Page 7 - Episode 107: John Tra Walks Into a Gym

Episode Date: May 10, 2015

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Page 7 is brought to you by audible.com. Go to audible trial.com slash page 7 for your free trial. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling good. Yeah, well, I guess we're fucking ready to go now, boys. I'm revved. Yeah, man, we're wet, we're hard, we're ready to fucking go. My name is Jackie Zabrowski.

My name is Molly Duffalo. I'm Marcus Parks. and I'm the wet one. Wet. We're hard as rocks. I'm hard as a rock. Man, my clit is at attention. Waiting for the state of the union.

It all comes from the same organ tissue, you guys. Yeah, it's all the same. We're all the same. Yes. Is that not true? Although, just for the record, I do not get a hard on about the state of the union,

despite the fact that I do have plans to watch it. You're actually hosting a party to watch it. I am. I think. I think that means that you're hard for it. Does it though? I think so.

You're at least, you know, semi. I've got a half hard. Yeah, you got a half hard. Yeah, I'm gonna half a year. You got my fucking gopher out. Is it still winter? Or is it gonna be spring soon? That's coming up.

Brownhog's Day. Grandhog Day. Man, I love Groundhog's Day. It's not yet. The movie or the holiday? But both. Yeah. The movie is spectacular.

I watch the movie on Groundhog's Day. Do you? the best. Oh yeah. It's good. For sure. Yeah. I feel like Groundhog Day, so my birthday is in February and I feel like I was always, as a kid, I was always psyched about Groundhog Day

because it was like the beginning of my birthday month. And I feel like nobody ever gave a shit about it. I love Groundhog's Day. Yeah, I love Groundhog Day too. I want to go to Pucks a Tani one year. Yeah. That is my dream is to go and see the Groundhog. However, apparently it's a madhouse. Well, and it's all tainted now because de Blasio dropped

that groundhog last year and I think he really killed it. He killed a groundhog. He killed Staten Island Chuck Yeah, it wasn't Pugetani Phil but it was Just so everyone knows out there the mayor of New York City did murder a groundhog Last year. I think it's like manslaughter It was an accident. Man slaughter. He manslaughtered

involuntary manslaughtered. I would say criminally negligent homicide. You want him to get jail time for this crime against the Groundhog. Yeah, Mr. fucking no horses. Yeah, no horses. Took our fucking horses out of Central Park.

Took our horses out of Central Park and now he's killing groundhogs? What kind of man is here? Also, it can't be that hard to hold a groundhog. Even if it's squirreling around, he's got two kids. He knows what it's like to hold a fucking tiny animal that you're not supposed to drop. Groundhogs are fairly large animals.

Yeah. They're pretty big. They're big enough. They're wiry too. They're like They don't want to be held. That's what's fun. about watching them hold the groundhog. Yeah, groundhogs never want to be held. And also, important information, Mayor de Blasio is an enormous man.

So it's not like for lack of strength or power. He's very tall. He's been kistlesized. He's very big. Is he been kislese? Yes, he is. That's why Ben originally liked him. That's sad.

That's a sad reason to like someone. It's so sad, but, you know. Also, speaking of birthday months, happy birthday, Marcus. Marcus Thank you Yes, it was my birthday yesterday And that is why I'm brutally hung over today

I was going to ask, how are we feeling? So horribly hung over. You look good though. Thank you, thank you. I've been pushing through. I wouldn't have even guessed. I punched through today.

Hell yeah. And you know what I found out? I saw on Yahoo News, they let me know this that January 19th was officially supposed to be the worst day of the year. I don't understand that.

Might as well call it suck day. How do you just choose a day? Yeah, what's the metric for that? They said it was because that's like, by this point, most New Year's resolutions have failed. The credit card bills from Christmas have started rolling in. The weather is terrible.

Yesterday it was beautiful. It was beautiful yesterday. It was like a night. I mean, it was crisp. But last night, I had my two jackets on but open. And I felt great. I feel like you had almost three syllables of the word crisp just then.

Crails. It's because of it hanging out. Mark is too much this week. I liked it. I got like the slight Southern in my voice now. I appreciate it. I like adding extra syllables to one syllable

vowel word. I've been doing at work. I've been doing a lot of when anytime someone asks me for a drink I go Asher will. And no one likes I sure will. I'm trying to make it my new goes to. As your catchphrase. Ashur will.

It's a great catchphrase. I think it's great. I've been really trying to push it. No one likes it. I like it. Thank you very much. I'm a fan. Astor Will. I feel like it just makes it, you know, it's like if you're asking for a cappuccino, I don't want to make you a fucking cappuccino, but it's a fun thing for me. Let me have a fun thing. Yeah. So I think it's kind of bring a little bit of my southern now. That's fine.

Oh my God. That's nice. I really want to see the like Williamsburg. I'm in a hurry reaction to you saying that. Oshur will. I mean, I'm usually pulling the shop by the time I do it. You know, I'm still moving fast. Yeah. It's just the catchphrase is slower than normal. Fast moving, slow talking.

There you go. Yeah. I'm getting out on it. You know who else is getting out on it? Uh-oh. Jontra! Jundra! Oh, my God.

We're starting off with... Oh, my God. Cruising the gyms at 3 a.m. The best part about the story, before we get this, before I saw this anywhere, Henry Zabrowski, forwarded us all this website saying what happened with Jantra

because he saw it first. I didn't see it on Facebook. I see it anywhere else and I'm like are you cruising for Jontra news? Yeah, Henry scooped it. Yeah, he scooped it for us. Yeah, he really did. A while back. What apparently happened is it was a gym patron, this Reddit user, was at the gym at about 3 a.m.,

one of those 24-hour gyms, and he says that John Travolta approached him and introduced himself, Hi, I'm John Travolta. And I was like, oh my God, can I take a picture with you? He takes a picture with John Travolta. The cruise does not work as far as we know,

because this guy seems blissfully ignorant. Yeah, dude was just like, hey, I'm meeting John Travolta. I mean, he looks like a bit of a meathead. You know, like, this is a picture. He seems like a completely nice human being, but he does not know about John Travolta's past from at least from what the Reddit comments were is it like, hey, look who I ran into the gym

at 3 a.m. And I think the first comment was like, hey, look who tried to fuck you at 3 a. Yeah. Why do you think? No one comes up to anyone at the gym usually, and especially not at 3 o'clock in the morning. And especially when you're John Travolta. I mean, celebrities, as I understand it, want to not approach people. Yeah. Unless they're trying to fuck them.

Yeah, exactly. And also give me a break. Like, John Travolta doesn't have a gym in his own home. Let's throw that. out there. This is what he says. He says that he's working out at 3 a.m. Because he had actually had to respond to this. Someone asked him about it. That's how strong the gay

rumors are on this man. He says that he's working out at 3 a.m. because of a busy work schedule and the demands of two young and active kids. They're not that young. They're 14 and 4. I mean, he has a 4-year-old? Yeah, named Benjamin.

Man, another fake kid with somebody else. Kelly Presson's, she's got a It's got to keep up. Just got to keep up the ruse. After they lost that other one, they had to make another one. You said, I'm a father. They still want me to play with him at a level of a much younger man. Sounds like he's fucking his kids.

Yeah, no, no, no. He's not a pedophile. I don't know. But that's something they still want me to play with them at a level of a much younger man. I think he's talking about, I think he's talking about some other people that he's daddy too, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, man. He's a Zemeck, Daddy.

If you are too old and tired to play with your own children, stop having kids. That and go to the gym at 3 a.m. is not going to help you. You're making up a lie that's making your first lie more complicated. Jantra, you're caught in a web here. Also, I don't know if everyone has seen the picture, but man, Jondra put on a hat or something because your hair ain't looking good. And the funny thing is that at an event he went to like a couple days later

that he was asked all these questions about. Look at what he looked like. Head of hair. Full head of hair. Two days later. Wow. Full head of hair. Wow.

I love that. I can't believe you let the guy take a picture with him. Yeah. Yeah. But can we get into what they talked about? I mean, they didn't really talk about anything from what he said. They talked about his woodworking projects. Which is like, so John Drew's making a bunch of, is he?

Wait, they really did talk about the woodworking projects? I don't know. That's what they said in the Huffington article. They also, I mean, the guy that he took the picture with him did openly, was like, yeah, you know, I have a hard schedule too with my wife and two kids as well. Because the guy was married too, right? You know, and it's like openly saying like, ah, you know. But I don't think he knew what he was coming after.

No, I don't think so either. Chantra has a wife and two kids. It doesn't stop him. He's cruising. But also, it's like, didn't he have guards or something with him? Didn't he what? Jantra? Does he?

Does he roll? Yeah, doesn't he roll with people? I think he was rolling solo. Man, that's great. He's like, stay at home tonight. I got, no, I'm gonna work out hard. I gotta get sweaty. I don't want to seem sweaty.

He says he plays tennis every day. He lifts weights and he takes vitamins. Yeah, vitamins. Spanish flies vitamin too, right? And they used to call that a fucking vitamin? Yeah, guzzling a lot of protein, if you know what I'm saying. Man, I just imagine him under his basketball shorts, hard as a fucking rock.

Just watching, like, how long do you think he watched this guy work out before he approached him? Oh, and how many times does this work? Oh, so many times it has to have worked. I just, oh my God, John Travolta is just becoming an increasingly tragic figure. I mean, he was already, he's been a tragic figure, but I'm like, like you said, you got a gym in your home. Yeah, he has to. If you want to fuck people, just go out to a gay bar and find somebody who wants to fuck you. Too many people will want to fuck you.

You're John Travolta. You're Danny Zuko. People will want to fuck you. Not anymore. No hair, man. No hair, Danny Zuko. If he owned it, if he was just himself and proud to be himself, people would totally fuck John Travolta. I mean, that's, I mean, he just has such insane balls to do this kind of thing.

Yeah. And the fact that, like, that a picture hasn't come out with him doing this kind of thing yet. Mm-hmm. How did he let this happen? I don't know. That's what I think is so interesting. It's very interesting because he said, this is what he said. I didn't see him come in or anything like that,

but I was just doing my usual workout, which is pretty short. I was just going from machine to machine, and he came out of the next room. He just walked right up to me and introduced himself as John, and I was kind of blown away by that. Yeah, that's so, yeah, I know what that means. Blown away, yeah, he wants to be blown away too. So they hung out for about 15 minutes. 15 minutes.

That is a long time. Have you ever run into someone that you, can have small talk with and then it has to go on for 15 minutes. And this isn't, this wasn't half to have small talk. This is John Travolta choosing to have small talk. The guy said that Travolta asked him a lot of questions. That's so great. Asked him what he did for a living if he was married and what Jones does in his free time. And of course, Jones dropped the wife and two kids. And then he said that he, yeah, talked about his woodworking projects. Travolta asked about the prices of Jones's outdoor.

furniture and asked for his card, but Jones didn't have one on him. Man. I mean, maybe maybe part of the excitement for genre is like the cruising part, which is totally cool. You want to cruise? Like the pursuit of it is what's fun to him,

maybe. That's fine. It's just the whole facade of the family thing that is a problem, right? I don't know. It's like the going up and getting hit on, like going up and just hitting on random dudes. That's a little creepy. Yeah, I mean...

And cast in a wide net, I suppose. Yeah, I mean, he doesn't have somebody at home that he wants to fuck. If I tried to fuck every single woman that I thought was attractive, I'd be kind of creepy. You're not John Travolta. But I will say that I'll bet dudes approach women at the gym with some regularity, right? So it's not a completely unheard of thing. I guess not, yeah. Hey. Hey, what's up? What's up with your gains?

Yeah. So are you running? And you got like a captive audience, you know, you're like a captive audience, you know, You can't, like, unless the person's going to, like, leave the treadmill, you got to, you know, you're kind of stuck. But I bet also that that has worked for him in the past because also at three o'clock in the morning, how many family men are working out at three o'clock in the morning? Yeah. I feel like there must be some sort of like, what is it when you wear the red bandana in your right pocket? You know, it's like a little, like, flag being like, I'm here, I'm working out.

Yeah. Tapping the dude's foot in the urinal. Yeah. What about that one too? Ooh, that's kind of fun. I mean, yeah, if there's like, like, peak you're likely to, like, meet a gay guy at the gym hours, then, you know, right up. Yeah. And when they asked what Travolta did in his spare time, he said he talked about his work with Quantus, the Australian airline company.

Oh, Quantus. It sounds like a Malaysian air kind of thing. Quantis air. Never heard of it. I bet they all disappear. They all happen and filled with, like, twinks. It's like, oh, I don't know where the plane went. Did it land in my backyard?

Wait, that's really what John Tra said. He didn't say, like, I'm an actor, I'm John Travolta. Well, I mean, he did say, I'm John Travolta. Naturally, the guy knew you're John Travolta. And then they asked him, what are you doing? What are he up to? He's like, oh, I would work. What do you do?

And he's like, I work with an airline company, Quantus. Fly planes. I think you might like you. I think he had it. It was an airline introduced in a little video I like to call, I think he might like. And then he starts doing the dance. Come on. I got it on my iPod.

You put that one headphone in your ear and I'll put one headphone in my ear. Well, let's two step a little bit. And then just, I'll show you how to do it. I'll just show you how to do it. We get my crotch rocking. And the guy said that he wasn't sure why John Travolta came to say hello. He said, I really have no idea. I really don't know.

I would never have approached him if I had seen him first, but I didn't even know he was there. But I didn't ask him or anything. He came up to me. If Chandra was really cruising And this guy was somebody who was trying to fuck And this guy was just like, hey, I just met John Travolta Completely oblivious to it That's kind of fun

Yeah He's just like, hey, guess what? Guess what, everybody? I met this famous guy and everyone's like, ooh Yeah, that's exactly what has happened And it's really funny I feel like he probably woke up his wife When he got home and told her about it

And she's like, do you fuck him? Because that would be my first words out of my mouth You fuck him? And if, if, if, Would you give like a celebrity pass to a partner? No, not for John Travolta. Hugh Jackman's short. You know, you get like get another closeted gay

that's really attractive. I'm fine with that. But not Jondra. It's a big old sack of sand. Yeah, he's a trollish man. Got to. He must cry after he comes. Right?

He's got to cry. I bet he cries leading up to an hour. I'm going to come. I've got to come. And where did he get that hair? from. That is the most important question. Where did you get the hair? The fucking hair store. I don't know. Or maybe those were plugs in the picture, right? And then they just like spray paint over them. Oh no, no, no, no. I'm going to show you a foam. Yeah. I'm going to show you a comparison as to what this man

looked like on Saturday or on Friday as opposed to what he looked like on Wednesday. I've got to find it real quick. Hair grows fast. You know? Yeah. My hair, two months, I need a haircut, right? You know, a lot of protein makes it grow faster. Yeah, he's working out. He's got all, you know, he's flying planes going into different.

I feel like probably going from time zone to time zone makes your hair grow faster, right? Because you're traveling forward. Makes it go shorter, too. Yeah. So it just depends on where you're flying to. Yeah. All right. So here's a picture of him with the hair.

Man, and it's just thick. But I feel like you can see. the spray paint. You can. Here's what he looked like. Yikes. He is bald on top. Completely bald with just a little wisp of hair. Oh, that's so sad. Did he like forget that

this guy was taking a picture? Was he just like yeah, picture? Uh-oh. He probably didn't expect him to put it on Reddit. No, well, that's the thing is that if you're a celebrity and someone takes a picture with you, they're taking it with you to put it online. Yeah. I know this guy. I think that's

right. Yeah. But I don't know. Maybe he was just, he was thrown off by his hard, hard cock. That's probably all he was thinking about. Oh, yeah, just go and take a picture. It's a pretty good genre. Oh, yeah. Well, I did watch Michael over the Christmas book. Ooh, Michael.

Did you watch it back to back with Phenomenon? No, I didn't, but I probably sure. In my head, they're the same movie. They are the same movie. Okay, good. Similar covers and everything. Yeah, I think they're very similar. One, he's got wings, when he does.

Well, I think. They came out the same year. Yeah, because it was Michael and then powder and then phenomenon, right? Yeah, and powder. Pater's the one. Pater is the one about the albino guy with the electrical powers. I just remember when he got beat up and they made him get stripped down naked and they kicked his ass into the mud. And they were like, no, he's got color on them.

And something like that. Oh, my God. It was terrible. They treated powder like shit. Who played powder? Was it an albino actor? No, dude. No, no, no, no, no. He had powder all over him. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. He was covered in powder. Yeah, he was a powdered man.

But, man, I have never, I haven't seen that moving a long time, but I just remember the look on powder's face. He always had this, like, upset. I'm going to cry. Look, I mean, terrible life. If you're an albino and you can control electricity, it's rough for you. You're going to be an outcast no matter what. But, man, that guy was begging to get the shit kicked out of him. Sean Patrick Flannery. They didn't get an albino, but they did get an Irishman. Wait, what was he? He was in other, like, bullshit romance stuff, right?

I mean, no one was in love with powder because powder was ugly. He was a guy, he was in the boondock saints. That's what he was from. That's really weird to go from powder to the boondock saints. Powder. I have, don't watch Powder. I don't recommend it. Zero recollection of the film you're describing.

Go right on ahead and watch Power. I haven't seen it in forever, but you just go right. on ahead. You know what? Didn't hold up then? Bet it doesn't hold up now. I bet not. I don't think what's a... It's a 6.5 on IMDB. If it was on Netflix, I would watch it at some point.

I would definitely want. A young bald albino boy with unique powers shakes up the rural community he lives in. Mary Steenberger's in it. She plays his mother. I do love her. I forgot Jeff Goldblum was in it. We have to watch it. We have to watch it.

We have to watch it. We have. We absolutely have to watch it. All right, I'll watch it. We should have more conversations about what a shit Jeff Goldblum is on this show. Oh, yeah, we do. I mean, he shows up in blind items all the time, constantly. But you know what?

But he's just a womanizer, right? Yeah, he's just, he likes young women. And that's pretty much his whole thing. And he gets them. And you know what? I can forgive him. I can forgive Jeff Goldblum for a lot. If I was 22 and Jeff Goldblum tried to fuck me, I'd probably say yes.

Certainly, absolutely. Yeah. All power to the women who want to. fuck Jeff Goldblum. He's just kind of, you know, he's kind of greasy. He's real greasy, yeah. He's just kind of a guido, but I think it's more because of the big chill. Even though he was greasy in the big chill,

but because he was in it, I probably would have slept in them. I just want him to treat the young women right, which I'm not sure he does. He probably wines, dines, and fucks him, and then never talks to him ever again. That's what I would put, I would put Jeff Goldblum in that category. And if he can do that, still.

Yeah, and if the girls, the women know that what they're, you know. They're all young as shit. They just want to fuck a celebrity. Yeah. Now I remember, because this is not the first podcast in which I participated in which the movie Powder has come up. Oh, yes. I remembered there was a bit of a Fluffy-Doo concerning the production of Powder because apparently the director, Victor Salva, it came to light halfway through the production that he was a convicted child molester. Was he fucking Powder?

No, Sean Patrick Philanerick-Roeuvre was too. old for him. Powder was an adult, but it was a cause of concern for many production members because they had brought children to the set. There were a lot of kids in the movie. Yeah, they brought their family to the set. Was he known at the time? Victor

Salva? Yeah, that he was a, that he was a pedophile? It was not, well, this was 1996, so this is before the internet. Everything was under the rug. Everything, or this is 1995, everything was under the rug, so you would know that someone was a pedophile unless someone told you, or they told you that they were a

pedophile. Yeah, man. Remember in sync and Backstreet boys? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And this guy looks like a pedophile. Oh, he does look like a pedophile. Yeah, he definitely looks like a pedophile. Their manager. Fucked all the boys. Lou Perlman. Fucked all of them. Really? Yeah, that's how he got them. He's like,

he's like, you should fuck me. I'll put you in this boy band. Oh, my God. Yeah, man. He was getting down. That's terrible. Yeah, yeah. And it's everybody. Yeah. You suck my cock now. Yeah. Thank you, Marcus.

And you know what? Michael and Phenomenon back to back. Both 1996. Because after... Because it was the same year as powder, right? Oh, no, it was a year after powder? So there was powder, then phenomenon, then Michael. He had a bit of a hit.

I mean, he had a string. He was in Pulp Fiction in 94. That's when he came back after Look Who's Talking. And then he was... Which Luke was talking, great. Great. He was actually pretty sexy in Look Who's Talking. Do you think so?

I mean, kind of. Like, he still had that Danny Zuko quality a little bit. Because I think it was the time when he was writing on the Uncle Jesse vibe that, like, I wanted to fuck Uncle Jesse. And then, like, I watched who he was talking and I was like, ooh, he's like kind of like a bad boy, like kind of into music. Like, I kind of like him. Last time he was sexy, though. Well, that's what he said of all the roles he's played, that character is the most like his real personality. I don't think so.

I'm going to pull a kibosh. It's a kibosh situation. Christy Ali said that she actually fell in love with She fell in love with him. Yeah. During the filming of Look who's talking. When she was thin. Mm-hmm.

Then she got all fat and she lost away and it got fat again. Now I haven't seen her in a long time. Did she have a book or a television show? Fat actress. Yes. She had fat actress. It was fun. It was all about her being fat.

And I enjoyed it. However, it was just a little sad. But that was, I remember when she came out saying like, like, John Travolta is the love of my life and he always has been and he always will be. Sad. Oh, girl, she got the gimmie-gimmies. You know when you want that guy,

you get that guy, and we've got the gimmie-gimmie-gimmies. Oh, yeah. You tell it. Gimmie-gimmie-gimmie-go! Because they'll let it go. Yeah, look who's talking. That was in 1989. You know, it was...

89. That was 89. The first one. The second one was 93. Let my love open it up. That's how I were... I remember watching it way too young Not understanding where the spermies were going

Yeah, me too I thought they were just little tadpoles Yeah, me too and just wonder Why are there tadpoles? And then I learned. And then I learned that it was because Someone had fucking gooshed in the Curstiali.

Yeah, they got her knick-knack Got her knick-knacked up. It was her boss, wasn't it? No, yeah, because and then they fell in love. He was a cab driver, right? John Travolta was a cab driver? I think he was a cab driver

and I thought that was sexy, which is weird. Wait, wait, were you born in like 87? I watched it when I was older because like I was obsessed with the second one. Yeah. When like with the potty. That's what I remember. You were scared of the potty. Yeah. And then

I watched the first one. The body was great. The body was really funny. I get whatever. And then I remember I was like oh, oh, the body can talk. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was a cab driver. You know, and that movie was PG-13.

Interesting. Especially back then. Yeah, especially that, especially for a movie about a talking baby. Wait, that was Bush's America. That was first Push's America. That was First Push's America. Yeah, that's probably why it was PG-13. That's right.

There's Look Who's Talking. Then There's Look Who's Talking 2. And then we can't forget. Look who's talking now. With the dogs! I loved it with the dogs. See that? See, that is a Christmas movie.

Because you remember there was the dog. He was a scrappy dog. And then she had the poodle, and the poodle was kind of a bitch. But they talked to each other, and they fell in love, and then they get stranded in this cabin, and it's Christmas Eve, and the dog saved them? You know who played the, did the voices? It was, who?

Danny DeVito. And Diane Keaton. What? I don't know that was Diane Keaton. Diane Keaton was a poodle. Oh my God. Bloods of memory right now. All-Star cast.

Yes, it wasn't old-sart. I bet it wasn't a good movie. It probably doesn't hold up, but I loved that movie. Wow. That is really... Christy Allie was really sexy in those movies, though. She was. The trivia on Look Who's Talking Now.

The final installment of the Look Who's Talking Trilogy. Oh, yeah, baby, yeah. It was a solid three. It wasn't like Home Alone three where it shit the fucking bed. I feel like it was a solid three of a very gimmicky plot. I'm into it. Let's watch them all. Let's watch.

January. Let's fucking do this shit. We got to get through this month somehow. Got to. Oh, yeah, we got to. Man. Yep. Then there was, look who's talking to.

Yeah, and you never think about it. But yeah, Bruce Willis was the voice of the baby. That's what I always, I always picture Bruce Willis's face when I think of look who's talking for some reason, even though his face wasn't even there. Wow. And Richard Pryor was originally supposed to be in Look Who's Talking to. The part that Damon Wayans eventually played. Oh, my God.

I forgot Damon Wayans was interesting. that movie. He was in that movie. In the early trailers, Richard Pryor was doing the voice. Oh. Oh. So they actually recorded some with Richard Pryor doing the voice of a little baby. They switched it up. Interesting. Interesting. Oh, that's right. With the baby at the playground. Oh, my God. They're like an indoor playground. And like, he doesn't want to yet. But then, like, he meets his other baby. And the baby teaches him how to, you know, you go to walk on this thing. Yeah, I'm a street small baby. They have like the old wise. black man but in baby version just casually

racist. Yeah. It's just for a fact. It's just, you know, he's wiser. Like a sassy black baby. Yeah, that knows the rules of the indoor playground. Yeah. Because he's from the streets.

Yeah, man. And the playground is the streets. For babies. Oh my God. I'm so glad we went down this road. I love those movies. I'm giving him another watch. You know what we're going to have to do? I think we're just going to have to watch the Mr. Toilet Man scene right way. Oh my God, it's so scary.

He doesn't want to go pee-pee in the body. Everyone at home, you can watch this along with us. Oh, please, too. Mm-hmm. Oh, what a dilemma. Do I stay or do I pee? He's in bed. Well, what if Eddie said was true?

Mr. Toilet Man, eating your pee-pee. That's right, because Mr. Eddie, he was the one that told him that's home. I guess I really don't believe that. The baby? Gilly was going to use pee-pee. On the other hand, what if there is a Mr. Toilet Man? This will a sound so.

I'm just turn the light on just to make sure. Just as I thought. Why is the regular old toilet, huh? It looks like Grover. Yeah, the toilet does. Covered in blue fur. Eddie and his bonehead ideas. The toilet's fur.

Hey, you, your little pisher? I'm talking to you. Oh, no, what is that? Hey, you're supposed to give me some peepy. Is that more rough? We're talking about pee pee here. I got it with you. You better give me that baby.

Ew. Give it to me. This is a terrible. I'm going to bite off your tushy. Yes. Yes. You bite off your tushy. That's really weird

That creeped me out when I was a kid As it should That was terrifying I'm a pot of your tushy That toilet was That's right in Olympia Dukakis is her mother That's why the word Tushy is involved Is she always talking about the Tushy

The Tushy And I love Olympia to Codocus What What audience was meant for this That was Mell Brooks Really? Good ear, Marcus Thank you very much

I'm very good at that Yeah, Mel Brooks was the voice of Mr. Toilet Man. Molly is dumbfounded. Did you watch the movies? I think I have not seen these movies like since I was a very young child. And I thought these were like kid movies, family movies. No, they were made for, I feel like they were made for adults. What adult would want to watch a little babies in her monologue?

All three of them were PG-13. and I think they were all pretty big hits. Yeah, but you think about it. It wasn't really about the babies as much as it was about the relationship between, like, the first one was about Kirstie Allie and her boss and how, like, the boss knocked her up,

but like she didn't really want this. He was kind of a piece of shit, and then John Travolta comes into her life, kind of saves her, and then they get together, and then the second one, it's mostly about them having children. So I feel like the baby thing is on the side lines,

but in our heads, when we're, We were kids. It was all about the babies. The kid is the main character. And that's why. And then the third one, it's all about, like, the dogs. But it's mostly about, like, she, like, Kirsti Alli keeps thinking that John Travolta is

cheating on her with her boss. Oh, yeah. And, like, so that's mostly what the plot is. I see. All right. I remember that. Yeah. Real weird.

Very weird. But you're right, though, because that is a weird age range to, like, comment. To hit, like, PG-13, I feel like, yeah, you're, like, aiming for. teenagers and young adults. Yeah, but I watched it like five or six. I watched it very young. Yeah, same. I think I watched it yet when I was very young.

But I loved them. Yeah, it's like, yeah, because you think baby's talking here. Yeah. Take the baby talking movie. And then it starts with a goosh. That's where it used to be where like now we watch the Lego movie and we're like, oh, this is a movie for kids, but it's also geared towards adults. But they didn't do like animated movies like that back then.

they did movies like this back then. And then a kid could enjoy it. Yeah. If they were in the same room. Although there was like the Lion King, which also had crazy adult themes. Maybe they were just, it was always just a wide spray of cum. Just a big flood of cum. Just like, someone watch this movie.

Yeah. You know, I'm going to go ahead and remind everybody that Gummy Bear the movie is still coming. Hell yeah. John Tra. John Tra. Remember Gummy and his friends, a vegetarian vampire bat, a cat, and a Camille. fighting to save an alien planet from destructured. Remember, that's still coming up the pike.

I remember. And it's his whole family is involved in this, right? Yeah, yeah. Kelly Preston. Quote family. Quote, quote, unquote family. Kelly Preston and his 14-year-old daughter Ella. Ugh.

But why don't we talk about their kid that died? Why don't we keep bringing this up? Remember he had that kid. He was supposed to go to a doctor, but they didn't take him to a doctor outside of Scientology. And the kid fucking died. And now it's like, oh, the kid didn't exist. Yeah, that is, it's a, it's a, it's a big problem, my name. That's fucking, it's so weird.

That, that, it's like, yeah, no, he's definitely gay. But also, he let his child die. Right. Right. It's either, it's either very sad, it's always very sad, no matter what the, what the course of it, it's either a very sad tragedy or a very sad man's slaughter or a neglect or something. That shit. It's fucked up.

Well, here's what happened with that. Originally, we all thought that he got hit in the head, and that's how he died. Turns out he died of, the cause of death was listed as seizure. And the medical examiner said that there was no head trauma and that the body was, quote, in great condition. Well, that was the whole thing is it wasn't it that he had had a recurring, I thought it was. Kawasaki disease. Yes, that it was something that could have been treated with medicine, if he had just gone to a doctor outside of Scientology.

Sometimes kids with autism also have more prevalence for seizure disorders too. But they just didn't do that because they, you know, in Scientology, you can't go to outside sources. Well, they say it's very rare for kids to die from Kawasaki disease. But if they go to a normal fucking doctor. That is true. That is very true. Pretty fucking weird, man. Yeah, sad. He's still getting his dick wet. It's fine.

He's got a four-year-old. He has a four-year-old. Mm-hmm. That must have been after the jet thing, right? I think that was after the jet thing, yeah. Damn, just trying to recreate them. Oh, shit. I'm taking that whole thing, like, if you die, I'm going to kill you and make another one just like you.

Mm-hmm. Shit, it thinks, it could be that a jet was found by Travolta's gay lover. Whoa. Remember the guy that rides the planes? His co-pilot? Yes, his co-pilot. In the video? And I think you might like it?

Just in life. Just in life. Yeah, yeah. But his co-pilot when he drives, when he flies anywhere. Because you know how much he loves to fly. Man, yeah, I got a co-pilot. It's called my boyfriend. Yeah, he's my co-pilot, too.

All right, it's time on the list. Who's on the list? Marcus, got to have that list. Well, our list, this, I mean, of course, you know, the Oscar nominees were just announced. Oh, yeah, no Selma. Oh, yeah, no Selma. No Lego movie. Which is best animated.

In best animated, lovely. I mean, it got. best song. No, who gives a fuck about best song? Yeah. Yeah. Well, they got best song too. How you make a best picture movie without having any of the parts that make up the picture

be the best. Also, I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there. I haven't seen it, but I'm going to say fuck how to train a dragon too. Yeah. I hear the good one's great, the first one's great, but like, give me a break. The second one? I don't, I don't buy it. Who gives a fuck?

Who gives a fuck? But we're not going to go through the Oscar nominations. We're going to go through the Razzie nominations. Oh, presents! The worst picture is left behind. That was a Nicholas Cage movie. Oh, no, not it's right, the Nicholas Cage reboot. But Kirk Cameron is represented this year with Saving Christmas.

Why is he still allowed to make anything? I almost just did a spit take when you said that because I go, of course, Kirk Cameron saved Christmas. Yeah, yeah. Oh, have you not heard about this? No. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So this asshole made an entire.

movie about how Christmas isn't really in pagan, rooted in paganism. Oh, God. It's fighting back against the war on Christmas. Kirk Cameron is just the worst. He's bad. He's crazy. He's just bad. He's bad man. Real bad man.

He keeps being bad. He's still making money, you know. I wanted to be like, well, who cares? He was just in growing pains. No, a lot of people care. But that's the thing. He keeps being fucking terrible in the public eye. He keeps saying that this is, because the movie got the worst reviews ever and it also made no money whatsoever.

He's saying it's an atheist conspiracy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's that the atheists had that much power? It's the Jews. The Jews did it to him. Yeah, well, I mean, I think that's code. Yeah, yeah, atheists, yeah. What do we want to know? We don't want this Christmas thing around. Let's not do it no more. They don't even have the fucking time to put down this movie.

Yeah. It's all you. The Jews you were talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Juice got no time. You're too many other things to do. Yeah, your boyfriend's Jewish. How busy is he?

He's pretty busy. Pretty busy. They're all busy. That's how they stay successful. It was also the legend of Hercules, the Ninja Turtles movie, and the Transformers movie. Yeah, I mean, it's fine.

It's fair. It's fine. Yeah, that million ways to die in the West. That got some, that got worst actor and worst actress nominations. Seth MacFarland got worst actor. Charlize Theron and worst actress. I wonder if the boy next door is going to get this next year.

I feel like it might be too far away. Might be. Wait, boy next door? The J-Lo movie! Oh, yeah. Have you seen the trailer for this movie? I haven't seen the trailer, but I have seen the poster everywhere. It's in every train station.

Have you had your All-Jalo date yet? I did watch... I watched... Made in Manhattan. No, I didn't watch a meeting Manhattan. Selena. No, the wedding one... Waiting planner?

Wedding planner. Yeah, the wedding planner. I did watch a wedding planner. Or her, Matthew McConaughey. However, that trailer, everyone do yourself in favor. Watch the trailer for the boy next door. You don't need to see the movie. The entire movies are the trailer.

Kind of great. Nice. Very nice. Yep. And you got worse screenplay. It's all pretty much the same movies over and over and over again. The Rassies don't have a lot. You know, it's like, they...

They pick five movies and they just rip them apart. Which I'm fun. I'm down with that. Tear them down. They do have a Redeemer Award, though. Oh, okay. Which people who have won Razies in the past. And have redeemed themselves?

And have redeemed themselves. This year it was Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Mike Myers, Keanu Reeves, and Kristen Stewart. What did Mike Myers win for? I don't know what. I think he got it for the love guru. I think that's what, like that won a lot of Razies. Of course, that was terrible.

But how has he redeemed himself? That's what I'm looking at, because I didn't hear about him doing anything this year. Are they pulling back from Shrek? It's like, remember what are you, Shrek at one time? Let's give him a Redeemer award. Yeah, Shrek. Yeah, everyone loved Foggan Shrek. I don't like Shrek, but I think a lot of people like Shrek.

People love Shrek. Yeah, the last time he was in any was Shrek. Shrek forever after. I hate Shrek. I hate everything fucking about Trek. Sorry. I just had to say that. Why do you hate Shrek?

It annoys me. Everything about it is annoying. I don't like any of the jokes. I don't like anything about it. I hate it. I kind of like Shrek. I don't blame you. I understand why people.

I can actually see where both of you are coming from. Yeah, I don't love Shrek, but I mean, the first time I watched it, I was like, hey, that's fun. That's cute. I was also tortured by Shrek because I happen to live with someone who does enjoy Shrek, so he would wake me up with, and in a morning, I'm making waffles. And like, things like that, little clips. and they would just piss me off

so much that now Doug of course and he would just do these kinds of things and I'm just like shut it between that and like clips from the nutty professor it's like Dave Jabel like women be shopping

women be shopping and every time I would leave to go shopping he's like when it's shopping I'm putting on the clip I'm like don't put on the fucking clip we've been saying that in front women be shopping

Doug is basically like an amateur Eddie Murphy impersonator. It's just, it's drive me insane to make me go crazy. Yeah, I got no idea why Mike Myers got anything. Maybe just because he stepped out of all the shit movies. But I heard from Henry that John Wick was amazing. The Keanu Reeves, although I hear which I don't know if I can watch it. Very sad dog death. and I don't know if I can deal

with that. Yeah, I know you're going to say Sad dog death. Sad dog death. I don't know if I can do it, but I do want to watch John Wick I love Keanu Reeves and his wife dies and basically in like she sends him like in her will or something

like sends him that it's like a whole like thing that is set up that you get sent a dog when a loved one dies so that like it replaces them and then the dog dies, it's murdered, and the rest of the movie is the revenge of

the dog murdered. That is what the movie is, because he he's like, oh, I can grieve, I can move on, I have my dog, everything, dog gets murdered, he revenges the dog's murder. So, I don't know if I can handle it. I bet

it's a great movie, though. Yeah, Henry was singing its praises yesterday. He loves to watch a dog death, though. Henry can handle that. I can't handle it. Like, have you seen what dreams may come? I can't do it again.

After what dreams may come, I can't watch another family death, dog death thing ever. Yeah, that was a sad one. That is rough. I watched the first 20 minutes of it because it's on Netflix right now. And I just, like, was crying so hard I had to shut it off. Like, I could never watch this movie ever again. Did you know that Adam Sandler and Shaquille O'Neal were in a movie together this year? This year?

With Drew Barrymore. Is he in Blended? Yeah. Blended. Because they go to Africa? Is that why he's in the movie? Oh, mayhaps. Have you seen the trailer of Blended?

I had not. Shaquille O'Neill plays Doug. It's like they are two separate families, Adam Sandler's family and Drew Barrymore's family. And they start seeing each other so they all go to Africa together. And it's all like a shit of like terrible stereo. And that's coming from me. Like I watched a trailer.

I was like, this, I find this offensive. I can find this offensive. Yeah. Because it's not funny at all. Everything is just like, why are you doing this? This is, why are you doing this? This is the third movie that Adam Sandler and Shaquille O'Neal have done together. What else have they done?

Jack and Jill and grownups two. Oh, so the movies that I don't watch. Yeah, the bad, bad ones. Gronos to Jack and Jill was, that is the pinnacle. I remember it when you say it and I don't even want to remember it. The pinnacle of never watching another Adam Sandler movie ever again. Right there. That's it.

It's done. But 50 first dates was cute. You know, it's like if you go back to that weird era, Big Daddy was fun. Big Daddy was great. Yeah, but the son has set on that. He needs to just let it go. Yeah. Yeah, Big Daddy was his last, I would say that's his last funny movie.

Yeah. And I was looking up, I was on my Netflix the other day and it was like romantic comedies with like a strong female lead and Mr. Deeds was on it. And I've never seen Mr. Deeds, but I remember that John Tuttero was in it and I don't know why. And I do know that it's a very, it's like the first of all of his bad movies. And I was just like, I bet that's not a romantic comedy with a strong female lead.

No, that was a categorical error. I think on Netflix's part I'm throwing that out there Well I mean he had He had a run We gotta admit I mean he had You know there was Billy Madison

Of course Happy Gilmore Yeah The wedding singer I'm not taking any of that away from him Wedding singer was great Real key He had a nice little

scenario and dirty work Is Satan Remember when Yeah Come with me Yeah yeah Real funny The Water Boy

That was the first one That was where it started To really take a shit dive And then it was Big Daddy. Because I liked Waterboy. It was fine with Waterboy. Yeah, it was fine. It was funny enough. And Big Daddy. And then Little

Nicky. Yeah, Little Nicky was the beginning of the end. Little Nicky. I did not like the Waterboy. But I'll allow that Little Nicky was the beginning of the end. But then you had Punch Drunk Love. Oh, see, that's when he started getting a little serious.

Mm-hmm. And then you had stuff like 8 Crazy Nights, anger management, 55. Anger management was a lot of fun. Was it? Anger management? I haven't seen it since it came out, but I remember watching it being like, I like this movie a lot.

All right. Well, yeah, and then there was Spanglish, the longest yard, click. Spanglish was kind of cute. Yeah, I mean, that's the day. Taylor Leone, I'll give her a Leone. You know what I mean? Rain over me. That was a weird one.

Fuck about a movie. I think it was, it's a 9-11 thing. So anytime there's a 9-11 thing, I saw. It's a 9-11 movie? Oh, my God. Rain over me. is actually a very good movie. It's him and Don Cheadle and he lost his entire family in 9-11 and how he copes with it is that he's like throws himself into music but he's in the middle of this like big

trial. I think it's like the insurance company. It's something about like it's something awful but like Don Cheadle's his lawyer and can't get him to cope with what is going on because he like he just hides himself in music. It's very sad. Wow. It's really it's actually really How did he lose his entire family? Were they on the plane? They explained. They explained the whole thing. Okay.

They explain and explode. Am I right? Don't you dare. Don't you make me start to cry. Marcus Parks, 32, you dead. Moment of silence. Moment of silence.

It's time for Blydada. Oh, we can't see him. Why, yes. That was this A-list, mostly movie actress with a tiny remote control in her hand. She kept pressing the other night. Her B-list celebrity musician boyfriend was the recipient of the button

pushing. Apparently, he had a vibrator inserted in his body. He loves that kind of thing. The Golden Globes? No, this is just hanging out. This is just out and about. Some dude with a vibrator up his butt. I don't know the guy's name. Or I don't know the guy's. Benji Madden. Do you know this guy? Mm-mm. The woman, she's pretty hot in the mask. Cameron Diaz? Cameron Diaz? I thought Cameron Diaz was engaged to Sean Penn.

No, that's Charlize the Rome. Oh, they're all the same. Wide-pressed. And apparently, she's pregnant. Whoa. Yeah, because they just got married with a shotgun wedding just a couple days ago. Oh, hell yeah.

I'm with a vibrator up his ass. They're remote control vibrators? Oh, yeah. I'm in the dark. I'm a dinosaur over here. Oh, yeah, man. It's a nice little fun thing to play at a party. Why would you want to touch a woman?

You know, you want to just hit the remote from across the room. Like, you feel it? You feel you getting off? I'm watching the TV. Apparently the guy's in Good Charlotte. Oh, that is. That is not B-Lis. I'm sorry.

That's D-LIS. That is definitely D-LIS. 10 years ago. That's right. Yeah, Bollin. Yeah. All right. Next up, I didn't even know they knew

each other, but there was this A-list mostly television actor with a double-plus list name recognition sharing a hot tub and a crack pipe with this foreign-born A-minus list, mostly movie actor, who has been in some of the biggest movies of all time, seems they share a love of porn stars who are also in the hot tub. Man, Tiger Blood. Tiger Blood. Tiger Blood. I don't know what Tiger Blood is. He's on TV. He's on Hot Shats. He's on. He's on. and hot shots. Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen. What's Tiger Blood? That was this whole thing. He's like, ah, Tiger Blood. I got Tiger Blood.

I don't know Tiger Blood. I remember that. Remember that whole thing? Yeah, winning. When he was like winning. Winning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guy, you got a little bow and arrow. Orlando Bloom? Yeah. No! They, apparently, they're buddies. And they're smoking crack together? Yeah. In a hot tub. In a hensub. Man, with a bunch of porn stars. Man, get me in that hospital.

I won't smoke the crack, but man, I'll do whatever I have to. Give me in that house. Yeah, let's have a good time. I'll listen outside of the door. I don't got to be in there. That's crazy. I didn't know they were friends. I don't think anyone knew they were friends.

Quite a May-December romance they got going on. And lastly, we did John Trail already for quite a while, so we're going on that. Oh, yeah. We're instead going to be doing a sex tape item. This celebrity mom, not named Chris J. Jinner is in talks with Vivid about selling a sex tape she made with her boyfriend. Well, not her boyfriend

because he didn't want any part of it, but a guy she's calling her boyfriend, who just happens to be about half her age, with her breadwinner not making much money for mom, she is turned to a way she thinks will make her lots. I don't know anyone who would want to see her naked or watch her having sex, though.

Reality show Mom. Mama June? Yeah! So that means she'd draw the fucking pedophile guy. Seems like it. Just maybe. She can fucking do whatever she wants to do.

Don't be with that guy anymore. Yes, Mama June, I support you. I think you're a great mom, but you do have to drop that pedophile guy for good. Although I am going to say if someone that's less than half her age, I don't think she's that old. Yeah, no, I think she's like our age. Right?

Isn't she like, or like in her mid-30s, right? I think she might be in her early 30s. Yeah. I think she's in her mid-30s. I would say how old is the guy, is the guy, is the guy 16? The guy. Because that's bad.

Yeah, we don't support that. But 18 sure. Girl, you get your goat on. She's getting her fucking goat on. Good for her. A lot of people are into BBW shit, man. A lot of people. I love Mama June.

I was really disappointed about it. We talked about this. It was discouraging to see her being with that pedophile guy. We don't endorse that. But I don't, I mean, I don't really want to see Mama June getting eaten out, but, you know, it's definitely for somebody's bag, you know what I mean? She said that couples therapy is

still an option if Sugar Bear shows up. I want her and Sugar Bear to get back together. They seem like they were doing well. And he didn't have any sinister sexual predator past, I don't think. No. And they might be going on marriage boot camp.

They got to make money somehow. Yeah, they do. Now they have to. She's got to do whatever she's got to. Oh, shit. Didn't know about this. June, apparently, kicked Sugar Bear out last week. She kicked him out. What? Said that he was two-time

and her with several men and women he'd met online. Well, she was fucking a pedophile. I think Mama June might be forever wrong in this situation. How dare you kick him in? Even if he's fucking other people.

Yeah. You fuck the pedophile that fucked your kid? Ah, she's wrong forever. It wasn't like, oh, I was 16 and my girlfriend was 15 thing. It was like, no, this is a bad. Yeah, bad, bad, bad.

It's a bad man. Also, he was very ugly, even uglier than Sugar Bear. I'm not saying something. Did you see a picture of that guy? I think that we looked here. Just toothless motherfucker. I support Mama June, except for those very bad decisions. Where is that sex tape?

Marcus, have you seen it yet? I have not. I don't think it exists. In fact, she said, she actually made a statement about it. She said, just FYI, there is no sex tape come out about it. This is a tweet, by the way. Just FYI, there's no sex tape Come out about me and Sugar Bear

Never, I have more respect for myself And my kids and my family So whoever made that lie up and sold it to TMZ, sorry it ain't happening Not even for a zillion dollars Although I was in caps and no And you fucked your pedophile off on your kids So I just can't trust her anymore

I know I want to win back your trust Mama June But you're gonna have to really Mark is you gotta find that sex tape You want to hear her talking about her split with Sugar Bear? Yeah So it's really over this time. There's no going back? I wish there was a going back part,

but I think in his mind, that's what he wanted. He wanted a single life. But he could have been honest and told me, look, June, I don't love you, I don't want to be with you, I don't want to be around you. This is too real.

Because you really want to work it out? Such different accents. There was a show that it reached out to us to help us. One is so good. therapy type of show or something like that. Is there any chance of reconciliation? Yeah, well, you know, he's a bull your dick in me. He put his 100% in, and I don't think that's going to.

He changed his mind, did he? I'm sure he has. We don't talk to them until like the 20th, but I'm sure that, you know, he may change his mind. So it's just a sad. He sounds sad. I mean, this is a woman having to talk about her marital problems. Some I'm assumingly beautiful British woman. Yes.

I would imagine. Who's treating her probably as if she's a zoo animal and not a human being. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, it's kind of fun. Reality TV. It's kind of fun. I wonder if we could get her on. I mean, let's get her.

I think we'd have to fly her here. We'd probably, well, just Skype. We Skype her in. We can Skype her in. Yeah, Skype her. And I can even just, I can just call, I can call telephone. You probably have to pay her, though. She seems like a paid appearance.

Well, paid her in beef jerky. Yeah, I've got, like, I've got half a... There is half a thing of beef jerky here. It's flying out the bag right now. She can have my silica gel. Oxygen. That keeps all your shoes drawn. You take those silica gel things you're beating your shoes.

Shees will always be drawn. All right, that'll be it for today. That'll do, pig. My name is Jackie Zabroski. My name is Molly Nuff. We're not talking to me. Mama June when you say that. No, no. I was talking Babe. It was a babe reference. I'm

Marcus Parks. You guys have a great fucking week. We'll be here next week. Oh, maybe. Maybe. We're going to have to talk about some fucking halftime shows, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. That's coming up soon. Oh, yeah. Oh, is the Super Bowl? This, it's next Sunday.

I don't know. I'll be back in for that. I'll be definitely back in time for the Super Bowl. Yeah, Super Bowl's, Super Bowl's next Sunday. We'll figure something out on that. We'll have a good fucking time. Oh, and going right and review us on iTunes. Yeah. Yeah.

Baby you're a fire. No, no, no, no, no. We don't start now. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.