OpTic Podcast - Shotzzy’s New Roommate, MW4 Needs Help & GTA 6 Leaks | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 291

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

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Ladies and gentlemen, and we're welcome you to episode 29. one of the Optic podcast. We have my name, my man, Daltush, who has been two years without alcohol. Hey, damn. You got my man Shotsie who has never tried alcohol. I've never tried that. Really?

He's tried it, but he goes. Yeah, no, you definitely have. And of course, Hacks, who does it all. Dada boy. Good balance at this tape. Yeah, no, I don't, you know, the dusty show bears. Got one of every. I just one of every here.

Weed shrooms. A psychedelics. Oh, yeah. Yes. Man of taste. Man of taste. Look at my shirt. I love shrooms towards the end.

They were fun. Yeah. I mean, what's the... What do you feel on trumes? What do you feel? You want me to tell you? Yeah. I just like, was like, light and giggly.

How much should you take? I was like microdosing a lot. A lot like during golf. Yeah. But like I would do it too much. I would do it too much. I would do like three days in a row. Then I'd be mega depressed because I didn't let my brain reset.

You got to let your brain like kind of reset. You take like two days off, three days off. And naturally I over did it. I tend to do that with drugs and alcohol. So I was just like sad. So I was just making myself sad. So me, I once saw myself punch a guy in like strobe light. Like I saw me where that vacuum is?

You saw your punching a guy. In third person. Yeah. Like that shit? No, I didn't like that shit. Happy birthday. This is crazy. This is crazy.

You have a same birthday. sobriety no it's not his birthday thank you it's a two years of sobriety oh shit make a wish two years of alcohol not two years of sobriety straight up oh you'll lick the side of that a hyniquin is my turn to rhyme again

no need to be greedy yeah to what I'll drink it's zero what's that mean no alcohol oh oh oh damn the fucking got it could have used that you could have used the phone you could have looked nearly as cool as me

Are you gonna continue to sip on this? Yo, can we get some napkins? This guy brought all everything except for the right utensil. Is that one of our sponsors? No. Ah, it could be. Hey. There's no alcohol in it.

No alcohol? Yeah, it tastes like beer. What? Love it. We should have, we see, we should have done, we should have done a thing. It's like, yo, Shotsie has to drink six of those in another three minutes to see what happens. And to see how you acted. It's shot it.

Imagine you start, like, getting up, uh, oh, whatever. Yeah, that's crazy. With the napkins in the middle, kid. Wait, what the fuck? Oh my God, you're making them bigger. Yeah, sorry, yeah. Wait, that literally tastes like, wait, so how is there no alcohol in that? Just, there's no fermentation.

Fuck. Pops, I think. I'm a, I love cake, all sorts of it. So weird, dude, growing up, I used to, like, like, when I, you know how you're a little kid and you taste it and you like, you taste it? You taste what beer? Yeah, when you're, like, little young. Might take a big. My dad made me, or not he didn't make me, but like he let me try a Kawama, you know, a 40 ounce.

Tecate. It was like, Kaama, when I was like three or four in Mexico. Jesus. Yeah, it doesn't matter. The fact is that it was sitting out in the sun for a long time. It was more like five or six. Who fucking four is? I do have, I do have a picture of me on, you know, those park things that's back and forth with a brew in my hand.

We're talking about, yeah, we're talking about 1981, before rule, before everything got so crazy. Well, you thought I was going to say pussyfite? I would never use those. Anyway, but I did try it and I never drank beer all the way through high. Never wanted it. It was it was the bottom of the beer sitting out in the sun in the middle of Guaritos, right? In the middle of a party, he's like, and I was like, let me try it. He's like, all right, so you grasp some from the floor gives it to me smart as fuck my dad.

I was like, Buh. Didn't drink through high school, straight edge as far. Never did. I did. I was straight edge all the way until I graduated high school.

And then you were like, let me try it. And then I tried marijuana that same night for the first time ever. Middle of the football field. Out of one of those. With a chick. Out of one of those.

No, the towel. Paper tiles. Out of a paper towel. Yeah, but I'm going to show you, man. I never did this. Okay, so the inner tube. No.

You tell you, it's, it's, It's out. You make a hole in the middle. Yeah. Put the socket. Socket. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Anyway, that was the first. It wasn't a joint. I hit a fucking mega rip. And let's just say, let's just say. This is 1997. What's the math on that? 20 years?

20 years? 1997? Three. That's 29. 30 years? 30. Holy fuck. I've been smoking for 30 years.

That's as old as I am. You been smoking for 30 years? Well, On and off. Obviously, it was illegal for, I mean, it's still illegal, but yeah, it didn't become, anyway, long story short, that was the, that was my first thing. But on shrooms, to give you, like, the thing, I stopped doing, I did shrooms for the first time, December 31st, 1999. I know because it was, like, about to be Y2K, the year 2000. And by no means, am I glorifying drug use, by no means, am I glorifying psychedelics? I don't think that you should do any drugs at all.

I think you should just live life. A little bit of drugs. You know, listen, Seth Rogen said, you wear shoes, right? Because it makes it easier for you to walk. I smoke weed because it makes it easier for me to interact. That's what he said. That's not what I said. Long story short. Shrooms, I took, I fucked up.

I took like, I think it was like half a nath, if not like a full, like. What is like the regular dosage? A microdosis is like maybe what? I've still got some if you want. No, you don't. They're illegal. Okay. Not currently.

Prove it. At my home. At my home. In California. Where I live. Where I live. Where I live. So the first thing that I saw, we were at a party.

We were in a townhouse. Those three floors. The first thing that I saw, we're all in the garage and we're smoking. And this. Well, you smoked the mushroom? No, I was smoking weed. But I had taken the mushrooms. But bottom lines, I forgot that I took mushrooms and I was just smoking blunts all night long.

I'm 19 years old. And some girl like leans back on a car and then the car goes like this with the sound effect. He's like, fuck. And then as the car did that, I looked at her. She took a drag over cigarette. She said, and as the cherry glowed, I closed my eyes and the cherry was inside of my eye. And I'm like, what the fuck? So I go inside.

I can tell you step by step everything that happened that night that led to me seeing myself punch a guy. I wish, I mean, obviously, in my normal state, I would have never done that, which is why I stopped doing shrooms for like two decades. That freaked you out? Yeah, dude. I lost complete control of my body. No, you can micro dose.

Like, that, you have to- That's crazy. For the first time? You have to take a lot on purpose intentionally to get to that level. I was too scared of what was inside of me to take that much. Because you're posing yourself. Yeah. Yeah.

I wasn't trying to see God or anything because there's too much darkness. within. I'm not going there. So I'd microdose and play golf. I'd listen to classical music and giggle. Yeah. Yeah. Love it. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do drugs. I'm not telling that joke for you to be like, oh shit, I want to fucking, do cherries in my eyes? Speaking of grass, what's up with the grass league? Yeah, they were asking me what's up in my life and this is coming up. I think it's next week. I'm playing in like a $150,000 tournament. Um, Grass League is a competitive par three league, so a lot of very good golfers, not PGA Tour players, but a lot of guys with some pretty versed history in professional golf.

Let me see. Let me see the players. There's a lot of players. There's like 20 content creators that are going to be paired up with players. So we're playing in a little tournament, and then after the tournament's over, the actual Grass League is having an event, so I'll be on Golf Channel again. So that's pretty cool. I was on Golf Channel before with them. So I'll be doing my broadcasting schick.

Yeah. We all tidied up with a little. golf channel microphone talking golf. You're not going to know any of these guys, but they're all very good at golf. Yeah? Very, very good. Who's the best? Do you know?

Yeah. I don't know. They're all pretty similar. It's more so who has like, there's guys that have been on tour in this field. Ruffles. From Melbourne, Australia. Ruffles? Ryan Ruffles is taken over the golf media scene, the golf social media scene right now.

Who's he with? He is with the Las Vegas action, I think. No, Los Angeles Roses. And they are the Grass League. One of the teams in Grassley. Didn't Good Good have a... Kendrick is the owner of the Dallas Horseman. The Horseman.

Horseman. Yeah, we were talking about it being the Huntsman instead of the Horseman. Close. And I told them, I'm like, yeah, you could use it because it was just because it was, you know, my brand. So I was going to give it to him. But he's, we went with the horseman. That's cool. Yeah, it'll be a fun little trip.

Speaking of Good, Good Golf, obviously they're going through a fucking, ooh. A dumpster fire. A dumpster fire. I think it's kind of somebody was asking me if I had an opinion on it. Obviously, I guess we can start with no. I don't personally promote domestic violence. I've never been witness to it. I never had to experience it.

The way that this thing is going down is actually one of the most, I don't want to say insane because there is a serious issue behind it. But first of all, the whole video didn't make any sense to me creatively. You know, the apologies, like all of that, like, I don't know, man. I know these guys personally. You know them, right? They are, again, I don't know how to how to say this, right? And for the record, I don't, I'm not making any excuses for them, but like, you know, I know them.

I know that they weren't promoting, you know, domestic violence. the video just itself, which was apparently based off of a skit back when a... No, no, no. What's the name of the movies? Obsession. Have you seen the movie Obsession? It was about that. I guess the theme was like an obsessive, obsession type of thing, but Garrett was like knocking down Marissa.

And... They're dating. Nah, then it wasn't the same one then. I don't think it was Marissa. Oh, then it was one of the other young ladies. Either way, like, man. I think they're taking it on the chin very, very, very hard.

I'm surprised that they haven't gotten on a podcast to explain themselves and to remind their audience and like, yo, like, you guys have known these guys for how long and, you know, they've never never had an issue. Dude, it's like they don't swear. They're like really good, good guys.

And this fucking mistake is like kicking their ass more than it should. Is it a factual thing that they were not promoting domestic violence. Yes, they weren't promoting domestic violence. It was a very, very poorly executed skit. I don't know what the, I don't know how it went through so many layers of okayness. Maybe it came from a place of, hey, man, domestic violence wasn't at the forefront of our thing.

As I watched the whole video, I thought that at one point when the dude, I don't know who the dude was, but the dude that grabbed and used it right after. I thought that Gary was going to not, you know, tackle him too. And then it would have been like, you know, like it would have been a little bit more. Yeah, yeah, but the fact that it didn't and the way that it ended, like, it just didn't make any sense to me. I feel bad for it for the guys. Again, I know, obviously they have a girls team, a woman's team. They should change the name too.

Right. But like, like, I know that they go out of their way to elevate. And again, you know, it's, I, I, I, I, I. know them. I know Kendrick, the CEO. Their entire, like, it sounds like I'm doing PR work for them, right? What I'll say is I don't see that in them and I feel really, really almost bad for them. I don't feel more bad for them than I feel for women who are abused by their husbands.

I feel more bad for them than anything else. But, man, like Chip Brewer had to make a fucking statement from, you know, CEO of Callaway, a publicly traded company. Yeah, it's probably these are probably Stonk is down Stonk is down Stonk is down Stonk is down It's on sale

What I'll say though Is that There's layers to them I feel bad for Chip too Chip imagine Like some marketing guy All the way at the bottom I approved it

Because they both have to approve We know what it's like to work with Blue Chip companies There's an approval on both sides That's what I'm saying Like so many fucking layers Nobody thought to say Yo this seems a little weird

Yeah, they didn't want to ruffle any feathers, I guess There's probably some thoughts, but like Hard to halt to full production and be like, hey, we shouldn't do this Because everyone's out there taking time out of their day to do it Well, they're getting paid Yeah, I know To someone someone probably thought it and was like Fuck it, I don't want to

I don't want to rock the boat Yeah Or maybe they just didn't fucking see it You know? Or they didn't see it I don't know I do again Do not promote domestic violence

But anybody Anybody that is physically stronger than someone should go out of their way to to not... Staying their own lane. Yeah, like... You haven't said anything that'll get you lit on fire. It's just like, I don't...

You know, it's... They're getting cooked right now. Yeah. It sucks. Because Go Good Good, such a pivotal part of why this whole space exists. And to see like 85% of the space kind of like instantly turn on them.

As if it's going to elevate. them virtual signaling yeah it's it's tough to see i mean they're all fantastic guys and they're such a huge part of why this space is real and why we get to operate in this space and golf is we're also privileged to be able to play it and be in this world so to see it all kind of like come at them and in a vindictive kind of way like they're going after sponsors titles money like livelihood stuff like that it's uh it's shitty it's shitty it's shitty for them so Good. It's not good.

It's not a good situation. It's a stink. But I also get it. I also get it. That shouldn't be a depiction unless, you know, even if it was turned around and it was whoever the young lady was that if it was her club and Gary grabbed it and she tackled him, that still would have been good. It would have been fine, right?

Nobody would have been fine, right? Nobody would have cared. I think domestic violence goes both ways. Of course. But as a man. fucking rule. Next. Next.

Good luck. Good luck to the good good guys. Yeah, come blessed. You play the beta? You play the beta? No, I don't play video games anymore. I don't know if you're caught up with that.

Don't look this way. In like six months. I have been playing. Oh, no, I've been playing overcooked with my girl. Oh. You know what that is?

No, I actually don't. Like a little two-player game. Cup overcooked. We've been playing on the couch. Oh, is that the jumpy thing? It's like you cook. Oh, never mind.

It's like a two, yeah, you try to cook and you try to get a score. I've been playing that with my girl. That's the only game I'm playing. You should actually play in real life and actually cook? We cook every night. You guys do? She cooks most of the time. I'll go, I cook breakfast.

Yeah. If she wants lunch when I come home to make a lunch or am I making a snack, I'll make her a snack. Yeah. So I'm in there. I'm preparing breakfast and lunch. Yeah, yeah. And then she'll typically handle dinner, which is great. Yeah, yeah.

So we cook all the time. So don't even. try to come at me with that shit. Yeah. Yeah, no, I need to start cooking. I love, I love cooking. Go to Costco, fuck it up, spend like $900, good for like a month and a month and some change.

Do it again. I love, I love rep and Costco runs, man, it's flow state in there. What do you shop at? I love that. You even shot up? Me? Yeah. You like to eat out.

You like to eat out. Yeah, what? Dude, but, you know, Jude doesn't, Jude is not a, it's not a chef. I don't think This is like a perfect Perfect example Right like I am the cook in my house Because my mom was a

It is an excellent chef And I mean like above the I don't even And I've brought strangers To my house to experience the experience And they two walk always saying It's like man that was a special Fucking dish

Yeah we were at Seths one time And you brought some You brought some food over I did that I did that I did that It was delicious So just imagine that time's fucking time That's cool that you cook.

Do you cook? Fuck, no. What do you know how to make? Nothing. Eggs? I know to make eggs. Okay, like X with what? I mean, I'm not whipping up fancy shit.

I'm going to keep it simple and healthy. You live home alone now. Yeah, right? Well, Suu's not moved in yet, is he? I mean, he's, he lived, or he was there last night. Oh, he slept there? You guys said, like... But apparently he knows that he cook.

Like, he knows that to make ground beef, this and that. Yeah, hell yeah. White rice. You should listen, I think every man, especially in this day and age, should learn how to cook because with open fire too, right? This is why like going camping and having like...

You don't need open fire? That's crazy. You think like a grill? You have to... No, but like a like not a fucking electrical stove. Do you have an electrical stove? No. No. Okay, thank God. Blake, you don't have an electric. You do? There's no difference. He also likes the packers. I mean like it's pretty simple to cook a chicken breast or cook ground beef.

steak or cook eggs. Honestly, that's all you've got to eat is a man. I just haven't tried. Like, I'm sure if I just read the direction, it's probably free. Look, buy a rice cooker, buy a Korean rice cooker. Get one of those, put it in your kitchen. You press two. You make dinner every night.

No. I make lunch. So I'll go home and around like two and make the girls brunch. So I make them like cassidy. So I'll toss up some. For dinner, we usually order in or go out? Yeah. Makes sense.

We're just on different schedules. be doing all that I know that we got away from the beta very quickly to cooking because of the game so wrapping it all back up what did you think you good I mean I think the time to kill is pretty fast

I think the game developers like we told them that so I think they're like working They're making an adjustment yeah they're working on nerfing the guns so Are you having fun I mean

the beta is the beta I could only have so much fun really dude I swear to got you know how we did the card next thing What last year? No, this year.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, if you watch my stream, I have the worst. Yeah, the cut next. I didn't know. I had the absolute worst time, noticeably. I was talking mad shit about the game. Mad shit about the game. And then as soon as I understood the sniper

and I started to have my fucking, my insane clips. And I only released a couple of them because Brandon and I were supposed to do a weekend duetage. And he was supposed to get sniper clips. I was supposed to get sniper clips and we're gonna do a duetosh The first optic duetotage in a long time I should have just done it with Pomage

which would have been the most logical thing but but Dashie and I were filming something Yo press the shit Press play on that man Am I here? Missed Guy this is slow motion What I will say about this like play of the game

is that it would be better if the actual last kill was in slow motion Like this turn on Bro I turn on that motherfucker is so nasty like in real in real time it looks insane in real time all you fucking nerds need to okay so this was kind of like rage baity at first

and then people started taking it really serious and I was like wait a minute wait a minute I okay yes they just call me Mr. Play of the game I don't know why but I just get all the best place no this is a different one well do you like this ever

you flinging that radical around oh yeah dude it's it's I mean look at it okay not shot Good centering. Okay. And then this one. Are you on shrooms right here? Huh?

Are you on shrooms right here? Was I streaming? No, are you on shrooms? No. I was, I don't even, I stopped doing edibles when they went out of,

I only do shrooms when we go camping. Oh, you go camping? Wait, did you can go camping over there? Literally just went camping about three weeks ago. What? To northern Michigan.

Oh, you saw me? Like, go to my shit and then go to where I'm in the middle of the Minonee River trying to catch the, small mouth, small mouth bashed. That sounds delightful.

Shrooms outside camping. Oh, bro, it is, it is, go keep going, keep going, keep going. Yeah, when Hacks said don't do drugs, do a little bit, make sure you're outside. That's his thing. I guess I didn't post it. It's in my Instagram. But anyway, where we were at is that I hated, I talked match shit about that game originally.

And then when I made that rage baity post, people started saying, it's like, yo, you're shilling for Activision. I'm like, man, you guys not, must not know about me versus Activision. I don't do them. any fucking favors. But the developers and the artists behind this game

that shit was fire. That game, once I got into it and once I understood the sniper rifle and obviously the most logical thing in my brain,

the baseline for my judgment is the fact that it's a fucking beta. And yes, they have a history of not adjusting what they need to adjust, not because the artist, the creators of the game,

the people that are actually rendering and figuring out the fucking physics inside of the game, not because of them, but because of the lawyers above them

that says, well you know the data says that we're going to make more money if you don't change what you know that you need to change that's why I gave it a break and also it's pretty dude it's a fucking vibrant fucking dope-ass game the quality is really good yeah graphics on it is it's time to kill too quick yes but also be better

because you get to kill people fast too yeah and get good bro week and two races the level oh never mind so before open beta begins we'll we'll be sharing more upcoming changes T-TK and movement. What was wrong with the movement? A lot of people were saying that the slide is like a little bit weird.

Like it feels like off. It's hard to explain. Okay. Relax. Yeah, if you're a gamer, you know, dude. You probably don't know.

Who? Me? Did you not see me sliding around? But I think it has so has to do with the snaking too. Like, you know how like when you lay down and like go up it takes like so long? Yeah, yeah.

So it's like the one pump right? Yeah. People are like talking about that. You know who talking about that? Gordon General. Really? Jordan General. Yeah.

Quote. G general I was gonna anyway Yeah, I had fun I Bottom line I had fun in the beta Wait, Mono River does have promised

to fix captain price or seeding hairline After a Romero What? Well, he got a fucking He went to Turkey, dude. That's not even that bad. I've seen worse.

Well, he says ultimately this will not be an issue of players meet our recommended specs. What? I don't have to be receiving Carolina What the fuck? Is that actually like

Jesus did Yeah whatever Interesting Yeah again You know it's it's Yeah I wasn't shilling for shit I had fun And I was telling you that I had fucking fun

I don't get fucking paid by them Bitch We don't get paid over But Yeah I mean bro I always saw my honest takes on it Yeah Yeah

I mean obviously I know that That your experience with this because of who you are is different than mine because of like my level but like from from a competitive perspective that it did you hear anybody I mean besides Ernie quitting immediately and then hopping back on did it did it do anything like what do you think that you know's funny wait what when he left you just raised I think I felt bro I caught my stream early and I left but when I came back something happened in the in the just a little reset of my brain that connected me to my player that's fucking sniping nasty as you just thought

Wait, with the controller, the new controllers that you got? That one right there. Oh my God, I have a sick-ass controller coming in. A sick-ass one. I have two sick-ass ones coming. I mean, obviously, one, two, sick, but the one... Fire. More sick.

Well, no, not more sick. That's all bad of you, man. Best controllers in the business, man. Really fire. As I look for this controller to show you guys off-screen, This is where Yeah, I wouldn't fucking scrap. Hey, yeah, let's do this.

I don't think I've seen this. Who's true, man? Scrapper Benjay. Oh. He's actually getting so vibe. Love it. Yeah, keep going. Oh, he hates it.

Should we just, yo, oh, my. We should rage VATM's things. You're getting a rift right now. Look at his face. What's he taking so long to shoot I think I was to lock on maybe Nah, not me I'll fire him off

Damn It's fire right That's fire Yeah dude he's pretty Not trustworthy on that gap there No we gotta oh yeah Well I'm not trustworthy on the gap That's what I said

I meant him No no no no I just ask me I'm gonna take that I'm gonna take scum to to the garage of my home and glue him up. There's a there is, yo.

We got big swood in the house, ladies and gentlemen. We had a, we had a guess whose flight got canceled. We'll bring him back at some other point. We'll surprise you with him,

but we got big swoot in the house. Thanks for coming in. Yo, question, right at hot seat. Hot seat, let's go. It has nothing to do with modern warfare. What's it like being you know, one of the goats roommates?

Oh, it's awesome. Who will probably go on to be the goat. Yeah, no, for sure. Undisputedly. It's surreal. It's awesome. I'm real blessed. Wait, how?

Just fucking, what do you mean? You get a cook for him? You be cooking? He said, you be cooking a little bit. What was the question? Has it to be a roommate? And I was like, it's a blessing. It's cool.

I mean, he's the goal of me wrong. Like, I know it's cool. Like, it's shotsy, but like, I'm not saying we're like besties, but like to me, he's just, you know, he just, eh. You know, he's a regular dude. You know, so. We are kind of similar, though. No, no, no, no.

He's great watching you. I'm living the same life as him. I'm just two years younger than him. Yeah, just two years younger. How old are you? No, I'll break. No, you're... I'm 22.

Yeah, yeah, you're going to. And how old are you? I thought you were 16. What was I doing in 2002? No, 2003 is when I was born. Yeah, but what was it doing in 2000? What month? No, I was 22 in 2002.

September... September 4th is my birthday. Number 4th. So I turned... I turned 23 next week. Man, we had the same day, too. All this fuck. It's all downhill once you hit Michael Jordan.

No, no, Jordan's a Jordan year. First Jordan, 23. Once you hit 23, it's all downhill. Don't believe it. You see fucking James biting his lip when he heard that shit? He's like, fuck. James was 10 years ago he was 23. Hey, you're a CDO owner who watches this, though.

I'm still fresh. I'm still ready to go. Don't get it twisted. Hey, Neum won rookie of the year at 24, so don't get it twisted. Oh, good. Twisted like that. Locked. Oh yeah.

How are you? You're good? I'm good. How are you? Thanks for joining us. I saw your... Popped up out of bed? Yeah, I did, actually.

I was gonna shower. I didn't shower. I could say we smelled it. Okay. We went right now. Oh. Yeah, you deserve? No, I couldn't.

No time, dude. He was on the clock. Literally. Hey, when dude... Last minute's up. You put my dogs inside, though? Yeah, I did all that. Oh, yo, you got to take care of the pups, dude.

I put the pee pads. I put it. Hell yeah, bro. fucking dogs of them. You have like what? Seven? You have seven dogs? I have two chihuahuas, a Pomeranian, a Bishan Frieze,

a mini golden doodle, a sheepa doodle, and an English great dain. My goodness. Do you get tired of them sometimes? I'm working. I barely see. I just get to hang out with him. I don't, on the weekends, I'll pick up. No bullshit.

That's how big his shits are, Wilson's. That is insane, bro. Henry? the Great Day Mastiff, bigger the shit's than that. Nice. And sometimes, you'll find this in the middle of the living room.

No, you won't. Oh, yeah. Like at, like 5 a.m.? You guys have carpet? No. We have worse than carpet, just as bad as carpet, if anything.

What? It's very porous, porousy, Italian tile. Oh my God. That's just like carpet. Got a seep action, too. It's got a porous.

It's, seat packs so you have to take extra steps. Why is it porous? Why can't I envision what that looks like? It's just, it's just picture any rock. It has like, got holes in it. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's like, no, no, you're going to brush just, anyway, long story short.

Yeah, I'm going to be in the dog town if I was out of it. You know, I just, they have a big space to live in, you know what I'm saying? It's not like we're all crowded on top of each other, smelling. Where do they sleep? In their respective beds. They got beds and shit? So Jude added a, a section

to the house it cost literally hey look bro you see the team they flirt yeah yeah

you're relax yeah yeah tell them yeah you got something on your shoulder man blow on the

man what's friends are for bro yeah to tell him when he's eating a hamburger

he's got a little mayo on the side what do you do he's gonna yeah yeah yeah

he got you like this you just have something on there yeah uh yeah

so cool man Ben. I'm glad you found a spot. I mean, if you're getting picked up by a team, what are you going to do? I'm going to tell him no. What? To the pro league? You're crazy. I mean, it's got to be a good offer. It's got a good offer. Cool. All right. So, Hexas here, we already went through that. What did you think of the beta? Did you like it?

Honest truth. Honest truth? Yeah, I mean, there are, betas are always, like, not just this one, they're always in it because it's two maps, three maps, two guns. Like, it's fun, but it just gets repetitive. Do you just a sniper? Not really. I actually was, did you?

Well, because I told you that was a better sniper than you? I was just picking it up. Bro, there's like this one like, I don't even know it's like a machine gun.

No, it's like a small fucking thing. Yeah. And like I was just One shotter? Yeah. But it was like a small Like a marksman rifle, I think.

Like a pistol. I only used that bolt action. I didn't even use that other. You used a pistol too though. Who? You? Okay. One,

it's impossible to use that fucking pistol. You killed me with it. I killed you with it after my first shot. Got a hit marker. What am I supposed to do? Wait until the fucking re-roll. You didn't hit marker me.

No, you did not hear him. Look at the fucking replay. Look at the replay. I said him literally late at night a video on my phone. I'm watching his Vod back. And I'm like, because he plays me for using the pistol. He's like, you don't car yourself a real sniper. First of all.

And then he pistols me when he has a sniper. Yeah. You did not hit mark me. You missed all your shots. You jumped off the map. You jumped on the map? Where? What map can I jump off of the map?

The rooftop. Yep. See, he remembered. Which was rooftop? The one one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, this guy's using a regular gun, right? And he's like a semi-professional gamer, right?

I'm coming in fresh, I'm streaming. Shrooms. No, no shrooms. No edibles either. No weed, actually, that day, because I wanted to be on point because I was going to be streaming, so I wanted to be, you know, relaxed. Presentable. Yeah.

You get high for everything but streaming. Not this morning, because I had a couple of meetings, but yeah. Hell yeah. I would be smoking right now if it was normal and it was allowed. Why don't you get like ventilation? It's just illegal in Texas. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I saw like a stat saying like Texas is like the lowest percent of like alcohol or something like that.

Like in two alcohol? And I'm assuming that's because that's probably why they banned weed, no? I think so or no. I don't know why they don't make weed legal and just like. I'm going to tell you why. Structured and tax it and it's good for the economy. No, because dumb

Or what? Lobbyists. The lobbyists for big tobacco For big alcohol Big Pharma Fucking metal. Who was lobbyists? Lobbyists are

For example, Optic will go to a politician and be like, yo, it's me slipping a check. Be like, Hey,

can you enact a law that would make it more favorable for esports organizations to get a tax break? Okay? So what they do is lobbyists,

big pharma will will be like, Big Pharma can hire anti-marijuana fucking ad. So lobbyists will go to the government off of their money off of big pharma, alcohol, tobacco. I mean, if you look up the alcohol consumption by this day and age right now, Blake, you're going to see that this is not a significant decline. And it's not because this day and age is full of fucking dweeps and nerds. It's just that they're smarter people and they understand that alcohol accounts for so many deaths a day that there's. not going to fucking put that in their body.

It poisons them, right? Now, weed has never killed anyone. Sure. The ancillary business to get the plant to the person has its own history. Record low 54%. What was the peak? Scroll down a little bit on that graph. 1970.

What a fucking year. Yeah. 19th is right the year before I was born. I was born 1980. I was drinking by 1985. That has to be kept. I don't care. Wait, why?

Prohibition, dude. Because how, like, how do they even have those stats? Like, that's so cap. No, it's called, it's about census. Yeah, there's white crazier stats out of there than that. That one's very believable. Really? Oh, yeah.

How do you even... You've heard of the stat where it's like scientists, scientists say that you eat like seven spiders a year while you're sleeping? Yeah, how the fuck do they measure that? Yeah. That one pisses me off. Yeah. How are you going to measure that?

How? You're going to watch some... You're going to have people in a... On average. Yeah. A study. for a year and you're going to watch their mouths for a year. Now.

It's fake. Logically, it's like how many times a year do you fucking swallow a mosquito or a gnat just accidentally by walking or outside? 0.5. Okay. But it happens. And there's 7 billion people. But we're only sensing...

Yeah, there are people in countries that are eating spiders on purpose in their sleep. Yeah, no, you're right. I don't believe in that one either. Yeah, I don't believe in that one either. People in Australia just swallowing spiders all night. Big ass ones Gross Anyway so that's why

It's just like It's this This plant This is all politics Listen this plant Not only has to never Killed anyone Ever

But it makes everything better It makes conversation better Food tastes better Sex Well it It indirectly kills people Because it gives them Lung problems in the future

Cigarettes kill On a daily He's just I'm just a message He's just saying. It's a gateway drug. It's a gateway drug. It's a gateway drug.

People have been murdered over weed. Yeah, yeah. Again, the ancillary occurrences that happen from getting the plant to the individual. This might be a, like, faded question, but what if you, like, inhale it with your nose? Like, what happens? Yeah.

Same thing. Like, are you still? Yeah, it's going into your lungs. Yeah, so the air. No, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. I don't know how anatomy works?

Like, your nose is connected to your lungs. Yeah. See, like, I just don't be thinking. Like when I said it When I ask questions I'll be digging But yeah People do that

They go like The same as cigarettes Yeah Yeah of course But you know Cigarettes have chemicals in it Yeah I'm not saying cigarettes

Dumb But I'm saying smoking weed Can still affect your lungs And lead to other Health problems in the future So it does kind of kill people Look it up Well I already know

I don't need it No look it up right now How many people die How many people die from weed Weed Lung cancer Well No

Weed lung cancer not a thing. WLC, leads to like a health thingy that gives... Of course, putting any smoke inside of you. Exactly. Your lungs weren't meant to

inhale anything other than oxygen. Fun fact. Why do 90% of smokers not get lung cancer? All right. 10% they have lung cancer because of weed.

I'm not on your... Survival of the fittest, dude. I guess... No, I know, no. Hey, I like it, dude. I'm just saying. It's not... You're saying it never causes death.

10% have died from it. Rudy's a fucking cop. No. Smoking marijuana may be associated with an increased risk of developing lung cancer. Additional research is needed to fully understand the long-term health effects of marijuana smoking and how it affects a person's risk for long cancer. However, researchers know that marijuana smoke contains many of the same harmful chemicals and compounds found in tobacco smoke.

The issue is made more complex because many marijuana users also smoke tobacco through blunts. So it can be difficult to determine the cost of diseases they develop for the reasons. That's why I only do bong rips. Yeah. I'm not a lie. You know what I think it is? I don't think I'm anti-smoking. I think it's like people. Like they gave me like a bad look. That's why I look at it so bad. Because at least growing up like, like there's like weed smokers are just like like, like, lazy pieces of shit. And loxious and losers and it kind of rubs me out. Like you're cool though. So like you're good. Like I give you the past. You are a good. You are a good pot smoker. First of all, you could. First of all, I know. You still got to drive. I know. Thank you. I think weed kills a young man's ambition. I feel like when you do it's certainly squawish RETweet

Squashed mine I was a lazy Back in the day too Oh huge Huge Yeah you can just I won't until one Once the last time you smoked to join Like probably four years ago

Yeah he looks kind of rough Yeah you've been I look rough No no no I'm saying back in the day You looked rough Oh he did He looked great He looked great back in the

Now he looks like shit Because he's sad all the time That he doesn't have his His little You know what I'm sad I was definitely lazy because of weed What's your drink Your go-to drink

Tequila Miller light. Okay. Hell yeah. You know what I had for the first time, boss? espresso martini. What? Espresso martini?

Yeah, for the first time I had it the day. So that doesn't take the edge off? I'm not on edge right now. Or like, killing. I'm saying, like, he's just calm. I mean, if I, like, really want a non-alcoholic, but, like, I'd rather have a water. You never be doing that?

Like, you never drink non-acolic? I do just, like, occasionally. Occasionally. It's actually pretty good. It tastes like in the beginning. I would. You want to try it? Yeah, pass it.

It passed it on. It's still kind of cold. Still kind of cold. Oh, yeah. Shout hacks. I'm gonna get drunk? Nope. Come on, man.

Hope not. There's no alcohol in there. It just tastes like beer. As terrible. Wow. It's like the... And it doesn't get you drunk. No.

Happy juice. The only reason you drink beer is to get drunk. So if you're not drinking for the flavor. Psychologically, I think it's easier to weed off of it. I actually like the taste of them. I can convince myself to get, I'll get drunk. I used to drink Heineken's exclusively in high school. It has 69.

High school. Like in my, like immediately when I saw, I've never been a beer drinker, like specifically a beer drinker, but definitely like alcohol was not my thing. And then I got into the gaming industry, E3s, Paxies, Pax West's. You were just drinking. Hilton Anaheim bars. You're going plastered. Dude, no.

Well, yeah, I mean, it was bad. I would, yeah. Like you would be like, yeah. No, no, no, come on. I was a grown adult, dude. Grown adult. But I have been known. To rock the microphone.

Yeah. 13 rum and coax, easy. No problem. Still, I mean, can't play video games on that. Weed? Good, buddy. All right. Rockstar leaks.

Here's my official statement before I read GTA leaks's official statement. Ready? Yep. GTA themselves are creating. AI videos off of actual scenes in their game to throw off the scent. They said, yo, what if we're the leakers? What if we're the ones that leak, like, information about our game that's believable enough, but we're in control of it?

So, Rockstar Games has done that. I think in my opinion, I mean, that would be the smartest thing to do, no? I like it. It's a fun theory. I'm not reading that. So they're leaking shit? So like other people don't leak shit, basically? Yeah, we know that many of you have been winning to here regarding the events of the past week.

Understatement, videos of Grant Tebtado, gameplay, bleak, blah, blah, blah. Let's see. This is the leak? We have hoes. Should we play? Hmm. This looks like DTF5. Dang, he's going to go fuck people up in there?

Damn, that looks so real. It does. That's sick. That's so sick. Are those binoculars? See, this is the only thing that makes me believe it. Believe what? Whoever got into this.

Like, how will they know that there's going to be binoculars? You know what I mean? That's the only thing that this whole thing That doesn't make sense on my theory The attention of details, awesome I mean, look at this lady She looks like real person That person over there is a person

You can't you? Yeah, sick What the fuck? You should try in real life, but it's so much better Yeah, we're a little bit of runner I never played GTA A purpose? Just fucking out

All right, cool. Thank you. Yeah, look, I'm looking forward to it. Like, leaks don't do anything to me. It doesn't ruin the fucking game. It doesn't do now. If it was movies, I would have an issue. Yeah.

I have a problem. I can't wait, bro. I'm not going to lie. Hopefully, uh, we're able to fucking work in there. Like a real job? You do that? Pick a real job? You do that?

Yeah, that's a little side job. Back at night? Yeah, just spawning in bed with a VR headset, just laying down and fucking like, You're like a cash register at 7-11 or something? Yeah, just what's up, man? Just making contents and shit. Yeah, listen, there's,

IKEA, I think, is paying $17 an hour for you to be a, an IKEA representative in the IKEA store in Roblox. What? Christ. That's insane, bro. I would do that. My little brother would fucking do that.

Yo, you got to be careful with fucking Roblox, man. What a world. You got to make sure. Yeah, just make sure he in how old's your brother? Oh, the young ones? 10, 11? Yeah, tell them not to talk to strangers. You could talk to strangers?

You could talk in Roblox? Yeah. There's fucking predators in there. On the iPad? You could talk in there? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah.

And 85% of Robux uses our predators. 80%. Well, relax. You can't say that. They might sue you. Oh. So only speak facts, dude. 85% is insane.

Okay, estimate. You just say there's a good percentage. 85% is astronomical. Oh, we can look it up. I'm sure Blake is looking it up right. now so you can give you some 15% that play I saw I guess you play you play Roblox hell yeah what do you play football fusion

doors what the fun what's the one with Val's Vow's freak he's gonna piss at me it's a shooting one it's hell of fun it's a shooting game one it's good you play no you're trying to play no no let's get our Roblox on bro I'm good trying to join 85% yeah absolutely no we might get cancelled for joking about pitophilia dude we don't agree with pitophilia at all we don't

In fact, Tush, we don't. In fact, if you put... 85 or die. If you put 13... If you put all 85% of them in this fucking room and you give me enough bullets, I'll take care of them. I'll beat the freak out of them. No, they got to be extinct.

No, you're going to get some... I don't think you're allowed to say that, though. You? You can't say I'm going to... If you put 85 pedophiles in here and I have the legal... I mean, I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm not saying legally you can say you're going to kill them. If, okay, listen. Can you say that?

I can, it's free speech. Okay. And also, as long as it's in the creative context, according to the essence of the scene as it is in this podcast scene, I think that I'm allowed to do that. But I do mean that. I think that they should all be extinct. Yeah.

And you touch a kid, be dead. Yeah. No, I agree. I agree. Again, I'm not opposed. I agree. You're not seeing any stats.

Anything, how do you do? Yeah, you pulled that deep out of your ass suit. 85 is fucking bananas. It was on CNN. It was so far off. It was CNN. Come on, man. Again, that's another big.

thing. Just so you guys know, Swutti is not not only an optic, but also as a contractor. You can reach to him directly.

If you want to reach through me, reach through my employers, Hector Rodriguez. My representatives. Anthony Zinney. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, do you have anything

regarding that and Roblox? About what? A Roblox? 17% of all day about 20, wait what is it approximately 17% of all daily active Roblox users

Okay right there in 2025 Roblox submitted more than 65,000 reports of suspected child sexual exploitation Oh, fuck. Damn. Cyber Tip line according over 150 child safety lawsuits

have been filed against Roblox. Damn. Mm-hmm. Be careful, man. You got to, bro. They got to do it. Actually, yeah. Yo, get them into Minecraft.

It's way better. No, Roblox has more games. There's a lot of shit you do on Roblox. Yeah, there's a lot. Okay, you can build Roblox inside of Minecraft. Isn't it Fortnite doing the Santhias Roblox? They have all the mini games and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a lot of those games. The brain slop. Anyway, just where I was going is just make sure that someone's keeping track of that activity. My nieces and nephew use it, so you better believe. I didn't even know that. I sent, yeah, exactly. I send all any report that I see about Roblox

I send it to my sisters to make sure that they stay on top of their shit really good I don't want to be put in a position to have to murder somebody up someone right

cool where are we at now should Optic have a league should have league fans hold on fantasy football should Optic have league fans can audition to join

Who the fuck wrote this Should Optic have a league fans can audition to join Who red that wrong. They didn't put it. Who the fuck doesn't know how to read? Best Fantasy Punishment you've seen.

There's one where people have to trick or treat like in the middle of July. Oh, that's good. They're 30 years old and they have to go to our house in the middle of July during the day and a full costume and do trick or treat. Yeah. While their buddies is just laughing the car. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah.

A lot of good ones. Isn't an Optic doing a fantasy league? They do. They do fantasy league. Yeah. Who won that last year? You did? No, you did.

Oh. I know nothing. Did you play it? I'm supposed to take James' spot this year. I don't really get it. I really don't know. Oh, shit, that's good.

But you haven't played that? I don't really, like, oh, so you just draft players and, like, they, do you think they're going to do good? You draft players that you think are going to do good? And then if they get hurt, you have to swap them? Yeah, but if they do good, like your player has five catches, 100 yards, and a touchdown.

Yeah, yeah, he gives you points. And then you have your team gives you points, and you play someone else, and their team gives them points, and whoever has more points wins that way. Then you could trade with people. You could trade with people. You could trade with people. You can pick up people off waiver wires. I've been in my league and I don't know nothing about football for the past maybe six years.

So wait, what makes it fun though? Like what? You just feel like. There's money involved. There's money and there's competition. I know there's gamble on a fucking game that I'm actually going to watch. Yeah. But you can.

But you do watch. And you do. It's fun. I'm in five leagues. I'm in four this year. Yeah. Four leagues? Yeah.

It's far too many. How many have you won? It's miserable. I mean, have I won? Yeah. Like total of all time? How much that? Yeah.

Like five championships. For real? Boleship. I'm not showing. I'm not trying. Bullshit. How long you been playing? I've been playing since high school.

Yeah. And I'm not saying every year I've done four leagues, but keep that in mind. So I'm in a lot of leagues since high school. Like five is, I think that's pretty reasonable. Yeah. You're just a hater. All right. Let's go join a league then, bro.

And I'll show you what I'm about. Damn. He said you're just a hater and join a league. How much do you win? One of them was, uh, the highest one was two. $200 buy-in, there's two of them were 100, and then one was 20, and the other one was 50. So how much is, 200, how much people was in that? Some were 12 or somewhere 10.

Do you want 2,400? Well, $1,700 around there. Because second place sometimes get their money bag. I don't like those. Participation is true. First place gets everything. Anyway, I won my league once, and I've never come in last place until last year. But I don't know anything about it.

I don't keep up with that. Oh, you just be doing it. Ever since... You auto draft, huh? Ever since, no, I don't. Ever since Optic became a thing, I stopped watching all sports. Really?

I only watched Optic now. Yeah, so for the last 20 years. Hey, you're a real one for that, but you'll watch, like, a game if it's on it. Yeah, I'll watch a game. You throw on the Super Bowl or something. Maybe throw some on the grill? I watch all the major events.

The playoffs or something. I don't watch playoffs. Not NBA. Actually, last year's NBA was kind of exciting. You need to tap in the hockey, bro. Hawks will go fuck yourself, dude. Hogfy. And we're going to watch Joe Barrow

win the Super Bowl this year. Huh? We're going to watch Joe Barrow win the Super Bowl this year. Yeah, sure. All I know is that we still don't know if the bears are going to Indiana or not. They are. Confirmed?

Confirmed? Yeah. I don't know about that. I hear confirmed all year. Whatever. I'll tell you what. I'm going to stop. It's hard concrete.

Your guys is confirmed. Caleb Williams, yeah. Indiana Bears, baby. Caleb Williams. Oh, you see his last photo shoot in those New Jersey? Caleb Clayster Williams Because he paints his nails Not my quarterback

Well that's not wrong with fucking painting your nails No no no I'm not talking about that I was talking about something else It was something along those lines Yeah I'll paint my nose I'll paint my nose I'll paint my nose

I'll paint my nose It's swag So our fantasy football punishment For a while Was loser Wures a dress at the next draft At the next draft

And I said I'm like Who the fuck's being punished then I don't want to see this fucking That's true Bad ass. It's a group punishment. Yeah. Bad ass.

Yeah. See fucking wearing a... And then... Wait, why are you calling James? I was gonna ask, can you give me water? Thank you. Me too, James, please, bro? Yeah, so I'm like, yo, we can't do this.

Yeah. I've never came in last place, so I wasn't... I wasn't afraid. I actually would want you to do that punishment. Say that again? I would want you to do that punishment if you lost. You would want to see me in a dress? If you lost, I knew it would be funny.

What was funny about me wearing a dress? Because you're very much. masculine so it would be... I can wear a dress. I wear a dress, bitch. You're gonna... I have great legs. I wear a dress.

I have great legs. Oh my gosh. What's up, brother? Caught his bag. Yo. Yay. We got big Smitty in the house podcast. It's all good.

Yeah, it's not about that. It's just I don't want to see my friends wearing a dress personally. Yeah, there's a good one where they have to wear a dress like on the front nine of a golf outing with the boys. Okay, that's punishment. In public. Other people see them. If you guys are just doing it in your own home at a fantasy draft, it's like, all right, what are we doing?

I saw one where they have to be at a bar the whole day. And then you only drink to reduce time. Yeah. That one's hard. You only drink to do it. To reduce time. Yeah. That's no punishment.

So are you allowed to puke? Wait, why did you do two trips? Why don't you just grab two bottles at once? And then he was doing a good job. Doing a good job. And then he, thank you. Thank you, James. I love James.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Joe, can we leave a like in the video for James. Yes, sir. games needs a race.

Cool. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, should Optic have a league? If the fans won an Optic Fantasy league, yes.

Hell yeah. Yes, of course. Fuck yeah. You have to get on that pretty quick. I would totally play that shit. Oh, stop hating. Yeah,

you can put up the prize pool for the winner. If it's fucking the Bengals versus my Cowboys, I'm not on the Cowboys. I'm not on the game. And they got Torch last year when they played.

We're celebrating Xbox. What is this? Halo thing? Chris yeah transparent is the word that you're looking for okay

yeah transparent we got gaming controllers okay I remember those it looks like they're partnering with Razor

wait is that uh is that backbone or is that their own invention yeah that one to the right

the handheld yeah okay that's games gamester no backbone to the left the second one no no he was right

he was right oh they do have a backbone a backbone backbone you know who's an investor Are there? Jack?

You are? No. You are? You should? No one, they get money over there. Listen, no one hit me up for that. They get money. No one hit me up for it.

It's all good. Yeah, money. It's all good. Hey, you don't need them. Hey, you know what I hope. I hope that they have a good exit. I want my man Jackie to win always. Always.

Always. 2K27 and GTA collab? Is this real or is this one of those like fucking bullshit? Give me one of those bullshit. Oh, no. It's by culture crave. Is it real? Oh, you can play 2K.

in GTA, that is fucking sick. Oh, dude, a game wormhole. Yes. That's bad. Why? That's so bad. Why? You're getting on GTA to play 2K inside GTA? Yeah. Gotta go outside. That's brain rot, yeah. That's mega rot.

Dude, if you... You hop on 2K in GTA or normal 2K. Some people just can't go outside, man. Like, this day in age, people don't go outside. That's like super duper rot. Let me ask you, the girl that you're dating now. How did you, how did you guys connect? Hinge.

Okay. So you didn't go off to right of bar. No. Is Hinch better because you guys like find commonality like you quicker or what? I certainly wasn't looking to date. Yeah. Yeah. It just happened.

Okay. That's how love happens. That's how love happens. That's how those first. Love happens. Oh. Okay. Hanging.

On Hinge. Like crazy. Dude, look at him. It looks like a young, a young George W. With a mustache. He was going to get picked. up immediately. I want to be like YouTube.

Now watch this drive. Now watch this drive. Speaking of golf. I'm kidding. Dolly, pardon, rest in peace. RIP. What a legend.

A legend. Yeah. What a legend. What a legend. An American legend. How old was she? 80-something. 88.

80. 80. 80. 80. Big 8. RAP, man. RAPE, man. RAPE dolly.

That's crazy. Yeah. Rest in peace. Dolly Parton. Thank you for entertaining so many people. Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson star in a new TV show Brothers after the discovery that they meet. No way. No way.

They actually may be have brothers in real life. Well, how the fuck did I not know this? How the fuck did I not know this? Have you seen True Detective Season 1? No. Best, one of the best, if not the best. I know. I need to actually tap into that.

Wait. I was told, I was today years old same. when I learned that Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson might actually be half-brothers and not conspiracy theory way. Matthew has publicly said his mom told him she knew Woody's dad in Texas in a non-platonic, in a not platonic way. What's platonic? And the time, platonic means that they were fucking. They were fucking. Oh, that's what platonic means.

Potonic means the opposite. Oh, Potonic means you're not freaking. So non-platonic means you were freaking. Wait, non-plotonic means you were fucking? Not necessarily, but you were more than friends. So what's platonic? Plotonic means not. It's friendship.

Like friendship. Like we're platonic. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. In theory, yes.

Oh, you might not be. Wait, what? So you're messing with a girl. You're saying we're non-platonic. Well, no, it's a weird way to say. No, you just don't even worry about it. You can say, we're in a non-platonic relationship, babe. Don't call her babe if you're in a non-platonic relationship.

Hey, baby, you try to get non-plotonic with me? Get out of the Fred's out? What does? Say that. I like that. Can we get out of the platonic zone? All right, brothers, let's see the teaser. Uh-huh.

Bingo bingo bongo. I fucking love both of these men. Would you sleep with my girlfriend? No, I will not. Is that Morgan Wallet? Can I tell people that you did? No, you cannot. They ask me why you want it.

What the hell are you doing here? I just needed time to decompress. Decompress for one. How is it about someone who lives with three women knows so little about women. Honestly, you can be very confounding as a gender. Maybe it's not a total coin again, because you are nuts. All right, stop, enough.

I don't want a movie to be ruined. It's a show or a movie. Whatever it is. It's definitely a show or a movie. If you guys have not seen True Detective Season 1, do yourself the ultimate fucking favor and watch that tonight. It is one of the best. shows and it's just a season but it is one of the best shows in the history of television

media so good so fucking good 10 out of 10 good season two sucked season three better season four not good do in three teaser do you guys do you guys what i haven't I don't watch any of the dunes. I don't have seen any dunes. No? Never. We're too grown for that. You're a cultured man.

We're too young. You're too woke, bro. Ladies and gentlemen, yo, how old are you? 22? 22? Dude, I'm gonna be honest. You're a little bit behind, dude.

Why? You're making fun of old's, but. Dude, he missed 9-11. Dude, how do you missed all of it? Yeah, I don't know how you did that. Okay. I'm glad. Is it weird to say I'm glad I missed it?

Like, it's not a good, that's not a good thing. No, I'm hell American. I love America. America. United States. United States. United States. I'm American.

United States. I'm doing the drafts. Like, I don't like it goes Mexican-American. I'm American-American Mexican. Oh, you're American-Mexican. Is it cool? Are you Mexican? Uh-huh.

Latokisi. I don't know. We get down on here, bro. You know, what's your mustache ad, man? Unbelievable. All right, let's do some one-of-one drafts. Swutie. Mm-hmm.

Letter B. Oh no. Best thing for your kid to be good at. Let or be. He's at the double doors. Who? Jesse, he's in the Halo 3 video. A boo-boo-dibu.

A boo-boo. A boob-doo. That name I know. Yeah. Okay, Swoodie. Best thing for your kid to be good at. Okay, best thing my kid would be good at. What's a dune?

What did you say? Oh, no. No, freak no. If it must be game, it would be like Counterstrike or, or, or, you know. League of Legends. Okay, pick one. Counter strike, Counter strike.

Can I say Counter Strike too? No, I already had it. You can't take you, bro. League of Legends. It doesn't have to be gaming. Can you believe this? Oh, wait, wait, go on. It could be the piano.

No, no, no, no. Too late. All right, fine. No, you know what? I'm curious. I'm curious. What? Soccer.

No. Okay. Whatever the fuck. The best thing for your kid to be good at. Smoking weed. That's good. I like that.

That's good. That's good. Fishing with cat. I would have to say as a kid, okay, so, I mean, how old is this fucking kid? It won't matter what he's best at. Oh, hey. The best thing to be good at cleaning after himself. What?

Okay, no one's voted. There's no way. That's what you chose. That's what you chose. I want my kid to be good at cleaning. After himself or herself. If they're not, you just. I mean, I can't say sports, yeah, because that's stepping on ants.

Yeah. Yeah, you can pick a sport. That's fine. That's fun. Okay, listen. Think about this. I'm just thinking of messy. This kid is the best

that he's the best teenager. I know, I know. Like everyone's going to catch up to him. I'm more so thinking sports for the intangibles of like hard work and being socialized and being coached

and the properties that sports entail. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm going to go. We were having a moment. Yeah, we're interrupting because there's four microphones that are live at once.

So when the person going Dude, this is why it was it Yeah, you'd think that'd be easy to do, but they don't. All right, go ahead, tush. Yeah, go ahead, tush. Golf? No. I have no idea if I can't say sports as a whole.

Inge, nice. I'm choking, I'm really thinking. That's why I say cleaning up after himself. I'm really thinking here. Do you kid to be good at? I don't know. Pretend you had a kid. Do socializing.

Socializing. I like it. Yeah, heck yeah. That one's cool, but cleaning up after himself is not. All right. All right. Touche, something nostalgic. This is like something nostalgic in our lives?

Or just anything in general? 9-11. 9-11, again this guy. You're kidding. I was kidding. It's kidding. It's because I called him a young George W. Dude.

Something nostalgic. There's plenty. There's plenty out there. There's plenty out there. There's plenty out there. Pillow pets. What is it? Think about the 1990s when you were kid.

You're going down a slide. Oh, okay, okay. But do you remember that, though? Fuck yeah, dog. Really? Hell yeah. Yeah. Riding a bike.

It's my turn. Yeah, riding a bike. Pretty good, too. Pretty good. Did I tip you off on that? Yeah, you did actually. Because I was going to say, I was going to say MLG, or I was going to say 90s basketball. Drinking for the first time.

Hell yeah. Puking. It was within the last three years But I mean it's nostalgic Swoot Something nostalgic Oh family dinner for my parents got divorced Nice

Nice hell yeah Nice no need to say why Congrats Alright Worst thing to step on Swoot don't say dog shit Worst thing to step on Oh I have one

Yeah Or what's because it happened to me On the staircase yesterday Oh, my God, dude. Oh, now they have inside jokes of things that happen in their home. That's, bro. That's crazy, bro. Because no one's cleaning that fucking, huh.

He was like, I think there's like, he was like, I think there's shit. There's lettuce. That was lettuce. Oh, that was insane. Yo, hey, who cleans your house? I clean my house. No, no, hire a service. I am.

I trust me. I am. Yeah. No, like. In the end season? Yeah, yeah. It's off season. Talking like, I have time to do shit.

You know? Oh, wow. I was so funny. You guys had to be there. You guys. I actually don't know. Okay, then say shit, man. Move on, come on.

Poop. All right, for me, I was playing soccer when I was a little kid in the front grass and I was wearing no socks and fucking, like a pin. Pin was like... Pen or pin? No, pin, a pin.

That you put in the wall. What in my foot? Oh my goodness. Yeah, like attack. So yeah, just put like attack. Like a thumbtack. And that shit fucking hurt like a bitch. Oh, my God.

Worst thing to step on being barefoot and stepping on four Legos That's it That's where you draw the line Hey God forbid a fifth one shows up Yeah that will suck even more I mean a rock is way worse than Legos

I'm not gonna go rock I'm not gonna go rock because you have to be barefoot Can I like can I go like mud in new shoes Yes That sucks Never happened to me because I pay attention to where I'm walking Because of dog shit but Yeah, who's winning, then.

Yeah. Anything that starts with the letter C. Oh. Oh, anything that starts with the letter C? Ooh, I have mine. I have mine. Oh, he's trying to get a raise. What?

But he didn't mention, he didn't put parentheses before parents' divorce. Anything that starts with C. How old were you? I was in middle school when that happened. Damn. All right, come on. We're doing like best things that start with C. Yeah.

I have mine. Say it, man. Say it. You know you want to say it. Okay. Yeah. Just kidding. Just kidding.

What even starts with C, bro? I know. You did a type of wax, like maybe weed, THC, that starts with C? Cannabis. Cannabis. Cannabis. You could do cannabis, bro. No, he's going to do that.

What starts with C that's tight? He could. Don't say the bad word. Cucci. I knew it. I was going to say that one. I knew it. I love that.

The second, when I said, don't say it, it triggered you? It's slang for vagina, dude. Let's go. And who doesn't love that, bra? I love Cucci. Yo, relax. Yo, family-friendly show. You're right.

He's, wow, dude. He already brought someone over last night. Yo, we won't talk about that. We want to talk about smooth. Big swoop. We want to talk about that, though. It's that personality, man. You're a retardant.

What? No, not you. I'm saying here. Don't say that word either. Oh. All right. So say a fucking say it. Oh, is my turn?

It's your turn. Cannabis. Cannabis. All right, what's better than the sea where, bro? Of course, light. Oh, that's better, for sure. Yeah. Crack.

Yeah. I win. I have to win. I think I win. No, I win. The 50 people that have done crack are going to be fired up on that. Let's see this. I think I think I did pretty good from what I've heard.

I heard crack could get you up and going. Good. That's what they're saying. Guys, we're not promoting drug use. Soccer. That's real drugs. That's real drugs. We promote cannabis and that's drugs.

No, it's not. It's a plant. Yo, you would die on that hill. Well, it is a provable fact, you dumb C-word. So then why is it... If it's so great, why is it illegal in some states? Mic drop, mic drop. Why is gambling illegal in all states?

Why is a fucking 50-year-old in government telling a 46-year-old in government telling a 46 year old what to fucking do. If I'm not hurting anyone, fuck off my fucking porch. Yeah. And yeah, that'll do it, man. And that's going to do it, ladies and gentlemen.

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