OpTic Podcast - The OpTic Squid Game Tourney (Super Pranked) | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 45

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

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I said, why are we skipping topics here? There's one above that one, no we haven't touched on you. It's such an idiot. The scum versus formal black apple three show, man. You're just such an idiot, dude. He's supposed to talk about it. Yeah, one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was a good game. Come to the Optic podcast, episode number 45, my one of my favorite number, because it adds up to nine. This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh and Cracken. I'll tell you a little bit more, what? Weird Flex. Did I have a favorite number? Wait, what?

Wise. Anything that's a multiple of nine is one of your favorite numbers? That's weird how your brain works. That's weird how your brain works. What? No, he just said that. My favorite number's nine.

He just said it's a multiple of nine. So he likes the number of five. Oh, I always said a multiple, but if you add both of those together. Yeah. Mega brain? Yeah,

but if you add them together, it's nine too. Like, it's one of my, what's your favorite number? Oh, yeah, it is four plus five. Seth, what's your favorite number?

Seven. Seven, you're. That's mine too. Is it? Eight. Mine's eight. Yeah,

Yeah, mine's nine now. Oh, big time. I hate seven. My brother's gamer tag that I used to play on when he had his Xbox was Jose. Jose 07. Jose 07? Why? Or Jose 08?

Jose. His name was Jose. Jose was his Xbox gamer tag, yeah. Who was my brothers? Oh, this was Piper 3. Isn't Jose Spanish for Jordan? No. Jose is...

Then I don't fucking know. Jose is... Jose is Spanish for Joseph. I'm living a lie. Joseph? Joseph? Joseph. Josepho.

Jordan. Josepho? I don't know what Joe was. It was the gamer tag was Jose. Yeah. So I don't know if he thought it meant Jordan. That's funny though. The fact that you thought that's what it was, I think it's pretty good.

He might be stupid. And then mine after that was Kong 08. Kong O8. Why? King. Kong. Oh, eight. Yeah, but why?

O eight. Is that what you made of the year, 2008? I think I was riding my brother's 07, so I had to be like, I can't just take his 07. I just went one up. You won't up them? Like Kobe? When he, rest of peace,

when he went for 24 instead of 23? Shit. That's what I did. Yeah. Do you do it again? Absolutely. I think BigTimer has 08 too, though, right? Like on his Minecraft is Optic Big Timer 08.

No 8. Wait, snipe down. This thing is Snip down 08, too. Snipe up. 08's just a cool number. It is a pretty cool number. Rolls off the tongue. Yeah.

08. 07. Oh, 7 sounds like shit, but 08. 07, lucky number sloven. That sounds pretty good. Did you watch that movie?

That's an older movie, right? Yeah, Super old with Josh Hartnett. Why the fuck did I remember that? I don't know. Tell me why Josh Hardin it looks like a younger version of Tommy Lee Jones. Bring it up. Side by side, Maddie?

Wait, the movie seven? Lucky number seven. With Lucy Lou. Bro, my brain is on another level right now. I don't know what the fuck you're pulling the shit from. How the, like, the fact that I'm like, look, okay, look, Tommy Lee Jones in the middle, and men in black, you click on that? Tomolee Jones is that dude. Yeah, Tommy Lee Jones is that dude.

Now, bring up, look at that younger one, the younger one. Facts on no, second line. Look, that's Josh Hardin. Look to the right, Matt, obviously. The one to the right of that, to the right of the one that you just clicked. Boom. Look at that. Now bring up Josh Hardin it on a separate tab.

It looks exactly like him. That's uncanny, I believe, is the word. Yeah, it's uncanny. Shout out the Duncan Ironbucker. They do look exactly the same. That one, the one to the second one. They look exactly the same. Yeah.

Kind of looks like Tom Cruise in a couple of those pictures too. Yeah, yeah, he does. Josh Harden, man. Shout out to him. Long time, long time, no see, dude. I think, do you think that actors retire or they just don't get any more work? I think they just eventually just stop getting booked. Yeah, booked.

I think they do stop getting booked. They just don't get anything else. I'm done. well he's saying like do they fall off I think they I mean you take a bad movie or you know you're in the hills have eyes Troy loved it I mean he might be the only

Troy also love you know hills have thighs I don't remember seeing that one Michaels is this true yeah he's guilty yeah he's guilty yeah he's guilty I feel like I feel like you like because they obviously have people that read their scripts

and they're like I would pick this movie and it passed like some Montserage type I wonder if there's been like, what have there's been like actors that are like, you know how they sit in like and they read the script together and shit? I wonder if one of those looks like me like, are my fated or is this movie garbage? Like I bet you they do this. I think that I would have to hire somebody to read it or tell me whether or not it's good because me reading it. I can't do that. Me reading it like a script is like the most painful thing.

Fuck that. A whole script. Weird flex. I'm reading a script right now and that's exactly like, you're reading a script. Yeah, Bill Kennedy keeps like sending his like, you're going to get back on the script. Yes or not. I can't talk about it yet, Seth. I'll tell you offline.

He's not ruin it. What? Are you NDA'd? I have NDA, yeah. Sure. I'm not disclosure agreement. He's capping. That was a cap.

Okay, I'll bring it up right now. Are you ready? Well, in the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, while we do that, one of the bullet points is that the rock made his rap debut. Yeah, I need to see this. I heard it. Yeah. I need to see this. It's a little, it's a little weird just because it's fucking, it's like John Siener writing.

It's like, you know. It's like trolley just because he's huge. Yeah. You know? I just want to watch 30 seconds is fine. It's perfect. Audio, please. Yo, he's going hard.

I don't think that there's a single thing that he's bad at. He's a great comedian, great character, every single character. Last week when Hitch said that he was a bad actor, I was like, on, like, that guy lines up 80% rotten tomatoes like it's his job. Yeah. Like jungle crews got an 80% on Rodd Tomato. Jungle Cruise? I watch every rock movie. And it's just because he's jacked and he's hilarious.

He's so jacked. John Cena, it might be the funniest person on the search. Why? Because he's fucking huge and he's like five mentally. At least in the movies. Wait, John's seen in that new... In Suicide Squad was hilarious. Was he?

Yeah. hilarious. He's like, what if there was... I started watching it. I got to the beach part. What do you say? What if there was a bunch of penises... A bunch of penises on the beach.

What do you say? He was like, I'm not cleaning all that up. There's another movie He came out with another movie Called Vacation Friends It's on I forget what it's on But that was pretty good

Recently I forget There's another guy You know the guy from the Eric Andre Show? I forget what his name is I'm so bad with actors I think he's I can't remember bro Uh

Jocelyn Meredith It's not even the guy From the John Or from the Yo my man King Batch is in there That's pretty He's super good

That's crazy He's in a lot of shit now Who King Batch Look. Is it King Badge or King Bach? I hope it's King Batch. I'm going to go make a batch cookies.

He actually has a script on his phone. King Batch. Well, you can't read it like that. Oh, just courage. Am I in this said production? Ready? Ready? Hector.

I think that, I think that depends on what we hit. And what, oh, wait. Any Murphy's boat. Anyway. Am I in this said production? I don't know if he wants to be. You're not going to pay it. You can't get penciled into a script.

Yeah, you can. Of course, we can fill them in. Just I have one line. I just come in, penises. Yeah, I would totally add that. Hex's fishing trip. Matt, may I ask why that one is up there? Let's talk about it.

Yeah, how was it? You went on a vacation. I haven't got a vacation yet, so it's great that you got one. What the fuck? Huh? Why did you just make that weird? Come at me, right? He's made it about himself.

How was your fishing trip, actually? How about that? No, I did because you just have to sometimes. Yeah, so it was. He's always like, I'm always on the phone. and you think I like doing this pussy? That's a pretty good impression. That's you.

It's a pretty good impression, except for the fact that I don't say the word pussy anymore. Well, I just did right there as an example. You don't. But that's what you do. I don't know. I think that in the future is going to get to the point to where it's going to be one of those canceled words because it denotes weakness. And it's saying that, you know, people who have P-US-S-W-S-Wise or I-E-S-U double-money sign or weak double-money sign.

Yeah, exactly. So I'm just not using it. I don't want, you know what I mean? Like it's because they take, you know, let whatever. Anyway. It's very, very noble. Once a year or twice a year, this thing happens. Twice a year, I dedicate one or two weekends to going on a trip with my friends from junior high school and high school.

Is that actually a thing? This is the first that I've heard of your little. Oh, there's there. I've invited you to like three of them. No, you have not. That's right. I haven't. This is the first, this was the first one that you've even brought up to me.

And it was like, I'm going to do this. Because I knew that he didn't have, he's like, now I got a tournament tomorrow. I'm like, oh, chucks.

The thing is, is like, you know everybody that's there because you've been around that long. Well, also, also the thing is that I probably like, just outdrink all of them

and make them feel bad. I think it would have, it would have, you would have, you would have been welcomed to try. So anyway, since 1997, we've gone on these fishing trips and camping,

right? So it started in 97, once a senior. We got into my friend Danny's, uh, uh, Polskavan. He's Polish.

and he had a Polska van. What's that? It's just a Polish white van. Oh, it wasn't even Polish. It was just a white van that he drove. So we were like a Polsky van. Okay.

We called it the Polska van. Anyway, we would go and just like find, and back in the day, we had the Atlas's maps. So we would be like, all right, we would be like, all right, let's go to this lake here. This body of water.

Yeah, and then we would drive there and sometimes we would make it, sometimes we would go to a different lake and we would find the, we would go on this like crazy adventure and we would go fishing, camping and, you know, Everybody had like a $20 or $40 tops to spend because the majority of it was spent on gas.

So for food and all that, it was pretty cool. That's kind of cool. So I don't know what happened. And Judith says that it's weird that I have the same group of friends that I've had since junior high school. I'm jealous as fuck of that. That's sick. But I mean, it doesn't happen, though, is what she's saying. It doesn't happen.

Yeah. But the fact that my group happens to be like an actual, like literal gang almost. because it was like this trip was 24 people 24 people like for example this campus 2015 right there I am on the right you guys set up a little a sign my brother is no it's it's it's uh it's Photoshop man my brother's in the middle this is playing beer darts have you love you would love play beer darts I don't think I've ever played beer darts do you actually play darts with yeah right there boom I saw a picture so this was this past weekend you guys made shirts and shit

I did that's so fucking cute in the middle yeah the middle That's so cute. Yeah. If you look at the back of it, we have like made, made up sponsors. We made up sponsors. Oh, shit. The guy on the four by, that's Toby Thomas. You met him.

He's the ranch that we went to. We went to the ranch that we went to do the fishing stuff at. We were supposed to take formal and Nick, but they're always awake. The summer's over now, bro. No, it's, I mean, the bite's about to start getting good for fishing. Is there like a fishing season? Well, yeah. At the beginning of the year, the spawning for bad.

So this next week is going to be fire because it's about to be like 75 for the next like a couple weeks probably. Yeah, yeah, if you look at- A couple weeks, if we want to go, I'm down to go fishing. Are you? I'm down to fishing too. Take like a day on the week, like a Saturday? I am so down. I'm not this weekend, but like Monday or Tuesday we can go in the morning and come back in the afternoon.

I'm down. Well, that chalked my whole day, like a Saturday? Wait, we'll say. We can go not this Saturday, but the following Saturday, I'm down to take you guys. And we can go off-roading. Dude, we, this, okay. I don't know if I want to go off-roading with that spider you showed me. Okay, there's a big-ass tarantula.

He sent me a picture of a baby tarantula and this thing was like the size of my hand. Matt, make sure that you're making notes so I can give you the pictures that we're talking about, okay? Bro, disgusting. Where did you find the tarantula? So right outside the garage where he keeps all the ATVs and the boats. Oh, so it was wild? Yeah. But it's a small one, like the size of this.

But it's gonna grow. Oh, it's gonna get big. It's bigger now. It didn't, let's just say this. The tarantula that I saw didn't have any. any hair on it. That's how young it was. Oh, she's like prepubescent. Bro, prepubescent. He didn't, yeah, exactly. Pre-pubescent tarantries. So, I mean, everybody went, it keeps, I don't know, like, everybody

don't know, like, everybody don't know, pre-pubesant mean. I don't know. Pre-pubes. That's the first thing, pre-pubes. Yeah, that's the first thing in my mind. It's puberty. Pre-pubes. They're called puberty. What's the, Matt, can you look up the etymology of pre-pubescent? Matt, can you look up the etymology of pre-pubescent? That looks like you did that picture look like um like if you pulled like a summer camp as a kid you're like this is gonna be so fun Yeah, a counselor looks so cool imagine you have just beer and I mean I don't know if you guys smoked the Mary Jane or not We did it's oklahoma somebody there had a card so we all felt sick and we had to take it so we did you take it or did you smoke that shit?

Some some people took what? Edibles? Yeah some people shroom. Oh yeah okay you know shrooms Shrooms? Yeah somebody shroomed and fish. Imagine? There it is.

Preparison. Relating to or in the period preceding puberty. Just under your boat? Yeah. You're like, Hector. Holy shit. I didn't.

Did you see that? I didn't. I haven't. I've been wanting to. I've been wanting to. I haven't shroomed since the accidents. I've never shroomed before. Me either.

Yeah. Never. My friends did, but I never did because I was like, I'm not doing that shit. Yeah, I'm not seeing Satan run up the wall. No, that's acid. Same with acid.

I'm too much of pussy for that, too. Yeah. I personally wouldn't do ass. I don't think that I have one free day to do that. And I know, like, with that group, like, you can't do that around them. Because everyone's going to fuck with you. You're going to fuck with you. You got to have, like, a really, really bad time.

Now, imagine going to a club that deep. You're like a quarter of the club. You know what I mean? Like, in our 20s, like, we would show up like that mob deep. That's good. You guys go to go. Wait, you guys are jump people and shit? Well, no.

I mean, no. Not jump people for fun, but like, you know what I'm saying? If someone, like, step to someone and, like, you'd have, like, The whole club backing them up. Yeah. I mean, no one would be dumb enough to step. There's 24 of them.

Well, no, it did happen once. It did happen once. There was another rival of 24. Oh my God. Just a fucking battle royale. Big team battle? Just regular things that happen as a 20 to 25 year old thing. That's what's one.

I've never got a shoulder and you're like, excuse me. Do you remember Australia, those kids? No. You don't? No. Those English kids that came up and they were trying to start shit? No. You don't remember that?

I wasn't in there, obviously. It must have been fucked up. You must have been fucked up. Obviously, I wasn't there. Anyway, so the fishing trip was good. It's called Camp Fest. It's called Camp Fest. We are on our 24th year.

Next year's our... You've gone 24 years in a row. Yeah, that's really typical. Except for it. We didn't go during pandemic because nobody wants to travel. Yeah. So we missed a year. This would have been a 25th year.

And this trip would have been perfect for the 25th year because of the place that we did it at. Yeah, that's sick. You went to the ranch? Battles Springs Ranch. You guys have to look at it. What's your next location? You guys should go on the first place. You actually go on like an actual, have you guys ever been to like an actual vacation?

Like Cancun or fucking. Yeah. Like somewhere in their 20. 20 and 21. We went back to back summer. Summer. Summer break. That's probably so fun for you.

It was. It was. Yeah. So like that is the one thing that I like I do take time to go do that. And this was a 24th year. Same group of people. Like I've since junior high, I've known most of these people. They've known my brother since my brother was 10 years old or three years.

old, four years old. Think about that. So now that my brother's attending, right, like they've watched them grow from the time that he was four to the time that he's 31. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. It's a whole lot of dudes, though. It is a lot of dudes. Bro, it was, it was, it's,

it should be called sausage fest. Yeah. Can you guys grill sausages? I'm sure they do. Yeah, we did. Deep cut Dallas. I don't want to do a free shout-out, so anyway, but deep, deep-cut Dallas butcher shop in Richardson or some shit. I went there. I've never been to a butcher shop.

maybe in Mexico, but like as a grown man, never. I walk in and I just see like meat everywhere. I'm like, uh, I'll take. This is awesome. I'll take those two, those three, all the sausage. I got to go to a butcher shop and get that grill going. Yeah. So yeah, you should get it for the grill.

We should have a grill day. Did Seth? We should have it. I've been asking you, dude, a Sunday, we all come to your house. We got all the dogs there. I bring buzz. We all just hang out at the pool. I've been saying it.

And you always decline. You're the only. You're the only, for a while, are you jumping in the pool? I'm not. Well, now it's, now it's getting too cold. We've missed, we've, now we're, it's too cold, actor. Well, now you completely missed the opportunity. I'm not risking somebody taking a picture of me jumping off the diving board with all of the gravity being pulled down on the-

Nobody's going to take a picture of you jumping off the diving board. It gets me a video and it's going to be up on TikTok. I know. And slowball, 120 friends. So you see one booblo. With a really catchy song behind it too, so it gets spread fast. And it like matches the speed of the video. Yeah, you go viral.

and then you're just, then you're like, something, something, thing. Yeah. Something, something. The TikTok songs are so catchy. Bro, I'm going to tell you something. And I literally almost removed TikTok from my, my phone because I was laying in bed one day.

I finished my drawing. And then I went, or I didn't finish. I was finished drawing that night. I go into my room. I didn't turn on the TV and I was watching it at 10. And by the time that I looked up again, it was fucking one o'clock. Three hours?

Bro, I'm like, this can I? literally got sucked into a you were on it for three hours yeah so one that's like see thankfully I'm not like that with like TikTok like I'll like go on it but I'm only on it for like 30 minutes and it's never like my relax you know why it's because his four you pages of whack I've seen it I'm on my shit for five hours sometimes I'm yeah all his four you pages is what say I don't give a fuck the problem with mine I think is that I watched them in English and then I watch the Mexican ones not the Spanish ones not the fucking Puerto Rican ones, not the Colombia,

the Mexican ones. What's that? Like TikTok? No, no, just like TikToks, but like Mexicans in the TikToks. Well, it's probably caters to you. Like if you, it takes like if you watch a video for a certain length of time that like is more it's more what's

more likely, more likely to come up on your 4U page. So him he's watching a 30, he's watching the full 30 second video of a girl's shaking ass. Yeah. So that's going to keep popping up. So that's probably all his thing is. Mine's food. animals. Have you researched bass fishing?

I have those two. Sports. You know, I got a good for you page. He's just a hater. No, let's, let's,

let me look at my phone. You pay during the pull up yours too. I mean, I haven't been on in weeks. Okay, look, I got a squid game. I got a girl.

Another girl. Wow. Two for three. I mean, obviously we can't see this, so let's not spend too much time on this unless you're recording your screen.

Two for three, we're girls. Two for three. Again, for me, it's like the, Mexican, Mexican slang and comedy is like my favorite period and a story.

Like I don't know how to explain why Mexican Spanish is funnier than every other Spanish out there. And I've heard comedians from all of them, but Mexican Spanish is the one that resonates the most with me. It's one of the funniest things. But there's this thing on TikTok, obviously the majority of, well, not the majority, that's racist. It was friendly fire. But there's a lot of construction or roofers. TikToks that are all Mexican dudes just making Mexican jokes on TikToks. But that to me is like the funniest one.

Their construction with cement pavers, fucking roofers. I'm just there dying the whole time, just cracking up. So that's how three hours went by for me. An hour and a half in the English ones for the graffiti stuff. And then all the other funny stuff that you, you know, animal wildlife. I brought somehow like dogs are like, well, obviously not somehow, but wolves and dogs like appear a lot on whether there's straight dogs in Mexico. Well, yeah, because also your iPhones

listening to every word you're saying and they can't. Dude, I'll bring up Waterburger. I'll bring up Waterburger. I'll bring up What a Burger it is 30 seconds later, not 30 seconds, but like 30 minutes later in the next ad segment, there's a Waterburger commercial.

I'm like, they got me. I'm going. I'm going to go ahead and say it. I'm going to get a double fucking. I'm going to say something right now that is not going to be popular. Waterburger, I think I fully become a Texan now because Waterburger is my favorite go-to-now

Waterburger is, it's fast food. right? Yeah. But it doesn't taste or feel like fast food when you eat it. Like it doesn't leave you like slumped. Yeah. Like you go to in and out, you're fucking slumped. Your whole day's done. You know what I haven't? You go to Waterburger? Get a single water burger with fries. Like

Is that what they call them? I don't go there. Yeah, I mean, it's called Waterburden. But you're not, you're not slumped because it's not like you know what it's heavy. Well, it's heavy. Like it's a burger, but it's like actual good ingredients, I feel like. You know what I heard was really good to Jack in the box? I haven't had.

Jack in the Box. My mom swears by it. Jack in the Box tacos are pretty fires. Jack in the Box tacos. See, that's the thing. Like that is crazy to me. Little mini ones? I might go today. But like it was, to me, it was one of those things where I'm like, I was starving. I was, you know, a little. Jack in the Box is like the late night. So maybe. The late night drunk bite is Jack in the Crack. Hell yeah. Is it? Even in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was like the shit.

There was no Jack in the Boxes in Illinois, the part of Illinois that we're from in the Northwest Southwest of Chicago. There was not. So I've never had it. I'm looking forward to it, obviously. The thing to me, though, is, like, the fries, like, play a very, very heavy role in my ranking burger restaurants. Yeah, I mean, the fries got to be fine. Well, that's why, like, the Cajun fries from Popeyes, not sponsored. And they're crispy?

Oh, my God. Are you like, I hate a soggy fry. Like, put some crisp on it. The Burger King Curly fries. The what? Like five guys? Oh, five guys. Five guys, guys, guys.

You get soggy, dude. And people are like, that's the best. burger, I'm like, yeah, if you want to ruin your day. Yeah. If you don't want to ruin your whole day, yeah, go eat it. If you want to take a nap right after. Yeah, nap in a box. It's a nap in a box. Yeah, so... Water burger is not.

To wrap up my fishing trip, there's... We have like a national sport in essence, in theory. Or like a designated sport that we play every single time we go to Canmfest is called beer darts. The way that you play beer darts is that everybody starts off with a beer in front of them. Everybody's in lawn chairs.

And Matt, make a lot of. I'm gonna know it because I'm gonna send you a picture of it everybody starts in lawn chairs actually you know what let's cut this part let me show them you see the one right I would not play this getting darts in your yeah sometimes fucking stack cup or something sometimes in your in your I would not I would not play this well see this was the only we couldn't play I mean I guess we could have but this is like what we play we play beer darts all right and essentially what it is is like you have you put a beer look at that picture top left is that what you see across from each other and just throw darts at each other

No, that's actually, no. I mean, that would be safer. Some people grab, like, magazines and put them around their shins, like shing guards. You're just going to go to each other. So check it out. So just pretend that you have a beer in front of you, and then you kind of crack it open. You let the get out, right? And I'll throw a dart at you, and the dart hits anywhere on the beer.

You have to crack the beer open, plug the thing, drink until it's that. And then it goes out. But if you get a kill shot down here, that means that you're going to have to chug the entire beer. If you let too much beer fall... And people call violations or penalties. If people caught violations, we're from Chicago. You have to line up and get five darks there, me. No, that would be funny.

That would be funny. No, if you get a violation, you have to go in the middle of the circle and pick up a grab. You pick up one little bottle out of the grab bag of those hotel mini bottles. And you can get Jack Daniels. You can get like smearing off. You can get like gross as. You can't look. You reach in there and whatever comes out, you have to charge the whole thing.

If you do a penalty of that, you have to do it again until you get it right. So little by little, you start to get it. drunker the drunker you get the more dangerous it gets obviously people get you probably get fucked in the things yeah I mean unless you really why are these people sitting behind them oh that happens a lot that happens a lot yeah that's oh my god I swear to God I'm not listen to me I just fine don't play I swear to God that might be one of my friends I see I believe you I see the shocks the the yeah they're called shocks how did how does like the turns work it's like people

Stop the shit. I'm done with that. Yeah, that'll stop showing us these. So essentially the way that it starts is Matt Craig? We just, whoever has the darts like passes them around or whoever like has the MVP from last year gets it. The MVP. Yeah, it's like the MVP.

Is there a safe way to play it? Like, stand like all the way to the side and let them shoot? What's the fun and safe? Yeah, you got to be. Not getting impaled by a dart. Yeah, but that's part of it. You got to pay attention. If you're paying attention.

Yeah. The worst thing comes when it's like, let's say you are throwing it at him. And I'm like, yo, over there. It gets, it gets, it gets, uh, it gets, it gets, uh, it gets rod. The thing, the thing, the thing about it is like, it gets funnier and funnier as the years go by, because now you have 41 year old dudes playing a 20 year old game, a 20 year old game. Are you guys so accurate?

I am. I think he's anyone even drinking anymore? Yeah. No, there's a lot of people. Hector would not say if he was inaccurate. He would just tap. Let's just say that I hate my target sometimes. I believe.

Eventually you throw enough darts, you're gonna throw enough darts, you're gonna get it right. It could be. Anyway, it was really fun. We ate a lot. We ate so much. Like there's food cut. Like you literally go to to, to wake up, eat breakfast, drink, drink, smoke. Eat, drink, drink, smoke, eat, drink, drink smoke, eat, sleep and repeat.

Just eating, drinking and smoking. That sounds like a fun weekend. Yeah, it was. But... Are you like still recovering from it or are you... Yeah. Well, I didn't drink at all this. this weekend. The only the other time I drank was during beard arts.

See, like, why even go? Because what? I don't fuck with drinking either, dude. Yeah. You're just an alcoholic. You're just an alcoholic. You just can't have a few drinks. Not, you can't have a few? What's the few to you? No, I go hard. You've seen me. What's a few to you? Huh? A few? Yeah, what's a number? A few drinks? I'd say like two. You can't have two drinks. He's just on the podcast. Yeah, I don't know. It's not too. I don't know. It's just, again, it's just not my thing. No, it's not. Alcoholic. Okay. I can't even defend myself. Is you just.

It's true. So he just keeps getting, I mean, he just keeps hammer me with it. Anyway, long story short, I ate so much this past weekend that when I got, when I got home and out. Oh my God, bro, the worst thing happened though. The Thursday before I left, we left Friday, we drove Friday, we stayed Friday night, Saturday and Sunday night. We were supposed to come back Monday or yesterday around like noon, but because of the text that I got on Thursday and the meeting that I had yesterday that kept me in a room all day, I had to get up. I had three hours of sleep. We played poker, obviously at nights, right?

$20 buy-ins, $50 buy-ins. Every night? How many people were playing at a table? It's two tables, 10. It's the max. So it's a poker tournament. Anyway. Poker tournament?

I went to sleep at... Who won? Carlos, Smalls, and somebody else. Anyway, I had three hours of sleep the last night that I was there because I was in the final... I lost two smalls. And I had three hours of sleep, and I had to get up at 4.30 to drive all the way back here to get home, take a shower, and ride down to my meeting and be there all.

Bro, it was fucking crazy. It was not fun. So anyway, that breakfast on Monday, I only had a parfait. And for dinner, I had, like, chicken and vegetables. I just, bro, I could not. I just could not eat more meat, man. I had, we had T-Bone steaks, we had Newark strips. We had tomahogs.

We had sausage, Texas sausage, hot dogs, burgers. Good. Chicken, chicken, chicken. Dude, you guys probably had so much food. Bro, it was amazing. Chili? That place? I mean, I've been trying to diet, so like on Sunday I had 20 wings, and I had no shame in housing every one of those.

Well, Wings is not that bad. 20 of them? Yeah. That's not that bad. That's like 2,000 calories. It's a lot, but it's not like that bad. 20 wings is probably like 1500 or like Bonin. Bone it.

Yeah, Bonin ain't that bad. That's not like that much food if you think about it. You can think about it. It's not even one full chicken. It's mostly just protein and fat, but then you have the sodium. But I just went rogue. Oh, God, not the sodium. Well, I've been trying to die.

I've been losing a lot of weight. Yeah, you can tell me. you're looking hot. Yeah. You say, yeah. Anyway, it's a really good trip. Can't wait for the venture. You guys get all flats?

I get all flats. Nah, but I started doing that strat where you fucking push down on those sides and then you just rip it. Me too. I go road. It saw me do it and she was like, oh my God. I was like, get in the room right now.

She saw a new fucking animal. I just ripped it down and I looked at her. My lemon pepper, just, dude, that shit, the first time I've had it. Where did you get it from? Wing stop. Lemon pepper might be my new favorite wing flavor. It's lapping from there.

It's slapping from there. Crazy. If I'm ordering wings to eat for dinner, it's always, it's always Hooters 911. Hooters? Yeah, he's from a different era. What kind of? I just don't, what do you mean? Hooters?

Yeah, they're good wings. I can't. No, I don't go there. I feel like a creep, 41 and there's like, yeah. Anyway, so I still order wings. I don't go there, but I still order wings. No offense to all the 41-year-olds that still attend these places. That's not for me.

podcast. Yeah. He's like, judging. He's watching it. As he's seen these waves. His fucking Airpods in. Yeah.

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Enjoy your journey. All right. So you guys just mentioned Squid Game, right? I'm on episode two, 10 minutes in. Why are we skipping topics here? Wait, what you say? I'm glad. I said, why are we skipping topics here?

There's one above that one, though we haven't touched on you? It's such an idiot. The scum versus formal blackoutlymouth three-chum match. You're such an idiot, dude. He just wants to talk about it. Yeah, that was a good game. Yeah, good game.

Give it a fist. They almost got rocker comeback. Dude, we almost got, oh, we almost got, we were up four. They went 4.0 in 10 minutes. And they won three straight. We threw the S&D, like kind of because we were like, let's play another respawn. So we lost fifth map, which it was 4-1 at that point.

What were the teams? It was me, Ender, Bruce, and Blastful against him, Nick, Donnie, or classic temp, and Dylan, Envoy. Shit on. Shit. They almost came back. It was kind of typical. The odds were just sacked against us. Just know that.

The odds were stacked against us. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, come on, dude. I kind of assembled the Avengers. And they came different. They came in like, like, they really wanted the like $1,000 prize. I was like, dude, Jesus Christ. They went to bed early.

They had a bacon and eggs. Like, they had no chopped food. I mean, I got 6-0 in the last one on the Black Ops 2 one where we were paying $130. So I wanted to win. You know, I was like, I'm not fucking going out like that, again. We're playing S&D map two. And I'm like, okay, Brandon's going to snipe. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, he's nose. It's like, whatever. We're playing Redwood, S&D, the one with all the trees and shit. I go look over mid I'm like I don't see shit I have a thermal he's using cold-blooded and I'm like okay he's taking this way too serious Yeah, yeah yeah yeah I can't even see him in the trees and he's like shone he love this I'm just I'm just lighting up like I'm like yeah okay that's fair He loved it. I'm sure he did It was hilarious Yeah well there we discussed it back to the fun of it was for a good cause well it was for charity

Yeah shot out I think they raised 60 thousand but yeah it was for charity for them it was something different yeah I think they raised 16 uh serious for them it was way too series for them. 16K and just that one show match and the show match wasn't long it was like I mean it could or it should have been an hour but it we dragged it out to two hours they started choking yeah started breaking and then I had to four piece not really good for the future no of course um for your fucking team because you know especially the captain right the star of the show I four pieced you to clutch on no one remembers no one cares well I'm gonna post the clip today and they will read I'll see it then I guess we like oh you forgot about it already yeah

did geez though it was fun it was a lot of fun nice It was a good time. Anyway, we were talking about squid games, and we have here that Mr. Beast real-life squid games. I guess he tweeted out or said something about, like, if a TikTok gets 10 million likes or something like that. I got it on my 40 page this morning. Did it?

And it had 10.5. So it's happened. It's happened. That's crazy. So I started watching it. I'm going to be honest. I'm watching it in English. Now remember I told you that I started out in Korean, I think it was,

in subtitles. For some reason, I got in my theater room and it was already in English and I was just fuck it. It has Spanish. Has the grace period ended? for this show? Like, have we given people enough time to watch it? You still haven't seen it?

I'm on episode. You don't think so? I'm on episode. I'm just say I'm on episode two. You're fucking slow. And that sucks. I'm going to ruin more shows like we do, dude. I mean, people do have been divorced, but not everyone. Yo, we were talking about... Well, it's been like what? I just had a...

I just had a thought that brought me back to the original conversation with Josh Hartnett and why he falls off. Do you think that Ted Lassow or Jason Sadecas is going to be able to play any other role from here and out? Yes. You do? Yeah, probably. Yeah, he's a good actor.

What are you, what are you saying? Are you saying like he's going to be, Ted Lassau forever? Yeah. Well, think about, you. I mean, yeah, he, what, didn't they release it? He's making like a million episode? Yeah. And they're 30-minute episodes.

Yeah, I'd be fucking, I'm, 42-minute episodes. I'd be Ted Lassow till the day I'd drop. Right, I'm Ted Lassow in my fucking course. Yeah, what the hell? You do 12 episodes. So that's 10 million a year. Plus all your appearances, ask Ted Lassow. Yeah, my wife's calling me Ted.

Plus your regular movies because he was in a lot of movies that I like, right? Mita Miller's amazing. So many movies that I like. Yeah, with him in it, yeah. Horrible bosses. Horrible bosses, great. I think the best, oh, not the best one, but one of the best ones that I've seen from him is the seeing other people. It's a rom-com.

That's a good movie. I'm an absolute slut for a lot. All-pass. All-pass is really good, yep. How's it going? Yeah, I think it's a good. But then you look at Michael Scott, right? Like, he or what's it's a lot of you're saying.

Steve Carell. Steve Carell. Like he, I don't know, every single time he's in a movie, I see, dinner for smocks. Dinner for Smocks.

I see, I see Michael Scott. I mean, Steve Grell. Especially because he's got like a lot of this. The office. Jesus. What a career.

Typible. What a fucking career, Steve. What a career, Steve. But like I see him, like some of his mannerisms are all used up on Michael Scott.

If you look at Matt Damon, for example, his cry is the same cry in since fucking, uh, what was that show, the genius show, the movie that he? Oh, we're talking about, um, no, you're talking about, uh, Goodwill hunting.

Goodwill hunting. That's a great movie. Yeah, incredible movie. Educate yourself. Yeah, I think I need to go watch that. You've never seen me. I have, I need to rewatch it. Anyway, his cry there carries off through his entire career.

What do you mean by his cry? I feel you're saying. Through his Salem, a Salem or Elysium, Elysium, through all the way through. It's just a same cry. The town. The town? That's a really good. No, he's not in the town.

That's Ben Affleck. No, he's in that too, I think, isn't he? No. No, I swear to God he is. No, I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about the departed. The departed.

The departed. That's a flick. Yeah, he's a flick. That is a flick. That's a flick. But I do think, like, Jason Sadeke is on his way to just being Ted Lassow.

It's like such the, it's like, it's such, not only such a good show. And for those of you who haven't watched Ted Lassow, I'm about to say something that's,

that's a little bit, uh, spoily maybe? I haven't seen season two, so. Okay, then maybe I won't say it. Yeah,

I have a good one. A good example. Vince Vaughn. That guy's the same person every fucking movie. He is. You know what I'm saying? Do you see freaky? No.

Freaky, I had this. Where he switches bodies with the girl and the killer? He might be different in that. He's definitely different. I watched it, but that's a movie that I wouldn't normally watch. I'm more of a wedding crush. Well, it's Vince Vaughn, so you just have to. Vince Vaughn, wedding crushers.

He's an OG. Dodge Vaugh and fucking, dude, he had a couple good years in a row. Oh, yeah. The floor. For sure. No, I think, I think wedding crashes is probably like the best movie he's ever been in Yeah, 100%. What the fuck?

Was that Mario? Peaking? I don't know. Look at him. He played fucking beard arts. Look at him. He's all happy. He had a great weekend.

Look at him. He's his vibe. He's fuck. He just come back. He's tan. Yeah, he got hit with a beer dart. Well, but he did, he had a beer, a beer and a mustache when he went. Now he has not.

Why do you think that is? Oh, shit. We can't talk about that. Anyway, so real life squid games. What could have happened? I don't know. Somebody was walking around shaving people. Oh, like fucking in jackass.

I mean, I would have been like, thanks. I mean, dude. No, they shave your hair, though. You want to shave? Oh, I would be lostful. Right here. Yeah, jackass. I reverse mohawk.

They just cut you down the middle. I don't know. I lose it. Anyway, so Mr. B. Scott, the 10 million required in order to do that. I think that it would be a really good idea for us to maybe do something like that. I feel like it wouldn't be that hard. I feel like the hardest part would be getting a place. Like a venue?

No, I'd say the people, because you could do it outside. You can't play red light green light outside. You can't have like, it'd have to be like, it can't be strangers, you know? Like it'd have to be all of us. Bro, imagine if we get like a professional paintballer, you, you two as judges and red light green light, right? And then you're the judges on whether or not somebody messed up. Yeah. That would be sick.

No, yeah, that would be lit. I think Faced in something, right, Matt? Fais, what was it? It was, but what was the punishment? Do you know? I mean, they probably get pantsed. Do you pants in front of it? imagine

I don't know I Bhab da bha what the fuck am I saying How'd you not You gotta watch it tonight I am I get through like three episodes Tonight I am I am I'm gonna watch Episode one was really good

And then I took off to go do this Episode one episode one hooked me Yeah Episode one was like a best Episode one was slow But it provided It got to that one part Well yeah provided all the information

And then after that It's just like hits the ground running yeah, dude. I was, I was hooked and I was mad that I wasn't going to be able to watch it because I was going to be doing the camp fest stuff. What was? Was Red Light Greenlight in episode one? I thought that was an episode two. I think that's episode one. Episode one. Oh, shit. It's Red Light Greenlight, like throughout the whole thing? Is that the same?

No, no, no. There's six total games. All right. Thank you. You know that from the start. Did they say that? If you've been paying attention, yeah. It's six games. That's awesome. And then the winner gets, no, no, no, don't tell me anything. I'm cool. 45 billion yen. Let me ask you, let me ask you, one.

One. Let me ask you, Sight and Sam. I was like, uh, conversion. Yeah, I actually haven't done that. Can you do the conversion? It's $38 million. $38 million. $38 million.

I don't think that's worth, bro. I think it's fucking worth. To die? Oh, no, to live. Possibly now you could also clutch. You could also clutch. You could also walk away with 38 fucking mill. You could also fucking just clutch out.

You could also just clutch. But think of the odds. One out of 4506. Oh, yo, you know what I get a lot of on TikTok conspiracy theories. Like skin walkers. Like somebody, somebody, oh. Like lizard people?

Bro, flat earth? I'm convinced. Bro, one night I was almost convinced that we are living on a flat earth. You're probably so faded. Bro, I woke up and I'm like, I woke up and I'm like, what the fuck was I thinking last night? Bro, they're convincing. That's the highness talking to you. No, it wasn't.

No, I wasn't in LA. You just heard in the back of my life. You're like, holy shit. What happened last night? Bro, it's like the flight patterns, like to go from Indonesia to Brazil, you have to go to L.A. first. Weird. It's so weird. And I'm like, right?

We were like hollow. Yeah. Oh, the skin walkers. The skin walkers. I get a lot of skin walkers. A lot of UFOs. No. Skinwalkers.

Aliens. Aliens. Yeah. The skinwalker ranch. Aliens. Yeah. I get a lot of those. There's some conspiracy theories out there.

Bro. It, Denver airport. Oh my God. The scary, the scary. I guess scary like ghost stories too I'm always like this I'm not watching that before I go see I don't put the scary shit eyes I'm just like what the fuck is that

but you know you ever get the actors like the actors like the actors in on it and like every actors in on it and like rappers are being replaced like Eminem has a double now no I totally did not see her it's not Louisivert I totally did not see Beyonce like changed her face to a monster during her Super Bowl ad oh when she fucking blinked weird

yeah what is that I don't know she like she converted what is that Bianca Yeah, Beyonce did a demonic, a demonic spirit come through. I haven't seen that. She like blinks like a lizard for like one. Oh, no, no, no. I'm talking about the one where she's dancing and she's like doing this dance.

And also in her hair moves. And it's like a different face, like a monster face. I seen that. That was fucking crazy. I was watching. I was like this, Matt Craig. That was great. I was watching like this.

I got to see this. Beyonce. Monster face? Dude. It's pretty nuts. It's like this. It's Halloween. I was like this.

I was like, oh, she's going on. It's more demon face than monster face. Wait, Halloween is coming up. It's like a demon, dude. It's actually scary. You know, listen, can I say something? Let's just out loud. If you're going to have a Halloween party,

announce it now, right? Like, don't wait until the week before. Do you have that one? I don't know. See? And then the Thursday of. It's like, yay. Because I'm going to be honest,

you guys are good party hosts. Every single time I've gone there, there's egg rolls, there's, fucking sushi. There's like, yes, fire, champagne. I could just be going rogue the whole time. Yeah. Like in silence. Yeah, we went. Last party we had, I think it was

New Year's. We had a shit ton of food. What we could do, Matt, is get like two more people that just like to watch shit and we get all the food go upstitions to the theater room and let the drunkards be drunkards with their little that was good. That was good. You're just back because you're one of them. It's not good at all. Because you'd be down there. Oh!

Oh! Oh, boy. Yeah. Matt, we're waiting for the demonic... You gotta see this. He's choking. Watch this. He's just flat out.

Just type in, Beyonce changing faces. Beyonce demon face. Beyonce demon. Uh-oh. That's not it. You got everything removed. On stage right here. Matt, I found it right away, dude.

Two seconds, dude. But, because I have the new phone, my app doesn't let me click on fucking YouTube videos. Jesus. Wait, you have the 13? We're a flag. Weird flex. No, that's not it. What?

Did. You thought that's what we're talking about? No, but it is... Look. She's like, dead! Matt, where are you going with that? Bring it back. Yeah, bring it back.

Let's help you. Bring it back now. Scroll down, I'll tell you where. Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down. It's going to be a video. It's not going to be a picture. Yeah, it's going to be a video, but I'm sure there's a screenshot somewhere. Oh, like, she literally converts.

Oh my... Did I ever tell you guys the story of what I saw Beyonce in person? Yeah. That's kind of dope. Where? it was at the what was it called it was a turtle beach sponsored concert by jZ and

Ben Simmons was like at there and I'm like yo where you at he's like oh I'm at the at the rock live or the rock nation area so I had all access I had all access because of turtle beach that's supposed to be sad yeah that's pretty good impression so we go right

we go and I go into the rock nation and I walk up this like they had a platform room and I walk up these metal steps twice. Like, you go up and then you turn and then you go up. Because he's like, I'm at the Rock Nation place. So I go up, I go up. And then once I hit the last step, I look and call it where Nick streams from.

I look over. Wait, Nick was fucking streaming today. Why is it? How many mean he's sick? He was streaming today. He is sick. But he was streaming today. Yeah, that's because he like has to.

Has his job? Yeah. He'd make sure you get some time in. I tip. Oh, actually, you know what? It was yesterday that he was here. It was yesterday. Yeah.

Yeah. And he sounded sick as fuck by talk to him. Yeah. Anyway, bro, I, so where Nick is sitting, where Nick sits, I see Jay-Z. No. And right next to him, Beyonce. Sitting? Sitting there.

And bro, when I tell you, I've never felt someone's power until that day, I've never felt some. I literally felt different when I see. I get up to the spot. I'm like this. I'm like this. I look at around. I look at him. And then I do this.

I look at Beyonce for maybe one second. And immediately my eyes go to Jay-C. And then Jay-C goes like this. It looks at me. And I'm like, look, he looked at you, Jay-Dy look to you? I'm like, shit. I looked at my phone. Bro, I felt like, I felt his power.

Dude, that would be so cool. The fact that Beyonce was there and I only looked at her for one second, I don't respect to hope? That's a power couple, dude. Bro, they're together? Yeah, hell yeah. Oh, congrats. Bro, I literally, I've never felt someone's like presence like that.

That motherfucker fucking commands. When he was sitting down too? He was sitting down and literally did this. He had that power sitting down. Imagine if he was standing. Ultimate. Ultimate. Ultimate.

Ultimate. Yeah. If you were under a desk. And I never really like listened to all of his music. I had maybe like three songs that I like from. Like, that's just not my artist back in the day.

It's crazy. I felt his power. I'm not even a fan of his work like that. It was a businessman. Or like something like that. Who's the most famous person I've ever seen? In person? Yeah.

Remember when you lied to me about freaking, Ed Chiran? Oh, yeah. Ed Sheeran? Ed Sheeran. He was like, Ed Sheeran was at the awards. And he was asking where he was.

you were and I was like no way that's dope as fun. I told him this is what happened. He was lying. It was at the KSI boxing match. Okay. Oh that's believable then. And that dude was that English dude? That's believable. The English prankster he's really good. He hired an

Ed Shearing look alike. Ed Shearer is Casper something. I've seen that. I actually seen that on my TikTok. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I get there. I said that to me. I was like Ed Shearing was asking for it. And I was like, no fucking way, dude, that's so sick. But the thing is, it's like, I'm up there.

And you didn't tell me until like a year later. So I was like walking around with this like, dude, I'm the fucking man. And then he's like, oh, yeah, he was, I was lying. I was like, this is the way that I positioned it. So now that you know that it was a KSai fight, they made a, like, this dude Casper or something made a, uh, dude, I lost fool. I was like, no way. Look, look.

He fooled Keemstar. He fooled me in this fucking red flannel. but I'll tell you what they didn't use me in the video because they didn't want to disrespect me not because I'm not as popular as all the other people that they used what?

That wasn't in the video because I was in popular like fucking all the rest of them damn that's hard Anyway bro I take a picture with him and then everybody like Nate shot and somebody else is like yo you fucking dumb that's not him

and I was like fuck so I said I sent set the picture I'm like yo Ed Sheeran's here and he said he said to me yo where's that where's that where's that kid that looks like me

slump or something And I'm like, scump. He's like, yeah. I'm like, oh, dude, he didn't come. So I told Seth that, right? That's the story I stole Seth. I'm like, he asked that dude that looks like me with the same glasses and hair. I lost it.

I was so mad. How recently did you hear the truth? It was a year later. Yeah, it was a year after. What was this? That was what I'm saying? This was the Eastports Awards. No, it wasn't.

It was the KSI fight. Wasn't the KSI? I thought it was the Eastport? No, it wasn't it at the same place? I went to the Eastport Awards. No, look, right there's the KSports Awards. Can I say it was Logan Paul fine? Yeah, but wasn't it at the... No, this was in LA at the Staples Center. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The e-sports words. We got the fucking thing was Shaq grabbed your ass.

Video game awards. Whatever. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Whatever. Same awards. I don't take a deep breath. Listen, bro, it wasn't at Shearin. Just stop taking it out on him. Like, I don't know why you're something mad about it. Piss me all. Yeah. You know the show Drake and Josh? Yes. Obviously. Back in the day when it was super popular, I remember I went to Universal Studios when I was like in third or fourth grade and I loved the show.

And I fucking saw Drake coming down the escalator. I was going up the escalator and he looked like he was in the show. He had his arm around a hot ass girl too. And I was like, oh my fucking God. Wait, that was actually. It was actually him. Oh shit. And he looked just like he did in the show.

Where was he? Universal Studios at like the walk, the city walk, whatever? Just walking around? Just getting food or something. I don't know. How the fuck could he walk around there? I don't know. It was just like going down the escalator and he just like flipping his hair.

And I was like, what the fuck? D-flipping his hair? Yeah, that was what he did back then. Wait. That's what everyone did. I think I did it back. No, not Drake. I'm like, wait, what the fucking time?

I got so confused. I'm like, Drake and Josh, the fucking show as like a kid. I was like, that show was actually so popular back in the day. Drake's probably my number one. Yeah, if I saw Drake, like, yeah, if I saw Drake. I'd be like, holy shit, bro. Like, you're that, you're that guy. Who's your, who's your five people that you would want to meet?

LeBron. Drake, LeBron. At Sheehan, obviously. For me personally, probably like. Matthew McConaughey That's a three That's a pretty good one All right

All right Leo Denzel is up there Will Smith's up there Brad Pitt's up there George Clooney maybe I feel like George Clooney I mean these are all typical actors

If they get into my elevator I'm shook This is crazy Expand your freaking horizons bro Nah You just need to appreciate it Like George Clooney seems like he'd be a super cool

ass fucking guy in person What Casamigos You machine notions 12 He's a lot He owns Cosamius? Not anymore. He sold that shit.

Billion dollars. Who else? He had to have walked away with like 300 mil. Oh, okay. See the whole Seth Rogen group too. That's people I forget about. Oh, that whole group.

Any one of them, I'd be like, I'd probably talk to a hell joke. Okay, I'd probably try to make them laugh. If they were, like, in my elevator one-on-one, I'd probably try to make them laugh. And if you'd do good. Yeah, I think I'd make them off and I'd be gas for the rest of my life.

Yeah. Because if you're funny, you're funny to everyone. What if you're watching? this is the end two, three years from now, and I'm in it. Yeah. And you're like, what the fuck? This is the end? This is the end. The title would be, no, this is the end. Yeah, that's, ooh, that's good.

You're welcome, Sat. That's good. And the other guy, Ian, I think. Yeah. I gave you four. That's four for me. I don't know. I can't think of it. I can't think of another. Jordan. Oh, Michael Jordan, too. There's a lot of typical people out there. Jordan. Guy Ritchie. Brad Pitt. I'm going off like people that like I like their work though like I really like their work Yeah fucking Richie snatched rock and roller I'm not that much like talking two smoking barrels

The gentleman Matthew McConaughey 100% See now you're bringing you back yeah manchemannia 100% Matthew McConaughey And last but not least See we're forgetting like some someone though I know we're forgetting someone that's like a fucking Like a Fuck I don't know

Those are all pretty good though I had a little oh the Rizza Duh The Riza The Riza the jiza Old dirty bastard Inspect the dick Rayquan the chef

I thought you were gonna say The Riza hit me with the damage I'm playing it Did you start watching it The Hulu Wutang saga I'll have Hulu I'll give you my login

I know I just don't watch a Lutank shirt And you haven't watched the show fake Fake fan FF forfeit F F F F FOMOV Anyway YouTube is permanently Bannying or canceling YouTube

rewind. I think that's bullshit, first of all. I don't really even... What does that mean? I've never even really watched YouTube Rewon. It's like the best moments of YouTube Rewind. Oh, I have some one actually, no matter.

Of like 2020. Yeah, of 2020. They're canceling because people feel, people... Excluded. Think about it. YouTube Rewon got canceled. Because they got to, people get excluded probably. Yeah, because people got excluded. That's so fucking pathetic. Because Will Smith was like the host

last year when he started his YouTube. Everybody said YouTube. They should put light on like all these, you know, younger creators up and coming. I'm like, no. I don't want to know. Yeah. Be happy you have Will Smith. Yeah.

Will Smith? Like, come on, man. I don't know. I think it's bullshit. I think that men in black. I am legend. Yeah, I think that the independence day. You fucking kidding.

How about this? How about this? How about this? How about this? The people that don't want to watch YouTube rewind, don't watch it. Most importantly, shut the. Fuck up about it. If you don't like it, you don't have an opinion.

You heard that song? No, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Wait, what's that one? Beembenito. What's that newer, what's that movie? That's a bang or two. Where, oh, focus. Focus.

You know, where he's like slide a hand and shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. That's like a low-key. Bargo Robb. Apparently, they hooked up during that movie. I bet they fucking did. Just too hot dude.

Actually, not. He's married, bro. He's married. No, he wasn't at the time. No, he's been married. He said too hot dudes. but I meant. I said that actually.

You didn't catch that. Too hot. I'm surprised you didn't catch that. Too hot. Just too hot, dude. I do not get to that. Human beings.

I don't know. She was a dude. Okay. It's not funny anymore. I don't even remember that. You're beating off a dead horse. Huh? Okay, that was good.

John Sina? We'll see you guys next time. Thanks so much for watching. Thank you so much to Hello Fresh and Cracker for sponsoring the podcast. Oh, before I go, I will be having a, let me, let me tell you guys exactly what I'm doing before I go. I'm going to be in LA this weekend. When is this going live, Matt? Tomorrow. Perfect. So this weekend, I'm going to have a meet and greet, October the 16th Saturday at Verda dispensary from 10 to 2, and then on Sunday from 10 to 2 at coastal

dispensary in West L.A. Follow me on Twitter or on my Instagram to get the dates because I will post them there. Are you going to be smoking that chronic? No, no, no. We're just going to be doing a meetup at the dispensary so they can get Pine Park. Pine Park's releasing. Finally, to the public is going to be unleashed. Although it's already sort of spread like wildfire. Like they had an article on high times, a magazine that I read when I was like in fucking high school. So I had like a full, a full moment, like a full circle moment.

Yeah. That's dope literally. Yeah. Dope literally. So yeah. Wait, when is it fully released? When is it in my fucking hand? That's the thing.

Yeah. Next time you're in LA, you'll be able to go to, you'll be able to go to coastal or the best thing. do is to just order it online if you're in LA or in in any in Cal, anywhere in California, you'll be able to get it. You'll be able to get it delivered to your door. When I go visit home, I'm going to smoke that. Yeah, like thanksgiving. Wait, when does it fully release though? Like the day...

This weekend. So I thought it was the 15th? Yeah, this Saturday. Yeah. All right, come on. We'll see you guys next time. Thank you so much. I mean, it's not bad to promote it. Shit.