Page 7 - Ep. 457: Cotton Eyed Joe is Very Difficult for Me

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

This week we're gossin' 'bout the drama around the Funny Girl cast change, Doja Cat realizing contacting a 17 year old to be a matchmaker isn't the best idea, Elon Musk and Nick Cannon's continued spawning, putting the JSWT photos in perspective, more command dance talk. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Harry Styles Bald!? THE List, Blindz and SHOUTZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Pardon my COVID voice. Me, me, me, me. Don't tell me not to live. Just sit and putter. Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter. Don't bring around a cloud. I'm the funny girl now, Beanie. Oh my God.

Yeah, we're going to be talking about funny girl today. Not married funny. Jackie almost didn't want to talk about it today, which I was incensed by it. I said, we do a pop culture podcast. I heard about this on my Twitter feed, which is insanity. I mean, you know, completely out of context, too, just being like, that star and that musical could go, fuck that's themselves. I was like, okay, what is this?

And then you find out about this whole situation going on with a girl named Beanie. Whole situation. And, you know, evil, you know, I love our nemessees in pop culture. I mean, evil Leah Michelle. It's so evil, bitch. She can't read. Oh, yeah, she can't read. I forgot about this.

She can't read. And she can't read Liam Michelle. You know what we need? We need an archivist. First of all, Holden, thank you for blowing the whistle on Jackie, not including this story in the email.

I refuse. I hate Liam Michelle. I'm a whistleblower now. She's only bringing... Did she just ordained me a whistleblower right now? You blew the whistle on Jackie. Jackie is only bringing it up because I... The only thing I blew, am I right?

All right, people. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I brought this up during me and Jackie recording Riverdale and Jackie was like,

I don't want to learn about it. And then like five minutes later, she's like, oh, okay. So, and thankfully she learned all about it for us. Here's the thing. You know, what they don't tell you about COVID is you're angry for days. And I was just angry while I was doing my research and I saw

that Leah Michelle got the fucking rolling funny girl and I was so mad about it. I don't want to look at her face. I don't want to talk about her. I don't care that she was great in Spring Awakening. I don't give a shit. I hate you, Leah Michelle. I'm sorry, I said it.

This is my COVID rage. This is a COVID rage. Yeah, this is a COVID rage. And if you're thinking, wait, am I listening to an old episode? Didn't Jackie just have COVID? You would be correct. You can get it again. You can get it again.

And heed my warnings. I got it in the end of February. And here I am again. I know that like there's a tight turnaround, but I didn't know it was this tight. So grab those butt cheeks and tighten them up because we got tight turnarounds happening over here. And I am mad about Leah Michelle because you know what? I like Beaniefeldstein. I think that she's a delight.

I think that she's great as Monica. Everyone's making out like Leah Michelle came in and was like, it's my role now, mama. But here's the thing is that she kind of did. This is exactly why we need to talk about it. Because everyone's mad and I don't know. I don't know who's right. I don't know who's wrong. and I know we hate Leah Michelle.

I wish that on this show we had like a little card catalog system where every time we mention a celebrity's name, we could know all the things we have learned about them on this show, right? Because like we've learned so many things about Leah Michelle, but it's hard to remember. I know she's a bitch, but I forgot that she doesn't know how to read. We know she's racist. We know she doesn't know how to read.

That's canon. And that she also is just overall, not only just racist, but everybody says she's just a, She's just a horrible nightmare to work with. But this is all until from Glee or from her other work as well. It's from across the board, it seems, but especially from Glee that she was very much a, it's everything, it's your worst nightmare about, especially if you're like day playing on a show and you show up and the cast members are just like cut off from everybody else where

it's like they don't want to talk to you. She straight up told a person that they couldn't sit at her table. at lunch. Like this is like old school bitchery. Right, right. But you have to appreciate a little old school bitchery though, you know what I mean?

I guess, but the racist bitchery and like her being dragged when she tried to support BLM and like so many cast members were like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Excuse me. So we don't like Liam Shell, but here's the thing Holden and MJ

that Leahy and Michelle has been gunning four years. this role since she first got Glee. Like she's been, she's had online campaigns trying to get this role. She's always wanted to be Fannie Bryce. And she was doing great in Spring Awakening. And here's the thing. This funny girl version that Beanie Feldstein is the, was the lead of.

He's also directed by the same person who directed Leah Michelle in Spring Awakening, that there was a dock out about with her, performance of Spring Awakening, she was killing it in Spring Awakening, you could still be talented and be an asshole. And this is Leah Michelle. Okay, so we're not taking away from her talent. We will acknowledge that she is a good musical theater person. She can sing. She's got the pipes on there. So everyone assumed that she was going to get the role of Fannie Bryce before Beanie Feldstein got it. So it was a surprise when Beanie Feld seen got it. And here's the thing, what it seems is that a lot of the reviews of Beanie Feldstein, were kind of tepid.

That she's very talented, but was it really embodying the Fannie Bryce? Just based on the, I literally was just looking at like the trailer for the musical, I guess. I don't know what you call that on YouTube. And I could even get a sense that like, she's fine, but it wasn't like that rain on my parade.

You know what I mean? I just brought it. I'm gonna actually say, should I be funny girl? Honestly, I think you're being a good Fannie McNeeley over here. Oh, my God. And let's see that Fannie. Oh, it's juicy. Oh, it's covered in a viscous sludge.

I'd say take a load off Fannie, but I think I'd just put a load on Fannie if you know what I mean. Because I'm blowing people over here. Unbelievable. But yeah, yeah. I think I just nailed that in a way that I feel like she did it. That Pedy Fultzine can't. Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah. So, all right. So you'll get it after Leah and Michelle got it. But first, Leah Michelle finally has to hit the stage. She's finally going to get it because Beanie Feldsien backed down months before she was supposed to end her contract. We still don't know quite as she hasn't come out and said, obviously, why she's backed out of the role. I would assume a lot of this hubbub had to do with it, or maybe it was just the reviews, maybe it's the fact that it got snubbed by the Tonys.

It could be lots of things. But the news was just released that Leah Michelle is taking her role. and this again, everyone was so surprised when she didn't get it in the first place and now that she's got it, people are so mad that she got this, but then it's not only mad,

but it's also clashing against the people that are like, she was born to play this. So it's just the theater people online are ripping each other apart because again, like I said, the same director as Spring Awakening, so he was familiar with Leah Michelle's work

and her wanting to be, in this. So there was a reason why she wasn't cast. And maybe it was just that he wanted to work with someone new and that's fine. All right. So I'm going to, I know you just said why everyone's mad, but I'm going to rewind and ask you to say, could you help me understand why it seems like everyone's mad on Beanie Feldstein's behalf. Is that just because Liam Michelle's a bitch? Yeah, it's weird. Well, but did Beanie Feltsine say as much of like, but they, Beanie said like, oh, they decided to take the show in a different direction or something like that. And, uh, but but is that direction just like they don't,

the direction of not me being in it or? Who knows? Maybe because apparently the people running the show were surprised about her exit. Okay. And that is at least the narrative that is being put out. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and make up a narrative of my own that Leah Michelle was bullying and like creating an online campaign against her.

I don't know if that's true or not. But I would definitely put down that nugget of like, like something happened here to this poor woman to back down from it. And maybe it is just, maybe it's just her ego just was done and was like, you know what, fine, fucking have it. Because I feel like I could get to that point, couldn't you? And Jane Lynch is also stepping down and people are anticipating. That's the thing I was about to mention.

I think maybe that is the key, right? It's like, oh, that's interesting. But Jane Lynch, who also worked with Leah Michelle, is stepping down who plays Fannie Bricis's mother in funny girl on Broadway, and she was supposed to stay, but now she is leaving the production on September 4th, and Leah Michelle is starting the production on September 6th. That's so funny. That is so funny. She's like, when's your start date?

Okay, let me put in my resignation. Couple days before it, it goes to show that they don't want to work with her. Right, right, right. That's, you got to be pretty bad to be like, I. I will work up until the day you arrive. Jezebel's breakdown here says, having heard that word in a while, right, said, Felstein was, let's say, I don't know if we always trust it.

And anonymous source claims, this is page six reporting, though, because everything has to be reporting something, someone else is reported. It's all aggregated. Yeah, but anyways, page six reported that anonymous sources claim that Felstein was, quote, basically fired. And, quote, Beanie feels attacked by everyone around her. She's like, you brought me here in the first place.

Freedom is just around the corner. Beans, says Jezabel, wow, they're so sassy still. They never lost to the sass. Wouldn't you feel the same way? I'd be like, fine. Have her then. You fucking water is so bad?

Have her. Yeah, I think that's right. I think that we are, I think I'm under, it's crystallizing to me. And I'm remembering the details about why Lee and Michelle is so bad. It's not just that she's a bitch,

but the race of the, like, very public unapologetic racism. And I think that, I guess what I didn't understand about the Beanie Feldstein bit is that like, I feel like we are all now, like, Beanie Veltzine was great as Monica Lewinsky. I thought that impeachment was kind of like a real Monica Lewinsky, the real person.

Like, it was just like a kind of victory lap for her, which is fine. She deserves a victory lap. Honestly, though, watch book smart. If you want to love Beanie Velsi, watch book smart. She's totally great. Yeah. She's a really talented young person. And she did great as Monica Lewinsky.

Don't get me wrong. I think why we're playing this, because it's like an amalgamation of like the high school play and the like underdog nerd girl, though she's all that girl, got replaced by the evil popular girl that everyone hates. And I think that's why we're flipping out collectively about it on Twitter.

I think that's exactly right, Holden. And I think that the fact that she played Monica Lewinsky in a show that was created by Monica Lewinsky and Monica Lewinsky being like perhaps the most famously wronged woman of the 90s. Like... Associates her with someone getting... As an underdog who was wronged, right?

Right. As somebody who was, I think that we, maybe this is just me. I now associate with B.D. Feltzian like a, yeah, go, you, fuck everybody else. You got fucking wrong, you know, because she did such a good job playing Monica Lewinsky. So I think I'm, I wonder if there is, right, like you said, Holden, there is like, there is a lot of, like, each person here represents something a lot bigger than each of them. and it is extremely high school musical theater drama, right? Yes, so that's why, and then the fact that like, even I'm looking at a tweet right now, this is if Liam Michelle proves anything,

it's that cancel culture is not real, being white and racist means you can still achieve your dreams. And so it's also just this huge anger for multiple different reasons that the internet has exploded over this because, like, usually Broadway news is not. on the headlines of celebrity gossip. No one gives a shit about Broadway. I mean, I give her shit about the Great White Way,

but not everybody does, which is why, yes, yeah, I said it. Yeah, you're always screaming about the Great White Way. You're always yelling about it every time we hang out. Oh, down me, on the Lamped way on the Great Way. That's the Broadway melody. But I, in my COVID angst, didn't want to look at Leah Michelle's face. I hear it. That's fair.

I think I certainly feel like I'm walking away. Not walking away from this episode, but 13 minutes into this episode, I'm walking away. There goes MJ behind him. Well, they're walking out. Now I understand more. Again, at first, it's easy to look at the headline and be like, yeah, we root for Beatty Feldstein. we hate Leah Michelle. But I also understood

that there was something bigger and more musical happening, that it had more to do with the characters and perhaps the text, you know, in terms of the play itself. But it seems like it's kind of about the show itself.

It's kind of about who each actor is, right? Oh, yeah. Yes. Very much so. Very saucy. Interesting. I wonder if she'll get like blood poured on her during the opening night

or something fun like that. Stay tuned, my pretty. for chaos reigns. I just, I wonder, like, I don't think that there's any way that an egomaniac could step down, but, like,

with all of this out, like, backlash, how could you do, like, how could you do it? It would never stop, dude, a diva Broadway person will never be stopped

from playing the role they are, they thought they were destined to play. Totally. Like, that will never, ever, I've seen so many fucking, bitches in my day, like, no matter what, you know, stomp on anyone and anything to get the

lead, like, you know what I mean, you know who I'm, you know what I mean. There's about three to five ladies from Florida State. I think we all would equate to Leah Michelle a little bit here and there. So, yeah, yeah, there's nothing will stop a dave from getting her like, I'm the, oh, what was me? I'm a funny girl, you know what I mean? They love it. And people like this, there's no amount of criticism that could ever, like, reach them because it's always just turns into, it fits into their narrative of how, like, people just don't get them or, like, you know, they had to overcome such adversity of, like,

people hating them and calling them racist. Yeah, talk about being, like, the hero in your own story, you know? I mean, this is, yeah. Like, especially when you're going to call a 17-year-old a whole ass snake. Yeah, sorry, how you get. We be talking about divas. It's just a part of 17. If he was like four years older,

this wouldn't even, this is almost a non-story too, Doja. Okay, let's break it down before I just immediately launch into it. Doja cat calling out. To not attack a 17-year-old boy online. Yeah, don't run up that hill. Don't run up that hill. She's running up that hill.

And she made a deal with God and God said, thou shalt not call out a 17-year-old for posting private DMs when you should have, you, A, the classic case of you play yourself. Yeah. How are you going to not play yourself in this situation where you're trying to hook up with some actor? All right, so anyways, what's his name? What's the fucking stupid kid's name? Noah Schnapp.

He's not sure, he's fine. Don't come after me, all right? All right, all the people went after Doja Cat. He's like, he's all these 17. We're talking about Noah Snap from Stranger Things. Will. 17-year-old actor who plays Will. And Doja Cat essentially went into Noah's DMs

and there's just something about the last thing She snap into a DM? Yeah I'd rather her had snapped into a slip gym but she did it Instead

she snapped into Noah's DMs Oh God COVID brain COVID brain and said Noah can you tell Joseph

to hit me up Wait no Does he have a girlfriend And they are talking about Joseph who I guess plays now can you guys enlighten me you guys both watch stranger things season four he's eddie on and apparently he's very hot i actually am so baffled by this i don't think he's that hot at all

even gideon thinks he's hot everybody thinks he's hot i'm missing something but he is like he has like is he's supposed to be like 18 in the show like he is fully 29 years old by the way i think you might be missing that gideon is gay i mean i'd watch him and this dude. Yeah, I support it. I definitely would watch that day. You know, Gideon thinks that Eddie in Stranger Things

is hot. I'm like, okay, that's fine. But I, for one, think that I'm Thurston for the other new guy, you know, number one in Stranger Things. Oh, B, Pee-P?

Whatever. All right, please, Jackie. We can't even. Unbelievable. Everyone's in a different spot. I can't do any spoilers. I'm not going to talk about anything. Yeah, yeah.

You mean Jaggy's in no spot? Jaggy's in no spot. She refuses to be a part of the Zikeye. She's kind of in a spot because Jeff's watching it. So she's like, I'm absorbing it. She's like seeking sister wives with such an ad as opposed to the thing everyone's watching. Also though, oh my God, MJ Mormon No More. Is there a third Mormon documentary I need to watch?

Watch Mormon No More. Yes, we talked about on Talking TV. Wait, okay, wait, we can't. Okay, the threadkeeper has returned. A thread keeper. The thread keeper is back. Eddie, because here's the thing. People, this is important because everyone's thirsting over Eddie.

Everyone loves Eddie. He is a 29-year-old man. He is playing like the high school old, like the, you know. So the reason Gideon loves him is because he's like the guy who's the Dungeons and Dragons master. He's like the, he plays guitar. He loves Metallica. And he looks kind of like, man. He's got long hair.

80s long here and he is the Dungeons and Dragons guy that the kids play with. But he's very, it's very, it's good. It's a good. Is this like Griffins and Gargoyles like at Riverdale where they have to play D&D for their lives? No, it's more like they're actually tapping into, I think fairly in a fairly well done way. They're tapping into like the 80s satanic panic thing. So it's like, oh, that's fun.

It's like Eddie is like the wrongfully maligned person in town because he plays guitar and He plays Dungeons and Dragons, so everyone in town is mad. Like the West Memphis three. Yeah, the West Memphis three. Historically, people, there was a hilarious time in our country when people were worried that Dungeons of Dragons was a satanic practice. There was this whole crazy time. We talked about it in the Dungeon Dragons episode.

Of Wizard, back to you, MJ. Right. So I think that the satanic panic stuff is really fun. But so Eddie is one of the new characters in this season. He is 29-year-old man. He's playing a teen. It's fine. You know, that's par for the court.

I just can't assess enough. He's 29, which is relevant to Doja Cat because she's also in her late 20s. Yes. And so she could thirst after him. Mid, what is it, 26? She's acting like she's in her early 20s, so I'm trying to give her a little bit of credit and say mid. So she's thirsting for Joseph Quinn, which, again, everyone on Earth is.

And so she asks the 17-year-old boy, as articulated by Jackie, they have a little back and forth. And the 17-year-old boy, Noah, thinks it's fun that Doja Cat DM'd him. and so he posted screenshots of the interaction, and which also... Doge Cat flipped out. Doge Cat flipped out. And let us just point out that Doja Cat had already tweeted

how fine she thinks Joseph Quinn is. So it's not like no one knew Doja Cat had a crush on Joseph Quinn. It's fine. Everyone knew... You told everybody already. But then Noah Schnapp told everybody in this by posting these screenshots. You know, never post screenshots of a, you know, private conversation in my... But he's 17.

He's 17. You know what I mean? He's like to do it all the time. It doesn't even make her look bad. She's like asking if he has a girlfriend. It's cute. I just don't understand. So if she had just let it be, it would have been one thing.

She would have looked great. Everyone would have been like, what a fun thing. Yeah, it's just the part where she went after 17. That was the weird. That's the weird part. She's 26. He's 17. It's just very, you know, it makes her look 21.

For a second of there, I thought she was. I had to look up her age. I was like, oh, well, she's like 22 and he's 17. That's not, you know, that's me. but yeah, it's just not... She did an Instagram live where... And you know how on Instagram Live

there's like all these like filters and stickers coming? So like she's doing this. She's really pissed off. She's doing like a pretty pissed off Instagram live, but there's like a million like splats and stickers all over her face.

Yeah, yeah, that's so funny. And she's like, and she's like, she's like, I don't know how old you are. I don't think you're like 19. I think you're younger. She doesn't look up how old these. She's like, but I don't, I know you're young.

But, like, posting private DMs is like some snake shit. And so she calls this little boy a snake. And it's not nice. Leave that child alone. Especially when, like, I saw some tweet, which I completely agreed with, that was like, I thought the exchange between Doja and Noah was cute. But the way Doja is reacting is just annoying. Like, he's 17.

If you don't like it, tell him to kindly take it down. The way she reacts to things publicly is just so ew sometimes. So, ew. Oh, yes. She would have come off looking cute and fun if she had let it be at him posting. Even if she had message him like, hey, don't post private conversation. Yeah, don't post my shit or just said, see you later and just, you know, didn't. Right.

Especially your Doja Cat. What does it matter? You could do what her? Yeah, everybody loves you. Everybody loves you as much as everybody loves Joseph freaking Quinn. And now, but now everyone's like, wow, doja cat like cyberbulleted a 17-year-old. Some sneaky-ass shit, though. Snake shit.

I mean, you can't be clowning on some snake shit, son, all right? No. And you certainly, I mean, speaking of trouser snakes more like, you have to talk about. What's going on? Elon Musk and Nick Cannon. Unbelievable. Cursed. And Nick Cannon.

First of all, Trump will never be okay. I get that he went off on Elon and it's like entertaining. But I hate the part where everyone's like, he's still got it. He's still a funny guy. And it's like, no, I don't. Sorry, that's a side comment. I'm so sick of everyone being like, wow, Trump's really gave Elon a good one today. We like him now, maybe, guys?

Do we like him? No, we don't. We'll never like it. It'll never be fun. It's like watching the two worst people in the universe take a shit on each other. It's like, okay. I guess this is rewarding. I mean, you know, he's like, I could have made him get down and beg like a dog and he would have.

You know, it's kind of, I understand the pleasure in watching the devil. It's like watching a snake fight a spider. It's like entertaining on a certain level, but you're still disgusted by it. You kind of want to turn away the whole time. Although I think that there's probably a lot of spider and snake lovers out there that don't appreciate that comparison. That is true.

I want to apologize to all my spider and snake lovers because that's the reality I'm living in right now, MJ. I have to apologize formally to spider and snake lovers. Good Lord. A serpent never shed sheds. skin. Except that's exactly what it does.

No, we're talking about Elon Musk. The news came out that he essentially had, he has had more children recently, and it is a bit of a Nick Cannon situation, which is great because Elon Musk tweets out,

doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis, a collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization facing. by far is the tweet that he put out, who has Elon Musk, who has already fathered nine children. And of course, who decides to respond on Twitter, but Nick Cannon that says right there with you, my brother.

And here's the thing about the original Elon Musk tweet, and I'm not going to go fully down the toilet here in terms of the politics of Elon Musk because there's no need. But his obsession with the birth rate is like, It's eugenics, right? Like, he, it's fascist. He, all of his tweets about the declining birth rates, this all taps in to this like Tucker Carlson existing framework about like, it's white panic.

It's like panic that there's like that whites are not going to be the majority anymore. Like that is Elon Musk. Yeah. Yes. Like the, the, his. And so this interaction with Nick Cannon is like just gross and annoying with two disgusting men. But Elon Musk's obsession with the birth rate.

taps into this like takeover, immigrant takeover, fascism thing. Ew. That's even more disgusting. Yes. You know, Elon Musk is like has, is a propagator of like a lot of really, really bad right-wing ideas and his obsession with the white birthrightry. Oh my God. This just in.

He's taking over Jane Lynch's role. He's going to be, yes. He's acting opposite, uh, Lea Michelle and Funny Girl. Oh, no. Yes. gonna be playing Fannie Price's mother? I think he's gonna do a bad job. I don't know.

Apparently actually some people, it says here he's got a voice of an angel. He's got the golden gift of song, says this article from Vox. So I sent you guys this and by the way, didn't respond. I sent them the tweet. And then I saw Jackie post the tweet on her Insta.

Didn't respond to my text, which was fascinating. I felt like a bit of a snub. It felt like a bit of a funny girl myself. When I had to me, When I text it I'm the snake now dog You snake lover

I'm looking at his snake lover And a spider lover right here How do you feel about it? Right here Yeah I'm a big bird Even though I think really big birds Eat snakes But that's why I love this snake

So much they fill my belly Well Nick Cannon's got a garden snake For your fucking ass No I don't want that kind of snake But he's not gonna put it in your ass I'll tell you that much Because he needs to you know Oh, the underpopulation.

We need to be dealing with this. Unbelievable. Absolutely disgusting. Nick Cannon responded. And yeah, it passed people by. This is the big, I think one of the biggest eye openers I've had being a part of page seven is this crazy Nick Cannon situation. I mean, the guy is, to me, he's like a Batmanville.

He's like a rogue gallery member. He's, you know, but he's like, his superpower is like impregnating females across the country. I mean, it's terrifying, you know, what he's doing. He's going to create an army. They're going to raise up. He'll be like the rat king in Teenage Mutin Ninja Turtles, you know, anything? Oh my God. Like, I legit want to hear somebody with the expertise talk about what it is that motivates a guy like Nick Cannon to have so many kids and what it is that motivates a guy like Elon Musk. Again, I think with Elon Musk as general like. Sires. Yeah. Yeah. And right. Like it's, they're both obviously egomaniacs. But

But with Elon Musk, there's also this, like, you know, white supremacist, like, propagate the species type of thing. Well, doesn't this all just stem from a fear of death? Doesn't this all come from that? I mean, isn't it the same for both? I think so. I certainly feel no less afraid of death now after having kids. In fact, I feel more afraid of death.

I thought it would make me feel less of the way. I think the mad rush to, like, spread the seed as crazy as possible, is like this, we actually stems from a crazy fear of non-existence, right? I think that's, yeah, I think that's fair. And also, subconsciously, yeah. Another random thing about Elon Musk, right, is that, like, one of his kids is trans and, uh,

and just kind of came out like, I think last week or the week before. And Elon Musk is like a virulent transphobe. And so, like, there's all these things about Elon Musk where it's like, oh, the richest man in the world is motivated by like some petty personal beefs. Just like, you know. That came. And then like, and the, the child that also came out as trans also public.

is changing their last name from Musk to have nothing to do with their father. That's a good for them. Which like, good for you. Hell yes. I mean, take your own, you know, body autonomy back and you shouldn't have anything to do with this evil, evil man, even though it would be great to go to Mars. Just throw that out there. We can like Mars while still disliking Elon Musk, though I don't want to go to Mars.

Yeah, I'm not going to fucking... I don't want to go to Mars. I want to watch people go to Mars. It would be boring. You get it. Yeah. Get Mars. Yeah, you do you.

Bring a book, Holden. Space too. You get up there. It'd be amazing for a day. And then you'd be like, okay, seen it. Yeah, I just feel like I would have a headache the whole time. Like, the way I always have a headache on a plane, you know? Yeah, exactly.

It'd be like mad. But what about the new space pictures, the whole, like, web telescopes, new images of the galaxies. Like, that was, I didn't include that because that really has nothing to do with celebrity gossip at all. but how freaking cool is that? I'd take it or leave it. Yeah, I said, I similarly was underwhelmed by the new whips into the galaxy.

Take it or leave it, Jackie. I'd rather watch a snake. Battle a spider, my friend. I'm the snake. You both threw me under the buzz about the Leah Michelle thing, but you both think that the web telescopes,

new images of the galaxies are taking or leave it? Can I also say it's funny to me that you have COVID. You're a funny girl. You're the funny girl. You're both the funny girls. That's what you guys are we both get now.

Babs and Babs. We got Babs one and Babs two. You can decide who gets to be. Listen to my cackle, Jackie. It sings here. Don't make me. My problem with the space thing is that I didn't look up the details

about why it's such a good picture of space and I was just like, it looks like space to me. Yeah. space juice right there. That's some space sauce. It's what space looks like all the time. It's insane.

It's like, it's like a great. It's like, this is like, you see so many galaxies, so many like clear pictures of galaxies. And what they said is that all this is, is if you hold up a grain of sand and arm's length away from it, you look up at the night sky, that's the amount of sky that is shown in that picture with that amount of galaxies. See, it goes to show how plentiful our space is. It's insane. Thank you for bringing this stuff.

What's more fascinating, a grain of sand. I was like, I was like, are all the galaxies miniature? Like, honey, I shirt the kids' tiny galaxies that are the size of a grain of sand? I see. You're saying that what we're seeing in that picture is so vast. Such a small fraction of what the vast universe has. Oh, my God. And it's grass.

I was so, I was really picturing all of those galaxies shrunken down it to fit inside a grain of sand. That's why I was struggling last night. Yeah, but it's like, dude, I've seen men in black. I've seen the end of that movie. I get it. You know what I mean? Holden, you're still, you're still Babs one and two then. If you don't see that this is amazing.

No, I'm just, you know, conceptually have been there done that, you know what I mean? There's just so many of those specific galaxies. They've never been seen before. This is like a part of it's been seen before. And the fact that it extends that, and maybe again, I have been had COVID. I've been alone and I have been sad and I have been high. So maybe I needed the Webb's telescope pictures over the last five days in a way that you guys didn't. No, I think you're the normal one in this area.

It is normal to see space and feel happy. Something's wrong with me. I just, again, it's just when everybody gets hype about something. You know, it's just like, okay, you know what I mean? Well, that's because you're a contrary. than you hate everything that makes people happy. I was just confused about why this space was more special than other space. Right.

But now I get it. Well, I'm getting some supporters out there for command dances, actually. I've definitely on some people come out of the woodwork and say, yeah, I hate it too. It's a scourge on the nation. You wait. You wait till my wedding. Y'all are going to ruin the day. Are you really doing it?

Are you doing Chachess Lide of your wedding? Of course. You better. That is, I used it as a veto. We have a veto system. We both have vetoes, and Jeff said, I don't want the command dances, and I vetoed it. And I used one of my shrieve veto.

So Jeff Vito. He doesn't agree with you because he likes people to smile. Like, that's the difference between the two of you guys, is that Jeff enjoys people's enjoyment, but not a huge fan of the command dances. I need to talk to Jeff about this. had no idea. You're burying the lead, Jack. That is a huge deal. That is big news.

Well, I want to know what you vetoed. I want a little bit more of a glimpse into the Vito system. Yeah, what did you veto? Oh, well, I mean, I vetoed that. That's what I, I did, and- He vetoed his veto. Yeah, you vetoed his veto, so that's, I feel like it's a broken system at this point. No, that's, that was his wish, and I vetoed his wish.

And he has vetoed me wanting to walk down the aisle to wump the Adams family. There it is. And that was a vetoed. That was a vetoed. vetoed on his side. And that I understand as well. I bow down to it. You gotta have vetoes.

You gotta have a veto system. So is it just gonna be the cha-cha-slide or how many command dances are we gonna be forced to endure? I can't not have the Tootsie roll. Oh my God. Like the Tutsi roll. How about the cute a chuffle? Are there gonna be any moments we're allowed to freeform dance or are we going to be forced to get in line as if we're in some sort of a dystopian future? I feel like I'm in 1984 right now.

You know what I mean? Oh, are you like the minister of command dances? Yes, I'm big sister instead of big brother. And I go, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm going to be watching from above. Now raise your hands. Now, spin your heads around. Now sit on the floor and lick the ground.

Yeah, and I'm going to have a boppet on every table. Every table gets a bop it. Simon says boppet themed. Everything and we're just being told what to do and how to, what a nightmare of, of, of, massive proportions. What song could Jeff suggest that you would veto? Oh.

Probably something from her last, like a Beach Boys song or something. I guess, but honestly, I've taken a lot of that music back. So I, there's not a whole lot that I'd be like,

never, never at this wedding. So I don't, I can't even think of anything up off the top of my head. Like, I guess the Winnie the Poohy song, I'd be really weirded out by, like, if Jeff was like, we have to have,

be the, put, and be like, stop it, no, not at my wedding. This is a good question actually for us, a little detour here. Is there a song like you cannot listen to? Just in general? Just like because of something

in your past or just. Cotton-Eye Joe is very difficult for me. Oh, that's sad. I would dance with you to cut my Joe at your wedding. That's not the most classically annoying songs. There's no caught night Joe at my wedding. Not a slick of it at my wedding. Now I have time to mourn that before the wedding.

Thank you. Why do you guys have a song that's like a nay-no? Maybe not. I don't know. I don't want to get into it, but I had my crazy ex really liked bright eyes

so that's kind of grating to me. Sorry, I'm Jake. I mean, don't play bright-eyes at your wedding. Although I think I did play some, at least some bright-eyes at my wedding. I mean, you could have a couple of bright-eyes songs before they all get sad. Yeah.

They get really sad. I mean, Holden, you hate Um-away do do do do do do Um-m-o-way I do hate that song I do-do I hate that song I didn't even think about

Yeah I fucking hate that song I'd say like that song Pretty much a song that has vocals like that like Blu Bada dappy da bada I hate that song

I don't know how about the hamster dance I'm a bee da be I love hamster dance That's my favorite website in college I love hamster dance But you love the hamster dance you You beat that's all against yourself Disney's Robin Hood, which is classly has one of the most fuckable Disney characters with Made Marion in it.

And just the music from that is so good. And Little John. And Little John was super fuckable and suckable, that guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, one of my first sort of, I feel like, genitals moments was with Made Marion from Disney's Robin Hood, for sure. So you're fine with the hamster days. What's the other one that has those?

Skat, mad, B, bap, bada, b. You know, I think people, this is definitely the contrary to me, but I hate. how like obnoxious the internet is about what does the fox say. I love that that's over. I hated how, I hated how. Why do you just do this? So internet cute.

It's so boringly internet cute. To me, it's like the internet that capsulates. We all have to like this thing because it's so silly. I can't believe the noises the man's making and the, it's just like not. You just locked a memory for me, MJ. I remember dancing gangam style with your mother at your way. I want it to dislike Gengham Style, but it's an undeniably good song.

I like want to hit that song. You can't. But it's so undeniably solid in every way and holds up like a, every time I listen to it again, I'm like, God damn, that's a good ass song. It's a great song. Yeah, that's a great damn song. Shit breaks through. And I'm like, all right, that's fucking solid. Sometimes people are right about what's good.

What does the Vox say is the encapsulation of the annoying person who's like, I'm so random. That's not what the fox says. Do you hear? I'm so random that like, I'm going to do a song about what the fox says. Al-Lila, la, la, lila, la, lila. It's just lazy internet, cute, garbage, bullshit listener right now. I was furious at me. I'm talking to you.

No. Are they upset in their car on the way to run errands at the T.J. Max? And if I'm weirdly right, how much are you freaking out in your car right now? But also, how great is it T.J. Max? I love it. Yeah. Absolutely. Should we talk?

I know we have the celebrity conspiracy theory. Is there anything else we want to cover? I appreciated the rabbit hole you took me down on Ezra Miller. Yeah. We're going to talk about Ezra Miller at some point. And I just need everyone. We need to talk about Ezra Miller.

It is a downer, but I'm just saying I feel that Disney is burying the lead on what a very scary person, Ezra Miller is. Yeah, it's a little over the top. It's very over the top. If you don't, if you have it, there's barely any headlines about it, which is crazy. It's another Liam Michelle story, too, where I'm like, actually, to me, the real lead is that fucking guy that got replaced,

who was playing the Flash on TV, that guy must be furious. Yeah, that he played the Flash on TV, and then Ezra Miller played him in the movies, and now Ezra Miller has been bumped out of it because of all the shit going on. To watch your replacement be such like a fucking maniac, and like totally undeserving with their actions outside of the role

of like getting that gig over you. Oh, it's just like, it just speaks to me. So, but yeah, he's, you know, I just feel like it's, he's another clear example of like the Hollywood machine. Just sometimes people can't handle it, man. There's something wrong with us. And for good reason, because it's a shit show.

And I just think that he's a great example of someone who like can't handle getting that famous, that quickly and getting that validated, that young, and that quickly, just does something to you. He's very good at playing a psychopath. Well, I mean, think about what it does you just to go up and, like, be mediocre at something on a stage and everybody congratulates you, whatever, right? Like, in the school play. I don't know.

I've never been mediocre. Interesting. You snake loving funny girl. We should do a funny girl competition, see who sings it better. Okay, let's do it. Yeah. by the raid. Maybe not while I have COVID.

But also, Ray J did get the second tattoo of his older sister Brandy. Tattooed he has hit her full face tattooed on his leg. And I think if I found out that Henry got a full, my full face tattooed on his leg, I'd ask him if he needs something else. Are you missing something in your life? Is there something that you need, like, do you need to go somewhere and, like, like have a sit for a spell because that's very scary.

I think that's scary. Honestly, I just think that the quality of the tattoo is so shitty. I think I was actually not so horrified by it until I saw the tattoo and I'm like, Jesus Christ, this thing looks like shit. I mean, maybe it's on purpose. What if Avery showed up with

your full face tattooed over his entire back? I fucking make out with him. I kiss him in front of everybody, bro. for a really long time. I'd watch it. I know you're watching it. I know you're like, you gotta be souped me, but I will watch that.

You'd be in B-Fick City fucking watching that. You'd be flipping out on that. I have to for research. No, Jackie, you can't watch only half a tape. That's not how it works. You would have to watch hold them two. You can't like cut the tape. You'd have to put like maybe construction paper

over the device you were watching the tape on. I'll put some construction paper over it. All right. Let's get into it. Here is a fun one. Hit me with the sheet. share. Do you believe in? Is Harry Stiles bald?

Oh. What? First he had no ears for what's her fucking face. Which also, oh my God, that the picture I posted with both ears on Avrilaville. How many people that I just want to say thank you so much for the people that were like, Photoshop! Right. Photoshop! I've ever heard of Photoshop before. Totally Photoshop. That's such a shop job. Here we go. This is

comes in from Megan who wrote, Holden, my best friend I've never met, I need you to know. I was scrolling TikTok and came upon something that was so slanderous. I didn't believe it at first, but I'm leaning towards believing. Is Harry Stiles bald?

This TikTok first caught my attention. Then Megan links to a TikTok from abbey.henry who makes an interesting observation. Meg goes on. I was shocked, appalled, and disgusted someone would suggest such a thing. The TikTok goes on to say that a blind item of a male celebrity with a huge female following is actually bald and wears a hairpiece.

It goes on to mention that Harry Styles has said that it's not difficult for him to go out in public and not be recognized, which like how. He's a massive celebrity and I just don't see how he could pull that off. He would have to change his entire appearance to pull this up until this follow-up TikTok and the linked TikTok was taken down. So I don't even know what the follow-up TikTok was. But there's more. There was a follow-up email from Meg.

And Meg says, and I don't know about you, but I'm leaning towards believing I don't want to, but maybe I'm shook. Do you believe Meg? But wait, there's more. This is the follow-up email. Meg's in this part two email. Okay, Holden, I'm bored at work and don't want to do my work so I'm researching my Harry-Stiles-Bold theory. I said like the back-jords. I found the picture of James Dean with a massive, a receding hairline, which was attached to the email.

As we all know, our absolute queen, Taylor Swift, date. Harry Styles and she famously wrote Style about him. I know that, okay? You don't even need to tell me that Meg. It's one of the most important facts about her. Don't turn this against Meg. What are the lyrics to that song, Holden? You know I'm belted out.

You got that James Dean Daydream. Look in your eye. I got that red lip classic thing that you like. When we go crashing down, we come back every time because we never go out of style. We never go out of style You got that long hair Slicked Back white t-shirt

Did Taylor know about the hair piece And make a dig at him in style? Wait a second. Wait a second. What? So just because she mentions the hair To me That means she knows it's a hair That she knows it's a wig

It's a big. James Dean. It's a real deep cut Because she doesn't say your ball She says you have hair So it's kind of You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye. A reference to James Dean.

James Dean has a receding hair line. James Dean always has beautiful, amazing hair as does Mr. Stile. Almost known for it, right? It's been theorized that James Dean died before he could go bald, but he was well on his way. I declare Harry Styles is bald and Taylor Swift knew and wrote a dig and style about it. This far fetched, this is farfetched, and I'm probably wrong because I feel like I'm making shit up. But I didn't want to work, so I did this instead. Just for you, you're welcome.

Thank you, Cope and Megan from our Twitch community. Greatly appreciate it. I've got to be honest, I heard a whole new conspiracy in this conspiracy, which is that James Dean died so that he wouldn't go bald. Go bald. What, do you believe either? Do you believe either of those theories? I believe that James Dean, what he chose death over going bald.

I do believe that. And Cope and Megan, I love your due diligence. I'm glad that you spent work. work at time. I'm so happy. In fact, I hope anyone, if you're sending in a celebrity conspiracy, I hope you're doing it on company time.

Do it on the clock. Please get paid. Do it on the clock. Love the diligence. I don't know if I can agree with it, however. But apparently Dumas also has said that the word on the street is that he's bald. So I think that a lot of this comes from. I feel like how is that possible, though, in all honesty.

He's got very good here. It's kind of famous for his hair. Yeah, and it just seems very not a wig. Yeah. But I don't know how wigs work, though. Sometimes Lexi will always make comments about people's hair and stuff, and I never know. Like, oh, God, those extensions are terrible. And I'm like, what do you mean?

Like, oh, I guess I see the lumps on the extensions. I guess I see the long. We do that a lot. You know what I mean? But it just seems like that is his actual. But, you know, so I don't know if I believe, but MJ, do you believe? I definitely believe that James Dean chose death rather than going bald. No question about that.

Gotta go out on a high note. He's a hair martyr. Yeah, I believe it too. I struggle to believe this one because I do picture every time I picture Harry Styles, I picture the roots of his hair coming out of his head. Right, right. So I think it's a note from me, dog. I apologize.

Okay. All right. Sorry, Meg. Sorry, Nick. But we do like the Gipchee. Please send more, take more company time to research more. This is the exact flavor of conspiracy we love. So please keep it covered.

Yes. Just the same thing is very good. All right. Well, that's it for me on conspiracy theories, Jackie. Well, I guess it's time for the list. Oh, who's on the list. Jackie, got to have that list. Actors who got discovered in really unique ways.

This is a good one. Really interesting. Yes. Yes. There's some of them that just make me mad as someone that had to work for a really long time, like Chris Pratt, who was just, he was waiting tables at a Bubba Gump shrimp in Hawaii. Of course he worked at a Bubba Gump shrimp. Yeah, that's actually. What a generic guy. He's just generic the man. Yeah. Yes. And that he was, and that there was an actress and a director that was sitting down and eating. And they were like, essentially, they said, like, the director said, you're in the. movies, right? I always wanted to be in the movies.

Like, that's what Chris Pratt said to her. And she said, you're cute. Do you act? And I was like, fuck it. God damn right, I act. Put me in a movie. I hate you, Chris Pratt. Sorry. Sorry. But now, but then he was in a movie that never got seen, but it was the beginning of him being bit by the acting bug. Now, I think that there's stories like this, like Charlize their own, which I had no idea that Charlize's their own studied ballet in New York,

but she had gotten a really bad knee injury. So she decided to try to start acting. She moved to L.A., got some modeling jobs. But then when she was attempting to cash a check from a job in New York, the bank teller refused to give her the money because it was from an out-of-state check. Charlize argued her case with the clerk to no avail, but things ended up working out anyway.

She said, I was trying to cash my last check from a modeling job, and they wouldn't because it was an out-of-state. of state check. The bank wouldn't accept it. So I began pleading with this teller to help me. If I didn't cash that check, I would have had a place to sleep that night. I was begging and pleading, and a gentleman came over and tried to help. What I didn't know is that I was auditioning for a guy who would end up being my manager. On the way out, the man who'd help me gave me his card, he said, if you're interested, I'll represent you. And there's times like that where it's like, that's so crazy to me, that when you're so broke, like, you know those times. When you're

like, I need this check so fucking badly. When you're, are publicly like, I don't care. Like, I will plead. I will throw myself at your feet. I have to have this money. That, like, it ended up getting her a job, which I think is really fucking cool. Yeah, I like that one. That's, like, a fun discovery story.

Yes. And then there's, like, the Danny Trejo story, which read or listen to the audio book of him reading his own audiobook. I listened to parts of it with Jeff because he listened to it. And, man, what a great storyteller. Danny Trejo is amazing. And Danny Trejo also, he served time in prison. And while incarcerated, Danny became a prison boxing champion, a lot like Archie

in Riverdale. And eventually he was released. He began a career as a youth drug counselor. Many years later, he received a call from one of the young men he was counseling, who said he was surrounded by drugs at work and needed some help. So he goes to show, he showed up to go help this kid. And when he arrived, he was supposed to be. surprised to discover he was actually on the set of the runaway train, and the film was going to

feature a scene where a character fought in a prison boxing match. On top of that, a fellow ex-con recognized Danny from his time spent boxing in jail, and pretty soon he was offered a part in the movie and the opportunity to train other actors for it. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Pretty wild. He just showed up to help somebody and then ended up getting a job from it. And then that's, you never know, man, being a good person does, does work out in the end. that good energy out there. You never know what I feel like also in Lea Michelle's case it works out to be a complete asshole too though. So be a ass, be a fuckface as well. Yeah, I guess yeah, it just depends.

If you lean more towards fuckface, don't lie to yourself and pretend, oh, I'm so good, I'm so nice to be just be terrible and you'll probably rise to fame as well, I say. Or you can do something like when you're working as a FedEx employee and when you're 14 years old, you rent out a studio to record a demo and sometimes you just need to be overheard by the employee that was making a delivery. I'm talking about Mandy Moore. Wow. That while she was renting, while she was recording this at age of 14, it just so happened that the man also knew the head of Urban and R at Epic Records through some mutual friends,

and her demo was sent off to the label. This is also very, like, I mean, Mariah Carey did the, like, you listen to our Mariah Carrie Pop History episode of, like, someone that literally, like, hand, hand handed out her demo tape walking into places just being like listen to it now you should put it on you should listen to it which is like a kind of confidence i could never imagine that's actually extremely nice about mara yeah yes yes and mandy moore just like that someone just helped her out and then she was able to go in and talk to like the dudes at the studio and they listened to her tape and they ended up signing a record doing right then and there you never know when it could happen

You can believe it. That's my list. Oh, right. And I'm sticking to it. That's a wacky list, Jackie for sure. Isn't it wiki, wiki, wiki, wacky? Oh, it's hip hop Jackie, guys. I'm wacky Jackie, watch out.

It's hip hop star wacky jacky. And she's got COVID. I just fall apart. That's a fun one. That's, I mean, I also, you're right, though. It does also make me. Red because I'm one of those guys that, you know, have to just really bash my head against the wall, you know what I mean?

In every possible facet, there's no one coming up to me. You're like, hey, you look like a fucking idiot. You should be in the TV. You should be insane by the pro. Maybe you get paid to be an idiot. You do get paid to be idiots. Yeah, that's true. Oh, I mean, the amount of idiotic things I've said to them.

Just sitting out in public being idiots together. Hey, you three should be paid idiots. Okay. How do you eat this banana? Exactly. You don't even not to eat a banana. You're a fucking more. Yeah, I don't know.

Oh, beautiful. What a beautiful story. All right. Well, speaking of beauty, I can't see any beauty. I think I'm going. What? Items. Oh, we can't see them.

All right, here we go. Down the rabbit hole. This one goes out to all you snakes. snake lovers and spider lovers out there. Uh-oh. It is between this one named North of the Border A-List singer and the suddenly able to do a contractually A-plus list singer to see who gets the Super Bowl gig.

I think they're both A-plus list. We talked about one of them already in reference to the Super Bowl gig. Now I'm forgetting, but was it Rihanna? No. No, she's incredible. Everything she does is amazing. She doesn't have one name. She's the other one.

She's the other one. You were mad they didn't say she was A plus. Okay. So who's the... They said she's A plus this other north of the border A-list singer rapper. It's down to that one as well.

Who's a Canadian one name? Like some young. Drake. Crippled. Yeah, yeah. Drake. A crippled in the show. Like some young.

Cripple on the show. Basically a handicap on the show. Yes. Of God. DeGrappy. Yes. What's wrong with you, Jackie? Unbelievable.

I have COVID. What a gaffe. It is his gas killer illness. Yeah, it's unbelievable. It's taken you. It's taken. It has its claws than you. I'd rather watch Taylor Swift, I think, on the Super Bowl.

Yeah, I think so too. Nobody wants Drake anymore. I speak for the nation. I don't know. People still just listen to the music. And I always hear it's like, that album was kind of Borough snor. Isn't it kind of sad boy kind of borough snoro a lot of his? I need to actually maybe go listen to stuff.

I actually feel like some of his stuff is good. Yeah. I like that song, Enemies. I got a lot of enemies. I like that song. That's a fun song. I'm not mad at his music. I just feel like a lot of it sounds kind of the same.

Yeah. It's kind of moopy, right? It's kind of like, yeah, but I'm into the mopee. It's the predatory behavior towards girls. That is the problem. That's the main problem. It's, oh, so many blind items constantly coming in about how he likes him young. Too young.

Yeah, he's like, had a, like, text. like a too weird friendship with Millie Bobby Brown when she was like 16. Yes. Oh, absolutely. My God, what I would give to the gods

and to the devil in his hell to see Taylor Swift grace the stage at the Super Bowl halftime show. I invoke it, Lord. Please, God. Give me this. I'm so little.

You said the devil in his hell. I have the poor wife and daughter, but I don't have D. Swift in the Super Bowl yet, and that is all I declare. I'll trade anything for it. I'll take the evil. Two out. I'll easily murder my ghost.

Whoa, the snake and the spider lover? Absolutely. The snake and the spider lover will be bloodletted at the altar for Taylor Swift to play the Super Bowl halftime special. So that'd be fun though, right? I guess, I hope that doesn't happen. Spiders and snakes both do much more for the earth than either Trump or Elon Musk. That's all I'm saying. Yes, they do.

Thank you, J. No, I don't think she'll play style at it. Why would she play style on it? Do you think she do delicate? No, she better just play the greatest hits. Play the hits. Just play the fucking hits. All right, do you think she'll do?

She'll do it off for sure. She'll do never ever getting back together. She's definitely going to sing. You think she'll sing red. Do you think she'll sing anything from the vault? That's, you know, Romeo and Juliet. That's my favorite. Yeah, I love story.

Oh, yeah, love story. That's from back in the day. If she has long live, I was listening to speak now the other day. I really like long live. Do you think she'll do that one? I don't think she's going to do that one. What's the next blind? I don't know.

These two former Disney actresses, all of you know, used to hook up from time to time when they were shooting their show together. One is, goes by one name, Big It Girl right now. Zendaya. Yes. And what show did she do?

Icarly. She did a show with a, I'm gonna say almost pornographic actress, but not quite, who's a lot of fun. People like how-hornographic. People like how fun she is and how like that. Miley Cyrus? No, she's like a bad girl. Yeah, I kind of like Miley a little bit, but maybe a little less.

Bella Thorne. Yes. But watch that tape. I'll definitely, as adults. Do you think they were-duncted or whatever? Do you think they got in there? I mean, I think that like, if you are, you know, you're around each other that much, I would assume, you know, what happens at Disney should stay at Disney.

You probably desperately want it to stay at Disney. Right. I just love Zendaya so much and I'm so happy that she was just nominated for her bunch of Emmys. And I just, I want nothing but the world for Zendaya. Oh, hell yeah. Absolutely lover. So if you want to get it, you get it. By the way, I always say Zendaya, so forgive me, Lord.

It's fine. I'll only ever remember because Zendaya is me, G. and I will, I can't, it's the YouTube video, I can't forget. Do we say this yet? I don't know how old they were at the time, but at least nowadays I'd watch that tape. Yeah. That's what I just said.

I was like, I'll watch the tape. Not then. Currently, I would watch the tape. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd be fun. I would watch the tape. Do you think she'll play like, like, look what you made me do?

She's never going to be. I hope she's never going to do the Super Bowl. Look what you made me do, but I do Why? I don't really like that one, but I like, I forgot that you existed. Oh, I love, I forgot that you exist at? I think that's a fun.

I love that one. Look what made me do is fine. I guess that's fine. I don't really have any. There's not really any Taylor that I don't. I don't like yours tilted stage. Yeah, dude, that's a good one. Whoa.

So I like that one. That is a good one. That is a good one. Maybe she'll just play everything from her whole catalog or something. Yeah, you're probably, yeah. It's just going to be a good one. concert. Do you think she'll get Mariska Hagertee on the stage to be on for bad blood?

Like, remember him this for Raggeda? It'll be a bit of Ariska. To get Mariska, if you know what I mean. Isn't that good? Now step to the left. Grab your own ass. Dig it back now, y'all. All right, here we go.

This is the last. This is a good little, this is some story time. Yeah, give us a nug. This former A-list, mostly movie actress, who has essentially retired, confirmed a story I told you many years ago that she, She used to be involved in drug trafficking. She did quote unquote retire. I think she just recently announced a new film project, though,

because it was like way too early to quote unquote retire, which essentially just creates the news story around it. She, I had a young man's boner for her when she first hit the scene. That's not a hint for us. Cameron Diaz. Oh, wow. It was an for us. No, I only know because I was like,

I just saw, I was like, I saw an article, I saw an article, I saw an article just like, Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz shared that she believed she unwittingly served as a drug mule while attempting to start a modeling career in Paris. She said recently on a podcast, I didn't work a day. I was there a full year and I didn't work one day. I couldn't book a job to save my life. I got like one job, but really, I think I was like a mule carrying drugs to Morocco. I swear to God, it was before TSA or anything like that. It was like early. 90s, they gave me a suitcase that was locked that had my quote, costumes in it.

What? When Diaz arrived in Morocco, officials asked her who owned the suitcase or whether or not it could be open. She eventually told them it was not hers. She said all of the calculations in my head went running back. Like, what the fuck is in this suitcase? I'm this blonde hair, blue-eyed girl in Morocco. It's like the 90s.

I'm wearing torn jeans and platform boots and my hair down. And this is really unsafe. I don't know why we need the description of it. the clothing and the hair, but either way. I don't know. This whole story is getting borderline racist, Cameron Diaz. Not long, I was just white as snow

in this country, terrified. Terrified by the government. It sounds like you're in the airport in Morocco. You're fine. Yeah, yeah. No, it just makes you think of broke down palace. I was always so scared. When I saw broke down palace, it's like,

weirdly, it makes me think of broke back mountain, which I don't even understand why. Yeah, I just want to see two cowboys. fucking sucking on each other. You know I'm always down. I'm definitely always down. What was Brokedown Palace? Yeah, it was Claire Danes.

And Kate Beck and Sale, and they were two young, they were two teenagers that were like, they go to like Thailand and all of a sudden they're like drug mulling, but then they get caught and they end up in their sentence to prison in Thailand. And it,

that movie scared the shit out of it. I think that is probably a movie that might not hold up in terms of the racism. I can't imagine it does. I'm sure. Probably. I haven't seen it since I was like 12 or 13 and I know it doesn't hold up.

It's just like one of those movies where it's like they step off the plane and they're in like Asia and then like all the music becomes very sinister. Right. Evil Asia. It's like you're the criminals. You're the one to be the criminals. By the not long. After that, by the way, she got the mask and the rest is history. So another one of those, like, just kind of fell backwards into a gigantic film career.

Like, her first thing she did after, quote, unquote, just, like, being a model in Paris, but not actually working, was, like, just landing the mask. And then it was over from there. Damn. Yeah. So a lot of those kinds of stories today, just people landing roles ass backwards. You got to put it out there, man. Maybe it's going to happen to one of us. You got to put out.

You know what I'm saying? You got to put it out there. Ladies gentlemen, I can see again. And we've made it. We've made it to the end of another motherfucking page seven. Sorry that y'all had to listen to my nasal-ass voices entire time. I feel like you've been sick as a dog for months now, though, at the same time. So I don't even know what you're talking about.

This is like your natural state these days. Yeah, I feel like I definitely have, like, asked the gods of just like, what have I done? Like, what did I do? Well, this is actually pre-COVID Jackie. I forgot that, like, because you. I was sick all the time. Yeah, you get sick all the time. I forgot because, like, you've been so, you know,

we've been so safe and masky and inside. I'm just one of those people. I'm just a sickly person. And I used to think it was because I smoked cigarettes, but I don't smoke anymore, so I don't know why. So if you're a doctor and you know why, let me know, and it's probably means that I'm dying. You're like that boy in the secret garden, the wheelchair boy.

Oh my God, I was just talking about the secret garden. Don't put me in the ice bath. Yes, you're going in the ice bath. Jackie, and we've got to pump your legs. Please. I weirdly really wanted to be that boy. I was like, I want to be the sickly boy in the secret garden. So funny.

I'll take care of you, MJ, in the secret garden. I'll be the little girl with a little hat on. And Holden, you're going to be the mean father. Why would we hate you? To watch that thing over and over. Like, I felt like I saw the play and I saw the movie. I know. I read the book several times.

I was just like, I don't think I've ever liked this. I don't think I've ever enjoyed this. Why do I keep enduring it? Like the stories you just had to be a part of over and over again. You're like, why? Why am I seeing the play version of this thing?

I didn't like the book version or the movie version of it. It weirdly depresses me. It weirdly puts me in our throats. Of course it's a very sad story. Every time I experience it puts me in a shitty mood. Why does my mom think I would? want to see it again in a play version. I love it so much.

Why were we forced? Why were we forced? And that was, that's our episode of page seven, guys. Thank you guys so much. Indian in the cupboard. Yeah, very sad.

What was the, the being Bobby Fisher? Uh-huh, yeah. Oh, yeah, very sad. They were all just kind of morose children's stories. Yeah, so much sad. Finding, yeah, it was always like, blah, blah.

You're just like, why am I? Endor. Searching for Bobby Fisher. Searching for Bobby Fisher. All those movies like that where I'm like, God, every time I experience, Mr. Holland's opus I would put in that category.

God, I love Mr. Holland's opus. I do, but in the weirdest way. It was like because I just didn't have anything else to do at that time of my life, so I saw it three times in the theater and I don't know why. Are we going to put Jack in this category? Oh, we're putting Jack in this category. We're putting Jack in there.

Very, very sad. So sad. We're throwing Clay. in there as well. Yeah, all those. Thank you, guys. You know what? Hit us up with the,

what weird, sad movies did you like from your childhood that we were all forced to endure over and over again? I'd love to hear it. You can hit us up at page seven podcast at gmail.com. My name is Jackie Zabrowski.

You can follow me on Instagram at Jack that worm. You can follow us on page 7 LPN on the TikToks. And you can also hang out on Sundays or Tuesdays or Wednesdays over on Twitch.

TV forward slash, oh no, it's Jackie. I do the Sims of Our Lives currently on Wednesdays, and I am currently building, yes, even you, MJ. Every person on LPN is going to be involved in the Sims of Our Lives. And I'll send you pictures when I work on your family later on today. Is that creepy? Is that scary for you? No, I've never really gotten into Sims, and I've never been a Sims, so I'll be. I'm teaching myself now how to do it again.

And they just added trans tags and stuff. They've got pronouns now. They've got lots of, like, mods and adults. They literally just released that like a month or so ago, which is pretty cool. Love it. Good for them. Good for them. All right.

Check me out. Ooh, he's so, yeah, he's so saucy. You know that thing. All you snake lovers and spider lovers out there, check me out. Twitch.tv.tv.com. Holdenatres ho. We have a great time, Monday, Tuesday, Friday.

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and talking about lots of stuff. Jackie always comes and he's like, I watch this show about people's heads getting fucking ripped off their bodies or whatever. And I'm like, oh, that's fun. I watch fucking fun shit. Or a Mormon show, please. Or a Mormon show about sad Mormon people.

But it's always a great time. There's so much content on that coming out every week. And also check out, please. Page 7 Podcast at gmail.com. Pages to the numeral 7 podcast at gmail.com. Please keep sitting in those conspiracy theories. Blind items, all of it. Thank you so much, guys. M.J. My name is MJ and I'm MJK L Kat on Insta. Hell yeah, it's time to sing the shout out song. Shout. Shout. Shout. Let it all out. These are the emails that you wrote it about. Come on. We're going to read them to you. Come on. Room, room, vroom, room.

It's a car coming through. It's not a call. It's Jackie. And she's giving the shoutouts. Thank you guys so much for sending in your amazing shoutouts every week to page 7 podcast at gmail.com. I really appreciate it. It's a smile on my face, especially what I'm feeling so desperately alone in my COVID hole.

I love you guys. And again, the email address is page 7 podcast. That is 7 the number, page 7podcast at gmail.com. First stop. We got ourselves shout out from you beautiful Kate. Oh my God. My name is Kate and I'm a fifth year teacher. I teach it in an all boys Catholic school, Mama Mia.

and I love it. That's amazing. It has its challenges for sure, but I really love the people I work with, and I have formed bonds with a lot of my students. I'm 28 and have only been at this current school for a short time, but I have been promoted. Congratulations! As anyone in the teaching field will know, there's not much opportunity for moving up in the teaching world unless you're going to give up teaching altogether. I'm going through some mega imposter syndrome as I gear up for the new school, year and feel too young and dumb to be good as the new English department chair. English department chair, that's amazing. But I'm trying to tell my brain to be quiet. And Kate, I just want to pass along. I saw this thing on TikTok that was talking about especially with imposter

syndrome, that remember, if you weren't qualified for what you were being up for, you wouldn't even have the opportunity in the first place. So remember, you have built your way to get to the place to be given the opportunity where you can shine, and you're going to kill it as the new English department chair. I'm so proud of you. Kate continues on and saying, I am also one of the youngest people on the academic council, the department chair's cool name for themselves.

So here's my self-shout. And hopefully when I hear this, eventually I'll feel good. You will, baby. Thank y'all for all y'all do for our community. Whenever the last pod boys come to New Orleans, I go see them. I love all y'all so much.

I'm not much for hugs, but I want a Jackie hug so bad. Oh, Kate, I will hug you forever. Congratulations, baby. And oh my God, Alex, I want to say thank you so much for the Palladium photo shoot. Absolutely outstanding. Alex says, I'm sorry, but you are welcome. I'm a student in the science slash lab aid. During chemical inventory, I thought of Riverdale and I thought of you. And oh my God, Alex, I am now going to think about you every time I think about Palladium, which is too often. But Alex says, would love a shout out to my husband, Joe. Whom too I just married?

Congratulations! We leave for Paris tomorrow! He is the sweetest being to grace this land. We went to the same high school, graduated the same year, grew up a mile away, reconnected on Tinder in Olympia, Washington. I couldn't do life without him. Feel free to reference my photos. Oh, I did. Thank you so much, Alex, for sending in such amazing content that I didn't know that I needed.

Next up, we've got Heather from Boise. Heather, thank you so much for writing in. And oh my God, happy old most birthday, baby! Heather says, just wanted to let you know how much I love your podcast. Jackie, you are my style icon, and you're singing, bring you. me untold joy. MJ, you are such an inspiration, and I relate 100% to your parenting stories. Finding something to feed my picky children is a daily frustration as well.

And don't worry, Heather, I forwarded it on to them. Holden you are hilarious, and I will never tire every Tew Swift talk, which, thank God, because we got a lot of it in today's episode. July 14th is my 34th birthday, and the best birthday present I could receive would be Jackie shouting, Happy birthday to Heather! For the whole world to hear. Heather, girl, I hope you have an amazing fucking birthday. And I hope that you just have everything that you want.

I hope you do something fun. I hope you eat something amazing. I hope, oh, if in your wildest dreams that you get to have a hot dog, if that is something that you enjoy, happiest of birthdays to you, Heather. And we've got a best friend shout out, best friend shout out from Katie to Claire. Katie says, I wanted to shout out my best friend, Claire, because July is our one-year roommate anniversary. We've been friends since we were 12,

and 20 years later, the stars have finally aligned for us to live together. Before we were roommates, she used to fall asleep on my couch, and I'd have to poke her awake at 3 a.m. and tell her to go home. But now I just leave her there, passed out, mouth a gape, because she's already home. She makes me laugh till I fart at least once a week. We sobbed together when we watch our comfort. movies, and we scream together when we rage watch say yes to the dress at 1 a.m.

Sometimes I'll come home and hear page 7, or a hold in meditation from roundtable emanating from the kitchen while she's making a giant sandwich, and I think, how cool is that that I get to live with my best friend and see her every day? Claire, I love you so fucking much. I hope we're still doing the same stupid shit together when we're 90. Love Katie. You guys are adorable, and it sounds like one year deep and you don't want to rip each other's throats out, I guess you're great roommates for each other. Congratulations, that is not an easy thing to find. And I want to give a shout out to Shelby. Shelby, thank you so much for writing in because last week I was talking about I love hearing updates from people and Shelby said last year I shouted myself out for living

through a major depression. I told you all about my psych hospitalization and how I was struggling, But how every breath someone with chronic illness takes is a fucking triumph. I also shouted out my business which led to some sales, so thank you so much. I'm so happy to report that although I still deal with those same demons, of course, I am still here. I listen to Jackie, read my words often, and I cry about half of the time. Good tears. Feeling heard was such a positive thing for me, and this podcast is such an uplifter. I love you all so much, and I know we will all get through this together.

We will not stop fighting. I love everyone so much, and I hope you all can feel my good vibes. And Shelby, I do, baby. And I hope you can feel my good vibes coming right back at you. All of my love to, Shelby, all of my love to all of you guys. Thank you so much for listening. And thank you for listening through the shoutouts as well and helping us bolster each other in our beautiful, amazing community.

I love y'all so much. Be good to each other. Put out good energy. Lord knows we all need it, and we will be back next week, babies. Love you. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.