Pablo Torre Finds Out - The Last Dance of Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

It was either everything that's right or wrong with America, but the very public relationship between Scottie Pippen's ex-wife and Michael Jordan's son is very much over — deleted Instagram posts, passive-aggressive polls, and all. Miserable Pablo and cowardly Cortes take a victory lap, revisiting how they may have triggered the biggest celebrity breakup of the year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. I think you and I have different levels of culpability and responsibility here. You are a sucker. I am not right after this ad. You're listening to Giraff Kings Network. There is no episode that you've been more excited to do. I am so excited right now.

A bull in a pen being held back by everyone else who works on this show. I've just been sitting waiting for you to arrive. I told him to turn my mic on. I have some things to say. Well, we've been getting, my mentions have been full of stuff that sounds actually like this. Hey, Pablo, it's J.R. in Connecticut. I'm wondering how much credit you and your colleagues are taking for the fact that Michael Jordan put the kibosh on his son's relationship with Larsa Pippen. I'm sure your interview opened up MJ's eyes, rock,

John, dude, Joe. Shout out to whoever that guy is. I imagine that guy over 70. I imagine him in a tank top with a cigar. Kaibosh. Yes, I love that guy. Shout out to you, thank you. Yes.

But no one's taking a greater victory lap than you, Cortez. Yeah, well, we should tell the people what the victory lap is about, and it's about this fraud of a fucking relationship between Marcus Jordan and Larson and Larsonipin that no longer exists. So do people, again, by now, hopefully you know that Marcus Jordan is the youngest. son of Michael Jordan, Larissa Pippin is the woman who spent a quarter century or so with Scottie Pippin, Scottie Pippin and Michael Jordan hate each other now. Those two, Larsa and Marcus, I mean, they had a podcast. They had a podcast called separation anxiety because they, you know, they love each other so much. They can't spend five minutes apart. They were on a reality show. I mean,

they just did a new reality show together. And no one has chronicled and dissected them like us. And in terms of what happened here and what our culpability is, as the people who put them under a microscope, we put them on a national platform in ways that no one had in terms of taking them seriously as a couple. I should say that I reached out to their PR rep. They have not responded. Part of why they did not respond may have been because I DMs Marcus Jordan. No. Cortez, you can't go rogue. Well, I just, all I, he posted him and his dad and I just wrote, laugh my ass off. And then I wrote another message and I wrote, you down bad, bro. He didn't see it. He didn't respond. So all of this has been happening on Instagram, actually. It's where it started, right? Because

Larsa first removed all traces of Marcus from her account. She deleted countless photos of him, removed every ounce of trace of him. Gone. Yes. Put a poll up that said, like, should your friends unfollow your ex? That's right. And then Marcus did the same thing, basically. And now it's as if on their respective profiles, none of this had ever happened. Yeah. And I think you and I have different levels of culpability and responsibility here. You are a sucker. I am not. I came to this honestly and with an open mind and you immediately, I would say, were right. Look, this is the thing. This is not about you necessarily, though, you're included in this. This is about America. America is a bunch of suckers. It's an industry. It is the notebook, all this bullshit. It's a bunch of nonsense.

Ryan Gosling is catching strays from you. The notebook's responsible for a lot of bullshit. This is nonsense. And so when these two people presented, it's a lot of bullshit, it's a bunch of themselves is like the best couple of all time. We can't spend any time apart. We love each other. We're having sex five times a night. Bullshit. And it's on you guys for believing it. So, okay, so first off, it's not as if I have been friends with Larkas, right? They called me, they called me miserable in the New York Post or as quoted by the New York Post. In the episode you're about to hear, they call me a coward and a pig. A pig. I forgot about that. I should point out, though, that a lot of our analysis that they got

Matt at was about, it was about Michael, right? And it was about how does Michael feel about this? Is Marcus actually doing this just to get attention from his dad? And so when he posts on Instagram, this photo of Marcus and Michael together, you know, with music playing in the background, it does feel like we collectively our show hit on something real. Yes, Michael Jordan didn't like the relationship. Larsa, left. It's over. It's a fraud. It's on you. If you want to know about love, Watch love after lockup. Okay. Not this bullshit.

You could also learn a little about love by figuring out how we got here, which is why we're bringing you the episode we taped in which, unfortunately, yeah, Cortez was right. Charlotte Wilder, first off, I feel like Ryan, we should say. Yes. Congrats. Big touch to you guys. Thank you so much. For what? I mean, for finding love in a hopeless place.

Well, I don't know. But thank you guys so much. Yes, I did get married this past summer. It was lovely. Very low-key, which is how we wanted it. Which is also a few weeks before is when I got the call from you. Yeah, I want to apologize as well as congratulate. Tell me why you're sorry, Pablo.

Because I called you as you were getting ready for, you know, the consummation of your love. And I assigned you a story about love that must have felt very callous because, I kind of just unilaterally decided that you had to do this with this. No, it was one of the better calls I've ever gotten in my career. For those of you who were not on the phone, which is everybody but me and Paolo, Pablo's like, hey, and I'm like standing outside a fish store and with my mom. I'm like, okay, you go and get, I have to, Pablo's calling me. And like, there's traffic going by.

And he's like, we have to do an episode on Marcus Jordan and Larson and Larsa Pippen and the fact that they're together. And I was like, yes. And like a car whooshes by me. And I'm like, what? And then that's how this all began. Yeah, and then I think I called you back. And I was like, by the way, Cortez is in.

And also, it turns out, they have a fucking podcast. And I was like, let fucking go. I want to cut through the noise of this. Because what I have asked both of you to do, and you did it to varying levels of enthusiasm. Begrudgingly, because you made me. Yeah, for Cortez, who somehow loves reality television, but hates this.

I had us listen to all of the episodes of separation anxiety, which is the podcast hosted by Marcus and Larsa, who will now get first name basis with us. Yes. Because we've been living with them in our ears for weeks, months now at this point. No disrespect to them, but it's one of the worst podcasts I've ever. So, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert.

No disrespect. No disrespect. No offense, but... I guess I should just play how it begins for people who are not lucky enough to have listen to this show. Hi guys. I'm Larsa Pippen. I'm on The Real Housewives of Miami. And I'm Marcus Jordan, CEO and founder of Trophy Room.

And we're here for our first episode of our podcast. And what's it called, man? Separation anxiety. Separation anxiety with Larsa and Marcus. I love that. We sound so cute with that. I love it too. I am going to hear Marcus Jordan's voice in my head going,

when I'm being lowered into my... And then Larsa saying, I love it, babe. The way they introduce themselves here, she says, I'm Larsa Pippin, I'm on the Real Housewives of Miami. He says, I'm Marcus Jordan, CEO and founder of Trophy Room. What you actually are, the way the public knows you, is you are Scotty Pippen's ex-wife, and you are Michael Jordan's son. Yes. This, I think, is very telling about the whole way they structure this, of wanting to, they're trying to like take something back, as we will find out. But that, I think, is a big clue.

But this textual reading of this podcast is why I wanted to do this, because they are telling their own story. Yes. And in depth. And so, Trophy Room, by the way, is a Jordan brand store in Chicago. Like, this is, again, a literal Michael Jordan thing that he is identifying as his thing. But also what he's identifying is the title of the show, Separation Anxiety, which is about how they can't bear to be a part. Marcus tells this story about how they met four years ago

in the most romantic place on Earth, which is the VIP room of a Jordan brand party alongside Fat Joe. Anytime there's an event like that, I kind of like to be the liaison for people to kind of, you know, get close to my dad, get in the top secret section.

And so I think it was either Joe or DJ Callow that texting me and was like, hey, we love to see pops. And you just happen to be with them. And so I finessed the way for everybody to get in. I just found my... myself staring at you across the room and like wanting to talk to you and get to know you more. Plus, we've got a lot of mutual friends.

Oh, do you? Who could that be? Can we talk to about the, like, we started the pod with their introduction and he's the CEO of trophy room or whatever? He could also have introduced himself as, hey, I'm a liaison for people to get close to my dad. Like, that's what he does, dude. Well, this is, this is the part about the mutual friends, right? It's like, yeah, maybe, maybe mutual friends like Michael Jordan and Scotty.

Once upon a time, are those the mutuals you're describing? So all of this is the backdrop, incidentally, for Marcus courting Larsa. And, oh, yeah, it's romantic. So every time I would be in Miami, we would not say, hey, you know, I'm in town, what you up to, where you at tonight, you know? And I feel like it just kind of gradually happened over time. Yeah, you know, it's crazy because I kind of like thought you were like my homie for a long time. Yeah.

They spend a lot of time talking about how they weren't dating. at first and how they were just friends. And it's like a lot of this podcast, a whole, something I think of whenever I was listening to this is if you have to say it, it isn't true. Like the amount they're trying, and it reminded me, this is for you, Cortez, of something Tyler Hero said the other day. He said, I know my value. I know I'm one of them ones and I don't need to say it. I'll show you. But he just said it. Right. Right. You know, we talked about that on oddball, shameless plug. Yeah. Pod. Say in the thing without saying the thing, thing while looking like an ass with the headband and the floppy hair.

I love Tyler Hero. But he did say the thing. He did say the thing. And they just keep saying the thing that they could show but somehow don't fully. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of telling. A lot of telling. Not so much showing.

Marcus Jordan, just to recap here, Michael Jordan's son begins to try and win the heart of Scotty Pippen's ex-wife. Yes. I just feel like I need to keep saying. that, in part because they don't say it, but also because how does that happen exactly behind the seeds? Let's hear it from them. I don't know what it was, but I felt like at dinner I kind of was looking at you like, God, he's really cute.

And then that night at Liv, I kind of felt like, no, he's hot as fuck. Thank you. And then it was just kind of like, I never viewed you like that before just because I figured like this was like off limits. It was not something I wanted to go to war for. You know, I feel like you have to pick and choose your battles. And I wasn't sure that this battle was going to be... That's true.

You know, I was kind of skeptical because I kind of felt like, why would you do this, Larsa? Why would you do this? Why would you date someone that, you know, just the families. It's just a really crazy situation to be in. I mean... Okay, she finally says the thing. I mean, this is like Romeo and Juliet.

Yeah, yeah. A forbidden love. I feel like this was off limits. Like, the two biggest teammates in... basketball who now kind of hate each other. Yes. And she's like, I felt like it was off limit.

Not somebody I wanted to go over. You think? You think it was a little off limits? But what changed for her, if you read it, what she's saying is like, but he's so hot that like, now it is on limits. Which is kind of a crazy, like, delineation factor for her on like, what swing it? Right. He's hot as shit, Cortez.

But, I mean, just think about making the decision to enter this relationship to enter this relationship as either one of these people. You're saying, I want to be half of truly the most ridiculous tabloid story in sports. Like, this is explosive in ways that are obvious. It also is so explosive that it feels, again, engineered. Like, I think a lot of people's hypothesis about this is this is a put-on, this is fake, simply because the incentives are so obvious. Because, of course, like, this is a tabloid madlib.

It feels like what could you do if you were Marcus Jordan or Larsa Pippen and you wanted to get the most possible attention? Yes. It feels like, well, obviously, you would get together and talk about getting married. And you would also say that it took not as long as you might think for them to say how much they love each other. How many days do you think it took, do you remember, for you to tell me you love me? I feel like I can count it on one hand. I think it was like three, four days where I was like, damn, I think I love you. I would run for the hills.

That's the scariest thing. That's like. So they started as, by her words, I thought you were my homie, friends without any of this. Then there was some point randomly were in her head. She knew it was off limits. And then she's like, he's really hot. Now it's. Yep.

She felt in her loins. And then three days later, they're in love. So if people are looking at that and they're like, that's not. real, you could see why somebody might deduce that, right? Like, how dare you? Yeah, Cortez. How many episodes of this? There were, at last check, there were, I believe, a baker's dozen.

I mean, that's a lot. I started going to speed on this. But I really, she has, Larson never says Scotty's name, except when she says Scotty Jr., talking about her son, which feels even more intimate in a way to me. but she says my ex. She says when you break up with someone respectfully. For instance, I remember when my ex played in Portland, Oregon, I could handle my kids with or without my ex.

And, you know, when I met my ex, I didn't even like him. My experience with my ex was not bad. All the news media is saying that I'm getting half of my ex's pension. Yes, all of that. But also, in certain ways, she doesn't bash him. No. She will, on the same breath say, like, would you tell your kids to date an athlete?

and she's like, yeah, my experience with an athlete was fine. Or she might even use the word good. Marcus frames it a little bit differently. Would it matter to you if your partner had been with several high-profile people before you? I don't think so, do you? I mean, obviously not. I think you've been linked to some notable people in the past. And so, no, I don't think that that bothers me.

It's just part of the game, I guess. This is where I was just yelling at my phone. Yes, same. I feel like I'm taking crazy. I'm like, I am here for one reason. And you're not saying the reason. Say his name.

Say Scotty Pippin's fucking name. They don't give us details. They dance around the elephant in the room, even when they're talking about the elephant in the room. And just for some more context, the way she frames that relationship on the Real Housewives of Miami is more like, I was taking care of everything. Scotty was away. Scotty was doing this.

I took care of the house. I took care of the kids. So you feel a love of like they're disconnected, so far. I just want to point out that Cortez unilaterally decide to just watch the Real House House of Miami. I'm not asking to do that. Cortez was like, I'm on it. I got Real House House House. And we were like, okay. That show sucks as well. They are a bunch of fake Miami

people. She's on, Real House House of Miami living in Fort Lauderdale. Like, come on, bro. What are you doing? Oh, well, even I know. Even the most New England person in the world knows that that's not the same thing. When you talk about the disconnect, Cortez, the name of this podcast is separation anxiety. Regardless of what you think about this, she is with someone who she is joined at the hip with, and they, he doesn't have to go away. He's not playing basketball.

Well, he tried. He's not. And so they can just be together. And maybe there's something about that that is like very, very appealing to her after basically being the CEO of a family. Right. While her husband did the incredibly demanding job of being a professional NBA player. And so I should point out that as you get deeper into this podcast, you know, to me, I actually began to feel

because so much of their stories end up being fairly mundane and about how much time they spend together, I was kind of like, I can actually see why they get along. I was like, I kind of buy this. I don't think they're like showing up as actors to like goose the algorithm and then disappearing. I think they're actually spending a whole lot of time together. Oh, yeah.

And you ask each other, questions, you know, to pass the time questions like this. Okay, so let me ask you a question. What's the one movie that you can watch over and over again? The one movie I can watch over and over is The Last Dance. Oh my gosh. I mean, we don't need to go into that. So this is where I was like, yes, finally.

Marcus, finally. I was listening to this podcast, thinking a lot of the time about how Scotty Pippen might react to what we're hearing. And that part, if I'm Scotty Pippen, I would have punched a hole in my computer. Like the backdrop on this, right? Like Scotty Pippen hated the last dance. No one hated the last dance, the giant epic film that ESPN put out with Michael Jordan, about Michael Jordan, more than Scotty Pippen. If you are giving Marcus a benefit of the doubt here, if you're saying, okay, if you are acting in good faith, if you do love this, woman so much if you're if you're not really trying to rock the boat which i don't think it's mutually

exclusive i think they can be in love and he's also there's something he's getting out of this something that she's getting out of this but yes you would not say the the one movie i can watch over and over is the last dance especially because like the the movie that your ex hated the that he wrote a book like you can't tell me that's not a little bit poking the bear especially when marcus is only in like the tiniest tiniest little bit at the end he's He's an afterthought. But this is the thing. What if Marcus Jordan authentically just loves the last dance?

And that's the actual right answer. Like, I think all of these things could be true. It's that he is both, like, kind of cheekily poking at Larson's ex. And also, like, it's true. It seems to hold up that Marcus Jordan's favorite thing in life is swimming in the mythology of his family. Yeah. And so I believe this, too. Again, it feels like the, it finally feels like the juice we're demanding.

And also, like, I think he actually loves this. I think of him as Kendall Roy. Oh, my God. Like, I think there's some succession here. Also, Michael Jordan has three kids, two boys, one girl. Yeah, we're here. Wow. Although, isn't Marcus the younger son?

Marcus is not the eldest boy. It's fair. It's a fair point. He's not the eldest boy. But we should point out here as we theorized that, like, we reached out to Scottie Pippen, because we are journalists, for comment, he did not respond. Coward. All right, just jumping in here to say that I, we do not think Scottie Pippen is actually a coward.

In fact, I kind of feel for him, right? Like, this story to me is also about how Scotty is in some sense, again, getting humiliated by Michael Jordan. And that sucks objectively, even if it is not Michael actually doing the humiliating. And we should also say that we did reach out to Michael. We reached out to Michael Jordan's spokesperson, and they told Pablo Torre finds out that Michael had, quote unquote, no comment on his son's relationship with Larsa Pippen. Coward.

Something I'm sorry to get academic on all of you, but this could not be more Freudian if it tried. The definition of, like, daddy, issues that, you know, Freud wrote about was the child forms a strong attachment with a parent of the opposite sex and feelings of competition towards a parent of the same sex. And a lot of this has been debunked. Like a lot of the, a lot of psychologists and psychologists now are like, I don't know. That feels pretty simple. But by this old definition, this is, it's like, oh my, and and I do not mean to armchair, psychologist, anybody here, but that it, it just sort of hit, it's

Shakespearean, it's Freudian, it's like, it's everything that myths, the Greek myths, it's like all of the things that you had to read in school. No, it raises, it demands the question of how much of his relationship with his dad is the motive for why you would do this. There are so many people on the planet, right? Is your love really so blind that it happened to arrive at the one person that would demand attention the most possible attention

from your father. And Larsa, the same question in relation to Scotty. Like, would you do this to, you know, potentially upset that person? Right. And then, and then guys, after listening to the podcast, part of me is like, yeah, maybe. Like, maybe their love

is that blind. Maybe they were like, this is the only person in the world I can be, like, I have to say it. I know. I know. I am. And that's, like, I was brainwashed a little bit, but also, like maybe both of those things are all true at the same time. We reached out to Michael Jordan for comment. He did not respond, but he did have this thing in Paris, in July, where he responded to the paparazzi.

And Mr. Jordan, what do you think about Marcus and Laza peeping together? You approve of it? No. You don't approve? Do you approve? No. No! I can't believe.

it. It's so, oh my God. Like, that video is also just like burned into my brain. Like, I close my eyelids and I see Michael Jordan walking to his car saying, no. What was the headline after that? Yeah, the TMZ headline, right, is, quote,

Michael Jordan, colon, hell no, I don't approve of son dating Larsa Pippen. I mean, he didn't say hell no. He did not say, how no. I always try to defend like the salacious headline, but that's tough to defend, like to take a no to turn it into all.

But I will say this, it felt like a hell no to some of the people involved it turned out. Because one of my favorite parts of this entire saga of listening to this podcast is hearing Marcus's

behind-the-scenes accounting of what actually happened after that clip. When I heard this, I was walking as I want to do when I'm on the phone or listening to anything. And I stopped in my tracks.

And my jaw dropped. And I was like, he did not just, this was not just his explanation. He gets asked the question, does he approve of our relationship or something? And at first he laughed, you know, kind of like how I laugh. I think I laughed at a lot of the questions that we go through on this podcast. But he laughed and then the reporter, I guess, asked him again. And he let out an emphatic no. And then shook his head again as he was walking into the car.

And so, you know, obviously my whole family, we're all competitive. of the Jordan's like part of our DNA is to talk shit. You know, for me, obviously we knew ahead of time because he texted and called me and wanted to make sure that I didn't take anything the wrong way. And so I can only assume, because I know my dad loves Sincororo, he drinks tequila all the time,

that he was a little, he was feeling himself a little bit walking. He was feeling good. He was feeling good. He was feeling good. I hate to be so cynical. I don't know that I believe this. I don't know because the most animated Marcus ever gets on this podcast is when he is talking about his father reacting to him. The most animated we ever hear him is when he's like, and he let out an emphatic no.

And it's like triumph. There's a triumph in it because he's... 100%. He might not have said, yes, I approve, but he said he was paying attention. And almost better than a yes is a no. They got under his skin. They affected him. If he had just been like, yeah, sure, whatever, I don't think it would be as sad.

to Marcus based on how he has responded to other things, totally speculating here, then that emphatic no. He was forced to acknowledge him. Michael Jordan was forced to acknowledge Marcus. And not only acknowledge, but have an opinion about. And then Marcus does the one thing that they never do, which he says, he says the forbidden name. Yeah, I mean, I don't think that, obviously he thought of the timing.

His goal has always been to, you know, stay clear of our relationship. I think, look, at the root of it, obviously, is my dad's relationship with your ex, Scotty. And so, you know, obviously we never talk about that. And I don't think that my dad wanted to comment on that. Yikes. Finally. Finally. Okay.

He did comment on that. Yeah. My dad, I don't think of that my dad wanted to comment on that. Except for when he yelled, no. I just can't imagine being in a relationship with someone where there is the entire story of your relationship is based on other people and you don't talk about those other people.

That's insane. I mean, you guys remember the Hall of Fame induction speech that Michael Jordan delivered? Classic. Like the most iconic Hall of Fame speech ever to me. Crying Jordan gave us Crying Jordan. Yes, it's what birth crying Jordan. But it was...

He took out some people, right? I don't remember the specifics. Oh, well, he criticized everybody. And inadvertently, or maybe just, like, authentically, he kind of took out his own kids. Like, in a big way. Yeah, like Marcus is, like, on screen when he says this. Obviously, you see my kids, you know, Jeffrey, Marcus, Jasmine.

I love you guys. I think you guys represent a lot of me, a lot of different personalities. Your mom, you represent them as well. You know, I think that you guys, have a heavy burden. I wouldn't want to be you guys if I had to, you know, because of all the expectations that you have to deal with. I mean, look around you. They charge a thousand-dollar tickets for this game, for this whole event. It used to be $200. But I paid it. You know, I had no choice.

I had a lot of family, a lot of friends I had to bring in. So thank you, Hall of Fame for raising ticket price, I guess. And so that's the backdrop for, like, Logan Roy and one of his sons who wants attention, who's never quite good enough, who wants to matter. It is so sad to me. It also makes me think of what we played earlier when he says, you know, my family's competitive. This is how we interact. Like, that's their, that's their connection is when they're negging each other. I mean, imagine you grew up the son of Michael Jordan. At some point, you stopped, at some point you just began to believe, right, that your dad is not like other dads, that your dad is actually like Zeus.

and all you want from Zeus to return to this larger theory is for him to give a shit about you. Marcus just opened himself up to this. Marcus put something out into the world with not quite enough information, but just enough that we can start to try to understand him. And I don't fully, I don't know, I don't get the sense at least,

that he fully knew what he was signing up for. Like, as we talk about this, not to get too meta, I keep thinking about them listening to this episode. And how would they feel... Marcus and Larsa, hearing us talk about their relationship like this that they ostensibly wanted us to be talking about it. Right, about them. About them.

Yes. How do you think he thought it would play out? I don't know if he did. I feel like to get even more meta, I feel like we should probably ask them. And that's... After the break. Bye.

Hello. Hi there. I don't think they can hear us. Oh, we can hear you guys. Where are you guys right now, by the way? We're in L.A. Oh, okay. Yeah, when Larson's not filming the show in Miami,

we're based out of here just because our kids are here. Guys, I should say that this is a very surreal thing for us because Charlotte and I have, and producer Ryan Cortez, who's hiding behind the glass like a coward. We've listened to every episode of your podcast, and this is, I'm a little nervous. I'm very nervous. It's like being inside your podcast.

Like, you guys have been inside our ears so much that I'm like, oh, my God. You're excited to be here, you guys. Oh, yeah, let's do this. Right. I should point out for our podcast audience that Marcus and Larsa are sitting very close together, arm around the other, sipping Marcus is a nice cup of coffee, smiling, radiant. And behind the glass here, our producer Ryan Cortez is one of the haters, okay?

So he's like, I don't believe this relationship is real. This is engineered. This is too, it's too on the nose, guys. That's what he says. And I've heard that across the internet. So what do you say to such people who still have doubts about this? Can we swear on here? Absolutely.

Please. I was just going to say, you know, that's kind of my mentality is, because, you know, I just feel like we compliment each other in so many different ways that like whatever, you know, she's having a good day, I'm there to support her and, you know, and vice versa. And so I don't know, I feel like we're living in our truth and anybody that doesn't, that doesn't, that isn't happy about it can, you know, can piss off. I guess part of me does wonder, like when you guys met and you started dating,

Larsi, you even say on the podcast, you're like, oh, my God, is this work? it. Like, I know what's going to come with this. There's so many fish in the seed. Do you think any part of you were attracted to each other to the idea of the relationship because it felt a little taboo or a little dangerous or? No, not at all. Once we started hanging out more and more together, we just kind of like were attracted to each other. And we are so much alike that it's crazy. So, yeah, I know aesthetically, it probably doesn't look good. And I feel like when people see us together and hang out with us, they're like, you know, it makes sense. But I think just to hear of it, it doesn't, like, it doesn't resonate well with people.

I think the more time that people spend around us, they realize that it's genuine, you know. Well, listening to you guys talk about it at length that it becomes clear at the very least. If you guys are putting on a show here, you're putting a lot of time into this show. Just while, you guys, who's got time to, I already have a show. Here is business. Who's got time for hocus pocus? We don't. I don't. I have five companies, you guys. Like, I eight four kids. Who's got time for that? And we clearly don't need to, you know, fake a relationship for over a year. Who would do that?

I would never do that. So, so the question I have, though, is because you guys are also, and this is the part that extra breaks my brain is, Larsa, you are a reality television star. And so the thinking, right, of the pros and cons, take us to the pros and cons list you must have been making in your head when you guys are just. just now contemplating romance? I mean, you know, I think for us, because we were friends before, I just knew that it would be hard for us to date. You know, I just knew it was like impossible. Like, how could I date Marcus? It's impossible.

And then the more and more time we spent together, it was like the pros were, there were so many pros, you guys. It was like a list of a billion. And the cons were our last names. And that's literally what it was, our last names. I'm not concerned with like my ad. or Marcus's death, like we're both adults. I don't ask my ex who he dates. I've never said one bad thing about my ex. I wish him nothing but the best. I feel like for me, the only thing that,

like, I care about is my happiness, Marcus's happiness and my kids that are affected by us being together. And I feel like my kids love him. And he fits in our family so effortlessly. And it's just like an easy, you know, it's like an easy relationship. And I, I also want to say, and I feel like we have a lot in common, maybe because we're both from Chicago, we both grew up kind of in the same place. Like, Marcus was friends with my brother-in-law, played basketball, my brother-in-law, not including me for years. You know, like his circle, like, he knows all my cousins.

Yeah, I like to say we're cut from the same cloth in that Chicago upbringing. Well, also the Chicago Bulls jersey, that literal club. I mean, guys, this is the part that's... I wish I could take credit for the whole Chicago Bulls, like, run. But I was a senior at UIC when Scotty played with Marcus' dad. Yeah. So I was in college. I was like 21 years old when they played together.

I was only there for one year. The last year they played together. And I was like never in Chicago with his dad again. So it wasn't like people think like, oh, she was there the whole time. I was in high school. And Marcus, what, did you have a relationship with Scotty? I saw it, you know, I was looking through Instagram and that he reposted Trophy Room in like 2017. Has that been a factor at all?

No, I wasn't even unaware of that. And, you know, no, I saw him, you know, whenever he was around my dad. And, you know, that's kind of what it was. But, no, I wouldn't say that we had any type of relationship now. What's it like, Larsa, to, have you been around Michael while in the relationship that you have with Marcus? I want to just imagine that. If it's happened, what can you tell us about what that is like? I feel like I don't really want to talk about Mark, like I don't want to talk about Michael.

I don't want to talk about my ex. I feel like we're really comfortable talking about us. Yeah. I feel like our families just want us to be happy. And, you know, I feel like I don't want to put too much emphasis on your family or my family other than like us and my kids that are affected by our relationship. Yeah. Other than that, like, no one's really affected by our relationship, to be honest.

I think the main thing for my dad was like, look, you're a grown adult. Grown ass man is what he said. Is that what he texted you? Yeah, I mean, exactly. He was like, you're a grown-ass man. You can make your own decisions. You know, ultimately, as long as I'm happy, he's happy. And so, you know, he's never intervened in my dating life prior to Larsa.

And so he's not going to start now. But this, but Larsa and guys, I totally understand you. This is a diplomacy that I'm impressed by because it feels like as reality television is concerned, you guys are leaving some juice on the table, right? Like, if you guys were messier, I think the potential of this to be an even bigger tabloid internet breaking story would be obvious to me, Larsa. And yet you're clearly like not interested in that degree of mess. Well, there's no mess.

Do you know what I mean? I'm not like that. I don't want the smoke. I don't want none of that. I just want to be happy. And I feel like together we make each other happy. And it's not like, I know I've read things online that basically. basically people are like, oh, she's trying to get back at her ex or, and I'm like, it's none of that.

It's like I've never been that person. I would never ever in a billion years try to, you know, like do that. That's not my intention. But if you meet someone and you have a great connection with them and they make you happy and you fall in love with them, then that's what it is. It's not like, you know, it's not like we're hurting anyone. It's not like, you know, we're just both happy. So I think people should just be happy for us.

The same way I would be happy for someone that found. love. Like, I am a romantic person. I would be happy for that. Charlotte just got married, by the way. I did. Yes. When's the wedding, you guys? Speaking of which, how about you guys? Exactly. It's in the works. This is my go-to saying right now. You know, I don't think we have, like, a date. We're still talking about locations and party size and all of that stuff. So it's not really concrete yet, but it'll happen.

Marcus, do you want your dad to give a toast at your wedding? does this work? Yeah, you know, look, I was the best man at his wedding. And so, and the best man of my brother's wedding. And so obviously, we'll keep that tradition going is my thoughts on it. Mm, mm, mm, mm, I want, I want in. I want, I want video cameras there. Now that, you know, I've been on the housewives of Miami, you know, all the producers

are inquiring around, you know, when's the wedding? Are we going to film it on TV, yada, yada, yada. And so that's another thing that we're kind of playing along with is whether or not It will air. What are you leaning towards? I mean, and what is it like being on that show and, you know, your love is so real, but you guys also are so intriguing because of who you are. So what's the balance there?

You know, obviously, look, we're very private people to Jordans. And so if it was up to me, I think we would do maybe multiple weddings, one private for our family and friends. And then maybe there's one that's a little more. public. But, you know, I guess time will tell. I guess time will tell. Yeah. I'm noticing Larsa is very diplomatic about this subject as well. You know, it's not my story, you guys. I don't, you know, when you were talking about I don't give up names, I kind of don't feel like, you know, I don't really want, like if it's my story about me, I'm very transparent, I'm very open. But when it can, when it's someone else, I feel like I try to be sensitive to someone else's feelings, you know?

And so I don't like to use people's names unless they're present in the room and they can defend themselves in their story because there's two sides to every story. And I feel like when it comes down in Marcus's family, like, I don't want to talk about that. I'm not the person that should be talking about that or saying how Michael feels. Like, I don't want to be a part of that. You know, I feel like for me, the only person I can talk about is myself. Like, that's, I'm really open about like how I feel and what I'm doing. But I don't have a problem telling someone to their face. Good for that. But I just think what I'm talking about. people, I kind of feel like I'm sensitive to like how they would feel if they heard it or whatever.

If they're in the same room, then we can talk about whatever. I'm not going to talk about Marcus's family. Like, you talk about them, you know? So now I'm going to be incredibly invasive, as invasive as I can possibly be, because I want to know about your potential kids, you two guys. Marcus, I saw this Instagram photo you just posted, the second slide. A lot of people are talking. I'm an investigative journalist.

You were sort of like palming as you. Your dad would palm a basketball. You too were palming. Larsa's womb. So what was up with that? I'm always holding her tight. And so there's nothing there. You know, I did see some comments on IG about that.

But, no, you know, if it's in the cards, it's in the cards. But right now we're just taking it day by day. What's the last name going to be if, in fact, we get to that point? How does that work? You guys must have done the math on this. Yeah, that's easy. It's going to be Jordan, 100%. Jordan.

No hyphen. There's no, there's no Pippin dash Jordan. No. If that happens, obviously the wedding date, she's Jordan and then any kids would be Jordan's. You know, my kids being Pippin also, I feel like unless I got remarried, I wouldn't change my last name. But if I do, you know, obviously when we do get married, I'm going to change my last name. Yeah. Mm, mm-hmm.

I mean, I got to say, like, I am struck by the normal. of you guys amid the abnormality of what this is on paper. Like, to me, so, okay, Larsa, what already are you responding to there? Yeah. I know, I get it. You know, it's, it's awkward. Like, it's weird. I get it.

But to us, it's not weird. It's probably weird to the world because our last names are known for, you know, basketball history. And it's also the context of, like, the history of, like, the history of dude. duos, right? Like, this is part of why this is so delicious and irresistible is that Jordan and Pippin is the most famous tandem maybe in human history. And so I imagine when it comes to, like, the internal dynamic of your relationship, right? One question that I have, Charlotte hates this question.

She hates that I have this question. But the question is simple in that way. Who is the Jordan and who's the Pippin of your relationship? I'm sorry. I tried to fight it. Go ahead. No, I'm like, well, he's the Jordan and I'm the... There you go.

No, I hadn't anticipated that out. That's a very easy out that you guys took and I appreciate it. Tusha. You guys are very good at this. I'm very impressed. You guys don't understand. I feel like for us, like we work together, we work out together. We spend so much time together that I think that like, I think people don't

understand that. Like, I can finish his sentences and he can finish my sentence. Literally. So I think it's just like, for us, it's like an easy, like the word, like, I don't know. Just like. We like peanut butter and jelly. Yeah. Another famous duo. But I think had it been where Marcus's dad or family said, hey, never see her again, we probably would just continue being friends. Wow. That's fascinating. And I think, you know, I would never want to be with someone who, I don't, I would, never want to be in a situation or I'm destroying someone's family or causing major turmoil.

That's not my intention. Would never be my intention, you know? So I think had it been like that, you know, I think when people think about your dad, I'm like, if he didn't want us to be together, by the way, we wouldn't be together. No, I mean. We would not be together. Just like, it just wouldn't happen. I would never want to be in a situation like that.

Yeah. And you know, my dad is a notorious trash talk. Well, I was going to bring this. I was going to bring this up, Marcus, the most gripping episode of your podcast was, of course, the no episode. Right. Where your dad is in Paris and the paparazzi find him and he's asked the question that Larsa was just alluding to.

Do you approve of this? Do you approve of it? No. No. And then gets in the car. Yeah. Well, first he laughed. And I think that's the most telling of what his mood was is that obviously he took it in

stride and he kind of chuckled and then let out the no. And so for people that know my dad knows, he likes to talk a lot of shit. And so I took it in that moment as like, obviously, he's kidding, he's joking. Maybe he had a little much, a little bit too much to drink in terms of Sincoro that night. And Larson was like absolutely devastated. And she was like, what is this? It just, it painted this narrative that, like, he obviously wasn't on board when we knew that he was. And so, you know, for me, I knew where he was coming from, but it took some explaining for her to kind of understand that, like, look, obviously she knows who he is in terms of his personality.

but, you know, he never misses an opportunity to kind of throw a jab or two. That's kind of our relationship is like we both like to give it to one another. And obviously, if you dish it out, you have to be able to take it. And so, you know, I think he was being lighthearted and joking. And, you know, he texted me right away and was like, hey, look, you know, obviously I didn't mean that. You're an adult. You can do, you know, you can do as you please. I'm just here to support you.

And he actually even took it a step further to say, like, you don't even need my approval. You're a grown man. So, you know, I just think it was blown out of proportion. Maybe he shouldn't have said it, but it's all good, you know. So I just want to summarize what I've found out here today, Charlotte, with Larsa and Marcus, because what I'm hearing is the story, the testimony of two friends who are living not inside of a reality television show, but inside of a rom-com. Yes.

It's like, what are the odds? What are the odds that these two crazy kids specifically would fall? for each other against the wishes, the Romeo and Juliet wishes of the public, right? I do think, though, that, you know, a lot of the commotion is really based in the fact that, like, people haven't really seen our dynamic together. And it's one thing to hear it in the podcast, but I think as the Housewives of Miami, you know, starts to air, I think the more that people see us interact together, they'll know that it's, like, genuine and authentic.

I think once people read the headlines or, you know, see things in the... It's a different take, you know. So at the end here, guys, what do you want the Pippin' Jordan dynamic that you guys are establishing to signify? We know what it signified with Scotty and Michael. What do you guys want people to think of when they think of you, of you too? We're kind of on the greatness path, too. Yeah.

Give us greatness, too. There we go. Just give us greatness. Just another ring in the works is what I'm hearing. I mean, of course. Thank you guys so much. I really, I do feel also your, you know, it's one thing to listen to the podcast, but talking to you, they're...

I feel bad about some things I said. I'm going to say that right now. Well, I mean, I listened to it. Yeah, hold on. Now I'm uncomfortable. At the end of our, so we taped a conversation before we talked to you guys, to say, to be like, here's what we took away from the podcast. And I think it was with a very skeptical lens.

It was about like incentives. It's like look how good an idea a business plan this would be to get, it got me hooked, right? Jordan and Pippin, the reboot? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And of course, through that, I am a cynical person. And so I think we did not appreciate the degree to which you two would be so proudly boring as just a couple.

Not boring, but like not trying to be messy. And I said, I was like, I really, I was like, I wish they would have given a, like, if, I, I, I want. Charlotte wanted more mess. I wanted more mess. I just feel like people tend to judge people that are popping. That's how it. Can you, oh, by the way, last note is that Ryan Cortez, producer behind the glass is still a skeptic, guys. He is still shaking his head.

I'm like, Cortez, you don't believe them? He's shaking his head, no. So what do you want to say to him at the very end here? Follow and subscribe. that's emotional anxiety. I don't know. I mean, we're not out to prove anything. You know, it's just kind of, if the question arises,

then we'll address it. But, you know, we're out here living our life. You can tell him the fuck off. Yeah, you could just say that again. So I feel like if he is in a position that's like a liar thinks everyone's lying. He would make that way. So for us. Misery.

Misery loves company, Ron. So for us, I feel like we're authentic or really. We're truthful. We're honest. We're very open. And if you can't see it, then you're blind. And it's all good. We hope that you get your vision back. You could say he's a coward. I mean, he's probably a coward and a pig. I don't know what he is. Trash talk-wise, I feel like you guys are both Jordan. Yes. Fellow podcasters. Yes. Larca Pippen and Marcus Jordan. Thank you for joining Pablo Torre finds out.

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