Pablo Torre Finds Out - The Great Once
Episode Date: April 17, 2025As history was made this month, The Great One sat in a luxury box with the NHL commissioner and... the conspiracy-theorist director of the FBI. Has Wayne Gretzky become a political Mr. Magoo? Or legit...imate friends with an American president who's trying to make the GOAT’s homeland his 51st state? Bruce Arthur, the Toronto Star columnist and conscience of Canada, says our neighbors are "incandescently angry.” And we investigate the world of Kash Patel and the Congressional Hockey Caucus.Further reading:Alex Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky's unbreakable record, but his greatness is only part of the story https://www.thestar.com/sports/nhl/alex-ovechkin-breaks-wayne-gretzkys-unbreakable-record-but-his-greatness-is-only-part-of-the/article_aadfb162-f387-4289-b144-ebe18e4c3002.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out.
I am Pablo Torre.
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I have a buddy in politics who wants me to do.
become a conscience of Canada podcast.
And I'm like, I don't know, man.
Your brand as the conscience of Canada, though,
is why you're here talking to me.
Because you are.
That's what you, Bruce, stop fighting it.
Stop fighting it.
You are the conscience of Canada.
It's a great tagline.
I don't know if I should be.
Should I be?
I don't, that's a weighty one.
That's a heavy one.
It has never been more urgently required as I.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Dude, I ask myself, who do I want to talk to?
as I have imminent questions and fascinations about what the fuck is happening
as it regards the American-Canadian relationship.
And immediately I was like, I just got to get Bruce on a call.
One of the most dramatic stories in sports turned into one of the strangest mysteries
in politics this month.
And all of it made me think of my old friend Bruce Arthur.
Because Bruce is from Vancouver and he spent a dozen plus years as a sports writer
for the National Post.
which is how I first met him,
and he has since spent the last 11 years or so
writing columns about pretty much everything,
from hockey to COVID to politics for the Toronto Star.
And so once Bruce's home country was all over the news,
in large part due to two iconic figures
that Bruce has covered extensively in Wayne Gretzky and Donald Trump,
I wanted to find out what's really happening up there
in how patriotism in Canada feels
at this completely, and I would argue, uniquely bizarre moment.
When you grew up in Canada, for someone like me who was relatively middle class, right,
and tall white guy, all of that stuff, it is a comfortable place
because nothing has ever gone that wrong on a national level in the country.
I remember when COVID happened, I started asking people,
what's the biggest crisis that ever came to your door in Canada?
and we don't really have a lot of them, man.
I talked to this guy who was a 90-year-old former doctor
about what it was like in World War II.
And I said, well, how did that affect your life?
World War II, that's a big one.
And he said, well, they took the lamp posts on one of the highways downtown
and they melted them down and turned them into tanks.
And I was like, that's it.
He's like, that's it.
That's the only way World War II impacted my life.
Man.
But we've been just really lucky as a country,
and all of a sudden we're not.
President Trump plans to impose tariffs on Canada and Mexico starting tomorrow.
Canada has been a very nasty negotiator against the United States,
took advantage of the United States for a long time.
I want to speak first directly to the American people.
We don't want this.
We want to work with you as a friend and ally.
And we don't want to see you hurt either.
But your government has chosen to do this to you.
What I'd like to see, Canada, become our 51st state.
Some people say that would be a long shot.
If people wanted to play the game right,
it would be 100% certain that they'd become a state.
So, yes, things have changed very radically between America and our upstairs neighbor.
Who sovereignty, President Trump, keeps.
talking about taking essentially as his own, which is a concept that is so ridiculous on its face
that when I first heard Trump say this, I thought the whole thing was very obviously a joke.
You know, kind of like how people call Canada America's hat.
And I think my Canadian friends, at least at first, felt similarly.
But as the temperature on this story keeps ramping up, it's pretty safe to say that they don't feel that way anymore.
The boiling of the frog in the pot is us. It really is in all these different ways. What I've been trying to do partly for me is just hold on to what is real, what values matter, what principles matter.
I cannot help, but think of that very thought and sensation when I'm turning on a hockey game, a very important hockey game in which I am anticipating that Alex Ovechkin is going to do the thing that once seemed.
Unfathomable.
Impossible.
With Wayne Gretzky looking on,
and the players for both teams saluting the greatest to ever lace them up in national hockey league history,
it just adds to the anticipation and the excitement in this building.
A Friday night, it was really close, and it was in Washington, and it was electric, right?
That was awesome.
He comes this close to doing it at home in a hat-trick performance,
and then it's Long Island.
And you go, oh, man.
Okay, we're going to do it in Long Island.
And the anticipation is great.
It's one of those moments that you can immediately picture
as part of a documentary 15 years from now.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's going to be something that will resonate through time.
Like I always say, all the time, it's a team sport.
Without my boys, the whole organization, the fans, the trainers, coaches.
I would never stand there.
And obviously, I would never pass a great.
Great one.
Happy for Alex.
My grandfather was Russian.
He'd be really happy that a Russian broke my record.
So good for Alex.
Of course Gretzky was going to be there.
Because when Wayne Gretzky broke Gordy Howe's record, Gordy Howe was there.
And there is in hockey a value on tradition in this way.
A value on paying homage to the game and what it means.
And so of course Gretzky was there.
It's Gary Bettman, the commissioner of the NHL, Wayne Gretzky.
This all makes sense so far.
And then also Cash Patel was there.
Both games.
Cash Patel, the director of the FBI and at the time the ATF and a bug-eyed conspiracy theorist.
And that's when I said, hold the fuck on.
I didn't know there was an entourage in which there was noted, as you say,
bug-eyed conspiracies, Cash Patel, long-time intimate of,
Steve Bannon, now just in the box with the great one.
What was your reaction when you saw him there?
I mean, the first one was the same as everyone else, right?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
Like, who would be the worst member of the cabinet to be in the box with Wayne Gretzky
and the commissioner of the NHL?
And let's just zoom out for one second.
If this had happened in almost in any administration before 2016,
and it's a member of cabinet or someone in the box with an NHL,
especially for a Washington player, nobody blinks twice, right?
Yep.
Nobody does.
But times have changed.
Things are different.
And so I just didn't understand why him.
We had seen Gretzky hanging out with Trump because he's known Trump forever.
But he's always said, I'm not interested in politics.
So how are you hanging out with the other guys?
guys as well know.
And how's the NHL saying yes to that?
So I want to do a couple of things here today.
I want to actually try and help both of us answer the question of why the
fuck is Cash Patel in this box?
Why is he in the entourage?
But in exchange, I need you to help me understand how we got here when it came to
Wayne Gretzky and, yes, broadly speaking, Canada and the United States as
a relationship unto itself.
You don't have a Wayne Gretzky.
There is no Wayne Gretzky in America.
You have the Wayne Gretzky in America.
You don't have a Wayne Gretzky in America.
It's not Tom Brady.
It's not LeBron James or Michael Jordan.
It's not Muhammad Ali.
It's none of these people.
There's no direct analog to what Wayne Gretzky means to Canada.
What hockey is, beyond the sport that we care the most about,
beyond the kind of lingua franca in big and small towns across the country is it is a song we
sing ourselves that pertains to who we are in terms of our national character when wayne gretzky was
young he was magic if you go back and look at 19 these hockey games a lot of the goalies
it's like they didn't know how to bend their legs right goaltending wasn't good there was a lot of
guys out there who were out of breath on every shift it was not as a
difficult to game. And yet, even in that context, Wayne Gretzky made hockey look so easy.
Edmonton win five, four, a short-handed goal. He toyed with the game. That's the highest
compliment I can give any athlete, right? He could do anything. Cuts in front of his teammate,
Cretzky, scores. That idea of skate to where the puck will be.
The hat trick for Wayne Creske in the first period. It's like he was playing on a different plane of
existence than anybody else.
You can make arguments from Mario Lemieux and Bobby Orr and maybe eventually Connor
McDavid, whatever you want.
Wayne Gretzky has more assist than anyone else has points.
He has a thousand more points than anyone else who's ever played the game.
He is so much better than anybody else.
When you say the great one, that is our highest compliment as a nation, right?
Like, Wayne Gretzky is myth in this country.
And it's with mixed emotions, a heavy heart.
heart for our community and our hockey club, but I guess with delight and sincere best wishes
for Wayne Gretzky, that I announce, and I guess more important confirm that the Edmonton
Oilers have agreed to trade Wayne Gretzky to Los Angeles.
And so when it comes to the summer of 88, and Wayne is technically still,
Canada's, but geographically now coming to America, your reaction, the country's reaction,
you would characterize how?
I remember the press conference.
I, like, still remember the press.
Everyone remembers the press conference because it's one of those moments that gets played
in documentaries over and over because Wayne cries.
Wayne dabs at his eyes with a Kleenex.
Promise mess, I wouldn't do this.
I promised mess I wouldn't cry talking about Mark Messier.
There's a book by my friend Stephen Brent called Gretzky's Tears about the
trade. And with Gretzky, when you find out Gretzky's traded, you remember where you are.
And then he goes to L.A. Hollywood marriage to an actress. And like, he never moves back.
He is fundamentally American. Raises his family in American. He always talks about how his kids and
his grandkids are American. He is fundamentally an American man. Still has Canadian citizenship
and says he does not have American citizenship, though. He promised his dad.
that tension, though, of like him recognizing on some geopolitical level, some higher level that it still matters what he technically is while behaving in a way that contradicts that technicality.
I wonder when it was the first time he realized, oh, this guy is spending a lot of time with Donald Trump.
He met Trump in the mid-90s in New York, right? Because he ends his career in New York.
And at that time, I think he actually sought Trump out.
Like he was looking for a smart real estate guy and something like him Trump's name and they'd become friends because Trump likes celebrity.
And probably the first presidential term is when it starts to come up on the radar, right?
Golf tournaments, that kind of thing.
I was going to say, the thing I found when it came to the golf stuff because Wayne loves golf and Trump loves golf is that there was a 2017 round.
It was Tiger Woods.
It was Dustin Johnson.
And Dustin Johnson, for those not initiated, this is Wayne Gretzky's son-in-law.
And it's one of those rounds, reportedly, according to a golf analyst, Brad Faxson, who was working for Fox Sports, where Trump, you know, is putting down a score that didn't quite account for the two balls he hit into the water.
And then in 2021, it's Pauline Gretsky, it's Dustin Johnson, it's Donald Trump, it's Halloween.
The families are hanging out.
Now they're just together.
Quite a bit, it seems.
They're friends.
and one of the kind of startling parts of all this,
who's friends with Donald Trump?
Think about that just on a fundamental level.
You can ask the same question of Elon Musk.
Do they have friends?
Are they capable?
How are they capable of friendship?
If you're hanging around Donald Trump,
you're doing it, I would think,
because there is a transactional element
or because you like his politics.
That's the two categories, more or less,
Except that Wayne has said over and over he has no interest in politics.
He says it publicly, says it privately.
Well, also, if you're not politically inclined, which is, of course, his right, it's a weird thing to be at Maralago, the night of the election, at a table with who, Bruce?
Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
And not to put too fine a point on it, but the two men who are actively destroying America,
as it was. It's hard to explain to Americans how fucking pissed we are right now at America,
how fucking unbelievably outraged. We are not just about how you're treating us, but how you're
treating yourselves. I called him Governor Trudeau because they should be the 51st state,
really. It would make a great state. And the people of Canada like it. They pay lower taxes.
They have virtually no military. They have a very small military. They pay less than 1%.
they're about the lowest payer in NATO.
They're supposed to pay much more.
They haven't been paying.
We are so incandescently angry
because everything about how this country has existed
since its founding has been predicated
on the fact that we are next to our friend.
I was with Wayne Gretzky.
I said, Wayne, would you like to be the governor of Canada?
I can't imagine.
I can't imagine anybody doing any better than
Wayne, Wayne was not too interested, but I think he probably would have liked statehood.
We live next to our friend. Sometimes our friend makes bad decisions, man, but he's still our friend.
Right? No one's messing with us because of him. Everything about our country is predicated on America
and where we are geographically. And now we're so mad. We're so angry. And there's Wayne.
When you zoom out again and you take in like the larger concept,
of what is happening in hockey itself
to continue to make a metaphor reality
at the Four Nations Cup
and you have Canada in February
in the final.
And it's geopolitical in a way
that a U.S.-Canada hockey game has never been.
As a tariff dispute with Canada heats up,
relations with the U.S. are increasingly
on ice.
We have never booed the American anthem, man.
We don't do that.
America's our favorite TV show. It is.
It just is. It's
as much as like we make the jokes about it,
no one wants to live above a meth lab and all that kind of thing.
But like, we have great affection towards America.
And we have respect, especially respect, growing respect for American hockey.
And we have never booed the anthem until this year.
And there were people in this country who said,
we're better than that.
We shouldn't boo the anthem.
Fuck that, guys.
No.
Canadian hockey legend Wayne Gretzky has come under fire
following his appearance as the honorary team captain for Canada.
And I will say,
the people who were doing the television broadcast that night did not do Wayne any favors,
and the people who were in charge of the event that night did not do Wayne any favors.
Because he could have walked out two different tunnels.
There's one by the American bench.
There's one by the Canadian bench.
Obviously, Wayne should walk out by the Canadian bench, right?
No.
And this isn't Wayne's decision.
He walks out by the American bench.
Okay, we're still fine.
He walks by the American bench and he gives them thumbs up.
Okay?
This isn't ideal for the moment.
Wayne has fundamentally missed throughout the moment,
but he has done so, I believe, because Wayne,
I do believe Wayne sees hockey players,
and he admires them and he respects them.
As we should as Canadians, those guys are awesome hockey players.
Fine.
And then the camera on the Canadian broadcast cuts away.
And Wayne, I presume, gave thumbs up to the Canadian players.
I have to believe he did that.
We never saw it in this country.
And so there's a whole bunch of Canadians who think,
Wayne just gave thumbs up to the American players.
And by the way, his counterpart is wearing the American
Jersey. That's right. Wayne is
wearing not a stitch of red.
He's wearing the bluest
blue.
Like, just, there's so many fundamental
misreadings in that moment.
Like, they fight to start
an international hockey game three times
in nine seconds. I'm not a fighting guy.
That was unbelievable.
And this four nation, his face-off,
matchup is underway,
and the gloves are off.
That was, you having
to surrender your pacifism
at the altar of what was the best theater of violence
I've seen in sports in the last couple decades.
Yes, it was must-see TV.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
This was set up.
And here they come, right.
It is exactly, exactly what you dream of if you're the NHL.
And, spoiler alert, you guys win in overtime.
We sure do, buddy.
Speaking of how America's hat reacted in this great moment of celebration, in comes Wayne Gretzky.
And he has a gift that is appropriate given that term of affection.
He hands out these red caps.
I want to believe that Wayne Gretzky is just political Mr. Magoo and has no fucking idea what's happening at any given moment.
But given how we led to this moment,
The payoff of, here are some red caps that say, be great on them, which is, I don't know, a half inch away from the thing that Trump has as his actual slogan.
It's just like, what is, am I taking crazy pills, is how I was feeling?
So you've arrived at one of the central questions, which is how much of this is Wayne truly existing.
in this sweet summer child kind of existence, right, where politics is truly something that he sees
from across the street and keeps walking. How much does he understand the implications here?
And in that moment, you probably should ask yourself, do I need to do this?
Do I need to give them gifts at all? Would be the question. And if I do, do I give them red hats?
No. Wayne, you just, Wayne, you don't. You don't do that. Because again, the thing that I, the thing that I
can't square here is that Wayne Gretzky understands what it means to be Wayne Gretzky.
He has understood that because to be a great hockey player in this country is also to be a politician
to a degree. And he understands what it means when Wayne Gretzky stands next to somebody.
And he still doesn't seem to understand this. Even if he is a political Mr. Magoo,
that's the part I don't get. And then the second part I don't get is this. If you care,
if you are a patriotic Canadian, which I believe you are,
if you care about how you are viewed in the country,
which I believe you do, just come out and say it.
Say that we will never be the 51st state.
Say that I may not have power over this,
but God damn it, I'm a proud Canadian and Canada will always exist.
Say that I disagree with my friend Donald.
And we do not talk politics, but in this regard,
I believe in Canada more than I believe in him.
Say any of that.
Say it.
Has not said it.
And so the citizens of Canada have been filling this rhetorical void.
They have rebranded the Great One as The Great Once,
which I think is a pretty good nickname.
And they've also launched petitions to rename the various Wayne Gretzky drives
and parkways and arenas all across the country.
But the most telling thing, I think,
was how people reimagined his statue.
People smeared feces on the statue in Edmonton of Wayne Gretzky.
A statue of Canadian hockey icon, Wayne Gretzky, has been vandalized in Edmonton.
It appears to be the latest show of displeasure with Gretzky in recent months
for his friendship with U.S. President Donald Trump amid his trade war with Canada.
They saw what appeared to be and strongly smelled like feces all over that statue.
Think about what you have to do to do that.
Do you ever try to get a poop sample and have to give it to the doctor?
Like, this is like, this is worse.
Which now brings us to the shi-slinging involving Janet Gretzky.
Because Janet, who is Wayne's American wife, as we said,
who Wayne lives with in America,
posted this on Instagram.
Quote,
I have never met anyone who is more proud to be a Canadian,
and it has broken his heart to read and see the mean comments.
end quote.
In the comments, in case you were wondering,
in response to this claim of unparalleled Canadian pride,
were also mean.
They were so mean that Janet then deleted this post, apparently,
which led a friend to come to Wayne's defense.
Donald Trump is defending Wayne Gretzky and rebuking criticism
the great one is facing over their close ties.
Trump posted on social media,
saying, Wayne is my friend and he wants to make me happy, adding he's the greatest Canadian of them all,
and I'm therefore making him a free agent because I don't want anyone in Canada to say anything bad about him.
Trump goes on to say Gretzky supports Canada the way it is as he should,
even though it's not nearly as good as it should be as part of the greatest and most powerful country in the world.
And it will not surprise you to learn that he goes on.
on and on about Wayne and Janet
and it's just him
taking the greatest Canadian of all time
which he calls him
and taking him
as his own.
And trying to defend him.
One of the astonishing things to me in this
is when Trump says that,
obviously Wayne's gone to him and gone,
you get him off my back, Donald,
right?
which shows such a fundamental misreading of this, if that's what happened.
If he asked Donald to say something, defending him, that is such an unbelievable misreading
of the mood in this country right now that you wonder what planet he's on.
It is the opposite of skating to where the puck is going, actually.
Yes, yes, exactly right.
You're skating is far away from the puck is.
you are sitting in the stand.
You are in your car driving away from the arena to the airport to get on a plane and go somewhere
else.
The puck's over there and you are over here and we're so mad.
We are so mad.
But at this point of the story, who has defended Wayne?
Donald Trump and Janet Gretzky.
Has Wayne said anything to this point?
No.
Has he spoken to people privately?
Yes.
Has he said anything publicly?
No.
He eventually does get there.
I don't worry about those kind of things because you can't make everybody happy.
But trust me, I have no political power with the prime minister or the president.
That's between those two guys and that's why you hold elections.
And that's why people get to do what they want to do and say what they want to say.
No one expects Wayne Gretzky.
I'm going to say this now.
I'm going to say this on behalf of Canada.
Nobody in this country.
There's 40 million people in this country.
expects Wayne Gretzky to go to Donald Trump and say,
knock it off, no more 51st state and expect Donald Trump to listen.
We do not expect that.
You are not our ambassador.
We understand, even though you have access to him.
We know you're not going to influence him.
That's not the point.
It's not the point.
You have to say what all the politicians in this country of every stripe have said,
we will never be the 51st state.
We will always be Canada.
And for Canada, especially Canada, though, and I need to emphasize this, we have been the safest
nation in the world.
We had the baddest big brother in the world next to us, the biggest economy in the world next to us,
the American military, the American economy, we are part of NORAD, we are part of NATO.
The whole idea of NATO is you attack one of us, you attack all of us.
And what does that functionally mean in the world?
The United States of America.
Yes.
Everyone who grew up in this country grew up safe on a national level.
More than any country, I would say, in the world.
And now we're not.
It's destabilizing.
Oh, it's destabilizing.
It is disorienting.
It is that page in the history book where you're like, did someone just Photoshop
Cash Patel into the luxury box next to Wayne Gretzky?
Ash Patel.
And it raised questions that we at Power.
Al-Lotori finds out I've been spending a couple weeks investigating.
Oh, you guys are good at that.
All right, so Cash Patel, the guy in the luxury box who is watching history right next to the great one,
the guy Trump appointed the director of the FBI, and also the acting director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives,
which is a statement, now that I say it aloud, which once seemed even more improbable than feces-smeared statue of
Wayne Gretzky in Edmonton.
Because before Cash Patel was appointed to oversee the FBI and ATF and their tens of thousands of
employees, Cash Patel was most famous for vowing in a book he titled government gangsters
that he was going to go after his enemies.
His enemies in the deep state.
I'd shut down the FBI Hoover building on day one and reopening the next day as a museum
of the deep state.
and I take the 7,000 employees that work in that building
and send them across America to chase down criminals.
Go be cops.
Your cops.
Go be cops.
And more recently, in fact, you may also recall how FBI Director Patel
handled being questioned by Congress
about the infamous signal group chat
that his fellow members of the Trump administration
used to plan airstrikes on Yemen.
I'm not going to comment on that.
Because you're the director of the FBI,
you don't believe it's appropriate to comment?
on that? Because there's a process in place, there's an ongoing litigation, and the National Security
Council is reviewing this matter. And I'm not going to discuss any open or close investigations.
That ongoing investigation, literally, the lawsuit happened today or yesterday afternoon. And the
idea that you don't have an opinion on this at this point is frustrating to me. No, it's not.
I'm not going to prejudge any matters. And the men and women of the FBI will call the balls and strikes.
Reclaiming my time, sir. Not you. But something you may not know is that as of last week,
Cash Patel had been removed from his duties as acting ATF director without any explanation from the Trump administration.
Although there was one note from Reuters, which reported that Patel, quote, had not been a presence at ATF headquarters since the day he was sworn in.
And so part of what I wanted to find out today was what Cash Patel had been doing all of this time instead.
It turns out that for more than a decade,
Cash Mattel has been playing for a team called The Dons.
Now, I don't know if you're familiar, Bruce,
with the world of adult men's rec league hockey,
but we're entering the world of adult men's rec league hockey
in and around Washington, D.C. now.
The Dawns.
The Dons.
You're fucking kidding me.
A dynasty, Bruce.
a dynasty in the apparently thriving Sunday night rec league scene in D.C.
This, by the way, is taking place to set the scene in this part of the documentary.
In Northern Virginia, at the Washington Capitol's practice facility,
which is where Cash Patel's Don's at one point,
win 76 games in a row.
Wow.
And so we here at Pablo Torre finds out,
reached out to one of his teammates, one of Cash Patel's teammates,
on the Don's, Bruce, offering the kids.
condition of anonymity because, you know, he's talking about the director of the FBI.
And what this teammate told us about how Cash Patel spends his time is that FBI officials,
quote, know to leave him alone on Sundays.
It's a well-carved out thing, end quote, he's going to be playing games for the dons.
And the FBI knows to let Cash Patel take the ice.
And if it's not enough to just imagine that, we should also know that at one point in
May of 2024, there was a fundraiser. And reportedly, Cash Patel, whose arm was in a sort of
brace at the time, was joking that he had injured that arm from, quote, kicking the shit out of the
deep state, end quote. But what really happened, we are informed, is that at the Don's
championship game the year before, Cash Patel tore his bicep and didn't tell anybody. But because
he is a hockey player, Bruce, because he is a genuine hockey player, Bruce, because he is a genuine
and hockey guy, the Don's win, they take a team picture, he doesn't say anything to anybody,
he, quote, pounded beers in the parking lot, end quote, and then got surgery, and then presented
this as a wound of kicking the shit out of the deep state. Isn't it actually kind of relatable?
There are very few things about this crowd that I find to be relatable. I find this to be relatable,
that there are parts of your life that you are passionate about,
that you believe in, that you carve out for yourself,
which we all need, right, as the world goes in the direction that it's going.
Yes, we all need a third space, right?
As they say.
Yeah.
And Cash Patel's third space is his dons.
It's this Sunday night game.
Is he any good?
Well, Bruce, you should know that Cash Patel,
scouting report on him as a hockey guy.
We have that, too.
You know, he's not much of a scorer, statistically speaking, last season.
He had one goal, one assist in 14 games.
According to the anonymous teammate, quote,
his slap shot from the point,
sometimes they come head high and you got a duck, end quote,
which, you know, targeting for the FBI director,
maybe a little worrisome.
But, and this is an earnest compliment,
he's a hell of a defenseman.
I was going to say, what position does Casper Tal play?
So he's a defenseman.
He's an undersized defenseman, I would say,
based on what I can tell from him.
He's good at obstructing, as it were.
And in fact, on that note,
we did reach out to the spokeswoman for Cash Patel, Bruce.
And what she told us was that the story
that his anonymous teammate had given us
where Cash Patel was having those beers
in that parking lot post game was false.
And she added, quote,
I don't doubt that there were some of these guys having beers.
That's just not cash.
end quote.
But one of the things that brings us back to how we started the story
is that the one game that Cash Patel was eager to miss for the Don's
was in fact a couple Sundays ago when there he was on Long Island
as the Islanders were playing the Capitals in New York with Wayne Gretzky
and one other thing we learned, Bruce, is that the Don's group chat
was electrified when they spotted their guy.
And if you want to take a guess as to what platform they used to communicate,
I will give you one chance.
I'm going to say signal, Pablo.
The Dons have a signal group chat, Bruce.
The dons have a signal group chat with Cash Patel,
and it was blowing up.
And what Cash Patel's anonymous teammate did tell Pablo Tori finds out
of seeing Cash Patel with Wayne Gretz,
and Alex Ovechkin in this make-a-wish fever dream for the director of the FBI.
He clarifies, quote, about the chat.
No battle plans on there, but we send a lot of memes and pictures and videos.
That was the hot topic for the weekend.
Everybody was very jealous and excited to see him on there.
It wasn't in any of our bingo cards that he'd be with the great one for that, end quote.
If you're a hockey guy and you get to meet Wayne
Gretzky. You'll remember that the rest of your life.
Oh, absolutely.
That's Wayne Gretzky, man.
At no point in the chronicling here, am I saying that this is something that I am shocked
to discover Cash Patel has been doing?
But it's just funny that when it comes to hear my priorities, reportedly, as we understand
it, number one, hockey, number two, running the FBI, number three, and a distant number three,
the ATF to the point that he no longer is in fact running the ATF
and has chosen number one and number two in some combination
depending on which day of the week that gets priority.
I commend you for getting one of those guys to talk to you, actually.
Because I would imagine that'd be a little bit nervous about it.
Yeah.
I mean, we are, I mean, eager to get on the record sources wherever possible.
That one felt like a reasonable one to grant anonymity to.
But luckily,
that's not the only team that Cash Patel plays hockey on.
So there is this thing, Bruce,
called a congressional hockey caucus in Washington, D.C.
I don't know if you have an equivalent in Canada.
Part of me suspects that the entirety of the Canadian governmental system
is a version of this.
But it's the guys who love hockey getting together,
and it turns out sponsoring last month a bipartisan.
congressional hockey challenge.
And this pits the lawmakers
against the lobbyists.
A very American ritual in that regard.
And one anonymous teammate
on this team
told us that Cash Patel
was in fact one of the best players on the ice.
That he did, of course,
in true hockey guy fashion,
hang around for beers in the locker room
after that game as well.
And so we were left wondering,
like, can we get anybody on the record here?
Just like any person
in the D.C. American governmental hockey ecosystem to talk about Cash Patel.
And so what we did was we reached out to the guy who formed the Congressional Hockey Caucus,
a congressman named Mike Quigley from Illinois.
And you just immediately realize, Bruce, in ways that I was, I was sort of, again,
taken aback by, because it's been happening for so long,
and I am not enough of a hockey guy to know about it,
there's a real underground hockey scene in Washington.
It's lawmakers, it's law enforcement,
It's these house leagues and club hockey and beer leagues, all of that stuff, that does provide an escape.
An escape at which you can bond with the people that you may otherwise be in great political tension with.
But Cash Patel is somebody that Representative Quigley has been aware of for years.
He's known him since he was a congressional staffer, Cash Patel was.
Quigley sits on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.
They're going to be sitting in class.
classified briefings together.
And what he told us, in no uncertain terms, is that he's not quite afraid of Cash Patel's
slap shot.
I've scared with Hall of Famers, I can handle Cash Patel.
He is, though, worried about actual retribution.
You know, you try to have some common ground where you realize there's more that,
there should be more that unites this country than divides us.
I would say with respect, it's different with this administration.
I honestly see it as a retribution tour.
And it's not our imagination.
Mr. Patel has said they are going to go after the people who are enemies of President Trump.
He talked about journalists and a list of 60 people.
I'm not making it up.
What I'm telling you is sport can be a great uniter, a great healer,
and something you forget and remind yourself,
you don't hate the person that you're working with here in Congress.
But I would tell you, even hockey has problems bridging the divide with some folks.
That's it, right?
Is that when you argue about sports with people from other fan bases, you're still all in the same arena, if that makes sense, right?
Yes.
Like, you'll see, sometimes it goes up to the level of fights and, like, real animosity.
but even rivals are united in a love of something.
And that's one of the great things about sports,
is that you can sit in a bar and watch a game
and talk to someone you'd never talk to otherwise, right?
You can bridge gaps with sports at its best.
Absolutely.
It can do that.
And some of that world is gone.
It used to be you could forgive Wayne Gretzky
for being friends, whether he's a political Mr. Magoo, as you put it or not, with Donald Trump.
It used to be you could at least, you could let it go.
And now you can't let it go.
Now the rules have changed.
And I got to tell you, as someone who sits where I sit, it's not us that change the rules, man.
We didn't change how this game works.
We didn't change the circumstances.
we are reacting to the circumstances.
And that's where I come back to Wayne,
is that it was never unforgivable before.
And now it is.
There's a number of quotes we've been getting
from these anonymous teammates and people who know Cash Patel,
where they will all say, in the hockey context,
that he's a normal guy.
He's one of us.
You think, based on the headlines, he's evil.
You meet him, and he is somebody who will play through a torn bicep,
who will, you know, crush him.
beers in the parking lot, who will just be one of the people that you want to win a game with.
The point that I think you and Representative Quigley are both making, though, is that there is a danger to that takeaway when what it's enabling is the actual erasure of an entire country as a country and the freedoms of people when it comes to.
to the basic expectations of what we're not supposed to do when you leave the locker room.
That's this shit, Bruce, where I'm like, I love sports as the lone monoculture we share.
I say it all the time.
I love being in the stands next to people who have none of the same beliefs, politically,
musically, artistically, ideologically, whatever.
But the very basic minimum threshold of respect,
now it feels like sports has been perverted
in order to be used to enable something
that it would be irresponsible for us
to not look into a little bit deeper.
So what I wrote the day after I was named the coronavirus columnist
is that Rudy Gobert might have saved the world.
Because up until then, the virus was marching
but it wasn't real.
It was ignorable.
And then Rudy Gobert caught COVID.
By the end of the night, the NBA had stopped.
By the next day, the NHL, Major League Baseball, every sport had stopped.
Disneyland had closed its doors.
The world had to pay attention, right?
And I've thought about that.
In terms of what you just said, I've thought about that in terms of sports a little bit right now.
And in terms of what's going on in terms of the United States, a lot of it is still
ignorable. When the wires are being pulled out of the walls of the U.S. government and it's going to
kill a million and a half kids overseas, right, because USAID was keeping those kids alive in all these
different ways, that's monstrous. But it doesn't come to your door, right? Unless you read about it,
even if you read about it, it doesn't touch you. When you talk about what's happening in terms of even
the stock market, that's a harder one to ignore. Smarter people than me are looking at the global
economy and going, I don't like the looks of this. Oh, but it's already been spun. It's been spun,
Bruce. This is always the plan. Whatever was alleged to be the danger was never a danger at all,
is what they are now plausibly saying. But the stuff that's happening, which is like the drumbeat
of our world, the stuff that makes you feel normal, sports is one of those things. And it hasn't been
touched at all in all this, right? Like, it's just rolling along.
And I think about that, and I don't know what the answer is.
I'm not saying we should stop sports or anything like that.
But I'm saying that like the bread and circus thing becomes more and more acute.
The closer you get as an empire falls apart, right?
Bruce, I love circuses.
I love bread.
I love all of this.
We both do.
The question of the bread and the circus, though, is what are we being distracted from?
Yeah. And when the stakes of that distraction, when the very thinly veiled subtext of this box at this record-setting game is, here is Donald Trump's good friend, here is his director of the FBI, here is Canada's favorite son that doesn't want to acknowledge the basic thing that Canada has been begging him to do.
we aren't so much distracting as we are daring, daring everybody to say what's obvious here.
And using sports and its metaphorical potency to turn it into something that isn't as clearly fucked up as it is.
Last weekend, a bunch of people showed up in the streets in America, right?
Big towns, small towns, all over.
And good evening. I'm Kathy Barrett.
And I'm Jonathan Gonzalez is now.
From New York City to L.A. demonstrations across the country have drawn thousands of people.
Protesters are speaking out against President Trump's policies and Elon Musk's forced layoffs across government agencies.
And there was a moment where I'm sitting there and I'm looking through like the footage from all this.
When I was watching those people in the streets, I got emotional, man.
It reminded me that it doesn't have to be this way.
Right?
It reminded me that people can fucking fight.
And you don't have to go along with it.
You don't have to pretend it's normal.
That hockey game, they pretended it was normal.
But I'll say this.
Like when Canada, what's the slogan that Canada has adopted as its national rallying cry?
It's hockey related, but it's not related to Wayne Gretzky in any way as a player.
It is as far away from Wayne Gretzky as a hockey player as you can possibly be.
It is related to the guy whose record Wayne Gretzky broke for the all-time goal record in the NHL.
It's Gordy fucking how.
Elbows up.
Because if you f***ed with Gordy, Gordy would come find you in the corner.
Gordy would do that in his 50s.
Elbows up.
Wayne Gretzky was the hockey player none of us could be.
Gordy was the hockey player we told ourselves we were.
just a tough motherfucker the baddest guy right that's who we're trying to tell ourselves we are right now
Canada wants to be gordy how right now that's the song we're singing to ourselves
Bruce I just want you to know I think there are a lot of Americans whose elbows you can count on
uh buddy that's the other thing we all remind ourselves up here by the way and that's what I remind
a lot of people in conversations that I have up here.
There's a lot of good Americans, man.
Millions.
It's a lot of good Americans.
This has been Pablo Torre finds out.
A Metal Arc Media production.
And I'll talk to you next time.
