Page 7 - Episode 104: Roosigeon

Episode Date: May 10, 2015

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Oh, are we ready? Oh yeah. Hello! It's so weird to hear the song in the beginning. Love it. I fucking love this and we are jamming up in this piece. Yeah. We're ready for fucking Christmas!

And for some of us, Hanukkah. For some of us. I guess a good portion of us, huh? Yeah. How many Jews are there around here? Around here. When you say around here, what do you mean? In the United States of America.

And not in Israel. Everywhere else besides Israel. How many Jews? Let's sing a song about it. I got a lot of Jews. I wish I had more, more, more, more juice. There are 6,721,680 Jews. So a good amount of them will be celebrating Hanukkah this evening.

Happy Hanukkah. You're supposed to say it like that. If you write it with the CH, you're supposed to say, Chanaika. I'm pretty sure. But right now I've got Winoco. Wind blows it chills you Chills you to the bone

And there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart Like he is a reeling Yeah man fucking Muppa Christmas Carol y'all Did you watch it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch it every year with Henry But as we all know, Henry is a piece of shit Being a movie star somewhere

So I couldn't watch with him So I watched it. Well, TV star TV star TV star I watched it with the Roundtable The Gentleman's Holden McNeely And if you want to ho at If you really want to ho at him,

just I want you to know Adam that he cried at the end of Muppet Christmas Carol. I've been holding this in. I wasn't going to say anything and I'm like, why not say something? But I had a wonderful time watching it with him. We sang through all of it.

They didn't have the love song on the version of Netflix. Huh. Oh, good. They cut it out. See, I love that song. So I paused it and I sang the entire song. You're kidding.

The one but the only song between two humans. When love is gone. I always fast forward through it. You are a devil woman. It's the fulcrum. That's where he really remembers the past. And then they're crying and they're upset.

And it doesn't make any sense because the song's not in the movie. Apparently it's only in the director's cut because original audiences deemed it as too sad and boring. Yeah. It's a great song. It's very sad. I feel really redeemed by that choice though because it makes me feel like I was correct to fast forward through it all those years. I just feel like you really didn't understand the heart of the movie. And next time you watch it, I'll come over and I will sing the song in replacement.

Yeah, I feel like I really need to watch every year my problem with the Muppet Christmas Carols is that I watch it with somebody who does not care about it or is seeing it for the first time. Hanukkah. And I need to watch it with somebody who cares deeply about it, you know. Oh my God, I love it. I wish you well But I must leave you now Alone Ugh

It's so sad She's got really big Nosh-holes Huge Nostles I remember as a kid Looking at it being like Her nostrils are so big I think I referred to them as nose holes

At the time But they are just really big I think it's a very Maybe it's like a Miss Piggy-esque choice I'm not quite sure. And it's just tiny, that tiny tim is the sadness of all the tiny tips. Yeah. Throwing it out there, he is so sad.

Definitely. I don't know. I haven't seen all of the Scrooge incantations. I've watched a good portion. Yeah. I don't know. I think the Muppet one is up there. I think it really does emotional justice to the story, you know?

Also, for the first time I did realize we were watching the Marley and Marley part in the original book. It is just Jacob Marley. And the other one is Robert Marley, which, for short, is Bob Marley. I did not realize that. I never realized that even. Doug pointed it out and I was like, oh my God, you're right. A joke and a joke.

I love the Muppets. When Marley and Marley, our hearts are painted black. Man, have you watched you yet, Marcus? I have not. The only Christmas movie I've seen so far this year is Scrooged. I mean, it's one of the best ones. It's just so fucking good. And Jeffrey Joseph is in it.

He's in the first scene. Oh, he is? He's one of executives in the first scene. Yeah, he does a lot of cackling. Oh, yeah. He's mean. Strangely enough, he plays a heartless television executive who comes down on the side of Bill Murray's evil Scrooge character. Oh, boy.

No lines, just cackles. But, man, he's great at it. I assume he steals the scene with his cackles. Oh, yeah. He definitely steals the scene with his cackles. Yeah. It's pretty great. He's great.

The movie's great. Scrooge is fantastic if you haven't watched it. this year yet. Go fucking watch it's on Netflix. It's my favorite Christmas movie except for Grimlins. Grimlins is definitely my favorite Christmas movie. Question, will watching Amityville Horror count as a Christmas movie because it's set

at least the book is set around Christmas? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. Anything that's set around Christmas. I can't believe you want to watch a horror movie. It's like in my brain is exploded. I know. I'm really into the book. I'm almost done with it. I'm very excited and terrified. I'm so proud of you. In my

head it's because Marcus and I have influenced you. Yeah, I think that you open my mind and my heart to the terror and the horror. And it's really not what I don't want is to see like women being tortured, right? But I'll have some psychological fear. That's why I'm

sometimes afraid of horror movies. I don't want to just see like gratuitous, realistic violence. But I'll have like, ooh, spooky violence. I guess it's gratuitous however, the females are the hardcore winners in, did I talk about witchin and bitching on this yet? No, not yet.

I think it's called It's either witch and bitch It's a horrible name for a very good movie What I hear is a very good movie I hear it's good It's a translated title It's a Spanish movie It's on Netflix

And it is very entertaining But man Women and that Really hate men And they really take it out on them Oh so it's like It goes from a heist movie Into like a witch movie

It's a lot of fun Yeah that sounds fun I highly recommend it I'll check that out Please do. You know what? I gotta highly recommend to you. What?

Friends George's new baby pictures. Yay! Please, please, please show them to us. All right. And there's Christmas photos. Does he still have the cheeks? Tell me about the cheeks. He's got the cheeks and...

Cheeks for days. Not only does he have the cheeks, but he has the cutest little sweater baths. Oh, my Christ. Did they put blush on his little cheeks? No, they did it. He's that runny. Alone. He is a beautiful child.

Oh, my God. Look at his eyes. They are smiling. Why do babies have so many cheeks? Is it because their skin is too big for their little skulls? I think so. Yeah, and they got to stretch your mouth. I feel like not all babies have big cheeks, though. Really? Yeah, a good amount of them. The sucky babies have tiny cheeks. Yeah, the real shit babies. Look at his little knee-high socks. Oh, my God. All right, all right. He's getting a little fancy land. Okay, I get it. You're a little prince. You're a little fancy land. Sandy. Oh my God. Jesus.

Oh, my God. He's so cute. And they're going to have a girl. What is it going to be like? They're the perfect family. And they were in New York last week, killed me that I couldn't see them. I just wanted to be close

to them just for a second. I know that apparently they shut down everywhere they went. Wherever they went in the city, I think it was like a mile radius around them that was just completely shut down. And they well we have to make the obligatory the royal couple met

Prince William and Kate Mwre Mwre Mw M'at M'Khajee and Beyonce joke because they It's a Royal Couple of America Hunk, honk, anyway Is that a goose joke? Is it what is this?

Are you making a goose joke? Because I'm making a goose on Christmas Eve? You are making a goose on Christmas Eve? I'm making a goose. I got a goose on the mind. You really make it a goose? Doug is requested a goose and I am going to procure

said goose and I'm gonna figure out. The Christmas goose mother. Yeah I was we're gonna pretend to be the Cratchett family but we're gonna pretend to be Kermit and Miss Peggy. Mm-hmm. Which is very easy for us to do. I'm Bettina. I'm Belinda. Batira? Wait, so you're actually gonna, have you procured a goose yet? I have found said place that sells said geese. Apparently all you gotta do is live in a Polish neighborhood. Oh yeah, they got geese. Right on a goose.

Really? I don't know how to cook it and know anything about it. The Poles eat a lot of geese. I guess. Maybe at Christmas. It's a traditional from what I understand. The Polish grocery store right by my house, all year round has frozen geese and duck and frozen rabbit. Okay, duck and rabbit makes more sense than the goose.

Yeah, man, got to have goose. Got to get a goose. I'm very excited, but in my head I just wanted to be roasted over a fire. Yeah. Like, I just want a resort to fall down the chimney and fall on it. and be like, hot, hot, hot. I love it. It's so good.

Well, God willing, on Christmas Day, you'll open up your oven to find a burned rat inside. I'll be like, it's like, what is it, a rat ouse. It'll be like a turduckin. Oh, yeah. Shove the rat inside of the goose. Yeah, that's a New York, that's a New York Christmas right there. A rat oose. Call a roose.

Oh, yeah, I guess roost would be better. A roo-sidgen. Oh, yeah, shove a pigeon. It's from the rat inside of the pigeon Inside of the goose Harusidgin And then we all died shortly thereafter But who cares about a disease on Christmas

Yeah Christmas overpowers diseases That's what I learned from Tiny Tim Oh don't even Oh he's tiny crutch And then he's like Oh Tiny Tim always love to Feed the ducks by the river

Because that's where they picked his grave It's very sad Oh, the Muppet Wiki has the saddest description of them. Tiny Tim was born a cripple and must carry a crutch when walking and also has difficulty breathing, as well as a tendency to break into a coughing fit when too excited. What does Tiny Tim have? Rickets. Rickets.

Really? Consumption. Right? It's like a TB? Yeah, or like a dysentery maybe or something. I think he's just born. I think they just say general crippleitis. Like he should have been aborted is what.

Tiny Tim is. Back in the day, people were always like inhaling industrial smoke and all that. And just, and, you know, their parents were eating gruel or whatever, and there just wasn't enough nutrients to make fully developed healthy. Especially for the pores. Yeah, the pores had gruel and smoke, I think.

Not that it's that much different today. They're saying that Tiny Tim suffered from renal to tubular acidias. Yucid. Rheal tubular acidosis. Acidosis. What means a kidney flushing? It's a kidney disease that makes blood too acidic.

Oh my God. Wow. Interesting. All right. It's him. Jesus Christ. I thought that he was just like tired and undernourish. Nah, nah. He's got renal renals. A renal's for days, man. Yeah, his renals were all fucked up. Just write that in the Wikipedia page.

Oh, but while you mentioned earlier that the two had visited a Brooklyn Nets game, They were playing the Cleveland Cavaliers that night And they met LeBron James Who's the biggest of our NBA star out there So tall So tall, so tall

But apparently he Touched Princess Kate Which you are not supposed to do I'm not supposed to touch that Not unless they're not allowed to be touched Yeah because remember this weapon with I think Michelle Obama touched the queen She hugged the queen

Yeah And people flip the fuck out And just like I felt that if anyone I mean the queen should be So lucky to be hugged by Michelle Obama. If I was Prince Kate, Princess Kate, whatever, I would be like, if I want one American to touch me, I want it to be their best basketball player.

I feel like she probably didn't give a fuck, though, right? No, well, I don't know. Well, she's a commoner, remember. Oh, so she's allowed to be touched. But William was like, and his hair fell out three times fast for that day. Oh man, it is going fast. It's going so fast. Honestly, Kate's probably like handsome basketball players can touch me as much as they want.

Man, I... There's a series of pictures and man, he doesn't take his hand off her once. Why would he? He's got that one hand on that shoulder. Or he's got one in the small of her back. Man, I want to watch that sex tape. Man, that's, I think that's great. I think that LeBron, I don't know whether he just, I mean,

probably just didn't know because, like, who the fuck knows you're not supposed to touch them. But I like the idea that he did know and he was like, what are they going to do? I'm LeBron James. Yeah, what can they do to me? We gained independence from these motherfuckers over 200. I'm not playing by their fucking rules anymore. This is Brooklyn, God damn it.

Yeah. Yeah. My house, even though it's technically the Brooklyn Nets house, but still. But still, it's Brooklyn. Yeah. Still Brooklyn. I'm hanging out in Park Slope right now. Hell yeah.

Yeah. Man, it's just, where is the sex tape? It's like they really. need some kind of like positive publicity. You know, what are they really doing? They fly around. Do you want to see a will in Kate sex tape, though? I mean, what I really want to see is a hairy Kate sex tape. And I feel like that's got to be down the road.

She's going to bump him at least once. Has to, right? Yeah. I mean, under... It's part of the initiation into the royal family in which she had to bump all of them, including the queen. Oh, yeah, got to bump him all. There's some bad stuff going on in that royal family that we don't know anything.

about. Man, my mom was all a tithy. When I was talking about Prince and Kate, well, it was from Will and Kate, uh, she was just like, you know, isn't it crazy that Charles slept with Camilla behind Dyes back? I was like, I guess it's crazy. She's like, Diana was the Kate earlier. She was the original Kate. And then he fucked that whore referred to gila as a whore and I'm like, I don't think you're allowed to do that. And I was like, well, you know, you're looking for some

kind of extra side play. It doesn't matter what they look like. She's like, she said that it was just extra horror play. Well, did she say it like that? She said it was a whore. She's a fuck as he fuck that whore, Jackie. And she, to this day,

hates Camilla. Camilla's not even in the public eye anymore. No one cares. I love Americans who are deeply invested in the drama of the British family. I mean, it was a big thing at the time, but what was that? 25 years ago? Yeah, at least.

Easily. I mean, Camilla, have you seen a picture of her at Camilla Parker Bowles, correct? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know who she is. Yeah, the Duchess of Cornwall? Sure. I mean, look. That's her these days.

She's so old. Yeah. She's too old to be a whore. Yeah, you can't call an... I guess, no, that's not true. You can be a whore in it. the age. She can be, but I don't think we should call her a whore. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. She's too old. She deserves respect at this point. You know who's never going to be a whore? Kate. No. Never.

Love her. Love her so much. Ugh. She's the pregnant face. I don't think, if I was pregnant, I would never, ever, ever look that beautiful. I would never glow. I would only look sallow and sad. Yeah, I'm not going to wear nice clothes when I'm pregnant. Fuck that. She's got those heels on. She's crying. She wears nice fancy dresses and heels. God, she must be exhausted. She's sick all the time. She's got real bad more than sickness. She's sick

all the time and she looks so good. And she chose to get pregnant again. Man, I'm so afraid if I'm ever pregnant. I'm already nauseous all the time. If I'm pregnant, I'm afraid I'm just going to be just a fucking projectile vomit machine. I bet she didn't choose to get pregnant again, though. I feel like that she probably had to have, you need an air and a spare.

Yeah, they have like a knife to her back. Yeah. You got to have the spare. Even though if she's a, ugh, girl. Nobody likes a girl. We hate them. Listener, Jim, from over in England, we're doing the live stream right now. She's listening in. And she said, about Diana, she said, Diana fucked that weird ginger cunt.

Harry's real dad. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. No shade towards extramarital affairs because definitely Diana was holding it down. I feel like they must have had some sort of understanding between them. It wasn't chosen out of love. Charles was like, you're attractive and I'm not. You know, I'm not attractive.

I'm going to pick another piece of meat to stick my rod, didn't you? And you could have a handsome fellow to do it with once. I mean, Harry definitely has a different father. Harry is fucking fine. Yeah. And Charles is not. Or Will's not. Yeah, he's got that British royalty face.

James Hewitt. That's the guy's name. James. That tennis, red-headed tennis guy who looks like Harry's clone. I think we looked at this up on the show once before. I'm talking about Wanna Marry Harry? No, not that clone.

A different clone. There's a side-by-side of this guy who Diana fucked. Yeah, that's it. Oh, damn. Oh, yeah, that's his daddy, man. She definitely fucked that tennis guy. Man, tennis players are probably really good at fucking. You think so?

Yeah. Oh! Why? Oh. I just, I feel like it's like, ooh, you fuck me like you play. That's what I would say if I fucked a tennis player, which I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there. I probably never will.

No. I don't think a tennis player is a class barrier there for all of us, I think. I think all of us tennis player, that's in our past. I think my last age I could have fucked a tennis player was like 28. Maybe. Maybe 28. I'm going to say high school when like normals play tennis, right? Because I feel like now that you need like a lot.

There's like a lot of equipment and... You know what? I'd take that back. Probably high school for me as well. Maybe my... Maybe at like 19. If one of the... Because I had, you know, some of the athletic girls saw me as like the bad boy out there.

Oh yeah. You could be the bad boy dallions of the jock girls. That's right. Yeah. That was my thing. That was your jam? Yeah. That was my fucking jam. Volleyball players and shit.

Oh, volleyball players are always sexy. They're fine. Yeah. They're tall. They got those tiny short. I tried to be a volleyball player. Not built for it. Speaking of tennis players, I was reading an excerpt of Brooke Shield's new autobiography.

And it is exceptional. The title, I think, on The People magazine was just like, like, my life, my mother, my love life, or something like that. It was like, got to read it. And there was a five-page excerpt. And part of it is when she was with Andre Agassiz. who in my head, tell me to name a tennis player, I'll say the William sisters and Andre Agassi because I remember my grandmother used to watch fucking tennis

and she thought he was sexy, which is disgusting. Because he's not sexy. Andre Agassi? Yeah, I remember him? Bald, dude. And I guess he had a heroin addiction. And she writes all about it. And she also writes about,

I have got to read the part about Blue Lagoon because she was so young. And she intimates, I mean, got to buy the book, that she was like into her co-star. I mean, I think they were both 15. They were both nude through most of the movie. And it was all about, I think it was Blue Lagoon 2 that she was in, right? She was in the original.

She was in the 1980, yeah. Oh, the second one was where they really fuck. In the Victorian period, two children is shipwrecked on a tropical island in the South Pacific, with no adults to guide them. two make a simple life together, unaware that sexual maturity will eventually intervene. Uh-oh, it always does. Have you ever seen Blue Lagoon?

I have not, but it sounds, based on that description, I really want to see it immediately. It is rough, though, because you're watching it, and you're like, these are actual children. Like, they are 14-15 in the movie. It's not like they're older people playing younger people, and it's about them

realizing, like, oh, we need to mate, and it's all very animalistic. It's two girls are at a boyish. a boy and a girl. And the boy is beautiful. And the girl is Brooke Shields. I was totally hoping that it was totally queer. Look at how beautiful they are though. I mean, they are just a beautiful couple. And I remember watching it too young and being like, I think I'm getting turned on with this. Am I uncomfortable? But I was under the age of 18. So it was fine then. But now I'm scared to watch it. Because you don't want to, yeah, adult shouldn't be

getting turned on by young teenagers. Effin. No, I talked to a male co-worker that he watched about, hour of it and he's like you know I just shut it off because I found that I was starting to get turned on and I got really grossed out with myself and I was getting turned on by it so I shut off the movie. Blue Lagoon? Yeah. Oh yeah. It's very sexy. Yeah. It is because they're discovering and like and it's so primal.

But she has chapters based on it because she never wanted to be an actress. Her mother pushed her. She was an insane show mother. I have to read this book. That sounds great. port back. I think I'm going to buy it for myself for Christmas and just really, it's sorted. It's sorted. This reminds me of how I've

come to feel about everything Edgar Allan Poe has ever written because it's like all these like beautiful, like Annabelle Lee's like a beautiful love poem about like his love. This 14 year old cousin. Exactly. And then you realize that he's writing about children. It's not the exact same thing because he was an adult. At least two children discovering their sexuality together totally fine. I guess but I don't want to watch it. Yeah, right.

No, not okay for adults to get off on it. I think. It's hard not. I dare you to watch it and not get turned on. Yeah, I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying, I understand. I'm not the problem. You're the problem.

But I feel like in Edgar Allan Poe's age, it was fine to bop a 14-year-old. I think that he was pushing it. I think that, you know, back then, yes, like, you know, they bobbed. Adult, like, affirmative consent laws, statutory consent laws didn't exist that way. But definitely both fucking. Charlie Chaplin and Ed Garland Poe, two of my childhood heroes definitely fucked children in like a way and also people in their families at the same time.

Not okay even then, I think, unfortunately, really ruins things. Yeah, he married her at 13, Virginia Clem. Yeah. And she only died of, and then she died of tuberculosis seven years later. Yeah, everyone in his life died of tuberculosis. It was like God was smiting him for fucking children. Well, it's also fairly contagious. Maybe not.

Yeah, that too. It's extremely Everyone around who's dying of the consumption. Yeah, everyone had it. Probably it wasn't God. And Paul was, he was only 27 when he married the 13-year-old. So, my age.

Marrying a 13-year-old? What if Jackie brought in a 13-year-old boy and was like, guys. This is my boyfriend. I wrote a love poem about him. It was 1835 in Baltimore. He's wearing jinkos. and he's wearing a spike necklace

and you know what he loves me for me and he writes me poetry The age of consent used to be I learned this from the Ken Burns Prohibition documentary The age of consent until I don't remember when sometime in the 1800s was like 10 So it's true that 10 they are mature

It was a legal Like there was legal shit that made that not culturally frowned upon That is a good point that you make But I still don't like it You're bringing your cultural and social norms to Edgar Allan Poe in the 1800s. What do you know, Molly?

Think of how supple her nipples were. Oh, God. So supple. No. Ugh, they're probably puffy. No one likes a puffy nipple. I've been a 13-year-old girl. I know that I was not old enough to have sex with anyone,

much less a 27-year-old man. A 27-year-old absent addict. Exactly, who is really, really, really dark. No. Yeah, but he loved birds. He didn't love birds. It's so cute. I love two things.

birds and little girls And darkness You forgot about the third thing Darkness Yes Sadness as well No he's a bad man At ground poems

Yeah He's fine Good poet Bad man Tell tall Talk talk Tell tell Tell tell heart

Is this How many of I had Oh we got a bad girl That's looking to go good Oh Where a bad girl at What a bad girl at What a teaser

Lindsay Lohan She says she's never going back to L.A. She is in London and she is sober. Okay, let me push back on that for a second. I don't think that London is the fucking dry city of the world. No, in my, I remember everyone that went to London when we were in college. They all got all fucked up on drugs. Ketamine and ecstasy.

Just fucking each other. In my head, that's what London is. That's why I've got to move there. Yeah, people at, no joke, in a mental survey in my head I'm doing of people I know who are from London, a lot of them enjoy the drugs and the alcohol and a couple of them sober from too much of enjoying the drugs and the alcohol. It is not a sober city.

London broke them? London, well, if not broke, I'd say made them reevaluate your ability to do so much drugs and alcohol. It is a wet town. Oh yeah, girl. I got a wet town in my pants right now. As they would say in my prohibition documentary,

I think that London is pretty wet. Ew. You mean saturated? Or as one listener put it? Damp. I hate damp and I hate moist and I hate panties. It's a town full of moist. Oh, moist girls.

Moist girls wearing paint. Wait, no, what's the other movie? The other Brooke Shields movie. Pretty Baby. Have you guys ever seen Pretty Baby? No. Don't watch Pretty Baby Marcus Sorry I think that's also

Why shouldn't I watch it? What is it with me that I shouldn't watch it? Because Susan Sarandon is her mother And I believe she's a whore in London And Brooke Shields is her daughter That is 13 coming of age And they sell her to a man And it's all about her fucking this dude

And she's 13 years old God, why aren't they keep doing this? You know when I saw this movie? Oh, it was New Orleans Oh, it was New Orleans Same fucking difference 12 She was 12

I saw this movie. I was house-sitting my English teacher's house over the summer. And he was like, come in, I've got a million movies, and you can watch them on my huge TV, and you guys can hang out in my house. So we did. He had four different versions of Pretty Baby, and we watch it and we're like, why does Mr. Kaufman have this many?

Yeah, this sounds like a problematic situation. And it creeped us out so bad that we wouldn't hang out there anymore. Jesus. The tagline is a teenage girl, lives as a process. in the early days of America only to know her body is for bounty. Oh my Lord. It makes me think of London because it reminds me of like a Dickens era tape thing where it's just like, ugh, don't do it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Susan Saranda gave Sarandon gave a G-string to Brooke Shield so she wouldn't have to be totally nude. See, I think here's a thing. And her mother forced her to do these things. We are putting actors and actresses through shitty situations when we make them do these movies. What if we just say we don't need to make movies about adults fucking children anymore? But now we don't have actual 12 year olds play 12 year olds.

That's the difference. And that was also 1978 when this movie was made. Yeah, yeah. But like, I don't know. I feel like there's an interesting argument to be made maybe where you're just like, you know what? We know that people used to fuck children, you know, it was normal. You mean dudes.

Dudes. Yeah. And what if we just say we're not going to recreate that for everyone's sexual titillation? on film. Ooh, titillation. Damn. Very moist titillation. Ew, Marcus.

This is as far as the meeting has gotten when film executives are like, one film executive is like, what if we don't? And everyone's like, all right, queen like the movie like the movie. Everyone's titillated. Fucking fine, titillate it. Oh my God.

You know who is going to play the role of Belach who is the main dude character in the movie Who? Jumtra No way! John Tra! I think he's like, I can't get hard.

I can't get hard for that. I can't do that. You know what he did instead? Grease. Oh my God. Okay, good choice though, right? Good choice. Although look at the picture of the dude

that did play that man because he is creepy as fuck. I mean, Jondra would have been creepy as fuck, but at least at that time, He was a hot dude. Oh, Keith Carrion played him? Oh, Jesus. It was Keith Carradine?

Yeah, he played Bell. I didn't know. He's creepy as fucking shit in that movie. Yeah. Keith Carradine's fucking great. It was the same summer I read Lolita and I was like, I don't trust anyone ever again. Yeah, that's a terrible syllabus you built for yourself there. I was just like, I can't do it.

It was like, my English teacher's house. Like, I can't do this. No, get out of there. My life is over. That's really strange. But yeah, it was Keith Caradine. Please, that's Keith Carity. That's crazy.

Don't watch a movie. Lach. Brandon is really hot in the movie, though, but she's such a horror. Literally. Guys, whore joke. A lot of horror jokes today. I've been into the word whore and sluts. Yeah, I think it's because I was hanging out with my mother.

How do you feel if I told you that there's a, it's something that can be reclaimed positively? You mean, girl, you're such a whore? Well, actually, yeah. I don't know if horror can ever, I can slut I could see that. Well, it can be reclaimed by people who, you know, are sex workers who can say identify as a whore. See, sex workers are fine. And when I say the word whore, I think of Moulon Rouge. Yeah, yeah, like a old, like a historic.

Yeah, yeah. No, those are sex workers. I feel the word is completely different. Yeah. You know? No, I hear you. But you're saying we're taking the, they're taking the word. I think some, I think there is an argument out there that is take the stigma away from the word.

But what about prostitute? See, prostitute, I feel like that's a better word. Shitty word, I think it's shitty word. Because it's so like clinical. You're prosecuting yourself, you're selling yourself. Yeah, but it's never said like prostituting yourself with an exclamation mark. I think it's great. If I could make money selling my sex, I would do it. Yeah. No one wants it. It's old. It's putty. I would say it's like a putty. Or a puffy. It would be a putty, putty, putty, or I guess it would be a putty-puddy-putty-tat. So, putty-putty tat. That is another word for my vagina.

Your put-y-tat? My putty-puddy-tat. Made out of putty. All right, it's time for the list. Who's on a list? It's Christmas. Gotta have that list. All right, today's list.

It's the end of the year, of course. and the one thing that's bestowed upon... Jack Nicholson isn't dead yet, by the way. I know, dude. Throw it out. Two years, wrong. I just got to stop. Two years running, man. Jack Nicholson's still alive.

I cannot believe it. He's going to live to be a terrifying 116-year-old man. Man, I just want to fuck alongside of Jack Nicholson just once. Alongside of him. Yeah, I don't want to fuck him. I just fuck alongside of someone. Fucking alongside of someone is highly underrated. Yeah, right?

Yeah, fucking alongside someone else. It's great. Long strides. Is the person watching? Also fucking. They're also fucking. You're fucking someone. They're fucking someone next to you.

Two different pairs of people next to each other. Yeah, you're just fucking in the same room. It's great. Really? Yeah. Interesting. And you don't even have to switch partners. Just fucking alongside someone.

Yeah. I have questions, but we don't have to do that now. This is more sex and other human activities. Yeah. But I'm intrigued. We can continue this conversation. They're done. Yes, we can. But what everyone always looks forward to at the end of every year, and of course, this was announced in November, who this year's sexiest man alive was.

Don't tell me it's fucking maroon five piece of shit. Can I guess? Is it Iderselba? No. I don't know who this is. Stringer Bell from the wire. Oh, Stringer Bell. Just say Stringer Bell, and I'm like, yum, yum, yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Okay, wait, can I have another guess? Brad Pitt? No. Too old? He's over, I think. Sexiest man of this year. Oh, Chris Pratt?

You got the Chris right. Oh, is it? Oh, my God. Is it office? No. The office. I mean, Parks and Rec. Chris Pratt.

No. That's what I said. It's Chris Hemsworth. Who's that? Fuck that. Thor. No. Oh, Thor.

X. No, I don't like it. Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt is the number one. Chris Pratt, right? Sorry, my head, I wasn't thinking of him. Yeah, Lego movie. Guardians of the Galaxy.

He's a great year. He is sex on a plate. Yeah, he had a good year. Oh, I just want to eat him up. Can I see a picture of Chris Helmsworth? I would rather see a picture of Chris Pratt. Oh, him? Ew.

X. No, he's from Hunger Games. That's why. I agree with Jackie, X. Who is he even? picture of Chris Pratt though? Who is he in Hunger Games? Or is he the brother of the one in Hunger Games?

He's the brother of the one in Hunger Games. They're all the fucking same. Pita? Yeah. Yeah. Love it. Chris Pratt. God, he's so...

Yeah. Yeah. He looks good. It should obviously be him. That's ridiculous. That's dumb. Marcus, write it in the charts. We think it's dumb.

Take a letter, Marcus. Take a letter. Let me take a letter to People magazine. Please. Yes, Mary, please bring my dictaphone. I would love it if you could start being a stenographer. Can you be our stenographer? We have a lot of letters to write.

I feel like you know shorthand, don't you? Oh, of course. Beep, beep, poop, poop. Magic buttons, writing court things. Let's go through some of the past sexiest men alive. Of course, last year, Adam Levine. Fuck you. Once again, I fundamentally disagree.

I got into, I actually got into a big argument with my quote unquote mother saying, she was like, what do you mean? She's like, of course he deserves to be the sexiest man. I said, you are wrong woman. He is not. And then he's so full of himself. Shake him until he fucking dies of sins. And have we even heard about him at all this year? No, he's just on the voice who cares.

I love the voice, but I hate him. Yeah. 2012, Channing Tatum. Oh, too big of a neck Two neck Two neck Head neck Two neck

Two neck for sex You know what I mean I stand by what I said Do you guys I've only seen the headlines Did you guys read the email The Channing Tatum Sent to Sony

No This headline is all over the place I saw that headline too But I didn't read it Everyone's a hubbub About these fucking Sony emails I know I mean it's not all that

fucking fan. It's not all that huge. Just somebody called Angelian Jolie a whiny, spoiled brab. I'm sure she is. And then there's that fun picture of her like clutching the woman who said it at a party. And trying to kill her with her little hands on her elbows. She has like a claw hand

trying to kill her via the elbow. That's fun. But yeah, I don't, I'm not interested in the Sony hack other than that. Yeah. I'm not really interested either other than the freedom of speech issues that it raises. But that's a completely different show. It is. Yes. I was just wondering because everyone's talking about Chan and Catam

is just because he writes a legible email, everyone's like and we love him even more because of it. Oh, because he can use words together and sentences. I honestly I click on almost everything and I didn't even care enough to click it.

It doesn't matter. I was just wondering if you guys have read it. I haven't yet. His neck is too big. Yeah, but I mean, apparently he's a very good man. What's it? Jenna DeWan. Notice how he didn't say actor though I don't find him to be here no no I'm not saying he's a good actor I am saying that in real life apparently he's a very like good person which I appreciate and he was an actual stripper in Orlando which I would have seen yeah I appreciate that and he actually was great in Magic Mike actually now that you mentioned that he didn't watch the whole thing but he's good and and I appreciated him more after learning that he really was a dancer but I got a dipsy dude a lot of it you know what I mean

2011 was Bradley Cooper If you remember back then Sex. Fair. He is sex. Here's a weird one. 2010. Ryan Reynolds.

Yeah, remember that? Remember when everyone loved Ryan Reynolds? I do. And I was confused by it at the time. He was married to Scarla Johansson at the time. At the time. But now he's with Blake lively.

And apparently they are just the tits of a couple. Everyone loves the two of them together. Because she's like shadowing to become the new Martha Stewart. Like that's what she's trying to be. Really? Yeah. And she's trying to create her own home products and her own magazine and all of her own things. And she's like, pregnant is fucking shit. And she's still out there like

working on recipes and like trying to like say like, like, this is how you set a dining room table and all that fucking bullshit. But I mean, it ain't no goop and I'm happy about that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Alternatives to goop. I am down with anything that's not Gwyneth Peltranes. But Ryan Reynolds has just a generic face. Just a most generic. Yeah. He's just a man. Yeah. He's just A mediocre looking man. 2009, they weren't even trying.

Just mad Johnny Depp. Why not? Yuck. No, at that point, too old. Yeah, way too old. Too old. Yeah. Oh, 2008. Hugh Jackman. Look at this weird face on this man.

Yeah, no. Gay is the day as long. He is. But look at his weird face. Yeah, but he's got a chisel jaw. I'm going to send everybody that's on the live chat. He has a chisel jaw. He's tight.

Yeah, he's very tight. And he could dance. But I would not put him in the, category is world sexiest man. Absolutely not. No. I don't agree with any of them. You know what? I hate this. Why do they do this? The only one we agreed with was

fucking Bradley Cooper. Yes. So Bradley Cooper is for show. Yeah. 2007, Matt Damon? I guess. I was born identity. Yeah, I'll allow it. I'm fine with Matt Damon, but I don't think he's unattracted. Me neither. I never thought that he was. He's kind of myth. He's got a good personality, though.

He's got kind eyes. Yeah, he does. 2006 was George Clooney. Great. Sure. That's fine, I guess. Let's do that. 2005 was Matthew McConaughey. Way back in 2005. What was 05 for?

I don't know. Yeah, what was he even doing in 05? Was that sweet old? He was in all the romantic. That was in his romantic comedy story. He was sexy in the wedding planner. 10 ways to how to lose a guy in 10 days. Loved it.

Oh my God, that's such a good movie. It's pretty good. It's not bad. That's fine. I mean, it's no wedding planner, but I'll take it. That's fine. I'll let him go. Will you allow it? I'll allow it.

I would like it to come back for him. Next to your Chris Pratt. It's coming back for him. Oh, you want him to get that specific title. I want him to get it again. Because he's definitely a sought after dude now. Oh, yeah. Are they not allowed to, is it no repeatses?

No repeatses? I don't know if it's no. I'm sure George Clooney got it before 2005. Bustack. You're, are you kidding me? 1995 probably 2004 was Jude Law Yuck

That's a weird one I bet that was AI Yeah AI That would have been I heart Huckabee's I hate it I don't like Jude Law

Yeah me neither What is it He's his face I love to hate him Alfie Alfie That movie made me Want to stick a knife

Through his throat Dead Alfie he is That's a movie I'd watch It's a remake of like an old school movie About a dude that is like a male chauvinist And it's just him With a mirage

Barrage of women Because they were real They were real women And I didn't like it I did not enjoy it It's a remake of a Michael Cain movie And Michael Cain, yeah Fuck a bunch of girls

I want to watch that But you love me He doesn't have the mountain Yeah, he's got a little puss of a face. Yes, he does have a pussy way. I don't mean that like at a pussy way. Like the word to describe his face is just puss. No, yeah, it's Puss. Oh, look at your little push.

Puss. Yeah, push face. Yeah, it's time for blind items. Oh, we can't see him. Which voiceover actress on that long running animated sitcom, the longest running animated sitcom, is flat broke. She's donated most of her

paychecks from the show to that organization no one likes and has also drained her bank account in the process. So it's got to be somebody from the Simpsons. March? No. Lisa. No. Mrs.

Craboppel. No. She passed away recently. No. It's a woman who does. It's a woman who does the voice of a boy. Oh, Bart. Oh.

Nancy Hartwright is one of Hollywood's biggest Scientology supporters. Oh, that's the organization. Yes, Scientology. Wait, to ruin my life, Marcus. She came to do a speech at my college way back when, and after the speech, she sat there and handed out Scientology pamphlets to everyone. Nancy Cartwright is a well-known Scientologist. Oh, so she's not bankrupt.

She's just moved on the, she's in the upper echelon of Scientology, because that's how you move up from level to level is the more money you gave and the more you give away of your life, then you get higher up. Oh my God, do you not see it? It's a scam. How much money? It's a scam.

What are you doing? It's crazy. That is devastating. It's based on how much money you give them. Are you fucking crazy? Man, Nancy Cartwright, she gets $300,000 per episode of the Simpsons. She has a net worth of $60 million.

Jesus Christ. But she's broke, according to the blind item, meaning that she gives all of her money to Scientology. Oh, my God. What do they do? How do they get these people into their claws? They're good at it. They're good.

They get you a little bit in and then you can get out. So you may as well just really join the choir. Start swinging. Oh, my Lord. Oh, that's so depressing. How do we get her out of it? We got to shake her out of us. Yeah.

Oh, she's gone, man. Yeah, they're gone. She's gone. I mean, when she came to my car, She came to Texas Tech That was like 2004, 2004, 2005. Damn, so. Well over 10 years ago.

Yeah, so this woman is gone. That's so sad. Yeah, I just put it out of my mind when I... Plus, I don't really like Bart all that much anyway. Yeah, he's not the most interesting character. If it was Hank Azaria, that would be a different thing. No, or Dan Castellaneda. Oh, my God.

No, we know. I'd do anything for him. Yikes. Even joins Scientology. Jesus. Don't do it. Molly, don't. Just to justify that he's a good man.

You don't have enough money to join scienceology. No, no. They would not accept me. Mm-mm. This A-list mostly movie actress and her A-list singer might have been acting romantic while in public,

but then why the separate hotel rooms while out of the country on a trip, not even the same suite, barely the same floor. They only got together when they emerged in public. She just loves those cold and sterile relationships.

Whoa. And she was in a cold and sterile relationship for quite a while. Gwen Bell? Oh no. Even colder and more sterile than that, although you got the hair color right. Ooh, blonde bitch. Oh, no. She was in a cold, cold, cold sterile one for a very long time.

Very cold, very cold. Cold and sterile. You look at her. It was colder than goop. Than goop, man. Goop is fucking cold as ice. Goop is ice cold. Australian woman.

Oh, Nicole Kidman. And the singer, country singer, Keith Urban. Yeah, well, say country loosely, please. Loosely. I mean, he does wear the sweatbands on his wrists. But that's fine because she's an alien and he is gay. And I think it's understandable that they have two separate rooms. Wait, does the sweatbands mean that he's like a ska kid?

It looks like he is. when we watch, I told you guys about when we watched the concert of him. We fell in a big, Keith Urban hole, if I remember correctly. And he had the sweat bands that had his initials embroidered on them. And then also had the, it was Daniel Johnson. What's the name of the album?

Are you here? Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Yeah, with the monster on it. That was very tight. And he had a big belt on, he had pants on very tight. And it's like, how do you rock? that. How do you're rocking tight

and sweat bands on your wrist? Gay. Putting it out there and she looks like E.T. She's not that Madonna thing going where it's like, how can you get any tighter? And her hair is always slick back

so hard and she talked to like she can't smile. No, well, she's nothing to smile about. She just scowls. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, she's just So off.

Relax. That picture. Damn, and she used to be so hot. I know. She was so fucking hot. You don't need to do. She was one of the hottest women around. At least as far as I was concerned.

She was gimmee gimmies for a very long time. I mean, Mulan Rouge, man. Gotta watch it. Don't watch it. But I love it. Don't watch it?

I mean, it's bad. Is it? I know it's a bad movie. It is? I've seen it probably a hundred times. I almost watched it the other night when I was deciding between Lay Mizz and... Lay Mizz, hands down. Yeah.

Hands down. Go watch Chicago. That was solid. Yeah, I like Chicago. Yeah, I mean, I love Chicago. I like Chicago. I just think the music of Lamez is a lot better. The music is perfect.

I mean, John C. Riley, amazing. Queen of Tifa, so good. She good. John C. Riley should have been in Lamez. Like, he should have been Javert. I don't know. He doesn't have the... Oom for Javert.

Does Russell Crow have any oom? No, he didn't. But he did a good job with what he was given. He did. Yes, Marcus? What are you fucking laughing at? I was going to John C. Riley and Les Mizz. Look down.

Go look down. Man, I think he would have done a great job. You could cast him in anything and he'd be good. Well, I haven't seen him in a long time. He's been doing a whole lot of TV stuff. On what? Like stuff with Tim and Eric. Oh, that's right.

Spaghetti. And Brule's rules. Brul's rules, you dummy? Man, spaghetti is so funny. Have you ever watched Tim and Eric? I highly recommend it, but also Tim and Eric has been coming out with a lot of new stuff lately. That is very funny, very weird as fuck.

Yeah, I mean, I've seen years ago Tim and Eric, but not new Tim and Eric. But anything that, even if you just Google John C. Riley, Tim and Eric, look at fucking YouTube videos. Just look up Brul's rules. He's so, or Spaghetti. Spaghetti to me is so funny He's just a man that has a bunch of fucking spaghetti on his face

And he'll pop up in random place and be like Spaghetti And it's just so dumb It's so dumb You shut off your brain And brul's rules where he's wasted And he's bros Roles

And he's So on point I guess at this point I feel like he's probably made a bunch of fucking money And he's like I just want to do what I want to do And I think that's what he's doing right now and I applaud it.

That is a hard decision to make, and I love them. Oh, Mr. Salafane in Chicago, though. Such a good number. No, it was a great number. Such a good number. Wonderful number. All right. Salafein, Mr. Salafane.

Anyway. It's time for a gay out of the week. Who is gay today? This permanent A-List singer. who is living off his hits from several decades ago was at a hotel in London recently and had a male escort delivered. Nothing unusual about this.

What was unusual was that our singer who's not really that open about his sexuality was in a wheelchair. Apparently, unless he's singing on stage or doing some type of television appearance, he doesn't have the strength to walk and has a 24-hour nurse to help him to. Oh, male nurse?

Quite possibly. Living off a hits from years and years ago, always over at Las Vegas singing Mandy. Don't you fucking dare. You came and you gay. Of course. Barry Matalo is as gay as a day as long. That's how I found out what the word gay meant was when I asked if I could ever marry Barry Manilow when I saw him for like the fifth or sixth time.

And my mom said, no, he's gay. And then I asked what gay meant. That's how I found out. And what did your mom say? She said happy and lighthearted And I figured it out down the road What gay actually meant And because Barry Mello is happy

And he is lighthearted He sure is And but then he would do all these I put it together finally Like he would do all these romantic love duos With like wonderful insane women And I watched him at a performance And like there was no heat

There was no fire Like it should have been like very sexy and it wasn't. He loves the piano though. I, he answered me when I screamed out, Marry me, Perry. And what did he say? He laughed and he's like, I love you. And then kept playing the song and I was like, oh,

still play and still great. Oh my God, he's in a wheelchair. I have to see him again before I die. Is it just because he's old? He's very old. He's old. And his face, talk about plastic. Cool. He's a little bit tight. He was made on a plastic.

He's still looking great. He was a hot Jew, man. Tell you what. A hot Jew? Is that what he said? Hot Jew. Is he Jewish? Oh, yeah, he's very Jewish. I didn't know.

His original, his real name is Barry Pinkus. It's rough. Manilow is much better. Maniloh was better. Yeah, good job, Barry. Oh, I love. Love him, though. He still sounds great. Yeah, he was a judge on American Idol back when I was still watching it, which was

2003. Not a judge, I'm sorry, a guest judge. 2003? Clay Aiken's season, yes. Damn, girl, that's been on a long time. I know. What's going on? 2003, I was a senior in high school.

Staying up late to vote for Clay Aiken. Oh, gross. Ooh. Listen, I would have voted for him for senator if I lived in North Carolina. or Congress or whatever he was running for. Whatever. I would have voted for him as many times as I did for American Idol. Which was hundreds. Hundreds.

Well, maybe not hundreds. Dozens? Maybe you were the reason why he won. You ever think about that? He didn't win. Yeah. Was that the... Ruben Stuttered.

Ruben Stuttered. Yeah, no, he didn't win. Are you saying that I'm the reason that he didn't win? Maybe. Maybe you didn't believe in him enough. impossible we had such a frilly lily lily voice

not that frilly lily I don't know what you mean yeah there was no powerhouse he won't ain't know clearly I'll tell you what I beg to differ but you honestly you're probably right given his career trajectory was that the was it Kelly Clarkson's year

the guy that had the curls they were in that movie together that like summer beach movie yeah I think that I didn't watch that season, but I think I know what you're talking about. Was he the second runner up or was he the winner the following year? What was his name? No one gives a fuck about him anymore.

Justin. Yes. He was the runner up. Kelly and Justin. Because the second year was Clay versus Rubin. Okay. I guess it was the first year. Justin Guarini.

Justin Guarini. And then they had that weird beach movie together. I totally forgot about that. I don't think I've thought about it since until now. 2002 probably. Well, it's the Christmas season. Uh-oh. And we got a little tradition.

Yay! We got a little tradition here at page 7. I just put it over on the chat. Yeah. I'm also going to post it over here on the Facebook page right now so we can all watch it together because it's time for our annual viewing slash listening of, I don't know. I think you might like it. It hasn't been Christmas until we watch this, you guys.

I know. I know. All right, everybody. Here we go. Yeah. It's time. Oh, my God. It's so good.

It's John Traw and Olivia Newton, John, in case you're a newer listener. Just go look up. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's... So much boot scoot. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. It was. has beard only on his chin. It has 8 million views. John's drawing a plane. Here comes a magical spell of Christmas.

Oh, and Libby Newton, John's going and meeting him in her little, oh, her little shaguller. Hell yeah. Driving three miles an hour. Why would they show it? Put it on a green screen. Yeah.

Food school. No green screen, though Oh my god, she's so old in this And her entire car is filled up with presents The editing is too fast Yeah No Oh my god

What are they gonna see each other? Meeting at the airport that's also a country club It is yeah, because it is definitely not an airport But they're running Oh, they're running towards each other Oh, if we ever pointed out that John Traves We're in a wallet chain in this entire thing Oh god

Oh, look at this Bootskin Oh, and this is an awkward hug Now they're both in the car together They moved the gifts And then this is the weird Fake acting portion Oh yeah, his kids are there

Yeah, there's just kids They're hanging out And half of this video takes place In an airport waiting Like an airport term Which is not because I'm pretty sure it's a car Yeah, it's a car rental or a DMV Yeah

Everything on a is that the walls are all white cinder block. There's no security or anything. And those are his real parents, right? Isn't that what we discovered? I think, yeah, it's his real family members. Oh, the troops are there. Good for America.

Good for America, absolutely. There's no airplanes around the airport, though. The cop is lonely. There's a shot of a cop. Oh, he hugs the troops. That's right, because there's one. There's one. There's one.

had no one there, but then the cop was like, eh. Oh, yeah. Oh, now they're wearing holiday sweaters. Ew. Watching it's a wonderful life. Are they, do they fuck? Is that what this is about?

I don't think they do. Now the troops are both good. Ew, it's so bad. It's so uncomfortable. Why did they make this? Everything about it is very fucking uncomfortable. When they say, I think you might like it, what do they mean by it?

Oh no Oh he is wearing a wallet chain Marcus I can't believe we didn't notice And like the song isn't even Perchance good I feel bad for the children that they brought into this They didn't know what they were getting into Look at the road

Yeah they just drive off Without saying anything to anyone Cackling Oh Every year that song gets a little harder to watch I love it so much. And listener Jim said my dad had lunch with Olivia Newton John and said her face barely moved. Why did he have lunch with Olivia Newton-John?

Good question. Yeah. Did they talk about Jondra? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Well, we're on like a 20-second delay here. God damn it. So she doesn't know that we've asked why, why, why?

Oh, my God, that's amazing. Olivia Newton-John. Oh. I hope that her father's kiss. a little bit newton John. Even if he feels like kissing a mask, I'm fine with it. I'd still kiss her. If her face was a mask?

I mean, her face is a mask. Of fake skin. He works for the BBC for Jim. Is one of our British listeners. Yeah, we got a bunch of Brits listening right now. It's like past midnight there. Thank you for staying up late, British listeners. Thank you very much.

British people. British people. Thank you. Thank you, British people. All right. Everyone watch Muppet Christmas Carol right fucking now And have a great time with it. Yeah. Get a bottle of wine, maybe some whiskey,

or maybe a glass of water. All three. You know, all three. It would definitely help to have a glass of water around. And I'll watch Muppet Christmas Carol and I hope you cry too. That's it. This is it for Christmas.

Your name is? I guess I'm Jackie DeBreski and I think you might like it. My name is Mala. and I think I do like it. Oh my God, Marcus. My name is Marcus Parks and I know that I do. Yes! We'll see you in 2015, motherfuckers.

Oh my God, motherfuckers. We will. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're getting old. Let's get out of you. Oh, goodbye, everyone. Thanks for listening.