OpTic Podcast - What REALLY Happened at Nadeshot’s Bachelor Party 😂 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 128

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

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I don't know. But since it's got bigger muscles in you. Don't matter. That shit don't matter. Don't matter. I don't know. I don't know. We can cut this because you know he is going to challenge you to a fight.

You know what you're going to be like, you know what you want to do? Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number one. to episode number 128. What's that? That little vapy? Vap, man. You know that Twitch don't allow that. Luckily, this is on YouTube and not being live streamed,

but maybe in the future we will live stream these podcasts. And then they'll go live on, uh, on, we got my head to restart. YouTube. Why? We had Celsius vape salad, everything. That's all right. It's not a photo shoot.

It happens. Anyway, this podcast is brought to you by Corderoys, BetterHelp, and Dave. All really good ones. Useful, useful. Apps. There's a couple of topics on here, but I just want to check in on everybody. How's...

I want to check in on y'all. No, I want to... Don't worry about us. Worry about Seth. No, but... I bet he is down that. No, he's not... He was so happy the entire time.

He was the life of the party, as usual. It's a really, really good time. What about you? I've seen your shirtless running around and shit. I'm doing all right. I feel like while we just got to... Can I say before you go, your hair like this is a good look. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Matt, thoughts? It's funny you say that because I'm in like a predicament. I'm like, man, like some days I'll look at my haircut and I'll be like, I look pretty good. Then other days I'm like, what the fuck? I need a haircut. I'm disgusting.

I'm gross. But besides a hair, pretty good. We got a puppy. It's actually not pretty good, actually. It's like a Husky mix Oh It's a husky mix We don't know what it's

It got found in a trash shoot Oh wait wait wait what do you mean what do you mean Do you hear this? They got found in a trash shoot Really? Like this dog It's crazy that that exists That dog

Yeah It's fucked My dog Like who would do that to that dog I don't know Like a fucking loser Bro like A good for nothing

Fucking no one I mean I'm not trying to be an asshole But it's not Like, if you want to get rid of the dog, there's plenty other ways you could do a trash shoot. I mean, after the past week, I was like, it kind of makes sense. I bet you if you went to your neighbor and said, I'm just kidding. Hey, doesn't mean, no.

I'm thinking of throwing this thing down the shoot because I don't know what else to fucking do. That neighbor would be like, I'll take him and then I'll go figure it up for you. You piece of shit, huming. You're not even a human. Lower than low. You ever had this dog before. Like, you just try to not even give it a chance. You could have, it had a better chance of you just letting you go out the front of.

A trash shoot? A trash shoot? Yeah. And I think it could be like any person. And I think it was what apartment building? Did you think it was? My girl's friend found it. And then she took it in for like three weeks.

Then we went over and visited it because we just had to. And then we were like playing with it. It's super friendly, of course. And like it looked good. Everything's honestly kind of like, well, it's not. a perfect dog. But it was friendly and I was like, well, I just don't know how it's going to get along with Milo, her other dog.

And I was like, this could be stressful, but I don't know. We'll take it. Dogs are cool with other dogs. Dogs want more. They want to pack. They are pack animals. That's what you think. No, that's what I know.

Until you know Milo. And it's like a, we think Milo's a cat. She, what is he? He's like a toy. He's like a toy, Ozzy, or he's like an Ozzie, but we think he might be mixed with like Chihuahua. He doesn't. So he's a freak.

He doesn't fuck with anyone? No. I would offer the Jewd services, but we have enough dogs. I think we're kind of figuring it out. But, yeah, I was like, I was like, all right, we'll take it home for a night, see how it goes. Bro, no lie. Everything went wrong. When you go to hexas, you hear, er.

So many little big bark, medium bark, little bark, little bark. Little bark, medium bark. You're like, damn. A turtle, a turtle, a turtle, a turtle. We only got no birds. You have a turtle? Yeah. Ask me its name.

What is it? Turtle. I'm a big fan of those weird names. Only because you didn't want to let me name it, energy missile. Energy missile. Energy missile. Yeah, go ahead. What are we going to say?

All right, so we take the dog back to our place. We're like testing it. Everything goes wrong. They don't get along at all. Like Milo's high screech yelping, just growling nonstop. And the other one's obviously. puppy so it just keeps going up to Milo. Yeah. I think it's like a game.

Snips at him. Milo like yelps at him. Yeah. Grows at him. But it's just nonstop. Shit, shits on the carpet. Shit's on the floor. Piss on the carpet. Pissed on the floor. Everything went wrong. So it failed the test. So I guess we got to return it. No. No. There's no option now.

I was like, I thought this was, well, I wasn't saying this, but. Temporary? In my head, I tried to convince myself that it was a test or we were going to like see how it went and everything that possibly could have went wrong is going wrong. And we still haven't. Can I tell you what would have happened? If we took it back?

No, let's say Milo, what the fuck his name is, and baby. Baby would have came, bothered it. He should have, hey, it wouldn't have killed it. It wouldn't have heard it. It would have just, they would have figured it out on their own. They are packed. Yeah, yeah, I know. Listen, dogs, you got to be the leader or the dog.

I try to be. I try to get in like dog mind. Look at the dog. those baby birds. Yeah, you gotta be the back leader. You gotta be the dad of that bird. So I don't know what we could have or what we should be doing, but they're slowly coming along,

but like the sleep, the puppy is up like eight different times in the night. Are you crating? Are you crating? We were crating and then we started putting it in the bathroom beside us because it crying his crate. Then put it in the bathroom beside us. And it was doing a little better,

but then it'd wake up at 1 a.m., Then it'd wake up at 4 a.m. Then it'd wake up at 6 a.m. And you have to take it out. No. Or you just like shit. It's at least, you know where it's shitting. I don't have the answers and it's fucking annoying.

Yeah. Well, at least it's preparing you for when you have a baby. Because those you really... I feel like a baby would be easier. No. It's a human baby. But like the babies, it's just like, oh, shit ass. I got to wipe it, clean it.

It's crying. That's about the only things. And feed it. Puppy, it's wow. A fucking dino dong on my fucking carpet. Just like melted into. to it, staining it. Like, a baby's not going to do that.

This is every single day. You have to create that. Even last night, like, I didn't wake up to like, this morning I didn't wake up to like 10.30 or something. The latest I've woken up in so long because like the sleep is just fucking horrendous. Just like gives me anxiety. I wake up to like a panicky yelp and shit and then I can't go to sleep for an hour. That's been the past week.

Imagine if I would have thrown. So I'm doing all right. Imagine if I would have thrown you down the shoot when you shit and piss the carpet. I would have learned my lessons. No, I think, I think, look, creating it is good. I think a good idea would also be to just send it to boarding school. If you intend to keep this dog, like, you got to do,

because it's better for that mental. Yeah, you got to do it now. Yeah, you got to do it now because it's better for the mental also, right? Because they can't, like being in a crate is not, a dog cannot cry, bitch and moan forever. It gets tired and goes to sleep. It eventually is like, oh, shit, this is life. Yeah.

I get food. But Seth told me that and I was like, yeah, but we don't have a mansion. The dog's directly downstairs. Yeah. Just fucking echoing throughout the room up into our ears. Like we don't have eight bedrooms down downstairs to the right in the garage around the corner where you slightly hear him. Yeah. So I don't know.

I agree. It was just like, I don't know. We should probably like really figure it out because it is, you see it in our other dog, Milo, that he, wasn't raised correctly. And he's just a freak. And like his anxiety's high. He's always losing his mind.

And it's just like, yeah, for the For the sake of the puppy's mental. I mean, probably like six plus times a day. Now, I will say for you, the fucking dog trainer for you, the dog expert who's about to type something in the fucking comment section,

I don't listen to heck. Don't listen to me. I am just telling you what worked for us. Okay. But like crating on that? I will say though, there are no bad dogs. They're just bad owners. Okay.

I can respect that. Matt, how good are your dogs? Because he's a good, great owner. What about you, Shotsie? No, they're good. See, why? Because you're a good owner. Henry was raised a slight big ghetto.

No, Henry? Henry's the most common to all of them. Henry's not. He's your only dog where I went to your house, he was just like, from at least like seven feet away, just growling, bro. Because you're wearing a hat. He doesn't like hats. No, that's not this.

Yeah, it is. I was like, he was like, eh, I was like. You were staring at him? Yeah, you know, but he was just like trying to out. You bite me no more house for you, Henry. Nah, he wouldn't bite you unless I said that, unless I said the Spanish word. Really? Yeah.

That's the secret. Yeah, let me tell everybody. He'll just be walking down a block biting people. No, listen, no, he won't. Like, he lit, bro, he's too big and too, yeah, he's too big. He doesn't. fears nothing except for pops. I get in and he's like,

yep. That's how I'm trying to be. It kind of makes you feel good. Like that I am, no, because I'm, because I treat them well. Fetterment,

the only thing I, I am not allowed to do is feed him like one, one burger, like just a full cheeseburger, just stuffing in his fucking mouth. Do you give them? He'd be so happy.

Imagine bread, cheese, burger, ketchup, mustard, pickles even? He'd be so happy. Does he ever get like, I mean,

I know, You'll spoil them with like the best of dog food. Yeah. But it's a area human. Yeah. I'm like, I'm a yo, Jude, because she puts the food in the freezer. It's this farmer's dog. Use code eavesrap or I'm kidding.

Yeah, we use that. Yeah, farmer's dog is what you, what, it's human great food. I'm like, Jude, take that shit to the freezer in the garage. Why is they here with the rest of the human food? So, well, it's human great food. You can eat it? And I was like, I'm not eating this. What the, what the, what?

What are how? Could do that for a video. You, I mean, I don't know if it's recommend. Would you do it? I don't know. Just a little side section of your ball. Henry ate in the same food. It's like, it's beef, carrots, broccoli, like, human-grade food.

I mean, I believe it, but I don't at the same time because, like, why don't you just go get? Yeah. Why don't you just make your own? Yeah, exactly. Your own dog food. Every recipe from the farmer's dog is made from fresh whole human-grade food. Food that meets FTA.

And USDA standards of edible. It's probably just not like. It's all so human to eat. Let's just don't get that shit. Yeah. All coded shit. You know what I'm saying? See how many little code words they threw in there and shit.

Like it passed the test, but it's up to you. Yeah. Matt, is there any way you could find me a water? Here, buddy right here. No, that's my. Damn. Thank you, Matt. Appreciate you.

Much love, respect. I got one, I think. No, no, I won't want to, Matt. If you don't mind. I mean, I just don't know why they're not red. already can you believe this shit christ how you been uh what about you

let's move on to shotsy and then we'll get to look at my time right look at my tan real look you see the shit yeah for me running than shit yeah peep that so have you always been like an exercise forward person no hell no never that's the main reason why so I showed back then I did soccer soccer and gaming but I love gaming way more obviously

because you're just sitting in your fucking chair and game so soccer I hated it because well no I like playing the games and shit in practice but the only thing i hated was running i was like the biggest thing that made me quit so for whatever reason you know last uh last year i was like well at first i wanted to lose weight and then next year i shot i ran a mile but like bro that mile was like the first time i'm ran that show like holy fuck like i never want to do the shit again yeah but then for whatever reason like i just want to challenge myself every day and then ever since that i've been doing like miles every day so what are you up to uh four miles every single day four miles

Damn. Every day. Like a straight run? No, I do like, so it's called Zone 2 training, so you want to keep your heart weight. For me, it's 140 through 154. Yeah.

So I try to keep in those zones, and then I just run, you know, four miles. Okay, I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro. Running is. Well, bro, it's like, dude, it's really the worst shit.

It's the worst, but like kind of the best. Yeah, for whatever reason, because like, you guys might be looking at me and calling me crazy and shit, but like, no, no, no, no, in terms of like, like that I run every single day but like for whatever reason like

it's so hard but like afterwards it just makes you feel so good how long have you been doing this because like if I ran four miles I have to space my shit out I can run four miles like not easily my breath what's weird is like my conditioning feels good

like I can breathe but my legs like to recover and stuff like how long have you been running to to feel like you can do it and I got chicken legs how long have you been running to, like, there's no way you started out every day, right?

Well, you're shots, I don't know. Maybe you did. Nah, so I started in the office, like, last off season, so Vanguard off season. I started off doing it literally every single day, and then I got, like, a fucking knee injury and, like, shin splits. Oh, damn. And then I was like, damn, like, I need a fucking recover. So then I recover for, like, literally two weeks.

And then from there, I did, like, way more lightly because, like, I thought at first, whenever you started off running, you had to go, like, you're 100% because you wanted on a good pace and all that stuff. But then you start to do research, and you understand. that like it's all about just slower is better yeah the slower is better because like uh i don't even know how to explain this but you basically throughout the throughout the week you want to do 80% hard or no 80% easy and then the 20% hard so the 20% could be like sprints or like you know going fast one mile and then going slow the other mile stuff like that so uh but yeah the 80% i kind of

just like just do zone two trading that's what i'm talking about with my heart rate like i make I'm in 140 to 154 and I'm just doing the miles and I'm not really worried about my pace. I'm more on my like I'm more on my feet like time on my feet. That's more what I'm worried about right now. I used to like race sort of against the clock. Like I wanted to like have a decent pace to show like hitch or something. But now it's just like I don't give a fog. I just want to go slow.

Not injure myself like almost like sort of focus on my form a little bit but just like relax and joy it. Did you start running because. I don't know, like, why did you start running? Like, because I'm sure for a while you weren't doing shit. Yeah, not, to lose weight, but then it got to a point where, like, I actually started to enjoy it just because the, like, improvements I was seeing throughout the runs and then, like, just the way it made me feel like that. Is there, like, an app that you use for that? Yeah, yeah, Strava.

We follow each other. I don't post all my stuff because, like, I'm just too lazy to, but if you. You don't want to be a show off? I post all my stuff. Strava is actually. This will be seen. Because you're able to see, like, the location and shit like that, but I hide all that because, like. Yeah, I can't figure out how that.

hide on that. You're like, yo, that fucking shots on the trail. Yeah, yeah, you don't want that. They can't catch you.

Nah, but you'll see people in like the fucking bushes and shit. I can't trust no one. Where you run is, or actually, I don't know,

I know that sort of, well, yeah, don't say it, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I was, I was, no, no, no, no, dude, I was in the stream and then he was like, yo,

Shatsu, where you run at? and then I was just fucking around saying like, I run deep Ellen as in like I run that city. I was fucking around. But he's like, oh.

I thought you meant you like, you run around there. I'm like, this is a little like sketchy area. He's just jogging around deep yellow. He runs. Stepping on glass and shit. Gosh, I see in deep elbow. No. I just put them up and saving money on apartments and shit.

But I do run in the at the Dallas track like the north central park or something like that. I do run there for my fashion. I'm not sure if I know where that is. You never, you never had a. running coach or anything like that no well someone helped me start off uh he he works with g1 it's uh dr danny i'm not sure yeah he helped me with all my my like there's like an app that he gives me and he's like yo this time do like six miles and then like you know one mile just go really hard and yeah i'll do like a recovery stuff like that yeah yeah i uh i i started doing

intermittent fast that you know i'm not going to talk about my my journey i'm just going to show you guys yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm seriously that's kind of how I'm good I've been I've talked I like mentioned did like how much I'm like working out and like died and I'm like dude this has been like eight years yeah yeah same well I'm 43 I need to just shut the fuck up and just like do it or just stop talking about it yeah aside from that what's uh what's what's been up how's uh I was grinding bro literally put in like work every single day after practice because We've been screaming for like three sets a day, which is like... How's Dan feeling?

Is he... Apparently it takes fucking 19 medications, 19 pills or some shit. 16 probiotics and then like the other three is like his medicine or some shit. But now he's actually, he's becoming an intern. Like that medicine got him fucking crazy. Yeah? He's like hella energized that shit. He says he takes no caffeine.

No caffeine. Yeah, he's like hella energized. Like, yo, if like you catch him not talking for like... 30 seconds like there's something wrong yeah yeah he's got to be puky you be blabber but yeah we're grinding when do you guys when you guys fly out tomorrow this moment and then what are you not coming no i'm going i got to fly out tomorrow i got the owner's meeting on wednesday oh yeah is there anything you want me to ask you want to come with no you got questions wait that didn't happen already no the youtube the show no why why you read the news somewhere when i remember we did the

podcast and you're like no that shit ain't happening like we didn't do the meeting we haven't done the meeting it's it's tomorrow that day after tomorrow how long is it From fucking eight to six 30. Damn. Huh? They're paying you for that, right? No. I'll be charred.

I'm pain. I'm paying for that. Time and cash. You know what I'm saying? I'm so hungry when you leave. I'm bringing my iPad so that I can watch manifest. No, I'm interested in it. Like, I obviously want.

What's going to be the topic? I know you can't. I guess maybe say something. Yeah. where's that Rosades? Where's? Out here? Yeah.

I'm going to get wing. Are you? We're all fire, right? Rosades is really good. I don't know if they'll deliver all the way downtown. I'm driving. Go ahead. Okay.

It's a McKinney. I can do. Oh. Wow. Okay. Now that's not Frisco. No, that's not Friscoe. McKinnell, it's closer to you.

It's closer. It's still. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm going in there trying to do what's best as usual, trying to give my best opinion on something. Something the best. benefits all is it mostly this is the talk because I'm like on the outside looking in

them switching to you know you could just ask me off camera like yesterday or the day before anytime and I would have told you you're fucking partying and shit what I go out he was not like it is that I was taking naps of shit yeah we'll get to it we'll get to it we'll save it's like it's the it's the main thing cod going to YouTube permanently it's not it's not it's It's an overall meeting of the whole league. Just the entire league. But is that the biggest concern? I don't, I mean, for me, no, for me, there's other concerns that are more crucial than that.

But that's a very important topic, right? Because we're going to know who's playing the short term and who's here for a long time, not a short time. You know, I. You know, I. Yeah, so I'm looking forward to it. I haven't seen a couple of those owners in a long time. I want to see them. It's been a while.

I like to, you know, I like to meet with these people, you know. I had to hang out with these people. Go handle your biz. The business? Yeah. So. You wait, do they wear like suits and tie and shit? See, that's what I don't know.

So I'm going to, as usually, I usually like to dress and impress when I'm meeting people of business. Because they see this on a daily basis and they're like, but once I show up. Hey, yo. What is this hand inside? What? The suit? Can you please remind me? What?

I have monograms on all of my Can you please remind you? On the inside and one of them says Can you please remind me? That's funny. Do you know what that's from? Uh-uh.

Tell us. It's a movie. No, I think the song. Yeah. What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me? Can you please remind me? Motherfucking certify me. You got Drake quotes?

That's Drake, right? Wait. This guy. That's what we should never listen to? J-Z. Five. Anything. It's,

I mean, they're both like, you know, the top of the top, sometimes you get them confused. No. Not that one. Not that one. No.

It's Kanye. I don't listen to that garbage rap anyway. I'm on some house. Kanye J-Z. It's J-N-Y. No. I don't listen to that rap crap. No.

It's what my mom would call it. Rap-Rap. Turn that rap crap off. Shut up. Shut up. Because I'm listening to Slim Shady LP. Yeah. Yeah.

You're like You turn it up when it says Fuck you mom My grandfather would say Turn that nonsense Oh Nonsense Bro my dad used to get so mad at me

When I used to wear baggy Jencos Oh yeah Jencos is that it's old school Old school pants Just baggy pants Like sagging And I was like

I was like you know for a long time I was like yeah I would hide it from them that I would wear But I would take his Levi's and, like, put them together with something. And, you know, I'd, yeah, there you go. Not like that. Wait, you know, go up, go up. Go up.

You know that one, Matt. On the left. No, up. Top left. No. Right, right, right. Like, one more, that one, Josh. That's how I used to dress.

Had them yams. Wait, were these what you would wear? No, I don't know. I did, like, those are pipe. This really was a fucking style. Those are pipe jeans. I never got, it was never, that was never, that was never me. Well, who's walking that shit?

I never, a lot of people. Old school skaters and like middle school, skaters and shit when we're still like that. See that that's like that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's all piped up like, flared out. And it wasn't that that big. I was just, you know, whatever. Anyway, so he would, he would get mad at me and be like, yo, don't dress like, don't dress like a gang banger. He's like you're not a game. You don't press, no, don't trust like no gang shit.

And I was like that. I am a gang. Did you ever want to be a gang man? No. I could have, but no, I was cool with everyone. I was what they used to be throwing awares and shit when he was younger. He'd be like, where are you from? Listen, listen, people that go out of the way to tell you what they are more often than are not.

You can't talk about it? I don't like to. Anyway, but yeah, he'd be like that. I'd be like, man, pops, I've seen a picture of you wearing bell bottoms, yo, with long hair. You ain't got to tell me nothing about fashion when you were in. He's like, good point. Never again. Yeah, you fucking did your thing.

Then you put the Jankos on and walked out. Yeah, he put my Jikos, my Z. Cavaricci son. All right, so let's talk a little bit about how wild we got. We was going wild. Tell him, tell him. Tell him how you experienced.

What was it like? What was I doing? Tell them what I was doing. No, tell him. Because I don't even know what I was doing. He has an opinion on it. I mean, we'd show up. We'd be chilling, right?

Three hours ago by, Hex would be gone. He'd be like, what fuck? Two hours to come by, hex will come out of the back room and look like he just woke up. He's napping the whole time. He was pretending he was pouring

Baccardy Cokes and shit. It was just a normal Coke. Like he would have a Coke just in a cup with a little straw out just like sipping it, but he's just sipping it. It's like, you drink this. I'm like, smoke this? Yeah, no, yeah.

There's just smoke this. Wait, where did y'all go? It was Arizona? Arizona, yeah. It's a glitch. So you touched down when? I touched down in 86. I knew it was a man by the age of,

I used to, no, I'm kidding. I got the guy, babysit. Dude, we did the eagle there, right? So we went, I got, we got our stuff. I rolled the bunch of what? You touched down, you hit the dispensary. Yep. Before you even get to the place.

And then we got to the mansion. Everybody was golfing. Nobody was there. So it was me, Seth, Hax, and Jack. And Jack. Seth Rodewell courage. That's a crew right there. Seth Rode won up?

No. No. No. But every time somebody's like, you ain't drinking. You ain't smoking? And it would be like, I was, I mean, I had some drinks. Scumple was fucking tore up from the floor up. He was drinking.

I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. I wasn't drinking throughout the entire day. But when I got to the golf court, listen, everybody went to bed early. Fizz was in bed playing fucking switch by 9 a.m. Or 9 p.m. the night before. Like first night there. First night there. 9 p.m.

No, only to play switch so he can be in bed by 10 because, well, we got to get up before 30. Yeah. I was getting up at 4.30. So I was like, all right, cool. I got up at 4.30 because I was supposed to drive him around the whole time. I was going to hang out. I was going to be chilling, watching him and talk shit to everybody, make everybody mad at him.

It's my favorite thing to watch. But he left. So I was like, fuck it. So it was me, this dude named Connor, muddog, and Spin a Spence. Spence had the best time ever. It was just rolling around. Myfogas drinking double vodka lemonade than single vodka lemonade. The JVakas.

fire if you splash you with club soda you taste no alcohol not one you don't make no tv tv that's what's wrong with this day with this day in a generation you don't taste one hint

I'm like ooh no Mexicans Mexicans want to feel that tequila you know what I'm saying they want to hear they want to nice I hate that

I think what is that why is that a you feel like your glands are so are so stimulated that they can't release saliva. Like we need sour food or oh yeah yeah yeah that's what happens when you drink teculin it's got lime salt you wait so you've never had a drink like you know how to be here bro no we're gonna make a challenge video so it's literally no point i swear to drinks this it sounds fun

you do it bro they're at one point of the bachelor party I was sitting on the couch the whole time like just control my breathing because I felt like I wanted to throw it's just no point I felt like that yesterday. It was the first time I've gotten sort of tipsy since like St. Patrick's Day and I was like by the pool just chilling. I was like I took like three shots real quick. I had like

three beers. I was like damn. All in like 30 minutes I was like this was not good. I was like and I was streaming. I was I was IRL streaming it as well. I was just like yeah I'm gonna get off here. I'm gonna go like chill and stuff in my head I was like I don't feel good. Seth kept me up till six in the morning.

Six in the morning. Six the bro they had his Seth loves that. What were they doing? Every time I fall asleep, I'd hear Seth like, you know, right, boys? I'm like, who I? What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

Bro, I, Seth had the time of his life. Did you do have that. Bro, I was on vacation. Literally, I'm like, I see nothing's going around. So I got up early in the morning to go golf. I came back. It was hot as fuck. Hot.

Yo, I'm going to get a fucking seizure, dude. Don't do that. Somebody was banging lights in the back. Anyway, so I. I got up at 8th, uh, 4.30, went golfing until like 1 p.m. came back. That night, I stayed up until 11.30. Damn. Okay.

That's a lot for you. I went off on main stage. I call Jude, bro. I'm like, I call you know, I face time Jude. And I'm like, you know, just check in, say good night. And I was like, I was just like, you know what? I'm so tired. I'm like, I'm just going to do that.

So I opened my white noise machine, turn that shit on. Phones plugged. Always make sure your phones plugged in. And I was gone. 6 a.m. Bink, ready to go. Got up. But then was everyone else

staying up all night? No. Really? Only a few. Only a few. Me, Seth. It was not a bachelor party. It's not what you think.

Because you see everyone by the pool and you just think like. It's not. No, it's not. The only women that came to that place was a chef and the two masseuses. And it was like right next to the... I know the code for that.

No, no. It was a... And Dadshot was there and his Uncle Greg. I know, I know. I'm not to tell a story about Uncle Greg. Uncle Greg crazy. I don't know. Yeah, he was crazy.

Yeah, he was a good time. He was a good time. Anyway, so yeah, aside from that, it was not, not, it wasn't the bachelor party. So not that much degeneracy. The hags are fucking hilarious. Yeah, the head, bro, fucking Kevin. Natch brother. Yeah, hilarious.

Yeah. They're hilarious. Yeah. Yeah But yeah I made the decision then That I was like If we're not

Listen when it's time You get married It's time for you guys To get married When it's time for you to get married I don't fucking invite me I'm just And it's not that I don't love you

I will do I'll pay for the thing It's not that I don't love you guys Yeah how much do you spend on the I got to be in your business How much you spend on that food do you order What the first night Lazadis yeah

Yeah like 1200 Wow On pizzas and wings But tell me those swings weren't. Not they were worth it, but $1,200. No, it's DoorDash.

So the service charge and shit. He had like, and then the next morning, fucking Fist, talking shit as usual. Tell us the cart, the car girl on the golf course. He said,

let that dude right there with the hat pay for that. And I was like, he's like, he hasn't paid for shit. And I was like, I did forget my wallet that to go golfing. But I was like,

I was like, don't fucking listen. I paid, I paid for pizza last night. And I see how much. Yeah, I mean, it's wait.

No, because I, you know me. It went to you. You went overboard with it? No, I kind of got. Dude, it got, yeah. Bro, those 14 men there.

Yeah. Okay? I know how I eat when I'm smoking and drinking and it's hot as fuck outside and bored. Put it this way. I saw Nate Clear one pizza by himself. Nate shot one cheese pizza by himself. Cheese demon. Cheese?

Cheese. Cheese. He would be a cheese guy. I watched them. Like, I was in the glass watching, like, looking into the kitchen. I was like looking into the kitchen. bro he picked up a slice and like there was like six others connected and he just put it on his shit like damn uh but yeah i i was like on the on this on the last day or the second to last day

one of the days i was just like i was waiting for my turn to go on the on the bat on the cornhole tournament oh yeah listen you're heck's getting slammed dude why the fuck would you lie yeah he's he takes cornhole serious like yeah like if there was it one right here if there was a corn whole thing right here he tried to play some before he goes in i want to try to play someone but i'll take that shit really serious and it's fun though i actually had a good time playing the first night i lost to uh to nate shot and somebody else because my teammate was symphony now symphony turns up towards the end if he turned up at the same time that i did we would be skunking everyone but you went cold at the Yeah, no, I did not.

But I told Kevin, I'm like, I'm like, yo, I cannot remember the last time I lost to a bet. Me and my boy, Opie from back home, we don't fucking lose to nobody. I'm skilled enough in that game to where like, if it's not going in, it's going to pretty much be on the board. But tell him what I did. When I said, it's, it's, tell them what I did. What? What I'm like, I'm like, both. I was butter.

Yeah, and what happened. I didn't even look at it. I'm like, it's over there. I'm like, I'm like, boss, I don't even have to look at it. And I went like that fucking made it in. You all got worked in the tourney, though? No, we won. Oh, I got two smashed that.

Was there money on it? No, you were just hammered? Continue, yeah, I couldn't continue. I was a partner would need. Do you like see like two things? No. I feel like sometimes if I get that drunk, I'm like better at shit. So like.

Because once you close one eye, you're good. You're like, wait, the only time I personally ever drank and it felt like crazy is like when I'm super fucked up, I know I am like, and then I'll throw up. And then after I get that all out for that one, like five seconds. Seconds after, it's like, woo. Because the blood rushes to your, yeah, exactly. You suffocate yourself because you're puking instead of breathing.

Like if you're standing up, like if you're not holding on or something, you're going down. It was the last, the last time that I drank, like seriously, was the last time that I drank seriously. It was like a year and a half ago when Jude and I went on a double date with our neighbors from across the street. And me and, me and dude went to the Charles and we were in the back in the speakeasy. And we had nine. we had nine old fashions each.

Damn. Oh, another one is yeah, yeah, so we just kept drinking, bro. Who paid? You don't do it no more. Who paid? Who do you think?

They did, actually. They beat me to it, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're your neighbors. Yeah, they beat me to it. You know, I don't like that. Huh? They're rich?

I don't know. They're rich. They're friends. But they are my neighbors, okay? No, what I was going to say is when I used to be like

at the optic house and I was like a rookie at drink. if I smoked after I drank, bro. No bullshit. 10 seconds later, the room. But that's a crazy one. What I used to do.

That shit feels like you're in like a... I used to rock with it, no lot. Before, when I used to feel like when we're at the bar or at the club and I felt like I was too stoned, and I started taking tequila shots so that I could get... So I could get... Oh, more drunk? Yeah.

And I'd be like, I know how to handle being drunk, this high shit. But it was... It was a really good time. Nature had a good time, which is the most important part of it. But yeah, we had a poker tournament that we never even played

because it was just too late. But the cornhole, me and me, shout out my man, Symphony, my partner who we beat Scump and Shibi, who were a team.

We just fucking, we ran through, bro, we beat fucking Natechat and, who was it? Who was Nasha's partner? Anyway, we beat them.

Oh, it's Neshad and Mudddog. Was it? No, who was it? What was the spinner? Oh, Nathan Spinn? I got a, you know what?

Of course, I took a picture of the bracket. Pretty sure spin is the old Halo kid, like 05 type shit. Spence? Like, I think I knew, I swear I knew him in like. Jackson. Jackson. I swear I knew him in like 2006. Oh, Jackson.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Natesha played with Jackson. We beat them 21 to 2. Easy. Is there any money on the line? Yeah, it was supposed to be 25 entry fee per. Yo. But nobody.

Courage and Seth were popping off, Ben. You too. X too. They were, yeah, they were throwing up some shit. Play one or.

You don't want to get involved. I play war. Oh, cards. Stay out them shit. What do you mean? They're throwing up some big bucks. I come out of the room and

Jack's like, I'm down, blah, blah, about $1,000. I was like, damn. Wait, for poker?

No, just cards. Who had higher card? Who pulled higher card? Yeah, they were playing the most simplest game. Like, all right? If a five comes out,

if I got a five, he has a three, I win. Who, who's playing that? Uh, sacking care. So what are you just like, give a card, take a card? Yeah.

You just like give a card, take a card, flip it over. No, you just flip it. You pull it off the tech. And then you can take it from the middle, but they were just pulling it from the top. And then if you have the same card, you take three. He, I take three, you take three. And then the last one, you flip over. And then that's who wins.

What? I bet you can lose. Yeah, right? That's when you know you got money when you're playing games like that. No, and then I came in. You can lose so much, so quick. Did you play? Hell yeah.

You got some of your pizza money back? He was hitting a double. double or nothing like Seth would win and he'd be like double or nothing and get Seth was playing. Oh he was fit. Yeah. Seth would be like.

Seth had to be hammered. No. No. Not only was Seth Hammard. He's like, I don't even care. I lose the Hector's house money. Bro. He was a he was a, bro, it was like

towards the end of the night. Everybody was asleep. He was like, you know, he was, he was feeling himself. He was just like, ah, love and love. He's like, Jack stills old's money. Oh, he's like, ah. It was really good.

Good time. Good time. Can't wait for the wedding. It's going to be in a beautiful place. We'll not disclose that location. But, you know, we did. I don't know. Look, I would rather do a bachelor party like that,

but it would have been so awesome if it would have been fishing. But since it was something that I don't do, like it wasn't that great. If we went to AZ for optic chirp, I wouldn't be too mad. That shit was nice. It was nice.

It's nice as hell out there. Yeah. For real. I'll be down. Let's get that same old mansion, too. No, no, no. No. I don't want no parts.

I heard the price of how much that thought. Oh, really? Was it that big? Like that? Was there two pools? No. No. It was like a hot tub.

It was a regular house. It was a regular house. But like, it was expensive of them. It was a really nice house. Nice. Not for me. I'm jealous. It was a really nice house.

Yeah. What do you all think about Twitch? Twitch right now? Twitch is and I just, I just think that. Wait, what's going on? Oh, nothing. Let me finish. I just think that we're about to go to a quick commercial break.

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Banking services provided by Evolve member FDIC. Apparently we can't smoke. vape on Twitch no more? No. What's happening? Can you even stream on Twitch anymore? All these rules coming out the woodworks? Besides, I mean,

what are people complaining about most? Do you know? I don't even read into it. Now that I'm in the, like, we're, that's what me and Hex are talking about. Not like all this, but we were saying, like, when I saw that, I was like, fuck, think about the cannabis people, because, like, I know people are fucking making a good living off

doing a live, you know what I'm saying? just chilling, smoking, watching the chat. You know what I'm saying? Eric Khan does it on YouTube anyway. I think Tim is doing it on kick now. But Tim Brown. Okay, okay, okay. The secret session guy.

Super, super dope dude. He'll be there supporting. He watches a lot of video games. He plays a lot of apex, but he's going to be there. Eric Khan is coming to champs. Who else? So what's a lot of people coming? What do they do?

You say like sponsorships and stuff, but what is, like, what do they do? I mean, Eric's big enough where he could just say, smoke something else? Just go to kick door, like do it on you. Eric. No, well, no. He gets like 3,000 viewers on plus on, on YouTube. Just he turns on the stream and just catch us up with this, with his people.

They do watch parties, I think, on some things. And the other stuff, they're just discussing topics while smoking. He's telling them how it tastes. So you can't really do that on Twitch anymore? On Twitch, you can't. You can't, like, really talk about products like that? Uh-uh. The thing is, like, he's not, I don't know, he's not actively.

like promoting one specific thing it's just him going about his life doing the things he does so it's not like a sponsorship paying him to talk about something he's just doing it because he just loves the culture but is that not allowed on Twitch I thought it was only like

no you can't even vape no more tobacco because you don't know what's in it essentially is what the what the thought is all right yeah but you can have your bare ass ash cheeks out and say and say like five yeah there's a there's a pools beaches

fucking something. What is it called, Matt? Channel. Yeah, you don't have to look. I just want to see if you knew it off the top of you. Yeah, you can literally have your whole ass cheek out.

Like girls, girls doing like 10 squats for like five gifted and stuff. It's like, how is that allowed? But so vaping is not. What? They're exercising. I mean, I don't care what they do. I tune in sometimes. I mean, I don't really care, but like still, it's kind of like weird.

Like, bro, if you're in like L.A. or Arizona. Oh no, wherever the fuck you live. Where it's legal? Where they can see the IP where they know what's going on. There's no smoking in general anymore. But I could see the reason why. But still.

Sagrets. What if you're like an IRR-L streamer, just smoking some cigarette, walking the streets? Can't do it. What other ridiculous things that Twitch do? Just that and sponsorship stuff?

Yeah. Because everyone, I don't really look into it, but everyone's complaining. So like you mean like sponsorships like on your overlay or something like that? They removed it. But like basically you can't you can't put like 3%. So like bro, the image had to be hell of small. If you wanted to advertise like let's just say a sponsor stream like let's say Jack

and the block came to say like yo do the stream for like $1,000. You would have to put it like so small on your screen. I wonder at 3%. But then like everyone just shit on it and then they took it back. Wait, they took it back? Yeah. What? That's what they do.

Yeah. Like, oh, geez. Making the switch? I mean, I don't think you do that anyway, right? Like, you don't smoke on stream, do you? No, no. I mean, sometimes I hit the vape, but I'm not like, it's not like a soul shit, but just the regular vape.

Yeah, like I'm not like nicotine, which is, which is fucking crazier. Which is the craziest thing. Which is a craziest thing. Which is a craziest thing. You just see your channel turn off. I banned. Which which means the craziest thing because, I mean, if you look at historical data, I can see why they could ban nicotine, but weed has never killed no one.

That's all I'm going to say. You need to go to that owner's meeting. Huh? Go to that owner's meeting? Fucking turned up. So that's it, though? That don't seem too crazy for the uproar. Well, no, it was crazy because they were limiting the amount of, they were limiting the

creator to only being able to make money off of subs where that's not unfair. And even their subs. That's unfair because, you know, if somebody wants to sponsor this dude for $1,000, Jack in a box company, it's like, yo, $1,000 if you, you know, talk about how good this burger is. Like, why shouldn't he be able to do that, right? So he can't? I know.

No, he can now after they walked back. But originally, the thing is this, I do believe, I do believe in the fact that or the possibility that they just threw that out there as like, hey, this is what it is. but we are going to be lenient with the stuff that's like common sense, like partners. Yeah, I don't mind that kind of stuff. Yeah,

yeah, like if they're just like, they do shit, but understand like, all right. I mean, we could, we could fix it real quick or get it right.

Like, I don't mind that. But the, when they throw out that perm, those permanent decisions, shit. Yeah. How do they like okay that thing against just,

they're going to announce it? We're going to receive a little backlash, but like, you know, we'll fight through it. No, it's because he was like, All right.

Especially when like... Yeah. And then somebody says a was so. Announced it. Yeah. Then they get a little pushback. Especially like doing that kind of stuff now when like kick is sort of on the rise. It's like, it seems a little bad timing for them to start switching.

Do what? No. Is the original of everything better? That maybe. Is the original optic better than today's optic? Probably. Shouts out that's nice squad. I mean like...

The what? that snipe squad whoever the fuck like you know what I'm saying actually well the original Twitch was like what Justin and like yeah Justin TV

you had no subs and shit could you even make money back then yeah ads right that is a good point ads yeah yeah no gifted gifted and subscriptions like

was the move and I mean it changed gaming for forever right like it allows people to you know to allow for people to support

as much as they want to support and that should be a thing. Yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? That's dope. So, so yeah, again, look, everything is trial and error. Businesses are going to try to do things to grow their business and they're going to experiment. They're going to push the envelope and then, you know, according to how the platform is. And look, there are going to be more platforms, right?

The mixer situation, like these things are going to pop up and they learn from that. They're not going to offer these crazy. as salaries. I hope they do because I love it when fucking creators make a shit ton of cash. I love that shit. But, you know,

people are going to continue to trial and error things until the end of time. That's just the way humans are. You know one thing that I saw was money hungry. I've never seen any platform do this. Kick is announcing that they're doing like

you get $16 an hour if you stream or like every hour that you stream. Yeah. That's insane. It doesn't matter any viewer. You get one viewer and you get 16. See,

but like, what if people just like turn on their stream and they just like lay there and play with their fucking English rules. You got to be like on like. You got to try. There's going to be moderators. No, you have to be a streamer.

You can't just turn on your stream and sit there. See, I'd be mad. Like, it's almost like I'm way better at streaming than this guy. But like he's making $16 an hour than like with me or he's making the same as me. Like I'm talking to chat. We're having fun. We're having a great time. And then he just, he just has a stream plan.

They're going to be like, shut up, this isn't Twitch. Do your fucking work. Don't worry about what other people are doing. Focus on your shit. That's what they're going to say. I'm going to switch my I'm saying? That's what I would say. If I'm kicking, I'm doing this favor for someone?

Might be. If I'm like, if I'm... Kick will come in this chat. Mind your fucking business. My fucking business. What about your paper? What about where I'm spending my paper? Oh, man.

You might get more... It might be one of those where like they multiply your viewers by like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It might be about... That's genius. You get like 75 plus. You get 18 an hour. Dude, imagine that when I was a fucking kid.

Because I think they're trying to compensate the that with like the ad revenue because they don't have ad yet. I think they're trying to multiply like the viewer to like somehow, you know what I was. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. 18, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, even up to like, I think 22 when I was like working a real job. I was making like $9 an hour. Now you can just fucking stream. It's kind of cool.

but I'm jealous. And envious. Hopefully they shut this plan down. No. Word, dude. I think anything that pushes people to do what they like to do for a living, it's the best way to write society. Period.

Honda. Honda Ponda River. Yeah. Mr. Beasts, $1 versus $1 billion boat is the second fastest growing YouTube video ever. Some speculate that the recent recent four, this is because it has multiple language options. Y'all should do that. And you be the voiceover for Spanish.

No, I never care of like you do my voice in Spanish or something. No, no, I don't want to travel. My dole the pumpies because I was doing squats. I did watch this video yesterday. Wats. Same, squat.

It's insane. I did too. I didn't watch it. I watched a clip. I didn't watch it. Dude, his editing, though? It's crazy. It's nice.

Bro, it's crazy what they do for like. It's nice. The beginning of the video starts off, we bought this yacht for $1. Why did you sell this to me for a dollar? And he just said something. And they get on the dollar yacht. They go out in the water and it just sinks.

And then it's like, boom, next yacht. I'm like, how much did they just buy this yacht? I'm guessing they bought the yacht, sank the yacht, and then just like, boom, that was the clip. Probably 15, 20 seconds of the video to sink a fucking yacht. I mean, that could have happened, but I think he low-key probably found it for not a

he didn't actually be the dude just probably threw it to him because it was costing him like whatever how much a year to store it I'm sure he bought the yacht yeah yeah I'm sure he like bought the yacht but I'm saying like he literally I'm sure he like bought the yacht said it was like a dollar patched it I don't even know about any of that or they just bought it sank it and however much that yacht was though it's the say it was even just like 20 grand and just to like sink it and that was for a 15 second clip

but I mean it is Mr. B's 20 grand of that but it's just crazy how Huh? Nothing. It's just crazy how the yacht was that much and just for like a 10, 15 second clip sang it and they moved right on to the next yacht But this video was kind of insane though

Is it one billion fucking a lot, bro? I don't think I have a billion I don't think I have B I think by the end they were on like That's 1,000 billions Millions, 1,000 million Is that actually one billion? Like one billion yacht?

Oh, yeah. Matt, what's the most expensive yacht in the world? A cruise ship, yeah. And I don't think I understand how big cruise ships are. I've never really seen one. Yeah, I've never been on one. I want to go on one.

Sells, sell, sell, sell, sell, sales. They said it was like three Statue of Liberty's long. Wait, what? The yacht or the... This yacht? Yeah. Joe, how many views does that right now, Matt? 61.

Jesus. In what? Three days? How much paper is it? 60? Oh, 61. It's a 14-minute video. I don't see any ads in the middle.

I don't know. 350,000? It depends. This might be like Royal Caribbean paid him $5 million to do this video. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

And no one even knows he's just promoting their crews. No, but on top of that, he's making what? I mean, the most simplest math you can make on 60 million is... Wait, is that the $1 or is that the billion? I mean, he says he lose. his money on videos too.

No, that's the billion. Show us the $1. Show us the $1 one, Matt. Like he says all of his chocolate bars and stuff. Oh, hell. Now, that didn't even accruci. I mean, I'm saying like, that's what. Bro, that's really the police fucking cruise ship.

Yeah, it does look like one of those little police boats that pull up. Hey, yo, Fission can fix that up. I'll tell you that much. But they just buy this in the beginning. You would have fixed it out if you told the fee for a dollar. A. A.O. A. A.O. Fishing would have. Hey, yo.

I would have fixed it up if he sold it to me for a dollar. No. I'd have been like, put this in the shop. That's a painter behind that. But look at all these, look at all these languages. It's in Portuguese. That's crazy. Put the Spanish one.

I want to tell you how good it is. Go up for, yep. Turn me up, Turbo. No, we're not too. Oh, no, in the water. Los Tiburones. Oh, yeah, get on those pulpos. We're going to chupas.

It's thing in there, like, in a studio. doing all these languages, like, professionally acting these out. All right, now let's hear it in, uh... Next clip. Like, look at this editing. That shit's crazy. What? French.

His editor gets insane. That shit was insane, right? Yeah. What is this? Japanese? French? Oh, that's French. Vallev-vous?

It's hard to hear, guys. I think Codra listens to it like this. Who? Hydra? Isn't he French? Yeah. This is Korean? All right.

That's enough of that. That's, I didn't even know you do it. You know what would be a good test? Like if we, if we, I'm going to, I'm going to text courage right now and I'm going to say, yo, give me a title for us react for the podcast where we reacted to Mr. Beasts one versus, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like to see what happens. Let's see if we get 57 million on this, on this thing. And if we don't, we just blame whoever made the thumb now.

Yeah, we're like, yo, fucking Matt, you're out of pocket for that one. Wait, wait, so you're saying, like, us react to Mr. Beast's video? Yeah. That we just did. I'll make that the title of this. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.

You got a little kickback off that 60Ms? You know what I'm saying? I'll take 500 piece. Imagine we will obviously influence the successful. That's sick, man. This dude is obviously. You tried his chocolate bars? No, I haven't yet.

Bro. But what we heard about the chocolate bars, so they're sweet. Delish. Yeah. What is this, Matt, this next topic next to Mr. Beast? What is it? Reddit. Wait, what?

Why are we even talking about that? You know that I don't allow Reddit to be discussed on this podcast, but we're going to take a break here and do it. Reddit Blackout today, June 12th, in protest of API changes, which is basically Reddit changes policy for third-party application users. And a bunch of iOS third-party apps people use for Reddit. Think about tweet longer or that sort of thing where they just take the API of Twitter and then they just make it look better or they put it in a way that people enjoy better.

What's so much of Boy of Mayweather though, man? Fighting, John got you the third. You saw that? Yeah. I didn't see the fight. I saw the after clip. Yeah, I didn't see the fight. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, they were well. Maybe they wanted that too. I was like, all right. Yeah, man, what the fuck? What was that? Where are you showing us, man? I saw it because he pulled it up earlier. He was like, what's all there?

He's say, all right. Yeah. Protect yourself at all times. Mayweather now. Fucking Mayweather was about to knock his ass out right there. Mayweather like that. I bet he's smiling right there. He's walking forward.

Yeah, look, and then Jogg Nadi Jr. comes in that bitch. Look, look, here come the bodyguards. Yeah, take Floyd away. They killed that. He was like, see right now the bodyguards are not, doing what they're supposed to be doing. They were supposed to carry Mayweather out of here, out of there

and then the rest can stay and fight. But you know, you like to see some action. If you're a bodyguard, you want to see some action. I wonder what they're saying, right? I heard that guy who's like, fuck you. Yeah, I wonder why. Like who is... Altrication breaks up to John Gotti the third.

John Gotti's son. John Gotti and your son probably. Grandson, dude. Yeah, but like why is he... Yeah. What is he done? See, like, an actual boxer? Like, how is he like fighting Mayweather?

following the family business here we go one of six John got it John got into a mobster yeah that's just

family following the family business I mean I guess fighting hey hey listen we don't talk about that

but some some organizations have a little say in the outcomes of certain things to you I don't know I don't know see actually a decent boxer

though you see the fight I mean Floyd was winning I mean to get in a it's fucking Floyd Mayweather yeah But he's also 50 something. But he's, I mean, you're the sharp. I think he's, if you had to fight with him, you think he could beat him?

Fuck, no. How did he get K-Oed in 30 seconds? He played with me like Deggie. Except it, it'd be even worse. Maybe 30, he wouldn't even knock me out in 30 seconds. He would just like keep me bobbing around. Yeah. He wouldn't even just put an end to it.

I would just be miserable in there. I don't know. Yeah. Uh, Anne, would you go in a... He's five in a movie. For cash,

yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what's your minimum? Like, let's say, one time,

listen, you, you gotta fight, uh, you gotta fight Simp. Sin? Yeah, you gotta fight Simp.

How much? I mean, like, I need to know... Up front. All right, all right, put it like this.

Who fought before me? Like, because like, obviously our match is gonna be like, no, you're the main event. That's all I'm the, that's the only card.

Okay, the undercard is Maniac versus... Censor. Censor. Wait, the Minut is who? Who? You were the main band. Wait, wait, wait, Doug versus who? We were a maniac.

Who you have money on? Are you winning that? Yeah, I go. I don't know. But sensors got bigger muscles in you. Don't matter. That shit don't matter. Don't matter.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We can cut this because, you know, he is going to challenge you to fight. How good. You know, Doug's going to be like, so what you want to do? I don't think, I don't think he would. No, the only thing that you do in that situation,

I wouldn't not be down. The only thing you do in that situation is you wait and then you pull up on them. Well, no one's around, there's no cameras. I'm like, what's up? I'm not. I know that you're an entertainer. I'm not. You'll settle something. That'd be a good opponent, though.

That'd be popular. How much would you want? See, like if I did it, I would. I'm thinking, well, how long do I have to prepare? Because I'm thinking, two, three months. Bare knucks? Oh, dude, that's easier for you. Two, three months.

Two, three months to, like, train every day? You got to pay your trainees and shit. How much would I want to be in my pockets after doing that? Yeah. At least, like, win or lose? What if you get paid more if you lose? I don't really know, but I feel like I'd have to get like 30 to 50K to dedicate myself. Oh, what?

You'll pay you 50. You'll pay me 50K to get into more. My return to you, like a, you'd think it would be that poppin. This isn't like a misfit stream. No,

it's bigger. Dude. This is Call of Duty, dude. This is Call of Duty community. Yes. You think it'd be bigger numbers than like the misfits?

I think so. A thousand percent. Really? Yes. Oh, dude. Because we're going to have buck,

you're going to have courage behind. all these people behind us. Damn, so I got to do $150? You know what I'm saying? $150? Oh, yeah, I didn't want to keep going to. I mean, we're going to have a lot of people. Need?

So $150. Anyway, back to the normal. I'm just thinking if I debt it. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm going to rogue. I'm saying the mill. What a mill? A mill? God damn.

Well, I mean, Shotsievers, that would be fucking massive. Well, I was at night because, dude, you said 30-50. I was crying. I'm thinking of it from like If I was on the undercard for like a misfits fight Like it's like I don't even know if they like pay these guys I mean bro you could definitely But I guess if we minimum 75

If it was like our own Not third like Imagine imagine Who was Killa beefing with? Killer? Yeah killer versus who Who would you do Killa versus who? Now think about this is

This is this is construction work Killers. So you know he got the rough hands. He got a belly now. I wonder if Killer would be down. Probably. He's crazy. Well, see, he'd do it for 30 to 50 because that's killer. He don't get fucked. Like, what, bro, 50, right? Damn, I got to. That's how I, that's how I, that's how I feel like I look at it.

Oh my God. You can see the babies. Yeah. They hatched. Bro, they're small as hell. Oh, man. You know what? I think. Well, if they fall. Get that shot, Matt. Get that shot, baby. That's how they learn. I don't know if you put it out there's going to be some fucking pussy-ass fucking

rando that's going to come in and hurt them. No, no way they go up there. With the rock, I can hit that shit easy. No, they go to jail. No,

you know, it happens like a bird eats that shit. When the mom is, like, oh yeah. Snake. Damn. Like a different bird eat that shit whenever he's trying to get food.

How many viewers does the, how many viewers do you think that get? Like, I don't, I guess I'm just like comparing it to like the misfit stuff. Dude, you don't understand the college. How many viewers do they get?

How many viewers do that? I'm going to tweet it. He's going to tweet it. Seth's going to be watch partying it. It's going to be over 100,000. And you got to cover all that. So what, you think like 100K viewers, bus? You know, see, that's somewhere in between 60 to 100.

30, 50. Yeah, I don't have to come up with some. No, listen, listen, listen. I all got me. Let me, listen, this is what you do. He's saying a mill. I'm saying, three months of work, 30, 50K, B. Bro, listen, it's, that's your minimum guarantee.

That's your M.G. 30 to 50 is your MG. You're going to get paid this regardless. regardless and it's got to be like a hundred yeah 100k doesn't matter like that you're getting paid that guarantee no matter fucking what see ants shit'll be like

500,000 plus the paper so that's another 500,000 yo did she just drag those babies down no she didn't she went to go get food yeah she wanted to go get food she's like now imagine she doesn't who would I actually want to fight I actually don't even know dude like I want an easy opponent

who would you want to see fight. Who would I want to see fight? Like that's in the league right now or retired? Anyone who, anyone can call a duty only, call a duty? Scrat verse. Scrap versus Sandy probably? Yeah? Who you got money on? I don't fucking know, dude. Probably scribe because

he got that long neck. You think I'm fine like Shiraz and shit? Everybody goes? I think he has like the high. Actually, no, that I think they're both tall. I don't know. That's I thought one match I would want to see. I just want to mismatch. Or Doug or someone who I can tell him.

Doug for someone would be fucking hilarious because he, you know he'd be going crazy in the training. Like he'd be. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's really going to dedicate to. Oh, he's. He might come out more cut than ever.

Oh, yeah. Who? Doug. Doug, yeah. I mean, you should have been right now. No damn body fat. Real shit. The 10,000 pull-ups.

Yeah. In 24 hours, you said, you think you can do it? Yeah, I think Doug can. Fuck. Do I think he can do it? I'm pretty sure you have. You have to do with no gloves. He's using gloves right now.

I'm pretty sure you have to do with no gloves. Listen, if I'm going out of my way to do that, like, I mean, who the fuck? Is he like setting a world record or something? Yeah, yeah. Oh, all right, I hope he does it. Yeah, that's crazy. If someone who can do it, like,

David, like, I believe. Put this in perspective. David Gagins had the record, like, years ago. Now it's been broken, like, crazyly. But David Gagins did it. Some other people did it. I don't know. Dude, I can't do five.

I mean, dude, I mean, he does what, five pull-ups every minute for how long did he go? Hey, Siri, how many minutes are in 24 hours? I think he did like 1,500 pull-ups and my math. My brain can't do this math. No help, Siri. No fucking help. Aussie Ladd sets new world record for 8,0008 pull-ups. That's bare-handed.

Even now with the amount of, I've worked out on this. I'm getting like five pulled-ups. Maybe six. Maybe six. I feel like, dude, would be hard is like staying up too if you think about it,

right? You know what I'm saying? Like, you just, I feel like you'd get tired, no. Yeah, I want to like taking that.

Just no break. Every single minute. Oh, that's what you're saying that you'd be like mentally drained just because it's so repetitive and redundant.

Like the pull-ups itself, that's just hard in itself, but like, dude, dude, like, you'll probably get tired, bro.

Yeah, of course. I mean, it's physical, exertion and mental exertion. They know what I did. It's like Mr. Beas used to fucking say Jake Paul for 24 hours.

I listened to Jake Paul for 100,000 hours. That's some insane shit. Bro, you could go crazy with that shit. Not a hundred thousand, was it? I don't fucking know. But conceptually, I listened to Jake Paul's what was that song?

Something, bro. It's everyday, bro. for every every day for 10 days that was a wave for a little bit no it's not it was never the I don't know what oh yeah the districts was right scum and shit yeah what do we have shut out rice gum he randomly DM me that did he yeah yeah what's he up to he's like my god yeah and I knew I knew rice when he used to be wild and when we had the MLG contracts yeah yeah yeah that's why I used to watch him right so I got in real yeah he was an MLG he'd always hit up

like pros like you attach you play the tournament show and then like you died he's like yo you didn't fucking shoot him or something you didn't call him out you just randomly just like racist way that's how shots he got into cod well that's how I started watching God

started watching God and then from there I started watching that competitive and shit when I saw all the other teams hell yeah all right ladies and gentlemen that is going to do it for this episode uh... us reacting to Mr. Beast 1 versus 1 billion

I think I was a very good reaction and leave a like uh anyway thanks so much for tuning in truly we will be going to las Vegas this week to watch this man uh try to bring home a ring uh looking forward to it and we'll see you guys next time goodbye ladies