OpTic Podcast - Shotzzy’s HUGE Announcement, CDL Denies New Team & The Gamer First Pitch | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 293

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

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free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. What does your day look like on the offseason? Like, what are you, what's your... Wake up. Yeah. Gym. Yeah.

After that, pickleball. And then after that, just fucking... Hanging out? Wait, one at a time, what's your gym? What? That is true. I've seen you. Yeah.

No, no, no. No. He's like... How do you know? Who says... Yeah. You hear sounds or what? He closes the door.

He never closes his door. What? Every time he closes his door, he's like, yeah. And then, he's like, no. You just never close your door, so I know if he closed it and something's going down. If I'm going to shower and I have my door open and you see me walk across, you don't care? No.

I bet, I got you. No, come on. I mean, actually, you know what? You're contaminating his brain. I'm in this song. This guy loves sticking his tongue out. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Optic Podcast, episode 293, here on the Optic Audio Network. Yeah, we have an audio network and an esports program.

One of the best. Why do they use the worst ones? Look at my face. But what is this? I've never, has this been a thing? No, I just, that's how we do it at Pine Park. And I'm like, man, we're falling behind. We only have a fucking sheet of paper, lazy ass.

Oh, yeah, we got, we just have like one sheet. We put this into Claude. Claude. Now, Riley, you did this? Riley just said, fuck a eye. Riley handles. Not me. I didn't say that.

Riley. Riley did. not Hector Rodriguez. Wait, so what do you mean at Pine Park? They like, I mean, for the viewers, usually we just, it's like a, basically a sheet of paper. And it just has top. Yeah, Hosephal's got like an entire program and shit.

Yeah, but now I'm looking at like a whole fucking program. Yeah. It says intro as he's doing the intro with all of our faces. Yeah. Yeah. And then once I said, let me introduce you to today's lineup. We got everything. My man, fucking optic maniac.

We have swoot. We have optic shots. And yours truly Mr. Optic Hacks. big optic hacks and this episode is brought to you by our friends who are a factor in rocket money and we'll tell you a little bit more about them later on the podcast

sorry for the hiccup house everyone's weekend did you guys wait I know you partied fucking weird this is exactly just for the record is this what you want no this is exactly what it looks like just on a sheet of paper this is just bigger for me to see

yeah I guess it makes sense I'm becoming blinder I don't know it's like when you see the slide switch to the next one I don't know if Riley Why don't you just flip through them all now So they can get a You see that?

No, there you go Riley's gonna include this on the pod Yeah, he should Yeah, of course It's just like I mean he won't or maybe I don't know

I see the slide change And it's just like And then you just start going off that Yeah for the record I was I was gonna need I don't need I used Claude for something now Is this a club?

Nah, not right Riley? He made it he Riley still in the Stone Age huh? Claude is AI. You never used AI? No, I have. What do you?

What are you? What are you? What are you? My thumbnails was, uh... Just a screenshot? A screenshot of a picture. I love that. What do you do?

You do? Yeah, he loves. Oh, you do AI. Bring up his thumbnails? Wait, really? I'll take a screenshot from my vlog, put it in the chat. And my go-to is just make this pop more for a YouTube thumbnail. And it just like, that's some shit that makes it more like a YouTube thumbnail.

Yeah. Sometimes your face will come out with all your fingers. Yeah. But you do just a picture of like, like, something in your video? I pay for it. Like, look at the top one that I just dropped. Yeah.

That's a decent, like a... Yeah. That one are there. I said, and I said, like, include this other picture, but make it sort of blend in in the top lap. Wait, that one doesn't even look like you. My last day did an optic content? Dude, you're fucking killing it, dude.

I'm so happy for you. Thanks, man. I told her I have a crush. No, you did it. I watched this video. You're pumped out. I get. My last day doing optic content.

No, it's not. Obviously, it was it. What it was for that week. Hex reacts to Merck drama. You didn't say a word about it. Yeah. Formal maniac, John Huntsman. We have to tell you something.

Oh my God, you're pregnant. Click on it. Click on it. No, I'm kidding. Road trip with Formone dashy. We were in the car for three years. Wait. Is that your girlfriend?

No, no. Oh, no. Right. Oh, freak. No. Well. Oh, goodness. Do it.

Do it. Do it. There it is. The signature. The fucking signature. The fucking signature stink your tongue out. You know what's crazy? See, that's a, those are one of the mannerists.

I did that, like, I did that too. Like, when you first started moving here, like, we were having it like, eh, fucking psychopath. Is that a sweet thing? Yeah, it's a fucking swoot psychopath thing. That's his signature move. He has his emote. It's my email.

Yo, huge congratulations to our brother in arms, Mr. Hitcheride. Yes. And of course, uh, uh, uh, Alexis. Alexis. Wait, what's, uh, the baby's in? We don't know yet. Oh, no one knows. No one knows.

Is that boy? Captain Price It's a boy It's a boy It's a boy Congrats man Congratulations to Hitch In his

Oh yeah I did In his bride to be Talked about a little On the fly cast It is Yeah look at that beautiful Family right there It better

I'm right Hey this is my milan Look at him It better what Better have red hair Yeah I'm gonna be pissed Factory new

Factory new neff What did fucking James say About me I saw ad optic mania Go up Go up go up Bob? Up, up, Bob.

Just one more up. Let's get him to Cabo without hit. What the hell, James? Let's take him to Cabo without hitch. Yeah, so you guys can be like, you look, we just adopted this baby. We're a couple. You and James holding hands on a baby and shit.

I want to be opposed. Do you guys do anything for Liberty? Now that you guys are roommates, I have so many questions. Because this guy walks in, shaking his tongue out. Yeah. And I'm like, you got to move out.

Wait, when did you officially moving? That's your or two days ago? The sixth. What did I pick you up? Sunday, Sunday the sixth. Is it just you two? Yeah.

And then the... Yo, before this, did you know him? I was gonna, I was gonna ask that. Mm. What do you mean? Like, I knew of him. No. So I knew of him too.

So y'all became pasty's fucking in the past two months. No, I mean, he is a good time, though. He's a funny kid. I'm trying to think. Literally the only reason is you. I mean, no, there's no, there's no, there's lower. Did y'all talk before Swutty drone optic?

Or Huntsman. Like talking, like, like, just like have a regular conversation? Yeah, like, we'll, yeah. Besides, oh, what's up, man, nice to see? Would y'all see each other at events, hang out, Sunday night? No, I don't think I've ever seen them at an event. I mean that, that's, yeah.

Yeah, at the after party at, uh. That's not the event. Well, technically, we're all there for an event. After party of what? After one of the events. When you went out, and then Donnie and the Halo guys were also there too. Remember, we took a picture. But, okay, so then did y'all know each other?

Or y'all, like. He has the worst fucking memory. It's apparent every single time he does a podcast Wait, wait, what event was that? Champs? I don't remember. No, it wasn't Champs. No, it was Paris.

You guys went out together on Paris, too. No, that, yeah, yeah, that. No, but I was already, like, you know, part of Huntsman. Yeah, we were part of Huntsman. Before that, yeah, bro, it was a thing. It was major. Well, you weren't funny enough, apparently because he doesn't remember. Bro, I mean, we've known, like, of each other, but like, we're going to hang out.

Well, I don't say we've known of each other. Obviously, everybody knows the shot man. Now, the weird thing is, I used to stream. He was telling the story to Turo, but... He was always in your chat. Oh, you went to Turo? No, no.

Well, I went with him because we came here, but he didn't cut me. Yeah, so basically, I used to stream right back then, and then, like, I remember he was... Well, someone paid me to play against this guy or some crazy shit. Cradle, man. He paid me like $100. I was like, all right, fuck it. I'll play.

Yo, you'll be losing on purpose. Why? No. Every single time you lose, you take a series. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just don't try. Because I just don't, like, I don't care. He just find it funny and shit.

Yeah. But basically I played this guy and then long short short like it was kind of just one of those like one me one I didn't really think much of it and then fast forward to like MW2 which is what like probably three years later He came my shot again. He was like yo I'm the guy that you won me one back then and then I was like oh that's you love blah that's cool and then And then basically long short like he joins a huntsman I'm like what the fuck you're looking at was you? Yeah I have a screen shot so uh Oh my God Next slide No, no, no, I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding

I got a screenshot of the score June 27, June 27, 2020 when he followed me because I'm a fan I was, oh, Shati, he followed me,

I screenshotted it and this was whenever he was on Empire he had 20,000 followers. Who did? Chauty. And then what happened? He joined up?

Yeah, he joined on. Hey, yo, thank God, by the way. This was in the empire. Yo, do you remember? Yeah, I was grinding, though.

You remember the first time we met? Oh, look. He invited him. Oh, my God. Dude, this guy has a... Dude, this guy's insane, dude. Stop, stop.

You see that shit? I want a t-shirt with the... With him, with his... Like, you know how, what is it? What a rock band is that? Kiss. Kiss. With the tongue out?

Is that the lips in the tongue? Yeah, yeah, the black. Yeah, we want that. Well, I don't want to. Wait, you say the first time I met you? Yeah. Oh my Jesus. Yeah, the first time I met you.

I guess, like, talk to you. was the alpha brain. Why were you surprised that I knew you? You're on time extreme. I was surprised. Yeah, why? You were on Tommy stream the whole, like, for a long time. Well, I just didn't know you were tapped in.

You were heart carrying. No, I'm kidding. Tommy, you know, you know. No, Tommy to go. Yeah, no, I didn't know you were tapped in like that. You watched channel. Dude, I watched literally everything. I know.

I was surprised when you saw my vlog. I was like, that was good, though, because I told him, I was like, hey, now you know, hex watches everything. So everything. So he, hey, and then this last video, they did really good. Yeah, this is when I first came across you.

No, no, no, no. He had the shite, bro, and I was like, I was like, fuck. Some blood shit. I knew immediately that I'm like, fuck, man, he's good, he's good. He's good. You got a dog, right? Yeah, Jackie, yeah. Are you a head leaner?

I guess, yeah. I'm not, you know, I shade my eyebrows for my sub-a-thon. Did you guys know that? Uh-uh. I literally, if you go to my Twitter, go to my media, you scroll down. Hey, I'm always been afraid. I had, I literally had no, I did it for 700 sobs. Look up Bushy mine.

700 subs, I shame my eyebrows. Your eyebrows. Yeah, you can't really see mine. Oh, you're losing it, bro. No, what the fuck? That should don't work on me, baby. You know, I got that thickness. Everywhere.

Every. All right. One thing you were blessed with, it is, well, it is that thickness. That's right. All right. Wait, where's your eyebrows? Make this a thumbnail. Like, I dyed my hair.

Yeah, don't do that. I need this scent to me. If you keeps growing, you could You could find I'm back Don't ever use Jordan To say that you're back My please

No, no, not that Is that me on the right right here? Wait, No, you're going way too far Oh yeah We're gonna find some shit That we shouldn't be finding Where is it at?

Bro, I swore I shaved my eye on Is that a cold plunge? It was a hot tub Yeah, bro, I don't know Anyway, I knew you because of the shi-see And you had a dog And I was like Oh, go up to the right?

Right there. What is that? Whoa. What the hell? Page, middle seats. Middle seats. 11. Nothing.

Go. Keep going to get out of here. How do you even have that? I'm sanctioned, boy. I'm sanction around here. I got ties everywhere. Yeah, we like, like we're on tar. That's fire.

Let's go. I got me with my blick next to that. Hey, that's the one I want you to, if you want, to spray it. Where is it? Did you bring your blick? No, I didn't. I'm scared to bring it on the plane. Or like, I'm not on the plane, but like, you know, I'm scared to bring it to an airport.

Why? It's literally the United States of America. I know. I know. I just don't know the process. So, like, I know, obviously. You might unload it. I'd be, obviously unloaded, everything, you know, separate.

Well, dude, just ask Chad GBT what you need. It'll, it'll have to you. I'm just going to, like, I'm later you're going to have it. They're going to like, you know, because it's a gun and they're going to just tweak out on me. Yeah. Don't walk insane. I have a gun. Okay.

That's not a declaration. A declaration is like, here's my documents, okay? I don't have documents, though. They're perfectly registered under my name, but they didn't give me a paper. No, well, you can print the paper. Listen. They didn't give me. Did they give a movie?

Let's just get a new blicky. You're good. What's your doing? Texas is really linear. I could just go in and buy one, right? You can, yeah. Hell yeah. Because I should have gun today.

I'm down. For the vlog? Gun vlog. There's a gun range literally right. I want to go to a gun. You've been wanting to fly. Three minutes. Not.

But you got to be serious. I mean, no, you got to be serious about the situation. You can't. No, no,

it's different when I'm in the desert messing around. No, I mean, dead ass. Like, I actually, you flagged your cameraman

like five times in that video. Flagged him? Yeah, like he pointed to. No, no. I have gun safety.

Accidentally. I have gun safety. No, all right, guys. So today. No, no,

I have guns safety. His fingers is right there. He's like, there's something wrong with this rifle. But, uh, you know,

anyway, Anyway, so what do we do Labor Day? Now that you guys are roommates, you partied, nothing? No, just pickleball. Wait, when was Labor Day? I'm in Brahma? I'm gonna keep it 100. Like, I don't even know what the fuck Labor Day is.

Maybe, maybe I just, yeah, I mean, shout out the people back then. Shout to people that worked hard, you know, that worked hard. Thank you. Well, I wasn't talking to you. I was just looking at you when I said that. We thank you. I know, I know that you know that I, you know, it doesn't even matter. I know that you don't work.

I know. That's all I know. You play video games, dude. Yeah, we just played pickleball. Yo, let me get an invite for the next one Is it really that you guys don't invite me Because you guys know that I fucking crush Bro, we go at like, I didn't even know you go

Like every day Where? We go indoor. How far? From here? Yeah. Probably like 25 maybe. Do you rent to court? Because I got an aura ring now.

I have a membership. What is that? An aura ring? It gives you aura? What, wait, hold on you make fun of me, but you have an oar ring? Wait, you have a wedding ring? You have an o'er ring? Oh, that's a wedding?

Wait, it looks just like mine. Look who? Oh, that's you heck. Dude, I was terrible. Look how fresh. You're not gonna lie. I was pretty bad.

Wait, you guys had a pickleball tournament? I'm jealous. I was so bad. I was so bad. When was this? Wait, is this my highlight, Riley or no?

Oh, okay. Wait, wait, when was this? This one. This one, this one, this one. This is so long ago. Bro, look who my teammate was. Bro, I'm actually jealous.

I remember I play with Zini. He would like stand in the front. I was just standing in the bag and no hits. We did the same thing, right? Okay, Jordan. Hold on. Now, you look fly, actor. I'm not even sure.

You look good. You look like that fit. Dude, I literally fucking crushed it. You literally. Who won this tournament? It's 4 to 0. Tush and. Tush and.

Yeah. Bro. Oh, I'm still. Can we do another one? James. Tush thinks he's athletic. The meatballs. Like, bro, I'm pretty sure people enjoy this shit.

Did they not? Yeah, and I had fun. I had fun. Oh, yeah, look. My hair without a buskin. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

Oh. on the left. Oh, dude. Play, play, play. That's when you were running, too. Look at your running shoes. The A6? Or what of those?

You look mid, but it's not because of your hair. It's because of, like, your body and your jeans. Yeah, you're right. But you definitely are fat. You look good now. So, like, you look good like that hair. Yeah. Yeah.

We'll see. I'm trying to get him to grow out his hair. Oh, shit, Prad. Fucking dashy. Yo, Prad's shit was fucking running away from him, dude. Yeah, anyway. Yeah, yo, let me know. I'm serious.

I got my paddle ready, everything. Every, yeah. I got, uh, pickleball shoes also. You did? I got some, too. You know, it's fucked up. Last time I played pickleball, we played with Micah Parsons right up, up the street. It was, yeah, it was, uh, I think, what's his name?

Uh, Iceman Isaac was there, Teepee. Yeah, Tee's a fuck. God damn so good. Anyway, the day after is when my. Oh, my foot fucked. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. For a long time. You guys play Michael Parsons? That's actually, that's cool. Well, I mean, Seth's teammate, you know what I'm saying? Those Seths connect. What did you do? Partied?

You know what I did. No, I don't. Nothing ran? Cut preparing for the marathon, keeping the promises that we said that we would keep to ourselves, to ourselves. I respect it. The first pitch. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I know what I kind of want to do? It sounds psychotic, but like, I want to. Ultra marathon? No, I just want to run a marathon and see if I could do it. Like, just. You can. No training. No training.

I mean, you can probably do it. Like, just complete 26.1.2 miles. You're just going to be fucked. I'll probably be dead. Like, your body's going to be shutting down. Like, literally dead. Well, it's just like you're just going to be injured. Oh, that's cool that they let you throw it from that close to the...

This is where y'all throw it from. No. Go back to me and Seth. Go back to me and Seth. Well, let's see this pitch. This is where Seth throw it from. Yeah. Yeah.

You do it from the plate, though? Yeah. Well, they told me don't stand on the rubber. Yeah. No. No. the way behind that. I was lined up with the...

Did they win this game? No, they tied, right? Oh, they went to X-R-D? They lost. They lost. Can you even tie in baseball? I don't know. You could?

And the regular season, right? Only in regular season, right? What the? Bless you. Oh. I just burped right there. What's right? Look, nothing that way.

Oh, look at where I'm at. Look at where I'm at. Comparison to Seth. Damn. Yeah, you actually, and then he did a car with? He did a car with? Oh, you got playing that shit. He's, no, Seth's gut was hanging out.

Mine, mine for sure was. No, look at says. Bo, what the flip? Whole tits out. What the fuck? One hint. They probably were like, what the fuck. The players, like, stop.

The thing is, the thing is, like, Seth's like, I'm going to do a flip after. I was like, all right. So I fucking did it with him. Damn. So, y'all can handle that by yourselves? You needed each other up there? I went up there by myself. The lights were wrong.

The following year? Seth, Seth, you. Yeah. No, it was cool, though. It was a cool experience. Were you nervous? I was like, uh, I remember even waking up that morning. I was like, fuck. I just felt like, I was like, I haven't thrown, I mean, we played softball, but it's like, I mean, I guess I threw the softball a little bit, but like

before that, like my shoulder's always been fucked up. I was like when the lights are on, cameras on, out there in front of everyone. I'm like, this could be something. Did you take a shot to like, Eza. No, they didn't have, I fucking got there and they didn't have shit for me. Got there, met up with the girl. It's like me, James Bose. He had to leave that in the story.

Girl took us to like the back tunnel. I planned on getting there, taking shots, like, and then just like, then I don't care. Break it. But got there and she took us to like the back tunnel and ended up giving me a baseball. She was like, you can throw it against this wall if you like went to warm up. Did they do that for you? No, they didn't. What the fuck?

No, she was like, sometimes people throwing the first. pitch, like they'll just throw it at this wall right here. It's probably like from here to that wall over there. What? So they gave me a baseball and after like throwing it a few times, I was like, all right, this is fucking easy. I'm throwing a baseball who like, who cares really. Yeah.

But no, they didn't have water for me. Fucking no alcohol. Like I plan on getting there and just. They didn't have alcohol for you? That's what I'm saying. Oh my. Like the back tunnels. There's nothing really there.

But it's like I showed up thinking I'm taking shots outsters. Wait, why? Why did you think? Just loosen up a little bit. No, but why did you think? that that's what they were going to give you shots. Oh, you were going to go buy your own shot. Well, I thought there would just be like a lounge or something.

No. Like, I thought we'd be like waiting in a lounge, but you're just in a back tunnel with like nothing. Yeah. But anyways, went out there and it was cool. I tried to like, I tried to take it all in as like once I'm like little kid shit. Because it's like you used to watch MLB games, NBA, NFL, all that stuff. And it'd be like, damn, that'd be like cool as fuck. Like, what's it like being out there?

Yeah. So I tried to like just walk out there, embrace it, enjoy it. whatever happens happens but just look around sort of just appreciate where I'm at and then yeah didn't choke so that's good that's good it's fucking good that's very good coulda went bad

as long as he didn't choke you're good well you did good when you throughout there were you nervous you're in front of people like that all the time performing and shit literally just a little I mean yeah I did exactly what you did the only issue about me bro I just hate my memory because I don't even like Like literally the way that you like worded it is like how I was like that as well.

You're walking through it like yeah. But me thinking about like me thinking about it right now, I can't even remember like how it felt. You know what I don't know. I'm gonna hold on to this forever. No, in like a year. I still have the baseball though. Oh yeah, I should do. Wait, wait, do you still have the baseball?

You kept there. Yes. I see I still have my car. He kept it but it's in the car. It's like literally in the car. It's not the same backseat somewhere. There he is. I'm gonna keep that shit though.

I'm gonna frame it. I do it like, bro, my throw looks so and unathletic. Let me see. That's what I thought about my throw. Yeah, it is. And I was right down the middle, though. You're like this.

What I tell you is you're gonna extend your shoulder and whip. Ah! Ah! You see this, Nick? They're getting old on us, bro. They can't stay young like us, man. Colie?

Well, 23. I just turned 23. Michael Jowden What the fuck is this? Oh Oh Yeah like right there's a good throw Oh my god

Yo Cory Dunn legend What the fuck was this? I met that guy That guy Literally I'm telling you I'm a dark bro Where was I had Optic holiday hang out?

Yeah She's my line He's like what the fuck Yo How come we don't do any of this shit anymore bro? We used to have beer league We used to have like

What happened to Optic? What happened? What happened? What happened? Bro, let's do stuff. Shut the fuck up. What are you? What happened?

Yo, you're the best instigator. I love it. All right, listen. I just don't want to hear people say, I don't want to show up. Bro, let's a little. No, not you guys. I love this shoe.

I'm fucking everywhere. I'm, yeah, because you're vlogging now. We should do it. Wait, why haven't we ever done a basketball game? Everyone loves basketball. You know why. We wouldn't make it up and down that fucking. Huh?

No, it's because it'd be on fair. It hurts. Oh, I thought you're talking about because of injury. Well, yeah, the players can't play. But it's, no, but it's better to do it here in the off season because if they jam their finger, they'll have time to. Don't fucking even say that. Well, knock on wood. But I'm saying that's your, that's why, like, we wouldn't. But I'm saying, if it happens in the off season, knock on wood, they'll have time, they'll have time to readjust. But they say it all the time. Yo, you know what it's been time with your players,

but like, have you guys ever thought about doing like, like, you know how we did that Steve Harvey shit? Like, not being live streamed and then also recorded them YouTube. See, bro, you, you're, you, you, you. That's a good idea, bro. That's a good idea, bro. I just started thinking. Hey, he came. No, I'm serious, though.

Like, what would be the downside of that? And the only reason I even thought of that is because I would just think, like, you were going to do that for the game chat podcast? So, so let's go live for 30 minutes and then boom. It would be like an hour or no. Even if it was like an hour. It's not worth it? I don't think so.

Well, I also look at like sometimes people say fucked up shit. People were also miced up. How would the audio work? This I told I've been telling them There's times where it's like you stop and you're like Alright we need to cut that We did a flycast the other day It hits it some crazy shit

Well whoa well what needs to be cut I can tell you after this foot But I think if everyone knows it's live stream Everyone's just a risk It's just a risk No no no it's fine It's like trust I've thought about it all Believe me

Believe me What does your day look like on the off season Like what are you What's your wake up Yeah Jim After that pickleball and then after that

just fucking hanging out like one at a time what's your gym what? That is true I've seen you yeah

no no no I actually no how do you know who says yeah this guy he closes the door

he never closes his door every time he closes his door he's like yeah and then you hear that you just never close your door so I know he closed it and something's going down

if I'm going to shower and I have my door open and you see me walk across you don't care I bet I got you No, come on I mean actually You know what

I don't even Do you play the beta I saw you I played the first I slammed you Yeah you know First of all I played the first two hours

You can go look at my live stream I was not having The best fucking time Okay I was not having the best fucking time All right first of all But once I got back And my brain

Connected to my soldier's brain Basically when you took another rip No I'm on a tea break right now Actually why Oh, you had a panic attack. No, I wish. No, I haven't had panic attacks off of weed in like a year.

And you hope to have them. Yes. Because you're getting lazy. Is that it? Yes. Huh? You're getting lazy? You think?

No, I'm just smoking too much. I don't understand how, though. If I'm like, I went from smoking like joints, like several joints a day to now like three bong rips a day. The bong rips hit you, though. You smoke a joint, it's like, I feel like it's not really a different high, but like a bonger. Bro, you're, you're a dude. If I had that garage, oh my God.

What? Would you just like. No, no, no. Just chill. Because I've been in the garage only once, and it'll just be a vibe. Like, put in that, like a, yo, can we, uh, you should host something like an NFL, like Sunday. Done. In that garage.

Absolutely. I mean, uh, done. I think Seth wants us to come to his house this weekend for a pool party. Fuck. We're doing. Very. We're still doing the garage. All right.

It's too hot to be. A different weekend. We're doing the Eldon Ring thing. Yeah, we're doing it. You guys don't even know, but we're doing like a co-thing. We're like-hook-hull stream. A co-stream. And we're, we've never played out in the ring.

So we have no idea, but we're gonna be streaming it. 24-7? Co-op-op-modded. We're gonna sleep on stream. We're gonna do everything on stream. And we're gonna try to beat it. Like, we can't end the stream until we beat the end. You guys want me to pull up with like some tacos and shit?

I'm gonna have my mom make you guys food. Yeah, I love that. We, honestly, yeah. I was asking him too. What was I going to do for food? Oh, dude, Mom just had foot surgeries. I mean, knee reenhanagement surgery. What does that mean?

Like, her cartilage around her knee. Like, my mom's had, like, a bunch of surgeries. I think I have that. I'm not even trying to. No, I don't have that. You have what? You haven't had knee recalift for surgery. Well, no, I have something to run.

Oh, you said you. Yeah. The last two months, like, my knees. What, it cracks? It, well, it just feels off. Like, it feels like. Okay, we'll go get an MRI or a CT scan. Does it?

Do you have insurance through the company? Of course. And we don't keep price pool money. Do you have insurance for you? Just have a pain and shit yourself. Wait, do you have insurance? In fact, when we win championships outside of the country, we lose around $100,000. Okay.

Oh, why? Yeah, because we don't keep any of it. You don't keep them? No, and the money goes to the org. And then from the org, it goes to the players. But you are the org. Yeah. We pay taxes on that money.

And we don't keep any of it. Oh. There's a way around that. Wait, do you, do you? I actually have a question. Like, we don't have to get too much. into it. But I was thinking, because obviously, like, when you're dealing with, you know, making, you know, a lot more money and, you know, the seven-figure range, all that, like, do you pay a lot of

taxes? Or, like, you learn that- Well, kind of question, dude. Because a lot of those people, they learn, like, so they don't have to pay a lot of taxes. They just, I'll tell them real quick. Let me know. Hey, let me know. Hey, listen, if it's on the vlog, it's work. Yeah, but you still have to pay for it. Though, it doesn't mean it's free. But it's still, who said it was free? And you can write it off. Yeah, but it. Okay, listen, how about this? You just got to Do what I did, right, because I'm not an educated person. I didn't go to anything beyond fucking one semester of college. Okay.

At Harper College in Palatine, Illinois. I sat there and I said, not for me. I'm out. Anyway, do what I did. Hire a tax professional. I would actually pay the amount that you would need. I still have my same tax lawyer from 2010 is still my personal lawyer today. Mr. Andrew Gordon.

Shout out to him. My mom. Cryptal specialist. She does taxes? Yeah, she does my thing. Really? Yeah. I swear to God.

She helped me? She's got skills. Because I'm making it a little bit. She's got a skill. She can help me? Because I need to do my taxes this year because this year, you know, I'm going to make a little, I'm going to make a little bit more. We can get dinner tonight and talk about business and this a rideoff, right? Right.

Yeah. You're off the dinner. We could go get like, cool 500. Like when you guys pay me. Like drinks, you know, maybe invite people. Talk about business. All right. Listen.

I am coming. When does it start? Let's tell everybody what the deal is. I think tomorrow wins it. The goal is for it to start tomorrow. When does this? I'm going to be honest.

Riley? Right. Tomorrow? Oh, perfect. They're live right now. Stop the podcast. But I don't think, like, I'm just going to be honest.

I don't think they're going to do it that fast. That's my, I don't think so. Wait, who? Matt, James and Blake. Bro. No, my setup, like, we have to take everything out. Like, it's a lot of things.

It's a lot of things. It's a lot of things. No, no, I can send. people over to help, I think. If you guys need help. Well, it's just going to be a lot. I'm not lifting a finger. He's a good. You're being like a female right now.

We're good. What does that mean? They were overthinkers? Yeah. And that's nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong with that. That's just how they were naturally scientifically made. And we love them for that.

I had the PC in the back of the car. And he was like, bro, like, are you sure we shouldn't like protect it and shit? I'm like, bro. No, no, this guys are more. No, I would do that. Wait, what are we talking about? What were you going to say? Finish it?

Wait, why don't you want to finish that? Well, because we, because we, we, oh my, hey, let me talk. Yeah, no, no. Let him talk. You want to say it. Yeah, yeah. I want to say it. No, I want to say it.

And then you can just say whatever the fucking. Yeah, right. All right. I give you permission. Hey, hey, hey, you better watch your fucking mouth, dude. That's the captain right? We called you, uh, right? About the PC.

So then like, James let him borrow a PC. So we put the PC. Oh, the heck they let them borrow. It's all good. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, so we put the PC in the back of the car and then we put the monitors like just next to them and then Soudy was like, yo like are you sure that like it's not going to break like I'm going to have to pay for it if like they break and he's like and then I was like I got you and like if it breaks I will literally pay for it and he's like are you like are you sure like I hate one people asking me if I'm sure like I'm good to fuck by what I'm like are you sure like I'm like I'm like you're being a girl he's like I'm just I'll get it you got it and then and then yeah that's kind of interesting.

I guess we happened the first turn that we did right here when we turned left. Exactly. But it was fine. It didn't break. I knew it was going to break, man. Safety first. Thank you. He's like,

he's just, he's not, you know, he doesn't know how it feels like, just going to make things. Dude, just put a t-shirt in between them and you're good. Yeah.

I'm going to have a t-shirt. It's because Nick, he's not humble like me and you, you know, he doesn't know how it feels like, like, exactly. Like, like, hey,

where am I get this money to pay for his martyr? Like him, like, you're just up in the United States of America. But I said I got you though. Like if it broke, I literally would have like, oh, let's go to the best money. He actually said I'd give you $5,000 if it broke. So I was, because I knew it was like a rake. You're tickling him while he's driving.

You know, please drink is crazy. I just thought it's something funny. All right, so it starts today. Do you guys know around what time you guys are going to go live? Once they're done. That's, that's, that's a, they have a time like 8 p.m. they said. Oh, okay. That's good.

But once they're done, it's right. So you go straight to sleep then. Y'all are going to have bunk beds in the back? The whole, I mean, yo, ideally like, like, I mean, well, yo, how many bosses is it? Is it? Well, you've done Elder Ring? He's completed it.

I've done two Marathon, Elden Ring marathon streams. You guys are basically taking my entire idea. Okay. Because he, because he didn't think of anybody else. I don't know. I don't know if anyone else slept on stream. Everyone sleeps a fucking Kaisenade and fucking, the fuck we talk about. So, how many days did it take you?

I think the first, so there's Eldon Ring and then there's the Eldon Ring DLC. I think the Eldon. I think first Eldon Ring play-through, it took me like, maybe like five whole days. Okay. We could do it like four. I think I slept there four nights. I don't know.

You're playing like a co-op, like a co-op. Like, co-op's not a thing. It's like a modded thing. Yeah. So I don't know if it like makes it easier. I don't know if like the bosses are going to have double the hell. Possible completed it before Sunday. Yeah.

We want to watch football on something. Just put a pause on the stream. Nah, no, no, no. So what Wednesday, Thursday? 207 bosses. What? Yeah, but that's not, you only need to, you're going to be going, just, you're going to be following the bat of the main bosses. You're going to be freaking bosses.

Like, 165. Oh, don't cost. There's a whole bunch of us. Me log, me log, bro. Like, you're not going to fight. I mean, you'll fight some of them, but like. Can I bite the beast of fairum azouia? What about, I can't wait to watch you fight millennia.

Oh, that's, that dumb. There was a boss I was on for literally like a day. Millennia got a half. Like a whole stream plus sleep. What? Does it matter? Okay. Does it matter?

that I'm a professional player like I'm really smart Like in that coordination? I think that'll matter We'll see right, we'll see. Yeah, I think you'll figure. You played controller, right? Or mouse?

Controlling. But it's also, I don't know if co-op's different. I don't know if you... Yeah. I don't know. It's just different since you'll have two people fighting one balls. No, we'll run through it. I think three days.

We can do it. We're really smart. I just have no idea what the modded shit's like. Yeah, y'all are, you know, you all figure it. Claude would have a timer on this to see how long we're into the podcast. You know what I'm saying?

but not what Riley has right now. Damn. Oh, we got that shit. Yeah, yeah. So, all right, pro's perspective on the beta, yes or no? No,

no game base, but I think competitive in general will always be fine. Yeah? That's what I truly think. I mean, bro, you, y'all played the World War II. I think that was literally

the worst god ever. I've never played that shit. But it was fun to watch competitively. I mean, I think that's... World War II? I didn't watch a single fucking man. You didn't want... I mean, the ones that we played,

but I had played. At least from the viewer perspective, like, Is that the 2019 game? No, no, one or two was when EG won, right? The champs? I almost watched it. Just like a boring slow.

It was just slow. Like, literally slow. The dollest colors. Yeah. It's like that. When I didn't play the beta, but watching it, I was like, this shit, it's gonna be funny. But that's my point, though, like,

I think this game is not like, I don't really like it, I'm gonna be honest, but I think competitively, I don't know that. Well, I mean, just. You didn't play the final game. Yeah. You're right. Because look, I said, I'll say it again.

It's just ugly. I didn't like it either. Let me see. Yo, what's up? Hit me up for the fucking graffiti, man. Like, it doesn't, I feel like, I'll do it for free. The sounds, don't fucking. That's not the real shots, he, niggins.

Holy fucking shit. Look at Pete live right now. What the hell? Why didn't you shoot there? Oh, my bad. I would have hit that. A professional player. Why didn't you shoot right?

I would have hit that. Hex would have shot there. This is a sniper. Right? Yeah. Yeah. He's hard scoping, bro. Oh, over his left shoulder.

What is this stupid gun, though? Yeah. It's like a sniper, but it's not a sniper. This is what got formal banned, which, by the way, fucking typical. He didn't just get banned using a regular weapon. He got banned by sniping, dude. Ah, my fucking hand. Yeah, but do you consider it a sniping?

No. This is like fake. But listen, if you're any of these guys, right, like these professionals, like, the centering ability is just like insane. One day, swood, you'll understand. what I'm saying, but like the way that these professionals are able to center on the screen is something that I can never have never. I've never sniped before. I don't know. I've seen you sniped. It's easy. This is the best. This is the best. This is the best. The action is hilarious. He said,

what? We're going viral. What did you think I'm cheating? If you do, the last like six or eight games, I've been going berserk. I've probably been reported nonstop. Yeah. Listen, guys, After all the championships, I've gotten to call duty and halo, I decided I was gonna, I was gonna go wild. Damn, that's a lot of first places. I had to hack on the baby.

Yeah. Yeah, go back, go back, go to the end. Go to the end. Roy, can you see that middle picture? The middle picture, that was taken in the basement of the chaco, chaco. You remember the chaco chaco? Yeah, you came by for a bunch of family parties.

Where? To my house, to the chocolate. Illinois? Yeah. My house, the chocolate house. I don't know. The chocolate brick.

I don't remember. What? I got pictures. Oh, we went from a dad's birthday. I was on another planet back then. Dude, I want to be on another planet. All right, cool. Thank you.

So, yeah, like, tipable as fuck. Like, no, this is not a sniper, but I mean, fuck, man, like, it's, the shots are connecting. He's censoring, like,

man, I wish. I wish, because my movement's already there, kid. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. I can't wait for rank to come out

You're gonna hit top rank or what Are you gonna be a duo? I don't know If you're not gonna take it seriously, no I can help you get out so... Hello, we wanted to follow up on what happened We could be reverted this man Rather than the situation

Rukesia Antichesis and flight the account beta On Unique Overlapped and Separate Detections and online issues and some fixed Beta is test for our teams too We're actively working Okay first of all, thank you Nah, keep them all along Let's go Pam

What did Pam say? Pam be waiting up at 4 p.m. Yeah. New YouTube is on the way. He always reaction. Pam called me before the Rangers game. It was like 2.30 p.m. I answered.

I started like fucking with him a little bit. And he was like, come on, man. It's too early for that. I'm like, it's almost 3 p.m. He's sitting there like, man, whatever. He'd be streaming late at night, I see. He's a night guy. Yeah, he's a night guy.

Yo, how come he's talking about the Conier? I thought that was this month. That's not until next month. Kanye concert? Yeah. I'm gonna go to that. Are you? You're gonna go to that?

I mean, there's good tickets for like $1,500. If I was you, I'd buy them. Wait, heck, can you send all the locktick to the Kanye concert? Oh,

you're talking about like, like, as a, as a field trip? A shitty tickets, like, if it was, I like being,

I like being, like, you couldn't pay me to go to a week. Like a shit tickets, like $450? Yeah. So, you wouldn't last in there.

Like, you're down there. It's filled with like, You're down there. Dudes, you know what I'm saying? With ragers. Would you go to a Wooten concert or Kanye concert? Kanye.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I don't even know Wuton. Could I give you money to go to Wooten concert? No, right? Yeah, wink. Wink at them. Yeah, okay.

Listen, I'm not offended. I'm not... The Wutang Tatee. I don't even know their song. They made one song. Gunner. I literally kill me. I don't know. Winster?

They played the Winstair? What? September 28? Winstarr? What is that? I'm gonna be honest. I went to Chicago for this for this. It was a bone thugs in harmony and Wu Tang.

Those are my two favorite. Those are my two favorite rap groups. And then Busy Bone. Busy Bone, if you're watching. Busy Bone didn't show up. Busy Bone didn't show up to work. He's my favorite. He didn't show up.

No, he didn't show up. When Wu Tang was on stage, he still didn't show up. So their set fucking sucked. And then Wu Tang, and it wasn't their fault. It was the amphitheater's fault. The audio was horrible. It was the worst concert I've ever been to my life. And I felt disappointed because I'm like, man, like,

like if you go to the garage, like the only three, well, four, but the main two autographed finals that I have is Wutang 36 Chambers by Wutang and Bontosh and Harmony, Eternal East 1999. My homies, okay? Homies. Listen, I was so mad. You never heard of like a inspected decks opening for triumph? I bomb atomically, sacrosity philosophy, philosophies and hop out of disease, kind of finding while

we're dropping these mockeries, literally performed up robberies. Yeah. They play that one. They play that one. That's the only song I don't. We're not against rap. We're not against. Kanye.

We freak with Kanye. No, I don't. I don't. I don't never let. My phone has never played a single one of his songs. Really? And he's from Chicago. He made graduation.

And he's from Chicago. Damn. I have something in my brain that this allows me from liking anything that isn't the good. I wouldn't necessarily. The other thing is like no good music has come out after the 90s. Now you're rage reading. Nani? He's for HB.

Wait, what? You should listen to like Elvis Presidency and shit? No. No, I don't know. The only new people like Mac Miller, I would have never, ever listened to him. But Nate Shod used to play a nonstop in the M3. So I was listening to him, oh, man, this dude's kind of. And then he did say in one of them, he gave a shit.

I fuck with Drake for like two minutes. Two minutes. That one with where he's like in the, it's all me. I just don't like R&B like that. It's not R&B. Are you, okay. If you delete it. So you don't think Drake's the best rapper of all time.

Come on. You don't think Drake's better than Eminem? Actually, okay. What the fuck's wrong with you? If we're talking actual best rapper? Yeah. You don't like Eminemann? You don't like Eminemann?

You don't like Eminemite? Who? I love Eminemna. You love Slim Shady? I love Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers? Yeah. He, he, uh, he, in 1997, he lost a rap battle to, uh...

Juice. To Juice. To Juice Infinite. Also from Chicago at a scribble. It's called Scribble jam. It happened in Toledo, Ohio, every single year. I painted twice at that at that jam. Back in my 20s.

You don't like R&B, but you like rap. You don't like those to men. Like R&B. Like boys to men. If I'm with my girl, you know what I'm saying? Like voice to men? And if she's playing it, I won't play it. Boyce to men, of course.

Of course. Although we've come to the end of the road. Drake is not all R&B. Oh, there's you in the pack. I wasn't at that one. No, I was at you. Grand Dam and Landon and hand standing. The one man on the planet.

All right, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't know about old M&M. No, no, they don't. Got to put you on. No, I know about Marshall Mathers. Yeah, but you know like his first albums. But check to spell it.

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And I think, and I hate, obviously, because of what I am and who I am and what I believe in that this esports should be. This is true. It would have, it does take a little bit of time. And I mean, like a little bit of time to get skins in the game. Because to get skins in the game,

not only does it have to be approved by 90,000 lawyers at Activision and now, Microsoft, I guess it would make it easier for them to put those skins in the Microsoft store, the PlayStation store, Steam. It's not as easy of just that because it's more than one organization that's happening. But this is, look, I don't have anything against the heretics personally, but it is true. They had already, we already submitted our, what do you call it, our in-game skins? You submit those way in advance.

So for this transaction to happen like this is my concern is this Why are they talking about it? Because it's not approved yet. So they shouldn't have gone out and started talking outside of the, you know what I mean? Because Activision is very, very, very, very, very. What's the context here? I feel like I'm missing something.

They're basically. So Herodicin-Mtics Misfits. Misfits mutineers, okay? So the Misfits own the mutineers. The mutineers leased the spot to the heretics. They got approved by the league. It turned into the Miami heretics, blah, blah, blah. They submitted skins.

Yeah, so we all submit skins by like last, what was a, by end of July is when you submit the skins. This is just happening now, right? Oh, wow. So this, this, I don't know this guy, Sean, but I do know Sean Duras, who's the founder of Game Station. I wanted to clear up everything entertaining the city. I wouldn't have done this, right?

Arifers were accepted by misfits, but we had to wait for Activision's approval. Of course. Of course. That's logical because they want to control it all without any. I'm not going to get into it. I'm not going to get into it. But they should let Game Station in.

Over Heretics, I don't know. We were not denied and have a good. Oh, never mind. MTX is the main. Yeah, cool. I mean, if he didn't check in with the PowerSheb over there, then this is like out of pocket. I heard this plenty of times.

Okay, so. Many years. I wish, you know, obviously, Space Station Great Org could do a lot of good here. Could replace a lot of the bottom tier teams, really. And do better, I mean,

fuck you, man, fucking the breach. I know, what it called? M. 80? No,

no, no. Oh, yeah, shout out to M80. They just came in. Boston, we're not going anywhere, they say.

Not going anywhere. Have you, M80? Not going anywhere. I hope they throw. Is that a Boston accent? Honestly, that first,

They're not going anywhere. I just saw the London. Give me the car keys. We're not going anywhere. That's not either, right? Wait, why they show? The ruins? They're just showing Boston sports.

Can you hear the audio or? Yes, copyrighted. Yeah, welcome to the league. Please do good. Shout out, I'm 80. Not yet. Oh. They got to do it.

They just show up. We shout out. We shouted it out Cloud 9 when they came in. Let's wait, let's wait. Let's give people credit when the credit is due. Don't even welcome them. No, no, they're welcome. They better do good because we need help.

They're going to make sure they do their part in the league, basically. When you went, okay, what's someone doing their part in the league? In case a CEO or someone ahead of James Sellers, head of production over there at M.A. He's listening to this podcast. What's doing good? The issue is, not, honestly, to think about it, like, if you look at every e-sport,

aren't, right? At least the popping ones. Like, there really aren't players that you could, like, advertise. Like, you truly think about it. At least, like, there's no team, there's no players that come to mind where, like, I'm like, oh, shit, like, that's like, you know what I mean? Dunk. I guess, like, but, like, they don't really show them like that.

You know what I mean? Yeah, no. He's just him. Or in other leagues? Like, other leagues. Oh, yeah, I guess in other leagues. But I guess, like, in Kyle, I guess that is a good question. Like, if you were to be, like, I made it, they just joined.

And you get, like, I don't know, I don't even fucking know any player. But like, just a regular way. Whatever fans they have, they need to promote to those fans who support their other e-sports and tell them to show up to their event. The same way that Gotaga did with his people. Even the Vitality, Yellow Jackets showed up for him in his history with Vitality. So. But I'm saying, like, how do you get, like, how do you get fans?

They don't really have much fans or like, or. How do you know? Well, maybe, maybe, okay, I shouldn't wear it like that. Let's say a team that doesn't really have much fans in general. How do you get fans? How do you, you know what I mean? Is that too like... You do what maniac just said.

What do you say? You get a swoop. You're bringing a swoot. You get a swoop. I texted him and maybe Marco, he didn't reply to me. You did? Did you? I'm going to talk to that dude, whoever it is, Marco.

Yo, Marco, hit me up. Did swoot hit you up? Because I remember, remember when you says, like, yo, I'm going to, when you were talking about leaving the stallions? And I said, no, you can't leave Tommy, dude. Remember that? No, I did remember that. Fake-ass, motherfucker. You better not be doing that show over here.

You get flexed on before you leave. No that. I get flexed on. You get one minute. One minute. One minute head to toe. Violation on the way out. Oh, like that.

Blood in, blood out. Blood in blood out. I'm with it. Don't worry. We'll put on gloves because you have literally no meat on that body. Hey, yo, gaming content. What's going on? Wait, wait, wait, wait, what is this?

Best of Trending? I love this new segment. We're so close to Iroba. that it is insane. I'm buying one. You're buying this. I'm definitely gonna have one. He does karate.

Fake shit, man. No, this is real. He starts kicking his shit. Oh, was this a demonstration? No. Yeah, it's fake. It's playing literally Asian or Chinese music.

Yeah, look, the guy in the back, that's not how you hold back people. Oh, but he knew a kick was coming. Huh? Bro. I would literally grab that robot to the floor. What are these,

who are these pussies trying to hold like this robot. Oh, oh, pussy Lanna misses. If it was real and that's I think this is fake Yeah that's fake that's fake. Yo, we're gonna have the robot come out I'm tired of fake. I will say though

Like imagine if you fucking hug him Bear hug him Like to keep them down But one of his joints like Catches your skin Or it has like a knife And it's like A little fucking rocket

But they are like What do you call? Like Elon Musk's whatever fucking I robot thing is Like the only thing I don't like about that is like I know that they have camera in them. So we're welcoming, we are welcoming that. We're welcoming them into our homes.

And you know they're going to be spying. Somebody back there's going to be like, zh-z-z. Oh, shit, they fuck in. You said? Yeah. No. Seeing everything. They ain't my crew. Yeah. You got me fucked up. I'm not doing that show. I believe. I believe. Not doing that stuff.

I mean, it's probably already started just from webcams. It doesn't need to be no high-tech AI. Oh, your phone too, man. They're just. They're watching you. looking at you through your phone, your webcam, your... My phone has seen stuff. Your ring camera. What else? He hit a gold mine, 28 years too late. What does that mean?

Oh shit. Upper deck what? Michael Jordan commemorative card set? Ah. You know how much money that would be? Oh, how much? Oh my God. What's that worth?

Like two grand? It's not a LeBron card. Actually, you know what? You wouldn't even... LeBron wouldn't even have these. Where do you go now? Did you see that Adam Silver admitted to giving him the easiest route? Did you see that?

He said, LeBron better make his decision soon because we can't, we got to put where we got to finalize the schedule. He said that. And then look at their matchups. But I don't think that was scheduled like in terms of who they were playing. It was scheduled for the mainstream games, like the Christmas games and that kind of stuff. Sure. Like the prime time games. Okay, then why do they have the easiest fucking row to the champs?

Who does? Who does? The 76ers, put your money on it. Yo, I'm going to give you 10. Actually, you know what? Take the 10 and then put a bet on me when you're out there in Vegas next. Wait, wait, so 76ers, they're the easiest. The easiest strength of schedule probably.

But when he said that, the context was for the prime time games, though. They have the least amount of back-to-back games. They have the least amount of on the roads. I'm kidding. I don't know about the second part, but. The back-to-back games, that's a fact. There's the king? They're doing what the CDL should have did with Skump.

That's what I said. Nah, I'm kidding. We would never say that shit. Give us the toughest road so that we can win it in the toughest way. I honestly didn't even know that. They gave you guys a pretty easy schedule this last year. No, let's shut that the fuck up. We could play whoever.

I'm done. That's right. All right. Where are we off to next, Riley? This is what? That's tough. That was tough. Hard hard.

Oh, shit. What? Bro, I would literally poke the first. Fuck out of that hot dog. Quick trip. Well, you know, Pomage did the 999 challenge at the Rangers game?

What was that? Nine hot dogs, nine beers, and nine innings. He completed it? He did it. I think he logged the whole thing. Oh, love that. You know who did that with edibles?

Fucking Tim and Eric Khan. Best fire. 999 with edibles? They wanted me to take an edible and go run. Who did? Pine Park. No, you can't even do that anymore. It's illegal here.

How long ago was that? When it was legal. I went like this. How long ago was? Yeah, they were talking about that. One, as soon as that happened, bro,

I threw everything. They're like, take 500 milligrams and go wrong. I threw it all away. I'm like, what? No, you're not taking one.

Yeah. Now, one single edible now apparently lands you in jail for like 20 years. Because they, one two years. Because they weigh the actual cube

instead of the contents. Edible? Yeah. Wait, so they don't sell edibles? No edibles, no penance. I didn't know that. Even flowers like a little bit frowned upon.

Can you imagine being 46 years old, an upstanding citizen who came from nothing, an entrepreneur who battled everything to? And you tell him, no, you cannot smoke a cigarette joint in your own backyard with nobody around to see you. Can you believe that? A 46 year old man? I would so do it. See, I thought Texas was about to be lenient. Like, didn't it seem like Texas was going a certain way of like, like, you start seeing. T.HCA and like shops.

Okay, at gas stations. What happened? They just fucking, they just reverted it because. I thought they were going that way. I was like, okay, eventually it might be legal. Well, you know, so old people. And it just got all reverted. How do you even stop this guy? What guy, Riley? Show us.

Oh. You know how? Amarius Mims. That's how you stop them. I don't get to have my foot go first. You'll notice you're searching for grabs. Bro. I promise you we're going to Bengals are whipping around. Rugby players are next level

Oh my fucking I want to do that Is this an NFL player? Not rugby No the other guy Yeah Mouser Gers Rands

That smells carrot Dude I don't know that Rando Bro my God Seth thinks he can tackle A little He's sacks Quarterbacks See

That was really easy I could do that to you Probably if I really tried Yeah this one The most uh Sacks Yeah Hey son

Man I wish I was a genetic freak What? What do you say? I wish I was a genetic freak You have good gym Athletic big show Nah dude I'd rather stuck in this fucking

I'd rather look like this than like that Really? Yeah I'd rather be that And in the NFL Like I wouldn't want to I really wouldn't want to be that 6 4 No but 272

And his girls In Olympic medalist Arlington He's living He's a fucking beast, bro. He's 30 years old. He plays Scala Duty, obviously. First overall pick.

Yeah, bro. Dude, he comes in here. Like, we need to, like, open up, like, widen the doors. He's like, fucking athletic beast. Should have been in the league. Cool. He was one touchdown? Did he say that?

Maybe, like, his coupon score? He broke the sack record. He did it against the Bengals and my car. I bet that dude was stronger than me in middle school. Like seventh grade. He was stronger than me. me in everywhere. He's 6-5,

bro, that's insane. 272. You're not stye. It's all muscle, too, brough. All right. Let's see what is next. Colombian Kai.

Yeah. He brought a horse in his apartment. La Piquina is the Kaisana. Colombian. I don't know if this is true, but a friend of mine. Oh, yeah. So they pull up right here and here comes.

He's like, what's up? The fuck out of here. Push him. Yeah. He's a security guard? Yeah, too. And that guy was going to rob him.

The fuck? That would not. I would not stream in the streets of Colombia, bro. What is the fuck? Well, bro, Colombia's dope as fuck. I'd be in Medelline. Medelline. Medellin.

Handling business. Medellin. You know what happens in Medellin? Medellin. What the? I'm going to keep saying medaline because it's bothering you. It's not bothering me. I just don't understand how it doesn't bother you to say something incorrectly.

If you could join any cartel, which one would you join? I don't talk about that sort of stuff. It's not in my business. Casinoa. No comment. I have no comment. I have no affiliation. I was just joking.

It was a clip. I watched, what is it? Capturing El Chapo. It's like a movie that came out on Netflix or something. Didn't watch it. I have no nothing to say about it. When would, oh,

crazy? Craziest icicle jump of all time. Bro. I've seen these for 25 years, man. What? Damn. And so locked now. What you've done that for it?

He wants to do that. Wait, have you done that? That's what gives him dope. That's the weird part. That's if this was something that was the thing whenever I was playing, I would definitely Yeah, there's no way this was a thing. I don't know, that's tough. Like, what in the fuck?

I would have been at Oversield just shooting him the whole time. Like, you're dead. I would have shot the icicle right before he got there. Yo, seeing that, that it makes you want to turn on one of those Xboxes right now? To see if you could do it within the first, how long do you think it'll take you to do that? Probably like 100 tries, maybe. I think. New vid?

Maybe I don't know honestly Because back then Isn't there something with the ice school is about jumping on them Like you have to have host or somewhere shit How do you want that when I played? Look he's bored No, not bored It's a natural human reaction

It's because we woke up early bro Yeah we did And he slept late I heard him fucking talking so much shit All right What's next Riley and hit me Who optic is beating this time Let's see

Who I am I'm beating. I'm beating this time. Oh, fastest time to eat a burrito 30 seconds? I probably would.

30 seconds is the fastest time? Yo, that is insane. What the fuck? Are you gonna chew lady? I think I'm fat. Wait, is she swallowing that? I need her number. Wait, she...

Oh, she is a food. Is she seen her before? Okay, honestly, that's pretty fast. Yo, shout out to her. What the fuck? It's kind of sexy. Well, relax, dude. Let's sexualize everything.

She's eating a burrito, dog. I'm not sexualized and I'm just saying like, she's gold. She is She's good You know what we should do 30.75

I could do that Let's go Leia She had the world record for that Yo, if you can beat that You can get a world record Is that a Chipotle burrito? But we should try that I'm trying to think

I'd probably No I can't do it Yeah I mean I'm definitely not beating that time But I'd win Any food eating speed challenge And opta how many

How many hot dogs Do you think you could do Like what is the color I love hot dogs What are you? where people be eating like Yeah, what's his name? What's his name? Joy Chestnut.

Joy Chestnut or Kobayachi? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. They're like smaller dogs. Dude. I got like four in me. Dude.

Yeah, I bet. And you can see him. Dude, I'm fat as hell. I could do way more than that. Like, oh, big flag. Hey. This guy, if he goes, he takes a shirt up, what a smoothie?

You're going to see all the hot dogs in the stomach. Is a smoothie? Is a smoothie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thing.

Literally. Stop. Yeah. We're so busy. Does he eat like half a sandwich? Bro. I tried telling him like, dude, he could eat like,

like his body weight? Like he should be eating like he should be eating like a bitch. Like he should be eating whatever he wants. We're always on the go. Does he try to eat healthy? He's just, he just doesn't eat. Okay.

Now he's just exaggerate. He just doesn't eat. Like people always. They just don't eat. I believe him. No, I. There's proof. Are you gone to the gym yet with him?

Yeah. What is it called? Can I say it in? Are you keeping him accountable and his proteins and... Well, he barely just got yourself. Yo. What? How long would it take?

Wait, what's rivals.com? Go up? What is this? Oh, never mind, never mind. I thought it was something else. How long do you think it'll take? Like, if I say, yo, all right, let's get me in shape. And I keep the promises that I made to myself.

If you did it perfectly. Yeah, like, same. Yeah. It depends. If you want to look really good, I'd say like a year. If you want to like have a good ass transatlose. I'd say like six months. If you did it like perfect.

If you did it. What does that mean? Three months. What does that mean? Three months you would have a great transformation. But I would say first month, like six month, then it would be like, holy fuck. Like counting your, like weighing out your food, doing cardio at least like five days a week, lifting weights at least like four days a week. Probably do like arms upper.

That's a 46 year old? Yeah. You'd be able to do it. I got an aura ring, dude. I know I could do it. So what way did you get an order to do it? What made me? Is that because it's your wedding?

Get you once a pet. Wait, it's just a wedding ring. And it's an aura ring? Yeah. Well, it's just a ring. I mean. But is it an aura ring? Yeah, dude.

Mine's an aura ring. Wait, so. You copied me. No, I've had this. I don't really fuck with it. No, no, it's just a ring. Wait, let me see your, that's on my wedding finger.

Let's see your sleep. It's just an aura ring on my wedding finger and therefore a wedding ring. What's your sleep look like? This is my last night. Where is it? It's optimal, dude. Where's my sleep? I was not good to day.

Damn. A little sleep five hours. Yo, that was, mine's eight hours. Bro, I haven't had a good night's sleep and then look, 74, 63.

So you get terrible sleep. No, I get good at sleep. My, my, HRV is fucking hard. I get decent time. I just,

I'm good. I never wake up. I've been waking up though because I'm off the, I'm off the eddies. So now like, you know, you're getting withdrawals a little?

Legal way. No, I don't get withdrawals, but I, like, I don't sleep through the night as I used to be the thing is I've always slept through the night but when I

was playing fucking ranked I was taking a lot of edible so that I can focus even more and then I was just sleeping fucking great dude I had some girl tell me she because I posted on Instagram that like I wake like look at my aura thing like it shows how many times you wake up blah blah blah

mine was like nine times she she said she hasn't woken up during her sleep in like over a month that's what I told you show me her shit and I was like what the fun like they just people go to sleep and don't wake up. People will fall asleep at midnight. Don't wake up.

Next thing, it's 8 a.m. And they're like, I'm ready to go. Bro, you know what I have? That's not how it is for you? No. What do you have? I just wake up five to ten times a night. Like I wake up and just toss and turn.

Nah. Maybe pissed once. Toss and turn again. I wake up. I wake up. I wake up to pee a lot. Like you say you probably, yeah, bro, it's so bad. Like, every night, every night, like two times.

That's why, that's why like, the last hour that I'm going to sleep. Like, I don't drink anymore. but bro I don't there's something where I don't even drink water it doesn't matter I drink uh is that bad Mountain Valley waters throughout the night I'm always shrinking water Like right boom and then if I wake up in the middle of the night

Sometimes I need like I hate it I can never just sleep thoroughly because I wake up A peeve like two two times minimum one night Really? You ever just tried to hold it? No I can't sleep with it way I told it You just got like a peeveowner Dude is there sometimes

Wake up and you got to pee so bad But somehow it's boned up Sometimes where you got to go to the like barely gotta go to the bathroom, but you just don't do it and sleep? No, I can't sleep if I have to pee. Like, it's just, I'm kind of the same way. I can't do anything if I have to eat.

Well, and it's like, because then his dogs start barking because I, did they bark last night? Yes, they did. I'm surprised you don't hear it. I, wow, dude, I don't hear it. I get, I get so scared like that I have to pee, hopefully the dogs are. I don't, I don't hear anything.

I'm a light sleeper. So the second the Jude opens a door to let one of the dogs in, uh, that's scary, bro. I'm just, I'm just dead. I'm just like, fuck. That's good because I'm, I woke up two times last night and you didn't say that.

You didn't hear me or anything. How do you know? They didn't just be passed out. You think he was like, Swoot, is that you? What do y'all do at night time? Did you hear me yesterday? No, you didn't.

I didn't. I died. What are you all doing the evening? It's like 8 p.m. Are you all watching movies on the couch? Well, last night there was tennis. I was watching tennis on my setup. Swoot.

What was Swoot doing? I was setting up my stuff. He was talking a lot of people on the phone, actually. FaceTime. FaceTime. Wait, go to Twitter. What are we watching?

What are we watching? What are you watching this week? Nothing? You were? What am I watching this day on TV? No, you're not. Is there any lies to the text? Were you lying?

So you were doing tennis? I scroll and I read. I don't watch you too. At 8 p.m. No. At 8 p.m. Yeah, I swear to God. It was Karen and 10.

At 8 p.m. Not when we were on the couch downstairs. Not that. Bro, whenever you were sitting showering, there was still a tennis match. But that's how you do it? So you're watching Wimbledon? I watched the Coco.

This is, uh, Cocoa Gough. Iowa. Yeah. The 18 year old? Yeah. Bro, she made a lot of mistakes, but man, you could tell she's got skills. No, she's good. She's good.

18 years old. Like, and that, I mean, I don't know. Like, this is the first time I ever watched it. Cocoa Golf, obviously. I love tennis. Yeah. Is there actually? We should play tennis, not pickleball.

No. Trust me. Save your time. Yeah. I like tennis. It's impossible. I've played. No.

You never played pickleball? I've played pickleball. I just didn't fall in love. I just didn't fall in love with it. Now you would. It's a social activity. If you gave it another child, and I like tennis and I like tennis.

If you gave it another try, I already know you like it. Dude, do pickle, bro, because you're a social person, you know, with the ladies, ladies all love pickleball.

Like you would. I just gotta go with you all one day. Yeah, you, either the product or the fucking. Yeah, I think so. Are we?

Well, the things at four, so if we go, we would have to go after. What things? Oh. To set up the thing. Yeah, yeah.

Yo, while you were in there, measure his room. Do you have measure? I don't. How far is it from here? I might as well just go today. 25 minutes?

Come on, pick a ball. No, to go measure his room, I want to do a gamer fix. Well, James is, he's going. So if we have a measuring tape here. We do. You just tell them when this. Because we're adults. Yeah.

So in your house, you don't have like a toolbox? No, I do. They don't have a measuring tape. I just have like. Well, no, but it's all good. Brand new from Amazon, unopened. Yeah, it's, yeah. Honestly.

But it's there. I don't even need to use it. I mean, I have a bunch of shit that I've never used. All right. So did you, time for the ultimate draft, ladies and gentlemen. Say goodbye after the podcast. Let's go. All right, here we go.

Shotsie, what is the best thing in your opinion that starts with the letter G? Oh. Let's go with, uh... Grenades. Google. Ooh. I'm actually locking in for this one. I automatically win this.

So I'm going to have God. The best. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Let's say, let's go G strings. Okay. Cochinos. Gaming.

Oh, that's a good one. Take it back. Graffiti. Nope. Gaming, bro. Okay, gaming it is. Worst place to be hung over on an airplane. Airport.

For sure. That doesn't. Oh, fuck. Oh, I was thinking to have to start. I already said it. I thought it goes back to me. Worst place to be hung over. the London cab on the way to the airport

with fucking Kila in front of you fucking making you want to puke because he's gagging himself Um And you're riding backwards The worst Back of an Uber To the airport

Uh I actually don't even know He's never been hung over He's a good boy I guess He doesn't swear Maybe if I wish I would have to be hungover Actually can I change mine to TSA line

Oh, it is bad. Oh, he can change his back. Graffiti on gaming. I think hypothetically, I would not want to be hung over if I was, like, at a random person's house. He wasn't. That's the issue. Like, like, if I went out and I was like,

out of a random house? Right? Like, you wake up at someone's... Yeah, someone's house. I wouldn't want to be hung over, right? No, that's bad. Yeah, that's bad. That's a bad choice.

Especially if you're not, like, really comfortable. No, it's a bad choice is what I'm saying. Yeah. At work. The answer belly. At work? At work. Lines, you're okay waiting in.

Lines, you're okay waiting in? Bonnie blue. What is that? What is that? What is that? Bonnie blue. I'd say it in and out. I was going to say that.

I was going to say that. Oh, my mozai was going to say that. See, that's why you're in my room. Do we just become wristbands? He said in and out line. Because we were just there yesterday. They're always so long, in and out. I hate that fucking place.

That's just trash. What's a line? Damn it, that was really mine. What's a line? That I'm okay with waiting? Oh, frick. I mean... You literally took my, bro.

I'm sure it takes your answer. I mean, you got to get on the plane. I'm not okay waiting. I hate waiting in the line there. But you're okay when you're waiting in that line. Wait, are you cheating? No, I just... I will go with a line.

I thought I think merch poop No no Oh Whenever I was little GameStop You know a little midnight release action Yeah I'm okay with that See you guys don't know about that

Fuck All my old heads y'all know Lily Phillips line You can't put that Wait what is that It's basically a porn star And dudes line up Just to have sex one

I know I saw it She's gonna be in Texas Actually No I didn't see it But I saw like Some people talking shit to her You could go to it

Lily or Bonnie Lily And you can bring flowers Okay now I gotta think that You guys could like do like Like a sporting event or something Line show okay waiting And usually they have long lines

It's this turn Do you know your answer Already Hicks yeah the line at Drake meat and greed yeah leave it leave it leave it leave it leave it it's so true it's so true I literally can't think of anything Bindjer okay that's really good at the at the Wutang at the Wutang merch merch booth

Wutang merch booth is the only thing I could come up with because he said optic booth already I was gonna say like roller coasters but nah fuck that it's hot as fuck out there All right, hex. Foods you could never get tired of eating. My mom's chipotle dish. Chipotle. Not to be confused with the fast food restaurant.

Dude, you can never get tired of eating. Let's go. I eat so plain and healthy and high protein these days, cooking every meal by myself. But if I was to choose. Just light, had to throw that in there, sadly. Foods you could never get tired of eating. You know how to cook?

Yeah. You? I mean, I just, I would say fucking pizza. Pizza? That's lame of an answer. No, it's not lame at all. It's not lame at all. Pizza's goat.

Pizza's pizza. Uh, I'm going to have to go with a steak, bro. Oh my, I can never get tired of steak. Oh, good steak. Oh, man. How is that lame? Burgers is good. There you go.

That's going to wrap the ultimate one of one draft. Ladies and gentlemen, play along with us. Let us know in the comment section, your G, your worst hungover plays, et cetera, et cetera. And we will check you out next week. Swoo, Shotsie, Maniac. Yeah.

We'll see you guys next week. Heck yeah. Bye, bye. Peace up. He's up.