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But I was like, yo, Pat, we got to throw together.
Like, that's what I said to him.
I was like, I got to catch so.
And I went up to it.
I was like, I want a 20-yard seam down the sideline into the end zone.
And he was like, bet.
Like, he's like, I think I'm calling it.
What's he like, yeah, I know that play.
I might call him off guard a little bit because he, you know, gamer.
Ladies and gents.
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That boy Matt Craig.
First of all, as usual and as per usual, we have my man money biscuit to my left.
We have the scumper jumper to my right.
And dashy.
Filling in for formal.
Because formal said, I'm going to do the same thing I did last podcast and just fucking sit there say five words and shit.
That's crazy.
To be fair, that guy has been grinding.
To be fair.
He needs to chill the fuck out with that grind
You know what I'm saying?
I told you
I told you that Ryan Garcia was gonna beat that ass
I told you we should have put
Did we put a thousand hours on it?
I don't remember.
Yo, did we or did we know?
I don't remember either.
I don't know.
Okay.
I don't know.
Is he acting crazy?
Because I heard I saw he put a fucking bet in on himself
and the odds in Vegas like went crazy.
Is he, is that why he's doing it?
So that was only looking at all the shit
like because I was going to bet.
Wait, did you see that Kenny clue?
Yeah.
He's like that Kenny clue.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What?
No, Margaret said.
Go ahead.
Ryan Gersay, if you're watching, I know that you're around Dallas now.
Once you come on the podcast, we want to ask you support.
We want to give you your thoughts, man.
We want to ask, what's up with you, man?
Congratulations also on the win.
I believed.
Oh, well, if we're inviting him on, you never mind, cut that, Matt, Craig.
Yeah, yeah.
Can't say, was he acting crazy?
And then I invite the motherfucker.
Oh, no, no.
No, no.
When you said he said, you said,
Is he acting crazy?
Like, you're literally, like, he's a great promoter.
That's all I got to say.
Right?
He was able to get in all the media outlets that he needed to by saying the, you know,
the shit that he was saying.
Well, I saw that he bet $2 million himself.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Then made like $6.
12.
Made 12.
Yeah, right there.
Two million on himself to defeat, to make 12.
Yeah, look, he's, he had a, so that means that he had a $50 million
payday.
I just made 50, yo.
But you're a lot of bet on yourself, even if it's to win.
You can know, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Only to win.
Only to win.
You can't bet yourself to lose.
Because that's match fixing at that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't, you can, you, uh, I think you shouldn't.
I mean, I'm not, I'm betting man.
I am, but I don't, like, regularly.
I don't think that you could do the spread either.
I think it's just like.
Just a win.
Yeah.
Win loss.
Yeah, I don't, see, that's the thing.
No, knockout was significantly less than the distant win.
Distance win was like plus 2,000.
So I'm assuming that's what.
If you, if you went to the decision?
Yeah.
The decision was a,
Bigger payout?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
See, right there.
See, that's the thing.
I don't know how it works.
Like, is it just like a win overall, like knockout?
I don't know how their bets on their end works.
But if it's just like us, yeah, I'm assuming that's what, I don't know.
That's pretty intense.
I don't know what he.
I mean, two to make 12?
Like he was that big of an underdog?
That's what I'm saying.
What, like six to one?
Well, because people thought he was fucking losing it.
So they, the odds makers were like, it's a no-brainer.
Yeah.
And then he comes out.
That's W marketing.
I mean, he had me fooled.
Yeah.
And I don't even watch that shit and he had me fooled.
But that's because all I see is probably the big clips on like Twitter and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I follow him and I get all his, you know, fights and shit fed to me on my for you page.
But yeah, no, that's cool.
Man, I knew.
I told you, man.
I told you because she was going to beat that ass.
She was crazy.
It was, I didn't watch it.
I woke up.
No, hell, I was sleeping.
That shit was crazy.
crazy the whole the whole the whole fight was dope oh hell yeah good he's just getting his
it was just like damn like when when could he stop him like when is he gonna finally go down
and be like i can't do this at all yeah yeah his face afterwards was which one ainie he got
actually he was getting fucked up he got chipped up bad bad but even like at the last front
ranger see he's just like tongue out fucking fucking with him hands behind his back he was taunting him
like who was doing that right yeah at one of the like i think it was
the last round maybe
his trainer
his trainer trains
like Errol Spence
a whole bunch of really good fighters
he won like training of the year
and shit he's super good
and he was telling him like
don't play with them
he was pointing at the judges
because like he was dancing
the shit like
the like motherfucker
the fight is still a little close
like on the score
like if you're going by punches
and you know who's trying to win
it's still a little close
but he was like telling him
don't play with them
yeah yeah not
we'll make you lose
on God
wait even that one ref
remember he like
he like tied it
it was 11 14 14 14
And then the next, like the next first were like 106,
101, like, you know what like?
Yeah.
And then there was like a seven.
Yeah, there was.
And then one rep just tied it.
And everyone's like, that shit.
That motherfucker how to bet on this shit.
All the comments are like, yeah, bro, that ref needs to be fired.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was actually suss.
I just don't know how people think that they can get away with anything in this day and age.
Even the actual ref.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, like the one in the ring.
Yeah.
I just saw it with the, with the Madrid game where they still.
a goal from them.
Like, bro, this whole thing is like,
people are like,
next one,
next one.
Oh, wait,
is that the clip that I saw
the goalie,
like,
own scoring on themselves?
I don't know,
but like the ball went in.
Oh,
no,
then it's not,
because there was one,
like,
I saw a clip and the goalie,
like,
chips it off the top of his foot.
It goes behind him,
and then he goes to get it
and he, like,
kicks it into his own goal.
Oh,
it looks so deliberate?
Yeah, it looked,
it looked crazy.
But, I mean,
at that speed,
you never know.
Like,
the ball's coming so much faster
than a slowed down Twitter clip.
It could be.
That's true.
Yeah, no, I obviously, you know,
watch what I could on that,
and the soccer one was crazy
because ever since, you know,
obviously we went,
I've been keeping up a little bit more
with my own team and, like, all that stuff.
Still, have you decided yet?
West Ham United?
No, I haven't.
I might wait to see who wins Champions League.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Glory hunt.
No, no, no.
Is that what they call it, glory hunting?
Yeah.
Yeah, my brother's good at that.
I mean, I'm completely kidding when I say that.
If you bandwagon a team and get dope from watching them win,
and then you're like, fuck yeah.
You're like, that's my fucking squad.
I will say, I will say, I was just in Miami.
I could already see the comments about the Eagles.
Yeah, dude, I was just in Miami,
and we went to an interim Miami game
to see the Messiah play again, obviously.
I've seen them score.
Now, I've seen the greatest football player of all time
in my opinion
I mean obviously my second favorite
well Ronald Dio will always be my favorite
just because the greatest in my opinion right
but Messi obviously
the undisputed
I should have went to that game
which one that you went to
the one that you got invited to
with front row fucking tickets that I bought for fucking people
he scored twice twice in regular one
in the penalties
oh at FC Dallas
yeah
yeah we fucked up
but it was just hot as fuck I still remember that night
it was hot as fuck yeah
he made it fucking hot or fucking kick
this harder. Like just, what?
Hold on, man.
What was that a pause?
That was no daddy.
No diddy. Well, anyway, he made the place hotter because he was fucking going off.
Yeah, double down.
He was all tripled down.
He was so hot.
Now, I'm kidding.
Well, it's a joke at this point.
Now that it's settled.
But anyway, we went out there and we saw a score.
That shit was crazy.
I will say something about that stadium, though.
That stadium was a little suss.
It was made of like beams and bars, man.
There was no stone anywhere.
There was no mortar.
No, no, it's Miami down in Miami.
Oh, the Miami.
Oh, their home place?
Yeah, CF.
We got to get a, we got messy in the building.
We got to get a renovation, no?
We got to get a $50 million stadium.
They added, they had some upgrades, but, you know, in the end.
And then it's like just picture bleachers, right?
With like, just like, picture the metal beam.
like not even beams tubes right and we could we we we got seats where we could and
it was like we climbed we climbed look that's not it Matt no no no no
if this shit collapses y'all fuck no dude I was I was I was sitting there next to
my daughter and I'm like this could be the end just especially when they started
doing this you're like here I'm stop and just picture thousands of people hidden
fucking like metal sheets it was like
And it's just, I was like this, I looked over at Liv and she's like, and I'm like,
did they have flags?
Oh, yeah.
They had flag.
They had their section the same way that.
To be fair, UV, UV had like a little bit of like more seats, like actually double the seats.
But when you were down there, it just seemed as big as that one.
The grass was pretty good.
It was not Huventous level grass, but they, I also don't think that.
Yeah, there it is.
Okay, so you see that middle part, Matt, the middle section?
Okay, go to the left.
Towards the square corner.
You see that the empty, empty corner.
Yeah, that got filled up and then the right corner.
That also, they added stuff there.
We were, let me see.
Okay, we were to the right, Matt.
Right, go up.
Go to the right?
More or more to the right.
Yeah, we were way the fuck up there.
And it's a climb, bro.
Right there it seems reasonable.
Like it's slanted.
When you're climbing it looks like it's like this.
Nah, you're tweaking.
That ain't that bad.
Oh, I wish you would.
Listen, my quads were burning by that time that I got up there.
I was like, it was hot out.
It was really, no, it wasn't hot.
It was really, really nice.
Yeah.
We got a lot on the field afterwards to take some couple of pictures.
It was pretty cool.
Very, very good experience.
Again, got to see my man score.
Say my man.
It's actually, my dad's, my dad's soccer player, not mine.
But yeah, it was a, it was a, it was enough.
Awesome, awesome experience.
Very, very cool to be there.
Well, you guys went to that Uventus shit.
Savini.
Yeah, that was insane.
Yeah.
That's a new, Bernaldo play for that team.
Yes, he did.
That was, they had a pen in, like, their museum.
They had the pen that he signed his contract with archived in the museum.
Yeah.
I mean, I actually pretty cool.
It's Ronaldo.
Did you touch the pet?
No, that's in the case.
That's like the Mona Lisa, bro.
That shit is behind glass.
Yeah.
Tempered glass.
That shit's going.
You are not touching that.
You'd have to pull some mission impossible hanging out to fucking
Dude, dude, dude, do you'd have to be on the ropes like fucking come down
Trying to touch that shit
You'd be risking at all just to touch that shit
But yeah, Juventis was sick
I mean it was
The atmosphere?
Dude, we've been on a roll, I feel like, we've been on a fucking roll
You've been on a roll?
Just like cool shit happening left in the mind
Yeah
We got to talk about
We gotta talk
We got it.
Dude, I didn't even realize it in the moment
But like he did that shit
And it was so casual
And it was so accurate
I didn't even think, I didn't even like think about it.
I went like this.
I was walking in my door watching the video and he threw it behind his back, right?
I'm like, I texted you, put the key in my door, went in my apartment and was like,
how did he do that?
Wait, yeah, there's a 20 yard job.
You're trying to close the door.
And he's just on the money.
Bro, he threw a spiral.
He hit me like literally right here.
And he's casual.
It was good, dog.
I didn't even have to move.
It was just boom.
Well, I met him before that.
Actually?
Like, yeah, we chopped it up for like.
That's actually that.
Yeah.
So like he was, so he was there.
with Oakley doing like a full
fucking like shoot. So like he was at
TCU Stadium in his full kit.
So like people were wondering they were like, why is he
fully kidded out? Because I was there for Oakley.
It was kind of like a last minute thing.
Felipe, my guy over at Oakley, he was like
yo, my home's going to be here.
I know he's a big cod gamer.
Come over, meet him.
We've been talking about it for a while just like getting
us in the same place and chopping it up.
So this was the perfect opportunity.
He was at TCU, which is like an hour and a half
away.
That's so fucking cool.
hour and a half Uber. I was probably there for like an hour.
Talk to him for maybe like 10 minutes.
Tossed the ball around with him.
Did a couple things for Oakley while I was there and that was really it.
Right there. That one. That's like, look, go back a little bit.
I want to go back a little bit and stop, stop, stop, pause to shit.
You're throwing the ball to him and he's in his full gear like it's like a game.
Oh yeah.
He makes him more cool.
You're like warming up Pat Mahomes right now.
Yeah.
Like he's about to go out like play the Super Bowl.
Listen.
I want to give Seth some fucking props out here because he didn't go out there and look like no
gamer dweeb. I want you to see. Yeah, you're passing.
I don't know, the passing's all right. And I told, I, I asked me. Yeah, I was, yeah, he said,
he said, he said, he said, you weren't even, you didn't hear that. You should have been like,
no, yeah, he did. He's, I respected. You got a nice throw out there. I will say it.
Game recognizing. I could tell. One of them's in the dirt, though, that didn't get shown.
Yeah, yeah, I threw one short. I could tell that you weren't throwing like full,
because we've thrown full, full, like, power before. So I know that you weren't throwing full.
but I want everybody to pay attention to Skump or Jumpers
like positioning
he threw the ball and Scump knew where he was gonna be
so he like sat there and waited for the ball to come
press play man and then watch this set
no look at that I think it was the one before that
I think that may have been this one or maybe
yeah it was bro is it like dimes when you're catching it
is it's like no there's no spit on it was beautiful
it was dimes tight like it's probably circling perfect
It's probably just like when you catch it's like this the easiest catch in my life.
It's probably going like literally in slow motion.
I think I threw that.
Yeah, that one was short.
Yeah, look this.
You couldn't see it.
Bro, that is crazy.
Bro, that is crazy.
The impact the ball made was was fucking crazy.
Accuracy, obviously, right?
Incredible.
Behind the back, that's fucking crazy.
Distance behind the back.
That's crazy.
But when they hit, that impact show the power behind it.
Bro, he might be him, bro.
Dude, that's actually crazy.
I mean, he is.
Yeah, he's here.
I told Seth, I'm like, you may have just taken.
you may have just been taking passes
from maybe what will end up being
the greatest quarterback of all time.
Fuck yeah.
Bro, he's like, that's insane.
And you're like the jersey?
Yeah, I got a jersey.
He's already in the goat debate.
Oh yeah.
And he's fucking like 26.
I mean, he went back to back.
Got to hang out one up.
I didn't bring up the Super Bowl where he beat my beloved birds.
You did?
Yeah, no, I didn't.
Oh, okay.
I was gonna, but there were a lot of Oakley people around.
I don't want to seem like an asshole.
But I think, I think of what I got to chuckle out of him.
Because I would have told him the whole story.
You had me stomping out of the state.
like fucking like an angry
look at the epic
stop that came up with so power man
that shit is crazy
you didn't need have to move
but not he was he was he was he was like
so we meet a decent amount of athletes
like
I mean very rarely do we meet one on
his level no no glaze but like
it's fucking mobs
very rarely do we meet one on his level
and he was so personable
it was like it was like when we were talking
was like no pause, just fluid, like, and he was cool.
He's a man.
He's a little cool.
A lot of fucking tank.
Bro, that's got to be one of the coolest moments ever.
I wish I would have taken some passes from Brett Farb.
Yeah, I fucked up.
I should have brought a...
Your jersey.
Yeah, I should have brought a jersey for him.
I didn't even think about it.
I didn't think they were going to give me, like, I didn't think they were going to
give me a jersey because, like, from what I got from, like, Bill, my guy.
He was like, yeah, you're going to go, maybe do some things with Oakley.
chop it up with him and that's really going to be it.
You're going to be there for like maybe an hour tops.
Because he was there all day.
He was there for like four hours doing shit.
And I came at the very end.
And, but yeah, I didn't even think about it.
I should have brought him something.
But we'll get him something through Felipe.
We'll get him.
The whole suite.
We got to get him.
Scum jersey, scumpt controllers.
Some optic controllers.
That's fine.
We've got to hook him the fuck up.
Yeah.
That's like shooting with LeBron.
Bro.
Yeah.
So.
When I went up to him like.
LeBron just dishing them layups and just shooting.
I'm like, what's happening?
Well, when I first went up to him, I like had it in my head.
I was like, yeah, I want to get to meet him, you know, talk to him for a little bit.
But I was like, yo, Pat, we got to throw together.
Like that's what I said to him.
I was like, I got to catch so.
And I went up to it.
I was like, I want a 20-yard seam down the sideline into the end zone.
And he was like, bet.
Like, no problem.
He's like, I think I'm going on it.
What are you?
What's he like, yeah, I know that play.
I might call him off guard a little bit because he, you know, gamer guy.
Fuck, no, right.
I would have, but I came in hot.
I was like, we got to throw.
That's so dope.
Well, if I could throw.
Yeah, I was like, we have to.
I got to catch some from, like, I got to catch.
Let it be known.
I've been drinking this same bottle of water for about a month now.
Yeah, that's the same one that you said that.
It's not.
It's closed.
And it's also fire.
And my, one last thing.
My brother was a quarterback
was a quarterback in high school
and he was pretty solid
so like obviously I sent a video to him
my brother was like how tight was he keeping it
and I mean there's no wobble
Big Jordan?
Yeah, no wobble.
It looks probably beautiful coming in the air.
Oh, there's no wobble.
It probably looks like it's coming in slow-mo.
Yeah, that's what I'm about to say.
On God, it's like, wait a second, that's what I'm about to say.
I mean, I don't, I, he wasn't,
he wasn't ripping him as hard as he could.
I can't imagine him ripping one.
Like, because they were
coming in pretty hard still
and he was probably throwing it like 50%.
What is that?
Like, is this 15 yards you say right now?
Not 10.
Yeah, that's like 15.
And then y'all backing up.
Yeah, I kept going.
I was like,
because you know it.
Yeah,
because you know it.
I mean,
that's how you do it, right?
Like you take,
you take fire back and you reach out.
I want to see it looks like coming out.
Bro, look at that thing.
It's such a beautiful.
Actually.
Like,
like,
no wonder,
like,
I don't even get any.
Bro,
it looks like a laser,
yeah.
The shit was dope.
I was buzzing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was great to meet him.
You know what he told me when I picked him up?
He's like, I almost didn't go.
He said, wait, can we talk about that?
No, no, we can't talk about that?
No, no, we can't talk about it.
But he almost didn't go.
Yeah, that shit was.
He's like, dude, this is my day off.
I had to go an hour and a half there, 45 minutes, an hour and a half.
I'm like, I'm not surprised.
Is he even a purpose bar?
Hit me right in the chest.
Imagine.
I didn't even, I didn't even react.
I, like, I was just so, like, mind blown of what was going on.
I didn't even react to that.
Behind the back.
Bro, perfect spiral right in the literally in his pocket.
It can't, like, bro, am I tweaked at this thing?
Because, like, imagine what's going through my head?
I'm like, what the fuck?
What kind of sim am I in right now?
I'm throwing 25 yards in my homes.
Look at the shit.
Look at the shit.
I was like, what the fuck?
And then he does this.
Perfect spiral.
Bro, am I bugging?
It's crazy.
It's really crazy.
That is crazy.
I'm telling you, if I do that, there's spin on it.
It's probably ended up like.
No glaze.
That's crazy to me because I just know what kind of arm strength that takes.
Oh, yeah.
That is insane.
Yeah, but also accuracy.
Like, you can have, you can throw that shit hard as fucking into the, like, third row.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm like, damn, I, like, good shit.
You got some power on this shit.
I couldn't even make it to him.
Like, towards the end, I couldn't, like, I would have to, like, really fucking get behind it to get it to him.
Like, right there, I skip it.
No, that's all good.
Wait, do you guys think that, like, quarterbacks?
I don't know, like, if it's everyone, but, like, they could throw, like, full field.
Is that possible?
No, they probably max out at, like, the really strong-armed ones.
Like Aaron Rogers.
70, 80 yards.
Holy shit.
I wonder what that looks like.
The greatest quarterback of all time, in my opinion, Mr. Brett Favre, second only,
okay, I'm talking about, Brady.
Well, Brady, of course, is the greatest world time.
But for me, Brett Farr, and as a Chicago Bears fan growing up,
liking Brett Favreve in the 90s, in the 97.
So for me in 1997, he did the quarterback challenge.
He threw 71 yards into the wind.
Can we see that?
Off of one foot.
I want to see what that looks like in the air.
71 yards.
one foot
back foot into the wind
that's nuts
beam why do I remember
I was like that's my fucking quarterback right there
before that was Joe Montana obviously
because my brother's like a huge Aaron Rodgers hand
and then like I remember there's this one clip
it was against the lions and that was the only thing
I saw that was close I was like is this even possible
but like it's a fucking bomb it's a
oh yeah it literally I'm not even joking
it actually almost touched like the the roof of the stadium
I swear to you know who's got an arm too
I swear to God play that shit
I'm telling you I'm like
there's literally a
video at 20 different camera angles.
Dr. Dispect also with an army, you saw him throw that shit.
He's slaying that.
Dude, the NFL ball?
Like, I haven't held one in forever.
Like, because when I used to throw, like, with my brother and I haven't thrown a football
in so long, it's like, we'd always use, we'd always use a college ball because he was
in, well, he was in high school about to, you know, looking at potentially playing
in college.
He didn't.
But yes, we were throwing college ball.
NFL ball, it's like fucking, it's thick.
It's big.
Yeah, it's huge.
It's thick, but isn't it a little bit like, like thinner than the college one?
The college one seems like more circular, but more mobile.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring them up.
Comparison.
NFL ball.
It felt big in the hands.
I was like, what the fuck?
It's like fatter.
It's like fatter.
Yeah, it's fatter.
Yeah, see that Wilson?
That Wilson ball right there, though the dark one, bottom left is my shit right there.
No, left.
You look how fat the NFL ball is.
Nah.
For me, for me, it always seemed like the, yeah, the, the, the, the one that goes up, go up,
Go up, go.
That, the, the brown one seems to me like it's fatter.
Like, it's got a, it's got a fatter circumference.
The preparation.
Of the balls.
How they make them?
No, like prepare them for the game.
Like put them in that mud and shit.
No, no, no.
Wash them and.
No.
Yeah, surreal.
Super cool.
Yeah, so cool, bro.
That was super cool, super cool.
It was a dope experience.
10 out of 10 would do again.
100%.
What is this?
Oh, it's the birds.
Is that, is that?
Folesy? This is the longest what?
Oh, completed pass, 64.1 yards.
Was that false? So like 64 yards is a bomb.
That is false.
That's far.
That is far. Is that the guy that won the...
Who else is in there? Who's number one?
Yeah, let's skip to number one.
I'm telling you. There's an Aaron Rogers one. That was insane, bro.
Can we just look? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just scroll to you find Aaron Rogers?
No, no, no.
Literally just type Aaron Rogers versus the lines. I'm telling you this video looks
The ball almost hit the roof.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, this shit looks insane.
It looks like it's a movie.
I'm telling you it's a movie passing.
Well, Matt brings that up.
Are you psyched about this one dashy versus 20, 20, 21?
Yeah, you got to be a little nervous.
No, no, no.
Well, me instead of it talking about this.
20 girls challing you.
They're going to be chalding you.
It's a one B1, though.
It's not just 20 of them.
No, they're going to be all.
They're going to be on the call waiting.
No, no.
They're all going to be.
They're all going to be in a.
Discord with all their face cams on
and it's going to be you.
That's how it works.
You're getting chowd, bro.
Good for you, dude.
And well, so, I mean, I don't know how Zinn's going to do it.
The means that are getting a suit too.
Yeah, of course.
Yes.
Or else it's not,
can I, see, who's taking you to get the suit?
Probably going to go to Zimba.
That's probably not a good idea.
Probably go with, like, some experience.
Yeah, let me, let me take you there.
Peak lapels.
Oh, oh, who's that?
That's the man right there.
I'm telling you, if there is,
wait, there's like a video that's, I think the NFL
Oh, yeah, that's Rogers.
It has all the camera angles.
Oh, my God.
Wow, if you're a Lions fan, you're so mad.
You're ninja.
You're so mad.
Like what?
You little shit.
All right, right.
Enough, enough.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, enough food.
Enough fool.
It's going to be 20 of them in a Discord.
You're going to be in there.
They're all going to be muted.
But they're just going to be sitting there.
You're just going to be looking at the screen.
So I got to use different, I got to use different game.
I can't be recycled.
No, well, you're not using game.
You're trying to see.
Yeah, they're using game.
Yeah, they're using game.
But what if?
You're the catch, bro.
This is on online, though?
On Discord?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
They're using game.
You just got to sift through the game and be like, which game do I like?
I'll be like, I'll be my homes.
They're going to have them.
I'll be just for Tyreek.
Yeah.
But in all series, as you're looking forward to it.
It's going to be a fun time.
Yeah.
It's going to be, no, it's for entertainment purposes only.
Yeah, right.
What if you, if love strikes.
No, you can't go into it like that.
No, no, you got to be.
Yeah, you got to.
No, that's cool, man.
I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope,
Spid strikes.
Be cool.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sure, I mean,
if I'm you, dude,
look for the,
look for the funniest one.
Someone that makes you laugh, man.
Someone I enjoy being in the call with, maybe.
Yeah, sure, man.
And don't be afraid to be like,
next.
No, yeah, that, but also,
but also.
That's crazy, but you're going to have to.
You're like the bachelor.
You're going to have to be like,
you don't get a rose.
I'm sorry.
You're going to have to break cards.
You're going to have to break cards.
And go into it with the fact
that some of these girls might be there for
the wrong reasons.
I mean, yeah.
Which is fine.
Which is completely fine.
Which is completely fine.
But you got to know that going in your life.
You got to sit through the bullshit.
You know, well.
I could read it.
I could read it.
Yes.
Well, just trying to prep him.
Well capitalized a successful young man like my man dashy there.
Care is not.
He'll put 25 in your account just because.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's move on.
Man.
He'll say.
Dude,
All right
No, no.
No, it's gonna be lit though
It's gonna be lit
Yeah, I'm excited
Wouldn't
Have like is everything all set up
Like,
Where's it gonna be?
Is it gonna be here
The watch party set up and shit?
That's what I thought.
I talked to James and then he was thinking
That he was gonna have it behind my shirt
He was gonna put black currents
Do I even say like the details
Or like do you think it doesn't matter?
No, I don't know
It's up to you,
It's your shit
But he was like he was like a blackout
He's gonna put like a table
Maybe light some candles
You know what I mean?
Love it.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I told them.
Means it.
I'm down.
I'm done.
I might as well get a free meal of it.
Steak.
Roads of potatoes.
You know.
And flour child fucking.
Yeah, just for things.
Good flower child.
Medium rare.
I'm like,
A5 Wagoon.
Gotta get the mac and cheese.
Yeah.
Got to.
We could definitely hit that.
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to be lit though.
No gray suits for you.
No gray, no brown.
I'd go, I'd go like a.
Light blue.
Navy blue.
Yeah, Navy.
Like a dark, like a dark midnight blue.
Swade jacket.
We got to get a bracelet maybe.
You got to get a,
You got to go get your first watch.
You got to go.
You got to go.
Heavy white with the accent.
You got to get your first watch.
I know where to go.
Listen, we can go to, like, my mayor, Roli.
I see a Rolex over there.
Right down the street.
No, no, well, that's the hex quarter.
That's the headquarters.
It's not even like a Rolex.
I got you.
I got you.
They're going to be like, no Rolex.
There's nothing but paperwork.
They definitely got Rolex.
So you want to sign some shit?
They definitely got them.
You want to cite some shit?
They got some.
They got some.
They got some.
They got some.
Not for sale, perhaps.
The people that work, on this place.
Yeah, yeah, on display.
Everyone has a price.
You can maybe buy one off one of the...
I like that timepiece, catch someone coming out.
Right, right?
Buy one off them.
Yeah.
Give me that.
Maybe scared the fuck out of him.
No, that's super, super exciting, man.
I'm excited to see what that goes down because it's been like, Zinnis's been talking about doing this thing for a long time.
And I told them, I'm like, yeah, I mean, you can either sit here and talk about or you can do it.
Well, I got it.
I'm like, you can just do it.
Put a date on it and do it.
And look, there's a date on it and he's doing it.
May 2 people.
You know, two people win here, man.
The three.
But Zinn, I don't know.
I'm streaming this shit.
I don't know if Zinn thinks he's a solo stream.
I'm streaming this mom.
Oh, no, yeah, 100%.
I don't know.
100%.
I don't know if Zinn was like trying to like,
I ain't doing this shit offline.
There ain't no way.
I'm getting this suit.
I mean, all these girls offline.
Yo, do you have our questions prepared?
No, that's Zin's job.
Oh, Zin's job.
I feel like Zinn's the host.
Okay, I'm gonna...
You don't have to do shit.
You just show up.
You should have some questions.
Like basics is like...
I'll have insurance questions.
On your pastime, do you watch nature documentaries and think that...
And do you think a fucking tiger or a shark is harder to beat?
By the way, I saw a picture of a fully jacked tiger, Siberian tiger.
Pick the shark.
Dude.
It's triceps.
It's triceps.
Look at it.
Look at him, Matt.
He picked the shark.
Why?
It would be easier time?
I saw it on Twitter this morning.
I was like,
I would not fuck with that cat.
Jesus.
Dude,
it's triceps are like fucking this big,
like huge.
How much so?
How much you think it weighs?
Oh my God.
Dude,
yeah,
that's the picture I saw.
Look at that thing's tricep.
What the fuck?
That thing is coming down
with razor sharp claws.
You're fuck.
That's going to be a slow death.
No,
no,
they instantly kill you.
Yeah,
listen.
They bite your neck and they run you up a tree.
Yeah.
They're fucking insane.
Look at that.
Look at that.
He said they're running your neck.
They bite your neck and they're running.
Like a rag doll.
They're running you up a tree.
They're muscular as fuck.
They got to.
They got to.
They got to.
Like that guy is not losing.
What a great way next to it though.
No,
because a shark and water,
like you can flip them over because there's no like weight.
Yeah.
Like that thing you are losing.
Yeah,
that thing is way too jroth.
As the shark comes out,
you ground by the fence,
except for the fact that the fence are like fucking seven feet behind his big
fucking mouth.
So I don't.
Listen,
you just got to time one.
Close your mouth.
One and it's nose right and you have a chance.
That thing, there's no way.
Nothing.
That thing is pretty fucking.
With no weapons, you are not beating that.
For the longest time in my head.
Shark, you have a slim chance.
That thing, you're beat.
Yo, bring up a...
I rather take the slim chance.
Yo, do the bobcat.
Bring up a bobcat.
For the longest time, I used to say, I'm like, a bobcat I think that we can fucking manage with.
And then Justin Rackley, Lake Fork guy, he's like, are you fucking kidding?
No, no, maybe not a bobcat.
A cougar.
Oh, yeah.
Even a cougar, like...
You're probably losing that.
Yeah, no, he's like, there's nothing that you can do because the cats right there,
cats by nature are just like insane athletes, right?
They're just like, they're majestic beast that move like, fuck that dude.
Unless that thing was eating.
I think Jaguars are pretty fucking fun.
I mean, yeah, you're not beating this.
Jaguars will fly into the water.
Dude, he said, he said that thing will climb on you and if it gets his hands behind you,
it's tearing your entire back, clothes, jackets, whatever you're wearing, all of it as it pulls
off of you.
it'll hug you and rip your shit off
and I was like, no, he's like, yeah, easy.
My cats fuck me up and they're this big.
Like if you get a claw the wrong way, you're fucked.
Like that thing, you are losing.
Yeah, there's no, look at that.
I just had to put an end to it because we've been talking,
we had a couple conversations.
And the tiger are a great one.
We even got the chat involved and they gave them a piece.
I mean, either way you're probably dead.
You're fucking.
Listen, I think you have a better chance.
Probably the tiger. Yeah.
It'll be quicker.
shark bite an arm off you're sitting there fucking
swimming in circles
just bleeding and you have no arm
you can't get away because you're swimming in circles right
you're only paddling once yeah
yeah that'd be crazy
yeah
I personally I personally
would go with the tiger I have some footing
there you know like I'll
Insta death I don't know after seeing it
Is it that fucking tiger with the triceps
I mean dude they're all built like that
You gotta pick the final one
They're all built like that.
That one just says good lighting, but they're all like that.
Who said good lighting?
That tiger had good lighting.
He's got catfish?
Maybe.
Trust.
You're losing.
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We have champs coming up and we're hosting
champs. I know there was a lot of people saying
and say, well, home court advantage
on that. All the
funny stuff aside,
we actually
had the
everybody has a chance to raise
their hand and say, we want to throw this.
So every team has the opportunity
to do this. When they
asked us, when they said
would you be willing to host champs,
my number one thing
said yes but it's got to be neutral so it's not it's not optic champs it's not uh you know it's not
called duty it's hosted by optic right because if people don't know we have a uh an events team
that's a separate business from it's a business under our business that runs that runs events they run
our events they run our halo events they run our call duty events and all that and then in the beginning
we said all right we'll take major uh this one or that one and they're like well what about it what if you guys
host champs and we said
cool and then mid
somewhere along the lines in the middle he's like
would you guys be willing to take a second major
and we said absolutely
we would absolutely take a second major
or we would take the major
and also host champs
not do champs but host champs
which other teams have the opportunity to
do okay
it is not our fault of the green wall
is so fucking goddamn strong and massive
it's not my it's not our fault no matter where we go
Oh, okay?
But, you know, the upcoming, the upcoming, which one is that?
The next event?
The next event is Toronto.
And then after that is the one that.
It was supposed to be in Carolina, but that's the one that one, that one, we said absolutely.
We said yes.
We said yes that we would take it.
Uh-oh.
That we would run it.
That's out the bag.
No, I mean, it's not even like that.
I don't know, I don't know what ended up happening.
but of course we you know when when my internal you know business team came to me and said
hey how do you feel about running or taking over an event that somebody may not be able to run
and I said abs so fucking looting and they're like what about this one it's like it's the one
right before champs and I was like it wouldn't matter because one will be the optic major
and the other one is going to be call of duty champs hosted by optic not optic champs as people
were pitching yeah people are painting it like that like people are saying optic champs which is not
Is it not?
No, it's hosted.
No, it's hosted.
No, it's hosted by us because.
But people are just automatically hosted, automatically hosted.
I mean, hosted by us.
It's our champs.
No, is it not.
Providing what they need, right?
Yeah, we're just offering a service, right?
We're lending them our base and.
No, not our space.
It's not our space.
Explain it better because Optic hosted champ seems like optic champs.
In my brain.
Well, it could have been enough.
Some wanted it to be Optic Champs.
And I'm like absolutely fucking not.
So it's Optic hosted champs, not Optic champs.
No, it's Call of Duty champs, Call of Duty champs hosted by Optic.
Okay.
Right?
We don't have anything to do with the scheduling.
We don't have anything to do.
Like everyone's going to have the same everything.
We're probably going to have to open the show and close the fucking show that's detrimental
to us in every single scenario.
I say it's always done.
We control none of that.
Right. We're just hosting where we have a business underneath us, right, that host
Eastport Stadium, right? You don't see them here. Do you ever see the production team here
or anything like that? Okay, exactly. So it's like that. We would have, we, long story short,
I made it a point because I knew that there was going to be people. They were going to be like,
oh, you know, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're finessing or it's biased
or what I like, all that shit. I'm like, I'm like, let's make sure that there's a delineation.
In fact, in fact, I'm going to put some tech.
on the screen right now.
Okay.
Receipts.
I'm gonna put some receipts in there where I clearly indicate that we shouldn't put an
Optic logo anywhere on there except for tiny little print that says hosted by Optic.
Just because I knew that there was going to be like some things around it.
But look, every other team out there had the same opportunity.
Every other team out there had.
And it's not like just like you don't pick who's going where, right?
At the beginning of the year, somebody is like who,
would like to host champs.
We always raise our hands, obviously,
and then some other people raise their hands.
But there are people that don't raise their fucking hands.
Still as a statue?
I actually also argued a little bit against Wallace being on the thing.
But I figure, you know what?
It's cool.
I like it.
It works.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Our champs?
Dude, I saw the fucking Wallace.
It's great.
What do you mean it works?
It's fucking great.
You just to wake up, drive over there?
Oh, well, sure.
But, I mean, look, when we went to Las Vegas, okay, Las Vegas, right?
At the time, Las Vegas Legion wasn't Las Vegas Legion, so it makes sense.
But we've had champs in Los Angeles.
No, no, Vegas was a thing last year.
They were Vegas.
And where did we?
Oh, yeah.
And Vegas.
So technically, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I don't understand is like, like the thieves technically, I mean, obviously.
It's just the fan base and people.
Yeah, that's the fan base is.
Just because it's a bigger fan base.
Yeah.
So it's a different, like, situation.
Exactly.
I don't really get that.
It's cool.
But L.A., you can make the argument.
You can make the argument that there's L.A.G.
and LAT, but L.A.G, let's be honest.
Those motherfuckers haven't even been in chance.
They don't know what champs.
They haven't been that chance.
This looks fucking lit.
This one's going to bring up.
The stage is in the middle.
It's like Valor.
We're like, you're like, you could turn around this crowd like everywhere.
Surve West, southeast.
Surrounded.
It's actually going to be lit.
Coincidentally, do you know where at this stadium?
You know who plays at this stadium?
Who?
You know who plays at this stadium?
Yeah, the sidekicks.
We fucking love it there
The Dallas sidekicks
My indoor soccer team
Really?
Yeah
Oh my God
Every time
Wait he wasn't there
No
He wasn't he wasn't supporting me
What's what's fan zone?
Is that like the
What's fan zone? Is that like the
What's fan zone
Is that like the
Yeah it's like floor
Like floor level
So they're gonna get turned there
Dude it's gonna be dope
So before before this
The last e-sports event
That was held there
Was between
Our at the time
Houston
Holy fuck
I can't believe
I just forgot
the Houston
outlaws
Holy shit I had a
brain fart
our Houston
outlaws played
against the
envy
fuel in this thing
so it was a very
good
it's a really
yeah
it's a dope
as stadium
yeah
they have
Disney on ice
there
you know Disney
don't fuck around
no it's
gonna be sick
this is like
it's a very
intimate venue
it's like
it's a big
venue but it feels
very like
yeah
it just feels
like close. It feels like everything is
happening so close to what's
actually happening. It's, yeah. Like if
everyone's quiet and you scream
let's go dash,
like everybody's going to hear you in the state. I think so.
So like it's going to be loud in there. It's not small
but like the way it's like angled
is like everyone's look at. Because I saw it fits
like 7K people and only that way. It's going to be nuts.
I'm down.
Holy fuck. Hell yeah, man. That shit.
It honestly might be like
one of the biggest, it might, it might
be deceiving and it might
be one of the biggest champs, but it's going to look
like on camera, if it fills out and sells out,
it's going to look like one of the biggest champs ever. Just because
of how the venue is.
It's going to look beautiful. It's to be nuts.
Yeah, look, for us it's cool. We get to
just show up, right? It's right down the street.
Oh, yeah. But, you know, it's like we've, we've traveled
everywhere. Everybody travels. It's not, it's not a
crazy. Look at that fan base, man. We love it.
A lot of them. They didn't have to travel the one fucking chance
they won, so.
Yeah.
Anyway, so super excited.
What about the big asses?
Wake up in bed.
The big one man.
I wake up in bed.
You know who wants that state?
I got a shirt.
I'm better get flower child.
I have a flow here.
You got flow.
They're like, what's the best spots?
I already know.
Oh, dude, you know what we should do.
This is what we're going to do ahead.
This is what we're going to do ahead of this.
Chick-fil-A.
Don't help him out.
Chick-fil-A.
We're going to do, we should do a, we should do a video.
We should do a video of going to like the best place.
to eat around this place.
Like tour people, like give them ideas before they get there so they can plan where
they're going to be at.
Yeah, so how come out?
Always down to Muck.
Yeah, DTM.
Wait, what, say?
Down to Muck.
That's pretty cool.
Well, let's talk about your matches over the weekend.
I mean, Serge, that match.
Bottom three.
That match we're not even going to really talk about.
Surge do look a little bit better, though.
I think everyone wants to hear about the Legion match.
What was going on out there?
not going to lie. Like those guys I think are, I think they're just playing for checkouts. So I think
their play style is the when con is basically to get us off our game. Dude, the Karachi was
nuts. That was one of the weirdest maps I've ever played in my life. Why? They weren't getting
in the hill. It's to be fair, honestly. It's very rarely as a spectator, you can watch a call
of duty map and be like, what the fuck are they doing? That map, the whole map, we were just sitting
there like, what is going on? You should see after we won the map, we're like, what the fuck just
just happened? We're like, that was the weirdest shit we ever played. We all said the same
shit. The amount of white time
and just them like, I mean
Kenny said he came on to the watch party after
he was like yeah, they would get a wave and then
recut instead of getting Hill. Yeah, the hill was
white. I'm like, what the fuck are we playing?
So like you're playing against us running
to the hill like, what fuck's going on? Are these guys
for real? And then you get cut but they're not in
the hill. It was so weird to watch. I'm like we're up
40 down like 20 kills.
They would like just say one of them would rotate
they go like for instance, what is it, P3?
They would go all the way to the back in camp
right? Bro. Kills will be going down and
down and down.
They got away.
They would just sit there.
They would move.
Bro, I'm telling you, there was one, I don't even know if I want to bring it up here,
but like, there was one play where they waited for that, right?
The hill's white.
This is already weird.
They get a clean wave.
The hills been white for 10 seconds.
One of them runs towards the time just cuts back to like into the back and just doesn't
go to it.
And then me and Aegee just run to the time.
We're like, what the fuck's going on?
Me and A.
The, uh, the high rise when they used the streak and all stayed still.
Bro.
They called in the streak and they tuck corners.
I'm like,
you gotta say motherfuckers be playing for their Katie.
That's just what it is.
Because like,
holy shit.
Like,
we're not even like trying to hide it anymore.
I mean,
I don't,
I don't,
I don't,
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,
why are they, why are they playing like this?
Dude, it's been, basically, it was, it was a really strange one.
And then it was S&D?
Was it high rise?
Was it high rise?
It was invasion.
It was invasion.
Yeah, it was invasion.
Even that was fucking odd.
Pred was fucking piecing them up.
It was 3-3 and then we're like, these guys aren't even fucking moving.
We don't have to move on defense.
Just wait.
They were just playing crosses.
They were playing scams.
They play like mid-tank, one on a bomb, one mid-tank, one dark.
Someone would get someone weak at mid-tank and they'd run from court or like right out of dark and just sprinted at whoever's mid-tank.
Like, would no fucking.
They just come right at you.
I'm like, what the fuck?
They double, remember said they were double watching dark?
Yeah, two people laying down looking dark.
They're playing checkouts.
Well, they had like one mid tank, like on the backside watching like towards A bomb.
And then the other guy Dark was like going back and forth.
But then they also had someone on B and they also had someone on A.
So it was just, it was a weird setup.
Yeah, it was a weird setup.
What I call them.
Checkout mains.
But yeah, you three owed them.
So good shit.
Yeah, it was a good week.
It was a good week.
At least we want, thank God we went on my birthday.
That would have been fucking Ains.
Imagine just getting three out by Seattle.
And like, happy birthday.
Seattle looks better.
No, they actually do.
Seattle looks a little bit better.
Ever since 04 is in, they do look better.
But you guys slam them too.
There were some close maps in that series.
Yeah, yeah, I think game one was close.
Game one and the certs were both close.
And then game three, I mean, I think they're three and 20 in control, so that wasn't close.
That game three and 20 is unacceptable.
Three and 20 is crazy.
They're three and 20 in control.
We got to get invasion in or something.
Just get a defense.
They can't get one.
Actually, they did get one.
They beat, who'd they beat New York?
Yeah, they beat New York in invasion.
I don't know what the fuck's happening, anyone.
But the top four remain the top four?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, like.
And right now I saw something on one of Rabs videos that, like, you guys are the only ones that are, what's up?
Is Faye's like all, like super fucking on top of shit right now or what?
I mean, yeah, I think there's a shitting on everyone.
But I swear when we play them, it's like, I swear, we're just like, it's just a 10 point.
It's like one gunfight away in every game mode.
Legit, every game mode.
But to be fair, to get credit to that, I mean, they're clutching up in them.
So, like, yeah.
I mean, Toronto, they played phase, obviously last match of the weekend, and they got dismal.
Oh, my God, they shit on Toronto.
They got dismantled.
That was bad.
But, yeah, I mean, all the phase series are like 10.8s.
They're kind of blowing out everybody.
I'm not going to lie.
Wait, wait, wait.
So, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No, but that, that score line, it was worse than that.
Like it was insane.
And I don't want to give phase too much gas, obviously, because we don't need, they don't need gas.
We need to.
Let's start shit talking them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, I'm thinking more of this between like this.
Well, we can't because they're doing this shit.
So it's like they look nuts.
But you guys also look nuts.
Yeah, yeah.
My question was more about them because of Scrappy and what's his name?
Droz.
Yeah, Droz.
Was there any exchange after that?
Well, there was.
And then honestly, after like,
they obviously got draws to the postgame interview.
And then he was just saying like,
you should probably stick to like talking shit to the bottom 14.
He's like,
I don't know.
I thought it was pretty funny.
Yeah, this is one of those series where like,
your draws and you beat them this bad,
it's like hard to talk shit.
He wasn't close.
This is like, it's so much more fun to talk shit.
If it's like a three two or like a three one and all the maps are close,
this is like.
Yeah, this is bad.
Like he was sitting there thinking about,
well, he's going to say the whole series.
because they were just getting rent.
The only thing
with New York looks scary
not scary as in good, like.
Yeah, NY's been struggling.
Yeah, they lost to fucking...
They lost to Seattle and Carolina
same weekend.
Whoa, I didn't know that.
I thought they only lost one of those two.
Oh, they lost three two to Carolina
and I think three one to NY.
And they got to play Faze.
Yeah.
And they play Faze and Toronto, I think.
Can you pull up NY's schedule,
please?
Yeah, I think it's, I think it's Faze and Toronto, actually.
So they have like,
they have a tough end of the schedule.
Have they even one to one yet?
They're only two, I think, just off the rip.
Wait, did you see the Carolina?
I don't think they won one.
I think they did.
Wait, did you watch the Carolina New York series, Bruce?
Carolina, New York series?
Not really.
Gwen broke the killer record.
No, because we were...
Faze Miami.
When broke the kill record?
Keep going down?
Wait, wait, wait, Maddie, you could go up and then at the top of right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's a glitch.
Right there.
Like, even close it out, he'll only be closed it out.
Three-piece.
A fly filter.
I got to see it.
Yeah, they got Faze in Toronto.
I think they're one and two right now.
Yeah, they gotta be one to because they only have four matches left.
What, when, what, which days do we play this weekend?
I have no idea.
I think we play my idea.
Huh? Just Sunday?
What the fuck?
The scheduling sucks.
We gotta say it.
This scheduling blows.
I mean, it's the five week split.
It is fucking horrible.
Oh my God.
Major four.
Make it stop.
Major four is, this is torture.
This is torture at this point.
We're playing once a week.
Major four is back to the goal.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Hold on.
Okay.
Major four.
Major four, yeah.
It's the, it's the, it's only four.
weeks are qualls so it'll be like you'll have three three weekends of two matches and only one of
one match okay which is better than this shit because we're ready with the first week we played phase
and then this last week we had two matches but like now this week we have only one one one
or something play Miami I think oh okay at least the other one we only had one match for it was phase so like
you know what I mean like at least it why the fuck does that say Texas optic yeah it's
yeah so we play Miami Boston we only play one Sunday yeah things don't get easy
easier for Boston.
Like, look, we only play once this weekend, once that, or actually twice next week,
and then once after, you know what I'm saying?
Like, these motherfuckers are just like.
Checking dope.
Checking dope.
Checking dope.
That's always been a big problem with CDL scheduling.
It's like these players, they put so much time and effort into their weekly practice,
and then they have one match to show it.
It's like, even at the majors, like.
You could be a completely different team by week five compared to week one in the calls.
Oh, yeah.
Completely.
Yo, how'd you like playing, um, I don't know, fucking random?
How'd you like playing in those Jordans?
I'm playing those every time.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
I was kind of like, I was kind of feeling my stuff in those.
I like that.
You're in flow?
You're in flow?
That's how it starts.
Yeah, that's good.
We need to get new Jordans though, new Jordan one specifically.
I don't like, like the other Jordans.
Like, they're nice, but like Jordan ones, those were Godlike.
I asked you.
You know what I mean?
I asked.
I knew you're in your bag when you were in the on those or in those on state.
So now I, I was like, I was like, I was like.
Yeah.
I asked, I asked, I asked your size because your birthday just came of,
I'm about to order you a pair right now.
Fresh.
Jordan wants.
I was going to go with something
like I like to gift these
I'm going to put this is like
gotta be the 15th time
that I pull these out.
I just bought I just bought
Pred these,
the blue ones though.
New balance?
Those are guaranteed.
They always smell fresh.
They always smell fresh.
They always smell fresh. My shit
don't stink. My nails are
clean, cut.
Wash my feet.
All that stuff.
Seth,
Bose and Zinn are getting
also new pairs by me
custom made by me.
Fuck.
No, I don't know, some Air Jordan ones.
For real?
All right.
I'll take them.
You'll be wearing them this Friday on the watch party.
I bet.
You could run in those.
Wait, you can't run in what?
Jordan ones.
No, the fuck you cannot.
And the Jordan ones, I had, it felt like.
No, the fuck you cannot.
No way.
Listen.
It ain't my first, like, I'll go with Kobe's over it if I was hoping.
Yeah.
Listen, that's another thing that makes Jordan the greatest of all time.
He played in them pieces of legendary.
One of the best silhouettes of all time, some people say.
But yeah, you're crazy.
Damn, he actually did.
Holy.
I imagine playing a full game in 11?
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, exactly.
Winning championships.
Oh, he had bad.
His pinky toe is.
No, no.
So got to be severely damaged.
Oh, my God.
He had no, he removed it.
He removed both of his pinkies.
No.
Dude, he went.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
LeBron would never cut his own body parts.
You guys talking out with Tyreek Hill, Cheetah, the fastest motherfucker on earth?
I took a shot with Cheetah.
Oh, you were like, what's with this ho-ass org?
Matt, who schedules, who goes on these things?
Nah, he was dope as fuck too.
Like, again, it's like you meet, you meet athletes.
Sometimes they're a little more quiet.
Like, he was super like about it, talkative.
Like, he was about it.
Yeah.
He was super cool.
I took a shot with Cheetah.
I could say that on stream.
And a celebrity shot at his beer pong game.
Did miss it, but no one caught it on CIO, thank God.
You didn't miss it or you?
Of course, I break that shit.
Like, you know how hard that is?
I mean, the table's longer, too.
It's actually bullshit.
Oh, you got to get some warm-ups.
You can't just go right.
Yeah, but it's a select shot.
Like, you have to just go one for one.
And then, like, I didn't miss by much to be fair.
I mean, that pick's insane.
I mean, let, yeah.
Go back to that last pick.
Can we edit out the shot collars?
Because that's such a good picture without the shock collars.
You can.
Can we AI out that shit
Yeah
A hundred percent
No that's so dope man
That had to have been
Such a good time
I wish I would have been a part of this fucking show
I wonder who makes these
Who schedules these things
Because nobody there besides
Maybe scumper jumper has a
You know
Bro if I was him
And I came into this
I would have been checked
The second man
If I was him
And came into some of these games
I would have been checked
Yeah
But he was all cool about it
He was just pointing to how cool he was to begin with.
Yeah, he was hella cool about it, but I would have been checked.
Dude, he's so fast as nicknames Cheetah.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
He's the real deal.
That's almost like, I'm going to lie.
Imagine, bro.
Like, you see, you seen him full sprint.
Bro, he's, I, I, I, yeah.
Look up how fast he runs a 40.
We need to see this shit.
Look it up, Matt.
It's insane.
He did a racer.
He, he, he raced, like, remember, um, I don't know exactly what I remember he was talking about.
D-K?
He did the, Maccalfe?
No.
Brinita did the...
This guy's a car.
He's moving.
He's a motherfucker's a car.
What's 4.29 convert to in Miles Brough?
Yeah.
He raced a black bear.
I'm kidding.
I've seen that.
What the bear goes through?
Man versus wild?
Yeah, what if the bear just like,
he just shocks to fight?
He just shocks the sprint.
He just, you see the bear running straight and he slowly starts fucking?
He's like, he just, yeah, he goes down.
Wait, what is this?
Oh.
Wait, yeah, let's see this.
Oh my God, how much fat?
No way, no way.
No way he's faster than you saying, well.
They ain't no way.
Bro, but he's faster than everybody else in there, it looks like.
Bro, he's second place.
He was.
He was at one point.
But, but like, he's basically an Olympic athlete.
Yeah.
Mofucka fast.
Yes.
My fucking cheetah.
Yes.
Look at this shit.
You don't need to make that full screen, man.
Um, thank you.
Oh my God.
Bro.
What the fuck, man.
So if you can find the video of him like running in place.
Like with those jump rooms on his leg?
You ever see that?
No.
Where he runs in place with a jump,
bro, that shit looks crazy.
Like a drill?
It's like a,
NFL drill,
but that shit looks crazy.
Yeah, no,
I've been doing a lot of cool shit lately.
Just,
and, you know,
this is an outreach.
It's just like, you know.
Next up,
we got to meet Travis Kelsey.
Let's go down the whole chiefs lineup.
Sure, sure.
I want to meet Travis and Jason.
We got LeBron coming.
Travis and.
And Jason.
Oh,
one of the best centers of all.
One of the best centers of all time.
Of all time.
Jason Kelsey.
And he's a bird.
See, I meet him.
He's a fucking bird.
Yeah.
I mean.
We got Steph Curry coming next, right?
No, we got to do.
Kyrie got to be the next.
Wait a second.
Kyrie got to be the best.
Yeah, we got to.
I don't get hype for new age basketball player athletes and shit.
When we watch Kyrie live, tell me he don't put on a show every time.
Oh, bro.
The day that I missed my, my girls went to go see when he hit that buzzer beater.
And they were like right there.
They got smoke game one.
We need them to win tonight.
That's a must win tonight, by the way.
Yeah, must win.
Come back here, 1-1.
I think I'm going to the game.
What's this thing?
I think AG is going to go to that.
You know if Sinatra's also going on to that?
You've sent me up about it.
Really?
I might have to link with Sinatra.
To what?
To the game, game three.
I mean, are we getting a sweet for me?
Listen, I put something in the thread.
No one replied.
Therefore, I know that I don't.
If plans get canceled, you know, I'm like.
Wait, I'm actually, wait, 100%.
I'm down.
Because if we get like, how many people would we need to like get the suite?
I mean, obviously we can all.
10 minimum.
Huh?
10 minimum.
I saw the lowest starting price.
10K for the.
Yeah, so a thousand each to go to a fucking playoff game?
I'm down for a band.
I feel like that's like.
I'm good for three because I'm bringing live in Jude, of course.
Oh, I bet.
So we need seven.
Yeah, seven.
You can sneeze.
So we got one here.
Another three.
So we got four.
AG
He's just going by himself
He's doing the math
What you mean?
Yeah, it's funny
It is
I'll pay
I got a thousand
I know Bruce got it
That thousand
So three three
We're at six
I got a rack
I pay
I'm good for a rock
We're there
We're good
Wow we know that
Pratt and shots
You're gonna be
They're there
They are down too
Trust me
We're definitely then
We're in
We're in
We're autoing
I mean
If it's gonna be like that
you know, live and Jude can find their way.
Jude likes to send the crowd anymore.
I've already looked at it.
Friday, it's after a two-match day of CDL, we should go Friday.
Okay.
I think game three is Friday and it's a two-matchy.
I want to go to game three.
All right, this Friday, no-brainer.
Yeah, no-brainer Friday.
Handle, I'll take care of it, you guys fucking.
Oh, my God.
I'm so, that's so high.
I'm going to game three.
Guarantee.
It's Friday, right?
Guarantee.
Yeah, I still got my.
Two match day.
We're already going to be down here for the wild.
We're getting up. We're done. Ladies and gentlemen, that's done.
I'm going to the game right now.
I'm not getting up.
Wait, oh, you're just...
I'm hoping it's 1-1.
Like, yeah, I know.
No, I mean, we did get our fucking asses beat, and I want to know why.
We should have won that game.
We bugging?
Why didn't we?
We got slams.
It was bad.
James Hardin was hooping.
It's all good, though, like, because maybe it's just game one cheese, honestly.
I think every team that was at home won, like, a defendant home.
There you go.
Yo, sweet Friday.
Mavs game?
Maps game sweet?
Yeah, sweet game three.
You got a $1,000.
$1,000 ticket.
You cool?
Yeah, well, for a shot.
Yeah, you said.
I want four tickets, he says.
Shotsie's so rich.
Can we get five tickets?
He's got four tickets.
Get five gifts.
Yeah, anyway, you guys have any closing comments?
I mean, obviously do tune in this weekend.
We have the watch party as we usually do.
Of course, on Friday, your boy is going to be the talking shit.
So please do tune in.
And we'll see you guys next week.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You said.
