OpTic Podcast - Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
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Bro, what do they eat to be 5,000?
Imagine two rhinos.
I could take over the world with two rhinos.
I swear to God.
I'm just sending them into shit.
How way it will.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to episode 220 on the optic podcast.
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we're trio gang today man
of the week
uh bo's there's an accident on the on the tollway
so he's he's dragging ass a little bit
hey traffic's no joke getting here man
they always say they're always on my ass man
was seven minutes late today
actually I was 13 minutes late
oh yeah 13 but in my defense
money mart didn't even show so I walked in
I was like I'm good not good because the two super
Stars were waiting. Yo, okay, I do have like a valid, like, oh yeah, please. So last night,
dude, I've been just like, in my life, it's like I get on stream, get off, couch with
it is hang out. I don't have like any other like other hobbies that I really do. Love that.
So I played pickleball last night with TP, T.P. Symphony and Crowder. And bro, I had so much
fucking fun. I was like, I came home buzzing. I was like, oh my God, I had so much fun. Love it.
Yeah, now I'm in there every Monday.
I'm fucking there.
I'm there next Monday.
We're there next Monday.
But my excuse.
Wait, oh, you don't practice on Mondays.
So you'll be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they play late.
We didn't start to like 6.30.
That's not late.
That's perfect.
Yeah, well, it's like after their scrimms, they get done it.
Three hours is a hell of games.
Yeah, we played so much.
But like, so we went there and, yeah, we played three hours.
So I'm like, I'm just so sore.
I woke up this morning.
Every single muscle on my body is like sore.
Yeah, good.
but we got there and it's like you put your racket in like a hole and it's like oh it's one of those
yeah so it's like a rotating court and so you put your racket in like the racket holder and
whenever your racket's up it's your turn and there's four courts and it like just keeps rotating
with anybody that's there well no we were if you're like a force if we had four people so
if you're fours you just wait for a court to fully open but like people would like pick up and
people are like we need one someone would
hop in. Oh shit, it looks like a pickup game of basketball.
Yeah, no, it was, it was super cool.
I go to, or like every once in a while, every once in the Blue Moon.
I think it's called Oakland or Oak something.
And it's like a park that has like, I think eight courts and that's what we do.
Yeah.
They like random pickup TV2s.
But like on some crazy shit, Micah Parsons was there, like just hanging out and playing
like, he was playing games against anybody.
He had like one of his friends there.
How big was he?
I mean, he doesn't look like, he had like a sweatshirt on.
Okay, okay.
He didn't look like fucking, I mean, I'm sure.
Well, how's he moved?
How's his agility?
Oh.
Professional athletes?
His like, his like back of the line to net speed, it was like nuts.
Impressive?
He looked like a fucking lion.
Like, he's like, just hella low.
Like, you could tell that motherfucker's different.
I have a confession to make.
When you brought up lying, it hit me that I have three cats and I haven't touched them.
I haven't touched a single one of my cats.
I haven't touched, I haven't done this to him.
Just like, I guess, I,
Because I still have that apprehension about cats.
Well, you haven't done what to that?
I haven't touched them.
I haven't touched them.
I haven't even touched them.
I haven't touched them.
How many cats?
How long have you had them?
How long have, what do you think?
A couple months?
A couple months.
They're hell of cute, too.
Well, Jude and Liv just got them.
Anyway.
They have a cat room.
A cat room?
Yo.
Well, so do we.
You guys.
Yeah, so do you.
But his is like, ours is like, they go in there.
They got like a cat tree, some other shit in there.
He's got like a full-on five-story.
star.
Yo, those cats are living great.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
They got the litter robot and...
When you said...
When you said lying...
When you said lying...
We have Skittles.
No, you see me as the best.
We have Skittles.
Sabrina and Evelyn.
Evelyn is the one I was thinking about.
Anyway...
They're helicute.
So cool.
I'm like...
The other day I was so close to...
Liv had one in her hands and it's going on there.
That was like I wanted to grab one.
No, no, no, no, I was so close to but I just can't bring myself to.
Yo, I wanted to touch base on the, obviously on the state of the team, but my ADHD is getting me.
Are those too big for you?
No, they're not.
No, they can clearly see that there's not.
They actually feel perfect.
I know you're saying.
They actually do like seem big.
but I swear they're actually perfect.
I swear.
No, no, no.
Motherfucker, I can see like two inches
at the back of your heel right there.
You don't know.
You should get like,
you should have Hector like deck out a white pair
and get like some hell of fire like,
like Optic Texas ones.
No, yeah, for the matches.
Actually, were these on stage,
our last, uh...
You shouldn't.
You should do like a cool.
You should throw them shits out.
You should throw them shits out.
Well, no, they're not.
They're not for comfortability-wise.
Because like...
No, I get it.
I love those shit.
I love those.
We're wearing like shoes, to be honest.
No, but these are fire, right?
Yeah, those are those are.
I've been wearing them since you got them.
Yeah, I'm going to get you a new pair because, Jesus Christ, throw those out.
I've never.
I have never seen those look that bad.
Anyway, I'm going to get you a smaller size, though, so they fit really good.
You even took off the sports mode.
Yeah, and I don't like the sports mode.
We're not doing, we're doing a sneaker cam.
Scumps got the, uh...
It's my everyday pair.
It's every day pair.
Who drew those?
You actually drew that?
Yeah.
You want me to make you some?
I don't really like those.
The low tops?
Air Jordan.
Oh, no.
They're not even Air Jordan.
Oh, I thought there was Lord.
I thought I could have sworn you did the Air Force.
No, Air Jordan Lowe's.
Fire, fire.
I thought those were Air Forces for a long time.
Yeah.
Anyway, this is not a sneaker show.
Could be.
So you guys went two and all on the weekend.
I'm, listen, as happy as I am that, you know, to see the boys having fun out there,
I'm so apprehensive.
I was thinking, I was talking to Jude, and I'm like, man, we got over that, the dark period.
And listen, I'm not counting my chickens.
They were dark times.
By any means, but, like, it, it, it, it, we were out there fighting for y'all, man.
Bro, we were, like, we stood by you guys every step of the way.
Listen, I ain't going to lie, the last couple, I was like, all right.
Yeah.
I was like, this is getting too hard to.
Just getting too hard to.
too hard to
From a viewer perspective
compared to like
actually being in the moment
like dude
it's probably fucking insane
dude
because like
I just remember losing
and it's just like
because you get to a point bro
where like you just don't know
what to talk about
like that's where we're at
like we just didn't know what to say
like we keep losing
we keep having like
I think our last week
an LAT
like before the LAT's match
was like I said
her best practice
but we lost that match
and I just didn't like
I didn't know what to say
like yo we actually
look good this week
what would have happened
in your opinion Seth,
if it wasn't LA thieves that they played
for their last match and it was some middle
of the pack team and we beat
them.
Change would have still came, right?
I don't think so.
Do you think we would have continued to push through?
I think so. That's what my mind is
like I told the entire time like, I mean,
even Damon was saying like, he said like
some corny shrie. He was like, Rome wasn't built
in like a week or some shit. And I was like,
on God.
I was just saying trust the process.
And for the longest time, like, that's what I was, you know, trying to do.
But things just literally just didn't work out.
Yeah, it was.
It was just, bro.
Honestly, I ain't going to lie.
Like, love Kenny and A.G., but it just wasn't working.
Like, it's, it's, I feel like the team now, I feel like everybody benefited.
I mean, AG went and got the bag.
Fucking.
And then Kenny looks pretty comfortable on Rocker right now.
So I think, like, the biggest thing that, like, the reason why it didn't work is because, like,
whenever AG wasn't on the team
for like the whatever month, two months
that he wasn't on the team, I think that like lack of
practice without him
and then getting back on the team, like those two months
were so valuable to where we just couldn't even find
like our like hundred ability deal.
It was like us in B04 when Brandon had his visa issues
we took two weeks off and played with Zuma instead
and then after that it was like
it just didn't feel the same.
But obviously
two months
that is way
different. And then not only that, like,
because Kyler's kind of different, because like,
I don't know, it's been like a month, but like,
Kyler's, like, playing. Like, Kyleor was actually, like, playing.
Yeah. Not saying that AG didn't really play, but, like,
I mean, bro, he was really playing against, like,
Australian 8s. Those guys
are... Australian ranked. Those guys are not touching
the fucking hell. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no.
So, it's so,
different, but... But you guys look like hell of comfortable
now. That first series, it was,
like, it looked like a little bit of the pre-match
jitters, like, I mean, you're playing
Kenny. It's your first series back with this team.
And then the second series against Cloud 9 was fucking flawless.
You guys looked like hella good.
Playing your lives.
The search was clean.
The S&D was really clean too.
The S&D was so clean.
We were sitting there like,
hell yeah, fucking let's go.
We were so hype.
I was watching people play their lives down P4 on protocol.
I was like, fuck yeah.
Not overchallin.
Yeah.
I almost scammed last round against Rocker, but.
Yo, it almost happened against Cloud 9 too.
Oh, yeah.
The same thing.
I think it was a 4B4 bottom P4 and someone back right got
Oh no that was Tyler
Yeah someone got picked again same angle
I got yeah since I was in that scenario
Literally the day before I knew exactly how to play
I was throwing the tightest shimmies
Yeah now you guys looked really good
So it's good to see you guys look comfortable
Scrims look like they're going well
Start 2 oh
And it's only five matches so I think like
I think two wins might get you guys
Winners Bracket already
But you guys have Miami Vegas this weekend
which, I mean, you guys should play well against both them.
Yeah, and then phase to top it off.
Yeah, so I feel like back on track, good split so far.
I am.
Streaming scrimms again?
Yeah.
You don't realize streaming screams on the single PC, I'm not getting as much frames.
And I didn't even, like, think of that until just now.
So I'm not going to...
Huh?
Do you need a new PC?
No, no, no, I don't need any...
It's just like the lead PCs are just so bad to stream on.
But it's not like...
I'm at a disadvantage, but it's not, like, significant to where, like, I'm not going to stop streaming.
What are the frames?
What do the frames go?
I go from, like, 190, 200-ish to, like, 140, 160, like, around there.
As long as you're, like, 144, you're good.
Yeah, which is not, like, too bad, but, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Hey, question, are you allowed to stream?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Thankfully, I have the, like, because there's certain PCs that you can't even stream on.
Like, you get, like, insane packet loss, but I don't have that PC, so we're good.
I have been in such a rut creatively, and I want to get into that.
And the reason that I'm bringing that up is because I'm trying to find triggers that get me back on track.
But to finish off the conversation about this team, I was talking to Jude, and I'm like, man, it feels like we finally went through that dark period.
We all knew it was going to end.
We all knew that it was going to turn the corner at some point.
And then we were going to have to start over in a way to get the cohesion in the team and go there.
because, you know, winning a match here and there, like, obviously that's doable,
but to do it consistently and have a real competitive,
uh,
a competitive edge against everybody else to, or to at least get to a top three,
top four, uh, position.
Like it, it's, it's a grind, right?
I, I, I can only imagine.
I mean, I can experience it, but man, I remember making a point to remember.
I'm like, man, we made it through that dark time.
And I didn't want to say it out a lot because obviously I don't want to jinx shit.
I thought you were about to grab the alien
That's the sage
But I remember making it a point to remember
I'm like man that was the darkest shit
We've been through in such a long time
Never in my life
I didn't I swear to God at points
I felt like I was not I was like
Having an outer body experience
Watching me and this team have like that bad of a of a thing
I could not believe it
Yeah it was tough
Yeah
It was tough.
Trust me, I know.
I mean, we can only imagine how it felt for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I'm glad that we've made.
And again, you know, to sort of explain my mentality during all this is I can't add stress to an already stressful situation.
So, and I know that a lot of people just want somebody to walk in with a hammer and just start breaking shit and fucking move this guy there, move this guy to flex.
as if as if the freedom of oneself to do what they want and not want
was out the window they just thought that we were going to say
AG you're running flex now and he was going to be like okay
you know what I mean it's hard it's it's hard to switch role midseason
like it's hard but I feel like this year it's like you're already spawning up
and depending on the situation you're already switching guns so much so it's like yeah
exactly the only thing that's different is really just like running it like
when the game starts I guess
Yeah.
Because, like, you're, I feel like the biggest thing is, like, as an AR, like, whenever you switch to an AR, like, having that chemistry of, like, where you know, let's say, for example, like, I switch an AR, knowing where, like, Brandon plays with an AR is so crucial to where, like, I had to play off him if that makes sense.
Yeah, if you like, you don't want to take Brandon's spots.
Exactly, exactly.
Those are hot spots.
That's, like, the only thing that, like, you're going to step each other's toes when you do switch.
But other than that, it's, like, like, what you said, like, you're naturally changed to an AR, like, unlike certain else.
Does Dashie pop up with a SMG
Yeah, yeah, Bruce is nice and sub
Of course he's nice with a sub
It's hard, that jackal's nice, man
Yeah, no, the new update though, the new update
Yeah, when do you all start playing
New Patch? Uh, until after this major
Oh, really? Yeah, because they're not fixing
the slide thing, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah,
like the slide to prone? Yeah, yeah. They're not fixing that until like
midseason apparently, so
Damn, you guys got, I was expecting it to be this weekend they switch,
Like, they'll give you a full week of practice?
The new, or that's what like the, the,
it was supposed to be, but then I think
once they announced that they're not going to fix the slide thing,
they switched it. Okay.
Well, that's probably good for you guys, at least.
You get to play on what you're used to,
but it sucks because you can't, like, play ranked and shit.
So it's like...
Yeah, it's kind of tricky, but I mean, I'm probably going to play a war zone
because I'm not going to lie, that shit's so fun.
Dude, dude, I have, I wish...
I love it.
Yeah?
I love it.
It's a map, dude, I'm telling you.
The map is insane.
Say it again?
The map.
Redance is Godlike.
Yeah, it is a good map.
I have no one to play.
play with.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Dude, first of all, I'm not going to get, I'd love to be that.
That is a really bad excuse.
You have nobody to play with.
Bro, I, for the majority of my gaming side of my career, I've played with three individuals.
I've played with Hutch, Diesel, Jay, and Fizz my entire career.
And then Hutch is a political analyst now for, for the lefts, for the left.
And then
Quiz is obviously out there doing his fucking insane crypto run that he's having.
Congrats to him.
And then Diesel is playing baseball.
So I'm sitting there.
He's playing baseball.
Yeah, whoa.
Yeah, for the socks.
That's?
No, man.
No, he's playing baseball.
Oh, the show.
Yeah, the show.
That was about to say.
Yeah, so I don't, I've lost my trio, duo or whatever.
But if you ever need some, like, I'm fucking there 100%.
Dude, it's so much fun.
Hey, you would love the sniper.
The HDR?
Dude, the sniper is broken.
It's so good.
You actually, it's like, it's basically hit scan.
Matt, can you rank my weapons up?
Please?
Thank you.
We share the same computers.
Nothing illegal here.
Yeah, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm hype to, again, it goes back to the fucking same thing that I'll say in earlier.
I have not been able to do anything.
For the past two weeks, I've been.
been literally stuck in
quick sand. You're in a weird
funk? I'm in the weirdest funk in of
my life bro. And I was talking to
Peterman and I'm like, man. That seasonal shit man
changing of the seasons. It's got to be because I'm
45 years old. It hits you, it hits you man.
I'm telling you. You know what it is? Once winter hits, I don't know.
I just like get pissed and then Christmas
hits. It's like fuck yeah.
What are we in or no? We're in summer?
No, we're like spring. Like the rainy
spring season. A lot of storms. And then
we're like a month out and then it's just
in Texas too
But I love that
That's like my favorite
I actually love the
I'm not going to lie
I actually love the
I don't know what you guys
I'm sorry so do I yeah I love it
I mean obviously like walking around is
Not great but like pool days just
It being hot
It's just it's so nice
I mean I wonder now that you're running
So consistently if
This is gonna help
I won't run in a hundred degree weather
Why
Dude I'll literally fucking faint
A hundred degrees
110 sometimes
Yeah no I'm not running
that. I'll literally be a prune, dude. I'll have no water in my body after that. Just fucking
sweating all of it? No way. I'll run inside. You think, why do you think you're in the rut,
though? Or it's a rut? Yeah, it's a rut. I have all of these ideas that I want to execute
for the vlog for like the, like the, like I just have projects in my head that need to be
done and I just can't bring myself to even press start on it. Maybe you have too many ideas.
maybe you need to isolate.
Seth, I would try to do,
it's not even about isolating.
I mean, it's really easy for me to say,
I'm going to do this one.
This was easy.
But then I just can't follow through
because of distractions.
And I've never been in this position.
Back in my day when I was like,
I would be able to just fucking think of something
and just fucking go do it.
No questions to ask.
This is what I got to do.
There's nothing.
Now I'll sit there and I'll be like,
uh, let me fucking answer this shit.
Let me do this.
Let me call this person.
Let me do this.
Let me have a meeting about this.
Let me do this.
Worse than ever.
And it's all avoidance of doing something creative.
We still have the whatnot that we haven't done.
We have to figure out when we're doing that.
Whenever you're ready, man, I'm about it.
I literally, I was telling Judy yesterday.
I'm like, I might be depressed.
I don't know what feeling depressed.
It feels like, but this has to be it.
because I literally
I literally can't find happiness
and fuck
dude I swear to God
I can't
and it's not about happiness
like
you know what I'm saying
I've been there before
I'm not sad
I'm not sad
or I don't feel
I just I just can't produce
and maybe the lack of producing
is what's giving me
this fucking thing
yeah it is it is
trust me
because I've gone through ruts like that
with like streaming
when I like don't know
what to play or
I just I'm not really like
really loving what's out
or you know it's
I've gone through that
but whenever
I would go live, I would feel just, you know, satisfaction and like I would feel way better because
I was productive throughout the day, because I would just be productive.
But I don't know what it is, man.
You're stuck in a pickle.
Dude, I trust me. I know, I know exactly. Like, I mean, I've never really, I mean, the only
thing that I've related to is like fucking running. Like, whenever I was at my peak till like now,
it's like, holy fuck.
It's hard to start.
It's so hard to start.
I'm like, fuck me, man.
But then when you do it, you feel how good after?
Oh, 100%.
You feel so good.
I know for me, at least it takes one run.
I quit smoking for like four days.
That's a long break for you, man.
Dude, that's how big of a funk I've been in.
I literally want to punch myself because I look in the mirror and I'm like, you fuck.
You fucking lose.
All right.
I'm play pickleball this Monday.
I'm not really the one to be sending out invites, though.
I'm the new, I'm the new guy.
Listen, I told Tee.
I can't really be shooting out invites.
When Tee came and sat on your chair for the watch party, I told them like, yo, I think I'm really good at pickleball.
Let me know when you guys are going next.
And he fucking invited you.
Were you guys playing Wars on or something?
No, I was playing with Mace.
And Mace was like, come.
And I was like, all right, bet.
I'm down.
And I was like, I will 100% be there because Tyler asked me like three, four times.
And I would be like, yeah, I'm down.
And then never go.
so this time I was like I will 100% go
like I'm forcing myself to go
and I had so much fun I'm glad I did it
Yeah good
I'll be there next one are you coming or no
Yeah
What battle do you use?
Tyler gave me one of his
I don't know
Yeah it's probably got like
It wasn't one of the band ones though
He was telling me all about like how they try to pack
All that like composite foam into the
Yeah the GA ones
It's like cork
It's like cork and bats
Oh yeah so he's dude
He's probably nice with it then dude
Dude he's nuts
See I'm like decent I two v twos
but I'm really good at 1V1. 1V1.
One is my shit.
Dude, last time I played a 1v1 was against this guy.
I fucking, I started off good and then something happened.
Me and Crowder beat Tyler and Mason.
They were running us, but we beat them one time and I was like,
you know, Tyler, be honest.
You were taking it easy?
He was like, yeah.
I was like, I know he was because watching him play like on the other courts against,
because he was one of the guys that would like jump in.
Yeah.
And he looked crazy.
I'm looking forward to it.
VALB reportedly made 82,000.
Wait, let me rephrase that.
Holy fuck.
Jesus.
In March.
82 million?
There's no way.
Cases in March.
Holy shit.
$82 million.
There was made $100 million.
Just March?
Of of CS2 cases.
My scene shit?
Look.
What?
Why is Cod not trying to do this?
Imagine?
I don't even know.
I don't even know where to fucking begin or end with the state of my favorite e-sport.
The estimate goes to show that lucrative the skin market is for Valve with the $82 million figure only accounting for key and case purchases alone without even diving into the world of reselling skins and other cosmetic items the Valve takes a cut of in the steam community market.
So this is just from people buying cases.
Yeah, literally.
This is not from, you take this fucking dragon lure off of me for 114 grand.
And they take their cut of that.
And they say NFTs is not a thing.
They are raking.
I love that.
I love that for them.
I love that for their e-sport.
I wish my favorite esport would do the same.
I can't wait to get back into CS2 whenever time allows.
I am flabbergasted at reading these things.
Good for them.
And shout out valve, man.
Yeah, no, that's crazy.
I mean, just in March, $82 million.
Holy.
But that's like that's like basically gambling.
Like you buy the cases you're like, yo, I'm either going to spend a thousand dollars and get nothing
or I'm going to get like a $10,000 knife.
That might accumulate to like something crazy.
Or you can get like, yeah, that's nuts.
That's actually absurd.
This is whose kid's market hits record high of $4.3 billion market cap.
That shit's a whole ass.
That's a whole ass.
A whole ass.
Yeah.
That is a whole ass market
Yeah, Connor Strike's Skins.
It's got rid of the fucking
All this other shit.
Yo, why is the stock market down?
I don't know.
Tariffs being one of them.
I haven't looked at it.
Money's on sale.
Yeah, I'm avoiding that shit like the plague, brother.
I'm not looking at that shit.
I don't mean no negativity in my life.
Hey, it's a scumper jumper.
Out of sight out of mine.
I love it.
What are the tariffs, though?
What is that?
Basically, like, taxes on...
I don't know anything about it.
It's pretty much.
an import, export,
tariff is like a tax.
It's like it'll cost,
I'm going to simplify it.
It'll cost Mexico,
call it a 7% tax on the value of the car
as it comes to the United States.
So the United States off the rip
takes that 7%.
Now it's 25%.
So a $10,000 car,
you know, used to be X.
Now it's double, if not triple,
if not quadruple in some cases.
But, you know,
the United States has been doing,
a lot of like
anyway
neither here or there
money's on sale
you guys can look
please do your research
don't be
don't be too afraid
without doing the research
be afraid only
after you do the research
or do what scump
does and just
out of sight
I don't mind it
wait for it to bounce back
man out of sight
out of mind
diversify your funds
bitches
yeah
no 100%
but yeah
I mean
again
it'll come back
yeah
It always comes back.
I tell Liv, I'm like, I'm like, darling, you know, obviously I'm trying to be as
mindful as I am when I'm, you know, sort of teaching her how to navigate through life.
And I'm like, do something fun.
Why don't you just buy a little bit of Bitcoin?
Because she works for me, right?
Like she helps me with my art projects and I give her, you know, she's got her errands that
she runs and shit.
Pay her.
And I'm like, put something, buy a little bit of Bitcoin.
It won't be 15.
Who knows where the fuck is going to go?
You won't miss it.
and then buy yourself all the Pokemon cards
that you want and just hold on
to them. There you go. Nice little flip.
She's into those little monkey, scare monkeys. You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, no, I'm talking about, I think.
The Baba-Bubu? La-a-Bubu.
Are they like...
Teet, they got to fucking teeth.
Oh, I don't know. I got to see these.
Are they like plushies?
No, they're like so... They are dope, though. They are dope.
They're like a really good collectible that's happening right.
You know what I'm talking about, Matt?
Type in monkeys with sharp teeth.
I should know what it is
because my house is literally littered with them right now
Have you found them?
Anyway, so that's like the hot thing right now
It's just a collectible
Accessories that you get
We saw a bunch of them in Japan
And then this year
Here in the United States
They're just like...
They're starting to catch on
They're booming
Wait, I want to...
What is that?
Bungee announces new game marathon
I didn't see this
It's an extraction shooter
Extraction shooter
A little tarkey
Click on that
Well, I find the things.
Okay, what is that?
Hold up.
No, people are actually having this game.
This is the first time me seeing it, too.
Yeah, let me see this.
Pop Mart.
I love the style of the artwork already.
Trailer's mid.
Oh, that yeah.
Blood.
Blue blood.
Uh-oh.
Wait, was...
That's a red tiger coming at you, I ask.
Where?
Oh, pink.
Oh.
Was that a cat?
The lemur.
Okay.
I fuck with the art style.
Same, same.
Heavy.
That was very unique.
I've never seen trailer like that.
What, so mid?
Yeah.
Called it mid.
I mean, it's just like a teaser.
Wait, so wait.
Extraction?
Is that like, what is it extraction?
So like you go in, there's loot on the map worth like money.
There's a marketplace.
You sell it.
There's like that, like Tarkov.
Oh, that's like Tarkov?
Yeah.
Which nobody's done it like Tarkov.
Delta Force, like Delta Force is pretty solid, but still Tarky's like the main extraction shooter.
Like fucking, yeah.
But another, dude, hey, I'm always down for an extraction shooter if they can execute it, right?
Where's the next Fortnite?
Where's the next, GTA6 is the next, like, guaranteed huge game.
I forgot about that game, actually.
But apparently they're not even going to release fucking.
Yeah, yeah.
Like online, like role play shit.
It's just multiplayer.
It's just like GTA online, which I don't really know much about it,
but it's like online.
Like multiplayer, obviously the campaign.
But people say GTA online isn't like all the servers that the streamers play on.
It's not the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you like spawn into a game and it's like...
I don't think you could talk online.
Huh?
I don't think you could talk online.
Oh, really?
From what I remember, I don't think you can talk online.
because I'm pretty sure I would always have to invite my friend through my party.
But that art style looks sick for that game.
Hopefully it's good.
I mean, shit.
I've been playing schedule one.
What is that?
Oh, is that like a drug selling game?
Is that a drug selling game?
Yeah, and I like haven't really found a game that I like get off stream and want to go play another game.
But schedule one, dude, it's just like such a chill.
Like I literally sit in a living room.
I'll throw on her show and I play on my lap.
Apparently you could play or you could make weed.
Yeah, make weed, meth, fucking cocaine.
Yeah, all the fun ones.
They're light just enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So these are the monkeys that I was talking about.
They're called The Monsters by Pop Mart.
They come in blind boxes.
So, super, anyway, just wanted you guys to see them so you can have them in the...
Yeah, yeah.
I've seen this.
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't seen these.
Super, super popular.
Is it candy?
Some, you can get candy, I'm sure, but these are just toys.
1700, wait, is this like, what kind of cash is this?
What do you mean?
What kind of cash?
Oh.
Matt thought that the Malaysia flag was the American flag, which I thought so too.
Yeah, see these right here.
Bro, I literally have, well, not I, but like, I see these all the time in my.
How big are they?
Like this big.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I was going to say, $280.
He said I see these everywhere.
Yeah.
Bro, I see those things all over my house.
I swear to God.
They are cool, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just, it's just.
cool stuff, man.
You're like, it,
it, uh,
I don't know.
Not my thing.
Obviously,
like,
way out of my era,
but I do appreciate the artwork.
Like,
the quality.
If I were to buy one,
I'd buy the one go up a little bit.
So they're all the way to the right.
That one?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
The mega La Boo Boo Boo Boo.
The boo boo boo.
Yeah.
Boob doo boo.
Boob doo doo boo.
I'm about to get booed that.
Look at that shit.
Yeah,
that's fire.
That shit's like a Halloween decoration.
Yeah.
I mean,
I thought they were scary at first, but then they're like, there's something, I don't know.
Now, that's fire.
Yeah, that's why they're so popular right now.
They're just, and apparently, like, my, my daughter has been clipping those little key to her backpack and, like, she's got all these pins and shit.
And that's all you see in Japan.
Here you don't see that, that, that often.
Listen, man, I used to do this part of the podcast and I used to get all this gas in the comments.
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So we got a couple of things that are you into this Minecraft movie?
Are you interested in watching that at all?
I'll watch it for sure.
When it comes out?
Yeah, I'll watch it.
My little brother's watching.
They loved it.
Yeah.
Wait, it's out?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'll watch it for sure.
Bro, Liv.
I'll wait for it to come on Vod.
Yeah, yeah, same.
I'll wait for it to come on Vod.
Bro, Liv, lives like, oh, my God, I can't wait to go see it.
Like, it's going to be the biggest meme movie ever.
Like, there's going to be so many cringy, like, moments or something like that.
She came back and she was like, it was so good.
Yeah.
Apparently, like, the Rotten Tomatoes doesn't have it ranking that high up, right?
at 48, but look at the popcorn meter,
which is like the people,
the one that matters.
Everybody loved it.
And it's become such a riot inside of them
where they're like
the zombie, the little zombie jockey
comes on on top of the, on top of that chicken.
Everybody starts throwing popcorn.
They're like, yeah.
Like, ruckus ensues every single time.
Yeah.
So much so that the cops are screening now ahead of time.
My scale is if it's 150,
combined, it's good.
150?
150?
So if like the audience and the critics is 150 combined, it's...
So this one obviously...
But then I've watched movies that are like 10% and I love them.
So it's like, you can't really.
Bro, you don't know what these...
I'm sure it's good.
Yeah, dude, you don't know what these guys relate to.
You don't relate to the same thing as he says.
It's fucking Minecraft, dude.
I'll fucking love Minecraft.
Yeah, there's no way it's bad.
Well, weren't people talking shit about the trailer?
Yeah.
everybody was sucking shit about everything about it literally but it's a fucking hit it's a
fucking riot like Matt show the show the shenanigans they go on in the movie theater
when we're like literally people it's like a it's like a soccer match in in in the middle of
london they're throwing beers popcorn in the air like it's literal madness okay i'd get
pissed if that was going on dude i don't know in the moment i think you'd be throwing shit too
Have you ever been in a food fight in school?
Never.
No.
What?
You guys didn't have food fights in you?
Yes, food fights?
Hell no.
Every, like almost, once a week, for sure.
I would be so tight.
What?
People would be throwing cookies, pot darts.
Or what do you call it?
You can hit with the spaghetti?
Look at the shit.
Look at the shit.
Look at the shit.
Watch this.
Oh, what?
Okay, maybe this shit might be ass.
Yo, I take it back.
No, no, it's, it's fun.
Bro, the amount.
No, no, this isn't even it, Matt.
There's people literally throwing pop and popcorn and cops show up, kick them out.
I'd be so mad.
Yo, Matt, delete that thing under it.
Stock market falls 10%.
Yo, what the hell keeps reminding us of the stock market, bro?
Get this shit out of there.
10%.
Money's on sale, man?
Fuck.
Money's on sale.
Yeah.
A mysterious landmark on Mars discovered by NASA.
Let's see this.
Let's see this.
I fuck with Elon Musk heavy.
Elon Musk, hit me up.
Yo.
Easy. Killer.
Don't say that.
Hey, guys, he's allowed to like the Ironman of our generation, okay?
He's not pointing towards the political aspirations of one Elon Musk.
He's just saying that what he's doing from-
I just find it crazy that like he's trying to go to Mars, bro.
Okay, so everybody before you get mad at the shots, see,
he is interested because they're trying to colonize Mars and that is a cool thing.
Yeah, isn't that an exclamation boy?
What am I looking at here?
What is that?
It's just a structure.
It's a structure?
It looks like a hole.
No, it's like popping out of the ground.
It's not going into the ground.
It's convex, not concave.
It looks like it's going into the ground, no?
Why the more look at it?
It's like blurring.
It looks like a little fucking alien if you turn your head.
It looks like an exclamation point.
Yeah, I can see that.
It's like, yo, we found some shit here.
Dig here.
Dig here.
Treasure here.
Yeah.
That's the face, the old face.
There's a face?
Yeah.
It's not the same thing.
What's scarier?
Oh, wait.
Move up, move up, move up, move up, move up.
Bro.
I guess that's right there.
The exclamation mark isn't the only landmark which has been flagged.
I can't read from here.
Has flagged the suspicious over the years either.
What's scarier?
Us being alone or they're being aliens?
Us being alone.
You think so?
But what if the aliens are bullies?
You think alien are?
Yes, 100%.
I think it's scarier if they're aliens, bro.
What if one day, like, we're just chilling?
scrimmin and shit and you just see a fucking
you just hear
and you look outside your window
and there's a fucking just mega ship
and there are lasers
ding ding dang dang
I'd be like
so you like it is it actually how it
is it is it is it
oh my god is it how it is it
is it in the movies like we're like it's literally a UFO
and like the green thing fucking comes down and like
you just go up the tractor beam
yeah is it like that I don't know man I don't know if there's
alien life forms out there
No, there is 100%.
How do you know?
Because science says that there is.
Like there are two spaceships that are on our way now.
They were traveling at the speed of light in one direction,
and all of a sudden they beeline it straight into our direction.
Currently as we sit here today.
Where do they live?
Where do they live, though?
Fucking somewhere in the far galaxy.
A different galaxy.
Galaxy.
Dead ass.
Dead ass.
You got to think about infinity outwards, right?
And then think about quantum, like think about, all right, for us, you see an ant and it looks really, really tiny, right?
Yeah.
What is the same scale of insect or bean or whatever for the ant?
Because if we're this big and we can see an ant, then the ant can see that much smaller also.
And then that thing will see smaller.
So it keeps getting contracted and contracted and contracted.
Like the men in black at the end when it...
The marble?
The marble.
You ever see men in black?
Yeah.
He puts the little marble in his thing and it's...
are like universe.
Our galaxy, yeah.
Our universe.
Our galaxy.
Well, is it a galaxy or a universe?
I don't remember.
I think it's a galaxy.
Whatever it is.
But the same way that you think about the expanding universe, I keep getting bigger and bigger
and bigger and bigger.
You have to think about the same thing going into.
So why don't they just like say it was good?
I don't understand.
What?
Like the alien.
Why don't they just like talk to this?
They ain't out there.
Many reasons, right?
Why?
Think about, how do you, how do you communicate?
communicate to an entire species that you are not there to cause harm.
The panic.
You got to think about religion, right?
They will come when their resources are depleted, and then it will be our resources they seek.
Our oceans.
Yeah, what are they going to pay with?
Because they just found a diamond bigger than the sun.
Why do you think they come to our galaxy then?
Sultan.
Because we are an intelligent life form.
Wait, so are they smarter than us?
I don't know if they're necessarily smarter than us.
I just think they're more advanced than us.
The same way they're like, would you say that you're smarter today than a guy your age in the 1800s?
No.
But you know more.
Probably dumber, honestly.
I think we're dumber, bro.
I'm honest.
I mean, I don't know.
The social media, dude, for sure.
Imagine you one view one, the guy from the 1800s?
He'd fucking kill you.
You're on fucking hybrid?
He'd kill you.
No, I'm saying like in Codd, you're on hybrid and shit.
Dude, think about it.
They don't even know what a TV is.
He would fucking, like, he said, kill me.
Yeah, dude, you got to think about it like this, right?
Yeah, Piki Blinders, he's got his little revolver.
I wouldn't have died.
Actually, I can't say that, though.
What if I was born, like, back then and I was just a fucking tank?
Yeah?
The fastest shot in the West.
Hell yeah.
The red demon.
The newest galaxy we know of formed only about 500 million years ago.
Dude, what?
Well, that's the other thing, too, right?
Like, if there is other life form elsewhere,
then you've got to think what it does to religion
and what religious people believe in
in whatever religion they are a part of, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I understand that.
I don't know.
I think it'd be ignorant for us to, I don't know, it's a 50-50.
I say yes.
When I went fishing this year,
I was staring up into the sky
and I saw a satellite trip.
No light pollution?
Zero.
I've never seen a night sky with no light pollution.
Dude, it is the most gorgeous thing.
What does no light pollution mean?
So like light pollution is.
just, it basically, so just think about all the light, it drowns out the sky because it's,
there's just, it's light pollution.
Well, can you, I want to see.
So, like, if you go to, like, the middle of nowhere in Colorado and look at the sky,
you see, it'll look, you'll see every single star.
Every single star.
And I'm talking about what you see now, you see some, right?
Yeah.
Now, imagine all of every space that you see there is filled with stars.
Like, you see.
Just pull up a picture.
You're about to be mindbling.
You never seen, like, the night sky, no light pollution?
Wow
Yeah like that's how it looks
That's what you guys saw
I want to see that shit
Look
I also want to see the
I took a picture of this
Okay that's some alien mischief right there
That's those are stars
That's a galaxy
That's a galaxy
That's a galaxy
And I'll tell you what
When I look straight at it
I couldn't see it
If I looked over to the side
Then I could see it
But every time I focused on it
It disappeared
Why?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know that
But this is the
You gotta remember
This guy's sitting there
Don't
Nah it's Mexican backyard
Multiple joints.
Yeah, but it's backyard chronic.
You know what I mean?
It's not that chronic.
It's just like a...
But yeah, that's how it looks.
It is a side to be seen.
Yeah, like we look up.
We can see three fucking stars.
Like, I let the dogs out every night look up.
I saw three stars.
I was like, all right.
His shit's ass.
Look, that's how it looks.
All right.
This is the...
Damn.
Wait, wait, so wait.
What was your story though?
You saw that and like you think there's...
Well, no.
So I was looking up and I saw one tiny little light.
go forward and then right.
And I'm like, I don't know, no satellite that'll do that.
But like, look at that, Ant.
They can.
Like on that one, Matt?
Damn, bro.
You literally see like that.
Imagine if you saw that. That's got to be doctored.
There's no way.
I mean, it's filtered.
That's got to be doctored.
No, it's, it's.
That shit is like a, you, I feel like I'm on a different planet.
Yeah, no, it's a, that's it.
You're literally about to see a dinosaur looking at that.
Okay, so you see those bright, the bright, Matt, point towards the brighter stars.
No one?
Yeah.
Go up left?
That's got to be fake.
What is that on the second moon?
I don't know.
Okay. Those are the ones that you see.
It's like another sun, dog.
Every single stars a sun, you know that, right?
Not until now.
Okay, so every single dot that you see.
We are yapping right now.
We're on a monumental yab.
They're going to leave a like because how good it is.
But listen, every single star that you see is a sun.
Okay.
Right?
So those are, that's how many suns there are out there.
So why is the sun?
the sun though.
It's just the way nature intended it to be.
That's fucking inside.
Everything worked perfectly for us to be here.
Dude, it is a miracle.
And we got motherfuckers still cheating on God.
It's a goddamn shame.
It is a goddamn shame.
We got rage tacked on for the first time yesterday and he was in the game chat and, dude, just a freak.
Yeah, the same thing happened to me, but instead he was typing to Caesar.
Yeah, like they're in game chat, bro.
They're their psychos, bro.
raise nine months to cheat on God.
That's the same.
Anyway, get back to the topics at hand, man.
Anyway, you should.
I'm going to watch some space shit today.
I'm off to, I'm going to watch.
What are you going to watch?
At Astra, Gravity.
What would you recommend?
I've like forgot all of those.
Obviously, Interstellar.
Gravity's really good with Sandra Bullock.
Love Bullock.
Yeah.
So good.
Okay, I might have to dip it.
Yeah, gravity.
Gravity is good.
You know what you should watch?
contact. Have you ever seen that with Jody Foster and Matthew McConaughey?
All right, all right, right.
No, contact.
Can you pull that out?
Oh, no, contact is with, yeah, there you go.
Is this old? This looks older.
It is very old.
1997.
I was 17 years old.
Oh, I don't think I've seen this. Is this good?
Oh my God, bro.
It's so good.
Thought-provoking.
Is it like a full-on sci-fi?
It's a full-on sci-fi.
Psychological or not really?
Yeah, a little bit of both.
Have you ever seen Sphere?
No
The sphere?
No
Have you seen the sphere?
You don't watch movies right?
See this is what I need right here
I need like some new shit
Some new shit but it's old
This one
This one
Fucking lives rent free
What's this one about?
Same thing
As an outer space thing
That they found at the bottom of our ocean
That's all I'll say
Oh
It is good
Look who the actors are
Dustin fucking Huffman
Who's the girl?
Who is the girl?
Who is the girl?
Is that Samuel?
Yes, it is.
That is Sharon the legend stone.
Dude, I was three years old.
Yeah.
Oh, what is that?
Look at the...
Rotten tomatoes, 13%.
What?
Yo, you're giving us burger moves.
No, no, I'm telling you, it's so good.
I've never seen this.
I've never seen this.
This is a good show.
Oh, no, no, I have seen this.
Oh, my God.
Speaking of shows, dude,
The past, like, on Sunday, we had like a three piece of just godlike shows.
1923, it was the finale finale.
There's only two seasons.
It's a prequel.
If you haven't seen it, it's a Western, got to watch it.
1923, a prequel to Yellowstone, okay.
And then White Lotus.
Finale.
I haven't started the season three.
And then, Righteous Gemstones is the past two episodes of Righteous Gemstones,
I'm standing by are like the two funniest episodes of TV I've watched.
Really?
You would cry?
I can't remember.
Dude, it's so funny.
Well, Danny McBride, what are you going to do?
Dude, that whole cast is fucking hilarious.
You got to watch that.
What's, what's going?
What's going?
Righteous Gemstones.
It's about mega churches.
Because you don't really watch shows, right?
No.
It's like 30 minutes, like, just dumb comedy.
Is it rare?
Yeah, it's hilarious.
The righteous gemstones?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think it's, it's, again, I have no motivation to do nothing.
Dude, I'm worried about you, man.
Should be.
Really?
No.
He said he shouldn't.
No.
I've never seen you in a funk, man.
I've never been in a funk.
What do you think about this dire wolf returning, being brought back from extinction?
Wait, wait, what are they talking about?
Yo, I've always wanted a dire wolf.
Really?
Just a big ass wolf that's like my fucking dog.
I got buzz, though, but he get fucked up by a dire wolf.
A dire wolf is the size of a fucking lion.
They're like mega-wulfs.
You could, wait.
You never seen Game of Thrones?
Yeah.
Okay, a dire wolf is.
You ever seen those like things where it's like there's nine animals?
You got to pick two of them out of the nine to protect you.
The other seven attack you.
Matt, pull that up.
But it's like a pack of wolves, two bears, three tigers.
What would you do?
Gorillas.
What would I do?
I'd have to see the chart.
We should talk about that.
It's very thought.
Wait, wait, they went extinct?
So they went extinct.
I actually want to see ants like...
Over 10,000 years ago, they went extinct, right?
So they don't exist no more.
But because they found genetic code in fossils or in amber, those sort of things, they were able...
Yeah, the mosquito.
They were able to extract the DNA.
Have you ever seen Jurassic Park?
Yes.
The first one?
I mean, all I remember is dinosaurs.
Welcome to Jurassic Park.
That's essentially what they did right here.
Pick two to defend you.
are coming to kill you. I'm picking a fucking
even. Yo, actually, no, this isn't the right
one. Uh, fuck.
I'll pick the human every time.
Go the second one. The second one. The second one. The second one.
A human with the fucking AR. Yeah, go this one. Okay, yeah. Let me know
what you guys think about this.
Oh yeah. I actually think you got to pick two to defend you. The other seven are coming
for you. Okay, fine. Easy. Ready?
Uh, how many do I get to pick? Not so easy, is it?
No, I get to pick two? You get to pick two.
Okay. One fucking brown bear.
and a fucking elephant.
Oh, you get to pick two.
Yeah.
Oh, bro.
Oh, you're so chocked.
That is a horrible selection.
An elephant, bro.
An elephant can fucking literally stop every...
Dude, three tigers?
One tiger's killing that elephant.
No.
Listen, listen, listen.
I get four bears and then one elephant.
No, no, you only get two.
What?
You guys are both tweaking.
You got two picks, right?
Yeah.
That's what I just did.
Ah, fuck.
I would have to pick.
I get four bears and one elephant.
What would I pick?
Don't say a tiger.
The tiger would get fucking...
I'm going four grizzlies and two rhinos.
Oh, dude.
Okay, so, okay, I picked one elephant and one bear.
Even if it was one rhino, I'm taking that thing.
Dude, I'll pick four bears and one fucking elephant.
Bro, I'll get four bears and then eight wolves.
Dude, you are shocked.
Three tigers are fucking those wolves up.
Yeah.
What are you?
Yeah.
It's about the quantity.
Okay, where am I fighting?
Those cocktails are basically useless.
Where am I fighting?
Am I fighting near the water?
Croc done.
Yeah.
That's one crox.
You're squishing the fucking of the thing.
Yeah, but the elephant can do the same thing to every single animal there.
Unless those are saltwater crocodiles.
Wait, wait.
Search up how much elephants away.
A full-grown...
We've gone off the plot this podcast.
A full-grown matriarch.
We're getting weird with it.
8,000.
All right there.
13,000 pounds.
Okay, search up a rhinos.
Rhinos.
A rhino.
All right.
13,000.
13,000.
I don't even know why the fuck emus are on that.
Those things are getting destroyed.
A white rhino half.
Damn.
Bro, what do they eat to be 5,000?
I could take over the world with two rhinos.
I swear to God.
I'm just sending them into shit.
I have a $10.
I have a $10,000.
Am I tripping?
That's a good point.
How are they 5,000 pounds?
They're just big.
Like how?
How?
Bro, imagine one of those charging you?
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's Gigi.
Yeah, look at the baby rhino.
The what?
The baby rhinos.
Well, they look like they're armored because of how their skin folds.
I would either go four bears, two rhinos, or four bears, three tigers.
Okay, listen, the fact that you're not picking an elephant in a survival situation where he's just a violent thing, he would fucking...
But there's also, am I involved in this?
Like, am I on top of the elephant?
No.
You're just picking them to defend you.
You're standing back and watching the fight and seeing, holy fuck.
Am I right, dude?
One elephant and four bears, or is that faded?
No, that's not that bad.
No, I'll pick four bears and one elephant.
I still think y'all are faded, but.
And listen, if I'm near a river, then I'm obviously picking three crocodiles.
Three tigers?
Three tigers?
One of them's on top of that elephant's back, just fucking.
The elephant's going like, like, three shit.
All right, I'm sorry.
I had to see what y'all would say.
We kind of just went off the beaten path there.
That ain't shit.
The tiger's out there scratching his back.
He's like, oh shit, lower, lower.
No.
I didn't able to scratch my back since I was a teenager.
Have you seen a tiger?
A Siberian tiger?
Yes, of course.
Have you seen an elephant fold a human in half because he whipped them too many times?
He's done that.
Oh, yeah.
We're not talking about humans, though.
There was the thing was in India.
This guy kept whipping him to try to get the elephant to pick some shit.
it up and the elephant said you know what motherfucker you're done grabs him kind of fucking like
breaks his leg just by stepping on him and then he folds him over himself and then smushes him that's
what are you watching why have you watched that i have a dark brain okay it came across my feet
maybe you need to stop watching that that's what's got me the funk that might be that single video
might be the funk well i can tell you that the faces of death no bullshit you're watching people get
folded in half by an animal you might need to get off x dude i have i have been
been...
Oh, damn.
Faces of death.
When did that come out, Matt?
Because if that...
I would have should have been in Funk since 1993.
But I love this topic.
It's so good.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us know in the comment section down below.
What would you pick?
We are going to run a program, an AI program, to see who picked the best and why.
I'm kidding.
We're not going to do that.
But definitely tell us in the description down below who you would pick and why you would pick them.
Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate you watching this podcast.
We apologize for my man, Money.
biscuit, not making it in time, but we'll see you guys next week.
Goodbye.
We just went crazy.
Peace.
You're welcome.
