Pablo Torre Finds Out - Bon Jovi, the Bills and Operation Big Tree: Inside Trump's Plot to Buy an NFL Team

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

Before he came down the golden escalator, Donald Trump was desperate to own a pro-football franchise on the cheap. So he dispatched a political emissary with a mission for five mischievous super-fans: ban Bon Jovi from Buffalo, so that Trump could purchase the Bills instead of him. Correspondent Noah Shachtman travels to an alternate universe where, associates say, Trump would have occupied the owner's box instead of the Oval Office — and finds evidence, on a literal bridge of the American divide, that we're still halfway there.Read the companion article at Rolling Stone:Is Trump's Whole Political Career Just a Cockeyed Revenge Plot Against the NFL? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. I'm not going to do something totally stupid, maybe just a little bit stupid, but not totally stupid. Right after this ad. You're listening to Giraff Kings Network. Noah, I'm so glad you're here. Thank you for being here in person in our studio. Thanks, man. It takes a lot for me to be moved by a sports and politics story at this point. We've both written them, read them, read them, watched them.

them. I'm numb to so much of it, but you say you have something for me. Yeah. That that's worth our time. And so where do you want to start our story? How about 10 years ago? Spring of 2014, it starts in a hospital room in a rehab center room. And a guy named Chuck has just gotten his leg cut off. Proceed. So Chuck, he's got a very serious, bone disease. This is the second time he's had to have a limb amputated. He has left arm cut off before. Now he's had his left leg cut off. And he's trying to recuperate from this very serious operation. And he gets a call from one of his oldest, oldest, oldest friends, guy named Mike. They grew up near the Bill Stadium and they're like Bill's super fans. They are

Buffalo Bill's fanatics. We moved here with my parents in 19, They built the stadium, the Bell's new stadium then in 1973. Whole life has been grown up with the Bills, the Buffalo Bills. And what does Mike want at this moment? Mike's got kind of a secret mission for him. I was getting my leg amputated. Mike comes to me in the hospital and says, you got to do something. I said, what do you mean?

I just got my leg up two days. What do you want me to do? And so the mission, as I watch and listen to Chuck, wearing clearly a Grateful Dead tie-dye shirt. Yeah, the two of them are super deadheads. Been to a million shows together. Of course they have. Their secret mission, if you had to explain it, like, was what? What's happening here?

The mission has to do with the Buffalo Bills. And a couple of days later, Mike brings in a kind of, I don't know, what you call it, like, team. Oh, they're assembling a team. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's that scene in the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we doing Ocean's 11 in Orchard Park? He's the Clooney figure. Mike is the Clooney figure, and he's assembling a crew. And it's like, there's a former cop in the crew, there's a random t-shirt maker guy in the crew, there's some guy that told me some cockamamie story about an Elmo suit and a TV matchmaker. And then there's Chuck. And so the relevant question, I feel like, in any good secret mission. Is Mike in charge here?

Mike is sort of tactically in charge, but the big man, the man he's working for, his client, is fucking Donald Trump. Of course it is. And so Donald Trump wants to do what? To who? Right. So a few days before Chuck had his leg cut off, the owner, the long-time owner of the Buffalo Bills, had died. Ralph Wilson died like 2014, and he was the owner of the bills. So Trump was going to buy the bills, you know, put a bit, and he was like the fourth or fifth guy running to buy the bills.

But in order to get the team, he had a very high-profile rival that needed to be disqualified in some way from the bidding. This is his pre-presidential rival. And so the rival in question that Donald Trump is trying to take down using this squad, this team is who? John Bon Jovi. It just feels like I'm trapped in a mad lib. If you think you're trapped in a mad lib now,

wait till the rest of this comes out. Okay, so there are Trump stories that do connect to sports and to music. And I just don't have interest in investigating them for you, frankly. This includes the current story in the news right now about how the wife of Patrick Mahomes, the great Chiefs quarterback, liked a Trump post on Instagram, even though she is friends with Taylor Swift. And so, you know, Trump goes and makes fun of Taylor Swift and whatever.

But the reason you're about to go on a journey. with Noah Shackman, a longtime magazine reporter and the former editor-in-chief of Rolling Stone, is because there is one story in this specific genre that I did need to find out about. And it's a story that Noah reported for us in partnership with Rolling Stone, which is publishing the written version of it today. Because I suspect that the story of Donald Trump and his quest to finally become an NFL owner, culminating with his attempt to buy the Buffalo Bills by way of this guy named Chuck and his friend Mike

and this truly bizarre scheme against John Bon Jovi can actually explain a lot. Donald Trump has rarely been as horny as he has been for football teams. He has tried over the last, let's call it, 45 years to buy, I would say, a half a dozen different teams at different points. Jeez. Yeah. He tried to buy the Colts at one point.

Right. Back when they were leaving Baltimore. So that was like in the early 80s. Early, early 80s. Yeah. He denied, of course, ever wanting to buy the Colts when he lost the bid. That seems to be a pattern that we will return to in future sequels. Yeah.

then he allegedly passed on buying the Cowboys a couple years after that. Explain that to me because the Cowboys, as we now understand them, are the greatest investment that a person could have made. Right. And so, of course, that's the one that Donald Trump passed on. It was a $50 million offer that was going to be in place for the Cowboys. The Cowboys are now worth $10 billion with a B. Yes, the most valuable franchise in American sports. Yeah. He said that only losers, only a loser would buy.

The Cowboys. Only a loser can buy the Dallas Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys have been so good, so long, and the expectation level has been so high and will continue to be so high. But if the Dallas Cowboys become just a good team or above average team, the man who owns that team is going to be called a loser.

So there he is. Good take. Yeah, good take, hot take. Yeah. Trump passed on that one, so he could instead make a low dollar bid for a club called the New Jersey. General's. All right. So again, we are in the 1980s, and the New Jersey Generals, as you may know,

were not an NFL team. They were, in fact, a team in the United States Football League, or USFL, as it's known, this upstart football league and aspiring challenger to the conquering NFL that was playing football in the spring instead of in the fall, which meant that they avoided going head to head against the NFL schedule directly. And Donald Trump, having already tried and failed to buy the Colts, an actual NFL team, bought the generals after the U.S.FL's very first season in 1983, at which point Trump naturally wanted to make a big splash, and also start taking credit for the U.S.FL entirely.

Something that's interesting, and again, in this case, it's not just buying. We're not just buying a team, and we're going to through graph choices, we're going to make it better and better. who created a team, but we're creating a whole league. I do feel like the Trump attraction to football is also about, of course, all the stuff that's not football. Right. There's the tiny outfits of the cheerleaders that Trump is very attracted to.

There's the popularity of it that he's very attracted to. The crowds. The crowds, yeah. And then there's very much that sense that it was, you know, this is the most exclusive club in rich guy world. And one of Trump's longtime people use that exact kind of phrase that this was the most exclusive of clothes for him to be a member of. When you mention the phrase, one of Donald Trump's people. Yeah.

I do get the sense as we go through the history of this that his people, I'll call them goons. I feel like that's legally defensible at this point. They are both people that you would not think a very exclusive person would necessarily be enlisted. for these missions. Also, sometimes, though, according to various books and records, it's sometimes just him using a different name on the phone.

Right, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, famously, he was his own press agent. He would call up people and be like, hi, this is John Barron. Okay, what's your first name? John, Tom Barron. Most of the assets have been consolidated

to Mr. Trump. You don't, please you have down to Fred Trump. That won't become really with Donald Trump. John Barron called up because he had a hot tip for the New York papers that Lawrence Taylor, the famous New York Giants defensive linebacker, extraordinary, was going to, at one point, sign with the New Jersey generals. And then there's a Lawrence Taylor situation. He signed a contract with Trump's generals,

but he's still under contract with the Giants. The Lawrence Taylor decides to sign a contract with a USFL, even if it's in 1987 or 1988, which is three or four years, that is tremendous credibility for the United States. That is tremendous credibility for the U.S.F. And the NFL knows it. And they really do know it. It was news to Lawrence Taylor that this was happening. He had been talking to Trump. And the whole thing was, hey, I might be interested, but we got to keep this on the deal because I'm going to be playing for the Giants for a couple of years, but maybe I'll come over and join your team. And it's important to note that the U.S.FL at that point was playing in the spring.

So they were playing where the NFL was not. Right. Right. And they were doing pretty good. They were bringing pretty good ratings. They were bringing them pretty good crimes. Big names. They brought in, you know, famously future U.S. Senate candidate, Herschel Walker. Who could forget? So anyway, so Trump immediately is like, no, we're going directly to the fall. We're going to challenge these guys immediately.

To be clear, this is business suicidal. It's not going to work. It was obvious to everybody. Yeah, there's no chance of this working, like zero percent. And Trump somehow, because he's Trump, manages to convince all these owners to do it anyway. Are you at war with the NFL? Well, I don't know.

We're not at peace with the NFL, I guess, but I don't know if you can classify it as a war. We're in competition for their players. They've been a good job over the years. They've been a great job in some cases over the years, and we're certainly looking to compete with the NFL, and the answer is we are in a firm of war right now with the NFL. There's no question about it.

But the end game in terms of like, fuck the NFL, USFL forever. Yeah. His economic strategy, insofar as there was one, was what? Oh, oh, it was just a Donald Trump economic strategy. As Jeff Perlman documented in his incredible book, Football for a book, which was about the USFL, he told his fellow USFL upstart owners that he was rich enough to buy a real big boy NFL team and they weren't, you know, they could go to hell. Good teammate.

Yeah, good teammate. Then there was something else going on, and honestly, I don't feel like we ever figured out exactly, or it ever came out exactly what the strategy was. But it was either something like, hey, we're going to move to the fall and force the NFL to basically absorb us at some point. A merger. A merger, maybe.

To make the problem. of the USFL go away. Stop taking our players. Stop taking our real estate. We don't want them competing. Or this was a way for Donald Trump personally to get an NFL team on the cheap. As in maybe it doesn't have to be a whole league merger. Maybe it's just merge me. Right. Again, good teammates. Yeah. A merger was the end game. Spoiler alert, NFL is like, no. Correct. And so Trump's move legally. speaking, what recourse does he have at that point? He tries something

that seems completely insane, which is he sues the NFL for antitrust violations. The United States Football League wants more than one and a quarter billion dollars in damages from the National Football League, the NFL. The antitrust action

was filed yesterday. It alleges that the NFL is unfairly monopolized pro football and threatens the livelihood of the USFL. Some people are saying that you, Donald Trump, what you really want is to get Donald Trump's football team into the NFL. Totally false. Totally false. Totally false. And what about a merger? Some are saying that what you really want is some kind of a merger between the USFL and the NFL. If it should ever happen, if it should, I'm not going to sit here and say, well, it's not going to happen and we don't want it.

If it should ever happen, it should happen. But we want to deal from a position of strength. This league has a great potential. If we weren't discriminated against so badly as the NFL has This league would be very, very successful. It's already done relatively well. And the crazy part, like the truly crazy part of this crazy suit, is that it works. So the suit, the money, the damages the ledge. I mean, it is a $1.32 billion suit. Yeah, and that's in 80s, right?

Yeah, yeah. So it's a ton of money. And it works because the NFL and their genius actually had, You know, what's that line from the wire? Like, don't take notes on a criminal conspiracy. Right. Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? What the fuck is you thinking, man?

The NFL violated that a rule of thumb and actually had like a whole strategy document that was like, how do block out the USFL, written by this very famous Harvard Business School professor. Of course. Of course. That, you know, came out in court. And so guess what?

Yeah, it looked like the NFL actually did violate antitrust laws. And so the USFL and Donald Trump, they get what for winning this case? So remember, they've sued for more than a billion dollars. And the jury awards them $1. That's right. One $1.000.

Basically, they say, you're right. They did violate antitrust. But guess what? You shouldn't be rewarded for engaging in this suicidal insane move to go move to the fall. So here's your $1. Go be happy. And the league had been totally counting on that money.

Like totally, totally counting on that money. So the league basically folds overnight. And so Donald Trump's need to get an NFL franchise on the cheap, instead bankrupts and destroys this entire institution. That tracks. Yeah. So all of this adds up to me, right? Yeah.

Massive failure, infamous failure with the USFL, didn't get the Colts, didn't get the Cowboys. But what team then, because you mentioned about a half dozen of these attempts, what team is Donald Trump onto next, given that the USFL is now in the rearview mirror? Yeah, so it's a couple years after that, and the Patriots come up for sale. And once again, all kinds of bidders come out of the woodwork. and one of them is Trump. Okay, so some quick math on how to buy the New England Patriots in 1988. It was a kind of funny thing in the case of Donald Trump particularly. Because Trump, like John Bon Jovi, actually, loved the Patriots.

Loved the name, the iconography, the Americana, all of it. And Trump's people had told him, apparently, that between the team and the stadium, Foxborough Stadium, the Patriots were carrying 104 men. million dollars in debt, which was too much for Trump to want to take on, which was odd because Trump, as he often alleged, was also a billionaire who could definitely afford it. But Trump didn't, couldn't buy the Patriots in the end, which simply meant that he remained obsessed with them for decades. As I myself personally discovered while co-hosting the Dan Lebitard show with Stugat's in 2015.

Because that happens to be when Donald Trump himself, Donnie from Queens, called the show with some legal advice for Tom Brady, as we've discussed on PTFO before. I mean, you talk about deflategate. I talk about those folks. And, you know, frankly, I think Tom Brady should sue the NFL for $250 million and settle for nothing and, you know, get out of this thing. all of which is to say that Donald Trump cared a lot about Tom Brady. A lot more than I ever realized.

Trump was later tight with Belichick, but the guy he was tightest with of all, or the guy that he felt the most connection with was the man to whom he was giving legal advice through you, which is Tom Brady. How tight are we talking here? So tight that he... I think there's no other way to talk about,

but that Trump felt a sexual energy with Tom Brady, how amazing it would be to have him in his family and how he should really be having sex with his daughter. So that's a big claim. Yeah. What's our journalistic sort of basis for saying it? Well, many, many on the record quotes by one Donald J. Trump. But Tom, the other big thing was that Trump always dreamed of you marrying Ivanka.

And he told me he suggested it to you. But did you ever take him, did you ever go out with her? That was. Did you consider her? Did I consider dating her? Yeah. No, there was never that where we ever date. But just to clarify here, this was not for lack of trying on the part of Donald Trump.

because Howard Stern was not lying there. Trump did talk to him a lot about how badly he wanted Ivanka, his daughter, to date Brady. In fact, in 2004, Trump told Playboy, quote, Tom Brady would make any father-in-law proud. Meanwhile, the New York Times separately reported that Trump would often joke about how, quote, he could have had Tom Brady as his son-in-law.

But instead, according to five New York Times, time sources who all heard Trump say this in person, quote, I got Jared Kushner. And then I also talked to this guy, Sam Numburg, who's sort of a character in the Trump cinematic universe. Numburg told me it was like a running joke at Trump Tower, how much Trump would talk about Tom Brady and about how he wanted to ship Tom Brady and his daughter.

He discusses it when he's talking about Ivanka and saying maybe she's going to start going out with Tom Brady. In fact, it was a frequent discussion. If Brady came up with the, and Ivanka was in the office, she would talk about, she would talk about, I told you he wouldn't be a good husband. You know, he wouldn't be loyal. And Donald would frequently say that Tom knows that Melania is prettier than Giselle. And he would often say, you know, not often. Often is not, but he did occasionally say, don't you think.

Yvonk is prettier than Giselle. And I actually do, so I would say yes. I would say yes on both fronts. Just a phenomenally horrible series of statements. Yeah. This is the underworld of operatives that Donald Trump has assembled, his team that he's assembled around him. But this whole momentum towards trying and failing,

but trying and failing and trying again to get an NFL team brings us where now? We're back kind of at the start. It's 2014. Trump has just had sort of been floated as a candidate for governor. It's about a year before the infamous golden escalator. And the longtime owner of the Buffalo Bills has died. Right. And we're back now in that rehab room. In walks, Mike, the longtime Bills fan Mike, Michael Caputo.

Michael Caputo is like a long-time operative, political operative, communications operative, with a crazy backstory of his own, who's going to see his longtime Bill's fan growing up in the neighborhood, friend Chuck, who's just had that horrible, you know, surgery to take off his leg, and they're going to team up to try to get Donald Trump the Buffalo Bills. They're trying to give Donald Trump a good name. Oh, come on. Wait, let me try that again. Because he wants the Buffalo Bills, dead or alive.

Okay, so Michael Caputo, the political operative, this guy Mike, like the above-mentioned Sam Nunberg, Trump was surrounding himself with, has a particular resume that I do need you to know about if you hadn't seen it on the news already. Caputo, who was on the Trump campaign from November 2015 to June 2016, had lived in Russia in the 1990s, working for the U.S. government. He returned to the U.S. in 2000 and worked as a public relations advisor to a subsidiary of the state-owned Russian conglomerate Gazprom.

Last year, he told the Buffalo News, I'm not proud of the work today, but at the time, Putin wasn't such a bad guy. I've intentionally stayed out of the hair of the White House and the administration, especially since my name was brought up in the context of the Russian investigation. Nobody in the administration or the White House needs my telephone number on their call list,

needs me on their visitor logs, or needs emails from me. Before becoming a Trump campaign staffer and also a PR person for Gazprom, Michael Caputo had been mentored by the political operative Roger Stone, one of Trump's longest-standing goons. And Caputo had also worked for both Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, specializing in media strategy.

But one day in 2014, he eventually found his way back home to Western New York to focus on a football team whose name, it turns out, The bills did carry a bit of a double meaning in Donald Trump's personal financial context. And now, John Bon Jovi was standing in the way. And so we're back in the rehab center. Chuck in his tie-dye shirt, missing limbs, this visual, this visually stunning character. Yeah, someone said he was bleeding through some of his band.

because he had just gotten his leg cut off. So this raises the question from an assembling the team perspective, Noah, of why is Mike Caputo long-time, savvy political communications operative working for Donald Trump, guy who likes a scheme? Why is Mike the operative like, I need Chuck? So you got to take that back to the 70s, actually, where the two of them and a bunch of other guys grew up in a working-class neighborhood called Orchard Park that was right outside of where the bills played football. members of this group, which was called amazingly the Big Tree Boys.

Etymology? Why? Why are they? Orchard Park, Big Tree. Okay, yeah, right, right, right. One person described it to me as like a real street gang that fought other gangs. They said West Side Story without the tunes, which is amazing. Yeah, what if they loved football instead of dancing? Yeah, so they would get into all kinds of schemes. What are we talking about?

So Chuck, in his wheelchair, would go up to security guard and be like, please, sir, can you let me in for $5 to the Buffalo Bills game? And when he opened up the gate, all my brothers and my friends jumped on the other side. They had a lot of equipment over there. So the first thing we hoisted was some bolt cutters. And then we emptied out their tool supply, you know, They had nice electric drills. So we built up in the garage and sold them.

So, yeah, we did pretty good. We're profitable around here. It's a particularly funny thing to steal the tools people use to break into stuff and sell that for money. Yeah. That's capitalism, baby. Hell of a street gang. Oh, yeah, man.

Chuck, in other words, he's the, He's the Trojan horse inside of which all of these guys will jump out and do stuff. And he's also, he's a beloved character, clearly, like before, during, and since. The fact that you go from breaking in to the Buffalo Bills Stadium. Yep. And now to this rehab center in 2014 with his mission from Donald Trump to unseat John Bon Jovi as this countervailing political force. How are they going to do that? They're going to do it by staging a citywide boycott of John Bon Jovi.

Because John Bon Jovi's partners in buying the team were the guys that owned the Toronto Maple Leaves. And so because the Bills had already played games up in Toronto, there was a huge fear that the Bills were going to leave town. Buffalo was in rough shape back then 10 years ago. And there was a real no-shed fear that they were going to take the bills away. And longtime Bill's fans, Michael Caputo and Chuckie Sontag, were not going to let that happen. It sounds like they're running a play from the Donald Trump playbook that we all know, which is America First. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. And so how do you organize a citywide boycott?

Like, okay, big tree boys, like what you got? So they gather all these people together, and this is like how Chuck describes what Mike pitched to him that day. So he organized a group and he got like four guys and sent him to my hospital room. And four guys, one of them I knew was from the neighborhood. One guy owns a T-shirt company, an imprint company. The other guy was working for a food distributor. And he was like these guys were, you know, they knew a lot of people. They knew how to work computers.

I just love, you know, one of these guys, they know how to work computers. Yeah. I'm glad they got the know-how-to-work computers. I think what he means is they started a Facebook group. I think that's the thing. Wait, and so this was a multi-pronged attack, a multimedia effort. Yeah, yeah, no, it was online. They would go from bar to bar with these signs, these like save the bills, no Bon Jovi signs.

They'd ask them to hang them up. They went to local radio stations and said, don't play Bon Jovi anymore. So, again, John Bon Jovi, for me, that's a lot. That's a pretty big name to convince radio stations to not play anymore. For you, my first concert in like 1984 or whatever was seeing John Bon Jovi open up for the scorpions at the garden. Yeah. No, I mean, it's pretty big.

Look, when the former editor of Rolling Stone is like, John Bon Jovi is my origin story. Yeah, I don't know. Hold on. I don't know about origin story. Let's take it down there a notch. The point being, though, that you're telling Buffalo,

this piece of Americana is not actually American, not to be trusted. And somehow it works, which is wild. I mean, this is a guy that has rest stops named after him. John Bon Jovi! Yes! And it works.

So much so that local rock stations start re-recording Bon Jovi tunes, like living on a prayer with anti-Bonjovi lyrics. Wait, they're freedom-frizing John Bon Jovi? Yeah, yeah. They're like not like using.

Yeah, exactly. John Bon Jovi. Wow. Being hoisted on your own pittard, on your own riff, that's catchy. Yeah, yeah, no, it's good. But this has the feeling of a political campaign of like, of a retail politics that went precinct by precinct, knocking on doors. to turn the tide against the candidate to the point where the candidate was f***.

And it was a brilliant media strategy. Bon Jovi even wrote like an open letter to the Buffalo News, the big paper. Like wrote an open letter that was like, no, I love Buffalo, I want to keep the team in Buffalo. On Sunday, he wrote an open letter to Bill's fans pledging to make the team a success in Buffalo. He writes,

I know how much the bills mean to the people of their people. this region. So I want you to hear this from me. I'm not risking it all to let you down. That just spurred like even more rounds of vitriol and anti-joviate. So if the proxy war that Donald Trump is waging through the big tree boys, this local street gang that has now turned the tide against John Bon Jovi, as all of that is happening, how is Chuck? How is he communicating with the big man, with Trump himself? So Trump now has to stay away in public from this campaign because the NFL has rules about if you're going to be a bitter on an NFL team,

you have to follow certain things. Right, very NFL. Right. And one of them is no rat f-ficking publicly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's got to stay away from that. But Trump is still talking to his longtime operative Michael Caputo. and Caputo is still talking to Chuck.

I was doing an interview at AM Buffalo, and Caputo was driving me, and Trump called him and said, what are you doing? He said, I'm taking my friend to AM Buffalo about banning Bon Jovi and Trump. I was in the car over the speaker, and Trump said, hey, how was your friend doing?

He said, he's right there. So that was pretty cool. Because even back then, he was super famous, so you had this, like, super famous guy calling you and look into it. Yeah, look into buyer bills and be our safe. Be your savior, yeah. And just so I get a sense of how this works when you do a good job for Donald Trump. Right. As an operative.

Yeah. What's in it for Mike, for Michael Caputo? Well, according to Chuck, what was in it for Michael Caputo was that he was going to become the general manager of the bills. Oh, yes. If he was going to buy the bills, he was going to make Michael Caputo the general manager of the bills. Caputo said that that was more of a big tree sewing circle rumor. But just for clarity's sake, when it comes to Michael Caputo's qualifications to perhaps be the general manager of one of the now really good teams in the NFL in 2024, what's his sports background? Um, doing PR for Putin's oil company?

Stealing bolt cutters and selling them? Yeah. No, it sounds like Michael Caputo. Yeah, love the dead. Love loves going to these shows with Chuck. That's what he's into more than sports, it seems like, even. Yeah. But the two things go together, right?

Because back then, you got to put yourself in that mindset. that like a deadhead, you know, sort of continuation of classic rock type, those people felt back then, like, really at odds with hair metal, right? It was too poppy for them, two bubblegum for them. A culture war of its own. Yeah, a culture war of its own, exactly. And so Caputo would later profess that this sort of, like, grew out of his hatred of hair metal. I think Bon Jovi is one of the worst hair,

band artists I've ever heard in my life. I hated his music when I was a kid. I thought it was bubble gum music then. I think it's bubble gum music now. It was just a perfect opportunity to vent some outrage at his music that I've held inside me for 40 years. So what Michael Coutto is saying is that how dare we give his love a bad day? So I also want to just explain that part of your assignment here with Pobloorri finds out in Rolling

was, can you look through all these documents? Can you just, like, pour over, like, court transcripts? I did. What was that like for you as you try to figure out where the bills fit into all of these things? So, I'm not going to lie. It's not like the cornerstone of it or anything like that. But it's a part. It's a real significant part.

Michael Cohen brought up the idea before Congress, before AOC, I think, in, like, 2019. I'm giving to the committee today three years of Mr. Trump's personal financial statements from 2011, 2012, and 2013, which he gave to Deutsche Bank to inquire about a loan to buy the Buffalo Bills. And then it was also brought up multiple times, multiple, multiple times

in this trial that happened in New York, this civil trial, this fraud trial, that resulted in such a huge judgment against Trump. The most high-profile examples of fraud, the Trump Tower Penthouse, the Trump Organization inflated its value. by some $200 million, declaring it was 30,000 square feet. But Trump signed a document certifying it's a third that size, 11,000 square feet.

And while Trump claimed his Mar-a-Lago resort was worth up to $600 million, its true assessed value was no more than $27 million. But Trump, inflating his wealth and obfuscating his actual amount of money that he has in the bank, I mean, this is where it's a familiar song. I like buying things so there. So we'll see what happens. I'll put a bid in and we'll see. I would be good.

The team is Buffalo, as you know, and we'll see what happens. Everyone knows I'm doing that. I'll be bidding. But many other people will be bidding. And I would say the chances are very, very unlikely because, you know, I'm not going to do something totally stupid. Maybe just a little bit stupid, but not totally stupid. When Donald Trump is challenged to provide proof of funds, you know, we cover sports ownership on the show all the time. these would-be transactions.

Sure. When you're asked to show that you got the money, what does Donald Trump do? Well, thing number one is he goes to Deutsche Bank, that's his longtime banker, and he basically says, give me a letter that's certifying that I have the cash to pay a billion dollars for the bills.

And Deutsche Bank, who was basically as accomplice in this fraud, is like, sure, no problem. Here you go. Sight unseen. Great. That's then delivered to Morgan Stanley, who was representing, I think, the NFL. Trump sends another letter that says, I am worth $8 billion, like documents supplied upon request.

And Trump and his guys have a meeting in August, I think, of 2014 with Morgan Stanley. And, A, there's no documents supplied. I was going to say, now it's request time. Yeah. Where are the documents? The documents aren't there, but he does bring a copy of the Forbes top 100 paid entertainers list of that here. Yeah. Mark Wahlberg.

Jesus. Seth MacFarland. Yeah. Donald Trump. Really what it is is like who's got a publicist that can trick Forbes into printing their name on this list? Yes. One of many things I found out today is that the Forbes list. not to be trusted as an economic indicator.

Sorry, man. So when we last left the Big Tree Boys, they were succeeding wildly. Wildly. Had defeated John Bon Jovi on the mission from Donald Trump, and I want to now square the circle. Donald Trump famously did not buy the Buffalo Bills, Noah. He did not buy the Buffalo Bills, no.

Terry Pagula, who owns the Sabres, bought the team in 2014. That's the big winner. all of this after the ban Bon Jovi summer that operative Mike Caputo and Chuck executed brilliantly. Why didn't Trump get the team?

Pagula bid a whole lot more money, bid $1.4 billion. As Caputo himself said, to GQ, who was the first one to break the news of Trump's involvement in this whole thing, and Trump

could never outbid the Canadians. So in other words, Trump wanted to get this team on the cheap. All of it is to say that the documents do not get supplied. And Trump is left. And I remember this as a user of Twitter.com in 2014, we are left with a man who is constantly posting about this story, about the bills and why he didn't actually, you know, wasn't trying to, he didn't want them anyway. I'm not going to try to do a Trump impression, but I'll read a couple of them.

I'm not going to be watching much NFL football anymore. Too boring. Too many flags. Too soft. Then another one. Boring games. The NFL games are so boring now that actually I'm glad I didn't get the bills. Boring games. Glad I didn't get the bills. Better lucky than good. Yeah. Spoiler alert, the NFL would become the most popular television show in modern American history. Correct. And I must confess that a big part of me as I reread these tweets...

in all of their anger and obvious sadness. Compared to what happened next, Noah, where does he go? What do you mean where does he go? He goes down that fucking golden escalator. This conveniently transportative metaphor for the direction our country also would go. But he kind of never lets go. He kind of never lets go of this NFL thing. But when it comes to just this sliding doors aspect of like that timeline in which Trump owns the bills

prevents this other timeline that we're living in in this studio together. Yeah. What did the people that you interviewed who know Trump? What did they say about that as a crossroads, this story specifically as a crossroads? I talked to somebody whose opinion I really trust on this, who was like he couldn't have started some brand new complicated high visibility venture and put a lot of energy into running for president. And so this person and several others said if he had successfully gotten the Buffalo Bills, he would not have run for president.

Yeah. The big tree boys. The big tree boys, man. It did a number on all of us. They stole all our bolt colors. How is it? that it goes back to the Big Tree Boys, all roads. All roads. How haunted is John Bon Jovi, though? What does he have to say about all of this in the aftermath? I asked him nicely to talk about this.

His reps declined. Shocking. He did go on Howard Stern in 2018, so his years after the fact, and called Trump an evil genius for what he had done. Yeah. So, his evil genius, you know, and, you know, people say, ha ha, ha, I go, no, it's, it's genius what he did because he was taking out a serious candidate to buy the team and then hope that he would get it at a bargain price. But we were as real as real God. And, you know, I'm brokenhearted because I would have loved it and what we would have done in Western New York. And, you know, people don't realize that I was really going to, you know, get a house there. I was going to move there. And he told Stern that it took him years of therapy to get over.

That is the sound of a man who has been shot through the heart. And I think we know who to blame. Noah, before you throw me out of my own studio as a musical authority, I do want to know where Chuck and the Big Tree Boys are these days. Like, what's up with them in the present tense? Chuck and Michael Caputo are still friends and still go to Dead End Company shows together. And, you know, going to Bill's games. Going to Bill's games.

Michael Caputo. We have not heard on tape from Michael Caputo, Noah. Why not? Where is he? He is working in a policy role on the Trump for present campaign. Right now? Like today. Yeah, like literally today.

Michael Caputo would not comment for this podcast. Sometimes you schedule an episode and you have a, someone report it and they do a very good job and you're like, and we're done. Right. This does not feel like one of those episodes at this point. And another thing. What's the other thing? What has happened that has just broken in the world of John Bon Jovi versus Trump world

operatives? The day before we taped this, the Nashville police released security camera footage of someone on a bridge who was about to... You know, was on the wrong side of the railing. And this security camera shows John Bon Jovi walking on that Nashville bridge. He was filming a music video or something like that. And he sees this person. And they start talking.

And he is in all black and his hair is lustrous. And he's lifting this woman over the rail. Back to the right side of the. railing. Help lift her to safety and then hug her. And it's incredible. It's, it's a remarkable, candid bit of footage. John Bon Jovi's a goddamn superhero.

I mean. That's incredible. How did you find out about this video? Caputo texted me the video along with a tweet of his that said, and I quote, this is the act of a good man. All is forgiven at Bon Jovi. and I apologize, you are unbanned,

hashtag Bill's Mafia. So the end of this story in which John Bon Jovi had been banned from Buffalo, New York, in the service of Donald Trump's bid for what he really loves and wants in this world. Yeah. NFL ownership.

Ends with this random video of John Bon Jovi saving, helping to save the life of a random woman in Nashville. and warming the heart of a man who fucking hated his guts, who tried to destroy him. Who claimed to hold a half-century grudge against him. And by that one act of kindness now, all is forgiven.

Look, I'm not a spokesman for the Big Tree Boys. Okay, that's not what I want to take away from this story to be. but it is shocking to me that a story that starts with this plot orchestrated by Donald Trump by proxy ends with something that feels like bipartisan agreement, Noah? Yep.

Is not something I can claim to be numb to in 2024. Right on. Thank you for reporting this story. Seriously, my pleasure. Pablo Torre finds out is produced by Michael

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