Pablo Torre Finds Out - What Happened to the White American NBA Star?
Episode Date: July 4, 2024Rex Chapman, former Great White Hope and author of the new memoir "It's Hard for Me to Live with Me," traces the fading of an endangered sports species, from his personal history as a basketball prodi...gy in the American South to the rise of the international game.This episode originally aired March 22, 2024. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre. And today we're going to find out what this sound is.
Rex Chapman, I love him. Jumps like a brother and shoots like your mother. Right after this ad.
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So Rex, I read your book, your new book. It's great. Yeah. Yeah, you're unconvinced of my...
I'm skeptical of anything I do.
The thing I wanted to talk to you about today, the reason I brought you in,
is not because I wanted to just rehash the whole book.
Good.
I wish I can sense the relief already.
But there's another topic that I've been wanting to do on this show forever now.
And I realized as I was reading your book, it's hard for me to live with me, a memoir,
that you're also the perfect person to do that topic with, which has long fascinated me.
Okay.
And so this is a topic about a critically endangered species, the World Wildlife Fund,
calls it that at least.
Like, I'm looking at this list, right?
There's the Sumatran orangutan.
There's the black rhino.
And right there is the white American NBA star.
Are you down to help me?
Are you down to help me?
Yes.
Are you down to help me help you?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
I'm dying to talk about this, actually.
Okay.
So what you should know about Rex Chapman is that he himself was a would-be savior in this way.
He was a rare athletic specimen, a real great white hope at 6'4 with a 40-inch vertical leap,
who got drafted by the Charlotte Hornets out of the University of Kentucky at number eight overall.
But the reason that Rex did not become the next white American NBA star is a deeply personal story.
It's a story about not just expectations, but also addiction, crucially.
And that part of his story is chronicled in his aforementioned new book,
which you should absolutely go and check out.
But our story here is about how,
once upon a time, a time even long before Rex,
white America did not have to be this thirsty for basketball representation.
In 1957, for instance, 93% of the NBA was white.
93%.
But over time, of course, that percentage plummeted and plummeted,
all the way down to less than 18% last year.
There is now no more comically obvious place where a white guy feels more
more like a minority than in the NBA.
Because look, you're going to watch March Madness this week
and you're going to see a whole bunch of white dudes playing basketball a month.
And some of them are good, real good.
But none of them are projected to be NBA stars.
Not like Rex Chapman.
In fact, it has been 10 years since a white American, Kevin Love,
got named to an all-NBA team,
which designates him as one of the 15 best players in the sport.
all of which actually makes me wonder who the best one even is right now.
Do you have the answer to that question?
The best white American NBA player?
Yes.
I thought I did the other day.
Two come right to mind, but I'm probably missing who the biggest one is.
It's not an easy question.
I go Austin Reeves and Tyler Hero, but who am I missing?
So two good answers on the list.
I think right now, Chet Holmgren?
Chet Holmgren, definitely up there.
Probably up there too.
No, definitely.
But the point is you got to think.
And it's in fact like one of those things where you got to like.
Who else is out there?
Well, this is a thing.
We're going to Google right now, Rex Chapman.
All right.
White American NBA players, who is best?
This is a list from ranker.com, a deeply scientific website, of course, that I've just found.
Updated quite recently.
Yep.
Here it is.
Number one, Chet Holmgren.
Yep.
Number two, Tyler Hero.
Mammie Heat.
Number three, Austin Reeves.
Okay.
I wasn't far off.
Just mentioned.
Number four, Alex Caruso.
He's right up there, and I could have him at the top.
I could have him at the top.
I love him.
I'm in a fantasy football league with Alex Caruso.
Great guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alex Caruso, the thing you got to know about him is his fantasy football team has made more
transactions than anyone else in the league because he, like he is on the court, is always
grinding, always trying as hard as humanly possible.
Love Alex Caruso.
And then number five.
I'm like, I don't even know if this gets into the complexity of race, I guess, of the concept.
Jaime Hockes Jr., really, I know.
Oh, okay.
I guess.
I'll, let's do some colorism talk.
Let's throw him in there, sure, I guess.
This is getting complicated.
But also illustrative of the difficulty.
Number six, age 33 now, Gordon Hayward.
Yeah.
Of course.
Hornets.
Number seven, Max Struce.
Max Truce is a nice player.
Number eight, Walker Kessler.
Yep.
Jazz.
Okay.
Now, what I want to point out, though, is that, okay, let's be real.
This list, if you were to assemble this as a national team.
Yeah.
Oh, it gets beat.
It doesn't get into the – doesn't qualify.
However, when you look at the actual all-NBA roster right now, Rex, and you look around,
it's not that there aren't white guys.
They're just not American.
Yeah, they're not American guys.
Joker, right on down the line.
Dude, so before we get to theories as to why, I do want to establish just the,
arc of history here and how you fit into it for people who are just unfamiliar with
with how this cause came to be back in the day the idea of there's an NBA star and he's a
white American guy right was not terribly uncommon right so in in the white American NBA star
Hall of Fame literally in the Hall of Fame I suppose too who's up there that just comes
to mind immediately in terms of the days of your oh Larry Larry's right out there Bill
Walton Brent Barry's dad
Rick Barry.
Rick Barry, who played against my dad.
My dad said held him to 38 one night.
Pistol Pete.
Jerry West, Bob Coosy.
Yeah, those guys.
When you're growing up, did you idolize any of those guys?
No, I didn't.
I just didn't.
In fact, I disliked Larry.
Larry Byrd.
Yeah, because he didn't run and jump.
I want to get to you as a kid growing up because the point at which it becomes obvious
to you, that you being a white kid who can do the things you can do on a basketball court,
the point of which that became clearly an object of fascination was when?
I was probably about 16, and a guy came up to me, and we were playing a road game,
and I was coming out of the locker room. I was a sophomore, and he was a big gruff-looking guy,
and he kind of put his arm on my shoulder, and he looked over at me. He said, man, I love watching
you play. You play just like an inward.
but you get to be white.
And there was a bunch of adults standing around.
And I was very uncomfortable.
But then nobody said anything to him.
And then when I got on the bus, I thought,
well, that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
Because in it, he's praising me on one hand.
He's saying, oh, my God.
You play just like one of them.
but you get to be one of us.
I think he thought I should be happy about that
while he's demeaning every one of my fucking friends
who were black.
All of the people that were dissuading me
from, you know, hanging out with black people.
Yeah, can you talk to that?
Speak to that in Kentucky.
I got a lot of inward lover growing up.
I'd go to away games.
You know, I'd come out after games
and people would say that to me.
You guys are.
are coming to the game where all my teammates are black. What are you talking about? Because I room
with a black guy. Because the girl that I like to kiss is black. What is it? I don't understand
other than you think you're better than they are. And so that has bothered me since I was a teenager.
Well, you just described something fascinating, right? Which is a teenager, a kid even at this point,
is learning. Wow. The thing that makes me feel great playing basketball and
being loved for it, is now also being tainted by this notion that maybe my fans are
rooting for me for the wrong reason.
The guard, Rex Chapman has all the abilities of any high school guard in the country.
He comes from good bloodlines.
His father is the coach of Kentucky Wesleyan.
Rex being a...
Apollo 6-5 Guard Rex Chapman, the feature story on Al McGuire's preseason special.
And that's the way it was for this 1985-86 Apollo basketball team.
having to deal with unbelievable hype,
possibly the most publicized player
in the history of Kentucky high school basketball
being counted upon to lead and be a key part of the 1980.
I want to get just to the idea, right,
of you in a dunk contest.
Yeah.
Because when you talk about the way you played
and how it was special
and how it was that people were cheering you,
not just because that guy is good,
but that guy plays a way
that we white people
have felt like we did not have access
Yeah, which is fucking weird.
They had the access I did.
Not the same jeans, but, you know.
The dunk.
The dunk as this magical superpower.
I've told my mom about it before.
I've said, nobody gives a shit, mom.
The only reason they care is because I could dunk it.
That's the only reason anybody gives a shit about any of this.
It's because I could dunk it.
The first connection you make with just casual fans,
who are showing up and realizing,
holy shit, this kid can jump.
That was fun, though.
Let's talk about the joy.
Yeah, it feels like a superpower kind of.
Yeah, and I could jump so high.
Like, I could, I say that, I could jump so high.
No, I could jump.
It's true. It's objectively, I was tape of this wrecks.
But there were times I would get a good jump,
there's that, and would scare me.
I got hurt all the time because, too, it's how I played.
and I really felt obligated to put on a show.
The only way that I could really play was to jump and run
and expose myself athletically during every game.
And there'd be those couple, two or three times during a game.
You'd just bounce up and shoot one over an outstretched arm,
and the crowd goes crazy.
And, you know, so I knew I could do some things that they didn't normally see.
but to me, I was trying to keep up with all my peers.
And to the fans, I probably looked like,
I couldn't see it at the time,
but I probably looked like a novelty kind of this thing.
I went and watched the tape of you in the McDonald's
All-American contest.
Oh, okay.
And one of the spectacular efforts
turned in my Rex Chapman from Owensboro, Kentucky.
Look at that flip behind the back.
All Tens.
Listen to that Gar-Piego, Bob Kibbens, and Sunny Hill.
Perfect, but unfortunately, Dick, he missed his first.
Unbelievable.
He flips it around his back, a reverse slant.
That's scintillating, sizzling, and they're going to love him in Kentucky.
I tried to do some stupid dunk that, you know, I hadn't practiced or something like that.
And, of course, you didn't even practice dunks at the time.
You just, dunk contest was kind of new.
But I missed a dunk, and a guy named Chris Brooks wanted Howard Garfinkel.
They wanted to give me the trophy so bad.
They did.
And I missed my first dunk, so they couldn't, like, you had to make it.
So anyway.
Right.
The political system was dying to make you white kid dunk contest champ.
They were dying to.
But in the process, it was still impressive to go back and see, wow, Rex really did get up there.
Yeah.
No, I could touch like 11 and a half feet up on the square.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
But to your point.
There is a spotlight on that demographic of player, really fucking good at basketball,
and also clearly white.
Clearly white.
And then when I go back to all my college stuff in the college years,
I can say that all six schools were greatly considered up until yesterday when I made my decision.
However, one school seemed to have everything I was looking for, the whole package.
That's why I decided to further my academics and athletics at the University of Kentucky.
If you were a really good player in college or maybe just good, and you go into college early and you play and you do well, you can, you know, they kind of latch on.
Like me, I was on every cover of every, you know, thing as a freshman and sophomore.
And Danny Manning and David Robinson were easily the best players in the country at that time.
They were juniors and seniors.
I get it.
but what are we talking about here?
You know, I get it.
I'm good, but I'm not them.
I had older black teammates who I idolized,
and at the time I was in Kentucky,
I never thought I was our best player.
I thought Ed Davinder was our best player by a lot.
I'm getting all of these accolades
and my eruption at, you know, starting lineup.
Mine's louder than everyone else's.
It made me feel very bad at times,
I'm trying to be the best teammate I can be the best part about all of it, my teammates.
They, that might have been why we ended up losing because they really empathized with me somehow.
They, or sympathized, I should say.
It's just, it's just weird.
It's weird being like the best white player on a team.
I think there is a weird loneliness to it.
You got to really have the personality to be like, hey, fuck you, man.
You know, I'm coming in here and I'm taking, we're going to beat you guys,
and I'm taking all your girlfriends too.
I don't tell this story often because it, but it leads me.
They knew what was going on.
Twice when I was in college, I don't know.
I'm going to tell you something here that I don't know if you know.
In the South, you know, we get black guys that come in to our campuses and they date white girls.
What?
So for those only listening, I've just fallen upon a fainting couch.
How dare you suggest the race is mixed?
Here's the other thing.
The coaches didn't care about that.
And so to me, that I felt very, I didn't understand.
However, those girls' parents felt very much like my coaches.
So twice when I was in college, I went with two different teammates.
to the girl's hometown with them for the weekend to pretend to be her boyfriend while we were in front of her parents.
We might hold hands for a second, walk in the room.
And then at dinner, we'd sit beside one another.
And it's so sad it makes me want to cry every time because the girl just wants her parents to meet this good guy that she's met,
who plays, you know, basketball, who is in college, doing great.
things. Your friend. My friend. And we're having to do this. Now, did we have fun doing it? Was there something
kind of exciting about it? Yeah. But we felt trapped. This is not an uncommon thing in the
South. It may not be, it may be everywhere. I don't know, but I was raised there. And that's how
things were. And the younger people, we just, it was something we couldn't talk about.
I mean, this is the context for a topic that fundamentally is also, to me, like, funny and fun, right?
So this is the trick of this topic, right?
It's like it's about trash talk.
It's about a majority feeling like a minority.
Yeah.
Yes.
And it's also about the context of America, which is deeply fucked up as you just outlined.
We could go into the political aspect of this, but I don't really want it.
I want to get to the, you know, to the comparisons when you're at Kentucky in terms of just like scouts.
Mm-hmm.
Because it's one thing to be like, oh, wow, like high school prospect, super, super exciting.
And then you're actually now among guys who are headed to the league.
And what are scouts saying about you?
So very interesting.
I never thought about a scout watching me at Kentucky the entire time I was in school.
because I never thought about leaving.
I just didn't.
And, you know, again, there's seven, eight, nine McDonald's All-Americans on my team,
and those guys are juniors and seniors.
They're coming to scout them.
I know that they're there.
I never thought about them because I was not thinking about coming out of college.
So that was something I never, you know, it was not a pressure I had because I just kind of left school and that was it.
I felt like I was good enough to play after I'd been in college for two years and had played on the USA team with Danny Manning and David Robinson and Poo Richardson and Ricky Barry, you know, guys that were going to be drafted in the first round, this upcoming draft.
I started on that team.
And I could tell at the time there aren't 10 better players than I am in the country, even though I'm by far the youngest.
because at the time you didn't come out of school unless you were magic or Michael.
Yeah, the four-year player was the default.
Yeah, and I didn't really want to leave.
You know, I thought about transferring to Louisville, which I thought, well, they'll kill me if I do that here.
Man.
And but then I just left, yeah.
Who were the comps you were getting?
Well, it was always Jerry West and Pete.
But then I remember.
You're a 6-4-185-poundish guard who can jump and you're getting guys.
Don't. They asked me who I thought, and it was Gene Shue who asked me, and I was completely
caught off guard by it. I had never heard who's your comparison. What? What are you talking about?
And we're sitting in the meeting. They had like the third pick in the draft, and who's your
comparison? And I said, oh, I don't know. And also, I didn't watch a lot of NBA because we didn't,
it wasn't that big a thing. We'd get one game a week. League pass did not exist. I knew a couple of teams. I said,
Byron Scott
and he was like
okay and I thought
and then I said
I said and you know my idol's
Darrell Griffith
Billy doesn't like that
Daryl Griffith slams one in
and it's a 12 point lead
for Louisville as Dr. Duncanstein
performs
if you look at mine and Daryl's career
stats they're almost identical
so I really tried to play like Daryl
I tried to idolize his game
Those are two black guys for the record here.
Yeah, those are two black guys.
So that was, but that, that Gene Shue didn't poo-poo it.
He was like, okay, I can see that.
I thought, all right, well, if he can see that, that gives me confidence.
Yeah.
Because those guys are my heroes.
Right.
Okay, so, but your heroes are guys who don't look like you.
Right.
Well, I never, I never saw anybody growing up that played like I did, I guess.
That was living or active, still active.
I'm trying to think of the older Danny Aange.
Did he jump?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
He didn't jump like I did, but he dunked.
Danny was a great athlete.
He's bigger than I am.
A great athlete.
Great athlete, great basketball player.
He wasn't as springy and bouncing as I was.
Wasn't in contests the way that you were.
No, no, no.
But he could dunk.
Brent, Barry could dunk.
Now, Brent's after me.
But before.
The point being, though, is that you're...
I was kind of one of the first guys.
Yeah.
In the modern game.
Yes.
Danny Aange, you're creating on a hell of a curve to bring him into the verticality conversation.
There are guys, Todd Licti, if you remember Todd Licti, you wouldn't.
Yeah, could bounce, went to Stanford, played in Denver for a little while.
Tom Googlyata later on, Googs could bounce.
I mean, goes up and catches it.
Yeah, let me think of older guys.
Older guys than me would be hard just because I just think.
This is the reality of it, Rex.
Yeah.
At some point, we're talking about, yes, stereotype and convention, but also a reality that you go through the list and it's like not a lot of people who look like you can do what you do, which is why your perspective when you get to the NBA is so fascinating to me.
You know, part of my plight, personal plight, is that I didn't want to be known as just the dunker and all of that.
And then when we were talking about Pistol Pete and Jerry West, I was nothing close to them.
I didn't come close to them.
And that, to me, that's a failure.
Like to me, Steve Nash, my best friend, Jason Kidd, one of my best friends, none of them.
The great police guards.
Yeah, but none of them, Jason maybe, were as highly regarded as I was in as a freshman
in college sophomore jason was you're drafted eighth overall but i'm just saying as a you know
mcdonald's all-american parade all-american those guys became hall of famers they're my teammates
i when we were playing i didn't like steve came off the bench behind me for two years like
that that those guys you know there's part of my personal ego that you know i i'm first round
pick i should be i should be an all-star every year and if a not all-star it's a failure and
And that's how I kind of, I look back at my, my, all my stuff, you know, magic and Isaiah and I'd
see those guys and Michael and all those guys. They always gave me great love. I think they felt like
I was kind of this new little toy they had that was kind of, what is this that we have here?
But I will say as a kid grew up in the 90s, yeah, I can verify objectively as a non-white and
non-black person. The way you played was I just played like I played though. I didn't, I wasn't
trying to be black. I was just playing.
Mugsy Boggs has it in the attacking zone.
Mugsy looking for somebody to give it to him to give the chappen.
Double drive.
It's a great play.
I didn't think that six-four guard could glide like that.
Oh, yeah.
He's a very...
Del and Mugsy and I are on the way to a game.
Del Curry, Mugsy Boggs and I are on our way to a game in 1980.
Yeah, you're in 1980.
We're on our way to the ball game.
We're listening to Sports Radio.
Some caller calls in and says,
Rex Chapman, I love him, jumps like a brother and shoots like your mother.
And we started, I was shooting like 18% for three or whatever it was.
You know, okay.
Well, listen, I think it's understandable for you to be labeled as one thing, the white guy who dunks.
And then you realize as a guy who's also like a smart basketball player, you realize that's not going to get me into all-star games.
Like it gave me to All-Star weekend, but not to the All-Star game necessarily.
Right, right, right.
And so from the marketing perspective, right, as you're struggling with this label, I imagine the NBA.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it the first year.
The done contest.
Yeah.
They asked me to do it every single year I was in the league except my last year.
And I was not even a good athlete at that point.
But they asked me every single year.
They also asked me for the first five or six years to do the three-point contest.
I didn't even
I didn't have a high enough percentage.
They didn't do it on that back at the time.
They just wanted me to do it.
And I told them,
absolutely not.
I'm not going to the All-Star game
until I'm in the All-Star game.
And I wanted to go home for the weekend
rookie year to Kentucky
to the bars
where my teammate friends were and stuff.
So you keep on saying no.
I keep saying no to them.
And then the second year,
the All-Star games in Miami
and the league made me do the dunk contest.
Looks like he's going to try something similar.
Yes, Rex Chapman is 39-inch vertical league.
He gets the bounce and the reverse two-handed jam.
So I did it.
I had a good time.
And then, all right, I thought that was done.
The next year the game is in Charlotte.
And I can't bail out.
They make me do it again.
So you've got all factors cover.
Of course, you've got the hometown crowd.
Now, you'll see when he makes the catch that he's way up over the top of the rim,
and he puts it through very easily.
Right there.
I did it again.
Not my best dunks that year came in third.
And then after that, I was done.
And they kept asking me, kept putting pressure on.
And every year I just said, no, I'm just not doing it.
There's something hilarious and fundamentally sad at the same time about the guy who's like ashamed in a dunk contest.
Oh, that's kind of a bit, right?
It's just like the ultimate showcase for ego and unapologetic athleticism.
Now, look, there's something in, you know, obviously it's a stroke to my ego.
Again, I said it earlier.
It does.
There is something about it that feels like a superpower, you know.
And also when that's gone, you feel like that's gone.
And then for me, that was a big part of my identity.
I have people every other day ask me, can you still don't?
No, I'm fucking 56.
I tried it at 50.
I did it at 50.
And I came down and I hurt my back and was fucked up for about six months.
And I said, that's it.
But I still have people to do that.
And then for my son, who grew up playing basketball, was a good player, went to ball state and played, everybody has asked him, you jump like your dad.
He does not.
He does not.
In this case, he literally shoots maybe like his mother.
Yeah, right.
But no, yeah, right, exactly right.
So I want to get to now just the arc of this, right?
So as a marketing concern, the NBA wants you as many places it can get you.
As many dunk contests, it could have Rex Chapman.
It wants to inject Rex Chapman.
Simultaneously of this, of course, is like the era of, I mean, it's Larry Bird being in some of the most iconic commercials of all time.
Yeah.
Right?
Against Michael in the Donald's commercial.
What's in the bag?
Good.
Big Mac fries.
Play you for it.
You and me for my Big Mac?
First one to miss, what's as a winner eat?
No, Duncan.
Of course, him and Magic doing Converse stuff.
Her Converse made a pair of bird shoes, but last year is MVP.
Yep.
Well, they made a pair of Magic shoes for this year's MVP.
Okay, Magic, show me what you got.
The notion of marketing in the NBA.
This must have felt obvious to you why it is that they were trying to make you into a thing.
I remember being I'd just come out of school.
I'd hired David Falk as my agent.
This is Michael's agent.
Yeah, Patrick's agent.
A lot of people.
So many stars.
Super powerful in the NBA.
Yeah.
And we're talking one day and I'm in an office.
They got down to like a couple teams and they were like, well, you know, they'll take
him here because, you know, and I was like, take him here because what?
And they were like, well, you know, that you're white, you know, kind of.
I was like, what are you fucking talking about?
They're like, well, Rex, most of the season ticket holders are white and the sponsors are white.
And, you know, the fans are white.
So, you know, people want to come see people play that kind of look like them.
And I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
But guess who took me?
The Charlotte Hornets brand new team right down there in the Bible Belt.
Yeah.
And when I got to Charlotte, met the owner for the first time.
and then he took me in the basement to his house and poured me something to drink and said,
hey, Rex, do you have a black girlfriend?
I was 19 or 20, and I was just so tired of hearing this.
And he immediately went, no, no, no, no, I don't care.
That's the, you know, I don't care.
It's just, and he said this, it's just we live down here in the Bible Belt.
Good, God-fearing people don't like that.
And you shouldn't do that out in public.
What year was this?
It would have been my rookie year, so 1988.
So for the record, right?
Stefan had just been born.
I was going to say.
He was a baby.
He was six months old.
So that's Stefan, by the way, that Rex just mentioned, is Stefan Curry, as in his
aforementioned friend and teammate Dell's son, Steph Curry, who was born yes, in 1988.
But I'm also jumping here to point out that in the year 2000, a dozen years after Rex's
meeting with that Hornets owner, another white NBA player, a first rounder, too,
named Mark Madsen, who's out of Stanford.
He was going through something similar to Rex
during a pre-draft interview that he had, it turns out,
which he later described to HBO's real sports.
And Mazden's conversation was with an NBA general manager.
Who said to me, Mark, you had a great workout.
Another thing that's going to help you in this league is that you're white.
And he said 20, 30 years ago, teams were mostly white,
and they were looking for good black players.
They said, now teams are mostly black.
They're looking for good white players.
When I heard that, it was a little bit upsetting.
Number one, I believe in my own ability as a player.
Number two, if an organization makes a decision based on skin color, that's a negative.
Yeah, again, a real bizarro world for white dudes, the NBA is.
But I also bring this up to point out that in the quarter century or so, since Mark Madison,
said that on camera, the whiteness of the NBA hasn't simply decreased even further. It's also
changed. It's globalized. Because as we mentioned before, and on the show just last week, actually,
we talked to Hall of Famer Oscar Schmidt, the international player who inspired the international
players, who now rule the NBA. And lots of these international guys, I just want to make this
very clear, are white as hell.
What they are not, though, is American.
I mean, here's a partial list, just a partial list of active white European players.
There's the Montesabonis, Lori Marketing, Chris Daps Porzenghis, Nicola Vucevich.
They're all-stars, by the way, those guys at various points.
And then there's the new wave.
There's opera in Shang-goon, Franz Wagner, those two future stars in my estimation.
Plus Mo Wagner and Jonas Valenciunis and Boyan Bogdanovich and Bogdan Bogdanovich and Yusuf Dirkich.
and it goes on, right?
It goes on and on and on.
And I haven't even mentioned, arguably,
the two best players in the entire league.
Let's just talk about Nikoliyokic and Luca Donchich, right?
Because Nikoliyokic, for the record here,
has about the same vertical leap as me.
Luca is a different specimen in that regard,
but he's also one of the most skilled players
you've ever seen this young enter the NBA.
And so these are two guys who's calling card
is really, I mean, it's all around offensive skill, you would say.
People used to say that Dirk, Dirk was like Larry.
Yes.
I think Luca is like Larry.
Same just, fuck you, just likes when the opposing crowd taunts him.
And Joker is seven-foot Steve Nash.
It's just he's a director out there playing at it.
an advantage mentally every single night, usually over his opponent.
He outtricks everyone. He's big as shit. He can shoot it. He makes crazy runners and
floaters. He's a great teammate. I couldn't be a bigger fan. Luca's just young and still
kind of wild figuring it out, but he is, I mean, he might be the best player on the planet.
Right. There are nights where it certainly feels like you can drop 50 as easily as anybody else.
And it's passing. Oh my God. Both of those.
Both of those guys.
And Joker from playing water polo as a kid.
These guys come from places other than America and are also clearly white and clearly
killing it.
And so when you think about why it is.
I know why it is.
I think I do.
Why is it that America has an endangered species list when it comes to its white NBA stars and the rest of the world is flourishing?
They're not dissuading their kids from playing basketball.
They're not.
We are, you know, we're.
I can't play that sport.
It's not, doesn't suit your race.
That's not how these guys are brought up.
Right.
I mean, exactly.
So we don't put Billy and Johnny and we put them in soccer and we put them in baseball.
We put them in lacrosse and tennis and everything else.
Basketball, that's for them.
It's not for our type.
That's fucked up.
The other thing, they know time and score.
They know the possession.
They know everything because they've been coached extremely hard from a very young age.
And if they talk back or if they talk back or if they.
gave any lip or if they this or that no fuck you sit down you're not going to play they don't coddle
their overseas a you aged kids in europe guys are not coddled guys are not coddled playing professional
ball in europe so when european players come over here now especially when you can't hold and
grab like you can't they feel like it's easier to play in this league because more freedom of
movement. Yes, the athletes are better. The coaching, though, they look at it as, you know,
we're not being coached up real hard around here. And it's kind of more like a vacation for them
a little bit from the coaches they played with growing up. We start coddling. Some of us do.
Start coddling our kids. And if they don't start on this AAU team, we take them to another
AAU team. And pretty soon, you're making your kid an excuse maker. And on this point, this point
about nurture and not simply nature.
I did want to bring in another source
who is native to this entire world
because Fran Frashella is an American
who's been working as a college coach and an analyst
and an international scout for decades now,
including Free Team USA.
And what he's been doing is studying the systems
of other countries for longer
than anybody else that I know.
And what Fran immediately pointed to
was exactly that concept, actually.
A system.
Around the world, Latvia, Lithuania,
you know, Croatia,
Slovenia. It starts genetically, and then it becomes environmental, like how the game is actually
taught. And over here in the States, we teach basketball a hundred different ways. Everybody's an expert.
So we don't have a system like they do some of the smaller countries around the world.
Serbia, for instance, has fewer than 7 million people. America has 332 million people. And so
what Fran had been especially curious about was Yokic in specific, his training in Serbia under the
Tudelage of the late Dejahn Milojevich, the man who had coached Yokic as a pro in Serbia,
and then went on to be an NBA assistant with the Warriors before he died from a heart attack in January.
I remember he was a great player in Serbia, and then he was Yokic's coach at 16, 17, 18.
And I said, how did you develop him?
And he showed me the drills.
We were in a gym one day, and he showed me the drills.
And I said to myself, these are junior high school drills.
These are basic fundamental drills
And I'm always been a purist
But the point is
These guys who come over
Come over here with an incredible
fundamental base
They happen to be big
And they happen to be better athletes than you think
And then there's one more thing
Because on top of all of that
Especially as the Balkans are concerned
This region ripped apart by war
There's also this deeper
And to some Americans at least
This almost familiar
sort of motive.
What do you have?
You have a basketball court with a ball
and you go out and play
because it's cheap.
The Jewish players of the 20s and 30s
did that in New York
and gravitated then to the African Americans
and if you go around Europe,
I'm telling you it's a low-income sport
and a kid from Belgrade or Zagreb
thinks that's their way out.
Being great at anything
takes a little bit of sacrificing
of sanity in some regard.
They do it differently than we do.
So what we're identifying here is culture.
Okay, if you say so.
No, I mean, but basketball culture, right?
Like, as much as it is, I'm not saying that in Serbia,
Serbian culture is naturally going to produce better NBA players,
but the system of basketball seems to.
Now, all the kids in Europe who were little while those guys were playing
know that they too now, Joker, Luca, they all can do that.
this. And they're playing against adults in the
Euroleague. Most of them
are playing pro sooner. Yeah, yeah.
Then their leagues are better.
Yeah. It's just, it's crazy
just how, how
whiteness in this way
has been transmogrified over
to the European continent.
And it's like, wait a minute, this was America's game.
Yeah, what happened?
How can I
help your people, Rex?
The white American NBA star.
I want to be solutions-oriented here because it's a desert out there, man.
It's almost like you need to, every white kid needs to be assigned to black kid or black kid needs to be assigned a white kid at the beginning of school.
And you guys grow up together and you do everything together.
And then we got this stuff.
It's just exposure to each other and being able to communicate.
Integration, basically.
How dare you suggest this?
forced integration.
It's just, you know, and starting so young.
To destroy the myths around what I can't do and what they can't do.
Right, right.
It's just, and we're at it such a divide right now, it's hard to see through.
But, you know, I honestly believe most people want to get along.
I just don't know if we know how.
Right.
I have another solution.
Okay.
What if you donated your,
sperm to a Serbian woman.
Well, you'd have to, we'd have to reverse a surgery.
I thought if I got down on my luck too bad, I could just freeze some sperm and go, and maybe sell it on the open market in Kentucky.
Yes.
How about that?
I think what I found out today is that's the solution to the endangered species.
that is the white American NBA star being saved
is somehow making more Rex Chapman's.
Rex Chapman, the author of It's Hard for Me to Live With Me a memoir.
Rex, this was a total joy.
Thank you for doing it.
Thanks, Boblow, always.
As I hover over my keyboard,
trying to articulate what it is that I found out today,
I realize I'm in a bit of a pickle, guys.
I'm in a pickle because, once again,
a serious investigation into a silly topic
has brought me to a complicated realization
about a far larger thing.
in American society.
Because I should point out here,
representation is not the solution to what ails us.
Not the stuff that's really,
really eating away at the soul of our country.
The stuff that Rex Chapman was articulating,
the injustice of how we treat each other.
Representation, seeing a version of yourself
in pop culture, in Hollywood,
in comic books on television,
in NBA games,
That stuff isn't going to fix that problem.
But it does matter in a sincere way,
and I should disclose that my favorite thing I ever experienced in sports is Linsanity,
because Jeremy Lynn was a guy who looked like me,
a person I'd never seen before in my lifetime on an NBA floor,
doing stuff that I had never had the joy of witnessing.
And I also now understand how it is that there's a zero-sum game around a tantam.
and marketing dollars.
And so I also get the frustration of all of the black players who might have thought
this novelty is taking stuff off of our table.
It's a parallel actually to the way that Rex Chapman's career took off and his guilt about
all of that.
And of course, there are many, many, many, many differences between the white American
experience and the Asian American experience in the NBA and of course in this country in
general.
I hope that's needless to say.
But there are also key differences between the white American experience and the white European experience when it comes to selling jerseys.
When it comes to selling burgers and selling sneakers, it turns out that Americans are not exactly trampling over each other because Nicola Yokic and Lukadansic are endorsing stuff, not the way they did with Larry Bird.
Much of the chagrin of those corporations.
And so are they the next Larry Bird?
well, for that reason, they can never be.
It's the difference between foreign and domestic,
which brings me all the way around to what it is that I found out today,
which is that, yes, I am still very willing to urologically assist Rex Chapman
in solving the endangered species issue.
But I'm also kind of happy in a weird way,
that in my favorite sport, at least, the ultimate majority in America
kind of has to feel as thirsty, as longing, as hungry to see themselves,
as the rest of us feel everywhere else.
All right, I forgot to tell Rex that my dad is a urologist.
I don't know if you come out of retirement to do this procedure,
but he might consider it because he supports Pablo Torre finds out,
like our entire staff, who include Michael Antinucci, Ryan Cortez,
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You are a very welcome from all of us, White America.
We'll talk to you next week.
