OpTic Podcast - XQC Reacts to OpTic, Jordan vs. LeBron & OpTic Place T4 at Minor 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 274
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Let's go pro-ath.
LeBron James.
You are so old.
Look at his face.
So dumb.
I'm going to such a dumb take.
What are you talking about?
Wake up.
What are you talking about?
He's as old as you and he's averaging 28.
You know why he's still playing?
You know why he's still chasing what he cannot attain because he was just not
naturally gifted the way that my guy was.
You are dumb.
Fucking put.
Why would you do that?
We're done with the nine.
Now you see him done.
We're done with the 90s.
Then don't dress the way you dress.
What do you mean?
I'm wearing an optic shirt.
Yeah, from the 90s.
I'm on the podcast.
I had to throw this on.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to the Optic Podcast episode 274-7-4 or 274.
Today's episode is brought to you by the Invincible versus by Skybound Games.
What?
I don't know.
That just fucking irked me.
Good.
I literally did that to irk.
You just did two.
You just somehow did two seven.
Yeah.
27.
Yeah.
Two seven.
It's not even that I like the six seven.
It's just that I don't know that.
I literally did that as a show of disrespect for this for this new up and coming generation.
Give me a trophy.
Why?
Just because I'm here.
God damn it.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Here we go.
Here he is.
You know what I'm saying?
Here he is.
Tush.
The Grass League.
Obviously we have family over there with the horsemen.
Did you have a good time?
Like, how did that come about?
You got to host?
That's fucking awesome.
I had a great time.
I wouldn't say I hosted.
I think I was more color on the broadcast.
There were certainly some more experienced broadcasters than me.
But yeah, I was on the golf channel.
Look at you, dude.
You look like you belong in that.
Not only do you belong, but I'm going to call bullshit because, yes, sure, there might be people out there that have been doing it longer.
But you're a really good host.
Like, you can see it just on your camera pressing.
So don't sell yourself short.
I appreciate that.
They teed me up very nicely.
They were good at filling all the dead time and they would kick it over to me and I would be able to yap for maybe 15 to 30 second increments and then toss it back to them.
But they have to fill so much dead time on that broadcast.
So shout out to them for doing that.
But the president of this league is someone that I golf with like four years ago and he's new to the league as the presidential role.
So he gave me a call and he was like, hey, what do you think about?
Who is it?
Michael Prendiville.
Oh, yes.
Do you know how?
I think I do.
You might.
Oh, he used to work for Dignitas, I think.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
So Prendi.
I don't know if we should cut that or not
I don't really know
I mean that's very publicly the president
I'm sure that he's very happy to be the president of the
Yeah he gave me a call and uh
I was like yeah that sounds sick and uh
It was fun I was shitting my pants before this rep
Because like we had a one hour YouTube stream that was like more chill
And then productions in your ear like all right we're swapping a golf channel tush
We're gonna toss it over to you in like seven minutes
So I'm standing there for seven minutes
You got nervous really? Oh freaking out dude
I mean I'm on golf channel first time yeah I guess but you're you're
like already good at being on camera. I played it off nicely, but I was shitting myself. But yeah,
it was a great time. I'm looking forward to more. Hopefully the league continues to grow so I can
continue to do that. Yeah, I didn't know, I mean, I just don't know golf. So I didn't know
like what this was. It's a very adolescent league. It's high stakes par three. Two man scramble
tournaments, 11 franchises. A lot of money floating around. All par threes? Yeah, it's a par three course.
It's a par three and four course, but they downsize it for the tournament. See, that's like high
stakes though, because like you fuck up your first hit. Yeah, you have a lot.
I mean, they're all sticks out there.
They're all very good golfers, and it's a scramble format,
which means, like, you take the best ball out of the two.
So if you fuck up, your teammate can bail you go out and hit a good shot,
then you take his ball, and then you both have the same putt at it.
But yeah, if you're not going like seven under each day, it's a two-day event.
If you're not going seven under each day, you're going to have no chance to win.
So you got a score.
I'm sure that you received like some, like a report card afterwards that they say they liked you on it?
I haven't got a physical report.
I don't know if that's how that works in broadcasting.
I think I've never been in a formal broadcast like that,
but everyone was very forward
about how excited they were to have me on and how well I did.
So that felt good.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's beautiful right there.
What was that?
Doc? I don't know.
That's Austin Quick or someone Werski.
I don't know his first name.
But yeah, these guys were lighting it up.
They made five pars and 13 buries.
All of them with Jordan won lows.
Love that.
Look at that scorecard.
Look at the front nine.
They made one par.
All those circles are birdies.
Damn.
No albatrosses, though.
That's what I usually try to go for.
You can't even make an albatross on a part three course.
That'd be a zero.
It's just a whole in one, right?
It's a negative one.
You guys don't know about the coveted a negative one?
Well, yeah, but it's a whole in one.
A hole in one is a yeah, but albatross is a two on a five or a one on a four.
You can't make an albatross.
I was talking to Is about that because I threw the masters on, just had it on while we were chilling.
And how hard is it to get an albatross?
How often will you see one?
You'll see hauling ones more often than an albatross?
Albatross is typically going to be on drivable par fours or par fives.
So it's going to be typically a longer shot in, probably like 220.
Like 190 to 240 would be like probably an albatross that you make on a par five.
But par three's are anywhere from like 95 to 200 yards.
Have you ever made a whole one?
It's all luck.
I've made two hole and ones on par three courses.
So that's up for debate if those actually count.
Why wouldn't they count?
There's debate in the golf space.
And he's like so tough
And you hole in one a par four?
You can, yeah
There's some shorter par fours
Yeah
Because like what's a normal drive for someone
Like what's a like
The average golfer
No like a TGA
Or with like no top spin?
The average drive on tour is probably
Like 2705
90 carry
Oh shit
Yeah carry dude
Oh shit
There he is
290 carry
Come on
Oh there he is
Come on
We gotta do this
again.
Dude, yeah, we were talking about,
me and Zinn were like,
we want to get back out there.
I remember you guys were so fired up on you.
You're like, we're getting globes.
We're going to start practicing.
I knew you guys were lying through your teeth.
Yeah, but then I had a kid and that kind of went out of window.
But Zinn has no excuse.
He said the same thing about the gym.
You actually don't have a bad form.
And I know this because I took classes.
No, I look stiff, bro.
Don't give me credit.
No, you look stiff, but the, but the top swing on the bottom,
on the bottom vertex.
Look how stiff this.
this back swing is.
I think I laughed really hard
at this stuff because you
like five times.
Well, look how bent over you.
That club's too short for you,
in my opinion.
See,
I knew something's wrong.
The face is open.
So it's the club side.
See,
if that makes contact though,
there's potential.
Gone.
Sailing.
You don't want gone.
Yeah,
but we want to get back out there again.
We should set that up.
Damn, dude.
You know what it is?
What is it?
He was getting so pissed.
I was going to say that you were a big one.
Well, I was getting pissed because it was on live stream.
If it was just us like playing, I wouldn't give a shit.
I'm cackling.
If it was like us just playing for fun, who gives a fuck?
But since we're like live and everyone is judging our every swing and I miss it five times,
of course I'm tweaking.
It's a tough game, bro.
It is a tough game.
Like if you watch golf, you're like, oh, that doesn't look too hard.
Then you get out there and you're like, holy shit.
I had, when, when Good Good First started, I, I, I, I,
pitched a
oh shit Zinn.
Yeah Zinn he was actually
pretty good
shot here.
That was a dude
Wait what?
Don't let him hear this
but he was solid.
Yeah no that's a good shot.
So I pitched an idea
in which the Gugans would make
fishing reels and rods out of
the clubs and then we would
sneak into into clubs to go fishing
these ponds just as a video
you know like a cool video.
I think the the cool part of it
would have been to actually turn a
golf club into a fishable
rod.
Two and one?
Yeah, so like fucking sneak in with the rods,
fucking fish to get a tenor
out of their fucking viral, whole in one right
after. That would be one of the best
clips of all time. A ten pounder and then a
hole in one after? I don't know if anything beats
that in the manly world. Never going to happen.
That's like... I never say
never. Yeah, never say never.
I think that the way to do that would be
to like just get a hole in one
and immediately, like just go for a hole in once your entire life
and then immediately after you hit finally one, you
go to the lake right next one and try to get a
out of there.
And it's going to be a
10-pounder.
All the ones are just lock.
Well, 10, you're more likely to catch a fish
in a small pond like that than to hit a hole in one
anywhere.
A 10-pounder, though?
That's a big, that's a big baby.
Not a 10-pounder, not a 10-pounder.
That's a big old baby.
That's a big old baby.
But yeah, no, I'm hyped for you.
That's awesome because you said you were stepping away
from streaming and then boom, already getting
a cool opportunity.
Streaming.
Yeah, that was cool.
I'm stepping away from streaming in my chair.
Yeah, can I just ask you like what was the main catalyst
for you wanting to step away.
Just a lot of reasons.
I mean, like, it's so different nowadays.
Twitch is kind of, like, dead.
It doesn't have the same pulse as it used to.
I feel like gaming is just, like, in a weird spot.
That's in a tough spot.
I quit Apex because, like, I care about myself now
and care about how I feel because I got sober.
So, like, stop playing Apex.
That's going to slice the viewership by, like, 65%,
which has already gone down so much over the past two, three years,
because Twitch is dying.
And then I started playing different games.
And then I was, like, this viewer account makes me feel like shit about myself.
and also I just don't enjoy gaming.
It's like that's how all streamers are, bro.
Yeah, I don't enjoy gaming.
Is it you don't enjoy gaming or you just don't enjoy Apex?
And Apex was obviously your main game and you felt obligated to play Apex.
And if you didn't play Apex, you said your viewers should go down.
I mean, I haven't played a game off stream in like seven years.
Really?
Okay, so you just don't fuck with gaming then.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I think I grew out of it like a year or two after starting Apex.
Yeah.
Just became a job.
and then it's like, I don't really enjoy it.
Yeah, no, I feel you.
Yeah, there's several reasons, but yeah, it's just not the same.
I mean, we've seen a lot, like, I think that that was like, like, Tifu took a step back, too.
He was like, it started to feel like, what's the saying?
It's like, I used to stream to live, now I live to live to stream or something.
Or I used to live to live to shut the fuck up.
Something like that.
So crotchies?
Was that Socrates?
That might have been so crates.
I will.
Socrates, I will say, I will say, I will say, I do like that, I mean, Tfus out there, I saw a clip of him
catching a fish in open sea and then diving with the fish into the water to release them.
Yeah, Turner's crazy.
Yeah, he's crushing.
Turner's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
He also can do whatever he wants.
He's loaded.
Yeah.
Loaded.
Yeah, that helps a lot.
That helps a lot.
But what I am saying there is that he's loaded, but he's doing like all the cool shit that he wants to do.
He's, you know, because he's using it to do shit.
You got to spend it.
You got to live, maybe.
That's what I'm saying.
You got to live.
You got to spend some of it.
Buy yourself the Ferrari you always wanted.
Two?
You could three and I wouldn't even feel it.
There it is.
A grouper.
Whoa.
That thing is fucking massive.
Posting a fishing vlog on YouTube?
That's got to be a Goliath, right?
Goliath grou.
Tifu, hit me up.
Dude, apparently groupers.
I saw a Instagram thing.
They're called groupers because they're very curious.
there was a bunch of divers like just investigating like looking at like around a coral reef
and you just see a grouper like just sitting there like tried to see what the fuck's going on
and he like it was like it was kind of like a dog like he like pushed it away and then it just
came right back they seem chill yeah no i kind of don't want to eat one now but they're tasty
sure are yeah well what are you gonna do listen we are we have entered the state of hailstorms
and we are lucky that friscoe has like this magic
bubble on top of it and I'm knocking.
Whoa.
Turn that shit up, right?
We get,
no, we get hailstorm sometimes.
No, we might get it tonight.
I remember my car,
I actually got pretty significant hail damage
because I forgot to put it in the garage one night
and I went outside and it's got like a bunch of like little
fucking density, yeah.
This was two days ago?
What's today?
Wednesday?
Tuesday.
This was yesterday.
This was yesterday.
These house styles,
this looks like a prosper.
slash McKinney.
I was going to say
Selina.
Fate, Texas.
Fate?
I thought it said
the fate of Texas
Monday night.
Yeah,
look,
bottom line, I've seen worse.
So this was,
so like,
yeah,
our Sims are so different
because this storm
was going on
and I like heard the thunder
and shit,
I could see the lightning,
but just
20 minutes away,
they're just getting
pounded by hail
and we're just getting
nothing.
I was one of
81,000 people
watching
Max Velocity
chase
around fucking, well, not him, but the people that he was watching chasing around tornadoes
in Oklahoma.
Yeah.
And they came across one as it was forming and it was a fucking massive ass one.
Whoa.
Yeah, look at the size of that.
That's pretty insane.
Yeah, that thing is nuts.
That's me right here.
This is me.
This is my footage.
Sure is.
That's you?
Yeah, that's the back yard.
When was this?
I don't know.
Look at the date.
Oh, okay.
I was going to say.
That happened some bad ones here.
There's been some times where like.
If that thing bongs you on the.
the head like
I get mad sometimes
and I catch him
and throw him back up
into the air
like you might die
to that
no person
that thing is like
you can die
you could die
but it only reaches
it only reaches
it only reaches
terminal velocity
just like anything else
right
so
oh
it won't really
like even if you
throw a penny
off the Empire State
building
even if you throw it down
at one point
because of the air resistance
is going to
terminal velocity
it's not just
gonna be like a bullet
nah
right
from
Space.
Terminal velocity means it can't go any faster.
What's the fast of terminal velocity?
And can you kill a human?
Ah, no.
I'm only about eight recorded deaths in the last 70 years from Hale.
That's super unlucky it sounds like.
So maybe just a headache?
And one guy, one of the guys was outside trying to catch snowflakes, but it'd actually
be hard to like identify what killed him once it melts.
Unless you saw it live.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It would be a good time to murder someone.
What the fuck?
It'd be a good time to bludgeon someone.
What the fuck did?
I'm just glad that they're not icicles falling
and they're actually just like pebbles and round things.
Is it just an icicle?
Spears.
Yeah.
Then you're dying for show.
Terminal loss of the constant maximum speed of falling object reaches when the
upward force and drag equals to the downward force of gravity resulting in zero acceleration.
A typical human skydiver reaches a terminal velocity of roughly 120, 150 miles per hour.
So this varies based on body position.
Yeah, y'all have fun with your skydiving.
I already did it.
won't don't have to do it.
My girl's been skydiving.
She picked up a new hobby.
It's fucking skydiving.
Tandom or solo?
She has to do tandem like a few times.
She's trying to get certified.
You know what's next.
You,
you're tend to next.
I'm probably going to do it.
Yeah, you have to do it.
I'm probably going to have to do it or else I'm a huge pussy.
Do you trust her?
Losellum.
Do you trust her?
Oh, I'm not going to tandem with her.
You, brother, it's coming.
It's got to come.
Imagine you're up there.
Might as well chop my dick off all I'm at it.
It's going to come.
You're up there before she pulls.
So she's like, all right, before I pull our shoot, will you marry me?
Will you marry me?
Oh, shit.
Yes.
You don't mean it.
You don't mean it.
I'd say yes.
You say some crazy shit and then you actually end up living.
You say some hated shit on the way down?
Yeah, no.
It happens in movies.
All right, not to some sad news.
This is the part of the podcast where we deliver some horrible, horrendous news.
Optic places top four at the CDL minor.
That's not a race.
Tournament after game, going game five with LATives.
Yeah.
what are you going to do?
Yeah, I mean, I wasn't, I was upset, obviously, that we lost, but it's like, they went down
2-0, battled back, went to a game 5, and just lost it.
And it was like, Thieves searched the way they were playing, like, they were playing
four shotsy.
And then when they played Miami in the final, they completely changed their play style.
Like, they were just sitting and spawn on every offense on both maps.
Cowards.
And then they were just waiting for a scam.
But then they played Miami and they, like, up the pace.
and then it's I mean they still won but they definitely were like that was their game plan
and it worked but yeah I mean what are you going to do just got to work on search
I'm sure that a lot of people ask themselves the same question that I ask myself always I'm like
if I had the skill if I had the formal skill what or scumps or any of them like what would it
take for me to be disciplined and not to chow everything because I'm already challenging everything
now with this fucking skill that I got.
I'll tell you what.
It took a lot.
It took a lot and it didn't really even work.
Well, we got pretty fortunate with the S&D games we were playing.
Because like this game, this game compared to like an IW search.
Like IW search was literally, okay, pick a bomb site and we're going to forerun of it.
And made the best, made the best team win.
I mean, yeah, it's like Plaza Search in this game.
Yeah, literally.
It's like that fucking A or whichever one that is?
Yeah, Plaza Search is, it's something.
it's something.
I saw that we were struggling on the new map.
Which one?
Map or maps?
I don't know.
Just in general?
I didn't see it.
I was just reading Twitter.
Yeah, I mean, we lose gridlock and fringe.
See, it's like, they're new maps, but they're not new maps.
But also, it's like, they haven't been played in so long.
So it's like, I'm not too concerned with it.
Just got to get reps.
Got to.
A fucking red wedding on Map 2.
Brandon was playing really well, that series.
Oh, yeah.
I do tip it.
Yeah, Brandon was shooting.
Yeah, he was playing really well.
Brandon was shooting.
Yes, he was.
I was in there the whole time watching him play against thieves.
Yeah, it was fun to watch.
Thank goodness that it was when it was,
because if it was at the end of the split,
I feel like it would have lost some of its hypeness
just because the major would be immediately following it.
It's nice that it's like a little breakup.
Because, again, we've had, what,
six weekends in a row of online matches,
which was a lot,
just like from, it's just a lot of matches,
and a lot of them didn't really matter.
Um, so after the major
and the major was only three days.
So it felt like way faster than a normal major.
And there was two streams.
So it's like,
I feel like we watched one weekend of online matches at the major.
So to have it like at the start was nice.
How many of these minor tournaments are there?
Not that many.
So there's one this split and then one next split.
It was fun to watch though.
Yeah, way better than like...
It was fun to watch.
I actually enjoyed it.
Online league matches.
Who would have thought?
What about the minor tournaments?
Just in general.
I feel like they should have one every split.
Why not?
Yeah.
Every split should,
one weekend
should be allocated
to a fucking
2K.
Why not?
Just replace,
20K, what the fuck?
Just replace one weekend
and fucking
throw a tournament
because it's just way better
because like, again,
the first weekend of online matches
that we got,
there was like no like top matchups
and the couple decent matchups
that we did get were blowouts
so it's like you look forward
to those specific matches
and then it's the 3-0
and you're like,
okay, well that fucking sucked.
And now we got to watch
Cloud 9 play us.
Yeah.
Even this weekend.
I think I saw a glimpse of Friday
on my 4-U page earlier, it's pretty bad.
Look at the Friday schedule, right?
Oh, dude, I'm not here.
It's pretty bad.
Bro, and even at the minor, I think it was...
What's Friday?
It's like us versus Boston and Thee's v. C-9 to start Friday.
Oh, wait, never mind. That's not dope.
And then I guess Faze versus Carolina, but then it's like...
But at least it's the top four playing.
It's like this first...
The first weekend, it was like the top four didn't even feel like any of them played.
It was like everybody else.
Would you rather watch a top four team smash a bottom four team?
Or would you rather watch two bottom four teams?
go to battle.
Two bottle four teams go to battle.
But only if it's relegation.
So you guys are saying two different things.
Confidently as well.
What'd you say, Seth?
I'd rather watch a top four team.
DoorDash.
DoorDash a series?
Well, yeah, because the bottom four teams at this point, like,
dude, they, like, they're at the point now where they can't even make chance.
So it's like, at the start of the year, it's different because the start of the year.
Well, no, that's something around.
It just means more.
But at this point of the year, like, Cloud Nine's not making it, pro.
T-9's definitely not making it.
Boston's probably not making it either.
What is it top eight?
Yeah, top eight champs.
They're down 80 points, bro.
I think Carolina has a chance here.
Carolina has a chance.
Does Call of Duty have a chance, though?
That's what I want to know, because come on, man.
Like, come on, just do the right thing.
How about those boys up top?
Let's go.
We know them.
Yeah, absolutely.
I've been tapped him.
You're part of the team.
You're on the team.
He's on the team, and he's on the golf channel.
How did it out can he do?
great
yeah he's been he's been
providing good
insights yeah kenny's great
I mean Kenny's like
dude he's just he's just so vibey
like Kenny he he laughs a lot
obviously like people would always
get on his ass during CDL matches
like why the fuck are they laughing
well they're in the middle of man
he's just vibe you bro he'll laugh
a lot of shit so it's like it makes me feel
better about myself
yeah he's like I'll say some dumb shit
but he starts laughing so like
must have been somewhat funny
yeah yeah but now Ken's great bro
he's vibe he obviously provides
a layer of insight from playing
that we can't just because he's been in the field
this year, so he's been good.
Yep.
Ah, well, you know, the Huntsman take on the bittersweet
in the final match of Challenger's
games before the playoff.
Yeah, Huntsman look great.
Yeah, man.
And they have to win the elite.
They literally have to win.
They can also play P7 in the final.
Like, if they play the team that's already
qualified in the final.
Oh, okay.
They already qualified.
They have two chances.
So they could just like...
Yeah, skate on.
So we're hoping for P7 on the opposite side of the bracket
And they make it
So we're just through
Yeah, because that's like a weird way we can make it in
Because we win win win win there
Yeah
And it's good to like have fun play a fun series
And that P7 team is good bro
They're really good
Yeah they're really good
They definitely deserve it
I was watching Zinn yesterday and someone asked like
How many teams do you think that like the top challengers teams
Could compete with right now in the CDL?
And it's probably like
The Record
See I don't know it's like
Do you think they could beat like a Vancouver
who's been like on an upward trend
even a Carolina
I could see them beating them
they could but like
I could see it yeah
I could see them even beating like a G2
but like it's like a very specific situation
dude look at John's hair
holy fuck that's good
that's a good set right there
yeah John's went frying
it was only a matter of time
that what
John started fucking tucking them all
dude
there's only matter time my man
swooty dude
this kid
this kid comes in and says all the right things
I love swoop bro
he comes in and says all the right things
I love sweet.
He was on the watch party, and he is hilarious.
He's just, he is like,
nowadays in Cod, it's hard to find someone that, like,
has just sheer passion and just loves it.
Like, you can tell he fucking loves it.
Everything about it?
Everything about it.
The content, the playing, like, he...
How old is he?
I think he's 20.
But you can just tell he still has that, like, spark
that so many Cod players have lost because of either bad games.
Look at him.
That's a happy fella.
He just loves it, bro.
I guess happy to be here.
Hell yeah, and I'm happy to have him.
Then my fuck comes in.
He's like, yo, take me fishing.
I was like, whoa, now you're saying things to say things.
And he's like, he's like, whenever he's personally streaming, he's got like the jinxie,
like he was playing S&D8s with the pros, and he'll like be purposefully trolling the pros.
And he'll like look at the camera and be like, what?
He's like jinxy, bro.
He just loves it.
That's comedy right there.
He's a good guy, dude.
He's going to leave it on the screen like that?
Take it off the screen.
Errace it.
But whenever he first came in, he was like,
I like initially met him and he was like doing the fake fan boy.
Like, oh my God, scump.
But now he's like, he's cooled off.
Now he calls you Seth and shit?
No, he doesn't go to Seth.
He still calls you scumper, jumper?
Yeah.
The jumper.
Well, Huntsman's secured the number one scene in the pool play,
playoff winner or the elite whoever plays P-7, P-7.
We already talked about that. So, when is that?
When is that match?
Thursday.
Thursday starts the playoff.
Damn.
So Wednesday is like the last day of all online and then Thursday starts playoff.
Or actually, it might start Wednesday.
Don't they play one match and then a playoff match?
Are you sure?
I don't think so.
Because I think in the other elites, it was Wednesday they'll play their last match
because I think everyone's played four.
I think starts Thursday.
Okay.
What's the benefit of winning challenges?
You get to play in the pro-am.
There's four teams in amateur now.
They're going to play against pros, major three.
And money.
And money.
Yeah, win money.
Yeah.
And just notoriety.
I mean, you win challengers.
Wait, how do the Bush do?
Okay, that's fun.
Pro em's cool.
I don't think they can make anymore.
How long is the Pro Am been around?
Not long.
They only have this like once a year.
Yeah, they do it once a year.
Okay.
It's fucked up.
It should be more.
Okay.
It should be every event.
All right.
But then that would be like CWL style.
I like that.
No spot is safe in the league.
You got some young.
We need that.
That's the problem.
That's the fucking problem.
That's the fucking problem.
That right now we have organizations that are not doing what the fuck they're supposed to be doing.
What's best for the fucking players.
Right?
Those spots.
And since they didn't pay no fucking money for them, from what I understand.
I don't know the full scope of things.
They should be relegated if they're not putting an effort into this thing.
You know?
We have Omit.
We have fucking Bush.
We have so many fucking e-sports organizations that would love to fucking jump in here and do right by the players.
not paying him some fucking minimum bullshit
and fucking actually have competition, man.
Get off.
I mean, I mean, and I hate that the Reads are doing,
the Rear Falcons are doing so bad
because they have infinite funds
and they do pay their players,
and they're in the bottom four.
They need to be up there
so that my point could be a little bit just cleaner.
The pro team, Read Falcons?
They're fucking fourth to last, right, Riley?
No.
Look up the standings.
No, they're in eighth.
They're like middle of the pack, right?
They're an eighth.
Are they an eighth?
We just looked at it.
We just looked at it.
We did.
What's that?
Fourth to last?
I was only looking at the bottom four, though.
Yeah, they were right on the cusp.
Oh, shit.
Damn, hex is right?
Oh, never mind.
Okay, so they're one.
So my point still stands.
That hat's fire.
What's up with the red?
We threw some red in?
That's yours, man.
This hat is clean.
Yes, it is.
That's for hot land.
This is good.
Yeah, you can have it.
Are you coming to Atlanta?
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
You'll have to hop on the watch party at something.
Not only that, but dinners.
Yeah, you got hop on.
We have.
we have the fifth.
Yeah, of course.
Obviously, we're gonna be eating good.
Both, me, you, Zinn, that's for.
Riley, if he fucking chooses to come.
Hilton.
Hound out.
You coming?
Why did you say it so disgustingly?
Atlanta?
Yeah.
I'm not going to Atlanta.
Why?
I might go to Vegas, or I'm gonna go to Vegas, but.
Hell yeah.
I know where you and me are gonna be.
We're gonna be on fucking heaters.
I left the casino up two days ago for the first time in my life.
It never happens.
In my life.
And I sat there with my winnings,
my pocket for like two hours after I was done gambling and didn't gamble it.
Just so can't do.
I kept it in my pocket and just hung out.
Discipline.
I know.
I've won twice at a live casino my entire life.
And one of them was a chalk tall and I took my winnings and we went to us dinner afterwards
and I just used my winnings to pay for for dinner.
That's a free dinner.
Yeah.
With some left over.
It was very nice.
He took leftovers from.
Vegas should be fun.
Vegas is always fun.
Dude, Vegas is always fun.
Right.
Weeds legal.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Med men.
We'll have to go to a show together.
There's a show I always go to.
Yo, sir, you down?
Absinth.
That's Sir, right.
Wait, wait.
What?
Absent is right outside Caesar's.
What is they?
You do absinth and you watch an absinth show?
No, but they have absent drinks that I've certainly indulged in in my time.
Can you tell me?
I've never done it.
What does it do?
At the greatest?
Alcohol just gets you drunker quicker, quicker.
Stronger.
You know, I love that.
It's more effective.
Absent.
You don't see none there?
I don't think I've ever drank absinth.
It's always scared me.
It's green.
Yeah, I think it's fine.
It's kind of a scary name.
I think it does anything.
Let's go drink some absinthe.
Anyways, it's a great show.
You can be absent-minded.
Sounds like I shouldn't be drinking that.
It's an awesome show.
It's an elixir.
Yeah, straight out of the apothecary.
Do you throw it on to the floor and then you let the fumes consume you?
Throw it on the floor, green fucking smoke goes off.
It's like invisibility.
Fucking cloak in Minecraft.
I've never done absinth.
It's a drink.
But if you don't see nothing.
I've never done beer.
I've never done crack.
I've never done, I've never drank crack
Yeah
They just mix it in a cocktail
It tastes like a cocktail, I'm so down to go to some shows though
I'm down to go to shows too
It's a good show I've seen it eight times
I tell everyone to go I love it
Have you been to Rob at the MGM?
No
Great show it's one of my favorites
Let's show it up dude I'm all in on shows
So is absent like the Cirque like
Is it Cirque it's so like
It's like raunchy comedy and insane acrobatics
Okay so yeah it's probably like
It's a good blend of like laughing
And then like they have people on you're like
Holy fuck
It's like one nuts.
It's like this in this small, intimate tent outside Caesars.
Okay.
No one's going to spit on me.
No one's going to spit on you.
We should sit up front.
They'll make fun of us.
They'll make fun of us.
I'd like to see him try.
They'll make fun of us.
What could they possibly say?
I'd like to see them fucking try.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, though.
They'll make fun of it.
Ah, thanks, Riley.
Smashing.
A Japanese man, a Mexican, and a redhead walk into a comedy show.
That's what they're going to say to us.
That's tight.
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The fuck?
What, you just fucking, would you just black out?
All right, Fisher College becomes the first ever collegiate team.
I wanted to make that point.
Okay, no, no, no, no, don't do this.
I wasn't going to do it.
do this because you
can do it. You can do it.
But we expect you to do it. So if you don't do it,
that's more like...
Short-circuiting? Well, yeah.
I mean, it's just...
You got to... Wait, rewind this.
I want to see this. Rewind us. I want to see this.
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Wait, no, didn't they...
What's not Big Burriss?
But yeah, so this is a college team
and they beat a Tier 1
Counter-Strike team. Or tier 2?
Tier 1 or tier 2, tier 1.
But everyone was saying that Fisher
College, they like recruit
so they have like a bunch of good
players. It's just
under a college, so it's like
I am recruit.
Like the miracle on land, bro. I like it.
Is that where Danple? Oh shit, that is.
Yeah, Dan and Ghostie.
Went to Fisher College.
What? Where's that out? To be a fucking lawyer.
I could see that. That's why he said words like
befuddled on the first podcast we ever did.
and I said
No way you just out-englished me
But yeah that's fire
Beating a tier one team
I mean that's putting
Putting them on the map
Who played for Illinois
Never mind
Gosey played for Aligni
The fighting Illinois
Has a college cod team
That's kind of dope
I think a lot of them do
Yeah the U of I
Champagne Illinois
I went there a couple times
In my
1999
well my sister's intrepid
well as you guys can see here
HALA reportedly scraps the BR in favor
of an extraction shooter
dude
how mad are you
not that mad I just don't even want to talk about it
I don't even like their new
I actually do fuck with their new HALO words
they miss their fucking window bro they miss the window
they had a window where there was hype around it
you gotta hit your timings and they just
they release the book and gotta hate your time
you gotta hit your time
and in the gaming world
if you miss your timing, like...
Call a duty timing.
You just chop up a whole game to bad timing.
Well,
a whole five year long project.
Oh, fuck.
Well, now it's like everyone was hype because they're like,
oh, Halo's coming out with something new
that could maybe get it back to a point
that, you know, gets Halo back on the map.
And then it's just like, I never mind.
We're going to go up a little bit.
Go up a little bit. No, no, you go.
You get, you get, you.
Yeah.
So after being canceled in back in 2022,
a new report claims that Halo's long rumor
battle royale mode was worked into an extraction shooter.
I can't stand that fucking kid.
That fucking kid right there.
Who is that?
Who is he just is like an industry plant, Nepo baby.
Yeah.
He's just like somehow started pumping videos and doing shit around the world and I it doesn't
like the funding doesn't make any sense.
So he's just some rich kid who gets to do cooler shit than me and is doing better than me.
God, I hate rich people.
I can't stand that kid.
Do you know all about your friends?
No, and I would be nice to him in person
And I would never say it
But I don't like him
Well, next time I see him, I'm gonna tell him
You said hello
Yeah
Hey, tush, that's what's up
I will say, stop right here
I am almost like
In love with the new Halo
Wordmark right there
They fucking snapped on those letters
Yeah
Fire affinity
That's what we're getting hype about
Yeah, for sure man
How about we get a good halo?
For sure man, those letters are
But yeah,
It's like, see, the reason why I don't really love this move is because Marathon came out, which is made by Bungee, and it had that halo feel to it, the artwork, the feel of the game, the guns, like everything felt like a halo, like extraction shooter.
And I don't know, look up Marathon's steam charts.
How many people are playing Marathon?
Did you play it?
Yeah, I played it.
Was it sponsored?
Yes, but I will say I also downloaded it on my laptop downstairs and played it for like probably five or six hours.
Okay.
Off stream.
So I enjoyed it, you know, enough to download it and play it in my free time.
When was that?
Like in...
Last year?
Early last year?
Like, are you saying like...
When did you do that?
Like, right after my sponsored stream, like the next night I did.
And then have you played it since?
No.
Okay.
Well, because it's not supported it anymore.
It is.
They took out all the cool guns.
What?
There he is.
Yeah, no, I was loving it, bro.
See, like, I.
I feel like nowadays it's just so hard to create a game that will stick.
It's just so hard.
Yeah, that's cool.
Use a Minecraft torch as your fucking radical.
Nerd.
No, the game, like, the combat was fun.
I just, I don't know what, like,
Lucy.
Constitutes a good extraction shooter because, like, you have Arc Raiders.
You have Tarkov, obviously, which is kind of like,
I would say the OG of the extraction shooters.
I've seen enough.
I don't like this game.
This would love this game, I think.
But, like, look at this.
That's cool.
Like, this is, this looks like Halo.
Yeah, 100%.
So that's why it's like, okay, well, Marathon, you know, they tried.
It didn't really get as much traction as I'm sure they wanted.
Now they're going to try a actual official Halo one.
You know, I playtested this game, so you have me to thank.
Yeah, no, they actually did do a good job.
I like the artwork.
I think it's dope.
I just, I'm just old.
I'm just old.
But it's, I feel like gaming now, too.
Like, I feel like public interest plays a huge,
and what games people choose to play.
Like, if you see there's a low player base on a game,
you're not going to grind it because you're not,
you don't have any competition.
You're like, you're not,
I'm not stacking up my chest
against a bunch of people.
It's like, there's 5,000 people playing the game.
So it's like, we're all just trading,
us 5,000, you know?
I feel like it just needs a bigger player base.
And they said that the king couldn't play OBJ,
Touche.
Are you familiar with the...
That's what they were saying, but...
Fuck, were they wrong?
I tried telling people, bro, but nobody believed me.
Where are you?
Oh, number two.
Who is John?
Who is John, fella?
John 287.
John?
An OG?
I tried telling people on the dynasty.
Damon?
I had the most hill time.
And no, everyone was like, no, you didn't.
And it's like, yeah, I'm also slaying too.
I'm doing it fucking all.
Wait, where's, how come formal does I have any time on the hill?
In the CDL.
Was I not soaking?
I must have been hoaring.
I was soaking.
I must have been hoeing.
I was soaking, bro.
Yeah, B-O-3.
It must have been hoaring.
Yeah, someone had to block spawns.
Every single player is a sub-player.
Where's CRIM and Damon?
Every single player is there,
where fuck's Crim?
He must have been hoaring.
Someone had to play the back.
You guys want to flip the whole time?
Someone has to hold.
You like spawning by the hill, right?
Do you want to be in the top 10 most hilltime?
I need to be back there.
I have to be in the back.
He sacrificed his name for you to be up there.
Yeah, you're welcome.
and IW and IW next, just the dynasty team.
Compile all of...
Compile all the hilltimes?
Go back.
Only the dynasty.
This is a weird like six year late search for tipping.
Well, dude, no, because the narrative around my name is I'm a kill whore.
Who says that?
Everybody says that.
Everybody does that.
That was just a dumb kill whore.
I want you to go back from the start of the dynasty.
No nade shot, the dynasty.
And I want you to compile the hill time.
What if it just shows that the rest of us were also dumb killhors
and maybe you just had the most of the killhors?
It means he was better.
It's not going to clear your name.
It's just going to make everyone else seem like dumb kill horrors on the dynasty.
They're going to say you were the horrist of the horror kill horrors.
Wait, not if I have the most hilltime.
Dude, Michael Jordan shot the most shots and look at what he got them, you know?
Yeah.
He shot the most shots every year in the league.
It'd be better to compare your hilltime to other sub players in the league.
Yes.
You should look at your hilltime.
compared to other people that played your role.
Yeah, your role.
Fuck them fools.
What's what I'm saying?
Because that's when,
or else they're just going to say?
They were getting guns.
What's Shotsie Hilltop look like?
Oh, he whores.
Nah, Bruce, I think Bruce is our biggest soaker.
You got to be number one soaker, right?
I mean, by far.
By far.
Brandon is soaking.
Yeah, yeah, you can bump out.
Your third line, but you can bump.
Holy fuck.
This is sick.
Who does this?
Some nerd?
Or some robot.
I think it's Riley.
It's Claude.
Easy Mac and Claude.
My God.
Bersie's soaking.
Wait, is this only CDL era?
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Can you go to Vanguard?
Can you check out?
I just want to see some.
I just want to see.
I just want to see if you even have that.
It's a backfire and I'm like last.
Seth played the reverse psychology.
He's like, you don't have Vanguard, right?
Obviously.
Oh, wait, you do.
Here it is.
Okay, you don't have to.
You don't have to like.
Yeah, you're last in Vanguard.
XQC has some tips for the next
Optic Silent Library.
XQC.
Oh, what the fuck?
I was pissed.
I wasn't in this.
Dude, is his sister texted me this and said,
what is this?
And I'm like, I mean...
Oh damn, that shit got a lot of likes.
And a lot of shares.
I can't hear them, right?
Sorry.
You're trying to start a fire.
You have to start them over.
You spin it.
If you spin it, you're causing sideways friction at the same time for free.
It is what it isn't.
I mean, I know my shit.
It's what it isn't.
See, I like that.
XQC is a competitor.
Because my strategy and we were shooting it, I was like,
can I hold it in my hand?
Because my hands are warm.
Yeah, so I'm like, can I hold it in my hand to melt it faster?
And obviously, that goes against the whole point of the video, which is to humiliate us.
So I was getting told no.
But yeah, there's some strategy behind it for sure.
Nice.
Yeah, I could have both.
Could you be, can you get, could you do that one?
Let's see who can, who can eat the ice cream quicker?
You couldn't do that, right?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not in that either.
I'm not, I'm not getting brain freeze.
One, I'm not getting brain freeze.
Two, my teeth will fucking hurt.
and I will hurt people.
You got sensitive teeth?
Yeah.
I do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got a crown
in one of my molars
because I chipped it
eating a watermelon sour patch.
I like to stick my teeth
inside of an ice cream scoop
in front of people
with sensitive teeth to freak them out.
My front teeth are fine.
Full bite it with teeth.
Yeah.
I can do that.
I have gaps
so they go straight to the gum.
It's just this back molar
muller, it fucking,
I can't.
Oh, dude, I literally just got a shock.
Yes.
Chapp.
QT coaches dashy in ranked.
Is that a video?
It's a genius idea.
It's like when Casey Nysat,
Hatchatchat, JP, uh, do a vlog for him.
It was unacceptable and Mercaly's would agree,
but ain't a way you let them win this.
Lacken world.
Mercury's joined Optic mid-20205.
Many say he saved your season and carried you to the championship.
Maybe this is what it looks like without them.
Reset, breathe.
Yo, this thing's cooking it, bro.
Shut the fuck out.
Doesn't comply.
Hold the street lane, Bruce.
Scump didn't retire for this.
Yeah, what the fuck?
That was this thing so smart.
Understood.
Still looking strong despite the score.
Let's get some wraps in for next time.
Ain't no grand finals.
You got this.
Good work.
Oh my god.
Cheating AI.
They're cheating, bro.
Yo, that's actually kind of fucking crazy.
Uh, yes.
Did you guys watch the AI doc yet?
Please tell me you did.
Because that's right up your alley.
I didn't because you bought it on your account.
Instead of buying it on my account so that you can watch it and then I can watch it.
I'll give you my login.
So you just bought a, yeah.
I'll give you my login.
Is that good?
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, inside paper.
What new?
Clawed powered AI coding agent deletes entire company database in nine seconds.
Backups zapped after cursor tool powered by Anthropics Claude goes rogue, Tom's hardware.
I just want a little side note there.
I bought it on my account.
Yeah.
bought it on my account
all this property that you guys are hearing
every day.
Which one?
About what?
You know,
just me being on your account,
me buying movies on your account.
No,
it's worse now.
I can't believe you.
I don't buy anything.
Bro.
It's worse now.
It's like,
it's a shit.
It's worse now.
So I'm gonna get,
he just made it.
He just made it worse for himself.
I can clear so many things today.
I don't know.
Clear out what you were late today.
Obviously some very glaring
inc securities coming out here.
Tell them.
Tell them why you were late today.
Clear your name on that too.
I got nothing today.
dude, I fucking set my alarm for 845, woke up to, I'm just not enough for you, fucking Drake,
and then fell right back asleep, woke up at 950 without the alarm, Undertaker.
You've got a Drake alarm clock.
Yeah, so does Nick.
A long clock and a Stanley Cup with a fucking straw.
Nick has a poster on a ceiling.
You're all over the left.
I will say, though, what he was doing right there was clearing his name because people say that he doesn't buy movies because he's been watching it.
But to be fair, like my account is also like the Hex Quarters account.
So all the movies that you guys watch, you and Bruce and everybody that was here.
Oh, yeah.
That's all, like, everybody has that.
Like, Nick has my account too.
What you did, though, is you bought one on your private account.
So no one else can see it.
Well, I've been buying movies on my account.
He was trying to clear his name with that.
Well, I've been buying movies on my account, though.
You see that?
But not to share.
Well, I'm getting sore, bro.
I just get road all the time.
It's getting sore.
I know, but just starting to chafe.
As Vanguard.
What is his Vanguard?
What is his Vanguard?
Vanguard.
Is this Hilltime or overall?
21st.
21st, dude.
SMG.
This is Hill time?
Uh, okay.
Are any of my teammates?
Oh shit, Shotsy beat me.
And Hooke.
Hook be him.
Hook is right there.
SMG.
Wait.
This looks like it's Hardpoint KD.
Where?
Oh.
Yeah, no, but sort it by Hilltime.
Not, no, it's hard point KD.
Uh.
No, go back up and click the time.
Why are you guys made, why?
Why?
Why the fuck?
are we making call duty boring by showing me fucking spreadsheets
show me a play too i haven't seen me it's not good show me good show
there it is 34th lower you should have kept it hey that's one of my numbers that's that's
hey i'm averaging just under a minute a map who's last who's horrid is it a g
wait who's last it's a g yeah that was a snipe
uh 20 i say 20 age hated the hill
Dude.
Hated it.
Hated it.
Right there.
Yep.
I just,
oh,
never mind.
I saw the Y
from felony.
There he is.
Right there.
Yep.
No.
Yeah.
10th.
Okay.
Ender soaking.
Wait,
who's number one?
Who's the hill kitty?
Lamar.
Ack?
And it's like,
I see the biggest shark thing?
Can I see that?
You have,
you have Lamar and A.
On the same team.
Someone's got to get the time.
That's true.
You asked about the shark.
I wanted to see the shark, too.
I do you want to see the shark.
What is this?
Big shark.
That's a great white right there.
Yo, am I tripping for thinking the bigger the shark, the more friendly it probably is?
Because that thing probably sees people and it's like, I don't want to eat you.
They don't want to eat you anyways, but I get what you're saying.
Like if I see a small little stocky shark, I'm like, yeah, that thing's starving.
Yeah.
This thing is fed.
Can we back the fucking camera up so I can get some scale?
Who's recording this?
Oh, it's that chick.
I saw a documentary on that check.
This creature is responsible for millions, millions of human deaths on a yearly,
basis.
And on the
and on the other side
is a great white shark.
Nice.
I knew you're going
somewhere with that
you got there.
Is that the...
Yes.
Yes.
It too will die
if I'm fighting.
Is that the famous
like tag?
There's like a tag shark
and it's the biggest
gray white.
It's like it's a girl shark.
That's a thick bitch.
Yeah.
That is a thick bitch.
Look at that.
Would you guys ever do this?
Yes.
If you knew that it was fed
and you knew that it
stand the ocean. If you knew
that it was fed and you knew it wouldn't attack
you, would you consider it? If I knew it wouldn't attack me, that's
much different. Well, if it's fed, it's not going to
eat you. That's not necessarily.
Oh, have you ever eaten a full dinner?
It's going to attack me.
Even if it's fed. But you would have to do that.
Who knows it? Why would you? Here's the
argument that you should have gone with.
Have you ever said at a restaurant?
Have you ever said a restaurant? You're not helping that thing
no matter what you do. I'm just on the back.
I'm flipping that over. Yeah.
You don't have no arms. We got to flip you off.
As long as you hold on.
The redirect?
Yeah.
No, if you flip it over and it goes into a deep trance, it can't do anything.
If you put it on a headlock, you'll be fine.
It's a vaveling.
It's a 4,000 pound Great White.
Just guide it into its trance mode.
Matt, what I was going to say is that the argument we should have made is,
have you ever sat at a dinner table,
finished the entire,
the entire plate that you got served for Thanksgiving and then got some pecan pie?
Animals don't think like that.
Somebody could have poked my eyes out during that part.
That too.
Animals don't think like that.
Oh, like, oh, shit.
Let me get the snack in
I mean there's some like animals that will obviously
Just attack like if they're provoked in their
Territorial like a gorilla or a rhino
Or a hippo
Hippos are fucked
I don't know if animals go back for seconds
I think they do
Well they don't they don't just kill to kill
Unless you're a polar bear
Definitely do
Crocodiles
Polar bears killer whales kill for fun
That's all they're born for us to eat and mate
And mate
But if they're fed
They kill to mate
Where did we as a species go wrong
Where did we as a species go wrong?
Why do we have to complicate it for ourselves?
We got it all, though.
If nature dictates it, all you have to do is eat and fuck, where do we go wrong?
Because we're sentient, we're greedy.
I mean, it's just...
Human nature?
We're fearful.
Like, animals don't think like that.
Where's that video that Orca killing the Great White?
A Great White doesn't have to worry about his 401K.
He just has to worry about...
Yeah, he doesn't have rent.
No, he's just...
They don't even have houses.
Yo, I'm getting hungry.
Time to go.
It's like, oh, look at this branch.
They're always going.
they wake up and just look for food.
Their lives suck.
It's just a nonstop quest for food all the time until they die.
And sometimes they get really hungry.
They get really hungry.
See, that I would not get in.
If that thing was hungry, absolutely not.
But if it's fully fed, I know it just ate a whale or a seal or something.
I'm like...
And it's not like you can wear like a metal armor because you'd sink to the bottom.
Armour's not saving you.
From the crushing grips of that jaw.
I mean, dude, that thing hits you with its fucking tail.
dead. Concussed.
Straight to the bottom. All right. Let's do
the ultimate one-on-one draft.
Re-re-re-re-re-mix.
Musician, wait.
Most overrated? All right. I'll go first.
Thank God. Drake.
Whoa.
Crazy. Most overrated artist.
Shit. This is actually, this is a tough one.
Um.
Huh.
Most overrated.
Well, who's rated like very, very highly?
Yeah, you have to do that.
I had a good pick, but I don't know.
Like, yeah.
I'm going to stir the pot.
I'm just speaking from my heart.
I'm going to get sturdy with these picks here.
I don't know.
But you can already start thinking all of them.
I already know my movie.
Well, I know.
It just started, though.
I'll go.
I might need to get skipped, dude.
This just came quick.
I don't know.
And I'm on the spot, so it's like.
I was on the spot.
I rose to the occasion.
I think you missed, but you did put a nice job.
I did. Bro, definitely
just the, did not.
He's top three all the time.
Top three, what?
Rapper, for sure.
For sure. I'm so sorry.
You're just an old head, bro.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, the guy, the guy that came from the era that fucking invented the fucking thing.
I'm going to go like more like new style hip hop that I just don't fuck with because it's just, it's just like you go into fruit loops and you just.
Yes.
Yes.
Underwater rap.
Underwater rap.
I'm gonna go.
No lyrics.
It's just sayings.
Autotuned.
He's gonna go at some point.
Say one of the littles.
Say little something.
No,
because I like Uzi.
I'll go Playboy.
Playboy Cardi.
I can,
that's not even how you spell
Playboy,
it's with an eye, I bet.
But see,
the thing is I like some of,
I do like some of his songs.
It's just overall,
see, it's just not my style of music anymore.
I would have liked it.
Oh, I've got a good one,
I think.
At a certain time.
I've got a good one.
If anyone listen.
to this. Morgan Wellen is what you're going to say.
Close. Same vein.
No, I was thinking. If anyone puts this guy
on on their own accord that I'm going to say,
you should be in jail. I'm going to go Jay-Z.
I kind of agree with that. Same.
I'm going to go jelly roll.
Okay. Who the fuck is putting that on?
Okay, so I'm actually happy because
I've never, never done that.
So I was like... Who the fuck is putting that on?
Okay, now is jelly roll
like a dude or a girl?
a good person. He has a good story. He's got a hot wife. What does he do? What's he
country? He's a country artist that was like in prison for a while. He got sober. He changed his life.
Is he the guy with all the tattoos on the face? God bless him. God bless him for that.
He's the guy that says, uh, it's like, I don't know who's, hey, put on that J-roll, baby.
But I'm proud of everything else he's done. Yeah, yeah, same. I mean, I've seen him for sure.
I didn't know that else was his name. My other two answers was going to be, um, six, nine,
and the Beatles. Whoa, the Beatles. Beals is crazy. Yeah, Beatles is crazy. I don't even listen to him,
but I just know.
Here comes the sign.
All right, that's a banger.
All right, TV show movie, The Office.
Not funny in any capacity.
Never will be.
Wow.
It's not a funny show.
I can't get on that one.
It's not a funny show.
The Office is great.
That's for NPCs.
Well.
NPC humor.
See, I wouldn't find it humor, though.
It's more, I mean, there's some funny parts, but it's like a background noise show.
You know, it's more, it's so highly rated that I can jab at it.
If everyone didn't hoot and holler and rave about it all the time, so outwardly, I
Wouldn't care.
Yeah, you do have to go like, you have to go huge if you're going to win.
That's right.
I'm going to go family feud.
Oh, that's...
You don't love that?
I don't love it.
I like that answer.
It's a fun show.
I just don't like it.
It just doesn't fuck with it.
Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, fucking right.
Yeah, fucking right.
Best trilogy of all time holds the test of time still good 20 years later, whatever it is.
Harry Potter? No, Harry Potter's fantastic.
Let's go, I should have been thinking.
Rick and Morty.
I love Rick and Morty.
I love Rick and Morty.
I love it.
TV show or movie?
I have two.
Rick and Morty or Family guy, though?
Family guy.
That's different.
I would say family guy is a counterpart of South Park.
I would say it's like the Simpsons.
All right.
Pro athlete.
You know what?
it is, Riley. Don't even fucking look at me. South Park's too raunchy.
Like, that's like it's... I like Rick and Morty more
than Family Guy. Really? I think it has more
depth to it, yeah. It's got a good storytelling and...
Maybe I need to go back and watch it. Family guy's funny, though.
For sure. Let's go pro-ath.
LeBron James. You are so old.
Look at his face. So dumb.
I'm going to... Such a dumb take.
What are you talking about? You want to... Wake up.
Wake up. He's as old as you, and he's averaging 28.
Do you know why he's still? You know, you know?
Why he's still playing?
Because he's still chasing what he cannot attain
because he was just not naturally gifted
the way that my guy was.
You are dumb.
Fucking put.
Why would you do that?
We're only going...
We're done with the 90s.
See, now you see him done.
We're done with the 90s.
Then don't dress the way you dress.
What do you mean?
I'm wearing an optic shirt.
Yeah, from the 90s.
That didn't go.
I'm on the podcast.
I had to throw this on.
You didn't have to.
I had to.
I would have had to change when I got here.
I'm to go, Aaron Judge.
Oh.
Just for his...
Just for his playoff, just for that one year he broke in the playoffs.
He broke on the playoffs hard.
Lamar Jackson.
Can't get it done.
Can't get it done.
Actually, that's a good job.
Electric in college, though,
in our first couple of years, shit on the knolls real bad in college.
Food, snack.
Oh, it's me.
Ampetizer.
Okay, snack, main, and app, or just one?
What's one?
Just pick one.
I'm going to go with, like, in a Kutermont,
It's been added to food and it's trendy
And I think it's just fucking horrible
And just completely overshadows everything
You have it on truffle
Anything truffle
It's just so fucking loud
Yeah
And just in your face
For no reason
It's just like get out my face bro
And they want to put it on everything
Yes
He's kind of fries
Truffle tits
Truffle spaghetti
Fucking everything
Get it out of my face
In the right amount
You know what I don't like either
Squid Ink pasta
Fuck that shit
Fuck that shit
Fuck that shit
I don't want it all
black, I don't want my pasta all dark and black.
Why don't I want squid jizz?
Squids. And it's cold?
Ew.
Cold? Fuck that. Ew. Ew.
Cold pasta? Fuck out of you.
Fuck you. Yeah. Ever heard of fucking fire?
All right. Yo, Matt.
Bitch?
Um.
I have mine loaded and I'm really praying that you don't take it.
I'm not going to it. Lucky Charms. What the fuck?
Okay, yeah. You definitely didn't take it.
Yeah. What the fuck? I actually didn't have an answer.
Mine's Caviar. This guy hates fun. Family Feud and Lucky Char.
Caviar.
Caviar.
It's just way better.
It is.
It is.
It's just way better.
I can definitely do without it.
For price to enjoyment ratio, I feel like caviar is not worth.
It's caviar.
It's so over.
Everywhere I have it.
It's just a rack.
It's very fun.
Look what he said.
Everywhere I fucking have it.
It's horrible.
Yeah.
Caviar is very fun.
But I don't think it's, it's just not, it's not worth it.
But it is a fun.
It's a good take.
Yeah.
It's a good take.
Like every once in a while, yeah, it's fun.
Am I like?
Oh my God, this caviar is so good.
No, it's like it's salty.
Yeah, it's just to suck your own dick and say that's caviar.
It's just slimy salt.
Steakousers.
It's the story.
Yeah, I mean caviar.
What'd you say?
A dish?
Steak.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I'm going to be honest with you.
You fucking serve me a plate where there's only a slab of meat.
I'm going to say, where's the rice?
Where's the beans?
Where's the mashed potatoes?
Where are the size?
Steak is one of the purest foods that you can just eat straight up and it's that good.
off the rip.
It's so rage, baby.
You have an awful list.
And LeBron James is your
Michael Jordan?
Yeah, that's gonna be fucking nuts.
Your list can be inverse
for best
musician TV show, pro athlete,
and food.
And it would fit better
than what we have drafted,
which is most overrated.
I agree.
If you don't know ball,
for sure.
I know fucking ball.
I only did Michael Jordan
to piss off the other.
Yeah, exactly.
I know fucking ball.
I did LeBron James
because I'm just speaking factually.
Who's not overrated?
he's the number one.
He's undoubtedly the best basketball player to ever walk the earth.
Without a shadow of a doubt.
This is just a rage mate list.
Oh, I'm not even, I'm not even bother.
I'm not even fucking bother.
Riley, cut it, cut it.
The three people that love jelly roll.
I don't love that answer, but fuck it.
Fuck it.
You don't want that smoke.
Swifties, dude.
You don't want that smoke on your door side.
All right, what's up, Riley?
Is this where it ends?
Ladies and gentlemen, that is going to do it for this episode of the podcast.
I hope that you guys enjoyed it.
If this rage bait got to you,
please let us know in the comments.
Let us know who has the most accurate
overrated league list of all time.
Me, shorter letters, four of them,
H-E-C-Z.
We'll see you guys next week.
Peace out.
Peace.
