Page 7 - Episode 138: Bananaman

Episode Date: October 7, 2015

Marcus, Jackie and Molly throw back to their favorite 90's prime time tv shows, dish reality TV star secrets, and talk about recent celebrity-related deaths. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Banana man. Been a lot of... Being a real banana man. Going down to the banana man. You ever remember that raphy song, banana phone? Banana phone. It wasn't there like a television show that sang banana phone too? There was bananas and pajamas.

Bananas and pajamas are walking down the stairs. Bananas and pajamas are chasing everywhere. Are they the Christian ones? No, that's veggie-tales. Bananas in pajamas, I don't think, could ever be a Christian show. Too phallic? Yeah. Oh, yeah, man.

Dicks and pajamas. Bananas in pajamas. Bananas in pajamas was a very weird show. Very weird. But they had really nice classic striped pajamas on. They did. I remember that, even though we were too old to watch it. Yeah, yeah.

But did they talk with their mouths, or did they, like, have an, like, an awesome. Omniscient speaking. Good question. Did they have like a banana flap? Banana flap. I'm a banana wearing pajamas. But that's how a banana would talk if he was wearing pajamas. A banana, I guess.

We're going to say, may go to pajama and everyone? It's a banana pajamas. The bananas and pajamas. Well, I'm in pajamas. We don't know why. I just imagine them very angry. You know, they can't shed their peel. No one can see their true inner fruit.

Yeah, they never got peeled. They were always in their full. wearing clothes. Their peel is a clothes. I imagine bananas like it better peeled. No, then they're dead. Yeah, but they were dead to begin with. I feel like then it's just like they're not as hot anymore.

So you're saying that bananas and pajamas are just sort of existing in an in-between world of horrors and nightmare? That's the thing. I feel like it's like the, I think it's some sort of, you know, metaphor for the everyday workman that has to go and put on his pajamas and get to

the work day. But he could never show the briny fruit inside. It's like bananas and business casual. Interesting. Bananas and business casual are going through their job. I'm Jackie Zerowski. I'm Molley's. I'm Marcus Parks. It's a banana day. Marcus Banana Man parks. I'm a banana man. Banana man. Been a real banana man over here in the corner. Yeah, man. Love a good banana. Yeah, man. I need my potessium. Hell yeah. It's going to prevent your

I'm glad because I'm covering bruises because I have problems. I get sore from drumming. Yeah, yeah. Bananas. That's good. Bananas are good for hangovers. Caitlin Jenner's not officially a murderer. Good for her.

Great. Good. That's great. I kind of wanted to see that like explode, though. Oh, I'm so glad for her. That's great. She is just getting her life started. She didn't need a murder charge.

to cope with. Yeah, but then it could have been like Orange is the New Black. And everyone would have watched her jail. That would have been awesome. Everyone would have been

paying attention to that. Yeah. So Dick Cheney could get away with even more evil stuff. He's still behind the scenes. He's still working on it. Are you bringing a last podcast to this? I'm not.

So was she exonerated? They say that there's just not enough evidence to charge her. Okay. That's boring. Yeah. I still do feel, obviously. very bad for the other person and the car crash.

Yeah. Yeah, someone still died. Yeah. I bet she paid off a bit, though, right? She might have. The sheriff's office said that they could not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Jenner's conduct was, quote, unreasonable. She was texting while she was driving, though.

I say it's not unreasonable. They couldn't prove. That's Bad Girls Club, though. I know that. I know you're not supposed to tax me to drive. That is Bad Girls Club. No, they have all these terrifying car commercials now where to prevent you from texting while you're driving, they have like Siri

robot in the car who's like, your friend texted, what do you want to say? I'll text you back later. See, but that just makes you think of watching like Henry talking to his phone like, Siri, text Jackie. Yeah, as he's like, texting, but staring at the phone like this.

Screaming it like my mother talking into a cell phone, which she still doesn't think, you know, you can hear properly in a cell phone. Yeah, Siri freaks me the fuck out. Siri's a idiot. I like the new Amazon. Amazon Robot. Oh yeah?

I thought you hated the new Amazon robot. I do. I do hate it a lot. I just, I like that you can change your name. Yeah? And that's kind of fun. You know what it calls you?

No, you can change like what you call it. Oh, so if I wanted to call banana man. Banana man. Text Colie. Text. Tex. Man, text Collie. Banana man text Banana Lady.

That's pretty good. So if I can't, if I put in. Her name is Banana Lady, then he'll text her. Yeah, but I think other than that, it's just kind of useless because it's just watching someone go, what's the weather like outside? Greg, what is the weather like outside? Greg. I'm named my robot.

She just fucking go outside, you idiot. Yeah, no, I don't want to have the robot be smart enough to tell what I'm asking it. I do like a robot named Greg, though. Yeah, I like that too. Greg's a good one. Yeah, Greg's a roken. And not because of Darwin, Greg, which that's immediately what I think about. I've been watching so much everybody loves Raymond.

But wasn't he a robot? Wasn't Greg a bit of a robot? Well, yeah. No, he was just a corporate. He was a corporate lawyer. He was a banana in business. In business casual. That was his problem.

Always wore the suit, though. Yeah, man. Don't they all. You've been watching that? Everybody loves Raymond? You've been watching so much of it. Bro! Have I talked about exporting Raymond on here yet?

Yeah, we're talking about it all over the place. I've been talking about it pretty much every single thing. So are you, in my head, the only time you can watch everybody loves Raymond is when you're home at like 5 o'clock in the afternoon. That's the thing. But that's what it makes me think of is like being after school and having just it on for hours. So now when I'm at home and I'm working on stuff, I just throw it on the TV. Is it on the Netflix? Oh, it's on the Netflix.

So you guys, if you need your fix, just jump on the Netflix. It's in that category of television shows that always gets put in like the shitty, like, it's after the. after school programming, but before any of the good... It's before the Simpsons. Yeah, right. Before the Simpsons. And friends. Like, King of Queens is there? Any of that show that... Wait, you're saying these shows are bad because I don't understand it because I'm

Reba is in that time slot. No, but Reba's on the C.W. And no, thank you. That show with the lady from King of... No, that's King of Queens. Grace Under Fire used to be in that time slots. And then they gave her the boot. I liked it when Sybil was around.

Sybil. Oh, yes, Sybil. loved Sebel. Uh-huh. And Murphy Brown. Murphy Brown, yeah. Murphy Brown was a little uptight. Was it a little highbrow for you? Yeah.

A little highbrow? It was just a little much. You know, she didn't have enough of a quirky friend. No, she didn't have any. She had a quirky bald man. Yeah, but yeah. Wasn't Murphy Brown, wasn't she just like a lady who worked? Yeah, that's a show.

No, she was a reporter. No, she was a reporter. Yeah, she always wore suits. She were pants suits, but she didn't look as good as, like, Diane. Keaton looks in a pantsuit. I'll tell you that. Yeah, no, she was a star reporter for FYI, a news magazine series. Okay. All right.

Yeah, she's sarcastic, ambitious, often self-involved, and a little bossy. Oh, she is, but that's all the things. Like, self-involved. But also dedicated and ethical. Yes, but that's boring. I know he likes a woman who's dedicated. I'd rather her be like, fucking all of her bosses. And so she keeps her job.

Yeah. That's something I'll watch. You want Ali McBeal. Yuck. I never want Allie McBeal. Oh, so thin. Who cares about a dancing baby? Yeah, I never actually watched Allie McBeal,

even though I lived through the height of its cultural relevance. I had just totally skipped it. What I hate about it is that it had the guy on it that looked like the weird, what is he, like, German Dutch guy that's in Ghostbusters 2? Remember the one that steals the baby? Yeah. The child. The child.

No, no, you must have no. Don't look at him. Please. And I always wanted that guy from Allie McBeal to be him. But instead, he just looked like it, and he just looked like an ugly version of him. Yeah, he's one of those guys that can never be anything else. No, no, no. Was that the same?

I don't think it was the same guy. I think it was the same guy. No, was it the same guy? I think it's the same guy. Oh, my God. multi-faceted, but still I would rather see him as the guy from Ghostbusters, too. I don't even know his name. It sounds like he's not multifaceted at all.

Peter McNichael. Let me see. Janosh. Janosh. Johnosh. Peter McNichle, yeah. And he was in Allie McBeal? Let me see here.

I think he was. I don't need to bookmark the Peter McNichael IMD page, Google Chrome. Save it as your homepage. John K. and Ali McBeal from 1997 to 2002. Good work, Jackie. I can't believe that. I just thought it was some idiot that looked a lot like him.

He was also in baby geniuses. Thank God. I mean, I have been meaning to throw baby geniuses on the boob tube lately. Adam's family values. Remember he was the shitty male council, yeah. John Cusack was in it, but she was married to Uncle Fester. She was the one that was. gonna kill Uncle Fester.

I gotta watch that again. It's pretty good. Yeah. You're gonna want that again. It's pretty good. I've seen it a million times, but not in a really long time. I have, you guys, I enjoy the ability that you guys have to make really

specific movie references and understand them. But I am just like so in a different universe. Molly, I did want to tell you about this new show that I'm watching that I really think that you would enjoy. The Great British Baking Show. It is on BBS, and they say,

Ready set, bake! And they're all British, and they all bake in a tent. And their first season is on Netflix, and it's fantastic. Yeah, all right? It's fantastic. It is not like American reality shows. It's, um, they just do it on the weekend, so they still have, like, their normal lives, not like they're in-house together, trying to bake and, like, all this stuff.

It's like, they just get together on the weekends. They do this big competition. It's a big deal. And when people don't do well, or, like, they don't do something right, it's not like they throw them through the ring or, like, Look at what a fucking idiot she is. No, they're just like, oh, she messed up. That's all, you know, you know, just going to taste it.

And it's all, oh, ho, ho, ho. I don't know how long to what you need for. And they have all these dumb names. And, you know, they say, like, honest. It's like, I don't know what that is. It's a niece. And, you know, they say all these fun. I don't know what that is either.

You know? They say, like, abershene instead of eggplant. Yeah, yeah. They say, I got all this dumb goop. Prawns. They've been fucking thrown around. Yeah, it's fantastic. Oh, yeah.

But there's no prawns. This is only baking. Yeah, only baking. Yeah. So I just wanted to say, you have to watch it because I'm obsessed with it. Okay, great. I love it. I'll watch anything where they are baking or cooking.

And so it's on the first seasons on Netflix, and then they are in the middle of the second season. That's showing on the PBS streaming. Oh. Gotta get into the PBS streaming, man. I love the PBS. Watch two twins that were born with their heads together. How do they get them separated? I love that one.

The babies. I'm going to go to the babies, and they've got one. One big head. You know, one big head. And it becomes two still pretty big heads. Oh, yeah, yeah, still pretty big head. They get them separated? Yeah, but one's dumb-dums for days.

Yeah. But the other one's fine. One got the smarts, the other one got... It's like the flat kind of corner. Yeah, well, you could only choose one. I mean, you couldn't have them both, you know. It's like a Bible story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jesus. You're right. It's like Sophie's choice, but with, you know, smarts. Smart. Yeah. You gotta choose one. But that's a Nova special. Anyway, Great British Breaking Show.

It's fantastic. Jim Carrey's wife, wife, ex-girlfriend. Was it, no, current girlfriend? Ex-girlfriend. They had just broken up, and some say that it might have been because... Oh, how sad. She was so young. Oh, how horrible.

Why are you laughing about that? She was so young. She really was. He was a 65-year-old. Oh, my God. It's the British baking show. That's the problem. She was so young and praying.

She was. And then, he had some kind of, he came out. What did he say about it? He said he was deeply saddened by the passing of my sweet Kath Riona. She was a truly kind and delicate Irish flower, too sensitive for this soil, to whom living and being loved was all that sparkled. Wow. I mean, it's a. It's a bit of a flowery statement to give, you know, it's a little bit much.

Especially ex-girlfriend where it's like, what happened? Like, did she go crazy? But then have you seen pictures of what he looks like right now? He looks like the Grinch with a beard. It's thrush beard. Thresh beard? That's what it looks like. He's thrush beard.

What's thrush? It's like a... Oh, okay. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about where it comes out a little bit too far and it's just like... Yeah. Yeah.

It's like a lot of it. is coming from the neck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of it's, and it's just too long. Yeah. Is he doing anything right now? He is doing something. He has to be doing something. He's Jim Carrey.

Yeah, but what, so, I just wonder what happens. He's had a, he really hit his stride, you know, from like 88 to 96. And I feel like he's had a, I mean, he's been fine, but he hasn't really landed. Yeah, it was the, the dumb and dumber sequel. That was the last thing he did. But now he's in a movie called The Bad Batch, which is in post-production right now. A dystopian love story in a Texas wasteland set in a community of cannibals. We talked about this.

It's got Jim Carrey Keanu Reeves and the guy from Jason Momoa from Game of Thrones, Caldrogo. Oh, Caldrogo. Oh, Godrogo. And Giovanni Ribisi. Oh, I love Giovanni Ribisi. I know you do. Because of the other... Because of friends.

Oh. And also because the other sister. I actually assumed it was because the other sister. Daniel. Daniel. I can't believe I opened myself up to that when I didn't even happen. Jevon Abisi wasn't friends? Yeah, he was Veebe's brother.

Yeah. It was kind of weird and kind of like sticky and I loved him for it. Because you remember Jivon Aribisi and his wife wanted to have a baby, but they couldn't because I think she had a bad womb. She was old. Yeah. She was older. She had a bad womb or something like that.

So Phoebe carried the babies. She had the babies for them. They were twins. I totally forgot about that. Yeah, it was like two seasons. Yeah, Molly. Okay, so here's the thing. I know that everybody on Earth has rewatched friends in the last year.

It's very hot right now. I haven't watched it. You just remember? I've just seen it. I've seen every episode 100,000 because it was on from 7 to 9 every single day. So I watch it every day. No, I just, I've only ever seen them really once when they were coming on because it was on the same night as Seinfeld.

That's, yeah, I did that. I enjoyed, I enjoyed, yes, it was a wonderful night of programming. Thursday nights, man. Thursday night, must see TV. That was a good time. It was a good time. It was a great time. Yeah.

But for some reason, that plot line with Phoebe and the twins very much sticks out to me. I was invested in that. That's the thing. I haven't watched it since that time either. And I used to love, I loved friends. I loved friends. I loved Seinfeld and I loved E.R. But I have not gone back and revisited.

I've seen every episode of Seinfeld a jillion times, but friends, I just never went back. And apparently it didn't absorb as much of it. You really don't have to go back, though, because my roommates have been currently watching it from the start, and I don't want anything to because I know it so well that I just can quote it as they're watching it. And not just because it was always on. Yeah. But at the same time, I was just recently going through my DVDs, and I pulled out my copy of Practical Magic. and I think that I'm going to set up my DVD players so that I can watch it because remember Dr. Kovach is in it.

He's the bad guy in it. Sandra Bullock. It's Nicole Kidman, their witches. Oh, yeah. Let's watch that Halloween or something. Oh, my God, I love. Dr. Kovach was the sexiest man on ER. Oh, Dr. Kovach. Luca, right? Luca.

He was from Croatia. Oh, my God. He had that weird accent. Oh, yeah. He was dreaming. Yeah. Dreaming. And he was a.

bad guy in practical magic Like he was like the bad Like a kind of alcoholic Bad Boy boyfriend Like a motorcycle Ooh Ooh that movie gets me Kooky Kooky

And I haven't watched it in a million years Oh my God I had a book that was like I was so obsessed with ER when I was a kid My parents got me like a book And it was like behind the scenes of ER And it was like They got you a book

They got me a book about ER And it was like Here's how they do like Fake blood And I like read that book Cover to Cover A million I love that.

Anytime I hear that dumb, not dumb song, the Hawaiian guy's version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow that played when Dr. Green dies. Oh, my God, I cry. I remember I had to watch that last episode by myself in my bedroom, and I, like, put it on my TV, and I just sat there, and I just wept. And every time I hear the song, I hear the beginning of,

ooh, who, and I'm like, no, no, not the song. Anything with the song? That's the green water. Oh, man. That's the green wire. If you type in somewhere over the rainbow, like ER comes up. We got to. It is such a good, it was such a good use.

Because remember he went to Hawaii because he was like, like, I know I'm about to die. What do you die of? Cancer. Cancer. Cancer. Yeah. And his daughter was such a bitch. She's awful. Oh, God.

You know what I would do is rewatch. Rewatch ER. I would definitely rewatch ER. but starting like, I want to watch it. Was Noah Wiley in it from the beginning? Yeah, and he was such a hot, baby, man. He was a hot baby man.

He was so young. He was probably like 22. Especially looking at it now, it's like, because I have recently looked up pictures of Noah Wiley. I don't know why. Current pictures of Noah Wiley? No, no, I was looking at pictures of him for when he was on ER.

1994. I mean, he still looks good. Oh, he does look good. He does still look good. Oh, look at that tan. If you look up his IMD. picture, ooh, he's just the right amount of tan. Got a nice tan. He's been out in the sun

all day. I think it's because he probably doesn't do anything after ER, because I imagine he probably made enough money to never do anything ever again. Yeah, I don't think he did anything. Yeah, he was in Donnie Darko, remember? Oh, sexy teacher. Yeah, he was sexy teacher in Donnie Darko. He was in W that

Oliver Stone. Never would ever see that. No one watched that. No one saw that. Too soon. They just shouldn't have done it so soon. Yeah. Wow. ER went went until 2009. Yeah. Oh, see, I must have stopped. I must have stopped.

When did it start? What was this first? 94! Yeah, so I think I probably watched from like 94 to 2003. Yeah, I would say I probably got to like 0506. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

Were any of the original still there by that place? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Julianna Margulies was still in there? I like her. Oh, yeah, I like her. Clooney. And who gives an F? When you look at George Clooney, when you, like, in the beginning,

of that show, how was he seen as the sex symbol, and Noah Wiley was not seen his sex symbol? You know what? I even wanted to bone Dr. Green more than George Clooney. You are going to regret what you're saying right now. I'll never regret it. Why are you so angry with George Clooney? Don't talk about the man he's dead.

George Clooney was a gorgeous big hair to 80s dovis. Yeah, but Dr. Green was a good father and like he was such a moral doctor. Yeah, but George Clinton was a pediatrician. He saved children. Yeah, but I guess He had the snark.

I didn't want the snark. He was real. Oh, my God. I really want to go back and rewatch the R. I wonder if it's on Netflix. It's not. It's not. Shit, why not?

Where are we going to do? There's so much 90s nostalgia right now for everything. Why not? Although I did after our discussion last week, did go back and watch some unsolved mysteries on YouTube, and I don't know of you. It sounds like you didn't do the same. I didn't. I didn't. Oh, by the way, you can get NetV.

You can get ER if. you have the DVD plan on Netflix. You can have them physically sit to your house. What am I, 85? Yeah. Who has the DVD plan? No, I still have DVDs from, like, when Netflix started, their DVD program that I never worked. See, I always lost them.

That's why I got off the DVD plan because I just get losing them having to pay for it. Right. Yeah, I mean, when I say I still have them, I mean, like, I'm going to find them when I move. Like, that is right. I'm in debt for them. No, what the fuck Netflix? Get with it. People would rewatch the first. fuck out of ER. Everyone's re-watching friends right now.

We're in the 90s like revival. Nostalgia. Yeah. Everybody just wants to pretend that they're, you know... That we're young again. Exactly. So give me some young, goddamn Noel Wiley. And also, it's like, take the law and order off. I don't give all fuck about law and order. We've already

watched it too many times. We've done the law. It's done. I'm on Deep Space Nine. Interesting. It's great. It's the grimy Star Trek. Yeah, people love Deep Space Nine. Yeah. It's really cool. Oh, and also the one thing that I'm really, really, really into right now, again, me and the lady you're watching it. Lost.

Really? Eh. Love Lost. I've never seen it. Huge Lost fan. I got like halfway through the second season, I gave up. Yeah. The first season was really good.

And then I got lost myself. Yeah. Thank you guys. Thank you. I've been working on that for a while. Maybe I should give it a second chance, though. I don't know. Give it a second chance, man.

I'm having a great time watching it. We both are. In fact, that's what we're doing tonight. She sends me a text and she says, hey, want to... Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't fucking say it.

I'll get lost tonight. To be fair, we did just applaud Jackie's last joke, so I don't think we should be so hard on Kyle's last year. I deserve the same jokes. I deserve the glass. It's the exact same joke. I guess it's like I never watch any of the Star Trek either. I feel like, I don't know.

Not enough sexy guys. I'm a huge next generation fan. People love Deep Space Nine. We mentioned Deep Space Nine on Radio Dispatch, and we got like 100 emails from people being like, here is my relationship with Deep Space Nine. People love, love, love Star Trek. Yeah, man.

Put in a while in it. Watch Tricy. Didn't I tell you this is one of my... I've seen Trek. You've seen the documentary, but I also. I've never seen Star Trek, because I think that some of it was lost on me. See, I've never seen Star Trek, but watching Trekkies made me really appreciate Star Trek. Oh, yeah, and how much they love it.

But at the same time, like, I also watch Bronies, the fucking My Little Pony documentary. Oh, there is. I want to watch that. Yeah, watch it. It's called Bronies. I think it's still on Netflix. Oh, yeah. It's all about dudes that are obsessed with my little pony.

And that didn't make me want to watch my little pony. Just made me go, wow, people are really obsessed at this working show. I've really liked my little pony when I was, like, a three-year-old girl. And also, like, the new. ones are all sexy ponies. Yeah, I don't like those sexy ponies. They're sexy ponies. Yeah, they're too sexy. Oh, I don't like those sexy ponies.

Too sexy. Take your mascara off, a little pony. Yeah, they got a bunch of makeup on. They got those big, high asses. And I don't want to slut shame the ponies, but they're clearly, like, too sexy. Sexy ponies. Too sexy for my ponies. Let me show you this. Here's Jonathan Frakes. This is Commander Will Riker. He's got good eyes. You're right.

Yeah, and you're looking for a good looking guy. He's a good-looking guy. I'd have sex with him. Only if he was wearing the outfit, though. Only if he was wearing the outfit. Broad shoulders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Broad-shouldered plays the trombone.

Played the trombone in the show? Yeah, not very well. It's a passion project. He loves it. He loves doing it. But there's just some songs you just can't quite get. Wait, he plays trombone in space. Yeah.

Trombone survives. Do you think there's not an obnoxious? I feel like, no, I feel like they're not. Aren't they too busy, like, dealing with aliens and shit, that they stop and have, like, a musical number in the middle of it? So, I mean, they have recitals. It's like a utopian. Star Trek is like a utopian vision, right?

Yeah, it's a utopia. Yeah, it's when all the Earth has come together into one world where we are able to not only explore the universe, but we are also able to form a federation of planets that are all planets that have put aside all of their specific, or their different differences, on their own planet to form a one world government. See, now...

I realize that Star Trek sounds more boring because I thought Star Trek was X-Files but in outer space. In my head, it was X-Files in outer space. Kind of sort of. It's just a bit of... But instead, there's more peace and there's trombones. I don't think I can get on board with this. I'd rather X-Wiles in space.

I think that should be a new show. X-Files in space? Yes. Well, there's going to be new X-Files. I know. Did you watch the trailer? There's a trailer? Yeah.

What? But at the same time, I still feel like in my head, I'm just like, kiss. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. But they did kiss. I know, and then it took all the magic away. Not in the trailer. No, they kissed in the past. Yeah.

In the movie? I just want to watch them fuck. I just want the whole sex tape. Yeah. Yeah. I need it. Yep, nothing for it. And David Ducominy is addicted to sex.

To sex. But I bet they have fucked in real life. Oh, yeah. Right? Have you seen the fall? Have we talked about the fall? No, we haven't talked about fall, but I hear that it's really great. Oh, God.

She's, Jillian Anderson is... Still looks foxy as hell. The fall is weird. It's got the guy from 50 Shades of Grey and who's really hot, but he's like a hot, terrible murderer torturing woman torturing. He tortures women in a really sexual way, and Jillian Anderson has to stop him. And it's great.

It's really great. I think it's on Netflix. It's on one of them. It is on Netflix. Watch it. Oh, my God. She's foxy as fuck. You want to.

sleep with her when you watch it's more the David DeCovney you know thing I know but I'm telling you she will do the heavy lifting I was a David de Coveney gal myself but you will enjoy watching Julian Anderson in the fall I guarantee it she guarantees it I guarantee it she's like the men's warehouse you're gonna like the way Julian

Anderson loves the way he makes you feel I guarantee it well really there's not a whole lot going on in celebrity news this way I feel like I want to talk about sister wives but I know that you guys are you know not on the sister wives bandwagon and I'm upset they're having a custody battle well no the thing is is that I haven't seen the latest season because

it's not on Hulu yet and I know that Mary who's the first wife divorces the husband but I thought that it was like more of like a way so that he could marry Rob it I don't really understand the thing but she was she got catfished I just came out today that Mary from sister wives who's the first sister wife was talking to a man online getting to know him and it turns out the man was a woe man. Yeah, man.

And so she's all upset because that's definitely against their Mormon shit. Uh-huh. So she's all upset about it. She got catfished. Well, I've been watching a lot of cake boss marathons on TLC. Which is very similar to Sister Wives. I've seen a lot of commercials for Sister Wives. Oh, okay.

And I don't mean to do any spoilers, but they seem to be in the midst of a custody battle. And then, well, because it has to be over, but at the same time, over what? She's got the oldest kid, and Mariah's in college. So it's like, what custody battle is that? This is my problem. I love Sister Wives. I know. There are just so many episodes of it, and I love them so much.

I don't understand why you won't watch CakeBoss. Because I think it's Dumbo for days. No, it's not fair of you to save. You'll love it. It's a crazy loud Italian family. See, yeah, but I'm in the middle of watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. Why would I watch Cake Boss? I got my enough of my Italian family.

How am I going to make a cake that's a building that's on fire and there's smoke coming out of the cake and then water's got to shoot out of the cake to put out the fire? Yeah, but I got to do it by Friday. That's my problem. They're cakes you can't eat. I know. He brings cheek cakes on the side that you eat. Yeah, and it's like that's sad. I want to make cakes I could eat.

He does make some cakes. There's a lot of shots of mixers. Mixers? Yeah, they have a lot of fake B-roll shots of like a whisk going into a liquid. Oh, you were going to ban for you. I can't believe you like, you are from Italian, enthusiastic Italian. Real Housewives of New Jersey. Oh, God.

I'm so mad. Talk about the bobbies? It's like when you won't watch Empire. She's doing it. She's holding. I'm touching my bubys. You'll love Empire and you'll love cake bobbies. It's not fair.

I want a fake ass. I want fake bubys. There's probably some fake bububbies in Cake Boss. It's New Jersey. Do they talk about their bubys though? No, but there's a lot of sister drama. Damn it, you'll love it. All right, I'll try it.

Just try it. You'll get hooked. It's on Netflix. There's a lot of sisters. And that's easy for me. I can just play it. He's always like, my sisters won't fucking shut their mouths. Oh, that's one.

Yeah. All right, I don't watch it. Like a delightful patriot. In my head, it was like Cupcake Wars. No, it's much better. No, it's like, just take real housewives, but imagine that they're fighting about cake. But they're making cakes. Okay, all right, I don't watch it.

All right, you convince me. You convince me. Cake boss? Yeah. Ah. So I did a bit of Googling. I did a bit of Googling and it says that apparently got some juicy secrets about favorite reality shows here from internet people. Just a little doing a little whisper, whisper, a little hush. They said that apparently buddy, you know buddy.

He's the main character. Never there unless he's filming a commercial at Carlos Bake Shop. Yeah, because he started a bunch of other stores. Yeah. Then you know what? The wedding in Italy? Fake. Totally fake.

Yeah. Spoiler alert, Marcus. Spoiler alert. No, I mean, I think Buddy, okay, so I may or may not have found all of the people from Cake Boss on Instagram. And spent a lot of time looking at their Instagrams. And I'm a little bit worried about the family unit because they're Italians. They're New Jersey Italians. Family is very clearly important to them.

But Buddy is addicted to work a hall. and he's never around for his children. However, it's a family drama in a cake form. You have to watch. I understand because Caroline from Real Honest Wides in New Jersey goes, family is family. Family comes first with thickest thieves, and you never cross us.

That's her phrase, and that's her thing. Whenever they show her, they say that. You never cross us? Yeah, with thick as thieves. But they probably aren't. They probably cross each other. Oh, my God, they do. I don't even get into it because there's so much drama.

There's so much drama. I just need to be fake and more plastic in me. God damn, they look so good, man. Their faces don't move. They've got the bubby's. And it's like that. It's just like, you imagine having an ass. I mean, no, Marcus, Banana Man, Parks understands.

But like, they got fake ass. Oh, yeah, I got a whole bunch of banana ass. Yeah, yeah, it's a banana ass. I got banana ass. I don't think anybody wants a banana ass. I got bananas in my back pants. How many dicks you got? You got too many dicks?

I got no bananas and flip, but many bananas in the back. Bananas in the back plums in the front. I mean, it sounds like you're just tucking. It sounds like your dick is so long that when you tuck it, it comes out the back. Which that's fun. That's like you're sitting on a skateboard. Another little secret as far as, the reality shows go? Yeah.

Here's what you want to hear something about Guy Fieri? Yep, God. You mean gaffiare? Gaffiari. Apparently, it is extremely difficult to edit a single episode of his show because he spends a lot of time staring at women's tits. Oh, God, I'll bet. That guy is a fucking creep on wheels.

But what about the hairdresser? In my head, he's still bonking his dude hairdresser. Remember they had that big blowout in the airport? That's right. I'll never forget that. Because every time I look at him, was like, of course he fucks his hairdresser. Because the only person that he probably spends that much time with is his hairdresser.

Guy Fierty, the type of dick that looks at women's tits not to get turned on by them, but to just make everyone else know that he's looking at their tits. I'm looking at the tits. Oh, I like tits. I'm a tit man. He's like that type of duch who would just be like, it's about me looking at tits. It's not actually about his own dick, it's about other people thinking about his dick.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Probably a terrible lover. He's probably so greasy. So greasy. He probably never takes his backward sunglasses on. And he's probably covered in hair gel. And always wearing a bowling shirt.

Ew. And they do it in the grocery store. Yeah. And also it's like you fuck him and he's like he's sweating. He's just sweating so hard. And like all the orange comes off on your hands. Oh, God. And he's got these.

just sweaty hair gel. Ew. Got you a lot. Oh, got you, have you guys ever had a time in your life where you wore a lot of gel in your hair? No.

Sweat it, yeah, I used to wear a lot of gel in my hair. I have, you know, like had pseudo dates with dudes that had a bunch of gel in their hair. Yeah. I've worn it for Halloween and stuff. It's just gross. Yeah, and then it sweats down.

Sometimes if you really sweat bad, the hair gel, like your hair will actually sweat down in your entire forehead just becomes this weird goopy, it has this weird goopy film on it. You can actually reach up and you can

draw a line across your forehead and you can visibly see it. It's so gross. What you're saying makes me think of middle school. Middle school, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so much air gel and like obviously they didn't wash their hands so you try and dance with them. Is it jizz or

is it gel? I hope it's gel. Honestly, you don't know I hope it's jiz. Going to go against type here. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go with Jets. All right, it's time for the list. Tozah! We'd have that list.

Quarky restaurant dishes named after famous people. Oh, oh, how quirky can they be? There's a Martha Stewart hot dog. What? Not a hot dog. Is it in jail? Hey. Hey, a joke from six years ago.

A Martha Stewart dish should be like a fucking casserole or something. Yeah, it's something with fondant on it. Yeah. It's a nine-inch dog. With relish, onions, bacon, chopped tomatoes, sourcrowt, and sour cream. Fuck, I would eat the fuck out of that. That sounds great, but nothing about Martha Stewart is that? Yeah, she's too classy for that.

Yeah, she would never eat that. Do you imagine her eating a nine-foot-hound? No, she actually stopped by and tried it herself. She's eating it. I just feel like nothing with sourcrow on it makes me scream Martha Stewart. Nothing. Like a baked potato? That's not Martha Stewart.

No. No, I feel like she makes like... A bowl of chili? That's not. Martha Stewart. I don't know. Martha Stewart can get a little dirty. She's saucy, I know.

She's saucy. But then, like, make it like a holland-ays. Make it like an ex-benefit. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. But this is at Pink's Hot Dogs. Pink's Hot Dogs is...

It's not going to have any Holland days. Oh, I've been to a Pink's Hot Dogs. Yeah, Pink's Hot Dogs. They're pretty good. Delicious hot dogs. A wonderful hot dogs. It's a whole L.A. thing. Okay.

Dumb L.A. Lady Gaga's got a sushi roll. I love sushi And you love Lady Gaga Well I used to love Lady Gaga But that was 2009 Yeah now Now the Tony Bennett thing lost you

I've just come to realize that I don't dislike her But I'm not as a defender of her as I once was What's in the sushi roll? Is it a bunch of hair spray? Mm-hmm It wasn't good at all That wasn't even a good joke

And the slightest I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said it. Good one, Jackie. Yeah, yeah, got her. I got her good. There's apparently a lot of restaurants around the country that have a lady Gaga sushi roll. She's really into fish. She's got a $70,000 Japanese fish collection. Yeah.

Well, but she's, I mean, that's not for eating. That's for looking at, right? That's what I don't understand. That's for looking. Maybe it is for eating. Does it say what's in the sushi roll? Well, one of them has barbecued eel in it. A lot of sushi has that, though.

Okay. Yeah, gaw-y. I don't know, but maybe the barbecue. Yeah. I just love sushi. What if it's covered in mayonnaise? That would be fun. I eat that sushi.

I like mayonnaise. I mean, it depends on what kind of mayonnaise. Yeah. Isn't spicy? Like, that's just mayonnaise. Yeah. It's got mayonnaise. I wouldn't want sushi named after me, though.

I'd like any kind of food. Sushi, though? I feel like sushi just has too many connotations. Yeah. Smelly, fishy, pussy. Pussy. It's pussy. Specifically pussy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Specifically put, yeah, yeah. Avrilavine's got a pizza. Ooh. Yeah, that makes sense. Pepperoni mushrooms and green olives. It's just like this. I feel like if something was named after a person.

It should be something. thing that's like, yeah, man, we threw a bunch of squid ink on top. It's like, oh, I don't know why we did it. It's covered in squidding. Especially, yeah, it needs to be somebody, okay, so what I don't like about these three people so far is like Martha Stewart

actually does make a bunch of food. So if you're going to make a hot dog about her, get some, yeah, Hollandeys on it. And then like Lady Gaga and Everleven have nothing to do with pizza. Everybody loves pizza. This is from La Pizzeria in her hometown in Ontario.

Okay. You know, she's Canadian. Oh, God. Canadian pizza? Don't get me started. Canadian. Don't get me started. What's it different?

Not as good. Everybody knows it. Don't, ugh, don't even give me a slice of Canadian pizza. She's Canadian that makes so much sense. Yeah, it does. Yeah. And she's also married, she was married to the nickel bag guy. Was married to the nickel bag.

Also Canadian. Limes. And she had limes. Yeah, that's probably why. She's a Canadian. Of course, they've all got limes. She had a real hard time. Is Limes a Canadian thing?

Sure. They got a bunch of tics and woods. A lot of dears. Yeah. A lot of deers. Yeah. Canadian things. Was I talking about that?

Yeah, we're talking about like Canadian Thanksgiving. I was just talking about it again because somebody came into my shop asking for pies for Canadian Thanksgiving. And I was like, oh, do you want me to put some moose in it? And she didn't think it was funny at all. Oh, get over yourself, Canadian Thanksgiving lady. I was just like, oh, I was just, my brother says, and then I said she didn't give a buck. She didn't like that I made a moose joke.

Oh, please. I'm from Iowa. If I came in and I was like, I wanted something to celebrate Iowa, and you were like, should I put some corn in it? I'd be like, yeah, good one. Four! Yeah! No, never heard it before. Joaquin Phoenix has a vegan sandwich.

Ugh. We also had a hurricane. Yeah. That he did, yeah. This one's got curry tofu salad. Oh, God. Is Joaquin Phoenix a vegan? Oh, yes.

Apparently he's been a vegan since the age of three. Oh. He was a vegan before vegan was cool, and that means he's cool. From the age, that is... I shouldn't go on the styatrib right now. He said that he saw a fish flopping around before being killed, uh, and he yelled and screamed and cried. and never ate meat again.

I met a vegan baby. She's an eight-month-old baby that came into the shop with her grandmother. She said, oh, with the baby's vegan. How unhealthy is it? It looked small. Yeah. It was small and it looked sad.

You can't have a vegan baby at eight months old. Yeah. Baby shouldn't be vegan at eight months old. Milk, you don't give a fucking break, dude. Man, vegan baby? Mm-hmm. Vegan baby? Vegan baby.

Bad stuff. Oh, my God. God. Bad stuff. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about what babies are supposed to eat, but. Oh, you got to start learning.

Why? Why? I got something in my uterus that makes nobody want to live there. I don't have got to worry about that. That's because you're getting married soon. So now I got to start learning about babies. Oh, I see. That's what happens.

I read the Bible. I haven't read the Bible. You've watched 19 kids and counting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And finally, guess who has a chicken sandwich? Who? Who? Who?

Guess. Okay. Chicken sandwich. A chicken sandwich, I would say, I mean, it could be a multitude of people. Yeah, give us a hint. Yeah, give us a hint. Yeah, give us a hand. Not an easy hint, a hard hand.

Boss. Cake boss. Bruce Springsteen. No, no. Oh, too easy. Yeah, way too easy. All right, who could be the boss? Is it like Hugo boss?

Is Hugo Boss still a thing? Think of it as a title. He's the boss, but it's not Bruce Frankstein. No. Trump. No. He could be the boss of America. Who else could be a boss?

It's not in like a television show? Ask yourself, who could be the boss? Oh my God. Tony Danza. No. What's his name? Scott Bego? No.

I mean, you're in the right ballpark of Tony Danza. Okay. Who else was? Who is the bus? Who is... Who is... I really hope it's true to the point. Who were they the boss?

Bitch kids. Alyssa Milano. Yes, it's Alyssa Milano. Is it really? She's got a chicken sandwich. Again, for the big disband. Yeah, it's Elizabeth Malano. Why?

Why? Why does she have a chicken? Who gives a fuck? I've got Alyssa Milano. Who gives a fuck about a chicken sandwich? wish named after Melissa Milano. Nobody. Wow, somebody made, I love that somebody made this list.

It's out in Brooklyn, yeah, at Lione Italian Italian heroes. We gotta go. Oh, yeah, and the Alyssa Milano is apparently the favorite among it's like the regular's coming. It's a chicken color with prosciutto, mozzarella, and basil. It's a bit of chicken

parm. Yeah, as one y'all reviewer puts it, let's describe Alyssa Milano at Leonie's. She's beautiful. full in person. She has a nice tan. Oh. Perfect size. And packing quality meat. Ew.

Stop trying to fuck the sandwich. Most importantly, she satisfies my needs when I give her a bite. Ew. God. Jesus. Oh, how I love this sandwich. Oh, poor. Elizabeth Milano's like, changed the name.

I would have the name change. After that, I would say, no. You know what? Take away this whatever a weird gift you gave me. I'm naming the sandwich after me. And if you're ever going to name a food after me, I would actually want it to be vegetarian so that people can't be like, me, me, sexy, because people wouldn't be like,

it's a broccoli sexy thing. See, I would like, like, I would want all of like forever in time the cut of meat rump roast to be referred to as a Jackie Zabrowski. It's like, see that, see, I want the opposite of that. I want a big hunk of meat. There's nothing going about maybe. some gravy on it, put in the oven go slow cooking. I was, uh, on radio

dispatch, I was recently talking about your your, um, your, uh, ham my hams? Put a ham in the slow cooker and put, cocoa. Yeah, yeah, and some sugar. Yeah, it's brown sugar. Yeah, your ham coke. So good, man, secret, man. Never heard of ham coke. Dude, that is how you make a

ham. Carmelizes, oohch. Brumperos. Rumprose Shaggy Zborowski All right Stop for the list Who's on the Why you live in me hang? Why?

Because we just did the list Oh Marcus We can't see I can't believe You can't remember We just sing the song together Like it wasn't memorable to you at all

I have a Dieter reaction When I hear who's on the list I start singing Man you have us trained Like monkey Who's the list Okay.

This is a political one. A little bit of political. Donald Trump. This married, permanent A double plus list celebrity president has been well behaved over the past six months. But even he could not pass up a chance to hook up with this permanent A-list supermodel. Oh, please. Who always attends his charity functions. So Obama

The older bush Not Obama The older bush Who's Bill Clinton Yeah Oh that makes me Way more sense I was like

A plus I hear A plus List president I'm just like Obama No it's Clinton Okay Of course he has to Fuck other people Oh yeah

But he's been a good boy For the last six months Or he's just been fucking lower profiled women But you give You know He's basically single And he's like a woman

Like that throws itself at him Why not It's a famous supermodel, too. Who, Heidi Klum? Taira. Well, closer with Tyra. I don't know any model.

Naomi Campbell. Naomi Campbell. Interesting. Isn't she very, like, politically, like, isn't she like? Yeah. Oh, there she is at the Clinton Global. Oh. Well, that one makes.

In that fancy pantsuit. She still's got the bad, man. Yeah, she's sexy as hell. Tell me where you got those Bubby's Girl Get me the bubby's I need to get my neck tightened

That's first First I'm gonna get my neck tightened So you guys are gonna start seeing me I'm gonna be looking really good You're gonna get scared Like what is she doing It's all fake Tight neck

Tight neck yeah yeah And then I wanted to talk like this Because my face is going to be frozen Because every guy's crazy About a tight name girl Tight neck girl Just So like neck

take all the fat out of my neck just so tight that you can barely breathe this my neck look how beautiful am I I can't wait we only got two today but

the second one's juicy this long time married former A plus list mostly movo yacker who got to start on such a round about such a ridiculous former A plus, but also could be considered maybe movie

actor and maybe a celebrity B plus plus plus. That's how they all are. I know, it's just funny. Long time married former A plus movie actor who got his start on television is now A minus in work, but has A plus

name recognition. Is John He probably will forever He recently agreed to do a new movie Because a former A plus list Celebrity What a puzzle of sentence You're just one grade

And just fucking give him one goddamn grade Just choose one You don't got to say them It's two different people. All right. Two different people. See, there's one that's a married former A-plus list mostly movie actor. Uh-huh.

But this other one, she's a former A-plus-less celebrity turned actress-turned director. Uh-huh. Ooh. She promised a never-ending supply of men to keep the actor happy. And if there's one person who can deliver on this promise, it's her. Angelina Jolie. No. Whoa.

That was a good guess. I don't know. Although the former A-plus-Less-Movie actor who got us start on television, Molly, you got it without even realizing it. Brad Pitt? No, never-ending supply of men. Come on, people. Who else would we be talking about here?

Tom Cruise? Jandra. Yes! What television show did he start on? Oh, that lady one. Welcome back, Cotter. Oh, yeah. See, that's why it's like the start on television.

The latter half of the show. three sentence description is what lost me. But yes, it's Jondra. Who's the lady? Who's the lady who's getting all the So she's a former A-plus movie actress turn director,

not Angelina Jolie? No, A-plus-less celebrity singer also turned actress turned director. She's been in a lot of movies over the years. Who the fuck?

Done a lot of movies. But also, no problem bringing in the pipeline of the gay man. Jennifer Lopez? Oh, no. Older, older. Oh, older. Older. Yeah, yeah.

Bear on since the 50s. No, but you're getting a little warmer. Barber Shrysand. Yeah. Oh. Wait, what is she directing? Gypsy. Oh, well.

She's remaking Gypsy. What? What? When? Why didn't I know this? I love Barbara Streisand. Again, the half third of the description

had be lost. Barbara Streisand. Let me read it again and then see if it's a little clearer. Okay. My eyes are closed, so I think Carter. Thank her. Thank her of this.

This long-time married former A-plus list, mostly movie actor who got to start on television is not am honest in work but has A plus list name recognition and probably will forever. Jean-Tra. He recently... Definitely, Jean-Tru. He recently agreed to do a new movie because this former

A-plus-less celebrity turned actress turned director promised a never-ending supply of men to keep the actor happy. And if there's one person who can deliver on this promise, it is spab- is her. Is he in Gypsy? Yeah, right. What's the movie? Does that mean? That he's in Gypsy?

Because if he's in Gypsy, I don't know who we'd play, but I'll fucking watch it. I mean, if Barber Shrainsen is directing Gypsy anyway, I will watch it. Oh. Yeah, she wants him for the project. For what? She'll give him the men. For what?

I don't know. He's just saying... Obviously, you haven't been to listen to Gypsy lately, but I think it's just... I just can't believe, like, Bernadette Peters isn't in this. Is there anything... You didn't give me anything else on the Gypsy Project? I'd say, Lady Gaga might be playing Louise. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

What? Who's she playing? Luis. And John Tra would play Herbie. That's what she says. That's what he says Barbara wants. Barbara gets with Barbara wants. He said, I think she always visualized Gaga as Louise.

And maybe me is Herbie. Man, now I just want to rewatch the mirror has two faces. That's where you went? The whole catalog of. Barbara Streisand movies, songs that you can list to, albums that you can listen to Gypsy. The first thing is the mirror has two faces. The mirror has two faces. I love the mirror has two faces.

She deserves to be loved. I mean, I'll do, what is it? Is it Prince of Tides or Crimson Tide? Prince of Tides. Again, same time period. With Nick Nalty. Oh, that was a good movie. Oh, my God.

And his sister was a molester. No, his sister was molest. I believe there was molestation. Sister was molested, or he was molested by his sister. I can't remember. I don't really watch it. It says a troubled man talks to his suicidal sister's psychiatrist about their family's history and falls in love with her in the process.

Barber Shrard's name was a psychiatrist. Nicknulty was the man. Blith Danner. Blythe. Blythe Danner is Gwyneth Peltro's mother. And she is so much better than Gwendoza. Yes. ever dream of being.

Big time. Blythe. Blythe. Blythe. Danner. That's all we have time for today. We're going to end with Blyde. Blydeaner.

Blyde. Dan. Blyze. Dan. Dane. E. Oh, boom. No, 1998 Marcus commercial reference.

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