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Dude, I'm not following you around the map to try to beat these guys.
I don't give a shit.
I'm here to have fun.
I'm just a chill guy.
I'm just a chill, bro, gaming.
I'm just a content creator.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 101.
Excuse me.
Two hundred and one.
Excuse me.
Two hundred and one episodes.
Obviously, we remove the balloons.
We've been doing it.
Yeah, we've been doing it, man.
That's what we do.
We love it.
We have a bunch of.
stuff to discuss. Obviously, the ESports Awards is happening actually today. So if you guys want to
watch, see if you can find me in the crowd. I will be there hanging out. Seth obviously has got
rank played so he can't join me. Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, tough one to go. And nobody else
wanted to go because it's rank played. Worst timing couldn't have been planned. Wait, when is the drop?
Thursday. Thursday.
Ooh, can't wait to get no invites. Yeah, you know what's crazy is that last year I got to Diamond
running solo Q?
Tom, I'm saying?
But this year, anyone can play together.
It doesn't matter what rank you are.
You can four stack with any rank.
Yes, let's go, boys.
Finally.
Can I join your love?
You don't play though.
You can't have to.
No, I can.
If I bet you that now,
the player that I am today
versus the player that I was
when we had that tournament,
uh-huh,
yesterday or a day before was the first...
That's how I kind of feel, too.
I'm definitely a little better.
Two days ago was the first time
that I felt like my eyes and my thumbs were doing
that were in sync.
You were at least looking at the same thing.
You got to use it or you'll lose it, man.
Yeah, I think that I needed to play
and then sleep
so that my brain can readjust and recalibrate
to be connected to my controller.
I feel that. I felt that way before as well.
Now, when I was playing in the early tournaments,
I just felt so lost, so bad.
I mean, I'm still like pretty bad
compared to like what I wish I was.
No, you're, it takes reps.
Neck is actually not bad.
Like, I've been playing war zone with them the past couple days.
You're actually not like, we're not bad.
I feel like resurgence.
I'm not too bad.
Like, I can get some,
I can get some kills on that.
I feel like the Omni movement has genuinely helped.
Because before I would like,
you're not diving around though.
I've been on your POV.
I haven't seen you hit a dive.
Well, it's just like the,
it's like the sideways.
Like I don't have to like slide cancel,
then snap on them.
Like it's like,
because I'm like sliding while,
I can slide sideways and stuff.
I genuinely,
I thought,
I thought the Omni movement because I'm not a movement kind of guy.
Whatever Shotsie is, I'm the opposite of that.
So I thought the Omni movement was going to like kind of fuck with me a little bit.
Like I was a little scared like I was going to be even worse.
And I was like, no, man, I can't do that.
But I actually, I don't know.
I kind of fuck with this.
This is my favorite cod in quite some time to be honest.
Dude, the only thing I don't like is the sniping.
I like the sniping.
In Warzone, it's hell of fun.
I don't know how it is a multiplayer.
I've been playing in warsome, but I've been playing a lot of S&D with a sniper rifle.
And I, you know, I obviously do my thing.
You know, I'm saying?
Planning seven times.
You know what I'm saying?
I do my thing.
You got to run the bomb in pubs?
Dude, I love running the bomb.
Because nobody knows what to plant.
Nobody knows what to put the rock down.
You got to put the bomb down.
Nobody knows.
Dude, I planted twice without the bomb.
It's the golden rule of cod.
Put the fucking bomb down.
Yes.
Nowadays people are working the map too much.
Just get the bomb down.
Get the bomb down.
I hate putting the bomb down.
I like fucking with a mental.
I like fucking with them mentally.
Are they going to plan?
Are they not?
Why are they not planning?
They start over thinking, I push them, I get gunned.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm excited for rank play.
I'm excited to be at the ESports Awards in L.A.
I haven't been, I mean, obviously, besides the Saudi one, I haven't been to one here in the States and not even the Vegas one.
Because I avoid Vegas like the plague.
I would have gone to Complex Con this year, but it's in Vegas, man.
That's a dangerous place.
Yes.
That's a very dangerous place, Vegas.
Wow.
Yeah, man.
I don't even want to go there.
I just can't stand losing, like...
You're talking, just gambling, like...
You just lose.
Yeah, it's just an instant L.
Well, not all the time.
You can't go in thinking like that, or you will lose.
I feel like you've actually won.
Like, you'll go up 200 and just, like, check it out.
Every time I gamble, I lose.
Every time.
I've never won.
I've never even come close to winning.
I've never gambled.
Really?
You don't know some chips down?
You're not a dumb fuck?
I don't know if it's...
What a roulette?
No, I really.
You just put one chip on a number.
I never got into it.
There's just no...
But then you think about the number and you're like,
oh, fuck, I should have put it on that number and it would have hit.
The only thing that gives me any kind of like I really want to do that is randomly put the number on green or green on a number and it hits and I get 30X and we're all...
No, not, no, no, no.
If you put that on green and you're the only one, you put that on green and you're the only one,
when they hit, the whole table hates you.
No, I'd respect it.
Nobody puts it on green.
Nobody put it.
You only hateers put it on green.
The little ball where you drop it and it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you put it on green, usually people don't bet that because they'll bet like a color or they'll bet like a third of the table.
So like green's so rare.
So it would be the guy.
The whole casino surrounding it.
No, not I.
Not I.
See, I always thought the strat would be like.
Wait, that's a scum move though?
I would have never.
I've never played for you ever.
And I love Optic.
It's every man for itself out there.
It's not a smart move.
I don't pick real on that.
What is that a one in 35 chance of it hitting or something?
No, no, no.
I mean, they all are.
Yeah.
They all are.
But Zero is like you're betting that everyone else is going to fucking lose.
No, that's not true because they could bet it too.
They just slept.
Nah, hell no.
I would never.
I would never.
I'm not hated like that.
I hit 35X.
The whole casino goes crazy.
Get kicked out for winning.
Now they got you on camera every time you all get.
They're saying keep eyes on that guy right there.
Facial recognition.
He's too good at this.
Yeah.
I was listening to, like, stories that they do
that apparently the casinos pull for, like, big, high-end money ball fucking,
and they said they take it to the extreme, like, payoff pilots to say the flights canceled.
Really?
Crazy shit, yeah.
What if someone's up big?
Yeah.
To, like, get them to go back.
Oh, yeah.
Get them to come back.
And they'll give them, like, a free suite.
Come back down.
Gambled that.
Oh, your flights canceled?
come on down.
We'll give you a credit to him.
Do you know who Mickey is?
He has like hella tattoos and shit.
He's always doing gambling shorts.
He said one time he won like
two million.
And obviously the casino
it was like just like so hard to get it
and like get out.
They gave him no security or anything.
And then right when he left the casino
like a black SUV
that was parked in like the cut
beside the casino
like saw him,
followed him.
He had like a whole story about it.
But.
long story short he ended up like getting away from the guy but he was saying it was the
he thinks it was the casino like i don't know if it was someone that worked for the casino
but like the casino was setting him not setting him up to get robbed but like they needed their
it was there was it was a parking spot that like belonged to the casino and he like noticed that
SUV just following him from right when they left because like you have so much money on
you're probably paranoid paying attention never go home go to a highly populated place called
the cops.
Yeah, that's what he, that's kind of what he did.
He went to, like, a super popular hotel, and, like, the valet guys helped him out, and they fucking
lost him.
But it's probably, see, there's probably some insane scum.
Like, how?
You're already rich as shit.
Like, as a casino, you're already, like, multi-billions.
How are you, like, scheming on, like...
Surely there's someone who's made money, like, remaking the chips or so they pulled a chip scheme, or...
Surely there's someone that got away with some bullshit.
No, they're magnetized now or some shit.
Oh, they are?
I don't know.
All I know is that if I'm in Vegas or if there's a casino and there's some tables near me,
I'm playing at least a thousand dollars.
We need to learn how to count cards.
I used to love those kind of movies.
See, that's why I know that I am a controlled person, okay?
Because even in the eyes of adversity, even when I was hanging out with Tim at the table,
with Ninja at the table, with Jack at the table, fucking Nate at the table,
and they were throwing in tens of thousands,
I was still there with my $1,000 just being reserved.
It's just not even fun.
I mean, it's fun.
It's so rare that it's fun, though.
I mean, I don't know what it's like to be super rich,
so maybe it is just fun throwing away, $50,000.
Did I ever tell you about the story where I was playing with the,
I think I was playing with the whole college team in Vegas and Blackjack,
and I was the only one at the table losing everyone else.
Shotsie was up like $8,000 right next to him.
me just getting blackjack blackjack i'd get like 13 oh dude i was tweak and i was like dude
give me one face card for like an hour straight not one shots he's up eight grand next to me it was
champs weekend when we were at unlv you're like fuck i was like just give me one fucking card i went
i lost like immediately that's how i feel i think i lost like two or three grand in like 30 minutes
and didn't play the rest of the week and that was the first night we got there no zini was up a little bit too
I saw him walking around with some.
Yeah, everyone, everyone's like, how much are you up?
I'm like, I'm done for the week.
I'm done for the week.
I went to, when was the last time that we were all there for like champs, right?
Yeah, UNLV.
It was champs in MW.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's the one with Jude came.
She brought like her squad, like her sisters and all that shit.
Leo was there, Leo folks.
Every time his name is said, I'd, like,
I feel like me and Bo smile.
Leo folks.
Anyway,
I fucking turned,
like I went down,
bro,
I was fucking wrecking them.
Fuck.
I had,
I started with $1,000.
I went upstairs.
I showed Jude 15 and she's like,
oh my God.
And I'm like,
I'm like,
and I'm a fucking bass.
And then I'm like,
here.
And I say,
here,
doshh,
I just gave it to her,
took down another,
another grand,
went downstairs,
you know,
played a little bit.
But I am not losing
more than a grand.
I'll tell you that.
I got to buy shoes,
man.
I used to lose.
like 200 bucks and just be pissed
like night ruin
I'm a bad vibe the rest of the night
I'm sitting I'm just sitting there just
with a beer in my hand watching everybody else
make money and you love to make money so you're not
having a good time shit
see your other friends winning
I still try to bring the vibes formal won't gamble
with me though because formal says I'm like
a bad love listen
I don't I mean formal have rant tables
down yeah formal won't gamble
he's like every time you're with me I just
lose. I'm like, fuck.
Yeah. So, sitting there sucking his teeth and shit.
Shouldn't have hit that.
Yo, who says that? You said that?
Oh, yeah, one time I was like, shouldn't have done that.
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? That's bad vibey.
It's a joke, man.
Yeah, not when you're losing. It's a joke, man.
It's the opposite.
Anyway, did you guys watch the Mike Tyson fight?
I did. Did you guys go anywhere for it?
Nope. No. You stayed at home and watched it?
Yep. Same.
I wasn't even going to watch it, but then my whole chat was like, it's on
Netflix and I was like okay so I don't have to buy it I'll tune in I tuned in for
probably the past the back end of the fight which people were saying like the first
two rounds he looked decent and he was like actually like in there but then after that
they said it was just sad and I watched the last like back half of the fight and I was like dude
this is horrible I was like this isn't even like enjoyable to watch it literally felt like
like Jake was trying to not knock him out okay it's literally what it was let the record
show you've seen Matt while I'm saying this bring up Mike Tyson and train
a day before and two days before and three just Mike Tyson training why don't think it was days
before I think it was like months and months if Mike okay let's be honest yeah apparently he had surgery
he was almost died at 60 years old as he stand as he stood on that ring if he chose to he could
have murdered Jake period you think so a hundred percent yeah wait I think so because you got he was
getting to him easy like he showed dude he threw no power punches yeah he threw no
You said Mike Tyson, if he wanted to, he could have.
He could have murdered him.
I felt a lot.
I felt like he.
I felt like he was.
Not just knocked him out.
Murdered him.
Why are you saying he didn't?
Because it was an exhibition.
It was agreed on the contract.
They're like, all right, you're not going to knock each other out.
You're not going to knock me out?
I'm not going to knock you out.
Okay.
You really think that's how it is.
Tell me when you saw any of this movement.
Tell me when you saw any of this lateral movement.
Well, how long ago is this?
Because he said he had to get, he got like surgery.
he almost died his like
Well that is that is true
His like knee
He was he was wobbling
Just walking back to his fucking corner
He's six he's 60 but nah
Let me see another one Matt
Nah you could tell like when he's bouncing
You could tell his knees are still a little like wobbling
Even in this
I still don't think these these things are fucking
Scripted
Like it's not scripted
Like yes they do
I don't think they're in there trying to take each other's heads off
And I do believe Jake back
off but it was like out of respect
no like Jake
Jake was like dude I could fuck this guy
up you could be
Mike Tyson stood no chance ever in any round
he did nothing the whole fight
You can't say if he did it's not like he started
But he never not once
Through a Mike Tyson punch
Because when you're in the ring with the greatness
of Jake Paul he makes you
I don't know if you're being serious for that
All right there I was joking but like
It's just not
Dude he just didn't
There was no
spark of like any
does Jake
there's none of this
yeah that's not happening
in a real fight because Mike Tyson's doing all that
and training and shit but it's like
in a real fight you're getting hit these are probably
like handpick clips dude it's training
and trust me I wanted Mike to win I can't believe
I like fooled myself thinking he was gonna like
I thought I like before and I was getting antsy and shit
I was all excited I was like damn this could be crazy
but then right when it started it was like
I was like, oh, never mind.
He needs to put some fucking boxers
like never fucking mine.
This isn't.
He fights like an actual.
No, he's not going to, until he's dying.
He's 60.
Like I'm done.
Like I fuck with the whole.
He got the Netflix deal that's fire.
I fuck with it.
Although everything, the production, all that.
Yeah.
No, the production is.
No.
He, yeah, actually, I was just, I was going to say this, I think was Netflix's first
showing.
Yeah, life.
And it was fucking kind of terrible.
Yeah, it was lagging.
I wonder how many people, is there is there, is it?
How many people tuned in, Matt?
Do you know?
60 million?
I thought it was like 300 something.
Well, I saw 200 million.
I thought it was.
350 million people tuned in and 60 concurrent.
Like, damn.
Yeah, 60 million households watched more than 60 million households.
You know there's parties.
I mean, there's probably, there's probably, I mean, there's a lot of people.
Bro, that is insanity.
Yeah, Netflix fumbled, but.
Well, now they're doing, now they're doing Christmas football on Netflix.
So I'm a little bit worried about that.
they better not fuck up Christmas football.
I think they're doing Christmas football?
Netflix is.
Like every game?
Matt,
how much money does Netflix make a month?
I don't know if they're doing every game,
but I know they're doing Christmas football.
That's interesting.
There is.
Yeah, bro.
They'll get verbaled if they fuck up football.
Yeah, they can't fuck that up.
Well, I mean, I feel like they already got verbaled for this.
So now this was probably like a test run,
see what their servers could handle.
See how I would go through.
I mean, I'm sure they couldn't,
they probably couldn't even estimate, like,
how many eyes we're going to be on this thing.
Okay, so I asked Matt how much Netflix makes a month on subscriptions.
Jesus.
That doesn't make, before you even ask, people are still using rental, this rental service,
are still using this rental service while it is in bigger revenue stream.
Okay, so the rental service is $30, $11 billion per year.
There you go.
Yeah, that's insane.
So almost $9.50 a month.
That is crazy.
Decent.
They can do what the fuck they want.
Yeah, no, that's facts.
shit.
Yeah, it was a little bit sad to watch the fight.
Those two girls were going at it now.
Oh my gosh.
That one girl's eye.
Oh my gosh.
When she was like, when she was like, you know, just in the ring, you could like bouncing.
Like you could see blood like just dripping out of her eye.
It's crazy how it opens up.
Like when you see the replay, it's real quick and his shit squirting out.
Oh.
That shit was like HD.
Dude.
Like you could see everything.
That fight was fucking insane.
Yeah, yeah.
Live and Jude were like, oh, my God.
I would have, bro.
And then still continuing the fight, you're sick.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, she was, like, she wasn't even about pain, nothing.
She was, like, just pissed that her eye was blood just rushing down her face.
She's just pissed.
I would have been like this.
Look somewhere and just look to your corner.
She was, she was mad because.
I swear to God.
How did it happen?
Did she get caught with a glove or was she butt in?
It was multiple headbutts.
Yeah, it's a headbutt.
Yeah, so look, I think she won.
The one on the left, but the returning champ,
you can't beat the returning champ in a decision.
That's just, that's just, like, 99% of the time
they're going to give it to the returning.
That's what people don't understand.
Yeah.
I feel like that one's slipping away from people.
Like, if you haven't did enough to beat the champion.
Like, if the champion don't leave there in knots, bruises blood,
you did not win.
Correct.
The white girl was the champ?
Yeah.
Taylor?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Was that like a different?
I thought Saran.
ran that the female boxing world.
Is that like a different weight class or something?
Serrano?
I thought Serrano was the champ.
Isn't she like 45 and 1 or something?
I'll tell you what.
Anybody that bet on, you know what?
I'm not going to hate.
But I was going to say I would never bet on a fight like that.
Oh, hell no.
It's not rigged.
It's not rigged.
I wonder what it goes in the distance.
Matt Craig is predetermined.
You think Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is pre-determined?
chairman yes i mean
i don't think about it you think that that was an actual
fight that they got up there it's hard not to after
like seeing it and just seeing the like intensity
that both of them had i just can't believe
that they were both going 100 like i just
no they weren't and i can't believe that you still think
that they did that was mike dyson
that's what makes it sad
Jake paul was like dude this is my
favorite boxer ever heavyweight
like the go the greatest
yeah and he's 60
years old he's obviously not keeping up
like he's not just going to sit there and drop him
Are you, okay.
Because Mike Tyson looked like,
Mike Tyson kind of got hit with some shit and he like.
And then he back off.
And then he back off.
Dude, come on.
So it's not like,
I don't think it's not fixed.
I agree with him.
I'm just saying what I saw.
There's no way that you guys believe.
That's Mike.
You think in the contract Mike Tyson was paid not to fuck Jake Paul off?
Yes.
Oh,
there's no way.
You think that Woodley, a, you think that professional fighters.
He was average as fucking boxing.
No, no.
You think that professional.
Professional fighters are going full on hard against a, I mean, obviously Jake, listen, I'm not taking, not taking anything away from Jake being six foot, whatever, fucking 900, fucking pounds, all muscle.
I don't give a fuck about that.
But that doesn't matter.
If you're not a professional fighter who's been fighting for fucking every day for decades, you're not going to, you can't do that.
There's no way.
Jake can't even beat Lomachenko.
And he's 40 fucking old, like, and half his weight.
Who's that?
It's a boxer.
But like, yeah, I think, no, I think Jake would get fucked up by a real boxer.
Like, but like, what's more real than Mike Tyson when it comes to boxing?
He's 60.
Almost died seven months ago.
Like, his knee, he had fucking knee wraps.
He can't move.
He can't move when I see him.
Dang.
Who said that?
Tank, he says he's going to fuck Jake out when he sees him for fighting Mike.
Really?
Is Tank like, is he one of the best right now?
He's like the biggest boxer.
Right now?
Yeah.
Who?
But he's like, what, five, he's like five, four, one thirty.
Canelo's a big quarter.
In the world, he probably is hard.
Dude, you don't count Connello.
Canelo's count, everybody counts Cannello.
Who's the highest paid boxer?
Who brings in the most draw?
Canelo, baby.
And I'm not just saying that because of the skin, him in.
Jake Paul versus Canella.
He's called him out before, but.
No, come on, dude.
I don't think Jake wants.
No, one.
Connell does not need the money.
I told myself I'd pay Max for the greatest C ever, $2,500.
I'd pay 10 grand to watch that.
I'd empty whatever.
Jake knocks him out.
It's not a real fight.
I know.
So what?
You think Canello would just take it easy on him?
No, Canelo doesn't need the money.
Yeah, that's that's why.
Canelo does not need the money.
Mike Tyson, I don't know, does Mike Tyson still own, is the same?
That guy has to be good, bro.
He has to get paid for everything he does, just showing up somewhere.
Mike Tyson?
He has to assume.
many different like. Okay, but did you know, how about this? Did you know that Mike Tyson sold his
likeness in the, in the brand Mike Tyson to someone? Really? I did not know that. Yeah.
So, because he, bro, he, it, Matt's doing the research right now and sticking on his time with it.
He probably did want the page. He had the podcast, but he has popular vapes, rapes. No, but he doesn't own that.
He's got a vape. Oh, that's just people. That's people making it on his shit. They'll give him,
like, they'll give him a license. Like, that's fucking. Matt's taking the sweet fucking time, find
Like royalty?
Is it scum or not?
I kind of feel like that's scum.
Well, dude, he needed the money.
Here, let me fucking...
I'll do...
Matt, I'll do it.
That's...
I feel like that's low.
Did Mike Tyson sell his likeness?
But that was in 1980s.
I don't know what you...
Let me see what your search bar says.
Who owns Mike Tyson likeness, Jesus?
Yes, Mike Tyson sold his likeness in a number of ways,
including Tyson 2.0.
Tyson's cannabis brand,
which is introduced Arizona 2021.
Merchandise.
Tyson used the Boxing Hall of Fame in 2017
for his using this image, blah, blah, blah,
sued.
The Hangover Part 2.
Yeah, Mike was in movies, a lot of shit.
Anyway, there's something out there.
You think he just needed the money.
Well, of course.
At one point, he was worth $400 million and lost it all.
I think really.
I think he had millions,
but this is what is finally he could kick back and be like,
yeah,
what do you think he got for this?
This was his ride into the sunset?
Yeah,
I think so,
bro.
What do you think he got for this like?
20 mil.
20?
He got 20 for this one.
If he fights Logan,
no one even wants to see that, bro.
I don't even,
I don't want to see any of that.
Logan will spare him.
Yeah,
I don't know if I'd watch that one.
Don't get in there with Mike Logan.
Please,
don't do that.
Wait,
you think Mike would lose to Logan?
Yes,
he fucking got fucked up by Jake.
It wasn't even close.
Guys, I just, what is, I wouldn't want Logan punching.
Matt, what do you think?
He just got fucking destroyed by Jake Paul every round, every second of every round.
What do you mean he would destroy Logan?
There's no way, right?
Jake Paul had knocked him out if he wanted to.
That's what I think.
Are you saying that Mike Tyson could have knocked him out?
No, it was obviously not.
He's wobbling back to his fucking corner up around to.
I don't know.
Chat or people watching, please.
in the description.
Chat's going to verbal me
because I hate Jake Paul
and they like you better.
No.
But that's still,
too,
there's just no way.
Anyway,
what about,
what about my man
John Bones,
Jones and my old chick?
He didn't watch that.
I didn't watch it.
I don't really watch the Lanky shit.
Like,
I don't either.
I watch straight boxing,
but I would kick the shit out of him,
bro.
John Jones,
you got to tune in?
Yeah.
That's how it was for me with McGregor.
Like every McGregor fight I'd watch,
but now like,
I just don't.
Or Mayweather fight.
I would say them the same way.
Unless people I'm with want to watch it.
Like, I'm, I mean, I'll sit there and watch it.
But like, I'm not going to go out of my way when I'm home alone.
Same, same, same.
I'm going to miss when McGregor was fighting a lot.
Like, well.
In Mayweather?
That was where the good times.
Lord Mayweather.
No, no, no.
He's good.
I don't know.
I think I love UFC.
I've been watching UFC since 1993 since the first one.
Okay.
on VHS
but something happened along the way
where
it wasn't as exciting
because it was happening
so fucking often
you know what I'm saying
I think like there's a fight
every month
every weekend
before it used to be like
once every other
I don't know
I don't know
I think the cards
were different back then
so something happened
on the lines where I lost
a little bit of interest
I feel like back then
they used to brawl too
now people are like
worried about their health
and shit
and like brain damage
back then I feel like
they just used to go
Bro, I did see this, though.
Imagine getting hit with that?
Oh, my God.
And then one of those?
I mean, right there.
He was just done.
Right in the liver.
Just 250 pounds.
Yeah, John said he was walking around at 260.
Oh, my God, bro.
And this is the greatest heavyweight of all time, but he is 42,
which is kind of crazy.
Oh, man.
Like, that looks like it could have broke ribs.
If you did that to a random, random human on the street,
just walking on the street?
Oh, my ribs are puncturing every organ in my lower left.
Holy, that'd be the worst.
That'd be destruction.
Oh.
Look at him.
He was like, oh.
They should have, that.
All right, for the record, that punch that he threw, the first punch that he threw, the first punch that he threw should not have been thrown.
And then hit him with the Trump Dan.
With the Trump ditty dance.
Thank you, Matt.
They go crazy when Trump walks in the UFC fights.
Oh, they were going nuts.
They loved it.
They were going.
fucking nuts. I fear that I've gotten to the to the point in my life in which I got to fix my
sleeping schedule. I have to. Wait, why? Because I can't enjoy simple things like a fight because I'm
like falling asleep at like 10 like nodding off and shit and I'm like I got to fix my I got to fix my
schedule I got to fix my schedule. None of this going to bed at 830 out cold by 9 got to get up to
take a shit at 11. I'm kidding. Just a strong.
I got this little routine I do.
If I'm in the area, I'll randomly drive by Mike's flames crib.
And just, like, see him outside sometimes.
Yeah?
Yesterday, I was like, I pulled up right on the front of his crib.
Saw him outside.
He didn't see me talking to the neighbor's dog and shit.
I facetimed him.
I was like, what you doing?
Uh, shit.
He's like, wait, is that you?
I'm like, I hop down.
So it's up.
I'll just randomly spin by.
He don't even know how many times I've done it.
I'm about to drive by Mike's crew real quick.
Woo.
When you're in a neighbor.
It's just always outside.
It's crazy.
He don't ever drive by our neighborhood.
Oh, yeah, you can't just drive by.
Can't get in the first.
They don't allow.
They don't allow sightseeing over there.
He was on the roof.
Mike.
That story.
Oh, Mike.
You know about that?
Well, when he was, Mike was on Cess roof.
I mean, I don't, I just know that much.
I was like, is that motherfucker on the roof?
Oh, didn't he like slightly mention it one day?
and then like the next
he mentioned it
I woke up to a text
didn't respond to it
and then
he's there anyway
and then he was
and then he was just there
it was after a night
of debauchery
so I was like
I was like I can't see anybody
today you know what I'm saying
like I can't do this today
and then I just heard like
pooh do too like
and I was like
what the fuck is that
he was up on the roof
him and his boys were on the roof
did you like go outside
and look up and to see him
no I just I just knew it was him
because I saw him on the ring camera
so ran out there
with your nine millimeter
What the fuck's up there?
He's on the roof.
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can flame man
obviously
I haven't played a lot of war zone
because
of many different reasons
but I also don't
thanks to Matt for ranking up
some of my guns
but I don't know
I don't know the meta
I feel like I'm lost
every single time I play
now the new map area 99
is actually like
I like it a lot
war zone's been receiving a lot of criticism
because there was a lot of stuff wrong with the game when it first released.
Yeah.
Like footstep audio was bad.
I mean,
there was just a lot.
Like, whenever you'd knock someone, there was a delay.
Like, there's just a lot of issues, like quality of life issues with the game.
Leave it here, Matt.
The biggest one probably be in the footsteps.
Like, you couldn't hear people running at you.
And in Warzone, you like literally need that.
I have, dude, I got to fix all my settings or something because I can't hear shit.
Where is this fun?
Nobody could.
They fixed it, though.
Where do you land?
Reactor every single time.
but this map is actually like I'll give them their flowers this I like this I like this map a lot
I like to do the only area I don't I like I'm 50 50 is yeah pods pods pods pod is a cluster
I'm like 50 50 50 on it you hit that zip and then oh it's I do like how you can go from one note
one and the other like I fuck with pods I just like the map in general yeah I just like the map in
general yeah I this is my favorite I don't remember last time I've even I mean I've never really
played resurgence. As far as war zone
is concerned, I've never really
grinded it or anything, but like,
as far as my war zone experience, this is probably
my favorite
map or just
experience in general. If they added like five
more teams to the map, this map would be
fucking so
fun. Because like right now, the lobbies die out pretty quick.
It's hard to drop like a 30 kill. Like a 30 kill game
is like really good right now.
But if they added like five more
teams, bro, this map would be crazy.
Then we dropped two thirties yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say that yesterday.
Just warm it up.
Me and Nick had a crazy win.
We dropped double 30s.
Really?
With two randoms, but it was insane.
Yeah, it's easier with randoms because like whenever you're playing a four stack,
it's hard to drop a 30 piece because they're just, but with randoms,
they're staying alive.
You're just slaying and they're just...
Do you play solos at all?
No, I've only played with like groups of people.
Really?
Yeah, I've only played with Lake Mason.
I like solos.
I feel like you rip at solos.
Because you just, they, they're not...
They just keep.
Keep him back.
Self-reviving.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like they just burst.
I've been playing with NIAC.
Neack's been hopping in the rotation.
Trying.
Getting in there.
Trying to get in there, man.
It's been a minute.
We were watching football yesterday.
I've been enjoying myself.
We were watching football yesterday.
And Zinney pulled out his phone.
He's like, what the fuck?
Nick's live.
He pulled it up.
He's like six hours.
He's like his Neack back.
It's like two days in a row back-to-back eight-hour sessions.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
I mean, it's fun when you, if there's one mistake I've made it, it's playing.
I've always sort of.
been like a solo streamer just because I feel like my personality I just rage and just I don't know
I just I've just always kind of played by myself like once I get in a party you just like everyone's
talking you're kind of more quiet you don't want to scream in their ears so I've just I've always
kind of been a solo person but lately I've just been enjoying just playing with fucking whoever
um if I can get in a party with y'all Bose Pam obviously but it's so much more fun to stream
when you have like uh when you're not just winging it and just turn it.
on the stream like I hope there's people to play with
when you kind of like free send some text out
yo let's play join what time you get like
when you actually sort of plan it out it's so much
just so much better it's so much easier to stay on for longer
it's just um 100%
but I just been enjoying the past
the week of streaming really especially with the new god man
I fucks with it I planned uh uh to record
a vlog yesterday and a text in nature
I'm like yo I need the skateboard signed
I'm gonna come over and I'm a vlog a
little bit. Okay. Now, I'll preface this by saying the week before, the day I landed from
Madrid or from, no, the day I landed back from, from California after Madrid, I went straight to
his house because I was asked to appear in one of his pieces. And I said yes. When he said, when he said,
yo, I'm going fishing with you for one of the things. I said yes. Yesterday I said, I just, I just need you to
sign the skate deck on the vlog.
I'm going to be there for maybe three minutes.
Never called me.
Can you believe this guy?
And the only reason I'm putting him on blast right now is because he never not puts
everybody on blast.
Yeah, he didn't come over yesterday for football Sunday.
No?
No.
You invited him?
He could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could, he could,
do it, three minutes.
Open the fucking door.
Yeah, yeah.
I was about saying he could have.
You didn't come over either.
You're not off the hook either.
You said you were going to stop by.
You didn't.
We had worked.
Who bows or hacks?
Hector.
I was about to say
Mianbo's
had worked to
do a little bit
he didn't end up doing
dude
you know what's
crazy about this
I'm gonna tell you
the truth
I told Liv and Jude
that I was gonna take
him to
Chilangos tacos
but I could have
brought yaw some back
and made that
as part of the vlog
but no I was lazy
that would have hit
so hard
we were looking for food
oh my God
I snoosed
did
were you looking around
like seven
because that's when
I was
yep
it's all good
Miss opportunity
to
to do the vlog
only for the vlog
only for the vlog
to get B-roll during the vlog, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, Area 99, just to put a cap on it, that shit is godlike.
I think it's, it might be, I mean, I don't want to say it's the best map they've ever made for rebirth,
just because obviously, you know, you got the classic, just resurgence island or what, what is it called?
What's that map?
No, no, what's the old map called with the prison and.
No, that's my favorite.
Yeah, yeah, that one's just.
Is it really?
No, it's not Verdatsk.
It's not Caldera either.
It's, I think it's reber.
Is it reberth?
Rebirth Island.
Yeah, Rebirth Island.
Yeah, Matt, we'll sub with that B-roll.
That map is also insane.
But this map, the overall map, I like it a lot.
And I don't want to say it's the best ever,
but I do think that it's like, it's a quality, like, good map.
They did a good job with it.
I win this map, I don't know if it's too easy or not.
I like it.
Because I don't play war zone.
And like, for me to, like, try to win,
obviously I have to be four stacked.
It's a lot easier.
but me and Nick were just
Running through them
To be four
It's because y'all got easy lobbies
Yeah it could be
Or skill-based matchmaking
It could be that
Good
When I'm party leader
You just
Oh my God
This is so
Oh my fucking God is that
I like it being easy though
Like I don't want
I'm not trying to play a ranked war zone game
Like sure you run into the one or two
One to three decent teams
In the lobby sure
But it's like
When I land
I pick up a PP
I get
You know just nubes
running at you catching them off guard.
I don't even know if they have headsets.
It gives me a little bit of dope to start.
Like, I don't want to just land and I'm just in war.
Just fragging out.
I like playing against the noobs.
Me, Damon, Nick, and Formal were playing the other day.
That was a funny ass squad.
Yeah, you got on right as I got off.
I saw that.
I said, wow, Mark got on the second.
Damon just rages.
He's so funny.
Like, he's raging at me.
He's raging in, and, in,
open mic
like talking shit to kids
and his mic sounds like
such shit
it's so muffled and loud
it's so funny
he's just
like literally
Damon's getting into arguments
with like randoms
and just like proximity chat
dog shit pussy
fuck you bitch
no no
like just like go
like I've never
I didn't even know
he like had this side of them
they're just dick riding
bro
yeah
because I think we like
died to the last team
or like
they obviously
obviously knew us or at least fucking, you know, them.
Formal acts like he's like so chill while gaming, just not making any emotion.
When he's going off and dies, he'll go, no.
You go here and come out.
You're like, what the fuck?
They hate dying to like people who know them.
Like they'll start getting, but where are you?
Like, shut the fuck up.
We've been chilling all game.
Now because this dude's yapping in your prox chat ear, you're going to fucking yell at me
because I'm not just following you around the map
to fucking help you. Who said that?
Formal in Damon.
Just on my cock for like an hour straight.
Just like, dude, I'm not following you around the map
to try to beat these guys.
I don't give a shit.
I'm here to have fun.
I'm just a chill guy playing sure.
I'm just a chill, bro.
I'm just a content creator.
But it is fun, fucking.
It is fun.
The funniest shit ever.
That Drewskiy clip with me.
Kyle like chill bro.
Yeah,
chill,
bro,
just a chill,
dude.
I like it.
I don't know.
I,
I have been playing
a little bit of it,
but I,
until I play with
like Hatcher Diesel
or like a team
that knows what the fuck
is up,
I just don't think
that my,
my gameplay is going to
improve anytime soon.
Yeah,
you got to just hop in,
I feel like if you hopped in
with us and just,
I mean,
you don't even have to be
running with us.
Like,
people are so,
Nick.
Nick, I'm gonna tell you something,
okay?
I'm gonna take my sunglasses
off.
First of all, motherfucker, I can hold my own.
Okay, secondly, you're not going to carry shit, mother.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm just saying as far as you having fun.
Like, I think if you go and playing solos, maybe not,
but if you've, everyone just comes at me when it comes to this cod shit.
But I'm saying if you were squatted up with us,
like you're not even running with us, just like, you'll just run into nobs.
It's when you're playing quads and shit, like it's just more fun.
I think you'd enjoy yourself.
What have you only played like solos before?
That's it.
Yeah, that's...
I mean, sometimes that's fun.
You've been saying you like the solos.
Yeah, I do.
You know what it is?
I like the solos in this compared to other shit.
I play this very specific type of war zone
the way that I play a very specific type of Minecraft
and Lonely Island.
I don't have loadouts.
I just land in whatever's on the fucking ground
or whatever I pick up from somebody else is what I use.
I mostly play like that as well.
Then you're playing it all wrong.
Yeah?
Because sometimes you really need your perks
if you're playing like good people.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I don't have, I'm just...
You need the, well, actually on this map,
you don't need the Lodi because the ground lute's so good.
Like, if you just get a Pee off the ground,
like, those, they just shred.
But also, off the rip, you get so much money.
You can just buy your Lodi from the...
Yeah, it's like, let's play this week.
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm actually down to...
I'm playing tomorrow.
You on in the morning?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, we don't got content tomorrow morning.
Yo, let's run it tomorrow morning, because we got a...
I'm in.
Can I play?
Actually, yeah, yeah.
I'm so down.
I'm in.
I'm going to be on.
You got raise your hand.
Every morning, 10 a.
Yeah.
Dude, this would be a fun-ass squad to just throw with.
I'm not going to lie.
Just go look at the highlights from two days ago.
We'd catch dubs.
We'd probably win all day.
All right.
Then what I'm going to do all day today is I am going to.
This ain't going to happen, man.
No, I swear to go.
I'm going to be there.
What time?
9 a.m.?
8 a.m.?
I'm in.
Let's make it like 10.
I'm going to be on from 8 until 8.
until eight.
But I'm gonna play today.
You're making tomorrow you're a chill day?
Tomorrow I'm gonna be a chill guy.
Because I got a-
You're just gonna create content.
Content creator day.
No, but the thing is,
is like, okay, then what happens
to the vlog tomorrow
if I'm playing Call Duty all day?
You just get to have a fun day.
You put in clips,
funny moments from the stream
to fill in like a minute of the vlog.
That's true.
I'm still hanging out with the boys.
Exactly.
And you're a chill guy.
Content-Creater.
We're all chill guys,
But when I would vlog, I would put in like scrimms and shit for like a minute, minute and a half.
I just hope Matt.
Yeah, Nick, the other day I was binge watching your clips while I was in bed.
I'd be wondering where my clips are.
Did I not shoot them four times?
What?
Dude, all of my clips are so old.
I don't know where like my recent shit is.
Yeah, they're like old Halo shit where I'm just mind blown.
That's some of the shit that happens.
but like all my recent clips
like I don't know where they go
have y'all see this the Twitch adpocalypse
no what
so
oh my it's always something
yeah so no so there's a lot of like
the the politic streamers
that are just like a lot of people
that have gotten involved with the politics
and like talked about it openly on stream and shit
apparently all of their subrevenue
is getting cut by like 80 90%
that's good news
how do you feel about that
Good. That means that Hutch is going to stop doing what he's doing. He's going to come back to Old Middle Optic.
Because you have a little paper over there.
But I haven't really noticed. I haven't really noticed it in my dashboard. They definitely seem like a little bit lower than than they should be the ads. But like, I mean, some people are showing their dashboard and they have like 95%.
It's just for people that are involved in like controversial shit.
I don't know exactly who's getting flagged or who's getting striked. But like, I mean, people are just getting strikes. And I guess.
I don't really know
because it hasn't happened to me personally
so I don't really know like how to talk about it
because like I mean
So the people that are
People don't want to run ads on those channels
That that are something like that like advertisers
I don't know if it's like Twitch flagging certain channels
Or the advertisers we don't want our shit on their channel
Yeah I mean if if Pepsi or McDonald's or pick any brand out that says
I don't want to put any of my advertising dollars against
This type of creator they have
the right to do that, of course.
And like, that's a really, it's a really big deal now because like back in the day, like,
most people's revenue is mainly like sub donation, like driven, but nowadays, like, so
people's revenue is like, I mean, some people probably make more off of their ads than
they actually do like subs, donations, all the other like, you know, revenue, uh, things that
generators.
So it's like, it's kind of scary.
Like, I, I'm hoping I don't really get hit with it.
I haven't noticed anything yet.
But yeah, that shit, I mean, that shit sucks.
Crazy.
I wonder if it's for like multiple different reasons or if it's just like mainly political shit.
No, it's for everything.
I mean, adpocalypse has happened in our lifetime or since YouTube began what, like four times.
Obviously when I think it was Al-Qaeda or somebody else was fucking like those I, from what I remember, I could be wrong, do your own research.
But I remember that there was Coca-Cola ads running against.
or during fucking like al-Qaeda fucking like uprising and promotion of of these things so then
the apocalypse happened then for that specific reason and they backed it out you got to
understand also right like this whole thing is only 10 years old and I get sick of fucking
reminding everybody of this but there was a time in which machinima ads and they remind me about
MLG but machinema ads had like lipstick and L'Oreal and like all these like these these
these advertisements that were traditionally only catered to reach an audience of women between the ages of X and X, but they were running against fucking Machinima Respond and a fucking top five kill camps of the week and, you know, shit that women weren't watching.
Yeah.
That not, I mean, not generalizing, but in theory.
So they were like, wait, wait, this has to be figured out.
In the MLG day, since you guys remember, you would run three minute or a 90 second pod of ads, so 33, 30 second ads.
and they would be back-to-back pizza huts, remember those?
Shit, I was, those MLG days, I was just filling hours.
We actually talked about this like a week ago.
I was playing like Dragon Age.
I was doing anything I could to fill those hours.
Yeah.
Because I was competing at the same time.
So I had like a crazy amount of hours and I was competing.
I was like, I'm just playing whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
No, my, it's, it's all, it's, everyone's learning.
I mean, yeah, it's, it's definitely a little scary, though.
Yeah, the shit is still new.
I mean, in the broad scheme of things, Twitch has been what?
Twitch has been Twitch for how long?
10 years?
Oh, 14, man?
Justin TV.
Justin TV.
It's 2006?
I never streamed on Justin TV, I don't think.
I did.
I think I started like right after that.
I think I started initially streaming on YouTube and then when Twitch was a thing,
I think I started streaming on Twitch.
Back in the MW3 days.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My internet was always too shit can stream.
But yeah, I don't really know who's,
getting targeted by it specifically
but yeah I don't know
I mean there is something to be said that
there's a lot of contentious
conversations that happen around politics
who's this I saw I saw this video
but like go go up and click on
just full screen the stock guys
video real quick look at his those
look at his ad drop off like that's fucking
insane shit I mean that's like
that's like literally that's like 90%
yeah I mean
fuck go from making two
$200 a day to like maybe $10.
Yeah.
That's fucking.
Yeah.
And then Lacey was ranting about it.
Lacey said that he was about to go work as a mailman for 2K a day.
And everyone was like,
Mailman don't make 2K a day.
He said, bro.
I think he said that shit on purpose.
He does.
It's so smart.
It's so smart.
Because you know everyone's going to say,
dude, this guy's so delusional.
A mailman's not making 2K day.
And like he knows.
like the rest people are going to respond it's more comments it's going to push the
fucking tweet push the algorithm like they've mastered the shit man
they've mastered it the clip farm yeah the clip farm man it's so good it's so good i don't know
i think uh i think that all of this will eventually like even out and level out and i don't
think that people are going to like it that's why when the something that you say too is like
when the going is good you got to get going because you got to get after that shit you got to get
after it because you never know when it's when it's done you know well i'm trying to put it just
never know you literally never know i mean think about how much money was being made on
youtube back in the day in comparison to what it is now like unless you're in in like in finance or
golf golfers they are murdering the golfers oh yeah off youtube yeah just videos
murdering um why did golf get so popular one three words three words as to why golf became so
popular on YouTube.
Three words.
Good, good golf.
Okay.
Bubby and the boys,
GM and the boys,
Garrett.
That's what made it like,
all of the boys.
Because so many,
it's become like a,
I mean,
maybe it's just because I've gotten older,
but like a lot of my friends
started playing golf now.
Is that maybe it's just like
you get older
and you kind of slide into that kind of shit.
But like when I was growing up,
no one,
no fucking golf.
It's popular.
But,
Yeah, it's popular now.
Yeah, well, because they, yeah, look, man,
would you have Matt Sharp hitting fucking four hole in ones?
People go their entire lives without catching a 10-pound bass.
See how I just merged two things into one?
Look at that.
That was crazy.
Thank you, man.
Too fast for some, you know what I'm saying?
So we have a lot of things coming up, right?
I got to take you fishing for one of your sub-a-thon goals.
Who's coming with us?
Because I think-
Why are you going?
You mean Maddie?
You mean-M-M-M-M-M-M-A-M-M-M-A?
Where?
To the manmade lake.
They're all man-made.
A little 5 a.m.
Fishing Sesh.
If you want to come, you may.
Pommage is probably down.
He's always down for anything.
Okay, there's only four people on my boat at all times, including me, the captain.
The captain.
You say only four?
Yeah, I'm going.
We can fit up to.
To me, you, Matt Craig and Boe.
And Boe.
And then you want to come, you want to come when I take.
It entirely depends when you go.
In the morning.
No, but like, are you going like winter?
Are you going like spring?
No, no, we got to go before.
I got to go take my boat out of my garage and put it into the storage.
You're trying to go like soon.
I'm taking him next week either Monday,
Tuesday.
That's a cold morning.
Yeah,
but you like,
you like,
you like,
when we went and it was all foggy and we caught them.
Oh,
yeah,
it was a total vibe.
Such a vibe.
That's what makes the,
the vibe right.
Yeah.
Like when we go,
I want to go camping again too.
Okay.
But it's so much better if you're like cold and a little miserable.
Take a little shroom,
a little drink.
Yeah.
I'm talking.
Having a good little night.
I haven't.
That's such a lot.
Like it needs to be a 5 a.m. cold, foggy,
yes.
Stinky lake.
Offing.
Oh, the lakes.
The lake's got a little twang to it.
Like,
shit.
Oh, yeah.
You smell that little twangling.
Wait, but question,
are you going to live stream that?
I mean, that's the plan.
That was the...
Okay, but if you can't live stream
because of the woods,
you can't leave.
That's going to piss me off.
I'm not going to leave.
I'll stay there and, like,
you vlog it for you.
Yeah.
I hear guys.
I'll tweet out your
vlog and thank you man
we're a team
you know we are our teammates
uh
yeah the plan to live stream it
but I don't know if it's gonna
cool because Matt
that shit was hardly working in Target
see because this is what we should do
Nick to be to be honest
we should let Matt
do his thing first and to see how they do it
and then you could just replicate it for yours
Nate?
Yeah
who's he gonna go with
is he going with you?
Yeah he had me on there too
and how is he going to live
he's live streamed
That's what I'm saying.
Let him do it first and then...
Stowe my whole fucking flow.
I can't have shit around you.
Yeah, but true, if his shit like fucks up or however he...
Are you going to go with like Matt Craig, IRL backpack, all that?
Me?
I'm only there to fish and to be an actor in the thing.
Trying to catch some bass.
I guess I'll entertain the stream, of course, with my charisma and my knowledge of fishing.
Joe finally decided it's going to work to.
today.
Joe's joy's a word.
Good to see you, Joe.
Just threw off the whole pot.
I don't know.
So the thing is, okay, I need to know because I need to plan it because I need to put my, I
need to go winterize my boat and then store my boat.
I would like to go next week.
We can try it out.
Okay.
But we've also tried this before.
Wait, have you ever been?
I mean, I would, I would just say no because last time I went, I was maybe like nine.
So it's like technically.
Damn.
Technically, you could say I've never been fishing.
You're about to love it.
Neither has Matt.
Well, technically, I guess you can't say that.
You're about to love that shit.
Oh.
You gotta get drunk to enjoy it though?
No, not at all.
It's just, we sat out there for like eight hours,
not a single drink.
Do I feel like empathetic?
Nah, you catch them and release him.
Damn, 2007.
Just a hook through their lips.
You don't feel bad for the fish?
Rippin lips.
It's when I jumped out of that portal.
You don't feel bad?
You just showed me him catching fish.
Oh, really?
I was talking to Seth.
You don't feel bad for the fish?
Well, you're not killing them.
You're throwing them back.
Catch and release.
I mean, you could do that to a huge.
human too.
Yeah, you do.
Have you ever seen the movie?
Stab him with a knife and then just...
No, no, it's not the same thing.
What I compare it to is that scene in fight, the scene in fight club where both, or we find out
that's one, when Ed Norton, that's his name, right, Ed Norton?
I don't know.
It's an Ed Norton or I'm thinking of a virus.
Yeah, Norton, Norton.
So the two actors, Brad Pitt and Ed Norton, go to the convenience store.
they bring out the kid and they were about to shoot them
and they were like what what were you going to be
if you didn't die today and I ask them all this shit
and they're like all right we're going to let you live
but I'm going to keep your thing and then he says
next day it's like it's going to be the best breakfast
he's ever had it's going to be the best day that he's ever
had he's going to have like the best yes man they always
die once you let him back if an alien
came and grabbed you and probed you and you were aware
of all this and then you got sent
back wouldn't you be more appreciative of the things
around you absolutely that's what we're
do to the fish.
Absolutely.
And with that, ladies and gentlemen.
That is the most insane way of coping I've ever heard, but you might not be wrong.
It's better than saying fish don't have feelings in their lips.
How the fuck do you guys know?
Yeah, I have no idea.
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