Page 7 - Ep. 385: The Heart Love Man

Episode Date: January 14, 2021

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Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely because you're never coming round. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears. Every now and then I get a little bit terrified. I don't have the lyrics in front of my face.

Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit something and I see the fucking look and you're turned around On the time I was falling Nothing I can do Totally eclipse of the heart Welcome to page 7

It was a lot It was a journey It's been an emotional That was your testament to it being Quite the bizarrely emotional Week I feel all over the place But in like a zany way

I feel like I'm hitting the upside of my manic And so now I'm just I mean, the fact that I blanked out on the lyrics to total eclipse of the heart, which I've done as a karaoke song, 100 million thousand times. But you know what? You got to flow with the heart love, man. Welcome to page seven.

The heart love. Heart love man. The heart love man. I met the heart love man. Yesterday, I promptly ran away from him when I feel like he was kind of trying to grab it. I'm just going to say it. My genitals. So I don't know if you should actually flow with him.

Are you talking about the Duke of Ice-Tings? Oh, the Duke of Hastings. things, all right, I know we're not here to talk about Bridgeton. The load of the Duke, my friend. Molly, I know you haven't watched Bridgeton yet. He's such a rake. And I can't, oh my God.

Oh, Jeff was being a bit of a rake last night as well. I tell you what. All right. Oh, man, he raked up every dead leaf I had on my line. All right, for the love of the Lord. I do just want to bring up, though, that the Duke is, I think, going to be the new

just like, I'm just thirst, it's not even a trap, it's a thirst dungeon. It is a thirst, you know what I mean? A thirst nether realm that he will keep you in, I think, for the rest of your life. And then you post this song, because apparently he sings in a

band, and I turn on this song and I'm just trying to, now I'm just trying to live through this guy. Is he single? Because this, if this guy is not just slamming it down, I, you should have read the YouTube comments. The thirst and the YouTube comments were dripping. I don't need to read the

YouTube comments to feel the thirst inside of mine loin. I have never, my God, my poor Squirty Bird has never had such a tidal wave a ponst it in many of Fourne Young. It's so insane. Please, I beg of you, look up. So the Duke of Hastings, I always say the Duke of Hastings because he has a beautiful name and I don't know how to pronounce it because I forgot to. looking up. He grew up in both Zimbabwe and the UK. I believe it's Regé Jean-Page. Yeah, Regé Jean-Page is what it seems

to me to be, but I'm sure someone will correct. I don't know if I'm just thinking of Jean Valjean right now, but what I do want to say is that our boy, the Duke of Hastings, is in a band with his brother. It's called Tanya, like Nunya business, but Tanya. And he's, and he's, and he's, and He's got this voice. I didn't even know. Molly, I didn't know. He could sound like this when he sang. Look up.

There's a short film called Don't Wait. And he sings in it. And it's like this soulful. Oh my God. Oosh. It's life. All right, please. It's going to be for a better.

I watched the video at least 10 times this month. morning. I have a question which I hope is relevant to some listeners, but maybe not. Maybe I'm the only weird person out there who, who for some reason, something's broken inside me, and I do not care for period pieces, a la. I get it. I know. The Jane Austen. I've always felt like I'm literally the only person on Earth, though, because all my best friends in high school just absolutely were Mr. Darcy this and, you know, Mr. Darcy dad. It does surprise me. I can't even name another character. I forget, because I was so excited. When you birth two daughters because I kept screaming about how it was just like little women.

Yeah. And you weren't as excited about it as I was. I was never a little woman person. I did like Anne of Green Gables, but since then I just, I could never get into the period, like, masterpiece theater, all of that stuff. And I, so everyone's like, blah, etch it, brittitton, and then every time I look and see like, like an image of the, like a screenshot of the show. I'm like, I don't want to watch a bunch of lords and ladies. Do I have to, but.

I get it. It's not for everyone. What makes it so hot and special compared to, you know, all of the other period pieces? Well, it does, all right, first of all, it definitely does that thing that I think is kind of in right now for period. It really, I mean, people have been doing it for a long time now, but the great kind of does it in the sense that it has that, those orchestrations have, you. Anachronistic is the word.

Anachronistic. I think what's cool about it is it has, and they do explain it. Actually, they do place it and it's not just arbitrary, but there is a very like multicultural casting. Uh-huh. It's kind of like a re-like doing those stories, but in a better way. Like, yeah, up top it just has, it's more multicultural. It's got this cool pop-pop nod, like modern nod with the orchestrations of pop songs.

Uh-huh. Please look up the spot. playlist of the music for it because it's all pop music done in a period style way. That sounds great. Which is cool. Just these little touches. I think in the first like three episodes, it's just these little touches. And the characters are very immediately engaging and the story.

I kind of love how it starts. So also the frame of it. So it starts at the beginning of quote a season, which is like a season of courtship, essentially, like a season of parties and dalliances trying to match. people up to get to marry off a bunch of people and these rich families so it kind of starts off like who will get together yada yada yada yada then on top of that like centering around the bridgetin family then on top of that it's very fucking it's just beautiful like there's these gorgeous wide shots of these like gorgeous like exterior garden parties and things like that that i think draw you in

but then you get to like episode four and it starts getting mufucka a specie fucking spicy I feel like a lot of those shows, which I am into, but I get, I think that that it might be part of your repulsion. I don't mean to speak for you, but that it is the like long glances from across the way when nothing ever happens, which I am definitely into that kind of sexual tension. But this show delivers off a lot. And so you get to watch these. So it's the torture of how they want to live their lives versus how they're supposed to live their lives in a way that a lot of these pieces I feel like touch upon, but it's not usually about that.

Okay. But this is about like how do I learn how to be myself while being a part of the rules of society. And apparently Holden, so every one of the books, so it's based on books. Yes. And there are eight books, and they're all based on every book, which thank you so much for the comment in the Patreon page, that every book is based on another child, another Bridgeton child. So I think it's going to be, well, I don't actually, can I not say, I think I know who the next season will be based on then, based on the title of the second book. So this one was about Daphne. So it was about Daphne's turn in the wheel of society, and then I seeming, like, seemingly the next season will be a different child of the Bridgetton family.

And there's like six or seven children, eight children? I think there's eight. So the other cool thing is there's a mystery frame around all this too. There's a framing device. Lady Whistledown writes a gossip column, which is very applicable to, I think, what we do here in this show. And everybody reads it, and it actually becomes a plot device a lot of ways, but also the queen fucking does not like Lady Whistledown

because she keeps stirring up all this drama in the community. So the whole time you're also trying to figure out who the true identity of Lady Whistledown is in this whole thing. It could be anybody, right, writing these secret articles. So I finished last night. It's fucking awesome. And just, man, just so much sweaty. It might as well be called Loins. It is one of the sexiest shows.

Also, what's great, Molly, too, is that, oh, I'm not going to even say, I was thinking of you. Oh, right. We get. Come on. That's already too much. I will explain that to you later, Molly. During the sweaty things? Okay.

Oh my God. Even thinking about it, I get hot and bothered. It really is soft corn. It is Cinex level. Cinemax level soft corn pornography. I mean, by like halfway through the show. Okay. It is outrageous.

You're just like, I was watching. But also again, anachronistic, I believe, in the way that they had their sex as well because it's like lots of getting eaten out. Yes. You know, like that kind of thing, which I feel like I would. assume was not a big practice of the day.

You know, like that kind of shit? Well, the Duke is a rake, Jackie. And rakes do not, are not proper in this way. They get drunk and they warm eyes. He's referred to as a rake often. Yes. He's such a rake, Molly. Oh, my God.

Oh, he's such a rakey. It's like unbelievable how rakeish she is. And I just, I'm here for it all day, all fucking night, bro. It's like, damn, what a rake. I think you guys told me. I was, like, really going to avoid it. And now I think I'm, we're, you know, we just finished Cobur Khy and then our go-to now is Shits Creek.

We're just slowly working our way through it. We're on season four. But, you know, sometimes we want to mix it up and you want to have something else besides your go-to. So I think I'm going to do it. I'm going to do Bridgeton. And like everything else with me and pop culture, I'll just be a little late to the party, but I will report back next week.

That's okay. I know we usually don't detour on like the shows we're watching. A, we have talking TV for that. B, it's just kind of like we talk about the news stories of the week. but it's been such a fucking weird-ass week. Why not open with just our enjoyment of a fun, raunchy period piece TV show before we get into, I don't know, the cannibalism and the cat cooking.

And Jackie just sent a list of just devastation. It's like. Yeah, it was a rough week for celeb gossip. And the Kim Cottrell stuff and the Sarah Jessica Parker stuff, also it makes me, it gives me the sads a little bit. You know, I want to talk about it. The Army Hammer stuff. It is.

It's a weird one. There is a lot of weird. I don't even know what to say about Azealia Banks, but it's reading the list, it was it was vertigo-inducing. You know what? Izzyia Banks, let's just get out of the way. She's always been terrible. There's never a time when she wasn't terrible.

She came out of the game with that 2-1-2 song. I really liked that song. But even in that song, she's like a nasty human being. She's said a bunch of terrible stuff from the very beginning. I don't know why she still is a name because I feel like she has a name because I feel like she hasn't really done anything since that 212 song to even be anything. So apparently she's like worships the occult and cooked her dead cat to use its bones for something.

And it's very upsetting. And I just don't understand why she can't just go away. I don't. I saw a blind item that people are actually afraid of her because of this cold stuff. And maybe that's why she won't just go away. They're afraid to like cut ties with her because then she'll like curse them using the bones of her dead cat. and that is the phrase I just said

in the year 221, and that's not even the craziest shit that happened this week. Not even close. Not even close to the craziest shit that happened. Do you guys have any other takes on this, Azalea Banks? Cat cooking incident.

Zero. I'm ready to move on to Army Hammer when you guys are. And it's cannibalism. It is, you know, I am, it's, you know,

I believe that she has the right to create. what kind of rituals she wants for herself. Technically, it is not even the rituals that I have the problem with. It's that, why are you showing all of it on Instagram? Because it is just, it's the way to stir up a bunch of shit when personally I do believe in rituals

and things like that in my life, but I see it as a very personal thing that I do that has nothing to do with anyone. And also, I do it for a lot of positive reasons rather than negative reasons. And I do believe, honestly, it wasn't even the sacrificing of the chickens years ago when everyone's like,

she's been sacrificing chickens in the closet. Like, that's not, like, I'm not upset with that. You know, that is part of what she's doing, part of her culture, it's in her own fucking house. But why show it? Why do, like, put out, So for those of you guys that don't know, she, on Instagram, dug up her dead cat that was in a bag and then put the cat into a pot of boiling water because she was trying to, what seems like, create the, like get the cat ready for taxidermy. She wanted to, because it's her, like the cat was her favorite and she is going to have it stuffed.

And you're familiar with the process of stuffing an animal, jacksadermy. I am familiar with the process of stuffing. I will say I didn't have, when I took my taxidermy class, I didn't have to boil the rats that I was doing the taxidermy on. I didn't, like I don't know exactly what she was doing, but she claims that it was so that she could prepare. You know how you have to boil it. It's like a bagel, how you have to boil the bagels before you bake them, you know. And you do have to boil bones and you do have to prepare bones if you are using them to put up in your house. and things like that.

I understand that. But it was just such, it's done in such a like, fuck you, bitches, look an odd deal with my fucking cat. And it's that kind of attitude. It's like, do we need this right now? Do we need it right now? Just so much is going on. Yeah, this week in particular.

Like this year, you know, it's a new year. But, you know, this time, yes, this week in particular when everyone is just absolutely out of their damn minds with like fear and you know to boil a cat it's almost it's almost the only thing she could do you know it's like the only new story that even makes sense this week and and she's always been an incredibly nasty person on Twitter she's such a

a fine person she'll be like doing fancy like you know hob not even fancy fashionistas and stuff and then on like Twitter just say like insanely immature disgusting stuff the see is so brutally she is a she is a I feel she has to me personally a disgusting spirit. Yes. I don't enjoy. I appreciate her right to say whatever

she wants to say and do whatever she wants to do, but I don't personally enjoy her existence. Case in point. Sia wrote a tweet. It wasn't that terrible. It was just literally like, in celebrity them. Don't, you know, why do you have to like kill animals to achieve your personal gains?

Like, why not spread like life and love into the world? And then she responded with this like insanely over the top. Horrible. Take down on her about like how ugly she is and all this shit that just such an immature idiot would say when being called out. Like in no way responded to what Sia had a problem with and just literally just turned to like really shitty, nasty insults about her physical appearance and stuff. And how bad she thinks her music is, even though again, I don't understand why Azealia Banks is even in the conversation anymore. the one song that was referenced in that article was 212, which is the song that she got popular off of,

and that was at the very beginning of her career, and that was a decade ago, and I have not seen her do jack shit since. So the only thing she does now in celebrity culture is cause annoying problems like this and discuss people and says terrible things to get her back on the map, and so I just hate this person, and I even enjoy, I even really like that song when it dropped,

and then I just watched her like, do nothing that even came close to it ever since, and then also just capitalized on absolutely nastiness. So, you know, maybe she is, though, the physical embodiment of just the general horrors of the world. Do you wonder if that's the case? That maybe she's like a Cohen Brothers monster. You know what I mean?

Generated for us to always have a common enemy? I'm not sure. I guess so. It's just, I guess it's really what it is. It's like, it's not even like, I don't like the cat thing. I will say that. But it's not even the cat thing that is making me.

I feel like we've never talked about her on the show. And it just, this gives at least, it's like, I just, I can't with this. I just don't understand why she's at all relevant. I mean, I get it because she does shit like that. It makes people very upset. But I will say, now let's talk about kinks. And I don't want a kink shame here. There's another just, what is this week?

This week, guys, you're, we're talking about Army Hammer, and if you haven't heard about what's going on with Army Hammer, I don't know what to tell you, that it is everywhere of the DMs that were leaked about Army Hammer. Now again, alleged his team has not come out yet to speak towards it. So I follow Dumois on Instagram. I'm obsessed with Dumois. Dumois is an anonymous. it's a bit of a lady whistle down, if you will, on Instagram, and in Dumois's Instagram stories, they essentially put together a bunch of blind items

and anyone can write in and discuss what is being talked about. And there are a lot of people on Army Hammer's team that claim that they are aware of what is happening, that unfortunately is 100% true. That is what they are saying. Like, according to other sources that it is true, that they are trying to figure out what to do with him. Like immediately the movie that they just said that J-Lo was going to do with him on Netflix,

he has been pulled from that. He's getting pulled from things left and right. And his people have not said any one word towards it yet. It seems that they are trying to see like, oh, maybe it'll just die down because of, you know, everything else that's happening in this country right now. However, the things that he has been writing seems to, to be fueled by some sort of drug problem

as well as some sort of mental instability that again, I don't think anyone should, you know, the cannibal cop, for instance, they never did anything. You can't arrest someone for thought crime. No. However, he said straight up

in his DMs, I am 100% a cannibal. I want to eat you I own you now I'll own you forever again slave master kinks I can have that consensual BDSM subrelations

hilariously enough The thing that actually pushed me over the edge I was weirdly like oh this seems like it's just fantasy talk And Tilly wrote I've cut the heart out of a living animal before and eaten it while still warm And you know what I believe it Yeah but also you know gain its power

do you do you boo It's just I don't think that's actually okay Yeah no that's not no no it's not Of course it's not of course it's not I know of course it's not okay It's very gay way too If he's actually done that that means like he is on the

I don't think he's actually done it I'm gonna go ahead and say I would assume That this is part of a role playing I but who knows I don't know this person Maybe they have I just know that there's also a lot of chatting online that is fantasy, that is said with the fantasy in a way to create an idea, to create a myth about themselves. I am aware of that is a big part of especially chatting online.

You can be whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. Did he actually do it? We'll probably never know. Yeah. I think that the thing with, right, reading through the, especially because it's all like, as you guys know, celebrity gossip websites are so difficult to read because there's like, 10 million pop-up ads and each each story is interspersed with like five videos and like 25

tweets and all the tweets are just like funny tweets like they're they're like very funny tweets but they're not actually information so it's like I was like you know over here like the meme of the woman doing math trying to figure out exactly like sort out like what of this sounds like consensual BDSM like you know role play and what of this sounds like and what context do we have about who these were sent to to know if it's like if the if the kind of situation in itself could have been abusive one of one of the people was 20 so that's that's not good um reportedly 20 like so that in and of itself is like a big red flag right i feel like there's it's you know as i was reading through it i was like i need to like put right a big old disclaimer like

consensual bdsm fine i guess cannibal role play uh fantasy you know fine anytime you veer from the cannibalism mentions into like any sort of specifics though like even with cannibal cop and like he had the database of like people's addresses and he had like freezer space like once you get into any logistical planning around the cannibalism that's when you have to do a hard stop um and i feel like uh the like i could not sort out like is this is this kind of funny and harmless or is this like abusive and not funny or is it somewhere but like i was it was you know it's somewhere but like i was It is very hard, so difficult to parse the story. It is a head scratcher.

It really, because like I said, I believe in the right to say whatever you want to say. It is, I am scared of it. I will say if someone sent these messages to me, I'd say, no, thank you. Thank you. You look great in a crushed velvet blazer, but I decline and I appreciate your offer. but it is, I am scared of it. Yeah. And also, see, part of this is that I think part of the reason why they're pushing so hard on this is that Armyhammer is currently going through a divorce and these messages happened while he was still in the marriage.

But also Armyhammer is currently trying to get control, like some custody of his children. Don't want these tweets read at the custody battle. Why this stuff is coming out. Yeah. And of course, I think that if you find out. Follow celebrity gossip. Army Hammer's kind of been in everything for a while. He has been, like, people have been kind of shitting on him for a while. I imagine it is part of his ex currently trying to keep him away from their children.

And that takes on a whole other thing. You know, it's like, that's a whole, like, again, you say whatever you want to say, and you be whatever you want to, well, don't do whatever you want to do a lot of times, unfortunately. Not if it's cannibalism. If it's around my kids is a different subject. He said in an interview, too, that kind of really confirms that these are probably legit, these alleged tweets,

that he, like, used to be into being, like, a dom, essentially, but now that he's, like, married. Now that he's married, he's, you know, he's married to, quote, a feminist. That was annoying. Dang it. That annoyed me because of my feminists can, like, BDSM too. A feminist had beaten the shit out of me in the past. Bam, bam, bam.

I'm just like, once more, mother. Bam, bam, bam. This is, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? I've gotten my, ooh, man. That was, that reminded me of, like, when there was, like, people would go on shows and talk about, like, feminists or comedians. And it's just like, all right, now, let's not use, like, an extremely 1990, like, understanding of what a feminist is, Army Hammer.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, also, yeah, it's, it's like, that's not why. you can't be a dom anymore. You just like... Sounds like your wife didn't want that. Yeah, it sounds like you're hiding like a legitimate part of your sexuality

in order to pretend to be like, quote, unquote, or to be like some kind of family man, and then you're just going to do what clearly you've now done if these texts are real, which is like, just do it on the side in secret, which is super unhealthy. And also in that interview, he was like, oh, well, I respect her too much to do that.

So then it's like, okay, were you doing this stuff before? Yeah. And of course, we've all slept with people that we didn't fully respect. But like the idea that... But also you can be there. You, it is not only... It's very easy to be a dumb and still respect someone.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's completely separate. Exactly. If you're saying, oh, I can't do it because I respect her too much, that means you were doing this before with women. Like, if you were actually doing this with women because you didn't respect them, then that wasn't consensual the right way. That's not... I mean, come on, guys. I'm sure the 20-year-old

that he makes call him daddy is totally respected in his he's on the respected people list. I'm sure. That's the part that eke's me too is that it's like that's so grooming. I mean 20 come on. You don't know what the fuck's going on. You got this movie star. Clearly you're under a spell and you have no I don't think at that age you really truly know whether you want to be this like fucking don't I don't know, sub thing. You know what I mean? It just feels a little and maybe you do. I was doing a lot of it. Maybe you do but explore that with like other people. I

think closer to your age than this movie. At least it's not a movie star. Yes. And like, you know, in a marriage. I mean, come on. Like, it's so ridiculous. Many a red flag were like, who respect you? Not in a marriage.

Somebody closer to your age. Not with a huge power differential. Someone you can talk to. Someone you can, like, it should be something that you are able to communicate about freely for you to be able to feel comfortable in the situation. Dom and sub is 100% all about consent. Right.

For me in my life, at least, it is very easy to communicate about what you need and what is expected and what is going to happen so that it is, you should, it's all about respect. Right. It's all about respect. Yes. Didn't the woman post the picture with the bruises on her neck and said, like, this all alleged said that he like did not communicate well with her and then ghosted her afterwards and, you know, after this really like violence. session with him. I mean, I thought I saw that. Unfortunately, I have had way too many

instances that happened because of OKCupid. Sorry to laugh, but I was in a really bad time in my life of doing things that I didn't consent to and things that things would get out of hand. Then I'd be like, oh, well, you know, I was drunk. And it's like that kind of thing.

And now I talk to my therapist at length about it. It's just, it's yucky, and I really, am going to try. Now that, like, it's that respect comment. Yeah.

Now I'm just like, can we just, can we get rid of him? Yeah. That's the red flag. Right. If he said, that's the scary part. Right. He could,

and if he was not, the thing that makes me believe he's probably a huge piece of shit is that if he wasn't a piece of shit, he could have, yeah, like gotten out ahead of this in that interview by being like,

oh yeah, I like consensual kink or whatever, because he was obviously being very open and candid. Like, he could have spoken about it in a way that didn't indicate, no, my kink is that I actually do disrespect women, or like my thing is that I actually do disrespect women, and that's what turns me on.

And now I can't, like, do that with my wife because I'm supposed to respect her. It's like a massive, like, asshole alert, if not something, if not an alert to something much bigger going on, which is why I think ultimately, even though the story is in many ways hilarious, is the conclusion is that he is not a good person. And he is 100% a cannibal. See, aren't you guys glad that we opened with 10 solid minutes of just the Duke's load before we got into all this? See, we had to talk about the Duke's load. We had to talk about because Bridgerton is one of the few things in my life that is 100% making me happy.

Because you know what's not making me happy? This video that Holden McNeely sent us about Kim Cotrol. That's not making you happy. It's making me happy. It's making me happy. It's sparked so much the only thing making me happy right now. So much joy in my life that I want to say I saw that video like maybe five, six, seven years ago. And it has stuck with me ever since.

It is a 45 second long video. I found it when I was surfing through the top of all time of Reddit cringe and R. cringe. I think since then the subreddit has changed drastically. So I'm not necessarily directing you there. But back in the day, it was the best. It was a gold mine of stuff like this. So this all came up because should we start with just the whole rift between Sarah Jessica Parker?

I don't know. I'm starting to, guys, I'm starting to feel like maybe I'm on SJP's side a little bit. Is that fucked up? I'm a Samantha, but I think that I am also on SJP's side. Yeah, it is so, if y'all did it know, Sex and the City is coming back. They have rebooted it for HBO Max. And if you guys remember, Kim Ketral and Sarah Jessica Parker hate each other. And it says Sarah Jessica Parker has come out publicly.

trying to make things better, Kim Cottrell refuses to meet her halfway. Something happened between them. Something happened that we don't know about, obviously. I don't know what it is. Maybe Kim Contral just can't stand the fact that SJP is constantly trying to be on the outside America's darling.

I don't know if it has to, because there was all this shit, I believe it was last year or maybe the year, oh God, who knows anymore, that Kim Cottrell's brother I believe was dying and Sarah Jessica Parker came out and gave her eternal love and support. And her twit back was, I don't need your love or support at this tragic time at Sarah Jessica Parker. It was intense.

She was like, you can fuck all the way off. You're not in my family. You're not my friend. It was like, and in the, and admittedly right, Kim Contraal was going through like a very intense personal crisis. but it was, she was, it raged that SJP tried to extend her condolences. So you know something happened.

I'm not, I'm not on Team SJP in the set, like, who knows who was like what at work, collaborative relationships can go south real hard, you know, so that, I was kind of like,

well, in the world of sex in the city, I like Samantha much more, so I'm perhaps, I'm on that team. But as things have kind of continued, it does seem to that... I mean, I kind of admire Kim Contrell's just like,

fuck, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. I'm not interested. Like, since 2018, she's being like, I'm not interested in a third movie. I'm not interested. Like, leave me out of this. And I kind of got to admire it. It does seem like Sarah Jessica Parker

is trying to be, you know, kind and nice in public. Although, that's exactly what Kim Kutrell accused her of, maintaining her nice girl persona. Yes. Yes. But speaking of nice girl persona,

I guess that doesn't include Kim Cottrell doing improvisational jazz with her husband. And we must, Mary, can you please play the audio so everyone can hear

the improvisational jazz that Kim Cottrell makes with her husband? Yeah, Yama kippee-bo, said a refekebo, in dog Latin, he quotes. U.J. Safer, seret. Bit all the he-dogs and winked at all the she-dogs.

The town never knew such a hollabaloo as that little dog raised till the end of that day. So, okay, let's, we can break this down a little bit. Okay, so it goes something, it goes, um, Yamika-ye-bo, said a rabbi-k-bo, both in dog Latin, he quotes, U-J, so-sau-sher-ray. I don't know what that means. This is a jazz interpretation of the poem The Little Dogs Day. The real line is

Jam Incipio Cedo Cedaray Fasebo in dog Latin He quotes Eugene Sofos Hooray. Okay? So it's a bit of... I don't know what you're saying.

This is what this is saying to here. The visual you need is that they're standing in their living room and the husband is playing the upright base and she's not only saying what you just heard but also kind of like grooving and snapping. She's swaying. She's swaying. It is very crucial.

It is, I will say, Molly said it best when Holden sent us this because I included the stuff about Samantha and Kim Control and Holden said does this and it did. It put such a huge smile on my face. I'm like, what is she? My stress melted away. It's an opposite way of Azalea Banks. It couldn't be any more opposite from Azalea Banks. I think it is just like, what is happening here?

What does she say? The heat dogs and the sea dogs. knowed all the he dogs and winked it all the she dogs and every now and again when i'm randomly like when i'm randomly doing a task every now and again in my life now since i saw that video years ago that line will pop into my head and i'll just chuckle to myself is it so like it reminds me just that kind of thing that you just you're in the moment and you think what you're doing so interesting and unique because everyone treats you like you're really interesting and then you put it out there and it's so embarrassing and like i don't know if she's embarrassed by it but i get it's one of those videos where i get it's where i get it's embarrassed for her in his classic cringe because you really do feel like god damn that's so embarrassing and i used to do something like that in high school again as a high schooler but also as a joke i called a performance art my buddy played upright based and i would like move around the room and say all these dumb things and to make my friends laugh and she's like actually seriously doing it thinking it's like a really cool thing to do could you give us like uh can you give us like a bit of you know like

kind of what she did a little bit, but like to make you laugh. But to make you laugh. But not, but being self-aware that what I'm doing is ridiculous. And this is post-sex in the city. This is not,

she's not like 20. This is not that much of a deep cut. This is, she is famous actress Kim Cottrell after sex in the city. She is an adult. On like prime, on one of those shows like prime time

or, you know, what was the other one? I mean, there's 60 minutes, so that was a little more serious. of those dumb 10 p.m. Celebrity interview shows. And it's just to show us how interesting and unique

her home life is with her husband, they performed a little, I guess it's free-form jazz, I guess you'd call that. I'm not really sure. I would watch her do it for two hours straight, just to see what would come out of her mouth. That one part is just like,

Sims, right? She yells it. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? But you know what I don't know if I would watch for two hours straight is the reboot of sex in the city. And I am a loyalist. I don't know. I don't know, Molly.

So the reboot is called And Just Like That. And it will be on HBO Max. And just like that, they were older and they have to deal with their problems. I don't know if I want to see them more successful. You know what I mean? Like I feel like it loses what sex in the city. city is for me. And even though, like, obviously, I could never identify with sex in the city because I've never been rich. And that was the opposite of my experience while living in New York

City. I never wore crazy shoes. I never went to fancy parties. Most of it was me hammered on bottom shelf gin trying not to get groped in a bar bathroom. That is most of what my New York experience was. Oh, apparently in episode three, they stormed the Capitol building to steal AOC's shoes. See, that makes sense. Are they going to put on their buffalo hat? So they're going to steal some pedestals? You know, I get it. The problem is, you know, so I'm a total loyalist. I watch, I have this inexplicable behavior where I have to watch Sex in the City, the movie won every New Year's. And so I watched it recently. It's fresh on my mind. And, you know, I was trying to explain to Gideon why I care so much about this franchise because I think it's a little bit baffling to people who didn't like have that as part of their early, you know, development, cultural development. Yes. Because yeah, it's like all these rich, white, straight, cis women, it's like very much a product of us time.

It has these major, major limits. It had a total, it was just absolutely clueless when it came to class, especially. there is like episodes that should 100% be pulled from the air forever that are still airing in certification like transphobic shit like so it comes with all these caveats right but like I feel like for people our age especially like that and from like I was in a show with all women and I would have men like an improv show with all women and I would have men come up to me afterwards and be like until sex in the city I literally never knew that women talked to each other like this. It was for our time, like for our generation, it was the first time, like, outside of love line, even that was two fucking dudes. It was the first time I could see that women talked about sex the way I always wanted to. Exactly. That is how it affected me and how it changed me as a person. Again, watching it now, there's a lot of yikes in there.

but for 1998, that was groundbreaking. For 1996, you know, it's like it started 1996. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm looking at Loveline right now. I think that it started in 1998. But like that was a, like that was something that opened up my eyes in a way that I never knew that I was allowed to, allowed to think like that. Yes. Because I also grew up in a house where sex was not discussed. It was not okay.

it is shameful to like your body, but we won't get into that right now. Maybe that explains my OKCupid problems, but that's fine. But yeah, like it was, it was like, and it's so, and when I was trying to explain it to Gideon, I almost felt it was almost like embarrassing to even explain, but I was like, if you were like growing up as a girl at this time and you saw this, you did not know that you had never, it's not that you didn't know, because you had had, you know, you had probably had conversations like this with your girlfriends. For men, I think it was like, wow, I didn't know. But for people growing up like girls at that time, it was like, it was like, I have never

seen this before in media, in pop culture. Like, I had never seen women talk to each other. It's the whole Bechdel test thing, right? Every movie doesn't have women talking to each other. Women are only tools for men. And that has changed a lot now. So I think that if an 18-year-old watch Sex and City now, they would be like, I don't need this. Like, because it has changed so much and it is now not like stunning to see four women talk to each other. But it was stunning to see four women talk to each other then, especially about sex, especially in a very like open and, you know, it was just, it felt so, yeah, like, like groundbreaking,

barrier breaking. And also it centered like women over relationships, you know, Samantha, it's like, she chooses herself over relationships. I had never seen another, like, famously pop culture, character like that that cared about herself more than she cared about being in a relationship. There just wasn't that, that just wasn't going on in the late 90s and early 2000s, which is why that franchise is so important to me and why I don't think we need a reboot now. If anything, do one where it's like the way that Cobra Cic, maybe don't have all of the

older characters come in, but maybe do, but the way that Cobra Chi is like, what if we do is just a totally different vision of this where there is... In the world of it. It's the world, but instead of Ralph Machio, we have Miguel, instead of... Right, right?

Like, do one where it's four best friends, but it's not all straight, it's not all cis, it's not all white, but it's still really fucking, you know, interesting and funny and does the same kind of, has the same kind of tone and style. Like, I just don't think...

I don't want to know what Charlotte is up to right now, you know? See, that's why I loved what they did, which I don't know if we ever talked about this, Molly. Did you ever watch the Carrie Diaries? Yeah, I guess that's what this was, right? I love the Carrie Diaries. So Holden, this is when they, it was like them becoming friends.

It was like them as, oh, yeah, I remember when that came out. I loved it. And it was only two seasons. I really enjoyed it. I was like, that's the reboot. Right. Yeah, that was a good idea. And then, yeah, we'll see.

Who knows? It has a little bit of a frank. Miller's Dark Night Returns vibe to it. They're older, they're grittier. You know what I mean? Ooh, yeah. They're violent now? Yeah, maybe they're a little violent.

Maybe they're going to solve crimes in the city or something like that. Maybe it's crime in the city. Oh, crime in the city. I really wanted Cynthia Nixon to be governor of New York, first and foremost because she has very, very good politics. But also, I thought it would have been so cool to have a governor for whom you have all these, like, sex scenes, like naked fucking scenes. I thought that would be really really.

nice, like, to be like, yeah, you can, like, be naked and have sex on camera and still be a really, like, good governor. I would love to break that barrier, but... Well, it didn't happen. Not yet. That's not true. No sex. I want all the politicians to have never touched anyone else before. All right, it's time. It's time for some share. Do you believe in? The fact that Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra's son? This is my favorite one, of course. Sorry, I'm not supposed to answer yet. This is a fun one, right? We're not going to spend too much time in the dirty detail,

the dark undertones of this story, but I think the part of it where he might be old blue-eyes-sun is kind of fun. Ronan Farrow was originally believed to be the product of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen. However, Ronan bears such a striking resemblance to Pharaoh's ex. One, Frank Sinatra, so much so that people believe him to be the true father. Jackie, you've seen this side-by-sides, right? If you're listening at home. There's no question.

There's no way. There's no way that that beautiful man came from Woody Allen. And that is really the biggest piece of evidence. In the evidence section, I have written, Ronan and Mia have in the years since become estranged from Woody Allen for reasons we don't need to get into here.

Look it up, people. I wrote in all caps. He went off on Alan in a Twitter tirade in a lead up to Father's Day back in 2012 covers, Ronan calls it brother-in-law's day. Look it up! What happened? He calls a brother-in-law's day, which I do think is very funny.

In the same thread, someone asked him if he was Sinatra's father. He replied, quote, listen, we're all possibly Frank Sinatra's son, which opened the wound back up of this theory. Apparently, Pharaoh back in 2006, in an interview hinted that it could possibly be true, and later said that she and Sinatra, quote, never broke up. Even Woody Allen himself insinuated this might be true in an editorial. back in 2014 for the New York Times. But that was probably just to try and focus on her possible misseasons in the past

instead of the things that he was sort of screamed at about. Look it up, everybody. Look it up. But either way, here's the evidence against a biographer for Sinatra said at the time of Ronan's conception, Sinatra had undergone gone severe abdominal surgery, including the removal of 12 feet of intestines and had to wear a colostomy bag. And on top of that, at that time,

time he was apparently impotent is the is the old evidence against uh ronan has been asked several times in interviews whether or not he has snotra son and he generally denies it i guess but it seems like he always kind of just like sidesteps the question at the same time which is fun so i'm gonna just pull it up right now ron and farrow frank snatra this is the funniest absolute funniest shit if you haven't ever looked at what ron and farro looks like it's there is no need for any evidence because if you look at and Pharaoh, he looks exactly like Frank Sinatra. It's not even, I apologize for saying that he's too hot to be Woody Allen's son. But he looks nothing.

He looks just like Frank Sinatra, is really the thing. I mean, there is just no question. And also, yeah, he is very hot like Frank Sinatra, like, and not at all. And the exact way that Frank Sinatra is. And it's so funny that Woody Allen would be the other option to. Yes. You know what I mean? You would never.

Like, never. No one who has done the little genetic square in seventh grade, you know, biology would look at a picture of Woody Allen. I mean, of course, kids don't always look like their parents. But then when you see, oh, you look exactly like this man who could be your father, it's just 100% his father. And I think it's great, right, because of everything that happened with Woody Allen. And the idea that there is this guy now who's like a journalist who's like, you know,

very good, like, you know, a journalist in terms of, like, investigating allegations of, like, powerful people who, you know, abuse their power in terms of sexual assault and misconduct. And then he just is like this fucking banger reincarnation of Frank Sinatra. It's so perfect. It's, it always makes me smile because it's, it's like a harmless, I mean, Woody Allen has to harm,

but I don't really care about that. It's, like, a harmless conspiracy theory, but also not a conspiracy theory because it's so demonstrably true. So I'm going to go with. Molly believes. Jackie. Never believed anything more in my life. It's my religion.

I'm going to say that Mia Farrow's son looks more like you, Molly, than Woody Allen. So I'm going to go with, I'm going to actually agree with you on that. Jackie, what are you doing? Especially this quote from Woody Allen, in my opinion, he's my child. I think he is, but I wouldn't bet my life on it. I paid for child support for him for his whole childhood. And I don't think that's very fair if he's not mine. Fuck you, Woody.

and fuck you for a hundred million reasons, but fuck you especially, and yes, of course, it's true. All right. Look at how, look at his, how beautiful his blue eyes are. Look at him.

I mean, I know that Mia O'Hara also has beautiful eyes. Any picture of Frank Sinatra, and I don't know whether we've ever investigated Frank Sinatra in terms of his own behavior, but I have nothing but positive regard for Frank Sinatra. And so it also makes me feel good to be like, you're Frank Sinatra's son,

not that other guy's son. this extremely handsome talented singer's son. And so everything about this story makes me feel good. And I hope it makes him feel good too, because wouldn't you rather be Frank Sinatra's son? Sure, I guess. I mean, Frank Sinatra's not exactly clean as a whistle either in terms of, I'm going to say, trapping young women maybe,

and allegedly, I'm going to just assume he did in a room and sort of played circus games with them, maybe sort of when they were in a state. I'm making it up as I go along, but I just doesn't sound. I don't actually know. I guess we should assume that every man from the past is probably bad. But I just, I don't, I don't know of anything specific with him.

With as much power as Sinatra had. I mean, it wasn't necessarily, didn't necessarily have a rap of being like a sweetheart guy. Uh-huh. All right. So I, I'll step back on my unmitigated enthusiasm for fake Sinatra. That's mostly the old cap dancer. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay.

He's just a talented, you know, I like an old, you know, four-year-old. and 50s song and dance man. I could be totally wrong about him being like a terrible person. Apparently he had a very bad anger issue. Yeah. Okay. He had a cruel streak

in his personality he is referred to as. I know that he definitely had organized crime links and that was a big issue. But it seems more than anything. I don't think, I mean, you know, he didn't marry his daughter. Yeah. So that is for sure. He definitely wasn't, I don't think, seems,

I don't think he would. molesting any of his own children. So I think that gives him a step up. So I will throw that out there. I think it's better. It's better to have him as a father. But who knows? Who fucking knows guys.

You're right. You're right. We don't know. But right. In terms of what we know, I do think if you have to choose between those two men, you're going to choose Frank Sinatra. If someone were to say, do you want to take a bet $10 that he trapped a woman in a room once in his life? I'm going to have to go with them.

I'm going to take that. I'm going to take that. That's honest. I get it. I get it. You know, any way that we can make that money, you know, take that, take that bet. But right now, we're too busy because it's time for the list. Oh!

Who's on the list? Jackie, got to have that list. Scenes, actors wish they'd never filmed. I couldn't remember if we've done this one before because I seemed to remember. remember this Sharon Stone tidbit. Do you remember the Sharon Stone one, yeah. That in basic instinct, it was the, which basic instincts, yes. I love basic instinct.

But it was the leg cross heard round the world, and Stone says she was tricked into it. My director said, can you hand me your underpants because you shouldn't have underpants on? But we won't see anything. I said, sure, I didn't know this moment would change my life. Because it was definitely something that she was not aware was going to be shown. Now, that is a very scary one. I think hopefully things have changed between now and then. There's also, you know what, Martin Sheen, which I'll take it.

In a seed in Apocalypse now, where a drunk Captain Willard, I'll take it, yeah. looking at the picture of him in Apocalypse now and he's very attractive. Oh, you would allow him to duke you, is what you're saying. I would take it. In Apocalypse now, yes, I would take it. Where drunk Captain Willard trashes his hotel room, Sheen was

actually plastered. He couldn't believe the bloody mess the next day and confessed to Francis Ford Coppola that he refuses to rewatch the scene. Very scary, but this, let's be real. The reason why I chose this was because of the tale

Taylor Lautner. Tidbit from Twilight Saga, New Moon. Look, he's a werewolf. And when werewolves transform, shirts rip open. So there's your motivation. Still, what did Taylor Lautner say? I don't want to become known as just a body. Me too.

If I had to choose, I would never have taken my shirt off again in a movie. And I guess that's not very realistic. But don't worry, Taylor Lautner. I don't think you're getting many opportunities. I don't think you're getting many opportunities to say yes or no to anything because I don't think that it was the muscles keeping him from being in other movies. I haven't seen New Moon yet, but I have heard tale that he might not be the best actor in the world. But we will be watching New Moon together fairly soon.

Check it out on our page 7 Patreon because we are coming to a close of New Moon. fairly soon, and we will be watching it together. I'm very excited. Molly, their clothes burst off of their bodies when they become a werewolf. I guess I'll take that. Right. Are you scared of it? I am not turned on by the Twilight series, but maybe that's because I haven't listened to it in your voice yet. I understand, but now I am completely, completely, obsessed with it. I don't know if you can tell besides the fact that I talk about it constantly. Now, this was interesting to me immediately want to try and find it.

There is a movie called Don's Plum. What the fuck is this, dude? With Leonardo DiCaprio and Toby McGuire. What? Now, Leonardo DiCaprio and Toby McWire sued to make sure you never see Don's Plum. What? largely because of improvised scenes like the one where DeCaprio wears false teeth and licks his own boogers. It is banned in the U.S. and Canada.

What? I would have watched that movie when I was in high school just so quickly. I loved both. Those were like my top two. And in 1998, which was, oh, oh, because they are in as rough as it is, you know, Toby McGuire, Kevin Connolly, David Blaine, and Leonardo DiCaprio, all in what they refer to as the Pussy Posse. And the Pussy Posse is now not so much anymore,

but back at the time, that's part of the reason why they were such close friends. It assumed, I'm assuming, is because of this experience they went through together. I don't know what happens in the movie. I don't know. And now, even as I'm talking about it right now, I'm trying to find stuff. I got you. I got you. So also Ginny Lewis is in the movie. and Blake's in it of Riloh Kylie from Riloh Kylie,

Jan Lewis's band, did the soundtrack for the film. Don's plum is centered around a friend group of young 20-year-olds who met at a restaurant called Don's Plum every Saturday night. The four male friends usually each bring a girl with them to all hang out. Drama ensues, including verbal and physical altercations, between the friends and other members of the restaurant. There's very little concrete plot with more of a friends hanging out movie. So kind of what you said,

you don't know what the movie's about. The movie apparently seems to be about nothing. But also, apparently, DeCaprio plays rude standoffish Derek, whose standout lines are, do you girls masturbate at all? And I'll fucking throw a bottle at your face, you goddamn whore.

Yikes. Very much a yikes. I don't know why I was over here thinking I could universally love Frank Sinatra and we can't even trust basic instinct. And then there's this. You know, everything's shit. And it was all ad-libbed.

So I imagine that they were all just sitting in rooms like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's make that. We're making, because it seems like, so they did it in black and white, seems like a bit of like they were trying to do like an art house type. Yeah. No. Movie. I don't want it.

Also, the character or the guy who directed is R.D. Robb. He played the little kid named Schwartz in a Christmas story. Oh, Schwartz. Yes. Oh. Oh. How weird is all of this? The one who makes the kid put his tongue on the pole.

Yeah. Yes. So there's that. You know what? They wish they hadn't done that. And now I'm so interested. I want, of course, to find it. There must be at least some way to find it.

I don't know how to do those kind of things on the internet. But if you're curious, it's called Don's Plum. Now, I'm going to end us on this last one with Kurt Russell and hateful eight. So if you've seen Ateful Eight, which I really enjoyed, Kurt Russell was totally in character when he grabbed a guitar from Jennifer Jason Lee and smashed it to bits. No one told him it was an antique Martin from the 1860s worth 40 grand. Lee had fallen in love with the instrument and was heartbroken. Russell nearly cried himself.

Can you imagine? Not being told. And then like you're just in the scene. you're like, oh, this is going to be great thinking. It's a prop. I appreciate, it actually makes me like both Kurt Russell and Jennifer Jason Lee even more

the fact that they were so struckin by what happened. You know what I mean? I just want to say all I had to do is Google watched Don's Plum and it seems the entire one hour and 48 movie is on YouTube. Done. All right. Well, I guess we'll watch it.

All right, let's end early. Oh, there is a lot of kissing. Something tells me it's not going to give me the loins that I had through Bridgerton. But you know what? I'll watch it. Wait, hold on saying, actually, I can't see the movie anymore. Maybe something happened to YouTube or, oh my God, I think I'm going. Blind.

Items. Oh, we can't see them. We can't. Oh, we can't see. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes, the blind items have arrived.

Now, there's, there's, there more than one occultist hanging out around the town these days. Okay, this is another blind item about a famous person being a part of the occult. The B-list singer with an A-list sibling, and that A-list sibling is also a big deal singer, big, big, big-deal singer, has turned her attention to hooking up with men and practicing rituals on them to see if her occult game is up to par. It isn't like she is trying to hide it. She has no shortage of takers. B-list singer

I mean she's I would almost say borderline like A-list though Like B-plus list singer And then but it's just like her sister is like Even way crazier So that's what almost means Who has Jessica Simpson

Britney Spears? Is it Salonge? Yes, it's Salonge Whoa Salonge and the A-list singer is A-list sibling is Beyonce of course I was gonna say But Beyonce's not borderline A-list

No no no I think Solange is like... Borderline. I feel like the only thing that makes Salonj. B list in this situation is just because of how ridiculously A list her sister.

It's like she's A minus list. Beyonce's like A plus plus list. She should be up in the... Got it. Yeah, yeah, because I think she's like, you know, she's a pretty huge deal. But either way, she's posted about it on the instant. Apparently she is a child of Yamaya, which one publication

claims is a demon C witch that she worships. However... Oh, sick. And in comments, in the comments I looked at, one user said Google claims different that Yamaya was a river goddess of the Yoruba in Nigeria which went with her people when they were hoarded onto slave ships and therefore became

their goddess of the ocean. So it might be a little racist to say it's some kind of an ocean demon, but still that is, she does worship Yamaya. It's definitely racist to say it like that, but I think it's sick of shit. But it's more like she worships a goddess of the ocean and I think that's kind of interesting. So it is still a little, you know, fascinating. I wonder if that's true, though, that she practices on these many steeds, let's call them.

Ooh, I mean, again, I'll watch it. I will, as long as it is consensual, I agree with it. As long as there's a safe word. Yes, yes. All right, there you go. Moving right along, this ceiless celebrity makes plenty of money through her marriage to her actor husband. What she hates about losing endorsement deals are the ones that give her more airtime or photo spreads or thirst fulfillers. That's all she's sad about.

But she's definitely losing a lot of endorsement deals right now because of the certain hilarious, let's say, recent events with her that's helped to get people's minds off of other things, I'd say a little bit. No one doesn't laugh at this recent news story that we've covered that would cause her to lose a bunch of endorsement deals. It's Azalea Banks? No. She has endorsement deals. Who knows? The type? The seamless celebrity makes plenty of money

through her marriage to her actor husband. What she hates about losing endorsement deals isn't the money. It's the ones that give her... Hilaria Baldwin. Yes. Her partnership is more of a follow-up than like a true blind.

Her partnership with cutie's baby care has ended since the scandal. Not cutie's baby care. This came days after the doll. brand American Girl confirmed they were no longer working with her. That's right. They're all dropping like flies. Imagine the meeting at cuties at American Girl when they're like, okay, do we here at American Girl doll really want to be represented by someone who fakes being Spanish? No, we have to make the call. How you say, you're fired.

I hope that's how they did it. I hope that's how they did it. So funny. I just love you love to see it. You do love to see that. Because they're so rich, they're going to be extremely fine regardless. It doesn't. They're so fine. I totally get.

But when you're that rich, money all of a sudden just kind of means nothing. And all you have is your rep at that. And when you lose your rep, that's like the only thing you care about that. But you have enough money to not care about survival or security. So especially if you're like this fancy wife of this big deal actor that's like doing all these endorsement deals and stuff.

I mean, it's like, you know, one step behind, what's her name, Lori Loughlin or whatever, and going to jail or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In terms of tarnishing your, like, all she has are her, like, luncheons and stuff, you know what I mean? And now she can't do that stuff without being like that. She can't even have her luncheons anymore.

Oh. No, they whisper laugh at her when she enters the room. No, they go, uh-huh, la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. How you say it's mean. It's insane. How you say. Either way.

Feelings get hurt at all languages. And last, but definitely not least, on the blinds, if you thought things were bad during filming, the finished product is even worse.

The producers of this film starring that foreign-born, illiterate singer, are glad it won't have a full box office release because it will be a huge flop. They are hoping streaming

will disguise some of the horror the box office numbers would have had. I will say it is a live-action remake. It is definitely something we've talked about in the past being spoken of as not being very good based on the dailies from the set. It would normally be this like massive blockbuster.

Now it's just being kind of slid out quietly. A literate singer. So first letters are the same. She is foreign. She's actually foreign. Like not in the sense of like the deceptive Canadian foreign. She's like actually, you know what I mean? Deceptive Canadian.

Like Robert Pattinson. Well, sometimes you go foreign and it's like, yeah, I mean, okay, Canada, I guess, but like you don't look at them as foreign. You know what I mean? So, illiterate. Singer.

And big singer, and you said it's a Netflix thing? No, I said it's a live action adaptation. It is not a Netflix thing. Oh, live action. It'll be on one of those other streaming services, specifically that relates to, hmm, how else do I get this? across. It is a live action adaptation of a giant animated film.

It's definitely not on Netflix. Think about other streaming services. Mulan? Similar. Is it, is it Lion Gang? No. Milan already came out. Yeah. Oh, so this is a, oh, there's another movie that's coming out in the future. So it's on Disney Plus. Yeah. Who the fuck are you talking about? We have talked about this on the show, I believe, before, as being a potentially very bad product. Now it's kind of... Well, hit us with more about the... singer. Is it the Little Mermaid? Oh, and there's going to be the crab. She's in a fake relationship with a boy, is what the blinds all say. She's got a good relationship with Taylor Swift. She is... Carly Klaus? No. That's not a little bit. We've talked about the, we just, was it the Little Mermaid?

Not the Little Mermaid, incredibly similar. Didn't you just sing fucking under the sea recently? What else were we talking about? No, no, we talked about this specific movie with this specific act. being not good in it. Lindsay Lohan? No, she's not. God, why would she be at a Disney live action re- She wanted to be the Little Mermaid. She wanted...

That's what we're talking about. Okay, thank you. No, no, no. Not a little Ramee. Think of all the other Disney properties that haven't come out with the live action yet that would be, and it's known to have been in the works.

I kind of feel like I'm in a stress stream right now. I feel like I've given you guys every possible clue. She opened for Taylor Swift. I saw her live. She opened for Taylor Swift. I loved her performance. She, uh,

it's so, I can't believe I said that. You still don't know the name of this singer. She's in a fake relationship with a boy. They had an almost kiss during an award show. Uh, I can't believe I just said that sentence. And you guys still have no idea who the fuck I'm talking about you.

Well, I know Sean Mendez, but what is the bitch? I'm melting. Cabo! Cabell! Yes. Jesus God.

And who, and who, uh, and what movie? You've known this. I have no idea. Oh, my God, with the slipper. Oh, Cinderella.

Cinderella? Holden, do you realize how much entertainment should I read? When did we talk about this? Yeah, we did not talk about this. A year ago, before the quarantine? How am I supposed to remember these things? But they were filming.

How am I supposed to remember these things? You should have said that. We can't remember anything before quarantine. No. Word in the street, though, she was like not good back when they were filming. and now apparently they're just releasing this thing, February 5th, no theatrical release. There are other movies that are being like held to be a big theatrical release, but this one, they're just like, yeah, yeah, we're just putting out February 5th.

Apparently it's not very good. Oh, that's sad. I like community of course it's not going to be good. Of course it's not going to be good. She's so beautiful. She is. You know, she's a great singer. You just can't all make the jump, and that's okay.

I'm like sweating right now. Not everybody can make the jump. We can't all be. I think I found a new stress stream and it's me just like giving you guys hint after hint while you both look at me like essentially like you're ruining the show right now I'm like I don't know what else to say I mean totally you didn't ruin the show but you did fail us I wouldn't have guessed her it would have taken me forever to guess Camila about I'm embarrassed you know she's not she's not like it's so funny she was so all over the

place when her like album dropped and and then with her stuff with Sean Mendez and I will say lately she's been pretty off the map so I could get why she's not just in your brain space. I have not thought about her in quite some time. I will say that. But I do love her. Yeah, I love that album. And now immediately I just,

Camilla Cabo just, I guess there was some hot picture of her and Sean Mendez in a hot tub. Every blind item ever written is just, they are in a fake relationship. Like I have to wade through, they are in a fake relationship and the fish fucking to like find new stuff.

Like those two... They're definitely in a fake relationship. But again, I'll watch it. I'll watch whatever they want to do with their fake relationship. Sean Menda's not my type. Not really even... I'm not even really too into his music. But, you know, we all have to make sacrifices.

And sometimes we got to watch... We got to watch them have sex. And maybe that's the Bridgeton talking. Or maybe it's not. Maybe thought about that. All I can see you. All I know is that, you know, what we do know is that Ron Farrell is Frank Sinatra's son

And that is a Garen That is a page 7 Garen fucking tea A hundred percent Thank you guys so much I mean you can see again right hold in I can see with me eyes All of your lies

No matter how much you wear that disguise Jackie you're a liar I cannot trust you as far as I can throw you Back to you That is like not fucking true That is not true At all but one thing another thing that is definitely true

is that Tom Cruise has sex with fish and we don't want you to forget it he's only 5-7 I forget he's so short Tom Cruise I will say I think this is the first week maybe last week was the first week but sadly no new fish fucking stories

I will definitely definitely always read them as they come in to the blind items. Thank you we appreciate that and we appreciate you for checking out page 7 today it's been all over the place. I hope you hung on for the run. This was a bit of a bit of a horse that you've saddled. I think there were definitely points people could turn on and be like, did I just actually

put on the last podcast on the left? I thought I put on the fun celebrity gossip story. They're talking about cat boilings and cannibalism. What's happening? We don't know. And we didn't even get to my favorite story, but you're going to have to listen next week if you want to hear about how we feel about the hybrid that is Crocs and Healy's. But that's not, we don't have time for that today. You're going to have to wait till next week. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm.

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And we'll say I was recording page 7. Talking about Azalea Banks, an army hammer and a cannibal. You got to be super mean with this shit. I love y'all. We'll talk to you next week. Bye, everybody. Bye. This show is made possible by listeners like you.

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