OpTic Podcast - SCUMP X MAHOMES | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 172

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 But I was like, yo, Pat, we got to throw together. Like, that's what I said to him. I was like, I got to catch so. And I went up to it. I was like, I want a 20-yard seam down the sideline into the end zone. And he was like, bet. Like, he's like, I think I'm calling it. What's he like, yeah, I know that play.
Starting point is 00:00:19 I might call him off guard a little bit because he, you know, gamer. Ladies and gents. This thing looks like it's tweaking. Welcome to Optic Podcast, episode 117. Brought to you by Shopify. Fandule. Computer's fucking tweet. It's robots tweaking.
Starting point is 00:00:38 And USAA. I think that was more of a maddy tweak out than the actual PC tweak out. That boy Matt Craig. First of all, as usual and as per usual, we have my man money biscuit to my left. We have the scumper jumper to my right. And dashy. Filling in for formal. Because formal said, I'm going to do the same thing I did last podcast and just fucking sit there say five words and shit.
Starting point is 00:01:00 That's crazy. To be fair, that guy has been grinding. To be fair. He needs to chill the fuck out with that grind You know what I'm saying? I told you I told you that Ryan Garcia was gonna beat that ass I told you we should have put
Starting point is 00:01:14 Did we put a thousand hours on it? I don't remember. Yo, did we or did we know? I don't remember either. I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Is he acting crazy?
Starting point is 00:01:24 Because I heard I saw he put a fucking bet in on himself and the odds in Vegas like went crazy. Is he, is that why he's doing it? So that was only looking at all the shit like because I was going to bet. Wait, did you see that Kenny clue? Yeah. He's like that Kenny clue.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Sorry, sorry, sorry. What? No, Margaret said. Go ahead. Ryan Gersay, if you're watching, I know that you're around Dallas now. Once you come on the podcast, we want to ask you support. We want to give you your thoughts, man. We want to ask, what's up with you, man?
Starting point is 00:01:51 Congratulations also on the win. I believed. Oh, well, if we're inviting him on, you never mind, cut that, Matt, Craig. Yeah, yeah. Can't say, was he acting crazy? And then I invite the motherfucker. Oh, no, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:02:03 When you said he said, you said, Is he acting crazy? Like, you're literally, like, he's a great promoter. That's all I got to say. Right? He was able to get in all the media outlets that he needed to by saying the, you know, the shit that he was saying. Well, I saw that he bet $2 million himself.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then made like $6. 12. Made 12. Yeah, right there. Two million on himself to defeat, to make 12. Yeah, look, he's, he had a, so that means that he had a $50 million payday.
Starting point is 00:02:29 I just made 50, yo. But you're a lot of bet on yourself, even if it's to win. You can know, no, no, no, no, no, no. Only to win. Only to win. You can't bet yourself to lose. Because that's match fixing at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:39 You can't, you can, you, uh, I think you shouldn't. I mean, I'm not, I'm betting man. I am, but I don't, like, regularly. I don't think that you could do the spread either. I think it's just like. Just a win. Yeah. Win loss.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Yeah, I don't, see, that's the thing. No, knockout was significantly less than the distant win. Distance win was like plus 2,000. So I'm assuming that's what. If you, if you went to the decision? Yeah. The decision was a, Bigger payout?
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, right there. See, that's the thing. I don't know how it works. Like, is it just like a win overall, like knockout? I don't know how their bets on their end works. But if it's just like us, yeah, I'm assuming that's what, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:21 That's pretty intense. I don't know what he. I mean, two to make 12? Like he was that big of an underdog? That's what I'm saying. What, like six to one? Well, because people thought he was fucking losing it. So they, the odds makers were like, it's a no-brainer.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Yeah. And then he comes out. That's W marketing. I mean, he had me fooled. Yeah. And I don't even watch that shit and he had me fooled. But that's because all I see is probably the big clips on like Twitter and shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Yeah, I mean, I follow him and I get all his, you know, fights and shit fed to me on my for you page. But yeah, no, that's cool. Man, I knew. I told you, man. I told you because she was going to beat that ass. She was crazy. It was, I didn't watch it. I woke up.
Starting point is 00:04:03 No, hell, I was sleeping. That shit was crazy. crazy the whole the whole the whole fight was dope oh hell yeah good he's just getting his it was just like damn like when when could he stop him like when is he gonna finally go down and be like i can't do this at all yeah yeah his face afterwards was which one ainie he got actually he was getting fucked up he got chipped up bad bad but even like at the last front ranger see he's just like tongue out fucking fucking with him hands behind his back he was taunting him like who was doing that right yeah at one of the like i think it was
Starting point is 00:04:35 the last round maybe his trainer his trainer trains like Errol Spence a whole bunch of really good fighters he won like training of the year and shit he's super good and he was telling him like
Starting point is 00:04:45 don't play with them he was pointing at the judges because like he was dancing the shit like the like motherfucker the fight is still a little close like on the score like if you're going by punches
Starting point is 00:04:53 and you know who's trying to win it's still a little close but he was like telling him don't play with them yeah yeah not we'll make you lose on God wait even that one ref
Starting point is 00:05:02 remember he like he like tied it it was 11 14 14 14 And then the next, like the next first were like 106, 101, like, you know what like? Yeah. And then there was like a seven. Yeah, there was.
Starting point is 00:05:11 And then one rep just tied it. And everyone's like, that shit. That motherfucker how to bet on this shit. All the comments are like, yeah, bro, that ref needs to be fired. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was actually suss.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I just don't know how people think that they can get away with anything in this day and age. Even the actual ref. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, like the one in the ring. Yeah. I just saw it with the, with the Madrid game where they still. a goal from them. Like, bro, this whole thing is like,
Starting point is 00:05:37 people are like, next one, next one. Oh, wait, is that the clip that I saw the goalie, like, own scoring on themselves?
Starting point is 00:05:44 I don't know, but like the ball went in. Oh, no, then it's not, because there was one, like, I saw a clip and the goalie,
Starting point is 00:05:51 like, chips it off the top of his foot. It goes behind him, and then he goes to get it and he, like, kicks it into his own goal. Oh, it looks so deliberate?
Starting point is 00:05:57 Yeah, it looked, it looked crazy. But, I mean, at that speed, you never know. Like, the ball's coming so much faster than a slowed down Twitter clip.
Starting point is 00:06:05 It could be. That's true. Yeah, no, I obviously, you know, watch what I could on that, and the soccer one was crazy because ever since, you know, obviously we went, I've been keeping up a little bit more
Starting point is 00:06:16 with my own team and, like, all that stuff. Still, have you decided yet? West Ham United? No, I haven't. I might wait to see who wins Champions League. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Glory hunt. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Is that what they call it, glory hunting? Yeah. Yeah, my brother's good at that. I mean, I'm completely kidding when I say that. If you bandwagon a team and get dope from watching them win, and then you're like, fuck yeah. You're like, that's my fucking squad. I will say, I will say, I was just in Miami.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I could already see the comments about the Eagles. Yeah, dude, I was just in Miami, and we went to an interim Miami game to see the Messiah play again, obviously. I've seen them score. Now, I've seen the greatest football player of all time in my opinion I mean obviously my second favorite
Starting point is 00:07:05 well Ronald Dio will always be my favorite just because the greatest in my opinion right but Messi obviously the undisputed I should have went to that game which one that you went to the one that you got invited to with front row fucking tickets that I bought for fucking people
Starting point is 00:07:18 he scored twice twice in regular one in the penalties oh at FC Dallas yeah yeah we fucked up but it was just hot as fuck I still remember that night it was hot as fuck yeah he made it fucking hot or fucking kick
Starting point is 00:07:32 this harder. Like just, what? Hold on, man. What was that a pause? That was no daddy. No diddy. Well, anyway, he made the place hotter because he was fucking going off. Yeah, double down. He was all tripled down. He was so hot.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Now, I'm kidding. Well, it's a joke at this point. Now that it's settled. But anyway, we went out there and we saw a score. That shit was crazy. I will say something about that stadium, though. That stadium was a little suss. It was made of like beams and bars, man.
Starting point is 00:08:07 There was no stone anywhere. There was no mortar. No, no, it's Miami down in Miami. Oh, the Miami. Oh, their home place? Yeah, CF. We got to get a, we got messy in the building. We got to get a renovation, no?
Starting point is 00:08:21 We got to get a $50 million stadium. They added, they had some upgrades, but, you know, in the end. And then it's like just picture bleachers, right? With like, just like, picture the metal beam. like not even beams tubes right and we could we we we got seats where we could and it was like we climbed we climbed look that's not it Matt no no no no if this shit collapses y'all fuck no dude I was I was I was sitting there next to my daughter and I'm like this could be the end just especially when they started
Starting point is 00:08:53 doing this you're like here I'm stop and just picture thousands of people hidden fucking like metal sheets it was like And it's just, I was like this, I looked over at Liv and she's like, and I'm like, did they have flags? Oh, yeah. They had flag. They had their section the same way that. To be fair, UV, UV had like a little bit of like more seats, like actually double the seats.
Starting point is 00:09:18 But when you were down there, it just seemed as big as that one. The grass was pretty good. It was not Huventous level grass, but they, I also don't think that. Yeah, there it is. Okay, so you see that middle part, Matt, the middle section? Okay, go to the left. Towards the square corner. You see that the empty, empty corner.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Yeah, that got filled up and then the right corner. That also, they added stuff there. We were, let me see. Okay, we were to the right, Matt. Right, go up. Go to the right? More or more to the right. Yeah, we were way the fuck up there.
Starting point is 00:09:56 And it's a climb, bro. Right there it seems reasonable. Like it's slanted. When you're climbing it looks like it's like this. Nah, you're tweaking. That ain't that bad. Oh, I wish you would. Listen, my quads were burning by that time that I got up there.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I was like, it was hot out. It was really, no, it wasn't hot. It was really, really nice. Yeah. We got a lot on the field afterwards to take some couple of pictures. It was pretty cool. Very, very good experience. Again, got to see my man score.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Say my man. It's actually, my dad's, my dad's soccer player, not mine. But yeah, it was a, it was a, it was enough. Awesome, awesome experience. Very, very cool to be there. Well, you guys went to that Uventus shit. Savini. Yeah, that was insane.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah. That's a new, Bernaldo play for that team. Yes, he did. That was, they had a pen in, like, their museum. They had the pen that he signed his contract with archived in the museum. Yeah. I mean, I actually pretty cool. It's Ronaldo.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Did you touch the pet? No, that's in the case. That's like the Mona Lisa, bro. That shit is behind glass. Yeah. Tempered glass. That shit's going. You are not touching that.
Starting point is 00:11:01 You'd have to pull some mission impossible hanging out to fucking Dude, dude, dude, do you'd have to be on the ropes like fucking come down Trying to touch that shit You'd be risking at all just to touch that shit But yeah, Juventis was sick I mean it was The atmosphere? Dude, we've been on a roll, I feel like, we've been on a fucking roll
Starting point is 00:11:18 You've been on a roll? Just like cool shit happening left in the mind Yeah We got to talk about We gotta talk We got it. Dude, I didn't even realize it in the moment But like he did that shit
Starting point is 00:11:28 And it was so casual And it was so accurate I didn't even think, I didn't even like think about it. I went like this. I was walking in my door watching the video and he threw it behind his back, right? I'm like, I texted you, put the key in my door, went in my apartment and was like, how did he do that? Wait, yeah, there's a 20 yard job.
Starting point is 00:11:44 You're trying to close the door. And he's just on the money. Bro, he threw a spiral. He hit me like literally right here. And he's casual. It was good, dog. I didn't even have to move. It was just boom.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Well, I met him before that. Actually? Like, yeah, we chopped it up for like. That's actually that. Yeah. So like he was, so he was there. with Oakley doing like a full fucking like shoot. So like he was at
Starting point is 00:12:04 TCU Stadium in his full kit. So like people were wondering they were like, why is he fully kidded out? Because I was there for Oakley. It was kind of like a last minute thing. Felipe, my guy over at Oakley, he was like yo, my home's going to be here. I know he's a big cod gamer. Come over, meet him.
Starting point is 00:12:20 We've been talking about it for a while just like getting us in the same place and chopping it up. So this was the perfect opportunity. He was at TCU, which is like an hour and a half away. That's so fucking cool. hour and a half Uber. I was probably there for like an hour. Talk to him for maybe like 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Tossed the ball around with him. Did a couple things for Oakley while I was there and that was really it. Right there. That one. That's like, look, go back a little bit. I want to go back a little bit and stop, stop, stop, pause to shit. You're throwing the ball to him and he's in his full gear like it's like a game. Oh yeah. He makes him more cool. You're like warming up Pat Mahomes right now.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Yeah. Like he's about to go out like play the Super Bowl. Listen. I want to give Seth some fucking props out here because he didn't go out there and look like no gamer dweeb. I want you to see. Yeah, you're passing. I don't know, the passing's all right. And I told, I, I asked me. Yeah, I was, yeah, he said, he said, he said, he said, you weren't even, you didn't hear that. You should have been like, no, yeah, he did. He's, I respected. You got a nice throw out there. I will say it.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Game recognizing. I could tell. One of them's in the dirt, though, that didn't get shown. Yeah, yeah, I threw one short. I could tell that you weren't throwing like full, because we've thrown full, full, like, power before. So I know that you weren't throwing full. but I want everybody to pay attention to Skump or Jumpers like positioning he threw the ball and Scump knew where he was gonna be so he like sat there and waited for the ball to come press play man and then watch this set
Starting point is 00:13:38 no look at that I think it was the one before that I think that may have been this one or maybe yeah it was bro is it like dimes when you're catching it is it's like no there's no spit on it was beautiful it was dimes tight like it's probably circling perfect It's probably just like when you catch it's like this the easiest catch in my life. It's probably going like literally in slow motion. I think I threw that.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Yeah, that one was short. Yeah, look this. You couldn't see it. Bro, that is crazy. Bro, that is crazy. The impact the ball made was was fucking crazy. Accuracy, obviously, right? Incredible.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Behind the back, that's fucking crazy. Distance behind the back. That's crazy. But when they hit, that impact show the power behind it. Bro, he might be him, bro. Dude, that's actually crazy. I mean, he is. Yeah, he's here.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I told Seth, I'm like, you may have just taken. you may have just been taking passes from maybe what will end up being the greatest quarterback of all time. Fuck yeah. Bro, he's like, that's insane. And you're like the jersey? Yeah, I got a jersey.
Starting point is 00:14:34 He's already in the goat debate. Oh yeah. And he's fucking like 26. I mean, he went back to back. Got to hang out one up. I didn't bring up the Super Bowl where he beat my beloved birds. You did? Yeah, no, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Oh, okay. I was gonna, but there were a lot of Oakley people around. I don't want to seem like an asshole. But I think, I think of what I got to chuckle out of him. Because I would have told him the whole story. You had me stomping out of the state. like fucking like an angry look at the epic
Starting point is 00:15:00 stop that came up with so power man that shit is crazy you didn't need have to move but not he was he was he was he was like so we meet a decent amount of athletes like I mean very rarely do we meet one on his level no no glaze but like
Starting point is 00:15:15 it's fucking mobs very rarely do we meet one on his level and he was so personable it was like it was like when we were talking was like no pause, just fluid, like, and he was cool. He's a man. He's a little cool. A lot of fucking tank.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Bro, that's got to be one of the coolest moments ever. I wish I would have taken some passes from Brett Farb. Yeah, I fucked up. I should have brought a... Your jersey. Yeah, I should have brought a jersey for him. I didn't even think about it. I didn't think they were going to give me, like, I didn't think they were going to
Starting point is 00:15:45 give me a jersey because, like, from what I got from, like, Bill, my guy. He was like, yeah, you're going to go, maybe do some things with Oakley. chop it up with him and that's really going to be it. You're going to be there for like maybe an hour tops. Because he was there all day. He was there for like four hours doing shit. And I came at the very end. And, but yeah, I didn't even think about it.
Starting point is 00:16:07 I should have brought him something. But we'll get him something through Felipe. We'll get him. The whole suite. We got to get him. Scum jersey, scumpt controllers. Some optic controllers. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:16:16 We've got to hook him the fuck up. Yeah. That's like shooting with LeBron. Bro. Yeah. So. When I went up to him like. LeBron just dishing them layups and just shooting.
Starting point is 00:16:25 I'm like, what's happening? Well, when I first went up to him, I like had it in my head. I was like, yeah, I want to get to meet him, you know, talk to him for a little bit. But I was like, yo, Pat, we got to throw together. Like that's what I said to him. I was like, I got to catch so. And I went up to it. I was like, I want a 20-yard seam down the sideline into the end zone.
Starting point is 00:16:44 And he was like, bet. Like, no problem. He's like, I think I'm going on it. What are you? What's he like, yeah, I know that play. I might call him off guard a little bit because he, you know, gamer guy. Fuck, no, right. I would have, but I came in hot.
Starting point is 00:17:00 I was like, we got to throw. That's so dope. Well, if I could throw. Yeah, I was like, we have to. I got to catch some from, like, I got to catch. Let it be known. I've been drinking this same bottle of water for about a month now. Yeah, that's the same one that you said that.
Starting point is 00:17:15 It's not. It's closed. And it's also fire. And my, one last thing. My brother was a quarterback was a quarterback in high school and he was pretty solid so like obviously I sent a video to him
Starting point is 00:17:27 my brother was like how tight was he keeping it and I mean there's no wobble Big Jordan? Yeah, no wobble. It looks probably beautiful coming in the air. Oh, there's no wobble. It probably looks like it's coming in slow-mo. Yeah, that's what I'm about to say.
Starting point is 00:17:38 On God, it's like, wait a second, that's what I'm about to say. I mean, I don't, I, he wasn't, he wasn't ripping him as hard as he could. I can't imagine him ripping one. Like, because they were coming in pretty hard still and he was probably throwing it like 50%. What is that?
Starting point is 00:17:53 Like, is this 15 yards you say right now? Not 10. Yeah, that's like 15. And then y'all backing up. Yeah, I kept going. I was like, because you know it. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:18:02 because you know it. I mean, that's how you do it, right? Like you take, you take fire back and you reach out. I want to see it looks like coming out. Bro, look at that thing. It's such a beautiful.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Actually. Like, like, no wonder, like, I don't even get any. Bro, it looks like a laser,
Starting point is 00:18:18 yeah. The shit was dope. I was buzzing. Yeah. Yeah, it was great to meet him. You know what he told me when I picked him up? He's like, I almost didn't go. He said, wait, can we talk about that?
Starting point is 00:18:31 No, no, we can't talk about that? No, no, we can't talk about it. But he almost didn't go. Yeah, that shit was. He's like, dude, this is my day off. I had to go an hour and a half there, 45 minutes, an hour and a half. I'm like, I'm not surprised. Is he even a purpose bar?
Starting point is 00:18:41 Hit me right in the chest. Imagine. I didn't even, I didn't even react. I, like, I was just so, like, mind blown of what was going on. I didn't even react to that. Behind the back. Bro, perfect spiral right in the literally in his pocket. It can't, like, bro, am I tweaked at this thing?
Starting point is 00:18:56 Because, like, imagine what's going through my head? I'm like, what the fuck? What kind of sim am I in right now? I'm throwing 25 yards in my homes. Look at the shit. Look at the shit. I was like, what the fuck? And then he does this.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Perfect spiral. Bro, am I bugging? It's crazy. It's really crazy. That is crazy. I'm telling you, if I do that, there's spin on it. It's probably ended up like. No glaze.
Starting point is 00:19:17 That's crazy to me because I just know what kind of arm strength that takes. Oh, yeah. That is insane. Yeah, but also accuracy. Like, you can have, you can throw that shit hard as fucking into the, like, third row. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, damn, I, like, good shit. You got some power on this shit.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I couldn't even make it to him. Like, towards the end, I couldn't, like, I would have to, like, really fucking get behind it to get it to him. Like, right there, I skip it. No, that's all good. Wait, do you guys think that, like, quarterbacks? I don't know, like, if it's everyone, but, like, they could throw, like, full field. Is that possible? No, they probably max out at, like, the really strong-armed ones.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Like Aaron Rogers. 70, 80 yards. Holy shit. I wonder what that looks like. The greatest quarterback of all time, in my opinion, Mr. Brett Favre, second only, okay, I'm talking about, Brady. Well, Brady, of course, is the greatest world time. But for me, Brett Farr, and as a Chicago Bears fan growing up,
Starting point is 00:20:06 liking Brett Favreve in the 90s, in the 97. So for me in 1997, he did the quarterback challenge. He threw 71 yards into the wind. Can we see that? Off of one foot. I want to see what that looks like in the air. 71 yards. one foot
Starting point is 00:20:20 back foot into the wind that's nuts beam why do I remember I was like that's my fucking quarterback right there before that was Joe Montana obviously because my brother's like a huge Aaron Rodgers hand and then like I remember there's this one clip it was against the lions and that was the only thing
Starting point is 00:20:34 I saw that was close I was like is this even possible but like it's a fucking bomb it's a oh yeah it literally I'm not even joking it actually almost touched like the the roof of the stadium I swear to you know who's got an arm too I swear to God play that shit I'm telling you I'm like there's literally a
Starting point is 00:20:49 video at 20 different camera angles. Dr. Dispect also with an army, you saw him throw that shit. He's slaying that. Dude, the NFL ball? Like, I haven't held one in forever. Like, because when I used to throw, like, with my brother and I haven't thrown a football in so long, it's like, we'd always use, we'd always use a college ball because he was in, well, he was in high school about to, you know, looking at potentially playing
Starting point is 00:21:10 in college. He didn't. But yes, we were throwing college ball. NFL ball, it's like fucking, it's thick. It's big. Yeah, it's huge. It's thick, but isn't it a little bit like, like thinner than the college one? The college one seems like more circular, but more mobile.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring them up. Comparison. NFL ball. It felt big in the hands. I was like, what the fuck? It's like fatter. It's like fatter.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Yeah, it's fatter. Yeah, see that Wilson? That Wilson ball right there, though the dark one, bottom left is my shit right there. No, left. You look how fat the NFL ball is. Nah. For me, for me, it always seemed like the, yeah, the, the, the, the one that goes up, go up, Go up, go.
Starting point is 00:21:50 That, the, the brown one seems to me like it's fatter. Like, it's got a, it's got a fatter circumference. The preparation. Of the balls. How they make them? No, like prepare them for the game. Like put them in that mud and shit. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Wash them and. No. Yeah, surreal. Super cool. Yeah, so cool, bro. That was super cool, super cool. It was a dope experience. 10 out of 10 would do again.
Starting point is 00:22:14 100%. What is this? Oh, it's the birds. Is that, is that? Folesy? This is the longest what? Oh, completed pass, 64.1 yards. Was that false? So like 64 yards is a bomb. That is false.
Starting point is 00:22:29 That's far. That is far. Is that the guy that won the... Who else is in there? Who's number one? Yeah, let's skip to number one. I'm telling you. There's an Aaron Rogers one. That was insane, bro. Can we just look? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just scroll to you find Aaron Rogers? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Literally just type Aaron Rogers versus the lines. I'm telling you this video looks The ball almost hit the roof. Yeah. I'm telling you, this shit looks insane. It looks like it's a movie. I'm telling you it's a movie passing. Well, Matt brings that up. Are you psyched about this one dashy versus 20, 20, 21?
Starting point is 00:23:07 Yeah, you got to be a little nervous. No, no, no. Well, me instead of it talking about this. 20 girls challing you. They're going to be chalding you. It's a one B1, though. It's not just 20 of them. No, they're going to be all.
Starting point is 00:23:16 They're going to be on the call waiting. No, no. They're all going to be. They're all going to be in a. Discord with all their face cams on and it's going to be you. That's how it works. You're getting chowd, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Good for you, dude. And well, so, I mean, I don't know how Zinn's going to do it. The means that are getting a suit too. Yeah, of course. Yes. Or else it's not, can I, see, who's taking you to get the suit? Probably going to go to Zimba.
Starting point is 00:23:35 That's probably not a good idea. Probably go with, like, some experience. Yeah, let me, let me take you there. Peak lapels. Oh, oh, who's that? That's the man right there. I'm telling you, if there is, wait, there's like a video that's, I think the NFL
Starting point is 00:23:49 Oh, yeah, that's Rogers. It has all the camera angles. Oh, my God. Wow, if you're a Lions fan, you're so mad. You're ninja. You're so mad. Like what? You little shit.
Starting point is 00:24:02 All right, right. Enough, enough. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, enough food. Enough fool. It's going to be 20 of them in a Discord. You're going to be in there. They're all going to be muted.
Starting point is 00:24:13 But they're just going to be sitting there. You're just going to be looking at the screen. So I got to use different, I got to use different game. I can't be recycled. No, well, you're not using game. You're trying to see. Yeah, they're using game. Yeah, they're using game.
Starting point is 00:24:22 But what if? You're the catch, bro. This is on online, though? On Discord? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. They're using game.
Starting point is 00:24:30 You just got to sift through the game and be like, which game do I like? I'll be like, I'll be my homes. They're going to have them. I'll be just for Tyreek. Yeah. But in all series, as you're looking forward to it. It's going to be a fun time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:41 It's going to be, no, it's for entertainment purposes only. Yeah, right. What if you, if love strikes. No, you can't go into it like that. No, no, you got to be. Yeah, you got to. No, that's cool, man. I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope,
Starting point is 00:24:52 Spid strikes. Be cool. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure, I mean, if I'm you, dude, look for the, look for the funniest one. Someone that makes you laugh, man.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Someone I enjoy being in the call with, maybe. Yeah, sure, man. And don't be afraid to be like, next. No, yeah, that, but also, but also. That's crazy, but you're going to have to. You're like the bachelor.
Starting point is 00:25:16 You're going to have to be like, you don't get a rose. I'm sorry. You're going to have to break cards. You're going to have to break cards. And go into it with the fact that some of these girls might be there for the wrong reasons.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I mean, yeah. Which is fine. Which is completely fine. Which is completely fine. But you got to know that going in your life. You got to sit through the bullshit. You know, well. I could read it.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I could read it. Yes. Well, just trying to prep him. Well capitalized a successful young man like my man dashy there. Care is not. He'll put 25 in your account just because. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, let's move on.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Man. He'll say. Dude, All right No, no. No, it's gonna be lit though It's gonna be lit Yeah, I'm excited
Starting point is 00:25:59 Wouldn't Have like is everything all set up Like, Where's it gonna be? Is it gonna be here The watch party set up and shit? That's what I thought. I talked to James and then he was thinking
Starting point is 00:26:08 That he was gonna have it behind my shirt He was gonna put black currents Do I even say like the details Or like do you think it doesn't matter? No, I don't know It's up to you, It's your shit But he was like he was like a blackout
Starting point is 00:26:17 He's gonna put like a table Maybe light some candles You know what I mean? Love it. Yeah, yeah. And then I told them. Means it. I'm down.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I'm done. I might as well get a free meal of it. Steak. Roads of potatoes. You know. And flour child fucking. Yeah, just for things. Good flower child.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Medium rare. I'm like, A5 Wagoon. Gotta get the mac and cheese. Yeah. Got to. We could definitely hit that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:36 It's going to be lit though. No gray suits for you. No gray, no brown. I'd go, I'd go like a. Light blue. Navy blue. Yeah, Navy. Like a dark, like a dark midnight blue.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Swade jacket. We got to get a bracelet maybe. You got to get a, You got to go get your first watch. You got to go. You got to go. Heavy white with the accent. You got to get your first watch.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I know where to go. Listen, we can go to, like, my mayor, Roli. I see a Rolex over there. Right down the street. No, no, well, that's the hex quarter. That's the headquarters. It's not even like a Rolex. I got you.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I got you. They're going to be like, no Rolex. There's nothing but paperwork. They definitely got Rolex. So you want to sign some shit? They definitely got them. You want to cite some shit? They got some.
Starting point is 00:27:19 They got some. They got some. They got some. Not for sale, perhaps. The people that work, on this place. Yeah, yeah, on display. Everyone has a price. You can maybe buy one off one of the...
Starting point is 00:27:29 I like that timepiece, catch someone coming out. Right, right? Buy one off them. Yeah. Give me that. Maybe scared the fuck out of him. No, that's super, super exciting, man. I'm excited to see what that goes down because it's been like, Zinnis's been talking about doing this thing for a long time.
Starting point is 00:27:46 And I told them, I'm like, yeah, I mean, you can either sit here and talk about or you can do it. Well, I got it. I'm like, you can just do it. Put a date on it and do it. And look, there's a date on it and he's doing it. May 2 people. You know, two people win here, man. The three.
Starting point is 00:28:01 But Zinn, I don't know. I'm streaming this shit. I don't know if Zinn thinks he's a solo stream. I'm streaming this mom. Oh, no, yeah, 100%. I don't know. 100%. I don't know if Zinn was like trying to like,
Starting point is 00:28:10 I ain't doing this shit offline. There ain't no way. I'm getting this suit. I mean, all these girls offline. Yo, do you have our questions prepared? No, that's Zin's job. Oh, Zin's job. I feel like Zinn's the host.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Okay, I'm gonna... You don't have to do shit. You just show up. You should have some questions. Like basics is like... I'll have insurance questions. On your pastime, do you watch nature documentaries and think that... And do you think a fucking tiger or a shark is harder to beat?
Starting point is 00:28:34 By the way, I saw a picture of a fully jacked tiger, Siberian tiger. Pick the shark. Dude. It's triceps. It's triceps. Look at it. Look at him, Matt. He picked the shark.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Why? It would be easier time? I saw it on Twitter this morning. I was like, I would not fuck with that cat. Jesus. Dude, it's triceps are like fucking this big,
Starting point is 00:28:55 like huge. How much so? How much you think it weighs? Oh my God. Dude, yeah, that's the picture I saw. Look at that thing's tricep.
Starting point is 00:29:01 What the fuck? That thing is coming down with razor sharp claws. You're fuck. That's going to be a slow death. No, no, they instantly kill you.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Yeah, listen. They bite your neck and they run you up a tree. Yeah. They're fucking insane. Look at that. Look at that. He said they're running your neck.
Starting point is 00:29:18 They bite your neck and they're running. Like a rag doll. They're running you up a tree. They're muscular as fuck. They got to. They got to. They got to. Like that guy is not losing.
Starting point is 00:29:31 What a great way next to it though. No, because a shark and water, like you can flip them over because there's no like weight. Yeah. Like that thing you are losing. Yeah, that thing is way too jroth.
Starting point is 00:29:40 As the shark comes out, you ground by the fence, except for the fact that the fence are like fucking seven feet behind his big fucking mouth. So I don't. Listen, you just got to time one. Close your mouth.
Starting point is 00:29:49 One and it's nose right and you have a chance. That thing, there's no way. Nothing. That thing is pretty fucking. With no weapons, you are not beating that. For the longest time in my head. Shark, you have a slim chance. That thing, you're beat.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Yo, bring up a... I rather take the slim chance. Yo, do the bobcat. Bring up a bobcat. For the longest time, I used to say, I'm like, a bobcat I think that we can fucking manage with. And then Justin Rackley, Lake Fork guy, he's like, are you fucking kidding? No, no, maybe not a bobcat. A cougar.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Oh, yeah. Even a cougar, like... You're probably losing that. Yeah, no, he's like, there's nothing that you can do because the cats right there, cats by nature are just like insane athletes, right? They're just like, they're majestic beast that move like, fuck that dude. Unless that thing was eating. I think Jaguars are pretty fucking fun.
Starting point is 00:30:36 I mean, yeah, you're not beating this. Jaguars will fly into the water. Dude, he said, he said that thing will climb on you and if it gets his hands behind you, it's tearing your entire back, clothes, jackets, whatever you're wearing, all of it as it pulls off of you. it'll hug you and rip your shit off and I was like, no, he's like, yeah, easy. My cats fuck me up and they're this big.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Like if you get a claw the wrong way, you're fucked. Like that thing, you are losing. Yeah, there's no, look at that. I just had to put an end to it because we've been talking, we had a couple conversations. And the tiger are a great one. We even got the chat involved and they gave them a piece. I mean, either way you're probably dead.
Starting point is 00:31:11 You're fucking. Listen, I think you have a better chance. Probably the tiger. Yeah. It'll be quicker. shark bite an arm off you're sitting there fucking swimming in circles just bleeding and you have no arm you can't get away because you're swimming in circles right
Starting point is 00:31:25 you're only paddling once yeah yeah that'd be crazy yeah I personally I personally would go with the tiger I have some footing there you know like I'll Insta death I don't know after seeing it Is it that fucking tiger with the triceps
Starting point is 00:31:42 I mean dude they're all built like that You gotta pick the final one They're all built like that. That one just says good lighting, but they're all like that. Who said good lighting? That tiger had good lighting. He's got catfish? Maybe.
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Starting point is 00:37:07 on that. All the funny stuff aside, we actually had the everybody has a chance to raise their hand and say, we want to throw this. So every team has the opportunity to do this. When they
Starting point is 00:37:23 asked us, when they said would you be willing to host champs, my number one thing said yes but it's got to be neutral so it's not it's not optic champs it's not uh you know it's not called duty it's hosted by optic right because if people don't know we have a uh an events team that's a separate business from it's a business under our business that runs that runs events they run our events they run our halo events they run our call duty events and all that and then in the beginning we said all right we'll take major uh this one or that one and they're like well what about it what if you guys
Starting point is 00:37:58 host champs and we said cool and then mid somewhere along the lines in the middle he's like would you guys be willing to take a second major and we said absolutely we would absolutely take a second major or we would take the major and also host champs
Starting point is 00:38:16 not do champs but host champs which other teams have the opportunity to do okay it is not our fault of the green wall is so fucking goddamn strong and massive it's not my it's not our fault no matter where we go Oh, okay? But, you know, the upcoming, the upcoming, which one is that?
Starting point is 00:38:38 The next event? The next event is Toronto. And then after that is the one that. It was supposed to be in Carolina, but that's the one that one, that one, we said absolutely. We said yes. We said yes that we would take it. Uh-oh. That we would run it.
Starting point is 00:38:52 That's out the bag. No, I mean, it's not even like that. I don't know, I don't know what ended up happening. but of course we you know when when my internal you know business team came to me and said hey how do you feel about running or taking over an event that somebody may not be able to run and I said abs so fucking looting and they're like what about this one it's like it's the one right before champs and I was like it wouldn't matter because one will be the optic major and the other one is going to be call of duty champs hosted by optic not optic champs as people
Starting point is 00:39:21 were pitching yeah people are painting it like that like people are saying optic champs which is not Is it not? No, it's hosted. No, it's hosted. No, it's hosted by us because. But people are just automatically hosted, automatically hosted. I mean, hosted by us. It's our champs.
Starting point is 00:39:37 No, is it not. Providing what they need, right? Yeah, we're just offering a service, right? We're lending them our base and. No, not our space. It's not our space. Explain it better because Optic hosted champ seems like optic champs. In my brain.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Well, it could have been enough. Some wanted it to be Optic Champs. And I'm like absolutely fucking not. So it's Optic hosted champs, not Optic champs. No, it's Call of Duty champs, Call of Duty champs hosted by Optic. Okay. Right? We don't have anything to do with the scheduling.
Starting point is 00:40:13 We don't have anything to do. Like everyone's going to have the same everything. We're probably going to have to open the show and close the fucking show that's detrimental to us in every single scenario. I say it's always done. We control none of that. Right. We're just hosting where we have a business underneath us, right, that host Eastport Stadium, right? You don't see them here. Do you ever see the production team here
Starting point is 00:40:33 or anything like that? Okay, exactly. So it's like that. We would have, we, long story short, I made it a point because I knew that there was going to be people. They were going to be like, oh, you know, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're finessing or it's biased or what I like, all that shit. I'm like, I'm like, let's make sure that there's a delineation. In fact, in fact, I'm going to put some tech. on the screen right now. Okay. Receipts.
Starting point is 00:40:58 I'm gonna put some receipts in there where I clearly indicate that we shouldn't put an Optic logo anywhere on there except for tiny little print that says hosted by Optic. Just because I knew that there was going to be like some things around it. But look, every other team out there had the same opportunity. Every other team out there had. And it's not like just like you don't pick who's going where, right? At the beginning of the year, somebody is like who, would like to host champs.
Starting point is 00:41:25 We always raise our hands, obviously, and then some other people raise their hands. But there are people that don't raise their fucking hands. Still as a statue? I actually also argued a little bit against Wallace being on the thing. But I figure, you know what? It's cool. I like it.
Starting point is 00:41:46 It works. Yeah, yeah. What? Our champs? Dude, I saw the fucking Wallace. It's great. What do you mean it works? It's fucking great.
Starting point is 00:41:54 You just to wake up, drive over there? Oh, well, sure. But, I mean, look, when we went to Las Vegas, okay, Las Vegas, right? At the time, Las Vegas Legion wasn't Las Vegas Legion, so it makes sense. But we've had champs in Los Angeles. No, no, Vegas was a thing last year. They were Vegas. And where did we?
Starting point is 00:42:10 Oh, yeah. And Vegas. So technically, that's what I'm saying. That's what I don't understand is like, like the thieves technically, I mean, obviously. It's just the fan base and people. Yeah, that's the fan base is. Just because it's a bigger fan base. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:22 So it's a different, like, situation. Exactly. I don't really get that. It's cool. But L.A., you can make the argument. You can make the argument that there's L.A.G. and LAT, but L.A.G, let's be honest. Those motherfuckers haven't even been in chance.
Starting point is 00:42:34 They don't know what champs. They haven't been that chance. This looks fucking lit. This one's going to bring up. The stage is in the middle. It's like Valor. We're like, you're like, you could turn around this crowd like everywhere. Surve West, southeast.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Surrounded. It's actually going to be lit. Coincidentally, do you know where at this stadium? You know who plays at this stadium? Who? You know who plays at this stadium? Yeah, the sidekicks. We fucking love it there
Starting point is 00:42:55 The Dallas sidekicks My indoor soccer team Really? Yeah Oh my God Every time Wait he wasn't there No
Starting point is 00:43:03 He wasn't he wasn't supporting me What's what's fan zone? Is that like the What's fan zone? Is that like the What's fan zone Is that like the Yeah it's like floor Like floor level
Starting point is 00:43:14 So they're gonna get turned there Dude it's gonna be dope So before before this The last e-sports event That was held there Was between Our at the time Houston
Starting point is 00:43:25 Holy fuck I can't believe I just forgot the Houston outlaws Holy shit I had a brain fart our Houston
Starting point is 00:43:31 outlaws played against the envy fuel in this thing so it was a very good it's a really yeah
Starting point is 00:43:39 it's a dope as stadium yeah they have Disney on ice there you know Disney don't fuck around
Starting point is 00:43:44 no it's gonna be sick this is like it's a very intimate venue it's like it's a big venue but it feels
Starting point is 00:43:51 very like yeah it just feels like close. It feels like everything is happening so close to what's actually happening. It's, yeah. Like if everyone's quiet and you scream let's go dash,
Starting point is 00:44:04 like everybody's going to hear you in the state. I think so. So like it's going to be loud in there. It's not small but like the way it's like angled is like everyone's look at. Because I saw it fits like 7K people and only that way. It's going to be nuts. I'm down. Holy fuck. Hell yeah, man. That shit. It honestly might be like
Starting point is 00:44:22 one of the biggest, it might, it might be deceiving and it might be one of the biggest champs, but it's going to look like on camera, if it fills out and sells out, it's going to look like one of the biggest champs ever. Just because of how the venue is. It's going to look beautiful. It's to be nuts. Yeah, look, for us it's cool. We get to
Starting point is 00:44:38 just show up, right? It's right down the street. Oh, yeah. But, you know, it's like we've, we've traveled everywhere. Everybody travels. It's not, it's not a crazy. Look at that fan base, man. We love it. A lot of them. They didn't have to travel the one fucking chance they won, so. Yeah. Anyway, so super excited.
Starting point is 00:44:54 What about the big asses? Wake up in bed. The big one man. I wake up in bed. You know who wants that state? I got a shirt. I'm better get flower child. I have a flow here.
Starting point is 00:45:04 You got flow. They're like, what's the best spots? I already know. Oh, dude, you know what we should do. This is what we're going to do ahead. This is what we're going to do ahead of this. Chick-fil-A. Don't help him out.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Chick-fil-A. We're going to do, we should do a, we should do a video. We should do a video of going to like the best place. to eat around this place. Like tour people, like give them ideas before they get there so they can plan where they're going to be at. Yeah, so how come out? Always down to Muck.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Yeah, DTM. Wait, what, say? Down to Muck. That's pretty cool. Well, let's talk about your matches over the weekend. I mean, Serge, that match. Bottom three. That match we're not even going to really talk about.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Surge do look a little bit better, though. I think everyone wants to hear about the Legion match. What was going on out there? not going to lie. Like those guys I think are, I think they're just playing for checkouts. So I think their play style is the when con is basically to get us off our game. Dude, the Karachi was nuts. That was one of the weirdest maps I've ever played in my life. Why? They weren't getting in the hill. It's to be fair, honestly. It's very rarely as a spectator, you can watch a call of duty map and be like, what the fuck are they doing? That map, the whole map, we were just sitting
Starting point is 00:46:16 there like, what is going on? You should see after we won the map, we're like, what the fuck just just happened? We're like, that was the weirdest shit we ever played. We all said the same shit. The amount of white time and just them like, I mean Kenny said he came on to the watch party after he was like yeah, they would get a wave and then recut instead of getting Hill. Yeah, the hill was white. I'm like, what the fuck are we playing?
Starting point is 00:46:34 So like you're playing against us running to the hill like, what fuck's going on? Are these guys for real? And then you get cut but they're not in the hill. It was so weird to watch. I'm like we're up 40 down like 20 kills. They would like just say one of them would rotate they go like for instance, what is it, P3? They would go all the way to the back in camp
Starting point is 00:46:50 right? Bro. Kills will be going down and down and down. They got away. They would just sit there. They would move. Bro, I'm telling you, there was one, I don't even know if I want to bring it up here, but like, there was one play where they waited for that, right? The hill's white.
Starting point is 00:47:00 This is already weird. They get a clean wave. The hills been white for 10 seconds. One of them runs towards the time just cuts back to like into the back and just doesn't go to it. And then me and Aegee just run to the time. We're like, what the fuck's going on? Me and A.
Starting point is 00:47:11 The, uh, the high rise when they used the streak and all stayed still. Bro. They called in the streak and they tuck corners. I'm like, you gotta say motherfuckers be playing for their Katie. That's just what it is. Because like, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Like, we're not even like trying to hide it anymore. I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, why are they, why are they playing like this?
Starting point is 00:47:45 Dude, it's been, basically, it was, it was a really strange one. And then it was S&D? Was it high rise? Was it high rise? It was invasion. It was invasion. Yeah, it was invasion. Even that was fucking odd.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Pred was fucking piecing them up. It was 3-3 and then we're like, these guys aren't even fucking moving. We don't have to move on defense. Just wait. They were just playing crosses. They were playing scams. They play like mid-tank, one on a bomb, one mid-tank, one dark. Someone would get someone weak at mid-tank and they'd run from court or like right out of dark and just sprinted at whoever's mid-tank.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Like, would no fucking. They just come right at you. I'm like, what the fuck? They double, remember said they were double watching dark? Yeah, two people laying down looking dark. They're playing checkouts. Well, they had like one mid tank, like on the backside watching like towards A bomb. And then the other guy Dark was like going back and forth.
Starting point is 00:48:32 But then they also had someone on B and they also had someone on A. So it was just, it was a weird setup. Yeah, it was a weird setup. What I call them. Checkout mains. But yeah, you three owed them. So good shit. Yeah, it was a good week.
Starting point is 00:48:43 It was a good week. At least we want, thank God we went on my birthday. That would have been fucking Ains. Imagine just getting three out by Seattle. And like, happy birthday. Seattle looks better. No, they actually do. Seattle looks a little bit better.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Ever since 04 is in, they do look better. But you guys slam them too. There were some close maps in that series. Yeah, yeah, I think game one was close. Game one and the certs were both close. And then game three, I mean, I think they're three and 20 in control, so that wasn't close. That game three and 20 is unacceptable. Three and 20 is crazy.
Starting point is 00:49:15 They're three and 20 in control. We got to get invasion in or something. Just get a defense. They can't get one. Actually, they did get one. They beat, who'd they beat New York? Yeah, they beat New York in invasion. I don't know what the fuck's happening, anyone.
Starting point is 00:49:28 But the top four remain the top four? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like. And right now I saw something on one of Rabs videos that, like, you guys are the only ones that are, what's up? Is Faye's like all, like super fucking on top of shit right now or what? I mean, yeah, I think there's a shitting on everyone. But I swear when we play them, it's like, I swear, we're just like, it's just a 10 point. It's like one gunfight away in every game mode.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Legit, every game mode. But to be fair, to get credit to that, I mean, they're clutching up in them. So, like, yeah. I mean, Toronto, they played phase, obviously last match of the weekend, and they got dismal. Oh, my God, they shit on Toronto. They got dismantled. That was bad. But, yeah, I mean, all the phase series are like 10.8s.
Starting point is 00:50:11 They're kind of blowing out everybody. I'm not going to lie. Wait, wait, wait. So, oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, but that, that score line, it was worse than that. Like it was insane. And I don't want to give phase too much gas, obviously, because we don't need, they don't need gas.
Starting point is 00:50:30 We need to. Let's start shit talking them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, I'm thinking more of this between like this. Well, we can't because they're doing this shit. So it's like they look nuts. But you guys also look nuts. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:43 My question was more about them because of Scrappy and what's his name? Droz. Yeah, Droz. Was there any exchange after that? Well, there was. And then honestly, after like, they obviously got draws to the postgame interview. And then he was just saying like,
Starting point is 00:50:56 you should probably stick to like talking shit to the bottom 14. He's like, I don't know. I thought it was pretty funny. Yeah, this is one of those series where like, your draws and you beat them this bad, it's like hard to talk shit. He wasn't close.
Starting point is 00:51:09 This is like, it's so much more fun to talk shit. If it's like a three two or like a three one and all the maps are close, this is like. Yeah, this is bad. Like he was sitting there thinking about, well, he's going to say the whole series. because they were just getting rent. The only thing
Starting point is 00:51:21 with New York looks scary not scary as in good, like. Yeah, NY's been struggling. Yeah, they lost to fucking... They lost to Seattle and Carolina same weekend. Whoa, I didn't know that. I thought they only lost one of those two.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Oh, they lost three two to Carolina and I think three one to NY. And they got to play Faze. Yeah. And they play Faze and Toronto, I think. Can you pull up NY's schedule, please? Yeah, I think it's, I think it's Faze and Toronto, actually.
Starting point is 00:51:45 So they have like, they have a tough end of the schedule. Have they even one to one yet? They're only two, I think, just off the rip. Wait, did you see the Carolina? I don't think they won one. I think they did. Wait, did you watch the Carolina New York series, Bruce?
Starting point is 00:51:57 Carolina, New York series? Not really. Gwen broke the killer record. No, because we were... Faze Miami. When broke the kill record? Keep going down? Wait, wait, wait, Maddie, you could go up and then at the top of right?
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's a glitch. Right there. Like, even close it out, he'll only be closed it out. Three-piece. A fly filter. I got to see it. Yeah, they got Faze in Toronto. I think they're one and two right now.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Yeah, they gotta be one to because they only have four matches left. What, when, what, which days do we play this weekend? I have no idea. I think we play my idea. Huh? Just Sunday? What the fuck? The scheduling sucks. We gotta say it.
Starting point is 00:52:32 This scheduling blows. I mean, it's the five week split. It is fucking horrible. Oh my God. Major four. Make it stop. Major four is, this is torture. This is torture at this point.
Starting point is 00:52:42 We're playing once a week. Major four is back to the goal. Wait, what the fuck is this? Hold on. Okay. Major four. Major four, yeah. It's the, it's the, it's only four.
Starting point is 00:52:48 weeks are qualls so it'll be like you'll have three three weekends of two matches and only one of one match okay which is better than this shit because we're ready with the first week we played phase and then this last week we had two matches but like now this week we have only one one one or something play Miami I think oh okay at least the other one we only had one match for it was phase so like you know what I mean like at least it why the fuck does that say Texas optic yeah it's yeah so we play Miami Boston we only play one Sunday yeah things don't get easy easier for Boston. Like, look, we only play once this weekend, once that, or actually twice next week,
Starting point is 00:53:23 and then once after, you know what I'm saying? Like, these motherfuckers are just like. Checking dope. Checking dope. Checking dope. That's always been a big problem with CDL scheduling. It's like these players, they put so much time and effort into their weekly practice, and then they have one match to show it.
Starting point is 00:53:37 It's like, even at the majors, like. You could be a completely different team by week five compared to week one in the calls. Oh, yeah. Completely. Yo, how'd you like playing, um, I don't know, fucking random? How'd you like playing in those Jordans? I'm playing those every time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Like, I don't know. I was kind of like, I was kind of feeling my stuff in those. I like that. You're in flow? You're in flow? That's how it starts. Yeah, that's good. We need to get new Jordans though, new Jordan one specifically.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I don't like, like the other Jordans. Like, they're nice, but like Jordan ones, those were Godlike. I asked you. You know what I mean? I asked. I knew you're in your bag when you were in the on those or in those on state. So now I, I was like, I was like, I was like. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:11 I asked, I asked, I asked your size because your birthday just came of, I'm about to order you a pair right now. Fresh. Jordan wants. I was going to go with something like I like to gift these I'm going to put this is like gotta be the 15th time
Starting point is 00:54:25 that I pull these out. I just bought I just bought Pred these, the blue ones though. New balance? Those are guaranteed. They always smell fresh. They always smell fresh.
Starting point is 00:54:36 They always smell fresh. My shit don't stink. My nails are clean, cut. Wash my feet. All that stuff. Seth, Bose and Zinn are getting also new pairs by me
Starting point is 00:54:46 custom made by me. Fuck. No, I don't know, some Air Jordan ones. For real? All right. I'll take them. You'll be wearing them this Friday on the watch party. I bet.
Starting point is 00:54:58 You could run in those. Wait, you can't run in what? Jordan ones. No, the fuck you cannot. And the Jordan ones, I had, it felt like. No, the fuck you cannot. No way. Listen.
Starting point is 00:55:10 It ain't my first, like, I'll go with Kobe's over it if I was hoping. Yeah. Listen, that's another thing that makes Jordan the greatest of all time. He played in them pieces of legendary. One of the best silhouettes of all time, some people say. But yeah, you're crazy. Damn, he actually did. Holy.
Starting point is 00:55:28 I imagine playing a full game in 11? Yeah, you're right. Yeah, exactly. Winning championships. Oh, he had bad. His pinky toe is. No, no. So got to be severely damaged.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Oh, my God. He had no, he removed it. He removed both of his pinkies. No. Dude, he went. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. LeBron would never cut his own body parts.
Starting point is 00:55:47 You guys talking out with Tyreek Hill, Cheetah, the fastest motherfucker on earth? I took a shot with Cheetah. Oh, you were like, what's with this ho-ass org? Matt, who schedules, who goes on these things? Nah, he was dope as fuck too. Like, again, it's like you meet, you meet athletes. Sometimes they're a little more quiet. Like, he was super like about it, talkative.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Like, he was about it. Yeah. He was super cool. I took a shot with Cheetah. I could say that on stream. And a celebrity shot at his beer pong game. Did miss it, but no one caught it on CIO, thank God. You didn't miss it or you?
Starting point is 00:56:24 Of course, I break that shit. Like, you know how hard that is? I mean, the table's longer, too. It's actually bullshit. Oh, you got to get some warm-ups. You can't just go right. Yeah, but it's a select shot. Like, you have to just go one for one.
Starting point is 00:56:33 And then, like, I didn't miss by much to be fair. I mean, that pick's insane. I mean, let, yeah. Go back to that last pick. Can we edit out the shot collars? Because that's such a good picture without the shock collars. You can. Can we AI out that shit
Starting point is 00:56:46 Yeah A hundred percent No that's so dope man That had to have been Such a good time I wish I would have been a part of this fucking show I wonder who makes these Who schedules these things
Starting point is 00:56:59 Because nobody there besides Maybe scumper jumper has a You know Bro if I was him And I came into this I would have been checked The second man If I was him
Starting point is 00:57:10 And came into some of these games I would have been checked Yeah But he was all cool about it He was just pointing to how cool he was to begin with. Yeah, he was hella cool about it, but I would have been checked. Dude, he's so fast as nicknames Cheetah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:21 You know what I'm saying? He's the real deal. That's almost like, I'm going to lie. Imagine, bro. Like, you see, you seen him full sprint. Bro, he's, I, I, I, yeah. Look up how fast he runs a 40. We need to see this shit.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Look it up, Matt. It's insane. He did a racer. He, he, he raced, like, remember, um, I don't know exactly what I remember he was talking about. D-K? He did the, Maccalfe? No. Brinita did the...
Starting point is 00:57:43 This guy's a car. He's moving. He's a motherfucker's a car. What's 4.29 convert to in Miles Brough? Yeah. He raced a black bear. I'm kidding. I've seen that.
Starting point is 00:57:57 What the bear goes through? Man versus wild? Yeah, what if the bear just like, he just shocks to fight? He just shocks the sprint. He just, you see the bear running straight and he slowly starts fucking? He's like, he just, yeah, he goes down. Wait, what is this?
Starting point is 00:58:13 Oh. Wait, yeah, let's see this. Oh my God, how much fat? No way, no way. No way he's faster than you saying, well. They ain't no way. Bro, but he's faster than everybody else in there, it looks like. Bro, he's second place.
Starting point is 00:58:25 He was. He was at one point. But, but like, he's basically an Olympic athlete. Yeah. Mofucka fast. Yes. My fucking cheetah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Look at this shit. You don't need to make that full screen, man. Um, thank you. Oh my God. Bro. What the fuck, man. So if you can find the video of him like running in place. Like with those jump rooms on his leg?
Starting point is 00:58:48 You ever see that? No. Where he runs in place with a jump, bro, that shit looks crazy. Like a drill? It's like a, NFL drill, but that shit looks crazy.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Yeah, no, I've been doing a lot of cool shit lately. Just, and, you know, this is an outreach. It's just like, you know. Next up, we got to meet Travis Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Let's go down the whole chiefs lineup. Sure, sure. I want to meet Travis and Jason. We got LeBron coming. Travis and. And Jason. Oh, one of the best centers of all.
Starting point is 00:59:14 One of the best centers of all time. Of all time. Jason Kelsey. And he's a bird. See, I meet him. He's a fucking bird. Yeah. I mean.
Starting point is 00:59:22 We got Steph Curry coming next, right? No, we got to do. Kyrie got to be the next. Wait a second. Kyrie got to be the best. Yeah, we got to. I don't get hype for new age basketball player athletes and shit. When we watch Kyrie live, tell me he don't put on a show every time.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Oh, bro. The day that I missed my, my girls went to go see when he hit that buzzer beater. And they were like right there. They got smoke game one. We need them to win tonight. That's a must win tonight, by the way. Yeah, must win. Come back here, 1-1.
Starting point is 00:59:51 I think I'm going to the game. What's this thing? I think AG is going to go to that. You know if Sinatra's also going on to that? You've sent me up about it. Really? I might have to link with Sinatra. To what?
Starting point is 01:00:00 To the game, game three. I mean, are we getting a sweet for me? Listen, I put something in the thread. No one replied. Therefore, I know that I don't. If plans get canceled, you know, I'm like. Wait, I'm actually, wait, 100%. I'm down.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Because if we get like, how many people would we need to like get the suite? I mean, obviously we can all. 10 minimum. Huh? 10 minimum. I saw the lowest starting price. 10K for the. Yeah, so a thousand each to go to a fucking playoff game?
Starting point is 01:00:30 I'm down for a band. I feel like that's like. I'm good for three because I'm bringing live in Jude, of course. Oh, I bet. So we need seven. Yeah, seven. You can sneeze. So we got one here.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Another three. So we got four. AG He's just going by himself He's doing the math What you mean? Yeah, it's funny It is
Starting point is 01:00:54 I'll pay I got a thousand I know Bruce got it That thousand So three three We're at six I got a rack I pay
Starting point is 01:01:02 I'm good for a rock We're there We're good Wow we know that Pratt and shots You're gonna be They're there They are down too
Starting point is 01:01:08 Trust me We're definitely then We're in We're in We're autoing I mean If it's gonna be like that you know, live and Jude can find their way.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Jude likes to send the crowd anymore. I've already looked at it. Friday, it's after a two-match day of CDL, we should go Friday. Okay. I think game three is Friday and it's a two-matchy. I want to go to game three. All right, this Friday, no-brainer. Yeah, no-brainer Friday.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Handle, I'll take care of it, you guys fucking. Oh, my God. I'm so, that's so high. I'm going to game three. Guarantee. It's Friday, right? Guarantee. Yeah, I still got my.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Two match day. We're already going to be down here for the wild. We're getting up. We're done. Ladies and gentlemen, that's done. I'm going to the game right now. I'm not getting up. Wait, oh, you're just... I'm hoping it's 1-1. Like, yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:01:52 No, I mean, we did get our fucking asses beat, and I want to know why. We should have won that game. We bugging? Why didn't we? We got slams. It was bad. James Hardin was hooping. It's all good, though, like, because maybe it's just game one cheese, honestly.
Starting point is 01:02:06 I think every team that was at home won, like, a defendant home. There you go. Yo, sweet Friday. Mavs game? Maps game sweet? Yeah, sweet game three. You got a $1,000. $1,000 ticket.
Starting point is 01:02:16 You cool? Yeah, well, for a shot. Yeah, you said. I want four tickets, he says. Shotsie's so rich. Can we get five tickets? He's got four tickets. Get five gifts.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Yeah, anyway, you guys have any closing comments? I mean, obviously do tune in this weekend. We have the watch party as we usually do. Of course, on Friday, your boy is going to be the talking shit. So please do tune in. And we'll see you guys next week. Yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:43 You said.

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