Page 7 - Ep. 475: There's So Many Bucket Hats, Y'all

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid medications, Nepo babies, Hilaria Baldwin's new podcast, tales of Xmas and NYE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Anne Hathaway and her husband the reincarnations of William Shakespeare and his wife!? Not to mention an inhuman list, Blindzz and them SHOUTTZZZZZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hi, I'm Jackie Zabrowski. And I'm MJ. And I'm Holden from the page 7 podcast, and we're going on tour! That's right, we're touring all up in this motherfreak freaking country. I'm fake cursing so whatever, Jackie. Just say the filthy F word already. And we will say the filthy F word when we come to your town. That's right.

We're coming to Texas, the Midwest, the Northeast, and then right back here in Cali, baby. For ticket links and more details, visit lastpodcastnetwork.com. That's right. Lastpodcastnetwork.com. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser present. Release the butthole cut. Wait, that's really what we're calling the tour? Absolutely.

Release the butthole cut. For more information, go to lastpodcast network.com. Jackie, take it away. Bam, bam, so this is the day you don't feel any different. Bow, bow, pow, the clanking of crystal. Wow, wow. Wow. Now explosions off in the dance dance, in the dead dance dance.

Uh-oh. 2023, she still has COVID. She still has it. Man, I just, it's like I've decided that COVID has a crush on me and cannot keep their hands off of me. Get out of your COVID stuff. Well, I could see it because the new style change, it's all the rage range. now, Jackie is currently wearing a Halloween sweater and a bucket hat. That's right. It's bucket hat in 2020.

Bucket hat, Jack, man. Buckethead Jack is here. I am here and I am ready for 2023, y'all. And I'm going to tell you what, right now, ever since she put that bucket hat on, she's vibing. Dude. You're vibing, bro. I am just, I'm sliving, as the young people say. One person says it. Paris Hilton says it.

She's trying to get other people to say it. I think you're the second person to ever actually genuinely say it. I'm sorry, I'm a teenager. Do you not see the bucket hat? Okay, so Jackie and Holden are in the same room right now. They're in the studio in L.A. I'm not in the same room with them for the first time in a while, honestly. But Holden hasn't asked Jackie why she's wearing a bucket hat.

I said, what's the story with, I said, you know what? I'm going to wait until we're on air to find out the story of the bucket hat. And Holden said, yeah, I don't know either. And I said, how can you be in the same room with Jackie wearing this bucket hat and not look over and be like, so what's up with the hat? Because that's my first question of 2023. What's up with the bucket hat, Jackie? To be fair, I did call her an MTV VJ.

So we did establish an acknowledgement of the bucket hat. But yes, Jackie, please regale us with the tale of woe that is this bucket hat. I got a bucket hat. Right. It says chilling and killing on it with a picture of ghost face with the knife. Yeah, from Scream. And it is from Spencer's Gifts. And yes, it is what

my brother added to this year's white elephant that we played with my family. Nobody wanted the bucket hat. Everybody weirdly wanted the can I just say Henry also put in, Henry Natalie also added into the white elephant.

A pair of, Go with me. Harry Potter, Vera Bradley, Crocks. and surprisingly nobody wanted the Vera Bradley Harry Potter themed crox

you're wondering you're both looking at me like you don't know what Vera Bradley is My hand was slowly moving to the bounce Definitely know what Vera Bradley is It is the same patterned bags Not only was my mom obsessed with it But everybody's mom was obsessed with it And every sorority girl

that you knew had a Vera Bradley quilted bag You know exactly what I'm talking about. But it was like this, but with Harry Potter's stuff all over. They were Harry Potter crests on it of the different houses on top of the crocs and top of the Paisley, Vera Bradley print. And no one wanted, actually that's not true. The 16-year-old we were playing with did want them desperately and does now currently own them. But no one wanted the bucket hat.

I also got a Brat's wine glass that said, dump him on it. And I just kept going, dump him. And Jeff's like, please stop saying dump him. We just got married. Yeah, I did. So I think I'm doing, I think I'm doing hats for 2020. Okay. That's your thing.

It's going to be hats. It's a warm head, though. It's a warm head problem. I have to find a bunch of different kinds of hats. Visors. That's actually a key. I get into visors. Wouldn't I be look great with a hot dog visor?

So I've been scared of wearing bucket hats. I've been sure. out of wearing bucket hats. Not anymore. Yeah, fucking hat, man. Yeah, it's my fucking hat now. Bucket, Jack says it's my fucking hat now. Because I want to wear the bucket hat and no one can stop me.

No, one thing I will say that I have had the kibosh put on is the flipping up of the visor of the bucket hat. Who's the, you know, the counselor from Salute Your Shorts. Yeah, is he not a vibe? He's a vibe. Does anyone remember his name? Anyone remember any of the character's name? No, Skeet Fuck Twat.

Skiy fuck twat. Yeah, I said, I put some dirty words in it. Yeah, my fucking hat. Yeah. Uh-oh, she's bad, girl, Jackie. Now, you better watch out. This is the part of the show where, MJ and I just feel like her hostage. I'm wearing a fucking out.

2023. I've been sick for a long time. I am, we are in the same room. I am COVID-negative. I want everyone to know. I'm not just like putting Holden and his entire family in harm's way. Well, we had it. If you had full COVID right now, I wouldn't give a fuck, dude, because we also had COVID Christmas.

Yeah. So I have the antibodies, bro. I'm fucking, I have the force field shield around me now. You say that, but I don't believe in the force field anymore. I don't think the force field is a thing anymore. Ugh, what? I don't know what the rules are with this shit, MJ? What do you got for us?

You could see what? All I know is I took an experimental drug that's not Paxelvid, and they gave it to me, They're like, I don't know what it's going to do for your fertility. It's telling you. And I was like, I don't give a shit. I'll be a bad. I don't know what it's going to do for your fertility is always fun. Yeah, it's a scary thing.

What if it makes you pregnant? Whoa. I mean, I did see a Mimi earlier today that said everyone with that their names begin with Jay is going to get pregnant this year. That's not a meme? Yeah, I saw a meme. That sounds like one of those fortune tellers you do in elementary school with a paper. Yeah.

Totally. Yes, you have the open clothes, open clothes, open clothes, open clothes. Oh, oh, if your name begins with a J, you're going to get pregnant. Are you talking about Bobby Budnick? Yes, Spudnick. From Salute Your Shorts. Didn't they call him Spudnick? Yes.

Okay. Yes, you're both right. And not donkey lips? Not donkey lips. No, I kind of had, I did, of course, have a weird crush on donkey lips. Was he like the fat one? Yeah, I think, thinking back on that donkey lips is like my first intervie to like the entire societal, like, point and laugh at slightly larger people framework.

Donkey Lips was like the original funny fat kid. Absolutely. Well, yeah, you had Sandlot. What's his name? That guy with the red hair. Yeah, yeah. You had him. I also, of course, kind of wanted to kiss.

What about the movie? Not because he looks like my brother. What about the movie Heavyweights? Oh, yeah. loved heavy weights. I still watch heavy weights every summer, man. Heavy weights holds up as a film. It is very upsetting.

Um, fantastic stuff. Oh, you want to talk about Nepo Babies? Fine. Holden is just brimming with his fucking juices over here. I just feel like you're the opposite. I'm a therapist. You're trying to get me upbriled. Hot take Holden screamed about

of nepo babies. Yes, he forgot his blood pressure. I want everyone to know. Yeah. First of all. His hands turned. Reds. First of all, I forgot about my blood pressure medication, which definitely is having an

influence on, as well as a cup of coffee I'm having right now, on my feelings about the NEPA baby thing. I, you know what I mean? I want to start the new year. Did you just try to take it down a couple of not just and not start it with, I. You just, I just watch you. I just try your dad beat. 22 and 3 is new Holder McNeely, first of all, okay?

Yeah. So it's not about fucking hats. What's 2023 for you? Suck it bat. Oh, suck it bad. I want to suck a bat stick this year. Oh, I feel like this is going down into Tom Cruise territory here. And they're just like, I want to get on it.

I want to get a new variant by sucking a bat's dick. And I'm going to do it this year. I would go to a cave somewhere. I'm thinking Utah. Strain comes from love, man. Yeah. Exactly, right? And if you want to join me with your new fucking attitude, with your stupid hat, then you can.

But I'm going to say right now, no, I just feel like with the, okay, so first of all, we got to set the stage here, the Nepo baby situation. It's all the rage right now. Everyone's trying to scream about Nepo Babies. There was a big article in Vulture that came out in like mid to late December that had a very funny, to me, cover, which Holden did not like he found it insulting. It had the adult heads on little baby bodies. I just feel like if I worked really hard at my career to like be, you know, to get to a certain level and then somebody just like put my head on a baby's body was like, look at the widow baby person and how easy it was for them. I'd be so fucking mad. So mad. So mad. Because like, is that Natalie Portman on there as a baby? I'd be like, come on. Natalie, is that? Maybe I'm, oh, is that Mott Appetal? Okay, never mind. I think that's Mott Appetal. But either way, she had to spend hours on those sets. fucking banging out those scenes. She did a great job. You know what I mean? I hate to be in the position of defending, like, Hollywood elite. But I just think it's more the idea that we are constantly blaming the, us, us not getting far in life on like something like NEPO babies.

And it's like, you've got, first of all, song is old as. Whoa, he's taking it back down. A song is old as time. Time. You're talking about the beast? Because I'll talk about the beast anytime. I mean, I'll talk about the beast. I'll lick them clean.

Do you watch the new, the 30th anniversary thing? It's pretty good. No, is it good? Yeah, actually, didn't we talk about it? Anyways. The beast is a nepo baby because monarchy, the original nepo babies. There you go. Yeah, I...

Is this not Hollywood royalty? This is the whole thing. Isn't that what Hollywood royalty is? But then I throw in the Chet Hank's equation, the situation to the equation. The whole thing was already screaming about Chet Hank's I know. I'm trying to remember what I've already screamed about. I just wanted to say this. Isn't taking over the family business the thing? It's not even an American thing. It's like a worldwide known quantity. We all do that in some way. In fact, I'm the crazy one for like leaving Charlotte and like

going to New York and doing comedy. I mean, my brother did the thing that most people do. He went to the same school my parents went to for college. He ended up back in the same town and, you know, he's not in their industries per se. But he could have. been, you know, if he so chose, and it would have given him a leg up instead he had to start more from scratch. At the end of the day, I just think that this is a situation of people taking an advantage of their situation. And if they didn't do that, I'd think they were fools.

Like Chad Hanks. So you're either, I think the problem is maybe rich and famous people shouldn't have children because either you're going to be a Nepo baby or you'll be a disappointment. Those are the only two tracks. You're a Chet Hanks or you're a Colin Hanks. You're one or a other. You're a Chad or a Colin. Yeah.

And that's the thing. You, yeah, you can just purely... Okay. The reason why I bring up Chet, actually, though, is like... Is it because of my fucking hat? Yes. A, because you're fucking at staring a hole through me. I'm about to fight your hat.

I'm about to get to a physical fight with your hat. Vibing. Yeah. You need to write vibing and red lipstick on it. I'm gonna get one that says, I'm such a vibe on it. Yeah, yeah. Like with a big blood knife with piss on it. Yeah, piss on it.

obviously, I'll go to I'll ask my mom. God damn it, Jackie, you throw me off course. Why did we just die? To embroider a piss knife on my head. Hey, mom, I need a piss knife on my head. Face is turning so red right now.

I don't know what. You're screaming. I think that I will say, you're right. It's one way or the other when you're a nepo baby. And I do honestly feel some manner of like, what about all of the nepo babies that, want nothing to do with the industry whatsoever. And then people are like,

how do you even do it when your parents or Kevin Bacon and Curis Sedgewick? Yeah. Well, it just happens. I'm just a human being. It is what it is. But at the same time, if I'm going to give someone a role,

aren't I going to, if I'm like directing a movie, am I not going to put my friends in it and the people that I know in it? Of course, that's how most people get work. They think most people don't get work from auditioning. And people say this over and over again about this town, specifically. You never get shit from auditioning. Most people don't audition well, period.

That's like a very specific skill. Your brother auditions like a fucking maniac. He's amazing at it. He's very good at getting into a room and opening up a room. You know what I mean? A little, oh, that little... Neppo baby. Charming. No, he's not the Neppo baby. I'm the Nipbo baby and I get nothing. Most people work their fucking ass off and then like... Am I a nepo baby? I was saying, are we nepo babies because we are in the same... kind of. I guess. I mean, I started in the same industry at the same time, but in a way, I mean, we, well,

I'll tell you this fucking much. I sure as hell use every goddamn opportunity I can when it comes to the network affiliation or whatever to get ahead or even just try to get free movie tickets. I mean, of course. Because I'm not a fucking idiot. You are in Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes territory right now, Holden. Remember when she goes on his little. little rants. I will just say it's like the

Chet Hanks. Does he turn this red? The Chet Hanks example is the perfect example. That is an example of someone just purely using their family name and the nepotism to like get by and by get by I mean like have a mildly successful SoundCloud account and sell some t-shirts and like be a meme for half a half a month. You know what I mean? That's that and it's not I don't think anybody wants to be fucking Chet Hanks. I don't think there's anybody out there being like God, I wish I was Chad Hanks. It'd be so great to be him. No, you don't. But you see, like, Maude Apatown, of course you want to be her, but guess what? She put the work in. She was a professional. She showed up, and why wouldn't she? She grew up on film sets. She was,

she was around the industry her whole life. If I grew up in the chocolate making industry, I probably end up making fucking chocolate, you twits. I'm sorry. I don't know why I would call people I don't even know I'm calling it twin. I think that first of all, there is nepotism in every industry, right? Everybody was like, you know, look at journalism. Look at Washington, D.C. Right? Like, so I feel like the problem isn't my, the only take that I'm interested in in terms of the nepo babies because it's like, yes, it is.

You're right that everything happens through connections. Every job I've ever gotten I've gotten from people that I know. But also, is that fair? No. right? So like I feel like the, if this generation is going to be like, hey, this isn't, this is not fair, I think that the most value that comes from the Nepo baby conversation is to poke a hole in the idea that it's all meritocracy. Maya Hawke didn't get her, didn't get to be famous because she is the only good actor or the only, like it's just that it's because she had connections. Also, she's very talented and fun. Yeah, she took advantage of her situation, which if you don't do that, you're a fool. And at the same time, if there are actual people out there who think the solution is for anybody who, like, grew up with parents who were famous or in the industry or whatever, for them to, like, let their opportunity go to someone less privileged or something like that. That's not how it works.

What world does that just how it works? Life isn't fair. That's one of the first fucking true things you learn. See, that's my fucking hell. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's not fair. I'm ready to be it. Life isn't fair.

You have to work hard. And by the way, there's never been a better time. to make it out of nothing. There's never been a better time. With podcasting and streaming and TikTok and YouTube, there has never been a fucking better time to grow your own audience and go your own way. I busted my ass so hard trying to get involved into the industry.

And guess what the industry said? They said, no! So you know what I did? I turned around and I said, what else can I do? I started doing Twitch, I started doing a podcast. Am I making a million dollars? Fuck no. Do I wish that my dad was?

fucking Jackie Chan, sure! I think you'd definitely be a lot more pliable, I think, if you're dead with Jackie Chan. Can you imagine he's so nimble. If I can do it fully on the door, I'm on top of the door. You're just back flipping you through the room. Oh, there he goes. So yeah, I wish I could do a bunch of back clips.

But guess what? I'm fat. It's because you're not an epope. Yeah. We should fight. We want to fight for a world where everybody, has as fair an opportunity as hot, talented

Maya Hawk had. Hot talented Maya Hawk is hot and talented. And also there's a lot of other hot and talented people out there who will never get an opportunity like that. And so it's not bad that Maya Hawk has those opportunities. It's just that we want to fight for a more equal world. And that's why it's funny to me to put their heads

on little baby. And you know, sure, fine. Do it all day. And I also think, you know, and this includes Jamie Lee Curtis, even though I think that it was pretty decently worded what she had to say, but also on your end, shut up. Just because Jamie Lee Curtis essentially

came out and was like, yeah, but also NEPO babies work really hard because she's, of course, one of the queen of the NEPO babies that she also wanted everyone to know. The NEPA babies also have to work very hard for their place, which she's right. It is still

the industry. It's still a whole hard. It's still a hard to be a part of. To become Jamie Lee Curtis, you have to work so fucking hard. and it's so insulting to put someone like that on a baby spotty and be like fuck them you know what it is too i i just don't like like the tone of these this article i don't like by the way i love how vultures creating this and then being like wow this is happening right guys isn't that crazy the whole thing's called the year of the nepo baby we love them we hate them disrespect them and obsess over them it's like vulture you you do you're trying to make it like

everybody's doing this but you're creating this phenomenon because it's like you you know oh, it'll get clicks. And then, and this quote in particular, and they highlighted it, which I can't believe they did. This is the Nepo Baby's Cretto. Try, and if at first you don't succeed, remember you're still a celebrity's child, so try, try, try again. What the fuck are you talking about? You mean, like, what everyone should do? Try, and then if you fail, try a fucking again. What do you mean by that quote? It's such a dumb quote. That's exactly, I think it's the emperor's close of this whole article. You just, like, added the celebrity parent part and didn't really put. give it any like bring it home to any context because you just said what everybody should do. Try and try again.

And then idiot. If you fail again, try again. Try again, man. Until you get somewhere. I just, you know, it's, it's, yeah, or be Chet Hanks. That's the other thing they can go do. They can go be a laughing stock nonsense, viral meme idiot thing. And then that's what they do, right?

You know, either. I don't want to be that. because either you're like, oh, yeah, they're a famous person's kid and they're very talented. I would put Miley Cyrus in this category, obviously, like, Ed Levy. There's a bunch of people on here who are super talented. And then there's other people where you're like, oh, hmm, like, I don't even think, I'm not saying Dakota Johnson's not talented, but I was like, oh, she's a Nipple baby. Maybe that's how that happened. You know what I mean?

Right. So you'll always be living under the shadow of, if you have famous parents, you'll always be living under their shadow. and I think that probably does really suck, but it probably doesn't suck as much as, like, being crushed by capitalism in ways that will never allow you to, like, do what you dream of, you know? Sure. And it's not like I think that that's cool,

but it's how life works. Life's not fair. It's just not, man. I mean, you are right about this, and for many reasons, because, you know what, but move over Nepo babies, because we've got a Nepo mommy coming into town. And, yes, I'm talking about Eladia,

Eladia Baldwin. We're going to be talking about NEPO babies. She's the queen of NEPO. Mommy's hands down. Yes, we are talking about a podcast that she put out, that she started putting out about a month and a half ago that I cannot get out of my brain. Haleadya, Valia.

He's making a podcast right now called Witches Anonymous, and this project is about exploring women's relationships with each other, Both as the strongest support system and the fiercest adversaries. Women are often pitted against each other and made to be adversaries, fostering cutthroat competitiveness among us. I love this. This is such a great transition, actually, for the nepotism thing. Because look at the reviews for this podcast.

1.4 stars is the total aggregate here. But they look at history of the feminist movements and the witches stories to learn from the many women who support other women to gain wisdom and realize that we're better when we work together. We're better when we work together. And this podcast is showing that hold in. This is so perfect. By the way, so I listened to an episode of this podcast. I can't believe you did it.

I listened to like 20 minutes of it. Really? While I was distracted with something else. It was so boring and just totally goes to show that like it doesn't matter who your husband is or where you come from. That doesn't mean you just get a successful. podcast. Like maybe they have listenership right now to a certain degree because of the fact that she's, Hilaria. But at the end of the day, everyone hates it. It's got a 1.4 star rating. I doubt they're doing very well. Here's the first review that pops up. Does she speak with a Spanish accent

on the show? No. But everyone has to call her Hilaria and even though her name is actually Hillary and she changed it to Hilaria. Right, right. Well, here we go. The first review. Seriously, why doesn't Hilaria apologize on one of these podcasts for appropriating a culture? I would maybe have more respect for her if she did that. It only takes admitting you're not from Spain that you speak Spanish and love the culture and spend some vacays there.

One star. That's all the reviews. It's so funny. Definitely go read the reviews for this thing. And unfortunately, I wish I could have report. I'm sorry, someone wrote as a comment to this article. I stand behind Alec Baldwin And then someone underneath it said

Safest Place to be I love that I love that But yeah it's like if it's dog If it's dog shit The truth will always out is like what I like to rely on it She's a piece shit Yeah

And now you're like they're gonna do this Like they're pushing it And now I'm just seeing little like excerpts like Hilaria I'm saying it Hilaria I'm not saying hilaria anymore Hilaria. Hilaria. Hilaria, 2023. Yes, that is, it's my fucking hats and hilarious baldwin. I love fucking Hatt Jackie, dude.

She's vibing so hard right now. Get rid of the whole family. He needs to be brought up on proper actual charges, not rich people charges. I want to see something happen to one of them for the things that they've been doing. And people just keep supporting them. All I can think about, they've created a jail of their own. making all I can think about is how many kids do they have at this point? Yeah, she is the Nick Cannon also.

Like, could we talk about that? I mean, it's no Canons dozen. Yeah, I like that I wrote it's a Canon's dozen when the 12th of our cannons. Yeah, we had the 12th Nick Cannon, a kid. So good. Sorry. Sorry. I mean, I hope the baby got a big balloon that just says sorry on it.

Sorry, you barely have a daddy. You'll be around on the YouTube. and stuff like that. He'll spend time with him there, Jackie. On the screen. On the screen, man. That's all he needs. But, yeah, hilarious.

You know, going back to this, yeah, all I think about is just, like, that video with Alec Baltimore is like, I used to go to the opera and do fun things. No, it's different life. You know what I mean? And you just see the sadness in his eyes, maybe laugh so hard. And I'm like, I just keep thinking, like, you know, I may do this. one more time this process with having a baby and all that stuff, I could not imagine resetting that process eight times until you are well...

How old is Alex Bond? They just had another one. How old is he's like in his 60s, right? It must be very tired. And you just had another one? I really, I am just so... By 60, sorry, by 60, you should be able to like, chill and fucking golf whatever you want and go to the opera.

64. Yeah, they just had one. I couldn't fathom it. Sorry, MJ. Go on. No, no. I follow a lot of, like, parent Instagram accounts, and I, like, have accidentally stumbled my way into just following a lot of Instagram accounts of, like, people with really big families. I think I followed one, and I was like, oh, fun. And then now it's just like, do you want all these homeschooling Christian families with 10 kids? And I'm like, maybe you do. Obviously. But there's something so, there's something specifically, I think, happening there psychologically with very. rich people who have a lot of kids because obviously it's like pretty normal to have a lot of kids like for many whatever like it's not like five kids is that not what I was teaching I taught a lot of kids a lot of families with four or five six kids but like the idea of like very very there's just something going on with hilarious just like there's something going on with Nick Cannon that I just want to know what it is what drives you to be like I must keep doing this is it for the brand is it for

you know I just don't there and I I I hate to do that because I don't want to judge anybody for their family choices or their parenting choices, but it's something weird. That's way kinder than, I think he has a pregnancy fetish. Canon or, I think he's literally doing this. He is it like, his dick gets hard,

canon. Yeah. I think his dick gets hard around a pregnant woman. Yeah, I don't think that that's what gets Alec Baldwin stick hard. No, I think he hates that he has so many. I don't think he gives shit. That interview where he's like, I used, like I said, I used to go to the uprun, do that, you

He's just like talking about it all wistfully, like his past life. Yeah, he's miserable. He's also about to become a grandfather too because Ireland Baldwin is also just came out saying that she's pregnant as well. And he just had another baby. Didn't he? Didn't they have one last year? Oh, that'll be one of those fun situations where like your uncle is in the same grade

as you. Like it's Father of the bride too. Because even as rich as you can be, if you have eight kids, it doesn't matter. You can be less because you could have like a couple kids and be really, rich and like just pay away a lot of the stress of parenting. Not with eight in the house, dude. I wonder that too. I can't, because surely they just hired it all out.

So Alec Baldwin being like, oh, I used to do all those things. Surely he's still not doing most of the work of parenting. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I don't know, a house full of eight kids. That's where you go home to sleep most nights and. Yeah. And you can, you killed a person? No, dude.

That ain't a fun life, dude. You know, and the judicial system is really fucked in many. many ways. But don't worry. In this one way, it did happen to come through for some fucking reason that now studios can be sued over misleading movie trailers because of a trial that just happened. Uh-oh. Is fucking had Jackie getting riled up? I was looking at this fucking article like it's a law brief and I was like, I don't understand this. This doesn't make any sense to me. You got to show it to Gideon. I know. I know. I know. They'd be like, like, you can tell me why

Is this a law that makes... Somebody was upset that the actress was in the trailer and not in the movie? Anad de Armas was in the trailer for the movie yesterday. And when you went to go watch the movie yesterday, Anaday Armis had been cut from it. Now, you'd think that this lawsuit would come from like Anaday Armas over like, oh, I feel like my role should have stated it. I'm sure there are many contracts in which you cannot actually do.

that. But no, this was just a layman who decided to sue Universal because they wanted to see Anna de Armas in yesterday and she got cut from the movie, even though her scene was in the trailer. And apparently, lawyers for Universal tried to get the case tossed, arguing that a trailer is an artistic expressive work and therefore eligible for First Amendment protections, which apparently it is not. According to the ruling, Universal's corrected trailers involve some creativity

and editorial discretion, but this creativity does not outweigh the commercial nature of a trailer. At its core, a trailer is an advertisement designed to sell a movie

by providing consumers with a preview of the movie. But now what I'm so scared of is that I already, I see so many trailers because we go to the movies all the time, and there's so many trailers

that give you every good part of a movie. And I feel, I feel like now studios are going to be so scared about what they could be sued over when it comes to the trailers that they're going to show even more in the trailers. And that's the opposite. I love a trailer that I watch it. And I'm like, what the fuck is this movie about? That's a movie I'm going to go see.

I mean, I'm going to go see the movie regardless. But. Jackie just loves movies. I just love going to the movies, man. Oh, it's my fucking head. I just love going to the movie. It's a real go to the movie. You're a real go to the movie person.

lady. Yes, I certainly am. I didn't see the movie yesterday because I didn't give a shit about the movie yesterday. And definitely didn't give a shit about Ata Arbus. How big of a fucking dork super fan of Ata Day Arbus do you have to be to go to the, oh, I can't wait to see the one scene with her. Oh, Anna, maybe we'll be wet someday and then you put it in. What, it's almost the end of the movie. I didn't skip my Anna.

No, watch knives out. You get plenty of Onidae Armas and knives out. There's so many other things. Go watch Blonde. She's great. Go watch her. That part of it's hilarious. The Otta Day Arma's super fan element of it.

The other thing I immediately think of Jackie. I'm surprised you didn't bring up is stuff like Scream, where they purposely misled the audience so that we could get a really specific, amazing filmic experience. I love the fact that they made it seem like Drew Barry. more was the star of the film that we were going to be following the entire time and based on the advertisements and the movie trailer, that is what we were led to believe. And then when we got in the theater, spoiler loaded for scream, she dies immediately. And then everyone goes, whoa,

that's crazy. You wouldn't get that without being purposely misled in the movie trailer. So that's where, that's definitely what I think about when I think about that, you know, this specific situation is kind of really, ridiculous that you would put a full, like a scene from a actor that they completely cut out of the entire film. It does seem a little, but just, yeah, that seems a little purposely weirdly misleading, but I feel like the ramifications are going to affect other things. She was cut in post. So like she was in the movie. Okay.

So when the trailer was made, she may have still technically been in the movie. And also, I do understand the idea that like studios do add in stuff against, well, the director's wishes against other people's wishes that they do add in things. And so the trailer is not always in the exact control of the people making the movie because they're trying to sell the movie. So, like, I know that it's like, I read in one of the comments that I guess Christopher Nolan purposefully likes to not to have any scenes from the movie in his trailers. Oh, wow.

So that, like, he does that on purpose and, like, things like that. So that's going to change the game for trailers in the future. I just can't believe that these Lamos won. Being like, I needed to see Anna Day Armist. Oh, Anna, maybe she'll talk to me someday if I bet if she got to know me, she'd fall in love with me, Anna. And then he's just covered in his own jizz, Jackie. Covering your own jiz, man. I'm not covered him.

Oh, he is. Oh, he's covered. Oh, I thought you were covered in your own jazz. I might be. No, I'm starting to think about doing that later. Anna de Armas is beautiful. She was not good and blonde. I think earlier I said she was great.

And I haven't come on myself in a long time, mind you. I put it in a container, a napkin or something. Good for you. That's hilarious. Yeah. Bringing it back around. I'm scared of whatever this is going to end up doing the trail. like now trailer is going to be just this like, oh, mud on the paws situation.

You know, when there's mud on the paws? It's like, and they don't want the mud on the paws and then they tippy tap, tippy tap, tippy tap, tippy tap around. Yeah, it's going to be like, yeah, what a weird situation. It's just going to be like a very stern narrator, be like, this is a horror comedy film. It will be coming out in the summer of 90. Helena Bottom Carter is in the film as of the time of the making of the trailer. But it may be cut.

There's no like injustice that needs to be righted here. Like the idea, it's not like somebody's being hurt by not seeing Anna Darmus in a movie. So it's just very hard for me to like understand this. Exactly. It's not like people

who dare to take advantage of, you know, I don't know, being always constantly around the Hollywood film industry and just sort of like no, you know, getting master classes in auditioning and acting from their own parents within their own home. You know what I mean? I know what you mean, man. I have it. I'm a NEPO baby myself.

Can we take it? You know, we haven't really talked about this because we've been away and then we went right into the holidays. Tour baby. It was fucking awesome. We do have a tour. And so please check out lastpodcastnetwork.com where you can get tickets to our cities that are coming up. Yes, we're going to Sanfran. Yes, we're going to Los Angeles where we currently live. As well as Dallas and Austin. Yes, the Dallas show was back on. Go to Last Podcast Network.com to get your tickets to the release the butthole cut tour. I just want to also take a little victory lap around what we've already done.

The Midwest, you guys were incredible. Incredible. The Northeast, you guys were incredible. I had such a fucking great time. And we were in crazy, snowy conditions. And everybody still came out. It was a bluster. Yeah.

And meeting all of you was so much fun. And I'm really proud of this. show. And it just seems to get better and better and better. So yes, please, if you're interested in coming to the future dates, please come to them. And also, thank you to everybody who came out. Thank you guys so much. We had so much fun. I feel like we have so many, like, stories from that that just then we went immediately into Christmas and we're immediately tortured by our own family. So much frowning happened. Everyone got COVID. No one had a good time. We went from spending every minute with each other to like then being in complete isolation.

from one another. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was very weird. It weren't even recording. I feel like it's been three months since the end of the tour. But in reality, it's just been one long COVID December. And it's Monday afternoon. No, and it's something.

I don't even know what the lyrics are. Maybe this year will be better than the last. MJ, take it. I got married, though, so it really wasn't that bad. Yeah, you had a good year. I had a pretty good year. I know. I keep feeling like this year was a bit of a fucker.

Oh, Jackie got married. I got married. That part. I mean, it was very stressful all around the marriage. And now we're looking at the wedding photos. So I'm slowly posting some wedding photos over on my Instagram if anyone wants to check it out. Because, man, I look fucking bomb. I'm a vibe.

Agreed. I'm a vibe now. Yeah. Well, you're viving with the fucking hat. I mean, it's the fucking hat, really. I'm just feeling it. I'm going to start snapping. Yes.

Yes. I kind of like how on page 7 we don't have resolutions. We just have, like, fashion. changes. We have approaches. What's your fashion change, guys? What are you guys doing this year? What do you want to tackle this year that you haven't been able to emotionally tackle in the past? Are we still talking about fashion? Or we just talk about everything now?

I know, whatever you want. Fashion connects with everything, though, so I feel like it's everything, but it's fashion. I mean, don't you feel the vibe coming from me? I do. I mean, my ongoing quest to find pants that fit me and make me feel good about myself, that's like a 10-year journey. Okay, this is the year. I had a pair of pants once that really did that, and it's been years, and I still think about those pants. And so that would be a fashion goal.

I love him, Gita's staring off space. What do you think about just this pair of pants? This is one pair of pants on the head. I get it, man. I mean, I don't know if I've even ever had that pair of pants. It's why I wear skirts, not just because I'm ultra-femm, but mostly just because it hides my ass. I mean, everybody seems to be having tracksuit fever here.

so maybe I should acquire a track suit. I looked into tracksuits, man. It's, all right, I'm putting this out there. Plus-sized track suits. Hit me with your wrecks. If you've got, and not just Big Bud Press, because I really like Big Bud Press, but they don't fit my gunch.

Okay. I love Big Bud Press. I keep trying them. I love them. Right. They want it to look good on me, and it does it. Have you tried Gunch-Funch? I believe that's...

I would love to order from a place called Gunch-Funch. Honestly, if you've got a... Should I look up Gunch-Funch? Is there anything? Yeah, there's Gunch brunch, but that's its own, that's a restaurant. Well, yeah. That's only open once a week. No, there's nothing called Gunch Funch, unfortunately.

All right, so we got pants, we've got hats, we've got tracksuits. We got tracksuits, and I think maybe, and I need to get, uh, live that, I need to start living that sunglasses life. I mean, it's absurd how long I've been in L.A. without a pair of sunglasses, but I need to get prescription sunglasses. I was going to say, what you're going to get the big kind that go over your regular glasses? That would be in fun of look in 2020.

No, no, you got to have. No, we're adults. You've got to have your own separate pair of prescription sunglasses. We can't be modding the glass. This isn't cyberpunk. We're not modding the glasses we have. I know. We bring back Spaceman Jenkins in 2023.

That's nice. Oh, my God. I forgot right. Yes. How dare I? Did you guys watch any of the New Year's shows? I watched the Miley and the Dolly Parton one. No.

This is how our New Year's went. I realized while we were watching Too Hot to Handle, it was five till midnight and I went oh yeah it's almost midnight we should probably kiss or something and then I zoned out and then I looked at my clock again and it was 12-11 and I was like oh it's new years and then we kissed and then we went to sleep oh man we like slow dance and kissed while mylie and dolly saying that's cool I will always love you that looked like a lot of fun I'm glad that she does those these Miley shows and she and dolly like she kept making jokes that I let Miley dressed me because she came out

in some fucking fits. Dolly looked fabulous. So did my. And also, I had to just like admit to Jeff that I was like, I physically, Miley Cyrus is not really my type usually. But there's just something about

her. Yeah. There's just something about Miley Cyrus. I'd do anything for her. I want her to destroy my life. She's rock and roll. Oh my God. It's the rock and roll thing. Oh my God. I want her to destroy. And she's really taught and hot and hot and Wow.

And that deep, sultry voice and just, oh my God, and her singing with Dolly is just amazing. Yeah. But the internet was very angry about the fact that David Byrne came on to sing with Miley Cyrus. And I don't, I will say, I don't know why they sang a David Bowie song. That was so weird. Other than like it suits his vocal stylings really well.

But the internet was like, who's this? It's like, it's David Byrne. I'm kind of surprised for some reason I thought because of the internet age or whatever it is that like the kids were actually kind of more hip to people like David Byrne. But that said, I will at least admit this when the first talking head song I ever heard was once in a lifetime on the radio when I was a little kid. And I just started busting out laughing and like making fun of the song or like just being like, what is this song? this is so weird. And like my first, so my first experience with David Byrne was also like, what the fuck is this? And then I like grew to have such a huge appreciation for talking heads and David Byrne, of course, over time.

So I kind of understand the gut reaction. I'm just surprised that I thought the kids for some reason were hipper to like the bowies and the burns and the, you know, for some reason, just with the internet and everything and Spotify. but it was also a weird choice to do let's dance. MJ, what did you think about the Bowie being not understood by the Youngs? Yeah, I have such high hopes for the Youngs and it's always, I agree with you, Holden. It's like, what do you guys mean you don't know about? Because also, like, young people are really cool and they do know a lot of like cool,

older stuff, you know? But it's funny that everyone was like, who's that old man? But, you know, I didn't get to watch it, unfortunately. I was at an Airbnb and I did not. I was having kid at New Year's and I just did not even stay awake until midnight. But I, you know me. I love Miley Cyrus and I would think that she's the perfect

fucking person to carry on the mantle. I'm so glad we're beyond the age of Ryan Seacrest. And so I was loving it. And also, it's got to be scary to be Miley Cyrus and be like, I'm up here with David Byrne. And I think she did great. Oh, yeah, dude. She's so fucking cool.

Nepo baby. Whatever. Yeah, oh God, how dare she use her God-given gift and her connections in the music industry to become the biggest pop star of the world?

Hey, guess who wasn't a fucking Nepo baby, by the way? Uh-oh, did I just fucking realize some shit? T-Swift, bro. Not a nepo baby, son. Yeah, but rich. Whatever.

Oh, my God. She should have given all of her parents' money away to the mood. Give me the money. Unbelievable. All right. Well, give me the celebrity conspiracy and give me the share. Do you believe it?

Are Anne Hathaway and her husband the reincarnations of William Shakespeare and his wife? Oh, I've heard this one. Yeah. This is a fun one. Have we done this one? Have we done it? I think we have done this one. This is the first repeat?

This might be the first. Reefit. It's been, how long has COVID been going on? Because it's been that long we've been doing this segment. So that's pretty good. That's a pretty good. Pete Davidson's just fucking a bunch of women to try to avenge his father in 9-11. It's too dark, but I've

never done it before. But everyone's not it about it. It's too dark, but I've never done it before because it's too dark, but many people have written in about it. Because he's like trying to work his way through the Hollywood elite

Illuminati to avenge his father's death because they're the perpetrators of 9-11. Oh, see, that I agree. That you believed. Do you believe that one, MJ? Yeah, I mean, it ended up being more fun than I thought it would be. I thought it was just going to be like he's sad and so he fucks. But if it's getting back at the Illuminati,

that's kind of fun. All right, well, just in case we haven't done this on the show proper, there are a couple of interesting factoids here. The theory is this came from Patty, this came from Laura, who wrote, I usually scroll by them, but this one did make me lull. And if Justin Bieber can be a lizard person and can be reincarnated. And she then linked to the TikTok from Patty Pop Culture. I've seen a lot of

his, he does a lot of celebrity on TikTok, which I will be hopefully doing a bunch of those in 2023 on the page 7 TikTok page underscore 7, underscore blockchain. What is it? Page 7 LPN. Page 7 LPN. Nothing about blockchains or anything in there. Are we selling crypto and NFT via the TikTok? Not yet, but soon hopefully bucket hats. Hopefully.

Yeah, bucket hat NFTs. Yep, NFTs. Fuck it hat. NFTs. All right. So the theory is that Ann Hathaway's husband, Adam, is the reincarnation of the Bard himself. This is based on the fact that he looks very similar to Shakespeare, as depicted in old paintings of

your. Oh, this is backed up by the additional fact that Shakespeare's wife was named. MJ, do you know what Shakespeare's

wife was named? And... Hathaway. Really? I thought it was something very close. No, yeah. Just straight up the same name.

I mean, that is very weird. And they look pretty similar based on old paintings. Mm-hmm. Of your! Oh, of your what?

Now, the final nail in the coffin is that Anne Hathaway was born on the exact day of Shakespeare and Anne's 400th wedding anniversary. That's right. The very day, November 12th, 1582 was their wedding anniversary or their wedding. And November 12th, 1982 is her birthday. Do you believe? Oh my God. Do you believe while I search and find out if I originally did this? Yes. I believe it.

There you go. I believe it. M.J, do you believe it? There's a lot of evidence. I have seen this TikTok and it's very compelling. They all look exactly. the same. And that's enough for me. Plus, the fact that Shakespeare's wife is incredible. Although maybe her parents purposefully named her after Shakespeare's wife. I don't know. How could you not believe? I will at least say, based on a quick search in my Google Docs, and nothing's coming up for Hathaway. Let me see if something comes up for Shakespeare. So maybe we didn't do it before. There's also lots of, I like the idea that a lot of people say that Anne Hathaway does not age

either. Yes. I think that she is truly gorgeous. But is she a nepo baby? I don't think so. I truly have absolutely no idea if she is a nepo baby or not. She has to be a nepo baby. You think so? Oh yeah. She does have nepo baby energy. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Her mother is a former actress, at least. Oh. And her maternal grandfather was WIP Philadelphia radio personality, Joe McCauley. Oh, my God, Neph, oh, Anne. How dare you, Anne? How dare you not give that opportunity to some nobody? I don't know, man.

She graduated from Milburn High School in New Jersey where she performed in several plays. It sounds like she might actually be really. Nepo, baby. I also love how it says here, Hathaway was named after Shakespeare's wife. Oh, did someone write that into her Wikipedia? She was named after Shakespeare's wife.

That's why coincidentally, her name is named after Shakespeare's. That's the fastest we've never solved a mystery here on Facebook. That was about a 10 second. Wikipedia search. I wonder if she's named after Shakespeare's wife. She is. Good to know. All right.

But is it good to know what's on the list? Who's on the list? Jackie! Gotta have that list. You will immediately find out while you chose this list. 15 best non-human scene partners. And yes, Michael Kai. loved working with the Muppets.

He said, it's like talking to a real actor. You always get a couple of actors who think too much of themselves. But these were all kind, gentle, loving people, and I had the best time. Yeah, talking about being humble, you're never putting yourself first. You're always working a puppet. Like, you're never, you know, you're never some name on set. Puppeteers are amazing. Yeah.

I mean, I do understand, MJ, why you have your affinity for puppets. Because puppeteers, I feel like I've only met two puppets. But I can honestly say I've never met a puppeteer I didn't like. What an incredible life. It's the only other life besides being like Dan Castellanetta, like voice of the Simpson, voice of Homer that I like constantly think about like, how incredible would it be to be like I make incredible art and I can go anywhere and no one knows who I am and it's totally fine, but everybody loves me.

Like absolute dream shit to be a puppeteer, especially in the Muppet universe. Could you imagine getting fingered by one, by the way? Oh, my God, dexterous. Woo! You'd be like, they'd call you the ceiling fan because you just be spinning around on the ceiling with the first guy just manipulating. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's just so crazy. I don't know. Maybe puppeteers are like, I don't want to do that. It feels like work to me. Right. That's exactly. They don't want to come home from work and do more work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, but their fingers are so strong. Yeah, and they're so, they just, know all the weirdest ways. Yeah, they can move the message. Yeah, fucking, you can give me what in this. Quick, my friend. Vigo Mortensen loved

the Lord of the Ring horses so much. He bought three of them. Wow. He said it's like talking to a real actor. Wait a second. This is the same quote. That's the same Muppet quote that I just read. Cracked, you're falling through the cracks.

Wow. We have gotten to the depth of the list. The idea of Viggen-O-Bortens is to say, but these are all kind, gentle-loving people. Vigal-Bartson, do you think horses are people? Is this a fabricated? Have we discovered some sort of, like, fraudulent list that were there treating quotes to Vigel Bortensen?

Wow. I wish every quote is, no, it's the only time that that quote is said. Because they definitely didn't say it about the volleyball from Castaway, because apparently the volleyball from Castaway sold at auction for $85,000. Wow. It is still a volleyball with a little bit of hair on it. Now, I feel like this isn't fair to say that a wookie is like that Chewy is not working with a person on set. Yeah, right.

Because it is a person just in a costume. The person in a costume. So I'm going right past that one. But what I didn't know is that E.T. Elliot and the world fell in love with three different actors and three mechanical puppets. So it was three different actors, three mechanical puppets. You did, I'm assuming, a whizbrew on E.T. Just did one, yeah.

We just covered it. Yeah, yeah. So, well, there were three different people operating different parts of the puppet. Gotcha. So one person would be able because it was so full of vanimatronics and stuff that, yeah, you had somebody just operating like, the eyes just operating like his little penis and someone just operating the rest of his body. Oh yeah. I forgot that whole scene where his penis is wagling all about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a weird scene. But apparently SFX artist Carlo Rombaldi took six months and one and a half million dollars to create the puppets and costume for a 12-year-old without legs and a mime. So those are two of the people that performed as E.T. I had no idea. There you go. And then, yeah.

Man, all of the pictures of Ghalm, all of the pictures of Andy Circus, who played Ghalm in Lord of the Rings is so funny because they did actually get to work with him in a full costume as well, or like a green screen type tight suit. But his face is so weirdly similar to Ghalm's face. I'm sorry, Andy Circus, but we all know that it's true that it's got to be, um, really difficult to work with him. Yeah, these photos are awesome. I was thinking like, how did they do that?

And then you see the photos and you're like, oh, it's just, that's how they do it. Pretending to be column. Yeah. That's how they do it. Oh, yeah, I love the behind the scenes, the Lord of the Rings. Don't even get me started because, I mean, I had the extended with all the special features and I'd watch the all.

Oh, I watched all the features, man. I watched all those features. Loved it. But what about the fact that Amelia Clark first ride on a droga? Yes, Drogon, it was overwhelming. I just love the picture of her sitting on this fucking green thing. She looks like such an idiot.

He's sitting on Drogon that she said she was trying to look badass while performing on top of it. But the crew said she looked like Harry Potter riding his broomstick. And apparently her skills in the tech soon got much better. But that was her first time on it. Really obnoxious. they've actually gone and fixed this a little bit. They've done it with some stuff, I think Mandalorian stuff like that.

Because it's so funny that it has to be this bright green monstrosity. Like it just never looks anything like the thing you're supposed to be doing because of that. Now they're doing this thing where you walk into this room and they have panels. They created like a way for you to have like a 360 degree screen. There are a bunch of screens interconnected. So and then they like, so you're no longer green screening, you're just like in the space. And it just becomes the environment around you.

And then you can like get back to like acting again. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that's really like, you know, classically on the set of The Hobbit, Ian McKellen broke down in tears. It was like, this is not acting. Well, yeah, because it's all of the force perspective and everything. I felt like he felt very, I'm sure he felt very alone in being Gandalf. Well, I hope he never has kids, little fucks, try to get.

get in on this goddamn industry. Oh, nepo babies. Last but at least, not a nepo baby. We're talking about Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins learned how to hallucinate on the set of who framed Roger Rabbit. He said to play opposite Roger Rabbit, Hoskins said that he studied his daughter playing with her imaginary friend, Jeffrey. He said he would hallucinate Roger bouncing all around him to play it as real as possible because that's got to be very difficult. Not just a puppet, but just an animated character that you are working against the entire time that you can't see and see how it reacts, like hitting touching you and having so many scenes with Roger Rabbit.

There's also. And it's so good. You know, again, where's the brouser? Check it out. The thing you don't notice was with Roger Rabbit. Like when you watch most other movies with animation stuff in it, it's all kind of tacked on. Whereas in Roger Rabbit, like, he bumps the lamp. Like, he ruffles the clothes.

Everything practical that could happen in an interactive way, it's tiny details. You don't know. And that's what makes it feel so much more real than any other, like, film where they, you know, like bed knobs and broomsticks or Mary Poppins, right? Because they're just sort of like, the animation's interacting with the actors, but it's clearly like two separate things. Not happening. Yeah. I will say someone who would not be on this. list would be the lead actor who played the dad or the guy in Alf.

Horrible experience, classically, hated the working industry horrible. It is on this list. The non-human was difficult, but the human made it work. Paul Fusco, creator, puppeteer, and voice of Alf, praise Max Wright for creating comedic chemistry with Alph because he was a serious theater actor who hated being the foil for a puppet. Yeah, he apparently, apparently the last day of shooting, they wrapped, he just, grabbed his shit and walked right out into his car and drove away and like didn't say goodbye to

anybody like he had the it's so funny he's on this list he was miserable that entire time he hated it it made him he was so mad that it like went on for as long as it did like apparently the because of the XYZ things everything was really cramped it was really hard to like move around he was just very like uncomfortable the whole time there was something with like heat it was like intensely hot the entire time. And just like it was just a, it was unfun in every possible sense of the word. And there were four seasons of it.

Four seasons. Damn. I mean, maybe he just didn't like that. I feel like it is very insulting to be like, I won't play opposite a puppet. Because again, you're playing opposite an actor. Like the puppeteer is an actor. It's a person there.

But then there's this incredible, awesome, in my opinion, thing about like, there's also the puppet kind of has its own personality. and Michael Cain was humble enough to realize that. And it sounds like this fucking Alf guy, maybe he just either needs to check himself or maybe he just really hated the guy who played Alf or he needed the character or the premise of the show,

which is all possible. There's a lot that's a lot that has been written. Because apparently there's this unaired fifth season that was insane and that's the real reason why I got canceled. Oh, yeah, there's so many weird things with Alf. It's kind of amazing. I never watched it like at the time. I did. Were you an

Alf? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. You were fucking hat. Oh yeah, man. Look at it with this fucking hat. You ask me if I'm watched Alfa non. Come on. That's our list for you. Yeah. And that's why I'm not seeing anything in front of me. That's right. Knock on that. Not gone dead. Not gone that. Oh, I remember.

In a carver. Dina Carvey references in 2023. Right. A broccoli. Chopin broccoli. I think I'm going. Why? Items. Oh, we can't see them. This still very young foreign-born A-list singer really doesn't want to tour ever again.

And has thought about retiring, too. What better way for his manager to cash in then by taking a commission on the sale of a music catalog of the singer? Justin Bieber. And who's the evil manager? Oh, Dr. Luke. No, the one... No.

Scooter. Scooter. Scooter. Scooter. They're both bad. But he's... Yeah, well, Luke's worse. Yes.

But Scooter's whatever. Yeah, Scooter is whatever because of Tay. Friday put out an article that Bieber is close to a deal to sell his music rights to hypnosis songs capital for around $200 million. Dang. I think it's cheap. I think that's less than what it should would be. worth. Especially if he's going to not

continue touring and thinking about all of that money that he's not going to make. Right. I mean, $200 million I would be set for life, so it's the silly thing to be like... Yeah, but if you have that, if you live to that level of being rich, $200 million is not going to really get you that far. Yeah, this is true. He was scrappy, came out of YouTube.

You know what I mean? Yeah, maybe he'll go back to YouTube's. No parents in the game on that one. Not an Epo baby, though. Not a NEPA baby, yeah, for sure. We got to call him out now. We got to make sure everybody knows. I've looked up. Vigo Mortensen doesn't appear to be a nepo baby.

Not a nepo baby. Now I'm just looking up for everybody. Yeah, we're looking up for everybody. I got to know. I got to know. Well, this, I don't know if this lady's a nepo baby, let's talk about her, though. This former A-plus list,

mostly movie actress, I think she's still pretty A-list, who is an Oscar winner, has a nightclub slash bar slash venue on an adjacent lot to her home that she uses as a member-only lesbian bar. Ooh.

Yeah. She, oh, here's some more hints. Yeah, that's not enough, huh? She was first in the biggest action movie of the summer when we were kids. She then went on to win an Oscar about a football man. Oh. Wait. Sandra Bullock?

Yes. What? Is it speed? Is it speed? Yeah. Oh, okay. Dude, remember speed, though? I mean, I loved speed.

Speed. I love speed. I love speed. I'll watch it yesterday, bro. We should have a lesbian party? Yeah, it did. Secret lesbian bar, bro. I want to go there.

It's members only. You can't get in, Dan. Why? She got to be a member. I'll be a member. Look at my dad. Let us talk to her. All right, well, who's your dad?

Is your dad like... Henry Zabrowski Sr. And he will open many doors for me. Oh my God. Jackie, did you know that I didn't know that your dad's name was also had a number? Zabrowski until your wedding day. Yeah, yeah.

Really? I thought that everyone was joking when they kept talking about Henry Sabrowski senior that day. And then I was at a table with all the murderfuss boys. And they were like, no, no, no, that's real. He's really Henry Zabrowski also. He's also Henry Thomas Zabrowski. Yeah, yeah. Henry's a third.

Totally. Secret let. What do you think they do in the secret lesbian bar? Man, I bet there's a lot of licking and I don't want in. Talk about speed. I hope there's some puppeteers at that bar. Oh, I bet. Much of a puppeteer would clean up in the finger blast room of Sandra Bullock's lesbian bar.

I'm assuming there's a fingerball. I don't even know how lesbian bars work. Machi, machi, I'll take two tickets, please. I imagine that all of the TVs in the bar are playing different Sandra Bullock movies, like a sports bar. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yes, I love that idea. They do the net every Tuesday. Yeah, they have like a full program for sure.

Get the net. That's what they yell. It's fun to say the words lesbian bar. I feel like freed by it. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I feel rejuvenated by it a little bit. Well, members only, Jackie, so. I'm getting in there.

I got to get the jacket and they'll match the hat fucking hat. Yeah, yeah. And get the members only jacket and then they'll let me in. Just go as fucking hat. I think we could do, we'll lay down three hip hop tracks for a mixtape. Okay. That'll get you through the door in this town. Probably, right?

mixtape that's decent and you have a whole name and a whole look. Yeah, I've got many mixtapes. I'll make a mixtape. I don't know about the Halloween, the cute Halloween sweater though. But I'm so kitschy. That Halloween sweater, Jackie, has been, you've been wearing that sweater 90% of the times I've seen you. It's an orange of my only sweater. It's an orange and black and white Halloween sweater.

It's got pumpkins and bats and spider webs. Yeah. It's like a regular Argyle sweater, but it's actually secretly a Halloween sweater. And then her black bucket hat has like a neon pink and green logo on it. The eye is hurt by in a little bit. I have also, my personal sensibilities are like, I start to get really upset if my kids are like, like, they didn't want me to take down the Christmas decorations right away, you know? And I was like, all right, well, like, let's negotiate, like, when you guys are ready to have them down, when I want to have them down. But seasonal things out of season is like a personal, like, grading thing for me.

And it's not that your sweater is grading to me. But it is, I think this Halloween sweater in January is certainly a vibe. They do a pop-up. It's a vibe. What about for goth girls? Isn't it different for goth girls? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And Halloween is different than like. Well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't describe this. I'm not going to wear a Christmas sweater. But the sweater is not goth, right? The sweater is like third grade teacher during hollow. You know what I mean? No, there's many different kinds of goth.

You do not. I'm a rainbow goth, bitch. Okay. I'm a rainbow gonger. I don't know if the sweater hits rainbow, says rainbow. Well, the hat says rainbow gau. Right. I like the hat.

Keep that. I'm going to get a bucket hat. I'm looking at bucket hats right now. I think I'm going to get one that has a bunch of neon mushrooms on it. Okay. Oh, my God, you're going to be that person. All right. You are so, you are a half step.

from Crocs, by the way. I know. The Bucket Hat is totally the precursor to the Crocs. I don't know, man. I tried them. I tried on my nieces. I bet they're so comfortable. Oh, no, they are pretty comfortable.

What was your year? You've had different themes for fashion every year, right? You had the franissance. Yeah. You had, I had mesh 2018. I did a rhinestone cowgirl. And I did last year was Stevie Thicks.

Yeah. And so this one, I guess it's bucket hats. I think it's just hats. I think it's just hats. I think I'm trying to do hats, man. I want to do hats, 2023. I'm going to have hats. Yeah, it's a nice general term.

I want different kind of, I mean, I think it's actually, I think it's head coverings, because I've also been thinking about getting into scarves. Yeah, like, so I think it's head coverings, 2023, yeah. I think it's cover that head, 20203. Like Jennifer Coolidge and White Lotus, like shawl, like kind of billowy shawls. Yes, like, filoey shawls. I think that, like, I think that that's what I'm getting into. I'm getting into like, I want to look.

There you go. Hats, 2023. Head cover. I'm so sorry. Head coverings. Head covering. Head covering 2020. Yes.

Cover that head. It was simple, MJ. And then it got, became immediately. Well, I want to be inclusive. Head covering 22. If you can come up with a better. Inclusive. The name way more inclusive.

Grays for me. Listeners. That would be great. Headpiece 233. Let's get into the last one here. it is never a good idea to show up for an interview drunk. This speaking of White Lotus, this White Lotus actress, though, did just that. Ooh, Aubrey Plaza.

Of course, Aubrey Plaza. She interviews very strangely, but this was weird. Aubrey asked Drew Barrymore to quote, Be My Mommy in an interview for the Drew Barrymore show, adding in a baby voice, you're my dream mom, I wish you were my mom, feed me, put me to bed, nurture me, nourish me, I'm a hungry baby. Did you guys see this?

I'm a hungry baby, M.J. I cannot condone this behavior. I actually really enjoyed it. I love Drew Barrymore. I think she's like a fantastic interviewer. And I think that I like Audrey Plaza. To be honest, I haven't really thought about her much since Parks and Rec, which obviously I loved her in.

I haven't seen White Lotus yet. Oh, you should be watching Aubrey Plaza's movies because they are all weird, fun, dark comedies. Ingrid goes west. I need to see that. But also she's amazing the White Lotus as well. That season of White Lotus is great.

I mean, she's super funny. And in this clip, it is truly so because Drew Barrymore just completely yes, yes, and it's so perfectly. She's just like, I want you to be my mommy. And Drew Barrymore is like, okay, I'll be your mommy. And then she just like, and you know, Drew Barrymore's like so sweet and so earnest.

And Aubrey Plaza is so dry and so, like, sarcastic. It is the perfect little combination and they're both just completely going with it, and it actually is delightful. Should I get a bucket hat that has a bunch of capy bears on it? Ooh. Oh, yeah.

You're going to go Australian hats, 20203? Yeah, should I go Australian hats, 2023? Hats with Australian animals on them, 23. I can't go back to the 80s with that. We're not doing crocodile Dundee. I have a few. We're not doing the Australia. We're not doing Australia's cool thing, all right?

Yeah, links to the hat. Do we have show notes? Can we link this? How can we link the hat in show notes? How can we link the hat in show notes? Oh, my God. Oh, there's beans. Just baked beans.

Oh, my God. There's so many bucket hats, y'all. You don't even know what I'm going to get into. The rock as Shrek on a bucket hat. It's just the rock painted green with the Shrek ears. And he's just on a bucket hat. Get it for $20. I'm shopping exclusively at Spencer's 2023.

That's what I'm doing. And get a bunch of those like baby. bunnies on things and say things like, suck my kiss. I think I've come around. I think I'm pro-buckin-hat. Are you per capita? At the beginning of the episode, I was anti, and now I'm pro. Wow.

I started pro to I'm anti. This is repulsive. The direction you're heading it is so just derogatory to fashion and to what's acceptable. I'm trying to stay young. This is making you old Is this making me old? Yes! I thought he's making me young!

No, they're going to be like, that's a weird trend from the 90s. They're like, is that a teenager? Oh my God, no, it's a 35-year-old woman. Is that like a fun-teacher? Is that like a fun-loving teenager? Wow. It is like somehow the worst things about looking young

and looking old at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straddles both. Some about it. It definitely tells us you smoke mad weed, son. Mad weed, son. I smoke so mud weed

grow All right well I can see you again and Jackie smokes a lot of weed and MJ is visibly concerned Let's get into it Let's get to the Let's bring it on home

Ladies and Jets Thank you guys so much For joining us today On this unhinged first episode Back into 2023 Welcome back y'all Come check us out in the release

The Butthole Cut tour We got four shows left We're so unbelievably excited Go to lastpodcastnetwork.com to get yo tickets. I can't. I honestly can't wait to get back on the road.

I know. I was so excited to get home and then I'm like, I can't wait to get back. I kind of, please come out to these shows so that we can continue doing this so that we can go to more places because I'm having a fucking blast meeting everybody

and I've just, it's been, it's been a fucking vibe, man. It's been a fucking vibe. Also, thanks everybody for joining us for the cats and the Muppets Christmas Watch along both on oh no it's jacky on twitch and hold naters ho on twitch we're going to do more group watchalongs uh because it's so much fun more uh tender review streams as well check those out with stricks check out stricks go to stricks dot com stricks is the best yeah check me out

tv forward slash hold natures ho i stream at least five days a week and uh get ready for those special streams as well in twenty twenty three as soon as we're back off the road uh which will happen at the end of this month it's going to go we're going to go ham and i don't mean hardest motherfucker I mean the meat. Yeah, man. We're getting hands out. We're getting hands up. All right.

Jackie, anything else? You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. Come follow me. I'm going to be posting more wedding pictures. Check us out on TikTok at page 7lpn. Go to Last Podcast Network.com and get your tickets. And you can come hang out with us over on Tuesdays. And Wednesdays we play Sims.

And Sundays we play dating games. And on Tuesdays we talk about sex. with Dr. Jordan, come over to Twitch.com, oh, no, it's Jackie. And we have lots of fun. Page 7 Podcast at gmail.com. Page the number 7 podcast at gmail.com, please send in those celebrity conspiracies,

as well as Patreon. Patreon.com forward slash page seven podcast. We have a weekly bonus content for just $5 a month, for $10 a month. You can join us on Discord for our Jersey Shore watch-alongs every Thursday. Guys, do you see all the shit we're throwing at you? It's so much shit. MJ?

My name is, MJ and I'm MJKL Kat on Instagram. Fuck yes you are. Fuck yes you are. We love you guys so much. We'll be back next week and I can't wait and I send you Mrs. and kisses and it's time to sing the song. Shout, shout, let it all out. These are the emails that you wrote it about.

Come on. We're going to read them to you. Come on. It's a shout-outs, it's a shout-outs. Thank you guys so much for sending in your shout-outs at page 7 podcast at gmail.com. I so appreciate it. Oh, my God. It loved the review of the Mariah Carey concert, which apparently she was literally wheeled out to the stage and essentially strapped to the microphone. And I just want to say thank you so incredibly much for sending in your recommendations for sending in anything to page 7 podcast at gmail.com, but especially your shoutouts because they fill me with joy. Let's start our shoutouts, shall we? Especially because we've got some late shoutouts and all of my love.

I'm so sorry, we weren't recording during the holidays, and so I extra missed your holiday birthdays. Don't worry, olden already chewed my ear about it. So you were with him in spirit, and that especially goes out to Jade. I'm so sorry, Jade, and it's so, so, so happy birthday to you. Jade says, I want to give myself a shout out because my birthday is coming up on December 22nd. I'm sorry, Jade. I love you. It's a dream of mine to hear Jackie sing some wheezer for my birthday, but I won't subject you to actually doing that.

Why not? But, do if you want to destroy my sweater? Oh, whoa, whoa, pull this thread as I walk away, I walk away. Yeah, man, you're going to watch me unravel, and I'm soon going to be naked, but you're going to only feel it through the shoutouts. Jane continues on and say, the last year has been amazing, and I'm so excited to start my 27th year on a great path. My girlfriend and I bought a house and listened to,

to all of Whiz Brew while renovating the entire thing on my own to make it perfect for us. I quit a job that I used to love because it was causing me so much stress. Hell yeah, Jade. But hearing our page 7 community talking about how much better they feel after taking huge risks, finally gave me the push I needed to do what was best for my mental health. Now I'm in a role I absolutely love making twice the amount I was making last year. I listen around table while I work every day and it always makes me happy. But the highlight of my year was seeing the last podcast network,

Jambery in Nashville. It was such an unforgettable experience and I really hope you all do it again one day. And we definitely are going to, Jade. Don't worry. Jade says, in one week I'll officially be in my late 20s and I really can't wait. I didn't think I would make it here, but all of LPN has truly helped me become who I am today. I just bought tickets to the release of the butthole cut tour in all. Austin, yes! And I can't wait to meet all of y'all after the show. I'm just as excited for that as I am for the ERAs tour. Oh my God, Holden. Thanks so much for going with me over the last decade plus, getting me through high school, college, and now my career that I'm moving forward in. LPN has been the constant throughout all these years, and I'm so lucky to have found this network when I did. Anyway, this was long, but I'm here with you, Jade. But I'm so excited about turning 27 and the page 7, His Bruce Show being my first of the year.

Until Holden is a birthless baby, which I definitely did, I'll always remember his. Love you so much, Jade, and happy birthday, babe. Because we have another, I'm sorry, but I love you, that goes out to Haley, because Haley turned 30 on December 18th, and I hope you enjoyed your birthday, especially entering into the best decade of your life so far. Haley says, I'm turning 30 on December 18th, and last year I guess that my partner was going to give me a shoutout on the podcast, but he never sent it. But that's okay, because we always ruined surprises for each other, which is kind of funny. But you know what?

I deserve a self-shout, because we fucking made it, baby. I'm honestly thrilled to be entering this next decade of my life, which is a huge surprise considering I thought of myself as middle-aged at 21-22. But now, here, in the last two days of my 20s, I'm feeling. the exact opposite of all that. I want to be here for a good time and a long time. I recently got back into therapy with a counselor I feel connected to. I went to the doctor to get my health in order, which was a huge source of anxiety for me,

and I was able to be honest with myself about how I was feeling with myself and my doctor to finally go on the medication I needed to reconnect with myself. Congratulations! I have a wonderful partner who I love with my whole heart, we have two cats who make us laugh every damn day. We have the perfect home together decorated with all the spooky things we can find. And I have a plan in place to start my cross-stitch business in 2023 in order to eventually leave my day job. I'm so excited that everything seems to be falling into place finally after struggling with so many different things for the majority of my life.

I'm genuinely feeling happier than I ever have before. and watching the rest of my life unfold seems wonderful instead of daunting and sad. Oh, Haley, it makes my heart smile. Page 7 has really helped bring some light into my life during those dark times. Hearing you, MJ, and Holden talk and laugh about things together made isolating and working from home so much more bearable. I swear you three are my long-distance friends. Parassocial relationships are weird, right? Yes, bitch! So this is a shout-out for all y'all too, because you're the damn best.

Sorry this was long as hell, but thank you so much. Just holding the space for us folks to smile once a week does so, so much for the community. I love y'all so much and all my love goes out to you, Haley. Oh, happy birthday, baby. You made it to the 30s. We got the shit, baby. And now we're sending so much love to Lisa Kay Inc. Oh my God, I was so excited to meet you.

Lisa Kay says, I attended the Jamboree show in Nashville earlier. this year. I didn't know it at the time, but I was at the climax of my depression. I struggled to find anything worthy about myself, and my trauma was triggered by basically everything. I enjoyed the show the best I could, but my heart was shattered beyond what control I had. It's taken me half a year, but I've come a long way, and I'm finally back in control of my feelings and my life. When I heard y'all were going to be in Chicago for the release the Bottle Cut Tour, I told my husband that we needed to get VIP passes so I could meet you. Even if it was only for a few moments, I wanted to at least give a hug to the woman to whom I owe more than I can express. The show was amazing. I laughed so hard, and it felt

like I was a part of the show, even though it was just another person in the crowd. I felt starstruck when I was waiting in line to meet you. The only thing I had in mind to say was, I want to be you when I grow up in my ripe age of 35. Right back at you, babe. I didn't get that chance as you saw me and yelled, you. You recognized me from the crowd. Immediately I felt seen and recognized. Through our brief conversation, you not only made me feel so attractive and badass, but you knew who I was based purely on my name. Lisa K. Inc., I remember! Of course, your work is beautiful!

Also, look up Lisa K. Inc., by the way. I was not kidding when I told you that when I struggled with what to wear that evening hours prior, I imagined you telling me that I was a fucking goddess and that I could rock anything because you are and you can. I do want to also give a shout out to MJ who also said that I had rocked a hot outfit in the fridge in Chicago winter. To top it off, you gave me the biggest hug, which as we quickly bonded over our side-shaved hair, yes, which you were partly an inspiration for, because you look fabulous. You were everything I thought and hoped you to be, thank you. I'm still riding that high nearly a week later. I don't think I can never put into words how much meeting you impacted me. I hope I don't come across as a crazy fan. No, you don't. Well, I am crazy and a fan. I'm not a crazy fan. I know we all are our own flavor of struggles and not feeling good enough. My hope is that if slash when you ever fall victim to the mean and vicious voice inside your head, you could tell it to fuck right the hell off because you have such a positive impact

on those around you. Thank you so much, Lisa Kay. Or even those who could only listen to your show and yet feel inspired nonetheless. Thank you for being you, Jackie. Thank you so much, Lisa, and cheering yourself with us. I hope we can meet again at another show, and perhaps I could even buy you a drink or a hot dog. Okay, I'll say yes to a hot dog. I love you, and of course, I love reading your very long and emotional letter.

It fills me with joy, so much love to you. Lisa Kay, and again, Lisa Kay, Inc. I and K. Because she inks awesome, die. So much love to you, babe. And last but not, Lisa, we got a slutty change email. Yes, slutty change from our chat, everybody. We all know slutty change. We know him well.

Well, because especially he heads the roundtable Facebook page like a fucking champ that Holden is so absolutely obsessed with. So all my love to slutty change. And what you got to say? Hey, what's up skanks? Oh my God, I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. It's slutty change. How y'all doing?

So I know the page seven network shoutouts, or typically for yourself or for your friends, just keep rubbing that in my face, everyone. I wanted to shout out you three and Jake, yes, I will pass it along to Jake for being awesome, awesome heads and putting together such an edutaining live show. But if I can stop being an asshole for a secal for a sec, you're not being an asshole slutty change, you're being our slutty change and we love you to give you to give you. I'm forever indebted to you, fine folks. Someone's already cutting onions, my eyes are burning, so shut up. Seriously, though, I can't imagine where I'd be or who I'd be. if someone didn't tell me about last podcast and roundtable back in 2016. I had just split with the baby mama,

working 10 hours a day, seven days a week. You folks kept me laughing the whole time, and along with my son, were the only things that kept my train running. MJ and Jackie, both of your glow-ups have been amazing to experience over the past seven years. Thank you. MJ, I want to say something to you,

and I mean it in the most sincere and positive way. Toilet flush! You took a lot of shit from those fuckers and are a very strong and just person. And sorry if I ever made you feel awkward by tagging you in a roundtable quote. Oh, they love it. Also, I want you to know that I did encourage. I sent this to both MJ and Holden and Jake. So thank you so much slutty change for sending this in.

You are an all-star. Jackie, what can I say? You stop! And I can't praise you enough for your journey. Also say the word and I'll curb stop. I mean, it's fine. I'm fine. Jake, there is a synergy that you share with Jackie and Holden that is incredibly fun to listen to.

Characters from Roundtable come to mind. Fancy Pants and Jackie and shitwalking Jake. I don't remember those whatsoever. But you also have plenty of your own merits. Most of all, though, the flim-flam man, Dr. Uncle Puppet Jared, is the stuff of legend. And last but not least, good old lumpy lizard McMee. Really. I mean, what can I say? I feel like I'm this close to a restraining order, but for real, I meant it when I said it. You are top 30 funniest persons on the planet if I had to rank them. Maybe even number one when you aren't complaining about Liam!

I don't know what I would do without all your collective content, except maybe put down a tarp, strip down to some tidy whitties, and cover myself in your content, while writhing around like the little Lord Fonthelroy, Henry Zabrousk. Yeah, I left the eye off on purpose. You dovis, figure it out. Sorry, I always get heller roundtabling what I'm talking to y'all. Anyway, I cannot thank you enough for every hour you have given us. And please, don't stop until you reach at least 1,000 Epps. 1,300 in page 7's case. You've been doing that a good five years before the boys.

Good Lord, how many episodes have we done? Sunny, Jage, how many episodes have we done? God, my God, I just talk, and I talk. Cheers to all of you. I wish I could live inside everyone's skin. Sorry, not true, but I do wish I could give you all a million more hugs. Love Mitch, aka Slutty, J.J. I love you so much, slutty change.

And thank you for sending in such a lovely and caring email. I love you guys so much. And again, you can send in your own shout. It's a page 7 podcast at gmail.com. It's a hoot. It's a holler. And it makes me smile. I love you guys.

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