OpTic Podcast - STORIES FROM THE OpTic PARTY | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 81
Episode Date: July 6, 2022This week we have @HECZ , @OpTic FormaL , @Hitchariide & @BoZe on to tell some behind the scenes stories from the OpTic Party! Go to http://shopify.com/optic to get a free 14-day trial.... Go to http://everyplate.com and use code optic179 to get EveryPlate for just $1.79 per meal. Go to http://joinhoney.com/OPTIC to get Honey for free! Check out the OpTic Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I come up to you and him and he's like, this is your fault.
Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number of the Optic Podcast.
It has been a total of 14 days since anybody has created any pieces of content here in the Hacksford is because of the COVID, mother effing outbreak that happened at the optic party.
Worth it.
Hashtag.
Worth it.
That party was lit.
Dude, the second time around was easy.
Yeah.
Oh, I had no symptoms.
Yeah, I had like what a fever one night.
And then after that, I had some stuffy nose.
I had, I had nothing at all.
If I had it tested, so, so living, so Jude came out with us, but she never goes out.
Yeah.
Right.
So she said, I'm never going outside with you dirty, dirty kids.
I'm because she didn't say that.
But well, she caught it.
And, uh, and because her and, and Liv are always together by the time that she realized it,
then Liv got it.
They've been COVID free for about a week,
and they were on their ass for, like,
since the party all the way until, like,
maybe Thursday of last week,
literally just laying around not doing shit.
So I had to do something.
And I'm like, do I got to do everything around here?
Like, what's the fucking deal here?
I had to make my, like...
Someone's got to go down for this.
Somebody, you say you had...
Dude, you had...
Oh, me and Brandon got suspects, yeah.
You got suspects, so you want to name them?
I'm gathering information as people come to the HQ.
Yeah.
Because someone's going to be a little bit of...
off. Someone's going to be like, oh, what's up?
No, I'm good. You know how like Jonah Hill is
and this is the end? Yeah, yeah, yeah. After he gets fucked up by
the demon? Yeah, someone's beginning to be like
that. And then that's going to be a freaking. You see
this the end? No, I don't watch movies, you know that?
Wait, you don't see this is the end?
No. Ever? So there's
Jonah Hill, you know Jonah Hill? Yeah, I know for that. So Jonah
Hill is the end is like the end of the world
and they get stuck in
James Frankis's house.
And at night, a demon, like a devil
demon with a big old thing.
and bones Jonah Hill.
He's like, that's why I don't watch movies.
Anyway, so I had, I literally, if I wouldn't have tested, I'm like, let me just put this
thing in my nose and see what's up.
I was sitting in, I was sitting in, uh, with Liv and Jude.
And I'm like, I, you know, I, I just got a booster shot before I went to Toronto.
But I had literally no symptoms at all.
I've had worse allergies, uh, than the symptoms.
that I had no fever, no tiredness.
I've been doing two miles a day
on the treadmill, walking and then running one,
trying to get faster and faster.
You know? And nothing.
Nothing. Had no issues, but I'm like,
well, I have it. I can't travel. I'm not going to
be, you know, responsible for killing
an old lady who has cancer what I thought.
Well, that's why I didn't, I didn't come in.
Wait, wait, what?
Okay.
Well, if I haven't, I'd give it to somebody who's not as strong,
I shouldn't expect you to take you down that road.
Who doesn't have like an incredible DNA, you know?
Exactly why I'm not risking it.
Yeah, so that's why I didn't.
So we set away from everyone.
What's the head count?
Matt, you had it?
Matt didn't have it, Roger?
Just trying to think back of all the calls I've got you.
At least 10 people.
I saw the bag.
I thought there might be two.
So we had, so for the record, next time that you know,
oh, you don't even look at, I'm like,
I don't look at the call sheet ever.
I just I go hex, hex, hex, hex, I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, I look for me.
I look at the call sheet.
I was ready for Seth to be here on his birthday, to be honest.
Yeah.
It said Seth, so I was like getting ready to be like in fucking.
Happy birthday, Seth.
Happy birthday, Seth.
Happy birthday.
Yesterday or whatever you're watching this is your birthday.
Anyway, so where I was going with that is that like at least 10 people went down with it
and we have been trying to figure out who the culprit.
Who was patient zero?
I know it was.
Do you?
100%.
Yeah, he's a cold man.
He's a cold.
Old man.
Hold.
Someone would say icy.
You think it was...
You think it was...
Yes.
Yeah, for sure it was ice.
Wait, how? How do you know that?
He was the first one.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
No, for sure it was ice.
But ice thinks he got it
from the children's health stream.
I believe that...
From the dog.
Not from the dog.
No, from the dog.
No, I get it from the children's...
Well, people I left early.
Yo, I've been dodging the bullet.
That may have been.
Because that day, page was like,
oh, we messed up.
We don't need you.
just left.
Dodged.
Left the party early.
Dodged.
Did you ever get it?
You've never had COVID.
I mean, maybe when Minnesota, remember, we were all sick.
Yeah.
That was the worst.
That was when, like, it first released.
Yeah, that was the first drop.
Yeah.
That was the first drop.
It was raw COVID.
Ro.
Bro.
Yeah.
Because there was nothing.
Bro, that was insane.
Imagine, like, I was sick.
Yeah.
So you were, we were, we all got super six.
It was a hunt.
Yeah.
For three months?
I didn't get, I mean, bro, it was like, like,
like, cough wise, it was like, bro,
long time everybody you remember on Twitter everyone's like yeah why is everyone so damn sick like
like everyone's sick and then bang they dropped that COVID banger dude they
Andy Miller had the room next to me and he said he put like fucking blank uh sheets over his uh over
the exhaust because he wanted he didn't want uh the my sickness to go through the vans it to his
i was like i would have done the same thing and then matt would come by and drop off water and
like a good friend.
You'd be like he'll knock and then run away and shit.
But again, we didn't know it was COVID back then, right?
It was just like a really bad cold.
And it wasn't good.
Yeah, I remember getting sick in like December, like 2019, I guess, December.
And I was just like so dizzy and like nauseous.
And like nauseous all the time and like fever and stuff.
And then like two months later, they were like, oh, by the way, millions of people have this.
So you didn't come back to sets up afterwards?
So, no.
Did you?
Yeah, for like a sec.
Bro.
Remember you?
Me and Brandon said about you that got time?
No.
You don't remember that at all?
No, I was fucking.
You were pretty fucked out.
I was fine.
As soon as I got there, two, took tequila shots.
I was surprised even to see you that late.
Because I was planning my departure on your departure, and you never left, so I never left.
So the party never left.
I think there were probably like 10 or 15 people that were thinking the same thing.
If you had left, I think, there was like, because there's no way.
Will stayed out forever.
Oh yeah, the whole night.
You'll have me crying.
I go, I mean, I don't know.
So Will has this thing where he smokes one cigarette per year, right?
Yeah.
Right.
That's amazing.
I didn't know that.
So I had two camel crushes.
I see Will.
I'm like, yo, did you have your one cigarette this year?
He goes, no, but I have one.
Right?
So I give it to him, right?
I don't know.
We're so good thing.
I go, wait.
So, like, do you like, do you like enjoy smoking at all?
he's like, I wouldn't say I enjoy it, but I won't.
What do he say?
He said, I wouldn't say I enjoy it.
But I won't say that I won't.
I don't enjoy it.
Yeah, yeah.
Some shit like that.
He just had me cried.
That's a good time.
He comes up to you and him and he's like, this is your fault.
I'm like, how the fuck is that my fault?
You remember that?
That's what I was.
I was like, how to how is that my fault?
What is a clown, man?
Yeah.
So him, Ray.
as soon as I walk in
obviously
I were walking
and he's sitting down
I didn't see him
but he was sitting down
having artichokes and shit
right
as soon as we walk into the bar
on the way to upstairs
he's eating artichoke
he's like yo
and I was like oh what's that
and then he meet bro
fucking Rambo as usual
all over him
just like with his arm around him
yeah
he loves Big Tea
he loves Big Tea
loves Big Tea
he says
loves Big Tea
he was like
don't get me wrong
everybody loves Big Tea
but Rambo
fucking
love
It was big too.
Bigger golfing all the time.
That's his boy, boys.
Extravagant days.
But yeah, it was the first time I met Will's
fiancee too.
Dude, they're hilarious.
They're like the perfect match.
Rangler.
They're hilarious.
They had me crying.
And it's Ray playing with Big T.
Ranked play.
No.
It's just funny you say that he loves them.
Yeah, he definitely does.
Yeah, yeah.
They're boys.
They go back extravagant days, man.
But, uh, so to set the scene,
it was a celebration because
everybody was in town and and one day I was just like man I wish I had a rooftop party somewhere
because oh it was way before the Toronto one but the Toronto rooftop party was fucking lit lit it was
fucking dope I left early obviously but on this one I'm like yo let's let's just when everybody
is in town let's have an let's have an optic party we didn't expect it to be the way that it
was right obviously like by now look all the COVID rules have been lifted and and we have been
mega careful dude have you seen do you know what uh do you know what gamers
done quick is gamers done quick is that
is that what it's game stock games on quick
games done quick speed runners yeah yeah
so they're having a they're having a
an event right now
like as and you I don't know if you
ever seen them before but there's like
it's a 24 hour
speed running event and then there's just a
giant room a sea of people
always they play the smash
tournaments in right that yeah even
like uh
even at like 4 a.m.
somebody will be playing fucking a game
random shit and there's still like 30 people Mario Sunshine yeah yeah see there's the
schedule right now that we're that we're looking at it which which was which was something
oh super super can you bring up what they're playing right now Matt I think that they should be
live right now unless it's summer's game summer game's don quick 22 schedule that's so sick um
and that would be crazy they can finish Mario brothers super quick quicker than me probably
do they only have one player do the whole thing uh it depends on which games some games are co-hop games
Are people playing 20 hours straight?
Oh, no, no, no.
So it's done in shifts.
So like something like a, like, so this person is a play is playing metal gear.
Yeah.
Wow.
So everybody's wearing masks is why you're showing me.
Yeah.
So, so I tuned into the, to the stream this year.
And it's in an open room and everyone is required to have to be vaccinated, to be masked and to still be six feet apart.
And I was like, wow.
I haven't seen an event like this in forever.
Like I.
Keep it.
up.
You don't even know where the gas is coming from.
913,000 raised?
Or are they raising money?
They always raise a shit ton of money, dude.
Yeah, no, they raise a ton every year.
Good for them, man.
It's awesome.
It's a really good.
It's a really cool, like, event.
I remember the first of it.
I didn't even know what speed running was.
I'm sure this event introduced so many people into speed running.
But, yeah.
If somebody told me speed running, I immediately knew what the fuck they were talking.
about yeah but have you see how many games have you seen being speed run just Mario
Zelda oh the Zelda and Minecraft a lot I've seen Minecraft a lot yeah me too yeah but
those are those are super fun yeah it makes me want to go do it and I'm just like meh
nah no no they have to learn so much so what what what what did you bring this up so much
memorization bro just because of the mandates yeah just because you see this you couldn't
see in that clip but you see like the the ballroom the hotel ballroom and then there's just
like seven people that are spread out when it's usually like a sea of people all the time and I'm
like man I haven't seen I forgot like events and it just brought me back to like where we were a year ago
like just like wow uh like before remember remember like even if you wanted to go to we I remember
roger and I went and watched the Dallas stars play and there were pockets of people like you could
only buy a pocket of tickets and so everyone was in like different pockets and like now you go and
They're, like, Super Bowl's back and shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, now it's just, see, look.
I haven't seen shit like that in forever.
Yeah.
They're like, um, they're like a, like, a army of superhero,
or like a bunch of superheroes at, like, a board meeting.
Like, you know, like, they can't see their faces.
You know what?
Look, I got to say, at this point, like, I mean, even, even in the airport, like,
now that they've lifted the mandates.
So weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was so weird, dude.
going to the airport and not wearing a mask for like the first time since whatever yeah
dude i was like i was wearing one and i felt weird wearing one yeah what the fuck i flew i flew
to to florida to uh see my mom and while i was in florida they lifted the mask mandate
and i flew back the next day so the next day i i took my mask but i was like so weird and then every
and then they said it on the plane they said hey just so you know they lifted the mask mandate
but i'm in florida so the whole plane clapped
Let's have a fresh game
Yeah, do me favor
Matt, click on that fucking
Mooplinck the Mars shit
Yeah that's what I want to say
All for my head
It's what I want to say
Oh Mars shit
Mars finds litter on
Fucking Mars
Hold on
Who goes to Mars
And just throws trash
To that ground
Is that what that means
To pick your shit
That somebody went on
Out littering
That's fine
Rocket Power Jetpack
Set no no no no
No no no
Dude no
No
Listen listen listen
There is a fucking
There was a rocket
they crashed into the moon
and no one's racing their hand
saying that it was theirs.
What?
Yeah, so there's a rocket
crashed on the moon.
Wait, look that up right now.
Yeah.
The rocket powered jetpack
that's seven.
Yeah.
And no country is saying
that it was them.
The hecker's got a lot of shit
randomly that like I just feel like
he looks like one like conspiracy theory shit.
Okay, who's rocket?
Who's rocket hit the moon?
Whose rocket just hit the moon?
He's like this one.
Yeah, he's like,
don't worry about all the other fucking bombs.
Not that, not those asteroids.
Oh, this is a lot.
You know you're living in a space age when a rocket hits the moon and the industry hole points at the sky and like an angry teacher holding up a paper airplane says who launched this
Maybe perhaps we'll never know
Go down Matt, Matt go down show us the short version of the story is that sky watchers
Well well Matt's
The short version of the story is that the sky watchers had been tracking the object for months based on their calculation would soon impact the earth and it's
it did.
It was a
moon.
I mean,
sorry.
That's a huge
mission.
That's a huge.
And obviously,
it was obviously
a piece of rocket
trash.
Obviously.
It was a ton of
trash.
But no one
stepped up to say
yes,
that's ours.
Sorry about that.
So it wasn't a rocket.
This dude's fucking
reading his ass up
right now.
He blocked everybody
out and he's like,
sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I just had to know.
No,
no,
I was good.
Oh,
I was good.
Oh,
but he wasn't.
But he wasn't saying damn to you.
He was just reading all of them.
Damn, they got rain.
Now show us the video match.
Whoever it is got range.
Not no.
Okay, this is not.
Yeah, it's too smart.
Okay, there you go.
I hit that play on that shit.
Wait, is this like it?
Oh, look, look.
Oh, that's just a gift.
Like, why do they do this?
Like, I hate that.
Show me the fucking rocket right now.
Show me the rocket hitting the moon.
How do you have an angle on that?
Okay.
Well, it's, it's, if you've been seen it for months,
if you've been seeing it for months,
you can definitely,
The title of the article, the one that got Hector, was someone shoots a rocket at the moon.
When in reality, it's a piece of trash that landed on the moon that's orbiting.
I got, I got that.
You got got God.
You got a copy at us.
You guys heard?
It's a gift, too.
It's not even a fucking thing.
Learn more at gold nassad dot-g.
Yeah, I don't think.
I think that's a click on.
They were growing up and you would see like the, uh, the like, um, the black and white papers, like, newspapers at, like, grocery stores that were like,
Abraham Lincoln's alive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you saying newspaper?
Daily?
Just like newspaper?
You said black and white paper is like newspaper.
Yeah.
Not the newspaper.
It was like a certain type of newspaper.
Yeah, it's like the tabloids.
Yeah, yeah.
Like the National Enquirer.
Like Elvis, Elvis is an alien.
Elvis is an alien.
Elvis is an alien.
That's one.
Should we get that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The National Enquirer.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was just, that was the original clickbait.
Yeah.
100%.
The first time National Inquirer came.
out and they were like oh my god
we just lie every magazine
yeah do that we're selling a lot more
because at the end we'll be like or maybe not
we don't know yeah
that's a good guy in finance
yeah like this type shit
it's still it's still
they got a recent one I used to see
oh he's Kim Kardashian on those people love
celebrity drama dude
house of horrors inside Tom
look at the Amber Hurd
Amber Hurd's most hated woman in Hollywood
Joe Biden
dementia crisis
I mean
If that isn't
Fucking obvious
I mean I don't know what the fuck we're talking about
That's the USA today
It's not gonna that
Then we have this fucking moron
Trump under siege
Yo did you hear that he choked
Some fucking CIA guy
Yeah did you hear about that
So
So during
Now mind you
Fact check yourselves
I am not
Your fucking source
I am paraphrasing
What?
I am paraphrasing
What? I am paraphrasing
Hodge
Who is a super super liberal
I can believe that actually if it came from much, so.
Really?
Yeah.
If I asked to do a policy, for sure I want to believe it.
Yeah, I was thinking of the opposite.
Yeah, somebody hook me up with a water, please.
Thank you.
So, Matt, well, you bring up the Joe Biden, I mean, the,
the Trump choking a CIA agent.
Wait, which one?
Go back, go back, go back.
No, no.
Jesus.
He just said something about, somebody said something about Elvis,
and Elvis is in there.
Dude, look, Matt's so checked today.
Yeah.
He doesn't know where his tabs are.
He doesn't know what's going on.
He's uh
He's he's he's he's been uh
I don't know what what did production do
Well we weren't producing shit
Dude they all had it too
But I know I know Roger was still editing
Fucking sick as fuck in his bed
Yeah
Yeah he was
I was watching him
No no we went to uh
Went to Paige's apartment
And we all just hung out with COVID
Oh cool
The COVID COVID party
We were just sitting there like shivering
The corner
People somebody walked a stranger walked in
And thought you guys were all fucking meth
because you got started on their plane.
It wasn't that bad, man.
Not that bad.
Anyway, are you bringing that up, man, or what's going on?
All right.
So here we go.
What is this?
So Trump launched at a service agent in rage when told he couldn't go to the Capitol on January 6th.
He lunged at a secret service agent.
I just know this is a clickbait.
No, he choked them.
He choked a secret service agent.
Yeah.
Like to start choking him.
Let me end.
The secret service.
The secret, okay, I'm gonna read it, right?
The key points are now, mind you, this is CNBC,
and everybody should do their own fake news.
Yeah, everyone should do,
ex-President Donald Trump launched at a Secret Service agent
in a limousine when he told he could not be taken
to the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
That's when the insurgents happened, right?
That is when the fucking crazy is like they try to overtake the Capitol.
Somebody, fuck, I don't know.
Someone got shot, right?
Somebody got shot, yeah, somebody died.
Somebody got shot in the next, I'm lady.
And they started arrest and P, they had crazy,
well, yeah, they were recording.
They're like, think about the fucking...
The cameras in there were insane.
They were how embarrassed.
Think about the stupidity, right?
That day, I was so embarrassed.
Okay, listen, do you get there?
And let's say you do take control of the entire capital.
You take control of the entire capital.
Do you think that you run the United States at that point?
You fucking want.
Like, there's so many times in like where I'm like, well, you know, politics or politics
or I'm just like, damn, everybody's mad, like, or I've been angry myself.
But that day, I was just like, dude, we suck.
The videos that service from that day were so embarrassing.
Get it together.
I just picture every other country.
So he said, what the fun is going?
I'm over there.
So he said, as the January 16th was happening,
Trump wanted to go to the capitals to continue.
I mean, look, I'm not going to say anything that he was,
but I imagine that he wanted to be with the people that he incited into going in there.
Because he's the one that said, let's take the capital by storm.
And everybody's like, everybody's like, yeah.
So they fucking go
Right they all go they take over and it becomes this thing
But he said he the guy the the secret service is like I can't take you there
There's too many people you'll be in danger yeah yeah I'm assuming he said he said I'm the fucking
president
I'm the capital on that
And from what I hear he's got really really tiny hands so like it didn't do one of these
I don't know if he was holding up with one arm though
Like he was like take me there and you're like I'm like god
Now, for the record, I, uh, I support neither.
I'm a middle, I'm a middle of the pack kind of guy.
Common sense lead my way.
Uh, anyway, so that was...
Look at that picture.
Look at that picture.
I tip all you guys.
Good shit.
Yeah.
Good looks.
I remember when someone tried to attack him on stage and he was like,
no.
Have you seen the one where George Bush dodges a shoe?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He hits the legendary one.
I was like, damn.
The pointy ass shit.
They're all so old, bro.
They're all so old.
That's so so nimble.
All of them.
So nimble.
I don't know.
Look, at the end of the day, the politics and politicians have become a business more than a service to.
Oh!
More than a service to this beautiful, incredible country.
And they're self-serving politicians, man.
I mean, look, the reason that weed hasn't been legalized across the entirety.
Here it is.
Watch this, dude.
Reflexes of a fucking...
He's in Iraq.
He's going to turn.
Uh, is it here?
Secret service came faxed out.
He said good try, bitch.
Yo, his eyes literally say good try, you motherfucker.
Dude, you see how he, did you see how he was smiling?
He's like, nice try, you're still like a bitch.
Did he see how many heads came out the back room?
Yeah.
They're all like this.
They're all like this way to a secret service guy.
He's like, no, I'm good, I'm good.
This guy's a bitch.
He's like, he wants to throw another one?
He said, let him throw.
Let him two.
Two, three, four, five, five,
Don't look.
Because they were about to, like, grab them.
Bro, they probably rough the money.
If that would have been my mom throwing that sandals, she would, she's a, she's 10 for 10.
She would have with accuracy, throwing that chocolate.
How are you going to throw a shoe in miss?
At the bottom of that?
What happened to that, dude?
Bro, they probably fucked him up right there.
They took him in a fray elevator and beat the shit out of them.
Hell yeah.
Like, they threw two shoes at bus.
You're going down.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I wonder what happened to that.
Have you seen the picture of the dude that, uh, tried to jump, or, or,
tackle Dave Chappelle on stage.
Yeah.
He's all like, like, like I got beat the fuck.
Yeah.
Lins and shit are just everywhere.
Dumb fuck.
God, I did a stretch and the fuck.
People are branded.
I'm so old.
He what?
I said people are just brained in this.
Yeah.
Did you get COVID?
I don't know.
You didn't test.
Dude, those two.
Those two were wrong.
Honestly, life went on here for me.
Went on just fine.
I was streaming.
Yeah.
Played the tournament.
And it's great.
Yeah.
I get it.
I had zero symptoms.
I came in one time to grab all my stuff
because I had to work while at home.
And I grabbed it and Bruce was sitting right here.
He was doing this.
He took over this fucking death for his food place.
Yeah, he was doing this.
And I was like, you're good?
He was like, yeah?
I was like, you got it?
And he was like, no, I haven't tested.
I was like, I guess you can't get it if you didn't test.
He was like,
he kept eating.
That's a very, very Mexican thing to do.
It must be a brown thing.
doing it too because they're like don't go to the doctor's like why it's like because they're gonna tell
us something wrong with you exactly yeah no bullshit then i'll use something you're trying to get a stick
a test but we didn't want to be in that similar like the person's like you have tested positive
COVID-19 like you're like positive now you're not you're statistic now yeah like is you know that thing
we had to do last year a lot they're like no you're negative you're good but they would have said
you're positive they're like no fuck that I'm doing that shit I'm sure yeah they really
control the outcome they could have hit you you're positive you check the whole tournament
not yeah for sure like exactly you won't
Put it in a fucking gone the fuck off.
I'm just knowing it.
Just knowing like I have positive, underlined, bolded.
I would just be pissed.
Did throw off my vibe?
Yeah.
Not me.
Look, I kept it.
I mean,
I still took all my calls and I had to take calls.
I worked and it's not for me either.
But I didn't,
like I was playing a lot of Call of Duty actually,
like at night.
I've been playing a lot.
You play a Warzone?
Yeah, it's fucking so,
bro,
it is the most fun.
And I'm not a chill here.
I talk shit about Call of Duty all day long.
God damn it.
But this one fucking map is the best war zone map
and best war zone experience.
that I have had since Warzone was a thing.
Better than Verdansk, better than fucking Blackout,
better than all of those things.
Why?
Because it's a smaller map.
It's bright as all fuck.
Even in the caves, it's bright.
Aesthetic.
Aesthetically pleasing.
5K damage minimum every time I play.
Okay, that's like I care anyway.
Yeah.
Let's relax now.
Okay, yeah.
Are you leading to the lighthouse?
It is bright.
It does look cool.
I was with you.
I was with you.
Yeah, for sure.
So you guys have, you guys have,
You got some played it?
You got some...
No.
No, we're doing our next 100 hours right now.
In Valerant?
Yeah.
You're gonna get a dick.
That's a...
That's a game I will never touch.
The same I will never touch Counterstrike.
The game's hard.
It's not like...
Well, I've never played, like,
one of those, like,
don't sprint around...
I've never played Countertrike.
Yeah.
Still shooting?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like...
It does feel weird.
It's so weird playing a game
where you don't shoot at people
to shoot at them.
Like, if you...
If you shoot and then you have to start shooting at the ground in order to hit them.
You got to control the recoil, man.
I mean, you can have a tie-out.
Call 3-4 had it.
Don't spray.
Don't spray.
Don't spray.
Don't be a spray earn, though.
Yeah.
I'm trying to learn that.
Let's just like tap.
Tap-tap.
The act of every bullet is what I'm hearing.
It's a hard game.
But it's, I mean, but it is so fun.
I think, like, getting that one tap with, like, a vandal is, like, the best feeling.
Super satisfying.
Or a Degal?
Yeah, yeah.
Whenever I look into your eyes,
all I can think of is sunshine and rainbows and beautiful days.
That's how beautiful you are.
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It was good to see the Valor and Boys out,
hanging out, living fucking life.
It was fucking dope.
Dude, we stay at Seth's house until like 5.30.
So let me, okay, so what happened after I left?
Because I walked home, obviously.
And all remembers me and you saying, oh, let's go.
So Seth and I live in the same neighborhood now.
We lived in the same neighborhood before, but now we're like fucking, like, I could throw
a football.
Yeah, yeah.
He can't throw football to mind, but I could throw four.
Right, right.
You know what I mean?
But I'm leaving and I hear someone screaming.
It's like, no, no, don't do that.
And I look.
This fucking Marved sitting like on one of the ledges, like on the other side of the of the of the mansion
Don't know he's just trash and shit got a fucking house house yeah
Did he give you the tour? Yeah, did you get tired? Yeah, yeah, say that's how you know it's a big fucking house
I'm like I don't be haunted though it might be haunted wait why don't say that
Just because of this one room
Which one does like on the way to his um on no he took us in the basement
I mean brandy he took us in basement and he took us like his little like I was there I was there with
The hidden room, right?
But there was a room close left
after the staircase.
And he just went,
don't worry about that.
And I said, don't worry about it.
And I was like, okay.
But then I went back and I went back and looked at it.
It's just like darkness and just like a bunch of like piping.
And I was like, wait, what the fuck is that?
That's a theater room.
Yeah.
Nah.
I don't know.
It's a theater.
It's where they torture.
It's where it lives.
Yeah.
So we left.
Who?
What happened?
Tears.
I don't remember it's like somebody.
You guys went into the pool apparently?
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck?
We all went outside
And then Seth was like
Oh y'all should go in the pool
Damon jumps in
Really?
And then...
I told him...
Dismacermainer?
I told Holly as soon as he got on like
I'm like, Damon, you and I are going to black out tonight
And he's like, nah, I'm fucking not
And next thing you know
Damon was
Damon was slammed
But so was Holly
I haven't seen Holly
drunk in a long time
So then Holly
Or no, then as soon as Damon jumps in
Aaron and Nina get in
and then
Holly convinced me to go in
and then Holly convinced me to go in
and then Marv goes in
and then Seth comes out
and is like
everyone's in the pool
oh shit
and then he goes
and changes it
to a bathing suit
and then he gets in
What time is this?
What time is this?
3 a.m.
Damn.
And then we were in the pool
from 3 a.m. to 5 a.m.
Just in our regular ass
clothes.
Just in jeans
floating around.
It's in jeans.
And it felt like
because I was so
I was so drunk
And like as I was swimming around
I felt myself like getting sober
And it felt like so good
I was like okay I was like I can't get out
Because if I get out I'll get drunk I'll be like
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
So then George Blake is passed out
Yeah on Seth's beanbag
Yeah in the middle of the whole
Yeah everyone's talking around him and he's just
Like passed out and so George is like
Yo I gotta get Blake home
Let's call an Uber and I was like
I'm not going to lie to you
I'm not getting out of the pool
but take my keys and everything.
So he went...
So he reaches into his pocket inside the pool.
He pulls out the fucking keys.
He's on the fucking keys.
It's so...
So I...
So Blake and George
go back to my place
and then I Uber back at like 5.30
soaking wet.
And...
That's so it for the Uber driver.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
But he didn't say anything.
Was it an Uber?
I also have like cloth seats.
Yeah.
Either way.
It's easier to dry.
If it's rather...
If it's a lot of it...
Like it's 530 like oh no because it's just porous right he's like I just in the car I just tried like he's not sure me you're gonna be wet
God yeah like jumped it with a button down and so my buttoned out I was buttoning it back up outside like it was just soaking wet just heavy as how and I get back home and Blake is
Blake is curled up on on my couch like this and then I was just like so I go in the bed and I fall asleep and I didn't know that Blake and George didn't know that I came back home until like two days later
Like they thought that I wasn't there
They thought I slept at Seth's house
So they like drop my keys off at pages and everything
And I was like I guess they just wanted to lock up
Yeah
And you know, it didn't want to bother me but
It was not good
It was an adventure
We haven't had an adventurous night like that
In a long time
Yeah
How did you do?
Did you turn up?
At the party?
Yeah
I mean they had it
It was like hard to get drinks
Like what was going on?
It really was
You gotta do bad
You had to, well, first of all, yeah,
sure.
Time to talk to, Page and Hilton.
What I say to you, I say, you know something happens up here.
This is on you.
He said, I fucking know.
He said, oh, I fucking know.
Yeah, so fucking no.
But that was something else.
So I had a, so they had the drinks on the table.
Anybody could have fucking gotten it.
I mean, yeah.
I had the voice over from PCHLA.
I invited, uh, I invited, uh, the cowboys.
I invited the Rangers, like the people that we know from there,
but they're all obviously in season
and the Cowboys were in like in Vegas or something.
But yeah, it was a really, really good time.
Castro showed up.
Preston Place showed up with his wife
who was super good time.
The PCH guys showed up.
It was really, really good.
The booth was fucking dope.
Like, they did a really good job.
Leonhardt was there too.
I didn't see him.
Yeah, he was there for a little bit
and then I turned around and he was gone.
And he texted me.
He was like, hey man, thank you for the invite.
I was like, oh, he's,
What's it called when you just?
Irish exit.
I call that like a hack, I go like this.
The Hector exit.
Don't tell no one, but I'm leaving.
Don't fucking.
We say the whole time.
Jude's the one.
I'm like, yo, you want to go?
She's like, no, we're good.
And I was like, all right.
Yeah, fucking did.
I did drink too much.
And my hangover was wasn't as bad as I would have expected.
Which is why, like, I think COVID also wasn't wanting to be a part of that.
Right like it's like I'm not going I can't I can't be in this
Alcohol ridden body
And then giving the change to the to the to the valerent team that was dope
Gave the change of the battle team the battle the battle the battle the battle the valerate team we're gonna see that and on the process
I have a very very cool moment right here that we may or may not put on but you guys had to see it
Damn it name him bro dude look how drunk didn't this fucking sloshed
All right ready ready
Oh yeah, that's Damon
Yeah, yeah
Dude, he was
Yeah, he was gone
He was gone
Blake and Damon
We're both slumped at the park
Like on the rooftop
I think what we could have done better though
Is have like a pizza party
Towards the end of the night
What?
That just sounds so funny
That sounded so like little kiddish
We have a pizza party
Yeah, you know what we got to be inside
A pizza party
Or like a taco truck outside
For when we exit
That would have been god like
That would have been god
like on the way everybody's like you know it's all free just grab a couple years
like what okay bet you'd be all great vibes going next time next time because look this isn't the
last time that we do that period yeah it'll be a while though no we all got COVID we should
go to that now we all got COVID yeah like this is a lot like ASAP yeah can I see this
uh dr. just expertise's Nike shoe collab yeah we can see this scroll Matt scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
Scrow
Scrow
Nikey gaming shoes
Okay
Oh there's a video
Yeah
I do want to watch the video
Mr. Ranchero
I love this guy
That's how it starts
I was crazy
Nike shoe collab
Yeah, this is a two-time.
Yeah, I can meet you there.
Okay, give me a couple minutes.
I'm in the middle of a broadcast, but all right.
What are we doing?
Oh, this is him playing it.
Okay, okay.
Dude.
It's in a phone booth.
Nike.
Nike, what's going on?
Yeah, we play with a lot of speed and athleticism.
What gives?
What is it?
What is it gaming?
shoe. Yeah, I don't know what the gaming shoe is.
Dude, I missed the whole...
Damn. I think the best rivalry
and...
We're good, Matt. I think the best
rivalry in streaming. Wait, no. We're almost done.
We're almost done, Matt. Fucking 30 more
seconds, Matt. Chill out, yo.
Let's just say the ground gets cold and
we've got to go outside real quick to answer the door
and you're just in your socks. It just doesn't...
I'm telling you right now. No, no, no.
Hear me out.
competitive Nike gaming shoes.
I know.
Hey, listen, I'd like to talk about this more,
but I've got a game to win.
Yeah.
Gotta go.
Gotta go.
Dude.
That's how it ends.
It's just the war zone guy.
What were you saying?
You missed the rivalry?
No, the best rivalry that I,
I think streaming's ever had was Ninja versus Doc.
Like when they were both on Twitch,
both playing H-1Z-1 and PubG and stuff.
like there was so it was just so like and every once while they would play not that they actually had like
an actual rivalry but like you watch doc or you watch ninja like it just seemed like that's how it was for a while
that shit was like before doc had his whole thing and then ninja goes to mix her like I think if that never
happened and they stayed both like stayed on twitch and stayed with that momentum like shit would have
been so like cool to see them because like you know doc the reason I say that's because doc goes to Nike
ninjas with Adidas and
you know the blue hair and the red
suit. Oh shit. You're drawing a lot of
yeah yeah I think it's like I don't know
yeah I don't know those days were dope I didn't think about that
El Rubius calls out ex QC well look first of all
El Rubius is is
way bigger than than
I'm not saying in a bad way I'm just saying like
El Rubio should be fighting fucking
PewDie Pie
I don't think you know how
big XQC is.
XUC is gigantic.
No, I know.
Obviously, I do.
Yeah, obviously.
I'm not,
I work in this industry.
Yeah.
But El Rubius,
no, he's...
He owns a country.
Yeah, no, I know.
Unanimously.
What country?
Spain.
Yeah, he doesn't...
What do you mean?
He owns Spain.
Like, he's the president of Spain.
No, he's no.
It's the president of...
And he's calling an exquisite to fight.
Yeah.
I'll check his exuice.
He's like, huh?
No.
Dude.
Yeah, for the record, I know, obviously...
That, boxing.
That boxing match would break
You never watched him
Crazy I know I've I've actually met exuC once
Show him what exuC looks like
Dude I'm standing next to him apparently
He didn't know who I was
It was it was when he was briefly
And I met him crossing the street
Into the riot studios when he was playing
Overwatch yeah
Yeah so yeah for the brief interaction that I had with him
It was yeah pleasant
For a while I didn't really like understand XCC's
He didn't know who he was
So it was like a perfect, perfect way to meet.
For a while, I didn't really understand XQC's, like, whole thing.
Because I, because I didn't know who he was until the whole, until the whole Overwatch thing, too.
Because he was, like, beefing with one of the Outlaws guys when we first went and visited the Outlaws guys.
And so I didn't know who he was.
That's all I knew about him.
And then he transitioned to content.
And then he started getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.
Oh, he was fucking massive.
And then, like, a couple, I would even say, like, a couple weeks ago, I started, like,
watching some of his stuff and, like, watching his, like,
and stuff and like I kind of get it like I I get why he's so big he's like he's like
Twitch chat like yeah he like in a person like just just just to just to hear some
comparable numbers okay and I'm not I'm not I have I'm just saying I'm just
trying to yeah this I'm just trying to but like XC has 1.3 on on on on on Twitter rubius
has 19.3 what the fuck yeah okay now go to YouTube
and see those.
No, YouTube is insane.
Yeah.
There's a,
the stage that's tough, though.
Rubius is a force to be reckoned with.
He's massive.
Wasn't he one of the,
one of the guys that, like,
helped throw that MW3 tournament
a couple weeks ago?
Oh, sure.
And it just had like 500,000.
Oh, no, no, no.
Somebody else,
somebody else from Spain
just had a 3.3 concurrent.
Oh, yeah.
3.3 concurrent.
A bye?
What's his name?
I-B-A-I.
Yeah, big, massive, massive.
He's gigantic as well.
He put three million people to a Twitchramm?
Yeah, they were watching a boxing match.
Wow.
And it was like millions of people were watching.
Yeah, it was Iba.
Hebae lanos.
Ibay yanos.
Ibail, yianos.
It's crazy.
Massive, massive, massive.
I wish I could just download Spanish.
Just, I know some words.
Per, ben, pen, pen, yeah.
I just know it.
This dude's massive.
Like, look, Spain.
Spain backs their creators, like super, super,
super well. It's wild because like... Shout to my brother,
Willie Rex. And then when you try to find like
creators in like Latin
America or like, like,
esports, even sports teams, like it's not, it's so
much harder to find.
Because Spain is, Spain is like
they're about their gaming shit. Like
there's so many creators, so many sports teams.
I mean, Heretics is gigantic.
Oh, yeah. But then like, I was like, look
at what in the world? I haven't seen you in a minute.
Holy shit. It's the movement king. And he
brings his own monitor. He brought his own monitor this guy.
I heard this guy's been playing with delay.
You got it?
You got, you got hacks in it?
The monitor with delay?
With delay?
Brandon told me, I'm playing on delay.
So faded.
Shots you just walked in.
But yeah, massive.
I mean, if you look at Mexico, Al Capone, my brother right there, he's massive.
Still pulls fucking numbers.
Still pulls fucking numbers.
And then wherever tomorrow, like one of the biggest channels just on YouTube at one point,
like they, they, they, it's massive.
It's a massive, massive, massive, massive community.
Yeah.
I wish that boxing match would happen.
Just, I just want to see the.
The amount of people that would show up.
This guy, this guy literally, like, unbelievable.
The way that KSI is globally, but, you know, obviously the UK, like, this guy is way the fuck up there like that.
Oh, yeah.
Like literally a guy, like a fucking soup, more famous than the most famous spaniards you can think of.
Antonio Banderas.
just as famous
uh
by kids
yeah no uh
yeah he's my kids he didn't
yeah he's in spike kids but i would say
I thought he was
uh
mariachi
okay
I don't know that
uh man
bring up uh the intro to um
on YouTube
and then and then we'll go
we'll leave
we'll leave on that
even I know
Mariachi
El
El
Mariachi and then Antonio Banderas, guitar.
Oh, right there.
Right there.
I just gave me anxiety.
Have you seen this?
No.
Turn that shit up, man.
Turn me up, Turbo.
I feel like I need to have volume here for the guitar.
Yeah, we're just going to end this up.
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