Page 7 - Episode 108: Be Bop Bamboozled in 3-D

Episode Date: May 10, 2015

It's Super Bowl madness time as we review half time shows of the past and talk about the overall weirdness of this year's Super Bowl. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Am I talking? Are you? You are? Talking. Why don't you put your little hand of mine. Ain't out here a mountain. We can climb, babe. Yeah, Molly.

Marcus, I got you babe. I got your babes. You're my babes. Fuck yeah, Groundhog's Day was yesterday. Did everybody watch Groundhog Day? Oh, I didn't. I played Wolfenstein instead. You suck, Molly.

I didn't, but I forgot of that wonderful tradition that you have. You suck. Those fuckers, those fuckers on the online, man. Groundhog Day was on Netflix for a really long time. Took it off for Groundhog's Day. and then I had to pay for it on the goddamn Apple TV to rent it. They took it off specifically on Groundhog Day? I feel like they probably did.

I don't remember the last time I looked for it. But it was on there for a really long time because I kept being like, oh, I should just throw this on sometime. And then I went to go watch it and I had to pay goddamn $4.99 to watch it. If I watch it tonight, will that... $4.99! It's not on Netflix. Got to pay for it on Apple TV.

Terrible. But man, it is a good movie. I love Groundhog Day. I love everything about it and I will guarantee you I will be in Pucks Taney next year You said that every year I want to go

so badly and no one will go with me I was confused that you were singing that song instead of Catch in the Cradle Oh my God That Super Bowl commercial Is bad

My name is Jackie Zabrowski My name is Molly Neffle I'm Marcus Parks Why Why did that commercial One question. I love Cat Stevens. Give me a reason to a little

to get a cat Stevens song. I'm happy for it. It was like, at least make it something I'm going to cry about. And it wasn't. It just sucked. Yeah. It was just bad.

If you didn't see it, it was a commercial with a NASCAR driver that was there for his son sometimes, but not all the time because I think his dad had a fucking job. Yeah. He seemed like he was there as much as he could be, but oh, the whiny little kid. Oh, no, no, no.

And you know what? My dad's not here. But you know what? solves it all a Subaru. Yeah, and give him a fucking car, and then he forgets all about it. But I have to say, that is the hottest fucking dad I have ever seen. That was a hot dad. H hotter than that sad dad whose daughter went to the army.

Give him a break. No one's talking about that fucking commercial. Why? There was this girl who was like crying her entire life and showed her just never stopped crying. And then at the end of the commercial, she's going to the fucking army. and it's going to solve everything. No, you don't even do her to cry more. And then her dad's the one that's crying.

And her dad is like sobbing. Yeah. Rightfully so, because she's going into a scary situation. Yeah, she's going to go get fucking gunned down or raped. Yeah. And that's what's right. Your odds are not good.

Yeah, but it's cool because he dropped her off in a brand new Toyota. These car commercials. What is happening? I don't know. I know that everybody's talking about the commercials, but I got to say, I mean, I know the kid dying commercial the nationwide commercial where that was I have never

been so I was stunned into silence when he's like I would have enjoyed all these things but I died in an accident when I was six Whoa Oh god We yeah at my Super Bowl party

We were stunned into active screaming I was like no No because it was so fucking shot And usually Super Bowl ads are all this fucking same and it's just like

a hot lady bending over that's what I want to see. I want to see her eating Doritos and bending over and like a trucker going like Auga! Ouga! Yeah, palating a burger like it's a dick. I love it. That's what we watch it for and this is

definitely the first year man. It was rough. Yeah. And there was a lot of commercials with no background music and old men narrating. I mean it was John F. Kennedy that was narrating a Carnival Cruise commercials. Yeah, that was I don't mean offensive the way that like

oh I'm offended I mean like just like taste wise that is just in poor taste And you know I think my favorite commercial was Leslie Liam Nees commercial Was the Avocados from Mexico commercial Yeah that was nice did you see that? I miss that one It was it was a general commercial for avocados from Mexico It was just like avocado avocado avocado avocado avocados from Mexico And then that was the commercial I was like why would someone pay

billions of dollars to have this commercial on right now where it's like everybody eats avocados right now you only got it you don't have to have a commercial for them yeah I think it got it seemed like one that it kind of slipped through the editing process and this was just like a normal fun commercial that people didn't pay you know three million dollars avocados from Mexico between that and it's like visit Ecuador

it's like no one even most people watch this don't even know where fucking Ecuador is no and they're drunk yeah man no one cares The most they could hope for is someone drunkenly orders a plane ticket to Ecuador. I don't know in Ecuador. Everettish chap! But drunk people don't want to be reminded about how absent their dads were. No. They don't want that.

They don't want that. They don't want to be reminded of either their kid or someone's kid that die. No one wants to think about that. Think about how many people were watching the Super Bowl looking to forget all of their problems. and then all of a sudden it's like, hey, remember when your kid died like two years ago? It was an accident. It was an accident.

And then you're supposed to just snap out of it and get back into the Super Bowl like we didn't just see a kid die. Yeah. I love it. I think I forgot who it was. Someone tweeted like, I've never watched a Super Bowl

where people couldn't wait for the game to come back on. Like women and children alike couldn't wait for the game to come back on. And it was a great game. It was a great game. It was a good game. I don't know how a lot of. about the ball games, but I do know enough to know that it was very exciting.

I liked it a lot. And I do want to point out that I guess it was Seahawks, their final touchdown when they thought they were going to win the game. This was a little insider thing from Mike Gild, who is a regular at the creek. He's one of our good friends. And he was talking to me about it, and he's like, did you notice they cut away really fast? I was like, no.

I mean, I don't fucking notice anything. That, like, it's a huge touchdown that they would have stayed on him. and he went through and went play by play to try and figure out why did they cut away and they didn't show him celebrating the touchdown and what he realized that right when they cut away is that he looked like he mimed

pulling down his pants and taking a shit on the ball and that I was just like that's amazing why didn't they show that that's great that's such a great touchdown celebration I would never have noticed that they didn't show that I guess people that are avid in the ball games

notice that they didn't show the celebration games. I mean, I was also hanging out with my friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, if you're drunk by yourself, you're watching that game. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are plenty of drunk people watching it alone. But I thought that was a lot of fun. Yeah.

I mean, they still lost. Yeah, they definitely still did. I was a heartbreaker. I was rooting for the Seahawks, too. I wanted them to win, and it was sad. But it was a good game. I heard a very interesting theory about what happened there, and this does have something to do with a celebrity,

or at least the creation of a celebrity is that what they wanted was to make the quarterback the hero of the game. Instead of Marshaun. Instead of Marshawn Lynch. Because if Marcia Lynch would have scored, he would have gotten MVP. But if the quarterback would have thrown the winning pass, he would have gotten the MVP. So they were trying because a whole host of reasons. Marshaun Lynch is at the end of his career. 29 is the age when running backs just completely go down.

Plus, God knows what he's going to say after the game. Yeah, he's a wild card. He's a total, he, like, hates the media, and he's like, I won't talk. And he was, yeah, he was like, I feel like the NFL was mad at him, and the coach was mad at him. And so instead of letting him be the star, they try to make the quarterback the star, and they biffed it. I don't care, but he's so cute. The quarterback? Oh, my God.

He has a dream bug. I'm kind of in love with him. Fuck Tom Brady. I was like, like, yeah, Tom Brady's cute in, like an asshole fucker kind of way. But he's cute in, like, a Darius Rucker, like, ooh. he's so dreamy by Betty He plays guitar kind of way. Hoody? Yeah, man. He's a little

A hootie. I didn't expect you to say Deerius. He's got... He looks like Hoody. I'm sorry. He definitely looks like hooty. And also he was like an upstanding gentleman through the entire game. When Tom Brady thought that they were losing every time they put like the camera on him, he was like being just a fucking

little cry baby. Tom Brady is just looks like a fucking hot asshole. Yes. Just a dick. Oh, he was pouting on the sidelines the entire time. Russell Wilson was like in it. Like was supporting the team the entire time. It's like, I'm happy that they tried to make him the star. He's a leader.

I like him. Except that if Marshawn Lynch. They would have won. But this is not a sports podcast. This is not a sports podcast. I want to talk about how hot Russell Wilson is. I've got a bit of a crush on Richard Sherman too. He's just an intellectual crush.

He's so smart. Is he? He is. He went to Stanford. Oh, girl. I don't matter. He playing football? That's all that matters.

And he said a bunch of awesome stuff about the NFL and how exploitative they are. He's cool. Did you see that look on his face, the moment that the... Man, that is rough. That is rough. There is a meme.

Watching his whole face crush. He was sad. But he was the first person to shake Tom Brady's hand. He's a gentleman. He looks like Buster Rimes. He's cute. He is cute in like a wild man way. It's like, ooh, yeah.

Let's go riding in your low rider. You scary, man. He's so big. Ooh, your hair's ethnic. Oh my God, it's so ethnic. I just want to run my fingers through ethnic air once in my life. I'll never get the chance, Marcus. Your boat, the boat's sailed.

I know. I'm going to get a fucking other boat. You'll fucking see. You'll all see. Tom Brady looks like the dick you went to high school all that. He looks like Jason fucking street. If he didn't get put into a fucking wheelchair. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You, I would say if you multiply Jason Street's head by three, you'd get Tom Brady. Yeah, man, fucking Jason Street. Everybody hates Jason Street from Friday Night Lights. Yes, everybody hates Jason Street. I will posit that Jason Street had an opportunity to redeem himself, which Tom Brady would never do, even if given an opportunity. No. Well, at this point, I mean, how could you even imagine? He's like the bass of the bass. Yuck. No, thank you. Darius Rucker look like, I'll take it. He's no Joe Montana.

Yeah, he's no Joe Montana. Yeah, he's not like my father. He's no Joe Montana. Yeah, you know how I'll tell you, though. He's no Marino. He's no Elway, that's for damn sure. Your New York accent is impeccable. We got to move on to the halftime game.

The halftime. All right, before we even go into this, I want to throw out there. I went down memory lane last night, and we watch, Doug and I watched every halftime show that is on YouTube. It starts from 1989 to present day. Isn't that a great idea? Wow.

It's pretty awesome. I highly recommend it for all people, because I'm going to throw it out there in 1989. The first halftime show that we can get on YouTube is a card magician, and his name is Elvis Presto. And he dresses like Elvis, doesn't sound like Elvis, and he kind of sings about all the card tricks that he's going to do.

However, Bob Costas introduces the whole thing, because it's the first time that 3D television was ever used. So people were given out, I don't know what, like, who had given the advertisement for it that, like, people had 3D glasses to watch. And it was the first ever 3D TV event ever. And it was about a fucking card magician. And, like, it was like a applause over, like, he's like,

everybody choose a card. You got to choose a card. It's based on applause. And, like, people applauded for different cards. And then he's, like, it was like, the King of Hearts. And he's like, look under your chair. And everyone had the King of Hearts underneath their chair. Oh, my God.

It was so weird. Did you know what the halftime show was called? No, wait. What is it? Bebop bamboozle. Bebop bamboozle. In 3D. That is where it started.

And then, like, it just gets, it is weird for a long time. There was the new kids on the block half time show mixed with Disney World with like Mickey and it's a small world that one's really weird that's 1991. I highly recommend that you watch it. I think 93 was Gloria Esophon, also a lot of fun.

Great. But it's so weird how it is escalated in not that much time. Yeah. It goes from like inch to whoa. Millions of dollars were spent on this fucking Katie Perry show, which I'm fine.

I like Katie Perry a lot. Yeah, me too. I still don't think that pop stars belong in a halftime show. I think that it should be Bruce Springsteen. I think it should be the Who. I think it should be things like that. However, that's what, you know, I guess it gets people watching. Yeah.

And I understand. And this one was insane. It was. It was. And she did, I mean, Katie Perry is the only, Katie Perry has so many number one songs, which, you know, shit on her all you want. If you want to, I like her.

But she has so many number one. songs. Every single song she's saying was a number one song. She has like more song, that album with Teenage Dream on it had more number one songs on one album the most since a Michael Jackson album. But she is a creation. Yes, she is. She's absolutely creation. But before we get to Katie Perry, I want to backtrack a little bit to Super Bowl halftime shows of the past. Are we going to the Michael Jackson one because it's pretty fucking great? Oh no. We're going before that. We're going before the superstar era 1991, that's when New Kids on the

Block performed. Yeah, I want to see this one. And that was when things started, you know, Gloria asked phones after that Michael Jackson, things went... New Kids on the Block and Mickey Mouse. But before that, 1990, that was the year that Doug Kirschaw, a famed New Orleans Fidlist.

That's right. Yeah, he was on there. They sang, like, they had the University and the Nichols State University marching band. They sang, waiting for the Robert Lee and when the Saints go in 1989 that was B-Bibat bamboozled. 1988 Chubby Checker and the Rockettes performed

and they had 72 grand pianos on stage. And the year before that, it was a salute to Hollywood's 100th anniversary the world of make-believe. You know who was there? George Burns. Mickey Rooney, the Grambling State

University and USC marching band. They did Ghost Riders in the Sky. They did the theme song from Bonanza. they did what's just simply called Ho Down song Cheek to cheek and then somewhere over the rainbow and ended it with When You Wish Upon a Star

And then before that it was just up with people a whole bunch of times Man, but it was something that was not that big of a deal. Like the halftime show was fun but it wasn't what it is now. It was mostly marching band. It was mostly marching bands. As it should be, that's what fucking football

halftime shows are. That's what I understand. It's like give someone a fucking thrill. Why do they they only have the Macy's Day parade. You should get these fucking marching bands that work so fucking hard in. As opposed to it's like, yeah, I see Katie Perry everywhere. That's the thing. Katie Perry puts on a great show. She puts on a great show all the time.

I guess. It's fine. I mean, it was weird. I'm not trying to say that show wasn't fucked up. It was weird. It was super weird. God, I wish it would have been at the 1972 Super Bowl in which the halftime show featured Ella Fitzgerald and Carol Channing. Whoa. See, I would watch that for sure.

Yeah. I wish they had it on YouTube. And Carol Channing also did it in 1970. Wow. Having repeats. You'll never see a repeat now. No, you never will. You never will.

I mean, these days, it's Chenaya Twain. You know, she did it. You two did it. Janet Jackson, of course, that was the big one. Paul McCartney did it. The Stones did it. Prince did it. Which, did you guys remember the Prince one?

Yes. That was it? That was 2007. Yeah. How was it, Jackie? Because I don't remember it at all. I wasn't really that into Prince at the time. Not that I'm a huge into Prince now. But he's just so sexy and electrifying that I dug it a lot. I thought it was great. I don't remember that. Honestly, it kind of made me listen to Prince even more after watching the halftime show.

Nice. But I just feel like that's like, in my head, Bruce Springsteen will forever be the best halftime show. You just wanted to be Bruce Springsteen. I wanted always to be... Yes. Or in the same show. I will watch that every fucking year. I would love that.

However, did you see mention of the country Ho Down? I believe it was in 1994. It was when I didn't realize, in thinking about it now, it makes sense. But that was talking about, like, the resurgence of country in the mid-90s, where it's all, like, high-waisted fringe pants and, like, people are line dancing

in the middle of the field. And it was just an amalgamation. of different country stars. Clint Black, Tanya Tucker, Travis Tritt, and the Judds. Yeah, man. The Judds, baby. And there was also Stevie Wonder, Ashley Judd,

the Georgia Satellites, you know, saying, keep your hands to yourself, bad to the bone, all that. Joe Namath, which makes sense. Charlie Daniels, the devil went down to Georgia. That makes sense.

But inexplicably, Elijah Wood. You don't throw him in there, why not? Is he the good? I think that he is. Yeah, he must have been a child at that point. In 94, yeah, I think so. A little child. Yeah, which is creepy.

I think that was around the same time as the good son. Yeah, but why the good son? I mean, the good son was like about murder, wasn't it? Yeah, it was about him. Yeah, McCauley Culkin murdering people. Well, McCulley Colkin was the bad one. Yeah, he was the good one. Yeah, Elijah Wowe was the good one here.

Bring the one who gets murdered from the good son. I like him, ma. I just think it's really interesting how fast the transition has come. Yeah. From like, I mean, watching it now, it's like, it is the most expensive 10 minutes on television. Yeah, it doesn't even look like, I mean, the Katie Perry thing looked like a cartoon. Like, it actually, like, how do they top it every year? I don't know.

Because, like, because, you know, people are already starting right now to figure out how to top this year. And it's like, how far are you going to go? I know. I didn't think, I mean, let me begin that sentence again. It will never get better in terms of modern pop stars to me than Beyonce. I think, see, I think Beyonce beat Katie Perry, but apparently I'm wrong. Oh, I totally agree. I, but apparently I'm wrong.

I hear a lot of that I am wrong on this. Because Beyonce dances. Katie Perry shows fancy things. Well, she was strapped in. Yeah. She was fucking strapped into two huge, fucking insane mechanical things. Oh, let me get a poll on this because we had some dissent amongst my friends about initially some of the people I was with thought that the road.

The lion, she wrote in on a tiger, whatever, was a robot. And then when we realized it was a puppet. It's a puppet. I was super psyched. I thought it was pretty awesome. A puppet better than robot, right? I thought the lion puppet was amazing. I thought it was amazing.

I just sat there and just laughed my ass off the entire time. It was ridiculous. It was stupid. And that's what I mean, if we're going to go into the wall to pop music for these halftime shows, make it ridiculous and stupid. Madonna's. You know, well, of course, Madonna's was a gigantic. Illuminati Baphomet ritual, which is why

I love it. But the Katie Perry one, while completely bereft of mostly Illuminati symbols, except for the checker board. That's fine. They were too fucking busy with Bobby Christina, but I won't even get into that right now, which I wanted to mention when you were talking about Illuminati, it's a whole other fucking other subject. Yeah, that's a whole different subject. Illamini, they were too fucking busy, they're going to kill Whitney's daughter. Don't worry about it. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. They found her in a bathtub, Marcus.

I know. It's two for two. It's two for two. My God, maybe we'll get to that later on. Illamani. It's all Illuminati. The Illuminati? Think about it.

Bobby Christina found her in a fucking bathtub. That's what all Illuminati people say, think about it. Think about it. Wake up, sheeple. That's the other one. Yeah, yeah. Those two are pretty interchangeable. Yeah, I mean, and Beyonce is, of course,

one of the highest ranking members of the Illumani, along with Jay-Z, although some say that Beyonce say is under the MK Ultra Mind Control program being puppetized by Jay-Z. Just like that lion. And last year, no real Illuminati. There was some speculation that Bruno Mars said,

yelled, I love the Illuminati, but it's only like, oh, so you hear that? Let's play back again. I think, though, that last year, I mean, I don't know too much about music, but in watching it, I rewatched it,

it seems like Bruno Mars actually sang the songs. Yeah, that's what I heard that. He was the only one who actually sang recently. And also, like, he opened up the halftime show with an insane drum solo that he actually played. Oh, yeah, you can't fake that. I am not against people lip singing. Of course, fucking Katie Perry should lip sing.

Look at the, she had to go from on top of the fucking lion, down and did this thing over here. Of course, she's lip-sinking. She's not a lion. She can't sing. But it does make me like Like Bruno Mars more That he actually was just like

Fuck it If I'm gonna do this I'm gonna sing it I didn't mind Bruno Mars Because he wasn't on time He wasn't writing a shooting star He was actually just doing it And singing it I just think his songs are boring

Yes they are I mean he in his mind He wants to be the next Michael Jackson He won't be Does he? Oh yeah I just think his songs are boring He's got a good voice I think he's got great hits

He's got like hit after hit after hit. I don't know currently because I'm not hit. Nothing. No, he disappeared after the Super Bowl last year. But Katie Perry is manufactured. Illuminati.

Yeah. Think about it. Oh yeah, and Beyonce definitely had a few Illuminati hand signals. She had the diamond. She had the triangle. There was a lot of Illuminati. I mean, it was much more hidden than the Madonna year. But it was there.

What is the difference between the Illuminati triangle and Pussy? Yeah, I was going to say, sounds like a lot of pussy thing. Well, the pussy thing came along after the Illuminati symbol. Are you sure? I am absolutely sure. But then what? It's a corruption of a sacred hand signal.

Pussy, pussy. You'd think it would be elevating the hand symbol just a little bit. Don't you love pussy? Yeah, I do love pussy. But you know what the Illuminati's all about? Pussy. Dick. Dick.

There's a lot of dick. Because, of course, the big thing they're talking about with the Katie Perry halftime show is that it was a bisexual ritual. Because of the sharks. Because of I kissed a girl. Because of the dancing trees. Because of Missy Elliott. The city was promoting the LGBT agenda, which is an Illuminati agenda.

Oh, is it because of Lenny Kravitz and him not playing the guitar openly? Lenny Kravitz. Who gives a fuck about Lenny Krabb? I don't know. It's such a terrible choice. So weird. And the fact, I was, because I knew that he was going to be on. And I was like, what is he going to sing American woman from 12 years ago?

And he didn't. He just sang songs with her. So why be on it? Yeah, he didn't need to be there. There needed to be no Lenny Krabbits, much more Missy Elliott. Little less Katie Perry, but not much less, but way more Missy Elliott. Well, Missy Elliott was great because, and I didn't think it was funny that all of the dancers wore Missy on their shirts, because if they wouldn't have done that, I never would have

known that was Missy Elliott. No. And I think most people, because she's just been gone for a long time. But also, she's lost a bunch of fucking weight. And that's the other thing. She looks really fucking good,

but I didn't know who it was right at first either. When I think of Missy Elliott, I think 1996 in a garbage bag. And I think like a bigger woman. Yeah. Which, like, she like own that fucking shit. She looks,

like she looks amazing right now. But she also had a fucking hat over her eyes. Like, you could barely see who it was. I think the consensus also, is that Missy Elliott when you see somebody like

Katie Perry I like her she's pop star whatever she's fun I like her but when you see her and then you see Missy Elliott

it's just so clear like that Missy Elliott Elliot is just just a billion times better than Katie Perry And then she had that like big sweatshirt on she's like

oh yeah Katie Barry's like it's like man Katie Barry you are the whitest of the white step back to back thing

that they did you can't even you can't you can't even get in her level. She should have just left the stage. I wanted her to just step back. Do a share of the stage moment. Do a dance thing. Yeah, let fucking Miss Yeli take over. But like, that was weird. No, that was, that was bad. That was unpleasant.

But I got to say, overall, heck, I really liked it. I liked it. I really did. It was a lot. It was a lot of fun. Nothing really made me mad. It was stupid through and through from beginning to end. Kind of fun. One of the sharks that was dancing right next to Katie Perry, which everyone loves the sharks that are dancing was actually, because I don't know if you've been listening to, like, Katie Perry and Taylor Swift are having

this weird feud right now. Oh, there's a lot of beef about that. There's a lot of fucking beef. I got some stuff on that beef. And one of the sharks is actually one of the backup dancers of Taylor Swift, who she buffed for a fucking while. And then he chose to be the shark

in the Super Bowl halftime show, which actually makes the beef even bigger. Oh, he went back to Katie Perry long before because that supposedly inspired the song Bad Blood, the Taylor Swift song. So this is that, you know, he went back to her ways back, but that was definitely the dude in the shark. His name's Scott Merrick. You know, I have talked to multiple people in my, you know, my open talk at work over the past two days. And I think it's very interesting how fast the tides have turned from Taylor Swift to.

Katie Perry where it's like Taylor Swift people were on like people were pro her for a long time it's like oh she writes her own music oh she does her own thing however it's like yeah but she's also a bitch and does she do all of those things and at least Katie Perry is like I don't write my own shit yeah I am completely manufactured I just sing I am not like this at all I just get paid millions and millions and millions of dollars to do this one thing yeah to be super hot and sing. I mean, if I was given that opportunity, if I look like that, yeah, I'd fucking take it. Why do people give her so much shit? Yeah, a bunch of pop stars don't write their own shit. Yeah, she fucking sings it. Let her fucking do whatever she's going to fucking do.

Who cares? She puts on a good show. She works hard. I mean, that's the thing with dance. She stays thin. That's the hardest thing she's got to do. She's going to take it and dance. Have you seen the Katy Perry documentary? No. She works hard. I mean, everybody who goes on to her works hard, but you know, she did like three tours that year that she had that big album. However, I am planning on watching the Backstreet Boys documentary that just came out later. It just came out. Interesting. Did they talk about how they all got fucked by Lou Perlman?

Yes. Whoa. I watch a trailer for it. This is a complete side note. But they do talk about all of that shit. And they do talk about how they fell apart. Like, they went from the hottest thing ever to not having anything. And that's what documentary is about.

and I'm pretty excited about it. It is in theaters currently. Really? Oh. Oh, yeah, baby. So are you going to go to a movie theater? No, no, no, no. I'm getting on Apple TV. I'm paying a lot of money to rent it in my home.

Yeah. No, you're going to want to have access to immediate access to To a toilet? To a toilet? To a toilet? Oh, man. But yeah, that Taylor Swift feud, here's what it said the other disses were.

during California girls. Remember when all the girls and the polka dot bikinis came out? Apparently that was a subtle reference to a very similar bikini that Taylor Swift wore while on Cape Cod with Connor Kennedy in the summer of 2012. That's a bit of a stretch. That's a bit of a stretch. Yeah, that is the dumbest stretch. That's a bit of a stretch. There was a picture of her three years ago with a polka dot bikini.

I mean, she was fucking a Kennedy at the time. She was. They say another thing is that. she flipped a few, Perry flipped a few tutting hand signs, similar to the ones that Swift makes in her video for Shake It Off. Also, I think she's probably very nervous

and probably doing whatever she can to get through the halftime show. Not to defend Katie Perry to the death, but it seems like I am doing right now. No, do it. But, I mean, you're not thinking, she's not up there thinking about Taylor Swift's up there. That's the thing. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Give me a fucking break. I have to do a funny shake it off thing right before. weird. I don't think it's like, no, you have to give the best performance. Yeah. You know, it's like, it's like watching Idina Mansell sing the Star Spangled Bender, which was slow. But you know. Also, John Legend, they're singing America the Beautiful or whatever right beforehand. I don't know why we had to have two patriots. They do that every year. They do every year. Yeah. But I feel like Adina Manzell was like, she was trying so hard to not become a meme.

She was just like She took it so slow Because she was like I can't screw this up Yeah And that's what it's like Everyone's making fun of her For going so slow

But it's like What are you gonna screw the shit up Yeah All you can think about is doing the best That you can Yeah You have to Even though like Katie Perry

Was lip syncing at the time You have to stay on it though That's still a whole other hard attribute you have to do Yeah lip syncing is I think Probably not an easy thing to do as we learned with Jessica Simpson's sister. Ashley.

That or watch the new kids on the block 1991 halftime show where it is rough. Yeah. It is rough. You're like, shit, you ain't singing it. I know you ain't singing it. I gotta go home and watch all this shit. Yes, it's pretty great.

It's so weird. It's a small world, into step by step. It's weird. It's a small world? Because it was half Disney and then half new kids on the block. so all these kids came out like, it's a small world after all.

And then like Mickey came out behind them and was like pumping and pomp in. And then they sang some other fucking Disney song and then new kids on the block came out. Wow, they did step by step. This one's for the children. Well, they held all of the children that sang. Yeah.

And then it's a small world after all. Yeah. But they also did like a bit of it before they came out. Huh, this is interesting. They didn't show the halftime show until after the game because it was during Operation Desert Storm. So at halftime, they cut over to Operation Desert Storm coverage, covered that for the entire halftime show,

and then went back to the game. Sounds very boring. Different world in 1991. Very different. But it's like it wasn't that long ago. I mean, it was over 20 years. It was 25 years ago. Oh my God, I'm getting old.

That's the problem is I'm just getting old. You watched that 1989 footage of the, like, of the card player. I'm just like, no way that this is in my lifetime. I'm like, oh my God. Yes, very. No, it's not that it wasn't a long ago. It's that I'm old. You're not old.

I am getting there? Nah. Oh my God. I'm like four years older than you. I'm not old. What are we going to see in our lifetime, Marcus? Awesome shit. Yeah.

Awesome shit. Cosmos! Yeah, man. I'm looking forward to the future. When I was in Florida, Florida last week I was hanging out. I was on vacation with a 95-year-old. And she remembers when...

Sounds like fun. It was awesome. She's great. And she remembers when horses were still a mode of transportation. So she's seen some shit. And she'll, she's up on it. She was wearing a hoodie. She's with it. She's not even like, oh, what is everyone doing?

Which is, I'm already doing. Like, what are the youth doing? Yes. She's on it. Like, I don't think she, like, texts, but she has a computer. She plays solitaire on the computer. Uh, like, I mean, but she's adjusting, like, to the, and she remembers prohibition. She remembers some shit.

It's crazy. Yeah. Man, we're not going to live that long. I'm not. The world, I'm not sure we'll be an inhabitable place. No, no. I mean, the most I can claim is I remember a world without the internet. Very, I very vividly remember a world without the internet.

There was an article that just came out that in, uh, by 2020, there's not going to be whiskey anymore. Now they say that about everything You think that's a lie? They said there wasn't going to be coffee by 2016 There's still going to be coffee next year No it's all going to be synthetic And now they say that chocolate is running up Because the Chinese are eating all the chocolate

Man there's fucking Don't get me started on the Chinese right now Does whiskey come from fucking Beryl? Corn? What's running out? The barrels? Maybe it's the barrels Maybe it's the corn Maybe it's the people that know how to make it

I don't know. Or how do they keep it in the barrels? Maybe it's people without, you know, the people with patience that let it sit in the barrels for its age. You know, maybe they're just slucking it out. They have their corn slurry and they're just fucking sucking on their corn slurry. Corn is not going anywhere else. Before it becomes a whiskey. Oh, no, man.

Not only is whiskey not going away. It's 2020. But Irish whiskey sales are expected to double by 2020. That is bad because then it's going to leave us forever. Maybe it's bourbon. Are you thinking about bourbon? fucking know. I saw it on Buzzfeed. Whiskey's not going anywhere. They said rhinos

elephants whiskey. Gone. 2020. That elephants would be sad. I mean, I can see it. They're too big for us. Get out of the way, elephants. It's so big. It's just slow. Too big. I can't ride them. I can't eat them. Who cares? It's a crowded world. Big animals. Got to go. Got to go.

Gotta get out of here. Well, you know what? We don't, we're near in the end. No. We're actually at the end of the show. We have to get back in. We can do a couple of blind items before we go out. Oh, we can't see them.

We had so much to talk about. We can't see them. I know, I know. And I had a great list to celebrities who've killed people. Are you kidding? Or can we save it for next week? Of course we'll save it for next week. That's good.

But yeah, celebrities who've killed people, that's a little bit of a preview. It's going to be awesome. I know one of them. I doubt it. I mean, I don't know them. I can name one of them. Okay. Which British actor has a penis so big

that after sex, he has to lie down for at least 10 minutes. So the blood from his manhood can recirculate round his body. I don't know about that. That sounds like a lie. If he stands up too quickly, he's liable to faint.

No, that's something that he says he has to do. Yeah, it's all the bitches he fucks so they leave and you can lay in bed. I've got to lie down for a little while. So you turn on the TV and bring me a beer? My dick is too big. My dick's too big for me to stand up. It could be one of three.

Oh. What's the hint? Is it Idraselba? Yeah. That's one of them. Yeah, that's one of them. The other one... Stringer bell?

Oh, okay. Just say Stringer bell. Yeah, yeah. He actually is. The other one, penis boldly going where no man has gone before. Hugh Jackman. He's not... British.

Whissy ain't obviously out yet because it is in my cup. Patrick Stewart. Oh, because it's a Star Trek thing. Yes, that's a Star Trek thing. I thought for sure, I know you guys don't like Star Trek, but I thought that was an easy one. I don't know. I was thinking gay. I was thinking gay into vagina. I was thinking gay into vaginas. I think penis hasn't gone into butts before. I don't think it's bad. Yeah, but I like that he would reference it like, oh no, it's never gone here before.

Oh, I've never done this before. As he's like fucking a dude. And the dude's like, man have gone there before. For sure. You've definitely gone there before. Men have gone there within a two block radius of where we're sitting right now in the last 20 minutes. Yeah, for sure, for sure, fich. And the third one, dresses all in black on the TV show that he's on. Watch her on the wall.

James Spader. No. Oh! Game of Thrones. I don't know his name in real life. John Snow. John Snow. Kit Harrington is his name. Who needs to know his name? Man.

Oh, if that is true, who... I imagine if it is Kit Harrington, he fucks him like hot, piece of ass. And then he lays down, he's like covered in feathers. And he's like, the wall. It is long and it is hard. I haven't seen a man. of the office is sex and a map

nine years or so man anyone from the Game of Thrones as long as they are wearing their costumes I will fuck the shit out of them Even Hodor, you'd fuck Hodor? Yeah Are you kidding a man that only says one thing?

Yes, please He's gay Is he gay? Yeah, the guy that plays Hodor is gay and he's also apparently a fantastic DJ Man I bet he fucking gives it and takes it. Oh, I bet so.

He's so big. He's real big. Oh, man, he's got that wheelbarrow filled with a kid in it. And he can fucking take him wherever he wants to go. Oh, you want to go beyond the wall? Let's go. Hold on. Hold on.

This is fucking just riding you, riding you're riding, riding you. Man, I can't wait for Game of Thrones to come back out. What is it? April. It's April already? Wow. April. I'm going to be so boring.

You're going to be so. said, I can't believe that you are bored by this. Molly, how is this not right up your alley? It all sounds exactly like with the joke impression you were just doing of like, I haven't seen. There's no mountains. Yeah, but that's why you're just like, ooh, I want to fuck you. Like, you don't even listen

to them. You're like, I want to fuck you. All I can think about is how bad they all must smell during the sex scenes. You can't think about that. Back in the old days? Oh, man. Hey, I love the stink of a woman. Man, and if you're like covered in mud, who cares? Yeah. Man, it's like, especially

after a fight, if I could once in my life, fuck a man after he just cut someone's head off of the sword, please. I was just like, you imagine, it's like, yeah, the musk, but it's like the musk of a kill. Oh, God. Am I scary?

No, not at all. Not even close, because after I fight, I definitely want to fuck. Really soon afterwards. Oh, this is a whole other, we just have so much to talk about the Power Rangers guy. Yeah, I had that up too. He's being a Power Ranger that cut his fucking

roommate's head off. And he is like going to jail because of it. But like, would have fucked him. Would have fucked him right afterwards, right before he got sent off. An actor who played a Power Ranger cut his roommate's head. Yeah. He played a Red Power Ranger. And one of like the iterations

not the original Red Power Ranger, but they had like four or five different Power Rangers shows. And one of the Red Power Rangers cut off his fucking roommate's head with a sword. With a sword. That is, he's strong. That is hard to do. It's real hard to do.

Did the Power Rangers have swords? At times. Sometimes. They were like, they were more like power swords. The White Ranger had a sword. The Green Ranger might have had a sword. Well, the Green Ranger, well, no, he was just the Black man in a Green Ranger form. No, no, no, no, no.

The Black man was the Black Ranger. Was he the Black Ranger? Oh, come on, Power Ranger. No, no, no. Yeah, because remember the black ranger became the black ranger, right? No, no, no, no, no. The black ranger was the black guy. The Asian girl was the yellow ranger.

Oh, my God. And the pink ranger was the white girl. Yeah, it was the super cute white girl. Fuck, you know what have. Oh, the gay power ranger was blue. Yeah. And then Alpha Power Ranger was red. But red became white.

Which one became white? One became white. I thought white was its thing, like its own thing. Like, the white one came in with a little. tiger on his forehead. Yeah, he was sexy and the long hair. No, that was the green one. No. Yeah, the green one had the long hair. So the green one became the white one, because

the white one had long hair. I think you're right. I think the green one did become the white one. Yeah, because the green one, his whole thing was, I'm a dragon. And then he had that long hair and you're like, ooh, I just want to grab it while I fuck you with a dildo behind. All right.

That's it. That's it. That's it. Oh, we should have so much. It's talking about it. It's so much happens. Short and sweet. Short and sweet. It's always next week. It's always next week. We've got to talk about Bobby Christina's near-death. Illuminati.

It is Illuminati that put her in that bathtub that gave her all of those drugs. Assassination attempts. Man, for short. She didn't fucking take it because she's too strong. She's fucking too strong. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Molly Neffel. I'm Marcus Parks.

And with a name like Bobby Christina, how could you not be Christina? Christina. I'm gonna go Have I been drinking Whiskey? I have I have been drinking whiskey And I'm gonna go and I'll talk to you guys next a week

How can you not be Christine