Page 7 - Ep. 426: A 14 Minute Long Filmic Experience

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

This week Holden serenades us while Jackie and MJ are trapped in Taylor Swift Maximum Security Prison as we're gossin' 'bout the T. Swift re-releases, Adele's week being TAKEN AWAY FROM HER, the Twilight Zone feeling of the soon to be double Taylor Lautner fam, the INFAMOUS scarf from Red and Dionne Warwick's quest for truth, Chrissy Teigen's tone deaf Squid Game Party (she's also canceled, in case you didn't know) and John Legend turning into a tentacle monster of RAGE, the movie Spencer and it's baffling KFC tie in, the Heinz Gravy 'Floa-lloonicle' debuting this year, the juxtaposition of Holden buying family matching PJs while hating anything cutesy and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Katie Holmes lie about running the NYC marathon!? Not to mention a spoiler filled LIST, blinds and shout outs!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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This is not an advertisement. You must listen to it to say that you are a listener of the show. Something about it felt like home somehow and I left my scarf there at your sister's house. You still got it. He's going to do the whole time. 10 minutes. Even now, oh, your sweet disposition.

And my wide-eyed gaze, we're singing in the car, getting lost upstate. Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place, and I can picture it after all these days. And I know it's long gone, and that magic's not here anymore. And I might be okay, but I'm not fine at all.

Wow. Now we are again on that little town street. You almost ran the red Because you were looking over at me Wend at my hair He's a bastard Holden He is a bastard Holden He broke her heart

Too well And I know it's long gone And there was nothing else It's 10 minutes We're not doing you long enough Forget why I'm not doing a 10 minute version To There we are a king

No you gotta drop in At least he knows how to sing I always forget Holden's like a gifted singer in the refrigerator lie down the stairs I was there. Literally at a pass, he remembers it all too well. Yep. He remembers it all too well.

10 minute for 10. We're not doing it, of course. What is Holden screaming about? Is it Taylor Swift? Yes. Welcome to my prison. I love for her. I have been in Taylor Swift prison since Friday with you, Holden.

And Adele Jail. Adele is not a jail. Adela is the kind of. County Jail and Taylor is the federal present? Wow. Yes. Oh my God. Isn't it beautiful?

Isn't it wonderful how she graces us with such beautiful music and in such a delicate way that makes you say maybe we can take the armor off for two seconds, sit in being style on a rug and consider what those people in our past meant to us that broke our hearts and how we rose above it like a phoenix from the ashes, Jackson. They only date for like three months? That's fine. I'd held a candle for people who I literally kissed three times. A whole album, a whole album that not only did you write about him, but then re-released

13 years later, the thing is. And all right, I'm saying it up top. I just don't like your tone right now. I'm just throwing it out there. Coming in hot. Go on. Coming in hot. Don't make me keep singing.

There's a lot more verses here I could do. It just gets key. slightly more intense with each verse. Just a slow build. If you are not a Swifty, we got a clue the non-Swifties into here. The reason why MJ and I have been in Taylor Swift maximum security federal prison is because Taylor Swift has taken back her music from Evil Scooter Braun. Guffa-ha, she's re-recording it.

She is re-releasing it. Go-faha, gufaha, gufaha. It's not bastard Scooter Braun's anymore. However, okay? Very proud of her. I think this is great. I don't understand. I feel like this is such like a I'm not racist but that situation.

I just put a turkey in the oven. And for the 40 minutes it took me to prepare said turkey, I was listening to Evermore. I really like folklore and Evermore. I really, really enjoy those albums. And I listen to them a lot, especially now that it's, you know, autumnal kind of wintry here in L.A.

But when I say wintry, not that at all. I'm sitting here sweating right now. But I don't understand why she wrote. Okay, so All Too Well is one of her famous songs. And in the original release, she was not allowed to release the long 10-minute version of this song that she had originally wanted to. And now she gets the chance. And what did she also do? She also directed a, I don't know, musical montage with a story.

A short film. Yeah, it's called a short film. And it's great. What do you have a problem with that? It is great. It is great. Again, but this album is so old. It's just so old.

And it's a great album. But why is she doing all this stuff for this album when like, make a short film about Evermore? Right? I think she's, she is moving so fast and loose. It's like hard. My head is fucking spinning. She took Adele's thunder. She stole it from her.

This is supposed to be Adele's weekend. It's supposed to be Adel's week. She took it. She did take it. But I will say, I think, you know, first of all, I think what's interesting about the All Too Well short film is all too well has almost changed in hindsight. And in a way, she's taken the original song.

And looking back on it, says, wait a second, I was 20 years old. He was 30 years old. And now that I look back on it, It was kind of a fucking weird, shitty relationship in a way that I didn't even really frame it back then. And so if you watch the short film, and one of my favorite parts is in the middle of the short film, is it's a 14-minute-long short-filmic experience is how I like to refer to it, actually, instead of just short film. It is a 14-minute-long filmic experience, short filmic experiences. If you would refer to it as such, I would appreciate that.

At least around me, you can go talk about it. I know you talk mean about her or behind my back, and you can do that without me, okay? But short film and against me, you know what, before you besmirch me, and I will sue you for Harris. However, I was actually telling Jeffrey about why I understand why you stand Taylor Swift so much.

Like, I get it. I get that, like, there's the recurring memories, like things come back up. She writes a lot of her music. She's able to perform. multiple instruments. I get. I just, there are just times when some of the albums kind of sound the same.

Oh, right. We get out of here with that. I'm so not even, I, first of all, I love Holden's standing. I think it's. MJ, you are the referee. I am the referee. I'm definitely hearing that equation, but just with my stand-up, go ahead. I'm not anti-ten.

I derive out racist, but in terms of this situation. I derive great joy from Holden's Taylor Standing. I think it hurts no one and it helps many. So I think that's the first and foremost. I also am very unqualified to speak on the subject because I have listened to Taylor Swift. I'm familiar. I've heard Evermore in folklore, but I did not spend a ton of time with them when they came out. and I haven't really spent a ton of time

with any of her albums. I did listen to this exciting new red and I just, I was struggling a little bit because I was like, it doesn't like, it's not that I don't trust hold of taste of music. For me, I'm like, it doesn't like rock, you know, it doesn't slam, right? And it's like, but it's, it's, and it is, it just.

Is it liddy? Can we say it's liddy? I don't know if we can. It's just very steady. You know, she's not, like, Yeah. The music I listen to is like if I, if you're sad, I want it to be very sad. Right, right.

You know, or I want it to rock. Like, she's just like very ready, steady breakup, you know. Let me start with this. I got in on Taylor Swift on reputation, which is like big pop tay. And at the end of the day, if you were to say, what is your favorite? At the end of the Taylor. It's the big pop tay. Love big pop day.

It's that big overdramatic. So what you're talking about, MJ, I kind of agree with. And then what was kind of fascinating to see happen with her is she then puts out folklore and Evermore through pandemic. And she almost returned me to the music I was listening to before her. She like became the indie artist that I was into in college and, you know, in New York in my 20s, right? Which is such a bizarre thing is I'm like, I got into you for big reputation, big reputation.

You know what I mean? I got into you for like, you know, are you ready for? for it, bough, bough, bough, you know what I mean? Let the gay speaking. You know what I mean? So is this like a filmical experience as well? What you're giving us right now? Is this like a musical?

What I'm giving you is a sort? I'm giving you a soundscape experience right now. Okay. Yeah, I'm giving you a soundscape. As a pop artist, her pop songs, absolute, like, jams. And on this album, 22 is one of my favorite pop track. ever. We are never getting back together.

I think it's an amazing. I think we are never getting back together. Like that song and music video, I saw that like at my desk job way back when. And I was like, and I think deep inside I knew I loved it. And I was like, yeah, I guess it's all right. I guess that's pretty good.

You know what I mean? But like, I was like, oh, that's fucking catchy, bro. Definitely. This is, this album is her essentially her statement saying, I am no longer country. I am pop now. and also respect me as a singer song. That's what Red is?

In a lot of ways. I think a lot of Red with All Too Well, which was this song that was never meant to have the lure that it has behind it, I think, as much so as the fans really, and the critics and everybody said, oh my God, this is like her masterwork, like greatest breakup song, you know,

and she became known for writing breakup songs, right? And all this kind of stuff, which is why she became known for like being a fucking, quote unquote, Flusi, which is fucking bullshit. She was a woman in her 20s dating fuck faces. I'm looking at you, Ellen. Whoa. She's not about kindness.

Spoiler alert. But, you know, this was never the album for me. And now, in hindsight, I've gone back and truly learned to appreciate it. Honestly, really just digging these from the vaults. I really love, love the Phoebe Bridgers. I like the Phoebe Bridgers one. And I do, because again, I am not

taking like a pigeon crap all over your stoop. feels like it. I just, you know, I, I'm more of like the sad. I'm like an MJ where I just, I like it to be real sad. Right. Or I want it to be angry. Yeah.

Yeah. Sad and angry. Yeah. For me, what this album does, though, is take me back to a time when the stakes weren't as high, but they felt higher when we were in our early 20s and we didn't know what the fuck was going on. I love the lyrics. I love the lyrics of 22.

They're like, oh yeah, we're happy, helpless confused, but at the same time. She, like, lists a bunch of things that we were at this. Like, we were so confident, but we were so confused. I had no idea what we were doing. And we were, like, having the time of our lives,

but we were also miserable all in one night. You know what I mean? And, like, I love the vibe of that song. And this whole album is that to me. This whole album is, like, remember our 20s and, like, what that was, right? And I'm a lot more excited for 1989 Taylor's version, right?

That's going to be really cool Because that's when she, I think, I mean, I think track for track That's technically her best album. My favorite album is probably reputation At this point. Which one has, He wears shorts,

I went tea. That was, um, speechless, I think. That was early. Or was that? It's in there. We do have the T-sway. Like, we've got T-sway in our blood whether you freaking like it or not.

And you guys have a freaking, hold any feel about it. It's either fearless or speak now. I feel great about it. And I'd be as I feel like you two needed an education. I think a lot of people DM to me and they said, please give them an education. I'm about to get so many mean messages saying something like that, by the way. People kept saying mansplained Taylor Swift to these two people.

Begging for it, begging for me to do it. I saw somebody on Instagram who I follow who's like our age be like, you know, she loves Taylor Swift and she was like, well, the reason I think that, like, red is so valuable is because we, when we were young, like, like, women didn't have, like, as girls, we didn't hear, like, angry breakup songs. And I was interested in that, but then I was like, jagged little pill anyone? Like, I mean, yeah, we've had, we've got some. You know, like, I feel like there actually were a lot of great women being angry in the 90s,

kind of what the late 90s was, maybe. even a little bit famous for. But like, but I guess her, it's true that all of the breakup, sad breakup, sad boy songs I listened to were like

sad, sad, sad, sad boys. And so maybe, maybe having like a sad girl, you know, be the, making breakup anthems was, was especially meaningful to,

sure. Because that was such a different perspective than the, than the classic breakup song. Yeah, for me, and it's fine looking back, like I, and I've been actually re-listing to Riloh-Kiley,

which I'm like, yeah, I still holds up like a motherfucker. And that was like that for me, you know, she loves you with such a great, like, female perspective. I still will scream sing that song. I love that song. I love it.

And dude, those albums hold up. I've been re-listing to them. But, yeah, there's something like... Or adventurous is such a great. It's so good. And I will say, speaking of this happening this weekend, Adele is the opposite end of that

where I was definitely. offending myself about Adele where it's like, oh, all of her songs are about being upset or, or, and it's all sounds the same. And I was like, how fucking dare you? Right. I would offend her to the death. I love Adele so much. I don't understand people who say that her songs sound the same.

And I know that I just said that about Taylor Swift songs. And I don't actually mean they all sound the same. They in red. Just on that album. On that album. It all has the same feel. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, for sure. It's a similar vibe. And again, it was never like my favorite originally, but now. And especially the historic. and like the music critics pitchfork for sure is like red is her best album like this is her definitive like masterwork it's actually also what i love about taylor swift and i think that's why i in listening to red i'm just like i mean it's it is good i do think that it is good pop music but she is so different from album to album that which is cool i love that she explores that i like you know

that she's got the gaga type experience of like you know what i'm gonna try this that's why i'm I want to move more into this. Reputation. Reputation is that time in your life and like, everyone, I feel like it goes to that time where you become the pariah with your, like, friend group or whatever, or like, you go through that moment of like, everyone meets me and now I like, and now I like walk around alone and smoke cigarettes and like, you know what I mean? Why I listen to Three Days Grace, thank you very much.

So I love that. I love reputation for that. But going back to what I was recently saying in the very beginning of this 15-minute conversation, is just that the 10 minutes of all too well, the short film and experience, in the middle of it, they stop and they have like an argument. And it's so well written. And it's like kind of gaslighty.

And it's like that older guy making like the younger girl feels foolish and stupid for like having valid feelings about, you know, him being towards her earlier in the night at a dinner party or whatever. And, you know, it's that stuff that I realize is that in, oh, in hindsight, Jake Gyllenhaal was kind of like, like should not have been fucking around with me. Like I was 20. I was way too young. He was, he was, he was, you know, and she always throws in like, oh, those indie bands you like that you always like lord it over me because I was like not cool, like those, those bands. Um, she mentions

that a little bit more in some of the, from the vault songs even. And, uh, you know, I just think it's, I think she's like did a really cool job of like now that she's older, repackaging it as this other thing. I was also watching that fight they had and I was like, oh, I've definitely sounded like that in fights and thank you, Taylor Swift for the gut check because that is not cool. And so, I mean, I thought that was really cool. Look at that. Taylor Swift giving Holden some outside perspective on himself.

I was kind of like, damn, I kind of do that sometimes. I kind of do that a little bit, don't I? If I just don't want to deal with an issue, you know what I mean? Or like try to brush it off or try to just be like, what are you talking about? So how did you feel about Taylor Swift dating a shapeshifter of Taylor Lautner? How did you feel about that? Taylor Swift dating Taylor, Lawtoner, I just feel like is a

useless post script. You know what I mean? Whoa. Dickey's trying to make this relevant. Taylor Lautner is marrying a woman named Taylor whose name is close to be Taylor Lawton. And I feel like you should care about that more hold on. And his second Taylor of dating.

It's like. Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, can he be any more in love with himself? I mean, geez, if only he could shape shift into a female version of himself so he could fucking. He just don't push me out of me. What is happening at this point?

It's weird enough to, maybe not that weird to date two people with the same name, but weird to date two people with the same name, but it's also your name. I have that issue with Lexis. You've dated several Lexis? More than one. Yeah, it's weird. And there's a picture of the two of them together because they did a play together. Whoa.

They were dressed like school girls. It was a Catholic school girl rendition of Shakespeare's Zula Caesar, and it's not at all hot. and I don't love that picture. Whoa. Very interesting. Well, I would love to date a Jackie. Give me the damn chance. Your name is Jackie and you're out there.

I'll date you. I love boys named Jackie, but it was more popular in the 1920s, so it might be hard for you. You'd have to date a very old man. Yeah, and I'll probably try to put like a cigar out on my thigh and be like, please don't do that. He'd be like, oh, come on, sweet.

I got him to go back closer. And then I would, and then he's a baseball player. guess because of Jackie Robinson. Now, Jackie, when Jeff proposed to you, did he have a giant neon atoms in the background for a little bit of a

pizzazz? Because that feels like a weird move to me, Taylor Lautner. It is, so please look up if you care at all. The Taylor Lautner engagement photos, it does look very romantic. It definitely looks like he tried. But I will say as someone that is currently planning a wedding, those

neon signs are like the it thing for weddings right now. So I have been looking at some and I would love to try to convince my fiancee to get one that says when you're here, your family like Olive Garden, but I don't know if I can get him to do it. You know, it's all about compromise when you're planning a wedding. Yeah, well, I bet those aren't overpriced.

Those neon signs. No, I'm not getting a custom neon sign. You could only use for one thing because when the fuck would you ever, like, what are you going to put that up in your house? Yeah. It's an investment. And everyone always thinks about Olive Garden whenever they're in my home. Like when we all, speaking of being 22, when I assume everyone else also had like a

found, not directly stolen by you, but stolen at one point by somebody else, light up bar sign that says either Coors Light or Bud Light and you put it up in your living room and you feel like king shit. I miss it. I had one that I definitely 100% stole from a bar and I left it in New York. And it just, you know what, it's probably for the best that I don't have that in my home. be like, ah, remember when I was really a degenerate? You know, you got to keep those reminders out of the house.

I'm not a Taylor Swift. Yeah. I got rid of the scarf. Well, if Dionne Warwick has anything to do with it, she'll probably get it back to you. We do need to discuss the fact that Dionne Warwick has really gotten invested in the scarf thing. Holden real quick, what is the scarf thing with Red? Like, she keeps talking about a scarf. She just talks about how, you know, it's just kind of a central thing.

like a symbol of the song, the scarf. It's a motif of sorts. It smells like innocence and reminds me of you of me. Yeah, he's keeping it, right? I know that it's about him being shitty to her, but if I knew that somebody else had something of mine that I was holding a candle for and they wouldn't give it back, I'd be like, do they still like me?

Maybe they wanted my scarf because they still like me. It's kind of that thing. It's like there's something still there. a little bit. Or like there's something that you're holding on to. Yeah, I'm sorry, I butcher it by the way. But you keep my old scoff from that

very first week. Thank you. It just reminds you of innocence and it smells like me. You can't get rid of it because you remember it all too well. It's all too well that you remember. But you know, there's always those relationships

where there's like a little, they're over, they're completely dead. But there's just a little bit of feelings or a little bit of fondness when you think back on them. But it kind of like hit me with the say anything song, Jackie. Hit me with the song. I love. He lies in his eyes. Oh, he'll Joe lies, Joe lies when he cries. There's something about,

I think, it being stronger because you know who the song is about. Yes. So I think what people are obsessed with is like, not only is this the central image symbol of the song and it has this very important significance in it as a breakup song, but also we know it's Jake Gyllenhaal and we know she's referring to Maggie Jillenhall saying that you left the scarve your sister's house and so we just like know who's involved here and we want the fucking scarf back. They also do have pictures

of Taylor Swift wearing a certain scarf. It's not a red scarf. It's like a stripe. It's like blue and with white stripes. And then Jake Gyllenhaal like a couple weeks later is out around the town photographed wearing the same scarf. So people actually think they've tracked the scarf. We actually

think we know it exists completely and we want to get it back. In my brain, a little red scarf makes me think of Robin the Frog as Tiny Tim. Definitely. And that he's going to die with his little crutch. That's what I think about. And then they give it to Beaker and Bunsen. Oh my God.

I love it. Who did not die? I will say we are going to watch Muppet Christmas Carol live this season. I talked to, and Jagging honestly, I think we might also want to do cats in the whole season as well. Yes. Right? Let's do it. We'll do it with you, MJ.

I'm thinking, let's do us some movie nights on Twitch for the kiddies. And we always watch Muppets Christmas Carol. Why not bring our lovely community, Twitch community and whatnot into it? So stay tuned for that coming up in December. But regardless, it's not the frog's scarf, Jackie. Bolognaz-a-Bong-Ti, and we need to get it back.

And Maggie Jolinhall is now, but that's the best because I think Maggie Jolenthal is like a pretty beloved celebrity. And so to drag her into her into her. this is just a way. And they've asked her about it. She's like, people keep asking me about this fucking scarf. And I don't know. She's like, she's had to comment on it. Even. Well, so is Jake Gyllenhaal. They're like hounding him. And I feel like if I say, I guess I'm also thinking about it in that respect that if you dated for someone three months, years and years ago, and then they wrote a hit album about it. And then 13 years later, you got to answer all the same

questions again. I'd just be like, shut, shut the fuck up. I'm gonna go hide for a bit. Especially her fans, dude. It was a lifetime ago. And even though he was 30 and he had, if he was an asshole or a dick or like a mild dick, like, then he should. If it was some part of genitalia on a body, yeah,

during this situation. Then like he should know better, but also, right, still you might, if you're 40 and you're like, yeah, it was 30. I was a fucking idiot. Like, we were all much dumber 10 years ago. no matter how old we currently are, we were dumber and probably treated people

shittier 10 years ago. Yeah, and now he's just a big old stinky belly button. That's what Jake Gyllenhaal is. Yeah, you big belly button. What is that? Wait, what is, can you get to the bottom of that? It's a part of body. I don't want to call him.

He's a belly button baby. He's just a belly button baby, yeah. He's a belly button baby, yeah. There you go. He's a belly button. Yeah, he's so dumb it came out of the belly button instead of the pussy. That's what I say.

Just take another sip of that tequila, Jackie, please. We got a whole show to get through. Oh, baby, I'm feeling the keeler today. And I imagine so is Chrissy Teigen. Because one thing that we will not force you to do while we watch them up at Christmas Carol is a reenact squid game. Yeah, this is bad. Okay, so I had found an article that talked about Chrissy Teigen through this insane,

lavish squid game party where she dressed up as the red light, green light character in the first episode, from the first episode, and had, like, a bunch of celebrities compete for money. And I was like, when I read about it, originally, it was not pulling apart the fact that she is so openly flaunting how awesome this, like, great party was. I was like, but isn't this exactly what the show was talking about is, like, rich people. Speaking against, yeah. Flonting money. And it's like, I'm not, absolutely no spoilers.

but like it's kind of a big part of the show. I haven't even seen it and I know that that's what it's about. And like what and also the prize for the rich people. You know, usually when rich people compete for money, they give the money to charity, which would have still been bad. Like to do a Squid Games thing that's like for charity would have been out of touch.

But to be like, it's for a trip to Napa for your rich people. Yeah. It's a rich people trip for the rich people that are playing. That's those rich person trip ever. to a flight to Napa for just dinner at a French restaurant. It just is so nancy. It's like ridiculous. What I will say is going back to like referring to Taylor's bad reputation phase,

I feel like Chrissy at least now, she can just be evil and not give a fuck. And I almost want to give shoutouts to it, but you know, it is disgusting. But at the same time, it is kind of fun that she has to pretend to be this like amazing every woman or every person. But she's still on social media being like, I guess I'm canceled now. Yeah. She has a lot of...

No, she's not doing that. Sorry, I like purposely don't follow her. She's a lot of poor me. Yeah, she has a lot of I've been canceled posts. And, you know, right. On the one hand, I feel for her because, again, we were all younger and dumber at one point. And, but hopefully we weren't, when we were young,

being young and dumb and full of calm and having like a bad relationship doesn't mean, it's not the same thing as being a bully, right? Like you can't, you know, many of us were, did things we weren't proud of when we were young. If you were like a relatively powerful serial online harasser, as Chrissy Teagan has kind of turned out to be, that is like, it's harder to kind of write that off as like, I was young and dumb. So on the one hand, I feel bad. I can understand how hard it must be for her to be canceled, especially because she was like, I'm such an every woman. But on the other hand, it's like, dude, you are so fucking clueless. You just, and the idea of doing this squid game party is so clueless.

Like, you have not learned anything about why people are mad at you. Totally, yeah. I almost wish, I just wish you would be like, okay, fine, I'm evil now. That would be way more fun because then, you know. I'd watch that arc. More interesting. I would watch that arc. Because she's still married to John Legend, who has to be the nice guy.

So nice guy, evil wife. Oh, but she's always like hurting him and, like, beating on him. You know what I mean? that would be fun. She'd like ride him into the room or whatever. That would be a lot of fun. That would be so cool. Yeah, and he's got a bunch of tentacles out of nowhere

and he just starts like being a big tentacle monster, but it's not his fault. It's because it's her tentacles that are inside of him that then burst out of his body. Are we talking about hentai? What is happening right now? Are we talking about... I am horny, but no, I am not talking about hentai.

What I am going to switch into, speaking of horny, I have not seen Spencer, yet. I will tell you, I am going to go see it. I'm so excited. It's like a horror movie. I'm so, I'm thrilled. Yeah, I want to go see Spencer and that is, yes, we're talking about the Kristen Stewart, um, Princess Dye engine that could. However, how do you guys feel about there being a KFC collab with the release of the movie Spencer where you can buy a sweatshirt that has chickens on it? that is inspired by a style seed in the film. Please look it up. I throw it out there. I kind of like this sweater.

The sweater's cool, and they go to a KFC in the film. Apparently in the real story, she went to a McDonald's in real life with her kids, which I guess was a thing. Because, you know, princesses, they're just like us. They're just like, oh, wow, what a Chrissy Tegan, she used to, you know what I mean?

She's the truth. But then apparently in the movie, for whatever reason, they made it a KFC for probably licensing a whatever. And then KFC was like, wow, you know, this two-second thing that probably happened in the movie. Let's make some bucks out of it. I will say, I think I appreciate their marketing people more than most. And I do like the sweater and I will get it for you for Christmas. I don't understand the mechanics of it. Where do you get a sweater at KFC? Are they selling the sweaters in the store? Do you order it online when you're not eating KFC? But what's very interesting as well is that the shirt, the sweatshirt that she originally wears is a bunch of sheep.

and then there's one black sheep on it. But this is a bunch of chickens, and with one black chicken on it, and I don't know about you guys, but I don't know of that means it. It loses the colloquial. It loses it a little bit. It's like, oh, that chicken, like,

is that, like, oh, that cock is, oh, it's a zombie cock. And if that's a zombie cock sweater, 100%. I feel like if it should have said something like a big lettering on the back, like cockadoodle boo. Oh, my God, I love that. Right. Wouldn't that be fun?

And something like that, just sell it a little bit better. Because right now I'm like black chicken, white chicken. I don't understand. Is this a race comment? What are we doing here? You know what I mean? I'm not racist, but I would buy this sweater. I'm supposed to understand that people are going to say I want a KFC princess Diana themed sweater.

I'm not at a KFC right now where I could get KFC products. Instead, I will go online. and order, do I go to kFC.com? I'm going to go to kFC shop.com. Oh, really? They go to shop. Does that where you get the gibbets too? The chicken-scented gibbets?

Separate site, MJ. Separate site. That's Crocs collab. How dare you? So now I'm supposed to, I is a regular old person who just wants to have my multiple options for KFC apparel. I'm supposed to go to the Crox website for my chicken-scented gibbets, and I'm supposed to go to the KFC shop.

for my chicken sweatshirt that's themed like Princess Diana. You're absolutely not going to do that because it's absolutely sold out. Oh no, Jackie, what are we going to get you for Christmas? What are we going to get you? I don't know. We were all going to throw in for the 35 pound price tag. I will say. Hopefully they're sold out because everybody already bought it for Jackie.

Yeah, maybe that's what it is. But you could also, you can get the knitting pattern though. So if you guys want to pick up knitting, make it for me before Christmas, I'd really appreciate it. You know, somebody out there knows how to knit and they can do this. So if you can make this, if between one and 20 people could make a cockadoodle boo, yeah, and then knitted cockadoodle boo, now it's a Halloween theme sweater for some reason. It's a lot, it's a lot of thoms all just shoved into one sweat. Uh-oh, they got KFC bucket hats. Oh, wow.

I've got to look up KFC merch now. I can't believe those. Honestly, a big white sweater and red, its finger licking good would be pretty sweet on Jackie, I think. Yeah, obviously. It wouldn't look as good as all the gravy I'm going to be pouring on myself next week. And yes, I am referring to how excited I am

about the Heinz gravy flow lunical. Yeah, there's other pop culture things we could be talking about. I specifically included the Heinz gravy flow lunical. that is going to be at the Thanksgiving Day parade this year, which I'm very excited about. Quick plug, Holden and I will be watching the Thanksgiving Day parade over on his Twitch at 6 o'clock in the goddamn morning for us. And we will be getting drunk.

So come get drunk with us over at Twitch. dot TV forward slash Holdenators. Oh, yes. And I love how you just blew right past the, what is it called again, Flo Loonical? What is it? What is that, Jackie? I've read the article and I don't know what it is. What is it?

It is a combination of three words. Stay with it. It is a float, a balloon, and a, what was the last one? What's the Ickle part of it? A float, a balloon, and a vehicle. Ah. Because it's moved on a vehicle. So, all right, you guys know, obviously,

the creator of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has been listening to page seven because of gravy, gravy, where's the gravy? And they knew that I have to play it. And if you don't remember, yes, I am fashioning a scepter of sorts with a gravy boat on it. And I hope when he's ready to go find the gravy, because we have no other children to ask, and we are not allowed to eat on Thanksgiving, until the children

find the gravy boat. It's like the Afi Coleman and a sater. It's 100% is exactly what it is. Gravy, gravy wears the gravy. Yes, you'd be like, oh, but it's on your scepter, Jackie. That's play gravy. Because when the child finds the gravy, then I use my scepter, it's holy gravy, that I pour atop them to anoint them for a year of good luck. So this, I think that they've been really listening to me because this is going to be a big gravy boat that has cannons shooting gravy in the Thanksgiving Day parade

as well as swirling dervishes of mashed potato lumps as well as turkey legs in a vat of gravy spinning around them on the thing. This is very important to be discussed. I love it. I love it. And also, for me, we got a Grogu. You got a Grogu.

Everybody loves Grogu. And then we're going to have a float this year for Grogu. It's going to be a fun. Oh, I wonder if Grogu will meet Goku on the float parade. Do you know about the Grogu matching PJs that you can get for you, your wife and your baby? My family now has, we have Mandalorian Grogu matching PJs for me and everybody in the family. They came yesterday.

I'm so mad because we just got. matching PJs and I had no idea. We literally just got a round of matching PJs for us of the baby. Get more. Is this what parents do? Yes. Yeah, because we're going to be stuck at home.

It's all we can go do, you know, whatever we would normally do. So yeah, we're going to sit at home with matching PJs and take cute pictures of the three of us. Get them. They are the only thing that brings joy at this time. That's not true, but they are a thing that brings joy at this time. But I want to talk about the felonical. Are it all?

I'm talking about the mandatory matching PJs. I love it MJ is also just like, yep, matching PJs. That's what we do. I've never had matching PJs with my family. The second you have a child, it's going to change for you. The second you have a little baby. Yeah, but you wouldn't remember wearing the matching PJs. Jackie, you were just a little baby back then.

No, I can see it now. There's plenty of pictures of our Christmas is growing up where everyone is upset and at least two people are crying. And no one had matching PJs on. Is that what the problem? Is that the magic elixir we were missing? I can't explain that. It's just, I cannot explain why it makes me so happy. I also got the children matching, sibling matching Grogoo Halloween PJs.

But for. That I understand. Why do you understand that more than sibling Christmas PJs? That's the same thing. It's just a different holiday. I think it's the parent-child matching. It makes me think of mother-boy competition with Buster. Definitely.

Jessica Walter. That's what it makes me think of just like, but what if we all wear the same thing? And I just think it's funny that Holden, who hates on anything cutesy or woozy or like a partner

being a best friend, however, will 100% by matching PJs with his wife and his child. Well, I think that you don't realize that I've written a song that I will now sing called Tiny Feet and Tiny Feet and Tiny Feet.

Tiny feet and little. Tiny feet and little fingers. Make me say, baby, please will you linger? Living in your toes. No one's finding the gravy this year. No Thanksgiving this year. I need to see if I can. I've done this already.

That 2020 won't happen unless we find the gravy. That's the whole thing, right? We don't get to celebrate a new year. I am going to find this fucking picture. We did this. My family already did this for Christmas 2019. I don't know why I skipped it for Christmas 2020. We needed it then more than ever.

Well, everyone was depressed. I think it was. I think it was depression. But, but it's we, there, there's this company this nice, they make nice, expensive children's clothes and they have different fash. Oh, gosh, for gash. No, it's Hannah Anderson. It's, they're very, it's, it's not a good use of your money, but it will bring you a few weeks of happiness. And that's all.

So my family already, now Gideon, but the problem is, of course, you spend this, you know, 30 to, $35 on a pair of PJs and the kids outgrow them. So now Gideon and I have a set of matching PJs from two years ago. So now we could just be, you know, Mama Papa matchies with no kids even allowed. And then we now also have the new set, which is we have Star Wars, Christmas, PJs from before. Also, important context here for me is that my husband hates Christmas,

but I love Christmas, but he loves Star Wars. So it's very important that I find Star Wars matching. Christmas PJs, because the only way I'm going to get him on board for Christmas is if it is Star Wars. That's right. Most of marriage and having children is trickery. Yeah. It is really truly just about trickery. Yes.

You hate Christmas. Well, what about these festive Mandalorian PJs? Wow! You have to say that and go, wow. Beer, beer, beer, beer. You do that every time you bring them out? You don't like to be drugged into sleeping for two. 12 hours, well then here's just this really

nice fruit soda that I've put here for you. You know what I mean? It's all about the trickery. It's all about the trickery. Back to the faloonical. I think you were trying to talk to about something else, but I just want to clarify, is it all

floats both a balloon and a vehicle and a float? Isn't that what a float fucking is at the Thanksgiving Day parade? How dare you? I don't feel qualified to answer that question right now, MJ, but I'm just going to say, how dare you? Because you're probably right, but I can't. I'm scared to elaborate. So the thing is, is that here's the thing, MJ.

All of them are called the Flolunicles at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Pring. They are all referred to it as such. So this is not, this is not like a new name just for this one. Because they're all interactive and because, like, sometimes, like, there's the difference between the ones that have the wheels versus the ones that are held by human slave people, I mean volunteers, that have to hold down the big balloons. Got it. So that's how they distinguish between the two. So there are some balloons and some felonicals, but we just are only now learning about the

word felonical thanks to the gravy canyon, gravy launcher. Well, we also last year did the Macy's Day Thanksgiving. We did an episode on it. Yeah, we weirdly learned about this. Also, before the parade, what was it called? Scamper Day. What was the name of the little kid holiday that day?

Rapscally. No. Ragamuffin Day. So the reason why Macy Thanksgiving Day parade was created was because there was this horrible holiday called Ragamuffin Day in its place where literally little kids would walk around

covered in like homeless person clothes and soot and they'd knock on doors and be like, please mister, give me some food. And people would be like, God damn it. And they have to like give them food and stuff. And so after a while they were like, hey, how about no more ragamuffin day? And instead we just like put on a parade, which is so funny.

They were just like this, it was just to replace an annoying kids holiday, which they had just had just had because Halloween just happened. Wow. It was just like a shitty Halloween would happen every November, and so they were like replaced it with that. Wow. Anyways, you can learn more about that. And I'm very excited.

Because so next week, we're not going to have a page seven episode because we are going to be consumed with the Thanksgiving holiday. And, but we will be watching it. together on Thanksgiving Day. And I'm very excited about that because, man, nothing makes you feel more old. And I, like, we all work in pop culture. But when you watch that Thanksgiving Day parade,

I think I am aware of whom 40% of the people that are performing at it. And I read entertainment news every single day. So don't feel bad if you don't know who the people are. In fact, I think about it every year now because Holden started last year with the, I think about it every year now. It started last year with Holden saying, the stars are out tonight.

Because we didn't know who anybody in the parade was last year. All of the stars are out tonight. The Carrie Underwood will be there this year, so thank you. And speaking of stars, there might just be a conspiracy involving one of them. Bum, bum, bum, do you believe it? Did Katie Holmes a lie about running the NYC Marathon? Oh, I love this. Oh, that's fun.

Shots fired, right? But real quick, too, first, I just want to throw it out there. Definitely watch the Taylor Swift performance on S&L that will blow your mind. It's fantastic. And as well as the Blake lively directed music video that she was...

Anyways, moving on, I will stop talking about it. There might be a blind item, though, that probably has to do with it. But besides that, I will stop shoehorning in Taylor Swift information into our podcast. I think that MJ and I gave you quite the platform

to be able to get... You needed to get it out. You need it, because your poor, wife. You know, you've got to get this out somehow. I just love her. I will say we did all of this and like, and you included, you listener out there, we all helped Lexi today. So just pat yourself on the back. If you think you didn't do anything today, you right now just helped Lexi. I know we got to, but do you, do you want to make out with Taylor Swift? No, no. I always

say I don't want to sleep with her. I want to be her. Okay. All right. Got it. I think it's scarier. I just want to wear her essence. You know what I mean? That is scarier. Yeah. Yeah. My therapist says the most unhealthy thing about it. Kind of shocking.

Anywho, this one comes... That actually speaks well of you, I think. This one comes in from Becky R. Who says, Hello, Jackie Holden and MJ. I'm currently in the final stages of training for a marathon. I love this, by the way.

Recently, one of the things that's been keeping me motivated towards the end of this process is looking up the marathon times of celebrities. This way I can compete with them in my mind for extra motivation. I'm unfortunately not going to be able to beat Bobby Flay's marathon time,

but I'm coming for you, Pam Anderson. Very fun. As I was looking at different celebrity times, something did not look right. And who was it but none other than our favorite Whole Foods secret entrance taker, Katie Homes. Oh my God, I love this already so much.

Right? Yes. This is one of those like, it gets real ones. Back in 2007, Katie Holmes was admitted to the NYC Marathon as a VIP. This is frequently the case for celebrities because they don't have to worry

about running a qualifying entrance time. However, she garnered a lot of attention when she showed up to then-husband Tom Cruise's movie premiere in high heels the night following the marathon. The story gets shadier from there. Yeah, that's, by the way, ridiculous.

Like, no fucking way. On the day of the marathon, Katie showed up in yoga pants, a black jacket, and a cammy top without a sports bra. Very important. You don't need to be a runner to know that running in yoga pants is a chore. Through pictures, it's evident that Katie's pants were too long and dragging. But what really stood out is the camisole without a sports brawl. Running the length of a marathon chafes things that you never dreamt would have been chaped. Yeah, what are your nipples? I'm telling you, bro, I actually had to tape mine up and the tape came off and I had bloody nipples at the end of my half. Really? It was awful.

Probably the worst part about running the half marathon was my nipple chaf. It was fucking horrible. Yeah. Running the length of a marathon chafes things that you never dream would be chafed. This is especially true for nipples. Any runner would attest that her nips or his man, same for guys.

Especially it's a cold day. You're getting all sweaty, you know? It's awful. Any runner would attest that her nips would have been sandpapered with all the chafing due to not wearing a sports bra or nipple tape. And I can attest to that as well, again, as a person who I need everyone to know, ran a half marathon.

So I just want you guys to know that that definitely happened. Thank God. You know, get the accolades again, even though it was a couple of years ago. I did it. Yes, get them again. You did do it. I did it. There's not much photographic evidence of Katie running the marathon.

However, she was pictured running with two men who are her assumed bodyguards. One of these men was not registered for the marathon, but was seen running with Katie and had a bib number of 66074. This is important. Most marathons record your split times and track runners' movements electronically from these bibs. Katie Holmes has recorded the exact same split times as this mystery man for many points in the marathon down to the second. Some other things to consider. Katie was sweat-free when she finished the marathon. Katie was 28 at the time of the marathon, but registered in the 30-year-old bracket.

Could this be to get a better ranking? To this day, Katie has been coy on her quote marathon training technique. and there's really only talked about how she just listened to Kanye's stronger. My theory is that at the time, Holmes was famously married to Tom Fishfucker Cruz. Cruz stresses the physical and mental fortitude of himself through his Scientologist's practices, i.e. doing his own stunts. And Katie was frequently roped into this. Think her silent birth of Surrey. I think Katie running a sweat-free marathon and attending a movie premiere that same night is another falsified example of this.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Katie did run the marathon and my own chafing, exhausted body is making me paranoid. Whatever. Wow. I love this. I love this too.

This is some real dirt. Because I want to say, of course she didn't run the marathon, but I don't really know. I mean, I'm sure that celebrities can train for marathons. They got time on their hands. But it sounds like it really is not something you can just kind of step into.

It takes years and years and years, right? It took it took me like a year to train for the Brooklyn half and I was dog in it too like by the end Like I was not full on I wasn't as prepared as I probably would have preferred to be in hindsight like I could have used another money You know what I mean? It takes a lot of time and I mean but that's half of a marathon that I'm referring to So you know I mean it is it is a wild wild thing I mean I think the sweat free thing is absurd that's absurd and you can tell there she did attach pictures by the way to the email that was sent um you can tell that there's no bra involved and no fucking what she would have like marks on her shirt for the blood like there would be blood like i i know it's disgusting but like that's what happened to me so i know like you know what

i mean wow and again i ran half of a marathon and that was absurdly painful there's no fucking way you could do that without a sports bra and like nipple tape. Like there's no fucking way. My poor nipples just thinking about it. It makes, I'm grabbing my tits too. It's awful. It's awful, awful. Oh. Wow. Well, I guess I believe. I have to believe.

I'm sold. Not only do I believe I want a documentary about it. Yeah. I know, right? We get to break it up into two parts to the Whole Foods entrance. Yeah. And then the marathon. And it'll just be called Katie Holmes is a fucking liar. I love this. for us. Please.

And the production people would be like, take the word fucking out. It's just gonna, it's just like gonna make it less sellable. And I'm like, no, the word fucking stays in the title. It's Katie Holmes is a fucking liar.

And then the subtitle is who used to be married to fish fucker Tom Cruise. Who used to be married to motherfucking fish fuck face fuckhead. Harding me wants to like go to her defense and be like, well, if you were like forced into lying about a bunch of shit in a weird covert, like forced marriage for a while, maybe just your ideas of like,

or of what you should and should not talk about are all fucked up. Like maybe she really wanted to, but they wouldn't let her. But maybe I'm giving her a little bit too much of a defense, because I don't know this person. I think she has the square.

No, she doesn't. Yeah, Maggie Gillenoff. Was all right about her? Well, anywho, that's my conspiracy. Back to you, Jackie. Uh, well, I hope that you guys are ready for a lot more dish because we've got the list.

Oh, who's on the list. Jackie, got to have that list. Actors who effed up big time and shared some major spoilers about their movies and TV shows. Now, I will never forget, and I think that's why the reason why I wanted to get into this list was when Marissa Cooper,

I mean, O.C., accidentally told Access Hollywood before her character died, that her character died. Did you guys watch the O.C? No. No. They, like, they teased this death too, and we're all like, oh, but she's a big part of the O.C.

There's no way. And then she just straight up said that it happened. And I was like, you gotta get, like, sued or something, right? Yeah, right? Like, aren't there, isn't this, like, why, maybe this will come up on the list, but, like, times when, like, they've tried to get people to spoil things with Marvel movies

and the actors just, like, shut down. Like, there's a gun to their back. Yes, that is definitely happen before. I mean, you definitely just don't want to be that guy, right? I mean, that's, you know, I don't know how much, I don't know if they could get sued. I feel like if it's a slip or something like that, if they're not doing it maliciously, then I don't think a studio would go after them, but maybe technically they could, because they probably signed something.

I feel like I got to skip ahead immediately then to Mark Ruffalo, who is one of America's sweethearts. I do genuinely love, speaking of Marvel, who has infamously acting. accidentally, he accidentally streamed the beginning of Thor Ragnarok when he forgot to end a live stream when he went in right before the screening of the movie. He also, on top of it, said before Infinity War, so if you have not seen Infinity War, but at this point is years ago, it's the famous one with the snap. And on Good Morning America, he's with Don Gietel and he says, wait until he see the next one. Everybody dies. And then Don Gino's like, dude.

That's a really funny clip. That's so crazy to say, like that's two big things right there, Mark Ruffalo. That's a really funny clip, by the way, the one Jackie just mentioned, it's great. Yeah, that is a really, really good one. Isn't there also one with Tom Holland? Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself on the list. There's like a million of them apparently with Tom Holland. Tom Holland is like really bad.

Yes, but also though, did you see he's finally talking about his relationship with Zendaya and it makes, oh my God, it makes my old woman heart. melt. I love them and their youth. I love it. I love that journey for them. And of course, like a big problem for them. And they're like, yeah, we're trying to like, like have a little bit of privacy, but nobody will let us. And I don't want to say that's like, well, that that is a part of it. But like, they should be allowed some privacy. They're so young. They're so young. Uh, let them love. But then someone we can't blame for being too young with Sylvester Stallone himself, which is this is, you know, I feel like it's like in the boomerage of

of social media, he posted a picture of a, like a picture of the Rocky script, like the Creed script. And no one knew that in it, again, spoiler alert of a 2015 movie, that Rocky Belpoa had cancer. But in the picture that he took, that he posted to the internet, it was talking about Rocky Balboa's chemo treatments in it. And of course, nothing gets by people on social media anymore. And it's just that is, that's one of those where it's like, that's just an old man. Not thinking about that. Like he just took it.

Like, he probably didn't even think that anyone would zoom in to try to read what the page said. Tots. Yeah. Oh, poor sly. One of the biggest movie twists of all time, speaking of Gideon, is Darth Vader revealing he's Luke's father. Even I know it in Star Wars, episode five, the Empire Shards 5.

Nerd alert. Nerd alert of a nerd girl. David Proust, who played Vader, well, he wore the suit. James Earl Jones provided the voice, actually revealed this twist to a newspaper two years before the film came out.

That's crazy. And thinking of how much used to go, I mean, beyond just when it comes to like plot spoilers, but how much shit was swept under the rug, without social media. How many things happened that no one had to be held accountable for? And this is a very much lighter one

in this circumstances, but he did not get in too much trouble because there was no social media. It wasn't blasted everywhere. It was just in one newspaper. Man, what a great gig to be like. I was the person who played Darth Vader. No, I'm not James Earl Jones.

I'm just the guy who was the body inside Darth Vader. Oh, so you're the body, huh? Yeah, you deal with that drunk lady at the bar? Well, I don't I take you to my Doth, whatever. Just come back to my hotel room, I'm stuck. Yeah, that's, I think that's how, yeah, that is how a nerd girl does it, Holden, thank you. For revealing a little bit of, of my kind's seduction. There's actually a good amount, I think it's kind of funny because this list has a lot of things from Marvel on it, of people that just couldn't quite,

keep their mouth shut. But we all know, I mean, you know, Tom, Tom, Spider-Man. What's the new Spider-Man? Tom Holland. Tom Holland. Tom Holland. It was Tom.

I thought I was just pulling that out of my belt straps. He's definitely... The phrase pulling it out of my belt straps was pulled out of your belt straps. Your belt straps are like, I guess take this. I guess that's a phrase that people use. a comment. I guess last one out

least, remember when David Harbour accidentally told everybody that in his opening monologue SNL cast member, Pete Davis and Asif Harbour's character is dead on Stranger Things while Harper avoids a question he first answers. No. No, I don't mean, I mean, I can't, I'm not exactly authorized is the line

that he said live on SNL in talking about stranger things. And also, also extra, this is nothing to do with the list. It just came out that Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian were hanging out on his 28th birthday. But what I really want you to key in on, he said, Pete Davidson is only 28. That's what I was. Why does I think that Pete Davidson was like closer to our age or older?

Because he's lived a million lives. Because we're 100,000 years old and that's the list. It's unbelievable. Thank you so much, Jackie, for the list. I can't. Z. Oh, no. I think I'm going.

What? Items. All right. We can't see. All right. Here we go. Starting out real nice and fresh. Yeah, you'll fucking love this one.

Oh, God. It's T-Sway. It's Jake Jellon-Haw. Almost. The troublesome manager and an investment group are about to be sued. Huh? Scooter bra.

I've got to be sued for nine figures. Apparently, buy your. feel as if they were misled by the manager in the investment group about the plans of an A-plus listing are, yes, Scooter Braun, you got it right? Whoa. It was reported recently that according to a new report

from Financial Times, I do super love this. Scooter believed that Taylor Swift was just bluffing about re-recording and re-releasing her early music after losing her master's. He allegedly told potential buyers of her catalog that Swift wouldn't actually re-record the albums like she said she would, and that her promise was most,

likely an empty threat. Folks who were approached to purchase the catalog have said, quote, the message was, the controversy has been great for us. Every time she lights us up online, people go listen to those songs. Now investors are worried they won't hit previously intended targets with those original recordings as the new ones will undercut their goals. Hell yeah, they will. No one's listed the old version.

That's cool. She already said, yeah, it's great. And there was another quote from a potential event being like, yeah, it's usually good for the artist not to be openly fucking mad at you. you if you're going to like hold their assets. Yeah, for sure. It's great to see to see it. I hope that's true.

I don't know how true it is, but I do hope that's true. Oh my God, I just clicked on this and they're all. Sorry, while Holden was talking about the blind, I did happen upon an article that was Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson twinning in Skim's pajamas. So I guess this is what I am missing in my relationship. A Flav A Flav, mind you. You miss the part of Flavof-Flave is also weirdly there. Flav-A-Flave is like their kid in this situation.

Obviously. Yes. It is a bit of a big celebrities. They're just like us situations. Because here I am vindicated by not being the only person who has a matching couple's PJ outfit and apparently not with children. Kim does have children, but they are not included in the picture. And Fave Flav-a-Flav is, I think it's great.

These PJs suck. I guess this is just also the kind of thing that will change when I have kids, I guess, at some point. Like, I just don't own PJs. I don't own any pajamas. Yeah, again, it will happen as soon as I never wanted ever to have matching pajamas until this year.

And it is all very specifically because of our daughter. I don't usually wear top and bottom matching BJs the rest of the year. Yeah, even. Yeah, I don't even do that, much less match them with other members of my family. You know what I mean?

That was never a thing. All right, here we go. This one's annoying. In a Zoom meeting held last week, this reality family have decided they will play the victim card, and the people coming after them are unfair and bullying them. They will hire bot companies to pretend to be fans who will go after any detractors.

Who's a reality family that might be in a little bit of heat right now? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Speaking of the devil, Kardashians, Travis Scott, of course, Astro World, the whole disaster that happened. in there. And also, Chloe Kardashian seriously, recently called out as tone deaf for posting thirst traps on Insta

right after the tragedy. Cool, Chloe. Way to go. I know Drake posts a bunch of after-party pictures. I think he eventually took them down and then did a whole spiel on Instagram about being actually sad about all the dead people that were created from the tragedy. Is that a sentence? I don't know. We're about an

hour or two, and I'm not saying words, right? No, it is definitely. They created dead people at a festival. Yeah, they encouraged, they incited and encouraged violence. Yes. The phrase that you were looking for, and they 100% did. I'm not a lawyer, but yeah. It is young.

I mean, I think all of it, I think it makes sense that Chrissy Teigen is in bed with their devilship of like, you know, like, no, we're just like, cool. Like, like, I eat a carb and I also clean my house sometimes. It's like, all right. I don't know if you do. but maybe I'm just getting spicy. Wait, are there two Travis's in the Kardashian family? It's Travis Barker or is Travis Scott. But technically they're not in the home way.

But both Travises are involved with the Kardashian family? I kept thinking, well, surely this Travis from Astro World isn't the same as the other Travis, who's also involved with the Kardashians. Wow. It is, Travis Scott. It is. Wow. Yeah.

Unbelievable. Very much so. All right. I have four, but I'll just quickly say, I think they're tapping Harry Styles to be in the film version of Wicked. That'll be cool. Is he gonna play Fierro? I think maybe, yeah.

Oh my God, I just died. Is your like pussy coming right now or what's happening right now? Are you drowned? I will say. I love Norbert Leo butts. But Harry Styles, ooh, you better get your butts out of the way. Norby, because Harry Styles is coming in and I will

watch the fuck out of it. The only thing is, is that I know that there is talks about evil Ariana Grande in it as well. And that is gonna piss all over my flonicle. And I hated when there's piss on my flonicle. Yeah. Now she's appropriating fairy tales, whatever. All right, here we go.

There's only supposed to be gravy on the flunicle. Yes. The next and final blind is it's a fun blind. a silly blind. This foreign-born, one-named A-list singer, oh, who could that be, might publicly claim to hate an IG gossip site, Instagram gossip site, but has bragged in the past about sending in tips to the same site. What's an Instagram gossip site we all know and love, Jackie, please? I wasn't listening because I'm angry, because it is Ariana Grande that's going to be in the same fucking movie, and it makes me mad. It makes me mad about it. But hello, Cynthia Arrivo is going to be,

I believe that she's playing Elfaba, which, I mean, if I can just watch Cynthia Arrivo and Harry Stiles kiss, I'm in. I'll never go out of style. I wasn't listening to you at all, Holden, because I'm upset. I was listening. We're trying to figure out. All right, then we'll leave it to M.J. Toss a coin to M.J. What's up?

Holden said a foreign-born A-list one-name singer, but in he then, and then he was like, yeah, like, who could that be? But there's at least two that are in my head. Madonna. Now, she's not a foreign-born, which is Adele. She's foreign-born. I don't know. She isn't a sense.

Adel. Oh, okay. Drake. Take a drink. There's also. There's also Rihanna, who's one name. Well, it's not her. It's Adele.

I'm just saying there's more than one. And Drake. Drake is Canadian. I think the reason why I said who could that be is because she's just very much. She was like in our stories and stuff. She's all over the place right now. Instagram gossip site.

What's the only one that would possibly pop into your head? TMZ. No. What's Instagram gossip site? What are you talking about? Oh, Dumois. Dumas. Adel.

Adele recently said in a variety piece about the troubles of dating. You can't see, I'm sorry, I'll do her, but you can't set me up on a fucking blind date. I'm like, how's that gonna work? There'll be a Papa Orozzi outside and somewhat were called Des Moire, whatever it's fucking called. Adele is it ain't happening. That is really good, Adele. Right? But she is in love now.

Did you watch Adele one night only? Dude, I wanted, I think I'm going to catch it tonight. I saw a little bit. I saw the clip, obviously, you sent with the proposal, which was so cute. But I really need to actually go watch it. And I'm sorry, Adele, that I haven't done that. The Oprah interview, I will say,

if you love Adele, it's not a whole lot that you didn't know. Like, there's no, like, there wasn't any groundbreaking thing that came from it. I'll fast forward. I just want to see the performance. She's just such a powerhouse. And I'll never forget, Holden introducing me to Adele in our summer of sad when he first was like, have you heard of Adele? And I was like, no, I'm depressed.

I don't know anything. I haven't heard anything. And I think it was in like 2011 or something. And then he's like just, and we sat and we watched Adele perform. I forget which, I guess it was probably rolling in the deep. No. No. The first said one.

Oh, the one out. Someone that I used to know. Goatee. I know it's not Goatee. Someone like you. Someone like you. Someone like you. God damn it.

And it was just her singing alone on a stage. Yeah, we know this song. You don't have to say. But I can't hear the name of it without singing it. I wish nothing, but it just immediately launches you into it. I know, right? You guys launched right into it. I love her.

Somebody that I used to know. That was 2010. 2010, not 2011. Yeah, exactly. One year off, that really all happened around the same time. Gotey apparently, by the way, just like made so much. money. The reason why you've never seen him again, he made so much money on that. And he was just like, I'm just going to get together back with my old band and like not give a fuck and just like

make the music I want to make. Good for him. Yeah. That's why you haven't heard of him since. I don't care about people who think that that song was annoying. I still love that song. I'm into it. Well, there you go. I can see it's all bullshit. Falunical. Back to you, Jackie. I hate it when you say felonical with such a lackluster zest. You're such a felonical. You're such a felonical. And I do want to say that I'm excited for spending Thanksgiving with you, Holden, but almost as excited as I am to read the shoutouts.

Shout out. Shout. Letters are the emails that you wrote it about. Come on. We're going on. Read them to you. Come on. Thank you guys so incredibly much for your amazing kind words and your beautiful shoutouts,

as well as all of your emails that you guys send to page 7podcast at gmail.com. That's 7 the number, and you can reach me any time. Page 7 podcast at gmail.com. I read absolutely all of them, and I'm kind of obsessed with it, if you could tell. But, oh, no, Detective Popcorn is here, and I don't think he's just, Boston and here to drip butter all over us. I can't do it. It's Henry's character. He's here to celebrate his wife, Jessica. Detective Popcorn says, my beautiful amazing wife, Jessica, has her birthday on November 19th, and they wanted to give her a big shout out. We've been together for seven years now,

and she has been the best part of my life. We are such polar opposites in many aspects, but couldn't be more perfect for each other. I truly do believe that opposites not only attract, they tend to work better. She's the strongest woman I know, from all of the hardships that she's struggled with throughout her life, she's always managed to come out on the other side stronger and wiser. She's a stay-at-home mom, and to anyone who says that that's not a real job, they can go fuck themselves. Hell yeah, Detective Popcorn.

She's the sole reason our house has become a home. Oh, she makes sure all of the kids are taken care of, and I couldn't be more appreciative of all the hard work she does. She usually puts others before herself, so I do my best to make sure I take care of her, and that's one of the many things I love about her, her ability to love so much. Overall, she's just a badass, and I love that woman. How much do I love her? I love her so much. Nope, that wasn't open-ended, just a joke between us. Oh, I love her so much. Happy birthday, Jessica, you're the absolute best. I love y'all's love, and I'm so happy that you appreciate. You're wife so much. I'm giving you all the love in the world. And ah, Emily is written in her birthday love

for her bestie Sarah on November 27th, and y'all are adorable. I will definitely pass on the kiss of love. Emily says, I want to shout out the biggest fucking happy birthday to my best friend Sarah on November 27th. She and I have had the year from hell and stuck by each other's side to get through all the wild bullshit with the help of our LPN shows. She's a badass corporate bitch who deserves the world. I can't get her a date with Kislo for her birthday, but a shout-off from Jackie is the next best thing. Sarah, I love you, and this is your fucking year. Hell yeah, and I love your friendship, love. And also, Diana wrote in a happy birthday shout out to her daughter, Holly, and I would like to be in your family? Is that creepy? I only bet it with love. Holly, your adorable mother started the email with a,

can I get an e-bargum? Does your belly touch your bum in a true Yorkshire style, which is not that. think I said it. I think that that is. I don't even want to say Scottish. I think that that's just Shrek. I think our bar gum does your belly touch your bum. I think that's exactly the same way. I did try. But she's trying to wish her amazing daughter, Holly, a happy to a 29th birthday. I don't know what it means, but I did try Holly and Diana. But also Holly, your mama says, Holly is truly wonderful daughter and deserves the best of everything. She's currently retraining to become a computer coder and will graduate just before Christmas. So wish her good luck and let's hope 2022 brings a fantastic job and lots of fun and happiness. And I say, God bless it. Thank you so much,

Diana, for writing in and I love your family. And there's another family I would also like to join if you would have me, Frida. Frida sent in an adorable happy birthday message to her mother, Osa. And dude, she sounds like an absolutely amazing woman. Frida says, I just want to send out a big, happy birthday to my fantastic mother Osa. She's turning 58 like a true champion on Wednesday the 24th. After COVID broke out, she had to quit her job as a massage therapist and started to work at an assisted living facility and as a personal assistant to a person whose normal employees have to go on sick leave because of mental health issues due to high workload,

tough work environment. She's pretty much the only substitute who accepts the request to work with this person and she's the one they call when they're in need at the assisted living facility because she is amazing. So by now you're thinking that damn this woman is fantastic, but just you wait. She's also gone back to school to study full time to become an assistant nurse. We live three hours away from each other, but my dream is to be neighbors someday. Yes, we have one of those annoying relationships. She's coming to Stockholm on her birthday, and we are going to celebrate it by doing a mother-daughter tattoo, two cats with tails that form a heart between them. I love it. And then we're going to dinner and a Jonassi concert? Can we take a minute to appreciate the fact that concerts are

finally back? Yes, we can, Frida. Freed says she really is amazing, and I can truly say that she is my favorite person. Yes, I'm single, but I think she'd still be my favorite, even even if I wasn't. Hell yeah. Her older friends always say that I look just like her, and honestly, if she's what my future is looking like, I surely have an amazingly good life in front of me. Happy birthday, Motherosa, I love you so much, and I love you guys both so much. Your love for each other just makes my heart explode. I love you guys. Thank you so much for writing in. And, oh, Alex, you know Big Jackie loves a self-birthday shout out, baby. Alex, my beautiful Sedge, happy almost birthday. Alex says, I have a birthday shout out for myself. After having a baby, moving across the country to take care of my parents, and starting a new job, I thought, why not make life harder and become a manager?

Did I mention that I am a hospice nurse during the pandemic? Anyway, happy birthday to me on November 23rd. This Sagittarius needs all the love and support she can get right now. And Alex, we send you all the love and love. support through your ears. I hope that you can feel it. I hope you can feel me hugging you and squeezing you right now. But I've got other people to hug and squeeze. And I'm starting with Aaron Moore, because Aaron Moore wrote in with the cutest, most amazingest, fated engagement and love story. And it made my heart absolutely melt. Thank you so much for sharing your love story with me.

And I'm so absolutely sorry that not only you, but everyone in your family got breakthrough COVID cases. I'm so happy that you all made it through relatively okay, much love to your mom, and I'm beyond happy that your love made it through the Panini as well. And you're going to be future metrimonied. Much love to you both, and thank you so much for the self-shoutout. Hell yeah, you deserve it. And speaking of amazing self-shoutouts,

number one, Lucy, I need you to know that Nico is the cutest dog I've ever seen, and please tag this pick on Insta so the world can see Nico, but number two, I'm so proud of you. Lucy says, I just wanted to write in to give myself a shout out for finally getting my 200-hour yoga teacher training certification after talking about it for years. I ended a four-year relationship this spring at the age of 35 because after four years, he still wouldn't ask me to move into his fully paid-off condo that his parents bought him. I started therapy back in 2020, and in between the meds and talking about my feelings, I finally realized that I deserved way better than one. what this dude was able to offer me. I saved my dollars up, serving and bartending,

and I'm currently spending a month into Lume, learning how to teach yoga and hanging out with rescue puppies. That's a Nico that I was talking about before. The positivity all exude while also being hilarious is so inspiring. After hearing so many other self-shoutes, I wanted to write in and congratulate myself for doing something for me after a really rough year. And thank you so much for hitting us up, Luzi.

I really appreciate it. And go you! Hell yeah, take them lemon-making lemonade. We all love lemonade. I'll jump back in. Jackie, this isn't Twilight. No, it's self-shout. We've got another self-shout coming in from a sexy,

soon-to-be librarian, sorry, Ash. In my brain, all librarians are sexy, and I hope I didn't make you feel too much like a piece of meat, much love to you, and here is what Ash has to say. This last year and a half has been pretty shit for all of us. On top of losing my mom, I had a full-on, friend implosion. You know what? That's okay, baby. I know who my real friends are and I know they really love me. Since then, I've been working on my mental health and self, and I'm doing better

than ever. I even know what I want to go back to school for. Thought I would bartend forever. I'm going to be a fucking librarian, baby. My plants are thriving, my hair is shiny, and my ass is thick. Karma's looking out for me, so I'm living my life to be the kind of person I want to have in my life. I try to only listen to y'all when I'm doing housework. So you've been my motivation to keep my space and consequently my brain clear. Love you all so much. And we love you too, Ash. Thank you so much writing in puts a smile on my face. I'm so proud that karma's looking after you. Karma's looking after us all, babies. Keep that positive energy up. And last but not least, thank you so much of Vanessa for sending in a straight-up just a bestie love email. Vanessa says, my name's Vanessa. My name's

Vanessa and I want to give a shout out to my bestest pal, Katie. We've been friends for over five years, and I could not be more grateful for her presence in my life. She is a fiercely loyal tourist baby who loves her friends deeply and truly wishes for them to succeed in all they do. I've been so lucky to laugh, cry, and dance with this hooligan over the years and can't wait to continue to do so as our weird human bodies slowly decay. Katie is a badass healthcare worker and has worked like hell over the pandemic to help her patients and employees. It's been a tough couple of years for old Katie Corn Dog, but I want her to know that I love her very much and always have her back. Though she lives in the devil's butt crack, South Carolina, and I live in Canada Jr., Minnesota, we're closer than ever and our friendship deepens each day. Katie, you've got the heart of an angel and the finest chili cooker.

That's her butt. These peepers have ever had the privilege of seeing. Believe in yourself, babe, like we all do. Love your friend Satan. P.S., Katie introduced me to page 7, and I'm so glad we talk about you guys all the time, and now I can't stop talking about fish fucking Tom Cruise. It lives rent-free in my brain, baby dolls. Sorry, I did say last but not least, but I am injecting another quick guy here because an amazing person named Anant wrote in a about his girlfriend's birthday on November 22nd. So Reordon, I just hope that you have an amazing birthday in Wisconsin, and I hope you guys get to spend it together. And much love, he seemed very apprehensive about writing in, and it's very, very adorable. Love you guys both. I hope you have an amazing birthday.

And I hope you all have an amazing... if you so choose to. And thank you guys so much for writing in your shoutouts to page 7podcast at gmail.com. that is seven the number, and I love you. Thank you guys so much for writing in your shoutouts to page 7 podcast at jembell.com that is 7 the number. And I'm so beyond so excited to hang out with you on stream next week. So please again, my name is Jackie Zabrowski.

You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. We're going to be talking about sex during the holidays on Tuesday, and you should come and check it out over on my Twitch. at Twitch.TV forward slash, oh, no, it's Jackie with my amazing asex certified psychiatrist and sex therapist friend, Dr. Jordan. And we're going to talk about, I am trying to undo hating sexual Christmas. Wow. And I'm working on it. So come work on it with me.

Is Santa Baby going to be part of the curriculum? I still forever hate Santa Baby. But I think I need to stop being so scared of anything that is kind of sex. during the holidays. I guess. I mean, I kind of hear it, but whatever. You know. Yeah, no.

All right. Check me out. Twitch. com slash hold date or so. If you're not at the Macy's Thanksgiving Good Day parade, I don't even know what the fuck. What do you do? What are you already passed out drunk covering your own vomit?

What's wrong with you people? All right, come on. It's six in the morning for us. God help us. It's nine in the morning, I think, on the East Coast. Which was, I remember when I felt like that was so early, by the way, MJ. It's absurd. I'll be watching.

And I'll have already been up for several hours. Yeah, I like how I was already going to be, I was already used to like now getting up. I get up around 6.30 in the morning every morning. And yet, Jackie found a way to still make this early, an early get up for me. That's the rough one. Yeah, when you gotta wake up earlier than the baby.

Earlier than the baby. And that's what we'll be doing. Check us out. Twitch. Twitch.com, TV, forward slash Hold Nader's ho. I'm streaming normally Monday, Tuesday, Friday. But you guys got to catch this Macy's party. When he's going to be like, why is my dad screaming?

Just. And drunk, why does he smell like a trashy can. Yeah, why does he? And besides that, again, Patreon.com forward slash page 7 podcast. Check it out. It helps us so much. Your support is amazing. There's so much constant on there. We do talk in TV. We talk about the TV we're watching every week. Jackie and I.

Got to get into it. Patreon.com. Ford. Page.com.com slash page7 podcast at gmail.com. I use your celebrity conspiracy theories. I use your blind items. And of course, we love them for the shoutouts. Thank you again. MJ, take it away. My name is MJ and I am MJKLKat on Instagram. All right. Jackie, you are the weakest link.

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