Page 7 - Ep. 520: Pauly Shore's Maestro

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, More Saltburn and May December talk, Holden just wants a magician film PERIOD, ⚠️ NEW JLo movie This Is Me...Now: A Love Story ⚠️ pause around 1358 and WATCH THIS to prep for the coming watchalong event in February!, first ep of the new Buffy watchalong available on patreon for all levels!, MJ and Jackie fell in love with the same person, at the same time and that would be G Flip and their beautiful cover of 'Cruel Summer', THERE'S A BABY ON THE LOOSE, Jackie approves of Napoleon regardless of what anyone thinks!, Pauly Shore is advocating to play Richard Simmons in new biopic, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Leonardo DiCaprio actually a true romantic and gentleman?!?!, a list of animal actor facts that are still sad and Holden's losing his MIND with these blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yeah, this goes out to Ryan Gosling because Margot Robbie didn't get the nomination. Because I'm just Ken. Anywhere else I'd be a 10? Is it my destiny to live and die a life of brawned fragility? I'm just Ken. Where I see love, she sees a friend. What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for. me he's just ken and he got that nomination man there you go in the movie about women

Ryan Gosling got the nomination very it is a little funny I hope they make a Ken movie I just I want that Ken movie you know what I mean get rid of all those gals let's focus on yeah you don't make a great movie a character with the man is the main character yeah come on let's switch it up let's flip it around take you back hold and you know it's been it's your time. I think it's time for you to take it back. Man. Whatever, dude. Godzilla minus one, got Scriz-Zood, and I'm over it, dude. That was the best movie by far of 2024. That movie, well, that movie and also, I will say, very, very excited that the zone of interest is getting, at least, at least Zone of Interest was up for Best Picture. I would love to see

a lot more, because Zone of Interest, I saw last week, and it is, they're doing it in like the small releases and if you want to talk about wow one of the most brutal movies I've ever seen that has no violence that you see in it right kind of reminds me the premise kind of reminds me of uh room remember the movie room oh yeah movie room yeah good book but like if it was like well researched down to like the the bullet shot uh of the day because it is about like people that live right outside of Auschwitz. Like, essentially, like, a middle manager Nazi. Ah.

And, like, who's moving his way up. And it is about their life and you hear everything that's going on, but everything is so well researched that it's down. Like, they must be up for sound design. I have to look at this right now. Because it was one, the sound design of this movie was one of the most beautiful and heart-wrenching. I've never seen sound design.

It's like a character. Sorry, I'll stop talking about. Whatever, Jackie's high. I'm sorry. That's what you need to know about Jackie. No, I might stay high over. Too high to record at 8th, 9 in the morning. I didn't.

No, I think I woke up too high from the night before. It's not my fault. You got to put those jeeters down, Jackie. I mean, they're too bad. That I'm out here getting stone. No, I fell as, I meant to stay awake, but I fell asleep early. So you know when you fall asleep too early, and then it's like, it's like a snapshot in time. and then you wake up in the same place.

I've never had this problem with weed. People are like, oh, can't get too high before bed. I'm like, what are you talking about? You can't get too high before bed? This happens. No, yes, you can. Tomorrow's a new day. She's confused at best right now, okay?

She tried to call me on a rotary phone just now to record. You know, hold it. Hold it, I can't hear you. But I just had to plug in my earbuds and then everything was fine. Ah, yeah, there you go. There it is. I'm excited for the Oscars. Who's hosting? Are you excited for Maestro? I can't bring myself to watch my. I think I don't care. I do. I am kind of excited for my. I'm excited for everything no one's excited for. I'd like to see Maestro and Wonka. I don't think anyone's excited for Maestro. It did not get that many nominations. And I'm worried that Bradley Cooper is going to be very sad.

Yeah, he's going to jump off a cliff. It's okay. That's actually great segue because that what a gaffe, man. That reminds me immediately of a story. Jackie said it. regarding one Robert Downey Jr. Oh, yeah. And Rob Lowe, which I feel this feels like a very Rob Lowe move right here, what he did. Absolutely. Yeah, Rob Lowe must, how is he, Rob Lowe tells this story about meaning to text Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. after the Golden Globe, after he won for Best Supporting Actor. He said it, I'm so excited for him, so I text him so glad you won.

this is the most beautiful acceptance speech I've heard in a long time. Boy, do you deserve it? And I hit it and I realized, oh shit, I just said that to Bradley Cooper, not Robert Downey Jr. But how did he do that? Unless you like literally had your text open

to Bradley Cooper and you were about to text him like, dude, I'm so sorry. I know you work so hard and you're just not getting the recognition you deserve. And then you're stoned and you forgot, oh, I was about to text Bradley Cooper. I'll text Robert Downey, Junior, what a good job he did.

Whoops, I accidentally sent it to Bradley Cooper, who spent so much time and effort to make this movie that no one seems to really give a shit about except for making fun of his prosthetic notes. They keep me, they keep, oh man, they are making fun of them, though. And I feel bad for it, but I still, do you want to see an MJ? No. Holden wants to see it. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure, you know, I think, I'm sure it's fine.

You know, I think the music will be fun and fine. Sure. Yeah, great. I just don't. Yeah. I like movies based in. music. I like, you know, Whiplash or, you know, in musicals, of course, Wonka, Mean Girls, I want to see. I don't know if you can compare Maestro to Whiplash, but...

I mean, or... I feel like, I feel like it's a power of the slog. Yeah, you think it's a sloggy slog? But music, and he's excited. It's like a magician, but with sound. But if he was a magician, then it would be awesome because then there would be magic. Yeah, maybe a movie about a magician would have been a smarter play for old Bradley. Maybe you'd be on that board right now. You know, there's just those movies. I feel like in 2020, over the course of the lifespan of page 7, like since we started this show 11, 12 years ago, we still don't really know exactly how long it's been

because we were so drunk at the beginning. But I feel like we've gone from this, there is now just such an obvious realization when someone is trying to do an Oscar nom. And I feel like for a while there, it was like if you tried to make an Oscar movie, it just had to get a bunch of nominations, even if it was bad, like the Green Book.

Yes. And then now we've gone into this where you were trying so hard to make an Oscar a movie, and so we're just going to ignore it. Like, good job, sweetheart. Yeah, the nose really gave it away. And then, you know, just the whole part where it's Bradley Cooper and everything. Yeah, they're always chasing that statue, man.

And, you know, I think that's what's so great about Barbie. I really doubt they had it in their head at all that Barbie would get any recognition on the Oscar ballot. Like, I would assume, right? And now it's up there. That's why you love to see, a movie that's, like not going for that specifically that ends up being on all of these nominations. But then how do you feel about, I do feel a little sad about Greta Gerwig. I literally looked at Jeff yesterday.

It was like, is Greta Gerwig a NEPO? I don't think she is, right? And like I started looking into her. It's like she's done all of this. She's worked very, very hard. Yeah, came out of the steel mills. Yeah. She was, yeah.

She was making her own bullets. but like I think that she was like having a blast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was, she did win an award for. She worked very hard. Yeah, no, no, no, no, totally. Yeah, she busted her ass. Some part of me feels like Francis Ha was in some way autobiographical.

But speaking of biographies, where is the Chris Angel biopic? I'm over this. Need it. Fucking where is it, dude? Need it, man. Especially when you get a taste of just who he is on the inside when you go see. him live. Dude, I'll get a taste of his dick, dude. I'll fucking slub that. I don't know

if you want it. I want to be sweaty and stinky after his show. I bet it's sweaty and I feel like I don't know. You know that's like an oven. They don't breathe. Yeah, they don't breathe at all. Those balls are crying when those are that I have just so excited for so many old people or just people that

have no idea and that are just way too prudish to find out about poor things and be like, I'm going to go see who is that young chap Yorgos Lantamos who made, it's an Oscar film. We must go see it. Poor Things is so I can't wait for, I didn't know what was going to happen in poor things. And I, like, I don't even think I had seen the trailer. I just knew it was Yorgos Lantthamos.

I was like, hell yeah, it's going to be upsetting in some manner, in some faction. And poor things is great. And I'm very happy. What flavor of upsetting is it? Could you give us just a lot? little, a lot of sexual situations. I feel like the same thing happened with saltburn recently where everyone was like, you got to watch this salt bird and that everyone's just like, come tub.

Why did I have to see that? Why did I need the vampire thing? Because it's great. Yeah, I loved it. I thought I was wonderful. Because I love that they're making it. Yeah. There's a ton of holy shit moments.

And it is always fun when a movie hits the like zeitgeist in a way. way, but like no one's actually prepared for the crazy shit. You know, kind of Pulp Fiction was kind of one of those early versions of that growing up, you know, where it's like, you have to see this movie. And then it's just like a Gimp Maskman. And you're like, why have I, why do we all have to watch? What is happening? What is happening right now? Yeah, I feel like Salford, May December came out at the same time.

And Saltburn, or at least everyone was taught, there was like a week in late December when everyone was just like, May December, Saltburn, May December, Saltburn. Yeah, and they're both so weird for totally different reasons, too. May December is totally bizarre. I still don't know how I feel about it. I watched it. I think I liked it, but it's like, again, I think the point of it was supposed to be off-putting in its nature to try to say what it was trying to say. And like, kind of bad on purpose in this weird way that I'm like, but I'm like,

how funny do you want this to be to me? Because I think you want, I can't tell. I can't tell how seriously I'm supposed to take this at all. This is so jarringly weird. Such a weird movie. I feel like I had to see it again, though. It definitely compels. It's wholly unique,

whereas Solpern's like on its face, we're here to shock and amaze you. You know what he means? So I'm kind of like, all right, I get this. It's a magic without magic, but with magic. I had a magician movie yesterday. Pin and Teller, David Copperfield,

who's winter their story is going to be told? I'm over this Hollywood. I just learned a bunch about Harry Houdini recently. Yeah, sure. And I apparently like that, like every production house like has a script about Harry Houdini. I bet. I didn't realize that like the magic was just the beginning.

Holden and MJ. And you just, that's the subtitle. You just nailed the subtitle. Yes, you're welcome. The magic is just the beginning. Directed by Hilda McNeely, written, adapted by Jackie Zabrowski, starring Jackie Zabrowski as Houdini. Thank you. Supporting role.

M.J. as the mini chains Houdini wears. Yeah, I'll be the chains. It will be a musical. It will be very much like Wonka, very much in that form. You'll be the singing chains. Jackie will be like a musical,

but we're not going to tell anybody that's a musical. And then all of a sudden the chains start to sing. Yes, oh my God. That would actually be wonderful. If you could keep it under wraps that hard that it's, like take something like that to like a prestigious biopic and just trick a musical into it and not, and just have it be like, what's a good movie?

In my head, they're all like Muppets. Like all the chains become like their whole fate. They have little faces on them and everything. We're Marley and Marley. There's no Jesus for us, Mises. I want to have, I want to have almost shot for shot Muppet Christmas Carol, but starring Harry Houdini. You need a double twist.

It's like, oh, you think it's going to be a movie about Harry Houdini, but really it's about like the politics of that American Central. or whatever. And then actually it's a puppet musical. Yes. You know, I feel like that's, you really got to take people by surprise. Yes.

But like there's some, the side plots who are so important, like the one song, Hey, I'm the chains and I'm trying to fuck. Yeah. Hey, I'm the trains and I'm trying to fuck. And I'm like, please, I'm in the middle of my magicians act for you.

For you. Horny, horny chains. Horny, honey chains. We want to train them balls. Yeah, man. I love the horny chains. That's what gets me through. And that's what.

people don't know about Harry Houdini is that that's what got him through. It's the friends he made along the way. The horniness of his chains. And while we're talking about Oscar nominations, I got to bring up the new J-Lo movie musical that's coming out because I don't know why they didn't do it months ago. She could be up for Oscars. I know. Like she could be in the Oscar run.

Dude, I can't wait for this. I can't wait for this movie. Yay! I can't wait for this movie. Everyone stop. Hold your horses. If you are listening to this and you have not. watch the trailer.

Yeah. This is me. Dot, dot, dot, dot, now, colon, a love story. Look up. This is me. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, now, colon, a love story. Look, watch the trailer. It is Jalo's movie.

Her film. Oh, it's her baby. Come back to this conversation. It really is like every so often, something emerges that is so like page seven created in a lab. Yes. You know, this is like the croxsant, you know, that everybody sends us, the croissant made out of it. Oh, I know the croxon.

Oh, we know the croxon. Everybody else gets the croxsont sent to that. I know the croxon. This is like the film version of the croxon where it's like, this is just, I, everything that we love and dream of here at page seven has been turned in to a 90-second, roughly, trailer that is. like, people kept sending it to me, and then I heard you guys talking about it before I actually watched it. And so I was like trying to piece together what it could possibly be. And it really is one of those things when you see it, you're like, well, I don't know what I was expecting. But every time I rewatch the trailer, I find some new detail, like her in a hazmat suit or like her

in that factory looking totally dancer in the dark. Like it's so crazy. And get this cast, because they only flash it at you real quick here. This is the cast. Yeah, that Joe, Trevor Noah, Kim Petrus, Post Malone, Kiki Palmer, Sophia Vergara, Jay Shetty, Derek Howe, Trevor Jackson, and the man himself. Of course. Ben Affleck is in this filmic experience. This is our, this is 2024's cats, and I don't mean that this movie needs to be a disaster. In fact, I hope it's very good. But still, in its heart, deep down, it is 2024.

Will this cause a second pandemic, though? I don't know. We have to be very careful. Anything could happen. It is being released the day before my birthday. Wow. And so I do think that we have to watch it together. Yes. It is, okay, so if we were going to try, for everybody who didn't stop the show to watch it, because again, we can't possibly explain this. There's just no way that you can understand what it is. But it is like a paradise. I mean, I think a biopic would not be the correct word, but it is a voiceover, red, by Jennifer Lopez

that seems to be telling the story of her life. There's like shots of the Bronx, you know, of like the subway, but then also it appears to be a kind of like time traveling thriller. Yeah. Is that? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Like I... Here is the official synopsis. I don't know what else what other words to use to describe it. Here is the official synopsis. Dropping in tandem with her first studio album in a decade. This is Jean-Rabendie. Amazon original. Showcases her journey to...

Genre bending. I love the case. The word genre. Showcases her journey to love through her own eyes with fantastical costumes, breathtaking choreography, and star-studded cameos.

This panorama is an introspective retrospective of Jennifer's resilient and introspective retrospective retrospective. Introspective. A panorama. Of Jennifer's resilient heart,

which I love that. That's just all that to say like this is a bat-shit crazy. no one could say no we all have to say yes to everything she says including fit aflick it's done by uh david david mayors is the director

i have not i do not recognize anything he has done uh up to this point while you were reading that out I was watching the trailer on silent and I just love from the heart of Jennifer Lopez from the soul of Jennifer Lopez from the dreams of Jennifer Lopez.

And I love how it changes. She's wet a lot for some reason. Very moist. Very moist. Very wet. Lobed, one would say. We were just talking last week about how she like, she's not annoying. Like, no matter, like, she should be annoying. But then she just keeps being, she should be.

She should be charming. And, like, she just keeps being, like, redeeming herself. And we just kind of can't help but love her. And then this came out. And I'm like, I think I still love it. But also, there is truly no greater example of a movie that is only being made because this person is a rich and famous person. Couple more, couple more details. I love it.

In 2002, she released her album, This Is Me, Dot, Dot, Dot, Then. And that album came on the heels of her, like, crazy relationship with Ben, right? That was like, so it kind of is bookending, like, the crazy media circle. around her initial relationship with Ben Affleck. And now it's, this is me, dot, to dot. Now, and she's, I, at 2011, she released it up just called, Love, Question Mark. So good.

What do you think Ben thinks of it? Do you think Ben is embarrassed for her? Or is he just like, I just like, it depends on his performance in the film will be very telling of how he feels. Yeah, is he going to look like he has a gun to his back the entire time? He can fix his fucking face for once. You're an actor, Ben. Fix your face.

Your craft is your face. Fix it. So the 16th of February, we are at this point planning a page 7 streaming event. I think we have to. Watchalong of This is Me dot dot dot now. And I believe you said it lands on a Friday. So we can kind of do a jacking with the holdies and MJ's kind of mixed up with a watch along as well. of this is me dot dot dot now.

Also, speaking of watchalongs, just throwing in up top, Patreon.com. Also, you're forgetting colon a love source. Sorry. I don't even know what you're talking about. It's the name of the album, how dare. This is me, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, now a love story is the name of the movie.

Colen al-lisor, you need to include all of it. This is obvious. If you're going to speak the punctuation, you have to speak the colon. I'm also going to put in a vote for that we don't speak the punctuation, but we acted out. This is me. This is me.

Now. and that we have to do it. A love story. A love story. You gotta make it a throw away. Also at Patreon.com, we've changed our $10 layer, and we're now doing a full-on watch-along, more contained watchalong of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

It's a video thing that we're releasing. And the first one's free. So check out episode one, get a taste. Even if you're not even on the $5 layer, I believe you can go on there and get a taste of what that is and consider it. Decide maybe a. Also, I'll jump on that. I can't believe that Xander is not a hot boy and that Xander is actually a loser.

Kayla. Yeah, Xander's the loser dude. Just to Kayla said to us that it's like, I can't believe because I'm reading Iron Flame right now, which yes, is the second book after Fourth Wing. And yes, we are in love with Xander. So in my head, our Zaden. Zayden reminds me of Xander, because obviously

I already confused their names. But apparently, Zander is not a cute boy. He's a nerd boy. And that was the thing. We were like, why is this nerdy girl hanging out with these hot boys? This doesn't even make any sense, referring to what's her name?

Alton Hannigan is there. Yeah, Allison Hannigan. It just goes to show the kind of boys back then that MJ and I used to thirst for were those boys. Yeah, we thought he was the hot boy. Turns out he's the nerd. It is a festival of 1997 over there. It really has something for everybody. And it's going to be very fun because, like, you know, Gideon, who is a nerd was like, you're watching Buffy? And so he was excited from the nerd perspective. And I was like,

I'm excited from a teen drama from the WB from 1997 perspective. I don't really care about the vampire thing, you know. Yeah, I feel like it's bringing the whole room together. And by the way, those will release every Tuesday. We're doing, dropping a new episode of our Buffy watchalong. So go check it out. Check out the first one for free. And that's patreon.com forward slash page 7 podcast. There's your mid-show advertisement.

Back to the clown in town round. Moment of silence for that non-joke. Dot, dot, dot. Yeah, man. That was a real ellipsies moment. No, I'm just. I'm glad that there was a pause because there needed to be a pause for the love you can feel rolling atop the mountains of page seven. And yes, I am talking about, man, when Holden saw the look on my face on Friday, when I for the first time was introduced to G-Flip and watched me in real time fall in love and lust.

while under the same night sky, like Fival goes west, MJ was in New York, falling in love with the G-flip at the same time. Separately, yes, I thought, right, because I don't really play video games had donated this G-flip cover of Cruel Summer for Jack-in,

but at the same exact time, my sister-in-law, who is a, you know, the TAY, fan in my life besides Holden had sent me this cover that G-Flip had done. And more specifically, the Gaylor in your life. The Gaylor in my life, yes. I've got the Taylor. I've got the Hitler, which is Holden, and I got the Gaylor, which is...

I don't think we should be calling me Hetler. Okay. I'm immediately so scared. I was like, what am I zone of interest? Don't do this to me. Okay, let's not start that. All right. No, you're not a Hitler.

I'm not a Hitler. People shout up on my Twitch stream calling me Hetler. No, no. You're not a heller. You also believe she's gay. So you're a gayler as well. Anyways. Anyways.

So yes, G-flift. So, right, it was a real moment of synchronicity. So I texted it to Jackie and Holden. And Jackie, because I knew they were streaming. And Jackie was like, I just watched it and I'm sploishing everywhere. So basically, this has, this talk about something for everyone. This story has something for everybody. Non-binary people.

Selling Sunset fans. Yes. Swifties. Yes. And Australia. Yes. It was great. The best part, they start out singing it like totally badass, right?

But then the real O-face on Jackie truly came out. They get on the drums. This song. It just started blast, just ripping it. Oh, my God. I turkeyed out, bro. So this is a show, and I posted it on my Instagram, and I heard from a bunch of Aussies about this show like a version. It was also reminding me a lot of, do you remember like the.

Golden Days of A.V. Undercover series when they would have bands play like famous songs, you know, as covers. There was one where low covered Toto's Africa. I think Sharon Vonnetten did drive me crazy. Like, it was this like wonderful way to like rediscover the beauty of all of these kind of like classic songs, hearing them covered by other bands. But yeah, so the show that G-Flip is on is called Like a Version. And they do a cover of Cruel Summer. And there's like a little,

you can also see like a little, there's like a little clip of them explaining it and they're very Australian. And they're like, I'd choose to cover Cruze Summer because I think it's the best love song ever written. Goosh, cooosh, goosh, goosh. And it is,

it's just, I just, I love a cover. It's a, it's a really interesting. It's like has all the fun of the original, but also is just totally new. And for me, like, I realized whilst watching this video, I was like, I just don't watch. I don't see enough, like, hot non-binary people in front of my eyes often enough. It's, like, such a thrill.

So if you're kind of like, you know, whatever on Tay, but you love any of the following things, you know, covers of pop songs, non-binary people or Australia, I do think you should. Also selling sunset. So G-Flipp is the spouse of Griselle. Right. And I'm not a selling sunset person, but tell us the significance of that. I mean, Crishel's just been on Selling Sunset, and I enjoy Crishel. So I follow, I only watched the first season of Selling Sunset, but of course in that time period followed all of the people on Selling Sunset. So I still follow them, but I stopped watching the show a long time ago. So I saw that Crishel was married to G Flip, but like, I never registered anything about GFli.

Because it was just one of those, like, scroll past. because it's not like Chriselle is at the top of what I'm looking at at Instagram. You know, let's be real here. I'm mostly looking at pictures of my monster smut that people draw that are very talented. Yeah, that was my confession that I dropped. That's what my whole algorithm is. It's all smut pictures. It's dragon smut.

It's fay smut. It's any kind of smut you can imagine. The eye it lingers has hit Jackie. Finally, I feel like I'm the weirdest, horniest man on the point. planet when I look at my search options. It's just always that kind of stuff. The eye, it lingers. So that's, but then I didn't realize like the what G flip like contained.

How many multiples, multiples, multitudes and multiples. Sorry, there's a child and I was being, there was a baby on the loose. It was like that video with that politician talking on the news and then the kid runs in and And then like the nanny runs it right after, except for this time it was witty and Lexi sprinting in right after. I'm just going to lock the door. That'll stop there. Sorry, keep going, Jack. And that's, so like I had seen and I was aware that G Flip was an attractive person.

But the second I watched them get on that drum set, I swear, man, slip and slush. Yeah. I lost my mood. Yeah. And now I then lost myself. And now I'm just listening to a bunch of july. G-flip music, I've immediately become a fan. Yeah.

And I'm trying not to be creepy? Well, I don't, I just hope that they're having a great time. Between that and the J-Lo trailer, between that and the J-Lo trailer, it was a great Jack with Oldies. It was, it was a classic to behold. Yeah. Yeah, this is really our exact shit between the J-Lo thing and the G-Flip covering Cruel Summer.

And, like, it's on, you can watch the video from the like of. version show on YouTube and I like was like watching the YouTube video and I had this I was like I want to scroll down and see what the comments are and then I had this like nervous feeling like oh no what if it's a bunch of transphobes because like this is YouTube and like comment sections are awful sorry they even think that I'm sorry but then I scroll down and like all of the comments were just people being like I just bought concert tickets in two seconds I'm in love yeah all the comments are people totally standing and then it just made me so happy to be like yes this is just like a hot non-binary person who is killing it and Taylor Swift liked the post.

That made me. Oh my God. And they flipped out and it makes me so happy. Yeah. And then they made a little video being like, oh, now I'm crying. And so it's just all very exciting. Very, very awesome. I love your awesome.

Yeah. I love that you're going for it. It's the blueie. It's the blueie. It's the blueie. Oh, it's the blueie. Gotcha. Yeah, I've got a lot of, I could basically, I mean,

I'm sure that it's a bad accent, but I feel like I listen to a lot of Australian dialogue because of Bluey. I think you're killing it. And it's why they call MJ America's sweetheart alongside I.O. DeBerey. And they're not calling her that yet. I'm calling her that. Yeah. Because she is absolutely everywhere right now. Yeah.

And I love her. I love her so much. And obviously, I know we all love her from the bear. but she was also amazing in bottoms as well. And now I just, all of her interviews, she's so fucking cute. Yes. And she's also hashtag real.

She's real like us. She's just like us. But it's not that fake. We're like, you know when. It's not fake. When everyone was like Jennifer Lawrence tripped and like we all love Jennifer Lawrence because she's so quirky and we were all kind of like. Because she falls.

Yeah. Yeah. And you know, I think that now I've, you know, I got no negative. feelings about Jennifer Lawrence, but there's that thing where, like, hot, famous actors who are the It Girl try to be like, oh, I'm just so real. And, like, and it doesn't feel genuine. Whereas, um, I feel like for I-O, she's just, like, so genuine. It feels like somebody, it feels like, what if the funniest, like, prettiest person you know suddenly just became very famous, but like, there's just, like, a real genuineness coming off of her, which is, I think, why

Like, she and Jeremy Allen White are such an amazing, like, match. Duo, yeah. Yeah. But, yes, I agree. I think that we can crown her America's sweetheart right here. And as the trendsetters that we are, I think that that America will catch up. Yes. So she, because she has this running thing that's so funny and subtle where in her award accepted speeches,

she, like, thanks like Ireland and parts of Ireland. And this came from a weird inside joke, like interview moment that she had where she talked about playing the donkey and banshees of Inesheeran and all the work she put into playing that role. And then it's like, it's one of those things where it's like it's just a joke for herself. She made a joke and is keeping the joke alive. I don't think anyone else is involved in the joke. But we've, slowly people are picking up. But like, why does she keep thanking Ireland? And it's just because she said this random ass like thing about playing the donkey of Banshees of Inisheran.

And now she gives all this love to Ireland for no reason. So that's why it's like hashtag random. But it's done in a way that is very subtle and funny and works very well. And also, again, she's like, I feel like when she's not being quirky, she's being completely herself. And that's what the difference is. Like she's obviously not reaching. She just thinks it's funny.

And that makes me like her. One of the things that, like, she was asked about, you know, with, like her continuing career and like what was she most excited about what was she looking forward to the most like to get to where she is and she was like insurance um i've got health insurance now i've got dental insurance now and that's insane i i've worked really hard and that's all i've ever wanted and it was one of those moments where it wasn't like a j law thing it was just like yeah bitch i can do you you have to make a lot of money through sag aftra to get the health I've never gotten health insurance through it, and I'm a member of the union.

Like, it takes, you have to make a good amount of money. And it takes a lot. And I'm proud of her. I'm happy for her. And I watch her in every interview. And I'm just like, hell yes, bitch. Go fucking get it. Also, this moment between her and Matthew McFadden from the Emmys.

Oh my God. I die. It is so, I die. So fucking funny. So he, of course, is Tom Wamsgams, but he was also Mr. Darcy. And so she was saying how... He was our Darcy. He was our generation's Darcy.

Right. And so she was saying that she had a picture of him as her, like, desktop background or her screensaver when she was, like, eight years old. And her dad saw and then, like, grounded her. Like, why do you have a strange man on your computer? And so she told this to Matthew McFadden. And he, of course, I'm like, I know, like, everybody who was a pride and prejudice person is not surprised to hear him have a British accent, but I, as a succession person, am surprised every time he talks.

Oh, my God. MJ, I, next time we are in real life together, we need to just sit and do all of pride and prejudice. I know, I know. It's one of those things. You love with Tom Wamsgam? You are going to be in love with Mr. Darcy. Yeah, I know. It's what I was like an Anna Green Gables.

kid and then for some reason, I just like never did the whole Pride and Prejudice thing. And it really is one of those things where I feel like if you were a girl in high school and you didn't like Pride and Prejudice and you were our generation, it was just like, get the fuck out of here. No one wants to talk to you. Get out of here. Yeah, you don't even wear baby teas. Get out of here.

And I'm like, I can't. My arms are too fat for baby teas, okay? I was just reading a thing to how like Bridgeton is like kind of the, has been the shit, but period piece people look at it as like the junk food of period pieces, like that it's just so like, it's like trash compared to the highfalutin period pieces, such as Pride and Prejudice that they've grown to know and love. Yeah. So, you know, different times, different times.

I feel like that, I think that I had talked about this maybe on one of the leftovers episodes when I went to go see Napoleon. And apparently that's a lot of, like, people that are like, the real, real history buff they're just like, it wasn't exactly like that. And like they're doing that whole thing. But like Napoleon's a great time. I had a great time watching it. It's got, you know, it's got great sex in it.

It's funny. It's got great action in it. Well, this is my whole thing that people need to learn. History is boring. You are so wrong about this. History is so lame and dumb and boring. Because all the other boys are thinking about the Roman Empire and Holden's not. And he does it.

I thought about you. You've got to add that. I thought about you coming stuff, layer to history because on its face, it's a snore session. I mean, it's a power of the slog. History is a power of the slug. Yeah, that's not true.

Yeah, history is the hours of the slug. History is the original power of the slug. This king had, you know, lunch with this lord. We have to learn. Let's make a movie about that. This, oh yeah, Lincoln. Let's give speeches for two and a half hours. I can't wait.

Yeah, no wonder you can't stand Daniel Day Lewis. He's always trying to teach us about history. Yeah, how dare. Through his acting. No. I don't want to learn, dude. I want to fucking not sleep. But then you want to see maestro?

Because I feel like you're really going against all the things you're saying right now. It's the music. The music brings us all. It's the music. Births us a new. You know what I mean? I want to see that. I want to see his arms swinging that stick.

making those people play that stuff, dude. No, I think you just feel bad for Bradley Cooper. I do. I think that we all feel bad that every time anyone sees him, at least if you're like me, you'll just think of the song shallow. Oh, yeah. That's just all he's ever going to be to me. And I'm sorry, Bradley Cooper.

I know you're more than that. He's just so sad about that nose. It's him and we need to take, what's his name from the Queen movie with the teeth. And they should do like a buddy cop movie. together. Yeah. It's both,

it's like these awful prosthetics that, like, kind of ruin the movie for people. Let's put them together. Let's do, like, maybe like a Beverly Hills cop style the movie with the two of them as their characters from those movies.

I think that would be a lot. See? But they should always be falling off and falling out. Like his teeth keep falling out and so it also becomes like a schick the entire time. Yeah, it's called Stress Dream. Yeah. Teeth falling out.

All of his falling out. out. Now, talk about movies we do or do not want to see. I guess I haven't asked you guys yet how you feel about the Richard Simmons biopic. We're talking about Pauly Shore is advocating to play Richard Simmons, and this comes after he played Richard Simmons in this short. I don't know if you guys took the time to watch the short that he made playing Richard Simmons, but he did a wonderful job. And of course, I don't know it. Now, if you guys have listened to page seven for many years,

you remember the time period back in the day when I write, it was both of us, MJ. Wasn't it both of us that got obsessed with the Richard Simmons podcast? I didn't listen to the actual podcast, but I remember that there was like, I remember we talked about it like almost every week because there was so many stories about it.

Yeah, it was called Missing Richard Simmons. It was an interesting moment in like podcast listening. and it's not, what do you even call it? It's not true, investigative reporting. Investigative reporting. And that was also coming out week to week as it was being created. Yes, and we were all enthralled. And then you had this moment of like, oh, wait, I think this guy just like wants his privacy

and this is the actual opposite of that. People following him and everyone in his life and trying to get the story when he literally didn't want the story to be told. He wanted to be left alone. He didn't want anyone get interfering in his life. And they find that out while doing the podcast. And then they kind of just like stopped if I remember. Like I think I remember stopping listening to it because I was like, oh God, he doesn't want this being made.

We're not helping like find him. We're not helping save him. This is not like helping anything. This is actually hurting. Yes. So we stopped. I feel like there was so much like learning curve happening about like the way we are online now during this time. and this was one of those examples

where it was just like, well, this will be fun. We'll, like, make a real-time podcast, like, you know, harassing this previously, like, very famous man. And then it was like, we, like, learned as it was happening, like, oh, no, this is actually not good. This is he doesn't want this.

Yeah, this is bad ethics, bad ethics. But they didn't know that, though. I will say that people making the podcast didn't know that it was bad ethics. They thought they were doing, like, the right thing. Right, right, right. Yeah, helping him. Yeah, free him from his cage.

You know what I mean? Yeah, it was like a mistake in real time. But yeah, assuming he was in some kind of like Army Hammer's dad's chair situation. You know what I mean? But it wasn't like that. No, Richard Simmons is perfect. But I will say this. I think I'm like really like kind of charm.

I don't know if Charmed the right were emotionally tapped into this project with Polly Shore. I think this is like really sweet. And what he's saying about the role, albeit it started a little superficially. everyone just told him like, wow, you look just like Richard Simmons. You should definitely play him. But I think he tapped into the guy and what made him so special to everybody and what was so beautiful about him.

Because at first I was like, oh, no, are they just like, yeah, the last thing he wants is a like Adam Sandler style comedy about, or like the Weird Al Yankovic biopic, right? It was like, if it's like that, then probably not. But it seems like no, he wants to tell this like deep emotional story about how beautiful this. man was and Pauly Shore like Gits and he really is the perfect guy to play the role and I also

kind of am rooting for Polly Shore. I kind of want to see him have his like 30 years I'm really rooting for Polly Shore. Yeah. Not to bring him Adam Sandler again but I want to see him have his like punch drunk love moment where he like does some really interesting acting work and he has a he's a really interesting guy. He's got a very interesting career. Obviously you know his mom is Mitsy Shore, uh, owner of the comedy store who's been now passed away. But he's a, he's comedy royalty. Yeah, he's really like, he's grown up, lived, breathed comedy for so long,

hit it huge in the 90s with the whistle on MTV. Rosen fell. Oh, son-in-law, still watch it every Thanksgiving. Crazy how many movies he got to do and all this stuff at the height of his career and then just boom, just bottom lines, like in terms of popularity. Because he was such a relic of that era

once like the crazy MTV popularity, like, kind of fell, gave way to like reality shows and stuff like that instead of like kind of grunge and, uh, you know, music culture. Like yeah, he kind of, he fell to the wayside and has been steadily working though. This whole time has been doing so much. But I, you know, to see him take on a really like deep, you know, a maestro to really see him swinging those arms around. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Pauli Shore's maestro. You know, but he doesn't need the nose. He looks just like the guy. Doesn't need any prosthetics. and that's a good starting point.

So I'm into it, and I thought the trailer is beautiful. Also, if you're not swayed and you haven't watched the short, look up the court jester. The court jester is the short that Pauly Shores in where he plays Richard Simmons, and it might change your mom. And I think the idea is the short was like a first effort, a proof of concept, and that they do want to make like a more of a feature out of the whole thing. And I think it's cool. I was sucked into it. I meant to just like kind of skip through it just like kind of like, I would. was waiting for him to come in, but then I watched the entire thing and I was like,

I would easily watch a whole movie. Yeah. Yeah. And Jackie included this, like, he, um, Polly Short is like a Huffpo Live talking about his career and, and, and this project and stuff. But it's like, yeah, I just, you know, I remember the early 90s, Paulie Short as being like, I'm a big dummy doing big dumb movies. And like, it's, it was such a weird experience to like watch an interview with like an elder

Polly Shore being just really reflective of his career. He's very self-aware. He's very self-aware. Yeah, right. Like, you're a really interesting person. And I, like, sudden law didn't have me convinced of that. But now I am convinced of that. Well, I don't know if I'm convinced of this week's celebrity conspiracy.

Hit me with the share. Do you believe it? Is Leonardo DiCaprio actually a true romantic and gentleman? Uh-oh. Interesting that he is. Did Leonardo DiCaprio write this? This comes in from Leigh Sav, who writes, Hi, Holden McNeely.

I am not Leonardo DiCaprio for us. My conspiracy theory is that Leonardo DiCaprio is a true romantic and gentleman. I know you all think that his relationship with 27-year-old single mom, Gigi Hadid, was a publicity stunt to try to disprove the fact that he dumps his partners once they turn 26. But I think they are mercy dumpings. I believe that Leo decaps doesn't want to spawn children. but perhaps his partners do, or maybe they want to have the option in the future.

Sadly, unlike men, sorry, women have a biological clock. So my theory is he dumps them with time to spare before their potential pregnancies become geriatric at the age of 35. He dumps them with exactly a... He thinks they need 10 years to get over, getting dumped by Leo?

He dumps them with exactly a decade of prime rib procreating years to spare. Wow. That explains why he may have. and made an age range exception for Gigi, seeing as she already has bore a child. I think he dates disgustingly young, i.e. 19-year-olds, because he wants more time with his partner slash loved one before he sends them out to pasture.

Sends them out to pasture. Anyways, that's my conspiracy. I need to get back to set. Did I say set? I mean, my setting of my job, which is a hospital. Love you, Jackie, you squirty. my birdie always. MJ, you are an angel,

and every time a toilet flushes another angel gets its wings. Holden, you're funny and that's cool. Love you guys, Sav. I can't believe Leonor DiCaprio said that about us. Oh my God. I can believe Leo.

Hello. Hello. What's up? Hetler. What's going on? Don't start calling yourself that. People would understand. I really tried to dodge a bullet

with that one these days. Really, M.J. really imprinted that on me this episode. So what do you guys think? Do you think Leonardo Cabrio wrote this? First of all, yes, Leonardo Gabriel wrote it. The question is, do we believe it? You know, I do think it's funny to think that you have to dump someone when they're 25

if they might someday want to have children. Right. Because the 10 to 15 year window that remains for them is just beginning to close at a time. They're 25. It's a generosity. It's the opposite of Nick Cannon. It's a true, generous offering back into the world. It's like catching a fish and then you put it back into the...

I feel like, honestly, the only reason why I wouldn't believe in this is that I don't know if Leonardo DiCaprio thinks about another person that much. You know what I mean? Like, I really just don't know if he would think about someone else and what they would want with their body. I don't think he thinks about that. I think he thinks about Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino probably a lot. Probably, yeah, how they're doing what they need, what they possibly might need from him. They might be thinking about that. But other than that, I think that's it.

So I guess I don't believe. That's the only reason why I wouldn't believe, though. Good point, Jackie. I think maybe I don't believe then. Unless the woman is Martin Scorsese or Quintan Tarantino, I just don't know if this tracks. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if Jackie's not going to believe.

But I love a catch and release, though. Yeah. I love a catch and release though, for sure. And that we should thank these older men who date these extremely much younger women more often for their, you know, go, hey, I appreciate your catch and release approach for giving the world these beautiful women back to the world once you've fully, you know, mentored them, right? You could also consider it, you could consider it kind of an act of service to be, I'm sure many a sleazy man in their 40s have thought of themselves as doing the younger women a favor. Because you might, you know, young people in their 20s might want to date a handsome older man in their 40s and then they need to get it out of their system. They need to realize not this man, you know, maybe somebody a little younger, maybe somebody a little bit less creepy. And so maybe he feels like he can be, he's doing a good deed by being the one.

They get to say, I dated Leonardo DiCaprio and then they can go back and date like a 35 year old or something or a 30 year old or somebody their own age and realize that you don't need to date. a hot sleazy man in your 40s. There you go. All right. I guess we don't believe. I guess we don't. But there you have it. This week,

Celebrity Conspiracy. Thank you, Leo. Hey, 7, podcast at gmail.com. Really started to clearly scrape at the bottom of the airport. Oh. Thank you, Sam, though. I really know. I like that theory a lot.

I love it. Very funny. Put them out to pasture. Put them out to pasture. Put it to pasture. Well, I guess it's time for the list, then. Oh, are you confident, MJ?

Are you calling? Oh, you want to sing the song? You can't cop through the song. Who's out of the list. Jackie! You got to have that list. Good Lord. M.J.

slamming vape pins over there or something. I guess somebody else, somebody showed up high. Somebody else, another co-host is getting high during the recording. Yeah. I wish I could be coherent. No, it's the flu leftovers, hold in. You don't have these leftovers.

Yeah, can you make me like one of those Thanksgiving sandwiches day after, you know? With a little bit of the strep you had. A little bit of the, you know, what else do you have this? Little bit of COVID. A little bit of flu. Just sprinkle out on top. Poor MJ, may just riddled. You people with your children, you're riddled with your sicknesses.

Dude, I've had norovirus strep throat and flu in the last four weeks. Roodle. Oh, my God. What does it kill you? It makes you stronger. I sing that to myself very sadly whenever I'm really sad about something and it always puts a smile on my face

just when you're really sad just go and it will put a smile in it. And I like to sing, This is me. Now! Cole in a love story. It's 13 facts about animals and actually not most of them aren't sad.

All right. which was the reason why I chose this list. I was like, oh, my God. This is not a list about how many animals are killed while being used on film productions. No, but it's about their little tiny claws. Can't believe we are allowing you this list. This is the third time.

You're doing the animals and movies list and you're claiming most of them aren't sad. Most of them are not sad. Most of them are not sad. Let's see. Let's see what the word most would be is to Jackie. Trained owl. were used in the Harry Potter films

and the entire first batch of letters had to be rewritten because they were too heavy for the little owls to carry. What? All right. So far, not sad. Little claws.

Little claws. I also chose this list because I thought it was really cute but it may hurt the pigs. I'm not sure. See, we're at number two. And we're already up to a maybe this did hurt the animals.

I don't know. Maybe it did. Maybe it did it, though. Maybe it didn't. Babe, okay, the stars of Babe were played by 48 piglets. And while we're on the subject of Babe, the little piggies were fed peanut butter to give the illusion of them. Do you think that that's what's meant to happen?

That is so borderline. That is so borderline because I feel like that would be painful after a while, you know, just constantly. Constant peanut butter until you are redirected. Jackie, when you're old and frail, I'm going to put peanut butter in your mouth, see how you like it, and start talking as you. Hey, I'm Peggy. Hello. Do you think all 48 pigs got to live?

Jackie, that's my question for you. Do you think all 48 of them were pardoned like a Thanksgiving turkey, or do you think that they were all just immediately sent to die? All right. It says none of the pigs in paid were harmed during or in post-production of the film. So there you go. Does it say that? I had to look it up.

I had to look it up. It was like it doesn't say that old and you're just lying right now. It says piglets grow up too fast for a single piglet to appear in babe because it took a long time to film each pig scene due to the technology involved in getting the various animals to look like they were talking technology. Tech and peanut butter. You just shut a bunch of peanut butter to their fucking face. Technology.

That's not technology. Oh, nice technology. It's just a bunch of peanut butter. Well, of course, you know, animal rights activists protested against 101 Dalmatians after seeing a rise of the breed in animal shelters. But to help curb this, Disney teamed up with the Dalmatian Club of America to promote pet adoption and education. But how many died in a jail?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But do you know, have you ever hung out with Dalmatian? Like, people should not adopt them. They are aggressive. Oh, good. They are aggressive dogs. Number five, wow, number five.

And Fianimo had a devastating effect on wild clownfish. Well, I was going to go. So the people bought from his Petsley ended up locally extinct in parts of Thailand entry lock in the Philippines. Quote on quotes. Most of them are sad, quoth, Jackie. Half have been sad. I was going to scoot past that one.

That's, that was. A fish is extinct, Jack. They still have. clownfish. There's plenty of them. Well, yeah, but this one's fun. Okay, this one's fun. In Jurassic Park, the iconic velociraptor's growls were actually the sounds of tortoises having

sex. This is the reason you kept this list, isn't it? Yes. This one. The tortoise is fucking. That and also it was the peanut butter and the pigs because it was like, oh, that's a good idea, but then I did immediately think, are pigs supposed to eat peanut butter? The next item on the list, 24 of the 48 pigs had a serious peanut.

allergy and needed to. Oh, God! That wasn't our fault. Um, the makers of flipper opted to use the sounds from Cucabara birds instead of dolphin noises. And they got the noises out of them by torturing them to death. That's how the Cucapura, they would strap electric nodes to their genitals. That's how they got them to call. It says it right here, Jackie. There's a couple of, we know about the Candyman one. We know that Toto was paid more than the munchkins were paid. That is sad, but in a very different way. But did you know, okay, a story of survival. Beverly Hills Chihuahua, yes, the star was in an animal shelter and hours away from being put down before that one dog was saved and discovered by the film's dog handler. The rest of

them? Wow. Over. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. What even is that? You don't know that? Beverly Lua. It's very, very famous. 2008. Oh, very famous. Yeah, yeah. People love it. People fucking love it. Honestly, I think you might like it. All right. I support it. It's a trilogy. All right. And it says they saved him. Little Rusco. Yeah, they saved him. Well, they put him down after the movie, of course. Yeah, they hung them up to dry, you know. Well, man, what a, what a concerning list. Thank you, Jackie. It was barely concerning.

I really appreciate how tense and uncomfortable I felt during the entire procession of that list. You're welcome. But look at the smile. I've got the biggest smile on my face, though. Oh, my God. All right. Well, I can't see that smile, Jackie. But I don't think it's because of the list. I think it's because I think I'm going.

Blind! Items! Oh, we can't see them. This Oscar winner will learn what every woman this Oscar winner has dated, that learns. The Oscar winner is dating, I guess, a different Oscar winner. Did he win an Oscar? He is always looking for his next girlfriend.

The Oscar winner, the lady, there's a lady in the tramp, right? And the lady, she sings, oh, she sings and she wins Oscars. And the guy is just always. No, no, no, no. No, she is a singer. She sings. Barbara Streisand. No.

She was a dreamy, she was a dreamy lady. She's a dreamy lady. Emma Stone. No, I do love her, though. Oh, I love her so much. Let me see some more credits for the lady. And the guy is a rapping man. He's a rip, rap, ripper, rap, rap man.

Oh, don't. He's a rapping guy. He's a rapping man. Oh, and Jennifer Hudson is one. one in, um, it's the second week in a row. I said the person's real. Wow. Is this your,

wow. This is my new thing. This is my new thing I'm doing. I was going to say she's, you think you're scared of it now? She's in, it plagued you? Now it's a curse.

She's in our favorite movie. She's in cats. Wow. So it's Jennifer Hudson. She's, the only reason why I brought this up was I'm, I was interested to know that this was a couple. This is a power couple.

The guy, he, oh, he raps, but he's emotional and he acts as well. He's got nothing in. He's got nothing in. They have nothing in. Common. Common is dating Jennifer Hudson. Yeah, and that crazy? Wow. That's cool. But I guess he's, ooh, he's... But he's being bad? He's playing paddy cakes?

He's already looking for that next gal. But I don't know if you can do that if you're going to date J. Hudds. I feel like that'll be very bad for him if he... if you chance. That or is that maybe she's so busy doing other things that like maybe that's what she's looking for. Maybe they're looking for something more open. By things you mean penises, then yes, but I don't know. It could be.

Man, I can't believe I said the name. I feel like I'm getting old. Yeah, how do you feel about that? I feel like I just. I just turned 41 and I think that I'm now officially kind of becoming my like when I go home and my dad is like, can I have some, you know, here's some peanut butter and he hands me like a loaf of bread. Oh, yeah.

I feel like it's like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I get that. We're like, Dad, this is bread. And he says, eat this butter or I'm going to scream until you leave. And you know. And then does he make you act like a little piggy? Like this, not like, not like deliverance, but more like babe.

To make it look like I'm talking. Yeah, just to make it look like you're talking. Yeah. But to not have to hear you saying. And he has a conversation with me that he makes up. It's a nightmare. So anyways, you're welcome. for that.

Wow. Yeah. But you did at least get the second one. All right, I'm not going to do it with the rest of these, okay? You started calling yourself 40 fun. Maybe that's what you need in your life. More like 40 done.

Oh, don't say that. More like 40 run away from your problems. Yeah, for sure. Maybe I'll start smoking again or something. You know what I mean? I got to get the youth back. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. You're going to get the youth back.

Or like try new drugs again. I haven't done that in a while. I gotta try some new stuff. Let's make a new one. Yeah, let's make a new drug. Yeah, I'll like poop in a wine bottle or let it ferment or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The, just confused Gimjay terribly with that last comment. The app, the app is running out of money. They have cut the money. They pay out to content creators by at least half and are tolerating way more sex ads and live streams than they ever did previously. It's not Instagram.

It can't be the talk. It's the talk? It's the talk. This blind is about the talk. Really? Yeah. On its way out? Who knows?

Well, I wouldn't be shocked in terms of lifespans of, like, I don't even know if it'd go out, but maybe it would just, it would something, something has to replace it as the new thing. Yes. But, you know, it kind of is on that timeline of becoming the Instagram or even the, I can't believe, I don't, I can't believe I even look at Facebook anymore. It's, I only go there to look at. at awkward posts that people who don't have good social media etiquette put up there. Yes.

And the roundtable page, right? Like, and the Wizard and the Bruiser page. I think those are the only things I look at there, but even that is very brief, um, for sure. Facebook is so like if you look, looking at the timeline of everything, it's like Facebook, then kind of Twitter, Instagram and then TikTok's like kind of ish, the newer thing. And I guess I skipped over Snapchat completely. because whatever.

You did, which shows that you're 40 fun. Exactly. I'm 40 over. And I just bring this up because it's, Facebook's a fun one, man. It is so, it is like time traveling 10 to 10 years ago if you go on Facebook. Like, it's still the same thing it was back then. Just people oversharing talking way too much about the problem.

I'm glad they have their space, though. Go get it out. You know, you got to put it somewhere. If you don't... If I didn't think that Facebook was the lead cause of why people stormed that building on January 6th, I would agree with you

but that's the only problem with it. It is, I think it is actually... Are you saying they lathered? Do you think they lathering each other? Yes. Lathering happening? Yes, lots of it. I thought that TikTok was just going to follow

a completely different trajectory since, like, you know, obviously Instagram and Facebook are just Mark Zuckerberg and then, you know, Twitter is Musk. And it seemed like TikTok was just, just like we are going to be like kind of this kind of like baffling thing that because the U.S.

government like doesn't have like total, you know, control over it. It seemed like it was existing in its own, you know, ecosystem. But now there's all these laws, you know, trying to get it under control because everybody's afraid of it. And so it seems like, yeah, I mean, I would be, it seems like TikTok is kind of untouchable in these important ways. But you're right. Everything has its season.

and maybe something else is going to come in. Yeah, and again, it is a Leonardo DiCaprio situation. The apps get put out to pasture. They're still around, you know. Yes. But they're able to date people their age a little bit more. You know what I mean? As they grow older.

It's just one of those kinds of situations. Well, you remember when we were in Utah and they had made porn illegal. There's like a bunch of different bills going after TikTok because it's something that, you know, there's like a lot of, I think maybe not only conservative panic about it, but some conservative panic about it in terms of it's like radicalizing a bunch of people's politics and people don't have any control over it.

It's been very fascinating to watch. Well, anyways, we'll see what happens. I'm just interested in what's the new thing and what's it going to be called? It's going to be like Bickel or something like that. It'll be like leanies or something. Everyone's like, oh, did you see the new lean on leanies today from J-law or whatever?

she's just like us. She got to do a rocket ship. She flew to Mars and then she fell. Uh, anyways. Stop talking about J-Lo's movie. Please. You're confusing the two. The hazmat suit.

I have to know why she's wearing a fucking hazmat suit in that one scene. All right, here we go. Last one up is from the Emmys, which did happen. We, uh, I don't even think we had mentioned that the Emmys happened because there was just not a lot going on with that one. But, um,

This A-list actor has multiple big hit television shows to his name. He's been around for a while. We were watching him as we were kids. He was passing out pot brownies on the red carpet that he made himself. He also did Blackface that one time. It was kind of canceled for a while. Oh, interesting. Well, that just changed up.

In my head, it was dreamy Craig T. Nelson, and I know it's not Craig T. Nelson, but in my head, he was getting out pot brownies and then he kissed me on the mouth. I don't even know if he has a big show right now, but he's just like, he's very consistent, and he was the star of, maybe not the story, it was an ensemble cast, but one of the best TV shows of all time

he was in and a big part of. Funny guy. Funny guy, eh? And then, but he did blackface at one point, back in the day and was canceled, but not fully, obviously, as is. Obviously, we're not aware of it. This badman.

It's a badman. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know. I'm kind of curious. Okay, comedy sitcom. Best, best sitcoms of all time.

Has one of the best pilots and series finale's of all time. Six feet under. No. Comedy. Sitcom. Yeah. Situational comedy.

Yeah, I'm always laughing. Three camera. Three camera. No, not Seinfeld, but now we're at least in the... John Goodman. No. We're in the realm of what it is.

That's a similar... I forgot about the blackface part of it. I was only... I'm only focusing on the sitcom part of it. His last name is a fun thing to do on a night out with the gal. Screw! Dance. You had it with dance.

His last name is dance. I had it with dance. But if you do a dance, you are... Prance. Tired. What's the act of doing it? Dancing. How are you guys?

It's Jennifer Hudson. It's Jennifer Hudson. All right, name the best sitcoms of all time. All right. I said Seinfeld already. Oh, cheers. Oh, cheers. Oh, cheers. Ted Danson.

Wow. God damn it. Wow. Golly. Ted Danson did Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's like a thing.

Wait, was that when he was dating Whoopi Gold? What is that? Like his whole thing? Yes. But yes, that was the thing. Okay. It was like a roast of her or something like that, and he did it, and he got canceled.

And she, like, tried to back him up on it. But that was the thing. That was actually one of the earlier... Bring up Mary Steenbergin at least. Bring up Mary Steenbergin. Ooh, I want to kiss her. Oh, and I want to be on a them sandwich as well. Yeah, so I'd watch that tape.

Of old... That's such a dad, like old, old cool guy move to bring your own pot brownies. As if you couldn't go get, like, a bag of guvy edibles a block away. In Los Angeles. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like Ted Dantzitt is actually perhaps the number one example of how to age, aside from the black place, apparently. Yeah. It's fine. He has apologized a lot about it and has since gone on to make, I mean, a bunch of great stuff. You know, he's been doing, what is it, the good life or whatever it is? The good place.

Yeah. The good place. I think I'm going to do that after Brooklyn 9-9. I think that's going to be my next one. because now I'm swallowing sitcom. People love the good place. And I was enjoying it. Yeah.

And I was enjoying it. I don't know why we fell off. We just did. But it is fun. People absolutely love that show. But yeah, I feel like he has just, I mean, obviously people loved him back in the day, too.

But he has just, like, really, really aged into, like, serious daddy status. Oh, yeah. And, like, only makes really great projects. I'm so happy for him. What a fucking amazing career. Amazing career. I even forget Becker was on for six years. Yeah.

I watched a lot of Becker. Yeah. Becker. It was always on. Yeah. Becker you've got... Right? Well, it wasn't like in syndication or anything like that.

I just feel like I... It was a weird show for a young person to watch a lot of. Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, there you have it. There it is, guys.

You can see. I can see Jennifer Hudson is there. And I appreciate that. Jennifer Hudson's there going, say my name, Holden. Say my name. Say my name. Say my name. I didn't sing that song, but, you know what I mean?

She didn't really sing that song. She didn't at all. That's what she said. Wasn't she in the... Wait, which one? No, no, no. I'm thinking to someone else I think. Anyway, she's in so many things, and I just love her.

And she was in cats. And, you know... She was in Sex and the City, the movie. Yes. She probably doesn't want to be known for either of those films. No. Why do you bring up the only... only shit movies.

Yeah, you can bring up Dream Girls. You could probably say Dream Girls. I said, I said she's a dreamy lady. You guys pick up on that. Oh, dreamy. Uh-huh. All right. I get that.

Now I see. Now I see Holden. Well, there you go. Thank you for giving the gift of extra sight. And thank you to everybody for joining us on this week's episode of page seven. Oh gosh, guys. Check us out. Hang out with us every week.

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