I made it.
It was still nice.
It was an eight and a half.
The salsa was definitely fire.
But it was good, but it wasn't as magical as it was.
first one and somebody asked me how stoned I was the first time that I ate it and I was
they didn't have anything to do with that like I would have been able to tell you know what I'm
saying it was literally like a 10 out of 10 that show was fire but we even like it doesn't
make sense though because this time we had like wahaka we had cilantro we had onion like the first
time we just had it straight up right just the the consummate and the beef and tortilla maybe that
maybe that was it maybe the cheese ruined it maybe it did I mean it was from croaker that I
know those motherfuckers don't got good bohaka it wasn't it wasn't a croaker it wasn't it wasn't
Broger brand, right?
Yeah, it was the only Wauca they had in the whole fucking store.
That's fun to say, by the way.
Wahaka?
Wahaka.
What is it?
Wahaka.
What is it?
Oh, that's just a place in Mexico.
It's a place in Mexico.
It's almost like Waukegee.
Waikiki.
Yeah, in Mexico.
Just about.
It's the sibling.
Yeah.
You never had Woha cheese?
When we made the other, what did you ask them?
I said he's never had Wohaka cheese.
It's like the white really melty cheese.
Creamy?
Like mozzarella kind?
It's like string cheese.
It has to be in case of Diaz.
Mexican string cheese.
Oh yeah.
It has to be in case adage.
How many different types of cheese are there?
Oh, bro.
Thankfully, millions.
Yeah, there has to be, right?
Thankfully, yeah.
Wait, no, I think.
It's like creamier or mozzarella.
Yeah.
It's like creamy.
I don't know what it is.
But can we Google the amount of cheeses there is in the world?
Over under on 10,000.
I say over.
Over 10 grand?
Yeah, Matt Craig.
Can we look up how many cheese is six?
How many styles of cheese?
We got Parm?
We got lots of.
I'd say over 10K.
10K over?
Different.
How many kinds of cheese?
Imagine like 10.
1800.
Wow.
That's thankfully.
Luckily,
thankfully,
that's still insane.
Well,
that's because they could have
figured out how to milk.
So they just throw one different seasoning in there
and then they just put a random,
like Ella and the,
oh,
I think,
well,
one.
I'll never eat that bottom left one.
Which one?
Stilton.
Stilton?
I would.
Just to try it?
I think you have had it.
It's like Danish blue.
Where is it?
Right there.
I'm not eating the bottom right.
When you do like a tier of cheese.
Like I think mozzarella's S tier.
Dude,
you know what I mean?
We should,
Matt,
put it in the content schedule
to bring in 1,800 cheeses.
And then we're all going to tier list them.
We're going to be here for a day.
And we're probably going to shit.
American cheese.
Where is that a name?
You know what I mean?
Craft singles?
Yeah,
you can't go wrong.
Put that on A.
What about cheese whiz?
Whiz.
No, no.
No, we're getting too far.
Oh, yo, I made Philly cheese sticks like a month ago, and those shit slaps.
With the cheese, uh, because like, a teat said, like they have like cheese sauce.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I didn't know, but the, so cheese was like, it's just like generic apparently.
And I got the same cheese was that the place from PA uses, like my favorite cheese steak place.
Ooh, ooh.
Ooh, my God.
Got bread from the deli.
Oh, it was insane.
You always get bread, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, bread is, I love bread, brown.
I could eat bread all day.
I know like legit nothing
Just give me buttered bread
I could eat it legit
There's a place in San Antonio
called magpie
It's a restaurant
So you'll see it in season
On episode three of Idiots
That's coming up
Oh yeah we got to
We watched episode one of Ediots
Yesterday and that shit was fire
Don't just say because I'm here
Tell the truth
No I mean
Would you go for idiot
Idiots?
El Paso San Antonio
Houston Austin Dallas
What's your favorite one
So far
El Paso for sure
I was born there
that's from the region of Mexico that I'm from.
El Paso did look nice.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, I also made tacos for the boys when we did the announcement or the hangout.
We're hanging out after the announcement.
Those were nice.
Those were gas, man.
Give me my card.
This guy went like three weeks ago.
Three weeks ago.
This guy said, well, remember what I made you guys tacos?
Yeah.
How were they?
They were gotten like.
You want that shit?
It's your turn for the spin?
Yo, this she's kind of heading, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't show the camera.
What is that?
This guy, this guy's like,
Oh, I got you all flustered.
No, you didn't.
I want it.
Give it back.
That day when I went over to,
when we went to hang out at the pool
and I made,
a chat of tacos for you guys.
Yeah, we won't go over those.
Yeah, I like the sauce.
The red sauce or whatever was called.
Yeah, those moms.
Those moms.
I was hoping no one was going to,
I was like, everyone was circling.
Dude, they were gone.
And everyone, I was like, please stop eating boys.
Someone spread out a little bit.
I made refried beans with chorizo in them.
They're delicious, obviously.
But since it was like the first time that we were hanging out with Kenny and Prad,
says like, I want to take the boys out tonight to a dinner.
And I said, all right.
And then he said, let me get the company car.
And I said, you know what?
Here you go, my man.
They'll take it.
I haven't seen this card in like three weeks.
That's a good plan.
You tell him what I did?
I don't want to put you out there
You do it
You tell it
So we went to the club
Right
Went to the club
I get the bill
You know obviously
I'm a little bit
I'm sauce at this point
I'm battered up
It's 1 30 in the morning
I get the bill
It's for $3,500
And I got to make a decision
I know I have the absolute
Rocket in my pocket
Just the company card
And then I also have my
card and I'm like
I can justify using this right now
Yeah
Taking the two new players to Optic
We got it
We got to intro in the right way.
So I look at it.
And I'm like, I didn't even hesitate.
I was like, yep.
That's a good point.
And then I called Hector the next morning and I was like, yo.
So I put some on the company card last night.
And then the conversation went.
And then he was like, you haven't told me how much.
And I was like, 3500.
You just like, they're right.
Yeah.
I was thinking like it's going to be like 10 grand and like a lot.
A drive bite.
Yeah.
But we also.
spent 1,200 at dinner, so the total damage was $4,700.
It doesn't matter.
Point of the matter is that it says, finally someone's acting reckless around these
here parts and having fun.
To be fair.
To be fair, I think that was the first time that we've been out, like, to a club like that
in a long time.
Yeah, like a long time.
Tell them what happened when the bill came.
Well, when the signature came.
Oh, yeah, Zinni tried signing for it.
He's just trying to look like, I'll take care of it.
Yeah.
There's waitresses there.
He's signing.
Yeah, I look over to my.
left and he's got it. I'm like, so, so what I'm trying to say is that this is how much I
this is how much I committed to pay. I don't know what the tip was because Zinny took care of it.
Yeah, I was like, I don't know what the tip was and he took care of it. And you don't know if Zinn
was trying to show off or none. Yeah, yeah, nice. Was Zintzest too? Oh, dude. All of us were just
sauce. I keep telling Zinni, he's got to take that sweater off before he goes in the pool. He just
won't listen.
Looks like Ron Burgundy.
Yes.
Well, he's got the ground beef all out.
Oh, Taco meat.
Taco me.
Yeah, I mean, everything's been so far.
So far, so good.
I do hate the fact that we have to wait until,
when do you guys start practicing even?
Apparently they announced that the game's coming out in November 10.
Yep.
Wow.
Which is like, is that normal for Kot?
I always saw it release late October,
but everyone was like, no, it always released just November.
Oh, really?
It was like recently.
Yeah, I thought it was late October.
It was always November, I know, because it was always around the time of Liv's birthday.
So I'm like, but there's not even like a beta, alpha.
There's nothing.
No, there's got to be at least one.
Apparently there's slag can.
There's, there's everywhere.
Did you see what they sent streamers?
I didn't like that.
Did you see what they sent streamers though?
No.
I don't know if it's true, but they sent streamers like a slot, like a pair of slides, a can, a cell phone.
Fly.
Dreamers?
I just don't understand.
But is that like, I'm not sure what the fucked up part about that is,
and I don't want to, you know, open up the can of complaints
towards the way that Call of Duty is, but they send that to all,
all of them, of all sizes, all of their streamers.
Did you get some?
Because you've been streaming Call of Duty for a long time.
Dude, I haven't streamed Call of Duty since the season ended.
No, but I'm saying the fact that you don't have the watch party, you know,
he's a big deal.
Not only that, but don't you think that as the number one Call of Duty collector
right here next to
the collector
next to the name Jay
that we know from
from Activision
Jay Pereer
legendary man
love that guy
yeah you remember Jay
yeah I know Jay
fucking Tangor man
excellent gentleman
yeah no
he's got a better
a better call of duty
two
I'm sorry
better call of duty
collection than I do
and I'm you know
I'm a close second
very humble of you
but the fact that they won't send me
just for collector's sake
like I'm going to take care of this stuff forever.
You know?
Yeah, I'm not sure if you want.
At the HQ, I see like every, no, there's, everything is like.
Call it duty now.
Like the little gadgets, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, man.
They won't send me some.
You have OG drip.
I was in the list at some point.
I do want to say something, though, before I forget the thought.
If the time to kill is like Vanguard and MW2, I feel so, no.
If there's slide canceling and that, I feel so bad for y'all.
You have to go through that shit again.
I hope it's like Cold War, like, time to kill.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
If it's Cold War, time to kill.
kill with slide cancelling, that would be dope.
But if it's fucking, like, lasers again.
Black Ops 4, right?
Black Ops 4, slide, like, the slide, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
All you would do is Jane and it would, like,
cancel for you, essentially, right?
And, like, you wouldn't do it in fights, really.
You'd only do it, like, up to headies.
Yeah, it wasn't that bad, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Blackups 4 was nice.
You don't worry about that shit, right?
So no matter what they throw at you, you got that movement.
Oh, yeah, I got that.
I mean, best case for me, obviously, but, like, I feel that.
He's like, I hope it happened.
But actually the best, like, Call of Duty we've had is probably Blackouts 4 in terms of, like, movement.
It just made sense.
You're able to slide.
Cold War was similar.
Actually, yeah, it was clunky.
It was a little clunkier than B.O4, though.
B.O4 was like, yeah, B04 was butter.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was done on PC.
It was like, you got some weight.
Yeah, you had some weight for sure.
You got was actually, like, so heavy dudes?
He was mucking.
Heavy, like, Joe?
But he was mucking, brown.
Wait, why is that, wait, so Mr. Bees is suing his eyes?
Actually, someone suing him for a hundred million dollars what the hell?
Oh, counter suing.
Yeah, what?
A hundred million?
What if he loses?
That's a lot of fucking bread.
To him?
Suing someone's insane.
A hundred million?
Dude, to Mr. V's dude?
Yeah, that's a lot of bread.
No, no, no, no.
A hundred million dollars.
You don't think so?
This guy shit's that dude.
No.
A hundred mill is you're gonna, you're gonna feel that.
You're gonna feel that if you, I feel like he made.
But broad's gonna feel that.
feel that if you're
the only way that you don't feel that
is if you're worth like
50 billion.
All right.
How much is he worth?
But I thought,
I thought all the money he made
he put back into his videos and shit.
He's going to feel 100 million.
Yeah, but I just,
to be honest,
I don't know what it is,
but there's something to be said
about the fact that somebody makes
a commitment to do a job
in a partnership and they don't do it.
I'd be in the red for the rest of my life.
You know, actually,
I'm not going to cap.
I actually did try it.
I'm not going to lie.
So did I.
I actually slapped.
I can't even cat.
He's slap.
Really?
I'm saying like better than...
Don't say it.
I don't even know.
In and out?
Smash Bird?
Oh my god, I'm getting in and out today.
It's already done.
Wait, no, no.
We're gonna go to Donio Morias.
Of course.
Wait, I thought we're going to later.
He's like, that's a one a.
Like, that's a...
No, yeah.
Better than in an hour.
Like, dude.
I don't even want to gas like that.
Because I know they're getting sued type shit.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, dude, it was insane.
was a ghost kitchen right so like they'd send the ingredients and shit to other places and then they
would just make so maybe you got one of the good ones because i've heard i've heard like mixed
reviews about no because there's somewhere they open the burger though they bite into the patty and it's
red in the middle and not the good kind of red it was just frozen stuff i didn't know that i didn't
know so like it's just different from like city to city and like yeah like restaurant restaurant
yep that's crazy yo i'm a dumb i travel from city to city i thought there was literally
That's R&G.
Oh, no.
Like, it was like, so you could have got to be getting it from like the Holy Grail Pub or some shit.
That's a real close.
They just called a Mr. Beast.
Yeah.
Or you could have been getting it.
I mean, you never knew where it was coming from, I guess.
Yeah.
So anyone can make a Mr. Beast and just claim it?
Yeah.
No, there's, yeah.
I consider doing tacos don't Hector.
Uh, and doing a ghost kitchen for that stuff also.
But I was just like, man, you know what?
I'm going to be so unhappy.
with it. People are going to judge me for those tacos and I just couldn't do it.
And you know it's not you really checking it up our own shop. That needs to be after all
of the gaming stuff, you know, whenever we finally inevitably take a step back, we make a
taco shop. Oh, we got to do Sato Hilton. He's got, he's got, he's got those restaurants.
It wouldn't be tough for us to be like, yo, give us a small taco shop. In Frisco.
In Frisco. In Frisco. Bidia.
My moms can manage all of that. Everyone's welcome.
I'm down for a beer you, man.
And I'm not saying everyone's welcome,
as in please come.
I'm saying everyone's welcome.
Lengua.
As in,
you're welcome for having the opportunity
to have this fucking incredible cuisine.
No, we need to do that.
Yeah.
Because people, people like,
I'm sure gamers,
people from the community would come,
check it out,
see what it's about.
And then that would draw attention.
Then everyone,
then everyone sees,
they're like,
oh,
the show's popping.
Then they all come.
Yeah.
And then they're like,
wow.
I can't wait for,
for,
for idiots to come out because I want people to go to the places that I went to and tell me what they thought of them.
Especially the Apostle, bro.
My stomach is grolling right now.
It was so good.
So now that we've announced the team.
Well, let me refrain.
So during the night in which the faithful night in which you took the car for a spin, did the boys have a good time at least?
Predd and Kenyon.
Yeah, I don't give a shit whether you and Zinn had a good time.
I know you guys have a good time regardless.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah?
You're happy?
Yeah.
All right.
They were loving it.
Yeah.
I mean, we went to Bottle Blonde as well.
So, like, that's the first time.
That's the first time I've been to Bottle Blonde in probably three years.
Because we don't go to Deep Ellum anymore because it's just dangerous there.
That's not, I mean, yes, there's fights.
But if you're not in those fights, you shouldn't.
No, no.
There's been, like, there's been like people that got shot, stabbed.
Yeah.
Like, it's kind of dangerous there now.
But, yeah, we went there.
I mean, we were so fucked up.
We didn't even care about, you know, our own safety at that point.
We were like, fuck it.
We're going.
We were close.
You know, we had some, we had some old fashions.
We were drinking at the pool all day.
We had some old fashions at the Charles.
I mean, and then we ended up going.
It ended up being an absolute ball.
And then, introduce the boys.
Dude, out of nowhere, we're leaving at like 1.30 a.m.
And I just see a figure just walking out of the darkness and it's fucking flame sword.
It's like, I was like, why are you here?
He's drunk?
Yeah, of course.
It was 1.30 at a club.
That's so random.
Who was he went?
Yeah.
I don't remember.
I don't know if he was with some.
Nah, there's no way you go solo unless you're just...
Just pulled up solo?
Yeah.
Dude, it was, it was like, I was like, was he barefooted?
No.
Yeah, right.
You can't be barefooted.
Yeah.
He wasn't him.
You had an imposter.
Yeah, you see a guy with long, long hair and muscles.
He's not barefooted.
That's not playing.
Dude, I was mind blown.
Yeah.
So, obviously the off season two is coming out,
which is essentially shots he playing black opposite with sad.
last year he lost the first round will he will pride be good at this thing do you
think he fucking better be I just read I just read that I'm the returning champion
now I know Fred dude he's comedy bro every game that he plays like for example
we played a wait can I even say that W3 that we played did I say that yeah you
because like it's not even out right if people know it's coming out wait you guys
played MLD3 yeah not the new one not the new one yeah the old one okay and
and uh dude his play saw is
You could only imagine this place all.
Like literally ironing, laying down on like,
is it, bro, it's really the same game play as it is.
You guys cheezed us though.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, it's like we were waiting.
I'm double three.
He just ran to our spawning.
God, no, this is what I have it.
And it changed the whole time of the game.
It changed the whole momentum of it.
It was like two.
It was like, it was like five to.
And then we're like, you chill, chill, chill.
We got to fix something with the audio.
Audio is messing up.
And then and it's set.
They'll run to our spawners.
It's just zapers.
No, I was on your team.
I got he killed me and I was like are you serious
he was like he was like he was like momentum she was like I don't know what's
happening dude just run to the spine I was like I bet
it's got oh you saw his dead bodies yeah you know me I'm competitive and shit he gets
a free round I'm gonna talk shit we need a free round back what do you all need a free round
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I don't know.
I mean, yeah, it's not solid.
They have some, like, decently big streamers, right?
I mean, XQC streams over there.
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Have you ever gone on Kik?
Like watch people?
Yeah.
Oh my God, guess who came into my chat the other day when we were watch parting Halo.
Action Man.
Right.
He's like, yeah, Shanti's my boy.
And I was like, I did, yeah, Shati, he put me on.
Who's action, man?
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We had a, we live streams ourselves.
We had a live stream on, on drip.
Yeah, and that, that went very, very well.
Yeah, well.
Did you have fun?
Yeah, I had a boss.
that's happening. I had a blast, but I also had streamed, I think seven hours before that.
Yeah. And then I came over to your place and, dude, I was, it was so hot, like,
it was hot in the room. Yeah. Yeah. He looked down at the chair and there was a big ass, like,
sweat thing. And he was like, is that you? And I'm like, you pissed yourself, man? Must have been,
like, it was so hot. What did you guys do in the garage? Nah. In your room? Yeah, my, my,
my, my, she was just hot as, but yeah, dude, I don't know what the fuck is going on with my AC units,
but before they were like perfect
and maybe it's because there's 107
and there's like no way to compete with that
but it's usually fucking hot.
There isn't.
We got a new system put in
paid 11 grand
and...
Ooh, that hurt, huh?
Yeah, and it doesn't even fucking do anything.
I might as well set 11 grand on fire.
Wait, wait, is that the one that, uh,
remember when you first moved in and you had trouble like with your AC?
Yeah.
We got that replaced.
And does it do anything?
No.
Dude, my thermostat at the end of my street.
reads 76 and that's all of upstairs.
So imagine in my room.
Three TVs, three PCs,
three monitors.
Refrigerator and those blow hot fucking air.
I unplugged the refrigerator.
Bro, yeah, the amount of heat that
have you ever moved the fridge?
No, you guys have never moved the fucking fridge.
You know, they're hot?
You would never think a refrigerator would produce heat
because like...
In the back.
I know, but like you would just think...
It's cold.
It's the inverse.
But like, how is that not just countering it?
You know what?
I want to know is that if how come we can live?
I know what you're saying.
You get it.
Yeah.
The heat stuff is what I, like, body temperature is the thing that has always like baffled me as a kid.
I was always like, wait, you're telling me that if, if the body, if your internal temperature
in the body is 75 degrees, you're dead.
And if it's, but it can be 98 in here.
And outside can be 75.
I haven't smoked at all today.
I'm just saying this is something that everybody should think about.
How is it?
I don't believe you.
Don't believe that I haven't smoked today?
I've literally been on the phone.
All morning.
You could be high on the phone.
I'm high on the phone all the time.
Just kidding.
I don't smoke.
Listen, the thing is this.
It's like, why the fuck would I lie about when I am and I am not?
I'm on camera smoking.
I'm not ashamed of it.
I'd say it probably, goddamn.
I'm saying that today I have.
But think about that.
That is pretty nuts.
the more I think about it.
Yeah, exactly.
If you really think about it, you're like, wait a minute.
Like how elite is the human body?
You know what I'm saying?
Fucking mega elite.
Only a higher power would have been able to concoct such a specimen,
especially a body like mine.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
Force.
Sure.
You're the peak of male.
The reason that I, the reason that I mean, what is it?
Male performance?
Male performance.
Peak male performance.
The 43-year-old phenom.
In body to serve.
How are you guys enjoying the podcast so far?
Because I'm enjoying sitting here looking at,
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Chaching.
Thank you guys so much for listening to me. Now let's get you back to your regularly scheduled
program with your handsome ads.
I like I like those platforms
I like drip I like
what is it what not I like those
because it's all about collectible
and the collectible culture
and it's just a good time
to be able to share the stuff like I'm telling you
the reason that
we've been making you guys change your jerseys
how many times that game do you change your jersey
every match yeah
because we want to have like collectibles for the future
I'm thinking 15 20 years down the line
when this thing becomes the optics
bigger than ever and e-sports is huge huge urs smart and by then we're babe I'm
Babe Ruth by then you pay-rooth what if 50 years from now I'm Babe Ruth and then
people are roasting me saying that was a shit era you know what I'm saying
like you were playing against fucking I already get that you already get that that's
insane to me you're playing against nameless
nameless was good Anto D Nameless Call 32 legend no yeah I don't know why
sorry aunt okay but still you were playing against nameless and you were
having him, to be fair.
You could say.
Sorry, Aunt.
It's something also to be sad is that he literally just competed last year also, right?
Like, you competed in the area.
Yeah, but I was dropping like 1.3s back then.
And what were we dropping now?
He was still him.
I don't know.
You were still him, right?
You were playing against Shanti at some point.
Yeah, wait.
Yo, they tuned that close.
That show was funny.
I'm not even trolled.
Yeah, bro, I swear to God, this is, dude.
Sword to God.
His face after a happy, you remember that?
Bro, I promise you, I was watching it.
I was insane.
He went,
I promise you, I'll watch it again because I retweeted it.
Because I, I said some shit.
I don't know what I said.
But, bro, I promise you, like, I was actually, like,
analyzing it.
I was like, bro, how the fuck did I lose it?
Like, like, still the day.
Because, like, bro, I was playing a hell of good.
I was not gonna lie.
Even watching that, like, that was really hell of good.
I was mind blowing on.
And you don't see, I'm so faded because whenever the clip was playing,
I thought the, like, whoever they were showing was you.
But that was me.
Because they were saying, like,
oh, behind you, behind you.
Oh, here it is.
Yeah.
I thought this was like you.
I thought this was you.
But then I realized it was fucking read.
I remember watching this live in the moment.
It was game five.
I remember playing this hell of good, dude.
Don't ever shave again.
Bro.
Oh my God.
How did that?
Who is that?
Who is that?
Look at me.
Wait, wait.
Can I see Ant's face?
No, you got to see Formal's face.
No.
Look at formal's face.
Go back.
Go back.
I'll tell you, I could have to see reaction.
I was mind.
That was an insane win.
Oh my God.
That was insane.
Yo, was it crazy?
Dude, watching it live, like, because like, I'm telling you, like, how fast.
Wait, was that?
Was that the first?
What was it?
Well, because we don't see it from his perspective.
Because Anne actually had to jump on him.
That's why Anne was mind blowing.
I don't know.
He thought he cammered.
Yeah, no, yeah.
I had the jump on.
Yeah, he played a good.
You could see what someone has to jump on someone.
Yeah, that's why.
He played it.
He played it.
He played it.
He played it perfect.
I just...
But that's what...
With Seth, I'm like, holy shit.
Yeah, I don't know how I want it.
Because, like, he played the corner, watched all of his crosses.
He knew I was running at the motherfucker.
Like, he...
Did they say, Seth's running out you?
Nah, you know, it's so fucking hilarious.
Not as the day.
Like, bro, we look...
Wait, so do we last...
We lost that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so we were losing the series.
And then all I remember, Porter was like, he was just like...
Oh, he lost full.
He was like, dude, honestly, like, right there, you just print it.
Oh, no.
I was like, bro.
I was like, I just have him, bro.
I was like, no, but like, no, I don't think you understand.
Like, we were talking this for at least 30 minutes.
And I was getting tight because it was like only that round, nothing else about the series.
It was only that round.
Dude, we were in their heads.
No, I was.
Just talking about the one V one?
Yeah.
Dude, I know Porter was tweaking.
And then he was making enter tweak and Kyler's just sitting there.
Wait, so wait.
That was past Kyler.
I think that was recent.
No, no, Kyle was on thing.
That was major one.
Wait, that was major one.
There's no way that was major one.
It had to have been.
You know, I had to do.
How there's on the right.
Because when did Reese, when did you pick up Reese?
Like, major three?
Wait, but like they beat us major one.
This might have been a league match.
Oh.
It was probably a league match.
This is an insane win, bro.
Yeah, I mean, that was dope.
Ain't got us back, though.
He won before us.
All good.
All good.
They should play arcos, bro.
Yeah, let's go A.
Let's go away.
He got his back.
Yeah, you guys left me
the 1v1, you fuckers.
Nah, Dill said the wrong wing.
Dill said,
he had his headset backwards.
He had his headset backwards.
He didn't know what wing he was at.
I jumped out the other wing.
I got a pistol.
I kind of had an idea where Anne was playing.
Your shit.
The motherfuckerfuckus iron was too good.
Fucking Dill.
What a good dude.
Anyway, those, that was quite the moment.
So, yeah, I don't think, I don't think that anyone is ever not going to,
Hey, time out.
Is, okay, that's, that's, okay, never mind.
Ignore what I just said.
I just saw the skateboard.
I'm like, why hasn't that been shipped?
But it's not.
It's, it's good.
Let's take it back.
All right.
Sorry, sorry for the interruption.
I got distracted there for a little bit.
We have a Rangers night coming up, September.
fourth. Scump is going to
throw out the first pitch. Nobody else would be
stepping up. Nobody wanted to.
And we sent the
kid again since he thinks.
I mean, he was throwing a heater, man.
So that's, okay, I just want to
say something. That night's going to be dope,
but then three days after that, football starts.
So that's going to be like a vibe you little three-day
window. Oh, you're going to be drunk.
Wait, what is that?
Nah, I'll be that.
I'll drink at the, I'll drink.
He didn't even believe.
I'll drink at the Rangers game.
But I'm not going to get drunk.
drunk at the Rangers game.
That would be insane.
Just,
I might.
But now they have the pitch clock.
So if you're going to a baseball game,
you got two hours.
You don't got three hours anymore.
I love that, by the way.
Thank you.
So we're also going to be doing a pop-up shop right outside Rangers Stadium.
More information on that.
But we are going to be selling all types of stuff.
This is the ice cream little.
Oh, those are fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know,
another collectible?
You have the Opta Gaming logo on there?
I didn't like,
I wanted to do,
I wanted to have the,
Opt the Gaming logo upside down so that when they're eating ice cream, you know, it's, uh,
but then whenever they put it like on the, like the shelves. Yeah, so we decided to just go with that.
It's going to be a dope-ass night. Like, like, if you're going to go, um, the jersey, where's the,
do we have the jerseys anywhere here? Anyway, new, brand new jersey, uh, Rangers collab jersey.
We are also going to be selling bats at the pop-op shop. You can't bring those into the event. I don't
think.
That'd be wild.
But it's going to be a good time.
There it is.
Thank you, Shotsie.
That one's fire.
This one's, this one.
The last one, I like this one because it's not a full bottom.
Are you going to wear that during the game?
No, not soon in the future.
This guy's all bling down.
This is what we're working for.
Now you look like a real like poppy.
What?
Hey, yo.
Now,
that's like a Riz God.
Now you look like a Riz God.
Where's the optic logo on?
Right, right.
The right sleeve?
Right sleeve.
Yeah, right there.
Wow.
Yeah, that was fire.
Seth's going to be thrown out the first pitch.
There might be a surprise on the field when you get there.
It's going to be good.
I'm supposed to see you guys there.
Yeah, what's that mean?
You don't even know?
No, so like, I don't tell you guys after.
Beyonce.
You're going to have to show up.
There's going to be a cool fan meetup just like that.
I'll choke.
It's going to be every.
I'm throwing it right at the dirt.
The who's who's who's is going to be there.
Round ball, baby.
Come on.
Be good.
Did you guys watch the Haley event this past weekend?
Yeah, I watched party.
Quite a big part of it.
Yeah?
Yeah, we watched party Saturday and Sunday.
Not really Friday.
What do you think is going wrong there?
Like, obviously we're in a good group.
And I texted the voice after.
Based off, like, I mean, the thing is, like, HALA 5, I could easily tell you
because I obviously play the game, and I'm not a lot.
I haven't really played it, HAL Infinite.
Like, I played the start of it.
But just going off what people say, like, if you heard the,
to listen in with phase, they're saying like,
they're not good when they have to push.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not sure how true that is, but
I mean, that might be,
you know, something to think about.
What, them not being good when they have to push?
Yeah, so basically they went in a live,
like, what is it, listening or whatever?
And then Fais was like,
they had the lead by like 10 or something.
They were like,
Optics not, you know, remember,
optics's not good whenever they have to push.
And then they kind of just sat back,
allowed them, you know,
optic to make a play.
And then, yeah,
and then they kind of just won from there.
They almost came back, though.
That was a great.
Yeah, we trolled.
We should have won that fate.
I mean, should have won, but like,
maps four and five, we, there were both,
there were moments in both of them where we could have won.
At the end of map four, it was a live fire strongholds, I think.
And literally it came down to like the very end.
Wait, was, wait, would they have won three one?
Yeah, they would have won three one.
Oh, my God.
You saw the end, right?
Wait, Roe O'O two literally made a play then.
Because Roe 2 just flew out.
He's the last one alive, killed Formal, killed APG.
If we kill Royal 2, I think we'd win.
Yeah, it would win.
If we, if we, if we, if we,
If they kill Royal 2 without him getting one, then we went.
And then ultimately Space Station Gaming ended up winning.
Yeah.
In Utah, too, right?
Congratulations to my boy, Sean Duras, who owns that team, also from Utah.
So I bet you that have.
Wait, where's that event?
Utah.
Utah.
Utah?
Utah?
Salt Lake.
Salt Lake City, Utah.
Like the jazz.
I saw them make a jersey.
A basketball jersey.
It's all right.
It's cool.
We don't own a monopo.
That's got to be a first, like, every.
for like and for any esport event to be held here Utah yeah but you know Shanduars is from
there he's a he's a insane city I'm not going to Utah I'm not I mean I wanted to you
Utah I think that Rocket League team's going to Dubai man is that where they're going
Dubai is insane yeah they're going to Dubai I I don't think I'm going to be able to make it I
Dubai I would have to move a shit ton of shit in order for me to make it but I was I was
really jealous that I'm not going that Dubai is insane you would you want to go would you
want to go to Dubai that's far I can always be bought yeah
You can be bought.
Hey, you know who can buy you?
RLCS.
Dubai.
R-L-C-S.
Dubai,
is it?
Dubai got paid by cash.
They got paper over there.
But he'll buy all of us and not even.
Well, so Rocket League World's going on right now.
Yep.
So, yeah, literally right now.
They just started like the actual like bracket play today.
Wait, is that chance like worlds?
Yeah, I think.
I actually don't know.
It makes sense.
But is the Dubai event R-L-CS or is it like a third party?
It's a third-party.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Damn, dude.
So they're like, wait, today, today's Tuesday, no?
Yeah.
And it happens right now?
So they had like, it's like a 10-day event.
That's not happening in Dubai right now.
No.
No.
No, is this some other thing.
They had, like, they had, it's 10 days total.
The first, like, five or whatever were, like, play-in.
So it's like teams that didn't qualify, but they have a chance to, like, play in.
So the last chance qualify type of thing?
Yeah.
And it was Swiss format, so it was win three before you lose three.
Zins here hung over and and yeah they they just started like the main tournament right now
you hung over there bud yeah right i can see the the drama with the xc like still in clist
or whatever no tell me um is there a clip or anything but i remember tuning into the stream
and then they're talking about how how like he said that he made like reacting like that he he like
like made it I mean I could be wrong though
don't cope me on that shit that he created reacting
to things yeah like on stream kind of
and then now everyone's trying to like say
that it's like stealing like
oh you're still in my like video
but in reality he's just like reacting
to it and like he's really getting a lot of hate for that
I'm pretty sure that's what happening I could be wrong
stealing the video would be to go to someone's
stream clipping a moment
and then uploading it to your own YouTube channel
that's stealing a clip that's a lot of
the fuck is doing that but that actually
that's why I said it but then he was
that like if he ever does that
he would just give you the money that he makes for it
hold on hold on hold on this says
let me know
spends months
research and scripting in the video
the entire thing provides zero input
I wonder what triggers people so much
revenue share audience split algorithm
I've heard this complain a million times
to the most public figures to attack the multiple angles
just to fall flat on their face
I'm watching a vid
I like to my people that's it
I like to my people I that's it
I understand
end. So he offered nothing, no, no reactions at all. I can see if somebody stole a clip and he didn't
add anything to it. But if you're live streaming it to an audience that's big and you're
reacting to that, like, that's something else because you're adding input into that.
Tactical rap. He uses a lot of the optic, you know, happenings to, but he's offering.
Yeah, he does. But he's offering like news and his opinion.
on it. Sometimes he over, you know, over, he leaves the witness a lot on some of the, on some of the,
on some of the cases.
On my thought I was abused on that guy's YouTube.
I'm not abused, bro.
Like, he's got to give me a cut at this point.
Like, I ain't even asking for a lot.
Like two, two to five percent.
We could talk or maybe a stake dinner at an event.
I mean, he's been coming, he's been coming out, you know, I haven't seen him.
I met him once, me and former were fucking wrecking.
He might beat your ass.
He's a big guy.
He's a tall guy.
He's a lot of big guy.
Tall, lanky?
I mean, those are the ones who bet on.
But, you know, there are times where people...
Maybe some Ruth's Chris, Rab.
Steakhouses are boring.
We're not going to Ruth's Chris.
When we can go to a...
You're not going.
Amen.
Maybe Rabbi's choice.
Actually, never mind.
I'm not going.
And neither is the company card.
It's on tactical raps card.
It's on tactical raps card.
If you want to take us to dinner...
You don't take us out.
We're open to it.
Anyway, long story short,
but there are channels
that literally just copy
a fucking entire video
and just re-upload it.
I'll put your...
Dashie and Shatsi were bullying,
blah, blah, blah,
and then he just uploads that.
That's how I literally is stealing
and that to me is what.
Don't call yourself a creator.
And then I go to their channel
and see it's a creator.
What the fuck?
You're not creating shit.
You're not creating shit.
You're stealing other people's creation.
I see it all the time.
Like, I'll play like,
like a Black Opstersearch out,
for example.
And then literally the next day
I'll see it on YouTube,
legit.
it's just like somebody uploaded essentially my vaude yeah and just said 3b3 blah blah I'm like what the
fuck and then they're just like you know what I'm like is this allowed if I don't do anything
about it no even if you don't do anything with it's yours yeah but you have a car you don't use it
but if he's making bread he's making bread off well I know he's making a lot of people are making bread
they're welcome to it what yeah I like that we feed we feed everyone out here you know
I'm saying.
Too many people eating.
Um,
I want to eat too.
I don't know exactly what happened with XQC and what it was doing,
but I do,
I will say that he is the first person that I ever saw watching like,
like co-watching something.
Um,
you don't know what I mean?
Yeah,
no,
I agree.
I mean,
I,
I,
it's so hard to like,
because I know,
I know how much,
especially like the,
the videos that he watches like a lot of the,
like,
uh,
fucking,
what,
conspiracy or whatever the,
the,
the,
So, like, it makes sense that, you know, the creator's mad because, like, they, they do put, like, a lot of time and, like, make sure that everything's right because they're obviously not trying to spread lies to the community or whatever, but I mean, he's literally just reacting to it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And he's giving them exposure.
Like, he's, like, really big.
So, I don't know.
If I were the creators, I mean, I wouldn't even be mad because it's more exposure, you know?
Yeah, I get that.
But he goes both ways.
So, I don't know.
It's, like, hard to even say, like, have a take.
Yeah.
know. I can fight I can fight both sides of the argument. I understand
ex-ccc he's been doing that and it's not just this particular thing. It's also
shows on Amazon and obviously Amazon place in that in that realm. But yeah, it's like
imagine if you go back and watch all the office episodes or all of, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Like you love that show. But I will say I feel like like a lot of people do it,
but they target the like the person that's like the most big. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Yeah. I feel like so many people do it, but like they're just targeting.
Like, I don't know, that's the one thing that I hate.
Like, why don't you target freaking smaller people?
We watched the covenant.
Or like, you know what I'm saying?
We watched the covenant last night.
The Covenant.
Yeah.
Is the Hala?
The Covenant.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jillon Hall.
Yeah.
How good was that?
Did you, have you seen it?
Yeah, it's Guy Richie.
Of course I saw it.
Insane.
So good.
Insane.
So you didn't watch Devil's Advocate.
No, we watched The Covenant.
Yeah.
And I'm so glad we did.
It was so good.
It's Guy Richie.
You knew it was going to be good.
Yeah, it was incredible.
Jill and Hall, a little Jillenhall action.
Jillian Hallaley.
He was like, wait, you're, I was going to ruin it.
He's going to ruin it right there.
I'm going to watch that tonight.
What, The Covenant?
Yeah.
You haven't seen it?
Yes.
I'm going to watch it again.
When Maverick came out, the TopCon Maverick.
Oh, you know what comes out today on demand?
The new Spider-Man into the multiverse.
I'm watching it first.
Buying that shit on his account.
You already bought.
You got that.
You guys got that at the Hexer.
quarter. What? My account?
I was buying the little mermaid.
I can see. I'm buying the covenant.
I bought a single thing.
What about Matt? Did Matt buy the Little Mermaid?
Matt says, he's spread. You know how I knew it wasn't me?
Because we have Disney Plus.
It's on Disney Plus. So I was like, I was like, why
would we? You know me. I'm always
thinking about numbers. I'm like, why the fuck
would we buy that? Davis. I'm already
Parenthood. A little mermaid? The new one.
The new one. There's you guys.
Another suspect.
Yeah. It was okay. Did you watch it?
Yeah. I didn't watch it.
Well, is why.
I watched it, I was on TikTok, but she was like, under the seat.
I'm like, hell, no.
No, she loved it.
Yeah, that's cool.
I don't know.
Yeah, you went to see the Messi game, huh?
I did, bro.
Would you have gone if I, if I had text for me?
Nah, I had to help my family out.
That's what I thought.
I got invited, though.
You know, Seth's like, yeah, I'm not going to go.
I mean, Dashie is like, yo, it's crazy that Messi's right across the street.
I'm like, you want to go?
And he was like, yeah, if you could walk over there,
I was done.
I was finished off of Valis.
I don't think Messi would have appreciated.
You know what I mean?
Just me just showing up, just chalked.
Bro, it was the worst.
It was not trying to check out.
It was the worst thing.
If I was locked, I went away.
Worst thing ever.
It was great.
Saw the go.
So my dad, obviously, big messy fan,
his second favorite,
his second favorite soccer player world time.
Was Maritona?
No, I think.
I don't know who.
Ronaldino?
I think Ronaldinho.
I think Ronaldinho.
I think Ronaldinho.
I think Ronaldinho.
Ronald DiRio is my favorite one.
But anyway, I told my dad,
I'm like,
100% you're going to that game no matter what happens.
Right?
So I was going to buy him and my brother-in-law,
uh, Rolando tickets because they're,
they're both fucking massive, uh, soccer fans.
And then, uh, Jew, I told you, Jude's like, we're going.
I'm like, fuck yeah, we're going, girl, buy, buy the tickets.
So she goes out, she buys really good tickets.
Three tickets were for like 4,500 bucks.
And then the, the app that we used to buy those, I won't say them because they,
you know, they, they, they, they, they, they gave those seats away to somebody else.
So they're like, hey, those seats aren't available.
anymore and their policy is like they either have to match or better the seats well they can't
better the seats because jude bought the best seats that were available in that time so they gave us
an entire front row on one of the corners and then another one on the opposite corner a front row
five seats and that's where davis and uh and aaron went but it was like so last minute we're like
what the fuck anyway what sucked about the thing and this is on the Dallas sidekicks uh
fault because they're the ones that chose.
They went to PKs and they want to go shoot penalties away from the crowd, right?
Which is like...
The Dallas sidekick.
I'm sorry.
FC Dallas?
Shout out Dallas sidekicks.
I was thinking of FC Dallas.
We got to go to another one of their games.
Oh, so it was sidekicks?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
That shit was lit.
Oh, it's going to be even more lit.
When do they play?
I think the season starts in December.
But...
Hell yeah.
We should go and we should do like a shootout at halftime.
I don't sure.
Anyway.
You describe Messi's goal.
So let, bro.
Yeah, wasn't it, wasn't it a crazy game?
Bro, insane.
I saw, I saw, I saw Messi score a goal in person.
How insane was it?
It was insane.
I mean, he's made that, that shot hundreds of times already.
He's made that, that, the kick a hundred times.
But it's like seeing it.
But seeing it in a person, it's like seeing a concert.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That goal is insane.
Yeah.
It was, it was fucking crazy.
And then, and then the free kick after that and then obviously the PKs.
But the PKs, the penalty kicks, if you know, the bowl of, of, of, of,
of FC Dallas, there's one side that is like the Toyota standing free zone.
There's no audience there.
All the audience is on this side, right?
Yeah.
So there's a part over here that has no audience.
Dallas, FC Dallas is like, where do you guys want to go shoot these free kicks to see who wins
the game?
They're like over here, away from the crowd.
I'm like, you're in your home fucking court and you're taking the free kicks away from
from that, like all every shot, like you would want to see a crowd behind the goalpost.
And they're like, no, we'd want to be distracted.
I'm like, one, it's your home court.
Now, if any of you FC Dallas players watch this podcast, know that I'm not saying this as an insult.
I'm just saying that it would have been better very biasedly because I was on that side of the fucking side to see it.
It's maybe a little biased, but no, not biased at all.
Like that's where you would want, don't you want to win in front of the car?
They ended up losing.
But yeah.
Was it a playoff game?
No, it was just a tournament.
It was a tournament game.
They don't play each other on a regular season because they're.
But during tournaments, they do?
Yeah.
Well, if they make it if the bracket deems it road both teams made like their own goal like a
They're called they're called out the goal out the world which means like they literally scored in their own
Yeah two teams both both teams sort like on accident out of goal like they tried like kicking it out but like it somehow made it in their net which is like hell of rare
Having two teams doing it is insane. Yeah messy's like I got to get out of here
I have this is not I will say though I will say watching that game maybe you want to
get season tickets for FC Dallas.
They're good.
Some dude Ferreira was fucking snapping
up. Like they were keeping up.
Now, granted, there's zero chance that any
of those players are like, yeah, we could have kept up
with Messi in our prime.
You know what I'm saying? No, there's some delusional
motherfuckers out there. He's like, baby.
He's like, he's like, he's a. Like, imagine
you're the goalie and there's a free kick
coming or a penalty kick? You're like,
that's fucking messy. I don't give a fuck what happens.
I'm literally, Messi
and I'm having a moment. He's supposed to score this.
Yeah.
The goal is zero pressure.
Yeah.
If he's, he's supposed to score this 100 out of 100 time.
Yeah.
He did.
He did.
It was a really good, really good.
I'm just diving a certain way, hoping it kicks in.
Gambling.
It was 100.
Gamblins.
Oh yeah.
How was that?
It was, bro.
It was 830 and it was 102.
Wait, that's what I was wondering.
Wait, so how was the crowd?
Like, did they have the sprinkler shit?
No.
They didn't have that.
And there was no breeze.
Oh my God.
Messy and coming back.
He didn't.
coming back to house.
David Beckham was there too.
That was fucking awesome.
Yeah, no, it's a really, really good, good time.
Liv Jude had a great time.
We had a blast.
It was fucking awesome.
I'm a fat ass.
How's the food there?
Is it good?
Bro, the hot dogs.
I had two hot dogs.
I love hot dogs.
Bro, I love stadium food.
Nachos, hot dogs.
Stadium pizza.
Even the pizza there is, like, it's good.
Yeah, yeah, stadium feels good.
I usually, you know, with the nachos.
How old panels only come with nachos, which is fucked up.
So I told you, I'm a yo, when you order the nachos,
get a side of jalapenos and fucking open that shit sprinkle that on the hot
dog so they were bottoms up the hot dogs were gas you can't fuck up a hot dog no you can
yeah stale bun i do that's like you can fuck up a hot dog yeah but like steel bun's rare if you go to a
stadium you know they're they're they're oh yeah no they're fresh the blue jays the
the toronto one the blue jays oh no that was i'm pissed i had to get one of byron
biron i i'm like i had two of them i felt
bad. I'm like, you gave one to Byard.
I'm like, damn. I don't know why he was fucked up because like
we're waiting. He's like, how many hot dogs? I'm like, how many
one? He's like, I'm like, all right, let me get three.
And then he's like, hell, yeah, I'm gonna, fuck. And he's so
fucking good. I regret and I get a second one. And this guy's like,
had to give the buyer and Byrinsville. What's a lot?
Shout out, pro luke. I mean,
I'm trying to set up a good week.
Yeah.
I'm like, yo, this shit's gas.
You just hoard the hot dogs?
You just fire.
We're getting smoked if you hoard the hot dogs.
Dude, it was so fucking good.
He hasn't been dead against me at that point.
Yeah, it was good.
He's not sliding in.
No.
You see me.
He's baiting.
He's not going in.
Anyway, I think next time you've got,
next time a moment like that happens,
we all have to go.
None of this, like, I don't,
even if you don't watch soccer,
like you would have wanted to see
one of the greatest athletes of all time in person,
100%.
You would have enjoyed it.
I'm telling you right now,
you would have enjoyed it.
That specific game, yeah,
because it was actually insane.
Yeah, and it's free tickets.
And it's front row.
Why the fuck?
Wait, there are free tickets?
And we got stadium nachos.
I wasn't going to charge you for him.
Oh, oh.
That would have been nice to know.
You kidding me?
I didn't go because you thought I was going to charge you for fucking tickets.
I'm not paying for tickets to see a game that I don't care about.
However, if they were free, I could have been.
I might have been there.
A partake.
A nice glizzy.
I'm not going to lie.
Them stadium nachos, a hot dog is calling my name.
Yeah.
I love food like that.
Seth and I are getting a sweet right here.
Sweet.
Yeah.
TVD.
Absolutely.
When?
We'll see how the split falls.
Mavs games.
Mavs games?
Karee?
After Scribes.
Mavs game.
Sweet.
We hit in the nachos.
Oh, yeah.
That's a glitch.
Y'all can just walk out.
Yo,
you know,
you know,
you know,
watch parties.
Guys,
I know there's another match left,
but we got a game to go to.
Oh my God.
Yeah, watch parties.
We can walk out too.
But they're saying like after scrims.
We're not going to be here for scrims.
Listen,
if we get a sweet,
Jude is going to be at every fucking game.
She loves basketball like that.
I will come to a lot of them.
I'll appreciate it.
Oh, whatever.
How does the suite work?
You can just literally watch any game?
All-
I think the company should spend-
Concerts?
The company- We pulling up to Drizzy?
Yeah.
I'm pulling up in the suite.
Like the Jake Paul fight? We could have just went to it.
No way.
In the suite.
You can go to every event there.
Wait a second.
Yeah.
This is, we could have gone to see that.
This is a power play.
If we had a sweet-
Yeah, no, I would have been done to...
Wait, this is insane.
We should do it because...
And how much is expensive?
we can court. That's what I'm saying.
How much is it? How much is it? We had Oakley and the...
What is it? Like 250?
2.75 a year.
Yeah.
Wait.
See, I'll help.
I'll help.
I can say you'll clean the place.
They got cleaners.
Oh, shit, yeah. They got it.
I'll help. I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm saying, look, 25 here, 75 there.
100 here.
25 here.
25 here.
I just got shut up for.
75 rackies?
That's insanity.
You did.
I can do 25.
I'll do 25.
Dude,
AG will do like 100,
100%.
He'll be it.
He'll be it.
He's like,
you know what,
it's worth it,
bro.
Agee doesn't.
I mean,
there's something to be said
about if you have it,
you got to spend it.
You can't take it with you when you die.
I like that.
That's a good mindset.
Huh?
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