Page 7 - Episode 109: How Will I Know

Episode Date: May 10, 2015

We talk the Illuminati in the Grammys, the inevitable death of Bobbi Kristina, and Bruce Jenner's fatal accident. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Page 7 is brought to you by audible.com. Go to audible trial.com slash page 7 for your free trial. All the other... Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! You're 21-year-old bitch. Bobby! Bobby! That's what I screamed when I read all the articles about Bobby Christina today.

My name is Jackie Zabowski. My name is Molly Neffold. I'm Marcus Park. Bobby! That's what I imagine that Cissy Houston is screaming because apparently Cissy Houston hasn't left her side.

I know we're talking about this later. But I just imagine you're just like laying next to the bed and being like, Babi, why? Bobby, why? I don't know. We kind of, I think we can go ahead and talk about. It is on the forefront of my mind.

If it's, you know, just popping out of you that much, I don't know. Because I know you're going to keep coming back. to it. Oh, no, no, me? Me? Jackie? Fixate? Let's leave it for later. Let's leave it for later. Yeah, buddy. I mean, you know she ain't going nowhere. Am I right?

Am I fucking right? Except for tomorrow when our Lord Jesus Christ comes to take her home. Don't you dare. Our Lord. Our Lord. It's the Houston's Lord, but that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Well, of course, the big celebrity news right now, the Grammys were on Sunday. Which, okay, throw away, who gives

the fuck about the Grammys? Nobody gives a fuck about the Grammys. Why does it still exist? Nobody gives a fuck. And yet everyone's like, I give a fuck. And then everyone's talking about it. And then they're like, I don't even give a fuck. Well, they're talking about how they don't give a fuck. Which is what we're going to do. Yeah, exactly. Well, they don't give a fuck about the

Grammys. If the Grammys would have just been the Grammys, then nobody would have cared. But of course, we had another outburst on Sunday from Mr. Kanye West. Oh, you know, I love him. That was a funny joke. Why?

Why do you love him? That was a funny joke. It was not a funny joke. It was a funny joke. It was a joke. Everybody knows what's bad. Did you see Jay-Z's face? Yeah, I know, because he was embarrassed because he's the king.

And the king shouldn't have the fucking court jester jumping up in the middle of a goddamn show. You guys know jokes are all about tension. That created so much tension. Jay's face showed it all. like, oh, no. And then the relief on his face after the tension was released, it was a great joke. See, if it would have stayed at that, then I would have, yes, exactly. If it would have stated that, I would have been like, I actually would have liked him more. Good joke. You know what? That's a real good joke. That's a real good joke. I like it.

Like, you got a good sense of humor. But then afterwards, the whole rant and all of that was just like, okay. Oh, man. So what he said was that, uh, that, that the Grammys don't respect artistry and that Beck should give his award to Beyonce. Again, she needs another fucking award because she's the underdog. Everyone knows she's the underdog of the fucking music world. Let's just go ahead and go through some Beyonce

facts about the Grammy. She won three Grammys on Sunday and she is tied for most Grammys won by a female artist. She's also worth $450 million. Beyonce, not the underdog. She's doing fine. She's doing fine. And it's

so weird. So is Kanye. So is Jane. Why is this big fucking thing? I think it's the Illuminati paid him. Yeah, Beyonce and Jay-Z back into the fucking spotlight. Because other than that, what would have anyone talked about at the Grammys? Yeah. Well, they would have talked about Beck winning, and you know what they would have talked about then? Not caring about it.

Yeah, that's, I mean... Scientology. So I think they had to take the reins back, get the ball back in their court. Mm-hmm. I'm just saying. I will say I know nothing about the Beck album. haven't listened to it. I think Beck's a great musician. I think he's a cool guy. I'm going to throw it out there. I couldn't give two fucks about Beck. I'm fine. I love a

devil's haircut. You know, you throw it out there. Sure, I'll listen to a loser if it's on the radio. But I am not a Beck enthusiast. I still think that the whole thing was fucking jerk off garbage. First three albums, I'm a pretty big Beck enthusiast. Mellow gold, I know front to back. I put that my top 20 favorite albums. But this is one of, you know, like this is, from what I understand, this is one of Beck's mopier albums, kind of like C-Change. last one. The last one was moopy to the moop. That was like 2004.

Yuck. Yeah, sea change. That was like 10 years ago. I read an article that was like that in terms of comparing the Beyonce album, self-titled Beyonce album to Beck's album that was like, listen, this is a great album from Beck, but like even in terms of Beck, this is like Beck's six best album. Yeah. So like not even Beck's best album. I mean, I just want us to, I mean, just, you know, because I'm going to play devil's advocate. I'm going to be in the Beyonce, Jay-Z.

Kanye Camp here. Let us remember how psyched we were last December 2013 when Beyonce dropped that fucking video album in the middle of the night. Of course. I'm not saying this against Beyonce. I think that she had no control over this whatsoever. I am not upset with her or Jay-Z about this at all. I think that Scientology pulled the reins

in this fucking Grammy Awards. I think so. We're taking this and then the Illuminati's like Bipi, beep, beep, poop, poop. We hold the reins of the king and queen of music right now. Especially considering how there's a not so flattering documentary coming about, coming out about Scientology here in the next couple of months. Oh yeah, baby. Yeah, yeah.

So it looks like Scientology needs a little bit of a push. They need a high profile member out there being gracious, being kind. But also, Beck is fucking creepy weirdo. Beck's super creepy. He's always been super creepy. He's not as handsome as he once was. No, he's just never that handsome. He's always been a bit of a dog boy.

Yes. And he has those dead eyes. is the Scientology dead on. Yeah, because he's been raised Scientology since he was, he's this lifelong Scientologist. Yeah, man, no thank you. Yeah, he's had a great deal of success. But I thought the whole, the Scientology.

The rest of it, like, it's like that, everyone's talking about that because the rest of it was garbage. It was boring. It's just a bunch of fucking billionaires having a billionaires ball. Yeah. That's all the Grammys was. It was nothing fun. It was nothing new.

It was nothing exciting. That it's just like something had to happen or else this would have just just gone forward and no one would have even possibly talked about it, not even for the day and a half, the people are going to talk about this Kanye thing and then they're immediately going to forget about it again. Until the next time that he does something stupid and then they're going to

and then he'll be three for three. But just as a counterpoint then, wouldn't, couldn't I offer that Kanye is a very smart person to be like, this is all bullshit, nobody's talking about anything, I'm going to make this about how cool Beyonce is. And also in the process, make it about Kanye, which is what Kanye's

about Kanye. because Kanye didn't win shit. Yeah, make it all about it. And, you know, and it does, I think it's kind of shitty for Kanye to say that Beck isn't a real artist. Okay. It's not fair. I have a point of clarification on that. He was following.

Using code words? There was a follow-up where they at. They said, are you saying Beck's not a real artist? And he said, I wasn't talking about Beck. I was talking about the Grammys. And then they had a follow-up question. And they were like, have you ever heard of Beck? which I think is kind of an insulting question

but Kanye was like man I love Beck I just think that Beyonce's album was better I think that also sounds like fucking bullshit sounds like he knows the name of Beck I wouldn't watch him sit down and listen to fucking Beck I guarantee he's I guarantee he's a big mellow gold or not mellow gold Odley

fan yeah I guarantee it Kanye I'll give him definitely some respect to say like he's probably he knows Odley and he probably knows Midnight Vultures as well but that's a backtrack like that is a full on that's a a full-on backtrack, and we all know he's using code words there. When he's saying real artist, you'd have to be an idiot to not know what he said.

Owned. Okay. So, yeah, like I said, and I don't know the Beck album sounds like it's pretty good. But even if he was insulting Beck, I know you don't insult Beck because Beck's great and we love Beck. But, I mean, in terms of like an album, right, like Prince's whole thing, because Prince was awesome and Prince was like albums matter. I feel like in terms of making albums matter, in terms of being like the music,

the art of producing music, Beyonce produced a like monumental, she produced a visual album that was released overnight in terms of like cultural relevance. Like, I feel like you could argue, even without taking anything away from Beck, you could argue that that is artistry in a different level than even a really good Beck album.

I suppose so, but at the very least Beck writes his own song. That's what a lot of people are saying too. I mean, he does. Someone did, I can't remember who it was, but someone did have a very good tweet and said, Kanye just said, like, do you know that like Beck knows how to play like 14 instruments and Beyonce needs four people to write one song? I do want to switch tears real fast, though, and I want to say, did anyone see Kim Kardashian's face

while Kanye was saying all of these things? She was just like smiling up. Trying desperately to just be like, I'm just be like, I am a blank figure. I am not agreeing with what he's saying, but I am here. I love him. I am supporting him. I love him.

I feel like she was completely checked out. But also it's like, man, I'd be a little kind of pissed if I was Kim Kardashian, which I know she doesn't need any fucking confidence. But at the same time, she needs to be kept up on a bedistil. He didn't say fucking word one about her. Stand right behind him like a goddamn trophy. And I feel like she, you know, I bet he at least got a little sass after that. Oh, well, this is the second time that he's come to Beyonce's defense on stage.

But last time, they weren't married, though, right? No, last time he was just, you know, single and in love with Beyonce. Yeah. Now he's married and in love with Beyonce. And they didn't go to the wedding. And by the way, I will tell everyone, go out, Sarah Ben and Casa from here at CCR, wrote a great article for Playboy magazine this week about how this is the new Camelot, how Gwyn-Av, how J-Z and Beyonce are Gwyn-Avier and King Arthur,

and how Kanye is Lancelot in love with his Lege's wife. I'd rather put it into the Star Wars terminology, but that's fine. Star Wars terminology? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Princess Leia

and fucking what's his name? Hansel. The Harrison Ford. Luke Skywalker. No, Kanye's not hot. I guess he's more Lancelot. Who's Luke and who's Han?

J. Z is Luke and Han is Kanye. Kanye. But Beyonce is Leah? Their brother and sister. I get it now. I do. I'm not saying I'm right here, but I want to, I, if Kanye's admiration for Beyonce

is platonic, I want to live in a world where Beyonce, where Kanye has a, I don't want to fuck you, but I just admire your artistry so much. much because everyone wants to fuck Beyonce but it is to whatever extent he can put it aside and say I'm your friend and I think you're a great artist I want to live in a world where Kanye loves Beyonce's artistry and it's not about him wanting to fuck her I'm not saying we live in that world we don't want to strive for that world I mean I want to live in a I want to live in a world where books are made from marshmallows and I can eat them after I read them. Oh that would be fun but they wouldn't be sticky and then you wouldn't have anything on your bookshel well I mean

I'm traded for a bunch of marshmallows But I think, you know, all in all, it's whatever. I just think he was a big publicity stunt for fucking Illuminati. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we can all agree on. I mean, but I also, I've thought about this a lot, trust me. But I also think that Kanye might be off of the Illuminati chain.

Oh. Yeah. I think he might be off the Illuminati chain. I'm not sure if Kanye is a part of the Illuminati. A little too unpredictable to be a part of the Illuminati. JZ and Beyonce, especially Jay Z. JZ, very predictable. Very controlled.

He's a business man. He understands hierarchy. He understands a business model. He understands that sometimes you got to keep your mouth shut. Kanye, on the other hand. You're right. Don't get none of that shit. That's why I like him so much.

He's so fun. Well, I just, ugh. He's got to sneer. I mean, come on. He's got sneer. Like, you know, when you look at a monkey, he's like, oh, the monkey's smiling at me. He's not, and he's bare in his teeth. That is not a blackbird.

You're going to want to backtrack exactly. No, I'm talking completely. Okay, well, he's like a rhinoceros that sneers at you. It's like when he smiles, I don't trust him ever. He doesn't smile with his eyes. That's the problem. Is that what it is? It's only with his mouth.

It's only with his mouth. Yeah, he doesn't smile with his eyes. And you know what? You know who's fun? Rip Taylor. He's fun. Sure, yeah. Now that's some good clean fun right there.

Now that's smisen right there. Yeah. A bucket of confetti. Yeah, man, that is a smize a minute. A lot of people are fun. I'm not saying Kanye is the only fun one. But for my money, if you want to ask me who's going to come to my birthday party, it's going to be Rip Taylor every time. Oh, girl.

I would have Kanye at my birthday party so fast. Also, Madonna's new song sucks. I didn't know. She had a new song. I mean, whatever it was, she sang at the Grammys. She was there. Oh, man. And she performed with a bunch of, I did.

Okay. I liked her performance specifically. because you performed with a bunch of men that had like face coverings on and big scary antlers. So that were like horns. I like big scary antlers. So it was like it was fun and it was kind of creepy. No one in the audience liked it.

And she's just such a fucking creep. But the song was so annoying that it was like yuck, yuck, yuck. And then that takes me to fucking church. No, I don't want to go to church. That song I hate it. Do you remember last year's Grammys though when Sarah Borellis and Carol Oh my God. It was so good.

I've been nostalgic for that ever since Sunday. But then, and yet they brought up fucking, they brought back Annie Lennox. Yeah, I haven't seen that yet. We were talking about this the other day. They fucking trot out Annie Linux every couple of years and no one knows why. It's so weird. I haven't seen it yet. I want to see that.

Like that was a great mashup. That was fun. Don't get me wrong. Walking on Broken Glass, one of my favorite songs of all time. Fucking on Brooklyn Glass. Bye. All right. You know I love that song.

Oh, yeah. I love it too. That fucking take me to church song just bothers me. I hate that everyone likes it. I haven't heard this one yet. You will know what if you hear it. It's very obnoxious. Hozier?

Yeah. I think he's some fucking... Hey, male. I like stay with me a lot more than I like this fucking garbage. Yeah, and stay with me, as people have pointed out, is just a That whole thing is weird The Tom Petty thing

I am a huge Tom Petty fan Huge It is exactly that song though Right If you, okay I listen to it side by side Is for some of you don't know Tom Petty

Which I'm gonna say It probably wasn't Tom Petty It was probably Tom Petty's people Of course When after Sam Smith For Stay With Me They did they went after him Yeah

Stay with me Everyone knows the fucking song And I listen to the riffs What they had to do was they had to slow it down by like four and a half counts or something and then it kind of made sense but I prefer like

when I won't back down that's how many fucking songs sounds similar I'm sorry I think I stay with me I want back and then you take the Tom Petty 1989 song

Thank you. Okay. Yeah. Love that song. I love that song. And you pitch it down a bit. You pitch it down. You got to pitch it down.

I think a lot of songs sound the same. I'm fucking sorry. It's been fucking 25 years. Blue moon and Earth Angel, all that. They're all the same. It's no under pressure ice-sized baby. No, exactly. That was almost exactly.

That was like, done, dun, dun, that was too similar. Dun, then, then, yeah. But this, now he gets, not that he needs it, he gets 12% of all of Sam Smith's profits off of the fucking song. Oh, snap. And I don't think, I, and I'm saying this out of love of Tom Petty, I don't think he fucking deserves it. I think it's kind of sucks. Yeah.

I don't think Tom Petty. I don't think Tom Petty. I don't think he does. Tom Petty is in a cabin in Montana right now. He fucking doesn't. Like, it's like, give me a fucking break. He doesn't know anything about this. Some people are like, well, why would Tom Petty?

He's like, you really think Tom Petty was like, I heard that. one song. And it's my song. No, we fucking didn't care. I heard that one song. I don't want anybody to play it. There you go. It was much better than my.

That's how. I imagine Tom Petty sounds like a higher pitched Bob Dylan. Although I am going to throw it out there. This isn't a music podcast, but I have been listening to this. It was Tom Petty's first band called Mud Crutch, as in Crutch along. This sounds like something Doug's been getting into.

Yes. But it was his band when he was 17 years old, and it fucking sounds like the height of like Tom Petty. It's fucking amazing. Really? 17 years old. And I'm like, there's no way in his fucking 60s that he's going after this fucking 20-something. Give me a break.

He's worked so hard his entire fucking life. Give me a break. Yeah, give me a break. Sorry, we can get past the Grammys now because of Bobby. Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

She's in the bed. She ain't never get out of the bed, Bobby. Can we talk about Bobby Christina now? Well, Whitney Houston died exactly three years ago tomorrow. Tomorrow, February 10th. February 11th, February 11th. Today is the 10th. And by the time this comes out, it's very possible that Bobby Christina will be dead.

We're releasing this on February. We're recording it on the 10th. We're releasing it on the 11th. Three years ago, you said? Three years ago. Already three years ago. Already three years ago. But apparently, so Bobby Brown came out saying that, because she,

She is, if you're something you don't know, January 31st, she was found a drug-induced, I think she was found already in the coma. Bobby Christina is Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's daughter. And she was found in a bathtub just like Whitney Houston after doing too many drugs. And they tried to resuscitated her. She's been in a coma ever since. And Bobby Brown went out saying that on the anniversary of Whitney Houston's death, that they were going to pull the plug. Oh, midnight.

But the Houston family. is fighting it because they don't want it to happen because they think she's going to pull through even though she's not going to pull through. Well, they have, as of a couple hours ago, they have acquiesced. Have they? They've given the go-ahead

and they're going to pull her off life support at midnight tonight. 21 years old. 21 years old and also. And Tyler Perry has been working as the mediator between the two families. And he's also making funeral arrangements. What?

Oh, my God. What is he fucking out of it? and give you a fucking break. Tyler Barry. Let me help. I was like, no thank you. Like they need any fucking money, by the way. Yeah.

But Bobby Christina is, but like, they also did find a bunch of unexplained bruises and bodily, bodily harm. Harm. I was going to say enhancements, but that is the opposite of what I meant to say. Yeah.

She's a robot. Man, I fucking wish. That would be awesome. Bionic Bobby. In a coma, by day. now if she had bodily enhancements. But her boyfriend, the one that's like her like weird

kind of stepbrother through this entire thing, that was such a big thing that they stayed together. He was there the night that she was found. Not when the paramedics showed up, but he hasn't been seen since. And I, what about there's some fucking red flags

going off? And I know that they're trying to find it, but they're not really trying that hard, I don't think. Or they would have fucking found him by now. Holy shit. Here's what happens. Oh man, I just Google Bobby Christina Breaking Bobby!

15 minutes ago came out She is not going to be taken off Life Support. Whoa! At least that's what the rumors say. That's what the rumors say. Sissy is working her fucking magic, man.

Apparently Sissy Husson, Winnie Husson's mother has not left her side ever since this whole thing happened. And man, what a fucking tragedy. Oh, poor Sissy. thing that fucking family had to live on the name and it's just I mean of course it I'm sure it has

only been hard for her ever since like everything with Whitney happened but like fuck man come on so what is Bobby Chris what did Bobby Christina do nothing nothing she was young to be fair she's 21 I didn't do anything when I was 21

I don't know but like being the being the like of the then king and queen of music back then And people expected her at least to, with all that fucking money to do something. But instead she just shitted away with fucking drugs, man. Bobby, come on. And with such a good name.

Bobby Christina. Bobby Christina. Good name. With a name like Bobby Christina. Man, she's got to be good. But she is not. And it is bad news bears, man, over there. Oh, man.

Another fucking knockdown. I've been listening to a lot of the Whitney Houston Sun. song, How Will I Know? If he loves me. How will I know? If he really loves me. I say a prep with every heartbeat. I love it.

And I'm psyched. I know that song so well. You know that. You love it. As a casual Whitney Houston listener, but not anyone who's ever sat down with one of our albums. Now I'm like getting to know other Whitney Houston songs besides just the greatest. I mean, that's probably a greatest hit. Oh, yeah.

But her greatest hits is like three CDs. Yeah, that's the thing, and I'm, like, really appreciating her. Not that I ever didn't, but I'm, like, growing in my appreciation for her, and I feel sad for the tragedy. Have you? I think that in her anniversary, I mean, I'm going to plead for everyone out there, sit down and watch the bodyguard. Come on, let's do it, man. Watch the bodyguard. It is a good movie.

She's wonderful in it. And, man, she is just such a fucking powerhouse. Yeah. Damn. Man, her greatest hits album, two. Discs. Yeah. 18 songs each.

And you know every word to every single song. It's great. I listen to it often. In fact, I'll probably listen to it tomorrow. Yeah. I'll probably listen to it on my way home. I think it's for the best for everyone. Oh, I want to dance with somebody.

I'm going to feel a hate with somebody. That song is amazing. Yeah. No, that song is perfection. Well, I take that back. It's two discs, 18 songs. one of them is remixes. Oh, that sounds good though.

I'll listen to those remixes. I don't know. She has more greatest hits than just one CD's. Yeah, she has to. She has to. Oh, man. And what's so sad about it is like Valentine's Day is a great opportunity to listen to Whitney Houston

because she was all love songs. And it's also now a sad day for the family. I mean, it's hard, you know, she had the Tina Turner syndrome, though, still. It's like she sang all these amazing fucking love songs in the midst of the worst relationship she could have ever chosen for herself. So, you know, Ike and Bobby, man. They are T for two.

Yeah. Fuck those guys, though. Yeah, it's rough. Yeah. It is rough. But also, you know, do yourself with flavor and watch some old Ike and Tina videos because, man, the sex. Sex on stage, baby.

Yeah, man. Not little, but through music. Go listen to their version of a whole lot of love. Man, so good. So good. It's wonderful. You know, but you know, Bobby Christina, not the only person having a bad time this week. Oh, man.

Bruce Jenner. He will, he's just going to have a hard time until he becomes a woman. He's going to have it. And you know what's great? You know, what's funny? We called this. We saw this in a blind item months and months and months ago. Months and I would dare say over a year ago.

A long time ago. Ever since he quit keeping up with the Kardashians, I'm going to throw it out there. We called this. Can I put on my optimism hat? Uh-oh, optimism hat. Put it on, Molly. Oh, it's too bright. Turn it down.

I'm not even, you know, I'm not, I guess I identify as a general optimism person, but I also see a lot of shit in the news. Yes, she does. And so I'm putting on my optimism hat. Oh! All right. All right, let me just say, what if, what if, optimistically, what if, oh, this person is in the family of the most famous fucking family.

earth. Granted, at least in the United States, maybe not on earth. Granted, they're famous for reasons that people don't take seriously. Kim Kardashian's famous for having sex on video. They're famous for having a reality show, right? They had Kardashian like, you know, O.J. Simpson Kardashian. That too, right. Also, yeah, infamous

slash famous, right? And so you know, transgender people, generally speaking, are a hugely marginalized, totally disrespected, totally like they get the most shit out of like, they get so much shit. Nobody respects trans people.

So what if somebody who's a member of the most famous family in the United States coming out as trans, there's two roots, right? One is that everyone is just absolutely horrible in the most visible way possible ever, which is what it seems like

is happening right now. That is definitely where it's going to go. My optimism hat says, what if it's going to be really horrible for a while, a while, like a long time. But maybe in the future, maybe because Bruce Jenner is such a visibly public person and the Kardashians are so frigging huge, all sorts of people will have to like think about it and be like becoming a woman and we'll have to like go through this like thought process that maybe that thought process could make people better people and maybe someday in the future

Bruce Jenner coming on as trans will have actually been a really helpful thing for other trans people and people will actually know what it is, know what it means maybe, maybe optimism had now taken off. I'm going to put a divot in your pathway to office. The issue is, which of course most of America is against that kind of thing,

I'm going to say is that it would be different if Bruce Jenner was saying like if he came out and started this saying I am becoming a woman this is what I am doing this is what I am choosing I've been a woman on the inside and now I've decided to physically become a woman however which is understandable because of where we are like and what the public does to people he's doing it in this offset manner of like almost that it seems when it comes to tabloids I'm not saying like in his personal life that he's ashamed of what he's doing he's tipping he's tipping toeing. It's tippy tap.

But as you say, what other choice does Jenner? I feel like it would be more positive thing in the long run if he said, hey, let's talk about this, let's be open about this if he was allowed to. That's where I think that the optimism hat gets like set on fire

and effigy of Bruce Jenner and put to the trash. I think I think he might be contributing to the punchline of the transgender because the Kardashians are already a They're a big punchline. Bruce Jenner's a punchline.

That's my fear. And then plastic surgery plus the transgender. It's like it's going to be, it's just going to further the whole. It's like, well, they're never going to be comfortable. Right. Because nobody respects, like, yes, the Kardashians are like maybe like the most famous family in the United States, but they're also not respected. No, no, no.

So the idea that Jenner could be respected is hard. But like, there's just so many interesting things about this, right? Like, Jenner was an Olympian athlete. No, it's crazy. Yeah, he is the pinnacle of masculinity for what a lot of people, for, you know, 35, 40 years. And like, to me, like, I'm like, how neat that, like, gender is so fluid that you can be like, yeah, a fucking the pinnacle of masculinity. And we're the next generation. And, yeah, and meanwhile, like you said, on the inside, the whole time you're a woman and you can become a woman.

And that's, like, physically, like, you've already been one. And now you'll, you'll be one to everyone else. But, like, because the way, yeah, because America is so slow that. process is going to happen before everybody and everyone's going to be judging it every single second of the time. Well, especially a lot of older generations, at least I'm speaking from my parents, when they hear the name Bruce Jenner, they know the Olympian. They know nothing about the Kardashians. And I think that that is a lot of America too, but they're like, why is this Olympian becoming a woman? What happens? You used to be an Olympian and now he's a woman. Right. Is it the tiny shorts?

That's my father. A quote from my father. Is it a tiny shorts? What's, what, balls too close to his ass? Another quote. So, what are his balls too close to his ass? So, that he may as well just cut him right off. So, you know, there's also that. That part of America, too. Oh, boy.

Yeah, the retired NYPD cop demographic. Yay. Maybe if you go into that. Maybe we should listen to that demographic and be like, okay, let's have, like, dudes put on tiny shorts and realize that that doesn't make them into women. Well, that was the 70s. Right.

I mean, that was the 70s and the early 80s in general. Real heady time. But any dude who's a dude will put on tiny shorts and will be like, my balls are too close to my ass. I'm still a dude. Right. So it doesn't have anything to do with your hands people. I'm wearing briefs right now.

My balls are super close to my ass. If you're not running. That's right. You guys are running. Hey, I used to wear tiny shorts in high school with that ball super close to my ass. I love tiny shorts on a man. I love tiny shorts. If they got the thighs for it.

Oh, I got the thighs. I don't know if you have the thighs for it, Marks. I'm sorry. That's the thing is you have the bubble butt, but you don't have the thighs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's chicken leggy. Yeah, it's a little, ugh. It's like, is it enough dark meat to fill me up? I doubt it. That's what I think of when I look at Marx's legs.

Well, thank you. You're welcome. My heart goes out to gender, though, because this is going to be a, oh my God, people are going to be terrible. But we didn't even talk about it. He fucking killed somebody. Well, he didn't kill anybody. It wasn't his fault. It wasn't his fault.

It wasn't his fault. People thought at first that it was his fault. They thought that maybe he was texting and driving. Also, it's a car accident. I mean, it is in general. Have you heard about this? Yeah, there was an accident last weekend. Yeah, it was on Saturday.

A couple people died in the accident, but they said it was probably the person driving the Prius that was to blame. Distracted driving. He's definitely not driving to Prius, that's for sure. I think that it was a pile up. I think it's weird, though, that people bring, and this is like, I'm not a politically minded person at all, that people bring the trans issue into the fact that he got into a car.

It has nothing to do with shit. That's a little right. It's just because it piggybacked on like all this information. Because Jenner is a figure in the tabloids. People can be like, Oh, is it because he's trans? His breast got in the way of the steering wheel.

I think I saw eight or nine different like Facebook, Twitter, people being like, well, I guess he's officially a woman now. Oh, my God. Oh, great. Sexism and Transphobia together. Oh, my Lord. What a fucking dumb idiot thing to say.

Oh, my Lord. And they were all so pleased with themselves. Like, I can't believe nobody's saying it. Oh, my God. That's something my father would say. That should be a quote for my father. That person is just sitting around waiting for the legs to roll it. Oh, my God.

Let me just wait. Yeah. I guess. A lot of people with the name comedian in their Facebook name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. All right. I mean, and that's, you know, and I don't, I don't fault people for, like, who've never, who've never been exposed to somebody who's transitioning or have never thought about it. Like, I get it. It's weird for people to think about, oh, what do you mean you're becoming a woman? And so, like, that process can be clunky. Like, let it be clunky.

That's cool. But, but ultimately, I'm just, like, you know, I just want people, I hope that, like, when people, you know, as they will, make jokes about Bruce Jenner for the next. year or two, whatever. I hope that they aim their jokes at people like those comedians making those jokes instead of at like this person who's like about to undergo

like a really difficult thing that they need to do. I'm sorry. Optimism hat. It's not working. I won't put it on anymore. It's not working. I believe in it. I like your sentiment but it's not going to fucking work. We're going to keep making breaststrokes. If I don't keep this optimism hat in my pocket what will happen to me though? I think it's a little

bulky for your pocket. I know. I know. It doesn't It makes my ass look big. Oh, that's nice. It's a nice perk. It's better than getting those apple bottom jeans where they have the padding. I don't need that padding. Yeah. Whoa.

Do you say Apple bottom machine? No, jeans. I don't know if that's what they're technically called. But I'm talking about the pants with the butt pads. Yeah. No, but as we've established on the show before, Marcus and I both have ample ass. Yeah, ample booty. Gimmy, give me.

If I could, I would. Man, I thought I would too. Cutting them all off in your hair. sleep. I don't need it. I don't like it. So, I'm on my butt. My pants will never fall down ever fucking again. All right. It's time for the list.

We go. Gotta have that list. Uh-oh. Whiskey getting to the brain. And we previewed it last week. Oh, yeah. Celebrities who have killed people. Yes, Bruce Shed on the list. I know one. I know one.

You know one? Who do you know? May I say? You go ahead and say. Matthew Broderick Absolutely Yeah Matthew Brodick

America has such a good soul I know I heard he was a piece of shit No it was an accident When he killed somebody Yeah he killed someone an accident But yeah I heard Matthew Broderick was a huge piece of shit

I mean that is not what I've heard From a one Henry Zabrowski Oh well if he has it He's got some personal He's got the scoop Rubbins Yeah he's well he did that Like they did a pilot together

Yeah yeah yeah yeah And I met him, I met him and Sarah Jessica Parker, and they were delightful. Oh, that's wonderful. Maybe it was their fun, fancy faces on. Is Matthew Broderick a little miniature human being? Yes. Yeah, yeah, they both are. Yep, they killed him and his girlfriend, Jennifer Gray from his sister, his sister and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

And from Dirty Dance Thing! He was driving in Ireland. Well, it's on the other side of the road. He can't help him. He veered into the other lane and crashed head on with him. another car killing the driver. He was charged with careless driving, which came with a $175.5.

I'm sure that was really hard for him to pay. Catalyst driving. Yep. All right. Next. Jimmy Stewart. Oh. And my Pini Blue! Oh, no. I'm thinking of Jimmy Smith. That's his character name.

Jimmy Stewart is a wonderful life. Oh, I killed a man. Oh, God. No, Rich. Well, legendary actor James. Stewart was a pilot in the U.S. Air Force Reserve during World War II. Sexy. During this time, Stewart participated in several bombings that resulted in the deaths of enemy soldiers and civilians.

He received numerous honors for his service, including the Distinguished Flying Cross with Oak Leaf Cluster and the Presidential Medal of Freedom. If you're in a plane during a war, I feel like it's fine. I was in a war. I have to do it. War, you see? War. I think it's different if you're in a plane during war as opposed to like hand-to-hand, cover. combat like cutting the head off of an infant.

Yes. And listen, World War II people were not distinguishing between civilians and combatants. I'm not saying it was right. I would say nowadays they probably don't really do that either. I don't think, I think it might have gotten worse. Yeah, yeah. But now they do it with knives and like looking into the eyes of the innocent person. Yeah.

Back then it was just dropping just tons and tons of bombs. Yeah. They were all evil. Oh, but how I love Jimmy's stupid. I love it Yeah, well, that's fine, you know Oh, I didn't mean to I don't know

I didn't want to I kind of wanted him But those dirty crouts You wouldn't stop I don't know how to find him sexy Because he always sounded like an old man Yeah Like to me that's not sexy

Yeah Right Old man voice Yeah Have you seen his space though And yeah I know he's got I don't know

Black and white to me I don't get it They're all ugly Clark Gable, yuck. Oh, Clark Gable is a fucking, he's a insect of a man. Why did people think he was so sexy? And that little stash.

It was, oh God, it was so tiny. He looks like those prawn things from District 9. He makes me think of Josh Hartnett. He's got the face of a bug. Clark Gable was the Josh Hartnett of that area. He's a much more talented. Yeah, and a much bigger head.

Yeah, Josh Hardin has like the skinny head, the tiny head. He's got like the, what would you call it? The Jolly Rancher head. Yeah. And Clark Gables got more... After it was sucked on? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Clark Gables got more of like a cookie head. Yeah, or like an apricot. Maybe an apricot. Like a dried apricot? Yeah. Or a fresh one? No, fresh. Okay.

Fresh apricot head. Next up, Snoop Dog killed a man. Man got to live in a hood. Yeah, back when he was in the hood, him and his bodyguard were charged with the murder of a rival gang member. He was defended by Johnny Conrad. Cochran and was eventually acquitted, although it is almost certain that he did it. But also, I bet.

He wrote a song about it. But, or was he too, I feel like his bodyguard would have done it. Yeah, we write jokes about things we haven't done. Songwriters certainly write songs about things they haven't done. There's a lot of evidence. Man, he's so cool. I love him so much. He, I don't care.

You know what? He got out away with it. I bet that other man was a bad man. and I love him so much he is the chillest of the chill he is down fucking everything Have you ever watched his reality show? I have like...

Two dogs? No, I have not. Man, it is definitely... I forget what was... I think it was in high school when it was on. With him and his wife and his kids and like it was just about him like he's got like a bunch of daughters

and his wife and like the wife be yelling at him. He's like, yeah man. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. You know, and like he was just like hug his girls and the girls like worship the ground. walked on.

Wife worshiped, but the wife ran the house, but she still worshipped the ground he walked on. But he didn't have to do, like, all he had to do was like, he had to look and the girls would stop doing whatever they shouldn't be doing. Oh, yeah. Like, he was just like, the, man. Well, it turns out I did a little bit more digging. And it turns out it was in self-defense. You mean dogging?

A little bit of doggins. And I got a little bit of dogging. Yeah. It turns out he was found not guilty on grounds of self-defense. Okay. And it was the bodyguard. Sounds like a good Johnny Cochran ruling, but that's fine. And it was the bodyguard who killed the man.

His name was Philip Walder Merriam. Cool. Men who died. I bet he was sexy. Man, any man that could be a bodyguard of Snoop Dog, I bet that is big, sexy man. I support you Snoop Dog and your bodyguard. A thousand percent. And lastly, I mean, there are a ton of celebrities who have killed people.

But this one you may not know unless you've seen the Motley crew behind the music, Vince Neal killed a man. Oh, you know, I know I'm a huge Motley Crew fan. But, you know, it's shocking that I didn't know that Vince Neal. The lead singer, Molly Crew, come on. Come on. They sing, come on feel the nose. No, that's fucking twisted sister.

Girls, rock you boys. No, they sing, girls, girls, girls. Same song. I'm sorry, we're somebody now. That's the same fucking song. Sound at the demo. Yeah, they sing. There's a bunch of 80 songs of girls in it.

Get straight, Jackie. Yeah. Get it straight. All right. DeSnyder, he had the makeup in the eyes. Vince Neal. Vince Neal was, he got fat. Oh, yeah, that one. Yeah.

Oh, that old rocker that guy who got fat? Oh. He killed a man. He was in a drunk driving accident with a man named Nicholas Razzle Dingley. That is a good name. Yeah, Razzle Dingley. Yeah, man. Mr. Razzledigley.

Is it a hyphen? No, Razzles is a hyphen? No. Razzles is his nickname. Okay. His real name is Niggily. Razzle Dingley. A progressive man.

But, I mean, even without Razzle, his name was still Nick Dingley. Yeah, it's fun, man. Which is a great name. Oh, yeah, baby. Razzle. Sounds like something hanging out of your ass. Well, he was killed. When Vince Neal, who had a blood alcohol level of 0.17 lost control of the vehicle.

Welcome to the jungle. Guns and Roses. All right. Razzle was killed. Two other individuals served brain damage. Vince Neal served 15 days in jail. 15. Yikes.

Celebrities have an easy time when they kill people. Man, if you've got money, you have an easy time. Yeah, that's what it is. It's not celebrities. It's like if you have money and you kill someone, you can make that chick to a way. We should make our own list of rich people who aren't famous who've killed people. who's gotten away with it. Yeah, but no one would know the rich people.

Yeah, and I think the list would be all of them. Yeah, right? Edward Carnegie. Do you know he killed a man back in Art 3? Everybody's got blood on their hands. Yes, and Mr. Mellon, don't forget about Mr. Mellon. Oh, yeah, don't you even get me started about Mr. Mellon. Mr. Blind Mellon.

And don't even get me started on the Rockefeller. Oh, God. No problem, me. How much blood is on your hands? There will be blood and everything will be fine. Every one of them. All right. All right.

We can't see them. Jun-dra. Man, did you post that? Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, wait. The license plate.

I didn't post the license plate. I was walking around the city the other night. And I found a license plate that just said, T-R-A-A-T-A-T-T-T-R-T-T-R. Chant-T-R. I loved it. And he texted all, he texted Molly and I just wrote the word John. I was like, okay.

Yeah. Next text message was, Tru! Yeah, it took me a second. I was like, what John is Marcus talking about? It was Jean-Trom. It was John Troll. Spoiler alert, Jean-Trop.

What a double-plus list, rat mogul bought a private suite for a Super Bowl party so he could make up for lost time with his main mistress. Whoa. It's got to be either Jay-Z or me or a, uh, or Kanye. It's Jay-Z. What? No! Mistress!

Oh, and the mistress is famous as well. No, who? Oh, yeah. She's had a little bit of run-ins with some knuckles in the past. No. Is that why she wasn't at the Grammys? I think that might be why she wasn't. Rihanna!

Right, she wasn't there. I didn't see her. I didn't watch that much, but let's be real. It's Rihanna or it could be this woman named Rita O'Rah. Well, it sounds. like Rihanna, so it sounds like a fake name for Rihanna. Yeah, it sounds like someone's like, you know, Jay-Z was with Rihanna.

He's like, well, either said Rihanna or Rita Orra. I don't know, but it was one of the two. Yeah, yeah, so apparently, yeah, J-Z's stepping out at the Super Bowl. If true, Jay-Z has great taste in women. Yes. Yeah, I mean, it's Jay-Z, he can have any woman. Yeah. I feel like, hmm, it's hard because at first, I heard that.

I'm like, no way that Rihanna is as good in bed as Beyonce. is. However, Rihanna is younger and also has more spice to her than Beyonce does. Because when you are the queen of pop, you don't have like, you can lay there and be asleep and have someone pump away at you and they're

like, oh, I just fuck Beyonce. I don't think she does, though. You don't think she does? You know what? That bitch is tired at the end of the night. You know, given the choice, I'd think I'd go with Rihanna. I think I would go with Rihanna. I'd definitely go with Rihanna. Oh, girl, no. I think she's just so much, it's not even young, like, Beyonce,

is everywhere all the time. I'm already exhausted by the time I get home by night. Just thinking about it. By going to work and doing podcasts. Well, maybe they have like hot weekend sex, though. Or like when they can just like fly to South America together for a few days. I'm sure they bang for days. But I bet it's probably a few months in between bang sessions.

I would throw it out there. Like any normal married couple. Yeah. Except drunken love is all like, oh, we were out drinking. Yeah, when they were young, when they were first going, at it, but it's same as everybody fucking else. They're a lot busier than most people. They are. Oh, yeah, dude. That's sad to think about it.

I know. That is sad. I hope they're both bopping people on the side whenever they, like, have the... And I hope they're both bopping people on the side with mutual, like, I hope they're been like, hey, we're both fucking hot as hell. Why don't we just bot people on the side? They must. They have to.

You have to. If you were at that level of celebrity, you have to have some sort of agreement. Yeah. Great. And more power to. him in that case. God, I wish I could. Yeah. I feel like I guess if you're at that level, you kind of have to. But like, most people are too jealous to do that shit.

I would be like, who are you fucking? Send that picture ever, you fucker. And Beyonce, just like, whoever you're fucking is not as good as me. And that is for sure. I don't know, man. I think about, I imagine sex with Beyonce, and I imagine sex with Rihanna. And sex with Beyonce,

I actually have a really hard time imagining. I have a hard time I have a hard time I have a hard time imagining me and her in a bed having sexual relations without her just kind of like laying there and be like yeah well so you know I love you Marcus

but I mean Jay Z gotta be a dynamo gotta be a dynamo but Rihanna I can imagine me and Rihanna in multiple positions and having a great time and laughing I just don't see Beyonce laughing during sex and I like

I like giggles oh I bet she giggles I'll bet she's a good giggle. Do you imagine just making her smile alone? Oh my God. I'm turned on just thinking about it. Me too. It's very uncomfortable for me, knowing all three of us are turned on thinking about the same thing. Yes, we are.

Huh. Well, I'm going to stare off this way. I'm not going to look at Molly or Marcus. Well, let's move on to the next one. Sure. Get out of here. This might actually turn us on again. This A-plus list, Diva Sing.

who doesn't sing as well as she used to was at a resort out of the country this past week. Yes, it was her that kept walking around her pool while only wearing a bikini bottom. What? Yes, hundreds of people were able to watch. She would do this for five minutes and then go inside and then like a clock, show up an hour later

and do it all over again. A plus diva. Who doesn't sing as well as she used to. I mean, I immediately thought of Aretha Franklin, but I don't think it's going to be turning anyone. That's not going to be turning. Madama? No.

No. I mean, we just made fun of this girl for singing shitty at Christmas. I deeded him and Zelle? No. Olivia Newton-John? No, she sang horribly. Oh, Maraic Carey. Yes.

Oh, and she's got the bosom for days. Man, she's a single woman. Wait, Nick Cannon and her are together anymore? Daddy broke up. They divorced. Girl, where have you been? Did we talk about that? You.

You do a celebrity gossip. podcast. Remember we talked about Nick Cannon got the whole huge Mariah tattoo on his back covered by a big Jesus Christ. Wait, did we talk about them breaking up? Maybe Marcus and I just talked about it on the side. I think we just maybe just talked about it.

It devastated me. It's possible we talked about the kids. No. Yeah, they have like an ideal relationship. No, uh, uh, oh. They are fucking over. They have been over for a bit and it was bad and they don't talk to each other and they have kids and it's hard. How many kids are?

Breasts. They have twins. Oh, man. Yeah, I think so. But I love, because I think, I thought we had talked about the cover up because he had Mariah written huge all across his back. Yeah, they were like the couple. They were like in love with each other. Oh, oh. But he's like, what, 18 years younger than she is.

He's so much younger, yeah. I mean, he's got to move on. She's getting older. Ooh, and they are not on good terms right now. Okay, yes, he's younger, yes, he's got to move on. She made him. Yes, he is nothing without her. Of course. She is a hundred times better than him.

But he's the host of all this fucking idiots on the shows. That's where he makes all the money. Who has talent? America, not Nick Cannon. But honestly, Mariah Carey's getting a little up there and she may not have the talent anymore either. Oh, but that's bullshit. But she's got the breasts. Mariah, Dana Manionade.

Mani. Dana-Man Yonet. I feel like she's been going to J-Lo route where she's been seen out with some of their, like, head dancers. Which is like, girl, you want to fuck somebody? Fuck a dancer. And J-Lo looks. Find the one that is straight.

Great. We have to watch the boy next door. Yes, we do. We have to. I want to. I want to. Okay. I'm sure that you guys have seen that thing online, which we have to talk about just real fast.

Do you guys see that, like, for those of you don't know, the boy next door is this new J-Lo movie if you please watch a trailer, it's hilarious about her fucking one of her students he lives next door, he's in high school and he becomes obsessed with her. It is a fatal attraction but with J-Lo and a younger kid.

You're gonna love this Molly. I love fatal attraction. What's hilarious is that there is this thing that someone like picked out from the movie is that he shows up at a door and he gives her a book and she looks at the book and she goes oh my God

it's an original copy how did you afford this? Oh, it's an idiot, right? It's a first edition. It's a first edition. How did you afford this? Yes, I heard about it. Centuries of spoken word lore.

It is original. It is like, there is not, and also it is just a book. It doesn't even look old. It's like that alone. I'm like, I've got to watch it. I'm going to get it stones fucking possible. And I'm going to go. and I'm going to watch that movie.

And I'll have to go see it together. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I totally did hear about that Iliad thing. I'm totally, I will watch that. Name the time and the place, I'll be there. And also for anyone out there, please watch a trailer because it is delicious. You know what I also want to see, which is fatal attraction with Idris Elba. And I think Beyonce is there.

Yeah. What? It's actually literally the exact plot of fatal attraction, but Idris Elba, Stringer Bell is there. Stringer Bell, man. So it's just black fatal attraction? Yes. I think so. But with like way hotter people.

Fatal a black shit. I was thinking about it, but I didn't do it. Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas and Glenn Close, not hot. Idriselba and Vianzai? Super hot. I've got a bit of a thing for Gling Close. Like sometimes like, you know how like sometimes witches are hot?

Yeah. That's how I feel about Glenn Close. But what about the big chill when she's crying in the shower and you see the side of her tiny breasts? Yeah, I like. that too. See, that gross me out. That alone turns me off of Glenn Close. I'm more of an Angelica Houston witch. Oh, Angelica Houston, no question. She definitely takes the witch cake. We could at least agree that Michael. But as far as just being kind of witchy, Glenn Close is pretty good. Michael Douglas. Not one bit. Is it double though? Yes, please. Oh, I think it's more like a check

please. Oh, I've got something, uh, our last blind item today kind of relates to last week's Idris Elba item It's another big dick one Oh yeah Big dick Big dick big dick Big dick Big dick

Which movie star Who is now on the second season Of a hit TV show But no one warned No one warns the costume department What a Big star he is Oh yeah

The costume department has had to have A special meeting to discuss the Huge problem Oh shit Nothing in the private area fits, and they are having to get tailors. Tailors! To let out a few seams to help. At first, it was a joke, but now it has become serious.

His bulge is proving to be distracting and needs to be fixed. Give me, give me, give me. Someone needs to call John Hamm for advice. And I gave a little bit of a hint in there as far as a word that I put an Taylor Taylor Taylor

Hicks Huh Taylor Hicks Taylor not Hicks Kitch Yes Riggins Don't you fucking dare

Tell me About how big his dick is Don't you dare Tell me About how big Is dick is Don't Marcus

I'm going to leave Doug And Taylor Kitch is gonna love me for the rest of my life. Regan. Sexiest man alive. He's so hot. He's got a big dick. He's so hot. Oh my God, he's

so hot. Of course because when he was when he was Riggins, he always had those jeans. Oh my God and he had those like boxer briefs and you're like, ooh, drink that beer. Oh, he had the thighs. Damn. And that is for true detective and he's going to be a true detective and it's going to be great.

Oh, his dick is going to be popping out of his pants the whole time. letting out the seams. They're having to film around it. I can't. I can't. This has been too sexy of an end of this podcast.

But that's how we're going to have to blue ball it right here. We got to get out. Good Lord. I am hot to trot. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Molly. My name is Marcus Park.

Man, Taylor Kitch got a big dick. Man, I want to watch it. What's the war movies in? I don't know. John Carlin. Some kind of war movie, and he's got tight, tight clothes on. He's killing all the innocents. Look it up.

Let's watch it. Let's talk to you next week.