OpTic Podcast - The $10 Million They Were Too Scared to Take... | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 272

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

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Oh, you could spawned that true noble. Yeah, that's a fucking insane. It spawned you on the elephant's foot. Holy shit. Like, Jesus. You're so close, you just, you can hear the radiation. You don't even need a Geiger. It's just, and you're like, holy fuck.

Do you all hear that? Y'all hear that shit? Dude, the amount of weird words that have come out of your mouth in the last like 30 seconds have been insane. Wait, why? All first times. I've ever heard you say a lot of those words. The elephant's foot. So.

You say Geiger? A Geiger counter, yeah, reads radiation I know what it is, but I didn't know what it's called. That's crazy. I've only seen that and chose. You're weird. You're weird. Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the podcast, episode 272. Nobody else was going, so I'll start us off here. What's going on, everybody? How we're feeling? I mean, yo, I've been you know, doing my thing, playing cod, fucking doing nothing. there ain't nothing to do in Cod,

bro, I'm not a lot, bro. No one's playing A's, no one doing nothing, bro. There's nothing to do? Yeah, I'm leaning in the gym, bro. You know what I'm saying that is? You're in the gym? I saw a boring. I could tell.

It was bored. You're looking good, man. Looking little too good out here. Yeah? Yeah, I feel like nowadays's like, I don't know, the 8s are just, there's just not a thing anymore. It's kind of like...

I feel like it's been that way for a minute in Cod, though. Like, nobody plays... Yeah. It's like the first couple weeks, it's like, yes, Cod's out, and then just slowly. At least whatever like Lamar, Austin, like at least like a year or two ago,

what was last year, fucking Black Off Six? Black Off Six. Yeah, they were actually like, them two were actually in there and I feel like people, their teams would also join and then like I was always in there. Tyler's always in there. But nowadays, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know what the fuck it is. I don't know if it's a game. I don't know if it's dopamine. I don't know what the fuck it is. Salaries went up. Care went down. It's great. No, but I think everyone...

Who gave these motherfuckers money? Ha! So what happened with the whole Ken situation? It's been to one. Because I'm not going to lie. I don't even know anything about Codd. Like, when it comes out of, like, Challengers, I actually don't know anything.

Matt probably knows the best. I've been, like, following a little bit. Like, I obviously saw Kenny. He played the, what was it, the Cup with the Huntsman? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I mean, I didn't know until the day of that he was playing with the Huntsman. Yeah, he looks good in it, though. that. It does go a good jersey actually. That boy,

Coe? I'm surprised he didn't play at the office. Are you the only thing he wanted to? No, probably not. He's probably like, fuck that shit? Yeah, because I think he was kind of just playing it and just like... Just for trolls? Not for trolls, but more so like kind of just missed the competitive bitch probably. You know, he's kind of been just chilling for a bit now.

And he's like, fuck it, I could just play this. I don't know. I feel like Zinn's been hiding shit for me. Really? Regarding the Huntsman, yeah. I already confronted him about... Bro, Zin texted me last night, and he's like, what? You don't fuck with your friends anymore? you don't text me back, he didn't send me a single message. He just, he just wanted to say some.

He hasn't texted me for days. He's like, you don't fuck with me anymore? I'm like, what do you mean? You didn't message me, bro. He was just looking for something to start a conversation? Wait, so now Suuities on the team? That is funny. Is that announced?

Yeah. Okay, it is announced. Yeah, it is announced me last night. He's like, Swootie's on the team. Wait, go, sweetie. I haven't even been paying attention. Is this a good team? team, bro? I mean, yeah, Johnny.

Who the fuck are the subs? Renegade? Yeah, John and Renegade, right? John Squared. John Squared. JJ. I feel like that's a solid squad, though. I feel like Swutie has been, like, impressive, like, his talent.

I feel like if he gets a good mentor, like someone that can really teach him things and out. You know who Swede reminds me of? Matt, you could probably relate to this. Drew. Like, he has the potential, but he's just like, I just can't. Like diagram? Yeah. brain dead?

I just can't take him serious. I literally, that's what he gives off. That's what he gives off. I don't know, like, I don't know if he's actually trying to go, like, hard in the shit. I think he kind of just, like, leans into the content side a lot, I saw. I mean, it's a good thing I have, for sure. Yeah. Like, in your, like, repertoire.

But he did fry the fuck out of the huntsman, so we're going, I can't lie. He actually did? Yeah, he had, like a 1-5 in the series. Oh, what the fuck? Look, this 1v3, you collats him. I was like, is it not dashy? Because Brandon had the same clutch against phase, remember? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's not dashy. And then he always like, whoa, he's dashy. Yo, what the fuck? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like that angle's actually, like, so good for a sniper. He's just down a lane. Well, you can jump it.

You can just shoulder left, come back right. Yeah, you can finesse it, like so easily. Yo, that was actually disgusting, though. That a boy swoop. Honestly, I haven't been watching, so maybe he is actually. Yeah, I don't know. He doesn't seem pretty good. He's driving a 1.5 against him.

I mean, and we got Brack attack? Brax's good. Yeah, Brax's definitely good. I feel like Brack's been the Challenger's He's tenured Yeah, he's tenured I swear he's been playing for decades Real much driven

He looks like Thanos are here, no? What game did Brack first start? Like B-O-4? B-O-4? B-O-4? I won't a chance with him that year You did? Swerre.

What? Yeah. I didn't even know that. Yeah, we had no chance of winning but like we've Low-key Did beat. I wonder that you think they're in a movie

You guys lost to rest of prosody on purpose? It would be 100 thieves just for the story. They beat 100 thieves? B hundred thieves. That was like, that was like being like mates back then.

Bro, we were so high. And we're like, we're like, we're like, Cole by God, they were like, and then they fucking choked.

Yeah. Pretty bad too. We were up 2 O in the control as well. Yeah, you guys were gonna play us. And we were like, and we just randomly broke the fuck down. And I was like,

we were like, we're about to play LG like 100%. They're up 2. about the 3L and we're like, all right, we got LG. Then they got ultimate reverse. And we played fucking Dylan

Who was on a team? Dylan Cod. Muskin. Dead? Is that on a team? Loki, maybe. Denz. Tommy maybe? Denz was on it. But yeah. Yeah. We were like... It was like a weirdly low-key breakdown on Saturday night.

Like, unfeatured. It's like, spacking my shit. Like, what the fuck? They took them out. We were all hype, and then somehow they made it back to losers final and spanked us. No way. Yeah, they couldn't be hundred thieves. Oh, damn it.

That's actually insane. You think they're in a little outer on C-Town? Cudian. Damn it. Cudie and Brack? You think they're in there in a movie? Oh. I think her two who's already at the airport.

Damn. Oh, dead ass? He could show up at any moment. Oh, nice. Oh, shit. Well, I feel like it's a good opportunity, like... Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, you get to come here, be at the facility.

I feel like just being with your team is always better than not. Like, being able to come into a nice, like, common area. You come in, see your boys every day. For sure. Get after it. For sure. It's a good environment. I thought that was a fucking rat in the back.

Yeah. You see the, uh, you see the hell. The maps actually for you guys, I mean... But yeah, talk to me about the map changes because I've been seeing like, I've been watching scrims and stuff a little bit here and there and people are playing like a whole bunch of different maps.

It's been the most... I'm not gonna lie, this is like the one time of the CDO where I've actually been so lost because last week we played and I remember every single time asking like, yo, are we playing fucking, like, what's out?

Like, is Blackheart out? Is fucking... Are we playing Yemen? Because apparently we're playing Yemen. What do you want to be out? Honestly, I don't really care. I feel like Blackheart sucks to play. Blackheart?

Yeah. I mean, Blackcar, we're probably going to veto that shit the entire year. I'm not going to line. I like watching it, but, dude. It's like such a deceiving map, because if you don't have spawns, it seems like just a bang out, like, out-trade, out-skill them, but if you don't have spawns, you're just so fucked on that map. I think the only issue that I have about, like, listen,

I like Blackout Seven the way that it feels with, I think the, besides all the new maps that are, that they added, I think every map. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's official. Oh, so we got, whoa. I think every map, I feel like Saki's just. No, Saki's so, that, I'm not even trolling. That's about.

map in the game. I'm not in the room. I'm being so that as the way that it plays, because you know, I don't know what's going. Clifthown's Yemen. Yeah. All right, you know in Black Off 7, right? Like, let's just say Black Car, Colosses,

like, all these maps are just like, just so straight up. You know what I mean? Like, you literally spawn up, you literally know exactly where everyone's at. Yeah. Whereas like, OG, at least the guy that I like playing is like you spawn up and you have to like,

have to think of like, all right, I have to pick up this lane or I have to take this route. You know what I mean? Like, Sake is like one of those maps where if you take a route and no one's watching it you're gonna get through you know what I mean yeah Colossus it's like you can only go fucking fucking flank their spawn or go tunnel

it's like the most easiest I feel you you know I mean yeah no you're right you You want a little outplay You want it's a little sauce yeah yeah exactly Like I mean that's why a scar has like somewhat of that feature but Yeah it's even low key it's all covered in snow But even then it's like

A ring It's like an actual cod map where you actually have to have a good string or you'll get fucked Literally. It's not just spawned up, look forward. I feel like my issue with like bringing back like a map like Yemen or like Plaza even, like those maps were not made for wall bouncing. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm okay with fringe just because like wall bouncing is probably the closest things we've had to jetpack.

So like fringe could possibly work. You know, it'd like work well. No, Plaza Search is in? Yeah. What is that, dude? Like I don't even know what that looks like. I'm gonna try it out. Oh, is that the song?

Is that where you're breaking? Is that where you're going to bar? You're going in. You just go A, bro. And just bang it? It might be bad. Range is going to feel small as hell for S&D. Okay, but I'm not going to lie.

I mean, I don't get a fuck, but in the GA chat, everyone was bitching, and they literally said they did a vote, and I don't know. I didn't vote because, like, I just, I'm not a play whatever. I really don't care it, to be honest. Listen. But they, they G8, which is insane to say. They Gat Clifton. What?

Like the pros? Yeah. They just said, like, if it's in the series, we're not going to pick it a matter what? No, they basically just said, like, GA. We're not going to scrim it. No one's going to play. No one's doing nothing. What if Spinnis-Spence presses?

I don't. He won't press me. And if he does, I'll be like, I mean, I didn't even vote. You'll fuck up Spence? You'll fuck me up for him. Listen, I know. Granted, you don't love the maps, right? But we always talk about, like, we need new maps in the CDL at some point throughout the year.

So I'm just happy we have new maps from a spectator's point of view. Yeah, no, for sure. Like, just having some different. Something else to watch. And hopefully these maps get played more because, bro, the major, it was a Den hard point and Expo overload simulator. It was the same two maps every single series. Yeah. And I think these maps will be played a lot to start the stage.

Because teams right now, they kind of have a fresh slate on two new maps. You know, if you guys are G in Clifftown, and let's say like Sok and Gridlock, like, they could think, like, this could be our best map. We don't know yet, you know? This could be like the new Cremplossus. You know what I'm saying? so that people will play it, at least try it for the first couple weeks. Oh, yeah. So it'll be nice to see, especially like Plaza Search, fringe search, gridlock search.

Like, that's cool. Have you guys scrimmed, like, search and destroy on these maps yet? No. No? I'm not even trolling. I swear to God, like, going into the... Before they announced this shit, they announced this shit the same day we, like, knew what we're playing. That's why last week, whenever we were screaming, we were like...

Oh, so you guys were waiting. We were playing, bro, you see the overload, then exposure scar? Yeah. We were playing fucking... Gridlock control. We were playing like it was going to be in, because, I mean, we were... So you guys were like testing maps. I'm just playing, yeah, I'm just like,

like, oh, B's actually the best shit. We have to keep second B's out. I'm not even throwing that. We're gonna fuck with this map. Not even did. It's like, it was so hard for no reason. It's like the start of the year where the maps don't come out yet and you're just like scrimming the maps to scrimm them.

Yeah. It kind of seemed like the strong arm the fuck out of you guys and just kind of put those. Yeah, I mean, they kind of did that last year with the dealership. I don't know if you know, but like, dealership wasn't even, we didn't attested. They literally just, It was a new map and they said, you guys are playing it.

And I mean, it honestly wasn't that bad, but... When it first came out, it was ass. Yeah, it was terrible. But then, like, as people, yeah. People actually, like, started playing it and shit. Yeah, it got better. It wasn't that bad, but... I'm excited.

I mean, we get new maps to watch. We got CDL back this weekend. We got new maps to watch. Thank God. That's not going to be... Yeah, it won't be too bad. I honestly wish they added, like, a new overload instead of... Because right now there's, like, the issue with exposure.

I don't even know if you know, but, like, online, it happens a lot, but you have... like a frame rate glitch on exposure. Yeah. And they can't like narrow it down. So I don't know like, I don't know why the fuck it's even in the rotation. Were they ending the game when people got it? Because like wasn't that what a ghost?

Who was saying they got the glitch and they were? Apparently like Miami ghosty. Yeah. Apparently Brandon had it on Scar. Yeah, Brian. Yeah. We got on a scar. That was a weirdest shit.

Why weren't they ending the map? So this is what they did. So we got the glitch. We're down 2. We got the glitch. And then Brandon's like, yo. Like it's fucking like laggy. It's like, it's a little.

like 90 frames. So it happened to happen at half time then? No, it happened before halftime. Oh, so it could just happen like anytime. I don't even think I said actually not I just said on the stream when I came back but so we got the frame of glitch right there right so then going into OT which I did the most faded fucking playing

OT. Probably the worst play ever done my career yeah I was feeling myself because I was bro literally before that to go into to go to OTA I don't even if they showed my fucking pop because I haven't rewatch that shit but I swear I was doing the most insane shit to like I was doing demonic shit

it was a demonic shit to get us in OT and then bro so then we're an OT right and I tell them like yo I got a streak hide so I streak I come out of my streak I don't get a single kill Sim kills Mace in that corner like defense corner yeah and bro I'm on 90 fucking frames

I was the only one on 90 frames but I think it was because I streaked but like bro in online and in scrams and matches I've never gotten to that wait this is a side question that's so fucking one I don't even I don't know T, but when you streak, did you see O4 in shop? Yeah, dude.

You knew who's in shop? Yeah, so I said, our side shop, and then I think Brandon and Mays kind of tweak. Or I think Kyler said, well, I don't think Brandon said it. I think Brandon was evolving. I don't know. I came out of my streak, fucking tagging him, and then I was the one that ended up killing him. Yeah, okay. I was just curious.

Honestly, that other two was on me, bro. I just chat, like, what I'm doing? It's all good, right? Yeah, it's all good, bro. Um, not a way the kills are falling. It looked like perfect. Yeah. He's gonna walk out and get some off the plane.

Oh no. I saw the ball on the plane. I thought like that was a free skill because it was top green. It actually wasn't that bad of a child. Like it was, but if you killed it, it would have been like, that was a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I was still and shit. Like, I don't know. Yeah. It just looked like you were thinking like, fuck it. I'll call game. Literally that was actually my mind. Like, like, literally.

But it is what it is. I mean, we'll see how the matches go this weekend with all the new maps and all the Good stuff. I can stick too. That's another thing that I... It's kind of nuts. Yeah, this one was... I mean, they had it too.

I heard they were getting Fandanga. Yeah, they just dropped on their head. Apparently they're getting rammed, bro. They were getting... Without them. Oh, they, like, trialed them, and they were getting fucking boo box? I was like 250 to like... I don't even...

I didn't see it. Wasn't it 26? It was some crazy shit. I don't know if you could find that, but I couldn't win a map. It was against like... 250, 26. That's already like... I'm pretty sure it was that.

Somebody get one, too. we made a mistake for us I'm sorry I don't know what we were thinking well what are you guys the stakes on that because I was I was talking about streamed this like listen they're a good team but like they're just not performing on land but you have two options you either

obviously make a change or you kind of just wait it out and hopefully it clicks yeah what would you guys rather do in their situation it's a hard one because it's like like you said do they like major three does it click or do they go in and not when I'm happy It's like, it's just so hard to tell because obviously like you said online they're good

But yeah 24 Holy fuck Oh my god Yeah Oh my god No wonder they had JP playing Yeah

I've seen JP in the free frogs The Ross are so fucking weird dude Because like I'll be watching them online and like I'm like god these guys are so weirdly good But then like you watch them at the tournament And it's like What the fuck's happening? I don't know if they just like

Regress back to like Selfish tendencies or something and it makes them all place slower or like if their cohesion is just so bad. I feel like it has to be the first what you just said. Yeah. Like they just want to be like we're on land like, okay now we kind of have to step up. Let me make sure I do good. Yep.

And then it's just like. Like one person changes their like pacing and then it's like it's all fuck because then you get blooded on your break and now you're in a 4B3. Now you're in the super duper. That's why people look so much different online because when they're running around online in the league match in their bedroom like dude they truthfully know like if I die here, not that big of a deal. So like when you go to a tournament, it's kind of a big deal.

if you go scam. But like online, no one's really remembering if you scammed. I couldn't tell you a single scam that a player on this team made during the online stage. Yeah. And they put 11 matches. Like, all I remember was X in frying. Yeah. And like, if that kid figures out on land, this team could be good. Because like, another thing, too, is like when you're doing so well online, you got a player that's doing

so well and you go to the tournament. And he's not doing that well. And then it's like the whole dynamic just a little weird. And you only got two series, bro. So it's like, you fuck up twice. You're out, you know? And they fucked up twice. Sometimes you get one day. You could fuck up. You get one match. You can get a 45 minutes. You get one match, choke first HP,

and then it's just a snowball. It's just a nightmare. Yeah, and then, I mean, dude, I feel bad because that kid seems seems like such a good kid. But it's like, I did hear there are switching roles, though. Like, Exxon's going to go to a flex or something.

I like that. And then kids and Pratt are going to be main subs. Kids need to be on the sub. Yeah, I agree. He's the most selfless player in this team, by far. And he will play the same on land. I mean, he's a world champion.

He's going to play the same. He's not, he's going to be. He'll play making a team. S&D, because that's like a big thing too. If you watch them in search, dude, like, fucking, dude. It's, like, so weird, like, seeing these players on a team. AJ would always say that on my team. He was like, bro, I played in fucking Australia.

We play no S&D. It's over here, bro. Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing in S&D. Yeah, I know. Because you got, like, MC, like, MT's like an S&D kid. He's always been good S&D, you know? Like, he's guaranteed to give you, like, you know what he's doing on the map. Like, he's not dying.

He's not scamming. He's going to get you his kills. You know, he'll have a clutch every now and then. like and then but like kids just was looking so you go on a sniper and shit like that just looks so weird I kind of fuck with the bulldog on snipe I I mean it looked cool but I just have seen the sniper around I don't know why the fuck bro was not a sniper and fucking I I swear he was I don't think he's a natural sniper he's not oh he's not a natural I don't think he's a natural sniper I could have swore he's always had simp what about

what about phase on black house four what who snipped uh it might have been priested bro I can't who the fuck's my phase I think it was octet no octet he was on dives on Fizz on Oh, yeah. I don't know who snipped on Faze. Who was? It was priest? Was it Trey? Gras.

Wasn't his cell? Because didn't he run tempus? I swear, I remember seeing like a final kill camp in him slimbing. I would like a... That's so, dude. On fucking... I don't know. He's always had...

He had dashy. Then he had, like, in his S&D days, he had dashy sniping. And then he had Simp. Like, for most of his career. Simp was sniping. Yeah, that's... And then it's like... I don't know.

I don't know if... I don't know if just that one match I watched where he snipped on raid where he looked like... uncomfortable. No bullshit. Like he looked really, really uncomfortable with it. He looked,

no, yeah. But yeah, I don't mind him sticking. What? He'd say all that, do you go. Oh. I mean,

I think so it's a great, great, great, great AR. Like, I think you need him on AR. Just I know who else can snipe on, on that team.

Age is fucking around saying he's gonna pull it up. Yeah, let's watch A.G. He's going to hold. He's playing sniper spots on the map. Yeah, he's going to hold tight angles. He might as well snipe.

He's giving you, this much of his body to hit. He's not giving you shit. Oh yeah, that's funny. EG's hilarious. What's the new streamer challenge you're up in across the internet? I think I... Don't tell me this is the six action. What is it fucking... Oh, don't make it much of... You fucking bastard. That's an actual thing is? The six seven challenge?

Let's see what this... Yeah, give me... Turn your stream on later and just do that thing get off. Turn it on? Don't even tweet it, do the six seven challenge. Don't even talk to your Chat, just randomly record it. How was it counting that fast? I don't even get it. It's like a camera. It's like a camera counting it.

That little red dots on his hands. Is he not supposed to end it? It's 6.7? No, it's like 20 seconds. This is so brain rot. This is brain wrong. This is actually... Yo, I'm gonna turn it on and do this and that's it.

Don't say a word. Just walk away from your setup. And just turn it off? Just pull your internet too. So you don't even see you have. actually turn your stream off. They see it buffer and there's... Yo.

Oh, God. I'm so out of the loop, dude. When Bebers Coachella gets hate for being lazy, really? They actually got hate? I thought people love it. I actually watched this back on the stream of the day. This is a... I actually liked the vibe.

I thought it was like... Like, with the camera on the computer and, like, he was like searching his own music. I felt like you were watching a stream with them, like, low-key. Like, you were just like hanging out of them. Back. Way different than, like, four. 50 extras and like a giant fucking thing going on. Did you see this shit, Seth?

No. He had like a, he's basically, it was like a stream performance basically, like what he said. Uh-huh. Like it had a camera, like, by his Mac, and he was, they were streaming his YouTube and he was just like on YouTube. Like his laptop was up on the big screen behind him. Yeah, he's been streaming on Twitch, hasn't he? Yeah, he's been like, just, he'll just turn it on. He's like in the studio, chilling.

His giant, like, warehouse, like, fucking. Oh, I did see something about that. I wonder if that's the reason why he did that. Dude, they're all gamers, bro. The end of the day. Yeah. And Russ is there to do. They're all gamers.

He just wanted to do a little, he wanted to do a little live stream performance live. I actually liked it a lot more. The other ones, to be honest. And he got 10 million for it, so. Fuck it. Sure, he don't care. Quick little 10 million. Give me an HDMy, cable brown, pay me 10.

Yeah. With my life. What do you want the content to be? 10 million. 10 million. 10 million. First footage, oh yeah But yeah, I don't

I don't have to like actually see the performance To like nitpick it You'll like it Yeah but I don't mind that I don't know what people really wanted Like he's older now dude Like I don't know I'd expect like young dancing like JB

Like all over the place So there's something that's like likely I feel like that's the thing though It's like once you set that precedent For sure yeah If you're Justin Bieber He's like that That just pop star

Once that's like your thing If you ever stray away from that People are like are you okay Yeah Like that's just how it is. Oh, so he was like not even performing. He was just watching YouTube videos. No, he performed a few songs.

Oh, okay. I was going to say. Yeah, yeah. All his new shit. Gotcha. It's actually smart, yeah. I hate that shit. Like, they own his music and now that's like obviously his.

Don't fucking sing it anymore. Which, yeah, he signed the contract. Like, he wants to get paid. But also like, because the same thing happened to Taylor Swift, right? She had to re-record her whole album because the original was owned by the record company. I don't know. I haven't. The music label. And so she re-recorded the whole thing, so it was hers. It was like Taylor's version or whatever. Uh, you're Swifty? Am I Swifty? Okay. That was a lot of lore there. Okay. This was not soon.

I have not seen. I'm not going to lie. Just mind-blum. is. I watched the movie Gravity right before like this happened with Sandra Blocke. Like what?

And they kind of well they didn't do the same thing but Like that shit just came from the fucking moon Just a movie Yeah, dude that shit was insane

So they I mean this is obviously Fated fucking question But they obviously like Would have three survived? Like what are you going to say? They purposely put it

Like they knew it was gonna land in the ocean Yeah Yeah, yeah yeah How do they do that, though? Dude, I'd be more afraid of the ocean. Well, yeah, they said that's the scariest, or that's the... That's the most dangerous.

Yeah, the most dangerous part. Because what if the capsule, like, God forbid, flips over something and... And they have no communication when it's coming down. And they're in those heavy-ass suits, like, how do you get out of that thing? That's, it sounds like hell. It's probably like... It sounds hell. Like, what if there's a leak in the exterior...

I'd be thinking the same exact thing. And you just slowly start going down and... And water's rise. That door probably like gets heavier and like that shit's horrifying. You know that feeling like that shit's horrifying? You know that feeling like you land from a plane and you're like kind of just like, oh nice, like we're back on earth. Like we're good.

Flights over. Like I wonder what that feels like. They open the door and they give you like water and you're just like, you're just like back on earth. Yeah. Like dude, you realize what you just did. I hate when they start clapping. You were just like I'm fucking moon.

Dude. I mean you got to go do interviews and talk about. Don't clap on no turbulence. Is that? Is that? Yeah, I'm like, yo, there wasn't even turgels. Why all clapping? Like, what?

Y'all were tripping? That is nuts, though. I don't know. Maybe they'll call on it. That is crazy. The Artemis 2 shit is fucking insane. But now what's the next mission? Because now they know, now they know how to slingshot around the moon to get back.

You love the slingshot shit. What if they fucking do the opposite? It's fucking crazy, man. What are the opposite? Go to Mars? Yeah. Well, so, okay. It's dropping base on the moon.

So the theory of like, have we been on the moon? Is that? What do you guys think? What do you think? I don't even know. I can't even tell you. What do you do? Everyone thinks it's fake.

It was made in a Hollywood basement? What do you think it is? You think it's real? I don't fucking know, though. After seeing this? I wasn't around there. 19, 56, how? Why haven't we done it again?

It's like 69. There's probably no point to, right? 56? I mean, just chuck a number? Probably not. But wouldn't you want to just go back? I mean, this is crazy.

Like, they're just, streaming it from the fucking moon? Just like, I'm on the moon, bro. I don't know. It is pretty nuts. What are you guys? Fly on top of it? Look, we're here for sure.

They put it too close to the ship. And then when the ship took back off, it just blew it away. Dude, I've been on, like, crazy, like, just Instagram shit. And there's, like, a theory that it's called, like, what is it the, the, I can't remember. But it's like, we broadcast signals to space. And they're like, no, we've never found another signal from space. so either no one's doing it or they did it and then they got found

fucking spaceship comes in laser, boom, planets gone some fucking ultron I need to know bro I need to know if there's fucking aliens I wouldn't even care I wouldn't care

we have that's awesome I knew it what if you saw a spaceship up in the sky and you just saw a blue plasma thing spinning up and then just boom I don't need like an invasion kind of shit we help they help us we help them well yeah that'd be whatever we can do for them

you know if they want to take me to space real quick just make sure you bring me back I bring me back skinny oh my god immortal a shape shifter skinwalker

it's pretty nuts I feel like that I mean I don't even I'm not tapped into like NASA news like that but I felt like that just came out of nowhere they were just live on Twitch one day my chat was like yo go look at the stream and I'm like they're going to the moon

Like, I don't know. It just came out of nowhere, so that was pretty nuts to see just, like, casual as fuck. Yeah. But happy they got back safe. That's a fucking dangerous-ass, like, journey, dude. Yeah, 100%. But wait, is the actual, wait, would you say they're going to Mars? Well, I feel like that's the reason they went to the moon.

I feel like the next step is to move. So now they're going to, like, reverse it. Use the moon's gravity to get flung out further into space so they don't have to burn the fuel and try to land on, like, one of Mars's moons or something? I think they're going to put, like, a base on the moon first. And then have, like, a middle point. You know, they're going to put a base on the moon. I'd like to think so. I mean, it sounds a little refuel, a little pit stop at quick trip.

A little gas station, yeah. A little quick trip at the moon. Sling back up. Put some whatever they need up there. Come back, sling back up. Retrieve, sling now sling off that gravity. Now we're slinging the fucking Venus. We're going to June.

A hundred or three hundred or six miles not sleeping for more than 10 minutes at a time over. Is this guy literally something? psychotic? The boo-boo. Booboo-doo? Is this guy in... Wait, what is this? He ran a 306 miles, and he's only napped for more, like, less than 10 minutes.

He just had a bender for four days, but just ran the whole time. It's been a fun couple days. No, it hasn't. Oh, my God. It's like that movie. Oh, yeah. The long walk one. The long walk.

Yeah, I watched that. I only watched like half of it, and I fell asleep. Did they end up completing the walk? You do this sober, right? he's not sober what would he take he's high on life oh

at that pit stop he probably had everything you name it a little bumpsky he shot up bumpsky took a shot of something he's alleged

I need to go I'm a bitch yeah I need to go huh all this is telling me is I'm a fucking look at this warrior that's insane

that's at these guys bro wait wait wait go back to the wait so that's Nick Bears That was like a challenge God damn

That guy's a legend Four days Holy shit That's crazy Did Nick Bear like compete Or He just hosted it Where was Guggins

Good question Fucking He's in the fire He's in like lands Department He's not a land player Yeah That's insane

I don't know How people do that Oh no you already watch that New Rolex has announced the 100 year of oyster models. What is this shit? Which one would y'all get? Which one would I get? Off of here.

That top right one's clean. I'm not getting anything on the second page. Actually, maybe the bottom right. Bottom right's clean too. Like a bottom right. Bottom right there is clean. I just don't know anything about watches. Oh, I'm going the car neat, the orange jump.

The Yonaster 40. Really? Definitely. That light blue one, no. The pink one, no. All the other ones are fire, though. Yeah, orange one goes dummy. I'd probably get the gold leaf motive, third one.

Third one? Yeah, I mean, I just don't know anything about watches. I've never worn a watch. Yeah. I've had one watch my entire life, and it was a graduation present. I had it for, like, a month, and then I was like, I don't even wear this. Just gave it to my brother. That looks clean.

Because he has, like, a real, he, like, works at an office and shit. So having a nice watch, like, want a nice watch. I was like, too, just take it. Wait, what is it? What kind of watch? It was a tag, you were. Is that like it? That's a good red?

Yeah, yeah, it's solid. But I wore it a, remember the Yemen clip, the bow down? I was wearing my tag. That's why I was feeling different, bro. I had to get rid of it. I started losing the plot with the tag on. Get this shit out of here. I'm telling people to bow down there.

Masters but cheated? What's this cheated? I actually watched this. You did? Yeah, I swear to God I watched this. I did? Not the whole thing, but I watched like the last nine holes. How did he cheat?

I have no idea. I didn't even see that. Hold on, hold on. How the fuck did he cheat? Let me see. Obviously, you got to put in Arderick next to Roi's back check. Astrik. It's like the little star. I don't even know. I think you said artery. I don't even know what you said. Oh, so he skipped.

One of the guys who've done it skipped three tour events and abandoned their wife and child to go play, I guess I said. Okay, abandon their wife and child's crazy. Wait, I'm so lost, though. What is he saying? Wait, so how did you? He went and practiced it. Like, other people were on the tour playing like, the other tournaments, he just went to Augusta and was just ripping it every day probably. Oh, I mean. That's just preparation.

So he likes winning chants? Yeah, that sounds like good preparation to me. He likes rings. Wait, so wait, is that actually like a... I don't know if that was just like a hater message or like a hater tweet or what? I don't know. I don't know golf. I don't know golf either like that, but it seemed like that was kind of like a hater message.

The way he worded the second part of it. Abandoned his wife and child? Abandoned his wife and child. Like, fuckfucker just went and made mills. I'm sure they're... Unless, I mean, I don't know the four-person. That guy said he abandoned? One of the people on the news?

Hey, bro, is that, like, I feel like you can't be saying shit like that. That's tripping? On live television? Wait, what do you say? They say like anything nowadays. They abandoned the wife and kids? Oh, yeah, that. And then he won Augusta.

I mean, that almost seems like a smart thing to do. Am I wrong? I mean, I don't see Like And then he won So are people gonna be doing it next year You're gonna call it Hate or shit if it happens next year

And there's multiple people doing it I'm sure people Is that not a normal thing I'm so confused That's not a normal thing It's like skipping like fucking major three Major four and you only go to champs And you just warm up on main stage forever

And I guess you fuck with the stage I mean I don't know There's not really comparison But it's like skipping A bunch of majors to go to the Fucking champs I don't know I did watch it

It was lit He almost choked bro He didn't almost choke He had a two-stroke lead going into the last whole of tournament, and his first hit sliced it straight into the trees. And I was like, oh, my God, he's about to lose it. And it's going to be a playoff. But now he clutched up in the end.

What is this? Cooper flagged the next MJ? What do you? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you make these bullet points? I know, I know. The Maverick Youngstar joins MJ's only rookies since 1973, 74, to lead their team in total points, rebounds, assists, and steals.

Is Kyrie? Is he hurt still? Is this because the rest of his team's horrible? What about AD? I mean, he's definitely fair. Very fucking good, though. Yeah, we'll have it a P.J. Washington. Clay is.

He's got free Rome. I swear he was a dog last year, no? I don't know. He was sniping through his. He's hurt. AD's hurt. No wonder he's got the most points, rebound. He's got to do it all.

He's got for it on. And there are 25 and 50. He's just ballhogging. But he's nasty. I'm not taking anything away from him. Both of his superstars are disgusting. Like, find the comment that I'm looking for. You know what I'm saying?

Like, the one that's going to, like, why. And yet people say he's a second guy who shoots? Bro, people will just hate on anything, no, he's actually, I went to the Magic and Mavs game. Bro. He's a dog?

Instantly came in, wheeled him back from, like, I'm taking over. Cooper, fly, Cooper, flat. It was like a spam button. They're loving it. Bro, he was going crazy. He's a dog. Yeah, see, that guy's got it right.

He's playing with role players. Now he's like, he's got to step up and be that guy because now he's both of the superstars are hurt. Like, he's got to do that. He's doing that show well. He is really good, though. He's really good. Data Texas launched an investigation versus Lulu Lemon.

That's not fucking good. I actually saw this. I didn't cling on it though. This is actually true. Every single time I see shit like this, I'm like, that's fake. Well, shit. I wear a lot of Lulu lemons. I launched an invasion.

Well, shit. That's all makes sense now, dude. Yeah. He's got fucking toxic chemicals in it I'm putting it on my wanger every day. It's fucked up. Like that's cool, Ken Paxton, but are you collecting the money from this lawsuit

or how's his working? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I know you launched the investigation, so you're getting the whatever fucking breakdown. Some sort of settlement. 11 billion. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 11 billion. Oh, that's how much they made.

I thought that was like a settlement. They made 11 billion. I mean, it has shit. I love my, I mean, I love my lulus, but... I love my lus. I mean, they're comfy as hell, but now I guess I have forever chemicals in me now. I'm gonna lose my name.

Oh, shit. Huh. Oh, that's not good. Good luck, pro. No wonder. Everything makes sense. You're gonna start biting your shoulder. Everything makes sense.

I don't even know. What are forever chemicals? I don't know. I think you guys could be superheroes. Dude, what's like the life hack remedy? You put lemons in a hot bowl of water and metals come out of your feet or some shit? What the fuck is? Some shit.

What are you? The Lomba Rebody type shit. Don't say some shit. Can you guys get on? Like, what? You guys fucking level up, please? I'm literally draining fucking...

Yeah, what's forever? Chemicals, look? I'm draining metals from the souls of my feet with lemons. You're not the same. All right. All right, though. That question, though, that asked, would you drop anywhere in the world for $10 million?

Oh, yeah, explain this question again? Because this is a good question. We're talking about from the pod. It's land only, right? You get $10 million, but you got to spawn anywhere in the world. on land and you have to get back to your original destination. So what are like... So Frisco. So you're saying, okay, that said we had to get back to this

podcast desk. You give me 10 mil. You teleport me. And we spin the globe and wherever it's, you just fucking... Yep. Could be middle of the ocean. But it has to be land. Yes. Could be Amazon rainfall. Oh, if you... Imagine you got put on an island somewhere, you get marooned. Okay, that's very possible. You have to be really unlucky. It's just some small-ass island in the middle of the Atlantic. We can't even see it on the map.

It's just... Wait. A literal... A literal patch of... grass you just like this. For troll purposes. Oh shit. You land on a fucking what are they called a sandbar? 80 miles out. And it only goes

for 10 miles. I got 70 miles of ocean. Let's just say we're Mr. No resource. And then Mr. Beast asked you that and he would actually get a 10-dwell. Well,

can you search on Claude or chat GBT like, put me on a random island. Truthfully, what are the top five worst places that you could land? Amazon. Amazon.

Amazon rainforest. Sahara. actually not a real one but the siberia like siberia an anaconda the tundra the tundra Antarctica

Antarctica would suck literally at the fucking ice wall of antarctica because you wouldn't be able to get to anyone you wouldn't be able to get help easily like you know what you spawn in with like like say you spawn in Antarctica do you get like a fucking Canadian goose and shit some handwormers or do you yeah yeah hopefully I mean

okay that'd be that'd be nice you have to put everything on your body for every climate that you could possibly What do you do it? Yeah, would you do it? The question is, would you do it? Or else you die or what? No, well, wait.

Well, I mean, I mean, yes, we could say that. It's just to get the 10 mil, would you do it? That's the question. Would you do for 10 mil? Would I do it? You said, fuck. I mean, yeah, I'll roll the dice, fuck it. The 10 mil are you guys?

Yeah, I'll roll it. You have the same mods of spawning in. next door over there at the fucking kitchen. Yeah, I mean, you could get really lucky. Well, we know you're like, you're not going to get that lucky. And even if you get like a middle ground place. I could put back to Cali in my house. I grew up.

Oh my God. It's not happening. Please. See what he says. I'm fucked. Wait, you don't know that. I am. The world's largest salt flat.

Everybody, you might be fucked. Oh. Wait, where's it at them? No, no, no, no. You're not dead because people go here to fucking take pictures and put it on fucking TikTok and Instagram. and shit. So there's probably people there right now. You could get help instantly.

Break them off from a little something? No bullshit. I've seen this shit a lot. I try for a little bit. Don't get it fucked up. People will drive on the shit. If I spot it right there, I'm literally, like, I'm talking. That's not, dude, okay, okay, it doesn't matter how far you go. It matters how close help is to the location that you spawn in. Yeah, yeah, 100%.

You got 10 mil, bro. Can you get help? You can get on an airplane? Like, can you use any transportation? Well, I have, you have no money, nothing. So it's like You gotta suck some dick Well Simple as that

You have no wallet or anything It's like That's one dick Thousand bucks First class plane ticket back It's not just one Feet up What

This is life or death bro What Click it Mount Roraima Okay I'm probably dead I'm probably dead actually How do you get up here Wait wait on

Oh yeah no I'd probably die Easy wing suit Oh wait no She's good She's good Hold on, there's probably a trail for like adrenaline junkies, you know? I could probably

make it out of this. South America. You're in South America. Do me, I have a more feeling they're going to give me some easy shit. South America will be sketched though. There's a lot of things that can kill you there. Oh yeah. A lot of bad ass shit. Watch me, watch up some Call of Duty map. See, but I feel like this thing is like giving us landmarks. It is. So this isn't even like

It is. Like Fallbard? This, oh wait, you're dead. I'm actually dead. A remote Arctic Archipelago under Norwegian and the snow yeah an archipelago

it's a string of islands can you put a country an archipelago can you tell it to do air so cold it's stingy long why do you know that

why do you know that I know a little bit about nothing that matters I'm guessing this time you get a whole country job see I wish this thing wasn't putting us

like Madagascar it's putting us on like okay ask it we're the worst we're the worst place to randomly be dropped off with this I'd say you that much

I would say the Dary and Gap would be the worst Okay. The black hole. What the fuck's the Darying Gap, Seth? Uh, you look it up. You spawn in the center of the Dary and Gap.

Look, he's thinking. He doesn't know where to go. You're dead. You're going to go to the Black Hole watch. Worst case scenario is dangerous. The Mariana Trench, okay. Oh, well, say on land. Just say on land.

Oh, you could, you could spawned at the Trinople? Yeah, that's a fucking shame. It spawned you on the elephant's foot. Holy shit. Like, Jesus. You're so close, you just, you can hear the radiation. You don't even need a guy. It's just

and you're like, holy fuck. You don't hear that? Y'all hear that shit? Dude, the amount of weird words that have come out of your mouth in the last like 30 seconds have been insane.

Wait, why? All first times I've ever heard you say a lot of those words. The elephant's foot. You say Geiger? A Geiger counter. Yeah, it reads radiation. I know what it is.

I didn't know what it's called. That's crazy. I've only seen that and chose. You're weird. You're weird. I mean, I got nothing to do. at home. You're fucking weird. It's been.

It gave up, see? It doesn't know. Now we've got to pay. I'll good. Okay. We got some questions here. Billion dollars, but you get dropped in the ocean for 36 every day at a random time for a year. Once you commit, you can't change your mind.

If unlucky, if unlucky, if unlucky, like a feeding frenzy? But, I mean, 30s. I don't know. I don't know. The only way you die is if it's like a. back with a great storm, bro. Like Aquaman. Literally fucking pacid.

I literally plop in and get right on my back and just be like. I don't know. I don't know if 30 seconds, it'd have to be a very specific situation for sharks to just randomly attack. I'd be more afraid of climate. Like, imagine you get dropped in the Antarctic. Like where deadliest catch gets filmed?

Holy fuck. The weight, like you wouldn't even be able to breathe. It'd be done. Like you'd be fucking done. You get dropped in the Drake passage on a big storm? The Drake went. the Drake what the Drake missile

the Drake missile Wait what do you say Drizzy The Drake missile Oh Yeah he does he does have a missile Oh my good Oh damn it

Five billion dollars That kind of levels it up from the 10 mile Yeah Once a day though Just like randomly You could be midstream Just like just Move right to the ocean

Oh that'd be terrible AIDS Oh dude That would be terrible I'm not doing that. Cold plunge. That would be terrible. It's only 30 seconds, though.

But what if it's in the middle of the night? Like, bro, you know, it's going to be pitch black. It's 30 seconds. Fall in instantly gold water. Can we do some mapping? That AIDS ass, really. So 365 times 30. What is that?

It's so true. That's like the first thing that happened, like, in my mind. Like, you hit the water in the middle of the night. You swallow the water. You're like, oh, shit. You try to take your first breath. Oh, God. Yeah, divide that by.

minutes. What are you doing over there? Just how many minutes of the year are you going to be under? Yeah. Oh yeah, so it would just be 182 minutes. So that's three hours for $5 billion. Five billion. The difference between a million and a billion is daunting. I mean, I would have no choice. I would have no choice but to take that. Yeah, now you have to. I'd literally have no choice. There's not even thinking. I'd see. I'd be walking around a wetsuit all the time. Just be like, oh, here's my time. I'd be scoombo. I'd be scoob. I'd be scoobing. Steve for a full year. I don't get a fuck.

Got flippers on and shit. Harpoon gun, always on my back. You just have $5 billion. You could take like precautions to where like you're always kind of ready. Yeah. Not like fully ready, but you'd have to level down a little bit in life of your quality of life. I'm not saying walk around the house and flippers, but like you have to do something to like make it a little easier.

You'd have to have a wetsuit on all the time. Even while you're sleeping, like you'd have to have a very specific like outfit. Because don't wet suits like if it's really cold in the water, don't they like insulate you a little bit so you're not as cold? Yeah, it's supposed that was cold. So I feel like you'd need a wetsuit. But you'd have like some alter like a couple million dollar wetsuit that's kind of like comfy. So you can sleep in it?

Yeah, it's an investment. You do the first day without it, you're like, all right, it's literally a video game. Like every day you can keep leveling up your character. You keep realizing what you need. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't know. Eventually it's just you have a fucking.

A routine almost. A wetsuit that's a boat with propellers. You just start fucking driving around in a wall. You literally just sit on a jet ski at all times. No, but you live? I was going to say you're, just chain yourself to a boat and never leave the property. You live on a jet ski for a year. Literally you spawn there with a chained boat and you swim to the boat, get on it.

Well, you, well, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're just. Because you do your 30 seconds, you have the five bill and you buy a boat, bring it to where you are. And if you survive, you tell you're back and you're dry and like, what if you spawn inverted? Now you're just boat's just, you're just under the boat and it's just falling on top of your head. Now you're concussed. Fuck.

That's the top question, man. I think I'd probably do it though. I feel like I have to. I had no choice. You'd have to. I'd literally have no choice. For that amount of money? It's only for one year?

And then you're good? Oh, yeah. Only for one year? Yeah, yeah. I'd have no choice. I'd have no choice. I'd have no choice. Just land on a shark, dude.

No, I actually don't think in 30. It'd have to be very specific. You have to land in like the middle of like an ongoing feeding frenzy. to get like insta attacked Water's chummed Yeah they'd be like more

scared of what just spawned in randomly And they'd have to like get curious By the time they decide to eat you Like 30 seconds is gone But like I'm sure like It'd probably be really scary The first couple times Like whenever you see a shark in there though

But you get used to them Yeah no you probably would Like you become a shark expert So now you're learning skills And you're getting paid I ain't gonna lie You're swimming with him at the end I'm gonna keep it a thousand

Every time for the year I don't give a fuck If the water is still Not moving I'm gonna be scared in the middle of the ocean Yeah, at night. Yeah, now fuck that.

30 seconds, it's going to feel like an hour at night, bro. You can't even see your hand like this. Yeah. Question, though, at the end of the 30 seconds, if you get your leg chomped off, do you come back with a leg? Are you, is that now another hurdle? It's gone, no, but it's fine because you have $5 billion to get a better leg. No, no bullshit.

Dead ass. Okay. You tell the doctor, you're about to inherit five years. They always leave that part out. I always end with it. here. You can die right now. I want my money at the end of each.

We leave that part out. You sign a pay. Oh, yeah. By the way, we pay you after the year. What? What if you perish? You just get nothing?

You get nothing. You know they're going to cut it out when you die. You pass it on to your closest sibling. I want paid by the second, actually. I want a contract. Yeah, I know mine already. 2.5 up front.

Give me the rest when I complete the year. They ain't gone for that. That was a minute thing. They ain't going for that. Because they're anticipating. They want me to get to eat. They might be fucking trying to plant sharks. It's like some hunger game shit.

They might have a game maker. Just hammerhead fucking orca. A game maker. Let's see how he deals with this. Bro, do you know the... Drop you in the Dead Sea. Do you know the Navy has trained dolphins? What?

I swear to God, look this shit up. What? Bro. That like the tech bombs and... This kind of shit. Like some awesome power shit? Don't say this kind of shit. Lord of God.

Navy trained dolphins. Bro. They're fucking nasty. They have literal... Underwater mine. Is this fucking... Literal trained dolphins. Underwater mine.

You don't even find Nemo? Like the things that they swim through? Like that type of shit? It's like illegal to talk to dolphins. Those shits are real. Yeah. I would look exactly like that. I went through the little wormhole.

Now, that would suck. What? Dropping on top of one of those mines? You sit on it? It's crazy, right? No, you don't sit on it. Fucking blows your body. A literal dolphin.

I think if you touch... it just detonates that. So what happens if a little fish swims into it just sets off all their bombs? No, they don't have bombs on the... Well, they... I read that. That's a fucking missile, bro.

That's a missile and it's guided by someone and right when they see an enemy submarine it's taking them out. Oh, here's... It's fucking... It looks like a missile. It does. The thing is, we're literally making jets in the wall.

water out of animals. I think it's a metal. I think it's a metal dolphin. It's looking out of its mouth. Remote controlled. Yeah. That'd be awesome. That would be awesome. Would you take that job? You control the fucking You have a squadron of dolphins? Oh, dude. Your whole job is trying them through the

Atlantic just attacking ships and shit? Holy fuck. Bro, I'd play that game. That's a really a video game. Fire video. You have a Combat Dolphins. What? Trained by the U.S. I'd be fired. I've been missing since 2005.

They've been slowly hunting them down one by one. Bro. I'm telling you, bro. They're like collecting mutants in X-Men? There's probably so much of that happens that we don't know about. They went rogue and they turned? And now they're against us? Wait, this is all so weird.

Wait, they're actually killing people. They're killing people? No, they were trying to kill terrorists, but apparently they've turned and gone rogue. What? No, it sounds like they're very successful. They're sleeper dolphins. Well, this is high yield on these guys. Imagine you're like a pirate or some shit in the U.S.

pulls up on you, jumps on your ship kicks you off board to the dolphins. Bro, you see a warship and you just see a hundred dolphins. All of them missile strapped. You're fucked. You're fucked. Three dolphins fly over the ship while you're interrogating. The Iranian blockade right now that's around the straight of Hormuz. We just have fucking dolphins planted everywhere.

I wouldn't be surprised. Everywhere. Have you guys been keeping up with that shit? I can keep up a little bit, but I don't understand. I don't understand it. Stop. I mean. Getting too weird.

I don't get it. Dude, been watching the news. I know. That's what's weird. That's what's weird. I have to, bro. Whenever they announced something, my fucking crypto just goes. Oh, yeah.

Thanks, JD. It's fucked my portfolio. If you could change a single thing about Colorado Diddy in his current state, what would it be? Cheaters. Yeah, rank play. Just rank play. Yeah. Literally just.

Well, yeah, cheaters. Yeah. Anti-cheaters. All that, whatever. Whatever. Because cheaters would make rank quite better. See, the problem is, though, like, I like, they said this year, like, they were really going to work on fixing it.

And I just had such, like, a pessimistic mindset about it. I was like, they ain't fixing it. I tried to be positive. Like, I hope so. It would be great, but. Unfortunately. Yeah. It's still the same.

I definitely got some. And now, like, I don't even want to play rank because last year I dealt with it. I played rank pretty much. all year and dude it was just soul draining it's like you get on every morning you know you're playing like we literally knew the cheaters

we're like okay we're playing cheaters good morning good morning yeah we just woke up and you're already ready for us fucking in lingerie fucking ready to fuck us walling like that a dude's like yo beau I'm like bro please bro he's like boz I fuck with you I'm gonna give you the win we're up 4-0

he just wins two rounds willingly just to show you like I could turn this around at any time. Like, him. Just bat shit crazy. 10.37 in a.m. Better say some nice shit to him.

Oh yeah. I'm like, brother, please, bro. Like, I just woke up. He's like, Bose, I fuck with you, bro. I got you. Don't worry about it. Shout out Skumpy. Shout out the watch party. I mean, thanks, but. That is psychotic. Thanks, but how about we turn those off,

bow? That's psychotic, dude. But yeah, cheaters. Easy. Yeah, that has to be it. But like Warzone. I swear like none of the Warzone guys, I feel like they don't really play cheaters when I watch them. They're all cheating. They'll get me started on. Well, I watch, I watch TP mostly, so.

Is TP a closet hacker? I was playing, I played Aiden and someone else's history. I forgot who. I think believe in a random rank match before my tournament. And I watched the Kill Can, I'm like, I typed in the chat. What the fuck was that? He was like Mario Board. Do you talk about the Maris? I'm like, I'm sure, bro.

That shit is crazy. I'm fucking sure. Do you have one of those yet? I don't know. How's it feel? Everybody has one? It's... The whole league has one now.

Wait, so... Are you using the PS4, though? Explain it? It's a PS4 controller, but it has the overclock potential? We have PS5 now, too. But you can get a PS4 with the 8,000 polling rate? But it's faster. I might have to get one of this.

It's faster than the 8K. For what? What are you going to play rank play? No. no what i'm gonna get one that's why i just not bro rank this fucking every game bro it's every fucking game i chalk that shit up that's why the only thing funer

i was just screaming yeah and all the console now every fucking console king's heard of me uh who's from round one nedra oh the next round a luca oh the next round and now everyone's in the castle king's out yeah all right well last question of the pot a lot with three weeks of practice do you think four of you could win the next Challenger's Cup, you get to pick a hell no. And fuck the coach

part. No. What? There's no one, there's no coach like we do need him though. No. No, we don't win the next Challenger's Cup. No. Three weeks of practice? Oh, three weeks. I thought it was one week. Wait, wait, wait, I'm thinking like why we got it? We got it. Still now. Bro, you're now, you're tripping. Who's the best challenger scene right now? I'll tell you. Uh, probably like P7. It's like beans and, it's people that were playing in the league. We can

you go. Oh, like Byron. It's like a full protein. No, no, no, no. It's not Byron. It's fucking Snoopy and fucking beans and... Bro, we got three weeks. We're scamming those. We got three weeks. Eric, boom. Eric, boom. That's what it's going to feel like. We can definitely, we can definitely get to Sunday and, like, I actually have a cool story. Bro, we have a chance. Why, we, we got three weeks. If we scrimmed every day for three weeks, you're telling me we wouldn't be ready? If we're going hard as fucking scrims, if we're

going hard as fucking scrimms, and I'm like, nice, Bose. That's different. That's different. If you're doing that, I'm... Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I'm ready. I'm challenging. Sure.

Then I could say, yeah, sure. But I'm imagining that's just like, honestly, bro, you guys want to chalk this around? I'm trying to place you ass. I think it's not. Like, you know what I'm saying? Sure, three weeks of a hard fucking, you know what I'm saying? But imagine they add a little...

And they said a billion dollars you guys win that one. Then we're like, all right, bet. Three weeks, sure. Yeah, we can win it? Sure. Because I'm also... We get a million each if we win. I'm also doing this.

Oh, now we're talking. the Dolphin too. Holy shit, we got to win. Can I get him as a baby, so I raise him as my own? Oh, that feels so... Probably win, yeah. You give him a little, like, fucking nerve guns to help them practice in the bathtub.

We got to win. We're going to fucking win. Yeah, no, we... I think we could... I think we'd have a chance for sure. I do, yeah, it's just very... Yeah, I do think of a chance for sure. At first I thought I said one week,

but go ahead, Seth, do the outro. All right, guys. Well, that podcast, I felt like we just... That was actually pretty fun. Yeah, no, we just... We just literally chopped it up for 55 minutes. I like podcasts. That was awesome.

But I hope you guys enjoyed. Leave us a comment. Any topics you want to see in the next pod. Thank you guys for watching. Peace on.