Page 7 - Ep. 523: I Love Thy Neighbor, Skeet Skeet

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understands why Usher is sexy along with a full Super Bowl Halftime Show breakdown, Holden tries not to upset any Keysheads, both Lady Gaga and Beyonce announce new eras (Beyonce's goin Country Y'ALL!), MJ and Holden share Super Bowl party stories, and Jackie reveals she was too busy with Geoff and her Popcorn Fleshlight Bucket at the Dune re-release but that didn't stop her from crying while watching Tay and Trav BE IN LOVE, out of touch Super Bowl ads, Nickelodeon's augmented coverage of the Super Bowl, JOIN PAGE 7 AT TWITCH.TV/HOLDENATORSHO ON FRIDAY FOR A VERY SPECIAL JACKIN'! 6pm EST/3pm PST MJ will join later in the stream for their BIRTHDAY!!!!! and a monumental watch along of 'This Is Me...Now: A Love Story', Kim Petras drops SLUTPOP MIAMI, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Curse of the Celebrity Cake Bakers?! A list that had Holden and MJ S H O O K, a relatable blind, shouts and more!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I mean, I can't not start with this. Do-do-d-d-dum-b-bum-b-d-d-d-d-d-craw. Not females. Ah, skeet-skeet-skeet. What's that? Oh, skeet-skeet-skete. God damn. Yeah, I said it.

Ah, skeet-skeet. God damn. And I will never forget looking up in the Urban Dictionary what Skeet-Skeet meant. And that was years afterwards because you're about to be like, Jackie, that was 1998. I don't know if Urban Dictionary was a thing yet. And I think it was years after that.

I was like, what does skeet mean? And then I learned. Shoot a load. It's pop a nut, dude. It's shooting a load. Is it? It is, oh, yeah, man. Yeah, you got a skeet.

Blast and a dirty load. Welcome to page seven. I'm hoping that this is where you learned what skeet was for the first time here on page seven. Yeah, I can think about skeet shooting. Uh-huh. You throw that load load in the air. Wow, I can't believe I didn't know what I never even thought to ask. Yeah, I know.

I think, that's why you come here. You're like, oh, you know, how difficult it is to be in the society and, you know, all this kind of stuff and all these hard issues going on all around the world, MJ. But you're forgetting about the tiny little spices of life. Like, what does skeet, skeet means? I know. And do you know what it means to Superman that ho? which I also remember looking up in a similar time frame, which is when you come on somebody's back

and then you put a sheet on it, so they're laying down and it looks like they've got a cape up. Yes. Originally I thought it was when you balance above a woman using just your erect penis. With your arms. That would be awesome. That's what I was thinking.

Yeah, like a plate. I tell you right now, on just the helmet alone, it would be too painful, much less the entire structure of the penis. So it would- You think you're gonna get a helmet on that? I think it should be all peen. I think if you can't lean with all peen,

then I don't want you supermaning on me. No, I'm not talking about leaning on a hard dick. I'm talking about fucking in like a Superman plank style position. Right, right. But how hard you have to stop. Because that's not what it means. That would be soaking at that point, you're Mormons. I'm not talking about staying.

Of course you're going to thrust, Holden. How are you going to thrust with your arms in front of your arms? I don't know. You don't need your arms to thrust with you. I'm thrusting right now without my arms. I'm running right out without it. You're sitting in a chair using your legs. If you're literally laying, legs out, arms out.

Don't make me do this. I will get on the floor and see if I can do it. You would need your Mormon friend to jump on the bed next to you in order to make it happen. I'm telling you. No one's soaking. Everyone knows little jobs. Not talking about soaking. He's not soaking anything.

No, they had soaking. I'll tell you what. There's a lot of friction going on over there. There's one thing that's happening. It's back and forth movement, okay? There is some movement happening, and there was quite a bit of movement happening during the Super Bowl halftime. I need to just out the gate.

I get it. I understand why Usher is sexy, okay? Yeah. I see you, I hear you, you're valid. I still, for me personally, find some of the 90s sexy music, and I'm not saying that it is not sexy. I am just saying that I think for me, I listen to it, I go, ha ha ha ha, because I don't know how to be like actual seductive, actual seduction.

Are you calling yourself sexually frozen right now? Is that what's happening? Well, I think that when it comes to 90s sexuality in that slippery way, I call it nut music. I am. I call it nut jams. Nut music. And I like, I dig a nut jam. I like, but.

but I don't choose to put on a nut jam. And I think it's because I'm not slinky enough. Yeah, I think, I think, listen, I was, we were all a little skeptical of usher as the Super Bowl halftime. We were. And I think that it really was a coup for the elder millennial. I think that that show, correct me if I'm wrong, young people. I know you're out there. I know you do listen to the show.

If you're Zoomis, I know we got Zoomie listeners. Was that, did that show speak to you? Was there things in there for you? Because to me, this just felt like the Super Bowl being like, you know, know what? No one under the age of 35 is going to watch this. So let's give them what they want. We're going to give them. Let's give them what they want. We're going to give them from the window to the wall. Luda will be there. Little John will be there. And if they really wanted to reach the zoomies, I think Justin Bieber would have been there, but he wasn't.

So yeah, let us know. And that's how I know it was for the elder millennial. I don't know. Can he still not perform? When everyone kept saying that Justin Bieber might be there, Justin Bieber might be there. But all I kept thinking it was like, I thought that he had the syndrome that he can perform. Yeah. He has like a post-vibber. viral illness. Yeah, that maybe that's why. I like, I like to think that it was just drama, because that's what Twitter was acting like. I mean, it could be. Don't get me right. I don't want to take the drama away from X. Please, MJ, it's X. X. Stick with the times. But, but yeah, he put out a good show, Usher did. I enjoyed myself. I, you know, I still wish there

had been a diva, but I enjoyed myself. I will say, I was wowed. I thought, like the performance, the, like, all the, like, acrobatics, the roller skates. Like, the roller skates. Like, I was so into it. Totally. I think everybody, as it started, was kind of like, eh, you know,

I mean, there was like, and I liked their chemistry, but it was still, you know, I also find, I find Alicia Keys to kind of be, like, the female usher a little bit. Like, it's a little, like, I don't, like, love her music, but I know she's insanely talented and their chemistry was solid. I love her. I think the more, I think if you listen to a little bit more,

I think if you listen to a little bit. Alicia Keys more, you know. Yeah, I probably told. She played the two pianos at one time. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's good.

No, I know she's talented. It's just nothing. It's never like fully clicked with me. I do think there's a little bit of diva. There's a little bit of diva. There was a diva between Alicia Keys and her coming out. Yes. Her coming.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Ski. You're right. You're right. Oh, my God. I need to get more into her. Yeah.

She was great. And by the way, this is such a who's on first. Why would you name yourself this insane person's move? Her is the name of the act. It is her. We're not talking about Alicia Keys in a weird second way. We're talking about the musician, H-E-R, her. Yeah, she was awesome.

Alicia was awesome. And then when Luda and Lil Jon came out, it was like, all right, this is what the people want. As my friend texted me who, he was pro-wisher, I was anti-ed. He texted in the middle, are you not entertained? Right. I was very entertained. I was very entertained.

We were wrong. It was not a boros-n-n-n-o. half hour or half time show at all. Yeah. I was riveted. Yeah. It was. And the real, Barry in the lead here, Ludacris and Little John. Ludo! And Little John did turn down for what I fucking love that song. That music video is amazing. I love it. That's why I say it's an elder millennial thing. Because that, that is the music that like, you know, if you are 38 and that song comes on,

you enter a different mind space. Oh, you lose your mom. Yes. You are teleported back to your youth. It's that and the dumb. cash register stong from MIA and you know what I mean? All I want to do is and a and take all that and now she thinks the vaccine is a lie but I was going to say about that. We can't even enjoy that as much anymore. Yeah.

So I'm glad it was usher. And Ludacris is just such a presence. I just love his whole deal. It is so he's just such a strong evocative figure. He just has such a distinct. look and I love his, the way he those boots were biggest boots in the business. I mean, he's beaten Kanye with his kids.

Those things were massive. And honestly, like all of the fits were really great. I thought Usher looked unbelievable. And of course, I mean, he had to take the shirt on, but a shirt off at some point, which you got to see all of the work he's put in. I mean, he's, you could drop a quarter off of Usher. My God.

Yeah. I feel like it would hurt to be in the bed with him. I'd be like, you're too sharp. Oh my God, you're so strong. Yeah, he got the moves. I'm into Usher as a per, like as like a performer. Yes. Very, very slippery.

And I figured with the right cameos and the right, you know, roller skating antics, he could wow. You know what I mean? But on his, if it was just him up there singing his songs, not a wow, right? Not a wow factor. Also, I want to walk back my Alicia Key statement before we get a bunch of emails about that. I do think she's great, but I worked a really awful corporate job. And that song, what was it? No one.

No one. That song, I don't know if this lady, this lady had her little speaker at work on all day. And just in the background, it was like either she had that song on repeat or just the radio sucks that bad that I just heard that song over and over again. It's one of those. It's possible to get burned out that people. People, again, I'm sorry to keep saying it, but people in that age range who were listening to the radio in the late 2000 aughts, like we're talking 2008, 2009, 2010, that you could get burned out on Alicia Keys because she was on the radio a lot. And back then we listened to the radio. Not a fan of that particular song.

But I will also say her voice rings out and true on any road trip reentering New York City, any flight about to land in New York City. saying it when we came across the bridge, when we were on our tour. Yes. Oh, yeah. That song fucking blasts and rips. Jay Z and Alicia Keys are flying high every time I re-entered New York City. Oh, yeah.

But what if, like, Taylor and Beyonce and Lady Gaga had all emerged from their own separate boots and, like, walked on to the field for some sort of, like, try diva spectacular, you know? I know. And they're all, like, Lady Gaga, I thought you were about to say, because, they all just announced new music, but even Lady Gaga's been posting pictures from the studio with her new era, LG7. Yeah, and she's got a boy toy now too,

which I'm surprised she had a boy toy at the Super Bowl toe. Yeah. Toy with that boy. Yeah, man. And everyone kept joking that part two, that Beyonce's act two was going to be the part two of telephone that was left to be continued in the initial telephone. Maybe they'll speak to that.

I would love that. With Gaga and Beyonce, which would be, I mean, man, I would, Beyonce kind of stole the, the knight, if you will, because she had a Verizon commercial, and I spent the entire time being like, Beyonce in a Verizon commercial.

But then has anyone done this for in a commercial, much less a Super Bowl commercial, but like, oh yeah, also, my new album. Announce an album. Everyone's getting so crazy with the way they announced their new album. It's like, it has to be done. happening. I know.

It was like, oh, Taylor's going to announce it at her Grammy win. I'm going to announce it in a Super Bowl commercial, which is also amazing because Beyonce,

I saw somebody tweet like, Beyonce hasn't spoken this much in public since like a Destiny's Child interview. You know, like she does not say a lot. She does not come out and do a lot of public stuff.

I mean, I think that was in part why Homecoming is so interesting to watch because you get these like voiceovers from her. And so I was like, my mind, I kept being like,

what shit this is the most Beyonce I've seen in years and then it turned out it was to announce act there was like these little dribbles of information where it was like I'm in a commercial there's another album coming it's called act two it's country and then now we've got two of the songs I am so into it I'm loving these new tracks they're amazing yeah I really like this turn I think this is super cool to put out like I don't even know what you would call it because it's not a country album, but it is like a pop album or R&B album with like a heavy country influence. It's like a great, cool genre album that I think is so cool, especially on the heels of the like kind of vogue like nightclub, 90s nightclub aesthetic of act one. I think it's such a cool. I love the new

songs. And the other interesting, Beyonce thing, I don't even know if this, I don't believe this even was in the articles, but it came out recently that it was Beyonce who was originally Star is born. And then she ended up walking away from the role. And then what's his name was going to give it to Adele? And then Lady Gaga got below. Yeah, isn't that interesting? That is interesting. Because was Lady Gaga already an actor by that point or was that her first like foray? That was definitely her first taken seriously as an actor. I think she had maybe done American Horror Story by that point. Which people loved her. But that's still, that's TV, that's not an Oscar bait movie.

And then House of the Gooch, man. I know. And then she got the ground for House of the Gouge. Oh, yeah. If Beyonce had gotten that part, who knows if we even would have gotten House of Gouche. So thank God for that is what we're saying. We're just so happy. More genuinely, I am genuinely excited to see her in a Joker musical as Harley Quinn.

I think that is actually something. They got me. They always figure away when I go, I literally. cannot look at the Joker anymore. I'm so over it and then they figure out some new way. Oh, I'm going to watch the hell out of that. Give me excited again.

Now, you know, the world of the Beehive has known for a while that Beyonce is going to be moving more in a country realm, if you will. Because I didn't know that she had tried and was rejected for the song Daddy Lessons for she submitted it to get for, not CMT,

God, what is it called? Grammys? Like the country music awards. And also put it in for the country song with the Grammys. And it got rejected after she had performed it live with the chicks. And like then you also saw at the Grammys. She was dressed up with her cowboy hat. With the cowboy hat, the white cowboy hat.

She was looking fine. And I really am enjoying this new music and I'm fucking here for it. I just, I do wonder if part of, of Beyonce, so you know, all right, she made a whole Super Bowl ad. So she's been planning this for a while. Do you think her team knew that Taylor Swift's team knew that she was going to be dropping an album a week before, like, or the idea, like the announcement? Do you think that they talk to each other? Are you asking if it was like a flame war or a collaboration or somewhere in between? Yeah, because like I, because like, if you think about it, Beyonce is like one of the originators of

the like dropping a music announcement in like a crazy dramatic way. You know what I mean? Like she's really good at utilizing a situation and like her team is of like turning it into like a really great PR move. So I do like or were they like pissed off. Right.

That because Taylor had said that if she didn't win a Grammy that she was going to announce it at her show in Japan if she hadn't won the Grammy. So she had already decided that she was going to be dropping it that week, she just didn't know when she was necessarily going to say it. Yeah, yeah, I was also thinking about this because, of course, Taylor Swift had a way of her presence was a kind of present at the Super Bowl, right? Like, how did you feel watching it?

All right. So Holden, I need everyone to know. Holden and MJ, not together separately. Both watched the Super Bowl while I was with mine husband at 2021. Dune because they reissued it. She's not like the other girls. She's not like the other girls. She's not watching the Super Bowl.

She's just making a dip and dropping it off at the Super Bowl, which is very Jackie. I made two dips and dropped it off at this at the Super Bowl party that I only attended for 35 minutes. I made a vegetarian dip and I made a meaty dip. So I had one on one table and one of the other table. And then I left before anyone got there. Loved that meat dip. Henry just procured my dad.

dips. And so I was watching with my husband, and I will say, yes, we did get the, I don't know, she's holding her souvenir up to, as if people can see it. This thing is crazy what this is. I don't even know how to describe. This is a worm popcorn bucket. I thought it was a joke when someone posted it. That was a fake, like item, like a doctor. It looks like a souvenir, popcorn bucket that looks like a flashlight because it has like, do you know how, if you've ever seen like a toddler carrying around a little cup of cereal and it has a little like a silicone like web on top that the toddler can reach their hand in to get their cereal and then pull it back out and the cereal does not spill everywhere. And so this is like a popcorn bucket of that, but it is a Dune

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oh that would help us out so much god wouldn't you love to do that don't I sound like the kind of person you want to help like hit the button like just do it so I was yeah I'm not like the other girls and I was being such a Bella I'm all like I don't like music I don't give a fuck about it

and I went to go see a movie instead so how did you find out what the how did you find out what Taylor was doing and you had to come back and look later. I had to look at all the thousand million memes. The 59 seconds of total shots. A trillion times of the kiss after the game and all the nightclub party, which was amazing.

I confessed to MJ that Jeff was about to get into bed and I was looking at TikTok and he's like, you okay? Because I had tears streaming down my face and it was because I had seen a TikTok of the moment they saw each other on the field as he was walking. He then hugs his mom first

and the way he looks at her after the game and they kiss and I burst into tears. It's like the notebook but she's not like dying or whatever. It's amazing. You don't understand us, okay? It is, I gotta say,

I, you know, I just can't bring myself to not love it. I think that them dancing to Taylor Swift at the after party after she was, He won all the Grammys and album of the year. And then he won the Super Bowl. He won the Super Bowl.

And then they go drink. And then they dance two fucking love story together. And then when it's the part where she's like, I'll be the princess, you be the princess. And they point to each other. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you not entertained? It's amazing.

What do you want? I know. What do you want? I love the post of them like, there's the post of them kissing on the field. It's just rom-com shit. They're just surrounded by all these, like, people. But it's just the two of them when they're looking at each other's eyes. Oh, my God.

I love love. Are you not entertained? And the drunk brother is staggering behind them. Just with the whole mask on. The wrestling match, the wrestling mask is, yeah, it's incredible. He's just stumbling. You can see Jason Kelsey stumbling behind them in a book. bunch of different TikToks. But it is insane. My TikTok is only Taylor Swift footage from her at the game, from her after the game.

And like, I know the eye it lingers. And I'm desperately trying to scroll past it to like get it off my feed. Because now, all right, I love love. I had some tears. But also, I'm done. I've seen it all. I know like, oh, look, they're singing. And look, they got really hammered.

And also, can we just. Travis Kelsey's fits are just Chef's Kiss He looks great All the fucking time I mean I get the appeal He did yell at his coach And we don't like that

Okay Or do we I don't really care I understand I'm gonna go I did not see it live Yeah I don't know I am not a ballist

Yeah But I feel That if you're playing a very important game Where everyone's looking at you And you're like Like I would imagine That screaming happens Right?

That was kind of where I was, I think that, again, with the the Taylor Swift and projection thing, like, it's totally possible to look at that footage and be like, this is very unpleasant. This man is yelling at his coach, and I don't like it. And it might bring up things for you. 100%. But, you know, so that, right. And then, but then also it was, then, it then, I feel like the discourse then took

this turn to like, and so does Taylor Swift endorse male violence? Will he? Right. All right. Yes. And calm down about that. You know, this is he, right. It's a football game.

I do think people yell at each other and I guess he apologized or whatever I don't really care you know it's not that I don't care about violence I just don't care about what this means about Jason or Travis Kelsey's like psyche or whatever you know but yeah and apparently people on the field said he did yell

something along the line and stuff because baby we now we got bad blood yeah he only talks in Taylor Swift lyrics now I get very bizarre but I also will it was very funny where they're like did you see Hey, Tay, get the ick just in a second of time. I don't think she did get the ick.

When he was singing Viva Las Vegas. When he was singing Viva Las Vegas, which I thought was genuinely, everyone's like, did everyone's pussy get sewn shut after watching him scream Viva Las Vegas? And I was like, he's excited. Who gets a shit? And I was expecting it would actually be a lot worse sounding, but it's not like, he wasn't like super off key or something in a way that maybe go like, ew, it was. He was just yelling Viva Las Vegas a couple times.

Excited. What am I excited. They seem fine. Although I do think it's, I mean, I feel like that that feeling if you're like going into a night and you're like, oh, my partner's about to have like a really big night. Yeah. You know, like I know Jackie, your partner doesn't drink, but you know, there might be times in a relationship where it's like, okay, tonight's your night to go hard.

Yes. And it's not my night to go hard. And I like to imagine that Taylor Swift was like my job tonight is to facilitate Travis and Jason Kelsey getting absolutely shit canned. She was getting shit canned. Three drinks. Yeah, she was chugging. She's holding a fucking gin and tonic or I mean a vodka crad rather and a bottle of champagne

and a glass of that champagne. It was hilarious. And people booed her when they showed her on the screen. Don't boo. Guys, come on. Come on. Yeah, just email us about how much we talk about it. I know, I know.

I know. I mean, you can boo in your heart. Yeah, totally. Absolutely. But don't boo a lady in public. I feel like you got a. You know, you got to just figure out your priorities. And my priority is to not get that upset about any of this.

No. Yeah. And one of my main priorities of this world is to stand the movie Twister. Oh, my God, Jackie. Was the first thing that I did, the second. So I got out of Dune and the game was still going. And so I looked to see who won. I was like, okay, they're in like overtime who gives a.

and I immediately saw that Twisters the sequel to the movie Twister. That was the first thing. I was like, fuck all of the commercials I don't give a. Give me that Twisters movie trailer and it was everything that I dreamed of. I feel like I didn't hear Glenn Powell's name until two weeks ago and now I'm hearing it everywhere. How do we feel? I think he's got a shark's mouth and I'm here for it. I'm not attracted to him in the least.

I'm just here. for him cheating on his lady to bang Sidney Sweeney on the set of that movie. How crazy, man, he must have been so hard. Wild. But also, you didn't see the new top gun. I think that's where, that's where, I did see the new top gun. I, that's, okay. I forgot he was a big part of Maverick, but he was fun.

He kind of has, you just forgot? He kind of has like a, almost like a Barry Kiu, Esk weird face, you know? I can see that, yeah. My face was a little weird and a little hot at the same time. Right. But like also hot though.

Yeah. That's why I know, like, I never knew I was interested in shark mouth until I looked at his face. Yeah. He's not usually my thing, but I mean, he's in Twisters. I think Twisters is what's doing it for you

more than anything else. There's also, I think, I think there's two different types of people in this world. There's people who are really into guys that squint always, look like they're squinting their eyes. Yes. And then there's people who are not into that. Yes. There is a type of hunk who just looks like he's always squinting.

Discerning something across the room. Like, what does that say? Yeah. You're right. Yeah. You're right, though, because I remember when all, like, when everybody was interested in Josh Hartnett, I always said he had beetle eyes. I was like he's got little beetle eyes. Why do you like Josh Hartnett? But I realize I think it's for the people that love the squint. Yes. Yes. Josh Hartnet is like, poster boy of that type of hump he's a squinter. Yep.

He squinter. Yeah. But also like, get up some glasses. We need to get these men some glasses. No, no, I think it's cute. I think it's kind of like, is that my girlfriend? I'm like, who knows?

Guess we should kiss and find out. Guess we find out, then kiss and tell. Yeah, yeah. Yes. And then you're going to be in trouble because I'm not your girlfriend. But I'm sorry. I don't. I'm very excited.

Well, I know we got to have to talk about the Twisters commercial. we also, of course, have to talk about the Duncan commercial. Oh, oh, I thought you were about to bring up... I'm glad I didn't start singing Wicked. We also have to talk about the Wicked commercial. Well, but Wicked aside, Henry had a really good point, and I couldn't not... I don't know if I want to hear what Henry has to say about Wicked.

Because I feel like he's going to be... Whatever you're about to say, I feel personally attacked by it. You have to work in your anger. I said Wicked aside. it had nothing to do with wicked what the man said. All right, it better be a sign because I don't want to hear what Henry has said. My sister smells like a bag of burnt beans. And I was like,

the woman that made two different dips because Henry went, you're not coming to Super Bowl. Who's going to make dips? So I went out of my way to make dips to drop it off. You haven't even told us about the types of dips. You told us the meat and no meat, but I want to know more. But I also want to know what Henry had to say about whatever not wicked. No, just that every single, every, like, there's no more originality.

Every commercial is just like, look at all the people you love. They're all here in this commercial. Look, it's that guy from Dodge office and the guys from scrubs. You're talking about the Mountain Dew commercial. Are you mad about the Mountain Dew commercial? Every commercial, every single commercial this year was literally just like, look who we got. Yeah. You love her.

That's not true. What about the one where Jesus watches all the first? I cannot. What about? It's so weird because it's like he gets us. He's on our level. And I was joking about this with Jake yesterday. Like a whizbroo Jake Yuck.

And like nobody washes other people's feet anymore. That's like not a thing. He doesn't get us because like who washes anyone's feet? Holden. I want you to know that's what I'm going to do on Jackin. This Friday I want you to take us nine toes. And I want to get them all scrubbed. It's such an antiquated thing because we all wear shoes now and stuff.

So we don't need to wash. There isn't just foot washers out there. I mean, I get it if you're getting like a manny petty. But even then it's not, you know, that's not a thing we all just do. It like defeats the purpose of the commercial, which is like he's just like us. He gets it. Like, you know how we all wash feet. Yeah.

No, these commercials are always weird. Maybe you're not loving thy neighbor. I love, yeah, I love thy neighbor. Skiets, God damn. But I'm not. going to wash the foot. Stop coming on your neighbors. Sorry, but they get that nut if they, you know, want to be biblical. You know what I mean?

Superman? So you're, so anyways. You're lamenting the days back when we got like the bud wise or creativity. Yeah, like original weird, dumb things. I mean, I guess I'm glad we're past the like, here's a day. It used to be like, here's a singing dancing animal. Guys, don't we all love that? So I guess that's like, are you talking about puppy monkey baby? It's, oh, my God. See, I liked puppy monkey baby. I like puppy monkey baby. I mean, I would, I miss those days now.

Honestly, if you wanted original culture, if you wanted, like, brand new original great ideas, you should go over to the Nickelodeon stream of the Super Bowl, which I don't know if you guys saw this screen shot coming out of that. It was so funny. It was so good. Their nickname for Timote, Timotee was Shrimpothay Chalame. That's awesome. It was just, they nailed it. And, I mean, of course, I agree with you, Holden. You're right.

I feel like the sun is setting on like culture in so many ways because it's just like all we can do is reference other things that have already been made. And like, huh, we all know that athletic makes a sad face. Here he is making a sad face in a commercial, you know. And so it is a little sad. And one of those is great and stands out. But when it's clearly everybody's game plan, everyone's for every single Super Bowl ad, you're like, okay, we get it. So Henry just kept going, look, it's, they're all. here, like he just kept like doing that every single commercial.

But the bit of half like one stood out. It was very funny. Matt Damon's hilarious in it. Also, I do want to say. They did such a good job playing off the meta. Yes, but back to also what MJ was saying, if you are not aware of the fact that Nickelodeon did a whole like showing of the Super Bowl, but also like Dora the Explorer was like on the edge being like, a traveling pass is when the ball mix ball face. And then like learn about which I. wonder, like, has

Nickelode had ever done this before, or is this the first year it's gotten heat? I don't know. Not heat. Like, they're just talking about it. Because also there was like SpongeBob cartoons on it, which made me think of Ariana Grande, and they also, like, did other fun things during it, but everyone's talking

about it. It was so fine. Yeah, I don't know if they've done this before or not. Yeah, they would like, it was like, you know, augmented reality, so they were showing the actual Super Bowl, but then if something exciting happened, there would just be like a huge goosha slime all over the field. and stuff. It was great. It was so original and creative. And it was like a real, it was almost in a way of throwback to how original and creative Nickelodeon was when we were kids. Yes.

You know, and so I feel like that was actually like a total highlight of the Super Bowl for me. And yeah, the commercials, I'm like, you know, obviously I'm a human being. And so I watch, I do enjoy watching Super Bowl commercials. But I've never really like, I don't know. It's hard for me to feel any strong feelings about them, except for the ones that are page seven coded, like the J-Lo Ben Affleck one. And I don't know. I mean, I feel like, honest, it just felt like to me, the story of the Super Bowl was like that we have this extremely weird convergence of like pop culture, king, pop culture, queen, monoculture in a way that we haven't had in a very long time. Yes.

Like we talk all the time when we do rewinds about how like when we were young, and there wasn't such so much diversity of content like on the internet. There was just like everybody watched one thing at a time. Yeah. And we don't have that anymore. And the fact like that we now have like this bitch who everybody is obsessed with because of eras and this this she's dating the fucking football guy.

And then that guy not only goes out to be the to go to the Super Bowl, but to also win in overtime. I'm like, I'm not. I don't think it's a sci up. But I do think it's an incredibly amazing kind of like, we haven't had like, I say we're pro-sciup here on Bay 7. I'm pro-Sciop. I think she's sci-up. I think this is great. I love it. I hope she's a sci-op. I think this is awesome.

I think she's a cyborg. Yeah. I want her to be fully automated. Yeah, I want it all. Yeah, that's great. Give me laser eyes. Give me all of it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I want her to be a formidable death machine. And then I guess we could talk about wicked. Wow, I heard there's an evil woman in it. So that's interesting. Go on, Jackie. No, I know. I know. that you know, we're not bringing up wicked like that, all right, not with your tones of sarcasm. All right. I heard she stole SpongeBob from SpongeBob's own infant child. And he's not even in the commercial.

Why is it? Oh, I think they purposely didn't put him in the, what does he play, a flying monkey? Whoa, I'm pretty sure. I actually think that he might. No, no, he plays a Bach. Yeah. A munchkin in love with Glick. That, he plays a.

This whole time I thought that he would, I don't know, there's not like a romantic lead in Wicked, I guess. Yes, there is. There is. Okay, I take it back. I am not. Theiero. Okay.

Okay. Nomen, nomin, not you watch American Naman. Wait, wait. So wait, I get to see this. I didn't even realize that his character's in love with her character. I did not know that was a thing. Do they end up like getting together or is he like just chasing her and she won't be with him? Guess you're going to have to watch it and find out.

No. Guess you're going to have to. going to have to watch it and find out, Holden. I'm outing myself right now as a musical theater nerd who has never seen Wicked. That's okay. Me neither. I've always wanted to. And so I guess I'll watch this.

I was going to watch Wonka last night, but it's still a $20 rental. Oh, but you fell asleep and you're like, I'd rather be asleep. Is that what happens? No, I heard of it. It's great. The Paddington director. How many times do I have to defend this movie? You keep saying it.

I'm sure. I'm sure that it's great. I just, I can't. I can't watch, I've been getting the handkering to watch Matilda again, man. I want to see those dance numbers again, dude. They were so aggressive and fun. You're being a creep right now. I think you're creeping my creep out right now.

Also, you know what? I like the Ben Affleck commercial. I literally lulled. I laughed. I left aloud. And I enjoyed myself watching the Ben Affleck commercial. Yeah. I think that they leaned into it just the right way.

I loved it. That was a success. Also, this is a great time bringing up. He's J-Lo, of course, in that commercial. and was actually quite funny as well. I think they're funny and I love their love. This is me. Dot, dot, dot.

Now, Colin, a love story. We are watching it Friday. Let's fucking go. We, like, I think we stopped. We didn't fully confirm what time we're going to go, but we're going to start jacking as usual. And then maybe a couple hours in, start the watch along. Is that kind of what we're leaning towards?

Twitch.com. TV forward slash Holdenators host. So come join us at 3 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. 6 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on Friday. We're going to do our regular jackin. And then MJ is going to join us about a couple of hours. and then we're going to fully watch, this is me, dot, dot, dot, now,

colon, a love story. We're going to find out. Which I did find out, I had no idea, the movie cost 20 million of J-Lo's own money. Wow. To make, she is paying for the entire movie.

That means no one could say no to her at all. I can't wait. No one can say no. Yes. But also, how is this movie going to make money. Who is going to watch it besides us three? What do you mean? Everyone. Anybody who's anybody. Anyone who's anyone's going to watch it. Is that, do we think that that's what's going to happen?

Yeah. I mean, I know that she obviously has a lot of fans, but I just don't know if she has a lot of fans who like want to watch her move. That's right. It's on prime. I keep thinking it's Netflix. So it's on prime. So again, make sure you, like we won't be able to put it on the actual screen. So you're going to need to. We're about to give J.L. a bunch of money. Yeah. So we need to. We're about to. Yeah, we're paying for the movie now. Casket rhyme. I'm sorry if you hate Bezos and all that, but he's fun or whatever, and he's really jacked and I think he's sexy. Nasos, Nasos! Celebrate my birthday by giving Jeff Bezos

and Jennifer Lopez your money. Because we're really burying the lead here. It is going to be MJ's birthday stream. We're doing it the night, maybe even into midnight. Maybe we have to wait and be there at your midnight, and we will just continue to stream so we can be there four years.

actual birthday because you know what, MJ? I'm going to throw it out there. We never celebrate your birthday. Yeah. This year is the year. This is the first year I think ever we're actually celebrating your birthday because, you know, I love you, but your birthday's in the doldrums. It's a terrible time.

Everybody's sad right now. Terrible time. It's honestly, I feel like I would lean into that though because you get to be the first fun event of the year. Oh, hold it. Guess what? I used to have a great time until a global pandemic shut down my birthday party throwing abilities. I always had the best

like slog time of birthday parties. Mid February, everybody has lost the will to live but guess what? Here's a party for you. Hell yeah. It's a Saturday. It's going to start at 4 p.m. so that your people with babies can come. I did that before I even had babies. Started early. Get it going. It was

great and then pandemic came and there was several years where it was clear that it was not a good idea to have a birthday party in the middle of COVID surges and so this is the, I'm actually going to have some friends over on Saturday, but I haven't, it's, winter birthdays suck hard unless you can throw a big indoor fun bash of some time. Yes, absolutely. Get it. Like watching This Is Me. Dot, dot, dot now, Colin

a love story. I cannot wait, what the most anticipated event of the year? All the stars will be out that night. I'm so excited. I couldn't imagine anyone missing. You know what I mean? Anyone Ben Afflex in it. Oh my God. Kim Petrus, by the way, coming out with Slut Pop Miami. Everybody's dropping new music right now. Dude, have you seen the track list to this?

No, is it sluttie? Oh my God, it's amazing. So here's the, yes, I'm over 18 Reddit. Let me see it. Okay. Gag on it. The next track's called fucking this, fucking that. What if it's just like bed on it?

It's like, gag on it, gag on it, gag on it. Gag on it. Yeah, I got on it. There's banana boat. Ooh. The next track is called Get Fucked. Yes. The next track's called Rib Job.

After that, you've got cock blocker. Then after that, you've got butt slut. Whoa. Are you making this up, Holden? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. And then we've got head head honcho, Kubana, then whale, whale cock. And then the final track is can we fuck? question mark. Are you sure these are not the songs that Taylor Swift wrote about Joe

Alvin and maybe she's really barry in the league? I was going to say it feels like Jackie wrote this track list. It is insane. I'm such a fan of fucking this, fucking that. I feel like she made this for Jack and with the Holdies. So thank you Kim Petters for continuing to give us more slut pop. You're doing the Lord's work these days. I want her to host the Super Bowl halftime. Oh my God. I don't know if they could show that on television. You think conservatives are freaking out about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Wait till Kim Petrus hosts the halftime. Mama, what's a butt slut?

You're going to learn. Oh, you're going to learn. I'm so excited of this album to drop. I was a huge fan of slut pop. Of course, the throat goat. That wouldn't even be a thing in our community, in our lore without her album. Also, if you haven't listened to the song Throat Goat, I highly recommend you pause this podcast right now and listen to the song Throat Root. Goat.

And just imagine Holden and I gyrating to it because we've gyrated to that song quite a bit. I cannot wait. Whalecock. I mean, come on, guys. It's so good. I'm so excited. I mean, I don't know how she upped it.

I don't know. How she turned it up. I don't know how parents are going to explain that to their children in the same way that I wonder how parents explained the yay commercial to their children during the Super Bowl, which again, I know that I wrote this in the email. I dislike this. man and the choices that he makes and the things that he says.

But it is very funny to like spend millions of dollars, seven million dollars for a 30 second spot is what it was running. And he essentially just recorded a video on his iPhone telling people to go to Yeezy.com. Like in the back of a car just completely like quality is so bad. It's like nighttime. And it's just is so unhinged. And yes, it is very.

funny. And we can laugh. It's very funny. I hate how funny it is. Like, it's the kind of thing though. He's very funny. He's got some good ideas. Charming anti-Semite. The bad ideas are so bad that they outweigh even the very good idea. Yes, exactly. But honestly, it was a little bit different from what I was complaining about with the commercials. So I guess is that. Also, Jackie, thank you for sending me those failed Super Bowl commercials. I mean, what an incredible walk down. memory lane or really just a walk down like complete i mean the whole the dead kid commercial was so crazy and there wasn't really one of those this year and i remember a year or so ago there were a

couple like why did they put this weird bummer commercial in the middle of the super bowl like why would they do that what i think that people were pretty upset about the whole jesus feet washing yeah i think that one was definitely the one that stood out among the crowd also that and the temu commercial that really annoyed people very much so. So those are the ones that were doing the opposite of what Henry was screaming about with the other commercials, like the Mountain Dew Baja Blast commercial with Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman, which I imagine

was probably around the time when he was like, oh, why did they just bring them all in? Well, let's bring in the celebrity conspiracy. Hit me with the share. Do you believe it? The curse of the celebrity cake bakers. This one comes in from Kaelin who writes, Hi, Holden M.J. and Jackie, I have a toddler about two weeks older than Winnie,

so I'm frantically writing this in the 10 minutes before bedtime chaos begins. And for that reason, this message is not thoroughly researched at all. Has a curse been placed on the hands of celebrity cake bakers? Have you seen that Duff Goldman, aka the Ace of Cakes, recently suffered an injury to his hand? Another hand injury. Did you see this, MJ? No, that's what happened to Buddy. That's his head of course.

We're about to get into it. He had a, so Duff Goldman A's of Cakes, he recently suffered injury to his hand. This prevented him from making his daughter's birthday cake and probably all other cakes. I'm sure M.J. We'll remember, so funny. When Buddy Velastro, the cake boss's boss suffered a cringe worthy hand injury from his in-home bowling alley. It feels like that happened a million years ago. But I googled and that's because it happened in 2020, which is the equivalent of a million years ago in our hearts and minds.

Yes. My Googling also found an article with a 2023 update saying Buddy the CakeBoss is coming back with a new show and has almost 95% of his functionality back in his hand. Good news. Good for head. But now in late January or early February, Duff posted that his hand was also injured in a car accident with a drunk driver on his drive home from the airport. Use this to plug how seriously horrible it is to drink and drive. I'd go on but bedtime looms. Thank you.

But also, yeah, please not even, don't even have one. Don't have one and get behind the wheel. There's literally no reason for it. It's Uber. It's so easy to not drink and drive now with Uber. Yeah. So plan to get drunk. Just don't drive. Duff's latest update is a little general.

It basically says he has a long road ahead and a lot of work to do, but he's grateful he's alive. What are the chances that two very well-known Food Network cake bakers who have also battled each other for the title of Ultimate Cake Champion of four seasons of Buddy versus Duff both suffer serious and injury? You're right. So is there some kind of unseen force in the universe trying to cripple the talents of iconic celebrity cake bakers?

Aliens, the Illuminati, lizard people, who knows? It's a weird coincidence for sure. Love you all. You brighten my life. I've taken too long and have reached bedtime. Gotta go, Caitlin. This is great. And it's like, I feel like it's, it's, if you were going to write this in some,

some sort of Dickensian novel where there's two rival cake bakers. Or a Ben Stiller movie, but yeah, go on. filler movie and there's one who gets his hand crushed in the ball, automated ball device in his in home bowling alley in a way that, God, I remember- Don't put your hands in there. Don't put your hands in there. That was really, I remember that Instagram post and everyone was like, dude, I need less detail from you.

He's like describing his hand being impaled by the ball machine in his in-home bowling alley. And then this is, I'm not going to say it's a made-up story because it sounds very real, But it's hilariously vague. He was like, I was walking around thinking about cakes, and the next thing I know, I'm surrounded by ambulances, a drunk driver had hit me, and now I can't use my hand anymore. And I'm just saying if you were going to make up a story about how you hurt your hand, it does sound like. You were just walking along thinking about cakes.

I was walking along thinking about cakes. Next thing I knew I can't use my hand anymore. And so it's like a very vague story. But I think that there's a lot to be explored here. I definitely think something's going on. Do you think maybe he learned something from Buddy giving too much information about his accident? And so he's really taking a hand from him. Oh, right, Jackie, please.

Also, a quick thanks to Stephen, who emailed in with an article that claims the Hollywood reporter confirmed that Sidney Sweeney did in fact work at Universal Studios for just over a month, which probably was only long enough to train as a tour guy, but not actually give a tour to the general public. be a tour guy. So there you go. Whatever though. Is that the same person that also brought up? I don't know if that was the same person that emailed in, but someone who was just like, just so you know, I know how to speak Russian and Russian is very difficult. I do not think that she self-taught herself Russian. Russian is up there with like Mandarin in terms of complexity with learning a language. So they said there was a 5% chance that she's telling the truth on that. So whatever. She's still a fucking liar about the Russian thing. Okay. And, And we've all lied about jobs we've had that we had for like a day and then we quit, you know, like I feel like I can say. I said I was an astronaut that went to the moon one time on a date. Whoa, you're just like Luda. I say I was a singing telegram. I was. I sang one telegram and then I quit, you know.

So I still say I was a singing telegram. I feel like that's what she went to a training. You did do it. She went to the orientation and she was like, you know what? I'm too beautiful for this. I'm going to go become a famous actress. Yeah. So let me ask you this.

What do you? believe about anything? And more specifically, the cake boss hand curse. Yes, I believe there's a hand curse going on up for cake makers. Yeah. And also, what was the name of the person that wrote in? Caitlin wrote in about Cake Boss, but it was Stephen who emailed about the Hollywood Reporter article.

I just want to say to Caitlin that I saw the article, and I meant to pull it for this week, about his hand getting crushed. And I thought a very similar thing, which means that I believe you. Wow. I was right there with you inside of your head, putting your child to bed. So next time you put your child to bed,

I want you to know, I'm there. And I'm watching your life through your eyes. And I don't want you to be scared because I'm going to give you lots of good advice, and I'm going to give up my life to forever watch your life through your eyes. Yeah. Man, they make...

Is that scary? that scary thing to say? These two guys make some fucking cakes, bro. Yeah, they know how to make a cake. Yeah, dude. What tragedy, man. Somebody please, they made a show with them. It's called like Cake Man versus Cake Man or something.

Cake Kiss. Buddy versus Duff. It's just Buddy versus Duff. Yeah, yeah. What are you guys talking? That is insane. Cake kissing, kissing through cakes. What if they have to burrow their tongue through the cake

until their tongues kiss and then they have to put their face through the rest of cakes and then they kiss that way. As long as they don't have to give each other a hand job. Yeah. I'm making fun of them. I guess we believe. There you go. There you go. Something's going on. I love that. Don't worry guys. It's time for the list. Oh, who's on the list. Jackie, got to have that list. Truly bizarre celebrity facts that I still think about from time to time. And there are a couple on here that we already know. Yes, we know the fact that it is a very good possibility that Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey might be half brothers sharing the same father, famous hitman Charles Harrelson.

Love it. There's that one. This is another one that I'm going to breeze right past because I think that we've also read this on another list, that Jack's Black's mother, but this is such a great fact that if you don't remember it, you should. Jack Black's mother is engineer Judith Love Cohen, speaking of going to space, who helped create the system that rescued the Apollo 13 crew. In fact, according to a tribute, one of her other sons wrote after her death, she actually

went to her office on the day that Jack was born. When it was time to go to the hospital, she took with her a computer printout of the problem she was working on. Later that day, she called her boss and told him that she had solved the problem, and oh yes, the baby had been born. I think she's lying. I think she's lying about

the Apollo 13. Yes. I'm calling it right now. I think she's lying about her space fancies. Go on. This is not celebrity conspiracy. Holden. Next week. We believe. I was a singing telegram for a day. have worked on the Apollo 13 crew

for a little bit. There you go. Oh, she did. There you go. She did. Well, did you know the fact that one of the first years Katie Perry attended the Grammys? She shared her dressing room with Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. She asked them each for a lock of their hair and they obliged. Perry put bows on them and kept them in her purse.

That's like some voodooy kind of thing. That's like a witchy thing. I think that Miley and Taylor knew it was a voodoo witchy thing and so they cursed their own hair before they gave it to her. And that's why Katie Perry's star has fallen, well, bears have risen. They touched their hair and looked at it

when you suck, you're shit. Yeah. Your dog shit. And they cursed it and they gave it to her. Because back then, Katie Perry was like, you know, really up there in terms of like fun pop divas who people were loving. And now where is she?

I will say she just announced. Voting for the conservative candidates in the L.A. mayoral. She just announced she's putting out a big fun pop album too soon. We got a lot of fun pop album too soon. We got a lot of fun. fun pop albums coming here in the next few months. I'm pretty excited.

But hasn't she gotten a little weird? Like hasn't she gotten like explicitly weird? She sells her scented shoes. And yeah, I think she, I mean, I think anybody who, uh, was married to Russell Brand is probably going to be a little cuckoo. Yeah. Banana. Am I putting in Katie Perry bad woman?

I know. That's, I didn't know what to search. Yeah. Katie Perry sucks now a little bit, question mark. Sented shoes? I mean, we know about the scented shoes. And that, I mean, talk about getting the yik. But that's deep state.

Sinted shoes are deep state for sure, right? Or whatever. Oh, is Katie Perry a scented shoes, Sia? I think so. She's at least like, I'd say she's at least, again, like some kind of animatronic or something. Like a Chuckie cheese sort of robot woman, I'd say. Whoa. She does have a little bit of a feeling of being an animatronic, especially because in my house,

we watch a lot of the Roar music video. and it has extreme Chucky Cheese vibes. Love it. Love that song. I'm sorry for you, MJ. I know. It is not her best word.

It's really not. I like Roar. That song kind of annoysy. I like Roar. And I loved her Super Bowl halftime and Roar was a thing. I loved her Super Bowl after time too. That was a good one.

That was a good one. Left chart. Yeah. That album was great. The album with California girls and everything. I just feel like she hasn't stayed at that level since that time.

She needs, yeah. And you need to get yo kids listening to that teenage dream. That's what a really. Teenage dreams are great. That's the great, Katie Perry stuff. There are many great,

but they come home and they asked, I can't remember I told this show on this, I told this on the show before, but last year, Freddie came home from pre-K. All the kids came home for pre-K one day and asked all their parents to listen to Eye of the Tiger.

And all the parents started playing. Didn't we all go through an Eye of the Tiger phase, though, as kids? I definitely did. That was the only song in existence. That's the problem. You think you're excited. You're excited.

Your kid's asking to listen to Eye of the Tiger. That's fantastic. You start playing, and then all the four-year-olds across this neighborhood in Brooklyn are all screaming at their parents. That's not I of the tiger, not that one. And it turns out they all meant Katie Perry's roar. Oh, no. I got the eye of the tiger. That was a very big disappointment for a lot of parents.

But weren't they wild by? Dda-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-bber. I mean, they didn't fucking get into that. I did like muddle. This is a lightning. This is electric. Yeah. Yeah.

They like, they like a good, they listen to a lot of like Boston. and Metallica and stuff with their dads. Love it. Yes, hell yeah. You're raising them right is what you're doing. Put on some Chicago. Yeah. All right.

I'll make them a playlist. And town. I made the playlist for your wedding. It's time for me to start making playlist for your children. I will, I'll make sure that they grow up right. That would be great, actually. Well, hopefully this won't be happening to them because Ben, Ben, Biddin, bin Dundundit Benedict Cumberbatch was once kidnapped in South Africa.

Whoa! He was driving with friends back to the set of To the Ends of the Earth when their tire blew out. Armed men asked them for money and their drugs. They were smoking weed and then tied them up and put them in their car, later putting Cumberbatch in the trunk before tossing him on the ground in the middle of nowhere

and letting them go. I will say how he got out. He said, sure, I'll give you money. As long as you can say my name. He couldn't do it. Nothing catch. He's a real rumple stiltskin. He's like, say my name.

name one single time in a correct way. I couldn't. Yeelin halo. What about the fact, okay, that Robert Pattinson once came up with the idea of a portable pasta dish you could hold in your hand called Piccolini-Costino. Whoa, you said that, or does an Elevantini shit al-alini in the woods? I got gooched. I got a little gooch with it.

and created a prototype using a Panini press, which he presented to Sugarfish co-founder, Lille Massen Minene, who was unimpressed by it. Didn't want it. Didn't want a little Panini press of pasta. And also, Robert Pattinson, we also don't want you doing this in our private schools because Robert Pattinson was once kicked out of an elite British private school

because he was stealing and reselling porn magazines at school. I mean, that's fine. That's good. I'm still trying to wreck my mind around what this invention of his was. It's a portable pasta dish you hold in your hand. Sounds like a bowl, Robert. Yeah, it sounds like, yeah, you just put it in a bowl and then you can walk with it in your hand.

Or you can just scoop it up and start just fucking, I lack the strings in my mouth, Mom. I'm someone say to my mom next time. I say, I don't eat with forks anymore, Mom. I didn't know this because I will say I never sought it out. that the Paris Hilton sex tape starts with a memorial screen of those who died in 9-11. What? Apparently, I don't remember that at all.

Up top, it says, if the flag behind it, in memory of 9-11-01, dot, dot, dot, we will never forget. I guess I never watched like the full tape. I just found clips online. So I guess that's why I wouldn't remember this. I don't think I sat and fully appreciate it. What a bad sex tape, too, is it's like a night vision. it looks like she's like a hostage in like Iran or something. You know what I mean?

Well, it was a tape. I mean, I don't, I'm not exactly familiar, but like she didn't know she was being recorded, right? Is that? I thought that was the Kim K tape was non-consensual. Kim K was non-consensual. I didn't know if the Paris was one. Am I right about that? Maybe, no, I think that the Kim K thing is actually that she kind of arcs the conspiracy.

These are different things that like I just simply never looked into because I was like, I don't want anything popping up. I don't want to see it. I have absolutely no desire to watch any of this. So I've just never really looked into it. I might be super wrong. If you know the email, if the answer, email us at page 7 podcast at gmail.com. Yeah, I might be.

I feel like some of these sex tapes, it was like, oh, they did it to make themselves famous. But then you want to be skeptical of that narrative too because you're like, that just sounds a little slut shamy, you know? Well, I think that King Kay's, wasn't it like the word on the street was that it was Chris Jenner? Who had leaked it? Who had it distributed? Right.

Distributed. My mouth is not working today. I love it. Thank you. Because Kim sued over it, over it being distributed. Yeah, this is, I'm way out ahead of my skis here.

I don't know who did it on purpose. Who did it knowing that they were getting taped, but not wanting it to be distributed or who did it purposefully. I think it was probably George W. Bush or Dick Cheney if they're doing this 9-11 Memorial laptop or somebody on CLE Team 6 or something. Oh, I just.

That would make sense with the night vision. It was probably a SEAL Team 6th. member, one of the six. Oh. And they were going, or for for, or for. Right, right. You're so confident in your ability to give a boner that you don't even think that a 9-11 tribute is going to like kill people's donors before they jerk off to you, you know.

Yeah. I've never been that good. Many of a boner fell that day when they saw me. No. Sorry. Well, did you know, this actually makes a lot of sense. Nicholas Cage was convinced as a child that he was an alien. He said his father told him he felt like he had to introduce himself to me because I was

such an alien and that he was shocked when he went to the doctor's office as a child and I found out that he had normal organs and a normal skeleton saying that he was certain he was from another planet. This is coming from the same man who also on this list claims that he remembers being

inside of the womb. I believe it. I believe it. I told Stephen Colbert, I know this sounds really far out and I don't know if it's real or not but sometimes I think I can go all the way back to in utero and feeling like I could see faces in the dark or something. I know that sounds powerfully abstract. But that somehow seems like maybe it happened.

Now that I'm no longer in utero, I would have to imagine it was perhaps vocal vibrations resonating through to me at that stage. That's going way back. I don't know. That comes to mind. I don't even know if I remember being in utero, but that has crossed my mind.

I don't even want. The statement ends with it being like, you know what? I'm actually not sure. I'm sure that this has nothing to do with ayahuasco or ketamine. I'm sure this is a normal takeaway based on normal drug. Drug habits.

Just regular drug habits. Well, I'll also have what she's having because Vanessa Hudgens believes she can talk to ghosts. She says, I've accepted the fact that I see things and I hear things. The unknown is scary. But I recently was like, no, this is a gift and something that I have the ability to do.

So I'm going to lean into it. That's what she told Kelly Clarkson. And I say, gavaha. Last but not least, which of course I've got to say, I've always got to bring it up, the fact that Kesha has had sex. With a ghost. Yeah.

She fucked a ghost. It's just what I want for my life. She banged the ghost. What do you believe? Do you think Vanessa Hutchins talks a ghost? Do you think that Keisha fucked a ghost? Yeah. Yes and yes.

All right. You know what? Vanessa Hutchins should be happy because she set the prototype for what Taylor Swift just did. Vanessa Hutchins walked so that Taylor Swift could run, you know? Whoa. In terms of her character in high school musical, don't you think? Hugenator over here. I had absolutely no idea.

Travis is Zach Ephron. Oh, bed on it. Bet on it. Yeah. Bet on it, bet on it. Absolutely. And Viva Las Vegas.

And I'm coming for you, Jack Black's mom. So you're a fucking liar, dude. She's not. I don't believe it for a moment. Apollo 13, the movie one. You could have worked on a lesser note Apollo. Sure. I bet she also knew that the Challenger was going to blow up,

but she didn't tell anybody. I know something you don't know. And we're all like, please tell us. Many boners fell that day. All right, well, I think that's beautiful, but I can't even see my boner that I have currently. I'm sorry. That I'm rocking right now.

You shouldn't be hard right now. I don't know what's going on. I think I'm going. Blind. Items. Oh, we can't see him. The former wheelchair actor leaked the video intentionally in an attempt to steal the shine away

from the R&B, R&B Legends tour announcement. He is extremely competitive and believes that he is tracking better with women than he is. I'm sorry, can you say that again? The former wheelchair actor leaked the video intentionally in an attempt to steal the shine away from the R&B Legends tour announcement.

Drake. Drake, for sure. Draco Malfoy and his big limp cock. Speaking of penises, not being hard. Not hard talk. I don't know MJ if you looked up. Again, I tried to not look up the limp cock. MJ is nodding in. I-J is nodding with a knowledgeable smile. The problem with the Drake cock video is if you missed it, it was hard to. You can't find. Yeah. It was not hard. It was not. Yeah. So tell, I hate to ask this, but could you tell me about the video? Because I saw everyone saying he's just got a big giant dick. But also it was

hard? So were people, was it hot or not hot? Well, this is so the internet for you. All I saw were just the reaction joke videos. Exactly. To the video with like a guy holding like a really long hose and like swinging around and stuff like that. But yeah, I guess he had a big long one in his hand. Oh, by the way, this makes no sense to me this, this little theory here that the blind has going. Do you know the R&B Legends tour announcement? Do you know who that? is. We literally talked about him earlier quite a bit. So I'll give you that hit. Usher? Yeah. I thought he had a, doesn't he have a residency?

He announced a 2024 headlighting tour that will essentially be his eras. And then I wrote like this is, ew. But he wowed me, that was before he wowed me. Yeah, we were wrong. Yeah, Usher can have his little eras. I also got tripped up by a former wheelchair actor as a descriptor. Degrassi. Well, yeah, but I guess I was a little bit. assuming an actor who actually uses a wheelchair, not an actor who pretend used a wheelchair, you know, for a character.

Before times change. They always refer to Drake in these blinds as the former wheelchair actor, by the way. They don't want anyone to forget. Honestly, one of the discussions I had after this video leaked was why does Drake have something to prove so much if he's got such a big haunt? But I think that he has something to prove because he's on DeGrasi. Being on DeGrassey is the equivalent of having a tiny hog to Drake. You know, he will never get over.

Like the fact that he goes after young girls. Youngs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but doesn't he have like such a, like, a Napoleon, he seems to have such a Napoleon complex of like, I'm as good as the other boys. I'm as good as the other boys. But what's he so insecure about it with such a big hog?

I think it's DeGrasse. Whoa. That needs probably, I'm going to say it. Maybe he's not good at it. Oh, sure. He bet on that. Yeah, I bet on that, bet on that. Bet on it.

All right, well, the next one we got going. She is known for her easy interviews. But even the one named permanent A-list celebrity is not going to let this A-list singer-slash-a-list singer or the illiterate permanent A-list singer. All right, so there's two singers, this other singer's trying to trash. Who's the one-named interview? Renee Rapp.

No, who's the one-named permanent A-list celebrity? Who's the interviewer? who does a lot of interviews who is like bigger than Zeeway. No, bigger than God, bigger than Lord. Not Lord the singer, yes, Oprah. Who's a little weasel right now?

Who's a dirty little... Timotee. No, not Timitee. He's fine. Why is he a weasel? Who's a little... I just watched Dune. He's so good at...

He's a little... I hate to say it. And the poems we'll talk about in the leftovers, by the way. My God, those poems. No. Who's a singer man? who's such a little fucker.

He's such a fuck face. Oh, J.T. Yeah. And who would he be, who are the two women whose lives he's kind of had a hand in destroying that he'd like to go on an interview and shit all over? Brit Brit.

Brits? Yeah. And what was the other controversy? Speaking of Super Bowls that he was a part of. Oh. Oh, Janet Jackson. Yeah, so just apparently J.T. is considering a tell-all interview with Oprah

amidst the Brit Brit Brit, drama. There has been tail, but like Oprah honestly, why would you do that? I mean, I understand the ratings. I get, don't I mean, don't, I know why you do, but. I'm saying they don't want to, yeah, that she doesn't want to let him off the hook

that she would actually be not good for him. I hope he goes on and gets completely like railroaded by her. Yeah, that'd be amazing. That would be fun because she is a skilled interviewer, but usually she doesn't do like hostile, like deeply hostile interviews. Usually they are celebrity profiles.

not like interrogations. And pretty friendly ones. Exactly. You know, like less than Barbara Waba. Right. I think that we can say it here that we are officially like page seven stance like anti JT.

Right. Oh yeah. I can't even look at his face anymore. Just like get out of here. Yeah. Honestly, all everything reading the memoir, doing the whole thing,

whatever, whatever. The second that he said, I apologize to fucking nobody, that I was like, done. Like I could feel a, a cage come down.

I was like, oh, I don't like you anymore. Oh, my immediate thought was, this is me, dot, dot, dot, dot now. You suck. You suck. You are a suck, fuck, and I don't like you, and you're a butt suck and not, what is it, but slap? What is the name of the Charlie X-X song?

Kim Petrus. Whale cock? Oh, Kim Petrus, yeah, Kim Petrics. Rimjob was one of the names. Fucking this, fucking that is the one I'm probably most excited about because that's the most craziest name I remember for a song. I'm just so honestly, the only reason why I'm mad is that I am not currently like in my single rage days because like it sounds like that album is what I would listen to to go rage and I don't rage anymore.

And by the way, it's out tomorrow. So if you don't think this is going to be one of the most monumental episodes of Jacket with the Haldies this week, you are sadly mistaken. that what a convergence. Slutpop Miami drops on Wednesday. This is me dot dot dot now, colon a love story drops on Friday. It is going to be fucking wild on Twitch. Dot TV forward slash Holdenators Ho.

This is a huge week. So you got. Come hang out with us on Friday. You don't even have to sign up for Twitch. You can just come hang out and watch us. Just go to the website, Twitch. Twitch.tv. Forward slash Holdenators Ho.

Come hang out with us on Friday. It's going to be redompt. It's going to be insane. And you know I don't say that lightly. Yeah. She never says the word redonculus unless she means. I never say it. Unless she means it's going to be wild, bro.

All right. Shit house. Final blind. And I love it. This is such a cute little blind. This foreign born singer was never immensely popular here in the States like she was in the rest of the world where she's A plus. A plus list. That being said, it was rough on her, tough on her at a recent event here in Los Angeles where no one recognized her.

She told someone she wished name tags had been. give it out so people would give her some props which I it feels that one feels real to me she is a pop singer definitely is bigger in Europe but she just had like a huge resurgence with a fun gay song that the gays

all love ooh they're gay you're gonna need to give more because I'm not familiar with the song that dropped or am I it's the same word twice I think you are familiar with it it is we've definitely played it on check up with the holdies.

She's been around for a long time. I like her legs a lot. And we've talked about that before. She's leggy. And she's British. I think she's British. Is it that prom-pram song? Where's it?

Prum-pram? Yes. God damn it. God-dem it. Yes. Am I about to Google prom-prong? I know. I'm like trying to not Google it.

Her first name, she shares. with an annoying an annoying celebrity what is another thing I could say her last name rhymes with Vogue Kylie Minogue Yes

Wow Jackie good work I was not gonna get there She recently attended the premiere of the film I couldn't even look it up because I don't know how to spell the padam, madam Adam Adam Adam I couldn't know

I couldn't even look it up so I was like god damn it I'm just like putting in like just PHs R's EPs. Yeah. I love this idea of like, can we fucking do name tags? I'm dying over here. I got, I'm getting nothing. If I had a damn name tag, everybody, that's just such a funny, real moment to me. I believe it. You know, it's so funny. But also, to be fair, I don't think that I would notice Kylie Minogue. Yeah. I'm not familiar enough with her. I feel like I'm celebrity blind,

though. Do you guys not have that? Like, I feel like I've only, I've never recognized a celebrity myself, I've only been with people who recognized that a celebrity was more presence. I've never, I never. Some people have that skill and they love having that skill. They're so good at it. And then, yeah, for me, I rarely, I was on the train with Adam Scott the other day. Okay. I was just like us. Oh my God. He was just like on the train. I saw Carrie Elway's at a wine bar a couple of weeks ago. And that, and for me as a princess brighter, I was just like, oh my God, it's Creole. Oh. You know, you'll like, you'll like. this Jackie, apparently Mr. Bear Man likes to frequent a coffee shop that I have heard.

Yes. We, there is a Jeremy Allen White in the neighborhood. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Who regularly frequents a spot that someone we know is at all the time. A friend of hours, yeah, a friend of hours was there. I'm trying to be vague because I don't want to speak out of turn. I'm trying to be very vague on purpose.

It was the day of the Golden Globes. and they came in and they saw them at the coffee shop and he had come in for like multiple coffees. Obviously he was probably bringing it to like a team of people. But also, also he was the one picking up the coffees to go meet up with the team of people. He's just like, oh, that makes me want to die. That's just what Carby would do.

Oh my God. And apparently he was in his tidy whiteies. Like he was Donald ducking it in tidy whiteys and a t-shirt. It was great. You can see the V and the V like went down to his cat. He's like, just put the cappuccino down here. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, skeet, skeet.

He was like, oh, I'll put my own cream in and he just skied it into the coffee. And every, can you imagine if that happened, I would faint. I'd just be like, ha! I'd cartoonishly fall on the ground if he did that. What do you do with that cape? You know, it's just like, what is going on? This prestige actor was just seen coming at his own coffee in a L.A. neighborhood. Yeah, what a blind.

What a crazy blind. All right, that's it. I can see you again. We've made it to the end of this episode. What a blast. Good time. Yeah. Great times.

And I had so much fun. I had fun being my little Dune baby. I had fun watching the Super Bowl afterwards. I got all horned up, which is kind of nice because you know what? Mondays over on the Patreon are already our horny Mondays because we have the book chapter release. So it was kind of nice getting all horny

for Usher on a Monday watching the halftime show. So I just want to say thank you Super Bowl for giving me this opportunity to open my eyes to Escher. How brave. And I say thank you. That was brave. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. Thank you. You can thank me if you want. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome.

And my name is Jackie Zbrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. And you can come hang out with MJ and I. This is just, we're just, we're slow out the gate because MJ is insane. insanely new to the Sims, but come hang out. Twitch.tv. forward slash, oh, no, it's Jackie. Wednesday mornings, 8.30 a.m.

8.30 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. 11.30 a.m. Eastern standard time. MJ and I, I'm teaching MJ about the Sims. So if you're curious about the Sims, if you're curious about what the hell, MJ and Jackie you're going to talk about as they drink their coffee in the morning, come hang out with us. Also, what else?

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You get our bonus episodes, The Leftovers, which we're going to record out right after this and talk about all the articles we didn't talk about here. And also, Twitch.com. 4 slash Holdenators. Oh, I mean, I stream every week, but this week in particular is like a can't miss. I mean, Twitch.combe, 4 slash Holdenator's O, Jack up with the Holies. It'll start at 6 p.m. ET like normal, but I think a couple hours in, we're going to begin the drunken watchalong of This Is Me. Dot, dot, dot, now, a love story. And if you're not a colon, you forgot a cold. Oh, sorry, colon, a love story for sure. I think that colon has cancer.

We have to make sure. She paid for it herself. You got it. be able to say every part of the name. I know, man. I can't. Yeah, that colon itself costs a bill. Knowing that means no one could say no. I need to look up who wrote this movie. I'm so excited for this.

I mean, and everyone had to do it. But anyways, we'll talk about it more on the leftovers. Thank you so much. Also, page type of podcast at gmail.com. Please write in with your conspiracy theories. Loving them. Appreciate them always. And that's it.

MJ? My name is MJ. I'm learning about the Sims on Wednesdays with Jackie. And I'm MJK L Kat on Insta. All right. Do we sing the song? Sing the song. Shout, shout, shout, let it all out.

These are the emails that you run it. We're going to read them to you. Sing them to you. Come on. Oh, God, I screwed it. Scream them. It's time for the page seven shoutouts. I'm going to kiss them all.

Sorry. Your girl was just sitting here thinking. about Riverdale Roundup and thinking about how, God, I just, you know what, I miss the theme song and sometimes I sing it to myself. So I'm just like you and I know you miss the theme song too. And maybe this is something to do with the first shoutout with Bridget talking about deeply missing Riverdale Roundup. And I just want you to know Bridget. I do too. And I do miss hating Riverdale so much. But anyway, that's not what I'm here to talk about. I am here to say thank you so much for sending in your shoutouts to page 7 podcast at gmail.com.

Have a shout out you want to share? Just have like a question for us. Like someone hit us up asking about the quitting smoking book that we had recommended a long time ago. Always hit us up. You're always welcome page 7 podcast at gmail.com with absolutely anything. Got a list you want me to read? Got a tidbit of information you want us to know.

Page 7 podcast at gmail.com. And like I said, first shout out goes out to Bridget. Bridget says, I am writing to give my. myself a shout-out for completing my graduate school program and passing my licensure exam this month. I am now a licensed master social worker. I started my program back in 2021 at my dream university, and I was so ecstatic to be accepted into its social work program. However, I had serious imposter syndrome when I started. I hated speaking in class and felt so unsure about the quality of my written assignments. In addition,

For my field education requirements, I worked as an intern at an agency that provided therapy to children and families who experienced various types of traumas. This was my first exposure to providing therapeutic services, and I felt extremely intimidated. I am proud to say that I have grown so much since 2021. I slayed my assignments and graduated with a 3.9 GPA! Oh my God, Bridget! I was able to engage in immensely rewarding workers. my clients at my internship as well. I learned that I really enjoy working with people during some of their

hardest days and seeing them make such amazing progress. A big sigh of relief that 18-year-old me was right in choosing social work as her major forever ago, L.O.L.L. I feel so much more confident in my abilities and am so excited to enter the real world as a social worker. I am so thankful to my sisters for supporting me through everything. They are such wonderful friends, and are responsible for 99.99% of my laughter. Shout out to them for staying on the phone with me while I sobbed about all my frustrations and anxieties on multiple occasions.

I would punch a hole in the moon for them! And thank you guys at page 7 for bringing so much positivity every week. I look forward to hearing from y'all each episode. MJ and Jackie, I deeply miss Riverdale Roundup. Shout out to you, Bridget. I haven't been able to bring myself to watch the last episode because I don't want it to end. Holden.

Thank you for being the Swifty Advocate on the show. show. You represent us well, and I appreciate your service. Ah, your wonderful, Bridget, and congratulations. Oh, and thank you. Can I just say thank you for being a social worker. I know it doesn't matter. Thanks for me, but I just want to say, I really appreciate your hard work. And to all of the social workers out there, I'm sending my love. I hope you feel a hug around your face from me, if that is what you wish. Anyway, we're moving on to our next shout out. There is a trigger warning of pet loss. And Claire, appreciate you saying that up top, trigger warning for pet loss, everyone. Claire says, I'm giving a shout out to myself.

2023 was one of the most difficult years of my life. I said goodbye to my three guinea pigs in quick succession, and I grieved hard. I struggled to get through the day without my constant companions. I didn't realize how deeply grief could sink its claws in, especially after experiencing losses of family and loved ones before. no one ever taught me about grief. Claire, I see you, I feel you, I hope you feel validated. No one teaches us about grief. We don't know what it is. We don't know how to deal with it. And then every time when you're like, oh, I should be over this by now or oh, why am I feeling so intensely? It's like because it's a huge trauma and sending so much love to you, Claire, and for your piggies. And on top of that, I ended a toxic friendship, had COVID twice, and was fired from a soul-sucking job. I felt like I couldn't catch a damn break. Despite the challenges last year brought, I continued to go

to therapy, tell friends and family I love them, and ask for help when I needed it. Congratulations, Claire. Because of this, I celebrated what? Ten years of sobriety, worked through my grief, created healthier boundaries, and started to create a better

life for myself. And of course, when I was ready, I adopted five baby guinea pigs who needed a loving home. Didn't expect to bring home five, but I have the means and I am a crazy guinea pig lady. They are the first ones to greet me every morning by weak, weak, weaking for a treat, much to my partner's chagrin.

There's such precious tater tots. I love them so much. I went to scream. And also, Claire, thank you so much for sending pictures of them because I also want to kiss them so much. I want to scream. And I'm sending piggy love out to your babies. And Claire says, to be honest, they are fantastic, though misunderstood pets. I highly recommend that anyone who wants a couple goofy little pigs to check out your local rescue.

I found so much healing and laughter. When I listen to page seven, I can put everything aside for a while and laugh my monster fucking ass off. Hell yes. You are truly rays of sunshine on the days I need it. Shout out to myself for getting through it all. And for anyone else who is glad to put last year behind us. To anyone who is struggling, ask for help. This year I am taking better care of myself, spoiling my guinea pigs, and feeling

very grateful and we are very grateful for you, Claire. Oh, give little whi-d-wit-w kisses to your babies for me. And also, yes, to anyone who is struggling, ask for help. It's so difficult to do. I know that Claire, nor I say this very easily, because I understand what being in that place is when you feel like you can't turn to anyone

and it's so difficult and it's so important. And I'm sending you love if you feel like, you know what, I do need to go ask for help. I'm sending you the love and the support right now to do it, to take care of yourself. I love you and I appreciate you. Now, last but not least, we just have a little birthday shout out that Jen, because we've got a birthday, and I know that you technically, Jen, we're writing in the shoutout for MJ, but I want to shout out you, Jen, because it's also your birthday, because Jen says,

my ears perked up in a previous episode when you guys were talking about the release date and watch along of, this is me, dot, dot, dot, now, colon, a love story. Again, that's on Friday, Friday, February 16th. I got especially excited when MJ said it was going to be released the day before their birthday. I'm so happy to add MJ to the list of celebrities I share a birthday with. This list includes the likes of Paris Hilton, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Denise Richards, and Felipe Candeloro, among others. MJ, I hope you have an amazing birthday weekend, and if you're like me, you'll be celebrating the whole month of February. However, if you're looking for a quiet day in, I'll just point out that both footloos,

and Bill and Ted's excellent adventure were released on February 17th in their respective years. Cheers, Jen, and happy birthday to you too, Jen. And also, your headshots, oh my God, you look amazing. Are you a demon? And I mean that in the best question way possible

because you look fucking fabulous. Anyway, shout out to you, Jen. Happy birthday, babe. Hopefully you'll come join us as we do our watchlong of This Is Me. Dot, dot, dot now, colon a love story on Friday. And if you can't because you're like too busy, celebrating the night before your birthday? I completely understand. I'm sure we're going to pop it up

on the Patreon if you miss it on Friday. So don't worry. Just check out patreon.com slash page seven podcast and we, I'm sure we'll pop up the video so that you can video. The video. What am I? Alaria? You'll have the video. Sorry, I just, you know, fall back into my roots every once in a while. Anyway, so much love out to Bridget, Claire, and Jen. And thank you guys so much for sending in your shoutouts. You can send in your own shout-out. to page 7 podcast at gmail.com. We read everything that comes through, so I just really appreciate,

even if it's just a high hello. We always love it. And I love the guinea pig shout out today. I love guinea pigs, Claire. I don't know if you know this. Anyway, sorry. Nah, this is not Jackie's book club. This is not the time for you to just be talking to yourself.

Anyway, love you guys so much. Have a great day. Have a great week. And we will be back next week. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors. You can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.