OpTic Podcast - XQC Reacts to OpTic, Jordan vs. LeBron & OpTic Place T4 at Minor 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 274

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:22 Free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Let's go pro-ath. LeBron James. You are so old. Look at his face. So dumb. I'm going to such a dumb take.
Starting point is 00:00:38 What are you talking about? Wake up. What are you talking about? He's as old as you and he's averaging 28. You know why he's still playing? You know why he's still chasing what he cannot attain because he was just not naturally gifted the way that my guy was. You are dumb.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Fucking put. Why would you do that? We're done with the nine. Now you see him done. We're done with the 90s. Then don't dress the way you dress. What do you mean? I'm wearing an optic shirt.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yeah, from the 90s. I'm on the podcast. I had to throw this on. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to the Optic Podcast episode 274-7-4 or 274. Today's episode is brought to you by the Invincible versus by Skybound Games. What? I don't know. That just fucking irked me.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Good. I literally did that to irk. You just did two. You just somehow did two seven. Yeah. 27. Yeah. Two seven.
Starting point is 00:01:39 It's not even that I like the six seven. It's just that I don't know that. I literally did that as a show of disrespect for this for this new up and coming generation. Give me a trophy. Why? Just because I'm here. God damn it. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:01:54 All right. Here we go. Here he is. You know what I'm saying? Here he is. Tush. The Grass League. Obviously we have family over there with the horsemen.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Did you have a good time? Like, how did that come about? You got to host? That's fucking awesome. I had a great time. I wouldn't say I hosted. I think I was more color on the broadcast. There were certainly some more experienced broadcasters than me.
Starting point is 00:02:14 But yeah, I was on the golf channel. Look at you, dude. You look like you belong in that. Not only do you belong, but I'm going to call bullshit because, yes, sure, there might be people out there that have been doing it longer. But you're a really good host. Like, you can see it just on your camera pressing. So don't sell yourself short. I appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:02:30 They teed me up very nicely. They were good at filling all the dead time and they would kick it over to me and I would be able to yap for maybe 15 to 30 second increments and then toss it back to them. But they have to fill so much dead time on that broadcast. So shout out to them for doing that. But the president of this league is someone that I golf with like four years ago and he's new to the league as the presidential role. So he gave me a call and he was like, hey, what do you think about? Who is it? Michael Prendiville.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh, yes. Do you know how? I think I do. You might. Oh, he used to work for Dignitas, I think. Yes. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:00 So Prendi. I don't know if we should cut that or not I don't really know I mean that's very publicly the president I'm sure that he's very happy to be the president of the Yeah he gave me a call and uh I was like yeah that sounds sick and uh It was fun I was shitting my pants before this rep
Starting point is 00:03:13 Because like we had a one hour YouTube stream that was like more chill And then productions in your ear like all right we're swapping a golf channel tush We're gonna toss it over to you in like seven minutes So I'm standing there for seven minutes You got nervous really? Oh freaking out dude I mean I'm on golf channel first time yeah I guess but you're you're like already good at being on camera. I played it off nicely, but I was shitting myself. But yeah, it was a great time. I'm looking forward to more. Hopefully the league continues to grow so I can
Starting point is 00:03:39 continue to do that. Yeah, I didn't know, I mean, I just don't know golf. So I didn't know like what this was. It's a very adolescent league. It's high stakes par three. Two man scramble tournaments, 11 franchises. A lot of money floating around. All par threes? Yeah, it's a par three course. It's a par three and four course, but they downsize it for the tournament. See, that's like high stakes though, because like you fuck up your first hit. Yeah, you have a lot. I mean, they're all sticks out there. They're all very good golfers, and it's a scramble format, which means, like, you take the best ball out of the two.
Starting point is 00:04:07 So if you fuck up, your teammate can bail you go out and hit a good shot, then you take his ball, and then you both have the same putt at it. But yeah, if you're not going like seven under each day, it's a two-day event. If you're not going seven under each day, you're going to have no chance to win. So you got a score. I'm sure that you received like some, like a report card afterwards that they say they liked you on it? I haven't got a physical report. I don't know if that's how that works in broadcasting.
Starting point is 00:04:29 I think I've never been in a formal broadcast like that, but everyone was very forward about how excited they were to have me on and how well I did. So that felt good. Yeah, that's good. Oh, shit. Oh, that's beautiful right there. What was that?
Starting point is 00:04:42 Doc? I don't know. That's Austin Quick or someone Werski. I don't know his first name. But yeah, these guys were lighting it up. They made five pars and 13 buries. All of them with Jordan won lows. Love that. Look at that scorecard.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Look at the front nine. They made one par. All those circles are birdies. Damn. No albatrosses, though. That's what I usually try to go for. You can't even make an albatross on a part three course. That'd be a zero.
Starting point is 00:05:04 It's just a whole in one, right? It's a negative one. You guys don't know about the coveted a negative one? Well, yeah, but it's a whole in one. A hole in one is a yeah, but albatross is a two on a five or a one on a four. You can't make an albatross. I was talking to Is about that because I threw the masters on, just had it on while we were chilling. And how hard is it to get an albatross?
Starting point is 00:05:24 How often will you see one? You'll see hauling ones more often than an albatross? Albatross is typically going to be on drivable par fours or par fives. So it's going to be typically a longer shot in, probably like 220. Like 190 to 240 would be like probably an albatross that you make on a par five. But par three's are anywhere from like 95 to 200 yards. Have you ever made a whole one? It's all luck.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I've made two hole and ones on par three courses. So that's up for debate if those actually count. Why wouldn't they count? There's debate in the golf space. And he's like so tough And you hole in one a par four? You can, yeah There's some shorter par fours
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah Because like what's a normal drive for someone Like what's a like The average golfer No like a TGA Or with like no top spin? The average drive on tour is probably Like 2705
Starting point is 00:06:19 90 carry Oh shit Yeah carry dude Oh shit There he is 290 carry Come on Oh there he is
Starting point is 00:06:26 Come on We gotta do this again. Dude, yeah, we were talking about, me and Zinn were like, we want to get back out there. I remember you guys were so fired up on you. You're like, we're getting globes.
Starting point is 00:06:36 We're going to start practicing. I knew you guys were lying through your teeth. Yeah, but then I had a kid and that kind of went out of window. But Zinn has no excuse. He said the same thing about the gym. You actually don't have a bad form. And I know this because I took classes. No, I look stiff, bro.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Don't give me credit. No, you look stiff, but the, but the top swing on the bottom, on the bottom vertex. Look how stiff this. this back swing is. I think I laughed really hard at this stuff because you like five times.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Well, look how bent over you. That club's too short for you, in my opinion. See, I knew something's wrong. The face is open. So it's the club side. See,
Starting point is 00:07:11 if that makes contact though, there's potential. Gone. Sailing. You don't want gone. Yeah, but we want to get back out there again. We should set that up.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Damn, dude. You know what it is? What is it? He was getting so pissed. I was going to say that you were a big one. Well, I was getting pissed because it was on live stream. If it was just us like playing, I wouldn't give a shit. I'm cackling.
Starting point is 00:07:37 If it was like us just playing for fun, who gives a fuck? But since we're like live and everyone is judging our every swing and I miss it five times, of course I'm tweaking. It's a tough game, bro. It is a tough game. Like if you watch golf, you're like, oh, that doesn't look too hard. Then you get out there and you're like, holy shit. I had, when, when Good Good First started, I, I, I, I,
Starting point is 00:07:58 pitched a oh shit Zinn. Yeah Zinn he was actually pretty good shot here. That was a dude Wait what? Don't let him hear this
Starting point is 00:08:05 but he was solid. Yeah no that's a good shot. So I pitched an idea in which the Gugans would make fishing reels and rods out of the clubs and then we would sneak into into clubs to go fishing these ponds just as a video
Starting point is 00:08:20 you know like a cool video. I think the the cool part of it would have been to actually turn a golf club into a fishable rod. Two and one? Yeah, so like fucking sneak in with the rods, fucking fish to get a tenor
Starting point is 00:08:33 out of their fucking viral, whole in one right after. That would be one of the best clips of all time. A ten pounder and then a hole in one after? I don't know if anything beats that in the manly world. Never going to happen. That's like... I never say never. Yeah, never say never. I think that the way to do that would be
Starting point is 00:08:50 to like just get a hole in one and immediately, like just go for a hole in once your entire life and then immediately after you hit finally one, you go to the lake right next one and try to get a out of there. And it's going to be a 10-pounder. All the ones are just lock.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Well, 10, you're more likely to catch a fish in a small pond like that than to hit a hole in one anywhere. A 10-pounder, though? That's a big, that's a big baby. Not a 10-pounder, not a 10-pounder. That's a big old baby. That's a big old baby.
Starting point is 00:09:14 But yeah, no, I'm hyped for you. That's awesome because you said you were stepping away from streaming and then boom, already getting a cool opportunity. Streaming. Yeah, that was cool. I'm stepping away from streaming in my chair. Yeah, can I just ask you like what was the main catalyst
Starting point is 00:09:28 for you wanting to step away. Just a lot of reasons. I mean, like, it's so different nowadays. Twitch is kind of, like, dead. It doesn't have the same pulse as it used to. I feel like gaming is just, like, in a weird spot. That's in a tough spot. I quit Apex because, like, I care about myself now
Starting point is 00:09:41 and care about how I feel because I got sober. So, like, stop playing Apex. That's going to slice the viewership by, like, 65%, which has already gone down so much over the past two, three years, because Twitch is dying. And then I started playing different games. And then I was, like, this viewer account makes me feel like shit about myself. and also I just don't enjoy gaming.
Starting point is 00:10:00 It's like that's how all streamers are, bro. Yeah, I don't enjoy gaming. Is it you don't enjoy gaming or you just don't enjoy Apex? And Apex was obviously your main game and you felt obligated to play Apex. And if you didn't play Apex, you said your viewers should go down. I mean, I haven't played a game off stream in like seven years. Really? Okay, so you just don't fuck with gaming then.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Yeah, I don't think so. I think I grew out of it like a year or two after starting Apex. Yeah. Just became a job. and then it's like, I don't really enjoy it. Yeah, no, I feel you. Yeah, there's several reasons, but yeah, it's just not the same. I mean, we've seen a lot, like, I think that that was like, like, Tifu took a step back, too.
Starting point is 00:10:36 He was like, it started to feel like, what's the saying? It's like, I used to stream to live, now I live to live to stream or something. Or I used to live to live to shut the fuck up. Something like that. So crotchies? Was that Socrates? That might have been so crates. I will.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Socrates, I will say, I will say, I will say, I do like that, I mean, Tfus out there, I saw a clip of him catching a fish in open sea and then diving with the fish into the water to release them. Yeah, Turner's crazy. Yeah, he's crushing. Turner's crazy. Yeah, yeah. He also can do whatever he wants. He's loaded.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Yeah. Loaded. Yeah, that helps a lot. That helps a lot. But what I am saying there is that he's loaded, but he's doing like all the cool shit that he wants to do. He's, you know, because he's using it to do shit. You got to spend it. You got to live, maybe.
Starting point is 00:11:30 That's what I'm saying. You got to live. You got to spend some of it. Buy yourself the Ferrari you always wanted. Two? You could three and I wouldn't even feel it. There it is. A grouper.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Whoa. That thing is fucking massive. Posting a fishing vlog on YouTube? That's got to be a Goliath, right? Goliath grou. Tifu, hit me up. Dude, apparently groupers. I saw a Instagram thing.
Starting point is 00:11:51 They're called groupers because they're very curious. there was a bunch of divers like just investigating like looking at like around a coral reef and you just see a grouper like just sitting there like tried to see what the fuck's going on and he like it was like it was kind of like a dog like he like pushed it away and then it just came right back they seem chill yeah no i kind of don't want to eat one now but they're tasty sure are yeah well what are you gonna do listen we are we have entered the state of hailstorms and we are lucky that friscoe has like this magic bubble on top of it and I'm knocking.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Whoa. Turn that shit up, right? We get, no, we get hailstorm sometimes. No, we might get it tonight. I remember my car, I actually got pretty significant hail damage because I forgot to put it in the garage one night
Starting point is 00:12:39 and I went outside and it's got like a bunch of like little fucking density, yeah. This was two days ago? What's today? Wednesday? Tuesday. This was yesterday. This was yesterday.
Starting point is 00:12:51 These house styles, this looks like a prosper. slash McKinney. I was going to say Selina. Fate, Texas. Fate? I thought it said
Starting point is 00:13:02 the fate of Texas Monday night. Yeah, look, bottom line, I've seen worse. So this was, so like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:13:09 our Sims are so different because this storm was going on and I like heard the thunder and shit, I could see the lightning, but just 20 minutes away,
Starting point is 00:13:17 they're just getting pounded by hail and we're just getting nothing. I was one of 81,000 people watching Max Velocity
Starting point is 00:13:23 chase around fucking, well, not him, but the people that he was watching chasing around tornadoes in Oklahoma. Yeah. And they came across one as it was forming and it was a fucking massive ass one. Whoa. Yeah, look at the size of that. That's pretty insane.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah, that thing is nuts. That's me right here. This is me. This is my footage. Sure is. That's you? Yeah, that's the back yard. When was this?
Starting point is 00:13:47 I don't know. Look at the date. Oh, okay. I was going to say. That happened some bad ones here. There's been some times where like. If that thing bongs you on the. the head like
Starting point is 00:13:55 I get mad sometimes and I catch him and throw him back up into the air like you might die to that no person that thing is like
Starting point is 00:14:02 you can die you could die but it only reaches it only reaches it only reaches terminal velocity just like anything else right
Starting point is 00:14:08 so oh it won't really like even if you throw a penny off the Empire State building even if you throw it down
Starting point is 00:14:15 at one point because of the air resistance is going to terminal velocity it's not just gonna be like a bullet nah right
Starting point is 00:14:22 from Space. Terminal velocity means it can't go any faster. What's the fast of terminal velocity? And can you kill a human? Ah, no. I'm only about eight recorded deaths in the last 70 years from Hale. That's super unlucky it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:14:37 So maybe just a headache? And one guy, one of the guys was outside trying to catch snowflakes, but it'd actually be hard to like identify what killed him once it melts. Unless you saw it live. Yeah. You know what I mean? It would be a good time to murder someone. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:14:51 It'd be a good time to bludgeon someone. What the fuck did? I'm just glad that they're not icicles falling and they're actually just like pebbles and round things. Is it just an icicle? Spears. Yeah. Then you're dying for show.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Terminal loss of the constant maximum speed of falling object reaches when the upward force and drag equals to the downward force of gravity resulting in zero acceleration. A typical human skydiver reaches a terminal velocity of roughly 120, 150 miles per hour. So this varies based on body position. Yeah, y'all have fun with your skydiving. I already did it. won't don't have to do it. My girl's been skydiving.
Starting point is 00:15:25 She picked up a new hobby. It's fucking skydiving. Tandom or solo? She has to do tandem like a few times. She's trying to get certified. You know what's next. You, you're tend to next.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I'm probably going to do it. Yeah, you have to do it. I'm probably going to have to do it or else I'm a huge pussy. Do you trust her? Losellum. Do you trust her? Oh, I'm not going to tandem with her. You, brother, it's coming.
Starting point is 00:15:44 It's got to come. Imagine you're up there. Might as well chop my dick off all I'm at it. It's going to come. You're up there before she pulls. So she's like, all right, before I pull our shoot, will you marry me? Will you marry me? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Yes. You don't mean it. You don't mean it. I'd say yes. You say some crazy shit and then you actually end up living. You say some hated shit on the way down? Yeah, no. It happens in movies.
Starting point is 00:16:07 All right, not to some sad news. This is the part of the podcast where we deliver some horrible, horrendous news. Optic places top four at the CDL minor. That's not a race. Tournament after game, going game five with LATives. Yeah. what are you going to do? Yeah, I mean, I wasn't, I was upset, obviously, that we lost, but it's like, they went down
Starting point is 00:16:26 2-0, battled back, went to a game 5, and just lost it. And it was like, Thieves searched the way they were playing, like, they were playing four shotsy. And then when they played Miami in the final, they completely changed their play style. Like, they were just sitting and spawn on every offense on both maps. Cowards. And then they were just waiting for a scam. But then they played Miami and they, like, up the pace.
Starting point is 00:16:49 and then it's I mean they still won but they definitely were like that was their game plan and it worked but yeah I mean what are you going to do just got to work on search I'm sure that a lot of people ask themselves the same question that I ask myself always I'm like if I had the skill if I had the formal skill what or scumps or any of them like what would it take for me to be disciplined and not to chow everything because I'm already challenging everything now with this fucking skill that I got. I'll tell you what. It took a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:21 It took a lot and it didn't really even work. Well, we got pretty fortunate with the S&D games we were playing. Because like this game, this game compared to like an IW search. Like IW search was literally, okay, pick a bomb site and we're going to forerun of it. And made the best, made the best team win. I mean, yeah, it's like Plaza Search in this game. Yeah, literally. It's like that fucking A or whichever one that is?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah, Plaza Search is, it's something. it's something. I saw that we were struggling on the new map. Which one? Map or maps? I don't know. Just in general? I didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:17:54 I was just reading Twitter. Yeah, I mean, we lose gridlock and fringe. See, it's like, they're new maps, but they're not new maps. But also, it's like, they haven't been played in so long. So it's like, I'm not too concerned with it. Just got to get reps. Got to. A fucking red wedding on Map 2.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Brandon was playing really well, that series. Oh, yeah. I do tip it. Yeah, Brandon was shooting. Yeah, he was playing really well. Brandon was shooting. Yes, he was. I was in there the whole time watching him play against thieves.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Yeah, it was fun to watch. Thank goodness that it was when it was, because if it was at the end of the split, I feel like it would have lost some of its hypeness just because the major would be immediately following it. It's nice that it's like a little breakup. Because, again, we've had, what, six weekends in a row of online matches,
Starting point is 00:18:40 which was a lot, just like from, it's just a lot of matches, and a lot of them didn't really matter. Um, so after the major and the major was only three days. So it felt like way faster than a normal major. And there was two streams. So it's like,
Starting point is 00:18:55 I feel like we watched one weekend of online matches at the major. So to have it like at the start was nice. How many of these minor tournaments are there? Not that many. So there's one this split and then one next split. It was fun to watch though. Yeah, way better than like... It was fun to watch.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I actually enjoyed it. Online league matches. Who would have thought? What about the minor tournaments? Just in general. I feel like they should have one every split. Why not? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Every split should, one weekend should be allocated to a fucking 2K. Why not? Just replace, 20K, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:19:25 Just replace one weekend and fucking throw a tournament because it's just way better because like, again, the first weekend of online matches that we got, there was like no like top matchups
Starting point is 00:19:35 and the couple decent matchups that we did get were blowouts so it's like you look forward to those specific matches and then it's the 3-0 and you're like, okay, well that fucking sucked. And now we got to watch
Starting point is 00:19:45 Cloud 9 play us. Yeah. Even this weekend. I think I saw a glimpse of Friday on my 4-U page earlier, it's pretty bad. Look at the Friday schedule, right? Oh, dude, I'm not here. It's pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Bro, and even at the minor, I think it was... What's Friday? It's like us versus Boston and Thee's v. C-9 to start Friday. Oh, wait, never mind. That's not dope. And then I guess Faze versus Carolina, but then it's like... But at least it's the top four playing. It's like this first... The first weekend, it was like the top four didn't even feel like any of them played.
Starting point is 00:20:12 It was like everybody else. Would you rather watch a top four team smash a bottom four team? Or would you rather watch two bottom four teams? go to battle. Two bottle four teams go to battle. But only if it's relegation. So you guys are saying two different things. Confidently as well.
Starting point is 00:20:27 What'd you say, Seth? I'd rather watch a top four team. DoorDash. DoorDash a series? Well, yeah, because the bottom four teams at this point, like, dude, they, like, they're at the point now where they can't even make chance. So it's like, at the start of the year, it's different because the start of the year. Well, no, that's something around.
Starting point is 00:20:45 It just means more. But at this point of the year, like, Cloud Nine's not making it, pro. T-9's definitely not making it. Boston's probably not making it either. What is it top eight? Yeah, top eight champs. They're down 80 points, bro. I think Carolina has a chance here.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Carolina has a chance. Does Call of Duty have a chance, though? That's what I want to know, because come on, man. Like, come on, just do the right thing. How about those boys up top? Let's go. We know them. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I've been tapped him. You're part of the team. You're on the team. He's on the team, and he's on the golf channel. How did it out can he do? great yeah he's been he's been providing good
Starting point is 00:21:20 insights yeah kenny's great I mean Kenny's like dude he's just he's just so vibey like Kenny he he laughs a lot obviously like people would always get on his ass during CDL matches like why the fuck are they laughing well they're in the middle of man
Starting point is 00:21:32 he's just vibe you bro he'll laugh a lot of shit so it's like it makes me feel better about myself yeah he's like I'll say some dumb shit but he starts laughing so like must have been somewhat funny yeah yeah but now Ken's great bro he's vibe he obviously provides
Starting point is 00:21:47 a layer of insight from playing that we can't just because he's been in the field this year, so he's been good. Yep. Ah, well, you know, the Huntsman take on the bittersweet in the final match of Challenger's games before the playoff. Yeah, Huntsman look great.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Yeah, man. And they have to win the elite. They literally have to win. They can also play P7 in the final. Like, if they play the team that's already qualified in the final. Oh, okay. They already qualified.
Starting point is 00:22:14 They have two chances. So they could just like... Yeah, skate on. So we're hoping for P7 on the opposite side of the bracket And they make it So we're just through Yeah, because that's like a weird way we can make it in Because we win win win win there
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah And it's good to like have fun play a fun series And that P7 team is good bro They're really good Yeah they're really good They definitely deserve it I was watching Zinn yesterday and someone asked like How many teams do you think that like the top challengers teams
Starting point is 00:22:37 Could compete with right now in the CDL? And it's probably like The Record See I don't know it's like Do you think they could beat like a Vancouver who's been like on an upward trend even a Carolina I could see them beating them
Starting point is 00:22:51 they could but like I could see it yeah I could see them even beating like a G2 but like it's like a very specific situation dude look at John's hair holy fuck that's good that's a good set right there yeah John's went frying
Starting point is 00:23:03 it was only a matter of time that what John started fucking tucking them all dude there's only matter time my man swooty dude this kid this kid comes in and says all the right things
Starting point is 00:23:14 I love swoop bro he comes in and says all the right things I love sweet. He was on the watch party, and he is hilarious. He's just, he is like, nowadays in Cod, it's hard to find someone that, like, has just sheer passion and just loves it. Like, you can tell he fucking loves it.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Everything about it? Everything about it. The content, the playing, like, he... How old is he? I think he's 20. But you can just tell he still has that, like, spark that so many Cod players have lost because of either bad games. Look at him.
Starting point is 00:23:47 That's a happy fella. He just loves it, bro. I guess happy to be here. Hell yeah, and I'm happy to have him. Then my fuck comes in. He's like, yo, take me fishing. I was like, whoa, now you're saying things to say things. And he's like, he's like, whenever he's personally streaming, he's got like the jinxie,
Starting point is 00:24:05 like he was playing S&D8s with the pros, and he'll like be purposefully trolling the pros. And he'll like look at the camera and be like, what? He's like jinxy, bro. He just loves it. That's comedy right there. He's a good guy, dude. He's going to leave it on the screen like that? Take it off the screen.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Errace it. But whenever he first came in, he was like, I like initially met him and he was like doing the fake fan boy. Like, oh my God, scump. But now he's like, he's cooled off. Now he calls you Seth and shit? No, he doesn't go to Seth. He still calls you scumper, jumper?
Starting point is 00:24:40 Yeah. The jumper. Well, Huntsman's secured the number one scene in the pool play, playoff winner or the elite whoever plays P-7, P-7. We already talked about that. So, when is that? When is that match? Thursday. Thursday starts the playoff.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Damn. So Wednesday is like the last day of all online and then Thursday starts playoff. Or actually, it might start Wednesday. Don't they play one match and then a playoff match? Are you sure? I don't think so. Because I think in the other elites, it was Wednesday they'll play their last match because I think everyone's played four.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I think starts Thursday. Okay. What's the benefit of winning challenges? You get to play in the pro-am. There's four teams in amateur now. They're going to play against pros, major three. And money. And money.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Yeah, win money. Yeah. And just notoriety. I mean, you win challengers. Wait, how do the Bush do? Okay, that's fun. Pro em's cool. I don't think they can make anymore.
Starting point is 00:25:30 How long is the Pro Am been around? Not long. They only have this like once a year. Yeah, they do it once a year. Okay. It's fucked up. It should be more. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:39 It should be every event. All right. But then that would be like CWL style. I like that. No spot is safe in the league. You got some young. We need that. That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:25:49 That's the fucking problem. That's the fucking problem. That right now we have organizations that are not doing what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. What's best for the fucking players. Right? Those spots. And since they didn't pay no fucking money for them, from what I understand. I don't know the full scope of things.
Starting point is 00:26:03 They should be relegated if they're not putting an effort into this thing. You know? We have Omit. We have fucking Bush. We have so many fucking e-sports organizations that would love to fucking jump in here and do right by the players. not paying him some fucking minimum bullshit and fucking actually have competition, man. Get off.
Starting point is 00:26:22 I mean, I mean, and I hate that the Reads are doing, the Rear Falcons are doing so bad because they have infinite funds and they do pay their players, and they're in the bottom four. They need to be up there so that my point could be a little bit just cleaner. The pro team, Read Falcons?
Starting point is 00:26:37 They're fucking fourth to last, right, Riley? No. Look up the standings. No, they're in eighth. They're like middle of the pack, right? They're an eighth. Are they an eighth? We just looked at it.
Starting point is 00:26:46 We just looked at it. We did. What's that? Fourth to last? I was only looking at the bottom four, though. Yeah, they were right on the cusp. Oh, shit. Damn, hex is right?
Starting point is 00:26:53 Oh, never mind. Okay, so they're one. So my point still stands. That hat's fire. What's up with the red? We threw some red in? That's yours, man. This hat is clean.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Yes, it is. That's for hot land. This is good. Yeah, you can have it. Are you coming to Atlanta? Yeah. Oh, dude. You'll have to hop on the watch party at something.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Not only that, but dinners. Yeah, you got hop on. We have. we have the fifth. Yeah, of course. Obviously, we're gonna be eating good. Both, me, you, Zinn, that's for. Riley, if he fucking chooses to come.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Hilton. Hound out. You coming? Why did you say it so disgustingly? Atlanta? Yeah. I'm not going to Atlanta. Why?
Starting point is 00:27:34 I might go to Vegas, or I'm gonna go to Vegas, but. Hell yeah. I know where you and me are gonna be. We're gonna be on fucking heaters. I left the casino up two days ago for the first time in my life. It never happens. In my life. And I sat there with my winnings,
Starting point is 00:27:47 my pocket for like two hours after I was done gambling and didn't gamble it. Just so can't do. I kept it in my pocket and just hung out. Discipline. I know. I've won twice at a live casino my entire life. And one of them was a chalk tall and I took my winnings and we went to us dinner afterwards and I just used my winnings to pay for for dinner.
Starting point is 00:28:06 That's a free dinner. Yeah. With some left over. It was very nice. He took leftovers from. Vegas should be fun. Vegas is always fun. Dude, Vegas is always fun.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Right. Weeds legal. Right. You know what I'm saying? Med men. We'll have to go to a show together. There's a show I always go to. Yo, sir, you down?
Starting point is 00:28:23 Absinth. That's Sir, right. Wait, wait. What? Absent is right outside Caesar's. What is they? You do absinth and you watch an absinth show? No, but they have absent drinks that I've certainly indulged in in my time.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Can you tell me? I've never done it. What does it do? At the greatest? Alcohol just gets you drunker quicker, quicker. Stronger. You know, I love that. It's more effective.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Absent. You don't see none there? I don't think I've ever drank absinth. It's always scared me. It's green. Yeah, I think it's fine. It's kind of a scary name. I think it does anything.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Let's go drink some absinthe. Anyways, it's a great show. You can be absent-minded. Sounds like I shouldn't be drinking that. It's an awesome show. It's an elixir. Yeah, straight out of the apothecary. Do you throw it on to the floor and then you let the fumes consume you?
Starting point is 00:29:02 Throw it on the floor, green fucking smoke goes off. It's like invisibility. Fucking cloak in Minecraft. I've never done absinth. It's a drink. But if you don't see nothing. I've never done beer. I've never done crack.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I've never done, I've never drank crack Yeah They just mix it in a cocktail It tastes like a cocktail, I'm so down to go to some shows though I'm down to go to shows too It's a good show I've seen it eight times I tell everyone to go I love it Have you been to Rob at the MGM?
Starting point is 00:29:29 No Great show it's one of my favorites Let's show it up dude I'm all in on shows So is absent like the Cirque like Is it Cirque it's so like It's like raunchy comedy and insane acrobatics Okay so yeah it's probably like It's a good blend of like laughing
Starting point is 00:29:43 And then like they have people on you're like Holy fuck It's like one nuts. It's like this in this small, intimate tent outside Caesars. Okay. No one's going to spit on me. No one's going to spit on you. We should sit up front.
Starting point is 00:29:53 They'll make fun of us. They'll make fun of us. I'd like to see him try. They'll make fun of us. What could they possibly say? I'd like to see them fucking try. I'll tell you that. Yeah, though.
Starting point is 00:30:02 They'll make fun of it. Ah, thanks, Riley. Smashing. A Japanese man, a Mexican, and a redhead walk into a comedy show. That's what they're going to say to us. That's tight. Learn something new every day, folks. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to interrupt you for a little bit to let you know about Invincible versus Invincible versus, which is a brutal tournament quality superhero 3V3 tag fighting game.
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Starting point is 00:32:33 available April 30th. The fuck? What, you just fucking, would you just black out? All right, Fisher College becomes the first ever collegiate team. I wanted to make that point. Okay, no, no, no, no, don't do this. I wasn't going to do it. do this because you
Starting point is 00:32:49 can do it. You can do it. But we expect you to do it. So if you don't do it, that's more like... Short-circuiting? Well, yeah. I mean, it's just... You got to... Wait, rewind this. I want to see this. Rewind us. I want to see this. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Wait, no, didn't they...
Starting point is 00:33:11 What's not Big Burriss? But yeah, so this is a college team and they beat a Tier 1 Counter-Strike team. Or tier 2? Tier 1 or tier 2, tier 1. But everyone was saying that Fisher College, they like recruit so they have like a bunch of good
Starting point is 00:33:30 players. It's just under a college, so it's like I am recruit. Like the miracle on land, bro. I like it. Is that where Danple? Oh shit, that is. Yeah, Dan and Ghostie. Went to Fisher College. What? Where's that out? To be a fucking lawyer.
Starting point is 00:33:48 I could see that. That's why he said words like befuddled on the first podcast we ever did. and I said No way you just out-englished me But yeah that's fire Beating a tier one team I mean that's putting Putting them on the map
Starting point is 00:34:03 Who played for Illinois Never mind Gosey played for Aligni The fighting Illinois Has a college cod team That's kind of dope I think a lot of them do Yeah the U of I
Starting point is 00:34:16 Champagne Illinois I went there a couple times In my 1999 well my sister's intrepid well as you guys can see here HALA reportedly scraps the BR in favor of an extraction shooter
Starting point is 00:34:34 dude how mad are you not that mad I just don't even want to talk about it I don't even like their new I actually do fuck with their new HALO words they miss their fucking window bro they miss the window they had a window where there was hype around it you gotta hit your timings and they just
Starting point is 00:34:50 they release the book and gotta hate your time you gotta hit your time and in the gaming world if you miss your timing, like... Call a duty timing. You just chop up a whole game to bad timing. Well, a whole five year long project.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Oh, fuck. Well, now it's like everyone was hype because they're like, oh, Halo's coming out with something new that could maybe get it back to a point that, you know, gets Halo back on the map. And then it's just like, I never mind. We're going to go up a little bit. Go up a little bit. No, no, you go.
Starting point is 00:35:18 You get, you get, you. Yeah. So after being canceled in back in 2022, a new report claims that Halo's long rumor battle royale mode was worked into an extraction shooter. I can't stand that fucking kid. That fucking kid right there. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:35:32 Who is he just is like an industry plant, Nepo baby. Yeah. He's just like somehow started pumping videos and doing shit around the world and I it doesn't like the funding doesn't make any sense. So he's just some rich kid who gets to do cooler shit than me and is doing better than me. God, I hate rich people. I can't stand that kid. Do you know all about your friends?
Starting point is 00:35:53 No, and I would be nice to him in person And I would never say it But I don't like him Well, next time I see him, I'm gonna tell him You said hello Yeah Hey, tush, that's what's up I will say, stop right here
Starting point is 00:36:05 I am almost like In love with the new Halo Wordmark right there They fucking snapped on those letters Yeah Fire affinity That's what we're getting hype about Yeah, for sure man
Starting point is 00:36:19 How about we get a good halo? For sure man, those letters are But yeah, It's like, see, the reason why I don't really love this move is because Marathon came out, which is made by Bungee, and it had that halo feel to it, the artwork, the feel of the game, the guns, like everything felt like a halo, like extraction shooter. And I don't know, look up Marathon's steam charts. How many people are playing Marathon? Did you play it? Yeah, I played it.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Was it sponsored? Yes, but I will say I also downloaded it on my laptop downstairs and played it for like probably five or six hours. Okay. Off stream. So I enjoyed it, you know, enough to download it and play it in my free time. When was that? Like in... Last year?
Starting point is 00:37:03 Early last year? Like, are you saying like... When did you do that? Like, right after my sponsored stream, like the next night I did. And then have you played it since? No. Okay. Well, because it's not supported it anymore.
Starting point is 00:37:15 It is. They took out all the cool guns. What? There he is. Yeah, no, I was loving it, bro. See, like, I. I feel like nowadays it's just so hard to create a game that will stick. It's just so hard.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Yeah, that's cool. Use a Minecraft torch as your fucking radical. Nerd. No, the game, like, the combat was fun. I just, I don't know what, like, Lucy. Constitutes a good extraction shooter because, like, you have Arc Raiders. You have Tarkov, obviously, which is kind of like,
Starting point is 00:37:44 I would say the OG of the extraction shooters. I've seen enough. I don't like this game. This would love this game, I think. But, like, look at this. That's cool. Like, this is, this looks like Halo. Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:37:55 So that's why it's like, okay, well, Marathon, you know, they tried. It didn't really get as much traction as I'm sure they wanted. Now they're going to try a actual official Halo one. You know, I playtested this game, so you have me to thank. Yeah, no, they actually did do a good job. I like the artwork. I think it's dope. I just, I'm just old.
Starting point is 00:38:17 I'm just old. But it's, I feel like gaming now, too. Like, I feel like public interest plays a huge, and what games people choose to play. Like, if you see there's a low player base on a game, you're not going to grind it because you're not, you don't have any competition. You're like, you're not,
Starting point is 00:38:31 I'm not stacking up my chest against a bunch of people. It's like, there's 5,000 people playing the game. So it's like, we're all just trading, us 5,000, you know? I feel like it just needs a bigger player base. And they said that the king couldn't play OBJ, Touche.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Are you familiar with the... That's what they were saying, but... Fuck, were they wrong? I tried telling people, bro, but nobody believed me. Where are you? Oh, number two. Who is John? Who is John, fella?
Starting point is 00:38:59 John 287. John? An OG? I tried telling people on the dynasty. Damon? I had the most hill time. And no, everyone was like, no, you didn't. And it's like, yeah, I'm also slaying too.
Starting point is 00:39:09 I'm doing it fucking all. Wait, where's, how come formal does I have any time on the hill? In the CDL. Was I not soaking? I must have been hoaring. I was soaking. I must have been hoeing. I was soaking, bro.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yeah, B-O-3. It must have been hoaring. Yeah, someone had to block spawns. Every single player is a sub-player. Where's CRIM and Damon? Every single player is there, where fuck's Crim? He must have been hoaring.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Someone had to play the back. You guys want to flip the whole time? Someone has to hold. You like spawning by the hill, right? Do you want to be in the top 10 most hilltime? I need to be back there. I have to be in the back. He sacrificed his name for you to be up there.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Yeah, you're welcome. and IW and IW next, just the dynasty team. Compile all of... Compile all the hilltimes? Go back. Only the dynasty. This is a weird like six year late search for tipping. Well, dude, no, because the narrative around my name is I'm a kill whore.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Who says that? Everybody says that. Everybody does that. That was just a dumb kill whore. I want you to go back from the start of the dynasty. No nade shot, the dynasty. And I want you to compile the hill time. What if it just shows that the rest of us were also dumb killhors
Starting point is 00:40:23 and maybe you just had the most of the killhors? It means he was better. It's not going to clear your name. It's just going to make everyone else seem like dumb kill horrors on the dynasty. They're going to say you were the horrist of the horror kill horrors. Wait, not if I have the most hilltime. Dude, Michael Jordan shot the most shots and look at what he got them, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:43 He shot the most shots every year in the league. It'd be better to compare your hilltime to other sub players in the league. Yes. You should look at your hilltime. compared to other people that played your role. Yeah, your role. Fuck them fools. What's what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:40:55 Because that's when, or else they're just going to say? They were getting guns. What's Shotsie Hilltop look like? Oh, he whores. Nah, Bruce, I think Bruce is our biggest soaker. You got to be number one soaker, right? I mean, by far.
Starting point is 00:41:11 By far. Brandon is soaking. Yeah, yeah, you can bump out. Your third line, but you can bump. Holy fuck. This is sick. Who does this? Some nerd?
Starting point is 00:41:24 Or some robot. I think it's Riley. It's Claude. Easy Mac and Claude. My God. Bersie's soaking. Wait, is this only CDL era? Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Can you go to Vanguard? Can you check out? I just want to see some. I just want to see. I just want to see if you even have that. It's a backfire and I'm like last. Seth played the reverse psychology. He's like, you don't have Vanguard, right?
Starting point is 00:42:07 Obviously. Oh, wait, you do. Here it is. Okay, you don't have to. You don't have to like. Yeah, you're last in Vanguard. XQC has some tips for the next Optic Silent Library.
Starting point is 00:42:24 XQC. Oh, what the fuck? I was pissed. I wasn't in this. Dude, is his sister texted me this and said, what is this? And I'm like, I mean... Oh damn, that shit got a lot of likes.
Starting point is 00:42:41 And a lot of shares. I can't hear them, right? Sorry. You're trying to start a fire. You have to start them over. You spin it. If you spin it, you're causing sideways friction at the same time for free. It is what it isn't.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I mean, I know my shit. It's what it isn't. See, I like that. XQC is a competitor. Because my strategy and we were shooting it, I was like, can I hold it in my hand? Because my hands are warm. Yeah, so I'm like, can I hold it in my hand to melt it faster?
Starting point is 00:43:09 And obviously, that goes against the whole point of the video, which is to humiliate us. So I was getting told no. But yeah, there's some strategy behind it for sure. Nice. Yeah, I could have both. Could you be, can you get, could you do that one? Let's see who can, who can eat the ice cream quicker? You couldn't do that, right?
Starting point is 00:43:28 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not in that either. I'm not, I'm not getting brain freeze. One, I'm not getting brain freeze. Two, my teeth will fucking hurt. and I will hurt people. You got sensitive teeth? Yeah. I do.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Yeah. Yeah. I got a crown in one of my molars because I chipped it eating a watermelon sour patch. I like to stick my teeth inside of an ice cream scoop
Starting point is 00:43:49 in front of people with sensitive teeth to freak them out. My front teeth are fine. Full bite it with teeth. Yeah. I can do that. I have gaps so they go straight to the gum.
Starting point is 00:43:58 It's just this back molar muller, it fucking, I can't. Oh, dude, I literally just got a shock. Yes. Chapp. QT coaches dashy in ranked. Is that a video?
Starting point is 00:44:10 It's a genius idea. It's like when Casey Nysat, Hatchatchat, JP, uh, do a vlog for him. It was unacceptable and Mercaly's would agree, but ain't a way you let them win this. Lacken world. Mercury's joined Optic mid-20205. Many say he saved your season and carried you to the championship.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Maybe this is what it looks like without them. Reset, breathe. Yo, this thing's cooking it, bro. Shut the fuck out. Doesn't comply. Hold the street lane, Bruce. Scump didn't retire for this. Yeah, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:44:43 That was this thing so smart. Understood. Still looking strong despite the score. Let's get some wraps in for next time. Ain't no grand finals. You got this. Good work. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Cheating AI. They're cheating, bro. Yo, that's actually kind of fucking crazy. Uh, yes. Did you guys watch the AI doc yet? Please tell me you did. Because that's right up your alley. I didn't because you bought it on your account.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Instead of buying it on my account so that you can watch it and then I can watch it. I'll give you my login. So you just bought a, yeah. I'll give you my login. Is that good? Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, inside paper. What new? Clawed powered AI coding agent deletes entire company database in nine seconds.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Backups zapped after cursor tool powered by Anthropics Claude goes rogue, Tom's hardware. I just want a little side note there. I bought it on my account. Yeah. bought it on my account all this property that you guys are hearing every day. Which one?
Starting point is 00:45:38 About what? You know, just me being on your account, me buying movies on your account. No, it's worse now. I can't believe you. I don't buy anything.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Bro. It's worse now. It's like, it's a shit. It's worse now. So I'm gonna get, he just made it. He just made it worse for himself.
Starting point is 00:45:52 I can clear so many things today. I don't know. Clear out what you were late today. Obviously some very glaring inc securities coming out here. Tell them. Tell them why you were late today. Clear your name on that too.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I got nothing today. dude, I fucking set my alarm for 845, woke up to, I'm just not enough for you, fucking Drake, and then fell right back asleep, woke up at 950 without the alarm, Undertaker. You've got a Drake alarm clock. Yeah, so does Nick. A long clock and a Stanley Cup with a fucking straw. Nick has a poster on a ceiling. You're all over the left.
Starting point is 00:46:23 I will say, though, what he was doing right there was clearing his name because people say that he doesn't buy movies because he's been watching it. But to be fair, like my account is also like the Hex Quarters account. So all the movies that you guys watch, you and Bruce and everybody that was here. Oh, yeah. That's all, like, everybody has that. Like, Nick has my account too. What you did, though, is you bought one on your private account. So no one else can see it.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Well, I've been buying movies on my account. He was trying to clear his name with that. Well, I've been buying movies on my account, though. You see that? But not to share. Well, I'm getting sore, bro. I just get road all the time. It's getting sore.
Starting point is 00:46:55 I know, but just starting to chafe. As Vanguard. What is his Vanguard? What is his Vanguard? Vanguard. Is this Hilltime or overall? 21st. 21st, dude.
Starting point is 00:47:06 SMG. This is Hill time? Uh, okay. Are any of my teammates? Oh shit, Shotsy beat me. And Hooke. Hook be him. Hook is right there.
Starting point is 00:47:15 SMG. Wait. This looks like it's Hardpoint KD. Where? Oh. Yeah, no, but sort it by Hilltime. Not, no, it's hard point KD. Uh.
Starting point is 00:47:31 No, go back up and click the time. Why are you guys made, why? Why? Why the fuck? are we making call duty boring by showing me fucking spreadsheets show me a play too i haven't seen me it's not good show me good show there it is 34th lower you should have kept it hey that's one of my numbers that's that's hey i'm averaging just under a minute a map who's last who's horrid is it a g
Starting point is 00:47:53 wait who's last it's a g yeah that was a snipe uh 20 i say 20 age hated the hill Dude. Hated it. Hated it. Right there. Yep. I just,
Starting point is 00:48:19 oh, never mind. I saw the Y from felony. There he is. Right there. Yep. No.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Yeah. 10th. Okay. Ender soaking. Wait, who's number one? Who's the hill kitty? Lamar.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Ack? And it's like, I see the biggest shark thing? Can I see that? You have, you have Lamar and A. On the same team. Someone's got to get the time.
Starting point is 00:48:40 That's true. You asked about the shark. I wanted to see the shark, too. I do you want to see the shark. What is this? Big shark. That's a great white right there. Yo, am I tripping for thinking the bigger the shark, the more friendly it probably is?
Starting point is 00:48:52 Because that thing probably sees people and it's like, I don't want to eat you. They don't want to eat you anyways, but I get what you're saying. Like if I see a small little stocky shark, I'm like, yeah, that thing's starving. Yeah. This thing is fed. Can we back the fucking camera up so I can get some scale? Who's recording this? Oh, it's that chick.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I saw a documentary on that check. This creature is responsible for millions, millions of human deaths on a yearly, basis. And on the and on the other side is a great white shark. Nice. I knew you're going
Starting point is 00:49:20 somewhere with that you got there. Is that the... Yes. Yes. It too will die if I'm fighting. Is that the famous
Starting point is 00:49:27 like tag? There's like a tag shark and it's the biggest gray white. It's like it's a girl shark. That's a thick bitch. Yeah. That is a thick bitch.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Look at that. Would you guys ever do this? Yes. If you knew that it was fed and you knew that it stand the ocean. If you knew that it was fed and you knew it wouldn't attack you, would you consider it? If I knew it wouldn't attack me, that's
Starting point is 00:49:51 much different. Well, if it's fed, it's not going to eat you. That's not necessarily. Oh, have you ever eaten a full dinner? It's going to attack me. Even if it's fed. But you would have to do that. Who knows it? Why would you? Here's the argument that you should have gone with. Have you ever said at a restaurant?
Starting point is 00:50:08 Have you ever said a restaurant? You're not helping that thing no matter what you do. I'm just on the back. I'm flipping that over. Yeah. You don't have no arms. We got to flip you off. As long as you hold on. The redirect? Yeah. No, if you flip it over and it goes into a deep trance, it can't do anything.
Starting point is 00:50:20 If you put it on a headlock, you'll be fine. It's a vaveling. It's a 4,000 pound Great White. Just guide it into its trance mode. Matt, what I was going to say is that the argument we should have made is, have you ever sat at a dinner table, finished the entire, the entire plate that you got served for Thanksgiving and then got some pecan pie?
Starting point is 00:50:39 Animals don't think like that. Somebody could have poked my eyes out during that part. That too. Animals don't think like that. Oh, like, oh, shit. Let me get the snack in I mean there's some like animals that will obviously Just attack like if they're provoked in their
Starting point is 00:50:50 Territorial like a gorilla or a rhino Or a hippo Hippos are fucked I don't know if animals go back for seconds I think they do Well they don't they don't just kill to kill Unless you're a polar bear Definitely do
Starting point is 00:51:02 Crocodiles Polar bears killer whales kill for fun That's all they're born for us to eat and mate And mate But if they're fed They kill to mate Where did we as a species go wrong Where did we as a species go wrong?
Starting point is 00:51:14 Why do we have to complicate it for ourselves? We got it all, though. If nature dictates it, all you have to do is eat and fuck, where do we go wrong? Because we're sentient, we're greedy. I mean, it's just... Human nature? We're fearful. Like, animals don't think like that.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Where's that video that Orca killing the Great White? A Great White doesn't have to worry about his 401K. He just has to worry about... Yeah, he doesn't have rent. No, he's just... They don't even have houses. Yo, I'm getting hungry. Time to go.
Starting point is 00:51:42 It's like, oh, look at this branch. They're always going. they wake up and just look for food. Their lives suck. It's just a nonstop quest for food all the time until they die. And sometimes they get really hungry. They get really hungry. See, that I would not get in.
Starting point is 00:51:56 If that thing was hungry, absolutely not. But if it's fully fed, I know it just ate a whale or a seal or something. I'm like... And it's not like you can wear like a metal armor because you'd sink to the bottom. Armour's not saving you. From the crushing grips of that jaw. I mean, dude, that thing hits you with its fucking tail. dead. Concussed.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Straight to the bottom. All right. Let's do the ultimate one-on-one draft. Re-re-re-re-re-mix. Musician, wait. Most overrated? All right. I'll go first. Thank God. Drake. Whoa. Crazy. Most overrated artist.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Shit. This is actually, this is a tough one. Um. Huh. Most overrated. Well, who's rated like very, very highly? Yeah, you have to do that. I had a good pick, but I don't know. Like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:56 I'm going to stir the pot. I'm just speaking from my heart. I'm going to get sturdy with these picks here. I don't know. But you can already start thinking all of them. I already know my movie. Well, I know. It just started, though.
Starting point is 00:53:09 I'll go. I might need to get skipped, dude. This just came quick. I don't know. And I'm on the spot, so it's like. I was on the spot. I rose to the occasion. I think you missed, but you did put a nice job.
Starting point is 00:53:28 I did. Bro, definitely just the, did not. He's top three all the time. Top three, what? Rapper, for sure. For sure. I'm so sorry. You're just an old head, bro. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Yeah, the guy, the guy that came from the era that fucking invented the fucking thing. I'm going to go like more like new style hip hop that I just don't fuck with because it's just, it's just like you go into fruit loops and you just. Yes. Yes. Underwater rap. Underwater rap. I'm gonna go. No lyrics.
Starting point is 00:53:59 It's just sayings. Autotuned. He's gonna go at some point. Say one of the littles. Say little something. No, because I like Uzi. I'll go Playboy.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Playboy Cardi. I can, that's not even how you spell Playboy, it's with an eye, I bet. But see, the thing is I like some of, I do like some of his songs.
Starting point is 00:54:16 It's just overall, see, it's just not my style of music anymore. I would have liked it. Oh, I've got a good one, I think. At a certain time. I've got a good one. If anyone listen.
Starting point is 00:54:25 to this. Morgan Wellen is what you're going to say. Close. Same vein. No, I was thinking. If anyone puts this guy on on their own accord that I'm going to say, you should be in jail. I'm going to go Jay-Z. I kind of agree with that. Same. I'm going to go jelly roll. Okay. Who the fuck is putting that on?
Starting point is 00:54:43 Okay, so I'm actually happy because I've never, never done that. So I was like... Who the fuck is putting that on? Okay, now is jelly roll like a dude or a girl? a good person. He has a good story. He's got a hot wife. What does he do? What's he country? He's a country artist that was like in prison for a while. He got sober. He changed his life. Is he the guy with all the tattoos on the face? God bless him. God bless him for that.
Starting point is 00:55:06 He's the guy that says, uh, it's like, I don't know who's, hey, put on that J-roll, baby. But I'm proud of everything else he's done. Yeah, yeah, same. I mean, I've seen him for sure. I didn't know that else was his name. My other two answers was going to be, um, six, nine, and the Beatles. Whoa, the Beatles. Beals is crazy. Yeah, Beatles is crazy. I don't even listen to him, but I just know. Here comes the sign. All right, that's a banger. All right, TV show movie, The Office.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Not funny in any capacity. Never will be. Wow. It's not a funny show. I can't get on that one. It's not a funny show. The Office is great. That's for NPCs.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Well. NPC humor. See, I wouldn't find it humor, though. It's more, I mean, there's some funny parts, but it's like a background noise show. You know, it's more, it's so highly rated that I can jab at it. If everyone didn't hoot and holler and rave about it all the time, so outwardly, I Wouldn't care. Yeah, you do have to go like, you have to go huge if you're going to win.
Starting point is 00:55:59 That's right. I'm going to go family feud. Oh, that's... You don't love that? I don't love it. I like that answer. It's a fun show. I just don't like it.
Starting point is 00:56:10 It just doesn't fuck with it. Lord of the Rings. Yeah, fucking right. Yeah, fucking right. Best trilogy of all time holds the test of time still good 20 years later, whatever it is. Harry Potter? No, Harry Potter's fantastic. Let's go, I should have been thinking. Rick and Morty.
Starting point is 00:56:47 I love Rick and Morty. I love Rick and Morty. I love it. TV show or movie? I have two. Rick and Morty or Family guy, though? Family guy. That's different.
Starting point is 00:57:01 I would say family guy is a counterpart of South Park. I would say it's like the Simpsons. All right. Pro athlete. You know what? it is, Riley. Don't even fucking look at me. South Park's too raunchy. Like, that's like it's... I like Rick and Morty more than Family Guy. Really? I think it has more
Starting point is 00:57:13 depth to it, yeah. It's got a good storytelling and... Maybe I need to go back and watch it. Family guy's funny, though. For sure. Let's go pro-ath. LeBron James. You are so old. Look at his face. So dumb. I'm going to... Such a dumb take. What are you talking about? You want to... Wake up. Wake up. He's as old as you, and he's averaging 28.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Do you know why he's still? You know, you know? Why he's still playing? Because he's still chasing what he cannot attain because he was just not naturally gifted the way that my guy was. You are dumb. Fucking put. Why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:57:47 We're only going... We're done with the 90s. See, now you see him done. We're done with the 90s. Then don't dress the way you dress. What do you mean? I'm wearing an optic shirt. Yeah, from the 90s.
Starting point is 00:57:56 That didn't go. I'm on the podcast. I had to throw this on. You didn't have to. I had to. I would have had to change when I got here. I'm to go, Aaron Judge. Oh.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Just for his... Just for his playoff, just for that one year he broke in the playoffs. He broke on the playoffs hard. Lamar Jackson. Can't get it done. Can't get it done. Actually, that's a good job. Electric in college, though,
Starting point is 00:58:21 in our first couple of years, shit on the knolls real bad in college. Food, snack. Oh, it's me. Ampetizer. Okay, snack, main, and app, or just one? What's one? Just pick one. I'm going to go with, like, in a Kutermont,
Starting point is 00:58:37 It's been added to food and it's trendy And I think it's just fucking horrible And just completely overshadows everything You have it on truffle Anything truffle It's just so fucking loud Yeah And just in your face
Starting point is 00:58:50 For no reason It's just like get out my face bro And they want to put it on everything Yes He's kind of fries Truffle tits Truffle spaghetti Fucking everything
Starting point is 00:58:58 Get it out of my face In the right amount You know what I don't like either Squid Ink pasta Fuck that shit Fuck that shit Fuck that shit I don't want it all
Starting point is 00:59:07 black, I don't want my pasta all dark and black. Why don't I want squid jizz? Squids. And it's cold? Ew. Cold? Fuck that. Ew. Ew. Cold pasta? Fuck out of you. Fuck you. Yeah. Ever heard of fucking fire? All right. Yo, Matt.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Bitch? Um. I have mine loaded and I'm really praying that you don't take it. I'm not going to it. Lucky Charms. What the fuck? Okay, yeah. You definitely didn't take it. Yeah. What the fuck? I actually didn't have an answer. Mine's Caviar. This guy hates fun. Family Feud and Lucky Char. Caviar.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Caviar. It's just way better. It is. It is. It's just way better. I can definitely do without it. For price to enjoyment ratio, I feel like caviar is not worth. It's caviar.
Starting point is 00:59:47 It's so over. Everywhere I have it. It's just a rack. It's very fun. Look what he said. Everywhere I fucking have it. It's horrible. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Caviar is very fun. But I don't think it's, it's just not, it's not worth it. But it is a fun. It's a good take. Yeah. It's a good take. Like every once in a while, yeah, it's fun. Am I like?
Starting point is 01:00:07 Oh my God, this caviar is so good. No, it's like it's salty. Yeah, it's just to suck your own dick and say that's caviar. It's just slimy salt. Steakousers. It's the story. Yeah, I mean caviar. What'd you say?
Starting point is 01:00:17 A dish? Steak. What the hell? What the hell? I'm going to be honest with you. You fucking serve me a plate where there's only a slab of meat. I'm going to say, where's the rice? Where's the beans?
Starting point is 01:00:30 Where's the mashed potatoes? Where are the size? Steak is one of the purest foods that you can just eat straight up and it's that good. off the rip. It's so rage, baby. You have an awful list. And LeBron James is your Michael Jordan?
Starting point is 01:00:43 Yeah, that's gonna be fucking nuts. Your list can be inverse for best musician TV show, pro athlete, and food. And it would fit better than what we have drafted, which is most overrated.
Starting point is 01:00:54 I agree. If you don't know ball, for sure. I know fucking ball. I only did Michael Jordan to piss off the other. Yeah, exactly. I know fucking ball.
Starting point is 01:01:01 I did LeBron James because I'm just speaking factually. Who's not overrated? he's the number one. He's undoubtedly the best basketball player to ever walk the earth. Without a shadow of a doubt. This is just a rage mate list. Oh, I'm not even, I'm not even bother.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I'm not even fucking bother. Riley, cut it, cut it. The three people that love jelly roll. I don't love that answer, but fuck it. Fuck it. You don't want that smoke. Swifties, dude. You don't want that smoke on your door side.
Starting point is 01:01:36 All right, what's up, Riley? Is this where it ends? Ladies and gentlemen, that is going to do it for this episode of the podcast. I hope that you guys enjoyed it. If this rage bait got to you, please let us know in the comments. Let us know who has the most accurate overrated league list of all time.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Me, shorter letters, four of them, H-E-C-Z. We'll see you guys next week. Peace out. Peace.

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