Page 7 - Episode 105: Year of Sinbad with Ed Larson
Episode Date: May 10, 2015Ed Larson joins us to talk about Felicia Rashad coming out on the side of Cosby, Tina Fey getting attacked by raccoons, and the latest rumors about JohnTra. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen ...to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Who's seen whiplash?
Nobody?
No.
Come on.
He's amazing.
It's all about music.
It's drum it.
I'll watch drumline again.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
We're good to go.
Just talk about drumline, bringing it back.
But fuck, it's a new year.
2015, everybody.
My name is Jackie Zabrowski.
My name is Molly.
I'm Marcus Parks.
And with us today, Ed Larson from the Brider Side.
How are you doing, guys?
What's going on?
Hell yeah, man.
Thanks for having me.
I'm really falling behind on my movies I have to see this year.
I'm falling severely behind.
Oh, man, I'm up on the up and up.
I'll let you know what's going on.
I saw Wilde yesterday.
Good stuff.
She ain't got no makeup on.
Oh!
That's every article I read about Wild.
It's Reese Witherspoon's movie.
Apparently, she's really, really good in it.
But in between, it's like, this is a great movie.
Then I see an article that's like,
She ain't got no makeup on.
Everything is about how she doesn't have makeup on in the movie.
It's pretty funny.
Yeah, I know nothing about Wilde, but...
She doesn't wear makeup.
Okay.
If you were wondering.
Well, that makes me want to see it.
Dan from Deadwood's in it?
Ooh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, he's great.
He's wonderful.
Man, speaking of Deadwood, though, we re-watched Winter's Bone last night.
What episode is that?
No, Winter's Bone is...
With Jennifer Lawrence, right?
Jay Love, her first breakout movie.
I love that movie.
Man.
She's in the woods with the squirrels, eating the squirrels.
Yeah, it's all rough and bad.
And it's like, she doesn't even look like what she looks like now in that movie.
I know she's grown up, but she looks Asian in that movie.
I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's the no makeup.
But I think there's that guy, Garrett Dillahunt.
He's a great actor.
Garrett Dillahunt.
I don't know who that is.
He's in Parenthood.
I love Parenthood.
He was the guy that shot Wild Bill.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
And then the inexplicably brought.
brought back as a completely different character.
Which was great.
Which was awesome, yeah.
He pulled it off.
Yeah, way too good.
But what's his name, John Shock?
John Hawks.
John Hawks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the MS guy.
Man, so good.
Was that MS?
What was that disease?
No, I'm talking about the sessions,
where Helen Hunt beat him off.
Oh, I didn't see that.
I thought he's talking about dead one.
Oh, Saul or Seth or whatever his name is.
Star.
Saul Star.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's dreamy.
Yeah.
Is he a weird way?
He's a little wiry.
He's the clerk in from Dust Till Dawn.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
That face, there's something about, I was in Winter's Bono saying that too.
It's like, yeah, you know, it's like, if he just slapped me around a bit and he just gave me that, like, creepy look, I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I love.
Yeah, he's dreamy.
He's dreamy.
I love it.
Good for you guys.
Well, there's.
There are people like us out there.
You think you look.
Too weird to love. There's people like us out there.
Yeah.
Well, there is one man who is definitely too weird and too awful to love.
Uh-oh.
Bill Cosby, of course, is...
He used to be not that weird and awful to love.
Yeah, he used to be. He used to be pretty okay.
Even lovable.
Yeah, lovable. Someone I really couldn't get much of a shit about.
Alicia Rashad finally stood up for him today.
That's right. Felicia Rashad has come out and said that although she doesn't want to, quote,
become part of the public debate.
She said, I love
them about Cosby.
Forget these women. What you're seeing is the
destruction of a legacy, and I think it's
orchestrated. I don't know why or who's
doing it, but it's the legacy, and it's
a legacy that is so important to the culture.
Felicia said, you just became part of the
debate in a big way. That was like,
I don't mean to disrupt anything
here, but
I'm going to kill.
What do you think? 50 million?
50 million he gave her how much he gave her
honestly he probably gave her 100 million dollars
he's like here's a hundred million dollars please Rashad
No I hear she's a weird woman and I mean she played his wife for a really long time
You know yeah she knew the the other side of him
Because she probably never had to fucking deal with any of that shit
So he's probably great to her
You think that she might be like on the inside like I know that he's a creep
But I'm in it with him kind of thing?
Or what if it's all a lie you know being created by the government
to take down the legacy of this powerful black man.
Okay, I'm going to read the exact same thing that Felicia Rashad just said,
but with a different tone.
Forget these women.
What you're seeing is the destruction of a legacy,
and I think that it's orchestrated.
I don't know why or who's doing it, but it's the legacy,
and it's a legacy that is so important to the culture.
She's turning into a conspiracy theory.
Man, she's going Randy Clay.
She's getting all Randy Clay on us.
Someone is determined to keep Bo Cosby off of TV,
and it's worked all of his contract.
have been canceled.
Think about it.
It's all you have to do.
Anything she says is you just have to add think about it to the end
and she's become a full-on conspiracy thing.
Except I can never imagine her saying anything that forceful.
She just seems like such a chill woman.
75 million dollars.
I mean, yeah, even like, you know,
I feel like I've had seen some people being like, you know,
Bill Cosby did create a legacy.
and was really important to all these people.
All of that can be true.
It's just also true sometimes that wonderful people
who build wonderful legacies are also terrible.
You know, wonderful artists are sometimes just shitty people.
Oh, yeah.
You know?
We know about shitty people.
Who are some other ones?
Who are some other people that built legacies
and then it got torn down?
I mean, Joe Paterno, obviously.
Woody Allen is his, that legacy is being torn to shit, you know?
Kind of.
I don't know.
I don't know if the Woody Allen really takes that much of a bump.
I think the same people go see the Woody Allen movies
that always went.
I think it's going to be fine.
Like, the Bill Cosby thing's going to blow over.
No way.
It's done.
He's done.
He's done.
However, Woody Allen, all that shit came out.
Everyone's like, never seen again.
Took some time?
Still going, man.
People who still love Woody Allen, still love Woody Allen.
People who love Bill Cosby, I think many of them are still going to love Bill Cosby.
Yeah.
Well, the other thing is, like, the thing with Bill Cosby and Woody Allen is every day another
woman comes out about Bill Cosby.
I know.
You know, that don't happen to Woody Allen.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're yelling only had one stepdaughter.
Yeah.
And yet there's still people like my parents that are like, nah.
I was like, how can you say he just didn't know like, he didn't do it?
I don't think he did it.
I just, my father's like, it's all about money.
These women want money from them.
They fuck them and then they want money.
And I'm like, but 30 years later, now they're doing it all.
I'm like, I don't know.
You can't blankantly say it just didn't happen.
I know.
One wonders what number of women it would take.
Like if 35 or whatever isn't enough.
However, whatever the number is.
It's fucking depressing, though.
What a depressing year for comedy last year was.
Robin Williams, the miss.
It's just like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Felicia Rashad said that Cosby himself is probably too proud to raise the defense.
And the guy that she talked to, he countered that his silence reminded him of how Jerry
Lewis reacted when, after 50 years, the muscular dystrophy association.
treated him like dirt
to quote a popular song from the 70s
if you don't know me by now
you will never never know. Oh, that's a good song!
It's a good song!
And sometimes it's true.
That's why I'm pulling this directly from
a one Mr. Henry Zabrowski.
We've got to get past the Bill Cosby thing.
2015, year of Sinbad.
He has completely changed my mind.
He's like, we've got to get past all this.
And I was like, you're right. I'm on this with him.
It is the year of Sinbad.
It is time for Sinbad to step up.
I'm calling him out now.
This is it.
This is his year.
He's got to step up.
There's a whole season of Cosby episodes written.
Put Sinbad in it.
Remake them.
Yeah, it's already written.
It's already done.
You're going to make it anyway.
Sinbad.
Put Zoe Salada in as Felicia Rashad.
Done.
Million dollar maker right there.
You know what you do?
You keep the whole same show.
First episode,
Bill Cosby don't come home.
He was shot in a head in a mugging.
All right?
His baby brother's got to come in and take over.
the family. Who's baby brother
Simbad? House guest.
He comes in. He's so wearing his tracksuits.
End of the year I want. People
wearing track suits. I think I'm
ready for his comeback.
Son of a breach man. And he can like replay
all of his hits. It's going to be great.
He's done nothing over the last
few years. It's time. I thought you were going to say
20 years just now. But he said
few. I mean he was in the scout
which is a TV series
about you know a scout
for bands. He was in
And Stephen Universe as Mr. Smiley?
I think that's a kid show.
He's got a good smile.
He was in planes that spin off of cars.
Oh, okay.
That's a good paycheck.
Then he was in slacker cats for two years.
What slacker?
I don't know, but it was on the air for two years.
That sounds great.
I want to watch it.
And he played a cat named Eddie.
Oh, man, that sounds like.
Oh, you mean actual cats?
I thought you meant like cool cats.
It's lazy cats.
Oh, I was hoping it would be actual cats.
No.
The strange misadventures of Eddie and Buckley,
two domestic-cated house cats,
dealing with life in the urban jungle.
I love that.
Yeah, that sounds,
that can be his launching pad back into the public eye.
I don't know.
He was fucking great.
Do you see him on Always Sunny?
He was fantastic in an episode Always Sunny
where one of the guys in the gang
hallucinated going to a mental asylum
that was only,
yeah,
that was only populated by Sinbad and Rob Thomas
from Matchbox 20.
That's awesome.
That sounds like my dream world.
all piled up all day hanging out with fucking Rob Domeson Sinbad?
Sure, man.
He wasn't nice.
He was not a nice guy.
But the last feature film that Simbad was in was Cutting de Mustad.
That that means, you know, that's cutting the cheese.
Oh, it's cutting the cheese.
Cutting the mustard means like, you're not good enough.
You're not cutting the mustard.
If you're not cutting the mustard, then you're good enough.
But if you're cutting the mustard, then you're doing great.
Is there like cutting the hot dog?
What's cutting the hot dog mean?
Cutting the roast beef?
I know what Cut and Roast Beef is
It ain't fun
Oh no
It's a comedy that chronicles the lives of
Young aspiring actors who battle
slings and arrows in the process of creating
a community theater company
Aw
Yeah
No we weren't on the same page of it
No I thought we were making the same noise
I hear the phrase community theater
And I go
And by the way it's cut and duh mustard
D mustard
Yeah
Cutting Dah Mustard
What about jingle all the way though
Watch it every year
Do you? You do? So good.
It's pretty great.
Bill Hartman?
It was great.
Gremlins is great.
Love them, Gremlins.
You don't watch Jingle all the way?
I'm not sure if I've ever seen Jingle all the way, to be honest.
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger Sinbad and Phil Hartman.
And that little boy from Star Wars, right?
Yeah, who gives a fuck about him?
He's annoying in it, and you want him to be unhappy.
It's great that it's funny.
I love Jingle all the way.
I think you like it for the wrong reasons.
I think you watch it differently than most people do.
This is a great Christmas movie.
Cry little boy.
Fucking little kid.
No, it's a great Christmas movie, Mixed Nuts.
You guys ever watch that?
No.
With Steve Martin and the cast is phenomenal.
Aren't they in like Miami or something?
They're in L.A.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And everyone's crazy and they run a suicide hotline.
I forgot about that movie.
That is a great movie.
They run a suicide hotline on Christmas.
It's amazing.
Leave Shriver's in it.
He plays a cross-track.
Sexy, Leaveshryber.
He is sexy.
What?
Lea Schreiber.
Oh, is that with you?
All right, yeah.
You've seen that Ray Donovan show?
No, but I really...
Is it good?
It's all right.
I hear it's great.
Yeah, it's all right.
I just want to...
I love John Voight.
I love Leav Schreiber.
Give me that.
Yeah.
I agree.
Someone was bringing up the other...
Was that on Roundtable?
Talking about John Voight and how he's not good to Angelina Joe Leigh in from John Voight.
Oh, yeah.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Yeah.
terrible person.
I think he's a big case, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. What is he done?
What bad things is John Voight done?
Let's see.
Well, I'm looking it up.
I mean, just come on.
Look at his fucking face.
I mean, he is the face of evil.
He's got a bad face.
Yeah.
He has an evil fucking face.
It doesn't even matter what he's done.
Yeah, I don't actually even know what he's done.
All I know is that whenever his name comes up, it usually is accompanied by like, oh, that
prick.
Or it says he just, his political views are quite terrible.
Oh, all right.
He's got awful political views.
The Wikipedia is political views on the Wikipedia page.
It's three thumb scrolls down.
He's got a lot to say.
All of it's bad.
Let's not get the satisfaction.
All of it.
We'll silence you, John Boyd.
Not on page seven, John Boyd.
Not today, not ever.
We've got a short one today, so we're going to the list.
Whoa.
Oh, who saw on the list.
Yeah, 2015.
Gotta have that list.
Year of Sinbad.
We got to work on synchronizing our emotions more.
I know.
We were good in the beginning of this.
Yeah, we lost it.
We really went downhill.
Now, celebrities got their famous scars.
Ooh.
I thought you were going to say scarves.
I apologize.
Where did she get that scar?
Tina Faye.
You ever wonder where Tina Faye's big-ass scars
came from? Raccoon. I might have a guess. Let her guess, Marcus.
I might have a guess. Did she fall off her bike?
She did not. It was much more sinister than that. A stranger
approached her in her front yard when she was
five years old and slashed her face open with a knife.
Oh my God.
Someone saw it coming.
That guy was from the future.
What if he was from the future?
Lumber!
Luba!
Luba! Luba!
Close a loop
That was trying to close Tina Faye's loop
Oh man
That's crazy
I bet it was
Maybe that guy
Yeah maybe that guy is like
Anti feminist
Like less women on television guy
Damn
Yeah
He took her down for quite a while
But she made it on there
She got there
Harrison Ford
He's got kind of a fucked up
Scarish face
Does he
He crashed his car into a telephone pole
In 1964
slammed his face
at the steering wheel and walked away
with the big permanent chin scar.
It's right, it's on his chin right below his lip.
I thought he had butt chin.
No, that's on the bottom.
He's got the butt chin on the bottom,
but he's got a big scar right above that.
Interesting, sexy.
Was he drunk?
I bet he was drunk.
Oh, of course.
Party animal.
1964, yeah, he was a carpenter forever.
Those guys party like animals.
I was talking about that earlier.
Well, carpenter's party like...
Yeah, me and Henry were talking about
carpenters are fucking nuts.
Of course they do.
Yeah.
And they're in the union.
They got to hang with all the...
the old dogs, man.
Yeah, man. I worked at a
cabinet shop with a bunch of carpenters
for a summer. Yeah. Meth.
So much. Meth. My
God. Well, they were also carpenters, but they also
put in drywall. So they do meth
and they put in drywall for like
three days straight. And they go and
sleep for a little while and then come back and do the same
thing over and over again. It's just, you know,
giving them good work habits. That's all.
The meth? Yeah. Industrialness.
Hopefully the walls stayed up,
but, you know. I don't know. I don't know.
Like a good brazen carpenter.
Yeah.
Oh man, I want a carpenter in my fucking house.
Sorry.
Apparently Sharon Stone has a big scar.
Where is it?
She usually hides it during...
Her vagina.
That's a gash.
It's her big gash.
It is actually kind of a gnarly little scar.
She got it through riding...
She was riding a horse when she was kid.
and when she was a kid and she ran into a cord that was drawn taut
and sliced her neck.
What?
Oh, God.
What a nightmare.
Yeah.
That's fucking frightening.
That is horrible.
Wow.
She's strong.
Yeah.
Way to keep going, Sharon Stone.
Don't let that stop you.
She made out with your brother.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Heard about that.
It's like, how hard were you?
He's like, I was too scared to be hard.
You imagine how much.
intimidating that would be. Oh my God,
so scary. So, like, just like
you can't even believe it.
She's huge, too. She's just such a sexy
fucking, still is. Still it still looks fucking
great, man. Can you imagine if you were Sharon
Stone, though, when you were making out with somebody with an
actor for a project and he had
a raging boner? That would be...
They all must, though, right?
I mean, what are, you know, it's kind of, you know,
it's kind of nice to get hard when you're kissing someone, isn't it?
Yeah, it's like a compliment. It's like saying, thank you.
And an actor, aren't you supposed to have, like, ultimate control
over your body.
Not if you're method acting.
True.
If you're meta.
If you think, like,
should my character be getting a boner
right now?
Yes.
Then I will get a boner.
Yeah.
It's a great idea.
Yeah.
I bet Daniel Day Lewis
the entire time
doing their will be blood,
not one boner.
Oh, I thought hard is rough.
Soft the entire time.
I,
who was, oh, I guess
P.T. Anderson
was just on Mark Merrin's podcast.
Oh, yeah?
And he said that
there will be blood is a comedy.
Which now I kind of want to go back and watch it again
Oh yeah
Yeah
Look back and watch
How could you
How could you not see that movie as funny as shit
Like the last, the very last scene
Is so fucking hilarious
Spoiler alert
I'll go ahead and say if you haven't seen it by now
Come on
If you haven't seen it by now
Then fuck
You've seen it right Molly?
I have seen it
He beats a priest to death
With a bowling pin
Yeah
Catches his breath and just says
I'm done
And then the movie ends.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
But I feel like we think it's like, we smile.
I smile through almost the entire movie.
Yeah.
I mean, I drink your milkshake as funny as shit.
Yeah.
Like, that's really funny.
To be fair, you all will laugh at anything.
So the fact that you think it's funny is really not an indicator.
You will laugh at horrible things.
Have to.
Have to.
No, the opening scene when he gets crushed trying to dig his first well, that's fucking
hilarious.
Slabstick.
It's slapstick.
It's the score.
That makes it so scary.
Yeah, which is an amazing score.
Johnny Greenwood.
Yeah, yeah, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
totally got fucked on that, man.
Did he?
Yeah, they wouldn't let it be nominated because he used a sample in one of the songs.
What?
Yeah, yeah, so he wasn't allowed to, so they couldn't get nominated.
It's fucking ridiculous.
They got the worst rules with that shit.
It drives me nuts.
All that, yeah, Bruce Springsteen couldn't get it for the wrestler.
That's really, and that's ridiculous.
That song's so fucking good.
Because he put it as a bonus track on his album.
So they told him he wasn't allowed to win an Oscar.
And they gave it this fucking
tangled or some bullshit.
Some fucking bullshit.
Some song no one will ever hear again.
Yeah.
You ever see one trick pony and fears happen free.
You ever see you own trick pony.
You've seen me.
You seen me.
It's such a like, growling song.
So fucking good, man.
It was the best part of the fucking movie.
All right, we're going to blind items.
We can't see.
I can't see.
We can't see.
You can't look at the screen, Ed.
I know you're going to have to, you can't look at while I'm reading it.
You're going to love this first one.
He's repositionedition, just so everyone knows.
He's repositioneditioned.
Oh, yeah, sorry about earlier, Marcus, with the Felicia Rashad thing.
I'd read it.
Of course, that's what you were bringing up.
I took your place as the newsman.
But all right, quite all right.
This pretty old permanent ab.
plus list singer from an A plus list group that's been around since the 70s,
was in his room with a 20-something woman he picked up.
He told her they should wait for an hour until his Viagra kicked in,
but before it did, he fell asleep and was out for the night.
It was 6 p.m.
Welcome to Hotel, California.
Glenn Fry.
No, close, though.
Don Henley? Yeah.
No.
Wait, what did we were just talking about Don Henley?
Probably.
Right, yeah, we were.
It was a Don Henley summer from me, baby.
I lost that shit all summer long.
All right, Ed, turn back around.
You're freaking me out.
I've just moved my screen.
See? I'm cooperating, you know.
It's a couple.
I can't read.
I guess yet.
It is surprisingly disturbing, though, to have Ed talking to you with his back.
It felt like I was a confession.
I liked it. I kind of want to do it again.
Blind items. I'm not looking at anybody.
We should all be doing it.
But yeah, Don Henley tried to take a 20-something backstage,
couldn't get it up and fell asleep before the Viagra kicked out.
Oh, it's because he had knocked somebody up.
It was when we were talking about people he knocked up.
That's right.
He had knocked up.
It was Stevie Nicks.
Stevie Nicks, that's right.
Do you know that, Eddie?
No, I didn't know that.
Yeah, Don Henley, yeah, knocked up Stevie Nicks in the 70s and made her getting abortion.
memory, Jackie.
Good for him.
Good smart move.
Are you kidding?
That baby would have been a mildly interesting musician.
It was pretty good.
Next up, this former B-list tweener from a very popular tweener show back in the 90s
has attempted suicide three times in the past month and has a family member staying with her 24-7
while they raise funds to get her help.
Hillary Duff?
Oh, no.
This is 90s.
This is our time.
Our time.
Well, 90s is Hillary.
Hillary Duff, technically.
Early 90s.
Oh, early 90s.
The tweener show.
Lork Forhees.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bam!
Who's the fuck?
Who's?
Lisa from Save by the Bell.
Damn, Eddie.
That was fucking.
I'm proud of you.
She has sad eyes, man.
I've seen it in her soul.
Damn.
She has a hard time.
I've seen interviews with her.
She has a hard time.
You love Saved by the Bell's soul.
much. Oh yeah. I still haven't seen that lifetime
movie about it though. Man, we gotta get old
it. But... Man, I'm sad as hell.
Oh, yeah. Here's
Lark Vorhees
today. She has a hard time.
Oh, man, she looks bad. She's attempted
three times. In the last month.
Just, I mean, she's
doing it wrong. We haven't even talked about... Sorry that
I cheered so hard, Lark.
But I was just happy to be right.
I'm sorry that you're sad. If you're listening,
Lark. Well, and this is
a topic for maybe another time, or one to
never discuss ever, but there's also Screech, you know,
tried to murder that guy. He was right, and he got
convicted. I blame Kevin Barnett.
Do you know that? Because earlier that day,
it was on Huffington Post for the Kevin Barnett sketch
on Friends of the People. It was a big article
earlier that day. Later that night, Screech stabbed someone in a bar
on Christmas. Someone must have read that fucking article,
saw Screech started making phone because the sketch, you know.
I mean, nothing really happens in it, and he plays Mr.
Bellings. I'm sure someone fucking...
He's in, yeah.
Screech played Mr. Belding and a Friends of the People sketch.
Yeah.
And Zach Brousard played, um, uh, Zach Moritz.
Yeah.
That's perfect.
Yeah, that came out the day before then.
Oh.
So someone must have saw that, saw him, and then, and it just like all clicked together.
Escalated.
He stabbed somebody.
I blame Kevin Barnett for taken down Screech.
I blame Jermaine.
You blamed Jermaine?
Yeah.
I texted Kevin the day it happened.
I was like, you ruined Screech's career.
and then he's just like, I've been planning it since I was a child.
Okay, well, we are at our last item for the day.
And it's, it's got magic in his eyes, everybody.
It's a short show, but we've got a bonus because it's John Tra.
Yeah.
I love this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
John's Revolt a item.
Oh, yeah.
This year, 2015.
And this is a good one.
Oh, fuck, yeah, man.
Just give me kills.
I can't wait to hear it.
This A-plus list, mostly movie actor, who is married to an actress, has a new kink, which involves him getting waxed every single day, sometimes, multiple times a day.
There's a Russian guy who he's crazy.
crazy about who he's been seeing
seven days a week for
a month now.
Ouch!
Seven days a week for a month
this guy's getting wax? His pubs?
Everything. So what you're saying is
this man ain't getting waxed.
Although... And it's an A-Lis
Plus actor. No, it's
John Travolta, baby. It's John Travolta.
Oh, that it's not blinded out. I thought we were trying to guess
something here. No, it's a John Trae. A John Traiton
item, you introduce right at the beginning.
Oh, okay. It's a
always about John Travolta doing some sort of like
spa service for a job basically.
He's such a fucking lunatic man.
Oh my God, yeah. Although he...
Because John Travolta shows up in blind items more
than anyone else. Of course he does.
He's fucking... How is he not in prison?
Paying off that money, man. Paying off.
Scientology keeps him warm at night, man.
If Bill Cosby was a Scientologist, I bet this shit don't
come out. For show. No way
in hell would anyone know about this shit.
However, we were talking about this earlier.
John Travolta just signed on the play
Robert Shapiro for the OJ
movie. Oh, man, yeah, Cuba.
And Cuba, I think it's Cuba.
Whatever.
Cuba Gooding Jr. is going to play OJ.
But I did see a picture of him and notice
very hairless.
John Trapp. Yeah.
They're calling the movie Radio 2.
The movie where Cuba going to change
with the retarded football guy.
Radio. You didn't miss much.
If you haven't seen radio, you haven't missed much.
Sorry, guys.
No, they got a good cast in that movie.
I can't remember.
People keep popping up.
The OJ movie, I'm so excited.
Why? I have no desire to see it.
I have, everybody knows that happen.
I said, everyone saw it live on television.
I'm going to go see it first day.
Man, Cuba?
I don't know, man.
It's a TV event.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, with a TV event.
Let's watch it together.
Yeah, I'm down with that, man.
Cuba.
Who got the cable?
I got the cable.
You got the cable?
You got the cable?
Come over any time.
Oh, you've been fucking holding out.
I don't know you had cable?
Come over anytime.
I got a big TV and I got cable.
Fucking kidding me over here?
Yeah.
How far are you on Friday night lights?
We finished it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
How are you feeling?
Well, I'm feeling bad because now we're watching Oz.
Oh, Jesus.
It's a big come down.
It is a little bit.
I put it off for a while.
I do this.
I still haven't seen the last episode of Trailer Park Boys
because I didn't want it to end,
so I never watched the end.
No.
That's not how you do it,
I know.
It's terrible.
It's the movies, too.
Did you see the movies?
I haven't seen the movies yet, but I love, Trailer Park Boys is like, but it's the best.
But I was like, I can't do this with Friday night lights.
I have to face it.
And I did, and it was wonderful.
And I did a lot of sobbing.
Welcome to the other side.
Yes, thank you.
Do you feel like you've grown?
I've grown so much, and I'm so glad.
And especially, I'm like teaching all the time now.
So it was very good to be like, I'm inspired by this.
Yeah, you should be in.
So it was wonderful.
And I think that, I don't know, Michael,
be Jordan, like the last two seasons might even
outpace the first three, in my opinion.
I feel like... There's a division.
There is a division among fans.
I love Kim Dickens. I know
she's in the last part.
Who's that? Oh, is she the one who has
a crush... Deadwood. You know, Joni
Stubbs from Deadwood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Saranson's mom. Yeah. Oh, yeah,
I like her. She's the best.
Tramee? Yeah. I haven't seen
Tramee, but I've heard good things. It's boring
to most people. Yeah.
I love it.
Because the music?
It's music, cooking, and violence.
Okay.
You know, it's just like...
Sounds great.
Sounds like a good recipe for me.
I want to watch Tramette with you.
I feel like that would be the key to enjoying it.
Well, guys, I know we got a short one today,
but I think we came in with a fucking bang.
I hope everyone in a great new year.
Now we're ready, man.
Year of Sinbad, 20-15, everybody.
My name is Jackie Zabrowski.
My name is Molly Neffle.
I'm Marcus Parks.
And thanks, Ed, for being here.
So much fun.
Thank you for having me.
Come back.
any 10.
Hell yeah.
Jundra!
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