Page 7 - Episode 213: Humps and Lumps

Episode Date: September 7, 2017

Marcus, Molly and Jackie talk Flip Or Flop divorce drama, discuss the new royal baby, and learn about famous asexuals. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, milf money. You got that, you got that, you got that, you got that milf money. Man, you got to listen to this fucking song. I am obsessed with it. It is called milf money. It is by Fergie, and it is absolutely fantastic. Welcome to page seven, everybody. I was like, where have I heard this before?

And it was you last week when you mentioned me. When I also talked about milf money, because I've been listening to it nonstop. And I'm absolutely obsessed with it because, and you have to watch the music video, because it's got Kim Kardashian in it. It's got Chrissy Teigen in it. It's got all these, like, amazing. It's like, it's such a great video. I love everything about it.

It's all about drinking and fucking. And it's everything I want in a song. I love her, too. I didn't know I loved her until recently, and then I fell suddenly in very hard in love with her. I really, really love her. She's beautiful in all the right ways, but she's also funny.

Super funny, really smart with great politics, and, like, bitingly mean to the right people on Twitter. Mm-hmm. All right, let's hear a listen. Let's take a listen. That milk money, money. I've got that milk money. It's so good.

Is it new? I think it came out last year. It was last summer, yeah. You know I'm always behind. Yeah, no, I mean. That's new to me. And she says, motherfucker, like, ten dives of the song, which I love. I just want to scream.

the word motherfucker. There it is. That's Fergie. I've been making everyone listen to it. And it's really empowering me. How do we miss this stuff? It has 194 million views. I don't know.

I'm very behind in the times. But usually I'm years behind. So this time I'm only one year behind. Yeah, only year behind is good. Yeah, I'm getting better. It's relevant. Yeah. I mean, I am always at least one year behind.

I was very proud of myself for like a few months ago, getting really into that Justin Bieber song, Love Yourself. Because it was only from last, It was within like, you know, 12 months. And I was like, I'm relevant. Let's discuss this. I know things.

No, I was just reading about Chrissy Teigen with, she was talking about John Legend. And there was this thing came out there like, they almost broke up. And she said no, which basically she told, gave like a little tweet out of what happened. She was like, no, John called me when he was on tour and his throat hurt and he was crying like a baby. So when he tried to break up with me, I was like, no. And that was it. That's the story. That's what you're talking about?

Yeah, that happened. That actually does sound like he tried to break up with her, and she said, no, that's kind of the definition of a man trying to leave a woman and her abusively saying, you're not leaving me, which kind of makes her a piece of shit. No, no, no, no, they've been together 13 years. Oh, no, I don't know at all what it's like to try to break up with a woman. She tells you no. Absolutely not. That's not like a soul-crushing thing that really fucks you up for a long time. No.

That's fine. That's not the sign of an abusive relationship. at all. They stayed married. He was being a baby. Oh, yeah, that's right. He's being a baby. I forgot. I forgot he was crying and emotionally vulnerable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so that she said no.

That was it. She also recently had a big thing admitting that she drank too much in public all the time. Yeah. And had to, I think, I'm not sure if she cut back or if she stopped. I think she just cut back. Okay, but she was like, I was getting too drunk all the time. And I'm going to admit it in public, which I thought was also good. but in general I agree with you Marcus

women can also be abusive in relationships yes they can we should recognize that but they seem so happy you know that's the thing that's the thing there's never been in a relationship where outwardly the couple looks happy in public and then in private

it's a fucking nightmare's hellscape damn it see there's very few people that I can love unabashedly and she's one of them but guess I'll look into this always ready to add people people to the forsaken list. We're so good.

I'll flip-flop any second. Yeah. Speaking of flip-flop and stop me if I'm talking too much about stars on the Home and Garden channel, but... Have you followed at all the saga with the flip or flop, the original flip or flop people? Have you ever watched that one?

No. So they are getting a divorce right now. It's very public and it's very awkward. Is that the one with the weird blonde bitch? Yes. And her very, very doting husband? Yes. That's why I couldn't watch it because I didn't like her.

Yeah, she's a bitch, and he is like a big-necked jock. And another interesting thing about his big neck, I'm not trying to make fun of his big neck. I'm trying to make fun of his big neck because he just looks like a guy who works out a lot. But his neck is in part, it was a nurse who was watching Flip or Flop diagnosed him with a cancerous tumor on his neck just by watching it. She was like, you have something that you need to check out. Wrote a letter to the show. He got it checked out. and then had cancer treatments,

life-saving cancer treatments because of somebody watching on the show and nurse diagnosing him, and now I think he's in remission. So I wasn't trying to make a dig about that part of his neck. He just otherwise has a big muscular neck. But that's crazy. Yeah, so that's one thing about this

because it's a bland, boring show otherwise. But this nurse saved his life from watching the show, A, and then B, now they are going through a divorce, and I watched an E entertainment segment on it, And he was like, oh, this is like, it was like, you know, how E will be like, oh, give us a tour of your house. And he was like, oh, this is where I go to think about the bad decisions I made. And it was just like a deeply uncomfortable public divorce. Speaking of bad decisions, him and his wife had a boat.

They named it flip or flop. After the divorce, he renamed it to bad decisions. Yes. That's amazing. That's amazing. Love that. Yeah, that dude's having a hard time. And he's having a hard time publicly, which I support because men should have, be able to have a hard time publicly.

She was so mean to him. She was. She was just very condescending to him all the time. And it was just like, you're no chip and Jojo. They are not. They are the anti-chip and Jojo. They are. But yeah, they are having a rough go of it.

I mean, but at the same time, he does have a boat, you know? That's pretty great. He'll be fine. He's fine. He's got a boat. He's got a boat guy. He's fine. Well, apparently, what happens is in May of 2016, they had a huge fight. Cops came, found a whole lot of guns.

Oh. Took the guns out of the house. Apparently they were registered, but a lot of times it's police procedure during these sorts of things to take the guns like they did with Kurt and Courtney when the police were called just prior to Kurt's suicide. And then they finally filed for divorce just a couple of months ago. So he's still going through it, huh? Yeah, and they are still hosting the show together, which is. Just get rid of the show. Yeah.

At this point, or just call it like, flip. Oh, he says they get along great together now. Yeah. He's not according to this awkward E interview. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, it's, well, no, I mean, they've really created a monster because there's all these other flipper flops. There's flipper flop Atlanta. Yeah.

Flip or flop Las Vegas. Is it all them, though? No, but it's just a serious, but I think that they were the original. So they could, yeah, they should just walk away and keep their millions of dollars. But now they have to live out there shame publicly. while continuing to fucking renovate houses. Well, they're also shading each other a little bit.

On May 12th, she posted a picture of her next to the Empire State Building on Instagram with the caption, No time for bullshit when you're building an empire. And that was after he had thrown a little shade at her by posting a picture of something they both owned together

doing a little middle finger emoji. Yikes. Keep it being... Keep it between you two. Text each other. You know, text each other, your venom. Don't do this. Right, yeah.

Having a hard time in terms of processing grief publicly, I support. Having a hard time in terms of just being dicks to each other on Instagram, I don't support. Well, apparently he liked the picture. And then the next day he wrote alongside a photo of him surfing, hashtag life is about having hashtag fun. And enjoying every hashtag moment. People shouldn't take things so seriously, especially jokes that are meant to be playful and fun. Happy Friday!

That's my favorite Instagram caption ever. Hashtag life is about having hashtag fun and enjoying every hashtag moment. That's how I use hashtags. Someone loves this man. No, it's I use hashtags. Oh, my God, that's my favorite caption ever. Oh, my God. Oh, that also is so perfect because it just captures how boring they are.

That's the thing. They're deeply boring people. and like Chip and Jojo are so interesting. And they are like if you watch Flip or Flop, which I have a lot, they are just like, oh, should we go with modern tiles? Yeah, I guess. Like they're so boring. There's no lust.

There's no soul. There's no personality. They're just like flipping houses for cash. And they used to be, I did some research on them. They used to be regular real estate people. And then the economic collapse happened. And so then it was really hard to be a real estate agent because the housing market was ruining people's lives. And so then they decided to exacerbate their ability to ruin people's lives by flipping houses and making cash on it.

Cool. And so that's where they come from. And they're just like uninspired people. And that mess, Instagram caption is the least inspired Instagram caption never happens. My, hashtag life is about having hashtag fun at every hashtag moment. Duh, yeah, I agree with you. Come on, Molly. Hashtag moment. Here are the other 10 million people who've tweeted about hashtag moments. Man, I want to name a boat bad decision, so, oh, God, just to do it.

That's so great. They say the two happiest days of a boat owner is the day you buy it and the day you sell it. True. Hashtag bad decisions. Is there like a, do you have to, like, look up to see if a boat already has the name that you want to give it? I don't know if you have to register boat names. It's not like there can only be one. No, I don't think there is that.

Because, you know, if you name a boat after your wife. Yeah. What if another guy has the same wife? There's already a boat named Marlene. You can't do it. Sorry, Marlene. Didn't you have like Marlene 42? All right, good to know.

They're not email addresses. Yeah. Bad Decisions 82. Bad Decisions underscore 82. At hotmail. com. Man, but what about our Labor Day gift, guys? Baby number three.

Oh, God. Duchess of Cambridge, popping them out. She's so sick. Yeah. Why does she keep having them and she gets so sick? Yeah, someone to give that girl a, you know, a divot. Not a divaccom. IUD, anything.

Anything. Shove some copper up in there. Oh, my God. It's like the babies, she just had one. And I love her so much. And I'm so excited. to see another royal child. But, man, she's in the hospital right now.

She is? Oh, yeah. She keeps getting sick as fuck. It's not like, oh, my first one was hard, but then it gets easier. No, all of them. She's got some disorder or something. I don't know how to say it. Really?

Yeah. Wow, they should make her stop getting pregnant then. I mean, they should let her stop getting pregnant. If she wants, maybe she wants to. She wants it. She was the one, she's like, I've won another kid since I had Charlotte. So I want another kid. I wonder if they've ever thought about surrogacy.

Anything. Yeah. Yeah, but can you do that in the royal law? lineage. Good question. I think it's got to come out of your own vagina. Out of your royal vaginas. I don't think it's genetics.

I think it's all about vaginas. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His semen and her vagina. Yikes. She suffers from hyperemesis graviderum. Sounds shitty. Man, I do feel bad for it.

Nine months is a long time to feel like total shit. And she's only 12 weeks in. And it's like immediate. She had to cancel a whole event at a child's hospital. Damn. I think that's why they had to announce it, though. I think even though I feel like that is a little early to, and I guess it's the end of the first trimester.

Twelve weeks is, yeah, not that early. Is that the end of the first trimester? Right, 12 weeks? I think so. I think 12.13 is like around the time that they say it's okay to tell people, or it's like you're safe to tell people. Gotcha. But some people wait longer.

But if you have to start canceling events than she had, I mean, that you had to say it's. Yeah, because otherwise they're going to think it's heroin or something. Probably here when she's so thin. God, I love those pictures of her yelling at the kids. Did we ever bring that up? All these pictures came out. I think it was at Pippa's wedding.

And she's just like, it was like through the bushes, some shitty paparazzi. But she's just like in his face. She's like screaming at him. And I was like, hell yeah. Keep those kids in line. And it wasn't a nanny screaming at him. Doing yourself. She fucking did it.

And I was like, yeah. Yell at those kids. Yeah, I think that I like William. I saw like an internet video with him being good and I was like, okay, William. You didn't like him before? Well, now he's doing all that, they're doing all the like mental health advocacy. Yeah, that was what I saw. It was about eating disorders.

He had like a nice sit down with a girl and her dad about eating disorders. And he was great. No, I never disliked him before. I just, uh... Didn't care about him. He seemed just like a bit, like, he just seemed like he had grown up into immediately into a middle-aged man. Yes. I mean, he ain't no hairy, you know what I?

Well, he's my age. Is he? like 35 but he looks like he's 20 years older than you he well that's British that's being British yeah yeah yeah not Harry yeah because he was William was fine as a boy I mean that sounds bad I was a little girl he was little boy well he's got Prince William has the receding hair line yes and the receding hair line always adds a couple of years to you but he looks more British now than he did when he was a kid he's got the British smile yeah he's got the British middle-aged man smile it's quirky it's like a Hugh Grant he looks a lot like Hugh Grant

actually looking good now but I've always thought he was very he's very hot yeah he's fopish yeah yeah yeah he'llory too yeah yeah yeah British hues yeah but they're they got weird eyes yeah yeah but I like it I dig it yeah no Harry

it's definitely no Harry's not a royal what yeah yeah remember no remember hair well not genetically a royal because he's that tennis player so yeah but that's the thing came out of dying his vagina therefore a royal real are we sure that it's died to the vagina.

I mean, the past is indicated that, yes, if you come out of a royal vagina, then you are a royal. Prince Harry, it has not been proved, but if you did a DNA test, remember he's that soccer player. Or is a tennis player? I think that red-headed clone of his. Yes, I remember. Yeah, it's probably never come up because they've probably never had to do surrogacy before. But now that, now with

reproductive technology, there could be all sorts of complications about who's royal. You know, what about what if, I won't even get into the possibility. You got so excited. You had such a murmur. I mean, well, so for example, some friends recently had to figure out whether if you have a Jewish embryo, but a different person gives birth to the baby and who is not Jewish, is the child still Jewish? Because it has passed down through the mother.

Jewish vagina. Now, does that mean, right, does it have to be Jewish? Jewish birth mother or Jewish, you know, DNA mother. And it was such an interesting question to me. And so now I'm thinking very similarly about royalty. What about a C-section? Right. Well, I don't think it's a vagina.

I think if it's in your oven. It is a hole in a woman. If you come out of a hole in a woman, whether it be artificial or natural, then it is acceptable. Well, I think your birth. Which old am I coming out of mother? A C-section is still a birth. But some purists, like, annoying purists, talk about, like, you know, vaginal births, like, those are births and C-sections, like, their surgeries, not births. But it's like, you still get fucking born.

I was born? Yeah. I fucking came out of that fucking belly ass on my mom? Yeah. I mean, you know, also the other option, like, back in the day when, you know, we didn't have that is just, like, let women die. So obviously, just leave the baby in there. If it ain't coming out the right, oh, let it stay in there until it does. That should be the new.

Let him roll. I'm just, but I'll bet that all sorts of, as much as we've probably never tested non-royal vagina giving birth to royalty, we probably have had all sorts of, you know, extra fucks. So we've probably had non-royal sperm giving birth to royal babies. Absolutely.

Oh, without a doubt that has to it, have happened. What if Will, for example, had like sperm issues and had to have a, you know, and had to have a donor, would the child still be royalty? No, no. I don't think so. I think the bloodline just ends because if you have bad sperm, then you just have bad sperm and it ends. But if you got a bad womb, get another womb.

Not saying it's right, but I'm saying that's how they do it. Or at least that's how they do it in medieval times. That was a long time ago. But who knows what they do over there? Who knows what they do over there? Who knows what happens within the confides of Westminster? Right. Like all those women that were getting killed because.

Because the men were like, oh, this woman won't bore me a child. It was probably the men having bad sperm, and instead they just kept killing women. Keep getting rid of them. Get me a better version. Some of them have bad sperm. Yeah, sure could have been them, you know. And then there's a whole different line of succession that you have to go through, and it's just, it's awful. Just marry the other one.

Then I would just marry Harry. Mary Harry? Yeah, it was like, oh, his sperm don't work. Cut his head off. I'm marrying the other one. Flop him out. Get me one that works. Yeah, does Will get demoted from kids?

if his sperm doesn't work? Does that Harry get to be king? No, because they, well, yeah, because what about this? Yeah, they have to have somebody to pass it on to. See, I don't think so. I think he remains king. It's just when he dies, the line of succession goes to Harry. So Harry has to wait for William to die before he can become king.

But if he dies before William dies, then that means that Harry's son would become king after William dies. Are we making this up, though? Totally going off of... Instinct. I'm going off... I like what you're saying. I follow it.

I'm going off gut right now. Based mostly on my extensive knowledge of Game of Thrones. Oh, okay. Which is based on reality. Except for like the dragons. Except for the dragons and the robes and the white walkers and things like that. Yeah, based in reality though. Very based in reality.

But the politics. Yes. The politics. You mean the game of Thrones. The game of Thrones. It's a game. It truly is a game. It's a game.

The game truly is true. Of throes. Of throws. Please. Please. Yeah. And Harry's girlfriend's really hot, too. It's her name Merkle. Burkle?

Burkle. Banckel? Brinkin? Blankin? She's so hot, though. It's so great. Do they have a last name? Megan Markle.

Megan Markle. Megan Markle. Markle. Do they have a last name? Of Cambridge. I think that's what it is. William. Right?

Duchess. Yeah, something. How did they get Cambridge? I don't know. We don't know anything about this. I want to know. So, wow. Lewis.

That's their last name? William. Oh, no, wait, wait. William Arthur, Philip Lewis is his whole name. But he's Prince William, Duke. of Cambridge. So I think his full name. His full name is Prince William Duke of Cambridge. So what's on his passport?

He probably doesn't even need one. I don't think he needs one. I think they play by different roles. I think royalty, I think they go through like embassies and shit. They got all their jets. Yeah. They don't need a passport. Does he have a social security card? Or whatever the British version of them? Do they have those? I think, well no. They must have a system

of keeping track of who's born. No, because they're pretty much on welfare. Because the British people, because the British people pay for the royals to hang out and do all their stupid royal bullshit. Yeah, but you know, they're doing things. They do stuff. Yeah, they got things. Easter egg hunts.

Dude, yeah. Oh, I want to go to one of those. That's the main thing they do based on newspaper pictures. Tea parties. Ooh, yeah. Snooty bullshit. I wouldn't be able to be at a tea party, I don't think. Yeah.

Like, give me another cookie. He would be like, what do you call it? Crumpet. Biscuits. You would be taking a bottle of gin out of your pocket. Pouring it into the tea. Out of your pantaloon. It's the American way.

Wow, they really do have a ton of names. There's Henry Charles Albert David, Charles Philip Arthur, George, and there's Willop Arthur, Philip Lewis. And then Kate is Catherine Elizabeth Mountbatten, Windsor. Windsor. Windsor. Oh, like, Windsor Palace.

Windsor, yeah, yeah. So Windsor is the last name. William Windsor. Yeah, because I think, well, is it Windsor? I don't know. Mountain Batten, Windsor, her original name. Because, yeah, she probably got a bunch of names at and on when she got in. Yeah, they slapped it right on there.

It's like when you get christened. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, that's her full name. But I think Mount... I think Windsor is the name. I think it is Windsor. That sounds right. Yeah, like it. Doesn't it feel good?

Sure. Yeah, William Windsor. Yeah. That one's rough. That one's true. That one's a willow. Which we won't get into a willow conversation. Yeah, Mountbatten Windsor.

Okay, yeah, because remember her original name's Kate Middleton. Yes, right. Yeah, Kate Middleton. So I think Mountbatten Windsor is, I think the Elizabeth, I think Queen Elizabeth was Mount Patton and Philip was Windsor. Whoa, so they have a hyphenated last name. Very progressive. I think they have a hyphenated last name. I'm sure all of our British listeners are that, you idiot, you daft monkey, you daft monkeys.

Just stop trying. Very regal, though. I'm trying to look up the Kate Middleton biography, and of course it immediately starts with a fucking auto play. Yeah, you know. Yeah. Yeah, please British people tell us where we have strayed. Yeah. Oh, they will.

If people on the internet have the chance to tell you that you're wrong, they'll take that chance. I want to sit down with, like, a fertility expert and an expert on British Linne. the age and just have them discuss different scenarios. And all of us is like, uh-uh, no, that's not what we thought. We thought something else. That's stupid. That's stupid. That's not how I would do it.

Let me in there. I'm going to change some rules. Oh, my God. I just want to live in that palace. Yeah. I wonder how many baths they take a day. Do you mean baths? You don't think they take showers?

No, I think they take baths. Hmm. Yeah, what do they do all day? They have events. Like what other rich people do? What are rich people do? Yeah, right. What do rich people do?

When do you do when you don't have to work? You go to like dinner parties and you have a book club. And I can't imagine Kate Middleton at a book club, but maybe she does. I don't know. Yeah, she goes to, yeah, events, charity events. She was going to go visit a bunch. Well, apparently her and William take on a lot of Prince Phillips or King Phillips old roles because Philip was, he stopped doing public appearances. this year.

So it goes Philip, Charles, and then William. So Williams' third in succession. I love it because no one gives a fuck about Charles. No one cares. Charles because completely left the public eye. Yeah, it doesn't matter anymore.

Yeah, well, and William really has started to look a lot like his father, Charles. I know. Poor Kate Middleton. She's still got a bang on that. Whereas Harry obviously is not Charles' fun. Yeah, yummy, yeah. But see, I mean, you know,

Williams still has a little bit of a, a little Diana in him. Yeah, he's cute and nice. I remember when he was a kid, you know, he's like, if he's your age, right, he was three years older than me, and he had like a big mop of blonde hair. He was hot. He looks exactly like Diana. He was like very cute and then the Charles stepped in.

The Charles took over. That's what happens. The Princess Diana anniversary just passed, didn't it? Yeah, yeah, I didn't watch that thing. There's that HBO thing about her. There's a thing. I wanted to watch it. It's, what is the thing?

It was just like, we love Diane. I mean, it's basically what it is. Oh, yeah, it's been 15 years. Yeah. Because that happened in 1992 in August. Man, we are getting old. Yeah. Wait, 15 years.

That means I was 16 when she was. No, wait, 22 years. Thank you. I was like, I remember, I feel like I would have cared more. I remember being too young to totally understand. Yeah, that's, I remember Holden always tells that story about how he was watching Saturday Night Live, waiting to masturbate to the spice girls when that. Princess Diana,

Princess Diana, death announcement came in and interrupted. And I remember watching that as well, but I was watching it for the hilarity of early 90 Saturday Night Live. Remember Rob Lowe was hosting. It was a good time for Saturday Night Live. Yeah, it was a really good time. I can't believe you remember that specific episode. Well, yeah, I remember it because I remember the Spice Girl.

Because of the Spice Girls. You weren't Jayne off the Spice Girls? No, I was in a hotel room with my parents. Yeah, that's difficult to do. That's right. Hold on, Mom and Dad. I just need a minute. I'm going to go to the bathroom for five to ten minutes.

Don't come in. Leave the TV volume blow. Just masturbating to the audio of the Spice Girls. Wait, Molly, were you always baby spice? Yeah. Yeah, I bet. I'm not proud, but I was. Which Spice Girl are you, Marcus?

I don't know. I guess scary spice. Yeah? I guess. Maybe sporty spice. I don't know. I'm not. Sporty though.

Yeah. Neither was she. Maybe you were, um, maybe a, um, ginger. Ginger. I don't know, but what was ginger spices? What was she posh? What was her thing?

No, posh spice was posh. It was her posh by. That's right. Okay. That's none of us. None of us are poshs. None of us are posh. Absolutely not.

Yeah, I think you're ginger. But what was her thing? She had red hair. But she was also like... There's more to me. I don't even have red hair. She was the sexy one. Yeah.

She was like the sex kitten. No, that's how you see me? As a piece of me. That's all I am to you. What was Pasha's deal besides being posh? She was beautiful. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. She was the one.

She was, you know, the classy one. Ginger, I feel like she was like the interesting one. The slutty one. She was the bimbo. Baby was just, baby was also slutty, though. Baby was just like, oh. We sucking a lollipop. Oh, my baby.

That's not why I was baby. It was just because she was blonde. Yeah, the baby. That wasn't me. It was just, she was blonde and small. Yes, and she had blue eyes, so I think that that's why I imagine. Who were you? Scary Spice.

Yeah. Always Scary Spice. I always did like the high sidekicks. Like Sparry Spice. But I could never pull off the camo cargo pants, turns out. Turns out it wasn't a good look on me. I think Scary Spice in retrospect may have been the most interesting spice in terms of personality. Was it because of the tube tops?

No, just because all the other ones were just like, they were sexy girls Yeah There's nothing uninteresting about being a sexy girl But like she got to like Kick punch and kick Yeah she was a little more aggressive Than the other spice girls

Also a sporty spice Yeah I guess sporty Yeah I guess I didn't really appreciate The depth of the spice girls at the time I'm glad that we're talking about it I'm glad you're finally thinking about it If you want to hear Some fucking spice girls historian speak

My girlfriend Caroline she knows more about the spice girls than any thing. I didn't think it was possible to know that much about it. She will sit there and defend Spice World up and down. How did she know so much? I don't know. She just looked into it. We got to get her on here.

We got to find some things. That sounds great. I would love to learn more because now that I'm thinking about it, I really, this was like, the year that Spice Girls was popular was kind of like my first year in trying to keep up with pop culture. So I was in over my head. And I was like, okay. Yes, spice girls, this is what we're doing.

But, like, I don't really... I mean, I remember the music, obviously. I remember them and what they looked like, but I didn't kind of get to know them as individuals. It is crazy that they had a movie about them. That is crazy. That's how big they were. Oh, wow.

Looks like Ginger Spice is quite the intelligent one. Oh, yeah. She was actually named Ginger because she originally dreamed of being a botanist studying the evolutionary methods of her favorite plant, the Zingiber officionele. See, we underestimated her. Officer Naly.

Do you think that that is real? The plant or her? Offsenali. I think the plants is real. It's on bustle.com, of course, I think. I think that she had red hair. I think that's why her name was ginger. I don't know.

Now I feel like I've really been kind of slut-shaming and underestimating the spice girls my whole life. I'm really, you know, I'm not proud of you today, Molly. I'm not proud of myself either. Maybe Baby had more complex reasons for being called baby other than just going... I don't know. Actually, I think this might be a thotire article. I'm not sure.

Uh-oh. Fake news. We got fake news? It's all fake news. Sporty... What hurricane. Sporty just wore... She got to wear the best pants.

Yeah, she had the track pants. I always wanted the ripaway track pants. Loved track pants. Have you ever... worn ripaways? Oh, yeah. Did you ever rip them away? No, it's harder than it looks.

Yeah, I think it is. I remember trying to do it to someone. And you have to, like, really yank. Yeah, I just realized I actually just donated my ripaway track pants because they were very 90s and very baggy and I never wore them. But I realized I wore them a lot for costumes, like 90s themed parties when I wanted to be Gwen Stefani.

I can't believe you got rid of them. I did a big purge in my room, and I feel great about it. I know that is good. It's nice to get rid of things. Now I got to go buy some. Yeah. Now I need some track pants. Although I don't know.

I almost bought suspenders the other day, and I was just like, I really can't do this in my life. I can't wear belts and my pants keep falling down. So I was going to buy suspenders and I was like, I can't be that person. Why can't you wear a belt? Oh, because I have no hips. So I'll put on the belt and try and cinch it and it still just falls down anyway. If you put on suspenders, you would look like a building super. You mean someone that gets things done?

Yes. That is how I would like to be perceived. Thank you. My father-in-law wears suspenders every day, and he has a pair of ruler suspenders that he's a big fan of. That's fun. You think you could really... I think you could really rock some ruler suspenders

make a lot of jokes. But what are you supposed to do? Are you supposed to wear it over your nipples, or do you wear it around your breasts? It's hard as a person with breasts. Yeah, I think it's kind of a personal preference type thing. Because I feel like if you wore them around your breasts and you're just like, hey, these are my breasts.

Also, it reminds me... Women with large breasts wearing suspenders. This is going to be... Google, go! I feel like if you wear them on your side, it's going to look like you are a cop with a holster. Ooh, that would be cool, though. You know what I mean?

Yeah. What if I got a holster and I just kept my phone in it? And then I really just, like, go off the deep edge. It's like, oh, she's really gone now. I support suspenders. I have a couple... I have a pair of rainbow suspenders, if you want them. That's what I need.

That's what I need. That's what I need to do it in my life. Well, I found an article From again, Bustle, who I do not trust now I have... Bustle's real news. Her name is ginger because she has red hair. Her name is ginger because that's it.

That's it. They had to try to give it a big twist. But there's no twist here. She just has red hair and she can... That's all she... I mean, she's good at it. I don't trust you anymore, Bustle. What do they say about my... breasts.

They didn't say anything about your breasts. They just tagged boobs and suspenders. Was it just a hot girl? And they had nothing about suspenders. It's like, Chesty girls can't wear horizontal lines. Nothing about suspenders. Oh, we can wear whatever we want.

Yeah, they can wear whatever they want. Oh, okay. So here we go. Reddit posts from the subreddit Big Boob Problems. Is it at all possible to wear suspenders when you've got big boobs? One of them said you can either wear them

to the sides of your boobs. and buy fashion, quote unquote fashion, or women's ones, because they apparently make suspenders for women, or you just buy really big ones that go over your boobs. You can do whatever you want. Wow. It's really either or, huh? I think over. It says you should measure the exact distance from your shoulders over the hump to wherever you would like suspenders to land.

My hump, my lovely lady loves. It's exactly what it says. You may need men suspenders depending on your height and the height of your length. Lady lumps. Oh, my lumps. They're doing a whole thing there. They're doing a whole thing. Yeah, I guess they're doing a whole thing.

I don't know if I like the term lumps for my breasts. No. Or harm. Show me your lumps. Give me lumps. Can I feel you're on your lumps, ma'am? I guess so. But the two, I also have women.

Whatever, I guess. So, I guess. Yeah, fine. Women's suspenders are thinner. So, like, I have worn women's suspenders that then, you know, when I have small boobs, but when they go over, it's not like a, my small lumps. I'm sorry, lumps. When they go over, it's not like as big, when they're thin,

it's not like it doesn't, you don't look quite as much like a building contractor. Yeah. No one likes lumps. I don't, yeah, lumps are rough. Lumps are rough to think about. It's a real rough way to refer to a piece of the human anatomy. And humps, too. Yeah.

It's like, what am I got, I call a butt a hump. Look at my, my back hump. Look at my back hump and my lady. lumps my back hump and my lady lumps you're the one who's been listening to furgy all the time I'm being right I don't know I have to well now I have to get into Fergie I got to figure all these things out I'm gonna get behind Fergie does one does hump and lump refer to different body parts or does she

just referring to all the curves I think it's just the curves yeah look at my lady lump from my home look at my home oh no I just someone made that sound If you fucking showed your breast to them. Never mind. You know, I was horny. I'm not horny anymore. Really just sucked me dry over here.

Well, we put the whole wet back up there, didn't you? All right, it's time for the live. Famous people who are asexual. Oh, okay. Asexual. Tim Gunn. I have heard that, although he's just, or I believe he wasn't a relationship, but he was, he's abstinent. I know that.

Yeah, I mean, you can be in a relationship and still be asexual. You can? Yeah. You just don't fuck. Oh, so it's just no fucking. It's just no fucking. Oh, okay. Same thing.

I didn't know that. Yeah. I thought you meant, like you weren't attracted to other people, like that you were just a solitary. I think, no, I think you still, like, you can still be in a relationship if you're asexual. I think you just have to find another asexual person. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know anything about asexuality. Like you can enjoy, I think you still like enjoy.

Companionship. And like holding on to another person and that's good. But it's just like, you know, when we hold on to our significant others, you know, we will get aroused. They do not. Interesting. It just doesn't go any further than cuddlin. How? Different strokes.

Different strokes. Or no strokes, I guess in this situation. Actually, it would be zero strokes. Zero strokes. None strokes. None strokes. Ralph Nader. Huh? Okay. All right.

Yeah. He just does zero interest in romantic relationships. Always has. Is he still alive? Yeah. Doing great. I love Ralph Taney. Well, I wouldn't say doing great. Well, yeah, but still being himself. Go for him. There's one thing with one word we can use to describe Ralph Nader. It is consistent.

Yeah. That man knows who he is, which is why I support. Yeah, be proud of him. Yeah. Yeah. And I support his asexual. And despite her many romantic comedies, Janine Garofalo is asexual. There's a list of people who identify as a sexual. Identify. Interesting.

Well, it's identified and by all evidence shows that they were asexual. Gotcha. So many from this list are from the days when sexuality was not spoken of. Uh-huh. Do you think that the truth about cats and dogs holds up? Was it good when it came out?

I liked it when it came out. It was on TBS all the time. ever watch that movie? That is true. I know I'm well aware of it because I always skip past it because on the TV guide. I still don't remember anything that's what it's about at all. I've seen it multiple times, but I don't...

I'm married to a Gen Xer, and I feel like it's a real, like, there's a real, I'm sometimes acutely aware of the things that as a millennial I just bypassed that Gen Xers are very... Are you trying to say Gideon loves the truth about cats and dogs? I'm not sure how he feels about the truth about cats and dogs, but I'm pretty sure he's a big fan of Geneal's. and Gene McLaughlo and her body of 90s work.

Oh yeah, she was in everything. Yeah, it's just right past me. Yeah, yeah, couldn't care less. Was she in the other one? Liv Tyler. Liv Tyler on Empire Records. Was she in that? No, she wasn't in that.

I should watch that one again. Yeah, there's a lot of great movies, though, right? That one's really fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Empire Records is really fun, you know, for what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very fun, yeah. Truth about cats and dogs.

Oh, yeah, man. It's got Uma Thurman and Janine Garofalo in it. It's got to be good. And Jamie Fox. Really? He has an extensive body of work. Yeah, I had no idea. But he's a dude named Ed.

Cool. All right, next up. I don't know who J.M. Barry is. Paula Poundstone. Yeah. But then with the kids, you know. Huh? The child abuse.

I had a child. What? What are you talking about? I didn't hear about that she's a... There was a scandal, right? There was a scandal because she was adopting all those kids, and apparently they were being abused. I don't think it went through.

But I think she was exonerated. But, you know, you can't come back from that. Plea deal. And that means you're guilty. No, what? Pleadiel. Jackie. Guilty.

We have a very unjust justice system. Plea deal was no contest. That does not mean you're guilty. What does that mean? It means. It means pretty much I know I'm going to lose, but I don't want to say I'm guilty. Right? Am I correct in that?

I think, I don't know. I think so. Again, that sounds good. Whatever we think, we decide, and yes. Sounds good. Just like the Royal family. I understand the American legal system about as good as I understand the Royal Line of C-Session. I've seen a lot of movies and TVs about it.

But a lot of times people say please because they feel like they have no other choice because they're facing down a lot of time. I mean, in this case, I have no idea. Also, that's a rough charge, too. So you really can't be guilty of them. Right. But the system is stacked towards pleas. Well, she, in exchange for her plea,

prosecutors dropped three counts of committing lewd acts against a child. Yeah, it's rough. 13 years in prison she was facing. Got five years probation. But her stand-up was so funny. Like, I loved Paula Poundstow. Very funny in home movies, too. Yeah.

She still was on, wait, wait, don't tell me more. She watched suspenders. Mm-hmm. I don't know anything about the details of these allegations So I don't want to allegation is that she molested a little girl I hope that that's not true It's getting worse I hope that that is not true as well me as well

That is also an official page 7 I hope Paula Poundstone did not molest that little girl Me too I'm very much hoping that that was a false it's a false it's a false it's a falsehood It's a falsehood. A falsehood. We're hoping. Hoping. We're hoping that is a falsehood.

You know, the guy, the guy that created Adams family. Asexual. Edward Gorey. How could you be, man, and watch the two of them go? Oh, my God. They're fire. Their heat. Well, the Adams family started off as a, started off as a little cartoon.

Yeah. You know, a little, little comic. And then there's the black and white one. I've watched that a few times. Yeah, wasn't it? It was in like the 40s or 50s? Way back. Original one?

Yeah, way, way back. Yeah, it was like, in, like, Playboy and things like that, where it was just like those little one-panel cartoon. It's like Ziggy. Or Far Side. More like Far Side. That's kind of,

rather it'd be like Farside than, like, Ziggy. It's like family circus. No, it's not. It's not like Family Circus. Or Marmaduke? How about Marmaduke? Okay, I love Barbarduk. It's a parent.

You're a parent. Yeah. Rler circle. What's the other one with the two naked little kids? What? Precious moments? No, wait, no, the precious moments is the statues. Love is.

Oh, I don't know that. You guys know love is. Naked kids? Yeah, it's naked kids that are in love. What? I don't like this. Yeah. Let me look it up for you.

Look, love is sharing the mirror. What? Are they children who are married? They're naked children who are married. I do not. What? They are naked. Yeah, they're naked children who are married.

This isn't like, regular newspaper. It is? What? This is... They can't be children. There are children. Why are they naked together? They're naked children who are married.

This is extraordinarily inappropriate. I can't believe you guys have never seen Love is. Lila. She said love is deciding on the nude decor together. She's choosing lilac. He wants red. Are we sure their children? We're 100% sure.

Where are their genitals? They don't have any... They're definitely not post-pubescent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're definitely children. They have no pubic hair and her breasts are non-existent. And he has no dick. He has no dick. Yeah, I mean.

So at least you know they're not fucking. What, asexual, am I right? Yeah. I'm super. I've never seen this before. This is very upsetting. Yep, love is. Love is being too.

They're drinking wine. Yeah, getting to hold. hope you like me. Love is getting to hope you like me. What is this? What kind of thing? It's still going? This is from a few days ago. Yeah. What is kidding to hope you like me mean? That's an awful sentiment about love. It is a picture of the course, the two naked children. She's wearing pearls. He's wearing a bow tie. They're both drinking what looks to be a bottle, a glass of wine. The little lines in the back suggest they might be in a crowd at a party somewhere. Naked.

And it says, naked. And it says, Love is Getting to Hope You Like Me. And this is from August 28th, 2017. It's like, get some confidence. Yeah. He likes you.

It's like getting to hope. It's like, so that means that, well, I don't know, could be the man that's getting to hope that she likes it. You're right. I mean, both of them should have some confidence. Both of them should have more confidence. Or I guess they have more confidence that I do

because they're just fucking hanging around naked and with each other like that. Yeah, in public. With no dicks. Can we have a, show a theme show that we do sometime where we just talk about the comics that we hate because I have a lot of things to say about for better or for worse. Oh, yeah.

See, I feel like I might hate love is more than family circle and for better or for worse. Yes. Oh, yes. No, this is horror. I've never seen anything like that. I mean. I'm going to look up the Wikipedia. I want to find out the origins of love is.

It's from New Zealand. Oh. Created in the 60s. Really? Yeah. Where have we been? It's never been in my paper. No.

It's been in the newspaper since 1970. I don't think they got that down there in Tampa, Florida. They ain't had no naked babies in my newspapers. They would be up in arms. No, surprisingly, we had it like the Abilene Reporter News. They had it every week. Really? Yeah.

Or not every week, every day. A New Zealand comic strip? Yeah. And it started off as like these little booklets and then just took off from there. I hate it. The main character is, oh no, it says a man. and woman depicted unclothed with no primary or secondary sexual features shown other than the woman having nipples. Yeah, she does have nipples.

So they are a man and a woman. All right, so I'm going to retract the word horror and just say abominations. I don't know. They're pretty childlike. They are drawn as children. Well, apparently they're supposed to have two children themselves. Oh, well. How'd they have them?

What was it magic? There's no holes. There's no dicks. I guess they could adopt. I'm sorry. They can adopt. Maybe they adopted. They went naked into a fucking adoption agency.

They're like, can we have some kids? They're like, yeah. Have that, you naked children, bride and groom. God, there's an app that you can buy. And there's an app that you can buy that gives you a new love is every day. Oh, I'm going to install. So we should buy it, is what you're saying? If you need that, if you need to know what love is,

then you should get the app for love is. This is like the anti, what's the one where it is? I hope you like me. It's a man and a woman also. Every panel is just them and they hate each other. The log horns? Yeah, log horns. Lock horns.

The lock horns. Everyone is about how they're like one step away from murdering each other and like a murder suicide. Oh, they're stuck. They're deeply stuck. Yeah. Is that the old people? No, they're like middle age and they just fucking hate each other.

It's the best. Yeah, they absolutely despise one another. But it's supposed to just be like, marriage. Like, that's how marriage is. You're supposed to hate your significant other. But they, I mean, it's really, it's like very, very dark. There's a lot of, like, shoe. You ever seen shoe?

It's about a bunch of birds getting drunk in a tree talking about how awful life is. Oh, I like that one, though. I kind of like that one. Yeah, I like Shoe as well, but... Yeah, they're drunk, yeah. Yeah, birds getting wasted together, talking about just how the drudgery of modern life. I mean, Kathy Leon Hoda have a show.

Yeah. We should have their show. Yeah. We should have their show. Yeah, but the birds and shoe were overweight and alcoholics in a horrible way. See, Kathleen and Hoda get paid to be alcoholics. Yeah, you're right. And they're thin and beautiful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the old bird and shoe is just an old business bird. His dreams have obviously been crushed. Oh, crushed a long time ago. Oh, yeah, primary and backup plans. Both. Well, at least there's always booze, you know? Right shoe?

There's always booze. There's time for the bind item. Yeah, we can't see them. Oh, and they're juicy today. How juicy are they, Marcus? How juicy are they? It is an orange, you said Valencia, orange. Oh, don't get, little bit, espresso, it is all juicy, it is.

And you take a coffee beer, and you all shabler and say, all right, and you have a little bit of espresso piss. It's a species, spicier orange of Valencia. Yes. Yeah. It's a spicy meatball. It's a spicy plon. I love her so much. Jodat on his fin.

Are you being Chiata? I can even tell her. nationality. Italian. Italian. Italian! All right, listen to this. This A-plus list reality star

spends $1,000 a day on flowers for her home, but tells everyone they're from her husband. Ooh. Who? Is it the barefoot contessa? It is not. No, bigger than that.

Oh, that's a good guess. That's a good guess. Oh, no. Jeffrey. Jeffrey's probably Senator Clark. That's what. You think Jeffrey's supposed. I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've done it again.

I had to do it one last time because I saw Samantha last evening over at the Spice World. Okay. Who's husband? Jojo? No, the biggest reality star there is. Kim K. Uh-huh. Telling everybody that Kanye is buying her $1,000 of flowers a day, but she's just buying them herself. Why do you need all those flowers? Yeah.

Where are you doing all the flowers? Donate them when you're done. I think they're going to, I'm calling divorce on it. Oh, easily. They're lasting maybe a year. Yeah, I think, I think it's happening pretty soon. Yeah. How do you think that's going to go down, though?

Like, how vicious do you think it's going to be? Well, I mean, it's going to be televised. Oh, my God. You imagine the whole, like, court. I want to see the whole trial. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's get in there.

Child custody hearing. Oh, my God. They're going to, oh, they're going to rip each other apart. Yeah. Yeah. And the kids will be fine. They got all those nannies. They got other parents.

Did you see those. Beautiful pictures of Northwest. Yeah. And it was like a, ooh, no, I can't remember what magazine did it. But it was like a big profile of Kim Kardashian written by one of my favorite writers, Janet Mock. But it was like she was all, she looked like Jackie O. And Northwest was there. And they looked very gorgeous.

Regal. Yeah, regal. Listen to this, deuce. This former child actress turned do nothing, turned adult actress at the same level as when she was a child actress. That's very important. Okay. Recently told her car when trying to get away from a drug deal gone bad. Oh.

That's not Lilo. No, she wrote a book about all. Unsweetened. Yes. Yes. Jody sweetened. Yes. Jody sweetened up to the house.

That was nice. That was good. That was good. All you had to say was book. I put it down. You picked it up. That was good. That was good.

That was good. book and pointed and I was like, oh, sweet. I was about to be, I was about to harsh on this blind out of for saying a do-nothing, but she really was a do-nothing. Oh, she was a do-nobthing. Oh, she was a do-drug. And she's only a do-something now because of the revival

of her childhood day. And that's rough. Yeah, and it turns out she's turning right back to do nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's also, it's like, you just got those new teeth, girl. Stop doing the meth. So sorry, what did she do? I was too excited about getting it right to remember what she did. car driving away from a drug deal gone bad. Yeah, I feel bad for Stephanie.

I don't. You feel bad for her? Well, I just feel like child actors never, not that they never, I don't mean to take away their autonomy totally, but I feel like they get so fucked up from a really young age. Oh, yeah. And when you make, I mean, she couldn't make that choice. Like, to be, you know, she was war when she got cast, probably.

And so I feel like if you get, your whole life is then fucked up, you're, you know, for her especially pegged to a show that everybody knows, nobody respects. You know, like, it's just, Well, I have some respect for Uncle Jesse. I just feel like it's a rough go. And she wasn't the Olson twins.

You know, she was like the middle child. The middle child of real life, you know. Just feel like it's tough. And then she had those, you know, just her body kind of betrayed her. I know, but her tits were looking really good. Great. It looked really, really good. They looked fantastic.

She had all those slutty clothes on. Yeah. She knew what she was good. She was showing them off. Oh, yeah. If you're going to pay for them, show them off. Yeah, man. If you got it, flawn it.

Do it. Hell yeah. Go for it. Own it, girl. And this last one is potentially explosive. Let's hear it. This soon-to-be free criminal has already finished a book which is going to destroy this reality show family. There would be no coming back from it.

Oops, oops. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The juice is loose. He's going to be loose. Oh, he is throwing a grenade into the Kardashian house. They're all loose. How is he allowed to do that? Because Double Jeopardy, you can't be convicted for a crime that you have already been cleared of.

So basically this book is just going to be like, they let me do this? He could come out and say Robert Kardashian hid the knife for me. He help aided me in this crime and could tell all sorts of stories. about Rob Kardashian and what happened before O.J. went into prison. Do you think that it really would ruin them? Because I feel like that they would sue him so fast. Yeah. Because he wouldn't have any proof.

For libel, right? Yeah, he wouldn't have any proof whatsoever. Well, and we don't think Chris Jenner is implicated. I mean, Robert Kardashian seems to be like he would have done anything for O.J., but Chris Jenner. I mean, Chris was there, though. She was up in that shit. Oh, I think I know what it is. What is it? What is it?

OJ. Daughter. The Kardashian that looks suspiciously like Orenthal James Simpson. I think he's coming clean. I think he's going to come clean. If I am right about this, I win all of it. I know that that woman is his child. I know it. All y'all haters out there, tell me I don't know these things.

fucking know it. But, man, I, because also, I'm gonna buy that book. Everybody gonna buy that book. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking read that. Mm-hmm. I got to know. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm guessing he's writing a book right now about his time in prison, his time before. I bet he's writing about juiced, his hidden camera prank show. Oh my God, that show. I love it. It is not good. It's awful. I sat and watched the entire thing because we did a whole, in one of our last podcast live shows, we did a whole thing about O.J. Simpson.

being linked to, you know, like various illuminati, blah, blah, blah. But we did an OJ Simpson segment, and I tried to find, like, a funny clip from Juiced. It's an hour long. You would not think it would be that hard to find a funny clip from Juiced. None exist. It was just so bad that you couldn't even laugh at it?

It's so bad you can't even laugh at it. It's just really uncomfortable. And there's no clips that you can show. It was like, hey, look, this is like a funny thing that he did. It's just most people, mostly people going, uh-huh. You're a murderer.

You're terrified of you. Yes, that's exactly what it was. I am terrified of you. Like, it's either people going like, I need to leave right now or are people going like, wow. This is what you're doing, huh? After you got free, this is what you're doing.

Wow. Didn't he do something? Wasn't there one that was like a dinner party or something? I remember when you were telling me about. Well, I know, like there were some where he, there was one where he played a drive-thru, worker like a guy working I had a drive-through and he was just handing people

their food and like taking drinks of their soda before handed it to him or like handing them way too much food or just giving them the wrong order. Just giving them the wrong order. And then they come back and they're just gave the wrong order and people come back and he's like hey um I had a

I had a hamburger this is a this is a hot dog and he's like you got juiced I'm OJ Simpson look I'm OJ Simpson they're like yeah So can I get my burger? I got to get, I got to go to work. Like, I'm on my way to work right now.

And he's like, yeah, but you got juice. Okay, fine. I got to go, though. I got to get to work. Yeah. No one wants to meet O.J. Simpson. I mean, no one. I want to meet O.J. Simpson.

Not if he's juicing on you. I'd get juiced. You'd get juice? I'd totally get juice. You would be pissed off. Something like that. Then you'd be like, oh. If you were late to coming recording and you were like, I just got juiced by O.J.

Try to get a coffee. He gave me a tea instead. I got juice. Shit. I would be mad. I would be mad. I wouldn't be mad if I got juice and I was on my, and it was like,

because all it is is just inconveniences. Right. It's like, and there's another one where he's like showing a house, like where they're selling a house. And there are people coming in, like obviously looking to buy a house. Like they've taken time out of their week.

I'm sure they have one day a week, Saturday. come look at a house. And they need to buy a house. And they need to buy a house. And then it's just OJ fucking around coming in and yelling and a naked girl just kind of like,

oh my God, I forgot people were here. And OJ. coming in like, what are you doing? Why are you being naked around these people? And they're just like, what is, what's going on here? Why is this happening? He's like, you got juiced.

And they're like, you're wasting our time, OJ. I needed this day. It's all it is. He's trying to sell the Bronco, and there's people earnestly trying to buy a used car, and he's trying to sell a white bronco. Also, to make a joke about that, that's, that's, that's, it's rough. That's rough. It's real rough.

Oh, it's a used bronco. Yeah, yeah, almost killed myself in it. It was right after. What blood inside of it? And you know what? It was, you know, it's funny that I'm doing this, because what it reminds me of was the day after the mother of my children was brutally murdered. and I was you know I was like accused of it you know

like which is funny because I wouldn't do that it's funny and then I wrote in it in this Bronco for I don't know what was it six eight hours with the gun to my head

while my best friend was driving and yelling at the police and it shut down an entire city man that was a day that was more memories boy outy oh ain't that something ain't that anyways

It's about $2,000. $2,000. I gave you the sign over the deed today. And that's all we have for blind. I love it so much. I can't wait to read that book. You gotta get that book used, though, Jackie. You cannot, you can't buy it.

I know, I can't give them the money. Yeah. You gotta find, like, some bookstore that has bad morals so that you can be stolen. Somebody can steal it. There's a book for out there called Bad Decisions. Bad Decision. All right, we'll talk to y'all next week. Bye.

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