OpTic Podcast - Warzone is FINALLY Good Again? | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 201

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dude, I'm not following you around the map to try to beat these guys. I don't give a shit. I'm here to have fun. I'm just a chill guy. I'm just a chill, bro, gaming. I'm just a content creator. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 101. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Two hundred and one. Excuse me. Two hundred and one episodes. Obviously, we remove the balloons. We've been doing it. Yeah, we've been doing it, man. That's what we do. We love it.
Starting point is 00:00:34 We have a bunch of. stuff to discuss. Obviously, the ESports Awards is happening actually today. So if you guys want to watch, see if you can find me in the crowd. I will be there hanging out. Seth obviously has got rank played so he can't join me. Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, tough one to go. And nobody else wanted to go because it's rank played. Worst timing couldn't have been planned. Wait, when is the drop? Thursday. Thursday. Ooh, can't wait to get no invites. Yeah, you know what's crazy is that last year I got to Diamond running solo Q?
Starting point is 00:01:06 Tom, I'm saying? But this year, anyone can play together. It doesn't matter what rank you are. You can four stack with any rank. Yes, let's go, boys. Finally. Can I join your love? You don't play though.
Starting point is 00:01:19 You can't have to. No, I can. If I bet you that now, the player that I am today versus the player that I was when we had that tournament, uh-huh, yesterday or a day before was the first...
Starting point is 00:01:30 That's how I kind of feel, too. I'm definitely a little better. Two days ago was the first time that I felt like my eyes and my thumbs were doing that were in sync. You were at least looking at the same thing. You got to use it or you'll lose it, man. Yeah, I think that I needed to play
Starting point is 00:01:43 and then sleep so that my brain can readjust and recalibrate to be connected to my controller. I feel that. I felt that way before as well. Now, when I was playing in the early tournaments, I just felt so lost, so bad. I mean, I'm still like pretty bad compared to like what I wish I was.
Starting point is 00:02:01 No, you're, it takes reps. Neck is actually not bad. Like, I've been playing war zone with them the past couple days. You're actually not like, we're not bad. I feel like resurgence. I'm not too bad. Like, I can get some, I can get some kills on that.
Starting point is 00:02:12 I feel like the Omni movement has genuinely helped. Because before I would like, you're not diving around though. I've been on your POV. I haven't seen you hit a dive. Well, it's just like the, it's like the sideways. Like I don't have to like slide cancel,
Starting point is 00:02:26 then snap on them. Like it's like, because I'm like sliding while, I can slide sideways and stuff. I genuinely, I thought, I thought the Omni movement because I'm not a movement kind of guy. Whatever Shotsie is, I'm the opposite of that.
Starting point is 00:02:39 So I thought the Omni movement was going to like kind of fuck with me a little bit. Like I was a little scared like I was going to be even worse. And I was like, no, man, I can't do that. But I actually, I don't know. I kind of fuck with this. This is my favorite cod in quite some time to be honest. Dude, the only thing I don't like is the sniping. I like the sniping.
Starting point is 00:02:58 In Warzone, it's hell of fun. I don't know how it is a multiplayer. I've been playing in warsome, but I've been playing a lot of S&D with a sniper rifle. And I, you know, I obviously do my thing. You know, I'm saying? Planning seven times. You know what I'm saying? I do my thing.
Starting point is 00:03:12 You got to run the bomb in pubs? Dude, I love running the bomb. Because nobody knows what to plant. Nobody knows what to put the rock down. You got to put the bomb down. Nobody knows. Dude, I planted twice without the bomb. It's the golden rule of cod.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Put the fucking bomb down. Yes. Nowadays people are working the map too much. Just get the bomb down. Get the bomb down. I hate putting the bomb down. I like fucking with a mental. I like fucking with them mentally.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Are they going to plan? Are they not? Why are they not planning? They start over thinking, I push them, I get gunned. Yeah. Anyway, I'm excited for rank play. I'm excited to be at the ESports Awards in L.A. I haven't been, I mean, obviously, besides the Saudi one, I haven't been to one here in the States and not even the Vegas one.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Because I avoid Vegas like the plague. I would have gone to Complex Con this year, but it's in Vegas, man. That's a dangerous place. Yes. That's a very dangerous place, Vegas. Wow. Yeah, man. I don't even want to go there.
Starting point is 00:04:06 I just can't stand losing, like... You're talking, just gambling, like... You just lose. Yeah, it's just an instant L. Well, not all the time. You can't go in thinking like that, or you will lose. I feel like you've actually won. Like, you'll go up 200 and just, like, check it out.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Every time I gamble, I lose. Every time. I've never won. I've never even come close to winning. I've never gambled. Really? You don't know some chips down? You're not a dumb fuck?
Starting point is 00:04:35 I don't know if it's... What a roulette? No, I really. You just put one chip on a number. I never got into it. There's just no... But then you think about the number and you're like, oh, fuck, I should have put it on that number and it would have hit.
Starting point is 00:04:46 The only thing that gives me any kind of like I really want to do that is randomly put the number on green or green on a number and it hits and I get 30X and we're all... No, not, no, no, no. If you put that on green and you're the only one, you put that on green and you're the only one, when they hit, the whole table hates you. No, I'd respect it. Nobody puts it on green. Nobody put it. You only hateers put it on green.
Starting point is 00:05:06 The little ball where you drop it and it. Yeah. Yeah. When you put it on green, usually people don't bet that because they'll bet like a color or they'll bet like a third of the table. So like green's so rare. So it would be the guy. The whole casino surrounding it. No, not I.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Not I. See, I always thought the strat would be like. Wait, that's a scum move though? I would have never. I've never played for you ever. And I love Optic. It's every man for itself out there. It's not a smart move.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I don't pick real on that. What is that a one in 35 chance of it hitting or something? No, no, no. I mean, they all are. Yeah. They all are. But Zero is like you're betting that everyone else is going to fucking lose. No, that's not true because they could bet it too.
Starting point is 00:05:48 They just slept. Nah, hell no. I would never. I would never. I'm not hated like that. I hit 35X. The whole casino goes crazy. Get kicked out for winning.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Now they got you on camera every time you all get. They're saying keep eyes on that guy right there. Facial recognition. He's too good at this. Yeah. I was listening to, like, stories that they do that apparently the casinos pull for, like, big, high-end money ball fucking, and they said they take it to the extreme, like, payoff pilots to say the flights canceled.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Really? Crazy shit, yeah. What if someone's up big? Yeah. To, like, get them to go back. Oh, yeah. Get them to come back. And they'll give them, like, a free suite.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Come back down. Gambled that. Oh, your flights canceled? come on down. We'll give you a credit to him. Do you know who Mickey is? He has like hella tattoos and shit. He's always doing gambling shorts.
Starting point is 00:06:36 He said one time he won like two million. And obviously the casino it was like just like so hard to get it and like get out. They gave him no security or anything. And then right when he left the casino like a black SUV
Starting point is 00:06:50 that was parked in like the cut beside the casino like saw him, followed him. He had like a whole story about it. But. long story short he ended up like getting away from the guy but he was saying it was the he thinks it was the casino like i don't know if it was someone that worked for the casino
Starting point is 00:07:09 but like the casino was setting him not setting him up to get robbed but like they needed their it was there was it was a parking spot that like belonged to the casino and he like noticed that SUV just following him from right when they left because like you have so much money on you're probably paranoid paying attention never go home go to a highly populated place called the cops. Yeah, that's what he, that's kind of what he did. He went to, like, a super popular hotel, and, like, the valet guys helped him out, and they fucking lost him.
Starting point is 00:07:37 But it's probably, see, there's probably some insane scum. Like, how? You're already rich as shit. Like, as a casino, you're already, like, multi-billions. How are you, like, scheming on, like... Surely there's someone who's made money, like, remaking the chips or so they pulled a chip scheme, or... Surely there's someone that got away with some bullshit. No, they're magnetized now or some shit.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Oh, they are? I don't know. All I know is that if I'm in Vegas or if there's a casino and there's some tables near me, I'm playing at least a thousand dollars. We need to learn how to count cards. I used to love those kind of movies. See, that's why I know that I am a controlled person, okay? Because even in the eyes of adversity, even when I was hanging out with Tim at the table,
Starting point is 00:08:22 with Ninja at the table, with Jack at the table, fucking Nate at the table, and they were throwing in tens of thousands, I was still there with my $1,000 just being reserved. It's just not even fun. I mean, it's fun. It's so rare that it's fun, though. I mean, I don't know what it's like to be super rich, so maybe it is just fun throwing away, $50,000.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Did I ever tell you about the story where I was playing with the, I think I was playing with the whole college team in Vegas and Blackjack, and I was the only one at the table losing everyone else. Shotsie was up like $8,000 right next to him. me just getting blackjack blackjack i'd get like 13 oh dude i was tweak and i was like dude give me one face card for like an hour straight not one shots he's up eight grand next to me it was champs weekend when we were at unlv you're like fuck i was like just give me one fucking card i went i lost like immediately that's how i feel i think i lost like two or three grand in like 30 minutes
Starting point is 00:09:18 and didn't play the rest of the week and that was the first night we got there no zini was up a little bit too I saw him walking around with some. Yeah, everyone, everyone's like, how much are you up? I'm like, I'm done for the week. I'm done for the week. I went to, when was the last time that we were all there for like champs, right? Yeah, UNLV. It was champs in MW.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the one with Jude came. She brought like her squad, like her sisters and all that shit. Leo was there, Leo folks. Every time his name is said, I'd, like, I feel like me and Bo smile. Leo folks. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:09:57 I fucking turned, like I went down, bro, I was fucking wrecking them. Fuck. I had, I started with $1,000. I went upstairs.
Starting point is 00:10:05 I showed Jude 15 and she's like, oh my God. And I'm like, I'm like, and I'm a fucking bass. And then I'm like, here. And I say,
Starting point is 00:10:12 here, doshh, I just gave it to her, took down another, another grand, went downstairs, you know, played a little bit.
Starting point is 00:10:18 But I am not losing more than a grand. I'll tell you that. I got to buy shoes, man. I used to lose. like 200 bucks and just be pissed like night ruin
Starting point is 00:10:27 I'm a bad vibe the rest of the night I'm sitting I'm just sitting there just with a beer in my hand watching everybody else make money and you love to make money so you're not having a good time shit see your other friends winning I still try to bring the vibes formal won't gamble with me though because formal says I'm like
Starting point is 00:10:45 a bad love listen I don't I mean formal have rant tables down yeah formal won't gamble he's like every time you're with me I just lose. I'm like, fuck. Yeah. So, sitting there sucking his teeth and shit. Shouldn't have hit that. Yo, who says that? You said that?
Starting point is 00:11:01 Oh, yeah, one time I was like, shouldn't have done that. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? That's bad vibey. It's a joke, man. Yeah, not when you're losing. It's a joke, man. It's the opposite. Anyway, did you guys watch the Mike Tyson fight? I did. Did you guys go anywhere for it? Nope. No. You stayed at home and watched it?
Starting point is 00:11:19 Yep. Same. I wasn't even going to watch it, but then my whole chat was like, it's on Netflix and I was like okay so I don't have to buy it I'll tune in I tuned in for probably the past the back end of the fight which people were saying like the first two rounds he looked decent and he was like actually like in there but then after that they said it was just sad and I watched the last like back half of the fight and I was like dude this is horrible I was like this isn't even like enjoyable to watch it literally felt like like Jake was trying to not knock him out okay it's literally what it was let the record
Starting point is 00:11:48 show you've seen Matt while I'm saying this bring up Mike Tyson and train a day before and two days before and three just Mike Tyson training why don't think it was days before I think it was like months and months if Mike okay let's be honest yeah apparently he had surgery he was almost died at 60 years old as he stand as he stood on that ring if he chose to he could have murdered Jake period you think so a hundred percent yeah wait I think so because you got he was getting to him easy like he showed dude he threw no power punches yeah he threw no You said Mike Tyson, if he wanted to, he could have. He could have murdered him.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I felt a lot. I felt like he. I felt like he was. Not just knocked him out. Murdered him. Why are you saying he didn't? Because it was an exhibition. It was agreed on the contract.
Starting point is 00:12:33 They're like, all right, you're not going to knock each other out. You're not going to knock me out? I'm not going to knock you out. Okay. You really think that's how it is. Tell me when you saw any of this movement. Tell me when you saw any of this lateral movement. Well, how long ago is this?
Starting point is 00:12:47 Because he said he had to get, he got like surgery. he almost died his like Well that is that is true His like knee He was he was wobbling Just walking back to his fucking corner He's six he's 60 but nah Let me see another one Matt
Starting point is 00:13:00 Nah you could tell like when he's bouncing You could tell his knees are still a little like wobbling Even in this I still don't think these these things are fucking Scripted Like it's not scripted Like yes they do I don't think they're in there trying to take each other's heads off
Starting point is 00:13:18 And I do believe Jake back off but it was like out of respect no like Jake Jake was like dude I could fuck this guy up you could be Mike Tyson stood no chance ever in any round he did nothing the whole fight You can't say if he did it's not like he started
Starting point is 00:13:33 But he never not once Through a Mike Tyson punch Because when you're in the ring with the greatness of Jake Paul he makes you I don't know if you're being serious for that All right there I was joking but like It's just not Dude he just didn't
Starting point is 00:13:49 There was no spark of like any does Jake there's none of this yeah that's not happening in a real fight because Mike Tyson's doing all that and training and shit but it's like in a real fight you're getting hit these are probably
Starting point is 00:14:04 like handpick clips dude it's training and trust me I wanted Mike to win I can't believe I like fooled myself thinking he was gonna like I thought I like before and I was getting antsy and shit I was all excited I was like damn this could be crazy but then right when it started it was like I was like, oh, never mind. He needs to put some fucking boxers
Starting point is 00:14:22 like never fucking mine. This isn't. He fights like an actual. No, he's not going to, until he's dying. He's 60. Like I'm done. Like I fuck with the whole. He got the Netflix deal that's fire.
Starting point is 00:14:33 I fuck with it. Although everything, the production, all that. Yeah. No, the production is. No. He, yeah, actually, I was just, I was going to say this, I think was Netflix's first showing. Yeah, life.
Starting point is 00:14:43 And it was fucking kind of terrible. Yeah, it was lagging. I wonder how many people, is there is there, is it? How many people tuned in, Matt? Do you know? 60 million? I thought it was like 300 something. Well, I saw 200 million.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I thought it was. 350 million people tuned in and 60 concurrent. Like, damn. Yeah, 60 million households watched more than 60 million households. You know there's parties. I mean, there's probably, there's probably, I mean, there's a lot of people. Bro, that is insanity. Yeah, Netflix fumbled, but.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Well, now they're doing, now they're doing Christmas football on Netflix. So I'm a little bit worried about that. they better not fuck up Christmas football. I think they're doing Christmas football? Netflix is. Like every game? Matt, how much money does Netflix make a month?
Starting point is 00:15:25 I don't know if they're doing every game, but I know they're doing Christmas football. That's interesting. There is. Yeah, bro. They'll get verbaled if they fuck up football. Yeah, they can't fuck that up. Well, I mean, I feel like they already got verbaled for this.
Starting point is 00:15:38 So now this was probably like a test run, see what their servers could handle. See how I would go through. I mean, I'm sure they couldn't, they probably couldn't even estimate, like, how many eyes we're going to be on this thing. Okay, so I asked Matt how much Netflix makes a month on subscriptions. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:15:55 That doesn't make, before you even ask, people are still using rental, this rental service, are still using this rental service while it is in bigger revenue stream. Okay, so the rental service is $30, $11 billion per year. There you go. Yeah, that's insane. So almost $9.50 a month. That is crazy. Decent.
Starting point is 00:16:14 They can do what the fuck they want. Yeah, no, that's facts. shit. Yeah, it was a little bit sad to watch the fight. Those two girls were going at it now. Oh my gosh. That one girl's eye. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:16:26 When she was like, when she was like, you know, just in the ring, you could like bouncing. Like you could see blood like just dripping out of her eye. It's crazy how it opens up. Like when you see the replay, it's real quick and his shit squirting out. Oh. That shit was like HD. Dude. Like you could see everything.
Starting point is 00:16:46 That fight was fucking insane. Yeah, yeah. Live and Jude were like, oh, my God. I would have, bro. And then still continuing the fight, you're sick. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, she was, like, she wasn't even about pain, nothing.
Starting point is 00:17:00 She was, like, just pissed that her eye was blood just rushing down her face. She's just pissed. I would have been like this. Look somewhere and just look to your corner. She was, she was mad because. I swear to God. How did it happen? Did she get caught with a glove or was she butt in?
Starting point is 00:17:16 It was multiple headbutts. Yeah, it's a headbutt. Yeah, so look, I think she won. The one on the left, but the returning champ, you can't beat the returning champ in a decision. That's just, that's just, like, 99% of the time they're going to give it to the returning. That's what people don't understand.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Yeah. I feel like that one's slipping away from people. Like, if you haven't did enough to beat the champion. Like, if the champion don't leave there in knots, bruises blood, you did not win. Correct. The white girl was the champ? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Taylor? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Was that like a different? I thought Saran. ran that the female boxing world. Is that like a different weight class or something? Serrano?
Starting point is 00:17:52 I thought Serrano was the champ. Isn't she like 45 and 1 or something? I'll tell you what. Anybody that bet on, you know what? I'm not going to hate. But I was going to say I would never bet on a fight like that. Oh, hell no. It's not rigged.
Starting point is 00:18:08 It's not rigged. I wonder what it goes in the distance. Matt Craig is predetermined. You think Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is pre-determined? chairman yes i mean i don't think about it you think that that was an actual fight that they got up there it's hard not to after like seeing it and just seeing the like intensity
Starting point is 00:18:24 that both of them had i just can't believe that they were both going 100 like i just no they weren't and i can't believe that you still think that they did that was mike dyson that's what makes it sad Jake paul was like dude this is my favorite boxer ever heavyweight like the go the greatest
Starting point is 00:18:40 yeah and he's 60 years old he's obviously not keeping up like he's not just going to sit there and drop him Are you, okay. Because Mike Tyson looked like, Mike Tyson kind of got hit with some shit and he like. And then he back off. And then he back off.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Dude, come on. So it's not like, I don't think it's not fixed. I agree with him. I'm just saying what I saw. There's no way that you guys believe. That's Mike. You think in the contract Mike Tyson was paid not to fuck Jake Paul off?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yes. Oh, there's no way. You think that Woodley, a, you think that professional fighters. He was average as fucking boxing. No, no. You think that professional. Professional fighters are going full on hard against a, I mean, obviously Jake, listen, I'm not taking, not taking anything away from Jake being six foot, whatever, fucking 900, fucking pounds, all muscle.
Starting point is 00:19:28 I don't give a fuck about that. But that doesn't matter. If you're not a professional fighter who's been fighting for fucking every day for decades, you're not going to, you can't do that. There's no way. Jake can't even beat Lomachenko. And he's 40 fucking old, like, and half his weight. Who's that? It's a boxer.
Starting point is 00:19:47 But like, yeah, I think, no, I think Jake would get fucked up by a real boxer. Like, but like, what's more real than Mike Tyson when it comes to boxing? He's 60. Almost died seven months ago. Like, his knee, he had fucking knee wraps. He can't move. He can't move when I see him. Dang.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Who said that? Tank, he says he's going to fuck Jake out when he sees him for fighting Mike. Really? Is Tank like, is he one of the best right now? He's like the biggest boxer. Right now? Yeah. Who?
Starting point is 00:20:15 But he's like, what, five, he's like five, four, one thirty. Canelo's a big quarter. In the world, he probably is hard. Dude, you don't count Connello. Canelo's count, everybody counts Cannello. Who's the highest paid boxer? Who brings in the most draw? Canelo, baby.
Starting point is 00:20:30 And I'm not just saying that because of the skin, him in. Jake Paul versus Canella. He's called him out before, but. No, come on, dude. I don't think Jake wants. No, one. Connell does not need the money. I told myself I'd pay Max for the greatest C ever, $2,500.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I'd pay 10 grand to watch that. I'd empty whatever. Jake knocks him out. It's not a real fight. I know. So what? You think Canello would just take it easy on him? No, Canelo doesn't need the money.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yeah, that's that's why. Canelo does not need the money. Mike Tyson, I don't know, does Mike Tyson still own, is the same? That guy has to be good, bro. He has to get paid for everything he does, just showing up somewhere. Mike Tyson? He has to assume. many different like. Okay, but did you know, how about this? Did you know that Mike Tyson sold his
Starting point is 00:21:18 likeness in the, in the brand Mike Tyson to someone? Really? I did not know that. Yeah. So, because he, bro, he, it, Matt's doing the research right now and sticking on his time with it. He probably did want the page. He had the podcast, but he has popular vapes, rapes. No, but he doesn't own that. He's got a vape. Oh, that's just people. That's people making it on his shit. They'll give him, like, they'll give him a license. Like, that's fucking. Matt's taking the sweet fucking time, find Like royalty? Is it scum or not? I kind of feel like that's scum.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Well, dude, he needed the money. Here, let me fucking... I'll do... Matt, I'll do it. That's... I feel like that's low. Did Mike Tyson sell his likeness? But that was in 1980s.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I don't know what you... Let me see what your search bar says. Who owns Mike Tyson likeness, Jesus? Yes, Mike Tyson sold his likeness in a number of ways, including Tyson 2.0. Tyson's cannabis brand, which is introduced Arizona 2021. Merchandise.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Tyson used the Boxing Hall of Fame in 2017 for his using this image, blah, blah, blah, sued. The Hangover Part 2. Yeah, Mike was in movies, a lot of shit. Anyway, there's something out there. You think he just needed the money. Well, of course.
Starting point is 00:22:41 At one point, he was worth $400 million and lost it all. I think really. I think he had millions, but this is what is finally he could kick back and be like, yeah, what do you think he got for this? This was his ride into the sunset? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:22:54 I think so, bro. What do you think he got for this like? 20 mil. 20? He got 20 for this one. If he fights Logan, no one even wants to see that, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I don't even, I don't want to see any of that. Logan will spare him. Yeah, I don't know if I'd watch that one. Don't get in there with Mike Logan. Please, don't do that.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Wait, you think Mike would lose to Logan? Yes, he fucking got fucked up by Jake. It wasn't even close. Guys, I just, what is, I wouldn't want Logan punching. Matt, what do you think? He just got fucking destroyed by Jake Paul every round, every second of every round.
Starting point is 00:23:27 What do you mean he would destroy Logan? There's no way, right? Jake Paul had knocked him out if he wanted to. That's what I think. Are you saying that Mike Tyson could have knocked him out? No, it was obviously not. He's wobbling back to his fucking corner up around to. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Chat or people watching, please. in the description. Chat's going to verbal me because I hate Jake Paul and they like you better. No. But that's still, too,
Starting point is 00:23:54 there's just no way. Anyway, what about, what about my man John Bones, Jones and my old chick? He didn't watch that. I didn't watch it.
Starting point is 00:24:03 I don't really watch the Lanky shit. Like, I don't either. I watch straight boxing, but I would kick the shit out of him, bro. John Jones, you got to tune in?
Starting point is 00:24:10 Yeah. That's how it was for me with McGregor. Like every McGregor fight I'd watch, but now like, I just don't. Or Mayweather fight. I would say them the same way. Unless people I'm with want to watch it.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Like, I'm, I mean, I'll sit there and watch it. But like, I'm not going to go out of my way when I'm home alone. Same, same, same. I'm going to miss when McGregor was fighting a lot. Like, well. In Mayweather? That was where the good times. Lord Mayweather.
Starting point is 00:24:35 No, no, no. He's good. I don't know. I think I love UFC. I've been watching UFC since 1993 since the first one. Okay. on VHS but something happened along the way
Starting point is 00:24:48 where it wasn't as exciting because it was happening so fucking often you know what I'm saying I think like there's a fight every month every weekend
Starting point is 00:24:57 before it used to be like once every other I don't know I don't know I think the cards were different back then so something happened on the lines where I lost
Starting point is 00:25:04 a little bit of interest I feel like back then they used to brawl too now people are like worried about their health and shit and like brain damage back then I feel like
Starting point is 00:25:12 they just used to go Bro, I did see this, though. Imagine getting hit with that? Oh, my God. And then one of those? I mean, right there. He was just done. Right in the liver.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Just 250 pounds. Yeah, John said he was walking around at 260. Oh, my God, bro. And this is the greatest heavyweight of all time, but he is 42, which is kind of crazy. Oh, man. Like, that looks like it could have broke ribs. If you did that to a random, random human on the street,
Starting point is 00:25:42 just walking on the street? Oh, my ribs are puncturing every organ in my lower left. Holy, that'd be the worst. That'd be destruction. Oh. Look at him. He was like, oh. They should have, that.
Starting point is 00:25:55 All right, for the record, that punch that he threw, the first punch that he threw, the first punch that he threw should not have been thrown. And then hit him with the Trump Dan. With the Trump ditty dance. Thank you, Matt. They go crazy when Trump walks in the UFC fights. Oh, they were going nuts. They loved it. They were going.
Starting point is 00:26:13 fucking nuts. I fear that I've gotten to the to the point in my life in which I got to fix my sleeping schedule. I have to. Wait, why? Because I can't enjoy simple things like a fight because I'm like falling asleep at like 10 like nodding off and shit and I'm like I got to fix my I got to fix my schedule I got to fix my schedule. None of this going to bed at 830 out cold by 9 got to get up to take a shit at 11. I'm kidding. Just a strong. I got this little routine I do. If I'm in the area, I'll randomly drive by Mike's flames crib. And just, like, see him outside sometimes.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Yeah? Yesterday, I was like, I pulled up right on the front of his crib. Saw him outside. He didn't see me talking to the neighbor's dog and shit. I facetimed him. I was like, what you doing? Uh, shit. He's like, wait, is that you?
Starting point is 00:27:07 I'm like, I hop down. So it's up. I'll just randomly spin by. He don't even know how many times I've done it. I'm about to drive by Mike's crew real quick. Woo. When you're in a neighbor. It's just always outside.
Starting point is 00:27:19 It's crazy. He don't ever drive by our neighborhood. Oh, yeah, you can't just drive by. Can't get in the first. They don't allow. They don't allow sightseeing over there. He was on the roof. Mike.
Starting point is 00:27:29 That story. Oh, Mike. You know about that? Well, when he was, Mike was on Cess roof. I mean, I don't, I just know that much. I was like, is that motherfucker on the roof? Oh, didn't he like slightly mention it one day? and then like the next
Starting point is 00:27:43 he mentioned it I woke up to a text didn't respond to it and then he's there anyway and then he was and then he was just there it was after a night
Starting point is 00:27:53 of debauchery so I was like I was like I can't see anybody today you know what I'm saying like I can't do this today and then I just heard like pooh do too like and I was like
Starting point is 00:28:01 what the fuck is that he was up on the roof him and his boys were on the roof did you like go outside and look up and to see him no I just I just knew it was him because I saw him on the ring camera so ran out there
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Starting point is 00:31:47 I haven't played a lot of war zone because of many different reasons but I also don't thanks to Matt for ranking up some of my guns but I don't know I don't know the meta
Starting point is 00:32:00 I feel like I'm lost every single time I play now the new map area 99 is actually like I like it a lot war zone's been receiving a lot of criticism because there was a lot of stuff wrong with the game when it first released. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Like footstep audio was bad. I mean, there was just a lot. Like, whenever you'd knock someone, there was a delay. Like, there's just a lot of issues, like quality of life issues with the game. Leave it here, Matt. The biggest one probably be in the footsteps. Like, you couldn't hear people running at you.
Starting point is 00:32:26 And in Warzone, you like literally need that. I have, dude, I got to fix all my settings or something because I can't hear shit. Where is this fun? Nobody could. They fixed it, though. Where do you land? Reactor every single time. but this map is actually like I'll give them their flowers this I like this I like this map a lot
Starting point is 00:32:43 I like to do the only area I don't I like I'm 50 50 is yeah pods pods pods pod is a cluster I'm like 50 50 50 on it you hit that zip and then oh it's I do like how you can go from one note one and the other like I fuck with pods I just like the map in general yeah I just like the map in general yeah I this is my favorite I don't remember last time I've even I mean I've never really played resurgence. As far as war zone is concerned, I've never really grinded it or anything, but like, as far as my war zone experience, this is probably
Starting point is 00:33:16 my favorite map or just experience in general. If they added like five more teams to the map, this map would be fucking so fun. Because like right now, the lobbies die out pretty quick. It's hard to drop like a 30 kill. Like a 30 kill game is like really good right now.
Starting point is 00:33:35 But if they added like five more teams, bro, this map would be crazy. Then we dropped two thirties yesterday. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say that yesterday. Just warm it up. Me and Nick had a crazy win. We dropped double 30s. Really?
Starting point is 00:33:46 With two randoms, but it was insane. Yeah, it's easier with randoms because like whenever you're playing a four stack, it's hard to drop a 30 piece because they're just, but with randoms, they're staying alive. You're just slaying and they're just... Do you play solos at all? No, I've only played with like groups of people. Really?
Starting point is 00:34:01 Yeah, I've only played with Lake Mason. I like solos. I feel like you rip at solos. Because you just, they, they're not... They just keep. Keep him back. Self-reviving. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:10 Yeah. Like they just burst. I've been playing with NIAC. Neack's been hopping in the rotation. Trying. Getting in there. Trying to get in there, man. It's been a minute.
Starting point is 00:34:18 We were watching football yesterday. I've been enjoying myself. We were watching football yesterday. And Zinney pulled out his phone. He's like, what the fuck? Nick's live. He pulled it up. He's like six hours.
Starting point is 00:34:26 He's like his Neack back. It's like two days in a row back-to-back eight-hour sessions. That's what I'm talking about right there. I mean, it's fun when you, if there's one mistake I've made it, it's playing. I've always sort of. been like a solo streamer just because I feel like my personality I just rage and just I don't know I just I've just always kind of played by myself like once I get in a party you just like everyone's talking you're kind of more quiet you don't want to scream in their ears so I've just I've always
Starting point is 00:34:54 kind of been a solo person but lately I've just been enjoying just playing with fucking whoever um if I can get in a party with y'all Bose Pam obviously but it's so much more fun to stream when you have like uh when you're not just winging it and just turn it. on the stream like I hope there's people to play with when you kind of like free send some text out yo let's play join what time you get like when you actually sort of plan it out it's so much just so much better it's so much easier to stay on for longer
Starting point is 00:35:22 it's just um 100% but I just been enjoying the past the week of streaming really especially with the new god man I fucks with it I planned uh uh to record a vlog yesterday and a text in nature I'm like yo I need the skateboard signed I'm gonna come over and I'm a vlog a little bit. Okay. Now, I'll preface this by saying the week before, the day I landed from
Starting point is 00:35:46 Madrid or from, no, the day I landed back from, from California after Madrid, I went straight to his house because I was asked to appear in one of his pieces. And I said yes. When he said, when he said, yo, I'm going fishing with you for one of the things. I said yes. Yesterday I said, I just, I just need you to sign the skate deck on the vlog. I'm going to be there for maybe three minutes. Never called me. Can you believe this guy? And the only reason I'm putting him on blast right now is because he never not puts
Starting point is 00:36:19 everybody on blast. Yeah, he didn't come over yesterday for football Sunday. No? No. You invited him? He could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could, do it, three minutes. Open the fucking door.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Yeah, yeah. I was about saying he could have. You didn't come over either. You're not off the hook either. You said you were going to stop by. You didn't. We had worked. Who bows or hacks?
Starting point is 00:36:37 Hector. I was about to say Mianbo's had worked to do a little bit he didn't end up doing dude you know what's
Starting point is 00:36:42 crazy about this I'm gonna tell you the truth I told Liv and Jude that I was gonna take him to Chilangos tacos but I could have
Starting point is 00:36:49 brought yaw some back and made that as part of the vlog but no I was lazy that would have hit so hard we were looking for food oh my God
Starting point is 00:36:56 I snoosed did were you looking around like seven because that's when I was yep it's all good
Starting point is 00:37:02 Miss opportunity to to do the vlog only for the vlog only for the vlog to get B-roll during the vlog, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, Area 99, just to put a cap on it, that shit is godlike. I think it's, it might be, I mean, I don't want to say it's the best map they've ever made for rebirth,
Starting point is 00:37:19 just because obviously, you know, you got the classic, just resurgence island or what, what is it called? What's that map? No, no, what's the old map called with the prison and. No, that's my favorite. Yeah, yeah, that one's just. Is it really? No, it's not Verdatsk. It's not Caldera either.
Starting point is 00:37:35 It's, I think it's reber. Is it reberth? Rebirth Island. Yeah, Rebirth Island. Yeah, Matt, we'll sub with that B-roll. That map is also insane. But this map, the overall map, I like it a lot. And I don't want to say it's the best ever,
Starting point is 00:37:49 but I do think that it's like, it's a quality, like, good map. They did a good job with it. I win this map, I don't know if it's too easy or not. I like it. Because I don't play war zone. And like, for me to, like, try to win, obviously I have to be four stacked. It's a lot easier.
Starting point is 00:38:05 but me and Nick were just Running through them To be four It's because y'all got easy lobbies Yeah it could be Or skill-based matchmaking It could be that Good
Starting point is 00:38:14 When I'm party leader You just Oh my God This is so Oh my fucking God is that I like it being easy though Like I don't want I'm not trying to play a ranked war zone game
Starting point is 00:38:24 Like sure you run into the one or two One to three decent teams In the lobby sure But it's like When I land I pick up a PP I get You know just nubes
Starting point is 00:38:34 running at you catching them off guard. I don't even know if they have headsets. It gives me a little bit of dope to start. Like, I don't want to just land and I'm just in war. Just fragging out. I like playing against the noobs. Me, Damon, Nick, and Formal were playing the other day. That was a funny ass squad.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Yeah, you got on right as I got off. I saw that. I said, wow, Mark got on the second. Damon just rages. He's so funny. Like, he's raging at me. He's raging in, and, in, open mic
Starting point is 00:39:05 like talking shit to kids and his mic sounds like such shit it's so muffled and loud it's so funny he's just like literally Damon's getting into arguments
Starting point is 00:39:16 with like randoms and just like proximity chat dog shit pussy fuck you bitch no no like just like go like I've never I didn't even know
Starting point is 00:39:25 he like had this side of them they're just dick riding bro yeah because I think we like died to the last team or like they obviously
Starting point is 00:39:34 obviously knew us or at least fucking, you know, them. Formal acts like he's like so chill while gaming, just not making any emotion. When he's going off and dies, he'll go, no. You go here and come out. You're like, what the fuck? They hate dying to like people who know them. Like they'll start getting, but where are you? Like, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:39:57 We've been chilling all game. Now because this dude's yapping in your prox chat ear, you're going to fucking yell at me because I'm not just following you around the map to fucking help you. Who said that? Formal in Damon. Just on my cock for like an hour straight. Just like, dude, I'm not following you around the map to try to beat these guys.
Starting point is 00:40:16 I don't give a shit. I'm here to have fun. I'm just a chill guy playing sure. I'm just a chill, bro. I'm just a content creator. But it is fun, fucking. It is fun. The funniest shit ever.
Starting point is 00:40:32 That Drewskiy clip with me. Kyle like chill bro. Yeah, chill, bro, just a chill, dude. I like it.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I don't know. I, I have been playing a little bit of it, but I, until I play with like Hatcher Diesel or like a team
Starting point is 00:40:44 that knows what the fuck is up, I just don't think that my, my gameplay is going to improve anytime soon. Yeah, you got to just hop in,
Starting point is 00:40:51 I feel like if you hopped in with us and just, I mean, you don't even have to be running with us. Like, people are so, Nick.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Nick, I'm gonna tell you something, okay? I'm gonna take my sunglasses off. First of all, motherfucker, I can hold my own. Okay, secondly, you're not going to carry shit, mother. I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying as far as you having fun.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Like, I think if you go and playing solos, maybe not, but if you've, everyone just comes at me when it comes to this cod shit. But I'm saying if you were squatted up with us, like you're not even running with us, just like, you'll just run into nobs. It's when you're playing quads and shit, like it's just more fun. I think you'd enjoy yourself. What have you only played like solos before? That's it.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Yeah, that's... I mean, sometimes that's fun. You've been saying you like the solos. Yeah, I do. You know what it is? I like the solos in this compared to other shit. I play this very specific type of war zone the way that I play a very specific type of Minecraft
Starting point is 00:41:50 and Lonely Island. I don't have loadouts. I just land in whatever's on the fucking ground or whatever I pick up from somebody else is what I use. I mostly play like that as well. Then you're playing it all wrong. Yeah? Because sometimes you really need your perks
Starting point is 00:42:01 if you're playing like good people. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't have, I'm just... You need the, well, actually on this map, you don't need the Lodi because the ground lute's so good. Like, if you just get a Pee off the ground, like, those, they just shred. But also, off the rip, you get so much money.
Starting point is 00:42:15 You can just buy your Lodi from the... Yeah, it's like, let's play this week. Yeah, I'm down. I'm actually down to... I'm playing tomorrow. You on in the morning? Yeah. Oh, shit, we don't got content tomorrow morning.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Yo, let's run it tomorrow morning, because we got a... I'm in. Can I play? Actually, yeah, yeah. I'm so down. I'm in. I'm going to be on. You got raise your hand.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Every morning, 10 a. Yeah. Dude, this would be a fun-ass squad to just throw with. I'm not going to lie. Just go look at the highlights from two days ago. We'd catch dubs. We'd probably win all day. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Then what I'm going to do all day today is I am going to. This ain't going to happen, man. No, I swear to go. I'm going to be there. What time? 9 a.m.? 8 a.m.? I'm in.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Let's make it like 10. I'm going to be on from 8 until 8. until eight. But I'm gonna play today. You're making tomorrow you're a chill day? Tomorrow I'm gonna be a chill guy. Because I got a- You're just gonna create content.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Content creator day. No, but the thing is, is like, okay, then what happens to the vlog tomorrow if I'm playing Call Duty all day? You just get to have a fun day. You put in clips, funny moments from the stream
Starting point is 00:43:25 to fill in like a minute of the vlog. That's true. I'm still hanging out with the boys. Exactly. And you're a chill guy. Content-Creater. We're all chill guys, But when I would vlog, I would put in like scrimms and shit for like a minute, minute and a half.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I just hope Matt. Yeah, Nick, the other day I was binge watching your clips while I was in bed. I'd be wondering where my clips are. Did I not shoot them four times? What? Dude, all of my clips are so old. I don't know where like my recent shit is. Yeah, they're like old Halo shit where I'm just mind blown.
Starting point is 00:43:58 That's some of the shit that happens. but like all my recent clips like I don't know where they go have y'all see this the Twitch adpocalypse no what so oh my it's always something yeah so no so there's a lot of like
Starting point is 00:44:13 the the politic streamers that are just like a lot of people that have gotten involved with the politics and like talked about it openly on stream and shit apparently all of their subrevenue is getting cut by like 80 90% that's good news how do you feel about that
Starting point is 00:44:30 Good. That means that Hutch is going to stop doing what he's doing. He's going to come back to Old Middle Optic. Because you have a little paper over there. But I haven't really noticed. I haven't really noticed it in my dashboard. They definitely seem like a little bit lower than than they should be the ads. But like, I mean, some people are showing their dashboard and they have like 95%. It's just for people that are involved in like controversial shit. I don't know exactly who's getting flagged or who's getting striked. But like, I mean, people are just getting strikes. And I guess. I don't really know because it hasn't happened to me personally so I don't really know like how to talk about it
Starting point is 00:45:06 because like I mean So the people that are People don't want to run ads on those channels That that are something like that like advertisers I don't know if it's like Twitch flagging certain channels Or the advertisers we don't want our shit on their channel Yeah I mean if if Pepsi or McDonald's or pick any brand out that says I don't want to put any of my advertising dollars against
Starting point is 00:45:27 This type of creator they have the right to do that, of course. And like, that's a really, it's a really big deal now because like back in the day, like, most people's revenue is mainly like sub donation, like driven, but nowadays, like, so people's revenue is like, I mean, some people probably make more off of their ads than they actually do like subs, donations, all the other like, you know, revenue, uh, things that generators. So it's like, it's kind of scary.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Like, I, I'm hoping I don't really get hit with it. I haven't noticed anything yet. But yeah, that shit, I mean, that shit sucks. Crazy. I wonder if it's for like multiple different reasons or if it's just like mainly political shit. No, it's for everything. I mean, adpocalypse has happened in our lifetime or since YouTube began what, like four times. Obviously when I think it was Al-Qaeda or somebody else was fucking like those I, from what I remember, I could be wrong, do your own research.
Starting point is 00:46:26 But I remember that there was Coca-Cola ads running against. or during fucking like al-Qaeda fucking like uprising and promotion of of these things so then the apocalypse happened then for that specific reason and they backed it out you got to understand also right like this whole thing is only 10 years old and I get sick of fucking reminding everybody of this but there was a time in which machinima ads and they remind me about MLG but machinema ads had like lipstick and L'Oreal and like all these like these these these advertisements that were traditionally only catered to reach an audience of women between the ages of X and X, but they were running against fucking Machinima Respond and a fucking top five kill camps of the week and, you know, shit that women weren't watching. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:14 That not, I mean, not generalizing, but in theory. So they were like, wait, wait, this has to be figured out. In the MLG day, since you guys remember, you would run three minute or a 90 second pod of ads, so 33, 30 second ads. and they would be back-to-back pizza huts, remember those? Shit, I was, those MLG days, I was just filling hours. We actually talked about this like a week ago. I was playing like Dragon Age. I was doing anything I could to fill those hours.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Yeah. Because I was competing at the same time. So I had like a crazy amount of hours and I was competing. I was like, I'm just playing whatever. Yeah, yeah. No, my, it's, it's all, it's, everyone's learning. I mean, yeah, it's, it's definitely a little scary, though. Yeah, the shit is still new.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I mean, in the broad scheme of things, Twitch has been what? Twitch has been Twitch for how long? 10 years? Oh, 14, man? Justin TV. Justin TV. It's 2006? I never streamed on Justin TV, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:48:13 I did. I think I started like right after that. I think I started initially streaming on YouTube and then when Twitch was a thing, I think I started streaming on Twitch. Back in the MW3 days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My internet was always too shit can stream. But yeah, I don't really know who's,
Starting point is 00:48:29 getting targeted by it specifically but yeah I don't know I mean there is something to be said that there's a lot of contentious conversations that happen around politics who's this I saw I saw this video but like go go up and click on just full screen the stock guys
Starting point is 00:48:45 video real quick look at his those look at his ad drop off like that's fucking insane shit I mean that's like that's like literally that's like 90% yeah I mean fuck go from making two $200 a day to like maybe $10. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:04 That's fucking. Yeah. And then Lacey was ranting about it. Lacey said that he was about to go work as a mailman for 2K a day. And everyone was like, Mailman don't make 2K a day. He said, bro. I think he said that shit on purpose.
Starting point is 00:49:20 He does. It's so smart. It's so smart. Because you know everyone's going to say, dude, this guy's so delusional. A mailman's not making 2K day. And like he knows. like the rest people are going to respond it's more comments it's going to push the
Starting point is 00:49:35 fucking tweet push the algorithm like they've mastered the shit man they've mastered it the clip farm yeah the clip farm man it's so good it's so good i don't know i think uh i think that all of this will eventually like even out and level out and i don't think that people are going to like it that's why when the something that you say too is like when the going is good you got to get going because you got to get after that shit you got to get after it because you never know when it's when it's done you know well i'm trying to put it just never know you literally never know i mean think about how much money was being made on youtube back in the day in comparison to what it is now like unless you're in in like in finance or
Starting point is 00:50:13 golf golfers they are murdering the golfers oh yeah off youtube yeah just videos murdering um why did golf get so popular one three words three words as to why golf became so popular on YouTube. Three words. Good, good golf. Okay. Bubby and the boys, GM and the boys,
Starting point is 00:50:40 Garrett. That's what made it like, all of the boys. Because so many, it's become like a, I mean, maybe it's just because I've gotten older, but like a lot of my friends
Starting point is 00:50:48 started playing golf now. Is that maybe it's just like you get older and you kind of slide into that kind of shit. But like when I was growing up, no one, no fucking golf. It's popular.
Starting point is 00:51:00 But, Yeah, it's popular now. Yeah, well, because they, yeah, look, man, would you have Matt Sharp hitting fucking four hole in ones? People go their entire lives without catching a 10-pound bass. See how I just merged two things into one? Look at that. That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Thank you, man. Too fast for some, you know what I'm saying? So we have a lot of things coming up, right? I got to take you fishing for one of your sub-a-thon goals. Who's coming with us? Because I think- Why are you going? You mean Maddie?
Starting point is 00:51:28 You mean-M-M-M-M-M-M-A-M-M-M-A? Where? To the manmade lake. They're all man-made. A little 5 a.m. Fishing Sesh. If you want to come, you may. Pommage is probably down.
Starting point is 00:51:38 He's always down for anything. Okay, there's only four people on my boat at all times, including me, the captain. The captain. You say only four? Yeah, I'm going. We can fit up to. To me, you, Matt Craig and Boe. And Boe.
Starting point is 00:51:49 And then you want to come, you want to come when I take. It entirely depends when you go. In the morning. No, but like, are you going like winter? Are you going like spring? No, no, we got to go before. I got to go take my boat out of my garage and put it into the storage. You're trying to go like soon.
Starting point is 00:52:05 I'm taking him next week either Monday, Tuesday. That's a cold morning. Yeah, but you like, you like, you like, when we went and it was all foggy and we caught them.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Oh, yeah, it was a total vibe. Such a vibe. That's what makes the, the vibe right. Yeah. Like when we go,
Starting point is 00:52:19 I want to go camping again too. Okay. But it's so much better if you're like cold and a little miserable. Take a little shroom, a little drink. Yeah. I'm talking. Having a good little night.
Starting point is 00:52:31 I haven't. That's such a lot. Like it needs to be a 5 a.m. cold, foggy, yes. Stinky lake. Offing. Oh, the lakes. The lake's got a little twang to it.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Like, shit. Oh, yeah. You smell that little twangling. Wait, but question, are you going to live stream that? I mean, that's the plan. That was the...
Starting point is 00:52:50 Okay, but if you can't live stream because of the woods, you can't leave. That's going to piss me off. I'm not going to leave. I'll stay there and, like, you vlog it for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:00 I hear guys. I'll tweet out your vlog and thank you man we're a team you know we are our teammates uh yeah the plan to live stream it but I don't know if it's gonna
Starting point is 00:53:08 cool because Matt that shit was hardly working in Target see because this is what we should do Nick to be to be honest we should let Matt do his thing first and to see how they do it and then you could just replicate it for yours Nate?
Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah who's he gonna go with is he going with you? Yeah he had me on there too and how is he going to live he's live streamed That's what I'm saying. Let him do it first and then...
Starting point is 00:53:32 Stowe my whole fucking flow. I can't have shit around you. Yeah, but true, if his shit like fucks up or however he... Are you going to go with like Matt Craig, IRL backpack, all that? Me? I'm only there to fish and to be an actor in the thing. Trying to catch some bass. I guess I'll entertain the stream, of course, with my charisma and my knowledge of fishing.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Joe finally decided it's going to work to. today. Joe's joy's a word. Good to see you, Joe. Just threw off the whole pot. I don't know. So the thing is, okay, I need to know because I need to plan it because I need to put my, I need to go winterize my boat and then store my boat.
Starting point is 00:54:13 I would like to go next week. We can try it out. Okay. But we've also tried this before. Wait, have you ever been? I mean, I would, I would just say no because last time I went, I was maybe like nine. So it's like technically. Damn.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Technically, you could say I've never been fishing. You're about to love it. Neither has Matt. Well, technically, I guess you can't say that. You're about to love that shit. Oh. You gotta get drunk to enjoy it though? No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:54:36 It's just, we sat out there for like eight hours, not a single drink. Do I feel like empathetic? Nah, you catch them and release him. Damn, 2007. Just a hook through their lips. You don't feel bad for the fish? Rippin lips.
Starting point is 00:54:49 It's when I jumped out of that portal. You don't feel bad? You just showed me him catching fish. Oh, really? I was talking to Seth. You don't feel bad for the fish? Well, you're not killing them. You're throwing them back.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Catch and release. I mean, you could do that to a huge. human too. Yeah, you do. Have you ever seen the movie? Stab him with a knife and then just... No, no, it's not the same thing. What I compare it to is that scene in fight, the scene in fight club where both, or we find out
Starting point is 00:55:16 that's one, when Ed Norton, that's his name, right, Ed Norton? I don't know. It's an Ed Norton or I'm thinking of a virus. Yeah, Norton, Norton. So the two actors, Brad Pitt and Ed Norton, go to the convenience store. they bring out the kid and they were about to shoot them and they were like what what were you going to be if you didn't die today and I ask them all this shit
Starting point is 00:55:38 and they're like all right we're going to let you live but I'm going to keep your thing and then he says next day it's like it's going to be the best breakfast he's ever had it's going to be the best day that he's ever had he's going to have like the best yes man they always die once you let him back if an alien came and grabbed you and probed you and you were aware of all this and then you got sent
Starting point is 00:55:58 back wouldn't you be more appreciative of the things around you absolutely that's what we're do to the fish. Absolutely. And with that, ladies and gentlemen. That is the most insane way of coping I've ever heard, but you might not be wrong. It's better than saying fish don't have feelings in their lips. How the fuck do you guys know?
Starting point is 00:56:16 Yeah, I have no idea. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, that's going to do it for this episode of the podcast. If you guys enjoyed it, do share it with somebody. Don't be selfish. Don't keep the goodness all to yourself. Go tweet it out. Go share it with a friend. Leave a like before you leave.
Starting point is 00:56:29 This has been maniac, scumper jumper. Truly, and of course, Mr. Money Biscuit himself. We'll see you guys next week. Yes, sir. Hala, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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