Page 7 - Episode 210: I've Always Been The Best

Episode Date: August 3, 2017

Jackie, Marcus and Molly talk about Marcus' visit to the Shania Twain exhibit, Jackie's play through of the Dream Daddy video game, and learn about famous cousins. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Where I am is where I shall be. I saw you posted that you were watching House Hunter. That was excited. Dude. I watched so much of it. I was living hotel life into home life, so I had so much cable to the point that I think I have. I can't.

I can't live my life without it. It's so great. I have to have it. All right. Welcome to page seven, everybody. Jackie has a new addiction. Let's call it an addiction. I have.

It is an addiction. I'm comfortable calling it that. I want. I want it. I want all of it. I want that I never have to choose it. That it's just always on because I was sitting in my mother's house flipping back and forth watching Sister Act 2 back in the habit and my big fat Greek wedding at the same time. And it was in the middle of both movies and I loved every second of it. Yeah. And it's great because you're not going to necessarily seek that out on Netflix. No. You know, cable makes you make decisions that you don't have to make a decision. You're just like, oh, I guess. You know. I got to say, where did all these guy feel? Getty's grocery game episodes come from because I watched it for hours. I watched it for hours. I watched it on both plane rides.

It was on every second of the day. It's on every second of the day. I love it. If it's Fiati at any time of the day. Oh, I got Fiati. You got Fiati options because if it's not triple G, it's triple D. Triple D, baby. Yeah, I was sick stuck in a motel room in Montreal and it was nothing but triple D the entire time.

There was just hours upon hours of triple D. And I won't watch Triple D, but I won't watch triple D, but I won't. We'll watch Triple G. Exactly. That's the thing. But I do enjoy when they have the Triple D people on Triple G. Yeah, I saw that one. We were probably watching the same one.

No, Triple D, of course, for the uninitiated as diners drive ins and dives. Triple G is guys grocery games. Guy's groceries games. That's where he gives them like a recipe, set some loose in a grocery store. It was like a competition. Yeah, it's a competition. It's so fun. It'll be like, ooh, you can only use things from the canned meat aisle.

And it was like, what? That's a crazy. request. Oh my God, they play like bowling games and like each pin is one thing. So it's like you have to try and knock down as many pins as possible. So you don't have to use like, you know, octopus, cheeses and grape jelly all in one thing. Yeah, he's got a giant dice that you can roll. That'll be like, only grape seed oil. And yeah, it's really, it's an exceptional show. God damn it. It's so fucking good. What else did you watch? Well, I mean, I watched mostly that and a lot of house hunters. But, you know, I just not. in the mood to see love right now. So I was just like, fuck them. And I, you know that I don't really feel that way? And I apologized every time I said it inside of my head. So no Chip and Joanna right now.

I needed to take a Chip and Jojo break. They needed to take a break. They needed to take a break. I actually was feeling a little bit sick to my stomach watching the way Chip looks at her because it's... They just love her. He loves her so much and he wants to fuck her so bad. Every second of the day.

It's great. I mean, and she like kind of wants to fuck him, but you know they have a good time. Yeah. You know, I mean, I'm sure it's a bit. vanilla, but that's great vanilla. You know what? Vanilla, when vanilla's good, vanilla's great.

Vanilla's great. You think it's vanilla? I feel like she's, I'm so intrigued by her. I'm really attracted to Joanna Games. I mean, she is a half breed. I don't imagine. Finger in the butt. You think so?

I think at least a finger in the butt. But they're so Christian. That's, okay, so I've been meaning to ask about this. I'm a little bit afraid to learn more about Chip and Joanna Gaines. Right now I know nothing that I haven't learned from the show. And I'm a little bit worried that they might be a type of Christian that isn't accepting of others. I don't think that they're bad Christians.

I think they're Southern Christians, though. Yeah. I think that's just straight up what it is, is that I don't think that they are openly against anyone. But at the end of the day, like, they are in a very Southern Baptist town. Yeah, because, like, the Property Brothers, for example, they do same-sex couples all the time. You love the Property Brothers. I do. I just want to watch them have sex with each other.

I know. We do. I just want to watch them have sex. The only time I've understood a desire to watch twins have sex with each other is the Property Brothers. That's why I can't watch it. I can't pay it. attention. I do love them, but they have a lot of gay people on. Yeah. And I've never seen Chip and Joanna have any gay people on. Maybe that's just a coincidence. I mean, it is Waco, Texas. It is Waco,

Texas. Not that I should say that. Maybe, you know, Waco is very, you know, liberal. It ain't. It ain't. No, no, no, you got Baylor University Baptist school to Baptist town. Yeah. So, you know, I mean, so it is Slim Pickens. I would like to see him on the road. Put those kids in a big fucking truck. Take it on the road. Yeah. San Angelo, yeah, there's a big gay community in San Angelo, but not in Waco. Not in Waco. I just want them to be as nice in life as they are in home decoration.

I'm sure that they're nice. I bet it's like once you get a few beers in them, then everything's great. Yeah. You know? Yeah. One show that I am dying to watch that I just read about today and I don't know where my fucking head has been is the low files. I think it's the low files.

The low files. It is a reality show on A&E that is Rob Lowe and his two hot sons. and they go on a road trip to find haunted houses. No. Yes, I know a part of this. Really, you heard of this? It's so obscure. How have you heard of it?

I guess it's your wheelhouse. Have to watch it. Oh, I want to see it. It's not A&E, you know. Yeah, I'll get it. I'm going to get that. What is it? Snatch.

Snatch. Snatch? Those individual channels thing. Oh, that's what I need. I only watch two channels. Yeah. The food one and the house one. Exactly, and that's all I want to watch.

Yeah. Yeah, I just need that. I don't need the 500 other ones. Mm-mm. I don't know. You don't want to watch NASCAR any second of the day? But you could if you wanted to. Yeah, you could.

Did you in Florida? No, we're not a NASCAR family. You know, that's fine, though. I was allowed to take over the television because I was in town. That's nice. Have you ever, has NASCAR been part of your cultural experience ever? Hell no. No, absolutely not.

I don't know anyone who actually likes NASCAR. Well, I mean, I think it's in Florida since we have Daytona. I think it's a much bigger deal in Florida. Really? Like most people like NASCAR. Really? I mean, at least the people that are in my part of town. No, in my area of Texas,

they couldn't give less of a shit about NASCAR. Really? You didn't really all the day. They'll earn heart caps or anything like that. Not really. No, it's not a NASCAR. We're a rodeo town. Yeah.

God damn it. I just want to go to fucking road. Just want to go to a rodeo. Man, it's hard for me to think about whether I'd rather go to a rodeo or to a NASCAR thing. Didn't we talk about this? I think we did. I think we talked about it on roundtable.

Yeah, you'd have a better time in a NASCAR thing. You just have your heart broken over and over again at a rodeo. We did talk about that and how I want. That's what I want. How I would hate the rodeo. Oh, you just want to see hearts broken right now. Yeah, yeah. No, I want to get my heart broken at a rodeo.

And then I'll write a song about it. Yeah, you would write a great song. Hey, get another beer, my heart's broken at the rodeo. Oh, speaking of which, I went, when we were in Nashville, I went to the Country Music Hall of Fame. Guess what was going? on at the country music hall of fame. What? Shania Twain exhibit.

Oh. Our friend, our good friend to the station, Andy Orge, sent me a picture on Instagram of it, and I was every, he was like, your queen, and all of her, all of her costumes are so ridiculous. I mean, she is so tiny. She is so small. But you know what? I got to say, after seeing the whole thing, just don't impress me much.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Oh, well done, Marcus. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Carolina wasn't even close to being sick of hearing me say that over and over again as we were walking through.

She should have said, well, yeah, but man, I feel like a woman. Just looking at how tiny her waist is. You know, I really want to try on that hooded leopard print bodysuit cape that also covers her hands, but on the hood it's got cat ears. And I think it's, I forget which I think it is, man, I feel like a woman. It's in one of her videos that she wears, and that's the one I want. I would like that to be. That's the one you won't.

You know, I went to the Cleveland Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last summer around this time when I was in Cleveland for the R&C. And I got it, so I wasn't sober at all. And before going. Good for you, girl. And it was not during the day. It was at night because there was like a Republican, like, a party going on in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that we were kind of crashing, if you well. And before going into the Rackerel Hall of Fame, I was like, the idea of looking at musicians' outfits

seems completely silly and pointless. Doesn't it? If you get fucked up and you go into the Rackerel Hall of Fame, you look at the outfits, it's a lot of fun. Super sober, the country music Hall of Fame was super. It's like, oh man, this is Grand Parson's jumpsuit. That's George Strait's pants. If they had a bunch of, like, the big, awesome ones

recreated in a gift shop of all different sizes, you know how much fucking money they would make? Because you'd see it, be like, man, I'd look good in that. That's a great idea. There should be a whole separate store. There should be like a department store attached to the museum. Yeah, I mean, the gift shop was pretty great, but, you know. Did you buy anything?

It didn't impress you. God, I didn't impress you much. It didn't impress me much. I got a magnet. But overall, I didn't impress me. I just wish everyone could see the smug look on Marcus's talking about every time he says it. Because I've been waiting two weeks for this. Very satisfied.

as you should be. I didn't realize it was a whole exhibit, though. I mean, that's huge. It was like a special exhibit. Like, you know how the Natural History Museum was like, we're covering bats this month? It was like that, but we Shania Twain. I mean, I'd rather see that than bats.

Oh, no, I take it back. I rather see bats. Bats are pretty fucking cool. I love bats. I really like bats. Give me bats. Yeah, you saw Shania Twain live. Take the bats.

Truth. Chit's a truth. Bomb, right. Do. Best experience of my life. Hands down, best experience of my life. And it did impress me much. Thank you.

I thought you said it. I know it did. I'm lying. I really, you know. But if you had seen her in her prime, can you imagine? That would have impressed you much. Who's been and have your boots been under? That is a fantastic song.

It's great. Low files, though. How old are the sons? Did it say how old as Zuns were because, like, am I allowed to be sexually attracted to them? Yeah, they're in their, I would say, they look like late teens, early 20s. That's fine. We're legally allowed to be attracted to them. Still a little young, but you know.

Guy Fiatty has another show coming. Did you see the commercials for it? Is it about his children? He's got so many boys. It's a guy's family road trip. We'll watch it. And it's him and the freaking kids, you know, going water skiing and going to a crab boil. Gordon Ramsey's daughter's also about to have a cooking show as well.

I love him and his children. You like Gordon Ramsey? I am not even sexually attracted. Well, now I am. But it's after watching him and his children together that makes you melt. But he's so mean. But he's so good to his family.

He's so good to his family. He doesn't take his work home. He doesn't because he's mean for the camera. This is like, no, this is I feel the same way about like, the whole mean TV judge, Simon Cowell, you know, all of those types. It's just, it just taps into your innermost daddy issues. When you're like, he's a mean, he's mean,

but then when he approves of me, I feel so good, you know, like that's always what Simon, if Simon Collover gave you a compliment, you'd be like, oh, he loves me, you know. Thank you, Daddy. Yeah, and I feel like Gordon Ramsey is the same thing. He's just a mean withholding dad so that then when he gives you any praise, you just cling to it and you feel fantastic,

and I don't think it's healthy. Yeah, but doesn't it make the kids be the, best kid they can be. We'll find out when they're adults. That's true. Well, they're all mostly adults at this point. We'll find out in their therapy sessions. We're going to find out.

You're not going to hear their therapy sessions. That's true. I'm sure you get in there, though. We'll find out in the blind items when we see whether or not Gordon Ramsey's children are like drowning their sorrows and making big asses of themselves. I can't wait. That's a good point. Oh, yeah?

Do you have something? No. But I might. I might. I just think that he's, Gordon Ramsey is not a daddy in a sexy way. He's a daddy in like a psychological. Like in a father.

Like I would like him to be my father. And I will work for his approval. That's the daddy type of that Gordon Ramsey is. A father. Yeah, okay. So there's a big difference between a daddy and a father. And a father. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you got to distinguish at least a little bit. Daddy makes you feel good. Father makes you feel bad. It makes you feel bad. But also I just wanted to give a shout out to everybody that watched us play Dream Daddy. Holden and I Twitch Dream Daddy this last weekend. The game is fantastic.

Yeah, did you end up Daddy in a dream? No, not yet because it's like you have to build your own daddy and you go out. And it's like we made it so that it's a that like my wife died and my teenage daughter so we're moving out of the house. So this is like my first, you can choose that you were already gay and you adopted or that you had like and you could still like give the choice of adoption even if you were in a heterosexual marriage as well. but I chose that this is my first foray into homosexuality. I've heard, I've actually, I was thinking of you because I've seen a number of people talking about how like wonderfully queer friendly this is and you can have, there's like trans daddy's in there. It's very wonderful. And people are super into it.

They're like, this is really inclusive and wonderful and fantastic. And so I was like, oh, that's the thing Jackie's getting turned on by. I'm obsessed so that we're playing it again at 6 p.m. Easter time on Friday. And I am obsessed. I could imagine. Are you a daddy trying to find a mommy? No, I'm a daddy trying to fuck another daddy. But there's an option for daddy to find mommy or are you a mommy trying to find a daddy?

No, I think it's just about your past. It's like about your past life of whether you were dating a mommy or whether you were dating a daddy in the past. This is only dating daddies. This is only dating daddies. Yes. So it's only gay daddies? Correct. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now I guess. And they all have kids as well. So, like, you have to get the kids to get along also. That's so great, which is really great. And I immediately went right past the Henry looking daddy. Yeah. I will not do it.

I will not even try. I am not one of those people. I immediately just like made the kids hate each other. I was like, nope, I don't even want to talk to you anymore. Can you tell us what your daddy looks like? My daddy? Yeah. He looks like Kellan Maloney for Murder Fist.

We made him exactly like that. He's kind of fit with long hair that's up in like a man bun. But he's got a really great shirt on that has fried eggs over his nipples. And how many kids do you have? Just the one, and she's a teenager. Okay. And she's snarky, and we have a great relationship. I love their relationship so much.

And so wait, sorry, give me a little bit of background again. You used to have, you used to be married to a woman. Correct. And she passed away. So we're moving out of our, like, family house and moving away. But I think that we're moving away, like, back to, like, my hometown. Okay. It's pretty great.

kind of want to play. You really shouldn't. It's really great. Yeah, that guy really does look a lot like Henry, that daddy. He looks like Henry. He looks like fat but fit, Henry. He's like lumberjack Henry. Yes.

Yeah, but he has a dog. And at first I was like, oh, he's got a dog. But I like Asian with the baby. I was going to say that daddy with a baby strap to him is beautiful. He's fantastic. He's a runner. And the baby looks like me. So at least that's what everybody says.

So you go? So maybe we're meant to be. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you can go through all kinds. You can do build that dad. Build that dad. Oh, you build that dad.

God, these dads are gorgeous. That's your daughter. Yeah. She's like kind of, she's gorgeous. But I don't know what race she is. She's beautiful. Ethnically ambiguous. She's ethnically ambiguous.

And I love every part of her. You love her for everything that she is. Oh, yeah, baby. Speaking of other daddies, I guess. Sam Shepard. Sam Shepard. Ever since he was with Jessica Lang for so long. I was, and a theater major.

I've always had a weird thing for Sam Shepard. He's just like the ultimate man's man. Horrible drunk. Me and person. All playwrights are horrible drunks. Of course they are. But he was just like, I mean, I feel like maybe this is too far. But it is difficult to be that cowboy-esque of a man

and be like this huge playwright, right? That's what was so intriguing about him, I think, right? But he had such tumultuous relationships. He's with Jessica Lang for 30 years. Wow. Yeah. They made a beautiful couple. Were they still together when he died?

Mm-mm. No, they got, they were never married, but they broke up, I think, like 10 or so years ago. Okay. 2009. Oh, wow, it wasn't even that long ago. But he died from Lou Gehrig's disease. Really? Yeah, he was like complications with him.

with it. Amiotrophic lateral sclerosis. Sure. You know who else died and you guys probably won't care, but also of ASL. That's the same thing as Lou Gehrig's. Yes. Mama from Cake Boss.

See, I haven't, you know I haven't gotten into Cake Boss yet. I know you don't care, but it's very hurtful because you would love Mama so much. I have to watch the show. She's an Italian matriarch. It's everything, I know. It's like I want to be Mama and I'm not even Italian. She's incredible.

But it's still RIP. Yeah, RIP. I'll send it an RIP. Yeah. I gotta watch Cake Boss. Yeah, just Cake Boss. All those other damn cake shows, there's too many cake shows now. Once you pry Party of Five out of my cold, dead fucking hands.

Ooh. Sorry. How many seasons of Party of Five are there? And which one are you on? There's, I think, seven seasons. I am knee deep in the third season. Wow. It's a lot of episodes.

Well, what's going on? Oh, there's so much happening right now. Nev Campbell's finally getting to the amount of hot that I needed. Good. And so is Matthew Fox. It's just, it's just so over the top. Yeah. It's like, Kirsten just had like a mental breakdown and she had to go.

She had to leave. And then it's like, and then Neff Campbell got pregnant, but then like she was going to get an abortion, but everyone judged her for it. But then she had a miscarriage, but she couldn't say with Justin anymore. But everybody knew. They were Julian Justin. That was what their whole high school life was. And now she has to get through that, but man, she's banging older dudes. And I'm watching this show.

Really? Banging older dudes. Dude, all of them, they just go from relationship to relationship, relationship. And it's just like, I'm taking notes. Do you see? I'm writing things down. Isn't it a family? There's sexy parts for sure.

Really? And like, what's his name? The Bailey, the fun, the uglier brother. I mean, technically, Scott Wolf. Technically also attractive. But then he's becoming like kind of an asshole, and I'm not digging it. His eyes aren't spaced right. Is that what it is?

It's what it is. His eyes just aren't quite spaced outright. They're either too far apart or too close together. It's something. It's also his mouth. There's something wrong that I can't deal with his mouth. Yeah, he looks like you assembled him out of, like a video game. Like you assembled his face to be really handsome and it didn't quite work.

Yeah. But Ryder Strong has been in a few episodes. That was, that's the youngest one's boyfriend for a little bit. And then now, Corey is interested for him. on Boy Meets World is also interested. I was like, man, like, everybody from the 90s was on this fucking show. Whoa, that's a real Flintstones meet the Jetson. Yeah, Kate Hudson was on for a while.

But then I didn't know if it was like before Boy Meets World. I guess it was before Boy Meets World. But then why were they both on it? Are they really little kids, though? No, they're like 13, 14? And then that's post Boy Meets World. Those kids were like nine or 10 when Boy Meets World started. Well, I mean, they did go all the way through college, though.

Yes, that's true. Too long. It went too long. It went too long. It went too long. What happened to Eric Matthews? But still, I can't wait. I just want Lacey Sherbert to kiss him so much.

Man, you're really selling me on Party of Five now. Thank you. I just gave some stuff away. But you know what every episode, there's drama, so it's really okay. I'm not going to remember what you said. Were you not listening very closely, Molly? The fact that there's other 90s, that it's like a 90s, you know, festival, that is definitely some appeal. God, in the outfits.

Oh, I've been buying so many. I gotta stop. I can't. I'm not Nev Campbell. I have to look at myself in the mirror every day and say, I'm not Neve Campbell. I think that you should look at the mirror and say every day that I am Nev Campbell. I could be Nev Campbell.

Someone said on the Facebook page that I guess she's in House of Cards and that she's still looking hot. Oh, yeah. She's in, she is definitely in House of Cards and she looks fantastic. Yeah. She looks pretty good. I know you never found her attractive. I mean, attractive.

I mean, if I went to a party and Nev Campbell was there, just a woman that looked like Neff Campbell, then yeah, of course I'd be a little but yeah, I mean, as far as like celebrities go, she's fine. Yeah, I know. I think it's just watching her for hours and hours and hours and hours. Yeah, you got used to her.

Yeah, I love it. Yeah. I'm thinking, I think she's the one I'm most attracted to. She's a little too pouty for me. She's so pouty. I'm not, I'm not big in a, like an in scream as well. She was always very pouty. I'm not big in a pouty women.

Who do you want to fucking scream though, Drew Barryman? Rose McGowan. Yeah, those tit-te-te-t-a-t-tete-a-t-tete-a-t-t-a- Sweeter. Yeah. Even as she died, squeezed the fucking garage door, still hot. Oh, he knew as Quravenu, he was doing with that kill. Oh, yeah, but at the same time, I loved it because then it, like, squished her head, but her breasts still look great.

Uh-huh, they were still squeezing out of that little doggy door, yeah. God, I got to want to scream again. Yeah, it's scary. Yeah. Yeah, it is. I love it. Yeah. I love it as well.

What else is up? What else is going on, guys? I've been watching a lot of scary movies, so I've been in a weird place. Ooh, I went and saw Dunkirk the other night. What is up with Dunkirk? Fucking awesome. It's so fucking good. It's like if the first 10 minutes, the Sabin Private Ryan was an entire movie.

It's like that level of tenseness and that level of, just that level of intensity for two hours. It's fucking amazing. I was under a rock and I have no idea what. It is, and everyone keeps talking about it. Yeah, it's just a movie about the Battle of Dunkirk, when the British got, I guess they, what did they get? They were fighting the Germans in France, and they got pushed all the way back to this beach in Dunkirk,

and they were all stuck on the beach for like a week, and they had to be saved by the British, and so it takes, like, the guys on the beach in the air for, like, one week, and then it covers an airplane, like a fighter pilot for an hour, and it covers people on, But because a bunch of people in Britain went across the river, across the channel, in, like, private boats to get all these soldiers because they didn't have enough boats to get them all over. And it follows one of the boats for a day. And all three is happening all at once.

It's Christopher Nolan. It's fucking amazing. Yeah, I'll give it a shot. Give it a shot. I know I got to give it a shot. I should watch it. I know I will love it once I watch it. But it's like never the kind of thing that I choose.

You know? Are there any Hatties in it? Thomas Hardy. Hmm. Yeah. Tom Hardy's in it. Kenneth Branagh, he's in it. He's still looking good?

He's still looking great. Of course he is. I mean, he's looking like an older gentleman. Yeah, and he's very British and he's a very British. He's always very British. He was the one who was Hamlet, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's like the huge theater actor.

But also wonderful on screen. Yeah, Tom Hardy. An absolute delight to watch on the screen. Chin, chin, cheerio. Got to be going. Tom Hardy plays the fighter pilot. Ooh, ooh. Yeah, but you don't ever really get to see it.

It's another Tom Hardy where he's got his face hidden again. That's, I think there was like a whole article out about it. But why? Is it just too hot? Is that what it is? Can I see a pick of Tom Hardy? I'm having a hard time calling to mine his handsome face. Mad Max?

Do you see Mad Max? Yeah, he's the Fury Road. He's the bad guy and, um, he's all sweaty and greasy during that time. Yeah, he is handsome. Yeah, he's just wrong. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's the eyes. Really?

I think that's what it is. I mean, his mouth is hot too, but like those eyes, a river of just give it to me. Yeah, but that beard is a little much. But you know, he's rugged. He's so rugged. He's so rugged. That's the thing. Yeah, he's always got facial hair pretty much.

Well, this is him without facial hair. Put the facial hair back on it. He needs something. Oh, see, there, they have medium. Medium beard. Yeah, a medium beard. He's really weird. Oh, yes, please.

Damn, Jesus Christ. Oh, heart. All right. It's too hot in here, and we are getting. too hot. Yeah, I didn't notice that he was hot in Mad Max because he was always covered in exhaust fumes. Yeah, he's always covered in dirt. And in Batman, he always

had the face mask on. Burn. Oh, he's Bain? He's Bain, yeah. Wasn't he the dude? Wasn't he the bad guy? And what's, it's not, I keep on to say desperation. It's not desperation. Revenant? Revenant. I didn't see it. Oh, okay. I think he's the other guy. His face isn't covered in that. I'm pretty sure. Maybe I'm being

a little racist over here. He was in Reverend. Okay, yeah, yeah. No, he was great in that. But he was so bad. He was such a bad man. He was a bad man. Also, speaking of rugged hot men, Jason Mamoa's birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday, Momoa.

He's a Leo, just like me. We're meant to be together. That's exactly what I thought when I saw it. I was like, well, I guess we have to be together now. I'm ready for you. Come on over. I do love that the Facebook group for page 7 has turned into like 70% Jason Mamoa content. What do you think of its whole Aquaman business?

You know, I will, I think I'm going to stare at pictures of it. You know, I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to lie to you guys. But Molly will see it in my stead, I'm sure. I'll probably see it because since my husband likes superhero movies. Yes. And, I mean, he does look very, like, lick all the water off of him in it. But I don't know.

But if you look all the water off of him, you still wet. I saw Spider-Man. I saw Spider-Man Homecoming and thought it was great. great and had a great time. I still haven't seen that yet. I thought it was a lot of fun. And I thought that now I want to call him Tom Hardy, but that's not his name. Tom.

Hiddleston. Nope. Jane. No. Tom Jones. Oh, hell. Whatever his name is, the guy who plays Peter Parker, he's very cute and young and does a great job. Uncle Tom's cabin.

Oh, you know you should see that I think you're like. Molly is Baby Driver. Oh, I want to see that. Baby Driver. I keep picturing Boss Baby, so good. I keep picturing Boss Baby with the movie Drive. Watch the trailer. I immediately was like, I have to see this.

Yeah, it's the same guy that did like Sean of the Dead, Edgar Wright. It's about a driver for a bank robbery crew. He's like late teens, early 20s. He doesn't talk much. He only listens to music. But it's stark humor though, right? It's stark humor, yeah. gets in too deep, but it's like a fucking, just an awesome action movie.

It's got John Hamm. Steve Carell's in it, right? No, he's not in it. Kevin Spacey is in it. It's got like an all-star cast. Yeah, Jamie Fox. The guy that played The Punisher and the Daredevil TV show that was also in Wolf of Wall Street and Walking Dead. No one can ever remember his name.

I love him as an actor, though. He's great. And flees in it, too. Oh, what's he up to? He's fleeing. Yeah, he's fleeing around. B'am-Ban-Ban-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Git him on a beach. That's what I wanted to talk about, the Lionel Richie Mariah Carey show that was in Hollywood Bowl.

Did you see it? I did not see it, but I knew a bunch of friends that went to it. So I basically saw it through Instagram, for the most part. God, she sounds bad. She just really doesn't sound good enough. And then she invited her children up on stage to sing with her. and it was just so weird that she gave the mic to her daughter to sing up. I think it would always be my baby.

No, or was it here. It was one of her huge ones. And the kid's singing along, but you can even hear the background singers where you can tell that they are mostly singing it for her. And then why would you take the mic away from your mouth? Don't take it away from your mouth. Don't give it to the kid. Keep singing.

Keep pretending to sing. But she just seemed like she had absolutely no stage presence. Oh, yeah. It was just nothing. Yeah, I saw a video. video the other day of Mariah Carey in concert and she was barely moving. It was just all of her background dancers moving around her and mostly moving her around. I saw that video too.

She's given up officially. Completely given up and that's what someone made a joke. I forget who it was on Instagram that was like, oh, the diva finally got out of her chair because she did most of it sitting down. So my question is. You sing sitting down like you can't you're not supposed to. Why doesn't she just stop? Does she need the money?

Is she in debt or something? Like why don't you just stop? I have, I did read a blind item earlier today It said that she needs to take a look at her money manager's bank account Because it is swelling and hers is shrinking I'm sure because she's, you know what? She's not even there. No.

She's so pilled out of her gorge, she doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Oh, she's pilled, she's drunk. She's drunk. You are drunk. I wonder how Lionel Ritchie feels about it. Yeah, what was he doing there? Great performance. Yeah, I don't know, was it like a mid-90s, like, soft R&B show?

I would never associate the two of them together. I don't know. I watched him singing hello and he sounded great. Good for him. Go for him. Yeah. They're playing in Madison Square Garden real soon. They're touring from July to September together.

I wonder if they get along. Or I wonder if he even sees her. Like, who set this up? Like, you know they didn't. Right. Who, it's just a very strange match. I think it's a weird combo, but you know, she can't be with any other, like, diva or anything else or anyone that,

I mean, probably most people don't. want to work with her. And I don't know if she's like, I can use some money. Who wants to see her perform even? I'm not trying to be that mean. I mean, she sold out Hollywood Bowl. I'm sure MSG is sold out too. People just still want to see her.

I guess. I don't know. I'm done. Makes them feel young. Yeah, it makes them feel young. You know what I started this past week for the first time ever in my life, the Sopranos? Oh.

That's one I'd like to do again. It's a good one. I've done it. Yeah. It's great, though. Makes me really want to eat Italian food all the time. It just makes me want to marry a mobster. God, that would be great.

Then you can do whatever you want. You've got all the money. You can do whatever you want. But I did want to ask you if James Gandalfini is a daddy, he would have. He's a father. To me, he's more of a father. It's like, I would like him to be my father. But I mean, especially with the way he went out, I mean, that's pretty fucking rack and roll.

He, like, ate himself to death. He just ate too much shrimp. He ate too much. Yeah, he ate, he was eating for three hours and he was so wasted, he had a heart attack and died. In the middle of this, like, huge meal. Yeah. I mean, if there's a way to go, that's the way to go. Yeah.

That's the way I choose. It's shrimp heavy? Yeah, sure. I think there's some lobster. I'm sure there's some pasta. He was in Italy. Basta padoon. Ah, yeah, baby.

With your family, eating a bunch, sweating a bunch. And then you're out. Sure. Sounds good to me. I don't think he was taking care of himself. ever set up assisted suicide in the United States

Jackie's gonna be filling out of form saying all of these things. I will send in the idea every time. You should really

put this on the ballot of how you do it. Shrimps can be. Yeah, I want to be like in seven with,

ooh. Yeah, what's it? The gluttony death? Ugh. That was so disgusting. Oh, God. It was rough.

It was a rough death. You want him to wrap the barbed wire around your stomach? No, I don't want that part.

I want it to be happy. I want it to be positive. You want to die in the poo-poo chair? No, I don't want to die to poop-poo chair. I just want it. I wanted to be the positive version of dying as gluttony in seven. Can't that be a thing? I think they're...

I think that's a long game. Yeah. You can do that. It's just going to take decades. Well, I mean, I'm working on it. Don't worry. I got about 10 more years and then. I am out.

You say 50. Yeah, I was going to say, you say 50. I'm taking it down to 40. No. I'm taking it down. I'm taking it down. I'm taking it. years old. No, I won't allow that. You got to keep it at 50. All right, I'll keep it 50.

Yeah, keep it 50. Please. Maybe we can negotiate up to 55 eventually. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see how the rock bottom phase goes. I'm not pushing you. Once you're at 50, you're going to be living, I think you're just going to be really in your prime, and then you won't want to go. Yeah, I'm going to have a bunch of pool boys that have to have sex with me. Yeah. I'm going to be having constant scotch class. I don't even drink scotch, but I'll drink it anyway, and I'll start talking like this. And I'll say, come over here and start sucking on my pussy. Come here, Klaus, I don't care if that's not your name Get over here, get on your knees And I'm only going to wear silk robes

You're basically Joan Crawford I want to be Joan Crawford I want to be Joan Crawford I'm fucking till I die It's great Pussy sucking Yeah Yeah, if that's a way to die

Then I'll do that Yeah, yeah I dehydrate because they sucked out so much of it She died after getting eaten out for three and a half hours I gooshed myself to death. That sounds great. And then you roll me in the pool and have somebody find me like I'm in the Great Gatsby. Done. And it's like, was she trying to be Jesus?

I don't know. It's like, no, she just got sucked off to death. Would that we all die like that? Would that we all? Oh, we didn't even talk about it. I mean, I guess this is a huge celebrity news. We were gone. OJ.

Oh, yeah, we haven't even talked about. OJ. OJ. I tell you what, I think I talked about. talked about it enough when I was at home with my parents. They had some things to say about O.J. I'd imagine they had opinion. Oh, they had so many opinions.

Honestly, not that they really differed from mine in this situation. I was going to say, I'm sure that there are plenty of things that, you know. That were said that I shouldn't agree with, yes. But also, right, I feel like O.J. In general. Damn, he squirted right out of there, huh? He really didn't. He didn't really have to put in that much effort either.

I'd watch the hearing. He seemed like he was about half trying. He was barely trying because he was so fucking. I feel like they should have put him back in just because of how cocky he was. Yeah. He was so cocky and he knew that he was getting out. And I just wanted to just slap a few more months on there just because of a cocky. I hate the cocky face.

Yeah, I don't like the cocky face either. I don't like poo-poo-faced. Don't like pooh-po-faced. No poop-o face, no poo-po-chere. No pooh-chette. No boobo chair No seven gluttony Poo chum

Yeah It's so Everything about OJ Simpson It's just a rough one It's just like Oh no Reality show or not Oh definitely

He keeps saying that they They keep offering it to him And he keeps fucking coarse Are you kidding me He's gonna have to go make money somehow Yeah And people are screaming for it

Oh yeah And I will be a sidekick If he wants I'll come be a sidekick I'll go do Lose, loose. I'll just scream it every time he comes out. I'm with OJ.

Yeah, oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I don't think I'm with OJ, but if you pay me enough money, I will be. Okay. I'll say whatever you want me to say. All right, stop the list. Yeah, who's on the list. Marcus, got to have that list. Famous cousins.

All right. This one's interesting. There's some surprises on here. Okay, all right. There's a lot of, huh. Oh, all right. Glenn Close and Brooke Shields. Ooh, that's a good one.

Yeah, that is a good one. Yeah, they were, their second cousins once removed. Close as grandfather and Shield's great-grandmother were siblings. See, that's interesting, too, because I was thinking, oh, I guess famous cousins would have to have famous parents that both made their kids, like, set their kids on a famous track. But having just a grandparent in common, that's just an interesting coincidence. Yeah, just, ah, blue lagoon, huh, cocoon.

They're both sufficient. A sophisticated ladies, I feel. A lagoon, something I really shouldn't watch. You can't watch it. It's rough to watch. You can't watch it. After a certain age, you can't, you really can't watch Blue Lagoon after a certain age. Then it becomes, it's child porn.

It's child porn. It's child love, though. That's the worst part that you're like watching it and just like, I'm, you're young to be feeling these things, but they have to, they're on an island. How young is the two of them? They're both like 14. Yeah. It gets pretty. hot and heavy

Yeah They could get away With so much back then They really could Damn It's like an Edgar Allan Poe poem Mm-hmm Heartbeat

Teltale Heart That's what it's called Heartbeat You know Whitney Houston And Dionne Warwick Really They were cousins Yeah

Talk about famous singers Their mothers were sisters The drinkered sisters Hell yeah Great man What about the methods Oh wait if that was Whitney

Damn girl, I am being stone called Yep Sissy and Lee Drinkard The Drinkards That's a great lesson Man I really would like that as a last name Yes, yes please Maybe we just change it

Drink A-R-D Drinkard That's a really good one Mm-hmm George Clooney and Miguel Fierer You know Miguel Farrer He was in Robocop, using Twin Peaks Let's see, is there a pick

There's a pick, you know this guy Oh yeah, I know that guy He's in like every Like NYPD show that exists He's a fantastic character actor What an interesting thing to have cousins Both be famous First cousins

Well those are first cousins too Imagine the parties Imagine the family get-togethers It's like hey you're famous Oh you're more famous Yeah it would be a little bit hard to be George Clooney's cousin And be like I've been in everything But I'm not George Clooney

Yeah true But you know what George Clooney wasn't in Robocop You know what George Clooney wasn't and Twin Peaks. I love those two things so much more than anything George Clooney has ever done.

Or than ER? Or that he ever will do. How dare you? What about ER? What about ER? Oh, my God. Oh, you're just going to sit here and try to tell me ER is better than fucking Robocop. No, we can't win. We can't win the artist.

No, you're right. There's nothing that. Siriana. Siriana? Siriana. Oh. Is that better than Robocop? Yeah. I don't think I ever made it through that movie.

I don't think I did. It was just too much. Yeah, this too much. Yeah. I never knew what was going on. Yeah, I mean, oh, yeah, I was. I couldn't do it. Yeah, but I do still deeply want to fuck George Clooney, though.

He's still top five, I think. Wow, really? I think. I mean, I haven't sat down and made the list. Is it because of a mall, though? Because I feel like him being with her makes him more attractive. 100%. She's fantastic.

Here in the blind items, he is building a war chest. Excuse me? To run for office. What? Guarantee he's going to run for office. Guarantee. Really? Guaranteed.

Well, with her connections, yeah, but what about the Rock? Got to be two of them. I will vote for the Rock. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The precedent has been set. Yeah.

We will have no more experienced people in positions of power ever again. Pretty cool, you know. It's only celebrities with Rock and their name. It is so cool. It's only celebrities with Rock in their name because Kid Rock is also doing. We got to go, guys. We've got to get out of here. I don't go somewhere else.

Yeah, but have you been to Canada? Yeah, that ass. Oh, my God. His ass. No, I'm not talking about the country in general. Oh, yeah, no, I've been there. You know what they call corn dogs there? What?

Pogo's. Why? I don't know. Molly likes it. I don't mind. Yeah, no, it's all backwards and wishy-washed. It's just all weird. Oh, yeah.

I like it. I know we got a lot of Canadian listeners, Canada. You're fine, but it's just. It's not for you. Too American. Like, you really love America. I really love America. I know.

It's like America, but the hat's not on quite right. I just don't like it because they're so nice. And I'm so mean. What's your angle? They're so nice. They let you go to the hospital, you know? Yeah, yeah, for free. Yeah.

Even if you're not from there. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck them. Yeah, but they're going to... Not fuck them. I really like Canada. Yeah, Canada's.

Canada. I like Canada more than you like Canada. And that ass. I like Canada just fine. I just love America more. I understand. But did you see all the pictures of him like at the,

at the like, I forget some sort of parade. Like I think it's like the pride parade in Canada of him just like out there just like covered in rainbows just like waving flat. I was just like I love you and your ass for days.

I'm not even an ass person. Yeah, he's got a good ass. He's a handsome. He's a handsome chap. I'd go there just for that. Yeah. Isn't an interesting one. Melissa McCarthy

and Jenny McCarthy. I did know this one. Yeah, I knew this one. Yeah, I knew this one. Because it was just like, you know, big and small. But apparently they get along really well. Good. Which is great because I really like Jen and McCarthy.

Jenny McCarthy from like MTV? Yeah. Yeah, singled out autism denier. That's right. I mean, she's insane. Absolutely insane. She's an idiot. Oh, yeah.

She's an anti-vaxxer. Yeah, she's a fucking moron. She's so stupid. I love out Tomcheez, though, because she's like, because no one listens to her. It doesn't really, but she's just like. No, people listen to her. I know.

Well, those are people should all... We're not... Don't toilet flush me! Yeah, no, no, no, no. But I love Melissa McCarthy. It would be embarrassing to be Melissa McCarthy and be like, oh, my cousin is a fucking maniac. Yeah, but they are first cousins, though, right?

Because I think... It doesn't say in the list what kind of cousins they are. I think they, like, I feel like I read somewhere that they grew up together. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess June McCarthy's probably going to be, like, what, 10 years older than Melissa McCarthy? Is she?

She has to be, because Melissa McCarthy, didn't get famous until like the mid to late 2000. But she was in her 30s. She was in her 30s. But I think Jenny McCarthy was in her like early 20s in like 1994. Was she really? Yeah, because singled out was like 93-94. Yeah, that was a long time ago.

God, man, time just keeps our slipping. Slipping, slip it, slip in into the future. Man, we're getting old. Jenny McCarthy, I'm going to call it right now. I'll bet she's in her late 40s. 44. Interesting. Yeah, but you know, but it's getting there.

And I told you, I looked up how old Giata is. That's right. Is she like 49? 48? Well, she looks fantastic. Holy bonkers. Hit me. Melissa McCarthy.

46. Hey. Two years older than Jenny McCart. She looks, I love me. I love her. And getting famous, getting famous, yeah, what, less than 10 years ago? Yeah, I mean, she had to work for a really long fucking time. I think that's why when people were like, why did she do?

as these move, it's just like, because she's used to working and doing whatever she has to do to make money and get through the day. Good for her. She made her first television appearance in an episode of the NBC comedy series

Jenny opposite Jenny McCarthy. Wow. I think that's why I thought that I had read something about how that they were close because like she got her a role or something. Her film debut was in Go. Remember Go? No.

It was a Katie Holmes movie. No. I think I avoided Katie Holmes for a lot. Like Katie Holmes and this super hot blonde girl that never really did anything else. But they're trying to get some money to pay rent. They're trying to go. Trying to get some money to pay rent. So they like try, they go to a rave and like things get all weird and ravey.

And Timothy Oliphon's in it. Yeah. Yeah, he plays a drug dealer. Oh. Yeah. It's one of those like, it's like swingers, but for raves and with women. I'll watch it. I was great.

Yeah. If Timothy Oliphate is in it, I will definitely watch it. Yeah. Oh, that's what I forgot to talk about. American Gods. Oh, yeah. I watched the first, like, five or six episodes of that as well. It's great.

As someone that is a huge lover, I've heard that book so many times. Me too. I think they're doing a great job with it. I very much enjoy it. They are doing pretty fantastic. I think it's getting a lot of hate, though. There are some parts of it that I really don't like. I understand.

I think there's been a little bit too much time over on the wife. Yes. Way too much. But I think that it like drops. Or at least I forget what episode of I'm on. But I like how much sex is in it. There's a lot of sex in it. I was watching it with my parents.

Until there was a certain scene that I think if people watched it. Oh, I know which scene you're talking about. That my father fast forwarded through and then fast forward through the genie scene. You're talking about the homosexual genie scene. Yeah, yeah. And immediately my father was like, not even making sense. It's just like had to find the remote to fast forward through it. Jesus.

And that's when we're like, okay, not walking. watching this anymore. We're done. It's a shame that there's no age at which it becomes okay to watch sex scenes with your parents. Oh yeah. No, I can't. Maybe it gets even worse as you get older. I think so. I think when you all, when you know that you all know that you all know that you all know that you all know that you all had sex. Yeah. It's like we all have had sex here. We're all old enough to really think about like we know that your parent, like you know your parents have had sex because you're now in like your mid 30s, but you're also old enough to know that your parents had sex when you were a kid.

Yes. You know. And you know that they know that you've had sex. Yes. Yeah. And that's also bad. Yeah. Most likely when you were all in the same house together. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But they don't know that. Yeah. I think they hope that it hasn't. Yeah. But they know.

Do you sleep in separate beds when you are visiting? No, no. No, no. We never did. They're not. They're conservative, but that was not an issue. Like you live together. You can sleep in the same bed.

I was with a girl for a while whose parents made us sleep in separate bedrooms. I've heard of that. And I think it's so funny. Why? Why? We lived together. Why? And then we went to their house.

We had to sleep in separate beds. I think it really is like it's just like I think some parents just cannot stand the, the possibility of someone having sex with their daughter in their own house. Which I guess I understand. But at the same time, it's like, I don't know. I have a friend that recently, like two weeks ago, went to go see her boyfriend's family and they had to sleep in separate rooms. and we are 30 years old.

Yeah, that's cool. We're 30 years old. Come on. I will say, I'll bet that it makes the secret sex you have much harder. You have to have secret. But the secret sex is pretty great. Yeah. Secret sex is fantastic.

You've got to get out of that bit. Yeah. And you got to get back to the other room. That's the thing. Parents, you're doing your kids a favor when you make them sleep a separate bed. Make it so much harder. So much hotter. That is like, let's meet by the pool.

Shish sex. I love, shh, sex. Do you want to have some shhs. Yeah, but shh. Shish, shush, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Yeah, all the rest of these people are, like, that other person's kind of famous, like, Tom Cruise and William Mappother. It's like some dude who played a role in Lost, got to played Ethan and lost. Oh, yeah.

I dropped off that show. Yeah. That's first season, though. The first season was great. Yeah. Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow and Catherine Moneg. She was apparently in the L word Oh yeah

I remember Yeah the L word What a hot fan I heard I think the L word's coming back Is it? Yeah I heard that too I will watch it Yeah I think that's great

I'll watch it I was like bring back Where's fuck You ever watch that show? I loved it I thought you said Where's fuck Where's fuck?

Like Jackie Fuck's everywhere I gotta find fuck Fuck's in your pocket I gotta find fuck I can pull up fucking 10 seconds Give me some fuck

Alright, it's time for blind idol! We can't see up! This former really bad B-plus list actress celebrity offspring turned reality star who is still terrible at acting has decided she's going to have Lyme disease and try to get a reality show about it. Yeah, she doesn't have it, but she is desperate for ideas. So what is she just like laying in a forest, hoping a deer comes by her?

Ticks! Tics! Comit! Comfort! Come for me! Come for me! Ticks of the Wood! You said she was a reality star turned actor? She was an actor and then, like, in a 90 show,

kind of like a Melrose place or a party of five. The originator of those. And then she was in a couple of things here and there. Wait, the one with all the kids. Shannon Doherty? No. No, but you're on the right track. The blonde one.

The blonde one. What's her name? Tori's belly. Pretending like she got Lyme disease. What a bitch. She just had. another fucking kid, of course, so. She popped him out like it's popcorn.

She had that show. Yeah, it should have been called. I have too many kids and I'm an idiot. That's what the show should have been called. Was she Violet on Save by the Bell? That was her, right? The Screech's Dorky Girlfriend? Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She was awful. Yeah, yeah. I really don't like her, but I really would love, I would like to watch the reality show of her trying to get Lyme disease. Yeah, that is a great reality show.

And then her immediately regretting it upon getting it. because it's a really intense fucking disease. I'm so tired. I feel like shit, I shouldn't have ever gotten Lyme disease. Why do they do this? On purpose. Next up, I'm not sure this back in the day A-list singer-songwriter who has not had a hit in over a decade.

And by back in the day, we're going to go for 90s here, female singer-songwriter. We're not sure she's going to go back to this annual concert event. The founder, permanent A-list country. singer told her to fuck off when she asked for an extra trailer. Woman singer-songwriter. Jewel. No, but kind of close. Jewel, but not as Artie.

Paula Cole. Not quite that on that side. That's more Arty. Right in the middle between Paula Cole and Jewel. Who's right in the middle of the two of those? Do not tell me. Alanis Morrison. Not quite.

Cheryl Crowe? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, that makes sense with the country. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

Now, who would the permanent A-less singer be? I mean, who's the A-less country singer? Keith Urban. No, I mean, we're talking like a plus, plus, plus-plus-plus-plus-plus-plus-less country singer. Or a boy. I mean, who's the only country singer in the world that could be A-plus, plus, plus, plus. Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson told Cheryl to fuck off.

Because she asked for an extra trailer. That sounds so unlike Willie Nelson. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and go good on Willie. I think good on Willie, but you know I love Cheryl Crow. I know you love Cheryl Crow. Every day's a winding road. But why does she need two trailers?

She doesn't need two trailers. Maybe she already had two. Maybe she asked for three. You never, she just wanted another one. See, that's, because I feel like Willie Nelson also is like the man that like lives on what he's got. You know, like that kind of thing too where like he doesn't eat extra in his life. Yeah, yeah, that's true. If he tells you to fuck off, you probably deserved it.

Yeah, I would imagine so. And last up, this permanent A-list singer, has decided there should be a biopic made of her life. She also thinks she is the only person who can play herself and wants to do so for the past 20 years of her life. She is planning to drop a bunch of her own money to make it happen. Please tell me it's Mariah Carey. Of course, it's Mariah Carey.

Who else would it be besides Mariah Carey? Who would it be? I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Yeah, I'll watch it. It's going to be a lifetime movie? though? I guarantee you it's going to be a lifetime movie. She won't have enough money to put

it to make any of the age of thing. It's not going to be a feature film. Oh my God, I love it so much. What was hers? I keep on to say Crossroads, but that was Britney Spears. Glitter. Yeah. And then every movie place should do glitter back to back with her biopic. Be like, oh, remember when she was hot and everyone

thought she was great? And you know the bio-pick's just going to be called Mariah? Of course it is. Of course it is. I wonder if they're just going to like X out the whole like marriage and kids thing. She was a diva. alone for the day that she died. The thing is, I would actually watch a biopic about Mariah Carey if Mariah Carey wasn't playing

herself. Yeah, but then who would you get to play her? Interesting question. You know, I feel like you could probably turn her life story into something interesting. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe not. I don't think so. I think it would be like a good, like, you could turn it into like a good dark comedy or something. Especially since she's not going to be open

about things that are bad about her. So what is it going to be? Yeah, that's right. There's not going to be any vulnerability or anything. What will it be about? I guess, I mean, I imagine Nick Cana will have to be in there. But then she's probably just going to make him look really bad and her just like, oh, I've always been the best. I've always been the best. I'm sorry, I forgot my Mariah, my Mariah voice. That's the subtitle of the movie.

Mariah, I've always been the best. Mariah, why do you think you're the only person that can play yourself? Because I've always been the best. worry about me, honey, give me enough and cigarettes. Roll me to the stage. I can't stand up. My shoes

are too tight, why are my ankle so swollen? I haven't had a glass of water in at least three weeks. All I want for Christmas is the... You help! No!

And that's all we have for this week, Spade, 7. Thank you very much, for listening, we'll be back next week. I'll see you next week. Bye. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to cavecomedyradio.com.