Page 7 - Ep. 490: Blow Up The Moon

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread the UFO message, Jackie discovering that overalls are AALLLL RIIIIGHT, A Piss-SA 'cause when you gotta go, you gotta go, Holden's "Old Man At the Movies" Corner, Love Is Blind Reunion that wasn't LIVE on Sunday and the chaos that caused not to mention MJ has a deadly Love Is Blind finale drinking game plus a bonus Irina v. Francesca: Who's the worst humna alive? discussion, Shawn Mendes was caught once again denying the TRUTH that we all know, Christine Brown from Sister Wives is ENGAGED and HAPPY leaving only Sobbin' Robin for Christine's ex-husband, some guesses on how long until we get 'Nick Cannon Presents: Sister Wives Don't Cost a Thing', FINALLY an update on Wynnie's World comin' to MAX SOON, let's all mourn the wedding that could have been with the Wienermobile of LOVE in Las Vegas, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Morgan Freeman actually Jimi Hendrix?!? And a list of parodies with good-natured sources, blindz that involve some CHEMISTRY and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey guys, it's Jackie Zabrowski, and Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going back on tour with the Release the Butthole Cut tour. We're coming to your town. Hold it. Where are we going? Salt Lake City, Denver, Colorado, Las Vegas. We're going to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Washington, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, and St. Louis, Missouri. Where can they find tickets, MJ? For tickets, go to Lastpodcastnetwork.com. What's that again? Lastpodcastnetwork.com. Hell yeah. Is that the energy you want to hold it? Yes, that's the energy.

Go with it. I'm feeling it. Oh, wait, no, Holden. Do you like my energy and what I'm bringing? No. I'm not. Keep it alive. All the small things.

Yeah. Truth breaks. I'll take one lift. You'll ride best trip. Oh, you'll be at my show. Watching. Waiting. Waiting.

to the lights up carry me hot. Man, you know what? I think I'd go see Blink 182 in a heartbeat. Live music. I think I would love to see Blink 182. I saw some footage from them at Coachella and it looked pretty far.

They looked great. They looked amazing. It looks good. Welcome to page 7, everybody. They were a little slower energy, I feel like, but the music sounded good. It sounded great. But they were standing firmly in place. They were afraid their bodies would fall apart

if they were to take a single step to the left or the right. Probably because they're all on stage. I'm going to assume like sober or something like that. Oh, no, that's over. The one guy's like, there's an alien. I see it. I see it. It's in disguise.

Man, if they had a full spaceship on stage, I mean, you can't really do that at a Coachella, but like if they could have. I mean, I know it's no ice skating rink, but we'll get into that pretty soon. I'm so excited about this last minute curveball story. They came out. Shout out to my brother for hitting me up.

this morning, so disappointed in the Frank Ocean set that he hit me up with like, dude, a wall of tax. I thought I was going to break up text for my brother. Like, it was a wall of tax. Man, isn't that the scariest when you receive something like that from a sibling when you're like, oh, God, what is it? What is falling apart? What do we need to?

All right, do I got to fly to Florida? Okay, we're letting gear up. It was definitely the first thing I read at like seven in the morning this morning when when he woke me up. Like, I definitely just rolled over. huh and I just kept ruminating on it and I didn't even know he kept it really vague too

so I was like is there a certain artist you're particularly upset with I mean he was calling it like glorified karaoke so he was just screaming about Coachella in general and I will say usually after Coachella weekend you get great I mean hopefully I'm assuming we're going to have some great blinds because I feel like out of Coachella

comes usually lots of drama and there was more just disappointment that I saw coming from the Coachella weekend if it came, if there was any headlines at all, besides, you know, some, some celeb gossip that we're going to get into. I kind of felt that way when I saw the lineup. I was like, Boroznor. For Coachella, yeah, I was just like,

this is the most underwhelming lineup. Like, remember, I didn't even know one of the acts, like the DJ guys that are headlining? Well, we are also old. I guess. I mean, I try to see. Yeah, I can't even participate in this conversation. I'm like a festival of music, please.

Who has the time? Who has a festival of music, please? Yeah, you are turning into the antagonist of an illumination film, MJ. You're like music. Why would have anyone, how could anyone bear it in this day and age? It's not efficient. Although I heard that, I mean, no, I support music. I do also hear, I heard that the black pink performance.

Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, that's what you're going for, right? I told him that to my brother, too. I was like, dude, I bet Black Pink was fucking fire, bro. You just got to get into the right music, do you got to stop with this sleepy, creepy shit and get into the real shit. Charlie X, X, X, X, I bet was awesome.

But, you know, there's other vote, you know. And also, there's a whole other weekend to be made and created next weekend for Coachella. It's two weekends. It's two weekends, yes. And I'll just say, like, in general, I mean, we've been in this for a minute now, honestly, so I thought it was going to change by this point.

But, like, lately when I would go, let's say, stroll through the like top 50 albums list on pitchfork or NPR or what have you at the end of the year, if it's not like super commercial music and even that is kind of going this direction, it's very sleepy, a lot of it. A lot of the new trends is like really sleepy, peeled out. And Frank Ocean, I feel like is definitely in that category. And I was saying before I was like, I think people are starting to not be very discerning when it comes to like who to go see, who's going to be entertaining. Like, Black Pink's going to be fully choreographed.

There's going to be tons of, like, good lighting and special effects. There's going to be, you know what I mean? I mean, but it comes down to what your idea of what entertaining is. Sometimes that's too much for people. But they'd rather just something that's chill and kind of lulling and you get into like the feel of like the audience all like just vibe in together, which I do understand. But then it takes it to such an extreme.

Ew. Like the Frank Ocean. You're saying, ew. Why are you saying, ew? You don't want a vibe? Hold on a hate's vats. You need to start wearing more bucket hats. I'm telling you, I have started living vibes life, and I'm not going back.

I've got pants on right now. I love the pants. I also bought slouchy overalls that have pockets, like big, almost like, dippy pant overalls. Oh, farmer Jackie. No, I am youthful. I prepared Jeff. We got out of the shower, and I,

yelled from the other room and I was just like, prepare to see how youthful your wife is. And he was very scared about what that had, what that meant and what I was about to come out doing and or wearing. But it was my slouchy overalls with my bucket hat and you could just, I'm aging backwards. I'm Benjamin a button. You should be scared of me.

Jackie, I thought that you and I were both team, team two piece, you know, not team one piece. You know, I've always been Team Two-Piece, and this is my first ever one piece that fits, and I got to say, I understand. Really? I get it now. I get it.

I love it. I want to flounce about. And flounce isn't even a word, but all I want to know, all I know is that's what I want to do. Yeah. No, I mean, my thing with one pieces and rompers and et cetera, and romp, romp hymns also is that they look good. That's our never forget. The rompim. They look good on other people, and I will definitely look like a toddler when I wear one.

Oh, yes. And that's why I don't try. Oh, yeah. No, I 100% look like a toddler. Like, I don't look, but I do look like I'm trying to end attempting to be hip. Whoa. The jumper, romper, whatever onesie thing is like, everyone's wearing it out here. It is crazy, dude.

And my thing is, though, all I can think about is the fact that they, don't they have to take, especially with a lady wearing it. Got to take it all the way off. The entire thing. Oh yeah, I got to take the whole thing up. Which I didn't even think about. And then I wore it out of the house and I was like, oh no. Yeah.

I guess that's fine if you have access to a bathroom. I feel like it would be bad if you were doing like a public, if you're trying to do like a covert public piss. Right. It would be a big problem. Oh, yeah. That's too much fabric. But, you know, I'm not, my like fast pissing days and running, they're like kind of

passed me. Yeah. But you know, I say that, but who knows? I think that I've just been better at managing my piss. And you know what? I say, God bless it. Look at me. Over here, 35 years old, she's managing her own piss. Definitely the drinking way less. Yeah, and not like walking to bars hour after hour after hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Needing to. Definitely that. Yeah, for sure. In public pandemic kind of renewed. I've always been a secretly enthusiastic public pisser after studying abroad in the Czech Republic as a college student where it was like very destigmatized to piss in public. I got I came back to the United States and instead of being one of those insufferable like studying abroad people who got really into like poetry or

something. I just got really into public pissing. And then the pandemic kind of brought it back. You know, the pandemic, there was a lot of times where it's like, whatever, no rules. Piss where you go on to because there's that why New York smells even worse than it used to. No, I'm just, I only, I only peed outside a handful of times since, you know, my early 20s when that was more normal. And no judgments if you're pissing all the time. Also, there are some people, you know, I happen to have someone in my family who's currently also taking blood pressure medication and it makes you piss all the time. And so like, it also just depends. If you got to go, you got to go. You got to go. You got to get it out. Yeah. Makes you pee a lot. How do you feel,

Holden? How's your piss management? You know, I don't. I don't, With the blood pressure medication. I have a crazy bladder. Like last night, so I went and saw the Mario movie last night, right? I just remember, imagine your bladder just being like, my bladder is like a clown car. Yeah, it is crazy. You can fit so much piss in it.

And because I'll surprise myself, I will, I will, like last night I had to use the bathroom for a while, but I was on so many edibles that I just kept forgetting and whatever, right? And then I just take, I. That's always rough. I just finally was like, it's time to go. By the fucking way, bro. And I purposely had not actually watched the music video because I was waiting to see it in the movie. It was just one of those.

I was like, well, I might as well just watch it in the movie. Of course, I leave exactly for the Peaches song. No. Yeah. Exactly for the Peaches song. I've still not seen The Peaches song. It's crazy to me. No.

Yeah. I was going to watch what I got home and I just ended up. Oh, you didn't watch the last. live action because his music video was him, not Bowser. Oh, it's not Bowser? Yeah. So I just missed it in the movie totally. Wow.

I came back and I was like, oh God, there's a piano there. Did I just miss the fucking song? Come on. Obviously, I love drinking during movies, but this is why I had to stop drinking during movies at the movie theater because, you know, you can't, no way you can drink beer throughout a movie in a movie theater and not have to get up at least once. Oh, you definitely have to. You definitely have to get up at least once.

So I got to go watch it again. And then I'm like, everyone knows I'm drunk. You know, I feel that too. When I get up, everyone's judging me. I want them to know I'm drunk. I was definitely at the movie theater alone with like two tall boy IPAs, slamming him down. Oh, you watched it alone? Oh, yeah.

And you missed the beaches. Long. 20 milligrams of edibles. There was also, this is the thing about assigned seats in movie theaters, like, that kind of sucks. Like, for the most part, it's awesome. I love the signed seats in the movie theater thing. But there was no one in the theater. There was like two dudes in the very back.

There was me and like kind of a nice middle seat, perfect spot. This like group of like five younger people walk in and sit directly behind me in this otherwise completely empty movie theater. And then I play this crazy game in my mind where I start going, but if I get up, it'll be rude or something. But eventually when I came back. from the piss, I moved all of my beers and everything, like, further away from them, which did feel a little rude, but I don't want them

right behind me chomping their popcorn. What in the world are we living in? I say, burn them all down. I say burn them all down. This is a rant I didn't expect. Yeah, I never expected Holden to rant against a sign seat and movie beers. But, but, or like, bro,

if you walk in and they walked in like, I think the movie had already started You can sit wherever at that point. There's literally no one in this fucking movie theater. Like, there was nobody. Why are you sitting right behind me? It makes me insane. I cannot believe that we are 13 minutes into this episode

if we haven't talked about the love is blind live reunion that wasn't live. I'm talking about fiascos here. There's multiple fiascos over the weekend. Jackie and Holden haven't even seen it all. No, watch the first half of it. Well, we've only had so much time. I'm very impressed MJ that you did with. watch. I watched all of the last episode that came out on Friday. So I got all of that in.

I'm halfway through this, the Love is Blind reunion. And the reason why I didn't see it was because it didn't come out, but it was supposed to come out. I was all ready to go sit and watch it. And I was like, I, that my night to watch it was Sunday night. I mean. Fiasco, the first part of the fiasco. Yeah. It's supposed to be this live thing like they did with the Chris Rock thing. They're trying this whole live thing out, which I kind of get it for a stand-up special, even though I think

it actually fucked up Chris Rock's stand-up special, because he only did the one live performance, and he messed up like a few times in the special. Well, that was also the first time they've done the live streaming. This is only the second attempt at doing live stream, like Netflix doing a live

stream. So luckily at least that didn't fuck up for Chris Rock for his sake, and It did just for this dumb thing. But I think immediately I'm like, Netflix stop. Like we don't need, unless it's like a sporting event or an award show, it does not have to happen at all live. I think that they thought the drama, that it would be more dramatic live, but it was much less dramatic because everybody was extremely inhibited because it was live. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I feel like it's like the whole point of a reunion show for basically any reality show is to like, let's. that everybody like air the grievances and like get it sloppy and get it a little messy. Yes. And the tone, like you come into the beginning of this Love is Blind reunion. And first of all, everybody looks like they have been waiting in a studio for hours waiting for the show to start. Well, because just so everybody knows, in case I'm sure that you know at this point by the time this episode comes out, that the Love is Blind reunion was supposed to play on Sunday evening, but instead because of insane.

sane technical difficulties did not get released until noon the following day. That's crazy, especially since Sunday night is also Succession Night. So people were probably hoping to do like, I think Love is Blind supposed to start to eight. Yes. And then Succession starts at nine. And it was just bored just waiting and waiting. And so by the time, like, I don't know how long they were actually waiting.

But you know the feeling that like the three of us have when we're waiting when we're backstage and it's like half an hour till showtime. like, all right, shit, now I've got the adrenaline, but also the fatigue. And, like, there's, like, that kind of restless feeling when you're waiting to perform. They looked like they had been, like, waiting. It was a combination of that, but also, like, waiting for a flight to take off and having the flight being delayed over and over. Like, they looked, everyone looked upset.

Vanessa Lichet, I don't know, I truly don't know what happened to her. In addition to her terrible personality, she just, like, looked not good. Like, her hair was kind of messed up. She looked like worked. And I think she was just really, really pissed off about how. And she starts the show by being like, well, it's not live anymore. It was going to be live, but it's not live. And it was just like the tone from the jump of a show that is supposed to be like, yeah, like spicy, messy, whatever.

But it was like messy, not in a fun way. It was like messy and like, wow, everyone's just mad and shy. Like a bad combination to start a reunion show. Yeah. It's very awkward. They, um... I wonder how hard they tried to get them to drink in the meantime to try and open them up. I mean, I would just start drinking.

Because I feel like, you know, they usually ply them with, they give them those gold cups. Yeah. And everybody's got gold cups. And part of me was like, man, thank God they didn't like decide to like drink some of the nerves away to like get through it. Because that would have been so obvious. They would have been hammered by the time they started. Yeah.

None of them seem hammered, but like what I think is different, what was very different about the, I mean, the reunion show, especially for Love is Blind is always like extreme, like the most cringe worthy part of the most cringe worthy show ever made, right? So you know what to expect. But like, I, my understanding about the reunion shows previously is that even though they are filmed like a year after the season is filmed, They are filmed before, or at least in the past, I think for season three, they were filmed before the, like, show was out. After the altar. Yes, right, after the altar, right? And so, so meaning, like, for season three, right, like Cole, who was, like, the broken man of season three. Not to be confused with.

Poor Cole. Zach and Paul, who were the broken man of season four. Shout out to Cole, dog. You're a good one. talk about the drama and the tea. There was this big Netflix watch party, so all previous cast member seasons were there. And Cole took a picture with Brennan and Alexa,

and they used to not be cool with him. Whoa. They are cool with him. Yeah, so I think that maybe that means they're not cool with Zenib. I don't know, but that's a conversation for another time. But point being, in the past, all the cast didn't really exact. They had seen the show, but they didn't know

what the entire internet thought of them yet because they had filmed it before the season had come out. And so, like, for them, it... Did people really boo Irina when she came out, though? Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, this, but this, it was actually, like, physically painful to... I don't think I've been that uncomfortable since watching Miltf Manor, because everybody on last...

Everybody at Love is Blind season four reunion knew exactly how much the internet hated them. Yes. So it's, like, actually extremely painful to watch. Like, don't get me run. The arena stuff was not, like, the hubris you would hope it was. just sad. Like, it's just like, oh my God, this, and I don't have any interest in, like, absolving, like, bulliers, you know, Bica and Arino were, like, chronic bulliers on the show. Bulliers, it's just bullies. It's just bullies. No, they're bullies. Yeah. What is it? I'm on, I'm on

MJ's side. I'm no, extra bullies, no, they're, they're extra bullies, they need the errs on the end. And bullies, of course, the best. Most bullies. But I'll tell you this, watching somebody who is a bully and then who got like publicly massively called out for being a bully, then have to go on kind of semi not live, live television and be like, wow, everybody hates me and I'm sorry. Man, and that speech was, you can tell she had ran that speech in her head a million times. Yes, she had an accountability coach.

Everybody had an account. If you drank every time they say accountability, I will take accountability for my behavior on the show. You will be dead. Everyone is trying to apologize. It's like very 20-23. Everybody like knows what a good apology is supposed to sound like. So they're all like, yes.

And I totally own that. I totally take accountability for my behavior also, though. You know, and then they would like try to deflect. It was the hardest hour and a half of television I have seen. I think I might not want to watch the show anymore. It's actually last of us or whatever. Like, you know what I mean? Like, this was the most typical hour at this reunion.

I will say this, too, about these general experiences. Whenever you're seeing someone be like an arena on a show, just know deep in your heart, they're already receiving their just desserts. Yes, that's the thing. Their life is already fucked. By the time you're already even just getting to them, they have gotten the fucking message.

You know what I'm saying? Yes. I can tell based on her, initial apology video on Instagram where she's just like, it's been a long, you know, she sounds like Alec Baldwin. Now we're going to go to the

upro. It's like her life is taken from her. You see it. You know what I mean? And it's crazy. It is like my conclusion after watching this reunion is like just like you can't rent a car

until you're 25, like I don't think we should let people under 25 go on reality shows and make life. altering choices of being a bitch on TV and then having your whole life ruined because of it. That's the thing is, you know, I probably was capable of that. I'm sure if I came in there and showed a tinge of that, then the producers are going to be like, give us more of that. Of course.

And really supporting that kind of behavior. And then, yeah, no one warns you. No one prepares you. And all of a sudden, everyone's judging you based off of these clips and everything. And it can be brutal. and, you know, I, what does Arena get out of this? I don't think anything is at least like Francesca built. She can, she has a career off of this.

Of being a villainous. That's the fan. That's an arena thought she could be a Francesca. Yeah. And she's not a Francesco at all. Yeah. And it is just totally, yeah, she doesn't even tow a line. Because there's something about Francesca that you still, like, if I was around her in real life,

I'd still want her to be my friend. You'd want her to like you. Like maybe she really has it. She's a really good bully because you really want her to like you. I really want her to like me. Yes. She's got it. That's sad.

That's a pathetic thing to admit, Jackie. That's a great, but that is such a great analysis, you two. That is really smart. That's the difference. She's got this quality where exactly I'd be like, maybe I do have a chance with Francesco. You know what I mean? I would think that I had a shot,

but like, I know I'm married and have a daughter. You would be the big Nick. energy of... Maybe Francesco would, like, want to date me? You know what I mean? And she's just like, you're fucking gross. Well, that's... You can hear that different ways.

Like a good... Like a guy, you know, she could have different meetings that. Maybe she likes gross guys. Do you like gross guys? No, I fucking ate you. All right, well, let's turn that frown upside down. Here, let me... I learned out of juggle last night.

For you, let me show you. I don't give a shit. But, like, yeah. Francesco legitimately made it. every man on perfect match lose their mind because she, she just got it. You know, she is a huge bitch, but she also has star power. Whereas Arena and Micah, who were the bully, mean girls, mert-mer. Thank you, please.

This season, it was just like, oh, my God, you guys, you just look, everybody hates you. Like you were just so mean to everybody who everybody else likes. And now that is just your legacy. Sorry, can I have a quick m-merp-merp sidebar? I just want to say to all of the people that wrote in that was like, I got what MIRP, MIRF was. I understood what Merv was.

Holden himself said to me, there's no way I would have gotten it from the Murt Murt. That is allegedly. Exactly what Holden said to me. He said I would never have gotten it. No way I said that. You just remember that you said it when we were in my office. Allegedly.

I don't believe I said that And we will be taking that to court He was like I would never have understood What a Mert Murt was I can't believe you guys have to deal with me Every week I'm sorry for my For my horrendous

Just like looks don't matter You know just the pussie butt after my BBL You're gonna have Pussy Pussy But after you get a BBD and then you're going to be slipping and sliding everywhere because you could have pus in your butt. Sounds like somebody's being a mert-merp.

Sounds like it to be. He admitted it himself. Wait, now, can we didn't even, I do want to talk about the Frank Ocean set from Coachella. I was really, we didn't spend enough time on this. This is insane. This is fiasco number two for the fiasco episode. Yes, fiasco episode that Frank Ocean was headlining

at Coachella over the, the weekend and a lot of people are referring to his set as a disappointing mess. Now there is actual reasons behind this, which is all right. Okay, wrap your minds around this, everybody. What he had wanted for his set was to have an ice rink on the stage with a bunch of skaters skating around him and the band while he's on stage, I'm assuming, sitting in a chair and performing his set. But last minute, day of the show, they decide in the afternoon

not to put the ice rink in after rehearsing this for the entire week and it has not been, as of right now, it has not been released of why they couldn't put the ice rink in. All we know is that they didn't. So what did all of the skaters and the performers do? they just kind of aimlessly walked around him where they were supposed to have been skating.

They should have gotten roller skates. But then if it was like last minute, where do you get all these, you know, what do you hit up Starlight Express and be like, ship those skates over now, damn it? And then you've apparently become a transatlantic manager of sorts. But, so they just walked around him and then Frank Ocean still sat in a chair

and performed a very low energy set that just didn't seem like it made a lot of sense. Now, again, it makes more sense now that we know there was supposed to be an ice skating rink there. No, it doesn't make sense. Why would you think, go, okay, instead of ice skating, which would be this cool, interesting, stylistic choice, and everybody would be like, whoa, I can't lose an ice skating ring on the stage.

Instead, just walk around me in a circle. I guess. That is terrible. That was such a bad idea. Don't have the people walk around in a circle. But that it's just going to be him on stage? At least you can see him. That was one of the complaints.

They couldn't see him. So much of people kept walking in front of them. Maybe it was buying items. Come on, guys. Come on. They could have gone to a Walmart and gotten as many roller skates as they could find. Scooters, bicycles. Roller skates.

They really should have just gotten anything on wheels. I don't know. There has to have been a solution that wasn't just them walking around as if it was like a, just like a busy mall or something. Like, I can't even picture what that would look like. I get annoyed at this because to me, this is like getting your head up your own ass in the name of quote unquote artistry and and and a absolute lack of understanding of what like people might actually want to see you do on stage. You know what I mean? I am way more interested in someone who is just trying their hardest to entertain everybody as much as humanly possible as in contrast

to the person who's like, I have my vision and my vision is people skating around me. For hours they skate and skate and skate and skate and I just go. but also you know what I mean It's just not entertaining to me That they don't know if this is the definite answer That like he was Maybe he was also supposed to be skating

Or doing something else But he did receive an injury Frank Ocean had an ankle injury And so it is possible that that was the reason Why he sat the entire time And why they got rid of the ice In the first place I really want to watch

I saw little bits of it it looks so fucking boring. But to get my brother to text me a diatribe, you know, whatever time in this morning is kind of impressive. Like he, I mean, it must be one of those things that just makes you kind of irate to see. And again, I do think it's the presumptuousness that like anything I do will be interesting because it's me.

It's very Kanye. You know what I mean? It's given Kanye vibes a little bit. Not any sign of Naziism. I'm not, let's not take it there, people. I mean, I'm just talking about his performance style. But you know what I mean? To me, it's like, yeah, it's funny the difference, too, between, like, glorified karaoke

and, like, a real interesting stage performance, you know? After, especially the show was over an hour late as well. And it was an hour late. So because of all the last minute changes, it seems like. So everybody was just upset. Yeah. But people weren't upset watching Sam Mendez and Camilla Cabello have a. Suck Fest at Coachella.

Do you think he's still gay or do you think he's not gay? No, I still think that this, I think it's all contracts. I still think it's all prescribed. I think that, so if you remember Sean Mendez, it's been in the blinds since Sean Mendez has been a thing, is the fact that all of that Camilla Cabello, it seems, was a beard for him. Now, here's the thing. He was also now spotted out with Sabrina Carpenter,

a month ago, but I guess that is over. Yeah. And now he's schoonoodling with Camilla Cabello at Coachella. I mean, which, you know, you could do far worse. Good for, it's a good for him. Oh, I mean, oh, no, definitely. I mean, please, again, I'm sure that if the tapes are happening, I would definitely, for chance, watch one of those tapes.

But you think that the tapes aren't happening because the contract doesn't include the sex. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How do I get that job? How do I get Hollywood relationships? manager job. That's the one I want. Oh, I would be contracted out. I think that I think that I would, I would allow myself to be contracted out. Yeah, that'd be so fun. I'd throw randos together too. I'd be like

Dennis Quaid and Hallie Barry. You know what I mean? I'd do like weird ones. Yeah. I'd go for like, what else would I do? I'd be like the Olson twins and the mayor of Seattle. Oh, yeah. So both of them or with the same person. Okay, all right, yeah. I think, you know, I hear that twins do that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows that anybody knows that about twins. But, I mean, speaking of sister wives, yeah, I am talking about it.

And Holden and MJ do not give a shit, and that is fine. I kind of care. I've seen season one and two of sister wives. I must make mention of the fact that Christine has gotten engaged. I really thought this was going to make it to the last. Devere's. Nope, it is not. It is on the main.

It is on the maid feed. This goes out to my sissy heads out there because I know that we've all been watching sister wives for 10 years at this point. Yeah, how is there like 20 seasons of this show? Like, I truly don't understand the time. How many seasons per year? It should just be called sister wife, by the way. At this one, it's just wife.

Yeah, they just have a wife. Which wife is left? He has one wife. It's Robin. Of course, sobbing Robin is still holding on. Oh, she's always crying. But like with Christine, we just watch them go. Because talk about a tell-all that gets uncomfortable.

They ask questions of them that I'm like, that is rude. That's just a rude question to ask another human being. But I know that their lives are put out there for all to ask these questions. So their tell-alls are like multiple parts because they, They do not only the individual conversations, but then they have the conversations with all of them together. So they try to get them each to like talk each other into a corner. It's manipulative and evil. And ooh, I go, oh, I just slurp it up.

And now, Christine, who just left Cody, or it seems like, and I guess at this point has probably been like a year and a half. She just got engaged to this man who seems like he's a really good man. And she said it was her, she's never had a type of love like this before. Yeah, it's because you've only been with one guy before and he had three other wives. You're going to experience a different type of love with this man who is the only one who is loving you. Because she did say that she wants to be, she, you know, wants to be in a monogamous relationship. Yeah. And it took, it took her year, many years.

always thought that that's what she wanted. She didn't watch us the man. She wanted a family. That was her line at the opening of the show every show. Of course, you've got to go to the comments. It's a Yahoo News article. Love this one from James. Anyone would be an upgrade from Cody,

except for maybe Nick Cannon. I was going to say, we need to talk more about Vanessa Lechay. Oh, by the way, I was thinking Nick Lechay. That was a, there is also the Yahoo comment section for this. And oh, damn it, there's such a funny comment on here as well. Let me read it real quick. It is the last one from the Void 99. Netflix crashed because of dumb stuff like this.

We're going to be destroyed by aliens. We're going to be destroyed by aliens. And going back to the engagement article, I love this from Carol. I feel like I read this in Linda's voice. I wonder what Cody is saying now. There is love and life without him. Whoa! Yeah!

You take it down! Yeah, yeah. Everyone's shitting on Cody. And everyone's like... You got a shit on Cody, bro. I'm only seeing the reaction, the reaction, but everyone's like into all those people out there saying she moved on too fast, she's practically been single for 29 years.

I mean, truth, she found someone that really genuinely loves her. And here's the question. What do you think the countdown is, until Nick Cannon has his own sister-wife show. Do you think that's already being shot? Right. You think like, well, how long are we going to wait and how fast are we going to watch this show

whenever it happens? It kind of just depends on his personal financial situation, which I'm not sure exactly what it is, but I'm guessing that he's going to need to start making this family a little money printer soon because he's got to be able to pay them something on the regular, or at least when they ask. That's why you turn it.

That's why, you know, we used to have a bunch of kids so that we could get them out there to pull the weeds, you know? Yeah. So that's why you got to have these kids. Put them to work. Yeah. We talked about this with Winnie's World. Put him to work. Winnie's World coming soon.

Coming to Max. Yes. So Max, I believe we signed with Max. Put her in an Elmo costume. Oh, yeah. Then you're working with HBO. There you go. You're welcome.

Sister Wives is an example of a reality show, though, that, has, whilst sister wives has destroyed the lives of everyone involved, in the sense that they probably would have been fine if they had never started a reality show, right? They probably would have just kept on being a polygamous family, living in a giant, you know, polygamous house in Utah, and then the scrutiny from the show had made them had to move and go into semi-hiding and all this stuff.

But probably now we can look at the three liberated ones. wives and be like this is for the best, you know. Like you have love is blind destroying people's lives almost certainly for the worst. Sister wives, arguably, we have a really good outcome here. Like everybody, I mean, the show does an interesting thing that makes you be like, okay, this is actually fine. These women are like adults who made this choice and this should probably be something that they don't have to be on the run from the law about. But it is also interesting to see, you know, after some time having all three of them be like, actually, this was really bad. And it's really good that I'm not in relationship with this guy anymore, you know?

Yeah, dude. And you watch the family fall apart in almost arguably real time. I can't recommend sister wives for just any person because it is definitely not for everybody. And I know that. I know if you're like, I tried to watch it, Jackie, and it's boring and shit. I don't know how I've done it all this time. But, you know, it just seeped into my blood. And now I feel like I would.

die from withdrawal without it. Is that sad to say? No, because that's, you know, I don't come on here and talk a lot about the anime shows that I watch, but I feel a similar, and I'm like, it's just the same thing. Over and over again, big battle, stronger, stronger, more powerful foe than ever before.

What's you going to do? Oh, are you going to dig in deep, rise above, and defeat the monster, and defeat the power over and over again? So Cody's the monster and the monster. the situation. The sister wives have... Not one I want to fuck though. I'm throwing that out there

that's not a monster portion I'm going close to. I think there might be a little bit of monster fucker going on. I have never been attracted to Cody Brown ever. Not for a fucking second. Now, Christine on the other hand, Christine, I'd give her a run for her money,

but now she's engaged already, so I lost my shot. I missed my chance. I missed my chance. And I also missed my chance to get married on the weeners. Mobile. Yes. Yes, I must bring it up because right now in Vegas, they're doing the Wiener Mobile of love. Yes, the Wiener Mobile of Oscar Meyer WienerMobile. You can get married on it for free. And I'm so mad that I already got married. I want to get married on the Wiener Mobile.

I'm the hot dog ambassador of the Southwest region of the United States. I had a tween. I was at Huntington library over the weekend, which is a garden. And a tween said, I like your tattoo. And she was talking about my hot dog tattoo. And I said, thank you. I'm actually the hot dog ambassador of the Southwest region of the United States. And she goes, oh my gosh, can I shake your hand? And I shook her hand and she walked away.

This story sounds made up. I know it sounds made up. I swear to God. I know it's up. I swear to you. Askediff. I swear to you. this happened. It was, she shook my hand.

Interesting. It was while I waited outside of the bathrooms. Did she compliment your bucket hat and your overalls too? No, but that was right after I had realized that I had the overalls on so I had to completely take them off after I used the restroom. So I was kind of like standing in my shame when she came to me. So I kind of felt like she was like an angel in that moment. The guardian angel of hot dogs. Of hot sucks. Oh my God.

Maybe I should have asked to shake her hand. Yeah. But you can't just be walking around asking tweens to shake their hand because that's, that's going to get you put on a list, especially if you're at a garden. Is this the same as, did you go to the Renfair this past weekend or was that different? I also went to the Renfair this past weekend. Went to the Renfair. And, man, I dressed up in my Fay best, Akitar, what, what? And we had so much fun.

And there was a joust. And we accidentally went on the first day of opening because it was supposed to open the weekend before. But it got pushed off. And so it got, we went opening day and it was so packed. Oh, yeah. That it was insane. We had to wait for an hour for food. Oh.

It was so packed. Like, it was like triggering for me just because, like, I don't think I've been in a place that packed since before COVID. and so part of me started feeling very like, ooh, whoa, okay, this is, we're like packed in here and it really started to give me, you ever get the willies every once in a while now when you're around a bunch of, no, why was the rent fare so packed?

Because it's a big thing, it's a big thing here. In LA, it's like, yeah, everybody. Yeah, everyone's an actor. We're in a town where everybody wants to dress, yeah, everyone's going to dress up. And everybody's dressed to the nines. It's kind of become Comic-Con at this point, too. No one even does the, like, fantasy.

They're just who whatever. They're just a, they're like a... We saw two people dressed up as Shrek and Lady Shrek. I don't know. I'm a robot at this Ritzhair. Like, you're like, all right, you're a robot? Like, what are we doing here? I thought I was going to be out of sorts just because I had my fairy ears on.

But lots of people, the Faye exists at the Renfair. I just want everyone to know that. I didn't know that. And now I guess we're like, I mean, Pirate Fest, Renfest, I think that this is us now? Yeah, you just do this, you just dress up. And, well, everyone knows how much you love to role play at social events. Oh, man.

How much you love theme parties and role playing at, uh, just in light. They call me burpee larpy, and I'm like, whoa, I'm not that burpee and I'm only a little larping, by the way. You do, you, now, now you need a good larp. Oh, azah! Yeah, for sure. You're right around the corner. I think you're basically larping already.

I've seen the Akitar promotion. It seems a little bit larpy, except I don't have any of my own swords. And it's not fair. And I did look at the swords. And I did talk myself out of buying, well, I didn't want a sword. I want a stiletto, which I didn't know that's what it was called. But Jeff told me what I described is it was like, I want a long, thin blade and a big hilt is the word, not handle, because I kept saying handle.

The word is hilt. And I want, and it's called a stiletto. And I want one that I carry around. But not every day because I think that that's illegal. I was going to say you might need a permit for that. Yeah, I think I need some sort of orange tip or something. Uh-oh. Well, let me give you a little tip myself, a dirty little pointy tip.

Clean it off. A little pointy tip. Oh. What? No. It's time for the celebrity. Does you believe? I don't know.

I want to say the thing. You're my prisoners right now. And I get to tell you when to say the thing, okay? All right, I feel like you're prisoner. Hey me with the share! Do you believe it? Is Morgan Freeman actually Jimmy Hendrix? And this is not racist.

What? Yeah, this is real. A good caveat holder. Okay, all right. Look at this, just look at the fucking side by side. It looks similar, right? It's undeniable. This one comes in from Andrew, who links to an article that starts with this line.

Legendary guitar god Jimmy Hendricks died on September 18th, 1970. Or did he? Or did he? Here is a fact from the article. Freeman first became famous on the PBS Kids Show, the electric company, which premiered in 1971, just one year after Hendricks's alleged death. That's a good point. Let's take a break from the facts. Do they look similar to you or no?

They do. They do look similar. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. They do. Okay, so maybe I'm not such a bad guy after all. It's not fucking fascinating.

I just want to, it isn't, this is an established conspiracy. There are a number of articles about it, but I just want to rewind and confirm, Holden, that you said, this isn't racist. It's real. It's real. It's real. It's real. It's real. It could be both.

The same time. Things can be both many things. Look, things can be a lot of things, okay? I think it could be. There are a lot of side-by-sides of things. them. People have really been exploring this. They really think this is true.

Well, here's another fucking fact from the article. Snopes has already debunked it, pointing out that Freeman's acting career began in 1964, while Hendrix's body was examined post-mortem by a local coroner. All right, I guess that may be a fact that we could follow. Well, here's a different fact that might fuck your shit up yet again in the other direction. Ooh, okay. So it's going to get sucked back up inside of us?

You're going to get sucked back in like a cloaca. Oh, no. No. Morgan Freeman does own a blues bar in Mississippi. And the... That's only something that Jimmy Hendricks would do with us. Well, Jimmy Hendrix came from Blues. He was a big... He started out in Blues. Big connection there.

And I don't think there's a lot of people who did come from Blues or listen to the Blues. No, no, no, no, no, no. So the fact that he owns a blues bar is pretty damning stuff. Wow, that's a lot. scary. And I say this to the non-believers, damn you all. Okay, you know what? I'm going to do, I'm going to do a new search. I'm going to delete my Jimmy Hendrix Morgan Freeman search. And I'm going to do a new search, which looks like other people have done this search as well. It's going to be. How many people listen to the blues?

How many people have done blues? Is it more than one? Yes or no. No, I'm going to search Young Morgan Freeman because I think that that's what we need to know. Did young, whether Jimmy Hendricks could age into someone who looks like Morgan Freeman is a more abstract question than did young Morgan first of all really we could answer this with just did young Morgan Freeman exist

because if he did then perhaps he's not to me Hendricks I'm not gonna lie I have fully zoned out what you've just said I have no idea what you just said what is happening you're trying to convince us right now

I've damned you I've already damned you to an eternal hell What else can I do? Oh, my God. If we can see that young Morgan Freeman looks like Jimmy Hendricks, that's more evidence. I'm trying to help you here, Holden. I am exhausted by what you're saying.

I don't know. Young Morgan Freeman, three words. He existed. Did you just have a mental break? What happened? You were being a little bit of a burmert right now. No. No, they are not.

This is insane. young Morgan Freeman. I mean, what kind of? Do you really not understand? I'm saying if young Morgan Freeman looks like Jimmy Hendricks. Okay. Then he's the guy. Right. What I'm saying is

these side by sides are having the brain fill in the blanks. Oh, young Jimmy Hendricks could grow up to look like old Morgan Freeman. But did young Morgan Freeman look like Jimmy Hendricks? I feel like I'm a child in your class right now. Say of all, I'm looking at young Morgan Freeman. It looks like

fucking Jimmy Injury. He looks like, you know, putting acid in the headband so we can play a guitar upside down. I just hate that they always compare the face to older Morgan Freeman when they should be comparing it to a younger Morgan Freeman, which is what MJ has been saying. I think it falls apart because young Morgan Freeman

really does not look much like Jimmy Hills. No, he does not. Again, the brain can fill in we can imagine what Jimmy Hendricks would look like as an old man. Maybe Morgan Freeman. I found one. I found a young picture. you're next to it, Jimmy Hendricks. It looks quite similar.

Not, maybe not the same. Maybe not the same. So what do you guys think? You definitely believe and we'll keep it moving? I don't know if we can give you this one, H-dog. Unbelievable. I mean, I can't speak for you, MJ, but. Yeah, no, I do not believe.

I'm now I just can't stop staring at young Jimmy Hendrix. He's a very handsome man. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to you, gum shoes. Oh, it was me. and there's gum on my shoes. That's right. Carmen San Diego.

Why are they called gum shoes? I was just thinking about that. I also would like to find that out. Hey, guess what I'm in front of? A motherfucking computer, bro. Don't get too confused, Holden, because it sounds like me using Google really three-eyed.

Why gum shoe? Gumshoos slang term for a private detective from those that wore street shoes with a thick, soft, and quiet, rubber sole. Oh. Oh, gum shoes. But yeah, they're soft so they could sneak. Sneak.

Yeah, that's nice. There you go. But you think that if there's gum on it, it's sticky. I think that it's like a gummy. It's like a gummy shoe. I know, yeah. Not like a gum shoe, it's like a gummy shoe. Oh, gummy shoe.

It's like a soft, like a gummy shoe. Yeah, I feel like if they were called gummy shoes, that wouldn't give the same effect. These old gummy shoes over here. Although I think it does work. It's time for the list. All right. Oh.

Who's on the list? Jackie, got to have that list. What kind of factoids you have, bro? Oh, I got some factoids for you. Slabs who were good sports about parodies and satires of their work. Did you know that George Lucas, which this kind of does surprise me, was totally cool with space balls. But he made a deal with Mel Brooks that stopped any space balls toys, like actually. figures from being sold.

Basically, you can make fun of me, but not make serious money off of it. Which that is such a George Lucas makes sense of like of everything you hear about him that that's why I was surprised that he would let the parody happen in the first place, but then he's like, but don't make any like, no, no, no, you're not making all that merch money because that merch money would have sold like crazy.

Michael Jackson was very encouraging of weird Al Yankovic's funny takes on his season. songs and even let him use the subway set for the video of that. That's kind of nice. I didn't realize it's the same, yeah, it's the same set from Bad, which I guess I never put those two together. Yeah, classically, Michael Jackson and Nirvana were like all about Weird Al making fun of them and loved it and super supported it.

Coolio, not so much. Ooh, uh, but you know who else was down with it? George R.R. Martin, of course, allowed a burlesque show based on games. of Thrones. That's because he's a war. That's why. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, maybe I'll come see it.

Yeah, let me just make sure you're doing a good job over there. I don't think that's what he sounds like, but maybe it does. Kim Kardashian and Yee thought Seth Rogan and James Franco's spoof of Bound 2 was hilarious, and Kanye was in stitches. There's something you don't expect with an ego the size of a black hole. Oh, he likes Hitler. Jackie, so I don't think it's very appropriate to bring him up in this light. Well, I already brought him up.

It already happened. And everyone knows the factoid now, okay? Well, George Harrison was a big fan of the Roodles, which was a Beatles parody band created by the Monty Python guys and even made an appearance

in their movie, All you need is Cash. Love it. I didn't know, have you heard of the Roodles? Yeah, yeah, I have the, I think it's the Ruddles. The Ruddles? And I have that, I think I have that movie with... All you need is cash? Yeah, yeah, from that bootleg guy

that I used to get like music DVDs and stuff from. I think I have it. Yeah, it's fun. It's good. What? Why are you squinting to me? It was a bootleg guy. Mitch, that I ever talked about this?

I met this guy at this archival. I worked to Getty images. He was a photo archivist. Oh, that too. It also was a leading Bob Dylan archivist. And I would just like tell him stuff I wanted to hear and he'd show up with a bunch of CDs and DVDs. And he'd just give them to me.

all burned from different concerts and stuff from like it's very maybe nerdy and boring and not that interesting to you guys but whatever mj's melting mj's dissolving i've heard about this friend of yours before i think it's a cute friendship yeah it was very cool he was awesome i just want to say that um both kurt cobane and coelio are on here about their thoughts about weird al yankevick that holden already gave us the factoid for chuck norris though once wrote a piece for world net daily to thank his fans for all the jokes about him and to share his faith. What a guy! Are you not entertained?

That's it. That's my list. Mic drop. I dropped the mic. Ow. Don't do that with the equipment in the studio. I'm going to have to write an email. I'll write an email.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell HR. All right. KISS out. Sorry to Weird Al, though. We love to see it. That is nice.

Kiss. It won't be up for another four. hours. So at least. That's the problem with HR that sleeps in. Well, that's how you get out of dealing with people. Yeah, you sleep through the complaints. Yeah, sleep through the complaints and then they go away. And they wake up the next day, they're like, why do I even fucking care about that? You know what I mean? Everyone's, it's all just a play and we're just players in the game. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I mean, is this because we didn't talk about Wicked Holden? You just need to get your theater boy out. Well, we'll talk about

wicked, I bet in the leftovers ever post-show recording that we do. Or we cover anything that we didn't talk about already, like about how that sister-wife lady had that creepy quote about her soul waking up or getting kissed or something. I haven't talked about that. That was in the article that I hated reading. Why? Because she's in a brighter place. David treats me like a queen and tells me unbeautiful every day.

My soul's tiny feet got kisses and licks. Yeah. Oh, my God. She's in love. The first time he held her. me close. It felt like my soul took its first breath, Holden. Like her soul took its first

breath. I'm happy for her. She's never had this kind of love before, Holden. I'm happy for her. My soul took its first breath? Yes. What did it do next? Did it fucking walk for the, what are we talking about here? We all know that Holden hates Holton hates how people sound when they're in love.

He hates it. Yes, I hate it. He hates being around. sexually frozen and he hates people of love. I guess. I guess. I find weird with my, the heart of my mind took a dance inside the palace of his lust. And isn't that nice? And isn't that sweet.

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We already can't see them. I'll make you do it again. No. No. I think I'm going to. No. No, I'm not doing it again. He's already blind.

This A-list actor who has a new movie debuting at that big film festival next month says he is afraid for his life. He thinks there are people out to kill him. and he has sent a body double out to a lot in his place over the past month or two. Problem is the body double was not supposed to let anyone get closer to take pictures, but the fame got to him. Everyone now is asking, where is the actor? Johnny Depp.

Wow. How'd you know? Because he has been, because I know that he's got that big movie that's coming out, but a lot of people are... Jean de Belly. And it's about Louis the 15th. And a lot of people have been talking about it. Like, he's just kind of been peppered everywhere.

but like in talks of like he's just been acting kind of all goofy-loofy. Yeah, he's got that drug paranoia. He's got goofy-loofy-loofs. What is he upset about? He, he, I thought that if anything, he should be bolstered by the amount, by the, in my opinion, disturbing amount of people who have rallied for him. Right. And he like completely came out on top.

Like Amber Hurd got completely fucked. What's he afraid of? That sounds, this sounds like pure drug use paranoia. Really? Right. There's just an unknown. group of people out to kill me. Yeah.

Yeah, I think he just, I don't think he fixed his addiction problems. In fact, maybe if he had lost the case, it would have been the best thing for him as he would have been like, oh, maybe I shouldn't drink fucking eight bottles of two buck chuck wine every day. Actually, it's not two buck chuck wine, though. It's like hundreds of dollars a bottle of wine. Yes, yes, very nice wine. It's crazy, this guy, you know what I mean?

I mean, someone's got a, someone needs to put him in a big bag and throw him into this C. Is that the only answer? Don't get him help. Yeah, yeah. Like a goldfish that he went at the fair. Yeah. Blow into it first.

Yeah, so he's got some oxygen. It's a little bit of O2. O2. Yeah, yeah. I know my chemistry, son. Yeah, I guess that would maybe kill him faster. I think it would. Well, Jackie got that first one, but will Jackie get the second one?

Oh, I don't know. Murt, mert, mert, mert. It depends. Murt, mert, you'll immediately get it. This is one, those softball ones. There is a little revolt going on with some of the mothers of children of this prolific celebrity babymaker.

They all want to be paid equally. Some get much more money than others, especially those that had lawyers. I'm waiting for the TV show. Where is the TV show? It is the only way to get them all paid. That's right. Of course, we're talking about Nick Cannon. I just said it, but you knew it, right?

You knew it, right, MJ? It's amazing how much the Nick Cannon story has like spiraled since in the course. Talk about real time. Like in the course of our doing the show. It went from like even just like two years ago. It was like, wow, he's got a lot of kids to like now it's like, is this, is this going to be his new career? You know, it's just really escalating very quickly. He's fully in.

I used to go to the opera mode. Yeah. But that's a fucking thing that annoys me with him is he spread it out over a bunch of different ladies. And he never has to be in one house with all of them except for on Easter. That's the thing. He gets to go to the opera. That's what pisses me off. But I will say recently tried to list the names of all of his kids on the Howard Stern show

and couldn't remember his daughter, Onyx's name. So we're doing great. Yeah, he's, you know, father of the year over there. Yeah, did you imagine? Not being able to remember one of your own kids' names? I mean, I get it when, like, how many times my mom would be like, Jessica, Henry, Oh, yeah. Jackie.

I call my children the wrong name at least 20 times. That I understand. I know their name. Like if you ask me their names right now, I could do it. I read somewhere that when people do that to people, it's because that that means you actually really love them a lot. And so if you're mistaking their name for other people you love, it's a sign of love, weirdly. It's just because it's the name are used to yelling.

Yeah. They call me the dog's name. They go, Ariel Holden. Yeah. And it would make me so mad. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm always, I'm always accidentally calling the cats, Zelda. now because whatever name you're used to be

saying in a panic, you know, because somebody's about to help themselves or it's hurting you. Of course. Yeah. All right. Sounds horrible. This last one's a little bit for me, a little bit for Jackie. It's kind of like a nice melding.

No, zero percent for MJ. Zero for MJ. Wow. You've got nothing. No skin in this game. Unbelievable. There's a little something for MJ that I want to get into once we reveal the players of this current play.

Oh, how we're. we dance and regale uponst the stage. Jackie? Uh-oh, theater. A recent music video starring this former werewolf actor who crashed and burned his career was supposed to film in Los Angeles.

It was going to use some locations from a movie in which he starred. He actually had to get an emergency passport renewal to travel overseas instead to film it at the last minute. Whoa, Taylor Lautner. And what music video is it for?

was recently spotted filming a music video in Liverpool, and I know who it is, because I meet, right, and what my journey is. I mean, he wouldn't be doing it with him. Why would he be doing it with Taylor Swift? His ex. Because she's obsessed with Twilight. Remember?

Whoa. T. Swift filmed a music video in Liverpool. This is true. And the linked article to the blind claims it is inspired actually instead by the 2022 film The Batman. People think it's for her song Vigilante shit, which is very like Billy Island. but Taylor Lawtoner

Twilight references I really hope this is like a Twilight theme music video. Crossover, old and Jackie, crossover. But it's also a little bit of a crossover for MJ because I believe one of your kids came home requesting Taylor. Taylor Swift, yes. Well, we've decided, I actually discussed it with some parents who I really love

over the weekend at the playground. We decided that Taylor Swift is the child bridge out of the frozen soundtrack and into real music. And unfortunately, the gateway drug is shake it off, which I say unfortunately because I think it's her most annoying song. But except for maybe I also don't like bad blood. But I like all of the other bobs.

Is that sacrilegious? Not like bad blood? Bad blood's great. To hold and it's sacrilegious. So you're not a 1989 person. Those are both on 1989. Maybe I should go back and listen. I liked that Mariska Haggertai was in the music video.

I really liked that. I like bad blood. And shake it off, I have an appreciation for it. Though I will say for me, it's annoying because when I become known for liking T. Swift, that's always the first song people like put on. Yeah, that is not. Whatever. And I'm like, oh, sure, but like I don't need to.

Hey, I've heard this song, just like you have a million times and a million different, like, restaurants and clothing stores and whatever. But also, like, that's not my, exactly my reason why I like her. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't hate it. It's just, right. It's just like it is, it is what.

There are many other more, like, just as ubiquitous Taylor Swift songs that are also very good. Like, I think all of her, like, I know, I feel like people are either, like the deep cut, like I only like folklore and ever wore. Singer songwriter. It's the people who are like more than her stripped down singer songwriter stuff. And Midnights. And then I include Midnights and you like Midnights. Yeah, yeah. And you like Minnights.

Whereas I like all of her singles. And I have no interest to like learn more beyond the. singles, but I love all of her singles, and I will be very happy for my kid to become a Swifty. And, yeah, it is a transition out of the Frozen soundtrack. That's so funny. Zelda likes the Frozen soundtrack, and Tom Petty's don't come around here no more. And that is our song. No, Moana?

They like Moana, too. They'll listen to Moana. But, like, if I'm giving them requests, it's Frozen or Frozen 2, which the music from Frozen 2 is not good. Ooh. In my opinion. Hot, too. Well, that's, no, that's, that's right.

Some of them are good. You got to get some Pocahontas rocking. Yeah, remember when we were on tour and I made something that reminded you both of Pocahontas and you both started singing Pocahontas simultaneously? And I was like, what world are we? In what world do you guys both have the color of the wind? Memorized. Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

I'll sing it all. All day, dogs. I'm listening it all. All day, man. The Moana soundtrack is very good, and we unfortunately have to hand it to Lin-Manuel Miranda for that. Sure.

I also love in Conto. And Conto soundtrack is great, and we also listen a lot to that. I'm just saying, listen, if the only music and rotation is from Disney animated movies, Taylor Swift, shake it off as a absolute joy.

I swear, last night, when I went to the movie theater, because you get all, I got a healthy dose of all the animated shit coming out before this Mario Brothers movie. How great does that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie look? Looks fun. Right?

It looks fun. I don't think, I think I missed that one trailer, though. Oh, damn. No that I think about it. But I've seen enough, though. It looks good. But, man, trolls three or whatever it was came on. And I was like, that is exactly in a bottle.

The shit I was talking about when I was like, I don't want to deal with this kind of kid humor. it like it's so obnoxious and I roll it to me like trolls is the exact in a package thing I hate about like kids fair when it comes to movies and stuff there's it's corny as fuck cheesy songs that's why I had a mental breakdown when nomio and juliet there was something about the trailer for nomio and juliet just made you so upset so furious yeah that every time I saw billboards I was like get that shut off why I don't know why and her wife filled me with rage. It's just so, like, corny and eye-rolly.

And I'm sure it's fun. I'm sure it's cute. Like, I'm not forced to watch these things. Yeah, I just, it'll suck if I have to, like, that becomes the thing I have to buy all the toys for and stuff like that. So I'm just hoping, hopefully I can guide her more towards the bluey end of things, you know, and away from trolls. Yeah, we haven't done any trolls.

We're just like fully in life. We are, if it is not a mermaid or a unicorn, we don't want it. Yeah. It is not pink we don't want it. Get that non-mermaid shit away from here. So funny, man. Kids are great. I love it.

All right. Can you see again or is there another one? No, yeah, I can see. Oh, welcome back. Yeah, it's fine. Well, thank you guys so much. And I'm so glad that Holden can see again that I might just, remember when we talked about Piss for a while?

I might just. But don't worry. I also have a big old bag just like Holden does. In case anyone was wondering, I could hold a lot of piss in there. Oh, like your bladder's really full. A big bladder bag?

A big old bag down there, man. And welcome back to page seven. What is happening with us? We are like the love is blind live reunion over here. We're in the Loves Blind Reunion. Thank you guys for hanging out with us on page seven today. my name is Jackie Zabrowski.

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Twitch.tv.4 slash holdonators ho. Blow up the moon. MJ, over to you. We're going to blow up the moon. My name is MJ and I'm MJKLKat on Instagram. Fuck yeah, y'all. Time to sing that song, bro. Shout, shout, shout, let it all out.

These are the emails that you wrote it about. Come on. We're going to read it to you. Come on. Come on. Love them in. Thank you, thank you so much for shoutouts. Thank you guys so much for sending in your shoutouts.

your general hey hi-halos and your conspiracy theories and your blind items and your list and thinking you and i am thanking you and i'm thanking you um Jennifer hudson I am not but I am thanking you for sending in all of your different emails to page seven podcast at gmail.com and if you want to send in your own shout out you can send it in to page seven podcast at gmail.com throw shout out in the subject, so I know which ones. It's like a minefield because I can't look at the conspiracy theories. It's a mine and a mind field as well. Page 7 Podcasts at gmail.com, but now it's time to read my shout-outs, and I'm so very excited,

yes. And I wanted to say a thank you to Abby for doubling down on what we were talking about with Jack Black. Abby says, I'm listening to your episode this week, and I was talking to my friend about how lovely Jack Black is. My friend was a child life specialist at a children's hospital in San Diego, and Jack Black visited and said he was so kind

and tried to stay out of the way of cameras and spend a ton of time with the kids. It just makes me so happy to hear how lovely someone that talented is. Thank you so much, Abby, because this is the kind of, the kind of celebrity gossip that I live for. I also want to send a shout out to Megan. Megan writes in, Life has been so busy and I forgot to send in a shout out for Kelsey's birthday.

I really hope you have the time to add it to this next show. Don't worry, Megan. We've got you. Lace and Whiskey is turning 33 on April 17th and happy birthday, Kelsey. Megan says, Kelsey, the last year of your life has been filled with ups and downs. Mostly downs, to be honest. It's been a hard year losing two very close family members. continuing on your university journey to become a rock doctor to you and your husband buying and opening a whole ass restaurant.

I am so, so proud of you for taking all the shit that life hands you and turning it into beautiful things. Kelsey is not only working so hard to get her doctorate in anthropology, but her and her husband built and opened a whole ass restaurant on top of working full time. I really would be nowhere in my life without you, Kelsey. I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, sister, and half of our whole idiot. I hope 33 brings you nothing but joy and happiness and good things. I love you so fucking much. I hope you have the best day and best of luck on your exams.

And next up, we have a self-shout, and this just fills my heart with joy. This goes out to you, Drew. Drew says, I finally feel like it's time to give myself a much-deserved shout-out. I've been listening to y'all for years, and firstly I wanted to say thank you for being such a wonderful source of inspiration and positive vibes. Thank you, babe. The past three years have been incredibly rough, and I'd be lying if I didn't say the Jacken Streams and your podcast were some of the brightest times when things were at their darkest. In June of 2020, my partner of 10 years and mother to our only child passed. Becoming a single parent to a 7-year-old while trying to process both of our traumas was the most difficult thing I ever had to endure. I'm sad to say I didn't cope the best to myself and started drinking heavily every

night just to sleep and force myself not to dream or have nightmares. I did everything I could to be there for him, but by the end of the day I had nothing left for myself. It wasn't until September of 2022 when I finally sobered up and got my shit together. I had to leave everything behind and move into an RV in a super small town so we could both finally have the support we needed from his mom's father who I'm even closer with than my own dad. So here I am six months later. No longer drinking till I pass out, spending quality time with my family and have even started seeing someone who has shown me so much patience and warmth. I can't even believe it sometimes.

I don't honestly expect you to read this on the podcast, but I am Drew because I appreciate you and I thank you so much for sending this in. But Drew goes on to say, I needed to personally thank you for sharing the shoutouts of others. Hearing the endless support you give and telling myself, one day I'm going to get to a point where I feel positive enough to send one in for myself. I actually turned 34 today, the 13th. So happy birthday to me. And shout out to myself for turning things around and become.

a person I can feel proud about again. So, so much love goes out to you. Happiest of birthdays to you. What a bright birthday it is because you are doing the very, very difficult thing and not only taking care of yourself, but taking care of your family as well. So much love to you. Happiest of birthdays. Thank you so much for the self-shout. You fucking deserve it. And you also deserve it. You at home listening. Shout yourself out. hit me up at page 7 podcast at gmail.com. We're here to celebrate each other. And it just bolsters our community and it makes me so happy.

I love you guys, love you guys. And next week we are not going to be, we're going to be doing our high school musical three watch along because the network-wide spring break is happening. But we will be back in a couple of weeks. Don't worry. I will miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you. And I kiss you, kiss you, kiss you.

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