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Ladies and gentlemen, Nicholas Maniac Kirchner has arrived and he's just waking up.
This is podcast episode 162.
You, you struggled?
I struggled.
I'm still on Tokyo time.
I went to bed at 1 a.m.
I looked at my phone and I'm like, I can't tell you the last time that I looked at my phone.
And it said 1 a.m.
You get drunk last night?
Huh?
You get drunk last night?
Nah.
Any of you?
You?
At the math's night?
No.
Why didn't you come to a math night?
I wouldn't say I got drunk.
Baby goes to sleep at 7 o'clock.
I still feel.
feel like I'm feeling it.
And what about your kid?
That is the kid.
Oh, I thought you're calling yourself babies.
Let's have two conversations.
What's that?
We're having two conversations.
He's saying that he's feeling...
Fuck alcohol.
I quit.
I'm done with it.
Until tomorrow night's dinner.
You listen to Huberman?
It's Valentine's Day tomorrow.
It's never good.
No, no good.
What?
Alcohol. I know.
Zero positive.
That whole moderate, like, drinking stuff.
No.
He said bad.
He said, like,
one or two a week.
Max.
Andrew Hugh Mervin?
Smartest man alive.
He's jacked.
Basically who I aspire to be.
Oh?
He's like a,
well, he's just smart, jacked,
handsome tats.
Yeah, I know this, dude.
I'm just, yeah.
Yeah, I've seen this guy on YouTube.
He's super smart.
Dude, he's four years older than me,
yet looks.
Anything with the human body,
the human brain, he knows.
Yeah?
And he said, don't drink.
Also, drinking sucks.
What do you say about smoking?
There's so many better drugs.
Bro, like, drank at Seth Super Bowl.
First off, I think I drank twice in, like, the past, like, four months.
One on New Year's, and I think once on Halloween, and then at Cess during the Super Bowl.
And I didn't.
And then you start coming out.
I think I do Loki drink a lot because, like, I don't know what's going to be at Cess Place.
So I just bring a shaker bottle full of tequila.
and just kind of sip it.
I saw that.
So I don't really like,
first off,
that's not a probably a smart thing to do
because I just be sipping it.
So it's not like I'm like taking a shot
and then I like,
no, like, okay,
I'm taking three shots.
It's a weird container to bring tequila.
A Stanley cup?
Yeah.
No, no.
He brings like a shaker,
like a protein shaker cup filled with tequila.
He brought one yesterday too.
And then I'll just sip that.
And yeah,
I think it's over there.
I'll sit that.
Like a margarita or something,
not like just straight.
Just straight tequila.
Oh, okay.
And then I'll just sip that.
But then a few hours go by, it's almost gone.
I'm like, how much exactly was in that?
But there's also something wrong with me to where I don't feel like I like, I don't get the happy drunkness anymore.
What do you get sad?
Just zon.
Empty?
Yeah.
It's like, it's not sad.
It's not happy.
It's just, it's fucking empty.
Here we go again.
And I just.
I don't know
and then I like chase the feeling of like being drunk
and then it never really hits like I wanted to
but then I wake up the next day feeling like shit
then we get to the Mavs game I have more drinks
and then wake up today and I'm just like never again
and he's at the Mavs game leaves after the first quarter
were you like drunk last night?
No I wasn't drunk last night I wasn't feeling good
but I probably had like
Burley five six drinks
Oh okay that's I mean so I'm not like hungover
but it's just doing it two days back
to back no workouts no streams
no nothing. Damn. I just feel like
a loser. Yeah. But
Yeah well sometimes you need a little
break. Yeah man it's okay to be a loser
sometimes but just not the majority of the time.
I enjoyed it. Yeah. I enjoyed it being grinding the streams.
Took a little
well today will be my second day break.
Well so you're already committing to not
streaming today. Yeah. I'm going to
go home. Chill. Enjoy the day.
Yeah. Sit outside with the dogs maybe
and then tomorrow we're back at it. I think tomorrow
I'm going to go to
Valley Fitness early morning, sign up for a gym membership, get back on my shit,
because people have been calling me out in streams, arms look small, shoulders aren't as wide.
Yeah, that's true.
And I feel it.
So trying to get in back on my shit tomorrow, at least.
This morning when we walked, well, I walked in at 8.30, so, you know, had my meetings,
and then I had a meeting, and then I have this, and then after this, I have a meeting,
and then after that, I have a podcast, and then after, oh, no, after that, I have social, socials,
then I have a meeting, then I have a meeting, and then I could go home.
to go edit the vlog.
More work.
No, I have, yeah, I'm literally on my 2016 shit right now.
Just like 24 hours, all go.
The blogs are back?
I don't know.
Something, something, maybe it was the week off that I had where there was literally
nothing that made me say, it's like, this is, vacations are not you.
Did you not enjoy it?
I know you enjoyed it.
No, no, I loved it.
What did you eat, though?
I've been waiting to hear what you ate.
What was the?
All right.
So we get there.
Noodles.
No, I wish.
From 7.11.
No.
We did go to a 7th.
It was snowing when we arrived.
And I'm not talking about snowing.
I didn't even know it's a lizard.
Well, you went to literally Japan or Tokyo?
Tokyo.
Tokyo.
Tokyo.
I mean, that is.
State in Shinjuku.
Okay.
I would hate that.
Went to Shibuya.
You know, did the whole thing.
Walked my ass off, right?
So, you know, lost a bunch there.
But, you know, the girls live in Jude, they, my wife and live, my daughter, I call them the girls.
because, you know, girls, right?
So they're not big into, like, the sushi stuff.
Yeah, they just don't.
And they're not big into the ramen stuff.
Are they into bulgogi?
Yeah, I think given the right opportunity and setting they would.
Like, they've been going out of their way to try new stuff, but we didn't there.
So they ate, like, the regular stuff.
We had Kobe beef with rice and that.
Like, fried rice and all that stuff, obviously they're into just the raw fish and stuff that they're not into, which I am.
Right.
But I will say that above anything else, the one thing that I learned about Japan is that the reputation is true.
Right.
And we were talking before we went that, you know, Jude met up with somebody, some random person out there to get her, her Taylor Swift tickets.
Right.
And in no other scenario, would I have allowed my wife to go meet up with somebody to exchange, you know, tickets or whatever?
But the rep-
By herself?
Well, with live, right?
So, again, in no other scenario, would I have been.
okay with like allowing that to happen.
Yeah. But Tokyo has
or Japan as a whole has like this
reputation as a nation, as a country
of it being
safe, clean
and polite.
And may I say that
you know,
that sort of ask, that
should be an aspiration for every fucking country.
Like the reputation, think about what, and
it's a Mexican, I sit here as a Mexican dude.
You know, everybody you hear say, we got to go to Mexico.
You're saying, yo, you got to be careful.
Right. Like you don't say that about Japan. You don't say, yo, you got to be careful. You know, you know, watch out for the people who are going to be, you know, like that. And yes, obviously, you know, some, some countries have different political governments and they do their things a certain way that disallow for things. But there was no, not a single piece of garbage on the fucking floor. I don't make that happen. How do you make that happen? It was like Chicago. How do they make that? It is. There should be severe. We need more severe punishments.
I agree.
Instantly.
I got fingers and shit.
Instantly.
You let her fingers.
Rob the place, handcuff them.
Is it still a law where they can't her off?
California where they don't arrest people for stealing less than like $1,000.
No, they don't.
I hear you.
I'm down.
No, I do.
Listen, I do.
I do too.
I look.
I just.
I think we're too far.
Like, Jen, was there like hella cops and shit?
No.
No.
They just don't even need it.
Bro, it starts from within.
The home.
And if you wake up and you wake up and you.
you say, you know what, I am a good person and I'm not going to do shady shit and I'm not going to
exist.
And everybody else around me is going to exist because that is the agreement that we all have
amongst each other's.
And I'm not saying that there's zero violence in Japan.
If you go out of your way to look for it, you can find it.
I was walking around Shinjuku at like, I don't know, call it like 1030, 11 and we went
through down these certain areas.
I'm like, you can find trouble where you can find trouble.
Like that's not a thing.
You can definitely find trouble if you're looking for it.
But, you know, overall, man, the politeness, the politeness, the.
The way that they take care of you, like everything there is like, it made me want to, you know, be a part of that culture.
It was amazing.
Were you the only Mexicans?
You know what?
I think I spotted another Mexican slash Latino out there.
You get him a dirty look?
Yeah, I was the fuck you doing here, man.
This is my trip.
No, I'm kidding.
Nah, but, but man, I will say the Japanese fuck with Mexicans, though.
They got that Cholo, the Cholo sort of.
community like they they all dress up like cholo's hey what yeah man bring up bring up
cholos in japan that's a literal thing like they yeah put your glasses on man you clean yours
set i clean mine yeah and you're gonna need some soon you were saying who yeah dude i need some
my my my my my near vision i got no back up here oh not the near vision wait why is that the
yeah this this yeah like uh oh in the bottom yeah like in japan in japan uh
They check out low riders.
Yeah, the low rider culture, right?
They look like Cholos, dressed like Cholos.
They have the fish nets.
They, like they do the whole thing.
Big baggy flannel.
Yeah, dude, look at that thing.
Look at fly as fuck.
So, you know, nobody came up to me.
He was like, yo, you're one of them, right?
They were like, yeah, I'm one of them, my man.
I am one of them.
I was really upset that Supreme wasn't open.
There's three Supreme stores out there.
It wasn't open.
My daughter was super upset about it.
Not upset, but she was mad about that.
Human made was also closed.
Babe was open, but that's not my thing.
So like from a fashion standpoint, like it is a really, really, really, bro, there's nothing but good.
I can sit here for an hour and tell you how fucking amazing it was that just when I started to get a hang of things, started to recognize streets, just when I started to.
Time to go.
Yeah, it was time to go.
My, my brain was on Tokyo time finally.
I did crash one of the days.
I did crash.
You know, because I was, I just stayed up and did the regular day.
Were you smoking out there?
No, it's illegal.
We don't do that out there.
Okay, okay.
That was the first time, well, I was going to say it.
It's been a long time since I've gone five days without touching the magical plant.
You withdraw?
No.
I didn't even have crazy dreams.
I literally was just enjoying talking for what I was, bro.
This was amazing.
Spending time with the family was fucking great.
I regret not having done this sooner.
You don't really go on vacation.
No, man.
Just the first family vacation I've ever taken with my family.
And I know that's hard to believe because of, you know, the very blessed position that I'm in.
But I'm all about to grind, man.
Yeah, I feel like I can see you not enjoying it.
I did.
I did.
But it turned a switch on me.
As soon as I got back, I'm like, I'm not doing it enough.
I was like, what was that?
I look at the mirror.
That's how a vacation is always going.
You get back and it's like overdrive.
Yeah.
I'm like, ah.
So that's the mold that I'm in.
But 1010 recommend.
the girls want to go back in six months
which is like crazy because Jude has
never left the country. Olivia has never left
the country and the first one that we go to
is a 13 and a half hour flight to Tokyo
11 on the way. You're direct? Dallas
of Tokyo. That's not as bad as I thought
I was going to be. No. I thought it would be longer.
It was long. It's still long. The only thing that got
me through that flight, I know I'm talking a lot.
Okay, it was what I do.
The only thing that got me through that first flight was the entire
first season of The Bear.
Oh, it's good Joe. Oh.
my god. You flew like to Cali through Hawaii, right? Or did you go that way?
We went up. How does earth work?
Listen. You flew from Dallas?
Although before I wasn't a flat earther, now I think I am.
Pull up the globe, Matt. Pull up the globe. Yeah, there it is. That's the flight.
Oh, so you went like north. No, yeah. Well, see, you don't go north. It's just, it feels like you're going north. On the map, it looks like you're going north. But it's just the elevation from one to the other.
You just went straight.
That's a lot of ocean.
Yeah, no, no.
We did take that curvature.
Yeah, I don't know if they go straight.
I don't know if that curve.
Probably because it's a lot of ocean.
Yeah, they probably do that so you stay close to land.
Well, I did see on the map that we were avoiding like massive storms, like right around that the Honolulu area.
But that is how you, I will say the-
Is that Hawaii right there in the center of that little straight island?
Yep, yep, yep.
Wait, Hawaii is that far?
Dude, it's like five hours in the middle of nowhere.
It's like five hours from L.A.
That flight is scary.
You are just straight out there.
Those little islands is Hawaii.
The start of the flight to the end of the flight, you are in the oil water.
How do people end up there?
Where?
Hawaii.
Talking thousand years ago.
It's the same way that how did it, that's, that's a good question.
Like where they cruise in in the ocean and be like, all right, we got to stop here.
Yeah.
Just like, uh, yeah.
Because I don't know, I don't know where the fuck we're at.
Yeah, but it's beautiful here.
Yeah, this is it.
This is where we just left from all that mud.
This is where it's at.
So small, though.
How big is why?
Like state-wise.
State-wise?
You can fit Hawaii in Texas.
That's how big Texas is.
We went to Maui last year and you could do the whole island in like an hour, like around the outskirts, 60 minutes.
But there's like five or six different.
You've been.
Yeah.
Yeah, I went to Mallory as well.
I've never been.
It was fucking great.
Yeah, there you go.
That's how big it is.
What?
That's a fucking, that's DFW.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
What, though?
The Las 4th.
Yeah, the Metroplex.
Yeah, listen, I mean it.
I recommend it.
The flight is the only thing that you're going to struggle with.
And the tickets, like, we didn't fly first class.
It was going to be like 8K a ticket.
And typically I'm like, ah, the girls are like,
Jude hates fucking spending money on first class flights.
I hate that about her.
Because she's, you know, she's smaller than me.
So she's cool.
Like me, I'm fucking here.
The person's knocking down.
iPad. If you get the, it was a huge plane, right? Like the three by three
three by three or three by four. If you could do the one like in the front of a
section, it's basically first class. No, it was the where we went.
It was first class and those things were like 2,500 bucks. Yeah, that's not bad.
Yeah. So do recommend. There are cheaper seats is what I'm saying, but we did up for
that for that middle, middle class. I, dude, she's like, I'd rather buy a purse.
And I'm like, I agree with her. I agree with her logic.
Yeah. I'm like, you can buy a purse still?
I don't know. I want to explore the world a little bit.
Would you, so what you're saying here, just so we can have it on record, is that if I say, hey, idiot, it's Tokyo.
I can't say no. I feel like I can't say no.
You can say no, yeah, of course.
I can't.
Seth, would you go to Tokyo for idiots?
Hell no.
It's a lot of time off.
It's a lot of time off.
Because he wants to be on stream making people happy and entertain them.
See me, I'm like, we can give them, like, they can take, they understand.
Anyway, I did come back.
They don't understand.
No?
They call it part-timer?
Yeah.
Big time?
You stayed for how long?
Five days?
Yeah, arrived Monday afternoon.
Into a fucking blizzard.
It was amazing.
It was cold.
It was so cold that I bought a coat.
Not a jacket.
I bought a coat at Kith Tokyo.
I can't believe it was snowing.
I didn't know it snowed there.
Bro, this much snow.
I would have pissed me off.
Like a fucking like two inches.
But it was gone the following day because you know why?
Because they were out there working and shoveling.
I will say this about my lovely Tokyo brethren who I admire and respect.
I don't get this part of that culture though.
Like nothing opens until 11 a.m.
If you want to go to the store to buy something, 11 a.m.
You want to go to breakfast, 11 a.m.
I love that.
Breakfast spots until 11?
I mean, I'm sure you can find the little hole in the walls.
But, bro, the breakfast at the hotel was fucking...
We had boiled ham in the eggs.
Century eggs?
Did they have the black eggs?
No, I don't know, no.
Those, no.
Would you have ate those?
No.
Black eggs.
Yeah, they're called like, I think they call them sentry eggs, but like they're...
Because they're 100 years old.
They're like fermented and shit.
Ew.
They love them.
Indeed, I would not have done that.
And I am a very adventurous person.
I would have, I would have.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it was really good.
Now, listen, I, man, I recommend it, man.
I, it's, it's, hmm, do it.
Do it. Do it.
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Yeah, where's ours at?
You asked it already.
And you got the answer.
We're not getting one.
You're not getting one.
Do you know why?
Because I'm boring.
No.
You're not.
You're anything but boring.
But yeah.
So I will say this.
Thank you to Scump for hosting the Super Bowl party.
He just for the record, he got volunteered into it by Zinni.
And then that's no other choice.
That's true.
We could have gone out of my house.
You wouldn't allow that.
Yeah, I would.
It's, look, if no one, if no one, is, no one steps foot in your house.
I'll hold you to do that.
If no one gives, I always host now.
If nobody ever, no one else hosts besides me.
Does he at least pitch in for the food like he said he was going to?
Oh, you saw that, right?
Like, not only, not only does Zinn volunteer his house, but he wanted Seth to also provide all of the.
Yeah, he wanted me to also buy the taco bar, which was amazing, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
La Ventana.
La Ventana.
I mean, yeah, it was, it was a good time, man.
Super Bowl party was great.
I mean, it was, yeah, it was a ball.
The only thing I would have changed is that the taco bar was actually like,
we should have gotten a taco dude so that, you know,
whenever you wanted a hot taco, like he was there,
like we had to go to the microwave and shit.
And the 49ers winning, I probably would have changed that too.
No, no, no, no, it's not changed anything.
I wanted, I want to, you know.
You wanted the chiefs?
Yeah, I wanted the chiefs, man.
I wanted, I just wanted someone noodle in.
Yeah, same.
Like, why?
Huh?
I mean, the Purdy story would have been nice.
Yeah.
I wanted someone new to win.
Now the Chiefs two in a row, it's like repeat winners.
Like, it's really fun for them and Chiefs fans.
But for everyone else, it's like...
Did they really deserve that win, though?
Yeah.
They earned it.
What do you mean?
It's not about deserving.
They fucking took it.
Nobody gave them that shit.
Somebody was trying to stop them from getting that shit.
Nobody gave them that shit.
It's like when they talk about Swifty.
And if you're one of these people, you look yourself in the fucking mirror.
The amount of fucking dudes that I see complaining about how much.
Taylor Swift is being promoted on the NFL or how much the NFL is forcing.
No one is forcing Taylor Swift on you besides Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift is such a fucking powerful force that she just appears where the fuck she wants.
Yeah.
And if you have a problem with that, like there's something deeply wrong with your ass.
Taylor Swift literally created economies for cities by herself.
Yes.
Like she is huge.
He's like they're pushing on our eyes.
No, she's pushing herself.
got Taylor Swift?
She might just be the whole broadcast.
They might cancel the CDL.
Her watch party would be just insane, I bet.
Yeah, just be a Taylor show.
Yeah, and I am not a Taylor Swift.
I couldn't name one song.
Same.
By her.
That's cap.
I don't think I could.
Literally right now, let me think.
I can't.
I can't.
Okay, yeah.
You're acting dumb then.
You name.
Give me one.
Blank space?
And I'll write your name.
You gave me one.
I don't know one.
Matt, do you know what?
Exactly.
Love story.
Go on.
I do know that one.
That's an old.
Give me five.
Huh?
Give me five.
You're a two.
You're a two.
Blank space.
Love story.
Fucking.
Bro, it's hard to.
She would never put out of a show, a song called fucking.
No, no.
Fucking.
Featuring Rihanna.
You can't.
We were.
First young when I first saw you
Yeah, that's not. It's hard to know song.
There's so many like songs I don't know any of a new song.
Okay, that's what I'm saying. So is it hard
to believe that I don't know a single one? Like Nick doesn't, he doesn't.
Cruel summer lover.
But if a song came on.
Shake it off.
Shake it off. I think that is the one.
Shake it off.
But that was done in 1989. How old is she? What the fuck?
She's from West Redding, Pennsylvania.
Of course, man. The greats come out of that state.
Freeway.
Gilly to Kid.
Who else is from Philly?
What greats are from PA?
Meek Mill.
Meek Mill.
Taylor Swift.
Skump Abner.
Thank you.
I'm waiting for it.
Who else?
I feel like a lot of Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart.
Who came out of Maryland?
Yeah.
No.
Matt.
Me?
Maryland famous people.
Am I the best out of Maryland?
Famous people from...
Oh, Bradley Cooper also from Pennsylvania.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
I feel like Maryland ain't got
shit.
Watch.
Maryland's
gonna have like
way better.
Three.
Oh my God.
What the
Who the fuck is
Edwin Booze?
Kale
Gail King?
John Wilkes Booth?
Oh my God
we have no one.
What?
No.
Where's maniac?
Is there a Kirsner in there?
He's got more followers
than a lot of these people I bet.
I've never heard of
Parker Poe.
Who the fuck is Edwin Booth?
Oh shit.
That's Michael Phelps right there.
Oh, Michael Phelps
also from Maryland?
He's going to be smoking at
at Chronic.
it is legal now in Maryland
Harriet Tubman's from Maryland
Babe Ruth
Babe Ruth
Okay
Andrew Douglas
And he's an Aquarius
Frederick Douglass
Hold up
We used to run shit
Logic
Tom Clancy
Anna Farris
Okay
Fuck you Travis
Pete Sampras
Wait Will where are you from
Arkansas
We have John Davis
Let's look at
Scottie Pippey Pippus
Scotty Pippin. We got John Daly. We got a fucking Johnny Cash grew up 30 minutes.
Okay. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one to have on your roster.
Those are the only three.
Oh, you have a lot. Johnny Cash, Chelsea Clinton. Chelsea Clinton.
Paula Jones. Joe, I don't know who that is. Daniel Dave. No, no, no, Pepper. I don't know what that is. Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton. Lawrence Phillips.
Thanks, baby.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman. You're right? You did. And you didn't inhale either, huh?
What do you inhale?
He didn't inhale or impale, he says.
What do you inhale?
That's stank.
He was a freak.
Scotty Pip,
I'm sorry for that.
Also, that's the man, Billy Bob Thornton.
That's the man, Billy Bob Thornton.
Did you know that Larsa Pippen and the heir Marcus Jordan broke up?
No.
Yes, they did.
After a year-long relationship.
Michael Jordan's son.
And Scottie Pippen's ex-wife.
That's so fucked.
What?
Yeah, you didn't know they were dating?
That's crazy.
They were talking about marriage and shit.
There's like beef between...
Is there beef between Jordan and Pippin?
There's something there.
When Pippin said on broadcast at a Bulls game that we attended,
when he said that LeBron James was better than Michael Jordan,
I was like, man, fuck you.
Pippin.
I mean, and him saying that, I mean, maybe he's just technically being...
I mean, what are talking about?
His fucking boy's son is...
No, this was way after...
That's what that happened.
Marcus Jordan was,
what did you say about my pops?
Then he moved on.
I gotta fuck your wife.
Whoa.
Wow.
Yeah, that's exactly what's happened.
What do you mean?
And that's exactly what happened.
And she, I'm telling you, listen.
Not even Jordan, his son.
Why'd you say whoa like that?
Not even Jordan, his son.
What?
Whoa.
Is that taboo?
No, I don't know.
Damn.
Sorry.
That's like some vengeful that shit.
I don't know, but listen, good for him.
Who? Michael Jordan's son?
Yeah, good for him. Good for him that he's not going through with it.
I mean, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's not a cloud that you want following you for the rest of your life.
That is crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
And also, like, a massive age difference.
And he's the fucking air for fuck's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, I hear you.
Anyway, where were we?
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Last topic.
And I don't know how we feel about this,
but the KIC co-founder claims that they turned out at one billion.
Listen, I believe it.
I don't know what to believe, bro.
I don't know what the fuck's going on anymore.
Like Kicks randomly has billions.
Listen, I hope this is, I hope it's true.
I hate on nobody.
I hope they make that paper.
TradeRex says aid in Ross's equity and Kik will be worth at least $100 million in five years.
Good.
I hope that that is true.
What's up, folks?
I know Bose is hungover.
Nah.
All right.
Here we go.
Kansas City.
Who says this?
Oh, Drake, yo.
Well, Drake, I believe.
Drake, I believe.
Drake losing a million dollars is like, this one makes more sense, too.
He won 2.346 million.
That seems believable.
The rest were like just straight a million bucks.
Just a 10 to 1?
Yeah.
10 to just.
Kansas Chiefs, including overtime.
Can't bet against the swift ease.
Nah, hell no.
See, everyone, everyone's on Taylor, man.
I think it made the Super Bowl more fun to watch
50% of the audience for the first time ever
and it was also the most watched broadcasted event ever
50% of those were women because of her
and it was way worse early in the season
they were showing her a lot during games
the Super Bowl 54 seconds
is all the screen time she had
so it wasn't even like they're not even showing her that
man all I'm saying is that ain't nobody doing her any favors
she forced herself on there because of how powerful she is
and anybody who hates on that well
you're only hating on your seven
You only hate on yourself.
You hate on yourself.
Hate it in success and success is going to hate on you.
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to see you guys later.
