OpTic Podcast - STORIES FROM THE OpTic PARTY | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 81

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

This week we have @HECZ , @OpTic FormaL , @Hitchariide  & @BoZe  on to tell some behind the scenes stories from the OpTic Party!  Go to http://shopify.com/optic to get a free 14-day trial.... Go to http://everyplate.com and use code optic179 to get EveryPlate for just $1.79 per meal.  Go to http://joinhoney.com/OPTIC to get Honey for free! Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I come up to you and him and he's like, this is your fault. Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number of the Optic Podcast. It has been a total of 14 days since anybody has created any pieces of content here in the Hacksford is because of the COVID, mother effing outbreak that happened at the optic party. Worth it. Hashtag. Worth it. That party was lit. Dude, the second time around was easy.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Yeah. Oh, I had no symptoms. Yeah, I had like what a fever one night. And then after that, I had some stuffy nose. I had, I had nothing at all. If I had it tested, so, so living, so Jude came out with us, but she never goes out. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:00:50 So she said, I'm never going outside with you dirty, dirty kids. I'm because she didn't say that. But well, she caught it. And, uh, and because her and, and Liv are always together by the time that she realized it, then Liv got it. They've been COVID free for about a week, and they were on their ass for, like, since the party all the way until, like,
Starting point is 00:01:11 maybe Thursday of last week, literally just laying around not doing shit. So I had to do something. And I'm like, do I got to do everything around here? Like, what's the fucking deal here? I had to make my, like... Someone's got to go down for this. Somebody, you say you had...
Starting point is 00:01:26 Dude, you had... Oh, me and Brandon got suspects, yeah. You got suspects, so you want to name them? I'm gathering information as people come to the HQ. Yeah. Because someone's going to be a little bit of... off. Someone's going to be like, oh, what's up? No, I'm good. You know how like Jonah Hill is
Starting point is 00:01:38 and this is the end? Yeah, yeah, yeah. After he gets fucked up by the demon? Yeah, someone's beginning to be like that. And then that's going to be a freaking. You see this the end? No, I don't watch movies, you know that? Wait, you don't see this is the end? No. Ever? So there's Jonah Hill, you know Jonah Hill? Yeah, I know for that. So Jonah Hill is the end is like the end of the world
Starting point is 00:01:54 and they get stuck in James Frankis's house. And at night, a demon, like a devil demon with a big old thing. and bones Jonah Hill. He's like, that's why I don't watch movies. Anyway, so I had, I literally, if I wouldn't have tested, I'm like, let me just put this thing in my nose and see what's up.
Starting point is 00:02:19 I was sitting in, I was sitting in, uh, with Liv and Jude. And I'm like, I, you know, I, I just got a booster shot before I went to Toronto. But I had literally no symptoms at all. I've had worse allergies, uh, than the symptoms. that I had no fever, no tiredness. I've been doing two miles a day on the treadmill, walking and then running one, trying to get faster and faster.
Starting point is 00:02:42 You know? And nothing. Nothing. Had no issues, but I'm like, well, I have it. I can't travel. I'm not going to be, you know, responsible for killing an old lady who has cancer what I thought. Well, that's why I didn't, I didn't come in. Wait, wait, what? Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Well, if I haven't, I'd give it to somebody who's not as strong, I shouldn't expect you to take you down that road. Who doesn't have like an incredible DNA, you know? Exactly why I'm not risking it. Yeah, so that's why I didn't. So we set away from everyone. What's the head count? Matt, you had it?
Starting point is 00:03:16 Matt didn't have it, Roger? Just trying to think back of all the calls I've got you. At least 10 people. I saw the bag. I thought there might be two. So we had, so for the record, next time that you know, oh, you don't even look at, I'm like, I don't look at the call sheet ever.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I just I go hex, hex, hex, hex, I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, I look for me. I look at the call sheet. I was ready for Seth to be here on his birthday, to be honest. Yeah. It said Seth, so I was like getting ready to be like in fucking. Happy birthday, Seth. Happy birthday, Seth. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Yesterday or whatever you're watching this is your birthday. Anyway, so where I was going with that is that like at least 10 people went down with it and we have been trying to figure out who the culprit. Who was patient zero? I know it was. Do you? 100%. Yeah, he's a cold man.
Starting point is 00:04:02 He's a cold. Old man. Hold. Someone would say icy. You think it was... You think it was... Yes. Yeah, for sure it was ice.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Wait, how? How do you know that? He was the first one. Wait, really? Yeah. No, for sure it was ice. But ice thinks he got it from the children's health stream. I believe that...
Starting point is 00:04:20 From the dog. Not from the dog. No, from the dog. No, I get it from the children's... Well, people I left early. Yo, I've been dodging the bullet. That may have been. Because that day, page was like,
Starting point is 00:04:31 oh, we messed up. We don't need you. just left. Dodged. Left the party early. Dodged. Did you ever get it? You've never had COVID.
Starting point is 00:04:39 I mean, maybe when Minnesota, remember, we were all sick. Yeah. That was the worst. That was when, like, it first released. Yeah, that was the first drop. Yeah. That was the first drop. It was raw COVID.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Ro. Bro. Yeah. Because there was nothing. Bro, that was insane. Imagine, like, I was sick. Yeah. So you were, we were, we all got super six.
Starting point is 00:04:57 It was a hunt. Yeah. For three months? I didn't get, I mean, bro, it was like, like, like, cough wise, it was like, bro, long time everybody you remember on Twitter everyone's like yeah why is everyone so damn sick like like everyone's sick and then bang they dropped that COVID banger dude they Andy Miller had the room next to me and he said he put like fucking blank uh sheets over his uh over
Starting point is 00:05:18 the exhaust because he wanted he didn't want uh the my sickness to go through the vans it to his i was like i would have done the same thing and then matt would come by and drop off water and like a good friend. You'd be like he'll knock and then run away and shit. But again, we didn't know it was COVID back then, right? It was just like a really bad cold. And it wasn't good. Yeah, I remember getting sick in like December, like 2019, I guess, December.
Starting point is 00:05:46 And I was just like so dizzy and like nauseous. And like nauseous all the time and like fever and stuff. And then like two months later, they were like, oh, by the way, millions of people have this. So you didn't come back to sets up afterwards? So, no. Did you? Yeah, for like a sec. Bro.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Remember you? Me and Brandon said about you that got time? No. You don't remember that at all? No, I was fucking. You were pretty fucked out. I was fine. As soon as I got there, two, took tequila shots.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I was surprised even to see you that late. Because I was planning my departure on your departure, and you never left, so I never left. So the party never left. I think there were probably like 10 or 15 people that were thinking the same thing. If you had left, I think, there was like, because there's no way. Will stayed out forever. Oh yeah, the whole night. You'll have me crying.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I go, I mean, I don't know. So Will has this thing where he smokes one cigarette per year, right? Yeah. Right. That's amazing. I didn't know that. So I had two camel crushes. I see Will.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I'm like, yo, did you have your one cigarette this year? He goes, no, but I have one. Right? So I give it to him, right? I don't know. We're so good thing. I go, wait. So, like, do you like, do you like enjoy smoking at all?
Starting point is 00:06:57 he's like, I wouldn't say I enjoy it, but I won't. What do he say? He said, I wouldn't say I enjoy it. But I won't say that I won't. I don't enjoy it. Yeah, yeah. Some shit like that. He just had me cried.
Starting point is 00:07:10 That's a good time. He comes up to you and him and he's like, this is your fault. I'm like, how the fuck is that my fault? You remember that? That's what I was. I was like, how to how is that my fault? What is a clown, man? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:26 So him, Ray. as soon as I walk in obviously I were walking and he's sitting down I didn't see him but he was sitting down having artichokes and shit
Starting point is 00:07:36 right as soon as we walk into the bar on the way to upstairs he's eating artichoke he's like yo and I was like oh what's that and then he meet bro fucking Rambo as usual
Starting point is 00:07:44 all over him just like with his arm around him yeah he loves Big Tea he loves Big Tea loves Big Tea he says loves Big Tea
Starting point is 00:07:51 he was like don't get me wrong everybody loves Big Tea but Rambo fucking love It was big too. Bigger golfing all the time.
Starting point is 00:08:00 That's his boy, boys. Extravagant days. But yeah, it was the first time I met Will's fiancee too. Dude, they're hilarious. They're like the perfect match. Rangler. They're hilarious.
Starting point is 00:08:12 They had me crying. And it's Ray playing with Big T. Ranked play. No. It's just funny you say that he loves them. Yeah, he definitely does. Yeah, yeah. They're boys.
Starting point is 00:08:19 They go back extravagant days, man. But, uh, so to set the scene, it was a celebration because everybody was in town and and one day I was just like man I wish I had a rooftop party somewhere because oh it was way before the Toronto one but the Toronto rooftop party was fucking lit lit it was fucking dope I left early obviously but on this one I'm like yo let's let's just when everybody is in town let's have an let's have an optic party we didn't expect it to be the way that it was right obviously like by now look all the COVID rules have been lifted and and we have been
Starting point is 00:08:53 mega careful dude have you seen do you know what uh do you know what gamers done quick is gamers done quick is that is that what it's game stock games on quick games done quick speed runners yeah yeah so they're having a they're having a an event right now like as and you I don't know if you ever seen them before but there's like
Starting point is 00:09:10 it's a 24 hour speed running event and then there's just a giant room a sea of people always they play the smash tournaments in right that yeah even like uh even at like 4 a.m. somebody will be playing fucking a game
Starting point is 00:09:27 random shit and there's still like 30 people Mario Sunshine yeah yeah see there's the schedule right now that we're that we're looking at it which which was which was something oh super super can you bring up what they're playing right now Matt I think that they should be live right now unless it's summer's game summer game's don quick 22 schedule that's so sick um and that would be crazy they can finish Mario brothers super quick quicker than me probably do they only have one player do the whole thing uh it depends on which games some games are co-hop games Are people playing 20 hours straight? Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:09:59 So it's done in shifts. So like something like a, like, so this person is a play is playing metal gear. Yeah. Wow. So everybody's wearing masks is why you're showing me. Yeah. So, so I tuned into the, to the stream this year. And it's in an open room and everyone is required to have to be vaccinated, to be masked and to still be six feet apart.
Starting point is 00:10:20 And I was like, wow. I haven't seen an event like this in forever. Like I. Keep it. up. You don't even know where the gas is coming from. 913,000 raised? Or are they raising money?
Starting point is 00:10:37 They always raise a shit ton of money, dude. Yeah, no, they raise a ton every year. Good for them, man. It's awesome. It's a really good. It's a really cool, like, event. I remember the first of it. I didn't even know what speed running was.
Starting point is 00:10:49 I'm sure this event introduced so many people into speed running. But, yeah. If somebody told me speed running, I immediately knew what the fuck they were talking. about yeah but have you see how many games have you seen being speed run just Mario Zelda oh the Zelda and Minecraft a lot I've seen Minecraft a lot yeah me too yeah but those are those are super fun yeah it makes me want to go do it and I'm just like meh nah no no they have to learn so much so what what what what did you bring this up so much memorization bro just because of the mandates yeah just because you see this you couldn't
Starting point is 00:11:22 see in that clip but you see like the the ballroom the hotel ballroom and then there's just like seven people that are spread out when it's usually like a sea of people all the time and I'm like man I haven't seen I forgot like events and it just brought me back to like where we were a year ago like just like wow uh like before remember remember like even if you wanted to go to we I remember roger and I went and watched the Dallas stars play and there were pockets of people like you could only buy a pocket of tickets and so everyone was in like different pockets and like now you go and They're, like, Super Bowl's back and shit. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:11:58 Like, now it's just, see, look. I haven't seen shit like that in forever. Yeah. They're like, um, they're like a, like, a army of superhero, or like a bunch of superheroes at, like, a board meeting. Like, you know, like, they can't see their faces. You know what? Look, I got to say, at this point, like, I mean, even, even in the airport, like,
Starting point is 00:12:20 now that they've lifted the mandates. So weird. Yeah. Yeah. That was so weird, dude. going to the airport and not wearing a mask for like the first time since whatever yeah dude i was like i was wearing one and i felt weird wearing one yeah what the fuck i flew i flew to to florida to uh see my mom and while i was in florida they lifted the mask mandate
Starting point is 00:12:39 and i flew back the next day so the next day i i took my mask but i was like so weird and then every and then they said it on the plane they said hey just so you know they lifted the mask mandate but i'm in florida so the whole plane clapped Let's have a fresh game Yeah, do me favor Matt, click on that fucking Mooplinck the Mars shit Yeah that's what I want to say
Starting point is 00:13:02 All for my head It's what I want to say Oh Mars shit Mars finds litter on Fucking Mars Hold on Who goes to Mars And just throws trash
Starting point is 00:13:09 To that ground Is that what that means To pick your shit That somebody went on Out littering That's fine Rocket Power Jetpack Set no no no no
Starting point is 00:13:18 No no no Dude no No Listen listen listen There is a fucking There was a rocket they crashed into the moon and no one's racing their hand
Starting point is 00:13:27 saying that it was theirs. What? Yeah, so there's a rocket crashed on the moon. Wait, look that up right now. Yeah. The rocket powered jetpack that's seven.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Yeah. And no country is saying that it was them. The hecker's got a lot of shit randomly that like I just feel like he looks like one like conspiracy theory shit. Okay, who's rocket? Who's rocket hit the moon?
Starting point is 00:13:47 Whose rocket just hit the moon? He's like this one. Yeah, he's like, don't worry about all the other fucking bombs. Not that, not those asteroids. Oh, this is a lot. You know you're living in a space age when a rocket hits the moon and the industry hole points at the sky and like an angry teacher holding up a paper airplane says who launched this Maybe perhaps we'll never know
Starting point is 00:14:04 Go down Matt, Matt go down show us the short version of the story is that sky watchers Well well Matt's The short version of the story is that the sky watchers had been tracking the object for months based on their calculation would soon impact the earth and it's it did. It was a moon. I mean, sorry.
Starting point is 00:14:27 That's a huge mission. That's a huge. And obviously, it was obviously a piece of rocket trash. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:14:36 It was a ton of trash. But no one stepped up to say yes, that's ours. Sorry about that. So it wasn't a rocket.
Starting point is 00:14:43 This dude's fucking reading his ass up right now. He blocked everybody out and he's like, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:14:49 I just had to know. No, no, I was good. Oh, I was good. Oh, but he wasn't.
Starting point is 00:14:53 But he wasn't saying damn to you. He was just reading all of them. Damn, they got rain. Now show us the video match. Whoever it is got range. Not no. Okay, this is not. Yeah, it's too smart.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Okay, there you go. I hit that play on that shit. Wait, is this like it? Oh, look, look. Oh, that's just a gift. Like, why do they do this? Like, I hate that. Show me the fucking rocket right now.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Show me the rocket hitting the moon. How do you have an angle on that? Okay. Well, it's, it's, if you've been seen it for months, if you've been seeing it for months, you can definitely, The title of the article, the one that got Hector, was someone shoots a rocket at the moon. When in reality, it's a piece of trash that landed on the moon that's orbiting.
Starting point is 00:15:30 I got, I got that. You got got God. You got a copy at us. You guys heard? It's a gift, too. It's not even a fucking thing. Learn more at gold nassad dot-g. Yeah, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I think that's a click on. They were growing up and you would see like the, uh, the like, um, the black and white papers, like, newspapers at, like, grocery stores that were like, Abraham Lincoln's alive. Yeah. Yeah. Are you saying newspaper? Daily? Just like newspaper?
Starting point is 00:15:58 You said black and white paper is like newspaper. Yeah. Not the newspaper. It was like a certain type of newspaper. Yeah, it's like the tabloids. Yeah, yeah. Like the National Enquirer. Like Elvis, Elvis is an alien.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Elvis is an alien. Elvis is an alien. That's one. Should we get that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Yeah. The National Enquirer. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was just, that was the original clickbait. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:21 100%. The first time National Inquirer came. out and they were like oh my god we just lie every magazine yeah do that we're selling a lot more because at the end we'll be like or maybe not we don't know yeah that's a good guy in finance
Starting point is 00:16:34 yeah like this type shit it's still it's still they got a recent one I used to see oh he's Kim Kardashian on those people love celebrity drama dude house of horrors inside Tom look at the Amber Hurd Amber Hurd's most hated woman in Hollywood
Starting point is 00:16:50 Joe Biden dementia crisis I mean If that isn't Fucking obvious I mean I don't know what the fuck we're talking about That's the USA today It's not gonna that
Starting point is 00:17:02 Then we have this fucking moron Trump under siege Yo did you hear that he choked Some fucking CIA guy Yeah did you hear about that So So during Now mind you
Starting point is 00:17:13 Fact check yourselves I am not Your fucking source I am paraphrasing What? I am paraphrasing What? I am paraphrasing Hodge
Starting point is 00:17:21 Who is a super super liberal I can believe that actually if it came from much, so. Really? Yeah. If I asked to do a policy, for sure I want to believe it. Yeah, I was thinking of the opposite. Yeah, somebody hook me up with a water, please. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:17:35 So, Matt, well, you bring up the Joe Biden, I mean, the, the Trump choking a CIA agent. Wait, which one? Go back, go back, go back. No, no. Jesus. He just said something about, somebody said something about Elvis, and Elvis is in there.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Dude, look, Matt's so checked today. Yeah. He doesn't know where his tabs are. He doesn't know what's going on. He's uh He's he's he's he's been uh I don't know what what did production do Well we weren't producing shit
Starting point is 00:18:00 Dude they all had it too But I know I know Roger was still editing Fucking sick as fuck in his bed Yeah Yeah he was I was watching him No no we went to uh Went to Paige's apartment
Starting point is 00:18:14 And we all just hung out with COVID Oh cool The COVID COVID party We were just sitting there like shivering The corner People somebody walked a stranger walked in And thought you guys were all fucking meth because you got started on their plane.
Starting point is 00:18:25 It wasn't that bad, man. Not that bad. Anyway, are you bringing that up, man, or what's going on? All right. So here we go. What is this? So Trump launched at a service agent in rage when told he couldn't go to the Capitol on January 6th. He lunged at a secret service agent.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I just know this is a clickbait. No, he choked them. He choked a secret service agent. Yeah. Like to start choking him. Let me end. The secret service. The secret, okay, I'm gonna read it, right?
Starting point is 00:18:55 The key points are now, mind you, this is CNBC, and everybody should do their own fake news. Yeah, everyone should do, ex-President Donald Trump launched at a Secret Service agent in a limousine when he told he could not be taken to the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021. That's when the insurgents happened, right? That is when the fucking crazy is like they try to overtake the Capitol.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Somebody, fuck, I don't know. Someone got shot, right? Somebody got shot, yeah, somebody died. Somebody got shot in the next, I'm lady. And they started arrest and P, they had crazy, well, yeah, they were recording. They're like, think about the fucking... The cameras in there were insane.
Starting point is 00:19:26 They were how embarrassed. Think about the stupidity, right? That day, I was so embarrassed. Okay, listen, do you get there? And let's say you do take control of the entire capital. You take control of the entire capital. Do you think that you run the United States at that point? You fucking want.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Like, there's so many times in like where I'm like, well, you know, politics or politics or I'm just like, damn, everybody's mad, like, or I've been angry myself. But that day, I was just like, dude, we suck. The videos that service from that day were so embarrassing. Get it together. I just picture every other country. So he said, what the fun is going? I'm over there.
Starting point is 00:20:02 So he said, as the January 16th was happening, Trump wanted to go to the capitals to continue. I mean, look, I'm not going to say anything that he was, but I imagine that he wanted to be with the people that he incited into going in there. Because he's the one that said, let's take the capital by storm. And everybody's like, everybody's like, yeah. So they fucking go Right they all go they take over and it becomes this thing
Starting point is 00:20:27 But he said he the guy the the secret service is like I can't take you there There's too many people you'll be in danger yeah yeah I'm assuming he said he said I'm the fucking president I'm the capital on that And from what I hear he's got really really tiny hands so like it didn't do one of these I don't know if he was holding up with one arm though Like he was like take me there and you're like I'm like god Now, for the record, I, uh, I support neither.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I'm a middle, I'm a middle of the pack kind of guy. Common sense lead my way. Uh, anyway, so that was... Look at that picture. Look at that picture. I tip all you guys. Good shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Good looks. I remember when someone tried to attack him on stage and he was like, no. Have you seen the one where George Bush dodges a shoe? Oh, yeah, yeah. He hits the legendary one. I was like, damn. The pointy ass shit.
Starting point is 00:21:23 They're all so old, bro. They're all so old. That's so so nimble. All of them. So nimble. I don't know. Look, at the end of the day, the politics and politicians have become a business more than a service to. Oh!
Starting point is 00:21:36 More than a service to this beautiful, incredible country. And they're self-serving politicians, man. I mean, look, the reason that weed hasn't been legalized across the entirety. Here it is. Watch this, dude. Reflexes of a fucking... He's in Iraq. He's going to turn.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Uh, is it here? Secret service came faxed out. He said good try, bitch. Yo, his eyes literally say good try, you motherfucker. Dude, you see how he, did you see how he was smiling? He's like, nice try, you're still like a bitch. Did he see how many heads came out the back room? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:09 They're all like this. They're all like this way to a secret service guy. He's like, no, I'm good, I'm good. This guy's a bitch. He's like, he wants to throw another one? He said, let him throw. Let him two. Two, three, four, five, five,
Starting point is 00:22:22 Don't look. Because they were about to, like, grab them. Bro, they probably rough the money. If that would have been my mom throwing that sandals, she would, she's a, she's 10 for 10. She would have with accuracy, throwing that chocolate. How are you going to throw a shoe in miss? At the bottom of that? What happened to that, dude?
Starting point is 00:22:39 Bro, they probably fucked him up right there. They took him in a fray elevator and beat the shit out of them. Hell yeah. Like, they threw two shoes at bus. You're going down. Yeah. What the fuck? I wonder what happened to that.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Have you seen the picture of the dude that, uh, tried to jump, or, or, tackle Dave Chappelle on stage. Yeah. He's all like, like, like I got beat the fuck. Yeah. Lins and shit are just everywhere. Dumb fuck. God, I did a stretch and the fuck.
Starting point is 00:23:02 People are branded. I'm so old. He what? I said people are just brained in this. Yeah. Did you get COVID? I don't know. You didn't test.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Dude, those two. Those two were wrong. Honestly, life went on here for me. Went on just fine. I was streaming. Yeah. Played the tournament. And it's great.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Yeah. I get it. I had zero symptoms. I came in one time to grab all my stuff because I had to work while at home. And I grabbed it and Bruce was sitting right here. He was doing this. He took over this fucking death for his food place.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, he was doing this. And I was like, you're good? He was like, yeah? I was like, you got it? And he was like, no, I haven't tested. I was like, I guess you can't get it if you didn't test. He was like, he kept eating.
Starting point is 00:23:47 That's a very, very Mexican thing to do. It must be a brown thing. doing it too because they're like don't go to the doctor's like why it's like because they're gonna tell us something wrong with you exactly yeah no bullshit then i'll use something you're trying to get a stick a test but we didn't want to be in that similar like the person's like you have tested positive COVID-19 like you're like positive now you're not you're statistic now yeah like is you know that thing we had to do last year a lot they're like no you're negative you're good but they would have said you're positive they're like no fuck that I'm doing that shit I'm sure yeah they really
Starting point is 00:24:16 control the outcome they could have hit you you're positive you check the whole tournament not yeah for sure like exactly you won't Put it in a fucking gone the fuck off. I'm just knowing it. Just knowing like I have positive, underlined, bolded. I would just be pissed. Did throw off my vibe? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Not me. Look, I kept it. I mean, I still took all my calls and I had to take calls. I worked and it's not for me either. But I didn't, like I was playing a lot of Call of Duty actually, like at night.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I've been playing a lot. You play a Warzone? Yeah, it's fucking so, bro, it is the most fun. And I'm not a chill here. I talk shit about Call of Duty all day long. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:24:48 But this one fucking map is the best war zone map and best war zone experience. that I have had since Warzone was a thing. Better than Verdansk, better than fucking Blackout, better than all of those things. Why? Because it's a smaller map. It's bright as all fuck.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Even in the caves, it's bright. Aesthetic. Aesthetically pleasing. 5K damage minimum every time I play. Okay, that's like I care anyway. Yeah. Let's relax now. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Are you leading to the lighthouse? It is bright. It does look cool. I was with you. I was with you. Yeah, for sure. So you guys have, you guys have, You got some played it?
Starting point is 00:25:22 You got some... No. No, we're doing our next 100 hours right now. In Valerant? Yeah. You're gonna get a dick. That's a... That's a game I will never touch.
Starting point is 00:25:31 The same I will never touch Counterstrike. The game's hard. It's not like... Well, I've never played, like, one of those, like, don't sprint around... I've never played Countertrike. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Still shooting? Yeah, yeah. It's like... It does feel weird. It's so weird playing a game where you don't shoot at people to shoot at them. Like, if you...
Starting point is 00:25:51 If you shoot and then you have to start shooting at the ground in order to hit them. You got to control the recoil, man. I mean, you can have a tie-out. Call 3-4 had it. Don't spray. Don't spray. Don't spray. Don't be a spray earn, though.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yeah. I'm trying to learn that. Let's just like tap. Tap-tap. The act of every bullet is what I'm hearing. It's a hard game. But it's, I mean, but it is so fun. I think, like, getting that one tap with, like, a vandal is, like, the best feeling.
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Starting point is 00:32:00 And thank you so much for you for looking so damn good. Let's get back to the podcast. It was good to see the Valor and Boys out, hanging out, living fucking life. It was fucking dope. Dude, we stay at Seth's house until like 5.30. So let me, okay, so what happened after I left? Because I walked home, obviously.
Starting point is 00:32:22 And all remembers me and you saying, oh, let's go. So Seth and I live in the same neighborhood now. We lived in the same neighborhood before, but now we're like fucking, like, I could throw a football. Yeah, yeah. He can't throw football to mind, but I could throw four. Right, right. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:32:35 But I'm leaving and I hear someone screaming. It's like, no, no, don't do that. And I look. This fucking Marved sitting like on one of the ledges, like on the other side of the of the of the mansion Don't know he's just trash and shit got a fucking house house yeah Did he give you the tour? Yeah, did you get tired? Yeah, yeah, say that's how you know it's a big fucking house I'm like I don't be haunted though it might be haunted wait why don't say that Just because of this one room
Starting point is 00:33:04 Which one does like on the way to his um on no he took us in the basement I mean brandy he took us in basement and he took us like his little like I was there I was there with The hidden room, right? But there was a room close left after the staircase. And he just went, don't worry about that. And I said, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And I was like, okay. But then I went back and I went back and looked at it. It's just like darkness and just like a bunch of like piping. And I was like, wait, what the fuck is that? That's a theater room. Yeah. Nah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:27 It's a theater. It's where they torture. It's where it lives. Yeah. So we left. Who? What happened? Tears.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I don't remember it's like somebody. You guys went into the pool apparently? Oh, yeah. What the fuck? We all went outside And then Seth was like Oh y'all should go in the pool Damon jumps in
Starting point is 00:33:48 Really? And then... I told him... Dismacermainer? I told Holly as soon as he got on like I'm like, Damon, you and I are going to black out tonight And he's like, nah, I'm fucking not And next thing you know
Starting point is 00:34:00 Damon was Damon was slammed But so was Holly I haven't seen Holly drunk in a long time So then Holly Or no, then as soon as Damon jumps in Aaron and Nina get in
Starting point is 00:34:11 and then Holly convinced me to go in and then Holly convinced me to go in and then Marv goes in and then Seth comes out and is like everyone's in the pool oh shit
Starting point is 00:34:21 and then he goes and changes it to a bathing suit and then he gets in What time is this? What time is this? 3 a.m. Damn.
Starting point is 00:34:29 And then we were in the pool from 3 a.m. to 5 a.m. Just in our regular ass clothes. Just in jeans floating around. It's in jeans. And it felt like
Starting point is 00:34:39 because I was so I was so drunk And like as I was swimming around I felt myself like getting sober And it felt like so good I was like okay I was like I can't get out Because if I get out I'll get drunk I'll be like Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:34:53 So then George Blake is passed out Yeah on Seth's beanbag Yeah in the middle of the whole Yeah everyone's talking around him and he's just Like passed out and so George is like Yo I gotta get Blake home Let's call an Uber and I was like I'm not going to lie to you
Starting point is 00:35:09 I'm not getting out of the pool but take my keys and everything. So he went... So he reaches into his pocket inside the pool. He pulls out the fucking keys. He's on the fucking keys. It's so... So I...
Starting point is 00:35:19 So Blake and George go back to my place and then I Uber back at like 5.30 soaking wet. And... That's so it for the Uber driver. Yeah, it was pretty bad. But he didn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Was it an Uber? I also have like cloth seats. Yeah. Either way. It's easier to dry. If it's rather... If it's a lot of it... Like it's 530 like oh no because it's just porous right he's like I just in the car I just tried like he's not sure me you're gonna be wet
Starting point is 00:35:45 God yeah like jumped it with a button down and so my buttoned out I was buttoning it back up outside like it was just soaking wet just heavy as how and I get back home and Blake is Blake is curled up on on my couch like this and then I was just like so I go in the bed and I fall asleep and I didn't know that Blake and George didn't know that I came back home until like two days later Like they thought that I wasn't there They thought I slept at Seth's house So they like drop my keys off at pages and everything And I was like I guess they just wanted to lock up Yeah And you know, it didn't want to bother me but
Starting point is 00:36:21 It was not good It was an adventure We haven't had an adventurous night like that In a long time Yeah How did you do? Did you turn up? At the party?
Starting point is 00:36:33 Yeah I mean they had it It was like hard to get drinks Like what was going on? It really was You gotta do bad You had to, well, first of all, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Time to talk to, Page and Hilton. What I say to you, I say, you know something happens up here. This is on you. He said, I fucking know. He said, oh, I fucking know. Yeah, so fucking no. But that was something else. So I had a, so they had the drinks on the table.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Anybody could have fucking gotten it. I mean, yeah. I had the voice over from PCHLA. I invited, uh, I invited, uh, the cowboys. I invited the Rangers, like the people that we know from there, but they're all obviously in season and the Cowboys were in like in Vegas or something. But yeah, it was a really, really good time.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Castro showed up. Preston Place showed up with his wife who was super good time. The PCH guys showed up. It was really, really good. The booth was fucking dope. Like, they did a really good job. Leonhardt was there too.
Starting point is 00:37:32 I didn't see him. Yeah, he was there for a little bit and then I turned around and he was gone. And he texted me. He was like, hey man, thank you for the invite. I was like, oh, he's, What's it called when you just? Irish exit.
Starting point is 00:37:43 I call that like a hack, I go like this. The Hector exit. Don't tell no one, but I'm leaving. Don't fucking. We say the whole time. Jude's the one. I'm like, yo, you want to go? She's like, no, we're good.
Starting point is 00:37:55 And I was like, all right. Yeah, fucking did. I did drink too much. And my hangover was wasn't as bad as I would have expected. Which is why, like, I think COVID also wasn't wanting to be a part of that. Right like it's like I'm not going I can't I can't be in this Alcohol ridden body And then giving the change to the to the to the valerent team that was dope
Starting point is 00:38:20 Gave the change of the battle team the battle the battle the battle the battle the valerate team we're gonna see that and on the process I have a very very cool moment right here that we may or may not put on but you guys had to see it Damn it name him bro dude look how drunk didn't this fucking sloshed All right ready ready Oh yeah, that's Damon Yeah, yeah Dude, he was Yeah, he was gone
Starting point is 00:38:51 He was gone Blake and Damon We're both slumped at the park Like on the rooftop I think what we could have done better though Is have like a pizza party Towards the end of the night What?
Starting point is 00:39:04 That just sounds so funny That sounded so like little kiddish We have a pizza party Yeah, you know what we got to be inside A pizza party Or like a taco truck outside For when we exit That would have been god like
Starting point is 00:39:15 That would have been god like on the way everybody's like you know it's all free just grab a couple years like what okay bet you'd be all great vibes going next time next time because look this isn't the last time that we do that period yeah it'll be a while though no we all got COVID we should go to that now we all got COVID yeah like this is a lot like ASAP yeah can I see this uh dr. just expertise's Nike shoe collab yeah we can see this scroll Matt scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll Scrow Scrow
Starting point is 00:39:45 Nikey gaming shoes Okay Oh there's a video Yeah I do want to watch the video Mr. Ranchero I love this guy That's how it starts
Starting point is 00:40:06 I was crazy Nike shoe collab Yeah, this is a two-time. Yeah, I can meet you there. Okay, give me a couple minutes. I'm in the middle of a broadcast, but all right. What are we doing? Oh, this is him playing it.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Okay, okay. Dude. It's in a phone booth. Nike. Nike, what's going on? Yeah, we play with a lot of speed and athleticism. What gives? What is it?
Starting point is 00:41:01 What is it gaming? shoe. Yeah, I don't know what the gaming shoe is. Dude, I missed the whole... Damn. I think the best rivalry and... We're good, Matt. I think the best rivalry in streaming. Wait, no. We're almost done. We're almost done, Matt. Fucking 30 more
Starting point is 00:41:18 seconds, Matt. Chill out, yo. Let's just say the ground gets cold and we've got to go outside real quick to answer the door and you're just in your socks. It just doesn't... I'm telling you right now. No, no, no. Hear me out. competitive Nike gaming shoes. I know.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Hey, listen, I'd like to talk about this more, but I've got a game to win. Yeah. Gotta go. Gotta go. Dude. That's how it ends. It's just the war zone guy.
Starting point is 00:41:57 What were you saying? You missed the rivalry? No, the best rivalry that I, I think streaming's ever had was Ninja versus Doc. Like when they were both on Twitch, both playing H-1Z-1 and PubG and stuff. like there was so it was just so like and every once while they would play not that they actually had like an actual rivalry but like you watch doc or you watch ninja like it just seemed like that's how it was for a while
Starting point is 00:42:19 that shit was like before doc had his whole thing and then ninja goes to mix her like I think if that never happened and they stayed both like stayed on twitch and stayed with that momentum like shit would have been so like cool to see them because like you know doc the reason I say that's because doc goes to Nike ninjas with Adidas and you know the blue hair and the red suit. Oh shit. You're drawing a lot of yeah yeah I think it's like I don't know yeah I don't know those days were dope I didn't think about that
Starting point is 00:42:48 El Rubius calls out ex QC well look first of all El Rubius is is way bigger than than I'm not saying in a bad way I'm just saying like El Rubio should be fighting fucking PewDie Pie I don't think you know how big XQC is.
Starting point is 00:43:06 XUC is gigantic. No, I know. Obviously, I do. Yeah, obviously. I'm not, I work in this industry. Yeah. But El Rubius,
Starting point is 00:43:13 no, he's... He owns a country. Yeah, no, I know. Unanimously. What country? Spain. Yeah, he doesn't... What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:43:22 He owns Spain. Like, he's the president of Spain. No, he's no. It's the president of... And he's calling an exquisite to fight. Yeah. I'll check his exuice. He's like, huh?
Starting point is 00:43:30 No. Dude. Yeah, for the record, I know, obviously... That, boxing. That boxing match would break You never watched him Crazy I know I've I've actually met exuC once Show him what exuC looks like
Starting point is 00:43:43 Dude I'm standing next to him apparently He didn't know who I was It was it was when he was briefly And I met him crossing the street Into the riot studios when he was playing Overwatch yeah Yeah so yeah for the brief interaction that I had with him It was yeah pleasant
Starting point is 00:44:01 For a while I didn't really like understand XCC's He didn't know who he was So it was like a perfect, perfect way to meet. For a while, I didn't really understand XQC's, like, whole thing. Because I, because I didn't know who he was until the whole, until the whole Overwatch thing, too. Because he was, like, beefing with one of the Outlaws guys when we first went and visited the Outlaws guys. And so I didn't know who he was. That's all I knew about him.
Starting point is 00:44:25 And then he transitioned to content. And then he started getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. Oh, he was fucking massive. And then, like, a couple, I would even say, like, a couple weeks ago, I started, like, watching some of his stuff and, like, watching his, like, and stuff and like I kind of get it like I I get why he's so big he's like he's like Twitch chat like yeah he like in a person like just just just to just to hear some comparable numbers okay and I'm not I'm not I have I'm just saying I'm just
Starting point is 00:44:50 trying to yeah this I'm just trying to but like XC has 1.3 on on on on on Twitter rubius has 19.3 what the fuck yeah okay now go to YouTube and see those. No, YouTube is insane. Yeah. There's a, the stage that's tough, though. Rubius is a force to be reckoned with.
Starting point is 00:45:13 He's massive. Wasn't he one of the, one of the guys that, like, helped throw that MW3 tournament a couple weeks ago? Oh, sure. And it just had like 500,000. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Somebody else, somebody else from Spain just had a 3.3 concurrent. Oh, yeah. 3.3 concurrent. A bye? What's his name? I-B-A-I.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Yeah, big, massive, massive. He's gigantic as well. He put three million people to a Twitchramm? Yeah, they were watching a boxing match. Wow. And it was like millions of people were watching. Yeah, it was Iba. Hebae lanos.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Ibay yanos. Ibail, yianos. It's crazy. Massive, massive, massive. I wish I could just download Spanish. Just, I know some words. Per, ben, pen, pen, yeah. I just know it.
Starting point is 00:45:59 This dude's massive. Like, look, Spain. Spain backs their creators, like super, super, super well. It's wild because like... Shout to my brother, Willie Rex. And then when you try to find like creators in like Latin America or like, like, esports, even sports teams, like it's not, it's so
Starting point is 00:46:14 much harder to find. Because Spain is, Spain is like they're about their gaming shit. Like there's so many creators, so many sports teams. I mean, Heretics is gigantic. Oh, yeah. But then like, I was like, look at what in the world? I haven't seen you in a minute. Holy shit. It's the movement king. And he
Starting point is 00:46:30 brings his own monitor. He brought his own monitor this guy. I heard this guy's been playing with delay. You got it? You got, you got hacks in it? The monitor with delay? With delay? Brandon told me, I'm playing on delay. So faded.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Shots you just walked in. But yeah, massive. I mean, if you look at Mexico, Al Capone, my brother right there, he's massive. Still pulls fucking numbers. Still pulls fucking numbers. And then wherever tomorrow, like one of the biggest channels just on YouTube at one point, like they, they, they, it's massive. It's a massive, massive, massive, massive community.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Yeah. I wish that boxing match would happen. Just, I just want to see the. The amount of people that would show up. This guy, this guy literally, like, unbelievable. The way that KSI is globally, but, you know, obviously the UK, like, this guy is way the fuck up there like that. Oh, yeah. Like literally a guy, like a fucking soup, more famous than the most famous spaniards you can think of.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Antonio Banderas. just as famous uh by kids yeah no uh yeah he's my kids he didn't yeah he's in spike kids but i would say I thought he was
Starting point is 00:47:43 uh mariachi okay I don't know that uh man bring up uh the intro to um on YouTube and then and then we'll go
Starting point is 00:47:55 we'll leave we'll leave on that even I know Mariachi El El Mariachi and then Antonio Banderas, guitar. Oh, right there.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Right there. I just gave me anxiety. Have you seen this? No. Turn that shit up, man. Turn me up, Turbo. I feel like I need to have volume here for the guitar. Yeah, we're just going to end this up.
Starting point is 00:48:24 But anyway, that's going to do it for this podcast, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. If you guys enjoyed it, leave a like. We'll see you guys next time. That's how we ending it. We're going to watch this because we can't use this. but you guys want to watch this shit this is spike kids this is intro yeah this is spike

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