Page 7 - Episode 105: Year of Sinbad with Ed Larson

Episode Date: May 10, 2015

Ed Larson joins us to talk about Felicia Rashad coming out on the side of Cosby, Tina Fey getting attacked by raccoons, and the latest rumors about JohnTra. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen ...to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Page 7 is brought to you by audible.com. Go to audible trial.com slash page 7 for your free trial. Who's seen whiplash? Nobody? No. Come on. He's amazing. It's all about music.
Starting point is 00:00:14 It's drum it. I'll watch drumline again. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. We're good to go. Just talk about drumline, bringing it back. But fuck, it's a new year. 2015, everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:27 My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Molly. I'm Marcus Parks. And with us today, Ed Larson from the Brider Side. How are you doing, guys? What's going on? Hell yeah, man. Thanks for having me.
Starting point is 00:00:37 I'm really falling behind on my movies I have to see this year. I'm falling severely behind. Oh, man, I'm up on the up and up. I'll let you know what's going on. I saw Wilde yesterday. Good stuff. She ain't got no makeup on. Oh!
Starting point is 00:00:50 That's every article I read about Wild. It's Reese Witherspoon's movie. Apparently, she's really, really good in it. But in between, it's like, this is a great movie. Then I see an article that's like, She ain't got no makeup on. Everything is about how she doesn't have makeup on in the movie. It's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Yeah, I know nothing about Wilde, but... She doesn't wear makeup. Okay. If you were wondering. Well, that makes me want to see it. Dan from Deadwood's in it? Ooh. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Oh, yeah, he's great. He's wonderful. Man, speaking of Deadwood, though, we re-watched Winter's Bone last night. What episode is that? No, Winter's Bone is... With Jennifer Lawrence, right? Jay Love, her first breakout movie. I love that movie.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Man. She's in the woods with the squirrels, eating the squirrels. Yeah, it's all rough and bad. And it's like, she doesn't even look like what she looks like now in that movie. I know she's grown up, but she looks Asian in that movie. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the no makeup. But I think there's that guy, Garrett Dillahunt.
Starting point is 00:01:46 He's a great actor. Garrett Dillahunt. I don't know who that is. He's in Parenthood. I love Parenthood. He was the guy that shot Wild Bill. Yeah. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:56 And then the inexplicably brought. brought back as a completely different character. Which was great. Which was awesome, yeah. He pulled it off. Yeah, way too good. But what's his name, John Shock? John Hawks.
Starting point is 00:02:08 John Hawks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the MS guy. Man, so good. Was that MS? What was that disease? No, I'm talking about the sessions, where Helen Hunt beat him off. Oh, I didn't see that.
Starting point is 00:02:21 I thought he's talking about dead one. Oh, Saul or Seth or whatever his name is. Star. Saul Star. Yeah. Yeah, he's dreamy. Yeah. Is he a weird way?
Starting point is 00:02:31 He's a little wiry. He's the clerk in from Dust Till Dawn. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That face, there's something about, I was in Winter's Bono saying that too. It's like, yeah, you know, it's like, if he just slapped me around a bit and he just gave me that, like, creepy look, I'd fuck the shit out of him. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I love. Yeah, he's dreamy. He's dreamy. I love it. Good for you guys. Well, there's. There are people like us out there. You think you look.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Too weird to love. There's people like us out there. Yeah. Well, there is one man who is definitely too weird and too awful to love. Uh-oh. Bill Cosby, of course, is... He used to be not that weird and awful to love. Yeah, he used to be. He used to be pretty okay. Even lovable.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Yeah, lovable. Someone I really couldn't get much of a shit about. Alicia Rashad finally stood up for him today. That's right. Felicia Rashad has come out and said that although she doesn't want to, quote, become part of the public debate. She said, I love them about Cosby. Forget these women. What you're seeing is the destruction of a legacy, and I think it's
Starting point is 00:03:37 orchestrated. I don't know why or who's doing it, but it's the legacy, and it's a legacy that is so important to the culture. Felicia said, you just became part of the debate in a big way. That was like, I don't mean to disrupt anything here, but I'm going to kill.
Starting point is 00:03:54 What do you think? 50 million? 50 million he gave her how much he gave her honestly he probably gave her 100 million dollars he's like here's a hundred million dollars please Rashad No I hear she's a weird woman and I mean she played his wife for a really long time You know yeah she knew the the other side of him Because she probably never had to fucking deal with any of that shit So he's probably great to her
Starting point is 00:04:17 You think that she might be like on the inside like I know that he's a creep But I'm in it with him kind of thing? Or what if it's all a lie you know being created by the government to take down the legacy of this powerful black man. Okay, I'm going to read the exact same thing that Felicia Rashad just said, but with a different tone. Forget these women. What you're seeing is the destruction of a legacy,
Starting point is 00:04:39 and I think that it's orchestrated. I don't know why or who's doing it, but it's the legacy, and it's a legacy that is so important to the culture. She's turning into a conspiracy theory. Man, she's going Randy Clay. She's getting all Randy Clay on us. Someone is determined to keep Bo Cosby off of TV, and it's worked all of his contract.
Starting point is 00:04:56 have been canceled. Think about it. It's all you have to do. Anything she says is you just have to add think about it to the end and she's become a full-on conspiracy thing. Except I can never imagine her saying anything that forceful. She just seems like such a chill woman. 75 million dollars.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I mean, yeah, even like, you know, I feel like I've had seen some people being like, you know, Bill Cosby did create a legacy. and was really important to all these people. All of that can be true. It's just also true sometimes that wonderful people who build wonderful legacies are also terrible. You know, wonderful artists are sometimes just shitty people.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Oh, yeah. You know? We know about shitty people. Who are some other ones? Who are some other people that built legacies and then it got torn down? I mean, Joe Paterno, obviously. Woody Allen is his, that legacy is being torn to shit, you know?
Starting point is 00:05:50 Kind of. I don't know. I don't know if the Woody Allen really takes that much of a bump. I think the same people go see the Woody Allen movies that always went. I think it's going to be fine. Like, the Bill Cosby thing's going to blow over. No way.
Starting point is 00:06:01 It's done. He's done. He's done. However, Woody Allen, all that shit came out. Everyone's like, never seen again. Took some time? Still going, man. People who still love Woody Allen, still love Woody Allen.
Starting point is 00:06:12 People who love Bill Cosby, I think many of them are still going to love Bill Cosby. Yeah. Well, the other thing is, like, the thing with Bill Cosby and Woody Allen is every day another woman comes out about Bill Cosby. I know. You know, that don't happen to Woody Allen. Yeah. Yeah, we're yelling only had one stepdaughter.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah. And yet there's still people like my parents that are like, nah. I was like, how can you say he just didn't know like, he didn't do it? I don't think he did it. I just, my father's like, it's all about money. These women want money from them. They fuck them and then they want money. And I'm like, but 30 years later, now they're doing it all.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I'm like, I don't know. You can't blankantly say it just didn't happen. I know. One wonders what number of women it would take. Like if 35 or whatever isn't enough. However, whatever the number is. It's fucking depressing, though. What a depressing year for comedy last year was.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Robin Williams, the miss. It's just like, what the fuck? Yeah. Felicia Rashad said that Cosby himself is probably too proud to raise the defense. And the guy that she talked to, he countered that his silence reminded him of how Jerry Lewis reacted when, after 50 years, the muscular dystrophy association. treated him like dirt to quote a popular song from the 70s
Starting point is 00:07:28 if you don't know me by now you will never never know. Oh, that's a good song! It's a good song! And sometimes it's true. That's why I'm pulling this directly from a one Mr. Henry Zabrowski. We've got to get past the Bill Cosby thing. 2015, year of Sinbad.
Starting point is 00:07:44 He has completely changed my mind. He's like, we've got to get past all this. And I was like, you're right. I'm on this with him. It is the year of Sinbad. It is time for Sinbad to step up. I'm calling him out now. This is it. This is his year.
Starting point is 00:07:57 He's got to step up. There's a whole season of Cosby episodes written. Put Sinbad in it. Remake them. Yeah, it's already written. It's already done. You're going to make it anyway. Sinbad.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Put Zoe Salada in as Felicia Rashad. Done. Million dollar maker right there. You know what you do? You keep the whole same show. First episode, Bill Cosby don't come home. He was shot in a head in a mugging.
Starting point is 00:08:20 All right? His baby brother's got to come in and take over. the family. Who's baby brother Simbad? House guest. He comes in. He's so wearing his tracksuits. End of the year I want. People wearing track suits. I think I'm ready for his comeback.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Son of a breach man. And he can like replay all of his hits. It's going to be great. He's done nothing over the last few years. It's time. I thought you were going to say 20 years just now. But he said few. I mean he was in the scout which is a TV series about you know a scout
Starting point is 00:08:52 for bands. He was in And Stephen Universe as Mr. Smiley? I think that's a kid show. He's got a good smile. He was in planes that spin off of cars. Oh, okay. That's a good paycheck. Then he was in slacker cats for two years.
Starting point is 00:09:09 What slacker? I don't know, but it was on the air for two years. That sounds great. I want to watch it. And he played a cat named Eddie. Oh, man, that sounds like. Oh, you mean actual cats? I thought you meant like cool cats.
Starting point is 00:09:21 It's lazy cats. Oh, I was hoping it would be actual cats. No. The strange misadventures of Eddie and Buckley, two domestic-cated house cats, dealing with life in the urban jungle. I love that. Yeah, that sounds,
Starting point is 00:09:33 that can be his launching pad back into the public eye. I don't know. He was fucking great. Do you see him on Always Sunny? He was fantastic in an episode Always Sunny where one of the guys in the gang hallucinated going to a mental asylum that was only,
Starting point is 00:09:47 yeah, that was only populated by Sinbad and Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. That's awesome. That sounds like my dream world. all piled up all day hanging out with fucking Rob Domeson Sinbad? Sure, man. He wasn't nice.
Starting point is 00:10:02 He was not a nice guy. But the last feature film that Simbad was in was Cutting de Mustad. That that means, you know, that's cutting the cheese. Oh, it's cutting the cheese. Cutting the mustard means like, you're not good enough. You're not cutting the mustard. If you're not cutting the mustard, then you're good enough. But if you're cutting the mustard, then you're doing great.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Is there like cutting the hot dog? What's cutting the hot dog mean? Cutting the roast beef? I know what Cut and Roast Beef is It ain't fun Oh no It's a comedy that chronicles the lives of Young aspiring actors who battle
Starting point is 00:10:30 slings and arrows in the process of creating a community theater company Aw Yeah No we weren't on the same page of it No I thought we were making the same noise I hear the phrase community theater And I go
Starting point is 00:10:43 And by the way it's cut and duh mustard D mustard Yeah Cutting Dah Mustard What about jingle all the way though Watch it every year Do you? You do? So good. It's pretty great.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Bill Hartman? It was great. Gremlins is great. Love them, Gremlins. You don't watch Jingle all the way? I'm not sure if I've ever seen Jingle all the way, to be honest. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger Sinbad and Phil Hartman. And that little boy from Star Wars, right?
Starting point is 00:11:07 Yeah, who gives a fuck about him? He's annoying in it, and you want him to be unhappy. It's great that it's funny. I love Jingle all the way. I think you like it for the wrong reasons. I think you watch it differently than most people do. This is a great Christmas movie. Cry little boy.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Fucking little kid. No, it's a great Christmas movie, Mixed Nuts. You guys ever watch that? No. With Steve Martin and the cast is phenomenal. Aren't they in like Miami or something? They're in L.A. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's crazy and they run a suicide hotline. I forgot about that movie. That is a great movie. They run a suicide hotline on Christmas. It's amazing. Leave Shriver's in it. He plays a cross-track.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Sexy, Leaveshryber. He is sexy. What? Lea Schreiber. Oh, is that with you? All right, yeah. You've seen that Ray Donovan show? No, but I really...
Starting point is 00:12:02 Is it good? It's all right. I hear it's great. Yeah, it's all right. I just want to... I love John Voight. I love Leav Schreiber. Give me that.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah. I agree. Someone was bringing up the other... Was that on Roundtable? Talking about John Voight and how he's not good to Angelina Joe Leigh in from John Voight. Oh, yeah. Who cares? Who cares?
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yeah. terrible person. I think he's a big case, right? Yeah. Yeah. What is he done? What bad things is John Voight done? Let's see. Well, I'm looking it up.
Starting point is 00:12:27 I mean, just come on. Look at his fucking face. I mean, he is the face of evil. He's got a bad face. Yeah. He has an evil fucking face. It doesn't even matter what he's done. Yeah, I don't actually even know what he's done.
Starting point is 00:12:39 All I know is that whenever his name comes up, it usually is accompanied by like, oh, that prick. Or it says he just, his political views are quite terrible. Oh, all right. He's got awful political views. The Wikipedia is political views on the Wikipedia page. It's three thumb scrolls down. He's got a lot to say.
Starting point is 00:13:01 All of it's bad. Let's not get the satisfaction. All of it. We'll silence you, John Boyd. Not on page seven, John Boyd. Not today, not ever. We've got a short one today, so we're going to the list. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Oh, who saw on the list. Yeah, 2015. Gotta have that list. Year of Sinbad. We got to work on synchronizing our emotions more. I know. We were good in the beginning of this. Yeah, we lost it.
Starting point is 00:13:31 We really went downhill. Now, celebrities got their famous scars. Ooh. I thought you were going to say scarves. I apologize. Where did she get that scar? Tina Faye. You ever wonder where Tina Faye's big-ass scars
Starting point is 00:13:47 came from? Raccoon. I might have a guess. Let her guess, Marcus. I might have a guess. Did she fall off her bike? She did not. It was much more sinister than that. A stranger approached her in her front yard when she was five years old and slashed her face open with a knife. Oh my God. Someone saw it coming. That guy was from the future.
Starting point is 00:14:10 What if he was from the future? Lumber! Luba! Luba! Luba! Close a loop That was trying to close Tina Faye's loop Oh man That's crazy
Starting point is 00:14:23 I bet it was Maybe that guy Yeah maybe that guy is like Anti feminist Like less women on television guy Damn Yeah He took her down for quite a while
Starting point is 00:14:34 But she made it on there She got there Harrison Ford He's got kind of a fucked up Scarish face Does he He crashed his car into a telephone pole In 1964
Starting point is 00:14:44 slammed his face at the steering wheel and walked away with the big permanent chin scar. It's right, it's on his chin right below his lip. I thought he had butt chin. No, that's on the bottom. He's got the butt chin on the bottom, but he's got a big scar right above that.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Interesting, sexy. Was he drunk? I bet he was drunk. Oh, of course. Party animal. 1964, yeah, he was a carpenter forever. Those guys party like animals. I was talking about that earlier.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Well, carpenter's party like... Yeah, me and Henry were talking about carpenters are fucking nuts. Of course they do. Yeah. And they're in the union. They got to hang with all the... the old dogs, man.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Yeah, man. I worked at a cabinet shop with a bunch of carpenters for a summer. Yeah. Meth. So much. Meth. My God. Well, they were also carpenters, but they also put in drywall. So they do meth and they put in drywall for like three days straight. And they go and
Starting point is 00:15:33 sleep for a little while and then come back and do the same thing over and over again. It's just, you know, giving them good work habits. That's all. The meth? Yeah. Industrialness. Hopefully the walls stayed up, but, you know. I don't know. I don't know. Like a good brazen carpenter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Oh man, I want a carpenter in my fucking house. Sorry. Apparently Sharon Stone has a big scar. Where is it? She usually hides it during... Her vagina. That's a gash. It's her big gash.
Starting point is 00:16:08 It is actually kind of a gnarly little scar. She got it through riding... She was riding a horse when she was kid. and when she was a kid and she ran into a cord that was drawn taut and sliced her neck. What? Oh, God. What a nightmare.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Yeah. That's fucking frightening. That is horrible. Wow. She's strong. Yeah. Way to keep going, Sharon Stone. Don't let that stop you.
Starting point is 00:16:36 She made out with your brother. Oh, yeah, baby. Heard about that. It's like, how hard were you? He's like, I was too scared to be hard. You imagine how much. intimidating that would be. Oh my God, so scary. So, like, just like
Starting point is 00:16:49 you can't even believe it. She's huge, too. She's just such a sexy fucking, still is. Still it still looks fucking great, man. Can you imagine if you were Sharon Stone, though, when you were making out with somebody with an actor for a project and he had a raging boner? That would be... They all must, though, right?
Starting point is 00:17:05 I mean, what are, you know, it's kind of, you know, it's kind of nice to get hard when you're kissing someone, isn't it? Yeah, it's like a compliment. It's like saying, thank you. And an actor, aren't you supposed to have, like, ultimate control over your body. Not if you're method acting. True. If you're meta.
Starting point is 00:17:19 If you think, like, should my character be getting a boner right now? Yes. Then I will get a boner. Yeah. It's a great idea. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:28 I bet Daniel Day Lewis the entire time doing their will be blood, not one boner. Oh, I thought hard is rough. Soft the entire time. I, who was, oh, I guess
Starting point is 00:17:38 P.T. Anderson was just on Mark Merrin's podcast. Oh, yeah? And he said that there will be blood is a comedy. Which now I kind of want to go back and watch it again Oh yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:51 Look back and watch How could you How could you not see that movie as funny as shit Like the last, the very last scene Is so fucking hilarious Spoiler alert I'll go ahead and say if you haven't seen it by now Come on
Starting point is 00:18:04 If you haven't seen it by now Then fuck You've seen it right Molly? I have seen it He beats a priest to death With a bowling pin Yeah Catches his breath and just says
Starting point is 00:18:13 I'm done And then the movie ends. Yeah, that's pretty funny. But I feel like we think it's like, we smile. I smile through almost the entire movie. Yeah. I mean, I drink your milkshake as funny as shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Like, that's really funny. To be fair, you all will laugh at anything. So the fact that you think it's funny is really not an indicator. You will laugh at horrible things. Have to. Have to. No, the opening scene when he gets crushed trying to dig his first well, that's fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Slabstick. It's slapstick. It's the score. That makes it so scary. Yeah, which is an amazing score. Johnny Greenwood. Yeah, yeah, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, totally got fucked on that, man.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Did he? Yeah, they wouldn't let it be nominated because he used a sample in one of the songs. What? Yeah, yeah, so he wasn't allowed to, so they couldn't get nominated. It's fucking ridiculous. They got the worst rules with that shit. It drives me nuts. All that, yeah, Bruce Springsteen couldn't get it for the wrestler.
Starting point is 00:19:09 That's really, and that's ridiculous. That song's so fucking good. Because he put it as a bonus track on his album. So they told him he wasn't allowed to win an Oscar. And they gave it this fucking tangled or some bullshit. Some fucking bullshit. Some song no one will ever hear again.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Yeah. You ever see one trick pony and fears happen free. You ever see you own trick pony. You've seen me. You seen me. It's such a like, growling song. So fucking good, man. It was the best part of the fucking movie.
Starting point is 00:19:45 All right, we're going to blind items. We can't see. I can't see. We can't see. You can't look at the screen, Ed. I know you're going to have to, you can't look at while I'm reading it. You're going to love this first one. He's repositionedition, just so everyone knows.
Starting point is 00:20:01 He's repositioneditioned. Oh, yeah, sorry about earlier, Marcus, with the Felicia Rashad thing. I'd read it. Of course, that's what you were bringing up. I took your place as the newsman. But all right, quite all right. This pretty old permanent ab. plus list singer from an A plus list group that's been around since the 70s,
Starting point is 00:20:20 was in his room with a 20-something woman he picked up. He told her they should wait for an hour until his Viagra kicked in, but before it did, he fell asleep and was out for the night. It was 6 p.m. Welcome to Hotel, California. Glenn Fry. No, close, though. Don Henley? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:46 No. Wait, what did we were just talking about Don Henley? Probably. Right, yeah, we were. It was a Don Henley summer from me, baby. I lost that shit all summer long. All right, Ed, turn back around. You're freaking me out.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I've just moved my screen. See? I'm cooperating, you know. It's a couple. I can't read. I guess yet. It is surprisingly disturbing, though, to have Ed talking to you with his back. It felt like I was a confession. I liked it. I kind of want to do it again.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Blind items. I'm not looking at anybody. We should all be doing it. But yeah, Don Henley tried to take a 20-something backstage, couldn't get it up and fell asleep before the Viagra kicked out. Oh, it's because he had knocked somebody up. It was when we were talking about people he knocked up. That's right. He had knocked up.
Starting point is 00:21:34 It was Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks, that's right. Do you know that, Eddie? No, I didn't know that. Yeah, Don Henley, yeah, knocked up Stevie Nicks in the 70s and made her getting abortion. memory, Jackie. Good for him. Good smart move.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Are you kidding? That baby would have been a mildly interesting musician. It was pretty good. Next up, this former B-list tweener from a very popular tweener show back in the 90s has attempted suicide three times in the past month and has a family member staying with her 24-7 while they raise funds to get her help. Hillary Duff? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:22:10 This is 90s. This is our time. Our time. Well, 90s is Hillary. Hillary Duff, technically. Early 90s. Oh, early 90s. The tweener show.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Lork Forhees. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Bam! Who's the fuck? Who's? Lisa from Save by the Bell.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Damn, Eddie. That was fucking. I'm proud of you. She has sad eyes, man. I've seen it in her soul. Damn. She has a hard time. I've seen interviews with her.
Starting point is 00:22:40 She has a hard time. You love Saved by the Bell's soul. much. Oh yeah. I still haven't seen that lifetime movie about it though. Man, we gotta get old it. But... Man, I'm sad as hell. Oh, yeah. Here's Lark Vorhees today. She has a hard time.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Oh, man, she looks bad. She's attempted three times. In the last month. Just, I mean, she's doing it wrong. We haven't even talked about... Sorry that I cheered so hard, Lark. But I was just happy to be right. I'm sorry that you're sad. If you're listening, Lark. Well, and this is
Starting point is 00:23:11 a topic for maybe another time, or one to never discuss ever, but there's also Screech, you know, tried to murder that guy. He was right, and he got convicted. I blame Kevin Barnett. Do you know that? Because earlier that day, it was on Huffington Post for the Kevin Barnett sketch on Friends of the People. It was a big article earlier that day. Later that night, Screech stabbed someone in a bar
Starting point is 00:23:33 on Christmas. Someone must have read that fucking article, saw Screech started making phone because the sketch, you know. I mean, nothing really happens in it, and he plays Mr. Bellings. I'm sure someone fucking... He's in, yeah. Screech played Mr. Belding and a Friends of the People sketch. Yeah. And Zach Brousard played, um, uh, Zach Moritz.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah. That's perfect. Yeah, that came out the day before then. Oh. So someone must have saw that, saw him, and then, and it just like all clicked together. Escalated. He stabbed somebody. I blame Kevin Barnett for taken down Screech.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I blame Jermaine. You blamed Jermaine? Yeah. I texted Kevin the day it happened. I was like, you ruined Screech's career. and then he's just like, I've been planning it since I was a child. Okay, well, we are at our last item for the day. And it's, it's got magic in his eyes, everybody.
Starting point is 00:24:30 It's a short show, but we've got a bonus because it's John Tra. Yeah. I love this. Yeah. Yeah. John's Revolt a item. Oh, yeah. This year, 2015.
Starting point is 00:24:46 And this is a good one. Oh, fuck, yeah, man. Just give me kills. I can't wait to hear it. This A-plus list, mostly movie actor, who is married to an actress, has a new kink, which involves him getting waxed every single day, sometimes, multiple times a day. There's a Russian guy who he's crazy. crazy about who he's been seeing seven days a week for
Starting point is 00:25:15 a month now. Ouch! Seven days a week for a month this guy's getting wax? His pubs? Everything. So what you're saying is this man ain't getting waxed. Although... And it's an A-Lis Plus actor. No, it's
Starting point is 00:25:31 John Travolta, baby. It's John Travolta. Oh, that it's not blinded out. I thought we were trying to guess something here. No, it's a John Trae. A John Traiton item, you introduce right at the beginning. Oh, okay. It's a always about John Travolta doing some sort of like spa service for a job basically. He's such a fucking lunatic man.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Oh my God, yeah. Although he... Because John Travolta shows up in blind items more than anyone else. Of course he does. He's fucking... How is he not in prison? Paying off that money, man. Paying off. Scientology keeps him warm at night, man. If Bill Cosby was a Scientologist, I bet this shit don't come out. For show. No way
Starting point is 00:26:05 in hell would anyone know about this shit. However, we were talking about this earlier. John Travolta just signed on the play Robert Shapiro for the OJ movie. Oh, man, yeah, Cuba. And Cuba, I think it's Cuba. Whatever. Cuba Gooding Jr. is going to play OJ.
Starting point is 00:26:21 But I did see a picture of him and notice very hairless. John Trapp. Yeah. They're calling the movie Radio 2. The movie where Cuba going to change with the retarded football guy. Radio. You didn't miss much. If you haven't seen radio, you haven't missed much.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Sorry, guys. No, they got a good cast in that movie. I can't remember. People keep popping up. The OJ movie, I'm so excited. Why? I have no desire to see it. I have, everybody knows that happen. I said, everyone saw it live on television.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I'm going to go see it first day. Man, Cuba? I don't know, man. It's a TV event. Yeah. Oh. Oh, with a TV event. Let's watch it together.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Yeah, I'm down with that, man. Cuba. Who got the cable? I got the cable. You got the cable? You got the cable? Come over any time. Oh, you've been fucking holding out.
Starting point is 00:27:07 I don't know you had cable? Come over anytime. I got a big TV and I got cable. Fucking kidding me over here? Yeah. How far are you on Friday night lights? We finished it. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Oh my God. How are you feeling? Well, I'm feeling bad because now we're watching Oz. Oh, Jesus. It's a big come down. It is a little bit. I put it off for a while. I do this.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I still haven't seen the last episode of Trailer Park Boys because I didn't want it to end, so I never watched the end. No. That's not how you do it, I know. It's terrible. It's the movies, too.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Did you see the movies? I haven't seen the movies yet, but I love, Trailer Park Boys is like, but it's the best. But I was like, I can't do this with Friday night lights. I have to face it. And I did, and it was wonderful. And I did a lot of sobbing. Welcome to the other side. Yes, thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Do you feel like you've grown? I've grown so much, and I'm so glad. And especially, I'm like teaching all the time now. So it was very good to be like, I'm inspired by this. Yeah, you should be in. So it was wonderful. And I think that, I don't know, Michael, be Jordan, like the last two seasons might even
Starting point is 00:28:11 outpace the first three, in my opinion. I feel like... There's a division. There is a division among fans. I love Kim Dickens. I know she's in the last part. Who's that? Oh, is she the one who has a crush... Deadwood. You know, Joni Stubbs from Deadwood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Saranson's mom. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I like her. She's the best. Tramee? Yeah. I haven't seen Tramee, but I've heard good things. It's boring to most people. Yeah. I love it. Because the music? It's music, cooking, and violence.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Okay. You know, it's just like... Sounds great. Sounds like a good recipe for me. I want to watch Tramette with you. I feel like that would be the key to enjoying it. Well, guys, I know we got a short one today, but I think we came in with a fucking bang.
Starting point is 00:28:56 I hope everyone in a great new year. Now we're ready, man. Year of Sinbad, 20-15, everybody. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Molly Neffle. I'm Marcus Parks. And thanks, Ed, for being here. So much fun.
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