Page 7 - Ep. 454: Jackie and the Dirty Daddies

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" essence, everyone's Stryx ambassador title, Al Pacino's phone case, Rainn Wilson dipping his toe into the non-existent "chest feeding" issue, the backlash from a same sex kiss in Lightyear, Nick Cannon...being Nick Cannon again, Jennifer Aniston not eating some kind of internet salad and the mystery sound from MJ's dungeon. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Are the Kardashian's Doomsday Prepping Evangelicals?!  Also, a censored list, the blinds, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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I do have Celophane Mr. Celophane Should have been my name Mr. Celophane Because you can look right through me Walk right by me I think about John C. Riley

I think about John C. Riley in a clown costume Yes, it is from Chicago Yes, I'm a musical theater person In these you didn't know I am insufferable, yes, and welcome to page seven. And oh, I just love just through the Mr. Cellophane. Oh, did it just stop the banging? The dirge-like banging that was going on underneath, which I think it actually adds to the song.

If you hear some, Jackie described it as dungeon-like, if you hear some dungeon-like, rhythmic thumping coming from my end, it is not what a dungeon-like rhythmic thumping could be in a good way. I wish you were rhythmic humping, though, and it was just huge. just trying to make love to a robot. Or rhythmic dumping, just you're taking shits to Beyonce's new track. Am I right? Everybody, it's not shit, though. I like it's not shit, though. I like it's like it's shit.

Praising shits. I'm so afraid to invoke the name because of her. Who has a more intense fandom than Beyonce? I mean, truly. Is the beehive not? Because I was thinking about this when I was listening to the song and reading these articles, but sorry to

to immediately switch gears to it, but it's Biazza tag, y'all. But, you know, you could almost argue T-Swift, but I don't think those fans even hold a candle to the ferocity, the rabies-induced. Is it an ongoing feud between T-Fans and Bay fans about whose? No, I mean, if anything, it'd be like yay fans

and T-Sway fans, but not Binyay fans, which is what I call Beyonce fans, B'N-Y fans. are, I don't know. I mean, I think that they're just, they're on the streets. To me, in my head, the beehive is like the movie The Warriors.

Come out to play, yay. They're just on the streets with bats and like, yeah, Beyonce, I'm about to pay, yay. And they're just walking around, yeah, with the beer bottles and the fingers, clangin, and bats. Wow, this makes a lot of sense.

Who is on the top of, if I'm looking at a poll, of the most toxic fan bases and music, you too. Oh, yeah. is up there. You too. But they're all a bunch of tired old dads.

I don't even know. They're, they're ferocious. Holden, everybody listening to you two out there. We've got Cardi B. on the list. We've got Nikki Minaj on the list. Have Drake on the list. Have DJ Khalid on the list. Have Kanye on the list.

But then... Well, the problem of DJ Khalid is those fans are drying out all the women of the country, right? Because they're all refused to eat pussy and they're all just gross in general, right? Billy Joel is on the list. How dare you?

Yes, Emily and I did aggressively sing New York State of Mind, and when he did shout out, Jamaica, Queens, we did, like, yes, we're from there! Yeah. Did do that. I think that's more of a New Yorker thing by proxy thing. Just it happens that, I mean, New York is like his main hub, and so they're just a violent people. No, you got to go through this list, and in addition to thinking about the Zabraski's,

You have to think about the person you dated who has been the most insufferable fan of each of these things, right? Like everybody has dated somebody who insisted that they listened to a U2 CD, like their favorite U2 album. You know, everyone has dated somebody who was passionate about Billy Joel.

Well, we've talked about this on Wizard because, you know, we deal in fandom, right? But this is kind of breaking outside of music and we can keep it in music. But, you know, well, first of all, Toul notoriously has terrible fans, which is a shame, is I really do like Tool a lot, but their fans are fucking down.

Tool is not on this list. Really? Yeah, that's a weird. I don't like this list, though. Yeah, this list is racist. How many times have I heard of a Cardi B fan, like, coming at me or anybody? Cardi B fans are fine.

My main issue with the list is that Cardi B is on it. It is not my list, I promise. Like, yeah, what are Nikki Minaj's fans even called? Like, you know what I mean? I don't even know what, are the Menageries. It has to be the Menagerie. The Menagerie. Manage Atois.

Yes. Well then this is just dumb. This is just another. Where are they coming up with the optics to find this out? I'm talking about like if you invoke the name and connected to a negative descriptor. They come at you, bro. That's what I'm talking about. And I will say the lambly, we are not to be fucked with.

We're talking about Lamley. We're talking about Mariah Carey over here. Because her little lambs, I tell you what, you don't want to fuck with the lamely. Yeah, exactly. You mess with the lamb, you'll be counting sheep in no time. Whoa, yeah, you're going to sleep. You're going to sleep.

They put you in sleep, bitch. They'll put your ass to fucking sleep. I'm fucking playing a flute or whatever, like Lizzo. Reading your story. Tucking you in. Yeah, dude, I just don't know. I think the beehive is like,

and no greater situation than now with the rollout of this new album. You're seeing the hype. Twitter was it was ominous. Like that was the thing It wasn't even like Fuck yeah

New album was like Prepare for the beat down Bitches It's back you fuck It's true It was like You better not say anything About this fucking son

Yes we were talking about Beyonce's Seventh album Renaissance that will be dropping soon One of these songs has already been released

And it really is It is covered in some sort of man, maybe it has something to do with the dirge-like sounds coming from the office that you're in, MJ. In preparation of like, you will be different after this album. And it's a lot. It's a lot. Well, so this first track, I think it's kind of cool.

It's great. It sounds like she's trying to play with genre a lot. And this is obviously like C&C Music Factory, like late 90s, early 2000s. Definitely you should be vogueing to the. music, like, for sure. People were talking about, I'm taking this to the fucking gym today, like very, very that, right? Sweaty, abs.

That's what you see, right? Oh, yeah. Big dick, fucking, fucking a snowman, you know what I mean? Oh, man, yeah, it's a cold dick. Oh, yeah, that snowman gonna fall apart. Snowman's gonna break apart. Snowman's just like, hurt me, daddy. You know, it's a talking snowman or whatever.

Yeah, but then get the hat off of it and then it's just a pile of water. It's fucking falls apart, dude. It is the real deal. But it sounds like that's just the beginning. Like I think that this whole thing is going to be very up. Like, it's kind of, I feel bad for Gaga because I feel like her last album is like

what she wanted the rollout to be because everyone's ready to party again. Yeah, it was too bad. Yeah, she put an album out like right in the thick of we are literally not allowed to party. And it was this big like dance hall party thing. It was made to be sweaty and dance. to in a club of some sort

where you get a drink and you are very dehydrated. That's what Chromatico was built for and we couldn't have it then. Couldn't have it then. And then the moment passed and like who's trying to be like that's, you know what I mean?

Who's trying to remember Tiger King or whatever the fuck? Who wants to listen to the music that reminds you of the very early days. Reminds you of like, I should jerk off. I already did it. You know what I mean?

That's kind of vibe, right? But break my soul is already coming out but I think we're going to get a lot of different genres throughout this album, which is fun. So I think this is just the first, like, bam, here's some fucking 90s dance club, you know, workout, you know, jock jams. Yeah. That's what it is. It's interesting. It is very different than all of, than certainly than her other recent work, which is so experimental.

That's a really good point. When she said she's getting out of, or at least from what I gathered from this, it's getting out of the, like, kind of internal and, and like more seeking, what is the word for seeking change, M.J. We're trying to change. Activism? Activism or less activist, more fucking, fuck thumpin.

Yeah, get that snowman. Yeah, get that snowman, son. Honestly, a lot of the merch that is going along with Renaissance reminds me, this I'm about to have a hold in moment immediately accurate. What's the movie where all the men balls and it becomes sludge. Metal ball man.

Okay, there's metal balls. It becomes sludge. It covers them. Is it the Matrix? Are there metal balls? That are actually liquid in the Matrix? What? Metal Alenica.

Yep, it's Metal Alenica. That is exactly what I was referring to. I'm referring to the offshoot band for Metallica. Give us for. Let me actually try to figure this out. Metal balls that turn. I want to say it's like Matrix or the Terminator. Like I feel like it's, I see metal balls of like,

pussy sludge that roll and then they like turn into a person robot. Oh, like Mercury? Are you describing? Yes, like Mercury. Yes.

I thought you were trying to say a movie. Well, yes, but also Mercury acts like this sludge, pus, metal. Yeah, I didn't solve the mystery. I just got a more, slightly, I think, more accurate description of the material

she's describing. I'm gonna go with the abyss. I'm gonna go with the abyss. Yeah, maybe it could be like the abyss are like sphere. Maybe it's like the metal that makes up a fake Sam Neal and sphere? No, that's for Vent Horizon. I always could have used the two of them.

I know. Chromatica. Gromatica. I'm talking about Renaissance merch from Beyonce. And no, there's no turkey legs involved. That's like the Renaissance. I'm going to let you live in that. I'm going to let you live in that.

I'm just not going to react. In that, just that moment. of silence before Holden and I spoke where you where you said the turkey lake thing and no one knew what the fuck you were talking about. The Renaissance Fair. Something tells me that Renaissance is not going to have anything to do with any Renaissance fairs and I say that's already a loss for Beyonce fans. But the metal mercury that I was referring to that turns into a man robot in some sort of

movie that I can't remember reminds me of a. the merchandise that is being sold, that's mystery merchandise for Beyonce fans, that people, it's already sold out. Nobody knows what the t-shirt looks like. Nobody knows what the posters look like. Nobody knows anything about it. It's being sold as this.

It makes me think of a monolith from 2001 Space Odyssey, which I would love to have a monolith in my home. Don't get me wrong, if it's going, especially going to bring us into a, a new age of discovery, but I don't know if that's what this merchandise is going to provide. You know?

Yeah, I mean, I think it's kind of baller. First of all, they're going to get whatever it is anyways, so I don't feel like, how dare they not show them what it is? Like, these fans, these fans are ravenous. I mean, I literally watched a beehive the other day on the streets rip a man to shreds. Whoa, he can't see without his glasses. And I asked why I was like, why are you doing that?

Did they say something bad about Beyonce? They were like, no, we were just, hungry that. Oh, no. We were just hungry for a, and, and, and, and, wanted a snack. So, yeah, I mean, these people.

I'm still laughing about Jackie's micro reference just now. Thank you. You can see what those glasses. That's the beehive I'm talking about. No, just the ones out here buying a bunch of CDs.

I don't know why. I was weirdly offended by the vintage throwback of the fact that Beyonce is selling the album in a CD box set and I was brutally angry at the person that wrote the article about said box set of CDs saying that this was not only vintage but like how 80s is this

not 80s talking about get you breath for oh my god nothing makes me more angry than people ascribing to the 80s it used to be people would describe to the 80s what was the 90s. Like a fucking 80s party in college was always actually a 90s party you fuck. No one was dressing like that in the 80s. But now we're over

here ascribing the 2000s to the 80s. Things. Now everybody who wasn't around for like all the fucking idiot kids. No, you guys are brilliant. I love you guys. You're so smart. And you're a lot more you're a lot more empathetic than

my generation. Oh no. Your generation is arguably much better than our generation. But, always getting better. Because of Stranger Things and that stuff of its ilk, we are now, everything is the 80s, and it's ridiculous. And yes, the CD, guys, it was cassette tapes

in the 80s. We all know that. And by the, and my other favorite thing was like, by the way, if you want to have one of these sat dais, Cheap, set de-pass. And they were all like disc men. Yes. They weren't even CD players. They were all, I'm like, you're going to get a disc man? You're like, Why?

Why? Why? Why? Did you do that? Did you see Discman that's going to skip as you walk? Yeah.

Yeah. Don't get it. But I love that she, the person called them CD players. It was like, by the way, I did some digging for you guys. And this is like some cheap city plans.

And it's like, those art CD players. Yeah, it was the whole, I just got up in my fucking bullshit on that. But also, where's the vinyl, Beyonce?

I just got into my vinyl again. I got my record player up and running. See, because that's what I understand. I'm on the hunt for vinyl. That I get because purchasing a vinyl and like having a vinyl collection, that is a different, it's a different

mentality. And it sounds different. And it sounds different. Well, that's the thing. I mean, at the end of the day, you can argue, and that this is what I'm going for currently. Like, I want to hear these albums. Most recently, Lexi got me folklore and Evermore. I'm vinyl for Father's Day. I want to hear these albums in like the best quality possible. And, you know, I'm probably going to invest in some really fancy headphones.

is I want to do that thing where I like sit in my comfy chair with my big giant headphones and pull out the record and you know what I mean? Such a dad thing. You're really settling into dad. Also, yes, I'm sorry, old and so long. Happy first Father's Day. Yeah. I mean, of course, I was in Nashville for almost all.

I was only home for like a half an hour of actual Father's Day. But we celebrated the next day and it was great, you know. Daddy feels good. Daddy feels happy. And you can call Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. anytime you want to call Daddy Daddy, okay, Jackie. MJ, how do you feel about this? I'm not going to be calling it to be called.

You can call me Daddy? You want me to start calling you Daddy about like Jackie and the Daddy's? Can I call you Daddy? MJ and the Daddies, yeah. If we ever need to rebrand for any reason. Jackie and the Daddies. Yeah, Jackie and the Daddy's. How about Jackie and like the Dirty Daddy's?

Sure. Yeah, but I want you guys to be like covered in mud, you know, but like puddle mud. How about this? How about Jackie and the Dad sluts? Ooh. Okay. How about that? How about slut, Jackie, and the dad sluts?

How much is, Jackie's a slut? A little overkill, but I'll go with it. Yeah, how about just slutty slut slutt sluttersons in the slut slutters? I think we're just trying to be horny sluts everywhere. I don't think we're actually trying to be daddies anymore. I think we just want to be sort of fun sluts. So I'm excited for her new album and I think the merch. It also for you to someday tell Winnie that you spent your first father's day Holden in a Taylor Swift Museum.

Yes, that was the thing. I kind of felt, well, sometimes T. Swift feels like my dad. You know what I mean? I get it. I get it. It was kind of important to go to Mecca is what I call it. You know what I mean? But no.

You always pray towards the Taylor Swift Museum, like no matter where you are. And by the way, it's not the Taylor's Museum. And it's like not even close to a Taylor Swift Museum. It's the Country Music Hall of Fame. and there's like four Taylor Swift things and then like a million other country things. Oh, I thought she had her whole, I thought she had a whole museum.

I thought it's because the way Holden was talking about it. Yeah. And I have to say, as somebody who was in person with Holden over the weekend, we were literally backstage, like about to go on stage, and Holden was talking about his plans. This is Saturday night.

He's talking about his plans for Sunday. And he looks wistfully into the middle distance and he's like, yeah, tomorrow, we're going to go to the Taylor Swift. exhibit. And he was like, he went to another place every time he spoke about how excited he was to go to this museum. It was great. They had like a weird replica of her tour bus, which was weird if you saw that picture.

And they had her dress from the me music video, one of her dresses from that. Did you get to touch anything that she wore? Yeah, it was, she wore the, um, that newest video they just put out, um, I bet you still think about me, that red dress and red guitar from that music video. That was directed by her bestie. What's her day? Fucking gossip girl, whatever. Blake lively.

Oh my God. Really? How dare you? Yeah. They also had one from her like old school, like speak now, like a fearless kind of days. They had a dress and a guitar from that. And I just felt her essence. But they also had Shania's fucking leopard print.

Oh, I know. Yeah. They had that. They had a he-haul exhibit, a little setup. What was it for donkeys? Oh, right. please. He-Haw's a national treasure. He-Haw is my first exposure to sketch comedy, technically.

No, he-haws pretty great. Watching it with my grandparents. They had a grandparsons nudie suit. It was great. It was great. Like, that's how what a donkey sounds like. Oh, right. He-ha-haw. I think that is probably how they got the fucking name for it, Jackie. I mean, I don't know.

But either way, I was close to her essence, and I felt really good about that. So you're welcome. That's awesome. And I just want to say thank you to everybody that came out to Nashville this weekend. I had a great time in Nashville. Man, a lot. more moist in Nashville than I expected to be. I have not been that moist in a minute.

And I'm not talking about sexually, but also I guess sexually. A little bit. I meant more, I've been dallying with the idea. I didn't buy it for this. Hold on to your butts. You're about to hear the most, like,

experimental, crazy thing of all time. Do you only make perspirit for your face and that you might die if you use it? Because technically you're supposed to sweat. but also technically you can put antipersprice on your face? No, it's, I sweat a lot, and I was once talking to somebody and complaining about it, and they were like, you're so lucky, though, because they have issues with exactly that with sweating, and they, like, literally can't work out because it's so bad, because, like, when you hold your shit in like that and you have to sweat that bad, it's like you have to go sit down and you get upset.

So I don't do that, Jack. So don't put face antipers. persprent on because No, but put the anti-shine tool on. Uh-oh, Strix. Check out Stricks. I may be a premium ambassadors to go to Stricks.

Whatever at checkout, you get 15 or who knows, maybe more a percent off. Jackie 15, I think you only get five percent off. So you might want to use whatever at checkout to get your Stricks. Stricks. Brought up, which is very interesting. I love Stricks, and you should use

my promo code. And not. Also, Holden, every time we talk about it, you've knighted yourself further. Did you just say premium ambassador? That's what we are. That's what Silas told us we are in the day. Is that true? I was like, no, I am, oh, the queen's night of districts.

Yes. He said premium ambassador. We're special. We're extra special. I think we're going to Saudi Arabia next week. Oh, thank you. As premium ambassadors, well, you're not allowed to go because of the whole woman thing, but I'm going to get to go. That's fine.

I will say us doing our Dilf Awards, our strict sponsored Dilf Awards, which I did put up on the Patreon, was so much fun. And there's been so many talks of like TV daddies on the internet because it's man, we're hitting that time period, y'all. Middle of the summer, celebrities are on vacation. The celebrities are in hiding for the summer, which is why, of course, great time for Beyonce. to drop this album. Great time for Al Pacino to finally, just this hot, hot news, guys, just came out.

Al Pacino reveals the truth behind his Shrek phone case. Guess what it was. Guess what? Oh, this actually is important news. Tell us. His daughter gave it to him. So that's it. That's a whole article that I've read through you.

That I see the entire thing. He had no idea what was on his phone case. He literally goes, my daughter gave me that. Yeah, but it just speaks towards him being, you know, celebrities. It's just like that. But it just does speak towards him, like, not being like a stuck-up, whatever. He, you know, and you can kind of see that in the way he just dresses when he's just, like, doing a casual event or something like that.

I mean, have you seen Jack and Jill, the movie of Adam Sandler? Yes, double take Adam Sandler, where he plays him in his twin sister. And Al Pacino is in it. because it turns out also Al Pacino is kind of like down to clown. Yeah, apparently another trivia effect about him. Apparently he has not realized he was in the last five movies he's in. He just goes places and they film him. They have to just build the side of him around him.

No, he's a Gucci. Man, his performance in House of Gucci is like, yeah, it is like an Al Pacino impression. I appreciate that he said, I didn't even look at my. phone case until social media told me what was on it. I took a look and I said, that's Shrek, which makes me think of something my father would do. Oh my God. There it is. Imagine, it's like not a nightmare, but imagine like the surprise of like having a nice picture of you go viral and everyone's just like pointing and laughing at you and you're like, what? What? And then it's like, oh, it's because of the phone case your daughter gave you. I mean, that actually really is a

celebrities, they're just like our clueless dads. They really are. Also, he had his first child when he was 50, so, you know, he started late. That's why I first was like, how old's is, like, what was it, was the kid trolling the dad? And I don't even know, I think they literally like with your parents, where sometimes you're like, why don't you have a phone case on? Okay, let me just, oh, is this a phone case? I'll just put it on.

Do not break the phone. You're right. It does open up some more questions about why his daughter would get him a Shrek phone case. Is she an adult? Then it's a real big question. If she's a kid, then that also is a question because he's so old. So it is a satisfying resolution, but I'm not totally satisfied. I still want more information.

Less of an old man take than I saw MJ retweet and respond to this Rayne Wilson take that we're all have to call it chest feeding now. Oh, they're going to make us call it chest feeding now. Can you believe it, MJ? Because you, MJ, people like your... I know, it's all my fault. Fucking right, which I never even said chest feeding when I was breastfeeding. To his credit, to his credit, he, he, very next day was like, I super fucked up.

Oh, he did? A bunch of people. Yeah, yeah, he was like, I talked to a bunch of people in the trans community. And like, I made a huge mistake with this. But I just love... Wait, what happened? Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Bring it down for us. This is such funny, like, this is such funny, like, kind of, I guess, anti-trans take. Yes. Grumpy old transphobe on Twitter, Rayne Wilson. I'm happy to hear that he apologized. Yeah, he did apologize. Cancelled, uncanceled. That's fine.

But, so he retweeted, I think it started with a retweet of, like, just like this one hospital that has a policy that's like, ask the person who just gave birth, like, if they, like, in, I don't even think it said ask. I think it just said, like, be mindful that some people would rather have nursing or breastfeeding called chest feeding, depending on their gender identity, and that chest feeding is a term that has been being brought in more to be more gender inclusive. This was, it was like a, and, but because there's an incredible transphobic panic happening on all levels right now from the far right, it got jinned up on Twitter and was like,

hospitals won't even let you say breastfeeding anymore. Yeah, yeah. They're forcing us to change it to chest. They're making us all be trans. No one's doing that. No one cares. It's breastfeeding. Yes.

And Dwight Shrewt is like, oh, next thing you know, I can't even call them breasts. And I retweeted it. It's the new, it's the crazy, the war on words thing. Yes. It's so insane. As someone that has never had to do it, obviously, I kind of like the phrase chest feeding

where it's like, no, my breasts for me are for me and for getting slapped around by my partner. You know, yeah, sex. It's for the making of the child and the making of the fatter of the babies. Right, right. I like the compartmentalization of the, but I also, I'm coming at it from a much different standpoint, but I like the phrase chest feeding.

Yeah, you know, it's just inclusive, right? Yeah. If it's like if they want you to say that, A, it's not a big deal, but B, like, who's doing that? Like, five people. Yeah, right. That's like maybe one person in the hospital at any given time. And right, what I retweeted was like,

because there's this whole, there's just, again, there's so much like right-wing panic about trans people right now. And there's this idea that's like, They're going to take gender out of giving birth. And it's like giving birth is the most extremely gendered thing. Like you're literally ushered into the mother baby word. Like they are not taking, you're not going to, you're not allowed to be a woman anymore if you give birth.

I tried. I tried to have the baby. All right? I watched junior. I watched junior five times in a row. And still didn't work. I thought you just could get pregnant just by watching the movie. I just, I talked like Arnold Schwarzenegger for, you know, three weeks.

straight. Couldn't get pregnant. I'll watch it. Him and his tiny ponies. And you're just like, it's a thomah. It's a thomah. I just kept running around screaming that at people. They're like, I don't know. I'm just the mailman. I don't care that it's a two, you know, I don't know. Perhaps the junior for forcing a bunch of parents in the 90s to have to explain where in the body a baby comes out from. You know, because I definitely remember being like, well, what's so absurd about this? My poor parents had to be like, well, I think this. This is the most absurd part. Although, you know, have a C-section, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

That's fine. Yeah. I just wanted to bring that out of it. And also just celebrities, this goes, you know, rolling's at the top of this, right? It's just like, why even get involved? Why even, I mean, I get it. You should be able to talk about whatever you want, whatever. But like, why even?

Celebrities right now are like, you can't cancel me. I'll cancel myself first, you know? Like, they're so afraid of getting canceled. What is right? Wilson care about breastfeeding. Like, yeah, also, Rain, you're not cancelable to me because like, you're not entity. I don't care what your take it. Yeah, you're just nothing when it comes to this.

That's why I, half the time I don't know, like, who should I be upset with, like, the fact that in part of the articles, I was getting increasingly more angry as I did more research over this week about how much, like, is it actual hate or is it fake social media hate for promotion about. about the movie Lightyear. Yeah, explain this to me. So there is a same-sex kiss in the Disney Pixar movie Light Year about the origin story of Buzz Light Year and every single celebrity gossip page is like, but did you see everyone's upset

because there's the same sex kiss in Light Year? I'm just like, but wait a second. But wait, are just four dumb asses upset or are like tons of people? people upset. And you know, I think at the end of the day with stuff like that, I'm sure there's some ugly people out there. I'm not saying that there are not that are upset about it. They're like, I won't take my children. You know what? You can't act off. Yeah, I said it. Yeah. You can't get, go screw. I don't want to fucking have to me. The Toy Story franchise is dead to me. The minute it

it became gay. And at the end of the day, at the end of the day, but that's what's funny, like, the Disney fucking app has a whole pride category on their streaming app right now of like pride themed stuff that they carry on that service. And it's not even Buzz Lightyear who the kiss is between. It's between two female astronauts in it. Now, I have not seen the movie yet. And apparently originally... It is weird though when he's 69's the dog.

Well, that I get it. When in space, you know. Slinky dog? Yeah, that was weird. Spread it loud. By the way, didn't even think about how great that would be for a 69ing. That's linkie dog. Yeah, no, it takes all the gravity out of it.

And then you're like, flop, flap it around. Everybody's holes are getting juices. see and then that's when like mercury, your wet will pop out in your holes and drift up and become metal robot people. But Disappearment.

Yeah, fucking snowbed, bro. It all goes back to that. Cut the scene. And then because of all of the horrendous bullshit with the Florida's don't say gay legislation, Disney ended up adding the scene back in. So this has already been

that's why, you know, in the same way that I yelled about Morbius versus so long, I've been hearing about this. Why is Morpius coming? Why is Morpius? Because Morpius is always there. This conversation has been happening for months. It's been months of it. And then the movie came out. And now the movie came out so that everyone's like, but the scene, like this scene

has been discussed for months on the celebrity gossip sites. Well, you know what it is, man? I mean, at the end of the day, this is my thought towards it. I think we just, we have to, at this point, you have to come to expect this. And it's the, it's, I call it the path to normalization. So just keep putting it in until it's just normal. And we're seeing the reaction. I think you're totally right,

hold it. It's the path to normalization, right? And there's been this rapid expansion of rights for LGBTQ people in the last, you know, decade or whatever. But now we're seeing this, you know, the reaction and the reaction, like, and so the reaction, I think to answer your question, Jackie, like, is this fake or is this real? I think that it's so funny too because right when people will be like, the online, all the people online are tweeting at me about how I'm.

I can't call it breastfeeding. And it's like, what's actually happening, I think, my understanding is that it's like a small, like, but vocal, you know, group of bigots with big platforms online, like Ben Shapiro and like, Lips of TikTok and all these places, like, that are like, and J.K. Rowling is a different thing. But like, you know, it's like, it's like some people with really big platforms have decided that they are going to decide that they're not homophobic,

but trans people are taking it too far. And where that goes into the Buzz Lightyer thing is like, also you're homophobic. Like obviously, you are homophobic. You're saying it's all trans people's fault and you're cool with everything else. But you're not because this buzz lightier thing is a perfect example of that. But it's like when you actually do polling on this, it's like the majority of Americans think that trans people should be able to access health care. The majority of Americans think that trans people should be able to transition. Like it's fine.

Like the majority of Americans think that you should teach. critical race theory in schools, are all this, it's like... And that it should be called above the stomach feeding. Oh, please. You're going to be around me.

Top feeding. And so it's like, but a small, you know, very vocal, very fascist, like, group of people who are very online

are, like, creating, are ginning up these, these things. And they're, it's not all fake either because it's really, you know,

people are storming drag queen story hours. Like there's real life violence. I don't even give me started on this fucking drag. I know, man. I know. And also politicians, of course, politicians like... Would you watch a, can a clown, a person dressed as a clown read a book to you? Even if they go that night and do a comedy show where they tell dirty jokes, are they allowed to read a story to your kids? Is it a filthy stand-up comedian, a known filthy stand-up comedian? By the way, I saw one bitching about this very thing on Twitter.

Can you read a story to a group of kids without getting shit for it, even though you go that night and say a bunch of racist, homophobic, disgusting shit on stage, you get to read a story to your kids. Can someone dressed up as a princess? To me, a drag queen is a princess clown. That is what a fucking drag queen is, by the way. Not a hyper-sexualized, you know what I mean? I love what you said, MJ, too,

about how it's literally just like weirdly turns into, like, the over-sexualization of women and, like, this weird way that we view. Yeah, like, if you view a drag queen as, this is I'm stealing this. stealing this from a viral tweet, but it's like if you view a drag queen as inherently sexual,

even when she's just sitting there reading a book, then that is a problem with your relationship to femininity. Drag queens perform like exaggerated femininity. If you think that is inherently sexual, that is on you, bruh. Yeah, that is totally one of

those weird fucking things where it's like you know, these girls that these schools should be wearing skirts down to their ankles. If I see a knee on a girl, my penis pops out of my bed. That's like, that's your problem, dude. Yeah, exactly. You know, this is fucking toilet.

Kids are being turned out by all these drag queens in the library. Toyota flush Thursday every here, but whatever, I had to get it out because I'm so annoyed at that, like, is that's one of those things where a lot of times I'm like, well, there's some nuance here. I'm like, no, you have no idea what you're fucking talking about. You don't know anything about drag culture. Obviously, like, it just, it's so stupid. but anyways. Yeah, and I'm glad that I was wondering, I knew that there was a lot of gay panic about Buzz Light Year.

And in my laziness to not look it up, I was just like, well, I'd miss assuming Buzz Light Year just kisses a bunch of guys, but apparently it's not even that. I mean, I'll watch it. I'd love to watch it. It's everything else. It's a female protagonist in a Marvel movie.

I mean, it's just like, you just, it's like, whatever. Okay, keep bitching. We're just going to keep doing it and it's going to be normal. And, you know, and it's literally, and my whole take on it too of people like, well, why do they have to do it in the first place? Well, it's like, because bro, I'm sick of seeing the same story

about the same type of person over and over again personally. I would like to see other types of stories because it's interesting because it's entertainment and I want to see different things. I don't want to just see the same looking person go through the same arc

over and over again. You know what I mean? And I want to see that fucking slinky arm suck a silly dick. And if you don't want to let me do that, then fucking shut Pixar down. I'm moving on, bro. And it's like, I've been watching

a lot of children's media over the last few years. And it's so funny too because like Disney movies just have so much kissing in them. And it's fine. I'm fine with it. I'm not like not around my daughters. But it is weird because if you watch like a show now, nowadays that's made for like three year olds, they're still kissing in it because it's like this is about monster trucks who race because like three year olds don't understand why you would need to kiss.

But like if you watch a Disney movie from back in the day or now within like 20 minutes, There's romantic heterosexual kissing. And again, it's fine. Napriss pops a boner and little mermaid and it's a whole situation. But we don't need to get into that. Speaking of penis castles, I just got excited because I saw a headline about Nick Cannon

about how I thought it said his mother was trolling him on Father's Day, telling him to slow down. But no, it was some of the other mothers of his children that were telling him to slow down. But what I did not know is that on Father's Day, he had this huge party at a club and a bunch of bottle, I'm reading from the article, a bunch of bottle service girls brought out a big sign that was covered in balloons that just

said, he don't pull out for his father's day celebration. And I have just been sitting here looking at it being like, I would love to start celebrating anyone who has a penis that has a child of, he don't pull out. Can we get up some moral panic about Nick Cannon, honestly? Because I'm concerned about children being at a father's day party with a big sign that says he don't pull out. Not from a moral point of view, but just from a like embarrassing point of view. Nobody wants to see that sign about your dad. Good God.

Four different women pregnant. There's no, there's no church. I don't think. Well, I really wish it was his mom. that I thought his mom was publicly trolling him. I just feel like the morality of that is so much more insane than fucking chest feeding and fucking, I don't even know,

I bet that same sex kiss is so like nothing too. It's just like, I don't know. Yeah, this guy's ever here. And what we should really be upset about right now is the fact that Jennifer Anniston never ate the viral Jennifer Anniston's salad over again. They said that she ate.

I'd never heard of this before this. It's the TikTok. It's the damn, it's the damn TikToks. The TikToks are always talking about the viral Jennifer Aniston salad. It's the salad. She eat it every single day on friends. Isn't it so crazy? This is how she stays so thin.

It's all about the Jennifer Anison salad. And then for her to say, I never ate that salad. It was just like, ah, ha ha. I liked her salad too. Well, the chickpeas, they block you up. I guess they block you up, but I also, who gives? And it's, my problem is that TikTok sometimes sucks me in to avoid of content where I'm just like, is everybody talking about the Jen for Anderson salad?

Is everybody talking about how Jen for Aniston eats a salad every day? No. But it's just on my feed that I'm like, oh, everybody knows about the Jennifer Anson salad. I can't be the only one that knows about the Jennifer Anison salad. I do like, except for the egg whites, I do like her actual salad a lot more. shredded lettuce, chicken, egg whites, a couple of garbanzo beans, bacon, and a basic... Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah.

Yum, yum. Time me up. Yeah. Way better than this weird chickpea, you know... No, the other one sounds great, too. It's got bogers, got parsley, mint, red onion, chickmys, crumbled feta, and chopped pistachios. It's like a... I love feta, but I don't like the cat piss part.

I think that's unnecessary. Oh, I forgot. We did. Yeah, you got to squeeze at least three cats. So it's three cats worth of urine that you have to dance on time. So you dance to get around, make sure they're good and fraud. Ring them out and get that juice out. Beautiful.

She never ate the salad and everybody needs to know. And I'm just so mad that it's still being discussed. It's a perfect metaphor for the chest feeding thing. Yes. Right. A bunch of panic about something that may or may not have even happened. Sh shoving this thing down your throat. This is definitely the salgated.

This is definitely what's going on. This is definitely the reality. And then being like in a little interview just being like, no one does that. What? No, that's not my fuck is. It was just a note. Parathetical. No hospital is demanding

you say chest feeding. They put you in the mother baby war. There's so much going on right now. Why do we have a moment to even think about making everyone say chest feeding? We're a hospital. No, no, man. They bring you to the mother baby ward and they say,

welcome, sir, and they give you a tie, and they make you put on the tie. Just given birth, you have a baby that you're nursing. The tie is a danger to the baby, but they make you wear. It was great for me, but everyone else around me was miserable. That's a great mental image. That's a good stand-up bit, right?

That's a great mental image. All right, should I get me into the, we got celebrity. Let's get off all this talk of politics and politics. Everything is talk about the celebrity conspiracy, huh? Yeah. Everybody loves it. Hit me with the share. Do you believe it?

Are the Kardashians doomsday prepping evangelical? Oh, I hope they are. This one comes in from Live. Shout us to Live. I'm going to give your TikTok and IG at the end for sure, by the way. But let's get into this. Because this person actually put up their own TikToks about this theory. And it's pretty eye-opening stuff here.

Oh. I mean, I won't say all the Wyoming stuff. It's got to be a part of this. Yeah, definitely a big part of it. I didn't know they were Hillsong people. Chris Pratt's. crazy. Oh, yes. I didn't know any of it. I didn't know they were technically evangelicals. I'm giving away everything up top. All right. Okay, this is from Liv. Okay. This one goes on a bit of a wild ride, but stick with me. Are the Kardashians junezay prepping evangelicals? I know you were tired of talking about the Kardashians, but I think now that Kardashians are influencing elections, we should be keeping up with them more than ever. Yeah, well, she didn't destroy the dressholding. Everyone, that everybody says, that everybody knows that she destroyed the Maryland Monroe. row dress and apparently she says

she did it. All right, well she annoyed my mess. So there you go. I made a video about a week and a half ago pointing out that the Kardashians are doomsday prefers. Live did, not me. Chloe Kardashian just moved next door to Chris Jenner and they removed the property line

essentially making that a compound. And all of us have seen how they have been buying up property in the hidden hills area close to each other. They are essentially making compounds. On top of that, they are all have farms now where they are growing food. But it was the video of Chloe Kardashian's pantry that really made me realize that they

are just stylized doomsday preppers. Chloe is a single mother with a toddler, but she has a pantry that could feed three football teams. That's what got me thinking of them as preppers initially. So she then linked the TikToks. Here's a couple notes from those things. People don't talk that much. I already mentioned that people don't talk about it much.

The Kardashians are evangelicals and actually used to be a part of the Hillsong Church Chris Pratt is a part of that has like the anti-LGBI. The Gaines is too, right? Sentiment. You aren't Chip and Jojo in the same church as Chris Pat? I don't know if they're specifically in the Hill song church. I'd take it back. Because I think that that's, yeah, I'm fairly, I'm pretty sure.

Have they ever sung a song on a hill? Oh, they have. That's a clear indication. Oh, wait go. I tell you what. That is a clear indication of that. The pantry is absurd. I saw a picture of it.

You guys, if you can look it up. It's all color coordinate. It's all, like, it looks like inside of the most beautiful grocery store. It looks like the shining pantry. I will also say they do have like a team of people there at all times. Now I do wonder, is that pantry open? I mean, probably, is not, but is that open to all the teams of people that are there? I think the other pantry for them is just outside of the beating room.

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Can't get close to the beating room for the help and then they give them food after a heal. So, yeah, the pantry is absurd and Liv refers to it. it hilariously as stylish doomsday prepping. One can draw a connection between also Kim K and Tammy Faye, Baker, that is, with their makeup lines, the weird rise to power, the whole, all that stuff. I would love it if Kim Kay started dressing.

Yeah, that would be great. Now that's what I want to see. They also had an episode in the final season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where they went to go look at underground bunkers. So maybe everyone knew that they were doomsday preppers, and I'm just catching. up. They are using a church as a tax shelter, not paying people a fair wage, hoarding wealth, hoarding supplies, and influencing elections. I think it's pretty crucial that we not only keep an eye out on them, but call this kind of stuff out because it's weird. Kim has made comments before

about tithing a percentage of her income to the church, but she doesn't disclose that that church is her mom's church, so the money probably comes back to her. There is also a whole Hillsong element to the Kardashians that no one really talks about and ties to losing. Taylor, who has her own church, put celebrities into conservatorships, and has them tie the percentage of their income to her church. She did this with Britney Spears, having Britney pay almost $50,000 into her church while Britney was under a conservatorship. It almost feels like the Kardashians are setting themselves up to be the modern day televangelists. I can't wait to hear what y'all think about both of these stories. So Chris Jenner helped found the California

Community Church, which sits as a non-profit charity that requires members of to pay $1,000 a month and tithe 10% of their income as donations to the church. Whoa. This was one of those like, sometimes we do really goofy, silly, obviously stupid ones. This is kind of one of those where I'm like... In terms of the pantry, I'm torn on this because I think on the one hand, it has just become like a normal aesthetic to have like a doomsday pantry. Right?

Yeah. Like, thanks to the home at it. It's just like everybody's like my pantry. Maybe it's not only thanks to the home edit. Also, I would say as someone that used to live as a, I used to work as a, essentially a home manager and working with rich people that like it was so much easier for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they gave me a sock at the end.

It was fine. So I think it was more of, um. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That I could then see how much I needed and, and that the more I had. meant the less time I had, like, the more time that I had to go restock everything whenever they would get low on something. So as someone that did work for a rich person's home, I can see that as just, like, easier for the staff to make sure that everything is maintained.

Yeah. And, like, I feel like it's just, yeah, it's like, I feel like everybody I follow on Instagram who has a nice house also has, like, a whole room devoted to, like, years and years worth of food. So, like, that part, you know, might be culty, doomsdayy, like sovereign-day people. It's the church stuff and the searching for a underground bunker episode is a little bizarre. The church thing is that like, what are those people, if you're, Chris Jenner, start a fucking free church.

Pay people to come, like, you know, like, what are you taking people's money for? Bitch, you got so much money. This also didn't, again, bring up the 4,500 acre ranch that they have in Wyoming. Now, if you want to get to a place that it's off the grid where a lot of people will not be able to find you, it is certainly going to Wyoming. You know, and you could almost see, like, a reality in which, you know, Kanye was initially supposed

to lead that charge a lot more, but then kind of went AWOL on their plans. Yes. And so they dropped him and now, like, Pete is being groomed into whatever they want, you know? Yes. And, you know, if I was a celebrity, like, part of me, can understand the idea of wanting to

have a place in the wilderness where no one can find you. Oh, yeah. I mean, I want that and I'm not a celebrity. So I get them like the draw to have some, a place to retreat to where nobody knows your name. And I think that I get, I mean, I get that for them. And especially like with Wyoming, if you've got a private jet, yeah, get a 4,500 acre lot in Wyoming because you can just make your own air strip and fly there whenever you fucking want. It's not inconvenient whatsoever.

I get the idea of it. Honestly, what scares me the most is the church thing. And the Christianer church, that's what creeps me out. Like, even like the preppers thing, as someone that's like a life prepar, I completely get it. But the church thing is very scary. There was also recently an interview with Kim Kardashian. They were like, what's your favorite meal to eat in the nighttime? And she just went mad.

I mean, mannage. Manwitch. Manwitch or mayonnaise? I was like, you want you just eat mayonnaise? Yeah, no, it's creamy. So before I forget, shout out to live. Their TikTok is at Chef Livv Vasquez. Chef Livv Vasquez.

And Instagram is at Livy Smalls. If you want, get on that TikTok. There's a lot more there for you when it comes to this conspiracy. And thank you so much for sending this in. Wow. whatever, it's over now. No, now it's over, but first, it's time for the list. Oh, who's on the list?

Bang, Jay. Gotta have that list. I'm in a fucking canyon of doomsday bunker myself right now. By the way. I kind of love it. Apologies, we can't really record this the other time. This is like such a crazy week coming off at Agile. So if you're hearing a lot of slamming noises, no, MJ is not stuck in some sort of saw-like scenario.

or in a terrifying basement where they've got to like cut their legs off to get out or whatever. It's just they're working on the boiler. It's not even my doomsday bunker. Although I would love a pantry that was prepared for the apocalypse. I would love it. Yes, or a fuck bunker would be great.

I would take either. Of course I want one of those. It's a funger, by the way. You're right. You're right. But first, 15 amazingly dumb cases of censorship. This I chose because, because of the light ear hubbub.

There's things on this list that I had no idea, but sadly make a lot of sense. Spider-Man has to be contractually straight. Spider-Man is contractually obligated to be a straight white man. Andrew Garfield got in hot water once for suggesting in an interview that Peter Parker could maybe be bisexual. Well, the white man part is interesting too,

because there was the whole campaign to get, Yeah, to get, what's his name to do it? Used to be our friend in New York. Ah, yeah. Oh, yeah, which I would watch the hell out of. Childish Gambino, yeah. I mean, I feel like I, that's just such a disturbing thing in a clause. Like, he has to be white and.

It's so dumb. This is America, huh? The song? Yeah, I mean, that's why like this list, as I was reading, was like, this is the list we're choosing. because I was just getting more and more mad. Like Tweety Bird, Tweedy Bird. Tweedy Board.

Tweetie Board was originally pink and featherless, but he eventually was given yellow feathers because censors objected to a naked bird. Yeah, I can't see a bird's ass. Well, I don't want to be sitting there with a bunch of kids watching, you know, Tweety Bird cartoon and get all hard. Yeah, I mean, would you do? That'd be weird.

When you see that pink, naked little bird, featherless bird, man, do my downstairs jaws start yapping? But they don't. Don't worry. But how would you feel if maybe you were watching Sailor Moon that because in Sailor Moon's English dub, they covered the lesbian lovers, Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune as cousins. We talked about this on The Wizard of the Bruiser episode on Sailor Moon, which was a fantastic time. We actually had Jake's fiancé. Marie joined us for that, which was awesome. And this is a great example of like how, in other countries, it's been normalized for a really fucking long time, y'all. When did Sailor Moon come out in Japan, bro? Yeah, dog. In the fucking 80s?

Yeah, dog. And it was an open lesbian couple in the fucking show. They're cousins, please. We're all sitting around the States in 2022 freaking out about a same-sex couple and a thing, like having an innocent kiss. I mean, it's... And honestly, it relates to the tweet. To the idea that, like, you're going to be scandalized by, like, a naked bird.

Like, what are you even talking about? No, we don't fuck birds. Humans don't fuck birds. How are you going to be turned on by a naked bird? Right. And how is a kid going to see two people kissing of any gender and be like... Oh! Well, and the other thing, whatever.

It goes back to the drag queen thing, too. The argument is like, we're grooming children to like, God forbid, think it's okay to dress like a woman. And, you know, it's just so funny. But, man, what a missed opportunity for Toby McGuire and James Franco to kiss if that hadn't been in the closet that they couldn't. Because I would watch it. Oh, I would watch it. I would certainly watch it. And this is a surprising one. Castlevania. Now, I am familiar with Castlevania, mostly just because I've known Marcus for so long.

Castlevania, Nintendo of America had a no religious symbols policy. So when the Castlevania series made it to the U.S., all Christian crosses were removed from a game about vampires. So yeah, this is a very common thing with video game dubbing to America, again, from Japan and how things are culturally different. There's a lot of, like, demons and, like, Christian symbolism and stuff used in ways that aren't, like, you know, stuck, very, very, that are just not, like, sacred. Ah, I see. Like, things are treated in the States, right? It's just, yeah, it's, it's, this happens a lot with these sorts of things. things, especially like, it's so funny with like old Nintendo games specifically, which is

hilarious because it's the most innocent, you know, one of the most innocent properties like Nintendo. But it's just a difference in culture completely. Well, that's why I wonder if these things are going to change over time, like the fact that the creators of Harley Quinn cartoon were informed by DC that heroes don't do that. Yeah. And by that, they mean giving oral sex. their rationale, it's hard to sell a toy

if Batman is going down on the screen. What do you mean? So Harley Quinn said the adult animated show on HBO, it's very fun, it's very dirty. It's great. And then, yeah, it's they have, but they, and there's so many filthy things that happen in that show. So it's so funny that they were like,

this is where they drew the line, like, orally pleasing a woman. That is too far. That's disgusting, Holden. Don't you see the difference? Yeah. Yuck. Yeah, it's so funny.

But, you know, we're getting there. I think, I mean, that's the fun thing, though, is we're getting there, you know? I mean, that's all I can say. Slowly but surely, but at least you're not getting there by masturbating in the DC universe. Like, they wanted to have in Sandman by Neil Gaiman, and the reaction was people do not masturbate in the DC universe.

His reaction was that, that that explains a lot about the DC universe. It shows in the pet-up universe, do you mean? I feel like desire, the character desire in Sandman was one of the first representations of a trans person, of a non-binary person. So how do you feel about the Sandman series that's coming out? Have you looked at it at all? I'm definitely interested.

I haven't looked at like the feedback loop on it, and I kind of avoid that anyway. So I'll definitely check it out because I love Sandman. It's a fantastic series. I love Sandman. If they can adapt it well, then I'm into it. It's going to be hard to adapt. It's one of those very much, like, this is a comic book story.

Like, that's what's one of the great things. Like, I love any piece of media that's like, this could only be a video game. This could only be a comic book. Like, makes the case for that. And I feel like Saman does that a lot. And, but still, I think it would be cool to see. But, yeah, I loved that, that desire portrayal was, like, really impactful for me. And again, just shows that represent, you know, and I read that book in college.

And that was still like, whoa, this is a. character that I cannot is undefined, you know, not since it's Pat, if I viewed a character. That's true. Pat really, Pat walks so that the rest of us could run. Oh, I loved it. Pat. When it's bad, falls down at my nuts, my nuts. And then they've got a bunch of peanuts. That's a lot of fun. But, uh, yeah, desire is one of the endless. I doubt it. You think that it holds up? I don't. I think the whole point was that everyone.

Julia Sweeney so much and like that voice is so funny. Yeah, you know, that's a good question to think back on it because I don't like that Pat was out like at a time that I was like very visibly ambiguously gendered and I definitely was like, I understand this, but I'm not sure if the butt of the chip inside. I would love to see it's Pat. I'm sure somebody will tell me why, give me specific examples of why this could never have, but I would love to see it's bad as like the trans. Yeah.

Reboot. Reboot. So funny. But yeah, if you don't know anything about Sandman, like there's kind of these, the gods of that book are like, they're called the endless. And it's like depression, desire, delirium. If you dig the kind of things that I like usually, please read the Sandman. It's so fucking good. Desire's like heavily influenced by like David Bowie and like a lot of kind of, um,

non-binary-ish icons from like 70s glam and stuff like that. And like they're just, they're just gorgeous and completely like free of gender at the same time. And it's a really cool character. And last but not least, this is a great one. I did not know this, that Donald and the Bomb. In a 1947 comic, Donald Duck tries to build an atom bomb. It wasn't the WMD that made censors flip out.

it was the fact that Donald sold a hair tonic after his attempts caused everyone in town to go bald. So it was the hair tonic, that was the problem. Not just a duck trying to build an atom bomb. And it's things like that when you think about censorship and what's, because obviously they're trying to, I'm going to assume that that means that you can't sell fake tonics and or give an idea that there might be a fix for bald tonics. this in our future. Was it that the bomb, the depiction of the bomb was okay, but the indication that the bomb could have like catastrophic after effects?

Was that the part that was not okay? Right? Like, I don't, wow, what a fucking, like, you could show the explosion, but don't show, like, people suffering afterwards, you know? Yes. All the skinless people that would be wandering around with skin falling off their bodies. Oh, yeah, go watch Dreads. Walking around trying to sell a tonic to all the melting people.

Man, Threads is still one of the, I think, most upsetting things I've ever seen anyway. That is a 1984 TV movie about the horrors of war. Oh, Gideon talks about this movie, the one that scared everybody. Oh, my God, MJ. It scared everybody about nuclear holocaust, right? I watched it during the pandemic for the first time. And I tell you, like in the beginning of the pandemic, what a movie, I had actual nightmares from that movie. And that's saying something.

but that's my list for y'all. There you go. Perfect. Love it, love it. Now leave it. Is that what you're about to say? Are you trying to leave my list? And now I think that I am going.

Why? We can't see them. All right, here we go. Here's some fucking blinds for your fucking asses. All right. I want to hear any lip from either of you, by the way, during any of this. Oh, no. How about thumping?

Are you okay with hearing like a cavernous thumping? Boiler something. Yeah, yeah. I want to hear someone being beat to death in your basement, MJ, but I don't want to hear, do you want to play a game, MJ? It sounds like you should go to the basement.

All right, here we go. Yeah, if you get this blind and correct, you have to cut your arm off. No, threads. This A-list actress slash director just bought herself a six-figure engagement ring. Bought herself.

My immediately thought was Jennifer Lopez, but I don't think that she is considered a director. No. Bought herself an engagement ring. Angelina Jolie? She came up recently in a news story. She was on stage when something weird happened. Oh, Olivia Munn.

I thought, isn't Olivia Wild? Olivia Wilde. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, shit, did I get it wrong? MUN's the word. Olivia Wild. Olivia Wild. Olivia Wild, both beautiful, beautiful human beings.

They were recently spotted in North London, kissing and making out. Isn't that interesting? Yeah, but the blinds kind of thing. But maybe she just bought herself a ring? Yeah, well, I think it's insinuating like they're kind of in a fake thing, but, you know, as well. I think that you just think that his genitals are. Wait, who are we talking?

Who is she with now? I think, Harry Styles is literally, I think Harry Styles is literally a Ken doll. I think if you look down there, it's just a plastic lump where a penis should That's what I think. It's like a cod piece. You're like, what's under that cod piece? Like, no, these are my genitals. You know?

Yeah, no, I could see it. You know, and Ken had like a ridge. Ken, it wasn't all flat. Ken had like a... Yeah. Like a... Oh, right, yeah. There's a rib.

Yeah, and you can rub up on it and fucking bust all over the place. Like Ryan Gosling. I was going to say, we haven't even talked about Ryan Gosling. It was Ken, man. Yes, please. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Yes, please. Yeah. So you guys excited about this? Barbie movie. The only thing I know about is everyone's incensed that that Barbie girl song from the 2000s is not in it. Yeah, that is a discipline. I'm going to watch it. But at the same time I'm like, it's, but it's okay. They don't, the song doesn't have to be. What, what world are we living in? Everyone's just like, no. The movie has to have

this thing in it because we're the internet and we have to, we demand it. I think Margo Robbie. I think Margo Robbie is really fucking cool. I love her. I love her as Harley Quinn. As as Tanya Harding. Oh yeah. You know, the other cool thing about her is I have it firsthand from Henry working on Waffle Wall Street. Nice as shit. Nice. Incredibly friendly. Completely humble.

Actually just like is very, like knows what she has and is very nice to everyone. Like they were kind of, they weren't like buddies, but like they definitely hit it off like had a couple nice like hangs like a little bit. Yeah, he's a good, good person apparently. This recently married musician was flirting slash hitting on a redhead this week at the event. That's it? You just got fucking...

You got to give us a little bit more than that. What kind of of... Recently married. Recently married. Recently married. What kind of... He moves his...

When he plays music, he moves his arms a lot. That's the type of music he plays. Oh, he's an arm dancer, eh? Yes, he's an armed dancer. Recently married. He might be in MJ's basement. What?

Is that a clue? Banging on the walls? Yeah, a little bit. Like, because he's dancing on the sea or... Who just got married? Britney Spears is his husband? No, before that one. Oh, oh, the Kardashian wedding.

Travis Barker. Oh, Travis Barker. He's drumming in the basement. Oh, I know. He's going to say some of my neck tattoos, but it's like, why did I just tell you the name of the guy at that point? And what redhead?

Just some redhead? I don't know, man. Just some fox. He just. And he was just like, you ever seen a snowman? You know what I know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn it into water and then turn that water into wine.

Oh, I'm out of manager. Never fucked. Never fucks. That is Harry Styles, not Travis Barker. He never has sex. Please, someone send me the, someone right into page 7 podcast at gmail.com and give me the story you know about him having sex with anyone. I just want to see it. I want to see it.

Have you had sex with Harry Styles? Your questions. Have you or someone you know someone you know or have you seen his day? It's like that's awesome. Yeah, have you seen? Is it a ridge mount? Plastic ridge mound. Is that what we're dealing with?

Just let me know, okay? I'll believe it when I see it. And by that I mean his dick. Okay? So I want to be assaulted in that way. Very scared. I want him to flash me his penis. Anyways, the foreign-born supergroup is taking a break.

When they return, most of the members will have been replaced. This is actually, I'm surprised. I'm almost a little to. disappointed in you, Jackie, for not including this in the news stories this week. Big news. Boy group. Boy group, but not from here. Boy group that is probably the most popular boy group.

Oh, BDS. BTS. Currently. I wish BDS is. BDS. BDS.S. Yes, BDSM. The boy group.

I thought they were on like a break. BDSM. Yeah, they just announced, but they announced like a open-ended hiatus to allow them to pursue solo projects. but they have promised to come back together at some point to make more music. They've been together for nine years, but it's kind of nuts. BTS is arguably one of the biggest groups in music period right now. The fandom is fierce, not as fierce as Beyonce's fandom, because Beyonce's fandom,

let's just, let's face it, they're the scariest, right? But they're almost as fierce as that, right? They're like, Sasha, almost fierce. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where are you seeing that they're being replaced? That's the blind is that when they return. Oh, because that's what you said that.

I was, when you were like, I'm surprised you didn't include it. I was like, it's literally nowhere. What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no. Just the part where they announced a hiatus, because it's a huge deal. Oh, oh, I guess they've been saying that for a while, though. Oh, really? Yeah.

I didn't know. I only knew that through my nibbling. It's like literally the only way I knew is because they were upset. And I mean, Black Pink's kind of my favorite group out of K-pop right now is Black Pink. And, I mean, they've kind of been doing the same, like, doing a solo thing. I think that's kind of the way of a lot of groups is they get hugely popular. and then they all start to like put out their own solo album or whatever. But still,

BTS is like no other K-pop group has broken into the global market like BTS. You also just certainly sing to ESPA. If you haven't yet, I think that's how you pronounce it. A-E-S-P-A. Yeah. Espa is also really great.

And P-U is really good. They're stinky. Very stinky. They're really stinky to while. Like if you see them at concert like bring some kind of notes. But yeah, they're really good. P-U. Well, there you go.

I can see again. And I see hell. I see hell and misery. Yeah, well, that's, I mean, with all the clanking that's been happening by MJ, we might already be there. And I am scared of it. Welcome back to the land of the seeing hold. Yeah, and don't worry. We get it.

I'm sorry about the clanking. Don't write in and be like, and you guys, I'm like, I know the clanking. And then I'm like, I know the clanking. No. You won't do that, but my name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram of Jack that worm. You can follow us on page 7 LPN on TikTok. Come live in my misery of TikTok.

And come hang out with us over on Tuesdays and Sundays on Twitch on TV forward slash. Oh, no, it's Jackie. I'm scared of TikTok because I've become obsessed with it. But I said, I see hell and misery. We're talking about the clanking. You're talking about TikTok's misery. MJ, can you, are you done with the promos?

Yeah, Jay. We're all done. I'm all done. M.J., can you give us something to smile about with your promo, all right? Oh, my God. I actually have something to give you to smile about MJ because someone named Sierra, and I just want to say thank you so much, wanted you to know that they do have porch frogs. Like live frogs?

Yes, that hang out on their porch that are just their free range toads. But the toads come hang out on the porch every night. night and Sierra considers them part of their family. So, um, and sent pictures of the toads on their front porch. So I just wanted to say that, I mean, isn't that great? That there, there are porch frogs out there. That does make me smile. And, um, I'll give you something to smile about them, MJK.

I'm scared of you now. I'm MJK.L.K.L.K. on Instagram and I'm about to go get my children vaccinated. And I will be posting pictures of their little band-aids on their little arms their fat little thighs. I don't know whether it gets into the arm or the thigh. The babies get it in their fat little thighs. Anyway, they're getting vaccinated, and it's going to be really cute and sweet and

exciting, and I'm smiling. Check me out. Twitch.tv. Forward slash Holdenators. So Monday, Tuesday, Friday streams, unbelievable premium ambassadors. So that's pretty fun. And then you get back. So whatever at checkout.

Which is interesting that it's a better deal that you get with people, whatever is in the And also, I don't know, I'm a gal about the town. What else do I usually promote? Twitch. Oh, patreon.com forward slash page seven podcast. Page 7 podcast at Gmail. Please send in those celebrity conspiracy theories. Thank you again, Liv.

Y'all make my world go around. And hey, remember, don't do drugs unless you're feeling it that night. Great, great sentiment. But prepare thyself for the shout-out. Shout, shout, shout, let it all out. These are the emails that you wrote it about. We're going to read it up to you. Come on.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's the shout-outs. And if you want to send in a shout-out, you can hit me up at page 7podcast at gmail.com. That is page 7, podcast 7 the number, at gmail.com. because we've got a handful of self shoutouts today, and y'all know that I love. A self-mother fucking shout-out, because you deserve it, and thank you so much for sending it into me. We have to celebrate each other as well as celebrate ourselves.

I'm starting it off with Jenny. I just want to say thank you so much for yourself shout-out. Jenny says, last year I actually wrote into you in early July after a bad motorcycle accident I had on June 27th. I totally remember that. Well, we're coming up on the one-year anniversary of the accident, and I have to give myself a little love. In my motorcycle accident last year, I was left with many injuries.

Some I'm still dealing with. Some will be with me forever. And I was couch-bound and unable to move without a walker or scooter. I was in a boot for several months. Being stuck inside during summer is not great for mental health. And on top of that, the person I was in the accident with, and I became a couple. and then he broke up with me the week of my birthday. Boo!

I was feeling so many things, which I later found out were signs of PTSD, anxiety, and depression, and had no idea how to handle it all. It all came to a point where I cried from the time I woke up until I fell asleep and got to a very dark and suicidal place. But something Marcus Parks always says stuck with me. Mental health isn't your fault, but it is your responsibility. And I started reaching out for help yesterday.

So I started therapy, leaned on my friends and family even more, listened to Healing Podcasts, did things that made me laugh, like listening to Page 7, and got the tools needed to heal. Once I did that, things really started happening for me. I put myself out there. I was going on Bumble Dates with a boot on and found someone who I knew on day one was my person. I'm so in love. I got promoted to a new job where I'm throwing.

I'm walking and have started more intensive exercise again. Hot girl summer, let's fucking go. I'm a huge nerd and a little awkward with ending things, so I'll naturally end myself shout out with an airy ball. Book quote, Happiness can be found in the darkest of times if one simply remembers to turn on the light. Thank you so much, Jenny, for sharing this with us.

And, oh, I'm just going to, I can't start crying already in the first self-shadow. So much love to you, Jenny. I'm so proud of you for taking care. Oh, shit. Now I move on to, oh, another beautiful self-shout at Adam. This made my heart sing. Adam says, hey, y'all, you know that saying, do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life? Oh, I know this rewrite. Well, it turns out it's slightly misspelled.

It should read, do what you love, and you'll work every single fucking day. Take everything super fucking personally and probably have extreme anxiety. Maniacal laughing is what is written down there And you couldn't be more correct I'm obsessed with what I do I'm the happiest I've ever been in yet Obsessed with maintaining and doing it Because we love it so much I completely understand

Adam continues on in saying I run a fabrication shop with my sweet lady She's better than me in every way Where we make glass objects for artists and designers Which is cool as shit Something like a ghostwriter but for visual artists. I've been doing this for over 20 years in some form or another, but running my own shop, Second Best Studio, for about three years now, and I do indeed love it. Check out Second

Best Studio. His shit is fucking awesome. For the most part, we get to work with the most delightful weirdos and make some truly bizarre shit. But every once in a while, you get a real tube sock of a client who makes you question why Antifreeze is sweet. If you're not supposed to drink it, Love that line. Usually it's some dildo who thinks they're a big deal, and most often they're just a really big dildo. Well, recently we had a client who, without a doubt, the absolute king of the knob sacks. Basically, this crooked turd pipe hires me to be an expert that attempts to micromanage everything every fucking thing I do via email, insists I do things that won't work because of simple physics, throws a shit fit when I point that out, contacts me on weekends and late at night,

and when we do it their way and it inevitably fails, guess whose fault it is? Certainly not fucking Glenn's fault. Fuck you, fucking Glenn! And yes, it smells like weed in here. It's a Monday through Sunday, Glenn. Name change to not out an absolute twat waffle. Anyways, despite the pandemic, we've been lucky enough to do pretty all right. So I'm here thinking, why should I stand around and let lunch meet condescend to me like

I'm the one missing a fucking chromosome when all I'd really rather be doing is making fun arc for my favorite podcasters and podcast network. HIN, hint, wink, wink, ooh. And just like that, it finally clicked. I shouldn't. And fuck this. And so, for the first time in my career, I had the self-respect and enough rage courage to tell a client to go right ahead, fuck directly off, eat an entire bag of shit,

and once you pay your bill, we can formally conclude our business relationship, which he will not, so we'll take a tax right off as bad debt. Not going to lie, this was literally the most fulfilling interaction I've ever had with a client. Even if it was just an email and I was way, way, way, way more polite than I'm making it sound. Adam, I completely understand because it's sticking up for yourself and it's creating the boundaries that you needed to create for you and for your business and for you and your sweet, sweet lady. So Adam says, so anyway, I guess this is a shout out to me for finally sticking up for myself and setting some professional boundaries. And also a big, big, big shout out to anyone making a living, being creative, and making the world a purposefully weirder place. If you find yourself dealing with a client who

insists on acting a cunt and reviews us to pull a stick out of their cloaca, please, please, cut them off as soon as you're financially able. Also really impressive and important point of that, that you were able to do this at this time. So thank you so much for including that, Adam. Look out for your own damn self Take a weekend to have a wank And just to like sit and really be sitting Love yourself Your feet deserve it

All the love Adam And all of my love goes out to you And your sweet lady And please look up Second Best Studio They make some amazing work there And uh huh Honey boy it's so nice to hear from you

I'm so sorry we could not meet Hunty boy from our Twitch community He says I wanted to write in a shout out for y'all specifically for the amazing time in Nashville this weekend. For the Holdenaders and Jackpack, thank y'all for planning a big meetup for everyone, which we didn't do. That was all dotted champagne.

Thank you so much. It was so special to get to hang out and hug these friends that I thought would always live on the internet. It was such a heartwarming experience to see everyone's fave light up when each new person showed up. The love of this group was so big and so wonderful to be a part of. I cannot wait till we can explore the next city as a swarm.

And finally for Jackie Holden and MJ, thank y'all for not only putting on an amazing show, but also for being the reason this group of weirdos lovingly found each other. You all facilitate a community in space every week that is so open, loving, and genuine. It's clear as a listener that those things are important to y'all personally in your friendship to each other.

And the fact that you're also willing to be vulnerable and true to yourselves has done so much for the folks that listen. You're all incredible people doing incredible things from hold and showing that cis men can and should own their emotions. Jackie finding the light and the light and laughter and passion in life, and MJ being so intelligent and calm with wanting to educate folks on social issues. All of you, of course, do so much more than that, but I hope you all take a moment to

acknowledge the amazing community you've built and continue to grow just by being your amazing selves. Thank you for everything you've given us these past years. And if you can't love yourself, how the hell you're going to love somebody else? Can I get an amen in here? And I love you, Huntie Boy. Thank you so much for sharing that. And I really, really appreciate your words and you taking the time to send that in because we do love our community so much.

It's part of the reason why I do this every week, even though I get emails with people telling me not to do it anymore. And the thing is that I don't really give a fuck. This is what I want to do. And it's my show at the end of the day. And I love our community. And I love you guys so much. And thank you so much for always sending in shoutouts. And in learning to write down and appreciate yourself is different than even

just saying it aloud or acknowledging it inside of your head. Thank you so much for taking the time to do that. Now, I'm going to continue on with beautiful John. John writes in says I'm a relatively new listener, but I've binged most of the episodes in the past year, and y'all have helped me through a pretty rough patch in my life. My grandma was battling through dementia while bedridden this past year, and sadly her body couldn't handle it anymore, and she passed away not even three hours before the jamboree due to her body shutting down completely. This was one of the saddest days I've had, but seeing y'all and the rest of the LPN family was able to clear my mind and help me cope with my loss, instead of me going home and stewing in depression. You guys are amazing, and I love all of you. Thank you so much for all the laughs and mental relief.

And the same goes right back to you, John. We need you guys, and I really appreciate you taking the time to write in, and I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm happy that at least for a couple of hours, three and a half hours. My God, it was a lot of time. long show. You're really able to at least shut that part off. But I commend you for taking the time, not only to write in, but to come out to the show even when you were feeling like that. All of my love goes out to you, and I'm so sorry for your loss. And I also want to say thank you to Emma, who also wrote in about a loss of hers. First, this is what Emma says. I just wanted to say thank you to all three of you for bringing so much joy to so many people. I'm a chemotherapy. I'm a oncology nurse. Oh my God, you're doing the Lord's

work. And a year and a half ago, my baby cousin was diagnosed with stage four cancer at 21 years old. My coworkers and I treated him at my hospital, and he was universally loved by everyone who met him. We grew so much closer over the time he was being treated. I was always bothering him to make sure he was feeling okay. He was always calling me to tell me not to worry. We celebrated our engagements, my COVID wedding, his graduation. Last night I got the phone call. I'd been

dreading since his diagnosis. He passed suddenly and unexpectedly. We all thought we had more time. Between the guilt I feel of not doing enough to just soul-crushing sadness, I couldn't sleep last night. My husband suggested that I put my headphones in and listen to something to help calm me down. I put on last week's episode of page seven, and for the first time since getting the news, I smiled and I laughed, and I felt not so alone. It didn't take the hurt away, but that little bit of joy meant more to me in that moment than I can ever express. Daniel called me yesterday to tell me he passed his boards and was going to start work in two weeks.

Six hours later, he was gone from this world. The kid went through chemotherapy, knowing he had limited time on this earth, and still graduated college with honors. Got engaged to the love of his life and brought so much kindness and happiness to the world. In conclusion, fuck cancer, and thank you guys for being the light I needed in my darkest moment. I'm a huge fan of all the shows on the LPN network, and I'm so grateful to be a part of this community. All my love, Emma, and also all my love goes out to you, Emma, as well.

Thank you for sharing this. And again, same as John. I know that we can't take it away, but y'all just letting us smile through you, through these dark times, I want you to know that it means more to me than anything. Thank you so much for sharing your stories, and thank you all for taking the time to write in to page, 7 podcast at gmail.com.

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