Page 7 - Episode 110: Log Book

Episode Date: May 10, 2015

The trio talks about the Northwest cry cry incident, a near brush with death John Tra had in the nineties, and a possible affair between Jay Z and Rihanna. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I wear tight sometimes. I've got some underarmor tites that are fantastic. Yeah. I love them. They're like football tights. You used to wear a tights when I played football. Oh, yeah. They're probably like professional grade tights.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're weather tested. Weather tested tights. Hell yeah, man. We're talking about some fucking tights and how it doesn't make you feminine to wear leg warmers. Not at all.

I'm wearing some right now. They are black and they are tight, tight, tight. Yeah. Yeah. I got my tight tights. I'm too. Oh man. Every time you say I just think about Riggins.

My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Molly Neffle. I'm Marcus Barks and it's cold out there. It is cold out there. Although I do have quick Friday Night Lights thing to say very fast. Is that I watch the trailer for John Wick, the Keanu Reeves movie about where he takes revenge over his dog being murdered, which is supposed to be really great. And who is the bitch that helps him murder a bunch of people? It's live.

It is a one tyrant. Tyra. It is Tyra from Friday Night Lights. Sex fucking pot. Just like dark hair. She shows up with like a big fucking gun. I was like, oh my God, is that Tyra? I just saw her mouth.

And I was like, I think that's Tyra. Looked out. I was like, oh, my God, it's Tyra. I'm going to watch your fucking murder some people. Wait, can I back up to the part where you said that John Wick is supposed to be good? It is? Well, I hear it's good in like a yeah kind of way. I hear many people saying that it's fucking awesome.

And then it's a lot of fun. It's very like a, it's similar to like a Liam Neeson taken-esque Where you're just like, yeah, get him! Because it is about his dog being murdered. Got it. And so like that he goes after all these fucking people, it opens up a whole other world of all these people. He has to go kill.

I see. And the guy that he's, I know this won't matter to you, Molly, but the guy who's the bad guy in it is Rek from Game of Thrones. Oh, no shit. And I was like he was already a fucking bad guy for a long time. Then he got like, you know, reek of eyes. And now he's trying to kill fucking Keanu Reeves. I'm like, I have to see this movie.

I must see this movie now. I have to. Yeah, I'll see. I keep seeing it on demand and having a laugh at it because I'm like, oh, I'll bet that's so silly. No, man, but especially because it's like I feel like anyone would actually feel that way. I think it has more to do with the fact that it's like, I think his wife died and you got the dog to replace a wife. I see. Yeah.

Oh, I saw Whiplash earlier this week. Yeah, man. It's fucking amazing. I really want to see it I love J.K. Simmons so much. I love J.K. Simmons And also, I really, when I first heard about the movie, all I knew about it was drumming.

I was like, all right, great. It's going to be fucking drumline. I'll watch it. That's fine. Just because it's about drumming doesn't mean it's drumline. That's the only movie about drumming I've ever seen. Also, I totally watched drumline. I mean, I'm down with drumline. But, like, you know, everyone was talking about great it was. It was like, sure, I'll watch it.

I mean, the movie is about drumming. Yeah. It is only about drumming, but it's about the obsession of drumming. It's about the science behind drumming and not, like, that it's not all creativity. And when you're really obsessed with it, where it can take you. Yeah, well, it's about just obsession with anything. Mostly be obsessed with being the best at something. Yeah.

And speaking of awards season, and, you know, I never am up on anything and I never watch any movies. I watched both Nightcrawler and Grand Budapest Hotel. Nightcrawler is so good. I want to see it. I have to see it. Excellent. Still haven't seen Grand Budapest Hotel. I loved it.

I mean, I like Wes Anderson. It's very West Anderson, but it's very nice. Okay, in the line of West Anderson, is it more Royal Tenenbaum's, or is it more Moonrise Kingdom? I really like Royal Tenen Bombs. I was fine with Moonrise Kingdom. I liked this closer to how I liked Royal Tenenbombs. In terms of stylistically, it's like, it's not as nostalgic as Moonrise Kingdom.

It's just think that shit is too cutesy-woo-woo-sie. It's not that cootzy-o-o-sie. Yeah, if it's anywhere close to Fantastic Mr. Fox, I want fucking... I can't handle it. I hate it that movie. I understand white people like those movies. Like, I get it. Yeah.

But for me personally, it made me, like, especially kids in love, makes me fucking sick. Unless it's Blue Lagoon and that's kind of sexy. I think that this is closer to Royal Tendon bombs. It's really weird. It's shot, I mean, completely, like, you're constantly aware of how beautifully it's being shot, which I guess is like most West Anderson films. Oh, yeah. But it's really funny.

Yeah, I really, really liked it. And it's been a little while since I've seen, like, Rushmore or Royal Tenen bombs, which I feel like is, like, the golden, golden West Anderson stuff. The Golden Age, yeah. But it was really great. And Nightcrawler was fucking awesome. Like, super weird and dark and uncomfortable. And Jake Gyllenhaal's hot as hell.

And it's just gross. God, he's so perfect. Man, it's like, prisoners, yes, please. Yeah. Brokeback Mountain? Yeah. Of course. but you know my background.

Oh, yeah. I just, it's hard for me. It makes me uncomfortable to watch Jake Jellenhall sometimes. Not Donnie Darko because that's pussy. But Zodiac. Yeah, of course. Down, I'm down. Yeah, no.

Anytime it's like that. I haven't seen Zodiac. It's good. Yeah, it's really good. It's on Netflix right now. Very long. It is, but I was totally into it. I just watched it for the first time just about a month ago.

I was totally into it. Yeah, it's got your Gillenhall, it's got your Ruffalo, all kinds of good people in. All right. Yeah, man. Ruff, Ruff-Roll fan. And I want to,

that's my problem, I want to watch Boyhood, which is on demand right now. I love it. I need to set aside like three and a half hours, right? Oh, it's like two hours, two and a half.

It's not that long. Okay, all right, I'll do it. It's fantastic, though. You'll love it. Yeah, that's what I hear. Yeah. You know, and so, okay, so last night,

I guess the big celebrity thing this week was the S&L, like, 40th anniversary thing and all that. But you know what? It went fine. Everybody had a good time. Who cares? We had nothing to talk about.

It seems like it was just a joyous occasion. It was joyous. I had a little bit of an emotional, like, oh, my God, watching it. But that's everybody, I mean, S&L is such a huge part of people's lives. People, like, literally grow up with it. And a lot of people have that emotional connection to it, which was why it was fun. But nothing used to say beyond that. Yeah, nothing happened.

Just a bunch of rich and famous people all having a good time together. Have that great time. It was definitely rich and famous people celebrating how wonderful. wonderful they are. Oh, yeah. They were just like, aren't we having fun? Look at us. Look at us.

Look at how much fun we're having. Isn't it fun to watch us have fun? Don't you wish you were here having fun? Oh, but you can't because you're not rich. You don't have as much money as we do. It just makes me want to have more money. Yeah. It makes everyone want to have more money.

So I can go be fun and have fun times and do that kind of shit. But you know what? We're out there yet. Yet. Yeah. Everyone. We're not there yet. Yet.

You know who is there, though? Of course, Kim and Kanye are there. Oh, yeah. They're there. They're there. And this is something that's much more worthy of what we want to talk about here on page seven. Northwest cried. She cried.

She cried. She cried. She cried. Oh my God, she's a baby. She was at a fashion. People were mad. She was at a fashion show to debut Kanye's new partnership with Adidas. But before the show began, apparently Northwest looked across the aisle and saw a photographer.

that had a little monkey just like the monkey that Northwest has at home. Is that why she was crying? That's why she was crying. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah. And then the people got all in a hubbub and the fact that people are even talking about this, it's right? It's like, yeah, she's a baby

she cries, she's a fashion show. You know what? I would be crying on the inside if I had to go to a fucking fashion show, but I'm an adult so I can hold it in. And yeah, I feel like it became like this moratorium on their parenting skills, like should they have not brought her to the fashion show? I mean, they They probably shouldn't brought her.

They probably shouldn't have it. Although at the same time, if they hadn't brought her, they'd be like, well, who's working? Where's it? Probably the fucking nanny that watches her when they're doing anything else. Yeah, right. They were just trying to be a cohesive unit for once. They were like, we're a family. And then she was two, and she had a cry.

And then they got on camera, and Nikki Minaj was also sitting right next to them while it happened. Yeah, man. But you know what? It was Kanye's party, and Northwest can cry if she wants. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Hell yeah. What is this problem child too?

I saw a very funny meme. I won't probably be able to describe it fairly. But it is the picture of Northwest crying in Kim's arms. She's like squirbing like a little toddler. And next to her Nicki Minaj is texting. And the caption for the meme was Nikki Minaj is texting Beyonce about whose baby's acting up. And then next to it was a picture of Beyonce looking at her phone and laughing. I had a real fun time

Imagine and Enoch and Beyonce shit talk and Kanye and Kim's baby Well also I feel like it's like I think that Beyonce and Jay Z made the conscious decision that they don't bring Blue Ivy anywhere And they don't let her get photographed

They don't let her get a photograph They keep her under wraps Which is like I think a lot of people have issues with that too where it's like Why don't they ever spend time? They do spend time with the baby It's just not when they're in front of a bunch of people And that that is something

that they've chosen to do And it's probably a great idea because shit like this doesn't happen. Right. And whenever they do bring blue Ivy out in public, people are like, why aren't they like doing some different shit with her hair? Because she has natural hair right now because she's like two. Because she's a baby. And they get a bunch of shit for not like relaxing her hair or braiding her hair.

So whenever they do take her out in public, they get shit. So I think it's a smart calculation to be like, the baby's going to get shit. But also, like I said, it's like if you want to do something sometimes in public when you have a family, I don't really fault Kanye or Kim for having the baby there. At the same time, it was a fashion show. Baby's not going to like it. Well, as far as the monkey went, why was the monkey there, you might be asking.

Why did a photographer at a fashion show have a stuffed monkey that a toddler would have a good time with? I've got a statement from the photographer in question. His name is Kevin Tochman. he said I brought the monkey to have fun with the models as I primarily shoot backstage and it's always a good way

to make the girl smile Zim when I realized his word came as they were coming to send front row that she may become fixated with it I took the front wall picks and all was fine but she ended up shooting the show

right across from Zim so of course she wanted the toy oh and the thing is that I love how you read that quote Marcus because that's exactly how we hear it really is fuck Why would a man be shooting grown-ass models holding a monkey to get the models to smile?

And then he's like, oh, no, I made a baby cry. Oh, no, cry, baby. It's my monkey. You can't touch my monkey. No, I won't give it to you. It's mine. He was actually pretty nice. He went backstage and he gave Kim.

He gave Northwest the monkey. And then at the end of the show, at the end of the show, Kim made sure to get the monkey back to him. Oh, that's good. You can borrow this monkey for now, Northwest, but it is that... You can borrow my monkey. Don't be too rough with it. Don't spank it too hard. I'll get it out of your mouth.

It can only be in mine. You can get the models to smile any other way. There's no other way to get them to smile. Then by waving a stuffed monkey at them? They're like little children, but sexy. Seriously, that's so infantilizing. fucking wave a little stuffed animal in the face of grown-ass models. Huh, this

is interesting. I have a picture of the monkey right here and apparently it's a monkey that goes over the lens of a camera. Here's the monkey in question right here. Yeah, so it's a monkey that goes over the lens of the camera.

So that means that they're taking so many pictures of Northwest at home that they've got a permanent camera monkey that keeps her interested in the camera. up. Interesting. Although, to be fair, based on Facebook, I think most parents take roughly one billion pictures of them.

That is also true. That is true. That is very true. Although they probably just use their iPhones. It's not professional. Maybe they have a monkey that goes around the iPhone. Yeah, a little iPhone monkey. And if not, we should create it.

Let's trademark that. Monkey going on the iPhone. iPhone monkey trademark. It just looks like that monkey was murdered by the camera. It does. It looks like it was impaled by the camera. And it has a bird. birthday had a I don't know, I don't like that monkey.

I don't like that monkey. Oh! Let's do it. But they're fine. You know, everyone's fine. They're doing good. Except one magazine editor, she was from L magazine. Her name was Anne Slowie.

She said when the, uh, yeah. Slowie. Slowie. Slowie. Slowy. And sloy. She said that when North, when Kim Kardashian-Kanii's one-year-old daughter, North began to sob after her daddy's fashion show began. Elle magazine's Anne Sloe muttered, couldn't they leave it backstage?

It? It's a baby, Anne Sloy. You can't even hold judgment against a baby. You can't. It's a baby. She's a little baby. She's a little baby. And yeah, I guess you can hold judgment against the mother.

But again, if they had put the baby backstage, they'd be like. like why isn't the mother holding the baby? It's just anything. Can't do anything right when you're a parent. And also, if you are if you're at this show, you're going to be recorded. Anything that you say is going to be written down. Someone's going to hear it. Why would you say that?

Also, I'm going to throw it out there. That woman is either being fired or she's being demoted. Or she's going to have a bunch of shit fucking articles for a while. Oh, she's a famous fashion editor. Like, she is an editor. She's one of the top people over at Elle. Whoa. No, go to baby it. She said,

Typical, typical celebrity crap. Like, I even care. Well, it sounds like a character fan. Yeah, and slowly. Don't shit on that baby. Oh, man. And the front row of that fashion show is a murderer's row of famous people. You got Jay-Z, you got Beyonce, you got Rihanna,

Kendall Dinner, Chloe Kardashian, and Russell Simmons. Ooh, man, it is interesting that both Beyonce and Rihanna were there at the same time. Oh, yeah. We'll get to that later. during our blind items. Oh, this affair is unfolding. Really? This affair is unfolding.

In fact, we're just going to go ahead and do the blind item right now. Can we right? Oh, yeah, let's get into it. What permanent A double plus list songstress left the Grammys alone and in a rage after she saw her hubby's mistress trying to talk to her child backstage? Apparently Blue Ivy was at the Grimms. Grammys and Rihanna decided she was going to talk to

Beyonce's daughter. Oh man. What did you say to a one and a half year old to win her dad over? Like, hey baby. Wait, I'm really close friends with your dad. Can we also bring back the Solange-Noll's fight? Can we finally bring this back? Oh yeah, maybe Salang was like,

fuck you for fucking Rihanna. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, but Jay-Z ain't stopping. I mean, we know from last week that he was at the Super Bowl with her. And now apparently it's ongoing. Man, I'm telling you, there is

some shit going down. But also, it's really easy to pull off because they're all, they're at the same things. A lot. True. And I'm glad that you brought up the Salonge thing, because I was about to say, like, I think we floated last week, like, what if Jay Z and Beyonce just have a like, hey, we're both fucking

super hot, famous people, let's just have a little bit of an open relationship, but we can still be devoted to each other. And I really liked that idea. The idea of like both of them mean like we can both fuck other people. But then that salange thing, what if something really went wrong? And that was why salons was so mad at Jaze.

Or what if they have that understanding but every once in a while it really fucking sucks. Which I think is usually what happens with those kind of understand. Yeah, of course it does. It's always what happens. It's like just don't shit where you eat. Like fuck a bunch of like anonymous girls.

Yeah. Do whatever you're going to fucking do. Why fuck we? I mean, I know why fuck Rihon. Of course. But it just makes it's like, come on, man. Like that's just, it's just not cool. Well, I've got another blind item about this. And this one's about the

Grammys as well. This A plus list singer hooked up with this A plus list everything during the week leading up to the Grammys. Apparently, it had been some time and things got a little rough. And our female A plus list singer has a large cigar burn on her leg, which forced her

to cover up at the show. And after, and her original designer got very angry. Wait, does that imply that Jay-Z was physically abusive to her? I wouldn't say abusive. But something went wrong. Well, I mean, he burned her with a cigar, possibly. We don't know whether that was consensual or not. Might have been.

Might have been. I don't, he doesn't seem, I mean, although they never are. They never are. Right. They never are. Right. Abusers always seem excellent, like, excellent dynamic. I don't know. Chris Brown, we could have seen that.

He's definitely going to see that. He's definitely going to see that one coming. But I don't know, Jay-Z, I feel like he's smarter than that. I know it sounds awful to say, but it's like he's smarter to put something like that on somebody. And remember there was that thing like, I mean, because, okay, this is, all these memories are coming back to me. Jay-Z and Rihanna are, like, friends from way back, right? Remember? And then after Chris Brown hit Rihanna, Jay-Z, like, wanted to kill Chris Brown, or at least he was very mad at him. And there was that time when he accidentally tweeted just Chris Brown and then it was deleted. And everyone was like, was that supposed to be like a DM, like a direct message to somebody being like, who should I kill Chris Brown?

Because he just tweeted Chris Brown and then deleted it right away. This is like 2009 or something. If he was about to say something really mean and awful and thought against it but accidentally hit it. But I'm just remembering now that him and Rionna go way back as friends, like way back. Well, there, I've found more sources on the JZ Rihanna possible affair. This is a source said Bay demanded to know who he was texting with at dinner, and when he finally admitted it was Rihanna, she ripped into him. Another theory just popped into my mind, though.

Hear me out. This isn't as spicy as it could be. Make it spicy. This is more based in, like, reality, observed reality, the way people get jealous of one another. What if they're not fucking, but Rihanna is going through some sort of other crisis, another crisis right now, maybe a romantic crisis or something. And her and JZ are like friends. Maybe they want to fuck. Maybe they're whatever, but they're really close.

Maybe it's one of these emotional cheating situations. And Beyonce is threatened by whatever emotional. It's not about fucking maybe, but it's about the connection they have. Well, that's what the source continues to say exactly that. Beyonce wants Rihanna out of the picture and away from her husband. Beyonce's always viewed her as a threat and has had a nagging suspicion. There's more to their relationship. Interesting.

And that is what will get you. Your emotional connection friends. Especially when they have the, if they have that agreement already, that's what, that'll get you. Yeah, then that'll really get you. And there's also, there are claims that Beyonce and Jay-Z might have an open relationship, but it does seem like that Beyonce will never actually give. Jay Z, an open relationship. Wow.

Yeah, she's against it. She's completely against it. Yeah, it's probably not talked about thing, but maybe it's a behind closed doors, you know? Yeah, that's what a source is. There's no way that Beyonce would ever agree to an open marriage. It's just not in her nature.

Jay is going to have to get in line and prove it to her or she's going to eventually walk. She's way too proud to put up with anything like that. Also, when I think about it in terms of being, like, in the spotlight as a famous person, like, just because I feel like the way things work, if Beyonce was ever caught sleeping with anybody else, else it would be like a way bigger scandal than if Jay-Z was ever caught sleeping with anybody else.

So she might get fucked over more by an open relationship. Oh, man, but imagine her just like banging the shit out of something. Yeah. Like hot background dancer. Yeah. She deserves it. If she wants it. Oh, this is something that I haven't heard.

That it turns out that Solange-Nol's fight was possibly because Jay-Z was having a relationship with a fashion designer named Rachel Roy. Oh man, I really want J.C. to be a better dude. But page six also said that it might have been Rihanna as well. And now page seven is saying it as well. Page six, voted it. Page seven confirmed it. That's right. That's right. No, we should have to get spies on them.

We should have our own paparazzi. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. We've got some people sending us emails already. Yeah, man. Yeah, we had a listener Adam sent us an email about how John Travol. almost killed 182 people in 1995.

That's crazy. Yeah, man. Get in line, John Travolta. That's a funny thing. It was the Orlando Sentinel that did the story. It was in 1995. And the headline was Travolta, lucky to live through incident. Besides the hundred and some other people who were also lucky to live through the fucking incident.

Apparently his cruiser that he was flying in, all of the electronics all shut out all at once. This just sounds like the movie Flight. Was he also on the O-Kane and fucking pounding on some stewardesses? Could be. Sewers, excuse me. Also, rich people should not be able to be pilots just because they're rich. They probably have to take a class. But all but that class is easier than it is for normal pilots.

He's been flying planes for a while. Which we know from I think you might like it. I think you might like it. But I also, I just want to say that I don't trust rich people. to take a class, learn how to fly, and then they think that they're pilots. They're busy acting all the time. They're not going to be competent pilots the way the pilots who fly all the time are. Although I don't know if John Travolta is taking the acting too seriously when he is acting, but that's fine.

You know, he's been flying since 1978. Sexy. He's logged more than 3,000 hours in his log book. But how does that number compare to what a normal pilot loss? He has seven different jet licenses. I've not He's trying Molly He's trying Molly

I mean he may have fucked all of the people that were administering the licenses But that's fine This was only 14 months after he married Kelly Preston Interesting Trying to end his life Trying to go on the lamb for the rest of his life Interesting

And you know who was in the driver's seat John Messina His long time Flying Flying partner D-Bernner. Getting some airhead, I guess is what it's called. According to three aviation sources,

Messina regularly flew his co-pilot of the Gulfstream, quote, to watch over Travolta and keep him out of trouble. Ew, I feel like given John Travolta Airhead is like eating the mystery flavor airhead. Yeah, that's what I, as soon as I said airhead, I was like, hmm, airheads. Yeah, man, mystery flavor. No, it's the white one. I don't know what's in it. I don't know where it's been.

It's a little bit sour, but it's not like blue raspberry. It's, like, kind of juicy. Yeah. But it doesn't turn my mouth a different color. I don't want a different, I don't want a mystery flavor. No. I love mystery flavor. Really?

Yeah, I'm really into mystery flavor. Um, um, apparently it's all of the ends of the other flavors jammed into one flavor. Really? Yeah, it's the Biddle's left over. Huh. That's why I like it so much. Yeah, man, it's a little bit and everything. Just like John Travolta.

Why isn't Bobby Christina dead yet? Man, Bobby! Bomber! Why they go to heaven? You've got to go towards the light. Man, you promised they were going to take her off. Is she doing bad? And they immediately took it off,

that they said that they weren't going to pull the plug. Is she improving? No, no, they just said all the, the only thing that we've heard is that she is in, quote, grim condition. Oh, poor, bad. That's according to a family member. No change in the last week at all. She did make it past the three-year anniversary of her mother's death, though.

Oh, good. I'm sure that's what she was really hoping for. Where is her boyfriend? I don't know, man. She was found by him. Nick Gordon. She was found by him? Oh, and it's like a brother boyfriend, too. Brother boyfriend and that she had unexplained bruises on her body. I mean, she did get into a car wreck like right before. Is anybody investigating brother boyfriend? Is it possible?

Is this? I thought he was under investigation. A criminal investigation is underway. but nobody's been charged with anything. Brother, boyfriend, you need to fucking get out here, man. You need to talk to the people. Talk about what happened. Was Bobby Christina depressed?

What happened? She was having a good time. He has spoken out. Yep. He says, oh, wait, his lawyer has spoken out. Boo. Oh, yeah. It says Nick Gordon.

Say, we send our regards to Bobby Christina and her family. He says he's praying for her. And he's denying reports that he's taking legal action to be able to see her because apparently the family is not letting him anywhere near her. Yeah. The lawyer said in response to reports that Nick Gordon is taking legal action, he would like to make it be clear

that he is not. Mr. Gordon's only concern is the recovery of Bobby Christina. He remains in constant prayer for his companion and he hopes to be reunited with her soon. Despite the incredible public interest, we ask and hope that this request can be resolved privately by Mr. Gordon and the family. No,

man, all he wants to do is distance himself as far as fucking possible. We'll try to probably get as much money as he can out of the situation and fucking check. Oh, yeah, man. You know Bobby Brown's aunt or Christina's aunt, Marion, obtained a restraining order against Gordon? Not good. Well, it's his brother. It's a brother-girl boyfriend.

I don't plan the family for being like, this is weird, y'all, brother and sister, not biologically, but basically. I think it's okay for the other members of the family to not be okay with it. It doesn't even necessarily mean that anything shady happened, but it's, it's, It's not surprising that the family members were like, hey, don't do this. Oh, this heavily Christian family doesn't want brother boyfriend around? Children, you are brother and sister. That's boyfriend and girlfriend. He is at the center of the criminal investigation.

Yeah, he should be that they say there might be some evidence that someone tried to cover up a crime scene. It's not unheard of that brother boyfriend, a brother boyfriend figure might be like a coercive, like I'm not trying to implicate him at all. But it's not... Sounds like you're implicating. I am implicating him. It might... It's... Might be, could be.

Hmm. Sounds like an implication to me. It's a loaded relationship is all I'm saying. Oh, yeah, man. Brother boyfriends are never going to end well. I'm sorry. It's two complicated relationships mush into one. Same as daddy boyfriend.

Daddy boyfriend doesn't work out either. Oh, Daddy boyfriend's bad. Can't take that at face value, a daddy boyfriend. Just like you can't necessarily take a brother boyfriend. of face value because there's some backstory there. Or a sister girlfriend. Or a sister girlfriend. Not just trying to blame men in the situation, although I think sometimes the blame might

disproportionately fall on them. But yeah, I mean, there's a lot of background there in those relationships, is all I'm saying. There's a ban called Sister Girlfriend. Gross. That's fucking gross. But you know what else? About the only thing, other things that Pamela Anderson's, you know, getting divorced again. Oh.

Is she giving it? Is she getting it? She's getting it. She's getting sucked on? She's old now. She's got hepatitis. Although did you guys see the unphotoshopped Cindy Crawford picture? No.

How does she look good? Yeah. I mean, she looks good for her age. Yeah. For sure. And then I love it because they released this picture of what she would look like, what she looks like on Photoshop. And they immediately, all these blogs were like,

yeah, but if they did Photoshop it, would look like this. She looks exactly like a woman her age. Who has had a child? Yeah. Oh, yeah, she looks great. Her stomach is just like a little, has a little bit of give.

I mean, I've never looked like that. Yeah, but she's still got a grass. She's got like 25 years on me. So she looks fucking great. Her thighs are incredible. Yeah, and her thighs still look great. And I think that, and people were like, oh, oh, well, maybe they photoshopped her thighs.

I don't think they did because, I mean, the whole point of it was that she wanted this. She wanted to do this. I see. So I don't think that they would have allowed that. And then in the Photoshop pictures, I mean, you wouldn't see what they would have done it. They had Photoshopped her thighs. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, all right.

They made her thigh skinnier. Yeah, they make it skinnier and just tighter. They just tighten it up. Oh, man. I really appreciate that, that unfodoshopped picture. She looks fucking fantastic. She looks fucking great. And everyone's just like, I like that it was a, uh, a,

flash of like people she did this but I was actually pretty happy that almost immediately was like okay yeah she did that yeah and that's great to me that I think that's actually a tiny tiny tiny step forward yeah for our generation yeah

yeah absolutely cool on Photoshop I'd prefer that she looks great and you see what a woman fucking looks like yeah you look like a living stop lying to me yeah man she's had children a living woman existing through time yes and she still looks wonderful. Yeah. Right. She's beautiful.

Absolutely. All right. It's time for the list. Whoa! Who's on the list? Marcus, got to have that list. The most generous celebrities. Whoa. All right. The ones who give the most, the most generous celebrity out there, Jamie Gertz. Who? From a, uh, that, uh, that's from a sitcom. I was thinking of her.

from the sitcom where her husband was that Irish guy Do you remember that? All I know is I know her from Twister. Also from Twister, yes. Damn. She's a psychiatrist and Twisted. Well, that is not. It's the other woman in Twister.

Do we know how generous Helen Hunt? She's the other woman in Twister. What is the name? Can I see her? I'm looking at it up. I don't know who she is. Here, look, that's her. Oh, she's hot.

Yeah, she was in Lost Boys. Boss boys. I forgot she was young in that. Entourage? Is that what you're thinking? Nope. Still standing. Yes. Still standing. It's because it was.

What are you doing watching still standing? It's because it was from the time of when I would watch everybody loves Raymond and King of Queens pretty much daily. She looks like she would be in one of those shows. And they would show that show in between them when it was on syndication. And that is why I've seen the show so many times. I recognize that guy. Because my mom loved all three of those shows.

We would watch them daily from 7 until 8.30. Or maybe it was 6.30 until 8. Are we aware of what charity she's giving to? Yeah. Oh, yes. Also, her husband, Antony Wrestler? I don't know who Anthony Wrestler is. I bet he's sexy.

I bet he's... Well, he's a businessman. And he looks like a businessman. He looks like the dad from 7th Heaven. And he's not like a business man. He's a businessman. If you were to ask me what a businessman looked like, it would be... They don't even touch each other.

He's like a stock photo of a business man. All the pictures of them are them like standing next to each other as if he was not real. Well, their foundation is the Ressler Gertz Foundation. Oh, wow. Yeah. Ressler Gertz. Ritzler Gertz. That's, uh...

You have a Ritzler Gertz. They gave a 10,000, 10.5 million dollars last year. Well, obviously he's got the money then because, honey, still standing and twister, she ain't got that money. I don't know. She was in ER and Alec McBeal. That's her in her from here.

But she wasn't in ER for that long. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. That's where I know her from. I knew she looked familiar. Yeah, like five episodes. Six episodes. Wasn't that.

And what is the Rettflord? Dr. Green, right? Yeah, she was also in Seinfeld. She was the Can't Spare Square. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Well, she was also big in the 80s. She was in the facts of life.

Oh, I knew she looked familiar. Boots, St. Clair. And also from still standing. Remember that blip of the sitcom in the early 2000? It was on for four years. I watched every episode. Are we aware of what the Retzler-Gertz Foundation donates to them? They have donated to the L.A. County Museum of Art.

They've donated to a Cedar-Sionai Medical Center. All right. All right. Dead kids. It's a lot of stuff. They're giving to a lot of stuff. They're giving to a lot of stuff. I'm sure children have died at Cedar Cyanai.

Yeah, yeah. We can support Museum and healthcare. That's good. Museum is eh, more so than dead kids. You should be making kids not dead. Anthony Resler, he co-founded the Private Equity firm Apollo Global Management in 1990 and co-founded

the private equity firm Aries Management in 1997. Put him on Shark Tank. Am I right? Did you make Fubu? I love Shark Tank. I'm sorry, Marcus. I'm out. I'm out. Yes, he is.

Oh, you're out? You don't like my idea? No, I'm out of wrestler gerts. I'm sorry. I'm out. You're investing in Fubu instead of Yeah, for show. Yeah, Fubu, good business model. Yeah, man, forest bias.

Oh, yeah. The next one, this is also another surprising one, Herb Alpert. You may know Herb Alper from this song. I don't know this song. Nope. Oh, yeah.

I've never seen the light and me and Molly's eyes go on on the same time. Yeah, man. Fuck yeah. Everyone loves Span. That's Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. And I know that Herb Alpert is rich as fuck because as a fucking record collector myself, I spend a lot of time searching through bargain bins.

And it is guaranteed that I will find at least no less than one and up to three Herb Alpert records in every single bargain bin in every single thrift store across the United States. That means he made a lot of records successfully? I mean, yeah, because he just would sell some. I mean, it was like, you know, whipped cream was a great one. I guess the one that Spanish liked said. It was Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. I don't know why, but Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass just sold records like fucking madness in the 60s and 70s. And Herb Alpert gives $9.1 million per year to charity.

Good. He's still alive? The Herb Alpert Foundation focuses on the arts, compassion, and well-being. Interesting. He's still alive, though? He's still going? Oh, yeah. $9.1 million. Unless did he have that much money that he just allotted a little bit every year to go?

Well, it's not per year. That's total. Oh, totally. That was a lump sum. Yeah, it's a lump sum there. Yeah, and he's still alive. He was born in 1935. Good for him. Good for him.

Good for him. Good for her. Go herb. Mel Gibson is on the line. Oh, God. But we don't want his money. Wherever he's given it, it's bad. Unless it's to the cave comedy radio.

If you want to give it to give it. We'll take it. Oh, no. We want him. We want the money. I will take Mel Gibson's money any day of the week. But he's probably giving it to creepy, creepy, like, Christ murder reenactment. He gave it to the AP Riley Foundation, which he started to support Holy Family Church.

Yikes. Yeah, it's going to be like a lot of, like, tackle women before they get abortions, organizations, and other types of things like that. However else you can torture. people with Christianity. Oh, yeah. It is, let's see here. Yeah, I'm looking into this place. $9.6 million. Let's see here. Radar online obtained a new federal tax filing. Shows the actor made a massive tax-free contribution to the Holy Family Church,

boosting its worth to almost $60 million. It's a Malibu church that was built by Gibson. It's congregation, 100 people. Wow. Yeah, 100 wealthy people. I believe this might be a bit of a tax shelter for old male. No, no, no, no, Marcus. Don't sit it.

Why? What women want, remember? Yeah, he knows what women want. He put on a bra. Now I remember. Remember when he put on a bra? Yeah, that's what women want. We have a fun woman fact right now, though.

A woman factory? Yeah, I found it a woman fact today. Fact. Fact. Fact. Three. Factory. I found a woman factory. They churning out women,

throwing them in the gutter, you've got to go fucking pick them up. But it is a fun factory. Okay, so you founded a woman factory. I was talking with Mr. Sean Donnelly, who is a stand-up. He's a wonderful guy. He just got back from the Middle East. He was doing a bunch of shows

out there. He told me today, which I think this is really interesting. He's like, you know they don't allow women to drive in Saudi Arabia? I was like, oh, yeah. And he's like, do you know why? I said no. He's like, they openly give the reason that women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia because it hurts their hips and it might prevent them from giving child birth. Are they allowed to sit though?

No, no, no, no, they can't sit. They can't sleep ever. They can't do anything else because they're hips. So, Marcus, I just want to let you know, like I can't do the podcast anymore, can't sit here because I have to give birth very soon. In my hands. Hips are all wonky. No, you just stand. Stand. I stand and sit? You stand.

You stand. You stand. You stand. You stand. Five hours. Five hours or no, you get five minutes. Sit down. You stand to them.

You stand. What's wrong? Why are you laughing? What is it? Get up. You're right. You can sit down. Get up.

Right. Sorry. I thought it was a fun fact. And the United States political, the United States has a very strong relationship of Saudi Arabia, despite their multitudinous women's rights violations. Oh, it's not just women's rights. It's human rights. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. They still kill people for sorcery there. Yeah, well, you know, put down that witch book. Stop reading Harry Potter, you fucking asshole. Fucking reading those witch books, man. Yeah, you're going to get burned to death. It's something to keep in mind when people talk, when the U.S. talks about certain Middle Eastern countries that are backwards about women's rights, Saudi Arabia, big friend of the U.S., not super progressive. I think he should be standing up while he's standing up while he's standing.

I'm sorry I have to stand up. You're really hurting your chances for child rearing at the moment. Forgive me I need to stand up. I thought you were Irish. You mean she's drunk? It's also Molly's birthday tomorrow. It's Kelly's birthday tomorrow.

One minute. I wish Molly a birthday. Happy birthday, Molly. Molly is your birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday Happy birthday

Birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday birthday birthday to you Yeah Is your fucking birthday Amar? No one cares about the verse

No one cares about the verse But you're not seeing all the kitty dancing pictures gifts that I'm seeing right now I mean, I'm sure it's great. And we're going to have to post it on Molly's Facebook Wall tomorrow because it's a fucking birthday. Very much, you guys. I am glad that you've introduced the tune of that song into my subconscious. Yeah, man, hell yeah.

It's going to fucking stick. I don't know why it is every once a week that song comes into my head. Yeah, me too. Even if it's no one's birthday. No, no, it's never anyone's birthday. No, it's just... Hello, Marcus. Nice to see you're gonna miss you.

you tomorrow all day. You can sing it to anything. Oh yeah, you can see into anything at all. Of course, me and Jackie just like to sing songs to each other. Of course. You know, like last week is, I'll see it. Marcus every day. Marcus every day.

Yep. So it's just, you know, it's a fun thing that we do. Bobby Christina, please wake up. Bobby Christina for Cincinnati. That's what Cissy Houston is singing All right, it's time for blind items Yay, we can't see them! What one...

Oh, oh, oh, these are Grammy and award season blind items. Love it. Oh, yeah. And this one fucking confirms Some of our theories from last week. Uh-oh. What one named singer

who won big at the Grammys one because the slimy sect he belongs to made a backhanded deal with the Grammy Board of Directors. The sect is doing as much damage control as they can because that documentary is proving to be a crippling blow. Exactly what I fucking said last week. The Scientologist did backroom deals with the Grammy Board of Directors to get back the album of the year award

so they would have someone shiny and nice to put up on a pedestal in the months leading up to the release of Goals. Going clear. Man, if there is one thing Scientology has, it is money. Connections to the entertainment industry. You are right.

You are right, Marcus, and I never doubted you, but you are not. Thank you, firm. Man, that is crazy. Fuck, yeah. You know, blind items confirmed. But confirmed. It's confirmed.

It's confirmed. In our hearts, for sure. Oh, man. Definitely in our hearts and minds. Well, I already did the Rihanna, Beyonce Blue Ivy one. It was good. That's a big one.

This one's kind of sad. This next one said This is at the BAFTA Awards Bafta Bafta What is Bafta? Oh yeah

Bachelor and fucking Tits Awards The British Academy of film and television Close It's like the

British Oscars That is It is not the British Oscars What's the British Oscars? I think it's the Bafters Right Isn't something like that Batschers

Bifters Bichs and Tits It's forever awards. Forever. That's what it should be. Forever. Forever.

Forever. We've actually got a friend that was nominated for a BAFTA award this year. We do. Our friend Logan Cunningham. Logan Cunningham, man. Oh, congratulations. Yeah, for his role in transistor. He was nominated.

He's, in fact, our friend Logan is going up against Kevin Spacey. Oh. It's pretty fucking awesome. Godspeed, Logan. He does the voice of a voice of him. Was Bastion? He was the old man in Bastion, the narrator in Bastion. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the same people that did Bastion. Transistor is the name of the game. He has a very sexy voice. Yeah, and he's going up against fucking Kevin Spacey. He's going up against the Little Girl in Walking Dead Season 2, who was great. She's going to, actually, all the people he's going up against, it's pretty amazing. So you're saying he's not going to win, but it is a pleasure just to be nominated. I hope they'll win.

I hope he wins too. cry four, the girl on the last of us. It's a pretty intense... Wait, so they do video games over there, but they don't do that over here. No. No, no, no. They have a... The BFTA has a game award section. Like, within BafTA,

they have one for video games and Logan's up for a performer. Boys and Tots fucking awards. Tater Tots. You made it a lot worse. It's hyphen Tater Tots. They're fucking Tainter Tots. You switch the F and the Tee. Yeah. It was bitches and tits before.

Thank you very much. Did I? I like, but you have tits for ever. Bishes and tits forever. Bidges and tits forever. A? Otherwise, it's like a nambla spinoff. You're right, you're right, right.

We don't want that. Well, let's get to this blind. That's what the A stands for. I'm sorry. It's and tits forever. Well, at the BAFTA Awards, this nominated actor was asked Katz not in a formal interview about the speech he would make if he won in his category.

He said, matter of fact, oh, I didn't prepare anything. I haven't won a major award in years. I'd be lucky to win a teen choice award. As he walked away, he sighed to his companion and said, is the season over yet? I don't think I can take much more disappointment. Oh, my God. He's a big, you know, we're big fans of him here at page 7.

He was in Birdman, nominated for Birdman. No, Michael Citton. Oh, Ed Norton. I love Ed Norton. He's in Grand Littapest Hotel. He shouldn't be that down and out upon himself. He's critically acclaimed. Maybe he should watch American History X.

I can, you know what? Let me call him. Sexy, sexy skinhead. I'll make you feel better. Yeah, man. Yeah, well, let's call him on the telephone. When you call someone on the telephone, it means you're sexting them over the phone. Oh, great.

I'm taking it back a generation. So they call and be like, uh-huh, uh-huh. You won my award, Edward Norton. Yeah, my Clint Award. My bitches and titties forever. Ah! We'll just leave that on his answering machine. Do people have answering machine?

Don't let those bastards get you down, over Norton. Bitches and titties forever. Ah! Oh my God, who's his partner? It doesn't say who was part. It was just a companion. Man, I would watch a porn of him fucking a dude. For sure.

He's so cute, and he's in Grand Budapest Hotel, and he is so cute and funny and great. And he's just getting better looking. Yeah, he is. He's aging very well. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Oh, tell him to not get so down on himself. Marcus, tell him.

Call him, Marcus. Yeah, I'll get on that. When you call him, give the phone to me, though. Yeah, I would like to also. It's, well, it's Molly's birthday, Molly. She talked to him. Put it on FaceTime instead of a phone. voice call. Yeah, so we can see how sexy we are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm currently wearing five layers. Yeah, I think Molly has four hats on. Two hats, three shirts, two pants. We're not moving fast, but... He has won a lot of awards in his life, but no major one. No big duties. It's like for primal fear, he won like Boston Society of Film Critics, best sporting actor, Kansas City Film Critics, Los Angeles

film critics. He didn't win American History yet. Or Fight Club? Oh, well, let's see here. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. For 2000, he didn't even win the MTV Movie Award for Best Fight. Really?

What's that, man. Awards are stupid. He's been in so many culturally important movies, so many culturally relevant movies. The fact that he hasn't won an award shows that awards are stupid, not him. Hell yeah, Molly. You was nominated for American History X for Best Act.

As he should have been. Yeah, man. Oh, man. Remember his fucking arms? Oh, my God. That's such a good movie. If I remember correctly. I haven't seen it since I was in high school.

Maybe it's problematic. It's a good movie. I remember loving it. It's not, you don't need to use that word. It is, I mean, you probably shouldn't refer to him as sexy in the movie.

I know, I know. He is, hmm, Photoshop out that swast a tattoo and he is a sexy. I mean, it's a film of redemption.

Yes. Yes, it's true. It's absolutely is. Yeah, I mean, he's won stuff like, you know,

St. Jordy Award for Best Foreign Actor for 25th hour. I don't blame him for being pissed about these tiny awards. Yeah. Of course. He's a huge actor.

But at the same time, it's like, but you're always doing great shit. It's not like you're in these, it's not like you're in Twilight. He's a cult, I mean, he is for a decade, for a decade. Two decades. Yeah. Since the early 90s. Right. He's been a culturally relevant actor in a bunch of great films.

And he still looks fucking hot as shit. It's true. If you, if awards don't recognize that, that's not a reflection on him. It's a reflection on award, the shortcomings of awards. He doesn't, he, I mean, Edward Norton is a, is a critically acclaimed actor, right? Like, what other, that's, that's bullshit. I mean, for the Screen Actors Guild for Outstanding Performance by a Cast,

he was a part of that. But he didn't win, he didn't win for supporting role in Birdman. Birdman. Yeah, yeah, Birdman. Yeah, he won the Critics Choice Award for Best Acting Ensemble. I feel like no one's going to win from Birdman, because that is an ensemble, that is an ensemble. that is an ensemble movie.

It is. I mean, Michael Keaton is outstanding, but that movie wouldn't be what it is without Michael Keaton, I mean, without everyone in it, supporting Michael Keaton. I think that that was an everybody thing. It really was. And also, for what it's worth,

Grand Budapest Hotel is also kind of an ensemble thing. True, true, true. It's like a very, like, everybody is great. I guess Ray Fines is like the lead, but everybody's great. The whole movie, you need everybody. You mean Voldemort? Because that's all he fucking is to me.

And plus Edward Norton, there's no way in hell. He's beaten J.K. Simmons. No, J.K. Simmons is so good. He's J.K. Simmons is going to fucking destroy him in Whipplesles. He's nominated for supporting actor. Yeah. Everyone should watch Whiplash specifically for J.K. Simmons. Who I've seen in a bunch of comedic things.

And, like, after I watched Whiplash, read a bunch of shit on. it and that like they I guess Whiplash is based off of a short film that was originally made by the same director and same writer and they made it into a long form film and Jakey Simmons was the same character he was the only one that crossed over and that he was

the only thing that kept the set light outside because he is such an intense character in the movie but the second it was off he was like paling around and like keeping everybody like just good mood guy like such a good fucking guy

And I was like, I think I'm in love with him. I think me, yeah, me too. I'm thousand percent in love with him. I like to imagine that he was the same way on Oz, which is also like the. Oh my God, so intense. Ever. I bet he has that smile. He has such a good smile.

He lights up a whole room. Yeah, even when he's playing the character of a neo-Nazi. I wonder if he knows that he still makes like girls in their 20s like wet. I bet he does. I hope he does. Those eyes so expressive. His eyes are very expressive. And just so amazing in the.

Spider-Man. Oh, he's great. This is right perfect. I just had to say it. Yeah, you had to, I understand. But he's really good

and fucking whiplash. And drumming, man, it's pretty fucking cool, Marcus. Thank you very much. You know what? I got to put a hat

to you on the wall. I am not one, one thousandth of the drummer that that guy in that movie is. No. Maybe you could be.

I could not be. I absolutely could not be. I value humans too much to be that girl. Oh, do you? He was a fucking asshole. Yeah, exactly. That's how you got to be if you want to be that good at drummer. I like the movie.

Everyone should watch the movie. It's so great because I feel like you want to root for somebody. You're like, oh, no, he's undruck. Oh, no, this guy's a bit. No, it's not about that. That's not fucking real life. No. That's not how it is.

Everyone's a fucking asshole. There's no drinking. There's no drug problem or anything like I was just like. Being an asshole. Yeah, it's just a bunch of people being dicks. and like what it takes to be really fucking good, like to be the best at something. Because you can't care about anything else or anyone else

except what your art is. No thank you. Check please. No, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play Far Cry 4. Yeah, and I'm going to go kiss all the boys. Molly, I hope you have a great fucking birthday tomorrow. Oh, thank you.

Very much. Enjoy 22. Wink. Oh! We're that all. We're lying about our age. 22 and Holden. My name is Jackie Zabrowski.

My name is Molly Neffle. I'm Marcus Park. Hell yeah. We'll see y'all next week. Next week.