Page 7 - Ep. 541: It's Giving Reanimated Corpse

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout how the Town shall never be as Crazy as it used to be with the loss of Shifty Shellshock, The Bear Season 3 hits the ground runnin' and roarin', Katy Perry decides to ruin all good faith she has to drop a "female empowerment" album with Dr Puke, Justin Timberlake worries about the World Tour as well as his many many many problems and apparently several journalists are just hearing about martinis, a discussion on Golden Retriever men, babygirl, and other categories of men and useful info from the Youtz, Kendricks pop up show where HE JUST KEPT PERFORMING Not Like Us and set up a united front to call Drake a pedophile, the streets of NY are filled with felines again as Cats: The Jellicle Ball opens, and MJ is struck by a terrible crave... A Poo Crave! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did JT Plan It All Along?? And in The List - Just General Tidbits about iconic movies and tv shows, Blindz and DA SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

version of the day the music died because Shifty Shell Shock from Crazy Town has passed upon this day. And to you, I say, come, come, my lady, come, my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby, come my lady, you're my pretty baby, I make you like shit, you make me go crazy. That song, and you know what, this might not be as epic as the original day the music died, but that song pops into my head I'm going to say at least once every other week. So you know what? Shifty, what's it? Shifty Shelfi from Crazy Town. I just want to say this episode goes out to you. I mean, I've heard a Crazy Town, but honestly I had never heard Shifty Shell Shock's name. Yeah. So RIP. There you go. Well, don't worry. I'm pretty sure it's not his original name. Yes.

So I don't think that his mother, you know, I don't think it's like a by-bird. kind of thing. You know, I think it's fun. Let's name him Shifty. Ah, Shifty. Ah, yes, we shall attach a new metal chain ball necklace around him. For you see, Shifty has been born upon this day. Man, what an era of music talking about how good they are.

Talk singing. Yeah, talk singing about like eating girls out, like how good they are at, you know, loving the ladies. They really, in the 90s, they thought that they all. had it down. Pat. And also, I mean, lines like, hey, Sugar Mama, come a dance of me, come a dance of me. Hey, Sugar Mama, you know, that? Talk about having my panties drip. Someone just, someone calling me Sugar Mama. It's like, it's my everything. It's everything that I need. Oh my God. MJ, I was totally, I know this isn't talking TV, but I was totally thinking about you

yesterday because we're rewatching the bear. And, man, I think about you every time I look at cousin. Oh, I love cousin. I think I'm also not to try, I'm not trying to steal your man here. You know, I'm, I'm a rat face, jaw all day kind of bitch. And that is, yes, short for Jeremy Allen White. But cousin's really doing it for me right now. Yeah, man. There's an alternate timeline where I just marry a big, dumb bro. Yeah. Man. Right off into the sunset towards the wings. In the first episode, I only bring that up because he keeps calling. he keeps calling, oh God, I'm forgetting her name, I owe Ediberi's name in it. Sidney.

He keeps calling Sidney's sweetheart, and he's like, ah, sorry, I'm just Italian. It's just what we do. Anthony from Milf Manor. We're not talking about Milk Manor. We're not talking about Milf Manor right now. How dare you invoke it already? That's a talking TV conversation. What a filthy dog.

I'm a little dog. I just dogs through. These old Italian men, they'll never change. They'll never change. Yeah, man. He had love. He had it right in front of him. Lydia or whatever stupid name was.

Lynette, you ass. All right. You keep Lenet's name out of your mouth. You keep her name. Okay. I will slap you. I'm saying she was good and love. I want to be with Lynette.

Yes, no, she's good. Lynette be with me. Lynette is too good for all of us. Rewatching the Bear is a great idea because Bear season three is coming so soon. I think it drops today. Oh, fuck, really? Yeah. Oh, man, I'm not emotionally ready for that.

That's why I want to rewatch the first two seasons to get back in my head because Jeff and I were having like a long talk about like, he's like, I think about the Forks episode all the time and I think about the Christmas episode all the time. Oh my God, the Christmas episode. Oh, the Christmas episode. Oh, the Christmas episode. But again, yes, the Bear season three is coming out, but I'm sorry. We're not talking about talking TV.

We're talking about fun, weird music like crazy. City Town and Katie Perry. Katie Perry, I am a woman. I am strong. I have legs and feet. I thought that maybe you would sing the little fragment of this song that we got at the top of the show. Oh, no, I can't even do it. I can't even replicate it.

I am a girl. I have to keep re-list. The dent. Are you listening to? It's like when we were trying to sing karma and we couldn't, it was just so not good, we couldn't even get it in our head. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, so soft, so strong.

It is, all right. I am usually like, and I have a Katie Perry defender. You are a Katie. You are. I really like never really over. I feel like that song got passed over. It was such a good, I think, like, song of the summer that no one gave a shit about. I don't know.

I just liked, I thought her residency looked fun. in Vegas and her fruit. I don't like the fruit shoes. Oh, you don't like the fruit-scented flip-flops, Holden? Yeah, I wasn't a big fan of them. That's our Roman Empire. We never let that die when we talk about Katie Perry. I don't think she thinks about it anymore.

No. But we think about it. I think she forgot about that that project existed completely. I like Legolas. You know what I mean? I like that. I like Legolas. You like her friendship with Orlando Bloom?

But that's the thing. As I've always, and everybody knows this, canon. I always wanted to bang Leggolus, but I never wanted to bang Orlando Bloom. Yeah. I understand the distinction. Very different. Elizabeth Town, you know? This song is maybe

worse and more like, I don't even know how to describe it. It's like, it's more rote and like boring and weird even than karma, I think. It is. I think karma is terrible. It actually is, I think. The pitch meeting the pitch meeting for this song was like,

okay, everyone seemed to tolerate Roar, but they really didn't like the direction it was going. What if we take the worst parts of Roar, take away all the good parts, and we just lean in, and then we take that song that everybody thought was Katie Perry in 2016, that they played at the DNC for Hillary's entrance music, this is my fight song, take back my life song. I'm so mad that you're singing that and it's going to get stuck in my head. It's fake Katie Perry. If you talk to most people, my casual lived experience is that 90% of people think that's Katie Perry and it's not, I don't even know who it is because I don't want to know. I still think it's Katie Perry. I don't believe it. I still

think it's not her. But it's like, what if we took the worst kind of like vacuous girl power parts of Roar and that song, fight song, and then we put it out in this like creepy music video where you don't look like Katie Perry anymore and you produce it with Dr. Luke. What are we doing? and Katie Perry. So of course, that is like the big story that is coming from Katie Perry. So as we all know, Katie Perry left her reality show. She's like, I'm starting new music. Everyone was, I guess, lukewarm excited, Dr. Luke warm. And that's because she's continuing to work with Dr. Luke, who we all know is like, man, a badman, a very, very bad person to especially create a female empowerment song with.

What are you? Like, it's not a secret that Dr. Luke is bad. It's not a secret if you're in the music industry. I don't think it's a secret for anybody. But there is, could we, have you heard of Kesha, Katie Perry? Have you heard the song praying? Do you know what it's about?

Like, how, what, how do you make a female empowerment song with Dr. Luke? It is like a, that's like a 30 rock joke. Like, what, like, I'm gonna make a female empowerment song with like, famous rapist. What? I am also so surprised because they're like of course she's getting a lot of backlash continuing to work with Dr. Luke, but then someone talking about like her PR system said she was

advised against working with him but was also advised to tone down the sex appeal but she is ramping it up. You mean in that clip that we just watched about I am fierce I have a voice. That's her not toning down her sex appeal. So soft. So strong. So strong. It sounds like an AI version of a Katie of a Katie Perry song. You know what I mean?

Like if you said like... That's what people are even accused. I'm like reading this other article right now where people are like, are these AI lyrics? And then she deleted that TikTok apparently, if this article is correct, confusingly, Katie Perry that deletes her additional TikTok, which teased her single, which furthered rumors that the song was in fact written by AI. I don't understand how I don't get that part. But anyways, but then she put, I guess she put a different clip up of the song and it sounds better the clip she put up,

which is like maybe more the chorus. I don't know what's going on. But anyways, it sounds like a different song. Whoa. Wow. Wait, let me, I just watched it on what I thought was her Instagram earlier, but let me just make sure that what I saw was on her Instagram. This is so weird.

Well, this is TikTok though. But here, I'll send you this article I'm looking at. This is so bizarre. It's happening. It sounds like an if you, yeah. So her, it is. I mean, I don't know if what's on her Instagram is the original or not. But wow, the first comment is this written by AI question mark.

Yeah. It is a video. It is this her being doing the so soft, so strong and then kissing. Kissing her arm. And it is it is like if you told an AI like write like Hillary Clinton's entrance music for the 2016 DNC and have Katie Perry sing it, you know? Yeah, I feel like we're going to get like, definitely, there's definitely a verse about wearing pantsuits.

Yeah, but still, even the, I'm sorry, but even the chorus is, it's a woman's world and you're lucky to be living in it. What are you talking about? It's a woman's world and you're lucky to be living in it? What year is this? What is that mean? There's so much interesting,

pop, especially my lady pop singers right now. There's so much like... I think that's also what it is. Honestly, Holden. I think it's like listening to even just a snippet of this after listening to Brat, after listening to all these other like amazing pop songs. Like you like you pop up espresso and how like hard espresso hits in your brain. And you listen.

It's a la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Living in it. I feel unlike. Lucky listening to the song, I feel like I lost at gambling. And I'm sorry to be the first one on this episode to bring up Taylor. Taylor's been on the mind all week. She's been in the news. But it was me.

You can email and yell about me and not hold in. Well, she hates women. So she's not living in a women's world, MJ. She's not living in a women's world. But I will say this about Taylor Swift, even if you find her music kind of borough snorro and I understand. How dare you? I'm not saying. Understandable.

It is understandable. Understandable, right? But even like I'm thinking of. of that song that we and my family are shorthand for it is the corporate feminism song, but my kids love it at the one, if I was a man. Yeah, it's catchy at least, even if you're not going to write a dissertation on the politics of it. It is catchy, and it makes a fine point, like, you know, a fine and simple point. If I was a man, would things be different? Great question. My six-year-old thinks it's a very interesting question, right? But so good job, Taylor.

Katie Perry's truly, like, how can you have this much of a boring, like, idea and music? And then also just, again, not to comment on her looks too much, but just Katie Perry coming back after, like, a long hiatus. And she just, like, looks different. She looks kind of like her face is not really lighting up like a human. Corpse-esque, I would say. A little bit corpse. Yeah, it's giving corpse. It's giving reanimated corpse.

That's what everyone's saying. Her Instagram comments really are the state of like discourse online right now. It's either this was written by AI or she is on her Zipik. That's it. The only two comments. Those are the two issues. That's it. And that's-

In pop culture right now. Oh, man. I, you know, and I was, even when we were talking about her a few weeks ago and her like, what happened? And I did throw her, you know, I did call her out for her, like, becoming like, kind of seemingly like a proud conservative. but even I will defend that one Katie Perry album with all those songs, California girls and Teenage Dream.

Like, that's a fucking banger. It's a fun album. I love that album. I like, I wish, I love the Katie Perry documentary. I wish nothing but the best for her. But then to have her take this hiatus and also people wrote in about the various reasons why she had, like mental health stuff, like really having a hard time after her divorce from Russell Brand.

Like, you know, all of, which is very sympathetic. But then to come back with this. I mean, It's not, I guess it's not actively, oh, nope, never mind. I was going to say it's not actively harmful. And then I remember she's collaborating with Dr. Luke. And I guess that's the thing. It is actively harmful.

I was also going back and I was like, wasn't it Katie Perry? And yeah, it was in 2017 when she did that, when she set up 41 cameras in her apartment to live stream for 72 hours over a weekend before that album dropped. Do you remember that? Remember when we would like pull up the Katie Perry cam and it would just be her? like sleeping or her like she did this whole which is like 2017 like 2017 Katie Perry she's a huge star at that time you know what I mean like she made some fun weird choices yes and I really used to enjoy what Katie Perry did yeah I think she is a person with like talent and has who has made a lot of really fun and interesting things that is just not this no and it also and who wrote in when we

were talking about this saying that it's like it's because she continues to work with Dr. Luke and everyone keeps telling her to not work with Dr. Luke anymore. Now let's be real here. I imagine this situation is a lot more complicated than what we see on the outside is. For sure. I'm going to, I would assume that like she either can't leave Dr. Luke or like it's much more financially lucrative for her if she doesn't. Like there's got to be a reason, obviously.

I think that's, that she's not leaving. I think that's right. And I think it's, it's right. It's possible that there's like, uh, a justifiable reason, right? Like a contractual reason or something. And it's not just a complete lack of solidarity. That's what people are saying that she signed.

She signed a multi-album deal that she has to work with Dr. Luke. People are debating that, though. Then other people say it was a three-album deal and that she actually doesn't have to work with them. But yeah, they're saying it's a contract thing. This is my thing. This is my thought, though. I am going to go with the theory. This is a little bit of a celebrity conspiracy here right now, but go down.

All right, yeah, I love, I love to munch on some hag. There are. Put this horse into the rabbit hole, okay. Yeah, I don't know how you're going to fit us in. I, how do I get my hooves and eat this magic sugar cube so you could shrink down to the size of a rabbit and go into this fucking hole. Ney's delight. That's me as a small horse. Jackie will join us when she's done shrinking.

She'll join us in the hole. Clip, clip, clip. I'm too busy in my dressage competition. Oh. Would not be? Judge is given a four. Oh, come on. No, I would be the prettiest.

I would be the prettiest horse of the dressage, and everybody knows it. That horse is a truck. I think that horse has been drinking fireball. Give this a horse another fifth. I love to suck back the glue. I know the glue is made of me, but maybe the glue is made of you.

That horse smells like tequila. Yeah. Yeah. That horse gets that. That rubjata. Ed Larson and Amber Nelson from the brighter side here to check in with you. See how you're doing. Is your day more disappointing than a gas station sandwich?

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Get rabbit hole. Allegedly. I'm alleging right now. Okay. It's just there are nanomachines in the Ozympic. Whoa. It's creating AI technology inside of humans. Neuro chip.

Okay, yeah. I thought that was in the vaccines. I thought we were already neurochips. No, the AI is inside of, yeah, the vaccine, all of it. Oh, so we're double. So people get double chip. Yeah, swine flu. AI, vaccines.

You're just saying stuff now. Yeah. That's all I have to do, flat earth. Let's just say it out loud. I'm glad. You know, I have been waiting for this to become a flat earth podcast. Let's come full circle. Like, we used to yell about John Tra, but like, let's get into the brass tacks of how flat this earth is.

Can you see it? I don't see it. I don't know what horizon. Get fucked. Yeah. So anyways, that's my thought towards this. But that song is so fucking bad. And I'm so glad we have great pot.

I just, it always blows me away where I'm like, are you paying attention to the landscapes? It was the same thing with Jojo. It was like, are you just, are you just hearing what's happening right now in music? You know what I mean? Like, are you hearing what people are liking and responding to? And I have more patience for it for Jojo because she's just finding her voice. And I don't know, I guess maybe it's hard to be Katie Perry and be like, I made an album with like as many number one hits as like a Michael Jackson album. and how do I maintain that, you know?

Like I do think that's like a tough position for a pop star to be in. Yeah. But at least, again, at least with Jojo, we can kind of give her like, okay, like, this is your like starter set. Ah, give her a bottle of Titos. Yeah. And, you know, Katie Perry, honestly, I wish she had a bottle of Titos in this video. Yeah. They both need bad girl.

They both need to get bad girl. Jojo, J-Lo, and now we've got K.P. get together, start doing massive amounts of drugs. Yeah. You know what I mean? She's trying to give bad girl. I think let's get the three of them with a shaman in the desert or the woods. Yeah.

Learn about them so. Arawaska. Yeah, that's a good idea. I think Iowaska actually would solve definitely their two problems. Yeah, but do you think that ayahuasca would solve Justin Timberlake's problem? Is that what he needs? Does he need to be strapped out in some sort of, you know? you know, buy a shaman in a tent.

I think that we need to, I need, he needs to be gulping down some true psychedelics. I want to find out what makes JT. tick. And it can't just be booze. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There, there's just one martini, MJ. All he had was one martini. The video of him was that at MSG, like, first two things.

Yes, just looking suited out of his mind. He's definitely going through his bad girl face right now, by the way. Yeah, everybody needs to get on Justin Tim. Riverlake's level right now. Wait a second, so you are supporting Justin Timberlake through this. You were saying good job, Justin Timberlake. I'm just saying he's doing the right kind of hard drinking and drugging. Especially, yeah, when you've been married for a long time and you've got kids.

This is how you destroy your life. How to destroy your life. Remember that song? Take down like a perfectly functional, healthy woman with you. Yeah, like. He's a tiny horse in a rabbit hole right now for sure, bro. Slurping on glue. Someone in my neighborhood Facebook group was trying to give away their JT tickets for MSG the other day.

Whoa. And I was like, I have to actually do this. You should have taken them. Oh, my God, dude. I don't remember if it was one ticket or two. It must have been two. But she was like, I bought them for $4.75, which after taxes and everything comes up to $750. So she was like, if anybody wants these tickets.

And there was no comments on the post. But it's like, you know, obviously we all pay a lot of money for the concerts of the people we love. but I was like, man, we are paying $750 to see, zooted out, JT. And so I, like, saw that post, and I was like, I can't do this. And then I saw the video of him at MSG, and he looks, I mean, talk about reanimated corpse. Like, he looked so upset. He just looked like he was drunk and mad.

And, like, other drugs, too, I think, but, like, he had hate behind his eyes. Oh, yeah. He's pure. pure hatred. By the way, can I eat my own hat for a second and maybe a lot of it? Oh, yeah, man. Get to fucking, ooh, get out the A1. You know, we gave MJ a lot of shit last week for getting poo craved. You talking poo craved? You got poo craved. And I thought, oh, I thought I was so smart and you were so dumb. Also, wait, we should explain this because I believe this happened on the leftover. Yeah. Oh, it happened on the leftovers. For non-patri-on people, I saw a tweet that I thought was real. And- Because there's a real pop news Twitter account called Pop Crave.

Called Pop Crave that comes up in my feet a lot. And I was just so excited. And I saw it right before my eyes whilst we were recording. And I thought I had breaking news. I thought I had media literacy. And I thought I saw breaking news. And I said, he was on Poppers and Molly. And then I sent the link to Jackie and Holden at which they realized that it was not Pop Crave.

It was Pooh Crave. So I got Pooh Crave. You got Pooh Craved. And then I ate my hat. But I only bring this up because I'm. thought I was, oh, so wizened. And you were such a stupid, dumb idiot. But I, talking about cabaret, said that Alan coming was the, like, original whatever in the movie.

MC. And it said it's Gary Guy or whatever his stupid name is. Joel Gray, you ass. How dare you not give him the respect that he deserves? I'm sorry. It's a tea. It's a tea bag. is the original guy.

My bad, and I apologize. Honestly, Holden, smear a little bit of A1 over on this asshole. You're going to eat a hat? Because I think I need to eat a little asshole hat as well. Because I didn't realize. All right, Tim the Tollman, Taylor, what do you got for us? I've been saying Chapel Rones' name improperly. So, eat that hat.

I need more A-Wan, Daddy, but Daddy, I love it. It is, it's not Chapel Rowan, it's Chapel Roan. Now we know. Now I know. Now we know. Now we know. MJ, do you have anything, hat eating to do? I ate my hat last week.

I'm still recovering. Yeah, Brutgrave. It was so humiliating. It's going to take me a month. It was so embarrassing. I felt so stupid for you. I was like, what a dog. Stupid.

Ooh, I was so excited to have breaking news about him. You were so excited that I just remember that bed, but I was like, wait a minute. Pooh crave. Pooh grave. But, you know, I wasn't as excited as the little enthusiastic 23-year-old policeman who pulled him over, who is apparently known as the Sag Harbor Nazi.

Or the little red-headed dipshit, as he's also apparently referred to. Because he keeps pulling over the rich. riches and they don't like it. And he's very enthusiastic about being a cop and pulling over the richy riches. And that was what he did with JT. and as we have now learned, which we didn't know last week when we were recording, but we know now he was too young to recognize Justin Timberlake.

I'm also thinking he was such a boy scout. I'm realizing now it's like not even that he's young. He's a boy scout and has no life. And it wants to live by the rules. which, you know, it's like, I don't know what kind of cop is worse, you know, like, it's like, I mean, they all are. But like, just like, the idea of just like,

no, I am a sick laugh of the rule. Right. But he keeps pulling over rich people. It's sagged. The fact that he's called the Sag Harper Nazi is so funny. And then they have all these anonymous quotes from somebody whose first name is Spencer. Yeah, what?

Just one guy that hates him. But it's just like just one guy named Spencer. I love that name. Many of the people I've never. known whose name is Spencer are wealthy people. I'm sure that non-wealthy people are named Spencer. But this anonymous man named Spencer is just like, he pulled me over for making a Ui when no one else was around. He's too enthusiastic about pulling us over in Sag Harbor. We call him the Sag Harbor Nazi. Like I saw a tweet that was just like, ACAB, but, you know, like, it's kind of,

like, kind of fun that he's so enthusiastic about pulling people over. But also, yes, like a, you know, you don't want any cop to be too enthusiastic about that. job, but he didn't know. And you know what's funny? He's probably not too young to know the trolls franchise, but he probably just didn't know. You didn't know that was JT. That was JT. I think about JT all the time.

I don't think he, I think he's the kind of guy who's like, I don't watch movies. Maybe that kind of guy. I think he's one of those. Yeah, he's like, I only, I only paint figurines of like soldiers, right? Like, I think he's like, he definitely has a trade. Don't make fun of people that paint figurines. all right. It's a very nice hobby.

I know, but I'm just saying he only does that. Oh, okay. The Daily Mail headline about him is he's been infuriating the Hampton's elite for months. Not months. My favorite hobby is seeing how long I can go without masturbating. I just, you know what I mean? It's like that kind of stuff. And what is he going to do now that like every, like this is when it gets really crazy, especially the end of the summer, when all the

celebrities are gone. Like, I bet he's under lock and key, that little cop. I bet they are keeping him far away from everybody right now. I'm just saying, I know that it was poo crave, but when you look at the face of Justin Timberlake at MSG, tell me that that guy's... It screams, poppers, or Molly, or something. I mean, something's going on.

Maybe that's just, like, depression and alcohol, because I'm sure I've made that face before with only those two things going on with me. But he's just, he's having... He is struggling. And I'm... And I, you know what? I ate my hat last week,

but I'll also get a new hat and put it on in pride, because I said last week, before we knew the interaction that happened between him and the cop, I joked that he said three words for you, trolls world tour, which is actually pretty close to what actually happened. This is going to ruin the tour. What tour? The world tour. Which is, obviously, the memes have been fantastic.

They've been great, man. Can I just give it up for the meme makers out there that are really killing the world tour memes? Yeah, the memes have been very good. The best one, of course, being Macavity arrests all the cats. And old Deuteronomy says, this is going to ruin the ball. What ball? The gelico ball. Oh, my God.

I mean, I wasn't going to bring this up because I want to talk about, no, I want to talk about this email. Hannah, I just want to say thank you so much, who wrote in an email. And, you know, I was going to read this for the shoutouts, but I feel like this is important for us to circle back to from last. last week because Holden, you're a baby girl. Apparently, I'm a golden retriever. And MJ, you're like a class of your own, but honestly, you're giving Kieran Culkin.

And apparently what we were talking about last week with the different types of boyfriends that we were like, oh, this is old people garbage jargon. It might not be. We had a youth right in and said, actually, a lot of these are real. Now, Hannah does say golden retriever men are 100% a real thing. I would define it as the type of guy who has an ADHD personality, but is still kind, maybe a little dumb, but ultimately harmless and usually very loyal to the women they date and are able to be nice and chill around their girlfriend's friends. Okay.

Who's the golden retriever? Jackie. I'm the golden retriever. Now, you're the baby girl. Baby girl can be used both genuinely or ironically. The serious version, I feel, comes from. from the desire to find a hot man who is also so dedicated to you

to become non-threatening and dependent. I feel ironically, and usually, it's just used to jokingly describe any men to the left of Andrew Tate who seem remotely connected to their own emotions in any way. Okay, all right. What? I'm not a baby girl.

I think you're a baby girl. You're connected to your emotions, baby girl. I mean, I've definitely connected to my emotions, yeah, for sure. And you're to the left of Andrew Tate. I think we could confirm that. also Hannah does say these are just some this is just some highlights

I don't know a single person below the age of 40 who wants to fuck Duane the Rock Johnson and Hannah I need you to know you're the not the only person because we were shitting on last week saying that like what youth wants to bang Jeremy strong apparently

a lot of the youth want to bang Jeremy strong we were very very wrong about that and Handy says he is handsome talented serious and handled his negative press in a way that made me want him even more. But some other Gen Z heart throbs. Phil Dunphy from Modern Family, Kieran Culkin, Jason Bateman, Will Arnette, Charlie and Glenn from It's Always Sunny, which makes a lot of sense.

And me and my best friend's personal favorite, weirdo, is Lou Diamond Phillips. Really? So we've got to remember, too. It's like, who, like, when we were young, we all had, like, I feel like, I always wanted to bang Steve Buscemi. See, Wushemi's always been like an older dude in my eyes. We've got to remember the youth still want to bang the olds. I forget.

And I actually just Googled does Gen Z watch Succession? And there is actually a Daily Beast article about this very thing, the headline of which... I think they were obsessed with Succession. Yeah, the headline is everybody needs to chill about Gen Z watching sex in the city. But it's about how Gen Z likes prestige TV. And they were, they love Euphoria, they love White Lotus. And they love successions. And the sopranos.

We are, I need you to know. It's not just me that still loves the sopranos. There are headlines about random sopranos, like cast members all the time that I see. It is still in the zeitgeist. Just letting you know. I think Michael Imperioli is doing a lot of, like, I feel like his Instagram presence does a lot of work on that. Because he's just great on Instagram and he, like, will just post like random remembrances of James Gandalfini. Yes.

And he's just, he's a. great follow. Andrea de Mateo has been like big and like she's I think blown up on only fans, uh, who plays Adriana. Oh. Yeah. Good for her. I mean, she looks good. She looks great. But I just wanted to let you guys know that those were actually all real things that we were talking about and especially, you know, Rat Boy Summer is really coming in hard right now. And I don't know if it's just because I'm so surrounded by the bear. I guess this baby girl winter too, coming right around the corner, which I'm excited about. Oh, my God.

You should get like a big, a puffy, like baby blue coat. Yeah, and a bonnet. And a bonnet. And a bonnet. Big and a bonky. Yeah. I think Fred, I think, uh, Freddie, Jackie has a, uh, a big adult. Which child are you?

I feel like I'm around my mother. Henry, Jessica, which one are you? That one. You. Jackie has an adult baby costume that you could borrow. There you go. And I saw her wear it at Good Pood. I'd be thrilled to have another baby in the house.

And so we're all excited right now. Yeah, you be the, honestly, be the next baby. For sure. Have you thought about that, Holden? Have you thought about entering the chat as a baby? I'm done being a dad. It's time to be the baby. I told that, yeah, I said that to Lexi just last night.

I said, I'm done being a dad. I'm ready. It's baby time. It's baby time. What does that fucking mean? I was like, you'll see, single mama. And you just take off your pants and shit on the floor. Yeah, and I'll be like,

It's a hard, you know, it's a full-time job doing what you do. And then I took a big piss on the floor. And then you sing to her, it's a woman's world. I am a lot of living a net. And you are here to give us child. And Lexi just goes, stop. I'm not empowered. I don't want to know whatever you're singing.

She's so confident. She can pay her rent. Can you know what, I'd rather listen to another song on repeat. Can we just listen to Not Like Us or if we could just, you know, throw on a little bit of Kendrick. Dude, the pop out concert. You asked me in the email. Yes, I did watch the pop out. I'd watched Kendrick's hour and a half set.

I didn't watch the Axe before. I watched some clips from the X before. Just give us a quick rundown of what it is we're talking about here. Oh, man. Man, it is crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Kendrick put on this like Juneteenth special concert here in L.A. and Inglewood, it was this, you know, all-star affair. So many people, you know, just to name a few, Dr. Dre, Schoolboy Q. But Tyler, the creator, there was just like all these representatives of like West Coast hip-hop. I feel so out of my element speaking towards it, even as a hip-hop fan. It was just the, the

most. Yeah, you don't need to like get into it. Just more of like the fact that what he did. Yeah. So he opens with you. He did a great job. He opens with euphoria. And you know, so it's like off the bat. He plays like a bunch of the disses from the beef as well as like a bunch of his great, you know, just awesome, awesome Kendrick set, huge stage, really cool show. And you can watch it. It was live streaming on Amazon Prime. I did not watch it live. I watched it on YouTube. But it's very easy to get a hold of. And at the end, he plays not. like us, I think technically a total of six times. People say he did that because Drake refers to Canada as the six in his stuff. We don't, you know, whatever, but he just plays it over and over again.

And by the end of it, he invites like all these people on stage and it is such a who's who of West Coast rap. But on top of that, he literally like united like crips and bloods. And like, it was this crazy moment. All just to like call. Drake a petfile like 20 times. It was nuts. And it was like this big unifying moment. I can't imagine what it's like to be Drake right now. Imagine being there. Oh, for sure. Can you imagine also being there just like feeling that. Oh my God. And look up the photo from it. They all take a big group picture at the end. It's like this iconic. It's this iconic moment. It's this like historical moment in like rap. It's just insane. My friend Michael, who's a culture writer, said that he was like, the last time the Crips and the Bloods United like this was literally after the Rodney King verdict.

So he's like, it actually is historic. Like it was literally a historic event. At one point, Kendrick is like, I'm getting emotional right now. Like, we haven't been okay since Nipsey died. We haven't been okay since Kobe died. And like, it was this crazy just, it's a moment. It's a historical moment. That's all I could say.

It is really, really something else. And hilariously, all of the name of again, accusing Drake of pedophilia, which is so wild. It's like I just, I could. And so I love the tweet where so was like describing the event and how big of a deal this was. And he was like, Kinching Lamar is the is the Gingis Khan of hate. Like he's, he is, it's prolific the level of hate that he is delivered. towards Drake. It's so impressive. Like, it makes me feel like someone that has been in anger management multiple times. It makes me feel like I've never properly been angry with someone.

Yeah. Oh, man. And I'm not like, I like Kendrick a lot, but I'm definitely not like a big hip hop person, but just watching, I love watching him, like he's such a dynamic person. Yes. And, and, yeah, just watching the videos was just like an absolute thrill. And yeah, when he gets to the line about, you trying to strike a chord and it's probably, and the whole crowd just screams A minor. He just plays it over and over again. It's great. So yeah, definitely I would suggest if you haven't checked any of it out, at least watch some highlights from the Not Like Us.

Oh, yeah. And listen, again, if you haven't listened to the disc tracks, like whether hip hop is your thing at all, but like look at the lyrics, listen to the track and just read the lyrics just to like, man, what a lyricist. Like, just like, I can't imagine being eviscerated to this boy. I know. Like, wow. Like, in such a good way.

I just feel like if I were Drake, I'd want to go and hide forever. But I guess that's the opposite of beef. I imagine Drake's probably trying to think of some desperate way to come back against him right now. I don't even know if it's come back against him. I think he just wants the whole thing to go away. Stop. It's like it's the perfect feud because with almost anybody else, you'd be like, you know, stop, stop, he's already dead. Right.

But like, Drake deserves it. You know, it's just like there's very few people deserve to have an entire, like a, you know, 30-year historic event happened. Uniting around hating them. But he does. So go forth, Kendrick. Oh, my God. And, you know, things that are also big, big sellers over here, obviously cats the music. And I know that there's not much to talk about with this story,

but I just want to thank everybody for sending it along and for keeping cats within your heart. Because even though, you know, we broke the curse during our tour, the world tour, what are we going to do during the cat's tour? Imagine just holding getting just like arrested during the tour. What about the cats tour? This is going to ruin the tour. It's going to ruin it.

What tour? The cat's tour. The weird ballroom dance. musical that's happening right now. Yeah. Cats, the jellical ball is coming to New York. And yes, it is highlighting ballroom culture. The show is staged as an immersive catwalk competition with no shortage of bogging and club rhythms.

So they are just bringing cats and ballroom culture together. And I want to see this so desperate. I want it so bad. This is going to be such an amazing show. And hopefully they're all just going to be dressed. But like, what kind of cats are they going to be? I'm assuming they're going to be dressed like as if like they are the Broadway cats in the fits or is it going to be like more bombastic fits?

Like what is it going to, what are the fits going to be? I would think it would be like very drag inspired alteration. Yeah. Cats inspired drag or drag inspired cats. Wired cats. That's what I'm mad. That's the question. That's the question.

I think it'll be, you know, and it's the format of the musicals set up for it to work okay because like just like in ballroom culture like it's a showcase for each different person and the musical is a showcase for each different cat now my issue is this sounds like they might be turning the musical into something good and i don't like that very much i want cats to say bad because that's what i like so much about it you know that it's bad so my only problem is that yeah exactly i i i want sorry i just fell back into cats for a moment i i i i i needed to be terrible and this actually, you know, this actually might be pretty hype. So I, I don't know. It's tough. Yeah. Even the music is so, you're scared. The music is bad, but it's so, again,

bombastic that it's so somehow seeing people vogue to it, it like retroactively makes the music makes sense. Yeah. Actually, you're totally right. It's going to be incredible. It's going to be better than the original, than the sum of its parts, you know, and that, that is truly a magical thing. But I understand we need, we need cats to be bad. Don't worry, cats will still be bad. This is something else that will be good. More like some of its farts. Poo Krave, you just got poo craved, did you? You idiot.

Whoa. I can't believe you felt for that, dude. You're so. Poo Krave. Poo Krav! Yeah, is Poo Krav? You're like nemesis? Yeah.

Poo Krav is my, I don't know, I've already said Roman Empire once today. What's the thing? Greek, ancient Greece. It's your stiff person syndrome. It's my stiff person syndrome. It's your stiff person syndrome. It came for me when I least expected it. It plagues you in a way that you didn't expect either, you know?

Yeah. And it has a funny name. Maybe you'll think, maybe you'll think twice next time you're belting out an incredible song. You start beating on your chest, which I think is the, what caused it, her chest beating. You think that's what Celine Dion was beating her chest too much? That's what I see her doing a lot. And I don't see anybody else with stiff person syndrome. I want to see this doc so badly.

And I just, I think what I need to do with this. doc because they're showing it very limited in AMCs. I think I just need to go like in the middle of the day completely by myself and just cry through the entire Celine Dion Doc. Right? It's going to be so sad. What we need to do is write a letter to whoever named it, the disease and be like, can you please give it a less, a different name?

Yeah. The name is horrible. It's too easy to make jokes about because it's not funny. It's horrific. Yeah. I, it is, it seems it's really, really bad. Yeah, it's like watching the clips from the documentary are excruciating, like, devastating.

I see this headline, Sleen Dion shares horrific footage of herself suffering a seizure for 10 minutes as she fights stiff person syndrome. Again, a 10 minute seizure. So upsetting. But stiff person syndrome, guys. Yeah, give me a different name. I'll stop, I'll stop having my, you know, yeah, it's like, it's like, calling your son, it's like naming your son Farty.

It is like that. It's just like that. You know, I, I was just like, Farty, stop. Get your fingers out of the paint. All the kids make fun of me forever and always. You're just like, well, when you get older, they'll still make fun of me.

They'll still make fun. They'll still make. Marty, you fart and fart face. Farty McNeely, he's stinking up the house. That's right. I'm stinking up the house with my celebrity conspiracies. Hit me with the share. Do you best.

Believe it. Did J.T. Planet all of. I'm so glad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad we're doing this one because I believe. I believe already. I believe.

This one comes in from Handley. Just came across this tweet and now my gears are fully churning. Maybe Justin saw how bad J.Lo's tour cancellation went down publicly. Maybe he has been slow burning a character rebrand after Britney's memoir and the DUI is going to be his public low point. So we can come back to the public as a change. man. Been listening since day one. Love y'all. Hanley. The tweet listed is from a username Gay Fat Friend who wrote, I hate conspiracy theories, but like if you were really rich, you wanted to get out of a world tour that had terrible ticket sales and everyone was making fun of, you could

get a 10K DUI and then say you need to go to rehab, and then the insurance policy for the tour could be cashed in, and then you'd be off the hook. Some might say it's justified. But again, I hate conspiracy theories. There was also from the blinds, I had this as well, just to add on to that I just think is hilarious, a little factoid about that night. The question to ask the A-list singer is who he was drinking with, and what he was doing was said person, and why he was in such a hurry to get out of there prior to being spotted. I know there are all kinds of rumors about drugs in the system, but it is too early for those kinds of results. But what it linked to was an article about how eyewitnesses were claiming that Justin Timberlake was drinking other people.

This is the title of the article. Wasted Justin Timberlake, or eyewitness claims, wasted Justin Timberlake, drank other people's drinks and bizarre display at hotel. Whoa. So apparently he was like,

and then it goes on to talk about how like somebody came out of the bathroom was like, Justin, that's my trick. And he was like, glub, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he was just like being a maniac. Because the bartender did come out

and was like, he did only have one martini. Yes, but so. Then they just tried to, they went on to describe what a martini is. And they were like, well, he only had one drink, but the problem with a martini is that there's no mixer.

And it's like, yeah, how old are you? You know what a martini? Yeah, it's a martini, but also one martini wouldn't make you swerve in blow stop signs. I think that's true. I think that, right, I think that two things are going on here, which is one, to be like I had one drink

is not quite the same thing as saying I had one martini. Because a martini is a lot of alcohol. And he didn't have one martini. He had more than, he had more than that. He didn't have one martini. We all know it to be true. It's a $21 dollar cocktail. $21 cocktail.

The Vesper Martini contains gray goose vodka tanker A gin. This is a daily news article, a New York Post article, by the way. Gray goose vodka tanker A gin, lilac blanc, and a twist of lemon. And everyone's like, yeah, it's four ounces of liquor. And it's like, again, yeah, we've heard of a martini. Yeah, it's a martini. You're 43 and you're rich. You don't know what a martini is.

You don't know that like that's pretty strong. And it sounds like, I mean, look at him at MSG. He did not just have one martini. Totally. Something else is going on there. Totally. And I think he drinks enough regularly where like that would maybe put someone on the floor, like on the floor-ish if they'd never drink.

But I'm pretty sure he's getting loaded all the time. He's desperate to cheat on his wife. And he can't. That was the whole thing with Jessica Beal. Like he openly was. like that, like, that date thing or like when he was holding hands with that other person, he straight up was like, I was really drunk. So it's like, this isn't a new issue.

Really? Yeah. He openly said he was really drunk. Oh, he was definitely doing a drunk handholding thing. He was definitely so drunk he was holding hands, you know, it seemed like just with whoever publicly. Oh, yeah, he had like hands on knees. Yeah.

And I think he just openly was like, I was real drunk. But everyone was like, oh, JT, yeah, you know, sometimes you get. drunk and you put your hands on another person. It's like, I, everyone just was fine with it. Everyone just accepted it. Yeah, no, I get that like, which is fine. I know, I know he wasn't, you get a little,

I understand, I'm not saying, yes, you get huggy. You don't get cheaty. You shouldn't get cheaty just because you're drunk. That's a different problem. I got drunk and I got a little cheaty. It's, but that's just like a thing that you do when you're married with children, you know? Like, that's a character flaw.

Like, yes, if you're, if you're giving me extra hugs at the bar when you're 10 drinks in, I'm going to be like, oh, you cutie. But if you're like, if you're getting handsy, I'm going to be like, okay, no, that's not, no amount of drinks. No, step the fuck off. I'm just like, bro, you have Jessica Beal at home. Like, I don't know.

I get that no amount of hot stops you from being a fucking idiot. No amount of hot wife can save a man. But like, what, why are you? What is your issue, buddy? Like, I mean, I guess the issue is that everybody hates you because of how you treated Brittany and Janet and because of that you're in trolls. I think that's just why you hate Justin. That's why I hate him.

I think you hate the trolls. Oh, do my kids love trolls? I love that this has really been like eking out of you for the past couple of weeks. And really how much you hate trolls. And have you like accepted this as a part of your life? Like do you feel that trolls and hold has over your existence? is that something you acknowledge or do you pretend like it doesn't happen? I've been in like a seven stages of grief with trolls.

You know, because this is, and I think I've said this on the show before, the thing about trolls is that it does teach kids like a lot of classic songs. Like my kids know girls just want to have fun. They know like I will survive. They know, like, they know all the like good wedding dance floor songs because of trolls. But it's just like having to listen to Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake act out like troll love scenes with each other. That's the part.

Do they talk with like high pitch voices? Oh yeah. Yeah, he's doing. How do you feel about Anna Kendrick? I guess, I don't know why I have such a flush her in the toilet. Yeah, I don't know. She's a musical theater because she's got, she's got like the most musical theater kid energy, right?

Yeah, she's got like, I'm thinking of pitch perfect. She's just got like Acapella Kid Energy. And they don't even, it's not like she's not doing a squeaky voice like, she's not doing a voice. It's just like the thing with trolls is that like they're so positive and I don't know it's not even that bad this is the thing I don't hate the trolls movies I just if you watch anything that many times with high pitched voices I think you are fully allowed right complain as much as you would like about it yeah there's

just there's just so many of them there's three of them I've had to buy them all on Amazon and we've watched them many times and they're fine and they're fun but we when we're in the car we have to listen the trolls covers of the songs, not the original songs. Yeah, yeah, that's hard. That's hard. That's hard. It's trolls just want to have fun.

It's not girls just want to have fun. It's everybody, move your hair and feel united. So they trollify all of these songs. And you can imagine that. I thought at one point you were trying to talk me into them not being that bad, and it just sounds awful.

Yeah, this is a cult situation. You just want other people. in the misery cult. They're not as bad as I thought that they would be. I really thought that I would hate it. And I am, sometimes I'm like, all right, yeah. I mean, we don't need to get into it. But right now, yeah, the only thing that can happen in the car is the cars sound track.

Sucks ass, by the way. Life is a highway. Do you like that song? Do you like it even better? Covered by the Rascal Flats? Blow my brains out. It's a choice. Life is a highway.

You're talking to someone that chooses to listen to pop country when she's by herself, though. So I'm not the person to be yelling at the Rascal Flats with. I've seen them. I've seen them live. You've seen them at the fairgrounds. Why? Oh, Fair Gras. One of the few bands that came through Dubuque, Iowa.

Everyone was very excited. Go see Rascal Flats. I guess you all have to go to our mandatory Rascal Flats concert this year. How many times have you seen them? How many years have I been alive? They come every year and they're the only band that come. Yes, exactly. Then the three dog night and hooty and the blowfish.

There you go. Oh, I've seen hooty. That was my first concert. Wow, all three of us. We all represent. I've seen three dog nights. So together. Together we are the fair triumvirate.

Yeah, exactly. The Debutte County Fairgrounds. Oh, man, I want to hear it so bad. Jojo Siwa just released a pre-vocal warm up so everyone knows how she gets her voice ready for every show. Do you think her kink is getting? bullied? I'm starting to think, I'm starting to think it's like a kink or something that she gets off

on it. I think maybe. I think she, like, would she want to be Drake essentially? Like, I think she likes getting hate. I think it's like, it powers her up. You know what I mean? But if that works for her, I say keep going. I mean, I'm going

to watch whatever stories happening here unravel until it fully unravels. Or it tightens up because like, I also understand. And I need everyone to know this because I feel like I get a lot of messages of people being like, she knows what she's doing. This is a PR machine.

And if that is the case, I love it. Yeah. I'm not saying that it can't be that. I think it's great. We have been talking about Jojo CWa for two months. Yeah. And at this point, I mean, what were we fucking talking about her before?

It's my favorite thing to tell you about JLo and Jojo. Or this is like the 2024 is the year of Jailo and Jojo. Yeah. I just, all I want to talk about is Jalo's like fall for, like downfall and then by her own making, like her incredibly Greek tragedy style like downfall of road making. And Jojo's like weird like love of hate. I think she just. She's rising like the Phoenix on Ben Affleck's back, man.

Jojo can't be stopped. Yeah, the rise of the fall. And I, yeah, I think she's. Or we're going to see the ultimate fall. which will, I'm also I'm totally here for that. I just don't even know at this point. I think she feeds off of it.

I think she's like a hate vampire. And the more we hate, the more powerful she gets. Oh, like an emotional vampire. Yes. The more we hate, the more powerful she becomes. What if she starts like puffing up though, like, you know, like the stay puff marshmallow person.

Yeah. And then all of a sudden she's physically huge as well and we can't stop her. Yeah. We're halfway there. All right, great. Whoa. We're halfway there. Is that a troll song?

By Rascal Flats. No. We've got big hair. Yeah. We're trolls out there. Jay! Dave trolls to find everything. Well, so do you guys believe?

I believe. Yeah, I believe. I believe for sure. Fantastic. Wow. All right. It gets this time for the list. Oh.

Who's on the list? Jackie. Got to have that list. This is just like a little, just general trivia tidbits about iconic movies and TV shows, y'all. Did you know that I feel like this is something I read a long time ago, but Ariel, the Little Mermaid, was based on a childhood photo of Alyssa Milano. And I think that it makes a lot of sense because it does look a lot like her, now thinking of Little Mermaid being based off her.

But I guess it's better than her being based off of, like, you know, the original Grims fairy tales of what mermaids are technically supposed to look like because I think that that would have scared a couple of kids. That's so weird though. If I was Alyssa Milano, I'd be like, give me my royalties for my likeness, you know? Yeah, using a photo. I imagine she must have gotten paid for that, maybe like a flat fee, right? I don't know.

Doubtful. Yeah, highly doubt. Especially with just a kid's picture that I imagine, you know. And she was already a star. So maybe that's for every. It's not like it was just some random kid, you know what I mean? And then the man drew a penis in the castle on the cover of the VHS. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, that puppy cover. Oh, you can see the penis. You can see it? But can you see the James Bond, Canadian spy? Sir William Stevenson inspired James Bond. Bond creator Ian Fleming met Stevenson at Camp X, in Ontario Espionage School. they became friends and eventually even bought real estate in Jamaica together.

They weren't fucking in never-cass. Yeah, definitely. I don't know. It sounds like they were fucking. And I'm here for it. Holder, did you ever do a James Bond? No, to me, that like, like, A, I feel like I would, I don't know if I'd be bored to death. Oh, you don't have to explain.

I just didn't know if you had because I didn't know if, like, this was a world you knew about. I feel like to me, it's like outside of nerd. It like crosses into dude bro territory. There's like certain topics that cross well into dude bro territory. I think James Bond does it. I don't even know how I feel about James Bond. I'm kind of bored by James Bond. I never like, I mean, Golden Eye was a moment.

We all were there for that. That was big, the N64 game, the big movie of the summer. It was like a thing. But then after that, I don't know. I'm always like, it's like, we were, I watch man movie for men, man. It's like a phase of masculine. child development. It's like, you know,

there's, like, born identity movies. It reminds me of like boring dude bros. And I'm a fucking cry baby lady or whatever it is. Yeah,

you're a baby girl. So I don't, I just, I kind of, I kind of whatever it's stuff like that. You know what I mean? That's fair.

Yeah, a little bit. I feel like you're really against being a baby girl Holden and I don't think I think you should let the light in, you know? All right.

I'll try to embrace it a little bit more. So soft. So strong. She is it about the line, she is heaven sent that makes me so mad. She is confident. She is heaven sent. Like, it just is so bad.

I hate she is heaven sent. What the fuck is that? What is that? Fuck you. Fuck you, man. Yeah, man. I'm so annoyed by it. I got nothing to add, but I agree.

Every other album, this is the era of. of like, I have issues with my body, I have issues like in relationships, I have trauma, I'm going to sing about these things, I'm going to lay it on the table, I make mistakes, I sleep with the wrong guy. Yeah, well, maybe I'm heaven sent, Holden, all right? Maybe I'm just like an angel living in a devil's world, all right? It's hard for me.

That's why karma and this song, like, just fall flat. They speak towards an old time, you know, a past time of music of like, This is my best. And I'm not saying, Hit Me Baby one more time. It's not like a great song. Everybody loves that song. But like,

we can all agree. The lyrics kind of mean nothing. They were written by like Swedish guys who, you know, just trying to fill. Yeah, just trying to fill music with lyrics. And, you know, nobody's,

everyone's like, is this a song about abuse? About like liking abuse? I've been showing the music videos. I've like accidentally recreated Jackin, but just with my own kids. Like I've just like show them music. video.

Do they have to bang for it? She just start making a bang for it. A quarter of a song. But it's really fun. And the other day they were waiting for their nails to dry. So I was like, all right, let's watch music videos. And I showed them Britney. I was like, because they like party in the USA by Miley.

And they're like, what's the Britney song was on? And I was like, she's almost certainly referencing either this one or this one. And I played Oops, I did it again. And Hippie Baby one more time. And they were both like, what are these songs about? And I was like, I don't know. Yeah. And I've never really.

They're not. That's your thinking too much already. Yeah. They just sound awesome. Yeah, they're great though. Yeah. Yeah, we love them. And that's the same thing.

And you can't really get away with that anymore. Like people really expect you to like be vulnerable and talk about some real shit. At least even if it's fake or like kind of bullshit. So it's just being like, she is confident and heaven said. And she is warm and she's very strong now. Everyone's just like, fuck you. Anywho. Yeah, fuck her.

Yeah, and I just feel like she should maybe go back to American Idol. You know, like maybe you made a mistake and you just turn right back around, girl. Yeah, there ain't, there ain't no shame here. Yeah. I'm here to judge. Yeah, I'm sure you make great money. You might just be done. You might be done for a while.

Anyway. Sorry, back to the list. The code in the matrix is made up of sushi recipes. Now, there's episode we did a whisper one. Yeah. The production designers scanned the Japanese. characters from his wife's sushi cookbook and incorporated them into the iconic stream of code. Love the Matrix, and I love sushi.

Love it. The house in Up was lifted by 10,297 balloons. While Up is a cartoon and Carl's house was lifted by the power of imagination and computer animation, Pixar Animators still painstakingly created over 10,000 colorful balloons to do it. Really? individually created the balloons. That's amazing. Like watching Inside Out 2 and just thinking of the animators and just how insane animation is.

And maybe this is just speaking as someone that did go to animation camp for three years. So I know a lot about animation. And what I do know about animation is that it is very difficult to do. Yeah. And so I just want to give big ups to all the animators out there. there because you do jobs that none of else. Oh, I'm just a tiny horse. Fit me inside your rabbit.

Oh, I'm going to dance and I'm going to sing. But I settle my back. That is a better song. And that's a better song. She is confident. Yeah, that horse is heaven. Yeah, that is a better song what you just did. Thank you.

If she had literally just been like, I'm a tiny horse and I'm living of course you know that would have been we would have been like katy mary's really doing something really interesting and fun can you imagine how we would flip out yeah that would be great yes same katy perry voice it's like it's a cow christmas but it's just a katy perry album that's all horse themed that would be great even if she had released because we all know that katy perry did some of her own music in simslish for the sims like even if she released an entire album of simslish i'd rather listen to that just make an interesting choice. Don't make like a power pop feminism circa 2016 Democratic National Convention Choice. Like what? Just make a, make a bold choice, Katie Perry. That's such a good insult that it's a

Democratic National Convention like theme song. It's such a good one. This is my fight song. It's my fight song. Yeah. Well, very different than what we were talking about. Taxi Driver. Nothing to do with female embalment. Actually, I think maybe the opposite was written in two weeks. Screenwriter Paul Schrader was going through marriage problems, lost his job, was broke, and suffered a bleeding ulcer. His depression from all this at the same time drove him to write about Travis Bickle, or, quote, I was going to start to become him. I think that this one has come up before because I remember talking about how exciting. It always scares me. It's scared, but also it's kind of nice.

Like, instead of becoming Travis Bickle, you made this, like, iconic piece of art. I feel like that's the message about, like, why art is good is, like, it can save you from like, you know, going... Put it into the art. Yeah, go and becoming your worst self and you might be able to make something that's really beautiful. I mean, beautiful might not be the right word,

but meaningful. I mean meaningful, yeah. Last but not least, Ian Holm played Frodo long before the Lord of the Rings films were made. Home was Frodo Baggins in a 1981 BBC Radio 4 dramatization of the books. This performance factored into, to Peter Jackson's decision to cast him as Bilbo.

That's nice. I think it's kind of nice. I think it goes full circle from Frodo to Bilbo. See that, you know, even tiny snippet. Better than Katie Perry. There you go. All right. If Katie Perry releases from Frodo to Bilbo next, I'll take it all about it.

Oh my God. It's a fuck song. But, all right, maybe not. All right. Frodo to Samwise. All right. I'll change it up. This is my fuck song.

This is my fuck song. I come a lot song. No, that's a butterfly sugar baby actually now that I think about it. Oh, RIP. Oh, it comes full circle. That's my list for you guys. There you go.

Good timing because it's getting foggy in here. It's getting fuzzy in my peepers. I think I'm going. Bye, bye, dubs. Oh, we can't see them. This former comic actress turned talk show host wants another chance in a full-time gig. It feels like she will use any excuse

to not have to spend time with her significant other. Ellen DeGeneres. And her wife. Porsche Dorasi. Why wouldn't you want to spend time with that goddess? A long time friend of DeGeneres told page six, she needed some time to recover. But she's an artist.

She wants to entertain. She can't just sit at home in her jail cage as she put it in pandemic. Could you imagine stuck with that Porsche, that horrible beast who's just like, I need you to watch the cage. My hilarious, beautiful, talented wife. And I worked, I had a great, long career. You're in your 50s, right?

Just right off into the sunset. And if you want to do like meaningful work, consider, I don't know, something that might help others. All these people who are like, I have the right to continue working at entertainment because I need purpose in my life. You can get purpose from other types of work. Agreed. I never understand it. Go fucking feed some people, some food or something, bruh. Create an organization.

There's so many things you can do with your time. Also, Ellen, 66. You can just retire, girl. Just be done. Yeah, just be done. Just be done. It's easy to say that as we are younger and aren't in that space, but I always think if I had plenty of money and money wasn't the problem, I would just, I'd just go do something. I'd either go do something.

I'd like get a hobby or go do something else. There's so many things I'd love to do. Yeah. Exited from entertainment. We all need meaning in our life. And I'm not saying that, you know, people can just. No, but there's other ways to find meaning. In fact, it would probably be more actually fulfilling

than this weird narcissist ego thing. You know what you mean? Show business is not the only way. The tiny little horse that I am. Yes. You know? Yes. Exactly.

Down the rabbit hole into Hobbyland. Hobby land's fun or like, or charity land. Or, you know, working at a given back. Anything. You know, that'd be a fun way to spend time. There's so many things you can do. Yeah. And also spend some time with your beautiful, lovely wife.

I just love the idea that it's just because she can't stand, Portia, and they're a massive house. There was a picture of her house in the article, and I was like, Jesus Christ, it looks like Versailles. Yeah, remember, like, all of, like, how much we complained when Ellen was doing, like, during the quarantine where she's like, we're all trapped. Well, and it's just like her huge palatial estate. I'm in my prison.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, maybe Portia's upset that she's, like, the person she's married to stock went, like, way way, way down. I could imagine that causing some marital troubles. Or maybe Ellen is genuinely not as nice of a person and maybe they're just like not having the best time together. Yeah. Yikes.

Who knows? On to the next. Well, these are another couple, not couple, but two people that aren't having maybe the best time together. This one named singer had no idea the A-list actor slash sometime director was going to throw her under the bus like he did. That flak and J-Lo? No.

No. One name. She will save your soul. Or who will? Oh, Jewel and Kevin Gossner. On Howard Stern, Costner said, no, Joel and I are friends. We've never gone out ever. She's special and I don't want, I don't want these rumors to ruin our friendship because that's

what we have. She's special to me. She's beautiful enough to go out with. That is. Baster. That is such a weird thing to say. I'm not going out with her, but she is beautiful enough for me. to go out with, but I'm not going out with her.

But I'm not going. I, you know, all right, I haven't fallen into the Yellowstone world. And I have chosen not to. And it's not because, like, I feel like I would enjoy the show. Kevin Costner just annoys me so much. And the fact that he just released a new, like, he just, like, directed and is starring in another movie, like another cowboy movie. And I just keep seeing this trailer.

And it's just like Kevin Costner being the most Kevin Costner that the Costner can Costner. And I'm just like, I'm asleep. I'm asleep three years ago with Kevin Costner. And I, and I've heard, like, just watch Yellowstone. You'll fall in love with Kevin Costner. And I think it's just a switch that I don't know if I can ever untogles. Yeah. Yeah.

I also feel the same way. There was a lot of like, to talk about Dubuque, Iowa, again, our big movie was Field of Dreams because it was filmed in Dyersville, Iowa, which is not even Dubuque, Iowa, but that part of it was filmed in Dubuque, Iowa. So we had to talk about Field of Dreams a lot. Sad. And it's fine.

And it's fine. And we had to go to the baseball field, and we had to say, if you build it, they will come. And I'm just like and build it, they will come. And it's fine. And I'm happy for him. And I'm happy for everybody who got to be involved in the filming of Field of Dreams. But I just, to me, he will just always be kind of like 90s, corny

movies guy. And I know that he's redefining himself now with Yellowstone. But yeah, I'm just not along for that ride. Because that's the thing, I love Westerns, too. So it's like, this is so totally my wheelhouse. And I just can't with the face. I can't. I hear you.

Yeah. But if you have Costner info, I'm throwing it out there. You have something that you're like, this is going to make you love Kevin Costner. Let me know, page seven podcast at gmail.com. I'm willing to love. We hear from a lot of people who really love Yellowstone. I know. People like Yellowstone.

they're out there. And I'm sure people love Field of Dreams. And if you hate Field of, if you love Field of Dreams, please don't think that I'm hating. I'm hating. I'm hating on you for love for. I'm broken now. I'm broken now. I feel like when people recommend stuff to me now, I'll put it on and I'll be like, yep, this is some cowboy bullshit. Where are the milfs? Where is the crying about like this obviously going to cheat on you guy cheating on you? Where is any of that shenanogonyry? None of it exists here. You know what you mean? I can't. And then I can't. I need like, I need like. the dumbest, ridiculous, splashiest shit. And so if it's just like, the rage was nice today, or we gotta prepare for the bandits coming in. We gotta load our guns. I'm just like, slay. And I'm fine with that. See, I can handle it.

I can do it. Like, we've been, we dragoned. Oh, baby. Dragon so much. It's like, ah! It's like, it's read the newspaper. Like, I don't, I'm over it. I'm good.

Yeah. All right. Last but least. Nothing like telling the world you hate being a mom to you. your kids because it isn't all about you all the time. How did the reality family let that edit go through? Yeah, that was real. Yeah, Kim.

Kim is yelling about being a mom again, about how it's torture and how she lives in a prison. She talked about hating, spinning her birthday with her kids. I thought my birthday, I'd have a day to myself. I was stuck doing everything that everyone else wanted to do. I was stuck watching YouTube on boxing videos on my birthday. I had a FIFA tournament. Color me mine.

You should see the ugly thing I made. This is not what I wanted to be doing on my birthday. She also said, I need to sit my kids down and be like, this isn't Mother's Day. This is my day. Do you think a mom wants to go to color me mine one more time on her birthday? Whose birthday is it? I know I was torture. Just make me breakfast.

That's a great birthday. When asked what her perfect birthday would have been not to get out of bed and eat cookies. and ice cream all day long. That's what would have been my dream, and no one cares about my dreams, not my four kids at least. Yeah, I mean, yeah. God.

That's the opposite of what they're supposed to think about. Yeah. Okay, this is an inside thought that is totally fine to have. It's even a fine thought to share with a friend. It's my birthday. I'm texting. I'm venting.

Oh, yeah, it's my birthday. And I got four kids, and that means I had to do four different things for them, and it's whatever. All fine. your feelings are valid, Kim, but your children can hear you. You can't say this shit into a microphone. Why would you say this shit into a microphone?

Your children can hear you. Yeah. Like, you know, this is such a, I follow so much parent Instagram, and there is such a line because you do want to, like, create a space for mothers to say, like, it's not always awesome and whatever. But then you, like, people really quickly cross the line into just being like, I went to the pool all day with my kids and I fucking hated it. And it's like, again, have that inside thought.

Don't post it on Instagram, girl. Yeah, the oldest one's 11, and the youngest one is five, by the way. You are in a season of life where your birthday is not going to be about you. It's just not going to be this thing. Yeah, you can't just like rent a private island and go party with a bunch of like fancy. But also here's the thing is that she does do that. Yeah. Like there are like there's just, yeah, there are times when you do just get to jet set and do whatever you want.

Most parents don't get that at all. Don't get nothing close to that. Right, right. She probably can have a whole day to herself tomorrow. It's probably that your children just wanted to spend your birthday with you. Yeah. Because children like birthdays and they like their parents. I say put him in a grave, MJ.

And not to kill them. I'm just saying put a little bit of dirt over the grave just so that they can't get out, just so that she can have her birthday. Yeah, so that they learn to leave her alone. I do want to see the awful thing that she made. It color me mine. I do. I bet it was truly atrocious.

I bet it was just a picture of her, like, crying like, oh, I wish I had no kids, it says, on the side of the bottom. Although it wouldn't look like her old crying face because also I did include that article where she was talking about it's hard for her to act because she has had so much work done. It's hard for her to show emotion. Okay, guys. Why are you forcing us? Then stop acting.

Yeah, then stop. Please. We would love for you to stop. We don't. I have no interest in you as an actor or, well, in general, though, I will say Snake Island and all that. but especially like I don't need that at all. Like it's just I have no lady Gaga give it to me all day.

Ha la ha ha ha. I'm acting. I love that. But yeah, I don't get Kim to be like, I'm over this movie that I'm in. I hate my children. I hate my job. I hate acting. All I want to do is be squeezed into an hourglass boucier and roll.

down a red car bat. So people can hate and love me at the same weird time. I like that you're doing Bella Swan. Yeah. She is Bella. She is not an idea. She kind of does give that energy there, right?

She does kind of want to lay down in the forest and die. And die. She dies. It's hard for her. Absolutely. Well, there you go. That's my blinds.

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We're got to read them to you. Come on. Oh, hoi, hoi. Oh, God, why did I start it like that? It's Jackie here, and I'm here to do the shout-outs. I just want to say thank you guys for sending in your emails, for sending in your conspiracies and your blind items and just overall your recommendations, your high, hellos. We love you and we always appreciate you. And you can send in your own shoutouts, whether they be by self or by stealth.

You can send in your own shoutouts to page seven podcast at gmail.com. Our first shout out goes out to Amy. Amy says, I was a single mother for 20 years. My family never appreciated the way I chose to raise my kids. I have a 22-year-old twins and 16-year-old. I've been a professional chef for 15 years, running kitchens and being a badass in a man's world. I've been intimidating the fuck out of dudes for years,

and I made a great life for these children. But I worked a lot. My family convinced them that I was doing wrong by not being home all the time. Now my kids won't talk to me without telling me all the places I went wrong. I never cared because I was never home. My daughter got the opportunity to go to IU on a poor people scholarship, and I did everything to help her acclimate to dorm life during COVID.

They won't talk to me now because I took a job opportunity in Ann Arbor, Michigan. I brought my youngest with me, and he ended up robbing me blind and spent most of his time running the streets and doing drugs, so I made the difficult decision to give guardianship to my stepmom. Now all my kids blame me for where he's at and take no responsibility for their actions. I don't know when times change that we don't take pride in our behaviors, but my family as well as their other side makes them feel justified in the way they have treated me. After a lot of therapy and tears, I realize that I'm a good person being gaslit by my own children

just so they can do what they want because I'm tired and worked hard. I fucked up by moving to a new state where work was plentiful, and I could continue to give them the life that I started when I moved us to Indiana. My shout out to myself is that I've stopped thinking about how they would feel if I just died tomorrow. Instead, I'm thinking about how I feel about myself for being continuously awesome till the day I die. I have stage four cancer and I contacted my kids to let them know, and all I got back was all the things they wish I had done for them. They never say they need me or love me. They only tell me I never did.

But I know I did. So hard. I'm proud of myself. And to be fair, I think my kids are mad. They aren't living the life they should. should be. Either way, I still love them. Day in and day out, I think of them every day. Thanks for listening, and so much love is being sent your way, Amy, sending you so much love and good luck with everything in the future. You've got this shit. You've been taking care of this shit for so

fucking long. You've got it. And I'm so proud of you for working so hard, especially working in the restaurant business, which certainly is not easy while raising children by yourself. You killed it. You're doing it every day and I'm sending you so much love, Amy. Our next shoutout goes out to Shanna. Shana says, hi, parasycial best friends. I like to think that I started the whole shout out segment of this amazing program. A few years ago, I lost my best friend Julie, and I wrote in thanking you for the smiles and laughs during a hard time. I referenced the movie My Girl and how she can't see without her glasses and our love of the 90s. We were two Sopranos in a hurricane. Jackie does understand, and they always pictured us growing old together,

causing trouble in our scooters in a nursing home. Jackie kindly read that on the show, and now I cry hearing others' emails every Thursday. I can't thank you enough for sharing them. And sidebar, within the shout-out, I just want to say, thank you so much, Shanna, for, you know what, maybe you did kick it off, and I do weirdly remember that, even though it was years ago, and I just want to say, Thank you for sharing and thank you for opening yourself up. I really appreciate you because it's hard to share those kinds of intimate things. And I really appreciate that. Anyway, sorry, Shanna, love you.

Anyway, Shana says, I am a school counselor in South Dakota during another scary election year. Trying to keep myself together while job hunting, being in a relationship with a Republican, caring for an elderly cat that is basically my BFF. I'm still very lonely and struggling with the loss of my person in 2021. I'm actually about to start ECT. Think electroshock therapy soon. And it sounded pretty intense. But I need heavy duty help at this point.

Please send good vibes for good results. Shit, I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself. And for trying something that might put you out of your comfort zone, but something you are willing to try out for you. That is self-care at its finest, even though it's uncomfortable and it's scary. and I'm sending you such good vibes. You will have good results from it. You're doing the work every day.

So much love. But then Shana says, just wanted to remind you of what a difference you make. Parassocial relationships are bizarre but real. When you're having a hard day or stressed at work, please remember this. You mean so much to so many people. The feeling of connection is all we want in life.

When listening to a new episode, I may say something snarky at the same time as one of you, then crack up laughing. I feel less alone. I know I'm not the only one. Thank you for the light and laughter you bring us, but also the serious point. Being a blue dot in a red state is hard.

I had escaped and moved to the East Coast, but had to move home for family health reasons. Hearing people that think like me helps know that I'm not crazy. Shana, you're not crazy. We're out there. We're here. We're fighting.

Love you, Shanna. We're doing this together. Also, Shanna says, Oh, and I turn 41 on the 25th. I still have time to be a happy and healthy grown up right? Yes, you do, Shanna. You're doing the work. And it is so hard to make that choice every day.

But we all know every day is a choice. And we always have the ability to choose again if we need to. Sending you so much love, Shanna. And thank you. Thank you for sharing your emotions. And thank you for sharing in a difficult time when, you know, we need each other. We need to stick up for each other.

we need to build our community and support each other. I love you guys. This isn't really a shout out. I just want to give a quick shout out to Jess. Jess who wrote in talking about the eye, it lingers. Hearing you talk about Holden's Instagram algorithm reminded me about something that happened in our families a little while ago. Holden is not alone with the nature of his Instagram algorithm.

My husband's is exactly the same. For about six months now, our four-year-old daughter has had a little routine in the morning where we all snuggle in bed and watch 10 to 20 minutes of age of. appropriate reels on Instagram about animals, cooking, or other generally wholesome content. This is using my mom phone. One day we couldn't use my phone, so we tried dad's phone. And after one cute cat video, the algorithm showed us a well-built young lady in leggings bending over and twerking directly into the camera.

Needless to say, we don't use dad's phone anymore for watching videos with the child. Love you, Jess. Thank you so much, Jess, for sharing. And I can only imagine the terror of trying to share your phone with a child. I would be so scared of the things that I leave up. Because no one else looks at my phone. And I guess if other people were looking at your phone on a regular basis, you'd probably be more aware of that.

But yikes. Anyway, I love you guys so much, sending so much love and light your way. I hope you're having a beautiful week. And if you're not, I hope it gets better. And I'm sending you a little bit of love right into your ears right this second. Have a great day. And we'll be back soon. Bye, everybody.

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