Page 7 - Ep. 372: Dismorpheus

Episode Date: October 1, 2020

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Welcome to page seven. Yeah, we're starting it off with it. You've got to be soup with me today because Hold and I are already screaming at each other. And what I'm not going to be scream singing at him is, come, my lady, come, come, my lady. You're my butterfly, sugar, baby. Come, my lady, you're my pretty, baby.

I'll make your leg shake. You make me go crazy. You know what I realize I truly miss in music is the whisper singing. You make me go crazy. And I always wanted someone to size. Idle up to me on whatever club dance floor I thought that I would be at at the age of 14. And I wanted someone always come up and whisper in my ear, you make me go crazy.

Yeah. Which now as an adult is truly a horrifying thought. But welcome to page seven. My name is Jackie Zabrowski and I have a problem with whisper singing. Oh my God. I'm holding McNeely and I'm just so happy we're finally doing this again at the proper hour for me to enjoy a tasty. alcoholic beverage while we record. My name is Molly Neffle.

I find that much of my imaginative, where romance and sex live in my imagination is still living in the sixth and seventh grade songs that shaped it. You know, like reality and the reality that I live in and what I actually want as an adult is its own thing that has aged, but yet the impact of the sense of the

songs from 6th and 7th and 8th grade about sex, they're just alive and well inside my brain. Oh, my God. And best represented by, of course, the classic MAMBO number five. I mean, how many women. I was openly roasted because I was loudly playing that when I showed up to set about a week ago. And I was like, were you listening to Mombo number five legitimately? I was like, yes, I was.

Because it's 6 o'clock in the morning, and I think that's fun. I'm telling you, a little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita is all I need, which is disgusting, because that is my wife's mother's name. A little bit of Tina is what I see. A little bit of Sondra in the sun. I thought I was going to be like this guy. A little bit of Mary on our life. A little bit of Jessica, here I am.

A little bit of you makes me old man. Yeah, hold on. We don't need to read the last. lyrics. We have them internalized. Yeah. I'm just saying I thought I was I was looking up to this guy. I thought I was going to be this guy with a woman with a different name, giving me a different sort of enjoyment for days to come. But of course, now I am committed. So there you go. Looks like Lexi made me her man. Jackie, I think you might have me sold on car cities now because in New York, you don't know what people are listening to when they roll up because they got their

headphones in. But for all I know, imagine you're going to meet someone cool, you know, at a cool place. And for all you know, they're rolling up listening to Mammo number five, too. Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you saying that I'm not cool for listening to Mama Number Five when I'm alone? Because it sounds like, that's what you're saying. Jackie a duphus. You're a duphus, Jackie. Right now, although I will say, would a dupeus then play the Disney version of Mamba number five for everyone at six o'clock in the morning, because if they hadn't heard it, they must hear it. And think about that.

Think about what that is saying about all of those characters that we love. A little bit of Minnie in my life, a little bit of Mickey by your side. What? That exists? Donald's all I need. This is real? Oh, yeah, it's real. Yeah, dude.

I know about it too. I have screamed about this toward you a couple of times. I mean, I black out constantly on purpose when you start. yelling at me about Mamba number five specifically. It is a defense mechanism. I've discussed it with my therapist, and I still believe that it is necessary in order for me to get through mentally,

mental health, self-care through the day. I think that the coolest thing to do is to play multiple versions of one song for the same people that you're hanging out with, like to be like, if you like that one, you also might like this one, because I also like to do that. Mm-hmm.

Ta-tong-d-dong-dong-dong. And maybe everybody comes. baby, the town. See, all of these songs are quintessential of our sexuality of us coming

to fruition in our downstairs lips. And Molly, we talked about this a lot on talking TV this week, but if you feel this way, you must watch Penn 15.

Yes. I know. I know. I hear that Penn 15 is just pure, pure horny, middle school nostalgia, right?

I'm sure, Molly, you've talked about this in the past, and I have to believe that you were a part of this. You did, like, middle high school theatrical productions, right? Yeah. Were you a techie? Were you a techie or were you an actor? Hold on, come on now. Well, the only time I was a techie was when I did not,

very unfortunately, get cast in the fall play one time out of all of the times, and I'm still bitter about it. but then I ended up having a great time. You're going to go crazy for this. I had a great time. Yeah, no, I was. The final two episodes of PIN 15, season two is literally that. It's literally like one gets cast as the lead and the other best friend doesn't get

apart and therefore decides to join the techies. To be the stage manager. The relationship between those two groups of people, which is the best. I had in one of my grad school classes this week, I had to live. list people that I looked up to as a kid that were like, you know, formative in my life. And I was like, okay, my high school theater teacher. And then they were like, and how do you think that that person might have shaped your life path? And I was like, well, I became a theater teacher. And I felt like a little bit, a little bit of a cliche, you know.

Molly, I do have to ask, because we don't talk about it too often on the show. grad school, but now you're doing grad school over Zoom right now. Do you feel the need, even though you are a mother of two, to like go back to your college experience at all? Have you felt the need to like take off your pants and set all your books on fire? I don't know what you did in college, but that's what I did. To give that question of part two, do you also at times feel the need to jump screaming through a pain glass window? Well, it's good that the new, that Bright Eyes put out a new album because I hadn't like listened with joy to a new Bright Eyes album since I was in college basically. So that has helped kind of fuse the two.

And I'm like the oldest. Everyone keeps talking about how old they are and they're all in like their late 20s and I'm like, oh, you just wait. So I'm like, I'm just like the old person over here in grad school being like, I haven't been in school for 12 years. Anyone want to sit on a bean bag and talk about modest? Mouse. Oh, God. Anybody want to sit on a beat bag and talk about my spouse?

There are times, Molly, when I'm like, man, I can't feel you any harder. I can't even like, oh, yeah. Wouldn't that be fun? You ever hear a screaming infidelities? Man, I cried to that one a couple of times. You want to just talk about the different bands that make us cry?

That's most of our college experience. But I do wonder, are you talking to these young people about how you feel about Cake Boss? Oh, my God. I've been deeply alone in my emotional experience about Cake Boss this week. I do feel seen, Jackie, that you, so there's so many, I don't even know where to start. Cake Boss had some terrible news this week, and I saw it on Instagram. And I was so upset that I almost DMed, I almost, like sent the link to both of you, but it was like, I was like two, we sent each other links all

the time of things we want to talk about on the show, but I was too, I was like, they don't want to, I just shouldn't, I like, I second guess myself and I shouldn't have. I was like, I need to send this to Jackie and Hold and then I was like, you know what? No, we don't really talk about Cake Boss that much on the show. This is my own personal hell that Cake Boss has been through this trauma. I'll just live in it by myself. And then I did feel very seen because Jackie, promptly sent me the link herself in solidarity and worry about Cake Boss and his personal tragedy. I looked at my hand and blood was gushing everywhere. Velastro recalls. It looked like a Halloween movie. Molly loves Cake Boss. I watch so much horrible reality.

And for some reason I cannot get into Cake Boss. I think it's because I worked in a bakery for a long time, so I have a lot of like pastry TSD. I've got a lot of issues. They're New Jersey Italians. Are they, is it too, is that like too close of flavor to New York Italians for you? No, I think if I'm going to do that, you know, I throw on my real housewives. Yeah, I bought my other drama shows. I think I just get, I stay clear, but this horrible accident that I was reading through,

and of course, it's the most cake boss thing to happen to cake boss. Yeah, it's an insufferable accident. I was like, that's the other thing I was trying to share my grief. And I was like telling my brother, I was like, Cake Boss was bowling in his personal bowling alley. And I was like, what? Yeah, so what happened exactly to this poor soul? Cake Boss, who has built an empire on a little show we like to call Cake Boss,

has made himself quite, quite, quite rich. But their thing is like, we are just a bunch of New Jersey. Italians from Hoboken. And so his Instagram presence is very like, we're making family pasta Sunday at the kitchen. But like you see his like palatial mansion in the background. And so he was, he was bowl and he has four children. And he was bowling in his own personal bowling alley at his home bowling alley with his two sons,

Marco and Buddy Jr. And he got his hand. None of this is funny, but I'm going to be laughing. Forgive me. It's just nervous laughter. Because you're uncomfortable and because you're upset. It's very upsetting. He got his hand.

He was the pin, something of the pin rotating mechanism has apparently been faulty for a while in his home bowling alley. And he was trying to fix it. Stuck his hand in the pin changing mechanism. His hand got stuck and was repeatedly impaled by. A spike. Yeah, but it wasn't even a spike. It was like a flat, thick metal rod.

It just kept bashing through his hand and bashing through his hand. It was going so fast and just like ripped his hand to shrug. With his two, with his like 14 and 16 year old sons there, which is actually truly horrifying. And they went to the garage to get a saw. And then the two sons

saw him out. him out. Thank you, Buddy Blastro Jr. and Marco, because they saved their father's life. They did. But the real horror hasn't even sunk in for you yet, which is that Buddy is an artiste with cake and he works with his hands. And now his hand has been repeatedly impaled. And I'm really worried about him because when he gets stressed out, he likes to decorate wedding cakes. Like he likes to do like fine piping. The man is, you know, he's addicted to work a haul and it's probably not good the way relationship he has with work. But he has these very sweet moments where he's like, you know, sometimes I just let

it all go and I just get a big plain white cake and I just do a lot of really intricate piping on it. The man is. He just, he just pipes out like, fuck you, Martha, whoever he's mad at that day. He's just like, fuck you, you know. the president. And then he just destroys the cake. He destroys the trick.

And now we can't do that because his blessed hand was, oh my God, but the mental image of him in front of his two children just screaming, bloody murder, blood,

just flying out everywhere. It's a little comical, a little bit if you think about it. Absolutely terrifying. It is, but it's so sad and terrifying. And he has been very lighthearted about it on Insta.

And so I think he's, you know, he's back home. He's got his hand in a big cast. Everyone in his large family is like, Can't wait to see you back in the kitchen, boss. So I think, you know, they're taking it in stride. I think he's going to be okay. But I'm stressed because the man is an artist with his hands. And his dominant hand, I was really, I was like,

I can't emphasize enough how I was upset, actively upset about this for like three or four days. Because I'm worried about him because how is he going to? Of course you were. How is he going to fulfill his needs to be the cake boss? Not just the boss thing he could step back from, but he is a cake artist. Whether or not you think he is the boss of cakes is open to debate, but he is a beautiful artist.

He could possibly be like a cake secretary or something like that, something below what he should be. You know, I think you'd be good at it. We'll slap a short skirt on him. And I think honestly, he's got the legs for it. And I do think that, and I felt this. way for you, Molly, because I do believe that cake boss to Molly Neffel is Guy Fiatty to Jackie Zabrowski.

Yeah. And if anything happened to my guy, I don't know how I'd feel. Yeah. His poor sons, what about the Prince of Flavortown? Yeah, imagine if Guy had repeatedly had his hand impaled in front of his two boys, Hunter and Ryder. I can't. I can't even imagine.

I can't even possibly imagine. I would be devastated. So my heart goes out to you. my heart goes out to the cake boss family. May he live to Frost again! I think the good news is that his life is not at all in danger. He seems totally fine.

It's just his hand. Oh yeah, and he's got plenty of money. He's got plenty, so much money. And really, he's not even probably a cake decorator anymore because he's like a businessman who just goes on shows and tells people that their cakes suck and just opens more and more and more cake boss bakeries everywhere in America.

So I think he'll be fine, but I still am grieving for him and his two sweet children who sawed his hand out of the bowling pin machine. I hear you because you know who's not going to be fine and maybe I have been obsessed with her for a minute now. And yes, I am talking about RIP, Jackie, that's my name, Stallone. I'm very upset that Jackie Stallone has passed and yes, I am referring to mother of actor Sylvester Stallone. And if you followed her on her social media, her presence was still there, man. 98 years old. Her face is terrifying and definitely should show you maybe you shouldn't get as much work done just because of what could happen in the future.

However, she was not only a women's professional wrestling manager, but she also created the astrological entity of Rumpology. and I want to talk to you guys about it again today because like you're not thinking about the presence of your ass and what it means. Don't. This is bad. This is bad. This is good.

This is a throwback to some like, oh yeah, her face is scary. It looks like, all right. I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but it definitely maybe reminded me of a Michael Myers mask. But I don't want to sit here and be. It was too much because she was, I mean, she was like, she's been like fit, her. entire life. I mean, wrestling manager, she did all this, like, she was like, she was an exercise

influencer before social media, you know, like in the time of like the greats of like the Richard Simmons. She owned a bunch of different gyms. This is a powerhouse of a woman. Absolute badass. Like her, her, uh, all jokes aside about, about her looks late in life. She is killing it. I love the story of her, her old life. The fact that she started out as an aerialist for the Ringling Brothers Barton Bailey Circus. She's badass! She's so cool. She went till 98!

Yeah, and just so awesome, big wrestling promoter. And, you know, yeah, this Rumpology thing, I mean, the website definitely seems like it's a bit of a geosites, I want to say website that you linked to us. Well, you know, I can, you know, she's up there in like the Myspace world. I think music automatically is supposed to play because there's a credit to a song, which really gives you the datedness of this website.

And this will be good for any new listeners. I was terrified by Rumpology. Because we talked about Rumpology probably, it's probably been five years. So we got to catch people up. I don't even, I don't think Holden was here yet. You know, we got a debriefing.

So definitely go to www. jacqueline stallone.com forward slash rumps. dot html and that will uh and i'm not lying by the way that was not a joke literally was the website's address and you will be taken to another time you will be transported about to about 15 years ago 20 years ago just love everything about it your ass says a lot about you your right cheek is the future and your left cheek is the past and if you have a square-shaped bottom, you put your career first. Also, the shape of your crack has a lot to say.

So let's just give just general, general theories of rhombology. A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy, and optimistic in life. Guilty is charged. Oh, I hear you. And a flat bottom Holden McNeely. Yeah. Oh, oh, you've called me a, that I said I have a flat bottom. You're calling you a flat ass bitch.

I got so much junk in this trunk. You'd be being like, what is this? A McDonald's? All that junk food up in my trunk trunk. I will say, Holden, I am very surprised by the fact that you can do a headstand. You are very good at doing very fast and well-shaped push-ups. However, maybe it's the khakis. But I think you got to.

a flat ass. Wow. Isn't that fucking interesting listeners at home? I guess I'll just have to be dysmorphic now. There's nothing wrong with a flat ass. Technically, it makes all of your pants fit better. I have morphia, and I'm, it's bad. So now you cause it. I'm morphious. Yeah, I remember. I'm dysmorphious right now. Yeah, I'm the X-Men villain dis Morpheus now. Flatbottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad. Oh, well. Interesting. Interesting indeed.

Negative and sad, you say? Doesn't sound familiar. I'm happy. I'm so, all I want is for my ass to be red. I don't think you wear tight enough pants for us to really get a glimpse. And I honestly want to thank you for not looking too deeply into my ass, Molly. I think that would be inappropriate for us as co-hosts for this podcast. I mean, it's not hard to get a glimpse of some people's asses, but yours is a little stealth.

It is a bit stealthy. I sit a lot. I don't like to reveal it very much. I like to frontally face most people that I interact with. I don't walk into a room backwards. Oh, you're not ass first. McNeely? I thought that was your new nickname.

Yeah. You gotta be souping me, you walk in face first. That guy makes an entrance with his ass. If anything, I like to crab walk into a room. You know, McNally. Ass first, McNally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate this mafia.

We got the worst nickname-based people. in this mafia. Cake boss. What are you talking about? Grabs you nuts, Stewart's great. I hate grabs you nuts. He's always grabbing.

What other types of asses are there besides round or flat? What's in the... Well, you can have an apple-shaped muscular bottom, which would indicate that someone is charismatic, dynamic, confident, and creative. A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone is steadfast, and down to earth. Now I'm upset because,

apparently, we could have been this entire time, sending pictures of our ass to Jackie Stallone. And she would have performed the buttock readings over email. Oh, wow. What a missed opportunity. It would have only cost you $100 a minute for that. My thing is, I didn't see anything in here about hair. As you know, probably Jackie, for instance,

older brother has a bit of a jungle on his bottom. Now, do you think that if he sent a picture in, A, does that just maybe make it more difficult to read the ass? Or does that say a lot about the person's personality and prospects? Person's assity. Honestly, I have no idea. Yeah, right? And I just feel like that's a missing link here in this, again, what I'm going to say is

NeoPets era website that I'm looking at. Yeah, we could have emailed. I've emailed Jackie at jaclton-soulone.com and really gotten our answers, but it's too late. God, I would have moved right in. I'm going to change my name to Jacqueline, just so I can be just like her. You know what I'm upset about is if you look up hairy butt rumpology, all it is are links of how to take the hair off your ass. You know what?

I'm fine. Not only am I fine with it, but I encourage a hairy butt. I think it's good. I think that means that you, I think that's another level of confidence. I think it means that, you know, if your butt is ever set on fire, that something is able to burn off before your skin. These are all positive things about a butt. What if you sit on something that's hot? It is, that is a built-in, I was about to call it a wee-wee pad.

But maybe it is a built-in wee pad. Holden, have you ever pissed your pants? How hair is your butt? Which question do you want the answer to say? first. Um, I guess how hairy is. I'm going to say not nearly as hairy as your filthy older brother's, uh, fucking. Henry's got a lot of hair on there.

He's got like a full on. I think, I mean, honestly, they should just transplant it. It says so much about all of y'all's relationship that Holden is like, Jackie, as you probably know your brother's ass is super hairy. Unfortunately. I know you all had to. Unfortunately, I definitely did. Change in the same room for a lot of time when you guys were performing together.

Oh, it's just such nils. I mean, he always talks about how big and fluffy and hairy his fucking stupid asses. Oh, yeah. But also, I just remember, I know too much about Henry because of the sketch that we used to do where Henry would come out on stage wearing nothing and he was just holding his junk in one hand. And when Henry lost a bunch of weight, he realized, well, I realized because I had to let him know, that I think that he was relying often on his stomach, like the bottom of his stomach to hide some of his junk. and he came, he ran out and he had lost so much weight that it didn't hide it in an hour

and I threw up. I grew up for three hours straight. I thought I was gonna die. Your grown adult brother is genitals. I don't think I saw it. I just was like, it was enough that I was like, there's too much space.

I'm proud of you for losing the weight, but remember two hands. Now it's a two-hander. Yeah, I probably pissed myself. I also told that story I think on here, but I'll reiterate of it was a very a very blustery bush a very like a big

kind of leafy bush that I drunkenly went and pissed into and all of the piss ricocheted right back onto my khaki pants and it ruined my night. I was with my friends walking around the neighborhood and I was supposed to stay at my friend's house. I don't know if I did pretty sure I went home but either way

I have been tooling around on this Jacqueline Stallone website and if you go to the biography there's a quote from her son, Sylvester They love their mother. He says, My marvelous, extraordinary, irrepressible,

unpredictable mother has a vast array of talents. Without question, her greatest talent is her ability to foresee the future. She has successfully predicted every major event in my life through her uncanny mastery of the ancient art of astrology.

The truth is the only thing that matters to her and to tell the truth is the only thing she knows how to do. Don't throw that mama from the train. Don't throw that mama from the train. I want my children to one day describe me as unpredictable. I love how even in the description it's like, this woman is a bit unhinged.

I just want you to know that. Yeah. No, but it's the unhinged in a fun professional way where like that's the kind of woman. You're like, I don't know what she's going to champion next. But whatever she's going to do, she's going to do it to the full extent. And I'm proud of her. Man, I just want to read. I wish my ass could be red.

I'm sure we could set you up. She can't be the only rumpologist. No, there's many. And apparently it's also gone back is what it seems. This goes back a lot. Like, she didn't necessarily create it, per se. Apparently, this has been, like, rump, the idea of reading butts for future is akin to, like, hand reading. Yeah.

for, so I guess this has been around for a while, but she's the one that really brought it to the United States is what it seems like. The left cheek is the past and the right cheek is the future, apparently. You guys, if you go to the link section on jacquelinestallone.com slash links. Dot H.T.M.

First of all, the text is black against a black background, so you can't read it, but you got to highlight it. But if you do, it's very sweet because the first two links are Sylvester Stallone.com and Franksillone. dot com. I love her. What a mother! She is a mother to the full extent. Oh, this is. No, I think actually, Molly, you think your computer's just not old enough because mine has gifts in there, gifs. Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is my computer being... Graphic. Gifts. Wow, is my computer too old for jacqueline.

com? That's embarrassing for me. It says at the very top, this is how old it is, because just music playing on a website, is such a pet peeve that it is never done ever anymore. Up at the top it says, hint, turn off the music on this page as some of the new pages have music of their own. So I guess multiple tracks will just start playing automatically or something, is what that's saying.

Also, they have a link on the links page. The CD album used for the background music of the main pages of the Jacqueline Sloan website. It is called Forestdale Tone Poems Inspired by Nature. Is the music we should be hearing right now, But the website is so old that like the music's just thankfully not playing. She is the dean of the University of Astrology, which I believe she came up with. And this is, yeah, you call it, everyone calls her Dean Jackie, which you guys can just start calling me that now.

That's your name. If you have a hole in your life. I love her. I love her. I'm very sad. I'm very sad. That she is best. The University of Astrology page is great.

It is so wild. This is like the best. Because not only is it like, it's already just fun to look at old school websites, but then to look at an old school website that's promoting astrology and rumpology and just all this, you know, this personal books, tapes, DVDs. We have to get star power. Okay. I will make an angel fire from Dean Jackie Point five.

and it's going to be I'm going to have to... I feel like that's the only kind of website I even could make. You know, like, I don't know how to make a real website. Guys, we have to get Jacqueline's Star Power book reveals in full detail

the secrets to success that have brought fame and fortune of Hollywood stars packed with celebrity gossip and call it like it is advice. Star Power Explores not just the traditional 12 divisions of the Zodiac, but the 36 subcategories and deacons that make

all the difference in discovering hidden personality strengths and dangerous. She's perfect. But it also has celebrity gossip and call it like it is advice. That's just like us. And it's so sad. Even Frank Stallone said, I'll never be able to get a call from my mom again or have her yell at me about why I never got married.

And that's like the most, especially Italian mother thing that they can yell at you about. And I understand to, and I mean, I will say my mom's got the same decked out, jewelry, you know, no matter. You should go to the grocery store. It's got to make sure that she's got it all on so everybody knows that she's not just, she's not a slump, just coming out of the bed.

You got to make sure you have everything on. Jackie, you'll also be privy to delicious revelations about the rich and celebrated, such as why Libra John Lennon was a faded soulmate for Aquarius Yoko Ono, why Leo's, Madonna and Sean Penn should never have gone on a second date, let alone say I do, and why Aries Warren Bates, is able to exert such irresistible charm over women. Oh, no, but she wouldn't be very pro a Leo being with a tourist. She would tell me that it's not a good idea.

But we make fiery love. I love this. I definitely please go to this website if you're listening to it. Just give yourself the joy of that. I love that Warren Beatty being like steamy is her example, because that's also just a tiny bit dated. Oh yes, all of it. Very dated.

Oh, I don't know about that, Molly. Talk about a guy who has a dirty, hairy ass. Speaking of dirty hairy asses. Wait, what does that segue? He's going to talk about Vin Diesel in his new, that is new song. He is, I'm going to guess that Vin Diesel's ass is so freshly waxed like every other day. That dude, that dude's got no hair on his. ass for sure.

You think no hair on his ass? No. You don't think a little hair on his ass? But he does have good beats in his song. I actually weirdly like his song. Weirdly like the song. And I know. Everybody says, everybody talks about it.

Holder McNeely on page seven has the best taste of music. And this is no different. I am actually a fan of this song. Gives me strong Carly Ray Jepson vibes, this Vin Diesel song. It is very auto-tuned. Yes, Vin Diesel is finally, finally. He says he has been asked for years to put out his own music. And his debut single, Feel Like I Do.

You can look it up on Spotify. And he's working with Kygo. And I really did Kygo's work. So I guess, I mean, go for him. It's very catchy. It's right. Isn't it? It's kind of fun.

It's very auto-tuning. Like, it's definitely like new pop real hard. You can barely hear him, quote, unquote, singing it. But I'm telling you, if you like this kind of music, it's a bop. I will say the only problem is for me. I like the music. The tone is great. The kind of the lyrics are fine.

But he does have a bit of a voice like a Muppet. And it makes me feel like I'm listening to like a, almost a parody song made by Jim Hinson and crew. But I would love that too. would be akin to the Disney Mamba number five. Oh my God, give me those lyrics again. Oh, I take that... What, of Disney? Yeah.

Oh, I thought you were gonna ask me to me, I was gonna be Miss Piggy singing to the Vend Diesel song. Yes, now I want that too. So do both. Oh, oh, I've got triple Lack head down to my sex. Oh, I'm Vin Diesel, but you would think I am unleaded. And, uh, that... What?

I don't know, Jackie. Bravo, Jackie. Bravo. I'm back. She's here. No, a little bit of Minnie in my life, a little bit of Mickey by her side. A little bit of Donald's all I need.

A little bit of daisies, what I see. He's in my brain. He's watching them all getting ready for bed at night. You know, like this isn't even like a saucy thing. I feel like Lou Bega is watching. all of the characters and they don't know that he's watching them. But is that...

It's tough because... Obviously, the original song is about all the people he's banging, so it really suggests that he's sleeping with all these different animals from the Disney universe, doesn't it? Oh, yeah, man. Huey-Dooey-Lewy can't go wrong. A little bit of goofy, everyone.

A little bit of him makes life so fun. These are the lyrics. You can't. You're not making it up. You're telling me a scary story. It is scary. His side pieces are all of the sentient animals from the Disney universe.

From cartoons. Yeah, it's a bit of a bestiality situation almost. I mean, it's no, you know, it's no B stars, but it's probably for the best. I don't need to see a Disney version of B stars. No, thank you. But what I do need to see is the goddamn craft. sequel, I guess. Now it's a part of the universe.

The trailer just dropped for the new craft. I'm going to throw it out there when I first heard about it. I was like, ugh, okay, I guess you're going to remake the movie that I fucking love. Go ahead. Wow me, you bastards. And that's what I thought right before I clicked play. It looks pretty good.

It looks actually like exactly what I want. I like that they're taking it seriously. I like that they're not doing it in a cartoonish type way. And it's very funny, Molly, because in Penn 15, season two, there is an episode where they decide that they are powerful and that they are witches. And which is the perfect way of like the back and forth of the Penn 15 episode versus this, the craft trailer, where it's like what you want to be, which is the craft trailer, versus what you actually. are and it's you and your braces screaming in the greenhouse, like, thinking that you are really, really powerful, even though nothing is happening. It's all just accidental and you have no power. That's probably my favorite episode of Pin 15. That is episode three. It is so

smart. It's so well done. And it's such a great that, like, they totally tie it all together, like why people turn to that stuff. Essentially, you're just trying to force reality to not be what it is, because you're so powerless as a teenager and a human being on the planet. You know what I mean? So you start doing weird rituals just to like feel like you're making a change in the world in a situation where you're completely powerless. I also, Jackie, by the way, looking at Facebook, saw that sentiment of someone being like, meh, bad about the craft, right?

But I will say this. The craft is so tied to our generation. And in my head, I was like, the craft. was so important to so many young, especially young women when it came out in the 90s or whatever. I think it's great that we're, let's give this to another generation. I felt seen when the craft came out. I was like, oh my God, like, they see what my power and what I want to be and how, like, and really what I thought myself as when, and like, I think that a lot of people are looking

at it too where it's like, oh, well, but when we watch the craft, that was obviously like older women playing teenagers so it was a little bit more like I don't know I think that people I identified with it less I'm not exactly sure that because I did see some blowback of like oh they use like actual teenagers

in it I like honestly one of the girls I'm pretty sure one of the girls is in blockers which I really loved they all seem like they're killing it also David DeCovny yeah yes smart passing in that sense I have to say I have been a crank

about the endless 90s reboots here before. And certainly there have been a number of hits and misses. But now that I have seen Copra Kai, which is an 80s reboot, but I'm just like, it's like, it's so. It's so astoundingly good. And now I am a complete, I've done a complete 180 and I'm like taking existing stories.

It is like, there is the way to do it bad, right? Like to just be like, oh, we're just going to do the same exact thing. But there is also a way to be like, right, this was important to people for these reasons. Find the reasons, right? Like the way that the craft was important to people. It made girls who didn't fit in feel seen, like you said, Jackie, like all this stuff. Find that and then build on those themes and then advance the story. Tell a different story, but it's born out of this seed.

And it can be like so exciting. And I'm totally now, I've gotten over my get off my lawn. don't reboot the 90s thing. And now I think, you know, if you can do it well, it like is, yeah, the craft is a, is a, such a foundational movie. And it makes total sense to revisit that, like, as a text to see how it can be reinterpreted now. Yes. Yes.

I couldn't agree with you more. I was so truly, I was surprised because, again, I try not to look too far into something if I then either I'm worried I'm going to hate it or, you know, it's like I feel like I kind of tap dance around it. but the showing of Faruja Balc in the picture that they find in a book means they're tying it into the first one, which means it is not a reboot. It means it is a, it lives in the world. It is a continuation of the story.

And I love that, like, just that little bit of, like, just tie it in and don't tell me that the other one just never happened. I love that. I love how they dropped it into the trailer. I don't know how she's going to be tied into it. I love that the trailer didn't try to explain it. I'm so excited about this movie. And it comes out at Halloween and they'll be streaming so we can just watch it.

Awesome. I love it. Yeah, that's going to be awesome. Really good timing for pop history as well. Spoiler alert on that. Whoa. Uh-oh. But guys, you guys want to hear about like a fun celebrity experience.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who is who and who is banging who? and who's inside of whom. Y'all, it's time to talk about Elvis. It is time to finally discuss one of the greatest celebrity conspiracies of all time. The idea that Mr. One king of rock and roll, Elvis Presley, did not actually die. Dun dun dun dun!

Peanut butter in the toilet bowls! Peter butter in the toilet bowls! Was he licking them out? Did he die? Licking the peanut butter. Hubahe, hey, the hobah hood. Oh, that's a good Elvis, Holden. Thank you.

Elvis Presley was an American singer, musician, and actor that is regarded as one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century and often is referred to, as I mentioned, previously the king of rock and roll. But in 1977, he died at the age of just 42 of heart failure and stunned the music industry, leaving his millions of fans worldwide devastated

However, some suspicious minds believe differently. Interesting. Did you catch the pun? Either way. We can go on to care of all. We're suspicious mind. Evidence. Oh my God, I heard it.

I get it now. I got to play it backwards. Despite the clear statements from doctors and a coroner that the 42-year-old superstar was dead, disbelievers were adamant that the gyrating beloved baritone had faked his own. death to go into hiding. Sightings of the Kings started happening all across the U.S. of A to the point that in 1989, three diehards created the Elvis Sighting Society to monitor such appearances.

Some even claim he was an extra in 1990s, Home Alone. And I definitely encourage you to look up this picture. It is, it is, uh, it's, they're at the airport. Okay. Is he actually the pigeon lady? Do you mean Home Alone too? Is that who he is? It's the mom at the airport and she's screaming at the lady at the airport counter.

And he's so conspicuously standing right behind her to a point where it's like... That doesn't look at anything like Elvis. I'm so glad you're looking at. It's so ridiculous. Oh, my God. It's definitely him. It's definitely him. Yeah.

But why? There's a lot of side by side. Why would this man fake his own death? Why would the king become a ghost? Well, some attribute the faking of his own death to his wish to escape. the mafia and that was and that this was even a witness protection situation with the FBI. That doesn't look anything

like him. I'm sorry. What is that? Look at the comparison photos. The comparison photos it's just take for it's just like he's a round head with a beard. It takes for granted anybody's actual looks. Anything else that is just that's so funny. But anyway. I just love too how like obviously that guy

is in the shot like it's so ridiculous looking how he's like it's like an extra that fucked up. Oh me. Yeah. But anyways, apparently he was trying to escape the mafia. This was even a witness protection situation with the FBI who enlisted Elvis Presley back in 1976 to infiltrate a criminal organization called the fraternity, which was a group of racketeers. And once he was found to be a mole, the FBI took care of the situation putting him in witness protection. What, you mean Mike the situation? You mean like you're talking about... Is he Elvis's son? Oh my God, that would make so much sense. Every now and I'm in the situation, it's like, I'm a situation. Aho, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah. Yeah, don't tell Riley Keog. It's a weird move on his part.

Either way, interesting how the tombstone worked out. Regardless of the reasons, skeptics point to Presley's own tombstone as evidence as his middle name was spelled wrong, something they believe was done on purpose since he's really alive. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's what I said. I said if you have to fake my own death, make sure that you spell my middle name wrong on the tombstone. Everybody knows.

That's the signal. That's what everybody. I wouldn't know. I think, well, no, I think your middle name is pretty easy. They spell it. J-A-N-E, spell it. J-A-N-E, spell it. J-A?

Is that Molly Jan-A? And I said spell it Holden, not dead, McNeely. Oh, my. See that? Well, you know, I think then they're going to find you, though. And I'm going to send, I'm going to send G-Lie after. you. Well, I'll tell you what. I'm going to find Lisa Marie's slip-ups in her interview to be further evidence that this Elvis Presley is still alive, probably dead now regardless, but was alive

past his quote-unquote death. Further evidence comes from an interview with Lisa Marie and Oprah when she responded to a question about how Presley spoiled their daughter. Lisa Marie apparently said, it's exactly what he said the other day before correcting herself and saying, You said, referring to Oprah, which is interesting. Wait, say it again. What was the slip-up? I missed it. The slip-up, it was like, hey, you know,

she was talking about how Elvis Presley spoiled their daughter, and she went, it's exactly what he said the other day. What you said, I mean, the other day. And there's no way. No way. She could have just actually slipped up. Right? I know.

Oh, my God. This is scary. I bet he's watching us. Do you think he listens to page seven? I think he definitely listens to page seven while fingering his asshole. On the toilet. Sort of things like that. I mean, how else are you going to become the new rumpologist for America?

You got to get your fankies in there. This dude, if he is not alive, he is at least haunting us. Because how infuriating would it be to have everybody talking about you like this amazing, admittedly kind of like a cultural pirate when it comes to rock and roll and stuff? but you were like this huge figure that changed everything, and then everyone just talks about you like a big dummy who likes peanut butter sandwiches who died on the toilet. It must be very frustrating.

According to a Gallup poll conducted in 1997, only 4% of Americans believe Presley was still alive. What do you believe? I think he was in a home alone, and I like that he didn't even want to get paid. He said, put me in the second movie as the pigeon lady, and they list. So he did the first one for free,

the second one he did and no one knew it was him because his acting was so good. Amazing. Molly? Unfortunately, I got to say I am the 96%. I do not believe that Elvis is still alive. Even though I want to, I think that he had a lot more to give. And I actually think he's a very interesting person who I want to kind of now. I'm like, I have two different tabs open about Priscilla and Lisa Marie, and I might just go in a wormhole.

Get that worm time. I got a lot of love to give. Elvis, I just don't know where to put it. Ooh. My name is John Coffey, like the drink only not spelled the same way? That is nothing to do with Elvis, Holden. But anyway, he did. But what it does have to do with is the list.

It also has nothing to do with the list. Who's on the list? Jackie, got to have that list. Ooh, today we are doing, yes, some of them are boring, but I'm jumping right to the meat of it today. We are doing 19 television first that we never fully recovered from. Sometimes cracked, we don't need the extra things

that you feel like this. In the parentheses, okay? Because some of this stuff is actually a lot of fun. And we're going to go, ooh! So strapping to the fun ride because the fun police are coming and we're on the fun ride.

We've got to go much faster than the fun police because we don't trust the fucking police. And we shouldn't trust the police. We're not going to talk about the debate. What is that? I thought you said this was fun. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Now I'm afraid of police officers is going to bust into my apartment and fucking start fire a shot. You should be more scared of Elvis. We don't know where he is right now. Hey, I'm right behind you, Jackie. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I heard what you said about me, Holden.

Oh, no. Don't come after me then, Elvis. I'm not Holden. You can kiss me if you'd like. But can you kiss the first kids show? No, I don't. That's a fucking horrendous segue. Fuck you, Jackie.

The first kids show, all right? The first kid show. Captain Kangaroo. It was a show based on the warm relationship between grandparents and children and inspired all your favorite shows. Molly, you with children in the house, Do you watch any Captain Kangaroo now? I have not, but my mom definitely talks about Captain Kangaroo all the time.

It seems like it was a formative thing for people of that generation. It was like Bozo the Clown of its time. I remember watching Captain Kangaroo even, which it kind of shocked me that's the first one, just because it's a name I know. That's why there were some things on this list that I was actually very surprised by. Like, the first infertility arc in a television show was in 1963. in the Flintstones. What?

Because apparently after Pebbles is added to the Flintstones, Barney and Betty work through their depression over being unable to have kids themselves. What? Now, I have not watched too much of the Flintstones. Obviously, I mean, I watch the Rosio Doddle movie. But I am, I'd like to find this episode. You got to be. It makes you think of like a Degrassi type thing when you're like, they dealt with what?

It's like a, yeah, it's like a very special episode of the Flintstones? I will say, the one thing you have to remember about the Flintstones is that weirdly enough, and especially if you rewatch it, you're like, how is this possible? The Flintstones was the Simpsons of its time. It was actually four adults. Really? Really? I don't know anything about the Flintstones. Yeah, I didn't know that.

Huh. It was definitely, it was definitely, I think it was even, I'm surprised it's not on this list. I feel like it was the first, like, prime time animated show that, like, you know, that, like, the family watched and it wasn't just for kids. That's, well, now I want to look further into the Flintstones. I got, nobody pointed me towards this when I was, I could identify with Betty Rubble. But it makes sense because there's, it's like a workplace comedy and like, and even the Jetsons, too, it's like, it's families, but the dad goes to work and has issues at his job and things that like wouldn't apply to kids. You know what I mean?

Right, right, right. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Well, now I'm going to look into that. Wow. I mean, I'm currently watching the Golden Girls for the first time, so I will say that this is really going to add into the things that... I've watched episodes of the Golden Girls before, but this is my first time sitting and watching all of it,

and I got to say it's changing my life. I really love the Golden Girls. We're not talking about this right now. But the first 24-hour newsday, it came to cover the assassination of JFK. So the networks throughout all of their regular. programming to completely follow this and that was the first one that ever existed. How about the first show that ever showed the first home computer? It was in the Adams family

where the gigantic family computer, Wizzo, is used to cheat at gambling and help rig an election. Can we get it over here now? Please, Wizzle help us. Wizzle help us. Wissow we need to. I just want to get to the first commercial mention of diarrhea. You have to wait for it because that's the last one. Because first we're going to talk about the first toilet flush. Because Leave it to Beaver was the first to show a toilet. Only the tank. But All In the Family was the first show to ever use a toilet flush sound effect.

I think that this is actually pretty interesting. This is interesting. I'm a big Leavis and Beaver fan. And I know that all, I actually just for some reason, never got into all family, but I know that it was a big, important cultural touchdown. You would love it. Especially

now, being in a real New Yorker, we grew up watching all in the family because not many shows, especially then were showing actual families in, like, you know, the other boroughs. Like New York, the other

boroughs didn't exist to other people. So, you know, being a family from Queens, we loved it. And also, what we, I imagine, I'm going to say that I would have really enjoyed, is watching the first televised hip-hop song, which was the Sugar Hill Gang performing Rappers Delight on American Bandstand. Please listen to our Dick Clark Pop History episode. We talked about what American bandstand did for television and how groundbreaking it was,

and the fact that Dick Clark was a fucking, all right in my book, But what about the first ads with semi-naked women? Wow! Pretext didn't invent impossible beauty standards, but it was the first underwear company to figure out how to profit off of them on TV. Look at that little brawlett on that 1987 beauty. I want to talk about diarrhea.

Well, we're about to talk about diarrhea because in 1990, there was the first commercial to ever mention diarrhea. and I'm upset because it doesn't say what the commercial is for. I know. It just says that it was in 1990. Well. Milk, milk, lemonade, my friend.

I'm on the corner that drippy. Drippy Fudge is made, and that is my list for this one. Can't believe before 1987, no one was horny for semi-naked women in commercials, and no one was laughing at diarrhea in the ads. I'm also curious to like with the first toilet flush and the first showing of a toilet, was it because like that would be uncouth up until then? Probably. I would assume that is.

Yeah. I mean, think about leave it to Beaver. When are they going to be like, well, yeah, I'm going to go shit on the toilet, you know? It's just so amazing too because like, what is it? Another 20, 30 years later, it is literally people are cheering for the toilet flush and married with children. Oh, yeah. But how interesting. It's not that long.

You could totally write a PhD about this Holden to be like, we as a society are both, like we are both the country that was like, don't show a toilet on television, and we then are also the country that's like, ha, toilet flush, hong, hong, hong, you know. toilets. I mean, it's the same as there's this other list that's right next to it.

It's like that you could see a pregnant woman on television before you could say the word pregnant in any of the, United States on like on television. We're a bunch of horny prudes, you know? Yes, we're so weirdly prudy and yet like I wanted to have sex with the Marlborough man and I would take like,

my dad would send it all the Marlborough points so every day at school I was wearing like Marlboro jackets and have Marlboro pants on because you'd use the Marlboro miles to send them away. That's fine. But you know, we can't say the word diarrhea yet on television.

I will say that couple comments correcting this list in the comment section and apparently howdy-dudy came out before Captain Kangaroo and also don't forget says Robin Bobcat

3's company having the first on-air testicle thanks to a bad angle and some shorts That's kind of fun That's even better than the first on-air toilet Because I'm sure that the first toilet and leave it to Beaver was like beaver you forgot to clean the toilet properly you know it probably wasn't like a fun poop joke yeah i got sorry i pissed all over it oops shallie mom i hate it when you leave piss on the floor beaver

maybe it was something about the way i said that or something that it would affect my vision i don't know the correlation between voice and vision but i am having difficulty viewing out my peepers. No, peepers. And I think that means that I think I am going Blind. Here we go. I hope you do not become too disgusted with the world based on these findings.

This foreign-born permanent A-plus list singer is in town talking to yet another professional about her voice. Also, two songs have been completed using clips from other songs. This is a person that we've covered in the past, Jackie, potentially for... Adele. No, for pop history.

And she has not come out with an album in a very long time. You heard me say Celine Dion? Rihanna. Rihanna wins it. And you lose, Molly. I was like, you... Hello, Celine Dion. And now Molly will be drinking the court of hot sauce that is the penalty.

for getting a blind and wrong. It's because people in my neighborhood keep playing. My heart will go on. I can't stop thinking about. Molly, are they still doing that? We needed to talk about this real quick. Molly was posting this Instagram story of this remix version of My Heart will go on.

I don't know who's saying that version of it. It's so, it's like souped up. And how many times in a row did they blast it from the street? Big five. It was a big five. Five. Yeah, I was just so excited because my block used to always play the regular straight up

traditional version of my heart will go on like at least once a day and then this was like a remix. Weird. Yeah, it's just for some reason it's a real staple on the block. And so, yeah, so. We're supposed to be talking about Rihanna. I know, sorry, sorry.

I'm just saying Sileana is a foreign born singer who hasn't put out of a album in a while. That's all I'm saying. She is. She definitely is. No, I'm just kidding. But either way, Yeah, you're right. She's not it.

Rihanna, by the way, could not be more opposite for me. She was seen last week out in about in L.A. in a turtleneck sweater, which I don't think has anything to do with the blind item, but WTF, it was 100 degrees outside that day. Swear your turtle neck sweater. What are you doing? Maybe she had a hickie. Maddening.

I mean, I would be disgusting if I was wearing a turtleneck sweater in a hundred degree weather. Either way, this next blind item might make your breasts explode. That's bad. I know, I'm sorry. The first time on television. It's on the list. The first podcast with a breast explosion, page seven. I've got breast fatty inside of my breast pinnadas.

I got breast fatty in my breast pinatas. You don't have to, by the way, it's a podcast. You don't have to actively grab at your breasts while singing that song. My breasts needed a little bit of attention. They haven't been grabbed all day. Either way. During their isolation together. this former A plus list actress

did hook up with her married A plus list actor X. I should give some more details here. Big deal a power couple. She since divorced, left him, went on to, she was an older woman, but she got together with like a younger

A-list actor dude. And they got really into going against child trafficking. That was like their big thing for a while. Rangelina. No. She was, she was a bit of an army person in a movie. Demi Moore.

Yes. Yes. And Bruce Willis. This is an interesting tale because recently it was reported that Willis is isolating with Moore and their three daughters as opposed to his wife, Emma Hemming Willis, and their two daughters. Also, he just makes daughters and nothing but daughters. And that's okay. Loop up.

But that's weird. Why is he with his current wife and their daughters? Why is he with Demi Moore and her three daughters? Maybe he has more fun there. You know, maybe it's just, you don't have to deal with it. You know, it's like, oh, it's not my wife, it's my ex. They're older. They're older.

The daughters are like grown adults. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would. It's like, would you want to take care of, like, kids if you didn't have to during all this? Get out of there. Or maybe they have like an open thing and like his young wife is able to go

have a hullabaluski While she's all quarantined Can't call him a bad dad if he's taking care of his other kids Bad half a dad then Yeah bad half a dad And he's got that beautiful skull though Hmm God I'd love to fucking slam my

Uh Yep go ahead Against his skull But either way here's the final blind item, be prepared to be so psychotically damaged from it that you end up in some sort of a padded room. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Now it is the former tween star turned A-list adult singer who is going to get a restraining order against her now ex-boyfriend who she was going to marry. Demi Lovato. And Max, Eric, we did not get to this story in the main feed, so this was a nice

way to sneak it into the blind items. Apparently, he had a restraining order put out against him by Selena Gomez for being a total stalker. Whoa. This is, see, it is one of those things where how can you, I mean, I'm sure that some people can, but you've got it.

It's like, red flag, red flag, red flag, Demi Ovato started dating this dude in March. So very beginning of quarantine. They got engaged in July and it is, it's like, do you know what life is like with a partner during this time period when life is more different than it ever has been.

Every single person individually is more different than they ever have been. Everyone is either dealing with or suppressing and not dealing with everything that is going on, the changes in their life, what their future could hold. And then to decide to marry someone that you don't know outside of this life that's already a red flag, right? apparently he claims that he didn't even know that she broke up with him until he read it in tabloids

but then I don't know it's all this like weird stuff and now she's like putting out restraining orders against him apparently he's like real cray I don't think that you can really trust anything any like most a lot of the news that's coming out about this story which is why

I wasn't exactly keen to get into it because also like every you know your relationship is your own journey especially right now. But now it seems like he's a badman, and that's not good. An insider said, Dimmie wants no contact with Max at this point.

She is completely embarrassed at the way he's been acting and putting their relationship on blast via social media. She wants nothing to do with him. Oh, yeah, that does sound like a badman. Good for you, girl. Get out of there, girl. Take care of yourself.

You're strong. You don't need that shit. And I've taken care of my eyes and can see again. He can see. again. Yay. And I'm going to take care of a lovely youngman that hit me up.

What I want to say real quick is, Happy anniversary, Haley, he's got you on his mind. Because I just want to give a quick shout out to Haley and Eddie, whose fifth anniversary is going to be on October 3rd. Happy anniversary. We're all having quarantine anniversary birthdays. smiles, frowns, marriages, happening, marriages, not happening. And apparently you're just a beast that has kept amazing businesses open.

And regardless of whether you had the work to give them, you kept them all having jobs. And he is just so in the, I've never read such an admiring message about someone's partner before. So I just wanted to say from all of us, shout out to Eddie and Haley, because throwing out there, girl, this dude like loves you, like, really hard. And I'm not going to say I didn't cry when I read the beautiful message, but I did. And that's it. I'm very sensitive, but I love your love. And I just wanted to bring this up because I have had people hit me up on DMs with awesome celebrity conspiracies that I should. should use and I have ended up using those things. Hey, we're opening up the phone lines.

If you have a story that you want to suggest to Jackie for us to cover for an episode or if you have a celebrity conspiracy or a blind item you think I should bring up in the episode, then you should go to this email address or email this address, page 7 podcast at gmail.com. And that is actually page the number seven podcast at gmail.com. That would be great. Anything, I think we just want to collect it, put it all in one place. If you see a story and you're like, oh, my goodness, they really got to talk about this rumpology website or something of the like. Ahoba, hepa.

Oh, but Elvis. Page, the number seven podcast at gmail.com. Yeah, it only took 10 years to set it up. 10 years and literally two minutes, I think it took me to actually set that website up, but either way. What's that the Mimi? The Mimi that's out there that's always like, oh, you could be upset about something for a million years. And then, oh, it only thinks you like three minutes to do it. That's what the Mimi says.

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It was one of the most relatable things, I think Joe Biden's ever said. And I love it too, where everyone's like, why did you even watch it? I'm like, I don't know. I think I like the pain at this point. I think at this point in 2020, I like the pain of like,

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